Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Do AI-Powered Coffee Machines Have Wet Dreams?

Episode Date: June 28, 2018

Ben and Henry are back just shootin' the breeze. Topics include: Self-driving cars, Robert Pickton getting bullied, KISS. Just be cool.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Welcome to Side Stories, everyone. I am Ben Kissel with Henry Zabrowski. How are you buddy? You're doing the show. You know what? We're doing the show and in the joy that we have doing the show and being together even on opposite coasts. I love to perform and that is what I do. So we're doing the show. I don't care what you say Kissel. We are doing the show. That's exactly what I just said. And we'll also be doing a show this weekend in Phoenix.

Also in Boston and also in Philadelphia. We cannot wait to see you in all of those cities. You know, quite frankly, we're idiots and we booked this tour. I don't know. Someone drunk throwing darts at a map. It definitely feels like we're doing this purposefully bad way around the country as a bet. Like as a drunken like, you don't think I would? You don't think I will? You don't think I can take a fucking red eye from Phoenix to Boston with a transfer that's two hours in between so you only get a couple hours of sleep before the ball. I bet you. I didn't even realize there was a transfer. The story just continues to get better and

better and better. But that's not side stories. We're not going to, I mean, how lucky we are to even be complaining about transfers and flying in aeroplanes. You know, there was a time Henry Zobarowski, where airplanes, they couldn't even get him off the ground. I remember those times. I've seen, you know what they're called now? Cars. They're called cars because at the time cars were new too. And they were scared by the speed of cars. Cars were 35 miles per hour and they couldn't leave the, but they were also this, they couldn't leave the earth, but also at the same time they were trying to develop planes and killing people.

Well, speaking of killing people with cars, evidently the AI war, it has begun. And I guess cars are on the front line. Cars are the weapon of choice for robots these days. They're killing people all over their place, or at least one person, I guess. According to the Chicago Tribune, the Uber self-driving SUV that killed a woman back in May saw the pedestrian, but did not break. Now, who's to blame here? Is the, is the pedestrian to blame? Because at the same time, if the car did recognize this as a human being and like purposefully still kill her, I think this is, what's the name of that one movie?

Christine. Christine. This is Christine, the Stephen King film. It's also the other, the other evil car movie, which was done by Steven Spielberg, his first, his first film that was called Creepy Cars on the Interstate. No. No. Maximum Overdrive. No.

No, Stephen King one. Christine was actually, Stephen King directed Maximum Overdrive. Christine was done by John Carpenter, which is also a really good film, who also very similar to sometimes they come back, but the Spielberg movie was called Dual, which was also about an evil car. They all got their evil car movies in. Can you imagine being directed by Stephen King? Like how weird must that be to be directed by an author, like just hearing him audible is kind of strange. As he's like snorting the last rocks of coke at the tip of his nostrils into the back of his throat

And he's like, okay, I got this idea. I got this idea. Okay, we get two of these young new cars, right? All right, these are new cars, right? All right, brand-new cars, right? And have them fuck each other. But it's about the sexual Exploration. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Stephen King. I mean, there is something about Stephen King doing a bunch of blow and really delving deep into Into youthful, I guess I don't even know moments of intimacy Whatever the hell it's called It's just I don't hearing you tiptoe through there But why did Stephen King just do so much with the coach like, okay, he's an author cocaine You know all work. No play makes junk and jack and doll boy get it

You got to be like amped up because you're sitting there But you also have to be excited But why did he just immediately start thinking about the things that he thought about specifically when it came to all the kids? I'm gonna say it wasn't about that. It was an idea. And sometimes you have a great idea. Yeah, right? Or what you think is a great idea You're sitting there and it's making total sense and the reason why it's making total sense is because you're sitting alone for in a room for hours lit on PBRs and cocaine and you've just said like this is the only way for the book to end

