Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Epstein

Episode Date: August 15, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Jeffrey Epstein commits suicide, and TV Santa gifts the world televisions.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. You know what is nice? What's that like? You know it's kind of as you slide into the end of summer and you know people are kind of in a kind of vacation-y spot. You know. It'd be nice to have our own little island. Yes, that's what you want though. It would be nice to just have our own private plane with some of our favorite friends. Some more popular than others. You know what I mean? Just nice young enthusiastic crew.

Just they're just not at our bidding but they hate to say no. They hate to disappoint you. You get to go out there to your little island with your little masseuse house. They just stay all day in the masseuse house. There's different types of masseuses happening to you and different levels of it. Different young enthusiastic masseuses doing their job just so fervently because they're on an island and there's nowhere for them to go. They can't escape. It seems very like a hostage, like a captive situation. No, no, no. Absolutely not. Everyone's very volunteered. They love the experience. They're there for an experience.

They are island interns is what I will call them. I was thinking that we could call it something like the BroLita Express. Oh, yeah, that could be fun. All hot dogs all the time. Yeah, dude. I just get so mad because again, it's just nice to just think about relaxing because it's been a slow news week. I mean, nothing has happened this week. Nothing important. No significant deaths. Really, I mean, I don't even know what we're going to talk about but let's jump into it. Hey, what's up everyone? This is Side Stories. I am Ben with Henry.

I know if we only had one big news story to talk about, Travis is actually here with us as well because that's how much we are. We're searching. We're searching for things to talk about. What do we even talk about? Heaven has another angel because heaven is just a prison for good people who've only been convicted of being sex offenders and not sex traffickers. Oh, very good. Do you think that when Epstein got to heaven?

Because you know he went to heaven because I feel like at this point, at this point, I think those are the people who actually go to heaven. Just to piss him off, he's in heaven. I'm not sure if that would be in line with his religious beliefs. But it's so amazing that the curtains open. I imagine curtains. Michael Jackson's there. Really? Michael Jackson's there. Bill Cosby's father is there.

And the two of them are just like, we are just about to start a band and you can join Jeffrey. How much fun that would be, Jeffrey Epstein up there. Maybe he went to Muslim heaven, the ISIS heaven with all the virgins there. He'd be so happy to get all the new young girls he can teach. We're being a little bit facetious because Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide this weekend. Yes, Jeffrey Epstein, he was in a Manhattan jail. He committed suicide on Saturday morning. I was walking into the airport to see Marcus and Henry and Travis.

And I sat down and they looked at me and they said, Ben, have you heard the news? As if it was like, what, did the New York Knicks get Kevin Durant? What happened? Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide today. And it was, I mean, one of those strange moments where in life you can actually just not celebrate the death of someone, but you are just sort of aghast at what a waste of a human being he was. Well, your reaction was you said neat, if I recall correctly. Yes, I remember you literally went neat, neat.

You were half asleep. You were half asleep when you arrived, when you were holding the airport. See, I woke up to my phone exploding. Woke up to my phone just bing, bing, bing, bing. I thought something actually had happened to somebody I love. I scramble over, I look at it, and I have not been tagged in a pedophile's death so much since my uncle Randy died. Is that right? I cannot believe the way this news spread.

So I guess we can get into a little bit. Real quick, before we start, fellow suicides, the BC boys, the Romeo and Juliet of the North, two boys. What's his name? Shmigelsky. Yeah, Shmigelsky and Mugelsky. Whatever their names were. Kamma Cloud and Breyer Shmigelsky were found in a lovers pack dead by suicide. That's how they found them, they believe.

Really? They shot each other in the head. It was a lovers pack? Is that, are you make, is that a Henry make them up? One got shot in the head. And the other one, what I believe that they did is that they put a little cyanide pill in the very tip of Breyer's penis. Is that right? At the end of his cock.

And he was like, one last time for my brother in arms. And he sucked on that fucking, that limp noodle until the suicide pill worked its way down his throat and then he died. So romantic. You're not a coroner though, so I don't know, I mean, but this is what, this is, this is what you've heard. I'm not a coroner, but I'm also not a foreigner. So it's like making up fun reasons and ways that people die. Yes, of course. But yes, their suicide pact has now been completed.

I'm just hoping they had that song from Romeo and Juliet. I'm kissing you. Oh, what, what a romance indeed. Yes, indeed. The two boys who terrified British Columbia for a multiple weeks, they are found dead as sort of Henry. The boogie men are gone. The boogie men, the boogie boys are gone. You can sleep again.

You can't sleep again. And hopefully for the victims of the three families, they can have a little bit of closure, although these things are just so immensely stupid and ridiculous. I am sure that that is hard to come by, but the BC boys are officially dead. But we, I mean, I'm actually surprised that they did commit suicide because I believe they did commit suicide and they weren't eaten by a bear. Nope. Nope, they committed suicide before it happened. I guess they were just, their love was too pure. Is that right?

