Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Diaper Spa
Episode Date: February 21, 2024Henry and Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news... but first - Henry sees Dune! (again), Alaska woman gets 99 years in best friend's catfished murder-for-hire plot, an upd...ate on abusive TikTok Mom Ruby Franke, Rachel Dolezal in the news again after losing teaching job in OnlyFans fiasco, Adult "diaper spa" denied zoning permit in New Hampshire, Toronto man gets prison for tricking men into anonymous sex through "glory hole situation" with sheet, Listener Stories, and MORE!
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Side stories. Yeah.
Dune!
I wanna live in the
desert. Oh, you saw it.
Riding a worm to my job.
It's Dune.
Man, I fucking love Dune, dude.
It is Dune season.
Was it good?
No, I haven't seen Dune 2 yet.
Oh, I thought you went and saw it.
No.
What Dune did you see?
The rest of the Dunes.
So I have seen so far.
I went to go see because Natalie, my intrepid wife,
she did not want to join me yet on the dune experience because I tried to
show her David Lynch's dune.
That's been in the theater.
So that's what you saw.
I did see that,
but I also saw the new dune,
the Denise Villanueva dune in the theater as well.
So I saw both in the theater.
It's not Dennis?
It's Denise?
It's Dune.
It doesn't matter what he does.
It doesn't matter his name.
I just need to know.
No, no, because it's not Maudib.
It is not Usil,
the base of the tower.
I do not care.
All right, the golden path.
Denise, Dennis.
If he's Dennis Villeneuve,
then he's not a fancy director.
So I'm pretty certain
it's Denise.
Yeah, but I think it's
because it's got an exclamation.
It's got a
Denise.
It's got a
it's a thing.
But this is what I'm realizing.
All right?
Because I'm ready now.
I'm preparing my body
spiritually.
Natalie wasn't ready
to watch Dune.
I finally showed her
sexy new Dune
by Denise. Right? She watched it and she body spiritually natalie wasn't ready to watch dune i finally showed her sexy new dune by denise
right she wouldn't you watched it um and she was awake for all of it okay so she did see all of it
they build in that alarm clock in the movie soundtrack it's super crucial
all right i stayed up are you a wife who asleep? It is time for the sleeper to awaken.
Welcome to Side Stories.
I'm Henry Zabrowski.
I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
Hello.
How are you?
He's good.
They're good.
They're good.
But Dune is coming in hot.
We're going to be talking to a very special guy this week.
He's got a lot to do with Dune.
Well, some to do with Dune.
Oh, really?
We're going to be peppering him with questions about Dune.
I'm hyped up.
I got my rude Duners ready to rise up.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen any of the Dunes?
I saw the new Dune, and I seen the documentary Jodorowsky's Dune.
Jodorowsky's Dune, which is the best.
Yeah, that was my favorite of the Dune movies.
Because that was what it should have been done.
It technically would show that Alejandro Jodorowsky, controversial filmmaker who made The Holy Mountain,
where he tried to make George Harrison
wash his own butthole for three minutes,
but he refused,
which is why Alejandro Jodorowsky
had to put himself in the movie.
But he made a thing called Jodorowsky's Dude
that was showing all of his plans for this.
Basically, we found...
Looks like the coolest movie ever.
He invented the summer blockbuster
before that wasn't even a thought well no i mean jaws was
before that no jaws invented the summer blockbuster but what he was going to do that that ended up
being a giant summer blockbuster he came up with this concept of stack casting it and do like doing
shit like you know having salvador dali be in it. Do all of this kind of crazy, out there celebrities in it
mixed with high, high, high, high, high budget.
Because Jaws was still working on a limited budget.
Yes.
And so, because I know that Spielberg was never happy
with how the shark looked.
Well, you know, it kept breaking.
Yeah.
The shark kept breaking, and then that's actually
what made the movie good.
If the shark worked, it would have been a much worse movie.
Absolutely,
which is why he put so much shark in Schindler's List.
Yes.
Which, honestly,
I'm just glad he got bumped up.
It was a great movie.
Having him come up out of nowhere
and eat Hitler at the end
was one of my favorite surprise endings to a film.
Sorry, spoiler alert.
That's how Schindler's List ends.
Yeah, a shark eats Hitler.
Yeah.
You're going to need a bigger camp.
That's what he said.
What a great fake thing.
Are you going with Holden to see the new Dune movie?
Unfortunately, yes.
Yeah.
But yes, I am going with Holden, of course.
Who else is going to go?
Natalie was conveniently busy.
Yeah.
When I was going to go see the David Lynch Dune,
which I went to go see that in theater.
And I'll tell you what.
Those plans got canceled, though.
Yes, I know. Yeah, Natalie's plans got canceled because Julie I went to go see that in theater. And I'll tell you what. Those plans got canceled, though. Yes, I know.
Yeah, Natalie's plans got canceled because Julie was supposed to go.
And so her plans got canceled.
And we had a lovely day together.
She still said she was booked.
And she wasn't going to make it to the David Lynch's Dune.
Because I will give her credit.
She's tried to watch David Lynch's Dune several times.
But it's like, it's right when he meets the Fremen.
Everybody falls asleep.
I don't know why,
but Kyle MacLachlan is fantastic in that.
It made me realize
just how much Kyle MacLachlan is my Paul.
Timothée Chabalama-Ding Dong does his best,
but honestly, again,
he's too fucking skinny.
He's too skinny.
He's too skinny.
I'm looking at his arms.
I don't believe him, yeah.
He's not trained fighter.
He's not a trained fighter.
No.
And I'm looking at him like,
Timothée Chabalama-Ding Dong.
He's too skinny for a walker.
He needs, honestly, he should have bulked up. Where's the fuck, where's his trainer? You got fucking, what's his name? fighter he's not a train fighter no and i'm looking at being like he needs honestly he
should have bulked up where's the fuck where's his trainer you got fucking what's his name
chris helmsworth or whatever he's all jacked up right he's gonna fill with hgh and shit you can
check him up he's got plenty of room i don't get timothy shamalema ding dong he's got shoulders
like a net benning he really does he really does have a net bending shoulders. He needs a fucking body.
I feel like they are sharp.
He needs less bones, more muscles.
Sharp tip shoulders they call them.
Yes.
Yes.
Be careful.
Be careful.
Nowhere near him.
But yes, I am excited.
I know I'm starting side stories.
I'm hijacking for Dune.
Tell her spoon Dune.
What?
Natalie, you'll spoon and watch dune you'll hold her
she can't deal with how hard i get why i watched it so you have to do with holding i guess
but um i uh but i was reminded just how good the david lynch is doing actually is
the new dude is good it's sexy but we'll see it's an incomplete film can i ask a question
we have to wait till Dune 2
because that's one thing I'm watching Dune 1 and all
I'm doing is getting a fucking blue balls
for the rest of the goddamn story. Now, is the worm
a cock or a vagina? It is
a fuck you. It's a
god on earth and the proprietor
of spice. It's Shai Hulud.
But we know that Dune is all
like, you know, it's like an
allegory for fucking, right? No. The old
the eight books. Absolutely incorrect.
Isn't he always talk about it in all the books?
He gets hornier after his wife dies.
Yes. Frank Herbert got hornier when his wife died
his editor he started fucking his other
25 year old editor he bought a convertible
and that's when it turned into the
honored matriarchs the super women that
could control all of society with the power
of their vagina muscles. Yeah. But that was later on.
So the worm is a vagina? No.
It's a fleshlight? No, it's a guy.
It's a god itself. The worm itself?
The worm is the embodiment of
a... So Arrakis, we can't do this.
What are you talking about? I need to learn!
Arrakis, you don't need to learn.
But I will force you to. Arrakis
has the spice on it,
right? And the spice is the most important material
on the face of the planet,
on the face of the galaxy, the universe.
That's why every day I get up,
I check my tumor.
You always do,
which is why your piss is orange.
And so the spice
is what allows intergalactic travel.
It also prolongs life.
It's also how the Bene Gesserit,
which is the actual, like,
powerful body group of women
that are sort of running the various political machinations behind the scenes are they there's
no not the zendaya's and i is one of the friends by the way love the outfit yeah i love her i love
her red carpet outfit she looks like a robot um apparently it's old it's like an old outfit but
it's it's an allegory for oil and about power basically it's about like what
happens dune is really about when the good guys win and become the bad guys again and why and we
all look to a superhero or some people look to an uber mensch like the idea of this this guy somebody
will show up that will be this perfect combination of like leader and protector and
and philosopher king and they will come and they will they will fix all of society and they will
make the perfect dictator and that's kind of what paul becomes to uh understand that's what's
happening to him because he can see the future and then so eventually it's about how he's trying
to destroy his own path but he doesn't understand the golden path he's on no matter what you do. Okay. Because there's
still the children to think of, children of Dune
number three. We have a lot of show to get to
today. I didn't mean to do this long on
Well, I think it's important.
You care about Dune. You saw
two Dune movies over the weekend.
You're letting this go too much.
You have to fight me because I will
just talk about Dune. Talk about it
baby! But the audience is going away. Yeah. We have to. me because I will just talk about Dune. Talk about it, baby. But the audience is going away.
Yeah.
We have to.
It's true.
It's very boring.
They're running away.
The movies are awful.
But that's the problem is that the movies inherently are not popular.
They're not.
They're not.
The last one made a lot of money, right?
Yeah, but it's only because of Timothée Chalamet and Jason Momoa's in there.