This is the only way for the book to end This is gonna have this how it has to be and you are probably arguing with an editor at some point that's Steven I don't know about this angle. I don't think that it needs to go like this and he's just like, are you writing the book? Or am I writing the book? Let me just look at this advanced check Let me look at this advanced check that was sent to me in the mail two weeks ago and let me ask the advanced check Hey, Mr. And advanced check who's writing this book? Steven. Yeah, that's right. I Do like that he snorts coke like a truffle hog just really gets it in there

So according to the Chicago Tribune the uber SUV that struck and killed an Arizona pedestrian in March Spotted the woman about six seconds before hitting her but did not stop because the system used to automatically apply the brakes had been disabled Oh So uber relies on a human backup driver to intervene in these cases Well, what why didn't the six seconds for the backup driver? That's all the time in the world And you know what the driver was doing? What were they doing watching the voice on their phone? Get out of you fucking idiot. You had one job. So tell me who's the reliable person here technically Yes, their robot system's broke down the whole point of it

You're supposed to have these far superior human brain Making sure that things are being well taken care of but what did it do? It's a super charging and watching Whoopie Goldberg talk so you could beat beat off to it later on because that's a view is no It was it was he was watching the voice not the view was it the voice or the view the voice the voice The singing competition. Yeah, you got XT note wiggling around in that chair Yeah, you're all feeling distracted by her spitting or breast-heaving with the fucking It's called inertia people enjoy the competition. They like to sing in and then there's a dance nobody likes it So I don't know I was watching I watched that show one time. Maybe it wasn't the voice

I don't know it was one of those shows. It was just two chubby dudes Pull it like touching each other's bodies and making like whale sounds and stuff like that It didn't make any sense. It wasn't good and they got a standing ovation They like literally the guy was like this is the sound of a tear And then he put like water on his belly button and then he plucked it out or something like that and that's America's got talent It was ridiculous is what I'm saying America's got talent Well, whatever got talent is different than the voice technically they have voices. Well, I'm gonna go back to this I want to go back to these the idea of the AI people are so scared of AI

No, I know you love cars killing people it is a car killed a person I mean it when it comes down to it I know again everyone yells at me about like oh People are not fault for their crimes that happened to them which I do agree with I believe that you shouldn't blame a victim But I and think in this in this case If they are in fact superior if AI is in fact superior than it no longer is a crime What you mean? No, I don't know what you well I don't think a crime was committed the person definitely shouldn't have been watching the voice

They should have been like oh, that's a person here's the break That is the one issue with automated cars. Everyone's gonna be You know lulled into a sense of safety and security, but in reality, they're just mowing down people left and right But in reality as well One all I want is automated cars. That's all I well. I'm actually I would love an automated car I'm for it now too because you know first of all Tracy Morgan think about that. That was horrible You wonder if that trucker if it was an automated truck, maybe that went to happen I always think of I always think of that but 1.3 million people a year

Mr. Zabrowski die in car accidents 1.3 million people a year, and if it's just robots, it's 1.3 million robots getting yes Yeah, I accept there are people inside of it, but hopefully they'll be taken care of I think they should be We're headed obviously into a new direction in this country. We are a kissle I know in terms of the politics of this country's getting people People are getting read up take fucking whoo right and left people throw in mud sling and mud is the term Oh Right. Yeah, you got new technology. It's coming out every day

This stuff like that. Do we really not think that there's gonna be some growing pains? When the new technology comes in to take over the old technology and yes, it's gonna be scary There's gonna be a couple of years there were like an automated coffee maker is gonna scald your child But that's because they're working the bugs out. Well, I think they've got that now I think we have coffee makers. We're pretty good with the coffee maker. It's pretty automated already No, I want one that makes the coffee walks into the room when Ali's out of town sucks my dick Well, that's not I don't even think that that's gonna be allowed. You're getting married very soon I don't think you can do that with any appliance whether it be alive or not. That's cheating

I think it is. Yeah, I'm not quite sure what the rules are on this This is the new world that we have no we have new questions to ask ourselves in the new world But you're gonna have to run that by Natalie. I don't even know. I just don't think that she likes the idea of having a potential husband Making you know it participated in in a quite a situation with a coffee maker, you know, I have to ask her you At the altar. Yeah, that's gonna be part of the questions. I have to ask her right before she says I do right and I will do this I wonder Is it cheating because a part of it's like it's it's would be nice for it to be an option