The embrace and death was too tight for a polar bear. A polar bear looked on in jealousy because polar bears made for life and with the polar bear population dwindling, I imagine it's harder and harder to find a suitable polar bear mate. Because all the good ones are either dead or married. Yeah, that's not it. Hey buddy, I know, I know the score of that game. But yes, let's get on to the biggest news story of the week. Without a doubt, Jeffrey Epstein, and as soon as this news hit, every single person on Twitter had an idea of how it happened. And because of that, there was a lot of misinformation spread around.

There's quite a bit of misinformation. We, we don't know what happened. We know that he was found hanging in his cell, hung in his cell. Something happened in the night. The fact that after his initial suicide attempt, I think it was in the beginning of June. I believe it was mid June. I think it was the 26th of July, I actually believe it was. Oh, was it July?

Was it that far? I believe it was. We know that he was put on Suicide Watch and a week later he was taken off of Suicide Watch. We know that he had a cellmate for a period of time that he was supposed to have a man named Nicholas Tartiglioni. Whoa, Tartiglioni. A corrupt Westchester cop who murdered four in a weird underground cocaine deal and he is jacked. This dude's a big motherfucker. Yeah, he looks like the picture in those ads on the side of like the weather channel where it's like,

the one trick this guy knows makes bodybuilders hate him. He's got the huge rippling biceps. Yes. But every, the most toxic Trump followers that were their Twitter icon is just a big jack dude with wrap around Oakley's on, taken from his car. It is that same selfie. So he was put with him. We don't know whether or not, he said that he was not a part of the original either quote unquote suicide attempt or attack on Jeffrey Epstein's life.

We know that in the days after he was released from Suicide Watch, Jeffrey Epstein said that he believed he was going to be attacked again. We know that the MCC, right, is what it's called, the MCC? Yes, the Manhattan Correctional Center. We're now looking into the errors that might have happened during the night that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide. We know that they were very understaffed. They were understaffed by literally four to six thousand employees. Yes, that is really the biggest truth that we know. The New York City jail system is extremely understaffed across the board.

No. The stories of Rikers Island are truly hellacious. So that we do know. Ben, the biggest truth is that this is a game of clue where every suspect is a wealthy pedophile. No, it's true. Honestly, at the same time. I didn't know that part of clue. That is true.

We are looking at the most loaded story on the face of the planet, right? Because now every conspiracy theory and its mother and father and uncle and grandfather and grandmother are in play. We are looking at what Marcus and I had a long conversation in the airport that when the news hit. And the big thing is that I think that people are going to look at August 10th, 2019 as a milestone in conspiracy theory thought. The way that JFK's assassination was, the way that now I guess the landing, the moon landing, all of these stories. This is going to be because there's so many things you can hang on this particular nail. Of course. You got Trump, right?

And then Trump possibly could kill him for implicating him within his weird pedophile network. And then now we're seeing Attorney General Barr that he is using the Clinton conspiracy theory to drum up more and more confusion. Which is the Trump tactic at all times, which is create total chaos. You got the Clintons, right? Of course. They're going to kill him, trying to Vince Foster him. I looked a little bit into the Vince Foster story. Very sad story.

Yeah, Hillary Clinton is a, I'm going to use the term complicated woman. Yeah, I don't think that the Clintons killed Vince Foster, but I will say a lot of people do. And because of that, there is, as they were going to, people were going to storm Area 51. Now we have a group of people who want to storm the Clinton home here in New York. Which again, will probably just lead to a lot of death. But what's going on right now with A.G. Bob Bard? We won't get into too much of the weeds of the minutiae of government. We'll do that on Toppat.

But he has said he will recuse himself, but then he has said he will not recuse himself. As Henry's point earlier, Trump, this, this world of elite pedophiles operates perfectly in chaos. And it's just more chaos every single day as we have the A.G. being like, I'm not going to take the case. Being like, no, I'll take the case. No one really knows the truth is very difficult. We also have to remember Alan Dershowitz is also implicated in all of this. Former governor of New Mexico, Bill Richardson. Bill Richardson, I mean, the names just go on and on and on.

Because so what precedes this is apparently a cache of documents were released. I believe on Friday that fully fingered Bill Richardson and what's his name? Prince Andrew? Prince Andrew is also with it, yeah. Basically saying that there's all of these witnesses testimonies saying that Bill Richardson had sex with me under the direct express messages of Jeffrey Epstein. I milked him and I was a baby girl. And Bill Richardson, they all have the same tone. They all say categorically deny the introduction of underage females. And it's like, he's just like, Epstein, huh?

What's that guy? Is that the bagel guy? Yeah, I've had some Epstein bagels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but Jeffrey Epstein. No, I've never even met a single Jeffrey. Is that funny? Is that with a GEO? Is that how you spell his name? And of course, Bob Barr, or is it Bob Barr, Bill Barr, Bill Barr, William Barr. He worked in 2009 with the law firm that represented Jeffrey Epstein.

That's why they're saying, yo, bro, maybe you should not be on this case. But we shall see. I mean, either way, it is so interesting to see how tight-knit these people are. I mean, all the way from Labor Secretary Alex Acosta. The fact that we just have so many names being listed and coming out, and all of them just happen to be very powerful people, this Epstein case is just heating up. But the woman who is probably the most scared right now, Henry, is his number one gal. Epstein's number one gal, because with Epstein gone, she's the new head of the snake. And her name is Giz Lane Maxwell.

