Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Face Peelers

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news as the internet discovers the true identity of the "that man is not real" lady, Hank the Tank (aka Henrietta) captured (discovered to be a lady bear), Lake Tahoe Foot Fondler gets taken down, Lostprophets frontman / convicted Child Molester Ian Watkins stabbed multiple times in prison, Man stabs victim ‘through the head with a flagpole’ at Sonic Drive-in, Fluke Skywalker arrested for child pornography, Peruvian Villagers claim they are under attack by "Face Peeler" Predator-style extra-terrestrials, NY Rockaway Beach Shark attack takes 20 pounds of flesh from victim, a hardware loving seal, Listener Emails, and more!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. I'm going to live. That's one of the cannonball some started. Side stories. Yeah. Okay. Kisle and Whitney to calm down. I am not hyper. First of all, before we can even begin, like, yeah, I'm going to need Whitney to calm down. I am not hyper. First of all, before we can even begin,

I'm gonna need you to calm down. Okay. Because you're coming at a lot of energy, you're coming in real hot. Really wish I was still sleeping. I just, yeah, feel it. And then you've got to calm down. You got to, you got to just be careful.

I don't know how to get less calm. You got to keep yourself together. I am, this is making me not calm. Well, it's because I know that your potential wife has been doxed. Who? The, that man is not real woman. The, the legendary marketing executive who is from Texas.

Well, I don't want to, I'm not going to be one of the people naming her name because I actually kind of feel bad even though I don't at the same time. I don't think it's meant what if that man wasn't real? It was, it was her family member. Well, there's a lot more information now about it. Well, there's a lot more information now about it. Well, there's a lot more information. Okay, so this woman's a hero and all of a sudden she is, I would say she's less.

She was sober less than a hero. She was not sober. She was sober. Her friends said she was sober. If that's sober, she was sober. She was sober. She was not so typical. You don't know the details.

Her name is Tiffany Gomez. This is the woman that went ahead and she said that that man is not real. She accused him of feeling your body. And then she said, yes, I saw the oil painting, which is amazing. Yes. Thank you. Oil painting, which is incredible. But she went and she said that that man was not real. It's set off a flurry of internet attention. She has since half to she has said that she immediately delete her entire internet history. What's the people look at her? But it turns out she's very well off. And the bag she's got in her hands while she's yelling at the man isn't real.

The man isn't real. The bag in her hand is worth $1900. She's a very wealthy woman. What does that have to do with anything with the man not being real? Because there's something about the, I'm not real. The welcome inside the story. Which also, this is all I know. You got Welcome to Sidestore, which also is the story. No, I am not.

No, you don't do that. You don't know who did it. Damn it, not real. No, I'm real. You're not real. I'm real. Sidestore has been in here. I'm in here.

Perfect. But you know, she, I, I, you can sit on this plane and you can fucking die with them or not. I'm not going to. That's what she said. I want her on this show and I want you guys to meet. I think that this is again, I think it's in the stars, but I'm looking at Tiffany Gomez and I'm thinking that she's on a cocktail

of several different pharmaceutical aids, whether they, I don't think so. Prescribed or not, they're probably are prescribed because this is Texas, so she probably, they just give her whatever pills she wants. I'm sure about that. I don't know about that stereotype. So she's, she is pilled. She is visibly intoxicated.

She was sober. If that, again, if that's, if that is sober, then I'm Tiffany Amber Thiesin. And if you could, if I just have my shooting off, I think I'd be her just by the bell. But she potentially saved every single person on this plane. If I was on that plane, I would have said it ma'am. I'm following you. The man who was not real went to his destination. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. But imagine for one second, 9000, 11, imagine for one second. First of all, that's your 1 9 11 for today. That's my 1 9 11. That's fine. Final destination. If someone freaks out like this on a plane completely sober blonde. Oh no, I'd leave too. I know. She's, she's, uh, how do you put it? She's got brown and blonde highlights. Sure. Whatever. But no, I would have left this well, but only because

I'm also already scared of flying. I'm already having issues while I'm in the airport. So when the woman is yelling, everybody get off this plane. you're, I'm gonna be like, you're fucking preaching to the choir sister. Give me the hell off here. Well, this is kind of one of the interesting things about that though, because she wasn't scored it off, which is a nice way of saying booted off the plane. She was absolutely, but then she was actually friendly asked because I've seen some videos. We've seen some videos where they don't take the legs and they lift you up and out. She's not even in the top 50 of the people we've covered deeper, deeper. The man who made everyone wipe us, freaking ass.

Cause he was too chunky to close the bathroom door. I'll always remember we met that man the day after Kevin died. Yeah. He was the same episode. All right. So in that nice there. So the thing with her is, yeah, she wasn't duct taped. She simply had

a warning call, much like the moth man, moth woman. And I think she may have been onto something, and we simply just don't know what the truth is. You're allowed to have these thoughts. I don't know why people are taking pictures of her nice home. I think it's she's a rising star. Well, I don't know if she knew that that was going to happen to her when she had her fairly, let's say she was sleepy. Let's say she was very, very, very, very awake. Wake up, Mark. She was more awake than you and I, my friend. I want you to meet her. I don't really care to meet her. I want you to meet her because I do think that you're the, you're defending her. And I think to meet her because I do think that you're defending her and I think that's

important, but you know where you're defending because she's not, she didn't do anything that bad. No, no, no, no. She just seems so minute. It's fantastic. She's given us minutes of content. I've seen people, I've lived through hell with people's feet on the back of my head. I hate it.

I've seen so many horrible things. People, oh, and I know when I get crop so many horrible things people. Oh, and I know when I get crop dusted on a plane. Oh, yeah. I know what happens. I know what I smelled. And so at the very least what she did was a minor freak out. That was fun enough. Oh, yeah. To mate make the flight that she had a possess. She did. She definitely has a stark one. I mean, I think it did delay the flight over very much. Everyone got upset. Right. But it did add a possess. It wasn't nearly as bad as it could be. I this is why I like sprayer catheter everywhere. That's why I don't think it's that like she didn't have to because I always threaten to. But I think you're right. This is a relatively minor

infraction in terms of accusing someone of being a reptile. I know that we did this with Obama several times. Tansuit. Sure. Also, we were on the flight. You were on the flight where the flight attendant said that you saw non-humans reptilians on planes. And now it's like to travel just like us. They're just like us. Can I get a ginger ale please? Because this human who is a human human needs some ginger to settle his stomach. But there is another animal out here that needs to settle its stomach. And wow, we are coming through. There's a lot of updates today. There are a lot of a lot of our stories. We've been covering a lot of stories since the very beginning and the really starting to suspear the spear.

