Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Exotic Material

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news as Henry reacts to former National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency member turned Whistleblower David Charles Grusch spilling the beans on our government's possession of "exotic material" aka UFOs, Trouble in Cleveland as dozens of kids mysteriously go missing, the boys react to The Curious Case of Natalia Grace documentary on Discovery+, South Carolina Youth Pastor accused of filming girls in shower, famously old mummy "Stone Man Willy" finally laid to rest, another woman falls for a fake online hitman service in Tennessee, a pair of non-human Heroes of the Week, Arby's-Related Listener Emails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. That's one of the cannonballs. I'm starting. Side storage. Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Sucking down the Starbucks. Have a nice time. I mean, I don't mean to cross streams against Spring Hill Jack. No, please don't, Spring Hill Jack is fantastic. I have today's episode. I don't even know what to do with myself today.

I don't know what to do with myself. Put your clothes on. That's what I did. Brutal tea. That's what I did. Come your back here. Nope, let that go. Let that go.

Let that go. Joke is wild. Nope, let them go. Let them go. Let them go. Wow. Joke is wild. I would love to see you on a motorcycle shirtless as your back hair just referrals in the wind. I did recently ask Amber Nelson if I should trim it back. And she said no.

Your back hair? Yeah. No, it would itch. Oh my god. Oh my god. Well, like just kind of shape it. No, no, just leave it. Let's let's let's.

What have you seen how 3D it gets to the side? I of shape it. No, no, just leave it. Let's see. What have you seen? How 3D it gets to the side? I've seen it. We're not talking about my unidentified system of back here. It's very, it's very identified. This is side stories. I'm betting hanging out with Henry. You better be.

I, I'm, again, I'm at a loss. White before we record a lost or words. I am. I am just bad. Yeah, it's bad for us. It's bad for our jobs. But we just had a bombshell news story in the UFO slash UAP information scope that just landed on my lap. Marcus and I then had like a super kind of vaguely frightening conversation about it this morning.

Why was it frightening? It makes me feel discomforted. Why? Because, you know, this is the type of thing that you thought you'd think truly. In many ways, I am thrilled that this information is coming down the pipe to the info in a second. But in many ways, I know you've ever wanted. Well, you know what I noticed, but you know what they said to the man who got everything ever wanted? What? Now you can live happily ever after. Sure. It's not true. Okay. That's a really complicated. That is such a myth. Money doesn't buy happiness.

It's scientific. I'm not talking about it. It does. If you do have everything that you want, your life is better than if you have nothing that you want. I don't care. I'm not. I'm not protecting.

I'm not. I'm not talking about. There's no money in disclosure. All right. Not in when soft disclosure slowly becoming more racked into hard disclosure, which is what we're talking about here. This is been looking at some hard course, but I'm just saying that everything's going to change is what this information means, right? If the hard disclosure of you, the nature of UFOs is real, everything's

going to change in a way that we don't really know what is going to be included in that. Well, let's just hop right into what this former intelligence officer had to say. Now, this comes from the debrief. Now it's going to be picked up by New York magazine. It got picked up by Wapo was going to pick it up. But they said that they're still researching it. And this is also the debrief a great, great name for a porn site that the UFO might like to look at. I don't think they're sexual. Oh, they are. I already turned me into a pirate. They are. I think a lot of times what they do to us, just as sexual to us because our holes are

connected to those feelings. And they just look at them as holes. I think every biological creature likes to have sex. Well, they, I mean, I don't know. It sounds like they might be mechanical in nature. So this is, this is the, from the debrief intelligence officials say, US has retrieved craft of non human origin. Now, the reason why this story has any form of legs is because number one is being put together by the reporters Leslie Kean and Ralph Blumenthal, who are the

ones that blew open the cover to the, in December 2017, your original disclosure of the video. Yes, it's exactly a new LZ on a steam guys putting this together and they have gotten a hold of the story by a man that was a decorated former combat officer in the name of David Grush. She's 36 years. Well, correctly, it's David Charles Große. It's, it's, it's,. It's grish. And I will

say this 36 years old looks to be around 45, but that's typical for you. Fologist or someone accidentally turned into a ufologist, but as far as ufologist go, he's an 11 out of 10. He's fine. He's fine. So far, he looks trustworthy. He's holding it. He has a picture next to all of his pins and all of his all of his land. I will not. I'm surprised you joined the military given your love of land. You're it's a lot of other things into it. I'm not big on pull ups. I like to choose what I eat.

I like to choose when I go to sleep. I don't like making my bed. These are all things that you get beaten for with soap and socks. They beat you all night. We like the, you know, gommer pile and full metal jacket. It is the making the bed thing. But nonetheless, why does this matter? It's because for the very you all night. We like the, you know, gomer pile in full metal jacket. It is the making the bad thing. But nonetheless, why does this matter? It's because for the very reason this man is disciplined.

Let me, let me unpack this unpack it. So David Charles Grush, she is a comment. He's a decorated former comment officer in Afghanistan. He's a veteran of this thing called the national geospatial intelligence agency. Don't know what that is called the NGA. And another thing called the national reconnaissance office, the NRO. Now what my little bit of research shout out was that both of these places are, so you know, we know the big ones. Sure.

NSA CIA. FBI. FBI. FBI. We know these ones, even the DIA very rarely see that acronym. Mm-hmm. And of course, that stands for Federal Boobs and Spectre. That is right.

