Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Fellas With Attitude

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including  Gary Glitter going BACK to jail, 18 female guards fired for sexual misconduct with prisoners at cushy UK prison, 28 Colombian school children hospitalized for anxiety after playing with Ouija board, Illinois woman finds missing husband's body amongst Christmas decorations in hoarder house, Hero of the Week, spooky listener stories, and MORE!

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Fascinating. Is that that's not one of the only ones that would be, you know, truly fascinating about the chameleon. What is the fact? It's not one of the oh, it's one of it is an animal that changes colors But it's not the only animal that changes colors many animals change colors and they actually are you talking about Rachel dole's all Remember that that was five years ago folks, you know what I think about Rachel dole's all is that you know? Maybe this is a hard opinion to start the show start with it But I feel like over time going in we're good. I mean, this is about we're really gonna get to the bad I I think that she might regret some of her actions

It's because a part of it because you know, I searched to change I should Like today this really did happen today. Yeah, I mean you're still wearing a shirt That says be with some but had the same shirt you would have worn literally 25 years ago Yeah, but okay my style was because I'm trying to actually dress more like a child because when you were a child You were so mature. I didn't well when I was a child I didn't get to I didn't experience the joy that I wanted to experience now. I get to have a boy like joy At almost 40 years old, which again as long as I married and I keep like as long as we're not opening it up We're not gonna get into trouble like boy George shit. I was reading about boy George's crimes

I didn't know what he did. Let's re-hash the crimes of boy George All he really did was fall asleep on that pen. Do you remember that? He was on heroin and he was given the interview and then his nose was all dotted You know what? It was the eighties But you know what I realized is that I was singing along to to Wu Tang, right? I was singing along to it Do you remember when we saw them at the comedy festival and they had to perform at five fucking p.m? And then comedians performed after Wu Tang and the whole world was wrong

It really was but I discovered that every single time they say the n-word right instead of me saying it as I'm rapping along Yeah, what do you say change it to fella? Shame on a fella who's trying to run games on a fella And then what you have to do is you have to then add like stuff to I mean Sometimes you have to change the other words to make that rhyme. How did you make it Italian? Well, you know fella is like because I know that that's what they mean, right? It's a fellow. Sure Something they know So that's why every single time I run across the n-word in a song

You just throw a fella in there because it's friendly. It's more friendly and I feel like in the end Isn't that what the rappers really wanted? I wanted like more like they wanted to be more approachable. I mean for some reason fellas with attitude sounds again Just like a but it sounds like a sandwich shop fellas with attitude You know how they give like dumb groups in Congress like nicknames. Oh, yes Like that's what that sounds like fellas with attitude fellas with attitudes the guys like they're really fighting for an extra Electrical vehicle laying in the highways Fellas with attitudes well speaking of fellas with attitudes welcome to side stories

Ben hanging out with Henry. Hope everyone's doing well out there. They better be you're all are certainly gonna be doing better than Gary Glitter. Oh My god, how long how long was Gary glitter out of jail? He was out of jail for 30 days. Okay, Gary glitter. Uh, the the We know school rock stars. Yes, that is right where this all started was that Gary glitter We covered he got let out of jail on a 2015 charge. I believe it was for It was a field. Yeah, it wasn't good. Um, so he was you know, he was a 38 days He got out they immediately scooped him back up because he was discovered and immediately he was recorded on a cell phone I don't know whether or not somebody was either as they should have immediately knocked him out or if he recorded himself on a cell phone

He's probably on probation. So they probably recording him is not supposed to be anywhere in your computer, right? Like that's old thing. He's not supposed to be anywhere in your computer and he immediately asked someone How do I get on the onion now the onion? It's not that satirical magazine from back in the day, which is doing okay If you want to have a good laugh, oh, it's very funny real headlines these days are goofier It's almost maddening It's almost at a point where it started like throwing everything into chaos about That we're the satire lie of every single thing is fucking over the top and everybody's a maniac

But isn't it nice mr. Zabrowski to have a little bit of just Gary glitter still pedophile, you know If you change the same if all of a sudden he changed It's like I'm so sorry but like what's wrong so Gary glitter doing what Gary glitter does Immediately searched the onion which is evidently if this is a deep what now what is this? Well, let's go God. I know that you know, I could see the bee his face like the flutes for a second Just one second. Okay, let's get the flutes. What is your what's your BP right now? No, I my BP is back to normal I'm back to normal. Congratulations. I'm at 140 over 65. Wow

Feel me. Look you can feel the calm radiating awesome calmer But Gary glitter wanted to go upon the onion now the onion is a what's called a deep web a cow It's a tour website. Wait a second. Do you remember in Shrek? He talked about how he was like an onion Was that a secret? pedophilic message that Hollywood Continue but see inherently Tour is not necessarily bad right because it's neutral. It's supposed to be a place where you can go

It's in an encrypted form of the internet. That's what they call like the you know, there was whatever the term you'd call either the The deep internet or the dark web, whatever you say whatever you want to call it Date line will be like your kids are on it. You better be scared. It's true But my my understanding is that it is a type of browser that you have then have access to an encrypted version of the internet And so in that encrypted version of the internet. Yes, is there true political freedom, right? They talk about this is how people like within in various groups. They're inside of like regimes like we're not North Korea speak The people side of Iran speak they can use these tools, right? He's not in the middle of Myanmar He's not in the middle of a civil war

Using it for a mansion built by pedophile money, right? And so then he decided to get back into it and so when he says it but it is also Yes, it is a place where you could go and you could buy drugs or you know The 3d printing instructions for guns or you could buy all of it. It's all in there. It's all up in there Oh, so it's just like it's not div I get the 3d printing of a gun if it was hard to get a gun We've now seen several mass shootings that have happened using 3d printed parts for guns because it's what helps them to not get tracked But Gary glitter just immediately said to the man that was with what he said shall I get rid of this duck duck and a Companion replied. Yeah, I wouldn't bother using that and glitter response. So what do I do next?