Hank the tank. Yeah, the bear and the Lake Tahoe area. And then we're going to go to another more infamous legend of Lake Tah like, but hang the tank who's now known as probably more like Henrietta the tank. Why? It's been captured because it's got a pussy. Oh, and they want it. It's a lady is a lady. Oh my goodness.

A large black bear lady. So in early 2022, capture the hearts of the internet. It's a massive 500 pound. Now we know female black bear. It was found broken into over 20 different various locations in the Lake Tahoe area. They keep on saying home breakings. This is not a home alone. No, no, it's a bear. She yes. It does not. Yeah, she's not looking for jewelry. A mask on. No, no, no, no, she's not BTK. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bear, but her three kids normally, apparently normally they just shoot these things in the back of the head.

Right. Yeah. I've heard that they kind of go in no country for old man. They just take a big old bolt, a bolt gun to it. Can you imagine your park ranger, your whole life is hanging out with bears and rabbits and having tea and hanging out and then everyone's to help. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe side stories L PP.O.T. You all know that come. Who is the guy that shoots these animals in the back of that? It's probably the park ranger. Like who does it? They also have the big sticks and they pick up all the trash.

Yes. That was kind of fun. And they make sure that you don't got any embers. Yeah. You want to turn, you want to make sure the fighter is off. They're the ones enforced to do the missing persons investigations when all these various people go missing on these, these national park areas, which is why we when all these various people go missing on these, these national park areas, which is why we have all these like weird issues because it's the park rangers

versus the cops. No one knows whose land it is. It's why and there's been no massive document missing for one one is all about this about how there's no like there's no document anywhere that lists all of the people that goes missing every year in our national parks. So park rangers laws. I'm saddled with that. Well, park rangers are probably suspects. All right. So this bear me, park ranger.

You know what they so hang the tank or henrietta the tank. It was bear 64 F. That's what they named her. Yeah. Bear 64 F. They got a figure. That was very inhumane. I know, but they decided that none of us, so they're not shooting her in the head. They're taking her to Colorado. She's going down into the wild animal sanctuary near Springfield, Colorado. It's gonna be with her and her kids. They're gonna be hanging out. Yeah. But it's smoking net. Eesh, man. I'm going boogie board. Yeah. Stone bears. I bet you that they would like it. I bet you bears it would like to. We know they like booze. Yeah, they love booze. They love snacks. They're half way there. Oh, yeah. So apparently

now they're blaming not necessarily hang to tank. They're saying it was because of unsecured garbage. Sure. So these people, these people will, I will, I will, I will truly walk by. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will make the blame the trash cans. Yes. Every time you walk by a Taco Bell McDonald's, whatever the doors open. Yep. What is it going to stop you from going in there and making a burrito I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will.

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going to get upon the bulletproof plexiglass in front of McDonald's and they're just going to throw their bodies against it going. Right. Who won't breed? Who won't breed? And then the problem is that they just won't get anywhere. It might be my last words. Colorado governor Jared. No, I'm going to breed Colorado governor Jared. Post who I like and you like him too. He is the one who named her a henry out of the tank. Sure.

So you didn't even do it. No, I didn't take that. I didn't take that. And then she has to put your boys and you know, like my mom, she had three boys. And if you got to get a lot of food, yeah, two of them turned out to be gay. Yeah, they're all sucking in. They're like the, what's the name of those brothers that are having sex with each other?

Oh, God. The island boys, the island boys. What is with that? They're just having sex with each other. They're kissing. They're just kissing, right? Is just that what it is? They're kissing. No, it's you kiss on camera. They're doing more than that. They're not doing full penny, right? I'm not looking at hope. Not. I hope not. I'm not looking it up. That's the one thing. I've looked up. I've read the Turner Diaries online. Yeah. Right. Of course. I don't need to see that. What's interesting about this bear will move on, but usually, I've looked up, I've read the Turner Diaries online. Yeah, right. Of course. I don't need to see that.

What's interesting about this bear will move on, but usually that way, 275 pounds. And again, this chick is well over five. Yeah, it's because we need a bunch of it. Got into all the people food. The people food is not what a bear is supposed to be. You've done a thousand pound sisters was fun with people. I mean, a thousand pound bear sisters is the cutest thing I've ever heard. Nothing would make me happier. I actually would kind of like to see the, thousand pound bear sisters is the cutest thing I've ever,

nothing would make me happier. I actually would kind of like to see the a thousand pound bear sisters eat the a thousand pound human sisters. Yeah, that would be fun. I'm watching you. Oh, no, no, give me my co-roller. Let's do one more update. We'll transition slowly into predators. So this is the story, but a rock star. But this is actual. Let's go in here. There's another predator. I would say late. Tonto. Oh, once again, well, late to ho God. Great going on. Great work. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. But here's another one that they caught him. We covered it here first. And now you can hear the stunning conclusion. The alleged Lake Tahoe foot fomver.

That's been identified. His name. It's a man. Shocking is a man and his name is Mark Anthony Gonzalez. He's got beautiful hair. Can I at what like we are a comedy podcast? Yeah, sometimes a grace, right? No, no, no, he's guilty. Look at him. Well, look at that picture. There's a lot of evidence.

There's a lot of evidence. I do what is looks just like someone who would break into a hotel and suck your toes. They're what fun. The grace of Odin go us. And we don't get falsely accused of sucking and and fondling a bunch of toes just because we're curious. I don't think that they would have just grabbed anyone off the street. No, he's he they have, they have some proof. So they know that during the early morning hours between July 1st and 3rd, 2023, God bless, I ragged old flag. An adult male entered into state line resort condominiums by opening on lock screen doors once inside. He positioned himself at the foot of the bed and rubbed the feet of two separate adult females. So we know

that. But now, yeah. So they're saying that witnesses came forward. They identified the man. They confronted him eventually because he was showing me your tongue. Show me your tongue. Do you have any teeth? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that kicks it up. But other not. And of course, the break it in entering. It also seems as if this man may have been heightening investigators learned that he was also arrested for numerous crimes or suspected of numerous crimes, including a theft of women shoes trespassing and self gratification. Again, during those incidents. So he really got something for the feet. Oh, yeah.