We kept trying to switch it, or we got me like, I have to tell what a booby shape is just with my hands and eyes. Yes. And then J. A. Grover was like, couldn't be federal ball and smatcher places. But these guys, the national reconnaissance office is one of those places that provides material data and intelligence to the Air Force. And these are places that are secrets within secrets. So these are, these are extremely densely covered intelligence agencies within many different layers

of intelligence agencies. So we're talking the people that work within this office, don't know what the person in the office door next to them does. No idea. Which of course is why people look at like Lou Elizondo and be like, weren't you just a glorified janitor? How do you know all of this? But then at the same time, perhaps they do sprinkle information onto someone like a Lou. Well, Lou was, you know, no, would you discover even people, you know, for an annul, you work here, people who work for people, you work in these environments,

you pick shit up, right? You're in listen. But this guy was not that. This guy was the National reconnaissance office is representative to the UAP task force from 2019 to 2021. His job was to go and take the data that he would then give to the Air Force in terms of like, it was about space materials and foreign interference in our airspace and in our war space, wherever we consider sacred airspace. So this is unique because this was actually his job.

This was not, this is not a peripheral person. This is what his job was to go collect space trash. It's on his resume. Yeah. He has been bona fide by any different people. Carl E. Neil, a recently retired Army colonel, he has said that he characterizes Grush has a quote unquote, beyond reproach. Christopher Melend, there was another guy that has been a big name in the UFO world who has been asking for more transparency.

He worked for the US intelligence community for 20 years. He was the deputy assistant secretary of defense for intelligence. He also says this guy knows exactly what it is that he's talking about. And what this guy has come grush forward, when he's come forward and saying is that there are hidden groups within groups that are either civilian or black budget government groups. And no one is there outside the realm of the executive branch of the government. And they have in their hands some form of UFO what they call exotic material. They believe they're a partial parts of something and that they're a possible hole in-tacked machines. Or it's just a tough to Joe Exotic's pubic hair. This is according to Christopher Mellon,

a number of well placed current and former officials have shared detailed information regarding this alleged program, including insights into the history, governing documents and the location where a craft was allegedly abandoned and recovered. He goes on to say, obviously, it's a delicate matter. So that's fascinating. Well, the issue is is that Grush has been going from within the government and complaining. He is saying he is put out these things. Several notifications. Because the squeaky wheel, yes, it does get the, it does get the

loo, but it also gets replaced. He does. He said that. He does. Wow. And I love when our basis of wisdom or management style really comes from Keith Reiner. He, he, Grasch is formally complaining to his bosses that the, he's title talent. He's doing the thing. He's true whistleblower because there's new rules. There's new rules for protection of whistleblowers within the government that he's basically trying to take advantage of and say like, now you're going to protect me. I am trying to tell Congress that there are secret basically reconnaissance offices, these like these weird parts of the government that go out, find crash material since Roswell,

it started with Roswell and they are bringing them in and they do not want any congressional oversight. They're doing it without anybody knowing what's going on. And he is saying someone's going to come and check this out. And what I think this is pointing to is that for a period of time, the US government made a big deal that disclosure talking about aliens and saying that it's whatever this is because they're still just calling it exotic material. Well, you're saying that it could not be whatever it is that they have literally physically could not

be made on the planet earth. And it operates in a way that we do not understand. And back to that point, Henry, this is bonafide. This was grouch prepared many briefs for this to give to the government. It's FY 2023 National Defense Authorization Act that spearheaded by Kristen Jellibrand who we don't like and Mark Arubio, who we also don't like. And it was signed into law by President Biden, which basically states that any person with relevant UAP information can come forward without retaliation to Congress. So they, this is like legislation. Yes, but Grusher saying that he did receive quote unquote unofficial retaliation. Yes. To Congress. So they, this is like legislation. Yes. But Grusher saying that he did receive quote unquote unofficial retaliation from within his own

groups. Limit its next. I must have. What was the retaliation? I honestly think maybe he wasn't allowed to go like watch the triangle spin around and go try to fix the Superbowl. Like I don't know what they were going to do with the material. Super. I who fucking knows what? But this is what he's coming on is saying is that there's a inner there's a cold war that is happening across the world. That is a giant race to recover and retroactively work on this material to create technology for human beings. Right. And that the intelligence community were certain parts of the intelligence community are trying to keep it from congressional oversight. But I think what this shows is what I was saying before the Congress originally, the US government

did not believe and did not believe the United States of America. I mean, people as a whole could handle this type of news about hard disclosure. But I think we're really starting to see is a little bit of kind of what we talk about with JFK conspiracy theories work on small scales. So you have these private contractors or fringe elements from the US government that are part of their part of their jobs are to go and pick up all this weird shit and put it in a hand. And they've been given multiple, multiple millions of dollars to kind of figure out what this shit does. And none of it works, right? So you have these contractors

is me extrapolating. They're looking at this shit. They're like, I don't want to go talk to Marco Rubio today about this. I don't want to go and speak to these people because I think the intelligence community at this point distrusts the government more than they distrust us. I feel like there's a lot of distrust all around, isn't there? Absolutely. Giving this information to some moron, like Marjorie Taylor, great. These people are literally looking to sell this information to other countries.

They're looking to betray us. They want to do it. They're excited to do it. And then they're also, they're people on the other side of trying to use this information. But what he's trying to come out and say is that we need to acknowledge this massive cold war that has happened between us and China and Russia and India and France and Great Britain, which is all real, all searching for this shit at the same time because maybe if we all kind of put this up to light, then we can all kind

of come together as a group and talk about what this material is. Wow. A very Steven Greer positive. He's an asshole. Incorrect. Okay. He's got the script. That is an incorrect.