Momoa is in the new one, too, even though he died. He's going because Timothée Chalamet ding-dong and Jason Momoa's in there. Momoa, he's in the new
one too, even though he died. He's gonna probably
come back in three. Johnny Omaha?
Duncan Idaho.
Johnny Omaha
is his name in the pornography.
This ain't Dune
Triple X, which is honestly
pretty good. I would take
that though. There's a lot of sexual
things in Dune. There is a lot
of sexuality, but it's not all about sex.
It's about power and about God,
the nature of God. Yeah.
I don't know. I'm bored by it.
This is my
whole life, but this is what I appreciate.
I need this attitude.
Yeah, yeah. Because I need something to push against. Sandy
Star Trek.
Dude, it's a Sandy Star Trek. Dude.
It's the Sandy Star Trek. It's way more...
It's closer to Star Wars.
Yeah.
I would put it...
But he was influenced by those things
and he changed it up specifically.
It's basically...
It is showing what happens really...
If Luke Skywalker won,
like, what really would happen.
And it's very interesting.
Well, they did win.
Yes, but then they show this idea of like, you know, like, all you have
is the Ewoks dancing, going like,
and then he waves at the ghost
of his father, and he's like, bye-bye!
You know, he goes to hell, you know? But it's the,
this is different,
because it shows that, like, no matter
who you think is the
best guy possible, right, like,
whoever you think is a hero that's
going to fix everything just the responsibility of putting that on that person's shoulders
will inherently corrupt them because eventually the responsibility because there's too many people
you got to make happy at once i've been reading a lot of marcus aurelius as well which is very
interesting about like having an emperor's view on the world which is now you know being subject to uh millions
of opinions as a person in ancient history it's actually very similar to what we each all have to
deal with just as normal people on the internet every day nowadays so there's a lot of lessons
to be taken from meditations okay great cheers i'm doing good cheers to dude i get a lot i had
a lot to upload i saw the bob marley movie yeah movie. Yeah, how was it? It was fine.
Great.
So now let's get into some news.
This story... Ja.
Yeah, ja.
Ja, man, ja.
So this story is fucked up.
This is a good one.
There was some good supplementary material on this on Law and Crime, the YouTube channel
that I like a lot.
Okay.
Now, Denali Bremer is not a good person.
Now, she believed that she would receive millions for recording a murder for a person that she met on the internet.
She's now been sentenced to 99 years for this, her part in the murder.
Because she did not actually pull the trigger.
So, this is all fucked up.
So, she's not the killer.
She's the person who talked them into killing.
She was with three juveniles.
So Denali Bremer pleaded guilty to first-degree murder
in connection with the death of 19-year-old Cynthia Hoffman.
Cynthia Hoffman was her quote-unquote best friend,
and she had a learning disability.
So I actually think in the end,
it's like she thought it would be easier.
I think that's why she
chose this person as her victim now okay this is five years ago now so this happened in 2019
this all happened because denali bremer met this and convinced four other teenagers to help her
uh but she is because she had met this quote-unquote multi-millionaire from kansas
just named Tyler.
You gotta get a full name.
Yeah.
My big thing is about a multimillionaire.
Is it a fight club thing?
Yeah.
I also think that in
a place like Kansas,
maybe I'm wrong,
multimillionaire,
you might have heard
something about this person.
Or they might have
some kind of paper trail.
At least you could look up
their name.
Yeah.
And see what their business was.
Well, you don't have a last name.
You should get one.
Before you agree to do a murder.
Yeah.
For money.
Because this guy who is also, what I love is that in the footage of people talking about
these, all of the people involved in this, is they keep using the term not sophisticated.
Which is legalese
for everybody's dumb as shit.
And they've left a pile,
just piles and piles and piles and piles of
evidence. Yeah, instant messenger
is just, you're just leaving it, you're just leaving
evidence. You're just writing it. And if you delete
it, they can find it. So it's very, very easy. So now
Tyler obviously was not a man named Tyler.
He was a loser by the name of
Darren Schillmiller, who was a 25 year old Indiana resident. He was a loser by the name of Darren Schillmiller,
who was a 25-year-old Indiana resident. Who's got the worst last names?
Because I think there's a paradox
because it's like guys that have really bad last names
are always gross,
but you notice like hot women sometimes
have really stupid last names.
Yeah, like if it was like Molly,
like Gumperman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like technically she's like like attractive.
Yeah.
Like what's her name?
Remember, you know
Shabizness?
Shabizness?
Her last name,
her first name is Shabizness.
She's an absolute
utter psychopath.
She beheaded her boyfriend
and shit,
but on a good day
she'd be kind of attractive.
Her name is, yeah,
she Taylor Shabizness.
Okay, Taylor Shabizness.
But she was a psychopath.
Yeah, I feel like
it's just because
I'm inherently...
You just attracted the psychopath.
She's not attractive.
Not all the time,
but if she had makeup on,
if she wasn't in a jumpsuit,
she might be attractive.
And then when you find out
what she did,
she'd get you in there.
You'd get close.
That's when she attacked
her own attorneys.
Yeah, yeah.
Shabizness was Taylor Shabizness.
We have to cover this in depth
because this lady...
Bad for Shabizness.
Yes, yes. She is insane. She is really, really... Yeah, yeah. She business was Taylor's business. We have to cover this in depth because this lady. Yes.
Yes.
She is insane.
She is really, really.
Yeah, but she did decapitate a guy.
Too much girlfriend.
Yeah.
That's the problem.
If you've got too much girlfriend, you've got to be able to handle it.
Honestly, it's impressive to decapitate a man.
It is.
It really is.
It really is.
So on June 2nd, 2019, Denali Bremer and this group. So she got three other, it was a four, there was three other minors and one other that was treated as an adult.
Okay.
The group, they lured this poor lady out to Thunderbird Falls saying they were going to go on a hike. And then she was bound with duct tape all around her face. Then she was shot in the back of the head and her body was dumped in the river.
But they took up all of these pictures of this.
So what this guy, Darren Schillmiller, was looking for...
They filmed it or they took pictures?
Both.
He was looking for proof that they would murder somebody
and he would get the proof.
He would get this so-called snuff film
and then he would pay all these people $9 million.
Snuff films are expensive, but they're not $9 million.
It's also like $9 million is just not,
it's just not going to happen.
Yeah.
It's never going to happen.
You're not going to,
this is from Indiana to fucking Kansas.
$9 million is a stadium.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're not going to do it. You're not going to get that money. Especially all dollars is a stadium. You know what I mean? Like,
you're not going to do it.
You're not going to get that money.
Especially all the way to Alaska.
But that's not where it ended.
So,
like,
this person is extremely,
extremely,
I do believe that Denali Bremmer
was on her way
to doing a bunch of
fucked up shit.
Yes.
This girl that she murdered
viewed herself as her best friend.
And this was,
and she was mentally handicapped.
So partially I think it was this
concept of I can get away with this much
easier. Each one of the her
accessories to the murder were also
promised like 500 grand, 750
grand. I was like, this is just a
type of money that it just exists
as a concept
to these guys. So just this
idea of it staying around,
because like,
look at Denali Bremmer.
What's she doing
with $9 million?
Hope it's going to Sephora.
No.
Because she does need a makeover.
She's got a big face.
It is.
It's just,
it's a bad face.
Yeah.
But of course,
now you, you know,
it's not the worst part about it.
I think she's going to do
great in prison.
I, you know, she has to now. she's going to do great in prison. I, you know,
she has to now,
she's going to be there for 99 years.
Um,
but one of the worst things too,
is that Schill Miller was trying to get many things.
So he also,
uh,
she was also booked on,
uh,
child pornography cases.
Same thing with Schill Miller,
where the Schill Miller was looking for her to make child pornography,
like to make like sex videos with young kids and then send them to him,
which she did as well.
So she was ramping up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, she did a bunch of fucked up shit.
She's going to be in jail a long time.
Did she get paid for those?
No.
Then why would you escalate to the murder?
Because sometimes you got to do spec work.
You know.
You know how many scripts we send in for free?
It's so, it's like, you can kind of see how it lines up.
We have to do a lot of stuff, especially as artists.
We have to eat a lot of crow.
And that's what that is in the way of crime.
Wow.
I can't believe this.
So what they do, so Schillmiller is.
He's also now, he has also been sentenced.
He pleaded guilty to conspiracy.
He, what did he get?
He also, I believe, got life in prison.
Okay.
But Caden McIntosh was the kid that was in,
actually pulled the trigger.
Okay.
Right now, their trial is pending.
Caleb Leyland, who told police that he thought he would get 500 grand
for letting Bremer use his vehicle as part of the killing,
pleaded guilty to murder in the second degree.
It's part of a plea agreement.
His sentence is scheduled to begin in June.
And the other adolescents, their stuff is all wrapped up
because you can't, they don't report on juvenile crimes.
Interesting.
Yeah, so it is like, this is Anchorage.
What I did love was that the mayor of Anchorage,
he had the fucking balls to come out and be like,
now Alaska's not known for murder.
And it's like, there's been very, and you're like, bro.
Yeah, it's because they can't find the bodies, dude.
64,000 people like a year ago missing in Alaska.
Also one of the most popular television shows in the world right now
is about murder in Alaska.
That is literally what the entire show is about.
It's about how prevalent the is about murder in Alaska. That is literally what the entire show is about. It's about how prevalent
the murder rates are in Alaska.
