Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Diaper Spa

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

Henry and Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news... but first - Henry sees Dune! (again),  Alaska woman gets 99 years in best friend's catfished murder-for-hire plot, an update on abusive TikTok Mom Ruby Franke, Rachel Dolezal in the news again after losing teaching job in OnlyFans fiasco, Adult "diaper spa" denied zoning permit in New Hampshire, Toronto man gets prison for tricking men into anonymous sex through "glory hole situation" with sheet, Listener Stories, and MORE!

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I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies. Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton. There's no place to escape to. This is the last hot gas on the left. Side stories? Yeah, let the last on the left side stories. That's when the cannon blows from started side stories. Yeah. Dude, I want to live in the desert.

Oh, you saw it. Writing a worm to my job. It's dude Man, I fucking love doing dude. I'm in season season. Was it good? No, I haven't seen doing two yet Oh, I thought you went and saw it. No So what did you see the rest of the dunes? So I have seen so far. I went to go see because Natalie I have seen so far. I went to go see because Natalie, my intrepid wife, she did not want to join me yet on the Dune experience because I try to show her David Lynch's Dune. That's been in the theater. So that's what you saw. I did see that. But I also saw the new Dune, the Denise Villanueva Dune in the theater as well. So I saw both in the theater. It's not Dennis, it's Denise.

It's Dune. It doesn't matter what he does. It doesn't matter his name. I'm just curious. I just need to know. No, no, because it's not more deep. It is not Ousil, the base of the tower. I do not care. The Golden Path, Denise Dennis. If he's Dennis. All right, the golden path. Denise Dennis

If it's if he's Dennis Villeneuve, then he's not a fancy director. So I'm pretty certain it's Denise Denise But I think it's because it's got it. It's got an exclamation. It's got a Denise. It's got a It's a thing but this is what I'm realizing. All right, because like I'm ready now. I'm preparing my body spiritually Natalie wasn't ready to watch duneune I finally showed her sexy new dude by Denise right she wouldn't you watched it um and she was awake for all of it okay so she did see all of it they build in that alarm clock and the movie sounds like it's super crazy all right so I stayed up are you a wife who is asleep at his time for the sleeper to awake it welcome to side stories? I'm Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larsen. Hello. How are you? Good they're good. They're good, but doing is gets coming in hot

Mm-hmm. We're gonna be talking to a very special guy this week It's got a lot to do with doing will some to do with oh really? I'm we're gonna be peppering him with questions about doing I'm hyped up I got my rude doon. I'm hyped up. I got my Rude Duners ready to rise up. Yeah. Have you ever seen any of the Dunes? I saw the New Dune,

and I've seen the documentary, Jordakowski's Dune. Jadarowski's Dune, which is the best. Yeah, that was my favorite of the Dune movies. Because that was what it should have been done. It technically would show that Alejandro Daderowski, controversial filmmaker who made the Holy Mountain, where he tried to make George Harrison wash his own butthole for three minutes.

But he refused, which is why Alejandro Jadarowski had to put himself in the movie. But he made a thing called Jadarowski's Dude that was showing all of his plans for this. Basically, we thought- Looks like the coolest movie ever. He invented the summer blockbuster before that wasn't even a thought. Well, no, I mean, Jaws was before that. No, Jaws invented the summer blockbuster. But what he was going to do, that ended up being a giant summer blockbuster. He came up with this concept of stack casting it.

Yeah. And doing shit like, you know, having Salvador Dali be in it. Like, do all of this like kind of crazy out there celebrities in it mixed with high, high, high, high, high budget. His job was still working on a limited budget. Yes. And so like, because he can never was,

because I know that Spielberg was never happy with how the shark looked. Well, you know, it kept breaking. Yeah. The shark kept breaking. And then that's actually what made the movie good. If the shark worked, it would have been a much worse movie Absolutely, which is why he put so much shark in Schindler's list. Yes, which I'm glad he got bumped up

It was a great movie having him come up in a nowhere and eat Hitler at the end was one of my favorite surprise endings to a film Sorry a spoiler alert. That's how Schindler's list ends. Yeah shark you titler. Yeah, you're gonna need a bigger camp The Shark You, Titler. Yeah. You're going to need a bigger camp. That's what he said. What a great, fake thing. Are you going with Holden to see the new Dune movie? Unfortunately, yes.

But yes, I am going with Holden, of course. Who else is going to go? Natalie was conveniently busy when I was going to go see the David Lynch Dune. Rachel, you want to go see that in theater? And I'll tell you what. Those plans got canceled, though. Yes, I know. Yeah, Natalie's plans got canceled because Julie was supposed to go see that in theater. I'll tell you what. Those plans got canceled though. Yes, I know.

Yeah, Natalie's plans got canceled because Julie was supposed to go. And so her plans got canceled and we had a lovely day together. She still said she was booked. And she wasn't going to make it to the David Lynch's Dune because I will give her credit. She's tried to watch David Lynch's Dune several times, but it's like, it's right when he meets the Fremen. Everybody falls asleep. I don't know why, but,'s like, it's right when he meets the Fremen. Everybody falls asleep. I don't know why, but Kyle McLaughlin is fantastic in it. It made me realize just how much Kyle McLaughlin

is my Paul, Timothy Shambhalama Ding Dong does his best. But honestly, again, he's too fucking skinny. He's too skinny. He's too skinny. I'm looking at his arms. I don't believe him, yeah. He's not trained fighter. He's not a trained fighter.

No. And I'm looking at being like, Timothy Shambhalama Ding Dong. He's too skinny for a walker. He needs, honestly, he should have bulked up. Where's the fuck where's his trainer? You got fucking what's his name? Chris Helmsworth or whatever. He's all jacked up, right? He's gonna fill with HGH and shit. You can check him up He's got plenty of room. I don't know Timothy Shamilema ding dong. He's got shoulders like a net bending He really does. He really does have a net bending shoulders. He needs a fucking body. I feel like they are sharp. He needs less bones, sharp tip shoulders. They call

them. Yes. Yes. Be careful. Yeah. Careful. No, we're near him. But yes, I am excited. I know I'm starting side stories. I'm hijacking for Dune, but tell a spoon Dune. What Natalie, you'll spoon and watch dune you'll hold her She can't deal with how hard I get while I watch do so you have to do with holding I guess But um, I oh Was reminded just how good the David Lynch is doing actually is the new dude is good. It's sexy But we'll see it's an incomplete film

Can I ask a question? Yeah, we have to wait till doing too because that's the one thing I'm watching doing one and all I'm doing is getting a fucking blue balls for the rest of the goddamn story now Is the worm a cock or a vagina? It is a fuck you It's a god on earth and the proprietor of spice, but it's shy who looted but we know the dune is all like You know, it's like an allegory for fucking right? No. The old, the eight books. Absolutely incorrect. Isn't he always talk about it in all the books? He gets hornier after his wife dies. Yes.

Frank Herbert got hornier when his wife died, his editor, he started fucking his other 25 year old editor. He bought a convertible, and that's when it turned into the honored matress, the super women that could control all of society with the power of their vagina muscles Yeah, but that was later on where I'm is the vagina. No, it's a very good. No, it's a guy It's a God itself The worm is the embodiment of a so Arrakis. We can't do this. What are you talking about? I need to learn Arrakis. You don't need to learn but I will force you to Arrakis

Spice on it, right? Yeah, spice is almost important material in the face of the plant on the galaxy the universe is right every day I get up. I check my tomb. He always you always do which is why your piss is orange But the the spikes is what allows intergalactic travel. It also prolongs life It's also how the Benny jester it which is the actual like powerful body group of women that are sort of running the various political machinations behind the same. That is, they, there's no, not this and I is the niest of one of the frame. By the way, love the outfit. Yeah, I love her.

I love her red carpet outfit. She looks like a robot. And apparently it's old. It's like an old outfit. But it's, it's an allegory for oil and about power. Basically, it's about like what happens? Dune is really about when the good guys win and become the bad guys again. And why? And we all look to a superhero or some people look to an Uber Mensch. Like the idea of this this guy, somebody will show up. That will be this perfect combination of like leader and protector and and philosopher

Kang and they will come and they will they will fix all of society and they will make the perfect dictator and that's kind of what Paul Becomes to Understand that's what's happening to him because he could see the future and then so eventually It's about how he's trying to destroy his own path But he doesn't understand the golden path continues on matter what you do Okay, because there's still the children to think of children of Dune number three We have a lot of show to get to today. I don't mean to do this long on well I think it's important. I it's

About doing you saw two Dune movies over the weekend You're letting this go too much You have to fight me because I will just talk about Dune. Talk about it, baby! But the audience is going away. Yeah. We have to. That's true. It's very boring. They're running away. It's true. The movies are awful. But that's the problem, is that the movies inherently are not gonna...