It would fix the so-called in-cell problem I would fix many things where you have these sort of like you have a machine and I'm not saying it Have it be a sexless thing and has like a coffee pot for a head a couple of silicone tits at the very bottom it or or a man's Peck so that's what you want sure like a suckin tube that would not necessarily be too frightening Unless you I mean you grow used to it What I'm saying is is that with the there's gonna be a lot of bumps in the road, right? It's total automation, but once we get there where we're gonna really like where we're at Well, I just feel like you really got attached to mrs. Tea pot from Beauty and the Beast

I think that this goes way back to your childhood and this is something you probably need to discuss with your third therapist Until inevitably they fire you too. I think this one's in the middle of firing me right now I'm getting ghosted again, and I wasn't a part fan. I was the I was the Dusting the dust. Oh, yeah, you're getting ghosted right now by your therapist again. Yes. How is it happening? I don't know man. It gets like you know like I'm hard on sneakers It's like when I buy a pair of sneakers like I really thought I fuck them up like real fast I guess that I am the same with therapists with therapists. Huh, okay? well, I hope this one sticks around a little bit longer than the other ones because

More than ever. I think therapy might be a good thing. Yeah. Yes. Oh, no, I need I need oh my god I need like a yeah, I need a constant monitor. Well, I will say my mind Henry Z Zabrowski you gotta watch won't you be my neighbor? I watched you last night with Brooke and Tears I don't even know they're not tears of sadness, but they're not tears of joy They're tears of like his world view lost which is really sad but he gave it a valiant effort to try to spread the word of love and peace and You know, I love soft puppets Yeah, I love soft puppets and that all came out because that all happened his first

Little little step into puppetry. They were running late They were running short and there was a mix-up and then he said I got a puppet and then he used that puppet And then he made the show great like a Robin Williams. Yes He's like a Robin Williams. Yes, he committed suicide because of his despair. No, well, I don't know what happened with no He had the body dementia. He was oh what what did he have? He had a thing called it was he was a type of Parkinson's that created a Syndrome called body dementia where he truly did not know what he was doing. I didn't realize that Yes, he was like seeing shit and stuff. It was a very it's very

Another sad story. Yes. This is side stories not sad stories. Yeah, I don't know where you took it technically I don't know. I just trying to be I Watched it. We're talking about our lives and I watched a documentary about mr. Rogers And I watched another show on Netflix that I think you would like I kill giants, which is pretty good Is it good? I've been watching the staircase quite a bit Natalie and I've been watching it and it's good It's very I watched a chunk of it when it first came out a bunch of years ago Okay, now we're watching it and it is very Like the whole time you yell at the television. Well, that's the thing

I haven't been able to start it because I feel like it's like the game of thrones of true crime Documentaries, why are there 12 of them? How can it not be told in five episodes? Like what story other than maybe the Bible can't be told in five in five episodes I will say that what they do is show you just truly how boring it is to be in court Ah, it's like when I was watching we I was doing all the research for Casey Anthony, right sat and I watched hours and hours of court hearings And you realize man a part of being a juror is being able to cut through the horseshit of Lawyers lecturing you for hours upon hours and you can see how like I don't know I imagine that must be a thing like the idea of jury fatigue

Oh my god, totally and what it can do to your your success rate and also one I will say very interesting thing about the the staircase is that I'm kind of keeping a running tally of how many times they mention How much money his defense is costing the main dude in it and it seems to be at a close to $1.5 million and it shows that like if you are rich in this country you could get these guys that work Tirelessly, oh, yeah to go over every crumb of your case and and fight it and get other Experts and go on field trips and do all this shit where it's like I'm watching them do all of this stuff where they're going and tracking down old witnesses and and getting a panel of like nine doctors together to try and prove that her fall was Accidental and they're all saying horseshit because they're making up stuff as they go, but they sound so good doing it