I do feel like
the ending kind of took a hard right
but whatever. I liked it. People liked it.
You're allowed to like it. It was very Hitchcock.
How? I can't
say how because then I'm
spoiling it for anyone who hasn't seen it.
Imagine there's a world
where our audience is deaf.
Okay. Can we bleep
it or something? No.
Oh, alright. Well, I mean, it just ended up
not being supernatural. Yes.
Yeah. That's angering. I thought that was
cool. I hate that. I like
that. I want ghosts!
Well, they don't exist.
Un-fucking-believable.
Fly from your grave.
All right.
Well, that's one sad story.
Here's another sad story.
I'm just going to quickly...
I'm not going to even get into it
because you should go check out...
I didn't have any jokes about that.
No, no, no.
Of course not.
It's like...
So this is about Ruby Frankie.
I just...
If you want another...
Just ruin your day.
Give me some of those quick give me some give
me some up all right so julie ruby frankie was a bitch who ran a youtube channel called eight
passengers um they she was arrested for aggravated child abuse under utah law uh and now it just was
today what the 20th was sentenced to 60 years in prison for four counts of child abuse.
Oh, my God.
Because they threw the book at her what she needed.
What did she do?
Ruby Frank worked with a woman named Dr. Jodi Hildebrandt,
who's also probably going to be covered by Last Podcast on the left sometime soon,
who was this sort of like therapist, family doctor person um they're all of the lds faith
everybody's a mormon and they uh is that still legal it's because but the normal mormons are
fine the normans the normans are fine you know i mean like a lot of them obviously it's like
the religion as a whole has its issues but like you, you know, most Mormons are just kind of like, ah, gee shucks.
I'm trying.
I'm not fucking my wife that much.
You know what I mean?
Like in Mormon, they want you to.
But like these guys were, they, so some points underneath and Natalie especially is, I'm
not going to go as far as to say obsessed, but close with the idea of family vloggers.
Like these guys that she calls family
exploitation it's her it's her dune
yes um
it's the the idea
of people posting their
family to social media for
uh to make money
yeah uh and they say a bunch of advice
kind of out their fucking asshole and they
just kind of make shit up but this
person ruby frank under the i guess the guidelines of dr jody hildebrandt uh advice, kind of out their fucking asshole. And they just kind of make shit up. But this person, Ruby Frank, under
the, I guess the guidelines of Dr.
Jodi Hildebrandt,
literally tortured her children.
Like, not even, that's not even
like an exaggeration.
She beat them and tied them up and shit?
They were tied up. They were starved. They were
forced to sleep outside. They were forced to
stand up. Did she put it on YouTube?
She was forced to do will. No. She put that on. Did she put it on YouTube? She was forced to do... No.
She put that on...
She was mostly this kind of soft,
vaguely attractive,
normal Mormon mom
that was paired
and making content
with this lady,
Jodi Hildebrandt,
who's actually like
the true fucking...
The actual evil woman,
even though this woman
is also evil.
But the other woman
is the double evil one. Yeah, yeah. This woman's evil and an idiot. The woman is also evil. But the other woman is the double evil one.
Yeah, yeah.
This woman's evil and an idiot.
The other person's evil.
Truly evil.
But they created a thing together called Connections.
Jodi Hildebrandt and her, like, and it was just kind of like loose influencer kind of
Mormon goop mixed with relationship advice, mixed with family advice and all this stuff.
The idea is that you would like, you know, spray the kids with pepper spray, put cayenne pepper in
their food, like do all these kind of like weird fucked up direct punishment things because like,
I don't know why, but basically to bring back capital punishment for children. And the idea
that that helps kids like she she went viral for ruby
frank herself went viral for a period of time because she posted about how her daughter's
responsibility her daughter was like young and it was her daughter's responsibility to make a lunch
before going to school and she forgot and so she went to school with no food and teacher called
home and said hey you know your daughter has no food today.
You know, will you pay for her to get lunch?
And she said, no.
She said that that was her responsibility.
She can go hungry.
And so then she made a video defending herself,
which obviously she got read to filth.
Of course.
Across the board.
Because that's not what you do.
No, you got to feed children.
It's just food.
And you don't really need to treat every child
like they are
in a super max prison.
No.
Because I feel like
that's going to
make an Andrews Bradford.
It's going to make
something bad.
Yeah.
Even as far as a Stephen Miller
it could make.
And when you overfeed
your children,
you get us.
But again,
food is love.
Yeah.
That's what I learned
from a young age.
Food is love.
And yes,
does that make me sort of
have an unhealthy attachment to food at some points? Yeah, sure. Yeah. But's what I learned from a young age. Food is love. And yes, does that make me sort of have an unhealthy attachment to food at some points?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
But at least it's food and not crank.
God, I love feeding people.
I love to feed people.
I love to eat.
I love the physical sensation of eating.
Eating, I was trying to explain to Natalie.
I went to my literally-
Do you like more eating or shitting?
Oh, buddy.
I like eating more.
I think so. I like eating more. I think so.
I like eating more because, like, I was about to say, like, shitting because that's time for me.
But then I also, when I piss, I sit down.
Really?
Yeah.
You don't pee standing up anymore?
When I want to.
Really?
When I'm amongst men.
Yeah?
Like, if I go to a man area or a concert.
In the middle of the night, though?
Yeah, I'll pee.
No, I pee.
I stand up and pee. Because what I do is I
go in the complete dark and I just pee till I hear
water. Yeah. I just open it.
That's how you search it for it. You might as well just
keep your eyes closed. Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
But yeah, but I'm pretty good at getting to the water.
I got a nightlight. You should try it.
What do you mean? A little light that
you put in the socket. I was thinking putting those
glow strips. Inside the toilet?
Yeah. I mean, if you had a green nuclear toilet, that's something I could thinking putting those glow strips inside the toilet. Yeah. I mean,
if you had a green nuclear toilet,
that's something
I could see you wanting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Secret of the ooze.
Ooh.
Oh, ooh.
Secret of the poos.
Yeah.
My shits are glowing,
Natalie.
My shits are glowing.
So,
Ruby Frank,
Dr. Jodi Hildebrandt,
she's going to go back on,
they are going to do something with her. She's going on trial at some point, but Ruby Frank Dr. Jodi Hildebrandt she's going to go back on they are going to do
something with her
she's going on trial
at some point
but Ruby Frank
completely pleaded guilty
across the board
and they're going to
beat her to death now
I don't think so
I think that she
she's trying to show remorse
she is throwing
Dr. Jodi Hildebrandt
completely under the bus
she's saying
I was under the hold
of this
this megalomaniac
it doesn't matter
no I don't think it matters either.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
You did it.
Whether you were
you're dumb enough to
to get under the hold
then you fucked.
But sometimes
you do have to understand
I
I dealt with this a lot
when we were doing
various series in Scientology
and dealing with how
a man by the name of Michael Rinder
is the
like him and Leah Remini run that show together.
They had a podcast together.
They did Go and Clear.
They did all that kind of,
but Mike Rinder,
and before all of this,
was the fucking head of the Scientology Gestapo.
Like, he was the head of their punishment brigade,
and he didn't flip until it was coming for him,
and so there, for a while,
like I do get upset kind of on this idea
that, well, you get to make money now.
I know that you're apologizing.
You're apologizing and you're trying to make it right.
So on that hand, I believe in rehabilitation.
I believe that you can get better.
I believe that you could do shit and change.
But you still, there are consequences to what you do.
Which is kind of,
I think what he got was personal consequences.
I think that his life fell apart.
And I think that he just has to hang out with Leah Remini all the time.
But Leah Remini sounds lovely.
She does sound lovely.
I want to be around her.
And obviously, I have the Kevin James's fucking hankering for her.
Oh, she's beautiful.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
The idea of any fat, dumpy man from Queens, when you look at King of Queens, you're like,
that's the fuck in life.
Yeah.
That right there.
Yeah.
Is nice.
Yeah.
You can get an attractive woman, even though you're a big, fat, stupid idiot.
But that's just called, that's called television.
And then what you need to do actually is be very funny.
And then you just wait for a beautiful woman to be treated poorly for a long time.
And then you get in there.
Is that how we got married?
What?
You and Julie?
Oh, you and me.
Yeah.
Yep.
I'm like, which one? which one is the hot chick um uh but yes that is a yes so we'll get to this but let's do some place underneath stories on this
this is just like because it goes much deeper it's just absolutely fucked and you know these lds
people keep doing these offshoots between, you know, something like this,
between the lady who poisoned her husband and wrote the book about it, between that
and the fucking, you know,
Lori Vallow and that whole storyline.
All of these, like, little minor
LDS mini-cults
are very dangerous.
And you gotta be careful. I mean, poison your husband,
that's one thing, but when you abuse a child,
that's a whole nother. That's all I ever hear.
Poison the husband, who cares? Yeah. That's all I ever hear. Poison the husband.
Who cares?
Yeah.
That's all I ever hear.
Yeah.
Because we're disposable, aren't we?
We are.
There's so many extra dudes out there.
It's true.
But I am in therapy for this.
You have to remember, we're not disposable.
This is why you're in therapy?
One of the many reasons.
One of the many, many, many reasons.
Of all you therapists, who's your favorite?
I love this little tiny man I've invented
that I speak to every day.
Because you know what I love about mini Henry?
He's always like, you're right, Henry.
And I love that guy.