How are they so popular? They're not. They're not. The last one made a lot of money, right? Yeah, but it's only because it's Shemalama Ding Dong and Jason Momoe was in there. Momoe, he's in the new one too, even though we died he's gonna come probably come back in three Johnny Omaha Duncan Idaho Johnny Omaha is his name in the pornography

Dune triple X which is honestly Pretty good. I would take that though. There's a lot of sexual things in doing. There are, there is a lot of sexuality, but it's not all about sex. It's about power and about God, the nature of God. Yeah. I don't know. I'm bored by it. The, uh, my whole life. But this is, this is what I appreciate. I need this out. I need this attitude. Yeah. Yeah. Because I need something to push against. Sandy Star Trek. Dude, it's a Sandy Star Trek. It's way more. It's closer to Star Wars.

Yeah, I would put it. But he was influenced by those things, and he changed it up specifically. It's basically it is showing what happens really. If Sky of Luke Skywalker one, like what really would happen? And it's very interesting. Well, they did win. Yes. But then they show this idea of, like, you know, like they all you happen. And it's very interesting. Well, they did win. Yes. But then they show this idea of like, you know, like they all you have is the Ewoks dancing going like, yeah.

Yeah. And he waves at the ghost of his father. And he goes, bye, bye. You know, he goes to hell, you know, but it's the this is different because it shows that like, no matter who you think is the best guy possible, right, like whoever you think is a hero that's going to fix everything, just the responsibility of putting that on that person's shoulders will inherently corrupt them. Because eventually,

the responsibility because there's too many people you got to make happy at once. I've been reading a lot of Marcus Aurelius as well, which is very interesting about like having an Emperor's view on the world, which is now, you know, being subject to millions of opinions as a person in ancient history. It's actually very similar to what we each all have to deal with just as normal people on the internet every day nowadays. So there's a lot of lessons to be taken from meditations. Okay. Great. Cheers.

I'm doing good. Cheers to dude. I get a lot of help. I saw the Bob Marley movie. Yeah. How was it? It was fine great So now let's um, let's get some news this story. Yeah, yeah, hmm. John. I'm John So this story is fucked up. This is a good one was I there was some good supplementary material on this on lawn crime The YouTube channel that I like a lot. Okay. Now Denali Bremmer is Not a good person now

She believed that she would receive millions for recording a murder for a person that she met on the internet She's now been sentenced to 99 years for this but her part in the murder because she did not actually pull the trigger So this is all fucked up. So is she she's not the killer. She's the person who talked them into killing She was with three juveniles. So Denali Bremmer pleaded guilty to first degree murder in connection with the death of 19 year old Cynthia Hoffman Son Cynthia Hoffman was her quote unquote best friend and she had a learning disability So I actually think in the end it's like she thought it was it would be Easier I think that's why she chose this person as her victim. Now, this is five years ago now.

It's so this happened in 2019. This all happened because Denali Bremer met this and convinced four other teenagers to help her. Uh, but she is because she had met this quote unquote, multi-millionaire from Kansas, just named Tyler. You got to get a full name. Yeah. My big thing is about a multi-millionaire from Kansas, just name Tyler. You got to get a full name. Yeah. My big thing is about a multi-millionaire.

You think it's a fight club thing? Yeah. I also think that in places like Kansas, maybe I'm wrong, multi-millionaire, you might have heard something about this person. Or they might have some kind of paper trail. At least you could look up their name. Yeah. And see what their business is. Well, you don't have a last name. You should get. At least you could look up their name. Yeah. And see what their business.

Well, you don't have a last name. You should get one. Before you agree to do a murder. Yeah. For money. Because this guy who was also, what I love is that in the footage of people talking about these, all of the people involved in this,

is they keep using the term not sophisticated. Which is legalese for everybody's dumbest shit. And they've left a pile, just piles and piles and piles and piles of evidence. Yeah. Instant messenger is just you're just leaving it. You're just leaving evidence. You're just writing it. And if you delete it, they can find it.

So it's very, very easy. So now Tyler obviously was not a man named Tyler. He was a looser by the name of Darren Sch Darren Schillmiller who was a 25 year old worse last name it's cuz It's I think there's a paradox because it's like guys that have really bad last names are always gross But you notice like hot women sometimes have really stupid last names. Yeah, like it was like Molly Like gumper men. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like like technically she's like like attractive. Yeah, like what's her name?

Remember, you know, shea business shea business her last name where her first name is your business She's an absolute utter psychopath. She beheaded her boyfriend shit, but on a good day She'd be kind of attractive her name is yeah, she a Taylor shea business Okay, Taylor she was a psychopath. Yeah, I feel like it's just because I'm inherently, you know, like- You're just attracted to psychopaths. She's not attracted. Not all the time, but if she had makeup on,

if she wasn't in a jumpsuit, she might be attractive. And then when you find out what she did, she'd get you in there. You'd get close. That's when she attacked the attorney, her own attorneys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She business was Taylor Shabizness. We have to cover this in depth because this lady-

Bad for her business. Yes, yes. She is insane. She is really, really, yeah. She business was Taylor's business. We have to cover this in depth because this lady, yes, yes. She is insane. She is really, really, uh, yeah, but she did decapitate a guy. Too much girlfriend. Yeah. That's a problem. You've got too much girlfriend. You've got to be able to handle it. Honestly, it's impressive to decapitate a man. It is. It really is. So on June 2nd, 2019, Denali Bremmer and this group, so she got three other, there was a four, there was three other minors and one other that was treated as an adult.

Okay. Their group, they lured this poor lady out to Thunderbird Falls, saying they were going to go on a hike. And then she was bound with duct tape all around her face. Then she was shot in the back of the head and her body was dumped in the river. But they took up all of these pictures of this. Cause, so what this guy, Darren Schillmiller, was looking for. They filmed it or they took pictures? Both.

He was looking for proof that they would murder somebody and he would get the proof. He would get this so-called snuff film and then he would pay all of these people $9 million. Some films are expensive, but they're not $9 million. It's also like $9 million is just not, it's just not gonna happen. Yeah.

It's never gonna happen. You're not gonna, this is from Indiana to, well, they're from Kansas. Kansas, $9 million is a stadium. You know what I mean? Like you're not going to do it. You're not going to get that money, especially all the way to Alaska. But that's not where it ended. So like, see, this person is extremely, extremely, I do believe that Denali Bremmer was on her way to doing a bunch of fucked up shit. This girl that she murdered,

viewed herself as her best friend. And this was, and she was mentally handicapped. So partially, I think it was this concept of I can get away with this much easier. Each one of the her accessories to the murder were also promised like 500 grand, 750 grand. And I was like, this is just the type of money that it just exists as a concept to these guys. So just this idea of it saying around because like, look at Denali Bremer. What's she doing with $9 million? Hope it's going as a concept to these guys. So just this idea of it staying around because like look at Denali Bremer. What's she doing with $9 million? Hope it's going to Sephora.

No. Because she does need a makeover. But she's got a big face. It is, but it's just, it's a bad face. Yeah. But of course now you, you know. I think she's not the worst part about it. I think she's gonna do great in prison.

I, you know, she has to now now she's gonna be there for 99 years But one of the worst things too is that Schill Miller was trying to get many things So he also she was also booked on Child pornography cases same thing with Schill Miller with a Schill Miller was looking for her to make child pornography Like to make it like sex videos with young kids and then send Them to him which she did as well. So she was ramping. Oh, yeah, she did a bunch of fucked up shit She's gonna be jail. Did she get paid for those? No Then why would you escalate to the murder because sometimes you got to do spec work? Yeah, you know, yeah many scripts

We send in for free It's like you can kind of see how it lines up. We have to do a lot of stuff, especially as the artist We have to eat a lot of crown and that's what that is in the way of crime. Wow. I've I can't believe this So what they do? So show Miller is also now he has also been sentenced He is he's guilty to conspiracy. He what did he get? He also I believe got life in prison. Okay. Um, But the caitin macintosh was the kid that was in you actually pulled the trigger Okay, um right now with the their their trial is pending Caleb layland who told police that he thought he would get 500 grand for letting bremer use his vehicle as part of the killing

Uh pleaded guilty to murder in the second degree for letting Bremer use his vehicle as part of the killing, pleaded guilty to murder in the second degree. It's part of a plea agreement. His sentence is scheduled to begin in June, and the other adolescents, their stuff is all wrapped up because you can't, you don't report on juvenile crimes. Interesting. Yeah, so it is like, this is Anchorage. What I did love is that the mayor of Anchorage, he had the fucking balls to come out and be like, now Alaska's not known for murder. And it's like, there's been fair. And you're like, bro, yeah, it's because they can't find the bodies, dude. 64,000 people, like a year ago missing in Alaska.

