Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: eBay e-Hate

Episode Date: June 18, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: 6 ex-eBay employees make life hell for eBay critics, a woman has improper relationships with several dogs, a dark twist in the Lori Vallow saga, a stabbing occurs on a ghost hunt, and MUCH MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories You know what I will say the one thing about the quarantine Mixed with the general civil upheaval sure is that my throat is tight. Why is it so much tighter? Whoa? Wow, I can hear that Wow, it's actually I really do feel like I've been suffering from tight throat. Yeah, it's like a straw down there. That's Yeah, can you see yeah? That's a small tight hole there Henry Yeah, you need to get your broom in there you sexy fucking maid look at that

Stories everyone this is an interesting way to start very Henry is suffering from tight throat which we can only imagine is because Of consumption of food you're not you're not eating enough Henry. No, I'm eating plenty dude Okay, I don't think you got to worry about that. You know what it is. I think that I'm not Natalie has these very Her hair is on the thinner side But she's got a lot of individual hairs and I often wake up first thing in the morning with a full Like like I go

And then I pull out in the very in the very very back on my throat. I came from Like and I have to pull out like a fucking like plug to an old-timey tub Sliding out of me. I don't know. It's all in there. The closest was the other day is that we were being intimate And of course that means you guys were watching HGTV together on the couch We do that of course you have to have a living but there's her ponytail like slap me in the mouth And I think I just absorbed a bunch of hairs. Yeah, it's possible. I do like that You clarified she has a series of individual hairs if she just had one large hair

That would be horrifying and I got different lives people have different lives and what are we learning? We need to be more open to them. Well, absolutely I'm not sure if we're learning like the woman who had sex with three dogs who claimed it because she had sex with three dogs And she said she claims because you didn't know it was wrong Well, we have to be open to that Henry. You want to start with that story? That's what you want to do We have to do an update. We have an update here. You're right We shouldn't start with that all right because there is a story coming up later on in the episode I'm incredibly sad. Well, it's about yeah, it's about a woman who had sex with three dogs on camera

Okay, but we'll get to that. So that's a little not that story. That's that's what we call a tease Oh, yeah, I always like to just get your palate Oh, yes, thank you for that like a little like a gelato to sort of to really clean cleanse the tongue Oh now what now I'm getting into it But the actual the update is that the remains of the two Val of children have been found on the property of Chet Debo Oh, this is I'm trying not to this is obvious. That's it's not funny. No, this is not funny That's Joshua Valo seven years old and Tyler 17 years old we have been following the story for about a year

If you read into this story, we could we've been urging you to it. Look up Lori Valo Chet Debo They're end of the world cult and the resultant murders their entire families are in disarray To the point where I've now had several people message throughout the just the people sending emails saying that they were either from the same town as Chet Debo, or they are like they talk about how they met Chet Debo's brother I'd one listener sent an email saying they met Chet Debo's brother and they asked him his name and he said Ba-ba-ba-day bell. I don't tell a lot of people my last name anymore Also turns out that the Chet Debo actually lives in the same neighborhood

As the you don't watch 90-day fiance. I don't watch it I don't believe that that show is appropriate because I don't think they can really fall in love on television It's the same way that I don't believe that cops arrest people for real crimes on TV television shows like none of that is real like PD is completely staged cops was basically well They they fudged it a little bit. You thank God. They are fucking cancelled. Thank God hashtag But I did not realize that 90-day fiance Was such a it's a wormhole. It's an ear It's an earworm for everyone that I know everyone loves that show each fucking episode is an hour and a half long

So it's just it fills the days, but if you were do watch 90-day fiance I don't remember. I tried him not I can't remember anybody's names I don't remember names on contestants for any reality television show But the fat dude with the glasses the chubby kind of pasty one that lived with his mother He's from the same neighborhood as Chad Debo, but they found their name. It's a real Hollywood over there Such a celebrity count. Yes. It's a lot of people that pay for wives live there Oh, okay. It is It's just absolutely unfortunate now. I guess now we're gonna see the story

Come to a close as we these investigations gonna rind out. We're gonna find out what the hell has happened to them I believe that Chad Debo was put on bail for yeah, his bail was set for one million dollars one million Which he might even have he could of course you tend to only pay about five percent of that so you guys can do some quick math I actually think that's kind of low bail, but that's a whole nother issue when it comes to that process in general This is according to the Rexburg police department Rexburg the remains were taken to the medical examiner's office We're an autopsy and positive identification Was performed the statement goes on to say it is with heavy hearts that we now confirmed that those remains have been officially identified as those of JJ Valo and

Tylee Ryan it is not the outcome We had hoped to be able to find the children safe our hearts and prayers go out to the families of JJ entirely so That is a but this is a pretty big. This is a pretty big Break as far as this story goes right Henry because we've been covering this for so long now everyone's like where the hell are the kids We spoke about how they had Discovered some human remains last week a lot of people said or we were like why didn't they just do this before? They're in the same house like how big is this place say that it might have been that the land was frozen over When they first went to go look for it

It was difficult to dig and then they use technology that would see into the ground essentially sound technology that would use echo location To sort of see what was underneath the ground they found that they found the remains they dug them up now if you look them if now if you get into what we do know is that Chad Daybell had a revelation at some point where he said because he is a Just so you know he is the he's not the prophet, but he eats the prophets pussy That's Laurie Valo. Laurie Valo was like the one she was the neo well of their group I'm gonna say between Chad and Laurie when it comes to how prison is gonna go Laurie might actually be able to swing this in prison as a cult leader She must be able to get a lot of gals on her side Chad

He's gonna end up with a dumbbell in his skull just like Jeffrey Dahmer because everyone's gonna find him to be a pompous ass Super annoying and they're just not gonna believe he's the second coming of Jesus Christ They're just not gonna believe it. No, they also have which is I mean it's hard to make people believe your truth It is you got to get in there You got to incept people but he started to believe that their children Laurie Valo's children were zombies, right? Or something akin to zombies soulless Creatures ever get the term that they used that they would say that that allowed them it seems to dispatch them in a way That was not it's not fair

And we're gonna see how this pans out absolutely so now when it comes to the when it comes to the Laurie Valo and Chad daybell story. We are moving on to the trial portion This is kind of the first story that we've talked about from the beginning to the end because of course when we began talking about this Neither of them were arrested. They were still out there hanging out doing whatever the hell they want to do Applebee's the whole nine chillies on a Friday We've seen the arrest and now we have discovered the children now we are going to get on to the trial And it will be interesting if those two take the stand the only way for them to get out of it It's literally Laurie Valo has to stand up on the straddle and go like behold and then remove her clothes