Like when he comes out and I am,
I'm going to be like, what should I do?
Should I set fire to the neighborhood?
And like, I look over and get a little can of gasoline.
And I've just been like, yes, tiny Henry.
You're incredible.
But yes, that's a horrible
story. And then we have
one more
horrible story
which was the, oh!
Ha ha ha! Not horrible.
One of my favorite
storylines, obviously,
for a lot of us. We all love
the true ascendancy. And we all rooted for a lot of us. We all love the true ascendancy.
And we all rooted
for Rachel Dolezal. Yes.
As a country, everybody did. I know. We all did.
I kind of liked her. Well,
that's your opinion. And you're allowed to have that.
Yeah. SideStories.lpotel.gmail.com
But Rachel Dolezal,
she got got.
What happened now?
I mean, I know what what happened this is just an example
yes yes yes thank you honestly good no good um first of all i want to just explain that this
is another way for the white establishment to come after a black woman in society and i can't
fucking believe how dare they treat rachellezal, a black woman.
Yeah.
This way.
All right.
Rachel Dolezal,
who now goes by the name in catch a Diallo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She lost her job with the Catalina Foothills school district because they
found her only fans.
Now I've seen her only fans.
Oh my God.
Her art page is about to fucking give my computer a virus.
Yes.
I have,
I have done research.
Oh, you subscribe?
No, I don't do. I don't have a OnlyFans
account. Well, how do you see it
if you don't? You just do. Let the Googling
do the fucking talking, my friend.
Rachel Dolezal. Look it up right now.
Rachel, I've seen a blurred picture.
Get to the... There's unblurred.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, you can look at it right here.
OnlyFans. You're not bringing up on this. She has big she has big breasts yeah i mean she's just showing her this is just yeah
she's just straight up showing her butthole but you know like again this is what she's had to do
because historically black women in this country don't make as much as white women
all right so that's what she's had to do now with those of the choice that she made that's
the choice that she made.
And I obviously, I'm getting a lot of probably,
I'm already hearing the feedback
and people like already being upset.
But I want you to understand, I'm with you.
I'm just as angry about what they did to Rachel Dolezal
as anybody else.
And I do think that she needs to be put in front.
I don't know where she needs to go.
I don't know, what's a good job for her?
Well, OnlyFans is great. I don't know where she needs to go. I don't know. What's a good job for her? OnlyFans is great.
I mean, it's a fine job. I think this is
great advertisement for her, OnlyFans.
But what people don't talk about with OnlyFans is
the taxes. Taxes are extremely
difficult. Really? Yes. It's
hard to put it all together, especially if you have multiple streams
of income. It's extremely difficult. Unless you're
making that bank, bank, bank. She might be
making that money. She's making good money.
She finally changed her OnlyF name back to rachel dole she had to probably for legal
reasons because but also that's great for i don't know why she was using the other name
because who gives a fuck about nikeki diallo i think the reason why she changed her name eddie
is so that she could further show people that she's a black lady.
Now, for those of you who don't know, Rachel Dolezal is white.
Now, Rachel Dolezal was under fire in 2014,
accused of misidentifying herself as black while serving as the head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington.
Now, that's really the issue,
because she was a prominent civil rights leader,
an African studies professor uh and i do have she was still teaching black women struggle
african-american art history african history she was continuing to lie to another university well
i mean about being black well she was teaching just because you're teaching it doesn't mean you
have to be it right but if you change your name to Nkeche Diallo, if I showed up as
Henkembe Zabundo,
what would you say? Like, if I
arrived, look at the haircut. She's got the beehive haircut.
But again, I understand. Rachel Dolezal
came from a very troubled background.
But her teaching name was
Rachel Dolezal. It was.
It was. No, not at the university.
She changed her name to
Nkeche Diallo to get the job at the Catalina Foothill School District
because she's famously a white woman
pretending to be a black woman who has an OnlyFans.
And so it is just a difficult,
it doesn't make you a bad person,
but it makes you not maybe your number one candidate
for your local community college teaching position,
unfortunately.
Because I actually don't think that being an OnlyFans model has got anything to do with you being
a teacher, except for the fact it might be difficult.
I don't know. If
everybody's jerking off to you,
I mean, how do I deal with it? I don't know.
Everybody's fucking jerking off to me.
How does everybody pay attention to me? I go to the DMV.
Everybody's fucking boning up. No one looks
at my face. Everyone's just looking at my
fucking body. Everybody's just thinking about
what it would be like to get my ankles up in the air
and fucking be face deep with my muff.
Alright? And I understand that,
but what am I going to do about that? That's just
how I'm born. That's just what I, and all
the work that I've put in to look like this.
Yeah. I just,
you know, I always have a soft spot for her
because at least she was trying to do good.
It's, it's just the, it's the
hubris. She is an idiot. It's the, it's to do good. It's just the hubris. She is an idiot.
It's more of that.
It's just more, and we're all confused.
No one knows what to do because, yes,
it's just, you know, when you just go deeper
and catch a diallo, that's what's hard.
That's what's hard, is if she just stayed Rachel
or just like, you know, Sally Dolezal,
changing up a little bit i mean if you change
your name to what would you say you changed and kembe zabundo i'd be proud of you oh man i mean
you'd be bad for the show this is it but yes this is what in general like yeah but you have to think
about that first yeah because again if i go i want you to be you yeah if i go to transracial i'm not
being me i'm being a black man you know i mean i'm not transracial transracial, yeah, if I go to transracial, I'm not being me. I'm being a black man.
You know what I mean?
I'm not transracial.
Transracial,
I don't know if it is a thing.
Sidestores,
LPOTL at gmail.com.
No,
it's not a thing.
Yeah,
I don't think it is.
Because I remember I asked these questions back then.
And everyone gets mad.
And everyone was like,
no,
you got to stop asking those questions.
Everybody's going to be really mad already.
Yeah.
Just talking about this.
But that's why she's doing it.
Maybe. I don't know.
I also find it fascinating because
I mean, you know, those braids are tight.
Yeah. She's got a tight curl.
I don't know how she gets that.
She's never like physically
harmed anybody. No, not at all.
And she went through a lot of trauma as a kid
and the black
people in her family, people who took care of her,
were all black. She identified with them.
I utterly, I understand.
It's the jerk.
It just, yes, it is the jerk.
It literally is.
And so I do understand.
It's just, it's just a lot.
It's just like, it's just if I arrived,
like let's say, you know,
if I did say one day.
If you showed up dressed like you were in college.
Yeah.
In my Afrocentric phase.
Yeah.
But I never said I was a black man.
No, you didn't.
I just wore a knit cap.
Yeah.
And I had the dashiki.
Yeah.
And cowboy boots, which I think was a good combo, but I was because I was 310 pounds.
Yeah, it was the only shirt that fit you.
I liked the look.
No one said anything at the time.
No. Right? I mean, we
made fun of you. Yeah, but it was
also fun. I didn't think you were being racist.
I was just thinking you looked
ridiculous. No, I just looked
I was always accepted
with wide arms from all the people from FAMU.
Yeah. Like, you could see, because again,
it wasn't until later,
because now I have a knit cap,
and I put it on, and I realize,
oh, it's not good.
Also, I don't have the hair,
but I had the hair to fill it.
Yeah.
So that was cool.
Yeah, that's cool.
I look cool.
Danny Petrosian gave me that knit hat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, he's from PFUNK.
He's from PFUNK.
Yeah, there's that.
That's how I felt.
Yeah.
And then George Clinton pulled me on stage at one time.
Yeah, he did.
You know, and I got to go from the window to the walls. Yeah, that was fun, man. Yeah, it's that. That's how I felt. Yeah. And then George Clinton pulled me on stage that one time. Yeah, he did. You know, and I got to go from the window to the walls.
Yeah, that was fun, man.
Yeah, it's the best.
I'll always burn in my brain.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah.
So you should join the end of like.
I'm just saying I stick.
I'm sticking.
I love black people and I want them to thrive.
Yes.
You know, and I just like their look.
You know what it is? It's like, in all
seriousness, it's like, you can't be
in charge. No. You can only
help. Yes. You can hang out.
That's the thing. I think that's what her real crime is.
It's also just a lot of...
All joking aside. Truly. And in reality,
it's the idea of like, oh, you get
to choose our identity when you
are, when it's good for you
and not when you got
to actually have
a more privileged
growing up as a white person.
Even though, like,
technically,
Rachel Dolezal
had a horrible childhood,
but it's still that idea
of, like,
there were implicit things
that you don't have
to deal with
that I would have
to deal with
as a black person.
And I can see why
they're extremely upset
about that,
especially if you got a job
that you probably took
from a black person
because you're pretending to be a black person.
Yeah, that's the issue.
That's the main issue.
It's the hair.
Yeah, the hair.
But if you had otherwise,
good honor.
I guess.
I'm trying to figure out, because this next story
I might get in even more trouble.
She's got a podcast.
Wow, what an accomplishment.
Wow.
No way.
I'm taking it all back.
Now, I'm going to compare this to this next story,
and I know that this is going to get me more in trouble,
but I'm just like, imagine me, right?
Just before you, you're angry with me.
Just too late.
Just think about what it's like
looking from here out right um most of my life is aliens serial killers yeah and esoteria right
like that's what i read a lot about i'm currently reading through all of john keel's books about
going all the various humanoid encounters and this is like that's what i read normally at home so when it comes to certain social things i don't always understand uh but
i'm hoping you know so i'm not going to directly compare rachel dolezal to the adult baby community
but i might yeah in a way that it's a it is a costume and it does change how people maybe receive you.
