Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Diabolical Stew of Human Remains

Episode Date: October 8, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a son butchers his parents, Marty Jannetty, a body part collector, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories You know what I miss about being a working actor besides like the status and the money and the working yeah is I miss the Stories from care and makeup. Oh hair and makeup. They know all they are the oracles of any single Production they have the best stories. Yes, they see these they see these people I'm gonna call celebrities these people sure make sense They see them at their most vulnerable and I started looking through like I saw a picture Shia LaBouf recently You know he got a big tattoo for a movie role in the movie bomb that but he still has the tattoo That's called keeping the memory

But in my mind, do you think that Shia LaBouf is smelly? I think that Shia LaBouf will smell bad on purpose Yes as an image as a look as a vibe But I also think he's just one step away one spritz away by from an assistant to smelling Wonderful some kind of cologne, but there are certain actors that I know that I've heard tell are very smelly I believe it and I wonder John actors John Boyd. It's my Izzy smelly. I would assume he's smelly You know who's famously smelly who Angelina Jolie? I believe that to be true because she shops on her friend Gwyneth Paltrow's website goop

And there is nothing on there that actually makes you smell good and Brad Pitt was also a very famously smelling smells like Smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's orgasm in here. Is that Angelina? Oh, don't cross the stream But I wonder who else is smelly that we don't know about but I want like a good Sleeper smelly like one you wouldn't think is smelly like a Huey Lewis Huey Lewis in the news There's no way he smells. What's up everyone? Welcome to side stories I am Ben hanging out with the non smelly Henry Zabrowski. I don't have heat in my house I I don't have heat in the water. I don't have hot water You don't have a bath and I can't make soup unless you of course you put it there on the old stove

But anyway, I might be a little bit on the John Voight spectrum. You are not odor. Thank you very much I can't smell you. You always smell surprisingly neutral. Well, thanks So hold the McNally hold the McNally smells like a cleaned knife Well, that's what happens when you never go outside You can't get pollution all over your hair You can't get sweat all over your clothes because you don't actually do anything But I want to tell you this story Henry, you know speaking of sweat, you know who sweats professional wrestlers They sweat because they work out so much. Oh, that's why and professional wrestlers. They could also sweat

This is my story of the week and I just want to let you know because you didn't know about this story And I want to I want to inform the audience and you I'm just kind of jumping right into the deep end Okay, Marty Janetti remember what he was. No, he was with the Rockers and he was he was he with who was the tag team, you know the guy the brothers not the broth brothers No, that was an Italian. That's an Italian soup tag team. Was it drowned their opponent in chicken noodle soup Ralph and it was Shawn Michaels. Oh, it was more John Michaels Shawn Michaels and Marty Janetti the Rockers This was technically your time where you should have been watching this you were nine or ten years old I like the undertaker you are absolutely incredulous Marty Janetti has admitted to burning a body after murdering a man

When he was a teenager, this is a real story. He said it on Facebook So, you know, it's real yelling at me and I don't know because you're doing you're gonna teach me This is one of those you know what I want from you kissle during this moment This is like Michelle Pfeiffer going to the inner city school. You got to turn your seat around Uh-huh relate to me. Teach me. Well, my friend it is like that if it was an Amish paradise Which is always a more powerful song to me than gangsters paradise in many ways Which is why Coolio did have a feud with weird Al Yankov Gangsters paradise was my anthem of the street when I was a little boy and queen

Honestly, it's a great song. It really is a great song and thank you so much white woman For being such a brave brave person and going into a room full of other people who were obviously were felt safe enough to be there Honestly, wow, did she go to an area where there weren't a lot of white people and did she get applauded and awarded? Yes, she did. It was a bravery. You know a lot of them live there It was just live there Edward James almost was in that other movie where he had to teach the math That was actually a movie that was very frustrating We watched that in school and the teacher that I had was not nearly as good as Edward Ames James almost and I was like Well, maybe you should almost go back to school because you suck as a teacher

You had to teach me because how can I stand it? He was raped when he was 13 years old by a man Wow, and in order to stop that from happening Marty genetic burned him alive and killed him But this is what he had to say how big was he he was he was a 13 year old boy How big is he now? He's big now now, but now he's actually small again because he's older and now his muscles have sort of Decrepanthir saggy like Lex Luthor as those like big Swing anymore. Yeah, it's not good Marty genetic is yes after Shawn Michaels sort of took off Shawn Michaels was the alpha. He was the beta. No, it's Michael. Is it with the GIA? It's G a n n ee

Ty genetic Marty genetic sounds like a country singer and God knows he could sing a tale about this story So this is what he had to say after he posted on Facebook. He says, you know, once the police got involved I don't want to say please Once the GBI, which is the juror Georgia Bureau of Investigation Got involved it got serious and I was trying to set up a storyline This is after he admitted to killing this person on Facebook He says I have to say that right now because you know, it was 40 years ago meaning he is 53 years old right now. This is my question. You know what kills it this I'm reading the quote

I know I know no, but it starts with he posted on Facebook saying I killed a guy when I was 13 after he was My last raping him. Okay, they say he says and you know what kills me This is according to Marty Jane now 53 years old They said he said they don't care about the 13 year old getting raped. It's like, oh you killed somebody What do you think he was gonna do after he raped me because so many rape victims get murdered afterward? This is Marty Janetti talking here. Okay, I'm frightened of you. Okay. He says I was 13 years old 13 You know is growing up kids or any kids listening to this you say what you think I'm finally seeing this picture of Marty Janetti He's Marty look at that hair. He's a beautiful man, but when I when it actually happens. I didn't expect that reaction

I hit him in a break. I hit him with a brick. It was a brick. It was a piece of concrete It was a it was a concrete thing and you know if you hit someone in the temple very vulnerable Evidently I hit him too hard and he died right there So he is just a straight-up admitting to murder after it was self-defense and Janetti said he was 13 years old And he killed this person the former rocker said that he should have called the cops but quote in the moment I was like, oh shit. I got to hide the body. He's right. He is right The former WWE superstar took exception to how the police focused on the murder And not what was happening with him regarding this sexual assault. So they said wait a second

So they tried to investigate at the time. No when he posted on Facebook. This was completely unsolved It doesn't sound like anybody missed this person who evidently was a horrible scumbag to Marty Janetti killed It sounds like the incomprehensible ranting of someone that first post that I killed a guy when I was 13 And no big deal, you know that kind of thing and then the next thing they're saying that like cell phones carry COVID and that you know like 5g 5g don't think about that Marty Janetti said he doesn't like being called a murderer because he was trying to avoid Again the sexual assault and then he says how how about it if I was on top of your daughter? Would you murder me? He said so he put himself in the situation I don't want to think about that and I don't I'm just thinking about him fucking wendy