Let's try and find this onion now duck duck is a reference to a search engine which also has high levels of privacy Okay, that's all true. So he was immediately He was just immediately looking to suck on some kids feet and he wanted to get that zip-zap-zap He wanted to get that done. He wanted a priority serve and I'm sorry the postmates doesn't do that carry No, they don't and I'm starting to think this guy's a little bit of a predator He might be so there is no such thing as private internet anymore Well, because isn't it the same thing where we always talk about though where it's like if you try to find a hit man It's a cop. Well, like if you are on the onion, isn't it? Yes, it's encrypted

But isn't it mostly just FBI you or whatever if he's in Europe, whatever the hell they have over there I actually don't I you hear a lot of conflicting things again because of this the straight neutrality of it You're just sort of taking that into account I imagine that that's kind of what you are involving yourself with with and that at every level that you are doing something That is truly criminal you can probably safely imagine that it's half intelligent agency or the FBI or DEA or like any one of those places which I as they believe that they should be but it's also where they also you can meet People and then you can go off the internet entirely and do the right that we used to do His kids call meet up in a parking lot behind the McDonald's and get stuff done just in the back of a tea

Gwan you remember we covered how the tea gone is a tea one. Absolutely. So Gary Glitter's real name Paul Gad He was sentenced to 16 years because he was sexually abusing all these girls three specifically in the 1970s And I'm sure that's literally the tip of the iceberg He only did half the sentence and they just released him early in February I'm starting to think the parole board did he sing for them at what point did the parole board be like Gary you clean I don't know aren't you supposed to wait and tell you you're pretty certain they're not gonna do it again because he did it Just really fast. Oh, it's kind of an indictment on the system It happened real fast because he was originally in jail in Thailand. I know that he went to Thailand and he was one of those

Oh Did they're a little too much you have to be so bad if the Thailand because they were like they turn the other cheek They're like I understand tourism we get why you're here He must have been so egregious that they had to incarcerate him. I I don't know this is a long story It's a very fucked up story. You should actually if you want to get now I'm not gonna go recount all of Gary Glitter's crimes He did a bunch of fucked up shit. Yeah, and then he was released because he had high blood pressure He got out of a work release. He got out of like having to do this is one little thing

I'm just on his Wikipedia that did one thing a popped up was like he got out of manual labor because he had high blood pressure So everyone in prison has high blood pressure. It's very stressful. It's very stressful So so hard to find a pan flute that's not connected to a guy named So according to the Ministry of Justice They said sex offenders like Paul Gad are closely monitored by the police and probation services and face some of the strictest License conditions including being fitted with a GPS tag Which you also are fitted with if you have an Apple watch or you're holding the exact phone that I'm holding now What it says right here?

I do think is interesting as a result of the sexual offenses convictions You will find that episodes of top of the pops where glitter was on them. They don't repeat them anymore It's really sad. Yeah, wow, top of the pop. They're a racing history Maybe they shouldn't have named it the exact activity that these poor girls were doing And it's bad so anyway Pop is about yeah, what was that other guy we talked about the other day that just died that was also in with Fucking Jimmy Savile the musician. Oh, we just covered him. I forget another guy where they all just hang out They all hung out. They're all like this except if the pure the pure lands of Hollywood, California

Yes, so according to Richard score a lawyer. No, that's a joke according to Richard score a lawyer representing One of the victims of Gad he says that he's never admitted his offenses. He's never even apologized Remorse, so why did he get out? I don't know you had to go grovel to these people. I think that in the UK Well, why didn't they bring out? They should have brought out a sex doll of a child and be like Gary And then put a little string to his dick and if the bell rings it means his dingy's moving, you know, and then he's back in jail That's real. You know, that's real, right? I don't know that's a Louis Thoreau covered the he went to a Lutheros a documentarian when my family I love him He wouldn't he spoke to like I forget what the name of his series was but he talked to people that nobody wants to talk to

It was like I Friday was talking to extremists and one is he went to what is one of these? It's like a halfway house It is a high protection essentially mental hospital slash prison for pedophiles and sex offenders Yes and one of the things they do to see how far along you are in therapy as they put you in a little theater where they attach a Ring around the tip of your dick, right? That's attached to a string attached with an aluminum string. This is real And then they show you clockwork orange. Yes, and they show you footage of little kids getting sprayed with hoses Eating hot dogs jump in a rope wear and swimsuits and shit And they would see if your dick bounces at all and that's how they could tell whether or not all the stuff's working

I don't but so again, well, this is a top of the show three Thanksgiving's ago I interviewed a therapist for not a friend ever forget not not not Offending sexual predator. Now didn't he say though big thing to do was the big thing to do was puzzles Right, I don't know that puzzles really fixed it and then I I don't I don't think that part goes away Well, that's the idea brain You'll just be like and now my brain has to take over from my little brain and say no no no no You need to probably be chemically castrated especially if you're a pedophile I know that get hot topics really intense opinions

But I do believe that that if you are on some level it's a child Do if you're a sex offender that it works on children and then when and I like a child make a molest You're probably gonna need some chemical help to not want to do that anymore. But yes, Gary glitter Whoa, I don't think he's on any of that. Well anyway He was just in jail for this shit. Gary glitter best known for his song rock and roll part two Do you know what movie that was just featured in what Joker? Oh? Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't think he's allowed to get the residuals anymore. I think it all goes to Corey Feldman's house I think he's the last just in general

Just all class action lawsuits against anyone in the business Just give him a dime. He was also a representative for snapper music I'm playing sight. It's all right here. Oh Yes, two-year point. He has not owned the rights to his song since 1997 But I think he sold them and made money on him. Oh My god, he was sentenced to three years in Vietnam as well. You know, we'll jump right to this Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think he's good. No, I don't think he's good I think the parole board should have looked at the history not just his

Wonderful collection of songs and said Gary. Maybe jail is the best for you Well, I feel like now Maybe we've all learned our lesson and we're gonna let Gary glitter saying jail Maybe it's just so difficult because you know when it comes down to you know, how hard it is just to get glitter on anything Oh my god, tell me about it. And that's why for your gender reveal parties Please God don't use glitter. I don't even do it. Oh, by the way, there was a comedian and I'm blanking on his name He was a black man and he was very very funny And he had such a funny joke about the balloons that we saw over, uh, you know, the the Chinese balloons