Okay. This is not even queer. See if it occurs the opposite. He thinks he's just trying to make money for his, you think this is a dietary from the future. Well, so you have a theory, though, perhaps this will bring the nations together. You will not. I'm not saying it will. I'm saying that that's that's grush as idea that this is what we're trying to keep from

the United States people. But I am saying what this is illustrating is the distrust within the communities to want anybody involved with anything that's going on. And you know what, you've got your UFO vans popping. I love it. I love it. It's just weird. It's just so in July of 2021, that's when Grush, he provided this classified information. Now again, there was a bunch of retaliation at after that towards him. And then July of 2022, just one year later, the intelligence community inspector general found his complaint credible and interesting urgent. Yeah. No, it's real, which is fast. So you know, one year turn around. So Grush is like, you know, getting farted on everything. And then 12 months later, you're welcome by a flat tire and amanship. 12 months later, he is literally one of the most

respected voices on disclosure up to this point in human history. We were going to find out. Obviously a lot is going to come out of this. I just, there's something to this. I really thought we're seeing a massive cultural shift where the people, people of planet earth are into the concept. We get it now. Like we are looking for this information. We wanna know whether or not we are alone. Will everything be different after this information

comes out maybe. Things might shift in a way that we don't understand. The one thing is. Which is what makes me nervous, right? The one thing is the power of our jelly. We do adapt. We do. I swear to God, we will just have,

we'll just roll on. It'll just, it'll just be folded in. Yes, it will, but it makes me, but it part of me that, it's just, I guess I get really hesitant, because you watch it, and obviously you can't trust any of these people. And when I was a young man,

I completely won it. Full on hard up my ass disclosure. I won it in my mouth. I wanted all my things. I won all the disclosure. But now I'm starting to breathe. But now I'm kind of seeing like, in a way, because obviously once I got hired by the CIA,

I actually understood a lot more about the exciting or worker, the workings of it. Joke that does make me slightly convincing. No, not every now. I've been working for years, honestly, they're great. Yeah. I love them again, snacks. Mm hmm.

It's incredible. You don't get to put the dollar into the machine, you just hit the button. You just get the button. Get the button. And you can't even show the, we pay $30 per bag of chips. Yeah, but somebody else says, we know. But this concept of the intelligence officers, like, you know, because this is the problem, right? Tell us community. Anything they know, they think they always know what's officers like, you know, because this is the problem, right?

Tell us community. Anything they know, they think they always know what's best for the entire world, because they say they have all of this data, blah, blah, even though they still kind of have to sus it out and analyze it and they probably don't always know what's best. Man, is it simple jealousy that you're not opening the gift? No, I don't care. Is it because you're not the one who is going to be seeing this thing first because it's going to be used? No, I want somebody else to Is it because you're not the one who is going to be seeing this thing first because it's going to be used?

No, I want somebody else to check it out before I get, I want it to be pretty vetted before I'm handling it. But I wonder if, you know, we talk about the, this puts together a lot of hanging strengths. Yeah, it does. So maybe it's true. Maybe with the people say the triangle UFOs that we're seeing because there are a lot of people saying they think that it is US government material. What if we got one thing that goes up and down, left and right, and swirls around, it

can do a bunch of weird shit. We put a frame on it so that humans can sit on it and within it. And then that's all we got. We got this thing. We don't know what it is. So the intelligence agencies are also sitting there having blown all of this money, and they're sitting on all of these secrets, so they don't know what the fuck to do with because it's just the glowing thing sitting in a hanger. And so they're afraid to talk to anybody because they're going

to always get to get their fucking head chopped off. And then the US government can't fucking be trusted with the information either from a national security perspective. Obviously, want to hold this close to the chest and then from a national conspiracy perspective, you probably want to hold it close to the chest and then from a national conspiracy perspective, you probably want to hold it close to the chest as well. On all levels. Why are you telling me that is also the other side because I also don't touch the single fucking word that comes from the intelligence community. So grushes out there in my estimation, you're telling me what I'm supposed to be knowing.

You don't trust Christopher Mellon. I don't trust Chris. Christopher Mellon looks like anybody. And I honestly, I've a hard time trusting you if you live in Virginia. Never anybody who's close to Washington DC. Chris, you're not going to be. I mean, it looks like if Gary Johnson never smoked weed. Oh, man, a sad day.

Sad day. But where, how could you trust Grush? He's been your hand train by all of these people. So it comes down to, I feel like this is just how they want us to tell. They will, how they want us to know is by doing it this way, by slowly, but keeping constantly kind of softly letting it out that we have shit that we don't know what it is, but because the problem is that China's positive too. And they probably are pretending like they know what it is.

And they know what to do with it. I'm happy to be here to support you during this mental breakdown. I just think it's complicated. So the according to Melon, he, this is unprecedented oversight challenge for the committees, but then he does make a blatant lie. He says, but I believe we have leaders in Congress who are up to the test. Absolutely not. Who do you look at?

Who do you go? You go to Congress. Who's the one that you're like? I like the guy you go to guy. You're my go to guy. We're in Van Zanz headbans. Who's the one that you're like? I like the guy you go to guy. You're my go to guy. We're in Van Zance headbans, the ad- Not as I would trust anyone with my fucking laundry.

Never mind, we're gonna give them the secrets of the universe. They don't know what the fuck to do with it. We're covering the man at project. No, no bases. Oh man, I do mean it. Wow, actually that's a really good hand flutes honestly are That was really needed that pain was about the pop Brow I was gonna get blood all over my face. I know This is transitional period

For a song. Yeah, and that's why I too Henry's a brown ski Have to seek a little piece in quiet. You do actually. And that's why I have to thank Smith and West and West. And that's good. I really have to think that because just cleaning a gun puts me to sleep at night. I'm not playing. According to Jonathan Gray, he says the secrets have been necessary. He says there were tough nut to crack potential technology advances may be gleaned from the nonhuman intelligence

A UAP retrievals. That's what Marcus officially advanced nation. But Marcus brought up when I'm used for asymmetrical warfare. True. And then Marcus also brought up, I mean, kind of a true thing, which is that if we do open up the backlogs to everybody to talk about this information, if we open up to the private sector, maybe something actually can get done. We're talking again about the powers of fucking capitalism on fennered capitalism. I said, they could essentially dump private companies.