But Janetti Do not do that. That's actually illegal for you to think about I don't watch Marty Janetti said I have a storyline That that he tells the police department, so he's pretending it's kayfabe, but it's not kayfabe It's a real story, but he is pretending when he talks to the police that like yeah This is kind of one of my this is like one of the fun It's like a bit. It's a bit, but it's not a bit He said now he's doubling down and saying it wasn't a bit now But he also does it all like this is the storyline

Okay, so he says me and my nephew poured gasoline on the body and we watched it burn up He said the hole was his nephew when he was 13. Well, probably around the same age Whoa, okay He said the entire body didn't burn and quote there were so many bone things that we dug a hole and put the bones in there That's just called bones. It's called bones. He later said Here's what sticks with me a 13 year old boy was getting raped and you're mad at him You know what it comes down to if people just want to make if people just want to make people feel better about themselves He said the problem is whether the murderer hap is not whether the murder happened or not. It doesn't matter because quote

All people want to do is put mj down. He's talking about himself marty genetti. Oh, they're talking about michael jordan No, no, he's not michael jordan michael jackson michael jackson technically should have been murdered himself Possibly it's all of these rules hold all people want to do is put mj down You're a murderer murderer murderer murderer. You try to put your dick in my in my ass and you'll be next That's how we end of the quote But I said you try to put a dick in your in his ass and you'll be next Oh, okay. Now. This is my question. This feels like the personification of one of those twitter Hacky joke structures where it says no one colon and then that entire paragraph

Where like who is what he said? So this is a gang of people saying like we want marty genetti's truth Like is there people out there fighting for him or is he? This is the one man storm This is an unforced error by marty genetti because the police weren't investigating No, but obviously he has trauma from whatever happened. I'm certain that if he was getting arred By this dude and he had to go and he had to murder him that that must have been a big old afternoon for him It must have been horrible You don't expect to pour gasoline on a human body lighted a flame and then be like, no, what do we do with all the bones?

Yeah, no, you're just creating work for yourself and you don't even know that Yeah, you just you just created a whole horrible job because hacking up a human body as we've learned is actually very difficult extremely difficult anyway That was my little wrestling tale and what a way to start the show I should have said trigger warning or something like that because it was it was a pretty intense story There's a lot of themes in there A lot of themes in there But marty genetti if you go back and watch some of his matches from the early 90s when when he was with the rockers

Really fantastic tag team And here and Shawn Michaels for a long time and then Shawn obviously Excelled past him and became perhaps the greatest in-ring performer of all time. Shawn Michaels top Mart marty genetti bottom At this point, yes, but of course Shawn Michaels was able to survive Because all of that was consensual. He said, uh, that was basically it. So that's marty genetti and strangely enough In true professional fashion professional wrestling fashion. He's really milking it He really is so we could uh, we could probably get him on here

I would love to speak with him about this because I'd love to know where the body is and I'd love to see the body And I'd love if we were the show that it got broke on and that we solved the crime and we vindicated marty genetti And that me and you and marty genetti goes out. He's not going away. He's not going away We can go pedophile hunting right now if you want. Oh my god, I would love that Why not a good we have the nazi hunting movies Is there a good pedophile hunting movie because this is the ultimate fantasy You know why it's because nazis create more dramatic tension because they get they fight back We're a lot of times pedophiles the reason why they're they choose children is because big kids don't fight back

I actually have been in a youtube hole of chris hansons to catch a predator Man, and it is always a surprise. It is really phenomenal one person Damn near finished a full pizza sitting there talking to chris hansons because he brought the pizza Hey, man, you know what? I'm gonna have it. There's a there must be a little frame of your mind that says This is gonna be the last piece of pizza. I'm gonna have for a long time for a long time Of course also on a side note speaking of prison and prison reform leary laughton check out leary laughton on youtube His special on codac black codac black is not doing well right now in prison He's going up to the federal penitentiary

And they what do you do? I'm not sure what the crime was he's only in there for 48 months So it can't be that big of a deal. Um, but he was uh, they they try they they uh court not quartered But they take both your arms and they put them above your head. They shackle your feet and then uh leary laughton said that um officers took out their penises And peed all over him and spit on him and it's horrible and it's a violation of the eighth amendment Anyway, honestly, you could do all of this to a person without physically touching them by just making them watch the twilight film series They really want to torture these people. I say go mental Oh, you're not the physical behind well speaking of cases that are being solved. We do have I guess this is an update, isn't it?

Well, this is an update. I believe we covered this when this was first uh cut when this first broke is the story about a man named Joel Guy Jr Who he chopped up his parents viciously. Um, this is in good old Knoxville, Tennessee And uh boiled the mom's head into a mush because they were about to cut him off financially He is a 32 year old man. The only way to describe as the way I would look at him as a the mascot for a Chan Um besides the man that is Q who has a colonel sanders mustache That's a great stash to be fair. He also And it sucks up the juices. Oh secret recipe. Uh, he also looks like a good friend Danny Tamborelli He really does look like Danny Tamborelli

Uh, make sure to listen to his podcast the adventures of Danny and Mike. All right now this story Uh, this way he is being accused of allegedly chopping up his parents, but it seems like He did it Um, he boiled his mother's head in a saucepan and attempting to dissolve both their bodies in acid now He has straight up they're extending they're going to the trial sequence now and I watched about an hour of the trial Okay, it is now live on wvl t Knoxville news Uh, which is harrowing and very sad. Essentially. He's straight up sea span was boring. That sounds exciting It is exciting because it's straight up Knoxville because all people are we're going up now

I'm about to holler and the first thing Joe mackle said is that Joe mackle I mean, I tell you what I know I could even close relationship with Joe mackle because he always is in his room with the video games Oh, that's the thing the middle name in the south is actually a very prominent name And I kind of like that to be honest. Well, it depends on what I would be Benjamin Grant Benjamin Grant that would have been you if you played basketball. Yes, and you would be Henry Thomas Well, Henry Thomas. I think our middle names are much more prestigious than our last names I think so, but Henry Thomas the reason why I was called Henry Thomas is because I was a junior

So you had to delineate So, you know, so you know in case my father ever made love to my mother Uh, she wouldn't you would come out of her mouth? That is so gross to think about That's what you have to do. You have to cover it Oh, okay They're saying now that he had a plan but now Joe mackle is saying I want to be executed He is giving the court's permission saying I want you to kill me when this is done Which always just shows these are the most the people that ask for execution are always the most attention hungry bitches to live

And you know what much like people who want to see UFOs often they don't get the thing they desire They don't it is worse the thing about the death penalty I was thinking about this yesterday as I was lying in bed staring at Jerry's eyes The thing about the death penalty is You're already given a death sentence. You're going to die Most people die around 60 in prison. No, you get to go live. I don't Technically you get to go live you get to live a nice life. Technically you get to go If you can

Bide your time in a nice jail like if you're in a good prison You could go you read you work out. You don't have to worry about fucking Did you not see any of Oz? Also, you do have to pay rent They amped up the drama in Oz especially when that guy shit in the other guy's mouth I don't know if they did have you watched prison stories. No, I don't also look at this guy I am not this guy is going to be this man. He is going to be turned over It'll be he will be a holster He will be like he will be what a what a cup is on your teacher's desk where they put the pens