No, it's Galane Maxwell, but it's just spelled with the jizz in the front of it, which is why Jeffrey Epstein loved her so much. I guess. She is the daughter of the late press baron, Robert Maxwell, according to The Guardian. And she has repeatedly and vehemently denied allegations of involvement in a sex-trapping network or run by Epstein. It's weird because you're not getting a lot of proud guys on this. No.

People being like, yeah, I was in the front lines of that small business, and I helped him raise it to a big business. Because you got to help the small business owner. Absolutely. But this is interesting because it reminds me of the Nexium case as well, with Keith Renear. He had his number one gal, I'm blanking on her name now. It seems as if in a lot of these sex trafficking cases, there's like a number one woman behind the scenes as well. You have to have it because it helps.

It helps normalize the grouping of women. You have her sort of be the one-on-one person that slowly but surely grooms employees for your sex trafficking company. Right. According to Virginia Jufre, or Jufre, G-I-U-F-F-R-E, that has been one of the documents has also been laid. But now, Jelaine Maxwell, she's gone. Yep, she just did that. Do we know where she is? She's gone in the wind.

Yeah, no clue. She's just like, Osama bin Laden family after 9-11, just got on a jet plane and took the right, took right off. But who's going after her? The case has been effectively closed because of Epstein's death, so she kind of is allowed to just be gone. She's just gonna live a Mengele life out in Argentina or Uruguay and just try to go into the bushes like Homer Simpson in that GIF? She is legitimately, she is just now a quote-unquote person of interest. But when you start lining up, if we want to go conspiracy theory, let's. Because if you're going to look at Jeffrey Epstein as being suicided quote-unquote,

Right. Who benefits from said suicide machine, right? Who benefits from his death besides everybody? Because then it does really create total fucking chaos, right? This really is like everyone wanted him dead. Everybody wanted him dead because of his, because not just because of his connections to, not just because of his connections to a pedophile network. It mostly has to do with, I think, the money, how he acquired it, and whose money was he fucking with.

Right. Because there are certain people, there was an op-ed in the New York Times that came out yesterday, that since basically this reporter had signed an NDA with Jeffrey Epstein saying that he wouldn't talk about anything that they talked about personally. Okay. In this meeting, and then he said, well, he's dead now, so that's fucking gone. Right. He wrote a whole article about meeting with Jeffrey Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, beautiful home. He said he walked up, and this is in 2018 they met.

Okay. Doors open when they arrive at the mansion to a young European girl with a haircut, right? This like very, I mean, with a ponytail. They're brought in by two other very young European little models that brought him into an anti-chamber where Jeffrey comes walking in super grand. And he's just like, I can't believe you even dane to meet me here. Most people view me as a persona non grata. They sat at a table where Jeffrey Epstein first thing out explains how one day the love of young girls will be as celebrated as homosexuality. Yeah.

That right now, his love for young girls is just a, he's just, he is just, it's his sexuality, it's his love language. I believe that he used the term, which I thought was very interesting. I believe he called it a cultural abnormality. Yes. That's sort of what he referred to our very good sex laws in this country when it comes to stopping pedophilia. He directed him to look at pictures of him with his, his favorite celebrity friends. And I swear to God, he said on the wall, it was just a picture of Epstein with the, the, what's his name? Not the prime minister, the, the, the head dude of Saudi Arabia.

Oh, Ben Salman? Yes, with MBS. MBS. Right. Then a picture of Epstein and Trump. And then a picture of Epstein and Woody Allen. And he said, look at, these are my friends. Come see my friends.

They then went and he explained to him about how I'm working with Elon Musk right now. But I'm not allowed to tell anybody because he says that it would, it would cause dispersions on his character. Yeah. So I'm helping him with his money. But basically, just, just quickly, what do you think Jeffrey Epstein and Woody Allen talked about? What did they have in common? The clarinet. Jazz, jazz.

Oh, is it just jazz? That's all they spoke about? Nothing else, right? Nothing else. The love of the New York Knicks, maybe? I don't know. Nothing else. So they, in their meeting, he leaves.

He then gets hit, hit up by Jeffrey Epstein for weeks, saying, hey, would you come to dinner with me and Woody? Hey, do you want to come to dinner with me and Steve Bannon? And can you imagine these dinners? Oh my God. Number one. I mean, a lot of jalapeno poppers. Oh, without a, well, if you're with Ben, oh yeah. He's a, he's a popper guy.

He knows how to do a popper. Yeah. All right. So let's start, let's keep looking at, like, so, all right, that's Gene's character examination Jeffrey Epstein. He's very proud of the fact that he was a societal villain because people would still come to him with their secrets, because that's what he said. He said, I trade in secrets.

You wouldn't believe what I know about who I know. And you wouldn't even know who, you wouldn't even believe who I know. Like, this is all shit he was telling this reporter. Right, right. Just openly in his living room. So, you got big, the big conspiracy theory one, Trump, right? Trump and his people trying to nail him, right? Problem is that Trump is president.