Yeah.
Right.
And this is a story that is,
it's interesting because if everybody's an adult,
where's the crime?
I don't know.
So this is,
this came about,
this is in New Hampshire,
uh,
decidedly an anti baby state.
Yeah.
Because the zoning board has denied an application
for a quote-unquote diaper spa in Atkinson.
You know, you don't put diaper in the name of your business.
Well, I'm down with the diaper in the business.
It's the spa.
Because all I imagine is,
because it's for people to dress as adult babies,
and they wear,
they wear diapers. And I do believe, and this is another one of those, I'd love to get an email on
this side stories, LPOTLGmail.com. I've got received mail from the adult baby diaper lover
community, the ABDL community. Yeah. Um, I have received information from them, so I know it's
not all sexual, but I do want to know just poo-poo in the diaper is that separate from just hanging out in the diaper like it's a poo-poo time
in the diaper and the pee-pee time in the diaper is that a separate afternoon than just hanging out
do you immediately change it or do you sit in it for a while i don't know i'd love to know side
stories lpotl at gmail.com that's a a great question. The reason why I don't like a diaper spa is that if it's
a poo-poo afternoon,
that shit
is going to get steamed.
I'm just putting it in the air.
We're all now sitting in your poo-poo.
We're in a dysentery mist.
If they're there, they like it.
Babies don't go to spas. That's one thing.
Not anymore. They never do.
No, not thanks to fucking Biden.
It's too hot.
I can't believe.
Why can't my baby relax?
I'm trying to see me here.
I'm trying to get a massage.
Yeah, fuck it.
Baby, put a baby in a sauna.
Baby's got to figure it out.
Baby needs to get gains.
Baby does not figure anything out.
Baby gets sauna.
Baby gets cold plunge.
Cold plunge?
Get it cut, man.
You got to get the hydrochlorates up.
You gotta build up. I want my baby
to look like little Joe Rogan. I want it to be
covered in veins. He does look like a baby.
He does. Huge nipples. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this town,
the Atkinson Town Hall, it was a three-hour
meeting where there was apparently a long discussion. Now, this
came from a place, this
lady, Colleen Murphy. She
applied to run this diaper spa out of her home
on pope road right now what she's saying is that the community members raise safety concerns but
having a business in their neighborhood referencing park playgrounds because they are trying to
connect the adult baby diaper lover community to pedophilia which is actually it's not not it's not
if you're the baby then it's then yeah that's you're allowed
so even if you masturbate and you're the baby that's not absolutely not you're right you're
right you're creating fun scenarios yeah this is all stuff that we have a lawyer might have to
think about one day there is no pedophilia in that no but finally a baby you could shake
exactly you could shake the shit out of Gary.
Yeah. You know what I mean? You can shake the fucking
shit out of Deirdre, the 42-year-old baby.
But this is what this person
is saying, is that what they
are opening, this
diaper spa, is not sexual
in nature. That it's for people that have experienced
PTSD, intense
trauma, and they want to go regress.
She's saying that when you go to
this places and you're like it is a wonderful form of therapy she says you go in and it's clean
and they will have um they have blankets they have baby minute music like
baby shark yeah it's probably playing pretty good. Um, just saying like rattle, but it's like,
this is a therapy,
right?
This idea,
as long as the people change their diaper,
once they go to the bathroom in their diaper,
then it should be allowed.
According to Colleen Murphy.
Uh,
this is that you're supposed to go.
It helps them process.
A lot of times at childhood trauma,
when they were in diapers or just getting out of diapers and they want to feel that safety that they had
before that so you go to diaperspa.com and find out you know they have burping things they got
things that you can do mommy tummy sessions or where you cuddle with somebody and diaper yeah
the diaper spa the diaperspa.com diaperspa.com and it was like this was a um this was a nursery
spa care.
So you would go through and you'd get your bottom wiped.
You would get your dick and balls or your vagina powdered.
And you'd get that.
It was all decorated.
It looked like a baby's nursery.
The small beds.
They said that they pumped in the smell of warm cookies.
You could still, like, book virtual dates.
Yeah, oh yeah. yeah no it's very much
open and I ended up on abdl
match.com it's the
dating site for adult baby
diaper lovers babies don't date
but adults do dress
as babies but they have to be put
together in a playpen
wouldn't they want someone to be a mommy or
a daddy I don't know I think
a lot of times they just want baby.
Yeah?
I think they just want baby.
But now this woman is trying.
Baby on baby.
That's gross to me.
It is gross.
It should be gross.
But not if everybody's got a mustache.
Dr. Colleen Ann Murphy was a trained and licensed medical doctor.
So this is the first one of these.
But I can see why people are freaking out.
Because they have this idea that it's super weird.
And it's like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like if you're an adult baby diaper lover i'll hang out
with you you know i mean i'll hang out i would prefer to not hear a crinkle you know what i mean
like if i know you're if i know you're because i call it packing if you're packing now like
maybe separate it i don't know is that how people need diapers. That's not what I'm saying.
But if someone who needs a diaper and you hear a crinkle, are you going to get upset?
No, of course not, because they're not...
But if they want the diaper, then you're mad.
If you're doing it for fashion, I want to have a conversation before we go out to eat.
Yeah.
If you're doing it for...
Like, if you're doing it because you're in therapy and you want to be treated as a baby,
it's going to be difficult to go to
the beer barn.
Well, you shouldn't be allowed in. You're underage.
Exactly, because you're a little baby.
Yeah. But I think that we're going to,
I can hear the emails.
I got a lot of corrections this week.
We're going to be also talking about an Andrews Brevik, too.
Got a lot of corrections this week, but I want to show you I'm open.
Yeah. I'm open to change.
I'm open to learn.
But I wonder, because the adult baby diaper lover thing is just very specific.
This should be in Vegas.
Oh, yes.
Not New Hampshire.
Not New Hampshire.
They're not open.
Vermont even over New Hampshire.
Vermont's just super liberal.
Yeah.
That's the only place where you could be.
You go to be a lesbian who shoots people this woman's only crime is location i would say that's the biggest issue yeah yeah yeah if you yeah san francisco florida all the adults are in diapers everybody yeah you might
as well make it cool yeah and it's like but this was also found on the libs of tiktok account so
they were obviously being made fun of so like that's why on one hand i do understand and y'all know you adult baby people you know people do make fun but at the
same time i understand that if it comes from your trauma you do whatever the fuck it is you do got
to do i don't give a shit you know i mean also if it's inside four walls right if you don't put the
adult baby diaper spa in the lobby of the AMC,
I'm not going to see it.
You know what I mean? Then you can do whatever
you want. I also like, you can wear a diaper out
if that's what you need to do. But I do feel like
as one of those, if you're openly poo-pooing,
you should give people a heads up.
Because I feel like everybody would
not be super into it.
You have to think about everybody else.
It's like why the guy with the gimp suit was...
What if they just called it an exclusive bathroom?
Family? Go to the family bathroom.
Family bathrooms.
I'm not even worried about the bathroom issue.
No, I'm just saying, if you called the whole place a bathroom...
I mean, yes, it's gross, but I'm trying to find a loophole for these people.
No, they're trying to say it here.
They're trying to say it's normal.
That is what they're trying to say.
I mean, it's not normal.
It's not normal. But it is.
It's allowed. It's allowed.
But it's not normal. It's just
what's normal. What's normal?
Not this?
Clothes?
Act at your age.
You mean office
culture and capitalism?
Yeah.
That is normal. And I don't want to go there either.
No.
What's your most abnormal inner thought,
you think? Mine? What's the thing that you think
that you have that nobody else has?
I mean, I dream about killing people all the time.
This is great.
This is really, really good. Those are dreams, though dreams though yeah those are dreams those dreams when i wake up i'm like i'm not happy i had the dream no not at all yeah those those are
technically they're nightmares great yeah that's good to see you should lead with that
yeah and it's nightmares about killing people yeah oh my man. I don't know. What is it? I mean, I learned recently that picking your nose
causes Alzheimer's.
I pick my nose.
What do you mean
it causes Alzheimer's?
Because you put a bunch
of bacteria up in your nose,
apparently.
And it's called,
and it's like a root
cause of Alzheimer's.
Like 91% of the people
who have Alzheimer's
pick their nose.
They change science every day.
They really do.
I mean,
that's the whole science.
Yeah,
that's the whole reason
they have scientists. I don't know if that's real. Yeah, that's the whole reason they have scientists.
I don't know if that's real. I think you've just made so
many people upset. Growing body of evidence
shows that damaging the lining of your nose
because bacterium virus is a clear pathway to the brain
where they create some of the pathologies of Alzheimer's disease.
Wow.
That's not good. No. Do you pick your nose?
No. Really? Well, I mean, I pull. How do you get it out?
I'll pull. Yeah, I do. Well, yeah, I do
pick my nose. Yeah, sure. But I don't eat it.
You just have to wash your...
I didn't say I ate it.
I said I pick my nose.
You wash your hands first, though.
Now, from now on, you have to...
If you're going to pick your nose, you got to wash your hands first.
I wish there was a tool.
There is.
There are tools.
But I mean, like a stick.
Yes.
What?
They have little scoops and shit.
There's no booger scoops.
Yeah, and you're supposed to use it for your ears, ears too because Q-tips push your earwax in.