Just disappear with magic her breasts become two individual angels They go like like like flapping like birds up onto a glue mat You're gonna see her and everyone's gonna be like oh shit. Oh shit That is absolutely correct Henry the only way they're getting out of there out of this is if they're right and if they're right I will hat off cap off and I will say congratulations. You're free to go and I will follow Wherever you go because indeed you are a prophet, but I have a feeling it's gonna more turn out to her Openly weeping on the stand and then trying to throw Ched Daybell under the bus

I didn't understand the word he just he's pulled a spell on me And he showed me all these Ms. Truths, and it wasn't meanwhile Chad Daybell Half of it was just her going like I'm gonna find a way to get rid of these fucking kids. You just see Chad Daybell It's going oh, I don't know babe. I feel like I'm babies. That's probably pretty bad, babe But unfortunately they also pulled all of their podcast material They were on podcast for a thing for a network called preparing a people that is an entire it's a prepper the doomsday prepper Sure work. I don't know if it's available on Spotify. So I don't know if I can send you there to subscribe to them But I would say

Hold on a second. Why okay? Who pulled the podcast? Because the people preparing a preparing a people Straight up said which again also just sounds like a fucking cannibals recipe book Yes, like preparing a people said they they don't endorse the views of Chad Daybell or Lori Vallow in order They agree with murdering children or sending children on an unsupervised vacation For the seven months that they were supposed to be on vacation. I just feel all they've done Push they pushed the podcast

Underground people are gonna search and search for it like little truffle pigs looking for the truth And when they find it, they're gonna be more compelled to believe it than if it was just on this goofy-ass platform as a matter of fact I have a show to announce here that we're bringing to the last podcast network All right, so that's an update on the Vallow Daybell saga RIP to both of those beautiful children who obviously deserve a hell of a lot better than to be born to a psycho mother Henry let's let's do this I mean obviously we're in an era where arts and crafts are bigger than ever and people are bigger than ever

They're selling because fucking homebound their homebound and there's a lot of e-commerce going on right now But a lot of e-commerce a lot, but be careful out there folks. What you write in a review May come back to haunt you this story. I am actually I Don't know what side to choose Because all of us have read something online where you just like if I could see that person that wrote that thing online I'd send him a cow straight up had such dark Twisted fantasies about the you know when someone says those specifically very mean thing in a Dm or review of it being like what can I do?

How do I turn the tables on this? How do I how do I make them feel the way that I feel right now? And it seems like these guys figured out the way though. This comes from CVS Boston six eBay executives This is eBay. This is a huge company and this is this is the headline One of my favorite headlines we have ever read Six eBay executives and employees charged with sending threats bloody pig mask to Natick couple now This isn't Boston. You know, they're a fiery people in Boston. Hey, I don't mess with the folks of Boston We always have a great time there

They get drunk. They know how to drink their whiskey. They know how to eat Boston meatball Let's go to boy meatball meatball our friend out there great folks We're here this gun bosses EBS six former eBay executives to keep hitting the former Yeah, which I actually fired for doing this. I actually don't like that. They were fired But that's a whole nother thing. I mean they technically should have been given loyalty pins from the company on the inside Oh, like you publicly say that they were punished, but on the inside you go good work. Yeah, of course They led a cyber stalking campaign against a Natick couple They believed was critical of the company and an online e-commerce newsletter. This is not even a thing

I've ever this is just two people running a fucking block. Yeah, but you know what you know what Natick reports You know what Natick couple don't if you can't if you can't take the bullets Don't be firing the gun because all they're doing is they're going after eBay eBay says I don't think so Natick couple. They never see the name of this couple It's just the Natick couple. eBay's got your address They can fucking they know how to figure this shit out If you've ordered it for me if you've ordered anything for me, maybe they can figure out how to get to you US Attorney Andrew Lelling said that the eBay employees harassment included sending the couple

Disturbing deliveries. It was the bloody pig mask a box of live cockroaches and a funeral wreath This is a breakdown from the couple of all of the things that they received these deliveries included fly larvae and live spiders a Sympathy wreath on the occasion of the death of a loved one. I book of advice on how to survive the death of a spouse Pornography was mailed to their next-door neighbors, but in their couple in the couple's name Halloween masks featuring the face of a bloody pig and a pig fetus Was ordered and sent but the seller said where is this going to because it was for labs It was for dissections, and they were like why is this going to a residential address and they shut it down? Okay, but first of all, what if they love those things a lot of people are love cockroaches a lot of people have

Creatures that cockroaches eat. What is it? What is it like a frog now frogs don't need cockroaches. What do you do with the cockroach? I think you have a cockroach kind of family and then you watch them have sex with each other I don't know what you do with cockroaches, but you know Some people are into them, but I guess so, but I think people are into the big ones the little ones I don't know. I've never heard of keeping them as a pet, but yeah, mostly they're used for food Yeah, I suppose so so this is according to us attorney Andrew Lelling which again, I believe means that these are federal charges Because this happened this cyber stalking happened over a series of states Oh my god, this is the other one because they posted a classified ad on Craigslist claiming to be from the Nat a couple

Inviting singles couples and swingers to their house to party after 10 p.m. Any night of the week Nat a couple I don't know what you did in your newsletter, but you pissed off the wrong eBay employees This is according to the this is according to the US attorney He says it was determined systematic effort of senior employees at a major company to destroy the lives of a couple in Natick All because they publish content company executives didn't like well I don't know even they just said that they were critical of the company. They were critical in anything Well, it could have been why are they going after eBay?