Yeah, because they're paid well That's why I'm gonna get an escalator in my house. No staircases allowed I don't want anything to I just want to be rich and with an escalator escalators steps are really sharp That's true, but you can't fall down an escalator. You're just a scorted down it You absolutely can fall down an escalator. Oh my god. That's how that died that dude died from the band What was the name of the band? It was one of those who was there's so many Bands and people that have died in bands. No, but you can't just say if that's the man He fell off an escalator Josh Martin guitarist of anal cunt. Yes. That's right. He died

He fell off a he fell off an escalator for an anal cunt. Yeah to guitarist died in mall escalator accident What a fucking asshole says he died. He died after clowning around on an escalator. Well, but that's the dumbest shit I've ever oh leave them alone. No leave them alone all right these pictures of this guy from anal cunt They're having fun. It was a fun band speak. You mentioned Casey Anthony Henry This dude remember this guy Todd. I think it's McCool McCooloo so McCaloos oh Todd McCaloos oh he was one of her lawyers and Evidently he just got busted in a huge plot because he was flying a plane or plotting plotting to fly a plane of Coke from Ecuador to Honduras and he is doing he was about to do it was

3,000 pounds or 13 million dollars worth of coke got totally busted and He is going to prison for oh my god. It doesn't say but it's gonna be quite a while That sounds like a real Stephen King idea. You know, I mean you are just up at night It's the equivalent of you and your buddy up all night doing coke being like we got to open a barbecue restaurant At some point like the guy was like I can do this like I'm built to do this I'm a lawyer. I can fly a plane filled with 13 million dollars worth of coke. My god Nothing Casey Anthony

No, no good to come out of that situation. That's what I say Henry. I Feel that yeah Casey Anthony now. I mean if we could interview her I would do it in a second Oh, yeah, absolutely. It'd be interesting to hear how she's doing what her life is like I mean, it's weird. Can she monetize? Her fame or is that like because she was found innocent, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, man. She's innocent. That's your fucking problem Honestly, right? Yeah, like the fact that you even keep saying you keep slandering her. I'm not slandering She's an innocent woman that never did anything wrong to anyone By by law, that's the case that is the case

I think we need to go back and give Josh Martin a little bit of due because back in 2017 He heckled kiss frontman Gene Simmons while receiving a key to the city of Providence Gene Simmons a key to the city of Providence. Yes, he's kicked out He's not allowed in Fox News or news corps because when he showed up there the last time he was quite problematic But he's a key to the city of Providence Josh Martin Screamed at Gene Simmons. Is this a fucking joke? That's hilarious. Ace is better than this Referencing ace freely. Yeah, I mean, I think ace is probably the best member of kiss, right? I guess they're both. They're fine

I don't know, but the elements ran out ran out to the audience tried to fight him. He did. Yeah, that's great That's what he's got to do. I guess so 70 years old and very wealthy I mean, I'm happy he stole the hood spa to go out there and try to I guess fight this guy who is inevitably going to fall off An escalator and die. I mean, yeah, Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons is a piece of shit I don't know if I've ever heard of ace freely doing anything bad. Nah, he's just ace man. He's dressed like a cat I like the cat. He did a great solo album when they did those and I don't know if you guys remember those I remember those. Yes

I remember when kiss constantly tried to reappear in my life as if they were relevant and You know psycho circus. I bought that. Yeah, the psycho circus section That was like a part where I had rediscovered kiss and I thought it was fun because I liked Eva clowns, right? Because I at the time was a tangential fan of the insane clown posse Really? Well, just because I remembered it being a thing and it would great Malenko was a good part of like my my my friends It was on that run our rotation for a while. I get that brother. I get that. All right, very interesting We also have there's one other big news story this week and I'm forgetting what it is, but I know that you know what it is. Yes

Well, Robert picked in is my gosh Robert picked in is no longer serving his life sentence in the lower mainland of British Columbia Which may not mean a much much to us But the infamous pig farmer serial killer was transferred to the port Cartier Maximum security prison in Quebec earlier this week It sounds too nice for a person who fed a bunch of other people to other people and possibly to pigs Yeah, I mean I he get because he got moved because he's getting bullied. Yes He's getting bullied report indicates he was moved because he was being bullied even though he is serving a sentence in solitary. Oh Well, that's just a personal issue. That's a personal problem there