And here's a, you know, as as first fetishes go, that is like, we've talked about this as vanilla as it gets. Oh yeah. Somebody just, just, you can go, he's obviously leave the door in lots of night, baby. And then you just roped like it's a transgression. He likes you. I understand. No, I actually got a

message from a listener that, of course, holds no water legally, but I love to do it because we can here. I, again, this is hindsight is 2020. I said next to Mark in middle school, and as much as I hate to say it, we probably should have seen this coming. The two things that I always remember most about him is that he was obsessed with guitar hero.

And that he had this weird habit of messing with what I remember to be a pen or pencil in an erratic manner right next to his crotchess penis. And my peers and I thought that he was jacking off. And from what I remember, he never tried to deny it. But that's just again, that's middle school. There you go. You never know what's going to happen. You need a thing.

Yeah. I mean, he wants to be the jerk off guy. I was, uh, I don't know what I was. Are you were I was like a funny guy? I was in the place. I was in the house of the talent show. Well, you were, I was class clown, rowdy,est and loudest but I missed class Rebel by two fucking boats. We know we know what I wanted We'd a whole

They gave it to the game until we got a Tyler who was very nice. You were talking about it mean since you're 17 years old And then now I think again, we've been talking about that story for 12 years And why did I want to be class rebel? It's because that's a rock star lifestyle of course 12 years. And why did I want to be class rebel? It's because that's a rock star lifestyle. Of course. I'm North Raid. That brings us to our next story.

Because honestly, but the same time, let's cover right before he says, what is it rebellious? What isn't rebellious? Is it rebellious? What is not rebellious? Having sex with children. I don't care.

I don't care what anybody says. That's not punk. No, it is not. It ain't punk. And I know a lot of you guys out there. I've heard it over and over again. People say like, oh, I'm pedophilia. You says that's not punk. No, it is not a punk. And I know why you guys are there. I've heard it over and over again. People say like, Oh, pedophilia. You mean, that's cool. I don't think you've ever heard that. Yeah. But that's bad, dude. I think that's not. I don't mean bad. Like when people say bad, like it's cool. Like it's good.

No, bad. I mean, bad. I'm as bad that it's bad. Yes. In pedophile, we will continue to call them pedophiles. Um, last, the lost profits, this band, which I never really enjoyed. It was never good. It was never good. They're front man Ian was kids. So we know for a fact, it would groom. He groomed the 16 year old fan. Anyway, long story short, he filmed himself having sex with babies and these, and these girls. Yes. And he did. And he was, he was so proud of it. It was disgusting. One of the most disgusting human beings that you can ever imagine. And honestly, if think about how bad a person you have to be to do something more embarrassing

than lost profits music. I know. And like, really thought he really thought he was something, really thought he was something. You were already making lost profits that should have been your crime. So Ian Watkins, one of the most notorious musicians of all time, I'm putting him right up there

with Gary Glitter. Maybe even worse than Gary Glitter. Yeah. Yeah. This guy is the worst of the wars. He's categorically. Yes. Worse than here. Anyway, why are we covering? He was, he was stabbed in a jail cell in, in, in, you know, the name of the prison is his majesty's prison in Wakefield. There's no way it's as hard as fucking as, as, as San Quinn. There's just no way his majesty's prison in Wakefield. San Quentin. There's just no way. His majesty is prison in Wakefield. This man should be in like come to Marca Ian. This is interesting. I love to hear side stories LPL a gmail.com because I know all about Russian prisons because of the Netflix series. They have all the world's hardest prisons.

Yeah. Actually wonder what the UK prisons are like because a lot more quote unquote. Well, their sentences are normally more lenient than ours, but he got actually got, you know, and this is how fucked shit is a lot of the times where it's like for a pedophilia charge, you actually got a pretty thick sentence. A lot of times they don't know what to do. Yes. A lot of extenuating circumstances again, filming it. And again, it involves infants. So that's just because you're sorry about that.

Some people told the mirror that there's fears he could die. If he survives, he'll be very lucky. And I hope he survives. I think he wants to be dead. I think he would like to be dead. Yeah. Yeah. And so anyway, we'll see what happens. Hopefully he continues. Yeah. He videoed himself. It would be an oral, vaginal and anal sex with a 16 year old there. And anyway, she was doing co-candity, gave her a ring. You know, there you go. Like this content. No, that's not the content that I like. I'll tell you that again, it's not cool. You know what the cops said? They said they had overwhelming evidence that he was a pedophile. Overwhelming. Okay. As opposed to underwhelming evidence.

Oh, if you just like, no, actually, look at these cities of Christ. Somebody found them to be fairly boring, fairly pedestrian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was an infant, a 10 month old there involved. So, uh, all right. So this guy, uh, I want him to just live, like, you know, that happy death day, fantastic, groundhog day, horror film every day. It's just wanting to wake up and get stabbed again and again and again. And so you almost don't want him to wake up and get stabbed again and again and again. And so you almost don't want him tonight because death will be a great reprieve for you. You know, but I feel like in many ways isn't the shame enough.

Yeah. No, it's not. You know what? Oh, I will say this. The prison's nickname in order to what? Months to mansion. Yeah. It's still so fun.

And there's our little friend Dracula. It's probably got I forgot his broncin in that window. Broncin. Yes. He and he has Charles Branson, Robert Moldalsie, a real life cannibal, the Hannibal, the cannibal. And also you'll be surprised to know Harold Shipman. Yeah. He's sitting there. he's very quiet. So the monster mansion mansion is definitely that's something with the Sirhan Sirhan and and Manson over here. And the mummy's that's the punch bowl. All right. Well, here's another story for you. This Oklahoma guy was real mad at this guy in a drive through at at a sonic. Oh, yeah, yeah. So he drove a flagpole attached to American flag through the guy's skull. Well, it isn't there. It isn't there anything.

Is there anything more American than that? No, I don't. But I'd love to hear kind of what the set of what. How do we get here? Oklahoma man. Sure. He's lucky to be alive. 54 year old.