You know, you give the, you know, we haven't given this thing to Apple yet. But, you know, I don't think if we should, I don't know if we should have the kind of power. Those are the real world leaders. Yeah, I know that's what's scary. You know what I mean? Like, do we trust them?

No, I don't think so, because we can't choose them, but we also can't choose the people that we chose. We can't trust the fucking, the government. And then the intelligence community, you also can't trust it. We didn't choose them. So who do we trust? Besides me.

You got to get a shirt that says, this body runs on coffee. You're just going to have to slow it down, pal. What do you mean? You're just gonna have to just let it be unfurl for you. I can't push this kind of stuff, dude. I know, I feel like I got a, it's like too big a shit. Because if you push hard, you blow the whole, it doesn't work. You blow the whole thing.

I just was watching because it was one of those work this week. I was like, oh, this will be silly side stories. There was some stories that go all this will be silly. And then this story came down and then I mean, it is truly utterly insane. Well, because you know, there's a reporter Ross Cole Hart. This has a seven hour interview with Grush and he's holding for a week. Everybody is now.

There's a problem. Now it's this massive media that too. And you're like, I don't trust any of that. I don't trust any of the trappings around it either. No, the more advertisements, the more money around it, the more bullshackers in there. Which then makes me think that this is what the intelligence community wants us to know. Also, does it take seven hours?

Just tell me. Well, he, I barely go tell me if you can even believe the drive here was fascinating. Oh, this is the problem. I was going to take the highway 45, but instead of took a state route 49. 10 burns can Ken Burns it because he is that beautiful. There are a chest area. It sounds like that. I went through New York, California. I went all the way through Paris, Nevada. Did you see the, did you see an alien or not? Aren't we all aliens to each other?

You know, it's not, but that's again, remember, not alien, exotic. Don't know what it means. We also don't know whether or not this shit is very, very old or if the stuff's very, very new. That's the other thing is that, but they all are pointing to the camp. Roswell was the beginning of all this. And you know, with starter Roswell, the Manhattan Project, which is why I'm, I'm well, Marcus is doing so much hard work on the history series.

My plan is as it goes, is completely the ball, the destroy all this work. Sandbag, the hours of work by connecting it back to Roswell, but guess what? I might be fucking right. Well, you just might be, you just might be. You're being a bit on me, fuckers. Well, I'll be here and make sure the friendship doesn't totally dissolve. He's looking for the district into other chaos. Well, in a serious note as well, just briefly, I just think this story is insane. On a Cleveland nearly 30 kids have been missing. We talked about it on Opal Lions yesterday. You're in a missing people episode. So sad.

According to police chief John Majoy, he's never seen anything like this in 33 years. They're black kids 12 to 17 years old. They are gone. And a lot of people are saying, they ran away, but kids don't run away. This is what the police chief had to say. He says, there's always peaks and valleys with missing persons. But this year, it seems like an extraordinary year. Oh, yeah. It's another sad piece of news when it says Cleveland has reported.

This is reforms has reported an alarming increase to missing children, but although the available data makes it unclear just how big of an increase it is over previous years. It's horrifying. It's really fucked up. So this is, you know, human trafficking, human sex trade, the people that go under the radar or people fall through the cracks. Just want to highlight that a little bit. I have no idea.

They're not, they didn't run away. Maybe one, but kids just don't run away. No, not in a group unless they, I mean, because a lot of times they run away in a group and they show up someplace else is because they're stopping an evil clown. Oh, yeah. You know, it has to do something like that. I'm, anyways, also just lastly, the, the, the, the sheriff, he does say that they don't know if this is a trafficking thing, a gang activity or drug related, but it's just very scary.

So if you are in Cleveland, be very safe. Also, you know, we were, they didn't put an amber alert out for any of these. Now that's just too many of them. That's the problem, I guess multiple amber alert. I feel like they put one amber. I'm like, yeah, uh, there's 30 of them. Doesn't this seem like what just let the one do it all? This is pretty wise. It's very all. This is Pennywise, dude.

It's very bad. This is Pennywise. Extremely sad. Chess assures for balloons. I would also, if you're interested in stories like this that are extremely sad, but also really intense here on SideStories, we covered a lot of the quote unquote real story behind the orphan film, the Tally of Grace. But you should watch this Discovery Plus.

This, this, I forget what the name of it is. Discovery Plus, the curious case of Natalia Grace, Michael Barnett that was her adopt the father in Christine Barnett, they are the twists and turns of the story are absolutely fucked up. Yes, Natalia Grace was, she was sort of a, she got to be a problem wherever she was, but largely was to do the fact that she was extremely abused and she was tossed around by super shady, Ukrainian, like weird ass, like child services that allowed

a six-year-old. That was probably 15 allowed them to kind of go through all of these systems. It's just, it is a wild story and it's not good. It's not good, but Natalia Grace was at some point, like it was a part of the, if you moved the War of Davis's leprechaun character to a nice like apartment complex, somewhere like in like where they did it in Indiana, the first one. Yeah. It's kind of like that. It's like one person became a locus of chaos around a bunch of people because basically

Natalia Grace took the abuse and she suffered and then kind of spread it about amongst a bunch of people. Absolutely. The curious case of Natalia Grace, Natalia, it's a crazy story. And that poor girl, I feel a lot for Natalia Grace. She needed a lot of help. She says, this is my side of the story. And I'm going to say what happened because I never get a chance to say what happened.