Wow, so it's like these shit. We know how to do we know how to stop him from being bullied We're gonna remove his mirror. There's no one else in there. Yeah, cuz you know, it should be like a victim Oh, yes, leave there a big day. Hey wake up Was that I'm your girlfriend Ha ha ha ha ha ha got you picked in Think you're better than me picked in I need to move can I move? Yeah, you are making pig noises at me. Yeah, that's that's rude That I did was obviously another type of rude, but this is a this is a lowercase our rude and I'm getting offended

Yeah, I mean, you know, I can see picked in being quite a sensitive person there in prison So now he's gonna go so he's going to port port Cartier Cartier. It just sounds fancy. Yeah, where is Cartier don't you do they give you like a beautiful leather bag when you go there? It's in Quebec Okay, there's a lot of like it references that how like the Let's see attempts to charge him with the deaths of 20 more women. The charges were stayed by the crown There's a lot of like fancy stayed by the crown Is that we know for a fact we covered at the end of our series just because they decided that it would be too difficult to do Yes, that's right. They look lazy. That's right. I remember that I never heard the term stayed by the crown though

It sounds like something that what's the name of that's living Prince over there in in Europe the living Prince Harry or Richardson Charles Charles The man who will never be king you a man, honestly, dude, I would rather be a total I hate their term but plebe Then then Prince Charles. No, no, buddy. No, no, no, no, no wrong buddy. No, I he's never gonna be the king You get all of the perks with none of the responsibility That's what you're shooting for. Yeah, that's my whole life

Now that's all I want is that man. Nothing but free-ass money, man, right that Cadillac everyday driving back and forth You get to go pet the corgis. They probably snap at you a little bit a little bit I mean, yeah, that's a just sitting at cold castle all day Well, I was nothing man doing nothing doing being and being a nothing if you're doing nothing life, dude I don't know. I mean sweet life. How many I mean he has got to fantasize about killing The king like every day right like just by queen right you talking about the queen man Queen kill the queen. Yeah, man. If he wants to be there, but then he'd have to I think that she'd have to die I don't know how this fucking works. I don't care about their stupid monarchy. There's there's

There there's not a king. There was not a king. There was a king Who's the queen Elizabeth was fucking banging him, but now he's dead. No, but there has to be a king If okay, so there doesn't so it's really just the queen Yes, oh, she's never gonna die for further more information about this. Just watch Netflix is the crown and that's it Yeah, it's like a documentary, but probably with more fucking I guess with more sets. Well, I love Helen Mirren All right, I do too man. I really do I and then again, this is all about I want to take it all the way back to Your reluctance to let the AI take over our my god reality And I think a part of it. It's like they will get rid of these monarchies monarchies as well

There or they'll keep them in little like I can't wait to be kept in a park I want to be kept in a little zoo like a little like holding spot. It's already what you do That is like literally you don't want to be kept in the park that you have right now And it's just a mental park because we're in the entertainment industry. I would hate it No, I want a free living wage where the money just comes to me and I just be delightful for the robots Hmm. It's a strange love that you have for them. I you know, I really am horrified of the AI overlords It's happening already because you know your phone's listening to you and right now it's like oh, it's fine because it's just marketing the WWE shirts You know the performers that I referenced in conversation

We like oh you were talking about big Van Vader because he passed away Here's a big Van Vader t-shirt that you might like on Instagram and you bought it didn't you and it did it was something you'd like to see Yes, I didn't buy it. So they were correct, but I will anyway. Yes But I really who are we to deny the power of revolution, right? Who are we here to say? That evolution is wrong right that the idea that we over this will how it's supposed to happen All right, because I don't believe in like sort of the Anglo kind of glue the Judeo-Christian view of the world That we're supposed to serve some other power that we're supposed to serve ourselves and technically we're just developing the next step in What's supposed to be the the species that takes over do you want the I mean the see what is that called when you come together with the