Also, one of the most popular television shows in the world right now is about murder in Alaska. And it's literally what the entire show is about, about how prevalent now is about murder in Alaska. It's literally with the entire show is about The murder rates are in Alaska. Yes, I do feel like the ending kind of took a hard right, but you whatever I liked it people like it. You're lively. It was very hitchcock How I Can't get I can't say how because then I'm spoiling it for anyone who hasn't seen it Imagine there's a world. Uh-huh. We're audiences death Okay, can we bleep it or something? No. Oh, all right. Well, I mean it just ended up not being supernatural. Yes Yeah, that's angering. I thought that was cool. I hate that. I like that. I want ghosts

Do well, they don't exist Well, they don't exist. I'm fucking believable. All right, well, that's that's one sad story. Here's another sad story. I'm just gonna quickly I'm not gonna even get into it because you go check out. I didn't have any jokes about that. No, no, no, of course not. It's like, so this is about Ruby Frankie. I just if you want another just ruin your day. Jimmy, give me some of those.

Give me some of those. All right, so Julie, Ruby Frankie was a bitch who ran a YouTube channel called Eight Passengers. She was arrested for aggravated child abuse under Utah law. And now it just was today, what the 20th was sentenced to 60 years in prison for four counts of child abuse. Oh my God.

Because they threw the book at her what she needed. So what did she do? Ruby Frank worked with a woman named Dr. Jody Hildebrandt, who's also probably going to be covered by last podcast on the left sometime soon, who was this sort of like therapist family doctor person. They're all of the LDS faith. Everybody's a Mormon and they... Why is that still legal?

It's because the normal Mormons are fine. The Normans. The Normans are fine. You know what I mean? Like a lot of them obviously it's like of the religion as a whole has its issues. But like, you know, most Mormons are just kind of like

I G shucks. I'm trying. I I'm not fucking my wife that much, you know, I mean like Mormon they want you to do but like these guys were they So some place underneath and Natalie especially is I'm not gonna go as far as I say obsessed but close With the idea of family vloggers like Like these guys that she calls family exploitation. It's her dune. Yes. But the idea of people posting their family to social media to make money.

And they say a bunch of advice, kind of out their fucking asshole. And they just kind of make shit up. But this person, Ruby Frank, under the, I guess the guidelines of Dr. Jody Hildebrand literally tortured her children. Like not even, that's not even like exaggeration. She'd have been tied them up.

They were tied up, they were starved. They were forced to sleep outside. They were forced to stand up for days. Did she put it on YouTube? She was forced to do will. No, she put that on. She was mostly this kind of soft, vaguely attractive, normal Mormon mom that was paired

in making content with this lady, Jody Hildebrandt, who's actually like the true fucking, the actual evil woman, even though this woman is also evil, but the other woman is the double evil one. Yeah, yeah. This woman's evil and an idiot. The other person's evil. Truly evil. But they created a thing together called connections.

Jody Hildebrandt and her, and it was just kind of like loose influencer, kinda Mormon goop mixed with relationship advice, mixed with relationship advice, mixed with family advice and all this stuff. The idea is that you would like, you know, spray the kids with pepper spray, put cayenne pepper in their food,

like do all these kind of like weird fucked up direct punishment things because like, I don't know why, but basically to bring back capital punishment for children. And the idea that helps kids like, she went viral for it. Ruby Frank herself went viral for a period of time because she posted about how her daughter's responsibility,

her daughter was like young. And it was her daughter's responsibility to make a lunch before going to school and she forgot. And so she went to school with no food and teacher called home and said, hey, your daughter has no food today. You know, will you pay for her to get lunch? And she said, no.

She said that that was her responsibility. She can go hungry. And so then she made a video defending herself, which obviously she got read to filth across the board, because that's not what you do. No, you got to feed children. It's just food. And you don't really need to treat every child

like they are in a super max prison. No. Because I feel like that's gonna make an Andrews Bravick. It's gonna make something bad. Yeah. Even as far as a Stephen Miller it could make. And when you overfeed your children, you get us. But again, food is love.

That's what I learned from young age. Food is love. And yes, does that make me sort of have an unhealthy attachment to food at some points? Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's what I learned from young age food is love And yes, does that make me sort of have a health unhealthy attachment to food at some points? Yes, sir Yeah, but at least it's food and not crank. God. I love feeding people. I love to feed people. I love to eat I love the physical sensation of heating eating. I was trying to explain to Natalie. I went to my Literally eating or shitting. Oh, buddy I like eating more. I think so.

I like eating more because like I was about to say like shitting because that's time for me, but then I also, when I piss, I sit down. Really? Yeah. You don't pee standing up anymore? When I want to. Really?

When I'm amongst men. Yeah? Like if I go to a man area or a concert. In the middle of the night though? You're sitting? Yeah, I pee, no, I pee. I stand up and pee. Yeah. Because what I do is I go in the complete dark and I just pee of the night though. Yeah, I'll pee. No, I pee. I stayed up and pee. Yeah, because what I do is I go in the complete dark and I just

pee till I hear water. Yeah. I just searched it for it. You might as well just keep your eyes closed. Yeah, it doesn't really matter. But yeah, but I'm pretty good at getting to the water. I got a nightlight. You should try it.

What do you mean? I ate a little light that you put in the socket. I was like, I put in those glow strips inside the toilet. Yeah. I mean, if you had a green nuclear toilet, that's something I could see you wanting. Yeah. Yeah.

That's awesome. Secret of the ooze. Oh, oh, secret of the poos. Yeah. My, my shits are glowing, Natalie. My shits are glowing. So Ruby Frank, Dr. Jody Hildebrandt, she's going to go on, um, they are gonna do something with her.

She's going on trial at some point, but Ruby Frank completely pleaded guilty across the board. And they're gonna feed her to death now or? I don't think so. I think that she, she is trying to show remorse. She is throwing Dr. Jody Hildebrandt completely under the bus. She's saying I was under the hold of this, this megalomaniac. Doesn't matter. No, I don't think it matters. Yeah, it doesn't matter You did it whether you were you're dumb enough to you to get under the hold then you fuck

But sometimes you do have to understand I I I dealt with this a lot when we were doing very serious in Scientology and dealing with how a man by the name of Michael Rinder is The like the one him and Leah Remini run that show together. They had a podcast together. They did go and clear, they did all that kind. But Mike Rinder, and before all of this was the fucking head of the Scientology Gestapo.

Like he was the head of their punishment brigade. And he didn't flip until it was coming for him. And so there for a while, like I do get upset kind of on this idea that, well, you get to make money now. I know that you're apologizing. You're apologizing and you're trying to make it right. So on that hand, I believe in rehabilitation. I believe that you can get better.

I believe that you could do shit and change. But you still, there are consequences to what you do. Which is kind of, I think what he got was personal consequences. I think that his life fell kind of I think what he got was personal consequences I think that his life fell apart and I think that he has to hang out with Leah remedy all the time Leah remedy sounds lovely. She does sound lovely. I want to be around there and obviously I have the Kevin James is fucking Hankering for her. Oh, she's beautiful. Yeah, of course Yeah, any fat dumpy man from Queens when you look at King of Queens, you're like, that's the fuck and life

Yeah, that right there're like, that's the fuck and life. Yeah. That, right there. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, you can get an attractive woman even though you're a big fat stupid idiot. But that's just called, that's called television. And then what you need to do actually is be very funny, and then you just wait for a beautiful woman to be treated poorly for a long time and then you get in there. Mm-hmm.

Is that how we got married? What, you and Julie? Oh, you and me. Yeah. Yep. Which one? Which one is the hot chick? We got married. What, you and Julie? Oh, you and me. Yeah. Yep. I'm like, which one? Which one is the hot chick?

But yes, that is a yes. So we'll get to this. But let's do some place underneath stories on this. This is like, because it goes much deeper. It's just absolutely fucked. And you know, these LDS people keep doing these offshoots between, you know, something like this, between the lady who poisoned her husband

and wrote the book about it between that and the fucking, you know, Lori Vallow and that whole storyline, all of these like little minor LDS mini-cults are very dangerous. Yeah. And you gotta be careful. I mean, poison your husband, that's one thing,

but when you abuse a child, that's a whole other. That's all I ever hear, poison the husband, who cares? Yeah. That's all I ever hear your husband. That's one thing but when you abuse a child. That's a whole nother. It's all I ever hear poison the husband Who cares yeah, that's all I ever hear. Yeah Cuz we're disposable aren't we we are there's so many extra dudes out there It's true, but I am in therapy for this. Yeah, you have to remember We're not this is why you're a therapy one of the many reasons One of the many many many reasons of all you therapists. Who's your favorite? I? Love this little tiny man I've invented

that I speak to every day. Because you know what I love about mini Henry? So he's always like, you're right, Henry. And I love that guy. Like when he comes out and I am, I'm going to be like, what should I do? Should I set fire to the neighborhood? And like I look over and get a little can of gasoline.