Yes. That would make it difficult to pull off. Well, and also QAnon loves this because they think Trump is the pedophile hunter. That's right. He was, he was undercover all of those years. Yes. So this is just, this sort of folds right into that whole theory for them. Oh, that, that conspiracy theory.

But I'm not even saying that he's, that would be difficult for him to pull off as president. Is that he doesn't really need to hide anything anymore because now we're seeing that, what is Trump after for your more pedophilia accusations? He already has several on his record. Oh, yeah. And he is president. So, he already has his executive privilege. It is very difficult to persecute him.

What's the point of going after Epstein if it's going to cause all of these problems for you? Unless you're doing it specifically to throw heat on the Clinton people. Like, because- Well, that's what the, that's what the, that's what the right is done now. This is the great mirror game of American politics and the binary world that we live in. It's just mud being fling on both sides. So the Clinton conspiracy, this is the one that involves, you know, all the, all of the behind the scenes stuff. And the Clinton-

Have you watched the Clinton Chronicles? This is, I, it's ridiculous. I started, I watched about half of it last night. I was fucking, I was stoned out of my gourd, came back from one spot at a time in Hollywood. I had a bunch of edibles that said it was like, now it's time for some real entertainment. Absolutely. And I started watching the Clinton Chronicles and it's really funny to their, the way it opens, like it's 1984 being like, Our world has never seen, never seen an evil as deep as.

And it cuts you Bill Clinton with a saxophone like, in sepia tone, like black and white, like negative thing. Yeah, of course. Like it's a fucking serial killer. Well, you know. It's like, why does this Clinton doc have more young girls feet than the Quentin Tarantino movie? Interesting. Very interesting. But of course that, that goes back for a long time in right-wing circles when it comes to Seth Rich,

the former staffer that was, that was killed in DC. And then as Henry mentioned, Vince Foster. So this is just perfect, like for right-wing conspiracy. This Epstein suicide is just like, just right. That is just on, it's on the menu, just right. If Bill Clinton killed Epstein, he would have left his trademark cigarette in the asshole. Of course. Of course.

I love the way he treats human beings like ashtrays. All right. So a part of it is the, you have to look at Victor Thorne as the guy who created, essentially created the entire storyline that Harley Clinton is a murderer. I don't know what she did back in the day. I believe that Bill Clinton might have done a little bit like, I can't, I can't feel your pain. And he used to cover his eyeballs when the CIA was running drugs through his various airports, when he was governor of Arkansas.

But the, you could see that the Clinton Chronicles is, I'm gonna say biased. Because it was partially funded by Larry Nichols, who is a political appointee under Clinton in Arkansas. He was fired from his job. And Jerry Falwell, that also helped create that entire storyline. And it seems to be all of this shit and all this confusion can only help Trump. So it seems that all of this is a very convenient way to keep throwing, throwing smoke in the air, and fucking throwing dirt in people's eyes. Where Hillary Clinton, to be honest, who should just fucking disappear,

who seemed to be, she really only killed people that directly affected her political career. So honestly, if she was gonna kill somebody, she should have just killed herself. Oh, that's not right. To get out of her own fucking way. That is not right. Anyway, no, she's being her best. She's doing her best. She's in the woods.

Oh, she's be best? Is she doing the Melania? She's doing hashtag be best indeed. But when it comes to- But I don't put it past her. I don't put it past her at the same time. I mean, I don't even know anymore. This is the world of conspiracy theories.

Okay, so- Well, that's the thing. You know, this is Trump, I don't even think, is really the- He's not even the most important person here. We got so many people on so many different levels that wanted Jeffrey Epstein to be silenced. And I think I would not be surprised if Epstein internalized all of that feeling that he knew everyone wanted him to die. And I think he probably felt it to the degree where he said, I'm going to do everyone a favor and end it all.

But going along with that, I mean, I think the most nuanced explanation, or maybe the most nuanced explanation in the realm of conspiracy would be that, yes, perhaps Epstein did actually by his own hands kill himself, but he was given such a wide berth to allow- That allowed him to do that. There's probably some coordination happening between the people that don't want him to talk and himself, willingly giving himself over to the suicide option. Because I think Epstein, he's very hyper aware of his image.

He wants to be in control. He wants to be in control of everything that happens to him because he thought he had the power to manipulate a reality around him. And then he found himself at this end game and he said, I'm not going to go out like they want me to. Of all of the theories, right? Because I'm starting to lean towards you, Travis, because if you look at the irregularities that happened while he was in that cell, at the same time, I believe that somebody like Jeffrey Epstein,

is maybe in the category of somebody like a Dennis Rader, where they have grown so in love with their own myth of themselves as a villain, and that he had an incredible amount of patience. And I think that really, if you look for your opportunity, it takes what? Three minutes to suffocate? Even if there was the standard 30 minute check, he could do it within that time period. And also, the people that were watching him were not technically COs. They had moved people over to another position.