But they are not pens my friend and he is not a cup I and I don't agree with that, but I it's wonder if it's the but you're right They don't normally get that because when it comes down to it juries don't want to give somebody who Brutally murders an elderly couple and decapitates them and and dismembers their body don't want to give them exactly what they want Now what you're seeing is there's a that with the story that gets played out here is essentially Joel Guy senior Yes, um gets married to a new lady. Um his new wife Lisa guy. They are madly in love with each other Um, why are you laughing? I don't know the last name guy. My name is Lisa guy. It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun I don't know. Yes. I'm sorry. I love it. I love it. Why do you think we'll get back to the story here

But why do you think a child feels the the right it feels it is the right to kill their parents Because obviously the old joke is I brought you into this world. I can take you out. That's an old parents joke Yes, I'll make one just look like just like you and then if kids do what they say I didn't want to be born in the first place you made this happen I wonder what the psychology is of child killers side stories lpotl at gmail.com if you're a psychiatrist What's their motivation? Do they think that they have control over their parents? So it doesn't matter if they kill them I think they're um what you'd call a shit fucking titled nerd And that there are whole jobs that they believe sort of that he should be taken care of

And sit and eat the food the one thing because I'll pull 32 watching Joel mackle in the hearing Is like you can just see it. He sits there. He like he's got like the only way to describe it It's like Danny DeVito penguin hands. So he gets the thing and he's not like different. It's not like he's He's not actually he's not shape different his hands are just like too clammy fish He picks up this little bottle and you could see him go like he rolls his eyes And just like drinks his little bottle of water and then crushes it He's got this fucking face shield on which makes him look even dumber Oh my goodness look at this series of injuries

Okay, Joel guy seniors his hands were severed at the wrist his arms were severed at the shoulder blade His legs were removed at the hip and his right foot was removed at the ankle in here Says the evidence showed that there was a fierce struggle when he falls for his life Lisa guy was stabbed 31 times Oh my god, 21 severe injuries severed nine of her ribs and left several stab wounds in her buttocks What you're gonna see here is that they basically they were supposed to this happened over Thanksgiving weekend last year So they were supposed to sit him down over Christmas and say We're cutting you off. We want to enjoy your retirement. They had been working up until this was in 2016

Was it 2016? They were working up until then right? They were they were ready to retire They wanted to stop and they said basically Joe Michael We can't afford your lifestyle anymore of raising you what I don't understand. You haven't done been raised I will never understand the people who don't want to leave the home. I don't know. I fucking was so out so fast So fast. I remember asking if I could leave at 14 15. I was like, can I go please? I don't know, but I know that there's a lot of people nowadays. It's financial hardships because uh the uh, especially During this time period, but those people want to leave. They want to leave They want to leave and it's very difficult for them to leave because there's no jobs

Of course, but this guy he was totally chill to say there and we know that there is a plan now Which is what they're trying to argue because originally they were trying to say that it was a heat of the moment argument And he flipped out. Oh my god You don't behead someone and disjoint their legs and arms and they heat at some point Doesn't the heat cool and you find yourself like how did I get here? I mean, I think that does happen quite a bit But his notes were stuff like very handy stuff like um, he had a little note that said get killing knives Flush chunks down toilet not garbage disposal

Body gives time of death alibi and then the top of his to-do list said kill him with knife And then kill her with knife and then the very back they argued that uh, joe mackles motive was financial Uh, his notes documented phrases like her assets her life insurance 500k possibly more and money all mine I get the whole thing He just wrote that he just wrote it out. This is according to nox county sheriff's office detective jeremy mccard He labeled his findings as quote the most horrific thing i've ever encountered in police work in my life He goes on to say Uh blood was everywhere on the walls

And the floor so this was absolutely brutal lisa guys clothing was cut up from her after a murder Her legs were severed below the knees her arms were severed at the shoulder And then they found lisa guys head was removed from her spine after blunt force trauma was allegedly applied to her neck Of and then the her found her severed head was discovered in a pot boiling on the stove Okay, so how exactly was he gonna make this look like natural causes to insurance? He was just trying to get rid of them because i'm gonna say number one He wasn't very bright. No, i'm gonna agree with you on that. Yes number two I think that he was also not very motivated. You know what it reminds me of perhaps. He was a green day fan

Do you remember kerplunk the inner the um, what do you call it? Yeah? Yeah the the the liner notes The liner notes there was a story of somebody dismembering their parents, but that was cool back then. It was great It was a story, but we were 1514 and I was like, yeah Yeah, yeah, but I didn't do it because nice guys finish glass Now you run out of gas Which is actually not true nice guys often finish first. It's look at Jeff Bezos Don't be taken advantage of but you can still be very nice. Yeah, I guess so I guess yeah nice is not necessarily mean weak, but nice is not necessarily the best quality shoot for kind

According to major michael mclean Uh, this is what the sheriff's department. He called the crimes very very rare. Thank god Otherwise they have a horrible town And they desperately need to just burn the whole thing to the ground tell you whatever since we opened the portal to hell And the ghouls became both the head of accountancy and the head of the civic unions I want to say the town is really going down here. Yes He goes on to say it is in the 1 percentile of homicides in the united states that involve you mutilation Or dismemberment. It's not something we run across. He goes on to say you usually there's a motivation behind it

Uh, in this case, we just don't know what it is. It was money. It was money and I'm gonna say, uh Duphus ism duphus ism can kill he's a piece of shit Well, I now so we'll see what happens in the trial now is getting kicked off. So take a look at this footage It's very interesting and also heartbreaking to watch this family Kind of spell out the story of a person that sounds all too familiar joe michael He never joined the family in any way shape or form. He just sat in his room and played video games 32 Slowly but surely his soul atrophic and I'm pro video games. I love video games and playing mad max from 2015 right now It's been a great a great release a great relief

It's not the video games that are the problem. The problem is this sort of I mean, it's obviously a violent form of depression that had taken over him But he obviously also was not taking a lot of steps to fix his situation. I don't even know He may have not been depressed. He thinks that he can just get away with this and do this and he is the right I honestly think he thinks he's a little supervillain This is a good buffer story here for you, henry because I know how you're working on your erections Um, apparently there's I'm working on my erections. You're working on getting them bigger. Yeah a security flaw I mean, I'm always

If anybody has a source and I'm not saying everyone does they all say popsicle sticks tugging on it With weights It can't take that much weight You've seen those videos But those sticks cannot get hard anymore. So all the ladies who are like, oh look at that log 17 inch flats of penis It doesn't get hard. Some girls like it. What's called. It's called pooling a lasso When you just pull the long thin stuff and you just kind of try to shove it in like when you kind of Put a bunch of tissues in a glove compartment in the car