Yeah, yeah. Clinton Collins allegedly attacked this unidentified victim. He looks at the man. I will say I'm looking at this man because what's the most patriotic way to kill someone beating with a flagpole? Absolutely. And the American flag attached to it. Don't let it touch the ground.

For certain has a don't tread on me tattoo above his penis. Yeah. Well, perhaps you should put one above his buttole because you might be going to jail. It was 7 30 p.m. at the sonic in Tulsa, so you know, that's what that's dinner. That's dinner. Did you see in here? I don't even understand how. So, about arriving the scene, first responder said that they located an adult male victim with a quote, flagpole through his head. That's all I got. Hey guys, is there any just give it to me straight?

It doesn't hurt here so much or here so much. It's right here where the flag pole is. Collins, he was really upset that he says, that's what he gets. He deserved it. I just don't know any of what happened in the side of drive through. No one's really saying the pole entered the victim's head beneath his jaw and exited the other side of his head. So it was right. It was through the mouth and cheek in his face. American flag was still attached to poll. And you know, the dizzards of E. O. G. Ma. You know who shut up on the scene? Officer Danny Bean. And you know Danny Bean. Danny Bean says, and he says, like you see in a TV show or a movie, ran at him and stabbed

him through the head. So that is a good serve it. Yeah, he's saying the big guy, God Collins is something else. He's basically straight up said it. This was not an accident. He specifically said, we certainly know that he did this on purpose according to officer being because he told us that for a fact All right, we started charging this person just sitting on the ground in front of the magnanimals

It's argin him with the flagpole and started doing like a stab in motion with it. Oh good. Yeah, that makes it that checks out I guess I don't know what Well, you're about to get food you're at sonic, which I still think is a probably a mid tier. Yeah. That's food chain. Did this withholding in Jake from Wiz brew? I Sonic's average of best. I wouldn't want to die for Sonic.

No, it's not. What's the one that everyone dies for? Is it chickfully Popeyes? Popeyes. Well, Popeyes they were fighting for because of the chick sandwich. Yeah. It's just again, it's it's a chicken sandwich. The chicken sandwich wars of 2022 one day will cover.

We will cover it. And I can't wait. This Collins guy, I don't know if he was there for food. He looks maybe like a baby. No, I don't think he was there. He was there to stab somebody in the head with a fucking flagpole. And apparently this guy, he's going to lose his eye, right? That's not, that's not so bad for that regular flag.

And the firefighters had to cut the flag pole so the victim could fit inside the ambulance. I had to. Oh my god. What a long day. Anyway, so it's a it's a felony. Okay. So here, there's a there's a very in the end here. He tried to do the same thing to somebody else outside of a McDonald's. What now? So there's a lot of people saying that it's not just a sonic based activity. They were afraid at first. They all thought we're like, Oh, he's been driven crazy. Maybe because they finally replaced those delightful improvvers. Those guys with the commercials, they made their whole lives making sonic commercials. And now one of them went on to do. I think one of them was on the, the president show with Anthony

and Tamini. Oh, good for him. With litus appear immediately. I don't know where that guy is. And the other guy that was on the sonic commercials. That was their nut. It gave that shit up. I can't even fucking believe that. They should have rid that to the fucking casket, dude. That's money in the goddamn bank, man. They were fired, but no, no, well, they did move on. I think sonic moved on. But then they hired new people and you can see this guy. He's expecting. He's like, we're not sure if he's a flagpole. I'm going to meet those two improv bald men and I'm going to show them my flagpole. Never was going to be like God, I knew you'd make it. You're cladding in there. We don't know where he got the flagpole from. If it's a good Sonic, that's going to be right outside. And it's a pretty big. That's like a me a flag of the, that's the Sonic. I don't go to. So you show up. You just want to get a shitty

little hamburger from Sonic and you end up with a flagpole through your head to the point where we're going to lose an eye. I like here. The Oreo cookie Reese's peanut butter milkshakes are actually very good, but I wouldn't want to die for one. Great. Great comment. Thank you for the comment.er. All right, well, my last story that I really wanted to share with the audience. And I don't know what is it? What is it? You know what this guy, if it's not, if it's another, if it's another thing about how it's not cool to be a pedophile, they will wish you do is I have another story we can tell in between. Guys, it it's, it's, it's, it was Flux Skywalker. Oh, yeah, what's Flux Skywalker? He would dress up as a Star Wars character

as a kids' events. Yeah, sure. Sure. What happened? It turns out he was a rest of a child for 9 feet. Yeah. There you go. But John Stevens, that's my story.

See, I don't care what Flux Skywalker does. Guys, all right, I know it's you guys have all been saying, all my favorite politicians are pedophiles. All my fucking favorite. I like I love these guys. I want to be around these guys. Matt Gaetz. I love that. That's my boy right?

For all of you saying that, just no, it's not cool. Like yeah, look, he had to go and he had to change the fluke skywalk. For that skywalk. Cool. He dresses as a Jedi rip it off IP. Yeah. It's not cool. It's not cool.

All right, same thing. I feel you rip it off IP here. Had a failure close second. Yeah, apparently you need cool. It's not cool. All right. Same as you had a failure. Rip it off IP here. Had a failure close second. Yeah, apparently you need to think about that before you go out there dressing as CT, Mio or whatever or some fake robot dude with the R, R, B, C, N, and then you hang out and you guys all sucking fuck each other and act like it's cool, but it's not cool. I do. Are you rip it off?

Establish IP. I do think it's interesting. He's like a little Jedi because he is definitely on the dark side. So he would show pictures of it. I don't think don't Vader was a child. No, dark Vader hated kids. That's a thing. That's a whole point. That's what's cool. That's cool. Yeah, he lost his arm. Remember that? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's what villains do. Apparently, he would take pictures of very young girls and then show them to people on his phone. So everyone's like, oh, you're a pedophile. And then, um, so then that's kind of why he got busted.

And uh, he got arrested for his crime. No, it wasn't. Apparently there was three videos and five images on his cell phone. And prosecutor said, quote, it's too profane to say out loud in front of the media. Where's Wookie? Where's the Wookie's in this? Oh, well, yep. He definitely looks kind of looks like Luke Skywalker. Yep. He kind of does look like me wish wish.com Mark

Campbell. Yeah, he does. Yes. If you if you made an AI copy of Mark Campbell, it could look like that. And he loves to hear it. Yeah. Mark Campbell just loves it. No, he is remotely tied to this subject. Yes, got 1000 followers on social media. Anybody can do it. Actually, anybody can get followers on social media. All you have to do is be a weird, fat old man. It's just up like fluke Skywalker. And then, because he's not leading with the child pornography.