Yeah, he said I thought it was gonna be a gender reveal and I laughed and I saw it on Instagram Who was it? I forget his name. So you couldn't be yeah, sure It's funny. So if you're out there, good joke, I'm not taking the joke I'm crediting him kind of but I forget his name. This is my Instagram. He's like, what if it's a big gender reveal? I hope he'll be able to handle the side story's bump If it's a man or a woman It wasn't a man Yeah, I hope he could get it. Ooh, here comes the side story's nation

Ready to blow up that anonymous man's joke Well, you know my Instagram. It's like the cheese tax with the dogs And then a little joke here or there and a wrestling thing Talking about somebody who's also having fun in jail who was having fun in jail This story is another one makes me want to commit a crime. It is wild. So this is this is out of control This was out of a this was a HMP Burwin. It's the UK's largest male prison now They're calling it cushy. They're calling it a good reason Well, why would they say that I'm starting to see why it's because 18 female guards of this all male prison

They have been resigned slash fired from fucking Everybody they were fucking the a whole Wing of guys it is wild and I'll tell you what the biggest reveal of all of this is an entire story Some of these guards were pretty cute. They were there's one. I see a gun. She kind of looks like Lady Gaga She's kind of cute and then Jennifer Gavin and as we know in prison Obviously the men the star for love. So even if you're a feminine male now, you're a woman These are actual women that would be datable on the outside. Oh, yeah They're like 25s out of 10. Oh, yeah, and they are doing they are literally they are

Doing like musical chairs But with murderers of rapists and having sex with them They're doing all this shit like because no, they're in a cushy prison to be honest So I wonder who's all the guys these are probably like white collar Maybe some people who like got a couple of DUI's maybe but nothing too violent for a prison That's cushy, but they're taking pictures with each other one spent in guard Jennifer Govon she accepted money to smuggle a phone to a robber that was later used to help the pair to exchange intimate snaps of each other Right, and so they pictures. Those are pics the steps. That's what we call in hipster land

That's what we call pictures pictures guard Emily Watson, I Want to say it's the same woman as the actress Sex with a drug dealer who is in the prison for causing death by dangerous driving. See this is what I'm saying Let's be let's be frank here There is a reason that women are attracted to bad boys. Let's go to get both things done. Yes It's exciting. They bring some spice spice and also as we've talked about with women that fall in love with people who are incarcerated if you're one of these chicks first of all

You're nine to five has just become a nine to six to nine Hey, these jokes don't come cheap. That's five dollars on the patreon And see these up front see these life Wow, and if you make a funny joke on Instagram, I will credit you kind of sort of So if you're these ladies You're just seeing a bunch of dildos walking around that are attached to men and then there's no they're not following you Your car. Well, that they can't leave so technically these chicks were in a hug heaven They it is we brought this up with serial killers of the women who love them There is a definite one of the main reasons it's definitely because they can't leave jail and also then you could go off and go live

Your life you can go get your get your first pipe of the day, right? Because maybe it seems like I feel like some of these women might Want it more than whoever's around them needs to give them, right? Because then you get not only get fucked in the job But then you get to go and you get like more d outside of work and before anyone starts going in one of the genders We're reversed. This is called a double standard. No if the genders were reversed It would still be hot, but it would be different because again I feel like a lot of the guards would look like us

A lot of women would also look like us. I don't know if the women would be so Willing which would be a massive. Well, no, of course that would be that would be truly that's a real That's one of those how is this a crime moment where you're like is okay? So the second x I can see whether they're getting fired I see why they're getting fired because you can't eat on the job if you work at a restaurant I mean, honestly, I think they must have that's how they're getting fed at lunch Although Emily Watson, she wasn't just fired She was jailed for a year after having a fling with an inmate named John McGee

And uh, so she actually was jailed and why is it a crime to have sex with them? I know it's why it's a crime to give them a phone or like doing all this stuff or getting them drugs I mean, obviously, which is what they were all doing. They literally were all they it was so out in the open They were taking nude pictures of each other and just sending them back and forth And then you'd like you'd hear it ping across the room You'd hear like the bleep bleep like you'd hear the text notification, right and they're all like, yeah The iron mic just showed Tracy is is but dingus We've seen that before according to a prison service spokesperson

They told yahoo news It's only the best news The overwhelming majority of prison service staff are hardworking and dedicated and we will not hesitate to punish those who break the rules Now my question is there's 18 of these prison guards How many I don't know if the overwhelming majority of prison staff are hardworking Because 18 is like so many people It is and how many prison guards are there to have 18 people? I mean probably I would say probably a hundred. I don't know how much how big this place is

So I have my own answer They say over 500 members of staff they work there and they say the corruption is only eight It's only 18 people and the corruption preventing training the last 18 months have enhanced It's just wild. They're doing more Don't so they're showing dildos to ladies before they hire them. They say your mouth is closed You're hired. Oh, you think that they should have the rooting complex like any infants have where they suck on whatever is close Because because according to mark fairhurst. He's the chair of the prisoners officers association He says they've been quote hiring the wrong kind of woman

I mean, I don't know do you feel like it away? Maybe we'll go to the other side of this Sucking some of these guys dicks probably chills everybody out That's what I'm thinking kind of makes people less aggressive like wouldn't it be that bad? What is no what is love have to be criminalized? Although get love be legal This house chooses love. That's what they need. They need to have one of those signs Like I've seen in my neighborhood for say this this prison chooses dick sucking Yeah, I actually kind of like that. My only thing would be what if there's a fight over one of the ladies? Why then you get really tense? But that's why I bet you