Apparently there was a security flaw and this is just for you, henry. I'm reading this just for you Why is this for me because I think it's important for you a security flaw in a high-tech chastity belt It's for men made it possible for hackers to remotely lock all the devices I let my penis stay free range. I don't put it in jail. They're you know, I that penis needs to say it My underpants is enough of a jail for it. So apparently you shove your cock into this. Yeah extreme machine They show like did you see this photo this video? Henry? Look at this video. No, I know it's got a full keyboard So we're discovering there's like a hacking flaw that you can hack into it and lock it permanently all devices at once Yes, which is talk about the the great cuckoing of 2021

So the problem is according to alex lamas. He is a researcher at a at a tech firm He says the problem is that manufacturers of these other toys sometimes rush their products to market And what do we know about sex take it slow and low like barbecue? All right, everything is about barbecue. I don't know if that's true at all either Um, he goes on to say most of the problems you can only get it to three ways It's like, you know good fast or cheap. You can only get a two out of three I think that also I'll take I'll take it. Uh, I'll go good. Why not? That's the safest answer there most times the problem is a disclosure of sensitive personal data

But in this case you can get physically locked in with your cock. Just isn't that bad This is what I honestly Why does The castration cup have to go digital. I know it's 2020 I don't know and we're trying to blaze our way into the future of the three-body problem But my question is can't just something stay analog. Is there not is it not? More is it less hornier for you to people that want to put the castity the chastity cages on Why don't you just have like a one that it's got a simple padlock or one that you know

And then your lover can keep the key on them at all times my understanding is this might be used in prisons So this is according to yes, uh, so this is how I'm not well. Is that legal? I think it might be somewhat used in prison, but also not Exclusively, uh, this is according to a tech crunch reporter who was so happy to get this beat. What a what a great day at the office Uh, it noted that one online reviewer who appeared to have got locked in due to an unrelated bug posted that He had been quote left with a bad scar that took nearly a month to recover on the top of your dick I guess But where do you see the information that they're being used in jails?

It is literally called the quee's cellmate chastity cage. Are you just saying the word cellmate because cellmate I think To them is sexy the cage wirelessly connects to a smartphone via bluetooth. Okay. Maybe it's not used for prisoners I think it just called cellmate because a cellmate is like to them that grabs your penis people like that People want to cellmate and if you are having the chastity cup on your penis you want to be a cellmate It's just it's a big clunky thing. It just seemed like a lot of work. I just you know get unwell butron. That'll kill your boner You don't even need to use This very bizarre Any of that just watch robin's wish on documentary on the documentary about robin williams. Yeah, somebody sent me a message

Apparently I was very mean to robin williams on an episode about eight years ago, but he was still alive So I can't believe that I know how dare you Eight years ago. I love him. I love him. He was he made a scarf into a babushka I remember the scarf into a babushka thing and they're all like he can do anything. He can do anything he can He could all right this next video. We're here this next story It comes all the way from japan. This is a very interesting story about a serial killer That is now Admitting to killing it seems to be nine people in an apartment near tokyo

This comes from the kyoto news This is in tachikawa japan a japanese man pleaded guilty Wednesday to murdering and dismembering and storing the bodies of nine people In his apartment near tokyo in a 2017 case involving victims who had expressed Suicidal thoughts on twitter which I actually think is most of the zoomer generation So this guy is about to kill All 19 year olds on twitter. Yeah, absolutely This is a it is very strange because they're trying to argue it now He's going into trial

He killed eight women and one man aged 15 to 26 and they seem to have found But there's body parts in his house, but they're saying it's with their consent. Yes They're saying that people um, he basically searched for people asking and wanting to commit suicide online There's one story of a woman that came out and said that she she posted saying She was looking for someone to join her and killing herself the message said that she was quote unquote scared of dying alone He answered apparently and this is the person they found they found the the body parts of this young woman Okay, he went online by the name. Uh, it's the his account name could be loosely translated as hangman And he would invite people that express suicidal thoughts to his home

And then he would kill them and i'm assuming this is illegal in japan much like it's illegal here Or was it is this like is this one of those koworkian cases? Is anyone like no? No? He was doing it for the betterment of the people. No, they are pretty handedly saying that he is a serial killer And so this is not so his mo. He's making it up. You think it's not that he's making it up. It's the fact that How can you tell anybody's true emotion true motives and true ideas versus what they say online? Versus what they end up doing in life, right? I think that there is a natural divide I think that there is a little bit more of the memification of depression that happens on the internet where it's a little bit And also it's a place where you can anonymously share your feelings

And then maybe you do take the next steps a man named hangman says like well I can do that for you and let's let me like let's meet up but In your mind, yeah, we've seen these kind of stories before but usually on like Um the the deep web yes and like and because there was that famous german man that killed somebody and ate somebody And he got away with it because he showed all he had the receipts This guy seems like it's a little bit more I want to say the arrangement was a little bit more casual and when people arrive To be quote-unquote murdered or being having assisted suicide. I imagine I imagine that that

That is one thought that you have maybe but maybe the other thought too is Oh, we're all in a scenario kind of like what happened with cannibal cop, right? We're in a collective fantasy And we're talking about this subject and then in the end he just bought too much stuff that went along with the story though Because wasn't he found with some rope and he was looking at database Yeah, but then it turned out it was all fake the databases was what was illegal is that he was a fucking cop And he used cop databases to extend his fantasy This guy is you know, so you show up and maybe you know, like you want to kill yourself

Maybe the other thing is you kind of want to You want to find somebody that it relates to you And you want to talk about this kind of shit and then this guy is just a fucking serial killer praying upon people that are very vulnerable He also apparently he would steal cash from the victims He owed one of the women around 360,000 yen. How much money do you think that is Henry? Oh, man, you just had to get I mean, I have the number right here so I can seem smart. Um, I think it's like a thousand dollars $3,410. Oh, wow. Isn't that something? Yeah, that is very something that's still something What do you think the older I get I watched the kiborkian documentary. Yes the older I get

The more I'm thinking do you need help with this? What do you mean the people who he he's Suicided yes, they weren't ALS They could still move but the so I I just feel like there is a there. It seems to be there's this kind of natural It's like a divide of a doctor is doing it So it's not as I think you're gonna do it. You have to do it yourself not that The kiborkian he also started reading his own press and I think the reason he got convicted was because he was so far up His own ass. Well, he liked the celebrity status

I think that he may have been able to get away with it if he didn't do it the way that he did it I feel like if you are terminally ill, why can't you Bop out, you know, they kind of give you I mean I feel like I just walked into a fucking deep political minefield. Well as a matter of fact Doug Stanhope He has a great bit about killing his mother. Oh, that's an incredible incredible So in the book is also incredible, but that was informal and that was about him and his family and it was very personal I believe that you should be able to choose if you want to go out or not But same way I think that you should be able to choose to have an abortion if you want