They massively, massively fucked up. But a part of it, I think, goes to, I think we're not giving Epstein enough credit, where we don't think that he's not a total manipulative sociopath, and would not be able to charm a group of people so thoroughly, that number one, he got himself out of suicide watch. Because he knew he was going to fucking off himself. I'm with you, Travis. I think that he is such a hollow person,

whose entire life was built upon this fake view of richness. He is invincible. He is global. He is everywhere. He is omnipotent, and he knows everybody, and he can fucking manipulate everybody. As soon as you go from, I get blown three times a day, on my yacht, on my private island, to now I'm in a cell, in one of the most guarded jails in our country.

I think at this point, you are ready to go. You're looking for an option to get out. Yes, he knew that was going to be the end, and I think you're right. I think he took it into his own hands, because that's where the power was. And then furthermore, I think he has, because he's this transhumanist, he subscribes to transhumanism, he wanted to do the big seeding women, and his branch, and everything. I think, to some extent, he has achieved a kind of singularity, because he is the villain,

that is ubiquitous in our minds. This is what we were talking about last week, is that the idea of that he is a multi-generational thinker, which is along the lines of many people that you would call, if there was such a thing as the Illuminati, it is these types of people. These people who looked at the idea of extending their lore deep into the future, so that people will use them as a touchstone for forever, and that they can guide society.

But now, again, who benefits? So if there is a, like, from giving him a wide berth to commit suicide, for me, the person that most benefits is Ghislaine Maxwell, and all of the interconnected people just directly around him. So I think he could have been suicided by his own people. I think she's totally screwed. I think she's the one that doesn't benefit. Everyone else benefits, because he's dead.

I mean, we got the 2000-page document, but he's gone, so he's not gonna flip on everyone. But he was never gonna flip. Oh, he would have. They all flip. No, he never would have flipped. He is used to, he is not used to jail. He would have flipped. He would have committed suicide.

No, he exhausted all of his, sort of, like, riches, changing what his, I think he is supernaturally, sort of, eerily calm, and, like, he would not give it up. I think that by the end, of course he would. They always flip. By year 10, he would be so desperate for anyone to speak with him. The only reason anyone would speak with him is if he gave them another name.

They would manipulate him. He is, once you are broken, once you are in jail, once it's all stripped away, everyone is the exact same. Ben worked for Blackwater, so he's... I know all about it. Honestly, I think Maxwell is screwed, because now she is the number one person. She is the next in line for the Epstein punishment.

The victims of Epstein are victims of her as well. So when he took himself out of the picture, she's the head of the snake now, and that's why she got on her fucking little boat, and went out to sea. Bye-bye! Because at this point, I didn't know who she was. When Epstein was still alive, she was a side piece to him.

She was a side figure, and now she is the main figure. We're seeing New York Times articles. She's everywhere. She doesn't want to be implicated in all this. Now all the pictures of her at Chelsea Clinton's wedding are showing up. She is it now, because Epstein took himself out, so I don't think she wins at all.

Glein Maxwell is also a... Glein Maxwell, there's a great article about her in Vanity Fair, explaining her mentality as well, where she essentially... Epstein was sort of a pseudo father character for her that also was like a lover, and a former boyfriend, and all this shit, and she was trying to keep his good graces

for as long as humanly possible. And so I think that she is... what you're saying, she's the torch bearer... She is. for his entire legacy. And now she's just gone. So we have no clue where the fuck she's gonna pop up. I will say this.

This is where I will give the conspiracy theorists something if... she ends up dead. If she ends up dead, then I will say, okay, let's take a look, because Epstein is in jail, it's very controlled. Like, I think you're right, I think they allowed it to occur.

Very similar to 9-11. But when it comes to her, if she ends up in a Uruguayan bathhouse found dead on the toilet, something happened. So that's what... Well, what if she commits suicide? That's different, though, because she's in public.

She's in public, so it's possible that she could get suicided. That's the only... The one thing the conspiracy theorists don't have going for them in this case is, Epstein is in jail. It is not... This is not the Batman... This is not Batman. The Joker is not walking through the jail dressed as a corrections officer,

you know, going to kill Epstein. But if she ends up dead, whoo! That will be crazy. The conspiracy theory wheel has come all the way around now. Because when you have AG Barr saying, there's something really... something must have happened in that jail cell

to Jeffrey Epstein, and we are... We are investigating thoroughly, right? And then the coroner coming out saying, we are now from the state, has basically said, we cannot say he committed suicide yet. We're waiting on further information. So they are muddying the waters.

We're looking at, as the actual top cop of our country and the media are working together to actively insinuate that there really is an Illuminati. Because that's what that is, right? You believe that Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in his cell by someone, either some connection of his or by the fucking president or by Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.

You are literally... You are tipping a hat to... to... You are opening a world of conspiracy theory that you're doing just to protect who. Because now this is my thing, right? You are going to say that the Illuminati is real. You're going to say the Illuminati is real.

But then you're going to try to report on it and say the top cop is like, we're going to investigate the Illuminati. That is also allowed information. That the Illuminati... The circle steps wider then, which is being like the Illuminati, whoever is the people behind the scenes,

are allowing the people in front of the camera to talk about the people behind the scenes. It's all still controlled if you do believe it. But it's also... But it also lets them get off totally scot-free. Like that was the one thing when it comes to media, which is just so sad to see. We had like Joe Scarborough, who, you know, whatever.