You're just trying to recruit because it starts at three and they're like, okay. I can't suck this much dick I got like I literally I'm full and so they start bringing another girls in you got you getting used to horny ass dudes I've seen no gang bangs start. Oh, yeah, I've seen a lot of documentarians according to fairhurst again He's the dude in charge of the uh poa He says the staff has been recruited, but they don't do face-to-face interviews. It's all done via zoom I mean, you would think that you would want to see that the the build of the lady. What do you want to watch a prison guard? You got to be you got to be capable. Why? Outside stories LP ot l a gmail.com if you're a female prison guard

I'd love to know what was the process of getting the job because I do think it would be cool if you set up like A 200 pound sandbag shape like a guy and you're like get that sandbag from here into this cell over here We've got to see what they do with it, right? And if you just keep feverishly kicking it in the dick, you're gonna be like, I love your spirit Need some training But if they figure out a way to get you up and around like I feel like that could be a good way to do you wrestle Wrestle like one of those punching guys. You see, you know, if you see those like I've seen that like, you know They were you you punch the mannequin. Yes. So this is not something that is hyper unique

Oh, no shout. Let's have reported of these 18 women since 2019 31 women across England and Wales have been fired from jails for fucking the inmates. I think it's cuz you've got some guys These are lonely women. They are very flirtatious I guess they talk about this these guys. They really like, you know, you you do develop a relationship with somebody over time You've been together for a long time. Do you remember the story about the woman that helped the guy break out of jail? Well, we had the two guys upstate Yeah, she blew her brains out that dude he seduced the way to go the other story with the woman That helped the dude that she was tofu and in jail

Get out and then she ended up committing suicide and he was like, oh it ain't that deep and he didn't commit suicide And they just scooped him back up. Well, Jennifer Gavin. She was sentenced to eight months Man, that's a lot of time, right? Yes Like for love It is what if you fall in love behind bars? I don't think you're allowed to But I get how you could stop the human heart. Well, you put him back and you put him in jail I mean, but yeah, but don't you think that won't increase their love like Romeo and Juliet? I think they're gonna forget about each other. Yeah, I do because you know how that is like even when I just did like

I think like, oh, that's why they say it's sort of like how they talk about like TV show romances, but then the show is canceled Showman's is well a lot of times that's put together by PR teams during the time when they were when they were selling the show Not anymore PR teams have stopped doing that. Oh, no, they're saying with Oscar Isaac Not or notoriously very flirty with his leading women But he keeps it out of his keeps it in his pants because he's classy But he knows he's got to give some lip service to all the ladies that are all lathered up Hoping that they can possibly be just a chestache day in one day

All I know is if you have a relationship in prison once the door closes and you're free and you're back in that driveway You're back in that parking lot No, no more. Well, because again, do not expect that. Do not expect that. That was me in there. Prison me because yeah, that's the thing That's what's difficult is once they're out of jail because you've seen that we've seen like I don't know if you've seen it Marcus got me into love after lock up. So I have seen a lot of that I've seen a few videos It really does it takes a lot of work Because you got to help somebody get back into society and a part of that needs someone maybe needs to drain this man's balls

Maybe just to help him right and again, that's why I feel like more it should be weaponized Maybe that's why idea of like, you know, you have some guards that are there for guarding and you have some guards that are there for fucking Interesting zebrowski prison plan. I just saying like add some love wouldn't it change with uh prison planet Make it fun. Make it fun. I mean if everyone's going to be incarcerated at some point in their lives Um, I don't know. That's not true. I hope not Do you plan on being arrested? I already started. I did my time. I did my 24 hours. That's right. You did You did. Um, do you want to talk about this Ouija board story? Oh, I'm exactly what's going to bring up because I think this is so

Interesting and there's a part of me that almost believes it And this is a Ouija board as someone who's dabbled back in my high school years You know, there's something about it and it's fun But it can also make really scary nights. Well, this is one of those where you wonder you really wonder I love Stories of like weirdo mass hysteria. I still are good just still the fun Just as much as if it was real if they were mass possessed Yes, this is great 28 school girls were hospitalized with anxiety attacks and a whole series of other issues In columbia after playing with the Ouija board. Oh, yeah

When I read that I immediately think of our uh Salem episode and I feel like one the cool girl started She's like or maybe it wasn't wasn't the cool girl and people are like, oh Okay, now we have to keep up and then 28 people decided to have mass hysteria According to Hugo Torres, he says there were 28 possible cases of anxiety in school students And according to an outlet alarm bells went off after the girls reportedly suffered signs of fainting Anxiety and other symptoms at school. Well, there's a thing. There's a one of my favorite enemies with serial experiments lane and in that they talk about like They're they're it's a very big

anime theme I've seen come up with the idea of like group suicides amongst children and and this type of and using in like something nefarious happening I'm currently currently playing persona five royal and it's a lot of that. Oh, it's yes I'm an hour 30 of I guess it was just be like an hour 120 hours of Jesus Christ Um, what's that movie where it starts where every all the students are sitting there and they're on the uh subway platform Then the old jump. It's really it's a Japanese horror film. It's really really good movie. It was good I know exactly what you're talking about, but this is the type of thing, but it's real So this is really really cool. They don't know what's going on

And so this was at the Galeris educational institution in Galeris This is in Colombia according to the an outlet and from Colombia alarm bells It went off at the girls reportedly suffering signs of fainting anxiety and symptoms after school because kids get together They got all the Ouija boards together. First of all, how do you? Can I ask how do you pronounce Ouija in Spanish? Is it we ha we and they call it we ha there and so like And but they got the Ouija boards, right? They all got together and did it and God knows what they're asking

They're probably asking like what's the deal with Pedro Pascal? Will he ever kiss me even though if he did he should go straight to fucking jail because you're a child Well, okay, let's not bring Pedro Pascal into this out of nowhere Of course, he's simply a successful actor trying to do the best he can on hot ones But interestingly enough, they were playing with the Ouija board in school. Well, of course because that's what you do You got probably like oh, there's no Ouija boards in America in schools. There better be in Colombia No, no now we have a staff that don't have anything. We now have NAFTA school satan club. That's what that's happening Yeah, but that's under constant pressure