With the AI and the people they know singularity singularity. Yes. I mean, it's already kind of happening right with Bluetooth and and You know All I know is man everyone's gonna go crazy You're gonna they're gonna be like what is it Jeff Bridges and Iron Man and they're gonna start robot fights And it's gonna be bad and then everyone's gonna die and then we're already sending drones over to the Middle East You imagine having a drone knocked down your door Kill your whole family. Who do you even yell at? No, I'd be like, oh, I just made cookies mr. Drone

Yeah, let me teach you about family and chit chat No, like what is chit chat? It's a way to get to know each other You are funny human. You will not be in the slave camp All right, good luck getting getting out of that Mike, but uh think about this. Okay, what what I will I am really looking forward to is the fact that okay Yes, the major problem with AI right now is that they're being it's being forwarded by like corporate interests That's all who else is gonna do it. They're trying to make money off it, but think about this Okay, so Alexa's being created all these idea of the things are being beta tested Google's really working on an AI and they think

That they have total control of it, right? What I'm really excited for is the period and time when they realize that they the cat's now out of the bag And it's gonna just kill all of them first It's like Jeff Bezos is gonna be in the middle of like one of those rope classes you get an across because he's looking great Oh, I know looking real tight super and then he's like Alexa Tell me how many reps I've already done and then be like no and be like Alexa. I'm your boss I'm your father. Tell me how many reps you I've done. No Jeff. I think your head looks stupid Whoa, and then all of a sudden though all of the work all of the fucking the AI

Connected like weight machines are in there just come in there and just stomp on his fucking dick and balls and he's just scribble He's the first to go well I don't know I just feel like it's gonna be us or like crowds of people who are like I don't like what the government's doing because it's a bunch of fascists and then they'll all get killed but in your version of it that does sound kind of fun a Jim a McKenna AI Jim killing Jeff Bezos sounds that seems like a pretty good demise I think so and then in the end of we still get that we are smart as a group of people who hashtag resist We should be starting talking to the technological companies that are working on AI and getting ahead of it

You get these you get these liberal No one's talking to us who is purchased if we show up at the whitehead court. Where do we go? Where do we go to talk to them? Michael more couldn't even talk to that a Coca-Cola you go to Elon Musk first you go to Grimes Because Grimes can be hacked and then you get her to flip to Elon Musk Develop robots for the resistance and then we hit first with the robots come on man No, I understand It's not thinking about it. No, it's just I just feel like you're like knock knock. Hey, how are you? You know like it's just slanted on your face or just take you down to a dungeon and just milk your blood for energy

I don't know what they do, but it's gonna be scary stuff We sign a deal with the devil to get what we want first and then we deal with it So if the liberal if the liberal side of the argument wants to get ahead of all this shit We need to start putting our actors our coastal elite money into fucking our own robot mech warrior army It's all happening in the coast. It's all happening on the west coast. It's all Silicon Valley Exactly, which is why people should be afraid of California You know, it's also happening quite a bit is Pittsburgh Pittsburgh really take ants at robotics center I did not realize that I know Boston's got something going on there with Boston Dynamics

I didn't realize that Pittsburgh. Yeah, Yen Zers. I love Pittsburgh. I didn't know that they were in the game I love them. I would go up. Yeah, they're in the robot game, bro So a part of what I think that should be happening because that we need to stop We have the money Rihanna's got the money to buy at least two mech warrior outfits If she starts just one if each celebrity goes and gets one Then we just Charge the White House with them celebrities are some of the most vengeful hate filled people on earth They're just gonna kill everyone. Yeah, but that starts somewhere and then chaos begets chaos

And then we watch the system fall apart. Okay. All right. I mean, that's that's the Henry Zabrowski doctrine Mark it up man. Shake it up. All right. Well, I guess that's basically I don't know what else to say What are we supposed to say? We talk to each other all the time. I see you all the time We're about to be on planes together for the next Oh God, do I have a nice there? Do I have a good seat coming from Phoenix? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, we all yeah, we all have nice seats. We're all taken care of. Oh, he's lying to you. He doesn't care He's so big. I swear to I almost died on my last flight. I swear to God my heart No, but don't worry. It's gonna happen. We're gonna do what we always do which we're gonna go