And I've just been like, yes, tiny Henry. You're incredible. But yes, that's a horrible story. And then we have one. So one more horrible story, which was the Oh, not horrible. Okay. One of my favorite storylines, obviously, for a lot of us. We all love the true ascendancy, and we all rooted for Rachel Dola's all. Yes. As a country, everybody did. I know. We all did.

I kind of liked her. Well, that's your opinion, and you're allowed to have that. Yeah. Side Stories LPO TL, GMA.com. But Rachel Dola's all Chicago. What happened now? I don't know what happened. This is just an example. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Obviously, good. No, good. First of all, I want to just explain that this is another way for the white establishment to come after a black woman in society. And I can't fucking believe how dare they treat Rachel Dolezal, a black woman, this way. Alright, Rachel D'Aulazal, who now goes by the name Inkeche Diallo. Yeah. Yeah, she lost her job with the Catalina Foothills School District because they found her OnlyFans.

Now, I've seen her OnlyFans. Oh my god, her art page is about to fucking give my computer a virus. Yes, I have done research. Oh, you subscribe? No, I don't do. I don't have a only fans account. Well, how do you, how do you see it? If you don't, you just do that. The Googling, do the fucking talk and my friend Rachel Dolezal. Look it up right now. Rachel, I've seen a blurred picture. Get to the, there's unblered. Oh yeah. Yeah, you can look at it right here only fans. You know, I bring it up on this She's big breasts

Yeah, I mean she's just showing her this is just yeah, she's just straight up showing her butthole But you know like again, this is what she's had to do because historically Black women in this country don't make as much as white women. All right So that's what she's had to do now with those of you choice that- That's the choice that she made. That's the choice that she made. And I obviously, I'm getting a lot of problem, I'm already hearing the feedback and people like already being upset, but I want you to understand I'm with you.

I'm just as angry about what they did to Rachel Dola's all as anybody else. And I do think that she needs to be put in front, I don't know where she needs to go. I don't know, what's the good job for her? They found her only for- Well, I think it's great. I mean, it's fine job. I think this is great advertisement for her only in fans. But what people don't talk about with only fans is the taxes. Tax is extremely difficult. Really? Yes, it's hard to put it all together, especially if you have multiple streams of income.

It's extremely difficult. Unless you're making that bank bank bank. She might be making that money. She's making good money. Well, I know she finally is she changed your only fans name back to Rachel doze she had to probably for legal reasons because but also that's great for I don't know why she was using the other name because who gives a fuck about Nakeke Diallo I think the reason why she changed her name Eddie is so that she could further show people that she's a black lady. Now, for those of you that don't know, Rachel Dolezal was is white. Yeah. Now, Rachel Dolezal is under fire in 2014, accused of misidentifying herself as black while serving as the head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington.

Now, this is that's really the issue, because she was a prominent civil rights leader, an African Studies professor And I do have She was still teaching black women struggle African American art history African history She was continuing to lie to another university Well, I mean about being black well She was teaching just because you're teaching it doesn't mean you have to be it right? But if you change your name to in catch a diablo, if I showed up as Ken Kenbe Zabundo,

what would you say? Like, if I, look at the haircut, she's got the beehive haircut, but I get it. I understand. Rachel D'Olazal came from a very troubled background. Her teaching name was Rachel D'Olazal. It was? It was. No, not at the university. She at the she changed her name to Inquete Giadillo to get the job at the Catalina Foothills School District Oh famously a white woman pretending to be a black woman who has an only fans And so it is just a difficult that doesn't make you a bad person But it makes you not maybe do number one candidate for your local community college teaching position Unfortunately, because I actually don't think that being an only fans model got anything to do with you being a teacher Except for the fact it might be difficult. I don't know if the if everybody's jerking off to you

I mean, how do I deal with it? I don't know. Everybody's fucking jerking off to me. How does anybody pay attention to me? I go to the DMV everybody's fucking bone enough. No one looks at my face Everyone's just looking at my fucking body Everybody's just thinking about what it'd be like to get my ankles up in the air and fucking be face deep my muff. All right? And I understand that. But what am I going to do about that? That's just how I'm born. That's just what I, and all the work that I've put into look like this. Yeah. I just, you know, I always have a soft spot for her because at least she was trying to do good. It's, it's just the, it's the the hubris. I know. She is an idiot.

It's more of that. It's just more, and we're all confused. No one knows what to do because, yes, it's just, you know, when you just go deeper into Enkeche D'Alo, that's what's hard. That's what's hard, is if she just stayed Rachel, or just like, you know, Sally, don't let's all change it up a little bit. I mean if you change your name to what would you say?

And chembeze a bundle. I'd be proud of you Oh, man, I think it'd be bad for the show. This is it. But yes, this is Like yeah, but you have to think about that first. Yeah, because again if I go I want you to be you Yeah, if I go to trans racial, I'm not being me. I'm being a black man. You know what I mean? I'm not trans-racial. Trans-racial, I don't know if it is a thing. Sidesores, lpotl, hlgmail.com.

No, it's not a thing. Yeah, I don't think it is. Because I remember I asked these questions back then. And everyone gets mad. And everyone was like, no, you got to stop asking those questions. Everybody's going to be really mad already. Yeah. Just talking about this.

But that's why she's doing it. Maybe I don't know I also find it fascinating because I mean, you know those brains are tight. Yeah, she's got a tight curl I don't know how she gets that she never like but she was really harmed anybody No, not at all and she went through a lot of trauma as a kid and The black people in her family people who took care of her were all black. She identified with him. I under, I utterly, I understand. It's the jerk. It's just, yes, it is the jerk.

It literally is. And so I do understand it's just, it's just a lot. It's just like, it's just if I arrived, like let's say, you know, I, if I did say one day. If you showed up dressed like you were in college. In my Afrocentric phase. Yeah. But I never said I was a black man. No, you didn't. I just wore a nip cap.

Yeah. And I had the dashiki. Yeah. And cowboy boots, which I think helped was a good combo, but I was, because I was 310 pounds. Yeah, it was the only shirt that fit you. I liked my, I liked the look. No one said anything out the time. No. Right? I mean, we made fun of you. Yeah, but it was, but also it was fun. I didn't think you were being racist. No. I was just thinking you looked like ridiculous. No, I just looked, I was always accepted with wide arms from all the people from FAMU. Yeah.

Like they could see because again, it wasn't until later because now I have a knit cap and I put it on and realized, oh, it's not good. Also, I don't have the hair, but I had the hair to fill it. Yeah. So that was cool. Yeah, that's cool. I look cool.

Danny Petrosian gave me that knit hat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he's, he's a beefunk. He's a beefunk. Yeah, there's that. That's how I felt.

Yeah. And then George Clinton pulled me on stage at one time. Yeah, he did. You know, and I got to go from the window to the wall. Yeah, that was fun, man. Yeah, that's how I felt. Yeah, and the George Clinton pulled me on stage at one time. Yeah, he did, you know And I got to go from the window to the wall. Yeah, that was fun, man. Yeah, I love this bird of my brain Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah, so you should I'm just saying I stick I'm sticking I I love black people and I want them to thrive Yes, you know, and I just like their look. You know what it is, is like in all like seriousness, is like, you can't be in charge.

No. You can only help. Yes. You can hang out. That's the thing. I think that's what her real crime is. It's also just a lot of. It's also just a lot of.

All joking aside. Truly. And in reality, it's the idea of like, oh, you get to choose our identity when you are, when it's good for you and not when you got to actually have a more privileged growing up as a white person. Even though like technically, Rachel Dolezal had a horrible childhood, but it's still that idea of like there were implicit things that you don't have to deal with that I have, I would have to deal with as a black person. And I can see why they're extremely upset about that, especially if you got a job that you probably

took from a black person, pretend because you're pretending to be a black. Yeah, that's that's the issue. That's the main issue Yeah, and then but and and it's the hair Yeah, the hair. I think the hair, but if you had otherwise Good honor. Yeah, you know, I guess We're supposed to I I'm trying to figure out because this next story Yes, I might get an even more. She's got a podcast. Wow, what an accomplishment. Wow. No way.