This is why I'm almost on team eBay James Bowie's 45% out of San Jose, Cali He was eBay's former director. You got David Harville 48 out of New York City You got really shit 32 Stephanie Stockwell 26 Veronica Zeke 26 and then you got another dude Brian Gilbert 51 They were each charged with conspiracy to commit cyber stalking and conspiracy to tamper with witnesses This is this is national. This is all the way from California to the middle of the country to New York Honestly, what was in the Natick? They what was in the couples emails? What was in their newsletter? It must have been so inflammatory that they warranted a cows head being sent or a pigs head being sent to their front door. I

I need to see the newsletter before I cast judgment on these hard-working eBay employees The only way it's warranted truly is if they're like eBay sends kids to Hillary Clinton's house for them to fuck like It would have to be that level for them to say stuff like when they got two members of the leadership team Allegedly sent her forwarded text messages saying it was time to quote-unquote Take down the newsletter's editor one of the messages said the group wanted to quote-unquote Crush this lady. You got it. Hey, man. You're eBay. You're just you know, and you don't get you don't get all the power You're not Google. You ain't no Google This was policy this was eBay policy

yeah, they Part of the investigation included if this dude Devin Wenig he is the CEO of eBay He may also know about this. This could have been all the way to the top They don't fully know if he had anything to do with it This is according to what eBay said they said the internal investigation found that while mr. Wenig's communications were inappropriate There was no evidence that he knew in advance about or authorize the actions that were later directed towards the blogger and her husband However, as the company previously announced, there were a number of considerations leading to his departure from the company This is the biggest scandal to shake eBay

Since sense a frickin sense a haunted doll was being sold. This is I don't Don't understand how number one we never would have heard of this blog talking shit about eBay It's like saying a fucking negative shit about Apple. Yeah, Apple could suck my dick But what are you gonna do? You're gonna come fuck you. They are not I don't think that The members of the the panel of Apple are going to come and attack me personally no to It's I just don't they blew this up They made this huge. There is no reason. What could what could possibly

War it this style of attack on a bunch of different people What is it gonna lead to a bunch of like just messages randomly and eBay be like just gotta say I Certainly love eBay. I love them and I all right every single thing that they do. Yes I understand eBay is acting a little authoritarian here very threatening very mafioso. I get it But you got to admit Sending porno to their neighbor's house with their name on it is freaking gold Hilarious, that is a hilarious idea the guy that ran it. He used to work for the fucking government Did you see that their head of security used to work for in the intelligence community?

These are real spooks attacking like attacking American the American people American winers American but also Henry, let's just say that I don't want to come. I'm not gonna be too much of the of the Jerry Lawler here I'm not I don't want to just love the heel But who who takes the time to have an eBay and anti eBay newsletter? No, who does that fucking losers and then what do losers get sometimes they get a box of larvae They get wedgies. Yeah, I understand that yes is yes I do in a way the crime is commensurate to the punishment, but I will the only thing that is

I think the truly bad one is this sending all of the random ass people to the home Yes, it could have gotten them killed that is very true Where it got very extreme What I think that that's probably where a lot of this charges came from was doxing the couple and then trying to kill them I Because we hear we get it. You're allowed to have criticism I think you're allowed to you're allowed it out like our content if you don't like our content That's a part of the American way isn't it sure you sure you don't have to listen to it

You can get off of eBay. You don't have to purchase Baseball cards or used condoms whatever the hell they sell on that website. Oh, yeah, the huge condom market is incredible There's nothing. I love you. They call them soak socks. Yeah, but you know for a fact a Mark Ruffalo Mark Ruffalo starts selling used condoms on eBay. He could get 1500 bucks for that old spunk Let me fucking send him a Twitter message Mr. Come how much you come dry inside of an unlubed condom because you know those people in Hollywood don't lose to use the lube Hey, bitch. Can you go get me? Iron Man's come. I want some of Iron Man's come enough fucking the actor I want real Iron Man's come you're just gonna get Elon Musk's come because he's the closest thing to actual Iron Man

We have it is sad more like Illumina, man Him and Grimes smoke their fucking kratom out of oh my goodness, so we'll keep you updated on what goes on here This investigation began in 2019. We are now damn near halfway through 2020 So this has been this is on like this is like Macmillan's whoever was working this case for I'm assuming You know whatever whatever Justice Department stooge had to work this case Yes, this is actually this is pretty fun This is really fun because you got to really hate and then I because now I bet you the Nat a couple has to go Fully in hiding because if they don't there's gonna be a bunch of people doing copycat crimes at them

Just the simp just for the simple trolling of it just for the simple of like now I'm doing if eBay says I could do it. I'm doing it too. Also. It's a little bit scary Stephanie pop She's 32 years old again. She's one of the people charged. She was eBay senior manager of global intelligence I don't know if that a job is appropriate for a 32 year old But maybe it is maybe she really had to the mind for global intelligence in eBay I think some 32 year olds were different than when we were 32 Yeah, I was I could be in charge of the global intelligence of eBay. Yeah, I mean just sell it Yeah, in the in the on the opposite day for them

We are we are starting this week of shows off so well I'm I'm in mental pain. I Wanted to say this other story so I mean I feel like eBay We're gonna find out if this destroys the fucking company or how many more times they have done this happened last year eBay is stronger than ever. It's incredible I and the only thing that would make me happier is if this story was about Etsy and Finally all of these people who took up knitting trying to sell scarves to people Finally if they got their revenge because you read an Etsy review and it's like you need to leave these people alone

They're just here. They're in the crash trying to make art They're just trying to make golem nipple clamps. Okay, and that's for you That's for you stop harassing the people on Etsy, but of the top brass of Etsy became super cutthroat. Yes, that would be fun Here's another story. This story Involves this story is not really complete unless you see the video. Okay, I think you should even look it up and react to it I don't know if you get to it Um this comes from this this from the Sacramento be by Molly Sullivan Sacramento be actually comes up with some pretty good stories every now and again this story

This this video is one of them insane most insane things. I've ever seen quote-unquote. He's eating himself California man dies in custody after appearing to bite arms in video. No, this is true. Hmm a Almost 400 pound man acts as a 400 pound man's he um in a shirt porky pig in it the shirt No pants completely dick out. It's poor you see that five cops with a canine the canine unit a baton taser Get called for a they could call to a place as a guy 109 a.m. The Americana modern motel in the 1200 block of market street This is in a redding they responded to a 911 call reporting a woman heard screaming at the motel and a possible domestic

Disturbance when they arrived they found a man at the motel on a second-story balcony who was bleeding from his arms He had taken off his pants in his underwear He's described and he is accurately so as a heavy-set white male adult an axis of 400 pounds They communicated with the dude Down from the balcony to the parking lot and as he came towards the officers if you watch this cell phone video You hear a pop and all the officers pull out their guns He comes out He is nude screaming at them and then you watch him rip chunks out of his own fucking forearm

With his teeth like he just bites it and starts ripping it out He starts attacking at them spitting chunks of his own meat at the police officers who I noticed Didn't put a fucking knee on his neck. I'm watching the video now. He's a big old boy He's pushed down to the ground. He was not a hamhawk pretty good They grab they shot him with a taser They hit him with a beanbag round the police k9 dude was there barking at him and they hit him dude with a baton strike They're all on administrative leave all the cops are involved. They show he was attacking them growling at them His face covered him blood and they