That's really interesting. Harrowing. The father is one of the shaggyest humans in documentary history. He adopted father. Oh, yeah, dude. It has a full jinx moment. It is a bunch of stuff because they are weird. They are weirdos because the adopted father is trying to fully throw Natalia grace under the bus. But now there's a lot of shit that's coming up that's showing

that they really abuse that little girl. Oh, bearing a period of time. And yes, when he got her eight, he did get her legally aged to 22. She was probably 14 years old. Yeah, how do they do that? Like rings on a tree. You find the right shithead judge in the right shithead Indiana court circuit, which is just complete. It is the way to be anything. I mean, you know, we have our listeners and indistence, but you know, things are fucked up everywhere. Things are fucked up there right now. And it's they basically went to a guy who just didn't give a shit. We just basically just didn't give a shit. Pass it all declared a child 22 years old and then just unleashed that child on a neighborhood. They basically then just moved her around to

a bunch of places, which she literally probably physically couldn't change her clothes or take care of herself or operate a stove. So she used to breaking in people's homes and steal their food, steal their alcohol, get hypersexual with the little boys. Like that's all the weird shit where like they'd find the tally of grace outplaying with all the kids in the neighborhood and try to take their pants off and shit real weird because she was all met. She was all messed up.

It seems like you know what? It seems like there's a lot to unpack that. I actually feel like that case is even more complicated than the UFO case. It might be also leprechaun as long as you don't steal his gold, I think he'd be a fine bunkey. Just let him have his goal. All right. Well, speaking of children and cool pastors, cool church. Oh, you want to go right to this really great story. Of course I do. It really is. Because these people are the ones on the front lines protesting outside of drag shows and they're the real perverts themselves. Always.

South Carolina youth pastor accused of filming girls in his church because the church was. They were singing in the choir. No, when they were showering because you know, all, no, sweaty you get after you do 12, 13 laps in the church. And it is praise in Christ. What does a church have a shower? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, I invite a pastor over to watch me shower once a week But that's just because that's his punishment. He's on parole. Yeah, this guy works like I feel like that's really a good idea I think that we should do for every pastor that is on parole for some form of like child crime or stuff Make them watch a 40 year old man shower Watch him I first shower just like put on my antiifungal nail polish. Watch me shit. Like you be like, yeah, you like it. Yeah, get no horny for it. Well, a former South Carolina youth pastor.

Again, he was arrested and charged last week on accusations. He videotaped at least six girls, young as 14 years old. The guy's name is Daniel Kellin Mayfield. He looks like someone who doesn't agree with Hitler. Just loves the way he looks. He just loves, he has a Nazis haircut and a perverts mind, which I guess makes him, he needs to go away. Just I hate this fucking cool pastor look. Oh, it's always the worst. He looks like he was at Charlotte'sville marching about blood and soil. The man's a total fucking piece of shit. This is according to a parent. They say he took advantage of them in a vulnerable situation. And this is not just a one time deal. It seems to be going on much longer. We don't

feel like he needs to be released for any reason. Again, there is something worse about this man's position of power, putting himself in that position knowing exactly what he was going to do and videotaping these young girls. So this guy, if there's fucking douchebag of the week, it's Daniel, Kellyn Mayfield. Again, there's something so predatory about putting yourself in that position. And it's just so disgusting because the people, the 14 year olds that go to, like, people don't go to church when things are going great. So oftentimes they just, you know, take advantage of people at their lowest.

But I feel like it's a really good awareness we've been doing. Yeah. So like, honestly, we're helping bring justice. But we've looked celebrate one great American. Oh, sure. Stone Man Willie. Who the heck is Stone Man Willie? One of America's oldest mummies.

He's finally being allowed to be buried. Wait, why didn't they bury him? Oh, isn't being mummified kind of being buried? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because he's on the road. What? Reading Pennsylvania. Now, this is officials with all, with all man funeral home and Reading.

Where is called the old man? It's AUMAN. So, oh man. Oh, okay. That's what that's the sound you make when your friend does. Oh man. Stone Man Willie. Finally, go Nusly.

Oh. She's Stone Man Willie is one of America's oldest mummies, but he's a real baddie to this community. He's a century plus resident of the funeral home. Now you're gonna hear his story now there is now an opportunity to go see him this year before they bury him. So remember, this is, uh, yeah, this is this year. You so you get to redding, you get to get to redding. It is the 275th anniversary of redding Pennsylvania. And he is going to be the featured guest at the parade October 1st. And then October 2nd through October 6th, he's going to be an opportunity. You can

go say, I noticed oh man, Willie. He's going to be dressed in period dress for some reason, which is kind of disgusting. Yeah, mommy. No, because I would, I do wish they had put him in like a, like a bus and outfit, like with a big, like, you know, the 90s, like thin glasses and the bucket hat. I could see that. They're doing old time. And so they're dressing, who is in charge of dressing the mom? They only this is going to unlip some and new disease. Who knows? This is going to only just if we not watch the Brendan Frazier vehicle. This dude, it's been, he's been rocking it. He's just been hanging out in the lobby this all time. He's been around.

Now, he was in why are they bearing him now? Because it's the 2275th anniversary and they're trying to make some heat. This literally why you're doing it. So people are now to this is a cordon to Asian, bear him, cordoned to Kyle Blanket and Miller, the funeral director. The people who are now with this

70s and 80s from them becoming here as elementary school children to view him because he has been on display since 1895. He will, you know why he will he in 1895, he was arrested for petty theft, but then he wouldn't get his name, right? He said, he's like, my name's William Penn because they went he was like saying in John Dowe in Pennsylvania. And then two days later in jail, he died because they killed him. No, no, he just dropped it. He dropped dead. Well, yeah, he dropped it. Actually, trust 1895 cops more than I trust them now. You know, I don't know. This is back when it was more like wardens or whatever, but no,

they said that the guy, Mr. Oh, original, the original Mr. Oh, they're original. The original Mr. Oh man. Yeah. He got this opportunity got a fresh dead guy. They said over the funeral, right? And oh man was like, you mean to tell me? Disciple ain't got no family. I'm not sure about the interpretation of the Oh man. And they were like, no, he wasn't and so to experiment. Oh man, decided I want to see if I can make a mummy my own damn self.