I'm taking that all back. Now, I'm going to compare this to this next story. And I know that this is going to get me more in trouble, but I'm just like, imagine me, right? Just before you, you're angry with me. Just just to just think about what it's like looking from here out. Right. Um, most of my life is aliens, serial killers. Yeah. And esoteria. Right. Well, that's what I read a lot about. I'm currently reading through all of John Keel's books about going all the various

humanoid encounters. And this is like, that's what I read normally at home. So when it comes to certain social things, I don't always understand. But I'm open, you know. So I'm not going to directly compare Rachel Dolezal to the adult baby community. But I might. Yeah. In a way that it's a it is a costume. And it just change how people Yeah. In a way that it's a, it is a costume and it just changed how people maybe receive you. Yeah. Right? And this is a story that is, it's interesting because if everybody's an adult, where's the crime? I don't know. So this is, this came about, this is in New Hampshire, decidedly an anti-baby state. Yeah. Because the zoning board has denied an application

for a quote unquote diaper spa in Atkinson. You know, you don't put diaper in the name of your business. Well, I'm down with the diaper in the business. It's the spa. Because all I imagine is that, because it's for people to dress as adult babies and they wear they wear diapers and I do believe and this is another one of those I'd love to get an email on this side stores LP ot lgmail.com

I've got received mail from the adult baby diaper lover community the ABDL community. Yeah Um, I have received information from them. So I know it's not all sexual But I do want to know just poo poo in the, is that separate from just hanging out in the diaper? Like is the poo poo time in the diaper and the pee pee time in the diaper, is that a separate afternoon than just hanging out? Do you immediately change it or do you sit in it for a while? I don't know. I'd love to know. SideStoriesLPOTLGmail.com. That's a great question. The reason why I don't like a diaper spa is that if it's a poo poo afternoon, that that shit is going to get steamed. I'm just putting it here.

We're all now sitting in your poo poo. We're in a disinterimist. They're probably there. They like it. But babies don't go to spas. That's one thing. Not anymore. They never do.

No, not things that fucking Biden. It's too hot. Not anymore. They never do. No, nothing should have fucking Biden. It's too hot. I can't believe. I, why can't why baby relax? I'm trying to see me here. I'm trying to get a massage. Yeah, fuck it. Baby, put a baby in a sauna.

Baby's gotta figure it out. Baby needs to get gains. Baby does not figure anything out. Baby gets sauna. Baby gets cold punch. Cold punch. Get it cut, man. You gotta get the hydrochlorate some. You got to get the hydrochlorates up

No, you got a good fucking we gotta build up it. I want my baby to look like a little Joe Rogan I want to be covered in veins. He does look like a baby. He does huge nipples. Yeah Yeah, but the this town the Adkinson town hall they it was a three-hour meeting where there's apparently a long discussion Now this came from a place on this this lady Colleen Murphy She applied to run this diaper spa out of her home on Pope Road. Now, what she's saying is that the community members raise safety concerns. But I have a new business in the neighborhood referencing park playgrounds because they are trying to connect the adult baby diaper lover community to pedophilia,

which is actually it's not. It's not. So if you're the baby, then it's... Then, yeah, that's... You're allowed. So Colleen Murphy... Even if you masturbate and you're the baby, that's not... Absolutely not. You're right. You're right. You're creating fun scenarios. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all stuff that we'd have.

A lawyer might have to think about one day. There is no pedophilia in that. No. But finally, a baby you could shake. Exactly. You could shake the shit out of Gary. Yeah. I mean, you can shake the fucking shit out of Deirdre, the 42 year old baby. But this is what this person is saying is that what they are opening this diaper spa is not sexual in nature. That is for people that have experienced PTSD, intense trauma, and they want to go regress. She's saying that when you go to this places and you're like it is a

wonderful form of Therapy she says you go in and it's clean and they will have They have baby music like go go got baby shark. Yeah, it's probably playing pretty good. Um, just saying like rattle I got baby shark. Yeah, it's probably playing pretty good. Um, just saying like rattle. But it's like, this is a therapy, right? This is as long as the people change their diaper. Once they go to the bathroom in their diaper, then it should be allowed. According to Colleen Murphy, this is that you're supposed to go. It helps them process. A lot of times at childhood trauma, when they were in diapers, we're just getting out of diapers and they want to feel that safety they had before that. So you go to diaperspot.com and find out, you know, they have burping things. They got things

that you can do mommy tummy sessions or were you cuddle with somebody and diaper. Yeah, the diaperspot.com. And it was like, this was a nursery spa care. So you would go through it and you'd get your bottom wiped. You would get your your your dick and balls or your vagina powdered and you'd get that you do. It was all decorated look like a baby's nursery and small beds. They said that they pumped in the smell of warm cookies. You could still like book You could still like book or actually virtual dates. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it's very much open I ended up on a B D L match comms the dating site for for adult baby diaper lovers He's done date But adults do dresses babies, but they have to be put together in a playpen Wouldn't they want someone to be a mommy or a daddy? I don't know. I think a lot of times they just want baby. Yeah. I think they just want baby. But now this woman is trying.

Baby on baby. That's gross to me. It is gross. It should be gross. But not if everybody's got a mustache. Dr. Colleen Ann Murphy was a trained and licensed medical doctor. So this is the first one of these. And so, but I can see why people are freaking out. Right. Because they have this idea that it's, it's super weird. And it's like, you know, it's one of those things where it's like, if you're an adult baby diaper lover, I'll hang out with you. You know what I mean? I'll

hang out. I would prefer to not hear a crinkle. You know what I mean? Like, if I know you're if I know you're because I call it packing. If you're packing now, like, maybe separated, I don't know. Is that how some people need diapers? That's not what I'm saying. But if someone who needs a diaper and you hear a crinkle, are you going to get upset? No, of course not, because they're not. But if they want the diaper, then you're mad. If you're doing it for fashion, I want to have a conversation before we go out to eat. Yeah.

If you're doing it for like, if you're doing it because you're in therapy and you want to be treated as a baby, it's going to be difficult to go to the beer barn. Well, you shouldn't be allowed to go to the beer barn. You're underage. Exactly, because you're a little baby. Yeah. But I think that we're going to, I'm already, I can hear the emails. I got a lot of corrections this week.

We're going to be also talking about an Andrews Brevitt too. I got a lot of corrections this week, but I want to show you I'm open. Yeah. I'm open to change. I'm open to change. I'm open to learn. But I wonder because they, they adult baby diaper lover thing is just very specific. This should be in Vegas. Oh yes.

Not New Hampshire. Not New Hampshire. They're not open to my Vermont, even over New Hampshire. Vermont's just, it's super liberal. Yeah. Like that's the only place where you could deal. You go to be a lesbian who shoots people this woman's only crime is Location I would say that's the biggest issue. Yeah. Yeah. If you yeah, San Francisco Florida all the adults are in diapers everybody. Yeah, they might all make it cool

Yeah, and it's like but this was also found on the Libs of tiktok accounts So they were obviously being made fun of so like that's why in one hand I do understand and y'all know you adult baby people, you know people do make fun. But at the same time I understand that if it comes from your drama, you do whatever the fucking is you do gotta do. I don't give a shit. You know what I mean?

Also if it's inside four walls, right? If you don't put the adult baby diaper spa in the lobby of the AMC, I'm not going to see it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like then you can do whatever you want. I also like you can wear a diaper out if that's what you need to do. But I do feel like it's one of those. If you're openly poop-o-ing, you should give people heads up.

Because I feel like everybody would like not be super into it. So you have to think about everybody else. It's like why the guy with the gym suit was- What if they just called it an exclusive bathroom? Family? Go to family bathroom. Family bathrooms. I'm not even worried about the bathroom issue. No, I'm just saying if you call the whole place a bathroom.

I mean, yes, it's gross, but I'm trying to find a loophole for this. No, they're trying to say it here. They're trying to say it's normal. That is what they're trying to say. I mean, it's not normal. It's not normal. But it's it is. It's allowed. It's allowed. But it's not normal. It's just what's normal. What's normal? Not this close. Act of your age. You mean fucking, oh, you mean office, the suffocating office culture and capitalism. Yeah. Yeah, that is normal I don't want to go there either. No

What's your most abnormal inner thought you think mind? What's the thing that you think that you have that nobody else has? I mean I dream about killing people all the time This is great. This is really those dreams though. Yeah, those are dreams. Those dreams. I don't just faint when I wake up. I'm like, I'm not happy. I had the dream. No, not at all. Yeah, those those are technically their nightmares. Great. Yeah, that's good to see you should lead with that. Yeah, it's nightmares, but killing people. Yeah. Oh my god, man. I don't know what is I mean, I learned recently that picking your nose causes Alzheimer's. I pick my nose and that's-

What do you mean it causes Alzheimer's? Cause you put a bunch of bacteria up in your nose, apparently. And it's called, and it's like a root cause of Alzheimer's. Like 91% of the people who have Alzheimer's pick their nose. They change science every day. They really do. They just say stuff.