Booger scoops? I have them, but I've
never used them. I feel like the only way you'd have a booger
scoop is if you'd be using it for fucking cocaine.
This is for babies. That's just,
that's a water tube. That's what my father
uses to get his earwax out. This is what should be at
the baby spa. See, this
would be nice at the baby spa. You can go, you can
clear it out. There are earwax and stuff like that.
Yeah. Yeah, this is nice. These are earwax and stuff like that. Yeah.
Yeah, this is nice.
These are just babies.
Again, this is all just baby nasal aspirin.
That's for sucking out. There is no such thing as a booger spoon.
I mean, I have, I'm going to show you what I got.
I don't have it with me, but I'll bring it tomorrow.
You just got to stop, right?
It's all these little, you have little.
Show and tell.
Yeah, that's cute.
Okay, that's cute.
Julie bought it for me for Christmas.
There it is.
That's how bad it was?
She bought me the ears thing
because she wanted me to stop using Q-tips.
See, I love Q-tips.
I love how they feel.
They feel so good.
I'm never going to stop.
I was trying to explain to Natalie
about how it's that feeling,
and I went to go eat
at my absolute favorite restaurant in the world,
just a place called Gun Show in Atlanta,
and they made this chicken liver candy bar.
I've been eating a lot of liver lately. it was so i almost cried and i was trying to explain to her
that my horniness for food we were talking about this before about the connection of food and
overeating food is love yeah it's that it's a it is horny like the feeling i feel about food is
horniness yeah but it's not horniness like i don it's not horniness. Like, I don't get hard.
It's satisfaction.
No, no, I don't get hard when I eat.
Thank God.
But if I did, it'd all be better.
It's so annoying.
I'd be fucking a sandwich.
Yeah.
But it's like, I, but I do feel it is a horniness.
Yeah.
When I'm eating the food.
Like, it turns my system on.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's feeders, there's gainers and all that stuff.
But I'm not a feeder or a gainer because that's still sexual.
Yeah? Yeah, I believe.
Sexual arousing involving food is arguably
the most social acceptable form of paraphilia.
But I'm not into this idea of
like, I don't like food and sex.
I think that's gross.
You don't put like whipped cream on the body?
No, no, it's gross. I don't do that either.
No, because then it smells. Yeah.
It smells like old milk.
And they get all sticky and stuff. And I'm covered in hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not sexy.
You are the food. I'm
the food. You're the food. Me the
food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God.
Speaking of me being the food. Alright, so I think we've done enough
on the A. Hopefully we get some answers
from our diaper people.
They're not going to allow this spa
to happen anytime soon. I've looked it up.
They're shutting down. They pulled all the permits.
We'll see what happens. They're going to take it.
They've already been talking about taking it to the Supreme
Court, but they seem
busy. Yeah.
I don't know if the Supreme Court is going to get
to it. Adult baby diapers.
The brand is Krinkles, by the
way.
Diapers that offer fun and bright prints uh north shore carries uh crinkles diapers available in astronaut aquanaut and original i
feel like if we're doing these for adults can we make it a little bit more like where's my dune one
yeah you know that would be cool in order to get through the movie anyway i mean it's very the next
one's even longer than the first one.
Yeah.
Diapers with extra thick padding, playful designs, and quality protection are features
that ABDLs love.
This is what we need is dune diapers.
And then every time you piss in it, it says, you know, like...
Poon.
Bless the maker.
It says...
Diapers for your poon.
They're dune diapers.
Wow.
I see.
That's fun.
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See, I pee a lot.
Call me when Zara's doing it.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's high fashion.
Yeah.
That's not like, that's, this is not high fashion.
This is just more companies just looking to get into the adult baby diaper lover market.
Yeah.
You know, but yeah, that's the thing.
I piss a lot.
Babies only piss a little.
Yeah.
If I'm pissing big into this,
like let's say I've just taken my blood pressure medication.
Even old people, they pee a little.
Their whole prostate's all jammed up.
It's leaking in and out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or it's just like if you're a lady who's had a baby sometimes,
if you've got a vagina and you have a baby,
the little leakage comes out too. Yeah. Right? Also, shit every time i piss i get a little bit in the underwear
yeah a little bit the shit i took earlier today that ain't fitting in the diaper no way buddy
what i did today yeah i ate a pound of brussels sprouts last night a full pound yeah why that's
who fills me up i ate a pound of brussel sprouts I add some salmon
That's what I eat
To not have carbs
So I get full on the vegetables
That's nice
I can't stop the carbs man
I made soup and I put rice in it
Double up the veggies
And then the veggies get you full
And then my shite
Is pushed to the maximum yeah
all right let's get into this one last story before we get out of here
this was a uh i was just thankful that this came in last night yeah you got to really be careful
right with uh i've never used the glory hole. The idea of confidently...
You know what it is?
Is that my gut...
They can go ahead and take the word glory out as far as I'm concerned.
It's my tragedy hole.
My main issue is like...
And I have the problems with yoga too.
I love doing yoga.
But I've got a big gut.
And the thing about yoga,
especially if you're doing stuff belly first on the ground,
you're kind of expecting to not have as big of a gut yeah because it's hard for you to kind of maybe access some of
the muscles you're looking to access but my problem with the glory holes is that i can't imagine my
dick going past like i can see my dick yeah but i don't know if it necessarily goes that much
farther than my belly i think it's for skinny people, glory holes. Of dying people.
Yeah. And so I go up to... Well, it depends on what
end you're on, I guess. Oh, man.
And so I don't... I can't
imagine using one. No.
Because the idea of it is also just the idea of not
knowing who's on the other side. It's rough.
When it's through, like, a bathroom wall,
there's just, like, metal shards.
That's a criminal level of horny that
I... I am horny
but not that horny
but this guy Tony Spear
yeah
he man
again it's not
funny
alright
Tony Spear
he tricked two men into believing they were
talking to a woman online,
invited them over to his Toronto home to have anonymous sex through a hole in a sheet,
hanging in a doorway.
And then when the second man finally didn't understand what was going on,
he pulled the sheet down to find Spear with the big long wig on,
cowering on the ground, and he was arrested.
Now, these guys are really upset that this guy made them gay.
Now, he pretended to be a lady.
Right?
Which happened.
So you go over...
No victim blaming him.
They were lied to.
They were lied to.
And it's unfair.
But...
Do you think his response was,
She...
She...
So they go,
right,
they,
it's just the way all of this goes.
So you go to some
random woman's house.
You think it's a random woman's house.
Mm-hmm.
You're obviously,
you're hard up,
desperate for sex.
Something's going on.
You've decided
this is where I'm at now.
Mm-hmm.
You go into this apartment.
It is,
there's a sheet
with a hole in it hanging from
the doorway. Yeah. You hear from behind
that sheet. Just make
yourself comfortable.
Well, they said that he didn't talk.
He had to have said
something. Yeah.
Sit down now. Okay.
Hee hee hee hee. Oh, I better
go. I gotta go watch
Kamala Harris speech.
Because I need to go support a woman.
Being a woman myself.
Right?
So you see the sheets kind of rustling.
You're like, all right.
And so he said the issue was that they went up to the hole.
He was just like,
He's just doing that.
He's got a stick there.
He's sticking a loaf.
He's sticking a loaf between the hole now.
Right?
And he's just like, all right, you sexy woman.
Puts his erect penis through the thing.
He said, originally, it starts with oral sex.
And you're like, I still feel like you might,
it is still pretty difficult to tell,
but you might could tell the difference
between a man and a woman, but I don't know.
Or the facial structure of somebody.
I don't know.
There's a mustache, maybe.
Maybe.
Stubble. Yeah. But I don't know. The facial structure of somebody. I don't know. There's a mustache maybe. Maybe. Stubble.
Yeah.
Some ladies got stubble.
But then.
He went straight to the butt.
Yeah.
So they said they're going.
And which is also.
I've never heard of an entrance.
Like.
Have you ever.
You know.
Ever done it in the butt.
Yeah.
Now you know how like.
Not mine.
But theirs.
Yes. Yes.
No.
Hemorrhoids.
You know that.
Like, it takes a finagling.
Yeah.
That's the word I use.
And...
Or spit.
That's Hebrew for finagling.
It did also have...
Through a sheet.
I got rabid. No, this... for finagling and also having this through a sheet um no this uh so it takes a second you gotta work at it but this is all full of luby so it just seems like this guy right so they're like they're he's just getting a blow and all of a sudden he's
just like hold on now it's time for the peace to release its sounds. He then put his butthole,
like he did butt sex to the men, right?
The men just had their penis through the hole
and he just went like,
like he just got the hole,
like he saw the penis jumping up and down
and he managed to just catch the tip
with the edge of his rims, I guess.
And then he just went like,
like power bottom his way in.
Butt sucked it up. He butt sucked it up. And then he just went like, like power bottom his way in. Butt sucked it up.
He butt sucked it up.
And it's just kind of wild to me
thinking that you could do that
without the full help of the guy behind you, right?
I don't know.
Like, is that how,
I'm not thinking about it,
it's like, man, this guy had a crazy gaping hole.
Right, which is also like, good for him.
Yeah.
In terms of like his popularity,
being around with his friends and stuff.
I'm sure there's a lot of lube
involved. There must have been.
Right? Yeah.
It sounds like it just happened.
Do you think just like the guy
sitting there with the glory hole and then
lube just went underneath the sheet?