You know, it's so crazy. Unless he meets you in person. Yeah. And then he does. He might lead with it. That's different because he should. That's definitely not good. Apparently he gained national attention to the California Comic Con in 2016. Everyone really thought he was Mark Campbell. And then everyone waited outside to take pictures with him. Oh my god. And then God,

Mark Campbell's got to be somewhere and just being like, what did I even do with my life? Why are you doing this with my character? With my fucking self. I didn't deserve that, but wow, he does look as thoughtfully as Mark Hamill. And again, Mark Hamill has nothing to do with this. He's simply an innocent man in this world of peer and utter insanity. But I say leave IP alone.

Yeah, absolutely. All right, because there's no reason for us to solely these wonderful images because how else will Disney make hand over fist dots? How are they gonna do it? How? It squeeze you for money, it squeeze you,

it squeeze you for money, it's all of their characters constantly get associated with pedophilia. Yeah, I know. Anyway, any stories that you have, Henry, that don't involve horrible, I mean, it's just the news. It's just the news. That's where just telling you how it is out there. The news. He can also be very careful when you are,

Furries get a bad rap. Oh, we've talked about this. Furries are the innocent ones. It's these, it's actually the problems. A lot of times with the people who you could see their face. Yeah. Because then they have access to your genitals, at least for the furry, they have to pop off the head before they could start sucking and fucking on you, right? Yeah. And they just do it with themselves. They do it within. And for them also, man, I learned a lot for some reason, but after our Japanese dog man,

yes. I also remember. So we did get a little flack. People said, hey, you guys covered Toko, the dog man before. And I actually, I looked back up. And I realized we did cover him, but we covered him when he commissioned the suit. Right. Is it he had first, this was a couple of years ago, he had commissioned the suit and he talked about how he'd suit. He said he wanted to live as a dog. And the new story

we covered last week was Toco's first walk outside. Yeah. So we've covered his entire art, we've covered his entire arc as a man. We again, we do, I do want to know what the defecation process is. There isn't. He is shitting before he's walking. I hope so. But if you really leave him, he's not a dog. I'm gonna see us. That's exactly that's my thing. I was like, I was watching walking the dogs last night. Carmelita. Like, so when these poops are real small, like they're really small, Paul's. Carmelita can really leave some crazy dudes. Great, great.

And I always just think about that last night. I thought about Toko, because I thought about that. I was lifting that up, and because it's like, you know how it's so hot, maybe when you look at that shit. I know all about dogs, you know what I think?

I was like, just imagine and just Toko, what's he going through? Cause he's eat nothing but sushi and like, I guess delicious. I bet you he does to eat a good diet or whatever. Yeah, probably pretty solid. But it's still probably like, imagine scooping up after him. It's like, fucking, lift down.

It's like a pound of good diva. Yeah, it would be a lot. It would be a lot. That's why I as a dog Nanny trained and experienced dog Nanny for many a year. It's real. And Bouncer's why I as a dog nanny trained and experienced dog nanny for many a year. It's real. And bouncer. I picked up shit. Both true dog and dog. Yeah, you're a dog monster. I have very quick strategy. Yeah, you're really, you got to go really quickly because yes, it will never not be disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. We know, but you know,

but got less talk. It's our emails. Absolutely. I would love to speak with Toco, the dog man. Yeah, but the problem is, is that we're going to have to get some kind of vet in here, because only dogs and barks. Well, good. Puffin will do it. So Toco, what's your favorite thing about transitioning into a dog like me? And then, but you're, I just don't, I'm actually kind of afraid. If Puffin's going to be anti anti trans dogs. No, you won't. I'll say you won't be shaking Rowling.

You know, it was so funny. I was watching Spaceballs yesterday and John Candy's barf. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jerry fucking freaked out. I was like, it's John Candy. He dressed as a man. He's a man. And he's like, I'm going to get a Jerry.

That is not. He can't see any animal movement. That's so funny. He is so funny. I'm not great. All right, here we go. Here's a fun story. That's so funny. He is so funny. Right from North way. All right, here we go. Here's a fun story. Here's a neutral story.

Okay. Terrified Peruvian villagers claim they are under attack from a seven foot tall alien dub. There's a pack of aliens called face pillars as they plead with the authorities to send backup. This is really very interesting. Does it cool? Fuck if the face pillars.

It's really good. So they are, they're called Las Pelacaras, which is the face pillars, they're calling these creatures. Now, this is a part of the Iki-To tribe in the San Antonio native community. This is a, they reported this idea. So this is a group of people that have been, where they're at, where their tribe is located at night, it's extremely dark. So these, this is happening outside

of Peru. So we have a, someone from San Antonio was reporting from Peru, okay, talking about this situation. Now they're saying that they report, they've been reporting these mysterious figures and dark colored hoods attacking the villagers who live in the rural district of Altonane, eat northeast of Lima, Peru. After one such attack, a 15 year old girl was taken to the hospital. And that's what there's photos of the 15 year old girl bleeding from an attack on her face. They're saying that they're things are coming into their extremely dark village at night and scaring the fuck out of them. And it is getting to a point where they have going, they've gone to the police so many times for help that they're saying, now we need the military.

Wait, what? For the face dealers? They, they locals, they describe the extraterrestrials as having large heads and yellowish eyes. They say the mysterious figures are immune to their hunting weapons, which I'm going to show tonight. So we're recording on a Tuesday. So tonight, for our last dream, you're going to miss this. I'm doing an all serious

only UFO videos. I can't wait to see some new UFO evidence. And I've got two of them that show people firing on these UFOs. People shooting guns. It's very interesting. But again, they're saying they're affected by human weapons. They don't really care. You know, there's thousands of them and they're staying crazy. Well, I said, this sounds absolutely horrifying. First of all, face pillars again, sounds super cool. Is there any the booby traps? Anything that they can do to stop these face pillars from coming in?

I don't fucking. Yes. Predator style aliens. This is a style. This is real. We have met almost face to face. This is Latina noticias, a Peruvian news outlet quoted a witness saying that he had come face to face with one of the so called aliens.