But he was tweeting, oh, something seems fishy. All of these mainstream media outlets were picking up this... Mainstream dudes talking conspiracy theory. Immediately talking conspiracy theory. You know, immediately, and that is the danger of conspiracy theory, takes your eyes off of what actually matters,

which is these human beings who have power. They've worked so hard to get. They are the ones behind these fucking massive ass pedophile rings. They are the ones in charge of things. They blame it on some conspiracy theory, then they get off scot-free. This is the most suspicious event in recent history.

This is incredible. This is a part of it. It's like, I just... We're so confused right now because of this. This is such a... We are in the middle of a fucking... We're in the middle of the Pelican Brief. Right now.

For some reason. Somehow we have ended up into this spot where reality is straight up. I mean, we're in a political thriller. I think the enormity of this event is even highlighted by something I just read, which was at Epstein's autopsy, there was a sort of third-party pathologist

who was observing the autopsy, and that guy was Michael Baden. And that guy also observed the autopsies of Martin Luther King. Okay. He was also involved in the OJ trial, and he was also... He was a part of the investigation

of the JFK shootings as well. Interesting. Yeah, dude. And he was a paid dude. So that's a lot of experience having that person in there. I think that sort of underlines the enormity of this is a historical event,

and the energy behind conspiracy theory, and this one in particular, it's only good because it's sort of aiming, it's punching upward. Oh, man. I don't know, dude. There are about... I think there's 1,600 billionaires in the world.

We know the names of like eight of them. Like the real... And this is just a scratching of the surface. Yeah, these politicians, these are people who go out, and they speak in public. The scary, most nefarious people are the ones that we don't even know exists,

and that is that true billionaire class. Oh, we talked about like the people that run cargo. Exactly. The people that run these gigantic, multinational, multi-industrial companies that are also somehow involved in it. A guy named Steven Pinker, who is another scientist,

like all of these influential scientists that were deep in the pocket of Jeffrey Epstein, also very strangely. I mean, we didn't hear about this jackass who runs Victoria's Secret before, the owner of Victoria's Secret. Yeah, exactly. Wexler.

It's so sad. They had to cancel the Victoria's Secret fashion show. I saw that. Oh, my God. Victims are all over the place. No Victoria's Secret fashion show. Back in my day, that really did matter because we didn't have

any sort of adult entertainment online. But yeah, man, I used to build up, Victoria's Secret, like, special runway show. What's going on? And members would be like, all right, Siemens, you guys are all going on a trip today. And they're like, we can't wait, Mr. Zabraski.

You know, but at the very least, this event shows that some, maybe some billionaires make mistakes and they slip up and they let that mask slide in the wrong situation. And Epstein was the wrong, they were just running with the wrong guy, and then they got caught.

Well, now we're in this big thing. But I mean, yeah, you're right. There's billionaires that live in the shadows. Oh, they love it. That's where they want to be. We'll never know. But these people maybe have messed up enough for us to sort of poke them in the eye.

But that's how I view the Clintons. The thing with the Clintons is that they were connected to whoever was going to help them at the time it was going to help them. They are very ambitious people. Everybody to them is a throwaway person. To them, Jeffrey Epstein was a throwaway person. They were using him for his various connections

and all his money, and then now ever since, he took those four plane rides. This is the thing. I've heard so many different numbers on the amount of plane rides. Bill Clinton has claimed four. Yeah, I know. That's why I've seen the number 26

thrown around quite often as well. The big thing is, is that if you do, if you're on anything called the Lolita Express, what I would say is, at least if it was just like Lolita, like, standard chip, I'd at least be like, I'll at least take some time for the little girls to get there. It's not that much of an emergency.

But when it's in a Lolita Express, it means that they're getting there as fast as possible. And that's what I think is really concerned. I think if I want, for me, if I'm going on a strange billionaire's plane, it better be called the Milftrain, because that is where I would really enjoy myself. Yeah, you would never drive the Lolita Audubon.

No. You are though, because it's Germany. But there's a couple more conspiracy theories. Number one, the idea that Jeffrey Epstein was there's a body double, and that he actually is alive. If you look at it, the ear matches, folks. I've seen the fucking pictures.

What about the nose, Henry? The nose fucking matches. I do love what, just like a line, like just drawing lines around ears, but you're not a very good artist. See it? See it? There's a line around the ear that's different. You just made those lines, and you made them different.

Yes, this is what we talk about in the live show. But it was interesting though, because you get a feeling that as soon as he was found, the CEOs were like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Because usually we don't have photos released of a person who has committed suicide in jail.

No, that was so bizarre to see. But I think that was, and so that's obviously where a lot of the conspiracy theories came in, because they're like, they're trying too hard. But I think they just saw the gravity and recognized the gravity of the situation, and they were like, we better document this,

otherwise no one is even going to believe that he is dead, and maybe he'll just originally El Chapo himself and just escape. Where is the fucking, where is the pictures of Osama bin Laden's fucking corpse? I went to go look for him again, and they all said the same thing.