Somehow peacefully arrested him. Well, there you go He was he was transported to a local hospital at around 143 a.m. Died 32 minutes later after experiencing a lot of quote medical difficulties Of course, a lot of folks are saying he was on drugs. They speculate maybe crystal meth. Maybe some cocaine Well, they found in his motel room. They found yes, they meth coke LSD Yeah prescription medication, you know because I can't go anywhere without my allergy meds

You have to and they also found a knife with some blood on it. So it's And the woman ran away. Yeah. Yeah, this guy wasn't doing great. He wasn't having a wonderful Monday I'm not sure what day this actually took place and now he is dead But what a way to go, you know, you always want to have a big bang on the way out And what's better than going out? Porky pig style as Henry said Eating your own arms, you know making yourself a buffet because what's better than half off appa teasers? Free fingers even if those fingers are attached to your own hand. Do you remember the movie Scrooge? I do know that one. Yes, Bill Murray classic

I always think of the moment when he is when the when his old boss when the boss comes back The first time he's told he's gonna be visited by three ghosts and the guy grabs Bill Murray by the throat and pushes him out the window and he's holding him in and Bill Murray is like Fighting and pulling on the forearm meat of the goats zombie character And I always thought it looked like chicken like always thought it looked like kind of rope be chicken And now I think about it as like just imagining his teeth sinking into how cuz that's a hard-ass bite And it's a hard bite to bite a chunk of your own meat off of your arm I might I've never been able to do it. I bite my own nails, but those are fairly simple to get off

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think you really you you got a gnaw on it It would it seems like it would be immensely painful But I guess if you're on enough if you're on coke and meth and LSD I don't know what that that man's brain He was God knows what he thought he was fighting. He may have thought he was in freaking battlefield earth Fighting against John Travolta. He may have thought that he was in Starship troopers and he was a huge bug and a Starship trooper like it was something going on there There's a lot going in there or he thought he was a Mario batali

Yeah, same body probably same dick Maybe do you remember that would Mario batali apologize for doing all those horrible things and then he gave her recipe for for Something Thinking it's like these buns will save me and it didn't mark you didn't Mario you fucked up your piece of shit All right. Well speaking of nudies. This is just a very short story in Eugene, Oregon I always love our folks out there in Eugene peaceful town for the most part But this dude

Older gentleman looks like he just got butt ass naked He went on top of a railroad sign and started throwing rocks at people and you're like well How long he could do that? How long could a person go on top of a railroad sign totally nude and throw rocks? I love these protests. He did this for 13 hours He was 13 hours and it's just a picture. It is a very uncomfortable sign I have no idea how he could do it for 13 hours Eventually he just I guess got tired He ended the standoff at 10 30 in the morning, but he started it at 9 30 p.m

So he took this standoff all night Well into the morning and finally ended just before lunch I have no clue how he was able to stand up there for this long if David Blaine did it Oprah would have him on the show It would be an ABC special, but because this man did it. Oh, and he did it illegally Oh, and he's naked and oh, he's throwing rocks at civilians. It's illegal. So he just made the beat But what was the point? What was he trying to fight? Apparently he didn't like trains that is I don't think this is part of any larger Part of he's not a part of any of the movements

He's not a part of anything. He's not trying to amplify black trans lives He's not trying to do anything. Okay. He's got okay. He's just a naked bald white dude very thin So maybe that helped when it comes to the when it comes to the ability to stand on this for 13 hours Well, yeah, I would say that because I can't sit For 45 minutes. No, I can't do anything for a longer period of time than maybe 15 minutes comfortably My butthole hurts when I am sitting in a nice chair. That is because you always make a mistake When it comes to sitting like you did when we were going to Australia and I said and I said how are I walked? I've ever been the same I slept on our trip to Australia. What is it a 13 hours flight 19 hours?

It was a 15 hour flight. I slept like a baby the whole time because I took my tracies I wake up towards the end of the flight this the flight attendant looked at me like I was a god because she's like I've never seen anyone Sleep that long on a flight before the guy never seen anybody kiss a flight attendant either, huh? The guy was visibly upset with me because I can only imagine what I was doing when I was sleeping because I was we were Just in coach because that's it's like 10. It's like 15 grand to fly In a middle seat yet on the buckle the entire time, but then yeah, my buttholes has never been the same Well, that's what happened. I walked up to Henry. It's like how's your flight going? He's like my ass has been killing me and then you sat on a steel Buckle the whole time

Here's another person to but who's butthole will never be the same. It's like it's time to get to the teaser article I talked about. Oh my this comes from Lincolnshire live. This is in the UK It sounds like Lincolnshire live should only have news about like and then the fire cracked Like it should not have news like this seems like it seems like it sounds like a quaint Quaintown should literally be a chimney sweep with an accordion and a one of those monkeys with symbols and that's it That's Lincolnshire live. Yeah So this woman who had sex with three dogs claims. She didn't know it was wrong from now this is written by

Daniel Smith a Pension I he would sex with three different breeds of dogs don't know why you need a brag like that I don't know you act like that's makes her fucking diverse. It starts with the breeds of dogs. It's like, okay Thank you for that information. She had sex with she was filmed having sex with the same Bernard a black lab and an Alsatian ooh, those are Exposed as a result of an RAF police investigation would censor on a man identified as organizing a bizarre sex party at which owners Watch their dogs having sex with women and then went on to have sex themselves with the women I think it's kind of like a thing where you start to look like your pet. I

Guess so if you see a picture of this woman again, you can find it at the headline as Henry said woman who had sex with three dogs Claims she didn't know it was wrong. Just search that and you'll be This is this is why I chose to read the story I don't like reading every single bestiality story, but I thought that this was interesting But um, she was included they were included on a on a disc drive that was given to police Yes, an eight minute 59 second video You go ahead and say nine minute of Mrs. Bodich because that was her name her name was Mrs. Carol Bodich Carol Bodich who looks like Just she looks like nanny 9-1-1

She looks like she's about to go take care of your children that are misbehaving and to make them behave She'll have sex with the family dog until they stop screaming She's a real Mary Pupins. She is a real Mary Pupins. She is totally normal-looking Which makes me Horrified of this story. Yep, cuz she's just a granny Looking like a lady. Yep. Yeah, she doesn't have a fucking Bernard's come here tattoo on her forehead Yeah, so she was engaged in vaginal and oral sex with a Saint Bernard named Oscar What she identified when the defendant was interviewed she admitted of course I had penetrated sex with dogs