I think technically kids could be like it's my tic-tac religion or something like they could say whatever they want and then teachers can't do anything because they could you see the thing about the The bulletproof school court owns that they have they're developing in texas where it's a giant full doubt Square that it's bulletproof that you get all the kids inside of that you close it up and they can just riddle that with bullets Oh, that's so fun. That's such a great. That's such a great way to solve everything. So one mother exclaimed I work here in a hospital kiosk and every day I see three or four children arriving after fainting Oh, well, I wonder what it is. It's happening. I wonder I think it might be something with asbestos This or maybe the maybe the pipes aren't very good. She goes on to say parents

You have to move investigate what's happening at school because our children cannot continue to suffer in this situation Well, it sounds like kids get because I know you did it. I did it. I remember being in elementary school We played with a Ouija board. I remember us all believing that fire Had erupted from the Ouija board. I remember and we took but it's also there's I remember being very Acceptable like we also we know that most poltergeist activity is attached to younger people because of their their their their Spooning little guts making themselves into horrible adults But it's like bet I could see how like they all got together and be so overwhelmed by it because the Ouija mechanism Have you ever truly used a Ouija board and I feel like it and have tried have you watched it jump?

Have you seen it happen to you? I feel like yeah, I think that we had some movements on my board Like I've watched it. You watch it kind of like Like and who knows who knows whether or not there really is something to the the energies you're directing that kind of That manipulated maybe there is phantom subconscious forces that cause like muscle twitches Which is what they say that causes it to bounce around but whatever it is if you believe in it hard enough Now you're in that fucking world you're in the world and it's very frightening for a child I think it's still healthier than having these kids on tiktok I think it's healthier than Twitter. I do I would say my child you have a Ouija board. It's better than social media

I believe so too and you get more out of it more real information So so one mother at or the same mother from before she said our children always have a good breakfast So it can't be that they're hungry. So I don't know I know and that's such a such like an idea of like Well, we'll feed them more and it's like no, I just think that they're just very uh, they're overwhelmed And uh, the the Ouija whatever's happening is freaking them out and I don't know who they're asking about It could be asking about Harry Styles They could be asking about I'm sure they're asking for they're doing kid stuff. I mean, this is columbia

So I don't know what the big columbian pop stars are we ever do this thing when you you ever do the thing Where you um, it's either the flappy where you do the flappy and you choose and then you flap out You find out what the future you've ever done the one where you do the circle Where you do the spiral and the thing I forget without what's called Uh being lonely trying to talk to girls We're trying to connect to them on their level right because they were always very mystical Yes, um, so a lot of people like this Torres woman She says that she thinks the school is almost trying to cover up something

They say this is like making a mountain out of a molehill And maybe there's something going on with these children that needs to be discussed and it's not the Ouija board Maybe it's the heat or maybe it could be the heat or maybe it's stuff like you know I mean who knows the power of the Ouija board according to Patriot 555 in the comments the one time I played with it. I was in college back in fall 2006 with roommates I asked it who won the world series game tonight. It perfectly spelled out Detroit Tigers with no work on my part I was freaked out and I threw it away. So you don't know it comes at all different technically you should have bet right? I hear someone else here's here. And here we go. We got a kiss on the chat

That image remains in underdeveloped intellectual intellects are the products of this tick tock and youtube generation music videos and lyrics Glorifying satanic flavors in all things musical and fashion and ultimately mind frame opening portals and windows into realms That are just as real just as real as the physical realm Wow, these comments are fascinating I'm starting to think that we're not really ready for this conversation as a people Satan and satan games would do that to you even though the anxiety and destructive forces are worse with satan's other games such as cash for life Powerball mega million Lot of the daily three numbers

And the daily four numbers People continue to play with lucifer himself. I'll tell you what they just gave right this according to chuggy d They just gave rights to the demons Most should be oppressed their entire lifetimes. The rest will be possessed and it will be a dark path that they will wander You know what? I'm actually happy these people chose this article to comment on as opposed to again any other social media platform This is where your energy should be directed come at the new york post with their weird Weegee because also there's the new york post is also as an entity afraid of the weegee board They are everyone's afraid of the weegee board

I feel the weegee board is a tool that you need to use and understand that it could partially be a connection to a spiritual realm Or is it more of an examination of your own subconscious? I don't know. I don't know There's another person who's a little skeptical. They say why would demons need a game board to enter a human? That makes no sense bunch of attention-starved drama queens. They played a game That's according to five or seven There you go. So in columbia They're playing with the weegee board and they're finding themselves a little lightheaded

Now if you want to talk about finding yourself lightheaded This one woman found her husband lightheaded because she found his dead body Uh with the top of it missing hidden inside a bunch of christmas decorations because he killed himself a year before Dude, I saw that. This is a this story. I like him very much. It was a year ago It's just this is one of those that makes me understand. Okay, let's just let's just sort it out here Okay, I know bill burr already did the jokes about how like the love for a man is conditional Right, like any other joke. It's very very funny. Um, but this does make me understand just how like How low on the totem pole of society the husband

Oh crash. Yeah, you better provide provide provide and then if you even remotely come close to ask him for something You're done. I don't often fully come on the side of the husband This guy obviously was looking for some help and he couldn't get it and he it was It's just wild. All right. So this was saying that uh, jennifer mage, uh, that he uh, this was the woman who found it, right? He was her her husband richard mage now. He went he disappeared in the middle of 2022 disappeared This is people his wife was like, oh, he must have just disappeared Well, you know how husbands are they always go on trips for a year and never call, right? Uh-huh. And so jennifer so the outlaw report so now richard he disappeared on april 27th last year, right?