I think you should be allowed to do these things because it's your fucking body But you know, who am I just some kind of satanist on a fucking podcast. Look at my tiny shorts He's pulling me into fucking to be on the supreme court. No, no, no But I'll tell you what I get on there. I'll make some fucking changes You think you do just wonderful on the court. Oh, I love long meetings. I think that that is great. Anyway Uh, I don't know. I'm just very conflicted at the more than I watch. Oh, it's very conflicting I don't like dr. Kavorkian the interviews. I was like, you're really not a likeable guy I guess that's to be expected when he kills people for a living for a living. I guess that he's like at the same time

Like even Ronald Reagan who killed thousands, you know what he would do smile give out jelly beans He would give out jelly beans and everyone would be like, oh, thank you Well, the Iran concert doesn't matter. Sell it to me. Give me that sugar So the guy in japan is going to trial and for nine months. Yeah, that's about to start We're gonna hopefully cover that as that increases. But what a chilling story. Don't meet anybody online I mean, honestly, I'll take that back meet people online But Not for assisted suicide because remember number one, they're never gonna help you commit suicide. You're just gonna get murdered

I know you're showing up to have a conversation. That's what you really mean and then these just end up killing you and number two They're never a hit man. They're always a cop. It's never a child prostitute. It's always a tiny cop or chris hanson Who not more of not he's kind of also slid. No, he just got in trouble for writing bad checks Which I actually thought was adorable When it comes out to me if you are writing a check and it's not to like are you big labowski? Yeah, if you're just in a normal store writing a check then that person is in financial trouble. Yes um, yes and going back to a Ronald Reagan quote trust but verified who are these people

Show a picture of the newspaper next to your head. Let me know. You're real. Is that a ron reagan? Yeah, he's talking to soviet union. Yeah, trust it verify. I'm really glad how pro reagan today has gotten What a fun day on the podcast. Did you expect that for your tuesday? No, I didn't I really just love our leftist listeners going Oh my today's standards. He's a he's a crazy liberal. Oh my god. Oh lord. He's just fucking This next story is about another man that was Doing an educated learned man, but he went a little too far Renowned surgeon this comes from the independent

Renowned surgeon Derek McMinn hoarded thousands of body parts over 25 years Hip operation pioneer and that's not he's not a hip Operation pioneer. He's a hip operation pioneer So he was the first one to discover you can do it with twizzlers I don't know what he did, but apparently he was really cool and him and postie He's really cool. Yeah super chill a word a world-renowned surgeon Collected and stored body parts from thousands of patients over 25 years in a breach of legal and ethical guidelines

Derek mckinn who pioneered the hip reserving technique that doctors used to resurrect Andy Murray's tennis career Oh, you love him. I have been saying I've been I have a picture of Andy Murray that I kiss every morning I didn't know who that Was but it was nice to see his face all worn down from kissing. Yes indeed. He kept the bones of at least 5224 patients that he operated on some of whom could have been children Despite having no license to store body parts or proper consent from patients The case has not been referred to police or by the Human Tissue authority

There's a human tissue authority. Oh, yes. This is the HTA. Yes, the HTA. They're always because oh god That's scary. I hate going through the police department There's thousands of police units that we don't even know about going through the HTA The airport is so fucking demoralizing how often they squeeze my lump handles and say oh more Um, but they've they've covered they've covered this up because he was a very famous doctor He was the he worked at this place called edge Boston hospital in beaming with a deserter and carried out the majority of his operations He's worked on sports stars in a pad like all sorts of super super high-end Clients my question here is and this is

Just dipping the toe into the story Be careful. You might not get this. You might not get that toe back Is it I mean, obviously there's so the people don't know he's taking their bones, but they don't need the bones anymore I don't fully understand like how in a how bad is it? I'm literally asking how bad is this if I was a juror. I'd be like Judge you're gonna have to tell me how bad this is because I don't know I'm close to you on this because I also don't know but I know it's mostly about consent

It's about the fact that he kept All of these just joint bone joints and joint bones and hip meats and all this kind of shit Just like in his house and containers like stripped down bones Um, and I think it's because they're not telling people. Well, he kept it. He kept them quote-unquote to keep his mind active when he um When he retires and he says that he's going to do research on the bones Um, but he was what he called it

They say that he was the goose that laid the golden egg because he kind of kept the whole hospital running With his very lucrative hip operation And technique or all this kind of bullshit and so people came from all across the land to go see him But he just kept piles and piles of bones at home and in his office But then I could I get kind of confused because you know Our producer and a lovely oldest friend in the world Marcus. Those are horse bones, but I mean he's got a human skull He has human bones I don't know if we should say that

I feel like he purchased them. I don't know the revelations again They throw a spotlight on safety with private hospitals Apparently just months after this story Uh, a jailed breast surgeon Ian Peterson carried out unnecessary surgery on more than a thousand patients But that to me is much worse It's something about the ghoulish view of the surgeon being brought into 2020 where like this idea that the surgeon is a A sociopath that just looks at us like we're walking lumps of meat

Well doctors back in the day used to just be killed because of their very interest inside of our Uh of our internal organs. I mean it's kind of a it's a little bit of a dirty practice He just had all these piles and piles of bones But my question is was like he had 20 pots of bones He wants to keep doing research after he retires, but I feel like you can do that with books I feel like you could go back into the hospital and look at bones and people will let you you're a famous doctor Maybe again, I'm crazy. Maybe I don't know. I feel like the bones Are like a thing you could get at

It sounds like he's keeping trophies like he's Jeffrey Dahmer. Well, he was suspended So things are going wrong for the guy Uh, the report concluded that mr. Mick min has and continues to store material namely tissue That came from human bodies it added neither he nor his clinic had a license From the human tissue authority To do so so the human tissue authority is the mob of human flesh Is that what that is like you have to pay them off so you can keep a toe Yeah, you're gonna pay the big so you can have a collarbone in your house

Okay, the report was unable to verify how many samples mc min had um, but they say again as Henry said over 5 000 So I don't really know why he needed so many. I think the scariest thing about the story It's the human tissue Yeah, the hta the human tissue authority Is something do we need it? I mean, I guess we do if we got all these just fucking chunks of human tissue hanging out in professor's homes It sounds like it's more of a like a witness protection program, but for me According to a ted baker. He's a professor

He said the chief inspector of the hospital said quote well We understand that the bmi's internal investigation incurred delays It is disappointing that it's taken so long for the finance to be shared with us I guess so because he was just working But I just don't know I guess you know this is the problem with us doing the show for so long Yeah, because you really look at and I think that there's some people that are screaming They're screaming right now being like how dare you think that this man could be innocent of any crimes But in my mind, it's it's not I know that he's guilty of something

But I don't know what I think it's just because we started this episode. This is a particularly Macalb. Yeah, it's a dark episode. It's halloween. So we started with the marty genetti story Which was actually extremely dark and I sort of barreled right into barreled right into that So that's what we started and then we've been talking about beheadings and murder and And this guy he actually helped the patient He helped the patients and then he was just like and I'll take a little bit It's like taking a big mac home when you work at when you work in McDonald's Are you gonna arrest me?