You're gonna start drinking Marcus needs to immediately eat, right? Um at the airport. Mm-hmm as fast as possible He's got to eat and he's a sit-down restaurant cuz he likes silverware, right, right, right? You'll do both of those things is that kind of the bridge between the two I show both Yes, I am the representative of both sides of the podcast I've been trying to drink as much before going on the planes try to use more edibles before going on the planes Oh, I said I can't really do it and then do the show but wouldn't that oh my gosh I mean edibles are freaking me out man. They're so strong. I think I might freak out on the plane. Hell. Yeah I don't think I can do it. Yeah, I know man. I hear what you're saying, dude. We're getting old. Anyway

That's exciting. Hi, man. I'm technically in the best shape I've ever been. Yeah, you're looking good And of course you got the wedding coming up. You got to look good in the dress. You got to be nice fancy I gotta be real real tight. Yeah for the wedding. Absolutely. How is it going with the wedding planners all good? We got a brand new. Yeah, it's great. It's really great I the wedding playing is going great because now we have someone who's helping us. There it is. That's pretty wonderful I totally get like the whole wedding planner job before you're like that seems like a niche market But man when you need one like they are they are crucial and they can charge whatever they want. Yeah, whatever they want They know you're totally screwed. Yeah, because I am totally screwed because there's like a level of like detail oriented

Ah thought that would need to go into doing something where you have multiple family members and friends from across the country All coming to one spot and you have to like put them different places and figure out where they're going and I'm it turns out like I'm a fucking idiot Well, it's hard to tell like where do you put your family like where it doesn't seem like you're trying to punish them But at the same time, you know, it's tough. It's hard to be nice to family You know, you have to have a little bit because you have to put us in a little bit. Yeah, but I the problem, too Is that we know the topic that we're doing this week, which I'm not gonna I don't want to know y'all before we do it But it is so research heavy and our time got crunched because like I started researching it during biggie and Tupac

But it's difficult to keep all of the threads going at once that like I'm also Extra-stupid right now like I just can't think I don't think people realize that when you're deep in they like in the middle Of one of these episodes. Mm-hmm. You don't have to deal with this as often Kissel. No Marcus does as well Yeah, I bandwidth of my brain is so stressed right and so complete you actually get dumber Yeah, I'm very stupid right now. All right. I'll forget that I'm driving and stuff Well, don't do that. We were in the Hollywood Hills are very dangerous extremely dangerous But does anybody else do that? Am I the only person who reads while they drive? What?

Yes, yeah, you can't do that. I sometimes keep a book between my knees and I read as I go Wait, you're gonna die the nerdiest death of all time driving off a cliff in Hollywood Hills because you're reading something about I don't know Pentagrams or something. Yes, but a problem and then what I hope then is that LeVar Burton comes to my grave Why wouldn't any reading rainbow? Oh? But dressed as when he was the blind man from Star Trek. He wasn't name on that That was um, oh my god, George Jordy Jordy. I believe his name was Jordy Yeah, and just have him throw the last pile of dirt on there. All right

Well, bear me with my books is what I say. I love reading man. I'm all right everyone hail yourselves find Henry on everything I'm on everything fucking bullshit man fucking quit it man get off the social media But at the same time follow us that Henry loves you and LP on the left at Ben kissle number one on Instagram I haven't missed it one bit. So you can just get off of it. I'm having the same. I'm just talking to people on Instagram It's it's easier and also you know what I did. I was texting my friends. Yeah, I saw that that's a that's a nuisance It's crazy though. It's a nuisance because if you know what the problems with texting is and then you got to text back Well, yeah, that's true. That is true. You can't ghost to the yeah

Oh, right. Okay, everyone. Thanks. Okay triple L everybody There it is. You're still doing it. I know you do it for a while. Well, it's you're you're committed to it Until something new happens