She accepted it. She had taken place over several years. She was unaware. It was illegal. She identified the dogs She said she had penetrated a vaginal sex with a Labrador and twice with an Alsatian Oh, I love that. She's bragging. She recalled that she had vaginal and oral sex with a Saint Bernard She said yeah, there's at least eight photographs and then and then 30 GIFs the 30 GIFs I don't know. That's not the biggest issue going on here the pronunciation of GIF or GIF that's up for debate What's not is Carol Bodich is a sick bitch 64 years old 64 years old she has admitted to the charge of intercourse with an animal between the 13th of November

2011 and the 25th of November 2014 So I guess this happened a while ago, but then she also had 37 extreme porno images from March 21st 2016 She's just been having sex with dogs for like and 20 to 30 years cataloging it Fucking putting it up. They're like she was collecting butterflies. She was it was like sex in the city but if fucking SJP was getting railed on by a bunch of fucking boxers

Well, there's another dude Daniel Galloway. He was 65 He admitted to aiding at a betting Carol to having intercourse with the animals He admitted charging of making making the indecent images of Children he's also Child porn this Better did it. Yeah, do it again take me to the zoo or go down to the zoo. I'll teach a giraffe how to eat pussy You'll be amazing. What how many animals you could teach how to eat pussy? People are eating or dare I say even more dangerous driving are about to drive themselves right into the semi-truck in front of them

Watch out be careful on the road James Gray. He's the dude who I'm assuming is their defense attorney He said she's 64 with no previous convictions He goes on to say both she and mr. Galloway you can stop with the mr. And mrs. After you found them having sex with dogs Yeah, there's no a gentleman. Why do we need to be so fucking formal? Yeah, we don't fuckers Yeah, I feel like really yet truly we don't have to be we can call we could literally call her sick bitch and And dog fucker and that's that's it. That's the only title she needs because that's it Even if she was an accountant before her hairdresser, she's not anymore. No dog fucker this Trump's everything that she's ever done He says both she and mr. Galloway have suffered considerable

Have suffered considerable public humiliation. They've been ostracized by their friends and family Yeah, yeah What do you want us to do if you write a bad you you want to go like yay? Oh, so can't we can't wait to see a carol this weekend. What a fun weekend. Oh, can you actually? Hide Truman. Yeah, cuz you know every single time she comes over she pays all that extra shit So fucking attention to Truman and the last time I saw her she put a hot dog up her ass Truman was eating it out of it like it was fucking lady in the tram But really it was really lady in the tram. Oh my the the defense attorney goes on to say they have suffered that added element of

Punishment which less salacious cases would not present. Yeah, of course Yes, fuck a bunch of dogs put it on camera. The news is gonna pick it up That is very true coronavirus man making people crazy, dude, but you know what this is even crazier The the maximum sentence she could have faced for having sex with a dog two years So she's Bodice was given a community order with 12 months supervision and a 16-week nighttime curfew I don't know but it's seems like they don't really think it's that big of a deal. Yeah, you know, you know, man Oh, man, maybe it's just because maybe it's just because I love Wendy so much

I love our dog so much and I just I I just don't know why I feel like At least give her 10 years I don't some I mean Michael Vick got three and a half and he was fighting them I mean, I almost feel like what they were going through at least they had a chance She was just having sex with all these dogs and they show a picture in the article about what does the black lab look? They're so beautiful and pristine. I mean just I saw that man. Anyway, this is according to the judge judge Michael Heath

This is what he said when past passing sentence. He says what you engaged in was first of all unlawful and Secondly disgusting. I go good. I am told that you have received public humiliation as a result of the publicity in this case That does not surprise me But the fact that they're taking into account Like oh people have been mean to her like the fact that they're taking that into account in their justice system is so foreign to us as For those non-american listeners our justice system would have they would have made her have sex with the dog in the courtroom And then like people all go like bark bark bark bark bark like at her all day Oh, yeah, that's a part of the punishment here. We we encourage that here. So I don't know about the guy

I think Daniel Galloway better have gotten more time than that because I think it was a child porn porn So yeah, yeah, it's a child porn on that too. So he's really going down the other woman Get that I feel like there should be some form of mandatory Mandatory mental help thing this is the truth where I'd say about like the the concept of defunding the police and the idea of like having more mental health resources Available would actually really help because this is what I like this is the UK. I know I know Yeah, they don't even have fucking guns there. They're not even a friend of the cops. They didn't even give her any jail time

I'm usually afraid of them. That's actually I feel like yeah, maybe we should send our cop tanks to them You know what? I love that a 1033 program, but instead we send it over to them Well, well, I'm sure we'll be there at some point with our tanks when we have to win another war Alright, so it's also kind of weird that these were all on DVDs who uses DVDs anymore, huh? I guess dog fuckers might not have the greatest the most technological sound group I just I am actually a so That story is insane Henry. That's everything out of me It really makes me upset and hurt and upset man. It's just the morbid like oh, yeah, that was rudus

Oh, yeah, that was Oscar like I heard just name them like they're her old friends like a bunch of fucking real sailors She had sex with good Let's cleanse the palette with this story that I think is really fun This is Arkansas a man stabbed after ghost hunting in Little Rock cemetery No, it's hard. It's hard to do this comes from ABC 7 the Arkansas by Paige Cushman Officers responded to the roadway in and a little rock early Tuesday morning where a man reported being kidnapped and stabbed two men and women were on a Paranormal hunting exhibition at a cemetery in Little Rock around 1 50 a.m When they got into a verbal argument probably about gas money I

During the argument 31-year-old Mark Gallo a reportedly insisted on driving and the three drove away from the cemetery another No way Another galloway the woman who was in the in the passenger seat of the vehicle told police that she asked Gallo a to stop the vehicle because she could not breathe Gallo a reportedly refused to stop the car and the woman tried to take the keys out of the ignition Maybe it was Annabelle. Oh Annabelle The other man who was in the backseat told police he also tried to get control of the vehicle Gallo

I began stabbing the man with a knife I don't know what the hell went on and this goes something hunting ghost humping like that's actually that should be a thing Well, that's how you actually get the ghosts. I don't like this whole hunting where they're screaming lay down flat Get that bottle open and let the ghost know it can come in like you're the ghost buster's trap where that sucks in the ghosts indeed Entry me Entry me And then you oh and a woman could you so show the ghost her breasts sure Everybody like that wouldn't that make the fucking ghost world a better place. Yeah, absolutely would absolutely would so he wasn't caught