But do you take the big mac out of somebody else's order? I feel like america could understand That's a good point. America can understand that crime far easier than Hi, it's just a bone. But what if you get the order wrong? I didn't want pickles Oh, I put one with pickles and I'm gonna put that over here in the freezer for later Yeah, which is what you can do then if he was in a constant like revolving system of like Taking a hip bone from the previous Surgery and then being like, oh would you believe? Oh fun. It's a bone in there And they're like hey, monofilate. Yeah pop this one back. You know lorry, you know, they'll all be like sure thing

Dr. McMahon. Yeah, there's extra. Yeah, absolutely. Take the extra. Well, either way Don't worry folks the spokesperson said of the group would like to apologize for this surgeon's completely Unacceptable and distressing actions We got it. I'm sorry because that to me that's as good as having all the bones back Yeah, they say we will have no we will leave no stone unturned to get him I bet these historic issues. Absolutely. No bucket unfoul. Yes indeed. So Yeah, I guess that this guy is just very lucky that we started this episode off with such horrible stories Otherwise Derek McMinn he would be the grossest one. He would be the grossest one, but no, he's like the third grossest

We've covered today. So yes, I guess that's really what it is is it framing It's the framing of it because his crimes are not quite as bad as he's feeling your Your fucking father's new girlfriend's head in a pot and just leaving it to simmer Yeah, absolutely. I agree. I agree. Look at this story here You're the disapalic cleanser five foul mouth parrots have to be separated at Lincolnshire zoo after teaching each other how to swear That's so cute. This comes from the sun our favorite newspaper The parrots named Billy Eric Tyson jade and lc They join the Lincolnshire wildlife park colony of 200 gray parrots in august cute

cute They said that it started to swear at staff and visitors. We saw it very quickly We are quite used to parrot's swearing, but we've never had five at the same time Most parrots climb up outside, but for some reason these five relish it They just went ballistic They were all swelling and it's like we were a little concerned about the children because I get called a fat Tart every time I walk past. Is that what is a fat tart? I think that's a tart I think it's T and then there's like star star T Tart. Is that that bad a word?

I might be a when it tells you to tell you to fuck off what amuses people very highly And they don't like it. Why this should be an exhibit. I want to hear honestly though It depends on what the curse words are. Oh, apparently. Oh, no, they just say fuck. Yeah. I mean honestly I mean fuck is a kind it's a fun word in in in England. You can drink And you know you can drink at the zoo if you're 13 in England. This might sound completely juvenile and dare I say half stupid If anybody knows out there, do the parrots know they're swearing Do the parrots know they're swearing because they do feel do not honestly, you know what do they know they're swearing Because I feel like intent matters in the law. I do these I'm with parrots. I don't know it's a curse word

Well, because you know like a dog Once it understands a certain behavior gets a certain reaction Like it does the same behavior like Wendy really has fully when we are in the kitchen no matter what right? Even if Wendy's already eaten or whatever. Oh, yeah, they're come to the kitchen and the performance The only way to describe you know that picture that won that national geographic of like the crying girl with the very blue eyes With the shawl on that's like what Wendy mimics. She doesn't think she like faces away from each other looks behind her shoulder and goes like I have never eaten before in my life and it I now know at first it seemed natural And then you sort of watching me like oh, this is an act. This is an act. They're totally fine. They are manipulating two

Apex predators. Our dogs are very well fed. They oh, it's almost two. Yeah, that's what the doctor says anyway Um, but apparently most parrots clam up when they get outside, but not these five they relish it I you know put them on exhibit put them send them send them to the uh send them to the theater America will take them I like my parrots as fucking. I want them to be nasty. I agree. Well speaking of America America's pastime Baseball former Dodgers pitcher Charles Hager is with baseball man. Yeah, you know you get the peanuts I remember my father used to game not not the fan watching the game. No, this is all the actual game itself My father used to take me into Shea Stadium back in the day, right? And we didn't take it's because they used to respect the boys in blue

So we used to just walk past the technically that was your father abusing this power. That's exactly But it benefited me He should show his badge at the thing and we just walk right on through and we and I remember it was the first time I had a waffle fries and I remember sitting and being so excited about the waffle fries And I go and you know, I'm gonna be like Daddy daddy you want waffle fries and your father's just like let me just let's just see don't you want to watch some of the games I mean like I would be so Much more amenable to your games for if I could just get a little bit

Waffle fries just give the kid the waffle fries. Yeah, man. Cause that's really all I was going to the game for No, of course. No, I if I ever had a child I would definitely go you go to the concession stand first Oh, no, that's what we had to yeah, and then you sit the fat kid down my father was trying to get me to like baseball But the whole time I was just thinking about hot dogs Charles Hager, maybe you would have liked it if Charles Hager was pitching that day He has been sought in the killing of his ex-girlfriend. He was then found dead on saturday with a self-inflicted gunshot wound So, uh, hey, you don't think the Dodgers can hit. Okay. There we go. Whoa. Whoa. It is. He must be some kind of season finisher

Hey, hey good body was discovered about 4 p.m. On a trail alongside the south rim of the grand canyon Honestly, though, if you're gonna kill yourself What a nice place. I guess so he killed daniel breed. She was 34 years old Uh, she was the owner of the tipsy coyote bar and grill in scott's dale, which i'm sure was a great place God, I just want to be I want to be at the tipsy cowgirls. What do I call the tipsy coyote? I want to be there. I want to be in scott's dale, arizona. Just sitting there just slugging a big old fucking 48 ounce Or a fucking bl man. Oh, I miss a bar. I miss it. It's out of a bar I do too. Hager was a pitcher. He was drafted by the chicago white socks in 2001

But he sucked he only played 83 innings in the majors. Yeah, he wasn't good No, he's so honestly funny us saying that because even to just be a baseball player in the oh my god He was horrible. I almost said nba and the nfl. He was he was he was two and seven with a 6.40 E r. Right. He is literally horrible. How did he even hit anything? But he did a really good job Technically that is far better than we'd ever do he went all the way to major league baseball just to suck And still probably mopped up more but Than anybody possible according to investigations

Uh, he emerged from the victim's bedroom with a handgun. Hager then pointed the handgun at a roommate The roommate quickly escaped out of the back of the residence Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say anything about your era and he was able to get a neighbor to call 911. They found him dead Uh, they found her dad and then they found him dead to with a uh with a bullet in the brain Uh, dare I say Someone who took the law into his own hands multiple times And uh, it's very unfortunate because we love our small business owners, and we especially love our bar owners And so if this bar is still around in flagstaff, arizona scott's tail or scott's tail rather

Is it like a from scott's tail and grill and scott's tail? Yes scott's tail. Micah fox a fantastic Comedian check her out on everything. All right. Well, I think it's time for hero the week. Oh really? Yeah, I think it is I think it's time Well as macabre as this episode has been we are going to do a true hero this week Well, we're actually going to steep into our good emotions Yes, and of course this person probably won't be able to listen to this episode because of what we've talked about but nonetheless Jabri parks who has epilepsy wanted to wanted his wish to help others in need