I mean, that's the whole science, yeah. That's the whole reason the of scientists. I don't know if that's real. I think you've just made so many people upset. Growing body of evidence shows that damaging the lining of your nose because bacteria and viruses is a clear pathway to the brain where they create some of the pathologies of Alzheimer's disease. Well, that's not good. No, do you pick your nose? No, really? I mean, I pull. How do you get it out? I'll pull. Yeah, I do. Well, yeah, I do pick my nose. Yeah, sure. But I don't eat it. You just have to wash your, I didn't the way out. I'll pull. Yeah, I do. Well, yeah, I do pick my nose. Yeah, sure. But I don't eat it. You used to have to wash your...

I didn't say I ate it. I said I picked my nose. You wash your hands first, though. Now, from now on, you have to... If you're going to pick your nose, you got to wash your hands first. I was... There was a tool. There is... There are tools.

But I mean, like a stick. Yes! What? They have little scoops and shit. There's no booger scoops. Yeah, and you're supposed to use it for your ears, too, because Q-tips push your earwax in. Booger scoops? I have them, but I've never used them. I feel like the only way you'd have a booger scoop is that you'd be using it for fucking cocaine. This is for babies.

That's just, that's a water tube. That's what my father uses to get his earwax on. This is what should be at the baby spa. See, this would be nice at the baby spa. You can go, you can clear out, clear it out. There are earwax and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, this is nice. These are just babies. And this is all just baby nasal aspirin. Sucking out. There is no such thing as a booger spoon.

I mean, I have, I've got to show you what I got. I don't have it with me, but I'll bring it tomorrow. You just got to stop, right? It's all these little, you have to show and tell. Yeah, that's cute. Okay, that's cute. Julie bought it for me for Christmas. There it is.

That's how bad it was? She bought me the ears thing because she wanted me to stop using Q-tips. Say I love Q-tips, I love how they feel. They feel so good, I'm never gonna stop. I was trying to explain to Natalie about how like it's that feeling. And I went to go eat in my absolute favorite restaurant

in the world, just place called Gun Show in Atlanta. And they made this chicken liver candy bar., that I've been a lot of liver lately God it was so I almost cried and I was trying to explain to her that my horniness for food We were talking about this before about the connection of food and overeating food is love Yeah, is that it's a it is horny like the feeling I feel about food is horniness Yeah, but it's not horniness like I don't get hard It's satisfaction. No, no, I don't get hard when I thank God like if I did it all that's so annoying I'd be fucking a sandwich. Yeah, it's like I but I do feel it is a horniness

When I'm eating the food like it's it turns my my system on Mm-hmm, you know, yeah, I mean, yeah, there's feeders. There's the gainers and all that stuff I'm not a feeder or a gainer because that's still sexual. Yeah. yeah, I mean yeah, there's feeders there's the gainers and all that stuff I'm not a feeder or a gainer because that's still sexual. Yeah. Yeah, I believe Sexual arousing involving food is arguably the most social acceptable form of paraphernalia But I'm not into this idea of like I don't like food and sex. I think that's gross You know put like whipped cream on the body. No, no, it's gross do that either. No because then it smells Yeah, it's such a get smells like old milk either. No, because then it smells. Yeah. It starts to get smells like old milk.

And then you get all sticky and stuff. And I'm covered in hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not sexy. You are the food. I'm the food. You're the food. Me the food.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, speaking of me being the food. All right, so I think we've done enough on the A, hopefully get some answers from our diaper people. They're not gonna allow this spot to happen anytime soon. I've looked it up. They've, they're shutting down. They pulled all the permits.

We'll see what happens. They're going to take it. There's the, they've already been talking about taking it to the Supreme court. But they seem busy. Yeah. So I don't know if the Supreme court is going to get to it. Adult baby diapers. The brand is crinkles, by the way.

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This is just more companies just looking to get into the adult baby diaper lover market. Yeah. You know, but yeah, that's the thing. I piss a lot the adult baby the diaper lover market. Yeah, you know But yeah, that's the thing I piss a lot babies only piss a little yeah if I'm pissing big Into this like let's say I've just taken my blood pressure medication even old people they pee a little their old prostates all jammed up It's leaking in there much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, or it's just like if you're a lady who's had a baby Sometimes if you have got a vagina your baby something the little leakage comes out too. Yeah. Also the shit every time I piss I get a little bit in the underwear. Yeah. A little bit. The shit I took earlier today that ain't fitting in the diaper. No way buddy. What I did today. Yeah. I ate a

pound of brussel sprouts last night. Really? A full pound? Yeah. Why? That's who fills me up. I ate a pound of brussel sprouts. I ate I had some salmon. I ate a lot. That's what I eat. That's what I eat Did not have carbs so I get full on the vegetables. That's nice But I can't stop the carbs man. I know I made soup and I put rice in it I couldn't help myself double up the veggies and then the veggies get you full and then man my My shite is pushed to the maximum. Yeah. Alright, let's get into this one last story before we get out of here. This was a I was just thankful that this came in last night. You got to really be careful, right with I've never used a

glory hole. Uh huh. The idea of confidently, you know what it is? Is that my gut. They can go ahead and take the word glory out as far as I'm concerned. It's my tragedy hole. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. My main issue is like, and I have the problems with yoga too. I like, I love doing yoga. But I'm a, I've got a big gut.

Mm-hmm. And the thing about yoga, especially if you're doing stuff belly first on the ground, kind of expecting No has not have as big of a gut Yeah, because hard for you to kind of maybe access some of the muscles you're looking at access But my problem with the glory holes is that I can't imagine my dick Going past like I can see my dick. Yeah, but I don't know if it necessarily goes that much farther than my belly I think it's for skinny people glory holes

I'm dying people. Yeah. And so I go up to- Well, it depends on what end you're on, I guess. Oh, man. So I don't, I can't, I never, I can't imagine using one. No. Cause the idea of it is also just

to say you have not known who's on the other side. It's rough. When it's through like a bathroom wall, there's just like metal shards. That's a criminal level of horny that I I am horny. Yeah, but not that one No, you know, but this guy Tony spear Yeah He man again, it's not

funny Yeah, we'll skip it Tony spear It took two men into believing they were talking to a woman online, invited them over to his Toronto home to have an anonymous sex through a hole in a sheet, hanging in a doorway, and then when the second man finally didn't understand what was going on, he pulled the sheet down to find Sphere with a big long wig on, cowering on the ground, and he was arrested. Now, these guys are really upset that this guy made them gay.

Now, he pretended to be late. Right? Which happened? So you go over and like, no victim blaming him. They were lied to. They were lied to. And it's unfair. But. Do you think his response was, she, she.

She. She. She. She. So there go right. They it's just the way all of this goes. So you go to some random woman's house. You think it's a random woman's house?

You're obviously you're hard up, desperate for sex. Something's going on. You've decided this is where I'm at now. You go into this apartment. It is just a sheet with a hole hanging from the door. Yeah, you hear from behind that sheet. Just make yourself comfortable. Well, they said that he didn't talk. He had said something. Yeah, sit down. Okay., I better go. I gotta go watch a Kamala Harris speech. Because I need to go support a woman.

Being a woman myself. Right. So you see the sheets kind of rustling. You're like, all right. And so he said the issue was that they went up to the hole. He was just like, he's just doing that. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick that love. Stick that love between the whole now. Right. And he's just like, all, he's got a stick there. He's taking that loaf, taking that loaf between the hona. Right, and he's just like, all right, you sexy woman.

Puts his erect penis through the thing. He said, originally it starts with oral sex. And you're like, yeah. I still feel like you might, it is still gonna be difficult to tell, but you might could tell the difference between a man and a woman, but I don't know. Or the facial structure of somebody, I don't know.

There's a mustache maybe. Maybe. Stub maybe. Maybe. Stubble. Yeah. This little lady's got stubble. But then, he went straight to the butt. Yeah. So they said they're calling it, and it was also, I never heard of an entrance.

Like, have you ever, you know, ever done it in the butt? Yeah. Now, you know how like, not mine, but theirs. Yes. Yes. No. Hemorr how like, not mine, but theirs. Yes. No. Emirates, you know, yeah. It like it takes a finagling. Yeah. That's the word I use. And or spit.

That's Hebrew for finagling. And also having. There's through sheets No, this uh, so it takes a second you got to work it in But this is all full of Lou B. So it just seems like this guy right so they're like there He's just gonna blow in all of a sudden. He's just like hold on That's time for peace. There's a sound. He didn't put his butt hole, like he did butt sex to the men. Right, the man just had their penis through the hole

and he just went like, like he just got the hole, like he saw the penis jumping up and down and he managed to just catch the tip with the edge of his rims, I guess. And then he just went like, like power bottom his way in. But sucked it up. He but sucked it up. And then he just went like, like power bottom his way in. But sucked it up. He but sucked it up. And it's just kind of wild to me thinking that you could do

that without the full help of the guy behind you, right? I don't know. Like, is that how, I don't know. I was thinking about it, it's like, man, this guy had a crazy gaping hole, right? Which is also like good for him. In terms of like his popularity, me and Raditz. I'm sure there's a lot of lube involved.