He wasn't he wasn't stabbed too bad officers responded the hotel when they found the man with stab wounds in his thigh and torso Galloway also had cuts on his chin and his left hand They were both taken down. They were both taken to medical services Galloway was been charged with first-degree battery and false imprisonment So I wonder so Galloway was the guy driving who refused to stop to let the couple out and then the dude in the back started Stabbing galloway. No Galloway started stabbing the dude in the back who is trying to stop him from driving the car because the woman that they were with Was complaining saying that she could not breathe

So how would the guy who is driving also be able to stab? The guy I guess you got like how my mom used to fucking hit me in the back Yeah, I know and I'm trying to do it here. I guess you could get to the thighs Okay, if you could use your peripheral vision and then at this point you're not really concerned about the quality you're driving Right. No, you are you are just trying to stab stab stab stab stab and I wonder what it was Do you think it was that he just said I bet you they're having the conversation this sitting there She's going through the fucking phone and at some point they're like, oh my god Y'all look at this. We got a whole bunch of orbs on here

It's like let me see them orbs, and they're looking towards and the guy in the back seat What if he just had the fucking nerve to say you know what I bet orbs are just dust Fuck you bitch fuck you well me fucking orbs are fucking dust if that was the case I think the stabbing may be warranted. It doesn't seem like that was the case And if you show if you take a look at this guy's mugshot thin guy long hair One of those goatees that says restaurant employee, but like recently fired Someone who might not have their life together Because ghost hunting was his attempt to get back on the right track

You know when people are just out of rehab and they said I think I got it figured out I'm gonna become a paranormal investigator, and it's like you got to have something else going I'm gonna possibly wrestle with the ghosts of my past that I need to learn to wrestle with the ghosts inside of this castle that's a good point and Henry and I and hopefully Marcus as well at some point will be on a ghost hunter in Adventure I'm gonna bring so much weed. They did tell us we couldn't get stolen, but I'm bringing weed I'm bringing my weed vape. Oh, I don't give a fuck. I'm getting hammered. Yeah. Yeah, fucking hammered back there, buddy But you worry about that. Yep. I

We don't have a lot of time to go into this and I also they don't really even understand it But I want to just bring up to take a look at this story because I want to get more to some fucking woo woo bullshit This creepy cosmic radio burst repeats a hundred every hundred fifty seven days This is from popular mechanics there. We're discovering this fast radio burst that is Zapping from space exactly on a hundred and fifty seven day cycle No one knows why the hell it is doing that it has been going on since 2007 when they were discovered damn alright So what does it all mean Henry break it all down mathematically and scientifically? somebody in

space left there car door open Or you ever see that you know what it could be you know how because you I just got a new fridge And now all the fridge have the fat boil arms on them What is the what's the fat boil? Fat boil arms are when the other thing is open for too long and it goes like get it it get it it

I know technically it's supposed to be like you're wasting energy. You're you're fucking Yeah, it feels like that shaming like literally being like I purchased you fridge don't tell me How long I can look at me how long does the refrigerator door have to be open before it starts scolding you for even looking inside of it Like it's the world's worst strip club. It's like three to four minutes Oh, I'm not eating my midnight sandwich until it takes me a good ten minutes because you got to put the bologna on there You got to do the whole thing. You know how many times I've made that that it's like that is the way I eat I merge especially hammered from back in the day not as much anymore because now when we're homebound all the time But when I used to come back from like going out to a bar you come home at night

You open the refrigerator because maybe it's hot in the kitchen Yeah, you construct an entire sandwich hammered on your hands In front of the refrigerator and consume it in the glowing light of the refrigerator. It's one of the few joys That we are a truly allowed to have I completely agree with you Alright, well, let's do we will not figure out what that sound is on this week's episode But next week. Oh, we got it Maybe somebody left the refrigerator door open up there in outer space Henry said car door But I just switched it up a little bit the other thing I wanted to talk about also. There's these those crazy the this

the black men being either hung or committing suicide and a In giant amounts in so Cal that is happening right now That's like two dudes back to back that they said now official of the official read on their deaths of suicide But it's fishy as fuck. It seems to be some kind of like there. There's like a hangman There's like a lyncher Happening right now on so Cal and no one knows what the fuck is going on We don't know because the police are saying they they committed suicide due to the stress of the pandemic

Which does we we did track we did talk about that on abling and stop at suicide rates are Extremely high right now and the suicide hotline Hopefully they got a good Ted Bundy over there because they are fielding a lot of phone calls Of course Bundy used to work at a suicide hotline, but yes, we will keep following that story And of course we can keep you up to date on all all things hate On abling and stop at and of course we'll discuss it here and that is a perfect lead-in To hero of the week This week's hero of the week, it's a Kentucky tattoo shop

They are going to cover up hate symbols for free to give people a chance to change This is very important of course because when you have your body body marked up with symbols of hate It's hard for society to see that you've moved on so you have to physically transform as well The name of the the name of the Kentucky tattoo shop is gallery X art collective. It's in Murray They announced the deal last week and they said there will be no questions asks no questions asked They have cover-up artists and the whole thing and this is according to their post They said let's get that shit off your body the post read we have get it off your fucking body and I that is huge It's a huge step to make sure that like because it's it shows that you're fucking growing

Learning and you probably also can't get a fucking job as is good Well, definitely not a one not not one you'd want so he goes on to say We have plenty of pre-drawn designs and flashbooks So if you feel like it's time to change your hate or have been reformed But but maybe a little bit too broke to cover up your mistake of a tattoo come see me And you'll get a class tattoo for free that can start your path to being the person you were meant to be The idea was launched by tattoo artist Jeremiah Swift and Ryan Young So thank you so much for that that really is sometimes the heroes are a little goofy or than other heroes

But these heroes are truly doing some great work get some get some training to because you know the thing is when it comes to tattoos they practice on pigs first and then you got then you got to be You got to practice on a person at some point But you know, this is good practice for them. I think so and you know, and it's a for a good cause It's for a good cause so more than a raise that hey more than 500 people have reached out to help getting rid of Swastikas and well, you can just imagine the whole gamut The very first person to take up the artist was a gal named Jennifer Tucker. She's 36