Oh no. We have met almost face to face. His face is hardly visible. I've seen his whole body floating at a height of one meter. He said, suggesting that the being was hovering. I mean, that is the thing we always hear, not to be like, uh, folks tactical math. But we always hear there's like a face that you can't really see. They don't know what they saying.

They definitely were people shaped and they were in some sort of outfit. And they're saying, we are very frightened about what's happening here in our community. Their shoes are round shaped, which they also use the float round ass shoes. That's some round ass shoes, like sketchersers, remember the ones with the dip in them? Yeah. I remember that, but they didn't work. I don't know. That was the problem.

I don't know. Check it. No, there was my Ann Carroll, man. Yeah, you checked out her glutes. Just like I'm getting two old. Two over. Yeah. I'm walking back and forth.

She was over six foot tall. She was fucking pushing 300 pounds. Whoa. My fucking Ann Carroll, you can hit her with a pontoon. But she would just go like, like, she'd be like one of those orcs. She'd flip it over. Yeah. God lover and her fucking horrible fucking attitude. Oh, she was mean, huh? No, they're here. They're here. They're here. If you're a whale and you're listening, keep up the good fight. We'll keep up. Think if I go after these yachts, all right, their heads are

long. They wear a mask and their eyes are yellowish. They are experts at escaping. Huh. All right, well, I guess don't go to that tribe there. But this is a very interesting. They go into the story about the Pelacaras, which is a folklore story of these things that attack people. Kind of sound like a Chupacopra. Like very similar to a Chupacopra.

And they don't fucking know. The police reached the remote area on board a speeder vessel and toured the village perimeter. So this is why these are the stories as a child. That's why I would want to be a cop. Oh yeah. There's a faceless seven foot alien hovering above the ground. I can shoot it with impunity. I'll be right there. But this is when being a cop is fun. But you know, and it's truly interesting is that you say this, but then recently with the Vegas UFO story that happened a couple months ago, which I mean, we still don't know it's obviously. No, I love the story. The cops. I don't think the cops weren't the bravest. But they also did you read the article? What did you want to deal with it? They don't, they don't, they don't self-crap. No, they just, they were just a brand new study that came

out. They literally looked at what cops actually do. And they don't they don't self-crap. No, they just a brand new study that came out. They literally looked at what cops actually do and they don't solve anything. Hey, my father, we played Donkey Kong. We don't play Donkey Kong. You got three. I got to get free cables. You had free toys for Christmas. That was from Mafia. That was because the Mafia got to do whatever they wanted because they gave Henry Thomas a new cabbage. No, they're watching over the neighborhood. They watch over the neighborhood. No, but they do something. I do feel like you're a child. I'm on the show that he did actually do things weirdly because he had to do the investigation and accident investigation, which ties their insurance. So you know he had to do it. And great. Well, anyway, speaking of things to be horrified about and New York, Rockaway Beach.

So evidently sharks are pissed. I guess the bad press. Oh, yeah, sharks are pissed. So Tatiana cold done a young, he's 65. He was attacked. It was 6 p.m. He lost, he's doing a bit, but it's goddamn shark. He lost 20 pounds of flesh.

Jesus. Yes. You know that Because that's what they do. They nip. They come in a bite. They go. He's in a hell of a nip. Yeah. No, no, no, we've got to have that big job. So he lost 20 pounds of flesh from his left leg above the knee. Apparently, the shark was like, okay, I'm good after that. He barely survived. But he did the someone had a tourniquet and they put it on him and then he went to the Jamaica hospital and now he's in stable condition. But anyway, that's a great story. I already live.

If you live, it's a fantastic story. The old, yeah, but I did get laid for the rest of your life. Well, he's already 65. He's probably all done with it. Yeah, but then you get new lease. He was bitten by a bowl or thresher shark. Yeah. And it was the possibility of a great white encounter is not ruled out. I am over.

I am over. Oh, it was a woman. It was this woman. Oh, they're taking the sh- the shark. There was a- like a Karen shark. No, it was a woman. Like he was skateboarding. Tatiana, oh, yeah, Tatiana, that makes sense, of course.

Yeah, Tatiana, it's not normally, let me look at her. Yeah, take a look at that. Whoa. I said, cute, cute old gal. That's a, honestly, that's a very, I mean, if you're, if you're that active at 65, doing all this kind of stuff, you got bit by a shark, man.

Yes, damn, that's a fucking hardy ass. Well, if I had a lady like that, looked like that at 65, it wouldn't be too bummed out, you know, but then yeah, apparently she was swimming alone. According to this guy, he says the sharks follow the food. If there were large schools of what she had in close to the beach, she menstruating. Yeah, I don't think so 65. She minstreet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fighting the streets and my dreams, buddy.

I don't know. There's a lot going on with the woman. And I don't know. And they have a lot to think about. They have a lot to think about. It's the first shark attack since 1953. So there you go. Wait, I mean, that's that true.

That's what they said. But where? It depends on where you rock away. It's rock away beach. I remember beac- But rock away beach. They talk about for a while. They were afraid that there was some form of great way activity.

Yeah. It would come in and out because I guess they come there. They're in the Atlantic beach. Fish also wasn't there like some, wasn't there like some red goo. Poison and Florida. That's a Florida. Anyway. Um, so they shut down the swim and I'm just over.

I love the oceans. I might want to, I think I want to live on a cruise boat for a couple just over. I love the oceans. I might want, I think I want to live on a cruise boat for a couple of years, but I am not. I, uh, I'm done swimming in the ocean. The piece is too big for land. Yeah, that's nice. If you get too big for land, no one can ask you to come here, sure. No, you have to stay buoyant. But yeah, I'm just kind of over there. Yeah, because the, uh, personally, yeah, the great white is near shore, coleslaw waters.

Uh, it is, it seems to be the, uh, goes, the age of it. It's right along the eastern sea board. It's also with the, uh, the western sea boards over there too, but it's not really in South America. Uh, well, speaking of sea creatures, Henry, did you see this? Oh, yes. Oh, like, uh, I guess monster, buddy, we can we go. I, I wish, I wish, I wish, because the people in Loch Ness Monster buddy, we can we go. I wish I wish we go. I wish because

the people in Loch Ness are literally begging people to come to Scotland, dude, if you don't have a job and you are in the UK, fucking go. The Loch Ness Center in Scotland is calling for all budding monster hunters. They're trying to do the largest search for the Loch Ness monster since the 1970s. It is planned for the weekend of August 26th and 27th. They want you to come out there. They're looking for you. I mean, I guess they're looking for you. They man, that would be so, I can't honestly this I would nerd.