I don't.
I actually don't know.
How many people did he do this to
that are too embarrassed to not even,
like,
honestly,
like the report described.
Cause the thing is,
is that like,
so the first guy just took it and he left and he said that he,
so he got,
oh,
he got 28 months in prison.
And later on,
the first guy was just like,
well,
that's what I think is that it wasn't exactly how I pictured it.
They said they were going to come over cause he set it up. He he was like we're coming over my house for a glory hole scenario the victims
walk into the home they put their penises inside a hole in the sheet hanging in a doorway oral sex
was performed and then it became penetration without warning which both victims believed
was anal now the first time um mocha Sphere's testimony that the men were in fact, we were in fact communicating with a woman named Angela.
Okay.
Who had said he had access to his home.
Right?
But they have just concluded that's fake.
Yeah.
That he was not talking to Angela.
Because then he's just like, these men just arrived in my home and wanted this from me.
Essentially.
Like, they just, I guess I.
But you put the sheet up.
I always ring a bell for anal.
Yeah.
Like, if we're going to do it,
like, ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding,
so the whole neighborhood knows.
You're ready for anal.
Yeah.
Bling-a-bling-a-bling.
Maybe he did that.
And then he missed...
That was a miscommunication.
Where did they...
I don't understand how they put the sheet...
What was the sheet up on?
It's in the doorway. Oh, it's just in the doorway.
So it was like open door fucking.
It was just in a doorway.
You had to come in the house and then
in a doorway leading to one of the back rooms
was a sheet with a hole cut in it that he had.
I'm going to say maybe...
Why are there all these pictures of
just a single man?
Just a guy alone in front of mount rushmore alone in front of like the washington monument are you married never i don't
believe in the institution of marriage and then uh yes and then i guess that's what's hard i'm not
saying anything but can you imagine then you're getting you're fucking some guy's fucking your
dick from like with his own butt right and the imagine that you're getting, you're fucking, some guy's fucking your dick from behind,
like with his own butt,
right?
And the whole time
you're just like,
there is just something
different about this.
Like,
you're just sitting there
like being like,
this shit fucks like a man.
This guy.
There is just something.
And then you just,
and then you pull down
the shit,
and then he still wore a wig,
which is hilarious in that way. Or he's gonna be no i didn't brush my hair i mean like what do you think the wig is going to
distract from the fact that you're a naked man that he was making love to from behind yeah but
you'd see like balls would be hitting the sheet you would think i mean depends on how big your
balls are. Interesting.
Well, Sphere had no prior criminal record.
He volunteers with his church,
and he provides financial support to his parents in Lebanon.
He came to Canada over a decade ago to become a pilot.
And yeah, he's not that.
He says that his attorney blames it on the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic.
He said that it was difficult.
He said the way he put it was many people during the pandemic had difficulty making personal connections and were creative.
And now they dealt with it.
Mr. Schwer is here because he committed criminal offenses that negated the ability of the victims to choose how and who they engaged with.
So that's why, again, it is not these men's fault that they made love to this other man in the sheet.
You know, I know that they're upset.
No.
They got lied to.
But I am just going to say this, guys.
You know, if you're doing a glory hole scenario, I don't care what it is.
Just peek through the hole.
Yeah.
Just give one look.
All right? And, like, because then you're here. And then you can take the power back. Yeah. care what it is i just peeked through the hole yeah just give one look all right and like because
then you're here and then you can make take the power back yeah or at least tell them to like put
some mail through the holes i just don't need because it's like so you can see who it's addressed
to allow them to make the decision because they're already at the quote-unquote glory hole situation
yeah and if they're there already you probably talk them into it i think that it is
not that far of a bridge i'm surprised that these they actually came forward and said this happened
i think that they were they were just their brains were destroyed yeah i think it was a lot for them
i think that they realized a lot of stuff at once you know what i mean they're like how do i get
myself into a glory hole like situation it must must have been the COVID-19 pandemic.
Yeah.
And that's what you can say.
Because that helps you, your own brain.
It is Craigslist, not Angela's list.
Always.
There's Jane's list.
Oh, is there?
But sells stuff.
Oh.
It actually sells things.
Oh, okay.
And a man's list that it's all about getting your dick sucked.
Throw a hole in his sheet.
And if you see the hole in the sheet, like like because even that's not really a glory hole situation even this being
like this is what we're this is how we're doing this you'd need a sturdy structure yeah that's
kind of flapping around yeah sheet doesn't seem right i knew it but i think it was hastily thought
out yeah i think at some point i think that t Tony's fear was like, oh my god, these guys are showing up. Yeah. You didn't expect anyone to actually show up. No.
Maybe not. Yeah. But then he was like, quick thinking. How do I make a glory hole?
Aha! I got this Jewish
marriage sheet. Aha! Eureka! I was playing
a ghost for Halloween. Now I'm fucking a guy through a sheet.
Some people ask me, how did i get here uh yeah so that's a horrible story and uh yeah i think it's great do you think it's great
well i think that it's that's good that we all know what not to do now yeah just straight up
i just suck dick yeah out in the open i knew a guy who went to a craigslist glory hole it was
like a guy's house
uh and he said there was just like a piece of plywood up like right inside the door like there
was enough room to like stand up get in the house and then close the door behind you then there was
like plywood there and then see that's good and he got his dick sucked through the plywood that's
great gets you in and out yeah and and you're not really thinking about it no this person let
themselves open up to be discovered you know also think a bad idea to have plywood around your
fucking open penis yeah i that's my thing about glory holes that just never seemed attractive to
me not only because of the pure mystery and horror of it but like the just you gotta put something
around the hole just the idea of just trusting leather just trusting that my
penis will be okay yeah on the other side of this wall i i can't imagine how many penises you think
have been ripped off in glory holes it's not even it's gotta be that's even the lightest at least
right i think it's easier for it to be ripped off than it to just be fucking mangled with a hammer
yeah i think it's so much worse yeah your hard cock getting bit like Yeah. I think that's so much worse. Yeah. Your hard cock getting bit,
like, bit the fuck up,
that's so much worse
than it getting ripped off.
That is an untrackable statistic.
Oh, yeah, no, it is hard
because a lot of these guys,
they aren't filling out.
No.
When they go to jail,
because, like,
do you get those?
Like, after you get out of jail,
do you get, like,
a rate your jail experience email?
Like, you know,
put five stars,
you can't put your comment in?
Tallahassee did not care.
Interesting. Yeah, I feel like, yeah can't put your comment in? Tallahassee did not care. Interesting.
I feel like, yeah, yeah.
Do penises get cut off at glory holes? Thank you, Rob. Has everyone had experience
their penis getting cut off
at a glory hole?
Or, like, fucking...
Hmm. Yeah, no one's
saying it. Of course not.
If you got your penis cut off at a glory hole, I wouldn't be on
the internet. I'd be at a monastery.
Yeah. Yeah, I would be
on one of those nine-month cruises.
That's where I'd die on one.
Remember that from Candyman? Can't fix
that. Better off dead. Yep.
God. See, that's
a glory hole. Yeah. It's nice because you've got
duct tape all around it. They brought a picture
of a glory hole. We've got duct tape around it.
That's a bigger hole than I was expecting. That's what it should be. Because then you can see a little bit of the Show has a picture of a glory hole. We've got duct tape around it. It's kind of a soft area. It's bigger than I was expecting.
That's what it should be.
Because then you can see
a little bit of the hand
and a little bit of the face.
I don't know why I figured
it was like as thick as a penis.
I think some of them are.
I think some of them are.
I don't think that hole
in the sheet was very big.
No.
I love the Wikipedia page
for this.
Motivations.
History.
It's true.
Sanskrit.
People are getting dug.
People are getting their fucking, like, you ever seen those like the old old like like painted pictures on vases of guys
getting their assholes eaten and shit like that 1707 the first glory hole wow yeah that's the
first one wow by the trials of thomas vaughn and th Davis. Pre-America. Extortion of a man in the documents known only as Mr. Gulliam
at the time gay sex in public places could lead to arrests.
Yes, I do know that.
The courts heard that a man had visited a lavatory stall.
Any sex in a public place is illegal.
When another man put his penis through a hole in the wall,
a boy adjoining Volt put his privy member through a hole
and Mr. Gulliam, surprised by the action, a boy adjoining Volt put his privy member through a hole, and Mr. Gilliam,
surprised by the action, fled the lavatory,
only to be followed by the man who
cried out that he would have had sex with him.
Mr. Gilliam
was then confronted by Mr. Vaughn, who, knowing
Mr. Gilliam's innocence, threatened to turn him
into the police and reveal him to his wife
if he did not pay a sum of money.
Now that is a fucking, that's intense.
That's the first glory moment. That's really crazy.
The idea of using it as a side story.
The first side story.
The idea of being blackmailed by Gloria is very, it's always been there.
Why true crime now?
It's been like that since the very beginning.
All right, let's get some listener emails.
All right. all right let's uh let's get some listener emails all right we actually got a lot of stuff on fugue states i'm very interested in this it's really fucked up but you know when i i won't a lot of
them are samey so i'm not gonna go read through a bunch of them but the one thing i have learned is
don't take ambient uh a lot of this shit happens on Ambien.
Roseanne. Free Roseanne.
Well, let's not go that far.
The Ambien shit is just very
frightening. They're all talking about
several calls. I know that Ambien
helps a lot of people.