She had a confederate flay tattooed on her ankle since she was 18. She got that little thing covered up Losers very good. All right, there I was All right, you know what she replaced the confederate flag with hmm pickle Rick character from Rick and Morty You know I'm not mad that it's eclipsed my entire career. I am I am fine with pickle Rick I am fine with it. I like Rick and Morty and I think that that is good Pickle Rick Have you seen that episode? No, I don't know anything about the show. I you should watch Rick and Morty

It is very fun. No, I know it is I just I know I Okay, the idea of me sitting at home tall boy of Bud Light A German spits and a freaking Chihuahua Dashound watching cartoons is too sad I can't look that is the uniform and location of a man who pretends to be a little girl on the internet to bait pedophiles Like they arrive at your home and you just beat the living fuck out of that's a great fucking hobby Okay, so I have a couple of different levels of Letter here today that some are really there's got a guy got a couple of creepies. I got one that I feel like Even reading it

You know, let's let it let's let it work for him. Okay. All right this first one. I'm just gonna get it out of the way here Well, this first one I'm gonna do first of all this a response to my at my request for More stories about military paranormal. Okay, cool. Cool. So I have a friend who recently returned from a deployment to Afghanistan and shared these two experiences. He had I jokingly asked him if he saw any giants while he was there and we remember we talked about the red-haired giants the at the Afghan Giants and kind of this idea that in the in the Hills of Kandahar, you know, maybe fabled giant people dude I was just watching YouTube videos on the giant of Kandahar from 2000. I believe it was 2007 There was a troop that saw it and killed it

Which is probably why that's why we talked about giants don't like to see all the little people and giants would be very nice But every time you little people see it They try to try to shoot it and kill it and the giant just wanted to be friends Well, if this giant was stronger, he'd kill all the little people But we managed to buy just sheer force of numbers managed to defeat the giant at all times Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, and that's important to remember as an American citizen. Our leader should be afraid of us. I agree with that I jokingly asked him if he saw any Giants while he was there. He said he was in a tower pulling a guard ship I jokingly asked him if he saw any Giants while he was there and he looked at me very surprised

He said he was in a tower pulling a guard shift with another soldier and an Air Force support personnel to Army infantrymen and a tactical air control party specialist for clarification It was about 11 p.m. When they noticed a fire out in the distance with three people sitting around it Noticing that these men were surprisingly close to their position. The other soldier pulled out a rangefinder to call it up They were shocked when the ragefinder Registered the campfire at around one kilometer away when they could all clearly make out small details of the men's movement even at night After verifying the distance several times They agreed that at that distance these people had to be about 15 feet tall

Who appear to be only a couple hundred meters away? The airmen then coordinated with an ISR drone asset in the area to get more information from the air after Repeatedly sweeping the area up the drone couldn't pick up a heat signature from any of the men or their fire Once the drone left the three in the tower continued to observe the men in the campfire They were for the rest of the night as soon as the Sun cleared the horizon the fire and the three giant men vanished Without even any lingering smoke to mark their location Cool Love they've seen several big they said several range lines of big large huge humanoid figures moving along ridge lines

This is the second experience of this this man from Afghanistan guy serving in Afghanistan It happened once again. We said when he was in an overnight guard shift His unit was providing security for an ale for an airfield He was tasked with observing the security camera feed and coordinating the radio communications between all of the guard towers Sometime in the night their CRAM activated counter rocket artillery mortar system that tracks speed and direction of incoming projectiles They spit out a rope of 20 millimeter high explosive incendiary rounds to intercept the target I want one of those damn. I don't know if you can legally have one, but I don't know if I want you to give me one You can buy one of the robot dogs for 74 grand. You see that. Yeah, you want to have sex with one. Yeah, yeah, Boston Dynamics

Oh, I'm fine. Boston Dynamics blow it up Terminator 2 Before any of the personnel could see the target the system was firing Immediately the CRAM observed the target changing its direction to fly straight up 500 meters and coming to a dead stop It moved at an incredible speed Straight over the CRAM system and was lost Everyone at the airfield was talking about what happened including the a few Air Force pilots after looking at the data They said no human being could survive that level of instantaneous acceleration. Wow We get a weird weird weird stop killing the Giants

I mean, what's wrong with people as soon as they see something that they can't explain they just blow it up They've we should be with napalm. I'm gonna say this. I remember when I first saw you we got to be hiring these Giants Use them to fight When are you gonna hire me for something the only thing you hired me for was your Netflix special and you cut all my lines You were you were tall No, I know what the truth is you've said it before you've never not said it laugh it I Wish we everyone could see how good it was

Your performance. I was a wonderful performance and everyone could see it. I was bigger than everyone Four years ago. I was awoken from my sleep by a bright white light I assumed that it was just a car turning around on my driveway and turned over to go back to sleep As I rolled over I realized that the light was coming from the wrong side of the room for it to come from the window I opened my eyes And in the corner of my room, I saw a large glowing figure standing in the corner whatever it was It was as tall as my ceiling. It was sort of crouching in a way It was a whitish gray color fully nude and had no distinguishable features

I couldn't make out any eyes ears a nose or mouth, but I could see that it was somehow it was smiling I wasn't scared or concerned at all about its presence So I convinced myself that it was some kind of weird conscious dream and tried to go back to sleep I pulled the covers up to my chin and closed my eyes, but I could still see the light coming from this fucker I opened my eyes and this thing is kneeling right next to my bed looking directly at me despite not having any goddamn eyes I'm still irrationally calm and relaxed almost as if it was making me feel that way The room is freezing and smells like a Dentist office and smoke this thing and its light just vanishes

And I realized that smoke is billowing into my bedroom from underneath the door I got out of the house and called the fire department who were able to put the fire out before it spread throughout my house This thing woke them woke them up. Yeah Over the next few days I convinced myself that the thing I saw was just a combination of smoke inhalation and a bad dream And I didn't tell anybody about it until exactly one week later when my sister's house fully burns to the ground during the night Weird As I'm helping her go through some of the rubble She tells me about this weird dream

She had that woke her up for her sleep and the reason that she was able to get out of the house She had the same exact Fucking dream that I had she saw the same thing Smell the same thing and felt the same fucking way The only difference is hers in mind was that she said that her thing was making some sort of clicking chirping noise as it Kneeled beside her bed. They were all super weird, right? But she knows maybe it was some shitty horror movie fast forward to Christmas 2019 The family's together exchanging gifts and everyone gets a laugh out of my sister and I buying each other the same gift