Apparently one, I don't know if it's conspiracy theory, or just straight up theory, was that the reason why the Osama bin Laden photos were never released was because his body was so badly mutilated that apparently one of the stories is that he got tapped and then all of SEAL Team Six went fucka, fucka, fucka, fucka, fucka, fucka, fucka,

and fucking lit up his whole fucking body that he was just straight up a bunch of coleslaw. That kind of makes us look bad, actually, in a weird way. Yes, that's why they didn't want to release it, because they thought it would create an international incident if it showed that instead of, you know, either taking him prisoner or doing anything

as that we fucking turned him into Chinese food. But I mean, when it comes down to it, I still would like to see a picture of the mush. I guess. Oh, yeah. Well, I believe there was some release there. I spoke with O'Neill, the guy who actually shot him, or says he shot him. That's up for debate, because also SEAL Teams are not

supposed to say who, like, anyway. So he's not necessarily in their good graces, but he's a TV talking head now, and I spoke with him about all that stuff, and it was really fascinating when they dumped him overboard. Obviously, that was just so that they didn't have a place, a mecca for people to go

and mourn, and now, of course, his son has also been dead. The other conspiracy theory is that the camera inside of his cell was inoperable. Oh, yes. That is completely not true. It comes just from a random ass tweet. It's just, it literally has no basis. I checked, and I checked, and I checked. No. No one has said

anything about the camera in his cell being inoperable. We have not seen any of that footage yet. We have no clue what exactly happened inside of that cell yet. And I don't know if they may release it. I'm not sure. I almost hope that

they, um, that's tough to say. I guess maybe they do need to, to just to sort of put certain ideas or rumors to rest. Um, but, yeah, that maybe, maybe to calm people down. I'm not quite sure. The same like fucking Osama bin Laden.

What we are seeing is, again, the real conspiracy, and the real conspiracy is to come out of this, is that the cloud of confusion that this creates allows them to do a lot of shit. We're in the middle of probably what will end up being one of the most contentious elections

that the United States will have seen for quite a bit of time. I think that we are, I think 2020 is going to be a minefield. This, this is the type of shit that allows them to make big moves, allows them to do shit

in this time period, especially somebody like our, like the fucking president who works at a really, who works within a cloud of confusion very, very well. You know, it's, it's interesting. There's a lot of billionaires very scared right now. There's a lot of people who don't want their names

to be out there in the papers, and you're right they're probably scattering around. They're probably trying to get money out of certain places, put it into other places, trying to erase history, any kind of relationship that they had publicly with Jeffrey Epstein. I'm sure he's being scrubbed because he gave so much to so many

people. He took pictures with so many folks. He glad handed so many folks. He is, they are all actively erasing him from history as we speak, which is because of his connections, not the easiest task to pull off. So either way,

no matter what has happened here, Jeffrey Epstein, a complete and utter waste of a life. I was talking to Marcus about this as well in Henry. Why? You have everything. You have it all. All these people have so much and they choose to throw it all away because

their egos, their narcissism and just their idea that they can. The idea that they can get away, they can do things that we can't do because they have power, they have money and they have clout. So I am actually, the one positive thing about

all of this is, it sets a precedent for these wealthy elitist, world wide, the people who are in control of the world, this sets the precedent like no one is above our standards

and no one is going to be treated differently and obviously they are and they still will most likely be but this is at least a little chink in the armor of just being like, hey, you all can't just get away with raping a lot, a bunch of children. This death reminds me that we live in an

illusory world, like Manhattan is a giant sex dungeon with the world's biggest chicks to lay. We walked by, it's just so crazy because we, you know, obviously coming living in Brooklyn and being in Manhattan, we walk by these houses and you wonder what's going on, I feel the same way

with Robert Durst, like what is going on in these huge mansions that everyone, we put on a pedestal, we walk by and we say, oh my god, I would love to live in that and what dark world does that door open up to? My big thing too

is that it shows that if we are vaguely somewhat in a class war happening right now like if this is true this is how they view you this is how the elite view you and this is on all sides, you are a sex toy for them, you are nothing, you are nothing

they play with people like chess now what we are in the middle of is an entire hijacking of most society by these billionaires, we're looking at there was a story I was reading about the billions of money, the billions of dollars

going into the billions of dollars going into I believe into Stockholm, I'm trying to find these places, these very intense liberal places that are being flipped to a hard right far right philosophies by billions

and billions of dollars, they want to, I guess, lessen the population they want to put us into some sort of battle against ourselves to rip us apart they are trying to make sure that we are focused on these day to day

fights, especially on the internet they want us wrapped up in it because they don't want to see the real answer is again the group of people storming a spot is again animated it's just again pointed towards the wrong place, it really is

extremely interesting and obviously we'll cover the political aspects of all this, enabling its top ad this week but you're right man, the amount of redistribution of wealth in this country has been going on for a long time and globally it's been going on for a long time and these billionaires

they cash in on their investments on a regular basis and I think Henry has a great idea as well one point, Epstein messed with the wrong dude's money then that's what started this entire thing, Acosta was like we'll charge you, we'll barely do it