Have you called his wife jennifer mage to tell her hey, I'm leaving work early, right? And he said I was coming home But jennifer you couldn't find her contact him after she returned to their house right in Troy She found his car parked outside. She came in she was like, right where the hg double hockey sticks richard He was like, oh, huh? She looked under a placemat. She went over to her a couple of throw pillows. She looked at her The throat They went the police came search the house Uh, they couldn't find it and they uh, because later on because then jennifer She called to the police saying, you know, there's something smelly in my house

You might want to redo the check, right? They came and rechecked it again looked over the whole house, right a very interesting to see that she wasn't like Dragged in force to confess to murdering her husband. Sure. That is interesting. So this is cut to a year They have no idea. So they don't say I will say in any of these articles I read It doesn't I don't hear a lot of like extensive exhaustive search I don't hear anything about like we scoured the world or we couldn't find him I mean, maybe I'm incorrect. I might be if you want to do you let your fingers do the walking to find out whether or not Jennifer made you know, I don't know, right? No, we don't know because but still so we fast forward to this December

Jennifer is preparing for the holidays She went to look for her Christmas decorations in the storage area behind the closed cupboard Under a staircase. It's like a harry potter like closet. It was like underneath a set of stairs And next thing you know, she's rummaging around And evidently according to the billville news democrat That's where she found her husband's body She came to the schittraum and ordered him to rip them apart from him For a long time

And after 2 months she sat in bed and she also had two holidays And one of thehon wait a day Did you have breakfast? No, I didn't Just date It was eight, eight months after he was last seen no he was wrapped up in the Christmas decorations, which number one tells me What do we all hate in this entire building Christmas

Merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. Handle happy music because it's not appropriate. It is the best shotgun buying music. It is. That's just what I think. You just know. We're contraris. Of course. I understand. Some people like things. But he went, so he shot himself in his own head inside of his closet, right? And he obviously, I feel, this is a very husband move of I wanted to ruin Christmas for you as well. Right? Like, I wanted to make sure I hated Christmas. There was obviously something that was happening because he was under some duress. Now, what do we know about people that commit suicide? Like, oftentimes, you won't even know. And what's actually kind

of scariest a lot of time is that when someone comes out of a depressive period, a lot of times that's when they are most vulnerable to suicide because they're now gotten the energy from a very distinct, depressive period to actually do an act. And also what's interesting about suicide is that it's an act of homicide. So it is actually a very distinct, it's a very hardcore act to do. So this is what she said. So she says, because eight, so her husband disappeared eight months ago, without his car, apparently, because his car was out front. She says, I decided to put the Christmas tree up and I was looking for a tote of Christmas ornaments. And that maybe, okay, this is really judging. And this is not, I shouldn't say

this probably, but so she's grieving so hard. She set up for Christmas like three weeks early. I mean, not to be, not to be, she wasn't going like, like she was so excited. She had a Christmas hat on. I'm again, I'm not, I don't know. We don't know. But she was willing to celebrate Christmas. But again, maybe she was just going through the motions. I get it. Absolutely. Of course. So she says I decided to put the Christmas tree up and I was looking for a tote of Christmas ornaments. And that's when I discovered him. He had committed suicide. So that's sad. It's incredibly sad. There was no, no evidence of foul play. And they do say that Richard died of suicide. But I think you're right, Henry. I think he was

like, you're going to fucking know you're, you're not going to know where I was until it's Christmas. It's just weird because I'm really looking this up. And it really like they just kind of went like, Oh, you know what it is? I got some evidence here later on in the story. Yeah, I got another, I have another follow up right here. This is according to Jennifer Mage. She wrestled with how to mark the occasion as Christmas approach last December. It had been eight months since her husband, Richard Mage, vanished in April after texting his wife that he didn't feel well and he was headed home early from work. That would explain the suicide. I know what may sound odd. I was just trying to figure

out the best way to celebrate the holidays without knowing the whereabouts of my husband. I get it. I had been contemplating that for weeks before I decided to put up some Christmas decorations to put you more in the Christmas spirit and to honor my husband in a way. I get it completely. Now the one thing that I'm sure the audience is thinking, what about the smell? They say it was sewer like. Now this was able to sort of go under the radar. Everyone knew it smelled bad because it was a hoarder home. So the house was a hoarder home. The house was a hoarder home. And so he just did the most the mess. Yes, a hoarder home

to the degree. And then again, a body was able to decompose for eight months. I just watched. I want to throw up thinking about it. I watched a hoarder thing where the woman was hoarding her shit and it was buckets, you know, the great. Oh yeah. I saw that one. It's a, it makes me want to die. Oh God. And then the guy said at the very end of it, they were looking at a pile of her shit. And he said, so when we leave here, then they threw it, they threw out the final thing and she said, and they said, what are you going to do? She said, I'm not going to hoard my poop anymore. But, but I think that she sounds like a Gary glitter promise. Yeah, I think this is more according to Jennifer. I'm glad

we actually, we continue to search so that I could find a little bit more on this. She says he had mental health issues in the past and he would get help for it. And he told me that he knew the breaking point and he would get help. So this would be the most far patch of anything. They would actually go through something like this. He never verbalize anything like he would take his life to me. And then they say like, it was the day after they searched the house. They just didn't find anything. Oh, the cops, you got to open the, I just, I don't know. I think honestly, I think there's a lot on the term hoarder here that we don't, I think that

I think the cops are like, yes, I think that they showed up and they were like, we've looked long enough. Thank you guys. Because Jennifer says she would not describe her home as a hoarder home. She said hoarder is a strong word. He would that my husband was more of I would consider a pack rat, which means he's a hoarder. He's a hoarder. Yeah. But yes, because they couldn't go through everything. If there's so many different layers of smell in your home, if the smell of a dead, rotting body was covered up, I could see why when the cops came in, they were like reticent. They were like, you know, like I just had a half a sandwich in a never ending bowl of soup, right? Which is about for me, seven

bowls of minestrone soup. And now I'm just like, try to deal with it. And they just don't, they just didn't want to go all the way. Also the body was found in a mummified state. Oh yeah. All right. Well, just, just lastly, as far as stories that I think are interesting, there's a giant seaweed blob right now. This is weird. It's literally visible from space. It's 5,000 miles. It is a seaweed bloom and it is heading towards Florida. So didn't have that in my 2023 mingung, right? No, not yet. Cause it just started. These are called sargasm blooms. Sargasm. That's when you come to sargasm. I think a sargasm. Isn't that technically just faking it? It's a thick mat of all of LG trips between the Atlantic coast of Africa