And he's very good. He just made him a mummy and he's just been hanging out for fucking hundred plus years. Well, this place is about to be exceptionally haunted because first of all, he's a criminal. His ghost doesn't know because he's happy. He's happy. He's happy to be seen. Oh, he is hanging out.

He's a criminal. Socialized. A button. Now he's going to be buried. That's not bad. Now he's going to be buried. You know how horrible that's going to be seen. Oh, he's hanging out. He's a criminal. So sliced. No, but now he's going to be buried. That's not bad. Now he's going to be buried. You know how horrible that's going to be? He went from the living room to the goddamn beneath the doorboards. I feel like that's why Tina Turner went when she went the show was over. Well, you know, her husband took care of her. She really did. He really, really did. She served every moment of peace and Sweden. I saw. She went to either one of those. And people get on me all the time for not knowing the difference between them

But I I don't know because we'll never be able to escape to a castle because we've had enough of humanity I might be able to go to Florida. You might be able to yeah Which will be good, but her husband really did take care of her Oprah and Gale We're talking about what a great husband he was Apparently she had a lot of health issues towards the end So now do you want to be a teen? I do. Okay.

Just to be that so beloved, those legs. I know. What an icon. But then people just, people are, they ruined it. They ruined it. Who ruined it? People ruined it. She got sick of people.

What you just got done. She's like, listen, I was getting sick of people too. And Lizzo says, you better stop talking about my weight. I'm gonna be done singing. She needs to get off social media because fuck all this. They fucking you made the music. People love what you do. You already got the edification.

You got full crowds. Everybody loves you. You don't fucking need these goddamn haters. But you know, turn her went there because she said that she gave enough of her life service and she wanted to live the rest of her life for herself. Which they took everything plus what she dealt with like. Oh my God.

The saddest of all. I know. What an asshole. He didn't have to be that man. No, he didn't. The only beat he should have been involved with was the backbone of rock and roll. Now, I feel wow. Really, really good stuff there.

I'm your friend. And you see the one with the Tennessee woman who tried it again, another fake hitman, never do it. And this one was, she went to a place called to try to get a fake hit man, right, from a website called online killers market. Again, how many of these have to come out? How many? But it was because she had met a dude on a dating site, right?

Would you, I know you like this is going to be a thing for single people, because it's true. It's not what a dating site or when you're single, you're dating like five people or you're dating around right? You know, it's a thing. I don't know. And then kind of like at some point, sometimes one of them horses pulls at the top of the race. And you're like, I like Dave Moore.

He fucking, I like the fact that I like his choice of underwear and I like you're like, I like Dave Moore. He fucking, I like the fact that I like his choice of underwear and I like the, I like how his house is close to the trade. That's really whatever it takes. Some app, it's right. You choose everyone's like love. It's so, it's so like scientific or whatever. It's all fucking, you close to me. Great. Well, sometimes, but you hope that's what it works best. That's what it works best. I think is when it does work until a life that is you were already living blah but this woman said that she was dating a dude while he and he they were single and finally he came forward. He said, Hey, and this guy was a truly like on the level because they do long hikes together and eventually he said,

I mean, he's on the level with you say, yeah, people go missing on hikes. But no, the dude finally said to her, he's like, listen, I've enjoyed the time I've been spending with you. Oh, to this young woman Melody Sasser. Uh-huh. Hey, but I met somebody else. I mean, I get I'm getting really serious with this person. I'm going with that.

Does somebody get murdered in this story? No, she immediately goes to online killers market to hire a hit man to try to kill the new woman that has, quote unquote, stolen. How may? Well, maybe it's best that he ended that when he did. It is crazy. to try to kill the new woman that has quote unquote stolen, huh, man? Well, maybe it's best that he ended that when he did. It is crazy. She went into the pseudonym, the pseudonym, cat tree,

uh, and supposed to hit order on the website. It's not. It's you can't, we've, I mean, how many times we, I know it's not a hit man. It's not in here. You're going to do it yourself. It needs to see him random or an accent or plant drugs I do not want one investigation. This is what's that? What drug wait or plant drugs? What is what it and oh, I've shot you

I'm my finger prints not the hit man. That's your fucking job. Here's a little bit of my job is I Fuck everything up for everybody else. And I'm there you to clean it out. All right, so you do the killing. I did a second. I mean, at least Lori Valow killed the kids herself. Yeah, Leah, at least she had the responsibility. No, she did never brother.

She was probably your brother and Chad Debel probably did it. So she went, she said that she needed this. She went to the website. A poll for her, she did this. She showed up unannounced after dude's new house So she went and stalked him. He moved in new house. The woman moved in with him She started showing up at the house. The authority said that the quote she said to them. I help you both fall off a cliff and die Acceptable she found out they they sure absolutely keep it online right?

Yeah, follow up and live online content and then you block. Yeah, then you get but she seems like she then it seems like she did. Um, then the cars got fucked up. They said the cars are getting all scratched up. Then they were getting a bunch of calls from untrasable number. She was buying burner phones, right? Uh, and then she would show up at her match's wife house and where she worked.