you won't really serve any time and then he just continued to be a pariah he became too big of a liability and this was allowed to occur again there's a quote from the Michael Baden pathologist guy that I'd like to read I think that sums this up pretty well

the famous and infamous, the celebrated and notorious, do not bleed and die as the rest of us do, they have scenarios intricately plotted dramas buried villains stalk the earth, hidden in other guises and news of their obscure villains and far away villages only brings disbelief wow, that's, wow

honestly, can we get him can we interview that man can we, can we interview him, yeah, I want to fucking talk to him but this is just one of our take, obviously the shit's gotta fucking spell out into society for the next couple of months or years or whatever

long this takes, we're gonna see what the I mean, I don't know or does it just go away I don't know, I could see that too tomorrow, tomorrow something else ridiculous happens and we forgot about all this and everyone who is currently on edge says, whew, we

avoided it again, we got away with it again because we've changed the media narrative I mean, even talking with Travis he watches, listens to a show The Daily of the New York Times this wasn't even the most important story of the week yeah, I got back from Milwaukee on Monday and then

I was gonna sit down and have a coffee and listen to The Daily listen to Michael Barbaro talk about Epstein Suicide, the biggest news story and the thing that comes up on Monday was about some freshman senator and I felt immediately like the sort of like heat in my head, I was like what, this is

actually like being swept under the rug, Michael Barbaro has let me down but yeah, I mean I became obsessed with it, I watched Eyes Wide Shut on the plane this is the problem, is that all of a sudden it's all that and you just see everybody wearing masks it's a really bad movie to watch on a plane

because then you have to constantly be like no, I'm watching this because of the thing that just happened I'm actually surprised this is for research you could be watching that next to an 8 year old it's kind of strange little girl, this is done by a master of cinema named Kubrick put digital women in front of

the open gaping vaginas in this scene just to simply caught some of the sheer shock yeah, we're like totally living in Eyes Wide Shut they just kill people and pat each other on the back and say nothing happened show meets Eyes Wide Shut alright, well anyway

let's just do Hero of the Week very quick ok, this week's Hero of the Week he's a dude as far as I know this is completely harmless he wears a tv on his head and he drops off tv I love this story yes, this has happened in Virginia

it's a dude who literally wears a tv on his head and because of the ring he's wearing a tv on his head and because of the ring he's wearing a tv on his head where's the tv on his head

and because of the ring technology of course that's the new home security tech we get to actually see him he drops off televisions he doesn't do anything to anyone he considers himself the tv Santa Claus this is what according to Jim Brooksbank

this is what he says he's a homeowner, Jim's a homeowner he wants to be known as the tv Santa Claus I think it's him, he's the one because he's the only one who gave him a nickname he's like this artistic warrior showed and has given something to talk about has given people something to talk about in this town

yes, like that's just you he said, Brooksbank said we got an old tube style tv, 13 inch this is according to homeowner Michael Crowell he says, I thought my son brought it home but apparently not they had way too much time on their hands if they had all these tv's

and spread them all over the neighborhood but you know what, idle hands idle hands are the devil's workplace so they kept them busy and whoever you are, weird tv on your head guide dropping off other tv's in Virginia Porches you're this week's hero of the week

he's great, I love art he's just doing fully cooly cosplay he's just tv boy from fully cooly it's pretty fun I really like what he has you must have been having it because they have video of it too and apparently he did it to the day a year later

like he did it once before August whatever the day was that he did it on August 11th 2018 but apparently we didn't see him because it was before the rampant infestation of ring cameras ah yes, so now

I don't know if he likes the ring camera or not maybe he never wanted the attention but it does look difficult to clean up all the tv's and I guess it is kind of scary to get a random tv on your porch but as far as I know he hasn't heard anyone so he's just a fun tv Santa Claus as far as I know

and you know what, I actually had a bunch of letters this week but we're running out of time because of bullshit so I'm just going to save from next week we'll have double viewer letters next week double letters next week alright everyone thank you all so much

for listening and truly thank you so much for coming out to the shows in St. Paul's Des Moines and Milwaukee we just absolutely loved it and then I had a chance to show my documentary on Sunday in Milwaukee, thanks to everyone who came out to that it was just really remarkable

the Midwest Henry it's just very sweet they're very sweet they're the best comedy audiences in the world it was so much fun, I love being there man it's just very relaxing, love the food took some, I think the 16 Spotted Cows we had

on the Saturday night, we're not good for my body but I finally took my last beer shit okay good, Spotted Cow was the single greatest beer in the history of beers it is literally the best beer to ever exist it's so good alright everyone, thank you for listening love that you are not

intricately involved in the life of a pedophile billionaire love that you've made good choices about your friends and your business associates laugh like you're a correctional officer who just received the 20 grand wire to your account

that you were walking into Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell in order to choke him to death laugh like you're just about to go to AC with that money and double it and live not unlike that coward Epstein live and you know what if you've made mistakes in this life

acknowledge and move on because that's how you grow see or yes you may be some deeply vastly connected pedophile billionaire but if you just say I'm sorry it goes a long way well, maybe a jail sentence as well alright everyone, thank you all so much

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