There must have been. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But it sounds like it just happened now. This guy, do you think like just like the guy sitting there like with the glory hole and then like lube just like went underneath the sheet? I don't. I actually don't know. And so like how many people did he do this to that are too embarrassed? Not even Like honestly like to report this right because the thing is is that like so the first guy just took it and he left

And he said that he so he got though he got 28 months in prison and later on the first guy was just like Well, that's what I think is that that wasn't exactly how I pictured it He said like they said they were to come over because he set it up. He was like, we're coming over my house for a glory whole scenario. The victims walk into the home. They put their penises inside a hole in the sheet hanging in a doorway. Oral sex was performed. And then it became penetration without warning, which both victims believed was anal. Now, the first time, Moka rejected his fear of testimony that the men were in fact, we were in fact, communicating with a woman named Angela, who had said he had access to his home, right?

I mean, they have just concluded that's fake. He was not talking to Angela because then he's just like these men just arrived in my home and wanted this from me, essentially. Like they just, I guess I, he was- Which is what the sheet up. I always ring a bell for anal. Yeah. Like if we're gonna do it like a ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

So the whole neighborhood knows, you're ready for anal. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Maybe he did that. And then he missed, that was a miss communication. Where did they, I don't understand how they put the sheet, where was the sheet up on? On the door, it's in the doorway. Oh't understand how they put the sheet. What was the sheet up on on the door?

It's in the doorway. Oh, it's just in the door. So it was like open door fucking It was a little side you had to come in the house and then oh in a doorway leading to one of the back rooms was a She with a hole cut in it that he had I I'm going to say maybe date those why are there all these pictures of just a single man? Just a guy alone in front of Mount Rushmore alone in front of the Washington Monument. Are you married? Never. I don't believe in the institution of marriage. And then, uh, yes. And then I guess as it's hard, I'm not saying that, but can you imagine that you're getting your fucking some guys fucking your dick from like with his own butt, right? And the whole time you're just like, here is just something different about this.

Like, you're just sitting there like being like, this shit fucks like a man. This guy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. There is just something. And then you just, and then you pull down the shit. And then he still wore a wig, which is hilarious in

that way. Or you see him be like, oh no, I didn't brush my hair. You mean like, what do you think the wig is going to distract from the fact that you're a naked man that he was making love to from behind? Yeah, but you'd see like balls would be hitting the sheet, you would think. I mean, it depends on how big your balls are. Hmm, interesting. Well, Sphere had no prior criminal record.

He volunteers with his church, and he provides financial support to his parents in Lebanon. He came to Canada over a decade ago to become a pilot. And yeah, he's not that. He says that his attorney blames it on the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. He said that it was difficult. He said the way he put it was, many people during the pandemic had difficulty making personal connections and were creative and now they dealt with it. Mr. Schwerer is here because he committed criminal offenses that negated the ability

of the victims to choose how and who they engaged with. So that's why, again, it is not these men's fault that they made love to this other man in the sheet. You know, I know that they're upset. No. They got lied to. But I am just gonna say this, guys, you know, if you're doing a glory hole scenario, I don't care what it is, I just peeked through the hole.

Yeah. Just give one look. All right. And like, because then you're here and then you can make take the power back. Yeah. Or at least tell them to like put some mail through the holes. I just don't need because it's like so you can see who it's addressed to allow them to make the decision because they're already at the quote unquote glory whole situation. Yeah. And if they're there already, you probably talk them into it. I think that it is not that far of a bridge. I'm surprised that these they actually came forward and said this happened. I think that they were they were just their brains were destroyed. Yeah. I think it was a lot for them. But I think that they realized a lot of stuff at once. You

know what I mean? They're like, how do I get myself into a glory hole like situation? It must have been the COVID-19 pandemic. Yeah. And that's what you can say. Cause that helps you your own brain. It is Craigslist, not Angela's list. Always. There's Jane's list.

Oh, is there? But sell stuff. Oh. That actually sells things. Oh, okay. Kind of mans list that it's all about getting your dick sucked. Throw a hole in a sheet. And if you see the hole in the sheet like because even that's not

really a glory hole situation even this being like this is what we're this is how we're doing this mm-hmm you'd need a sturdy structure yeah that's gonna flap it around yeah she doesn't seem right I know but he was hastily thought out yeah I think at some point I think that Tony's fear was like oh my god these guys are showing up yeah you didn't expect anyone to actually show up. No, maybe not. Yeah. But then he was like, quick thinking, how do I make a glory hole? I got this Jewish marriage sheet. I was playing a ghost for Halloween. No, I'm fucking a guy through a sheet. a ghost for Halloween. Now I'm fucking a guy through a sheep.

Some people ask me, how did I get here? Yeah, so that's a horrible story. And I think it's great. Do you think it's great? Well, I think that it's that's good that we all know what not to do now. Yeah, just straight up. I just suck dick. Yeah. Out in the open. I knew a guy who went to a Craigslist glory hole.

It was like a guy's house. And he said there was just like a piece of plywood up like right inside the door. Like there was enough room to like stand, get in the house and then close the door behind you. Then there was like plywood there and then he got his dick sucked through the plywood. That's great. Get you in and out. Yeah. And you're not really thinking about it. No. This person let themselves open up to be discovered Mm-hmm, you know also think a bad idea to have plywood around your fucking open penis

Yeah, I that's the my thing about glory holes It just never seemed attractive to me not only because of the pure mystery and horror of it But like the just got to put something around the whole just the idea of just trusting other Trusting that my penis will be okay. Yeah. On the other side of this wall. I can't imagine. How many penises do you think have been ripped off in Glory Holds?

It's not even, that's even the latest. At least, right? I think it's easier for it to be ripped off than it to just be fucking mangled with a hammer. Yeah. I think it's so much worse. Yeah. Your heart cock getting bit, like bit the fuck up. That's so much worse than it can

really. How does it untrackable statistic? Oh, yeah. No, it is hard because a lot of these guys, they aren't filling out. No. When they go to jail because like, do you get those? Like after you get out of jail, do you get like a rate your jail experience email? Like, you know, put five stars, you can't put your comment in how it has to do not care yeah yeah yeah do penises get cut off at glory holes thank you Rob has everyone had experience or penis getting cut off had a glory hole like fucking hmm they're saying no one's yet no one's saying it of course not if you got your penis cut off in glory hole I wouldn't be on the internet I'm at Vienna monastery. Yeah. Yeah, I would be I'd be on one of those nine month cruises

That's where I died die on one. Oh man. Remember that candy man can't fix that better off dead. Yep See that's a glory hole. Yeah, it's nice because you got duct tape all around it He's the right picture of a glory hole. We got duct tape around it I think I'm a bigger hole than I was expecting. That's what it should be. Because then you can see a little bit of the hands and over to the face. I don't know why I figured it was like as thick as a penis. I think some of them are.

I think some of them are. I don't think that hole in the sheet was very big. No. I love the Wikipedia page for this. Motivations. History. History. It's true.

It's like... People People get in. Doug, people get in there fucking like, you ever seen those like the old, old, like, like, painted pictures on bosses of guys getting their assholes eaten? Yeah. Look at that. That's all. 1707, the first glory hole. Wow. Yeah. That's the first one. Wow. By the trials of Thomas Vaughn and Thomas Davis. Pre-America. The distortion of a man in the documents known only as Mr. Gilliam at the time gay sex in public places could lead to arrests. Yes, I do know that. The courts heard that a man had visited a lavatory stalled at a leave. Any sex in a public place.

Oh yeah. It's illegal. When another man put his penis through the hole in the wall, a boy adjoining vote put his privy member through a hill, and Mr. Gilliam, surprised by the action, fled the lavatory, only to be followed by the man who cried out that he would have had sex with him. Mr. Gilliam was confronted by Mr. Vaughn, who, knowing Mr. Gilliam's innocence, threatened to turn him into the police and reveal him to his wife if he did not pay a sum of money.

Now that is a fuck it. That's intense. That's the first glory hole. That's really crazy. The idea of using it as a side story. The first side story. Getting fucking, the idea of being blackmailed by Gloria Hole is very... It's always been there. Why'd you crime now? It's been like that since the very beginning.