I would love to go. They have a whole thing. They're sending drones. They got drones. He's seeking drones, thermal drones. They got underwater submersive oil like like, like, camera things that they're going to use for the first time. They're going all out. And right now, they're currently making the costume for, uh, every, for their cousin, Gary, who's going to do it. He was going to

dress up his lockness and he doesn't know he's going to do it, but he's currently huffing a lot of, he's huffing a lot of gas. You need me to be a fish and he's gonna do anything for said. Get a fight. Fish. He's gonna, but yeah, that sounds so fun. This is honestly again, what a great place for nerds to go get. It's all getting made. It's better than you know, at least you're not a flat earther or a few.

Fun connections that are going to happen this weekend. This is just going to be wild. This is going to be off the chain. You go down there, get that fucking nessie nussie. I mean, I really, if they could just

have timed it. What if they just find it a little skeleton? I am a little afraid for the Loch Ness monster because I feel like I do wish it like let's leave it a little, let's leave it

long in many ways, because I do want to just live its life. But I don't think there are, you know I ain't get enough to poop with it. They might not find it. I do my I actually still believe in the idea of it being the ghost of a pleasy sore. Sure. Or could it or could it mean?

I wouldn't have the last living dinosaurs of all time. I'm surprised it died in the 70s. I've talked about that. They've also talked about it just being a big ol' fish. It could be a big ass fish because I'd also truly be down with a very, very, very, very big fish. Yeah. I can, that's, that's payment for, I paid for that. I paid to go look at a huge ass fish. That's all it is. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. All right. Well, let's do hero of the wing. I guess. Yeah.

All right, well, let's do hero of the week. It's a hero of the way. Now, this is a hero of the week. It's from New Zealand. It's a seal. And so this seal, it ended up breaking into New Zealand hardware store. What?

And as it was opening for business. So again, your back to this seal. It was just promoting fever. This was a seal it was found in bunnies. And so it was six thirty in the morning and the seal wandered into the bunnies location in waggrey in New Zealand. Where do I find these stories? I found this. And it was coming in and it was coming through the delivery yard. The bunnies team quickly corralled the seal with heavy boxes of ovens,

dishwashers and other heavy appliances. And Syriyet says, I'm so proud of the team as they troubleshot this very random Monday morning situation. You know, it was a seal walking through the the aisles and they it was a 278 pounder. Whatever we'll get hidey clue him back. Yeah. I'm doing that joke for a while now and I'm never gonna stop. I actually thought I thought that your hero was going to be the concept of manatee orgies because I'm looking at this. Do you see the thing we talked about this? No, that's where all the guys are all the brothers are fucking like the island boys. That's different. That was one stray very violent manatee.

This is the Florida. These people are Florida Florida police are trying to say, stop calling the cops on manatee orges. They're saying, I've been showing videos of large sea cows, the lumped on top of each other going, and traction to make a bunch of like the noises and shit. And then the problems that they're called, people call them the panels, counting sheriff's office, they're calling them saying like, yeah, there's something wrong in the water. There's something out in the water. And they go out there and it's just a bunch of mantis fucking in sucking. Yeah, I guess there is something. Maybe they're saying do not be alarmed if you see churning waters or flailing flukes and flippers

because you might just have found yourself outside of Kisels parents home in southern Florida. Oh, well, there's also Emily Dickerson who lost her ring. And then the 17 year old from San Antonio, um, he dug through the trash and found it. The ring mattered because it was a cremation ring from one of her boyfriends who apparently was. What's a cremation? I don't know.

Look at that up right now. It's a ring that has the ashes of a ex boyfriend that maybe. Is that real? Yeah, I, Oh my God, you can just put ashes in it. Yeah, that's cool. I don't know. No, yeah, that's nice.

That's fine. It's fine. It's morbid. I mean, it makes you, you're the type of person that probably says, you know, I'm a big in a drama, and then you cause a lot of drama. Cause a lot of drama. I mean, it does seem like that. Like I do understand, I'm a big into drama and then you cause a lot of drama.

Cause a lot of drama. I mean, it does seem like that. Like I do understand I'm not going to judge how anybody grieves, but if you're wearing the ashes of your loved one, being used, yeah, that's difficult and tense. Yeah. Jesse Martinez, Robert, Robert, Robert, Draveno and a fellow named Perez here, they found it. So good for them.

All right, Laura Perez, yeah. They were able to find this woman's dead boyfriend. But I look at you looking at your phone, I feel like I'm at one of like my bad auditions. Yeah, you know what I mean, where I go in a place and I'm just trying to be as entertaining as possible and they're just like, Is he Joni here?

Is he Joni here? It's that he always, he Jonah held. Yeah, he lost a lot of weight, but I don't talk about it because he's very sensitive. I I withhold I know I withhold my if you don't have anything nice to say you don't say I know but we're not gonna say it. Yeah, all right All right, so that was some kind of hero of the week. All right, it was. We got a deal in there. We got three kids and something else. Technically, I still want to say hang the bear, Henry,

yeah, the bear is a hero. Yeah, I already made it to tank Henry, I already made it to tank Henry, I already made it to. But now he, she free. She free. She free. Her and Casey Anthony.

Oh, now since the congressional hearings on UAPs, I started to take some phobias of mine more seriously than ever before. The images of Grey's have always terrified me to an irrational level. I can still recall, the first time I saw a picture of one, and the terror had brought me. However, it wasn't like the first time I was a horror movie creature. It was like a bad memory or a picture of something I knew but I had forgotten. I'm nearing 40, and I don't like looking at the picture. It's true terror. Similar to making eye contact with an ex-girlfriend. You're looking at a face. You're confronted

with all the memories that the face brings you good and bad. Okay. I also wake up screaming around once a month. Ex-girlfriends. I know that's like the suffer from a few recurring nightmares. The first is I feel a sense of immobility and being moved against my will. The most vivid around my house outdoors, but always the house I'm currently living in. The second is some variation of being threatened by insects, typically cockroaches, which I have also have a fear of. Like, threatened like they have little knives. I'm scared of them. Oh. I was last to recurring, the last recurring nightmares I had

were just straight up just seeing grays in my yard or in my bedroom watching them. Okay. I've always just blown it off as an overactive imagination and night terrors, but I now have to face an increasing reality of an additional possibility, which is abduction with repressed memories.