and the Gulf of Mexico. And it is providing a bunch of marine life. It's a habitat for marine life and it's absorbing carbon dioxide and it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. And now it's heading towards you, Florida. It is. It's scary. Guess what? Florida, you deserve it. I don't know what Ziya. So you get, I mean, I'd say like, I'll do something about the seaweed blob. Maybe. We don't want to lose our constituents in Florida. You're a great state. Red tide has caused dead fish to wash ashore. My mom has been talking about red tide. Oh God. This is red tide. This is how it's going to start creating more red tide. Please put the pamphlets. So your mom's been talking about red tide. It's just like

my mother. She calls me. She's like Henry Thomas. Sometimes I feel like half of my life is gone because I can't sit at Caledicia anymore. I was like, why can't you go to the beach? Why can't you go? She's like, the red tide is disgusting. I was just like, yeah, but you can still sit on the beach. She's like, it's everywhere and you go and every time you go, it's like, I just want to sit. Now I'm looking at all this mush. And I was like, so you're saying that you don't like the way it looks and you don't like how it's affecting your mood. She is correct.

According to Brian LaPointe, he says, it's incredible. He goes on to say, what we're seeing in the satellite imagery does not bode well for a clean beach here. So your mother is correct. Is she just, I need her to have her outlets. I need her to have her outlets. I need her to have the places where she goes. This is where she went. She almost got made love to against her will by that dolphin. That's where she met her. Probably was going to be my new daddy. Yes, indeed. Dolphin daddy. But apparently is going to rip my mother to shreds. So anyway, be careful there.

You was looking for it in a way. Oh, you know, in many, many ways. Yeah. LaPointe says, you have the Congo, the Amazon, the Orinco, the Mississippi, the largest rivers on the planet, which have all been affected. Oh yeah. Yeah. Red tide is happening right at times. I know it's bad. It's increasing fertilizer use. Yes. That's what it says. And then when it comes on the shore, it does smell bad. So I do understand it is a bummer. You know, I'm just saying I need the red tide to stop for me personally because it's affecting my life.

I understand. I understand. All right, everyone, it's time for Hero of the Week. We're going to be in Australia in August. And I really hope we get to run into this hero. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. The name of the hero is Nickers. And he is an Australian. What's his name? It is Nickers. Oh, okay. And he just believes K and I like Nickers. Can we just call him fellas? You are too much. No, let's not even, let's not even joke about it. He is believed to be Australia's biggest cow. He's a seven year old and he's the, he's the six foot four. He's so big. Three thousand pounds. And he's as tall as a basketball player, they say. And it's because he's so big, you would think, Oh, you better

butcher him. He could feed a whole family. But no, that's what they said. Finally, the fucking people of Australia too big to fail. Respect the large size mammal. And they say he will not be eaten. Look at the size of that fucking cow. He is fucking. He is so cute. You know what? Honestly, if I was the butcher, I wouldn't want to go anywhere near him. No, he's as good as he hears the other ones screaming and crying. He's going to be like, no, it's time for me to equalize this son of a bitch. Also, I think we know for a fact, big meat. He's not going to taste that good. I think that's the real reason that they, they are, they are patting themselves at the back for saving this, this cow. But

I think it's because the meat wouldn't be very good. Yes. But that went to one of those general, general farms, gentle farms, not a general farm. And she went and it was a, you go and you be a pet, like animals that have been like led out of jail. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And one of them was these GMO cows. And she's like, it's fucking like the Dave Batista of cows. Like they have like rippling muscles and tattoos. Well, some of them. Yeah. There's like the disease. You better be careful because you don't want to get these fucking prison guards to start fucking them. Well, that's probably true. Um, apparently you are correct. He was too big to go into the export to the plants, uh, chain. He's too big to be killed.

That's all they got to do. He Homer Simpson, his way to freedom. Yes. He says we have a high turnover of cattle and he was lucky enough to stay behind. Do you see the pictures? I couldn't fucking fit him. You see the pictures they use of Michael Jordan for scale. They keep on saying he's as tall as Michael Jordan, but Michael Jordan was six, six. I tell you what, I bet you Michael Jordan's piss that they keep using his likeness of that. Ask him. He's probably going to sue these scouts. They say you'll have to put him in a paddock and all the other cattle seem to be attracted to him because he's tall. So he's a leader. And that's what, and that's all these tall guys. They don't got to fucking do jack shit.

That's why I have them a cheat on you. No, no, it's much more difficult to be large. When he wants to get up and start walking, there's a trail of hundreds of cattle to follow him. We all know when Nickers is on the move. Isn't that interesting? Cause of the snail trail of all the cattle. Oh, say Nick, we'll go on Nick. Yeah, let's call him Nick. There you go. Good for him. Good work. And again, remember that's a important lesson to learn. Make yourself too big to be managed. Absolutely. And a great, a great Australian, Australian cow or Australian. Perfect. Perfectly done. It's just dealing. Here we go. I heard a way to do again to keep your upper lip tight. It's an Australian camp. That's how you do

an Australian accent. Australian camp. That's really good. Really good. You're just like a little, uh, Hemsworth. I'm just like him. Hemsworth. Now here, here's some listening emails. Aren't you excited? A few months ago, I was getting ready for bed. I'm tucking myself in while I go to get my headphones that I sleep with when I noticed I forgot to close my bathroom door. My glasses are off and I try to tell myself I'm fine and just to leave it open tonight. And it's, but it's bothering me more than usual. Just so, just always handle it. That's what I do. I did the same thing. Oh, there's nothing worse. You wake up, you get a phone, call it three o'clock in the morning from some spam account and then you're

like, ah, I got to pee and then you would delay it for an hour. Yeah. Now you're just awake. Now you're just hanging on. Now, seconds after that, I noticed at the top of my bathroom with the door is hinge, I see a black hole. It's so black. It stands out against my night lit room. Right? Suddenly I see a silhouette of a black figure that has a hat. So tall. Got a mousse. Got a mousse. Very good. Now it's so tall. It nearly touches my ceiling. It's a tall hat. So tall. We talk about the black hat, man. Right? Its hands are clinging to the side of my door, uh, sticking its head out like it's badly peeking at me. That's very creepy. Is this creepy? Now I can't stop staring at it. And I do self checks to see