All right, let's get some listener emails. All right, let's let's get some less than our emails. All right We actually got a lot of stuff on fugue states I'm very interested in this. It's really fucked up But you know what I I won't a lot of them are samey So I'm not gonna go read through a bunch of them But the one thing I have learned is don't take ambient Happens on ambient. And it is and free rose and but you know, let's take a look. I

but it's the ambient shit is just very like it's very frightening because they're all talking about like several calls. I know that ambient helps a lot of people, but like so those those of you don't know ambient is a sleeping medication, very powerful, and these guys, like, severally male, starting to wake up mid-driving, I took a one-time A, absolutely hated it. I don't like sleeping meds at all, I can't do it. I tried trasadone, I hated it. I just tripped boss. I just let it just come over me,

and now I'm just like kind of semi-hallucinating, and I'm not doing anything. Yeah. So I mostly just try to white knuckle myself to sleep or good old-fashioned. The doctor prescribed to me three bottles of wine and he said that knocks you right out and it's really been it's been incredible. I want to say thank you so much. But yes, the fugue states it happens. I mean people talking about people being in, waking up mid-driving, mid-eating, mid-having sex with their spouse,

mid-doing these things, no idea that they're doing it. Super making videos themselves, like of them rambling on their phone and weird shit. And I know that it's not common, but I'm not fucking with it, that's for certain. Yeah. And also, apparently, you know, you can lose I got into someone sent an email like this is a fucked up story. I'll read this email about how quickly you

die when vomiting blood. Okay. Remember, we covered the story about the guy you just got on the plane. Yeah, you just burst. Yeah. All right. In Minnesota, we have a large Somali refugee population. This will become relevant in a moment. My job in this hospital was to monitor ER doctors for research study that the hospital was doing regarding intubation of patients admitted for emergency. I worked Friday and Saturday nights and there was never a dull moment. So an hour into my shift, a middle-aged Somali guy gets wheeled in on a stretcher moaning and complaining of severe stomach pains. Now, in the Somali community, goat is a very common and popular dish. Also delicious. Love goat.

I love goat. I had it last week. I love it. Right before I went to the Marley movie, I had some Jamaican food. I got goat. That's incredible. Apparently, this man had been eating some goat about a week and a half to two weeks earlier when he swallowed a particular bite and he said he had a hard time going down. After a few days, he was experiencing abdominal pain. So he was seen at a different clinic in St. Paul that could find nothing wrong. So they sent him home cut to a week later and he's getting brought into us as in a critical condition. After some tests

and scans, the doctors could see that there was a larger amount of liquid in his stomach and something of a blockage in his esophagus. He was sedated and the attending ER doc went down with a pair of forceps to remove the blockage. What he came up with was about a strawberry-sized blood clot. Almost immediately after what I can only describe as a volcano of blood came geysering out of his mouth. There was enough force behind his spasm that the column of blood stood several inches above his face as it issued out.

Now, I have no idea to the exact volume, but I'd say it was at least two or three liters. Remember, it's five liters of blood. Typically, it takes about 15% of your blood's total volume being lost before you enter into a hypovolemic shock, which he rapidly did. Rule of thumb is that the 50% volume loss is certain death. I will say he was close to that. He also went to cardiac arrest seconds later. As soon as he coded out, he defecated. Doctors administered sodium bicarbonate

and intubated him in an attempt to regain a pulse CPR was performed. They got a shallow heart beat, an endocrinologist came in, they put a camera down his esophagus. We were watching the monitor, we could see that his esophageal lining was torn all the way from his throat to his stomach.

Apparently this man had swallowed a bone when he was eating that goat. And it scraped all the way down. Wow. And somehow the St. Paul Hospital didn't catch it. Goat surprisingly has tiny bones. When you also learn from Kevin, when you talk about they do eat it in many ways, they do smash certain parts of the St. Paul Hospital didn't catch it surprisingly has tiny bones when you also learn from Kevin when you talk about they do eat it Many ways they do smash certain parts of the body

And they do will sometimes have bone and also if they're not carefully butchering it they could sometimes have bones every time I eat Goat I eat you gotta eat it carefully. I eat it very careful any stued meat I would say that to anybody any stued meat you should just sort of like how that scares me just Goat just really really chew your fucking food, which is it. But yeah, this was really bad. So apparently all that blood was just in his stomach instead of in his veins. It had all just kind of sat at the bottom of his blood. Do you think it was like mixed? It was a blood mixed with bile. It was all bad. Yeah. Yeah. It probably wasn't all blood. No, some of it might have been chipotle. Yeah. who knows? Oh man. So

that was a really fucked up one. And here, here's another one. That's great. This is good. I was living in Arizona at the time. Oh, this is brought to you by Postmates brought to you by Postmates. By the way, yeah. Thank you. Now with go. Yeah. We'll see how the one does really cook at home. Oh yeah., yeah, yeah. Blue apron. Yeah. I was living in Arizona at the time and I was leaving an optometrist's office in the middle of the day. This is another encounter with the man in black. Oh, okay. When I stepped outside, I was approached by a tall man in an olive drab jumpsuit, completely bald, with the brightest blue eyes I have ever seen. And skin that was so white, it seemed to glow in the noonday sun. He was

wearing no shoes, which must have been very uncomfortable, since you could have fried an egg on the sidewalk. He asked me a bunch of questions about religion and spirituality, higher consciousness, and he kept asking me what my name was, and when I kept giving him my actual legal name, he'd go,'d go no no no. What's your name? Quote-unquote this could just be Arizona by the way. Let's see, you know Arizona is like He didn't took a phone out of his pocket and tried to give it to me claiming he didn't need it anymore It wasn't a model. I was familiar with so it could have been to pay as you go phone But it had wire sticking out of some of the side ports.

Another person walked out of the office and he gave the phone to them, and they took it with barely any words exchanged, like they were caught off guard or in a haze as they walked out to their car. But surely someone from the optomicious office came outside and told me that they had something for me to sign real quick. And when I went back inside, I asked if he was a local character. They claimed they had never seen him before, and they thought maybe I needed help exiting the conversation.

The receptionist was very unsettled by his demeanor and appearance. One of them, back outside, he was gone. And I haven't seen anyone or anything like him since. Now we've gotten a lot of messages from people just being like this person's an alien, they're super fucking weird, which I can understand. I feel like this might just have been been if you've spent any time in Phoenix The homeless there are unfortunately. They are a different style of homeless person. Not just that I mean like the people there, you know, they they you know, they have snake heads is true

There's a lot of craze a lot of intent You should not be able to shave a spider. This is a, they are truly, it's an intense place. Yeah. But also this guy came out of the optometrist's office, he's probably, his eyes were all fucked up. Dialated. Dialated, he can't see shit. No idea what's happened.

He probably looked like a normal person. He was just confused. No idea. Until, but I wonder, like the phone with the cord second out of it's really weird. The other kind of shit, but it also could just be a crazy person. It be a crazy person. It's a crazy person.

We never know. Remember the guy who used to come on the subway. I'm an alien. Yeah. Remember the saxophone. He was a performer. Yeah. That's a performer.

This guy could be a performer. We'll see. I don't think we will. I think this is the last we'll hear of it. I think he's deaf. I think he's not coming back. So join us this week. We'll be doing Omders Brevik part two. And we will be talking.

It's Bravik. It's Bravik. Thank you. I just have been, I've been corrected a lot this week, but I am open. I'm going to learn. Yeah. We'll talk about what we all learned this week. We're going to get deep into his ideology.

Won't that be fun? I'm sure it's nice and polite. This is gonna be so. So live every day. Chomp it on that goat, don't even be thinking about the bone. Get, suck on the goat. But love.

Make sure you suck out the bones. Love the fact that you have a tongue that can tell if there's bones in the food before you chomp on it Oh, I or you are I hope you do it's the same thing. I do when I eat fish Yeah, check it for bones get her bones eat it while my mom you say chew 50 times to each bite 50 times We just move your tongue around your mouth and you find the bones But you chew more often chew more thoroughly ask more from your mouth. Mm-hmm. All right, and then laugh at your mouth

more thoroughly ask more from your mouth. All right and then laugh at your mouth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like a dude, maybe, maybe I'm wrong, maybe a dude's butt hole and a lady's butt hole feel exactly the same, and it's the same hole, but I actually don't know. I imagine one has more hair. I feel that one would be rough. I think that I could tell one on sight, but I think that it's also an ignorant state. I can tell it on sight. Can I tell it by feel?

No, but you can probably see it through the sheet. I don't think these guys look like these guys. It sounds like these guys weren't. Yeah, not hard enough. Put your eye down there and you feel a fart. How do you feel? If it's a squirmin', put your word. Put your word.

If it's a fart. If it's squirmin', don't put your word. It's a fart. Put your part. Really having fun. It's a far Thank you guys for listening to side stories, and we will see you on Friday and next week and for the rest of your natural Hail Satan hail Goat me. Yep. The love go check her for bones up check it for bones. It's the devil's meat Okay, stay there