So this is a make-a-wish and usually and of course this is no problem whatsoever But usually make-a-wish kids. They want to see johnsina or roman reins or they love johnsina Rogers or you know or you know, maybe sports hero Yeah sports hero or or a celebrity of sorts, but this person Jabri parks is earning that title for being brave by helping others and being selfless on a day that was supposed to be about him Isn't this sweet the south philadelphia teen has epilepsy. He's been suffering from seizures since he was two years old He was receiving a make-a-wish and he knew what he wanted to do He wanted to dress up as a superhero for the day and hit the streets of philly helping and feeding the city's homeless

very wonderful Nice, this is a this is a nice. What a nice story. You just told it really is nice denise hair and the president and ceo Of make-a-wish philadelphia. He says he could have taken his family on vacation. I mean if I'm his family I'm like wait could it go on vacation? Okay. Oh, that's fine. I know that could have taken his family on vacation He could have met with his favorite recording artist or athlete. They could have had a swimming pool in the backyard Whatever it might have been. I didn't realize you could get a swimming pool in the backyard for make-a-wish I mean that's actually a pretty good get and he goes on to say instead He flipped to the switch and debris is providing us with hope debris's wish led to the donation of supplies of

300 box lunches to project home and hub of hope with the support of wah-wah and the local organization So they're there. They were they were eating the wah-wah roller, but dogs. That's great. Yes indeed This is what debris said. He said isn't it is important for me to help people because when I was little when I was three years old I had seizures and I couldn't help myself and then he said but my mom helped me and I want to give back Isn't that sweet? That's so nice. Yes, according to you know what? It's all so cool But that I thought he said he was going to drive it like he dresses a superhero and he stopped the cartels That would be incredible. That's a fun story debris debris's mother said I applaud him I think his character is more ambitious than anybody who would think from a 13 year old. Wah-wah is making a contribution of

2,500 uh in debris's honor to project home. So debris parks You are hero of the week and um, honestly not to be too capitalist on this flip, but get it go fun We can get you some money It's always good to figure out some way you got to get new income flows. Yes indeed. What a strange episode It's been that was maybe the sweetest Maybe the sweetest one we've read so far I we went from probably one of the most grossest Unrepentant disgusting episodes of the show and then we did one of the only true genuine moments of joy

Debris parks and guess what that's what you get here at lpn Absolutely all the news you can use it's all about training your mind the muscles of your mind But just kind of dragging you back and forth. Yes indeed. So we got Some letters Um, we got a lot of response about the the breakdown of asian stars Yes suicide within three days all the k-pop stars But it wasn't just k-pop because I know one was from uh, japan and we were just remarking that it was just kind of crazy That it all happened at once. Yes, that was it wasn't necessarily you're all from the same

But it's just from a a listener that uh lives in korea. Oh also. I have to amend something I said ron pearlman on a show lube pearlman ron pearlman, of course lube ron pearlman is a wonderful actor wonderful actor Yes, I live in korea and I think korea as a country is one of the highest suicide rates in the world This is mostly due to their extreme work culture and unwillingness to acknowledge mental illness in any form I teach tons of kids who have behavioral issues, which will most likely never be resolved due to it being seen as an Imperfection in the child and thus would bring embarrassment and pity to the parents and family I wish I would stop We'll think about all the art that they can create and all the good things they can have all beautiful minds out there

Every artist you've ever known is crippled with mental illness. Yes indeed Now as far as pop stars many of them do start out working for entertainment companies from their preteens They live in dorms barely see their family have intense diet and exercise regi regiments And when they get older they are forbidden to date not to mention their extreme appearance Schedules, why are they forbidden to date? So the audience will be like, I think I got a chance I honestly think so it's like what happened hitler famously did that too really John lennon It's a beat. He didn't want anybody know about Eva brawn because he wanted to be available. He was a weird sex symbol It takes all types. That's why I say dudes if you're lonely just hold out. Yeah, okay

Um these pop stars have impossible standards to live up to and I'm fairly certain many of them are on or in the closet So they must deny their true identities for the fans. So it's just tough on them. Sounds horrible. Yeah It's just very very just so basically they go on to say it sounds like Marilyn Monroe's era Yes, of hollywood. They really drive them hard and maybe it seems like that's one aspect of why They might commit suicide more often than not. I mean honestly if you want your entertainers to perform This is the fine line. I mean you look at someone like joe jackson You look at someone like ight turner the result was oh wow jackson five and tina turner But the reality is you could have gotten that result by being not at all nearly as abusive

Well, plenty of people were beaten and did not become celebrities exactly So I was at my mom's house the other day and we got talking on the subject of dreams Specifically weird dreams. Oh, that's nice to have a mother like that. You can do that with It is Really is I don't tell my mom my dreams. No, mostly because sometimes my dreams the content becomes a little irresponsible Irresponsible she said she had a very strange dream Which is unusual for her because she never has strange dreams or even likes to talk about dreams in general

This seems the same for this person. Hmm. She described how she saw a tall blonde person wearing all white Like a tunic almost standing in front of her arms outstretched beckoning to her telling her to come with them She said she was sure she must have been talking or yelling in her sleep because of how fervently she was telling the person No, whoa, I prodded a little further without telling her where I was going with the questions And I confirmed with her that the person was tall blonde and all in white She said yes, and I told her it sounded like the alien race the tall whites And I told her a little bit about them She reacted in a frightened way

Which I was surprised about because I thought she would just laugh because she you know Absolutely does not believe in aliens or anything spiritual or anything like that. Well, she's cool. Yeah, she's normal But this clearly had her shaken. Oh Which I think says something about the experience itself that affected that much Okay, well what a great dream that sounds like doesn't sound that bad honestly She just hung out with a bunch of tall whites It does That's your whole life. I just I'm just I'm hanging out with one. Okay

I am an EMT currently working in a large county in north carolina You don't have to work in EMS for a lengthy amount of time to amass a collection of weird Crazy stories this particular story happened about a year into my career One morning my partner and I were checking off our truck before the beginning of our shift Basically just going through and making sure all of our equipment was functional the lights and sirens are in working order, etc My partner that day was one of my best friends And we were extremely good at communicating with each other about what kind of calls we were comfortable running For example, I hate eye injuries. They've always grossed me the fuck out

So we had a deal that if we were dispatched to any eye injuries She would take the patient to prevent me from having to deal with it Interesting that's interesting on this particular morning My partner decided she liked to add to the list of calls that we'd switch patients for My partner was a raging lesbian and had their core request is that if we get any nasty vjj calls that I should take them Because she didn't want nam flashbacks when she was trying to fuck her girlfriend. Okay, interesting being a bisexual female I completely understood and agreed to take these types of calls What I did not consider however was the fact that I also liked dick