Right. So the new match, right? The new man, the her, her friend, her ex boyfriend, quote unquote, barely boyfriends, new wife. She was sort of shown up at her work. And the way she figured out how to do that was if she became friends with her. So this is these now, these weird things, right? The girls got a fitness, the victim had a fitness tracking app called Strava that sassar, the one who tried to get the Hitman to kill this woman, signed up for so that she could friend her so that she could basically get the openly shared location data

from the app. Oh, that's a good idea. Figure out where she was working out so she could figure out where to tell the Hitman to go. Well, there you go. So don't get that. I have waited for two months and 11 days and the job is not yet complete. I don't think the delay. When will it be done? This is what I was talking to my

contract. I don't think it's going to happen there, ma'am. I never understood the only account so many steps that I take. And it also counts everywhere that I am. And as every single thing that's important to me, biologically, data to know it's open to the cloud. And but I get to know how many steps I've taken. I see. This thing, man. That's the thing. I take a bunch of steps. All I know is that every step I take is just the first step on a thousand mile journey. The future step by step two heroes this week. Wow. I guess we need him. So We need him here. Taste by spellbound. It's a bakery in Avon. And all it turns out that this bakery was so God damn good that a big old bear had to break in and eat 60 cupcakes. He's really not funny. So the big three explained to the staff member. They were placing the items

in the shop's loading garage when she saw a bear in the garage. She ran into the kitchen as fast as she could and slammed the door. That goes into the loading area and held it tight. The bear then moved out of the boot, moved one of the fridges in front of the door because it knew it was about to eat. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Honestly, I'm happy for the bear and the bear. Cupcakes make a bear sick. I don't know. But the bear destroyed around 60 cupcakes and a bunch of coconut cake. Wow. I love it. So it's not really a know, but the bear just during around 60 cupcakes and a bunch of coconut cake. Wow, I love it. So it's not really a hero, but it's just kind of funny.

Thank you for a bear. It's a cake. And then this is what she wrote these. She says, they're more scared of us than we are of them, but that's not true. They're bears. And then she said, we all had a good laugh about it at this point. We think the bears are cute.

So there you go. Interesting. Bears and like cats almost certainly have the receptor for sweet taste and sweetness is usually marker for food that it's calories without toxicity. And the number two hero of the week is these giant ass catfish. It's nine. This is the real hero.

It's nine feet. So Italian angler, Alessandro Bina Carde, they were really stunned when they caught this nine foot long catfish. I don't know what they're going to do with it. I can't imagine the meat's good. Actually, sometimes they get too big and the sun is good. They get too big and they got. It's the pro staffer at Mad Catfish in.

He's been chasing this monster catfish for decades. So it's kind of like, is why forget the movie where they're looking for the fish. Is it big fish? No, grumpy old men. Yes. Grumpy old men. They're looking for the fish. And now he's he's pending the world record.

And so we don't know yet. There's going to have to be some world record people that are going to have to go finger the fish. See what it's all up with it. But the fish is 23 years old. And everyone says they're really proud of him. And we'll know. Well, let's see here. Ella Sanders huge kitten be previous world record of the never mind the previous record was 23 years old. I don't know how old the goddamn

fish is. It's something. It's some kind of age. And I don't know how we continue. I don't know. I don't know how we continue. I don't know. I don't know how we continue without knowing what you know what? It's been a card he tried to do. He says I tried glove in it. I tried glove in its mouth two or three times, but it was still so strong. I decided to go in shallow water and land it from the shore. A glove in it. Oh, yeah, I guess you put your skin out for a glove. Yeah, that's a good sound. Bad. Well, now I don't even think we have any heroes. See, not throwing it back. No, I think they I don't even think we have any hero's history. I mean, not throwing it back.

No, I think they're gonna keep it and probably, I think it's dead. It seems like it's dead. Yeah, it's dead. It's out of the water. It's a sleeping, we should be sleeping there. I always say just let it live. Yeah, I would, I use your droid back.

That's what I would say, just let it go back. Yeah. Why don't we do that with more goldfish because goldfish never stopped growing. I wonder why we don't do that. I believe it's because they'll consume the entire ocean in a sort of weaver. Yeah, in a thought experiment way. Yeah. Yeah. This is a world of surrealities. Yes.

I think he did safely release it, but it looks like it's dead. Yeah. I think you could release a dead body. And it isn't that funny though, because you think about how we talk about aliens being abducting us. But then how this fish is probably going, if it is alive, going to go back and be like, and then they did this. For side curts. Yeah, it is. It is.

All right, with any luck, the reviewers, his gods, I hope they better because someone needs to now, it's possible. It's for emails. First of all, I'm going to read this email. So you can kind of just know the types of corrections that we get. So you can kind of hear sometimes because this is very informative. Is this going to be passive aggressive? No. Okay. On this past side stories, you talk about the lady who froze the death in an Arby's freezer. Yes, we did. He also mentioned that the roast beef is a liquid. It is. Now I worked as a

quality controlled tech at a meat processing plant that made frozen burgers as well as the Arby's roast beef. My job entailed testing the lean meat and fat that was used to make the roasts, as well as in cooking the roasts to check consistency, taste and overall quality. Can you read this with a fatter voice please? This is somebody who you need to know. This is a good friend. Does somebody, does anybody know?

I don't know how I got this. I prefer to think like. I like to point out the fact that the meat product went put into the bags were categorically not a liquid. If anything, they were a paste like some of their liquid. That's liquid. They're viscous. You can move them around. It was the kind of substance that were simultaneously viscous and overly sticky. That's called liquid. It's a small piece of the roast beef got on your clothing.

This is real. This is great. If a small piece of the roast beef got on your clothing, and he still uses roast beef with quotations, he doesn't say roast beef with quotations. So he says, you got on your clothing, it would essentially work its way into the fibers and never leave.