Those of you who don't know, Ambien
is a sleeping medication.
Very powerful.
And these guys,
like, several emails,
waking up mid-driving. I took it one time. I absolutely hated it. I don't like
sleeping meds at all. I can't do it.
I tried Trazodone. I hated it.
I just trip balls.
I let it just come over
me, and now I'm just, like,
kind of semi-hallucinating, and I'm not doing anything.
Yeah. So, I mostly just try to white knuckle myself to sleep or good old fashion the doctor prescribed
to me three bottles of wine and he said that knocks you right out and it's really been uh
it's been incredible uh i want to say thank you so much uh but yes the fugue states it happens
and people talking about people being in,
waking up mid-driving,
mid-eating,
mid-having sex with their spouse,
mid-doing these things,
no idea that they were doing it.
Super making videos themselves,
like of them rambling on their phone and weird shit.
And I know that it's not common,
but I'm not fucking with it.
That's for certain.
Yeah.
And also,
apparently, you know, you can lose i got
into someone sent an email like this is a fucked up story i'll read this email about how quickly
you die when vomiting blood okay remember we covered the story about the guy who just got on
the plane yeah you just burst yeah all right in minnesota we have a large Somali refugee population, so it'll become relevant in a moment.
My job in this hospital was to monitor ER doctors
for a research study that the hospital was doing
regarding intubation of patients admitted for emergency.
I worked Friday and Saturday nights,
and there was never a dull moment.
So an hour into my shift,
a middle-aged Somali guy gets wheeled in on a stretcher,
moaning and complaining of severe stomach pains.
Now, in the Somali community,
goat is a very common
and popular dish.
Also delicious.
Love goat.
I love goat.
I had it last week.
I love it.
Right before I went
to the Marley movie,
I had some Jamaican food.
I got goat.
That's incredible.
Apparently, this man
had been eating some goat
about a week and a half
to two weeks earlier
when he swallowed
a particular bite
and he said he had
a hard time going down.
After a few days, he was experiencing abdominal pain. So he was seen at a different clinic in
St. Paul. They could find nothing wrong. So they sent him home. Cut to a week later,
and he's getting brought into us in a critical condition. After some tests and scans,
the doctors could see that there was a larger amount of liquid in his stomach and something
of a blockage in his esophagus.
He was sedated, and the attending ER doc went down
with a pair of forceps to remove the blockage.
What he came up with was about a strawberry-sized blood clot.
Almost immediately after, what I can only describe as a volcano of blood
came geysering out of his mouth.
There was enough force behind this spasm
that the column of blood stood several inches
above his face as it issued out.
Now, I have no idea as to the exact
volume, but I'd say it was
at least two or three liters.
Remember, it's five liters of blood.
In a body. Typically, it takes about 15%
of your blood's total volume being
lost before you enter into hypovolemic
shock, which he rapidly did.
Rule of thumb is up to 50% volume loss
is certain death.
I will say he was close to that.
He also went to cardiac rest seconds later.
As soon as he coded out, he defecated.
Doctors administered sodium bicarbonate
and intubated him in an attempt
to regain a pulse.
CPR was performed.
They got a shallow heartbeat.
An endocrinologist came in.
They put a camera down his esophagus.
We were watching the monitor.
We could see that his esophageal lining was torn all the way from his throat to his stomach.
Apparently, this man had swallowed a bone when he was eating that goat.
And it scraped all the way down.
Wow.
And somehow the St. Paul Hospital didn't catch it.
Goat surprisingly has tiny bones.
When you also learn from Kevin, when you talk about they do eat in many ways, they do smash certain parts of the St. Paul Hospital didn't catch it. Goat surprisingly has tiny bones. When you also learn from Kevin, when you talk about they do eat it in many ways,
they do smash certain parts of the body and they will sometimes have bone.
And also if they're not carefully butchering it, they could sometimes have bones.
Every time I eat goat, I eat it very carefully.
You got to eat it carefully.
I eat it very carefully.
Any stewed meat, I would say that to anybody, any stewed meat, you should just sort of like.
God, that scares me so much.
Just chew your food.
I love goat.
Just really, really chew your fucking food,
which is it. But yeah, this is
really bad. So apparently all that blood
was just in his stomach instead of in
his veins. It all just kind of
sat at the bottom of his body.
Do you think it was like mixed? It was like blood mixed with bile.
It was all bad. Yeah. Yeah. It probably wasn't
all blood.
No, some of it might have been Chipotle. Yeah.
Who knows? Oh, man. So that have been Chipotle. Yeah. Who knows?
Oh, man. So that was a really fucked up one.
And here's another one. That's great.
This is good. I was living in Arizona at the time. Oh, this is brought to you by Postmates.
Brought to you by Postmates, by the way.
Thank you. Now with goat.
Well, we'll see how the one
does really cook at home.
Oh, yeah, blue apron yeah yeah
i was living in arizona at the time and i was leaving an optometrist office in the middle of
the day this is another encounter with the man in black oh okay when i stepped outside i was
approached by a tall man in an olive drab jumpsuit, completely bald, with the brightest blue eyes I have ever seen,
and skin that was so white
it seemed to glow in the noonday sun.
He was wearing no shoes,
which must have been very uncomfortable
since you could have fried an egg on the sidewalk.
He asked me a bunch of questions
about religion and spirituality,
higher consciousness,
and he kept asking me what my name was,
and when I kept giving him my actual legal name,
he'd go, no, no, no, what's your name quote unquote this could just be arizona by the way just so you know arizona is like this he didn't take a phone out of his pocket and try to give
it to me claiming he didn't need it anymore it wasn't a model i was familiar with so it could
have been a pays you go phone but it had wires sticking out of some of the side ports.
Another person walked out of the office and he gave
the phone to them, and they took it with barely any
words exchanged, like they were caught off guard
or in a haze as they walked out to their car.
Eventually, someone from the optometrist's
office came outside to tell me that they had something
for me to sign real quick.
And when I went back inside, I asked if he was
a local character. They claimed they had
never seen him before,
and they thought maybe I needed help exiting the conversation.
The receptionist was very unsettled by his demeanor and appearance.
When I went back outside, he was gone.
And I haven't seen anyone or anything like him since.
Now, we've gotten a lot of messages from people
just being like, this person's an alien, they're super fucking weird,
which I can understand.
I feel like this might just have been, if you've spent
any time in Phoenix,
the homeless there are
a different
style of homeless person.
Not just that. I mean, the people there,
they have
snake heads as jewelry. There's a lot of
intense energy.
You should not be able to shave a
spider.
It's an intense place. You should not be able to shave a spider. This is a, they are truly, it's an intense place.
Yeah.
But also, this guy came out of the optometrist's office.
He's probably, his eyes were all fucked up.
Dilated.
Dilated.
He can't see shit.
No idea what's happening. He probably looked like a normal person.
He was just confused.
No idea.
But I wonder, like, are the phone with the cord sticking out of it's really weird?
The other kind of shit.
But it also could just be a crazy person. It's a crazy
person. We never know.
Remember the guy who used to come on the subway
and be like, I'm an alien. Yeah.
He played the saxophone. He was a performer.
Yeah. That's a performer. This guy could be
a performer. We'll see.
I don't think we will. I think this is the last
we'll hear of him. I think he's dead.
I think he's coming back.
So join us this week. We'll be doing
Omdur's Brevik Part 2.
And we will be talking... It's Brevik.
It's Brevik. Thank you.
I just have been
corrected a lot this week, but I am
open. I'm going to learn.
Yeah.
We'll talk about what we all learned
this week. We're going to get deep into his ideology.
Won't that be fun?
I'm sure it's nice and polite.
So live every day.
Chomping on that goat.
Don't even be thinking about the bone.
Suck on the goat.
But love.
Make sure you suck out the bone.
Love the fact that you have a tongue that can tell if there's bones in the food before you chomp on it.
Or I hope you do.
It's the same thing I do when I eat fish.
Check it for bones.
Check it for bones.
Eat it.
Well, my mom used to say chew 50 times.
Chew each bite 50 times.
You just move your tongue around your mouth and you find the bones.
But just chew more often.
Chew more thoroughly.
Ask more from your mouth.
All right?
And then laugh at your mouth.
you more thoroughly. Ask more from your mouth. Alright? And then laugh
at your mouth.
Nah. Much like that guy
who was laughing all the way
to the slitted sheet.
When he thought, man, these guys
are going to love my snapping
mouth. Sheet.
Sheet.
I feel like
a dude's, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe a dude's butthole and a lady's butthole feel exactly the same.
It is the same hole, but I actually don't know.
I imagine one has more hair.
I feel that one would be rough.
I think that I could tell one on sight, but I think that it's also an ignorant state.
I can tell it on sight.
Can I tell it by feel?
No, but you can probably see it through the sheet.
I don't think these guys...
It sounds like these guys weren't looking.
Yeah, not hard enough.
Put your eye down there and you feel a fart.
How do you feel?
If it's a squirming, put your worm in.
If it's a fart, put your worm in.
Oh yeah, if it's squirming, don't put your worm in.
It's a fart.
Put your worm in.
Really having fun.
Thank you guys for listening to Side Stories.
We will see you on Friday and next week.
And for the rest of your natural life.
God damn it.
Hail Satan.
Hail goat meat.
Yep.
I love goat meat.
Check it for bones though.
Check it for bones.
It's the devil's meat.
Yeah, forget it.
Stay sad.