I did not make the counter agreement that she take all the nasty peepee calls That was my first mistake What is going on in the break room at this dam? He's deepless. This is very fun. Okay about an hour later. We got our first call We were eating breakfast at the time So we scarfed down all all what we could and ran out to the truck My partner had the radio and ran to the side of the rig to start driving to the dispatch address Normally, you would tell dispatch that you were on route to the call and they'd give you a rundown of what kind of call you were going to

It's called the short report. I couldn't hear the radio over the sound of the engine But what I could hear was my partner hysterically laughing from the other side of the truck It took her a solid five minutes to stop cry laughing long enough to tell me what kind of call we were going to It was a routine meaning no lights or sirens sick call 30 year old male With swollen penis. Uh-oh That was all the information that they got when I was doing the penis is if the other do if the other chicks doing the vaginas But right now we're just here and swollen. Okay, so maybe it's filled with m&m's Could be could be we arrived on scene to find the aforementioned 30 year old male sitting in a chair within his mother's kitchen

I walk in trying to maintain my professionalism and act like we didn't spend the last 15 minutes making dick jokes in the truck On the way to this house I ask him so what's going on today, sir? He looks up at me and mumbles. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ever heard of a pre-epism You know pre-epism is a medical term for erection lasting more than four hours And it's not typically a word most people know. Oh, which let me know that this man has probably been webmd This shit already and I told him yes, I'm familiar. He says oh, okay good. We'll see I did a shit ton of cocaine yesterday

My dick got real hard real fast, right? And now I won't go down with with the cocaine I guess so although he couldn't advise me on exactly how much a shit ton of cocaine was After hearing this I had to look at the man in the face and while keeping my composure Ask him if he had tried to jack off in an attempt to combat the erection At this point I could hear my partner behind me trying not to laugh Which made the situation that much worse He said that he had tried to masturbate and it hadn't worked

There isn't much I can do for this guy at this point except make sure all of his vital signs are stable and give him a ride to the hospital So that's what we did So we take him to the doctor we transferred about three hours later We went back to the same hospital to take in another patient on the way back to our truck the doctor We had seen earlier in the day stopped us You'll brought y'all brought the guy in with the pre-episman, right the boner. Yeah. Yeah, that was us Why the doctor that informs us that they placed a total of four 20 gauge IV needles into the man's shaft

In an attempt to drain the blood from his penis and get it to go down However, it hasn't worked out. In fact, his magic Johnson was twice the size It was when we left him a few hours earlier happening the doctor then told us that the next step would to be to inject pedinephrine Directly into his penis to dilate the blood vessels and try to drain the blood that way if that didn't work They would have no choice But to prep him for surgery the surgery that would remove all of the erectile tissue From the man's penis, which would essentially have him unable to have sex again

We stood outside the hospital. What kind of cocaine was this? Oh my god one of the doctors They had this massive discolored penis One of the doctors drew up the appropriate amount of pedinephrine and injected into the base of his penis There was silence as we all waited to see if this man was about to lose his dick a minute goes by three minutes Five minutes. You could feel the tension rising pun intended in the room 10 minutes later the doctor takes off his gloves throws him in the trash and says Go ahead and prep him for surgery. No He lost his penis oral of the story

Don't do cocaine. What was in the cocaine? I don't know I have a feeling it was cut with something that maybe wasn't necessarily good I don't know for the human body. Don't do cocaine be very careful out there. Wow. Wow. Wow. Can you imagine that call? I actually am happy that they have a bit of a sense of humor and at some point we're all going to meet an EMT It's not going to be our greatest moment. Uh, we'll probably be covered in poop after we fell and we're like I couldn't get up Help me. Help me. You can tell some jokes. I mean honestly I'll tell jokes because I don't it's going to be very uncomfortable It's weird because I don't like a funny dentist

But I love a funny EMT because you did you had to it's got to be something weird You're gonna be something weird something's gonna happen. I'm gonna get caught in a rail the next thing You know, my stepson's gonna be railing on me for mine. I've seen these videos. They keep popping up. Oh my goodness Well, all right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening to this week's side stories this week side stories check out this week We want to say thank you to everybody who joined us for haunt your house last week on twitch It was a massive success. We had to raise the money that we were looking for $2,700 for being arts hero this week Check out. We have hosts Ed Ed Lersen Amber Nelson Jackie Zabrowski and I believe holds a McNeely

They're going to be doing a haunt your house with the movie called werewolf in the girl's dormitory. It's gonna get saucy Hashtag on it's go on twitch.tv slash last podcast network this saturday at 6 p.m. EST 9 p.m EST and all of the proceeds go to the american diabetes association Because that is the disease that it's going to kill the majority of the hosts on lpn Absolutely, and seriously from the bottom of our hearts. I know we talk we talk about some macabre things We talk a lot of mess We talk a lot of mess

We try to bring light into the darkness because we all have to get through this life one way or another Might as well do it laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing We we saw our goal was 2000 for being arts hero and we got to 2000 No exaggeration probably 23 minutes in yep to when we were doing it And then we got all the way up to 2700. That is unbelievably sweet of you all and so we're doing good things despite uh, you know despite the the Despite some of the content. We're doing good things. Well for our horrible minds and our even worse voices We try to have good voices you do. Yeah, well, we're trying to do here is equalize our carbon footprint

socially and spiritually Um with our actions because I believe I love a satanic charity drive Nothing suits me more than the idea of the two economies fighting each other I love that you these people have to take our money They love it too. They do it because like trying to describe to charities like who we are and what we do and then go Oh, okay, because they know they have to take the money money knows no creed Because also we don't give anything that is connected to god I don't believe it in charity. It's connected to jesus well

I don't believe that they uh, the most of them are not on the up and up. Perhaps there are some out there But uh, a lot of the research has shown there's a lot of bureaucracy that that money goes to but all of the money that you Give to us it goes obviously directly to these charities So live your life every day knowing that you're gonna have to equal out all of the sins of your past with every action of your future Sure Always strive to be better faster stronger more charitable kinder, but also more devious Are you Vince McMahon? What's going on? I'm filled with my own personal energy drink, which is what I call my cum And I want you to live you got to laugh

The ken what we're saying because you have life you don't laugh and sometimes you're just gonna cry you're gonna cry And you know what I hate crying Unless of course you're watching the mr. Rogers documentary in which case forces it out of you It does or the documentary Gleason sometimes they put on sad docs Just so I can cry it's it's really difficult because it clears out the ducks. So we don't get cancer Yes, I don't understand people who just cry. I don't I don't get it seem to be free with their emotions and love Love knowing that we are getting closer to halloween Halloween's gonna be fun. This is a fun year. We're trying to make it fun as much as humanly possible

Even though we physically can't have all the fun that we want to have we're gonna do our best to ring As much fun from the season as we can. All right, everyone. Thank you all for listening. Hope you're doing okay out there Hale yourself. Hey, let's take ten maghous dalations Be careful with the cocaine Be careful with the stick to weed coffee honestly. No lie rock star energy drink. You've been slugging them down They work better than This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to

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