Oh. Also as a child, there are members of sudden aversion to windows as well. So the point where I struggled to be in a room where the windows do not have the blinds down, especially at night. I would have anxiety attacks from looking out

or window at night. It was bad enough that when we moved as a child, I claimed a bedroom without windows. And while living there, that was the longest period of time I had without night terrors. As a man with a normal life, that is a reality period of time I had without night terrors. Okay. As a man with a normal life, that is a reality. It is a potential to shatter me in my situation.

What is my best option? Number one, undergo hypnotic therapy to release any potential suppressed memories. I don't know if I would recommend that, honestly, too. Continue to believe in night terrors and my imagination, right? Let's find sure. Three, accept it is all possibility and try to find peace with it. Or four, do I accept it happened because there are some signs, but I don't pursue it any further. And I think my brain or whatever creature did it for

helping me forget that it happened. I go to a combo of three and four there. I think that you go three because a lot of times we'd pass life regression. It is not as reliable as you think it is. And I'm like, the fuck thinks it's reliable? No one, but I do. I think it's interesting, but it's not necessarily, like he doesn't hold up anymore. You can't plant some ideas in there.

It might, I don't know, it's very complicated. But I don't know if it's gonna make your situation better. I feel like it might make it go deeper. I think that you might need to talk to a therapist just sort of unpack some of the therapy side of it, right? And understand a little bit more and go from that angle. I'd also fucking smoke. Hello, we dude.

I think that might not help in this case. This is fucking. It seems like his brain might be better with some whiskey or something to turn it off. Yeah. You know, he doesn't need to be more. I think he's, he might have a brain that connects to the other side. Project runway. What's that? That's me.

Yeah. That's me. Absolutely. Here we go. I like this. Bringing up the idea of a guy you want to be a dog reminded me old friend Dennis Avner, a K the stocking cat. Oh, Dennis was a computer programmer and one of the smartest guys I ever knew.

He also wanted to become a tiger not like dressing up like a tiger, but actually becoming a cat. He had surgeries to become a tiger, not only dressing up like a tiger, but actually becoming a cat. He had surgeries to get, he got implants, he had installed whiskers, reshaping surgery, dozens of surgeries. But since they were outside of normal realm, they're kind of plastic surgeries, they couldn't use anesthetic. What? I don't know, I don't think that's real.

I don't know. They definitely use anesthetic. They would reshape bone and he just had to feel it all. What? No. Easily the toughest person I ever knew, I don't know, I don't know. He would appreciate bone and he just had to feel it all. What? No. Easily the toughest person I ever knew. I don't know. I don't know what Dennis is saying.

See you. Because I feel it. Dennis, I don't know. I think Dennis might have a lot going on. I think maybe he couldn't afford it. Sadly, he ended up killing himself. I didn't see it. What?

What? I still just had. Oh, right. He was a good dude who just applied. He would just show up. It's like, I can't. And we'd sit and talk about everything from 1970s computers to Jack the Jack the Ripper I think there's a lot going on there. There's a lot. Yeah a lot. There's a lot on bad

He wanted to be a cat and because if he did day die by suicide That's like again. That's not what cats do. Oh, is that the guy the famous guy? Oh, I did not know that's the actual famous guy Yeah, he's just well he's just shitting people's house Well, he was I mean again, he was more cat than that. Yeah, he used to, well, he's the shit in people's houses. Well, she was, I mean, again, he was more cat than that. Yeah, and there was definitely more man than cat. Well, not at the end. Well, because I'd say stalking cat, he was an American man known for his extensive body

modification. No, shit, I should have looked this up right before and I didn't understand. That was his chosen name. He was so he knew them, wow, that's sad. I'm sad that he didn't know because you finally got to be a cat. I don't know if I think there was some stuff going on. No, Kisal. I don't know. Kisal. I know. I know it. I've seen he was on multiple television shows. There could be nothing wrong with this guy. I think it was my strange addiction. There's no way, Kisal. How dare? I know. This is what a normal person does.

And you know what? Good God bless. You know, you're right. And God must have needed a man cat. And now he has one. Isn't that nice? And now he has one in head down. He's in cat heaven.

All dogs go to hell. All those little sub cats go to hell. Some do, but we also love our felines. We do. We do. Well, what a great, what a great day. What a great day. Uplifting stories all around. Some cats go to hell some do but we also love our felines Well, what a great what a great day what a great day All posting stories all around we learned a lot. Yeah, you know again round feet weird It's just what happened. I don't care what they stay in your second I don't care what they say on tiktok or your zines pedophiles are not oh no, they're not okay

I've seen I've seen these zines. I've met a few in my day when I was doing foster care and they're creepy and weird. Oh my God, you said that. Yeah, weird. You just met a bunch of them? Yeah, cause all the kids that I had to take care of were almost wasted. So why were you hanging out with the people who did it?

Cause they had visits. And then it'd be supervised. It's brutal, sad. I was 12. I started drinking heavily at 12. It was a hardened detective, very young age. But I was so soft. Today has to. Oh, right. This whole episode of Sand, so I started drinking heavily at 12. I was a hearted detective very young age. But I was also soft today has a whole episode of sand. So I just want to live every day. Just like don't go too deep with your friends.

Because you never really know what's right underneath the surface there. So you just want to like love keeping everybody arm-sistance arms distance. All right, because if you get too foggy, you still hug. Oh, you can hug as much as you want. You know what I mean? It's hugs are nice. You know what's nice about a hug. You can just engage conversation. You get in there and be like, and they're like, oh, you can hug as much as you want. You know what I mean? Hugs are nice, you know what I mean? It's nice about a hug, you can just engage conversation. You get in there and feel like, and then you're like, oh, you know, we go laugh about, we go laugh about the good times.

And then we think about all these other times, right? Just keep it, that's my motto to you man. That's my lesson to you, especially for the guy with the alien still only got a stuff for this week. Keep it surface. Yeah, the face peel is. You get there, yeah, because be careful. You gotta be careful, especially in your Peru. I do not want to be face peeled.

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