if I'm dreaming. I'm very much awake. Something in me is keeping me from looking away from it. At this point, I'm now getting what I can only describe as flashing imagery of what this thing looks like while I'm looking at the black silhouette. I'm seeing two images at the same time. When my eyes are seeing, all of my mind is being shown. Its skin is green and menace and it has a menacing grin. It looks like a goblin, but with a flat face and the features barely protrude. Had as purple and looks like a dunce cap, but with a large curved tip. Cool. Right? That's my, that's my aesthetic. Goblin aesthetic. Now I'm feeling so transfixed. Now I'm seeing what looks like twinkling stars of various shades of green

and purple are falling out of this figure hanging at my door. It looks like realistic digital art that is slowly loading. It starts filling up faster and faster. I'm starting to be more scared. It's starting to get a feeling that it's not going to be good for me to see this image completely fill out. I want to reach for my phone, but all I can do is cover myself with a blanket and cuddle into my husband. That's scary too. Wow. The husband's there. Nothing. Wake him up. He's sleeping. Just wake him to fuck up. The husband's got to work. I know. Please God. I know it is. Now I don't remember falling asleep that night. It was a bit of a blur after that till morning and it could stop thinking about

it for days. Cool. Very interesting. It reminds me of the Babadook. Very similar to Babadook. And the worst and actually the biggest villain and horrors out of Babadook was the parenting. Now we have one more. This is a haunting or health issue. And I want to ask you, dude, does this question, haunting or health issue? My wife and I recently moved to a new apartment building near DC. Since moving in nine months ago, I've had the most curious happening. Yeah. Matt Gaetz constantly looking out, uh, looking under a window trying to have sex with you and your wife. Who welcomed you to the Bill Maher hour? Oh my God. No, no, don't worry. He's going to save CNN. God, thank God. Somebody else, you know, save, please.

Hot takes, please. No, almost every time my wife and I have penetrative sex, I have been recently. Why did he say it like that? Because he knows what we need to direct our listener to understand what's happening. No, I get the feeling in my left big toe. He feels as he's having penetrative sex with his wife. If there's a string pulled on his toe and it's pulling on it, right? Yeah, it's pulling on it. Like a little lasso caught my toe and a tiny cowboy is just yanking and jerking on it. He says, it's weird, right? Yes. A little weird. And he says, the question is, am I being haunted by a little ghost is trying to tie a little string to my big toe and he's jerking on it while I'm trying to make love to my

beautiful intelligent human wife that exists? Okay. Or is it a health issue? Given your historically great medical advice and familiarity with the paranormal, I figured that you guys could give me advice. Well, I mean, honestly, we got a pulling on the big toe. Is it possible that it was his wife? Was she plucking the big toe around? How? No, it's probably the sign of a small mini stroke. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to say that. You know what? That's official. It's not a big deal, man, because people have mini strokes every day. Every freaking day. My father has like nine a day. And just like when you play the slot machines in Vegas, you're like, Oh, mini jackpot. You look up 10 bucks. Exactly. So it's a little

bit of a stroke, a little bit of a stroke. All right. Or you might, you might have, I honestly, I do think you might need to stretch or drink more water because it sounds like a Charlie horse. Sounds like you have tense muscles and you get little twitches in your feet. It depends on how do you use your feet? You're working man. You're not working man. You only got your professional soccer player. Oh, that would hurt. Maybe he's stopped his toe earlier. Or you do a lot of yoga, a lot of yoga. Sometimes I do more than like three hours a week or something. My feet will cramp up because I'm you suction the floor like a little cups

shirt, like a little frog. Okay, really good stuff this week. Really fucking good stuff. And every day, right? Live your life knowing if I just eat this second plate of mac and cheese, I might get too fat to work. Right. Wouldn't that be nice? Like that cow. Laugh yourself to the goddamn bank Homer Simpson and your moomoo'd butt all the way down to the benefits place. Just fucking absolutely be unattainable. All right. That's the goal. Be on. You can't fucking what are they going to do? They're going to fucking tell you can't have s'mores anymore. No, man. That's your liberty. All right. That's the French fall for 17. And that's what Americans did. All right. When we elected the brave Joe Biden

to this goddamn, the most important, see the face of the second planet. We chose freedom. All right. So you chose freedom. All right. So make sure you got like, because you're going to love your new frame of bed because you will have to purchase a big durable one. You have to buy the biggest bed. By the way, did you see the thousand pound sisters? Did you see how much weight Tammy lost? I know it seems to be honest. It seems like it is unsustainable for you. You think she used to get it back. It's that get it back. But I mean, I mean, she should think of it. She should be. I mean, she's still left. She would be thinking about the brand. Yeah. Yeah. Again, we're not here for the, I mean,

750 pound sisters. We've already done this. The producers are literally killing. Oh yeah. She's, she, she lives a life of pain. Yeah. She lives a life for people's amusement. She needs to leave all of this and just go to a place where no one will ever see her on camera ever again and live a normal life. But that's difficult because we also have the same sickness, the same void, which is why we're performing live April 8th by NARTS Theater in Beverly Hills. Go to get it made.LA slash disaster man to get your tickets and you're going to see, you're going to see two men that are working their way to be an hour. No matter what an hour will pass. You will show up and yes. And 45 minutes, 45 minutes

to an hour. You know what I mean? But then didn't you see? Yes. See us before we go to the woods. Of course we'll be on next door. Did you, I think we're bringing sexy flax is a good name for our next tour. We're bringing sexy flax sexy flax. We're going to bat it around. We're going to bat it around. Let me know. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. There's relations. Yeah. That's how we ended. No, your March 24th, 25th will be a wonderful time. Yes, I can't wait. It's going to be good. It better be. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the

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