We wore rocks that were provided by the adult. Yes, that I, but I ruined at least two sweatshirts because the meat would come as a contact with the sleeve somehow and no matter how many times I watch them, there would always be some pink meat matter in the

material. So you know what? I mean, I just heard it. Yes, this is 50 50. It is 50 because what I we were just for listeners. I love their listeners. No, the actual stasis of our business to this man's credit that that is the viscous. Yes, it is not water. There is some it is still there's semblance of it is more of a pace like solid. But it's like we can squeeze it. Like liquid or a pace like solid. It, but it's like we, you can squeeze it. It's like, would you call me liquid or a paste like solid, paste like solid, but is, is

toothpaste liquid? It's like toothpaste. Toothpaste is liquid. Is it not? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's like the letters, just the letters we're going to get on.

It's, I didn't do it to Arby's. Arby's is doing that. I say it's liquid. I'm looking it up. Since two things is considered a, it's a liquid paste or gel. So yes, so we're all right. So everyone has been proven right.

I'm actually happy. I am happy. This is called the information we're learning because that's the exact thing that I was describing. It's just yes, it's not. I know it's not hard. Like when you think of me, it's not us. It's not me. It's not me. It's just, yes, it's not, I know it's not hard. Like when you think of me, it's not us. It's not me.

It's not me. It is me, but it's not a, it's not us. A butt. It's just different. You don't buy it. Also, side stories help. POTL.inchimel.com. What do you think is liquid or not?

Also, side stories help. POTL.inchimel.com. You know what I'd really like as you weigh in on what we were talking about at the UFO story, because I like to hear other people's opinions as well. Yeah, it's true. But the audio guys have read the same material that I have and I would love to hear somebody else's just outside of the echoing screaming chamber that is my brain. Absolutely.

Just somebody else and I got one little letter. All right. I work. Now this is about the bounce house story that we covered with Marcus. Now this is like, this is intense actually. I worked in the inflatable delivery industry for six plus years inflatable delivery industry. I love it.

And you guys aren't so far off. I will say that the only corny like people in the industry are the business owners. They're essentially corny's that read a lot of entrepreneurial books and become the top dogs. Okay. And to cut their business with brutal work in a long hours.

I was 17 when I started and I worked until I was 22. And it consisted of loading up trucks at 6am, delivering typically 10 plus inflatables, plus concessions, tables and chairs. It's the lot. Our trucks had two guys on it and we were all high schools. You show up to the event and roll out the inflatable, typically weighing 200 pounds up to 1000 pounds

of some cases. Yeah. And running chords blowing up the inflatable and staking it. Not dimension staff, the events dealing with rich children who were demons. You then retrace your route and roll the inflatables and take them back to the warehouse. I got paid benefits. I usually work 12 of the 14 hour days in the summer. Our boss was an interesting guy who would yell at us and dock our hours out of spite. My biggest mistake was hitting two cars on an arrow side straight in a box truck and not just fleeing the scene. He reiterated my boss was angry that I didn't do a hit and run.

We had rival businesses in the area that would pretend to be our company and poach our clients and use my boss's identity whenever he had business interactions. This man was a known carn artist who fled from Florida. I'm not sure how much his usable or make sense, but the inflatable delivery and maintenance service is a cutthroat industry who uses ex-cons and high schoolers, which creates an odd yet incredible dynamic. Well, I absolutely love it. Well, speaking of odd yet incredible dynamics, I do have a couple of announcements.

Oh, July 9th, I'm gonna be at the Mike Drop comedy club. You gotta check it out. In Cedya, go. He's gonna fucking tell you everything. What, you see that front row? He's talking about your head. He's talking about your weight. He's talking about your race.

No, that's gonna do. You just, come on, let it roast. I thought that people don't like my racial comedy. I don't know what. He loves to talk about rent. Yeah, July 16th, Cobb's comedy club in San Fran. July 23rd. He's going to bring his scale. And if you hit a certain way, he throws in your body. No, no fan unturned. You're going to love this show, man. Really help and move the tickets July 23rd wise guys in Vegas and July 30th Ontario improv in Ontario, California. So 7 9 7 16 7 23 7 30 basically every Sunday in July come out and then I also have flappers and Braia, but that's in September and in October. So

come on out celebrate birthday month, which is July. Absolutely. And I also have flappers in Braia because I have to visit a diethical. Which is joy absolutely and I also have flappers in Korea because I have to visit a diethical Now you guys are gonna love my sense of humor You're gonna love the fact that I make jokes and we all do we all love it Everybody here at LPN can't get enough of it including my wife and you want of course you're gonna laugh Yeah, because you're with me You're around me. I'm a pleasure to be around with me. You're around me. I'm a pleasure to be around. All right, I don't bring up stress. I don't say I talk about weird uncomfortable stories and information during high, like high

points of your own personal vulnerabilities because I can't connect with you. Whatever man, get away from me. SimCerory has Ted Bundy killed other skills at the point. I was a bully then. Now I talk about the Manhattan Project and I talk about people skid melting off And that's what you get for me at a pool party when you ask me Hey has something new happened you this week and then I info dump on a bunch of people with them and I have project And then they're staring at you like you're the fucking problem. Absolutely. All right live laugh. I'm gonna fucking live Like this every day like this every. So... I can't escape this.

Let me take it down just one more. For who? For who? For you! Fuck me! For you! I respect me the least! Okay.

Alright everyone, thank you all so much for listening. Hail yourself! Hail, sir! Magus Delay, since everybody! Thank you for listening to everything, and this Manhattan project is gonna be fucking wait. It's very thick. I heard that. Yeah, it's gonna be.

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