Someone makes a comment about how we so much what we're so much alike And I impulsively say yeah, we even shared dreams We then we told the whole family about our weird ass dream and our mom gets pissed She's going off asking where we heard about that. How did we find her diary? After assuring her that we had no idea what the fuck she was going on about she tells us her story She's 17 18 years old driving home from work late at night during a bad rainstorm There's no street lights or houses. So it's pitch black out and pouring down rain She saw a bright white light ahead of her on the road

And she thought someone had stopped on the side of the road to await out the storm and she gets closer to the light She realizes that it isn't a car. It is a seven-ish foot tall glowing thing standing in the middle of the road Stops her car in front of it and crouches down so she could see its face This thing has no distinguishable features But she can sense that it's looking at her and smiling It stands back up and slowly walks across the road and into the woods before vanishing She makes it back home and tells her family what happened and they all laugh and tell her she's crazy She said that she wrote about it in her diary that night

And when she woke up the next day her dad hold had told her that a tornado had touched down on the road That she'd been on the night before and everything was destroyed Whoa So perhaps it's an angel Perhaps it's a demon. Is it bringing these whores or is it saving them from them? It's don't know It's good. We don't know. It's warning them either way. It's definitely warning them. Very cool. Love that story No, this is a story that I feel like I don't think it's going to do any harm

But I feel like we're helping someone maybe achieve some sort of physical physical pleasure from this Okay, but I wanted to read it so because a lot of people had questions and we had a lot of questions about sounding Sure, and we wanted to know What it was like from last week's episode where we talked about the woman We talked about the man who fished the usb cord up his penis and destroyed his bladder, right? And we wanted to know where all the pleasure from all this kind of shit. This person breaks it down pretty thoroughly. Okay First it's the taboo nature of it It might be that sounding crosses some sort of heteronormative boundary in terms of penetration

Or it might be that western society has such a difficult time with the human body and body waste I'm not into urine and feces Note I'm a hetero male millennial not exceedingly masculine and lbgtq positive Whatever it is the word naughty comes to mind The second aspect of sounding pleasure is fear Again, it might just be me But the excitement that comes the first time a haga sound slips beyond your grasp is incredible It's like the first time you jerked off. You're wondering. Did I break it? Am I gonna die?

The first time you breach your bladder is similarly exciting though inadvisable Clean your toys thoroughly bladder infections aren't fun I believe my enjoyment of the fear is directly tied to a vivid memory of older cousins sharing urban legends about people who shove dry spaghetti noodles in The last aspect of sounding pleasure is from the sensations For me something kind of snug in my urethra feels great Particularly if it's stiff. Oh my I did get my start with folded over usb cables like the man in the story But a proper sounding toys worth the money. I know some people are into stretching and having something super large inside them

But that's not my back I've tried running the sound in and out rhythmally sort of like intercourse, but it didn't really do much for me But what's an extreme pleasure? You can access your prostate through your urethra. Whoa, that's a roundabout way sounding. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it really is that is that's taken taking the scenic route there It's like showing the asshole to you showing your asshole to an optometrist. Yes indeed one of the best Most extreme things I enjoy is a long flexible sounding tube with a polished middle piece of the end wire to a tens machine A shock box. Oh the other wire is either connected to a standard shock pad placed on the scrotum of penis or a middle anal toy

Okay, either way the orgasm is incredible The shocking stuff might make people think s&m, but it could be done without pain Look at that. There you go. Thank you very informative. Be safe out there And be safe out there. Get the real tools. Have a little fun with it. Sure Many many many people have emailed and said get a butt plug or pussy thing with flares a flared end There it is. Something you could really get at it because the act of the pleasure is not the problem. It's the the the The shit that you're gonna run into going into a COVID-19 infested emergency room

Because you got a fucking mechanical pencil shoved up your dick hole. Oh, that's where you're gonna be That's where I we're looking out for you tie a string to it Absolutely, you want to be able to get it out Nothing you never want your butthole to be a well That something is lost inside of because no, I don't want a little jimmy in there No, I don't want a little jimmy in there screaming yelling for the police. I mean, they're kind of heat right now Or I don't trust the LPD. Remember baby, Jessica That's all I think about every fucking every day. All right. Do you have any more emails Henry? Nope. That is it. Okay

Thank you so much for submitting great emails truly informational Um Super creepy when it comes to that spot a smiley face. What do you think is it an angel? Is it a demon? Is it a ghost? Can they be the same? Who knows? You tell us stories LP otl at gmail.com Love those spooky stories and it does seem like we have a lot of tales that go throughout family lineage Which I'm sure there's something to do with that. So if you want to know that Alien abductions and experiences with aliens oftentimes goes with the family same thing with ghosts I wonder what it is. I don't know if it's just straight up. It starts with the

Maybe your parents talking about it. And so it enters into your subconscious as a little kid Or is it one of those things where it follows family lines because they are fucking breeding you could be could be All right, everyone. Thank you for listening to side stories Thank you every day Thank you for the side stories and listen Go out there you push and push and push You make sure that the police and know that they can not to fight us forever And you do your job and you gotta live every day

Yes, you do You're gonna live every day like just in case something bad's gonna happen to you a translucent Man woman thing will tell you just expect it. I hope so live life with fear live life without fear All right, no net. All right, go out there try to love Uh-huh try to love your family try to love your penis enough that you want to get something big and tight and thick Fucking snake. It's getting really snug up in your urethra. Well, that would be painful But and love your bladder enough that you will wipe that thing down with alcohol once you ask your grandma To fish it up there and slide it out there because you're at home because god knows what's happened to your career

Sure, if this economy Yeah, yeah, and you want to laugh Like a man who's just tickled his prostate all the way up from the tip of his car Wow, wow, you got it. Oh whoo. Oh the strange all these two whoo what a GPS would define that Was it the state and the strange trips you'd take? What is the dr. Seuss book? All the places you'll go. Yeah Yeah, it's great. Sometimes the places you'll go is from the fucking out little kissy mouth of your penis

Because you ever do that you ever do it as a kid Uh, probably I do that for hours as a kid. I used to go and make it go Make my penis lips go a little fish and go like Yeah, yeah, I would assume as much anymore That's good. Yeah, I mean you can't is something you can only do by yourself I mean not really but don't do it on the bus. Don't do it on the bus No, no, no, no, you could make those noises and know that's what you're making your penis do But you can't show anybody your penis. Yeah, that's where you've got to live your life. Mm-hmm. All right, everyone

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