Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Foot Taco

Episode Date: June 15, 2018

Ben and Henry and producer Travis are spittin' hot fire on this one. Topics include: Travis' run-in with a stalker, that taco foot meat guy, and a possible female serial killer. And they revisit Killdozer.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Right above your glade. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Oh, hey, what's up, everyone? How are you? Welcome to Side Stories.

I am Ben Kissel with Henry Zabrowski. Yeah. Yeah, Henry Zabrowski. Back in the California sunshine, away from the Florida sunshine, I will say I will miss my crew that I was shooting this movie with. They were very fun. Jeremy Gardner is a very funny dude.

It was a lot of fun. I'm covered in bug bites. It's a scary movie, though. Yeah. That's the best part. I'll tell you what, Leesburg, not to offend any listeners there, but it could use a do-over. No.

Why? When it had Applebee's, it had the bloomin' on your outback. It did not have an outback. Oh, it did not? No, it had an Applebee's. It had a red lobster. I got turned away from a restaurant for wearing a purple shirt.

And I think I may have... Why? Because, well, honestly, I showed up. It's like I have my yellow short shorts on, my purple shirt on. It's buttoned down the way I always do. So my chest hair is out. You could see most of my nipples.

I walk in and the woman's like, we don't have a table available. And the restaurant's half empty. And I was like, well, what about by the bar? Can I sit by the bar? And she's like, yeah, unfortunately, you can't... Well, you can sit there, but... I was like, well, can I eat there?

And she's just like, it ruins the cycle of food if you eat there for the other customers. And I was like, you know, I'm gonna eat a lot of food. I'll eat a lot of food. I'll drink a lot of beer. And I'll bring a bunch of people here if you want me to. Unfortunately, we're not gonna be able to serve you today. And I was like, this is discrimination!

Wow! And on the door, they did say hairless only. And you went in there trying to infiltrate and integrate that building with your beautiful hairy body, and they rejected it. Well, I'll say, man, it's like, yeah, maybe...

Yes, certainly I was dressed as a sexually ambiguous man. But that's how it goes. Those men spend the most on appetizers. Absolutely they do. I bought a basketball. I bought a basketball today. Basketball Ben is back

on the hard courts. You never had a basketball pass. No, his first one, but I also played basketball today for four minutes before we recorded, and then I went to the deli and I got myself a modello and I cracked it open. I was like one of them guys in one of those commercials after a hard day working out.

They don't do those commercials anymore because it doesn't quench your thirst to just immediately drink booze after working out. Yeah, yeah, but nonetheless that is where I'm at. Basketball Ben is back. Meet me in Brooklyn. I am willing to take on a couple of average

sized people. By the way, when Ben holds a basketball from afar, it looks like he's holding a Christmas ornament. It is unbelievably small. My hands are so big. I think they're going to be afraid for you in the court because people are going to show up to challenge the big man and it's going to abuse you in the fucking... again, your goon squad

windmill just taking men out back and forth while they're all hanging on your arms while you're trying to throw the basketball in. Welcome to it, man. Welcome to the new Ben. I'm getting in shape. I'm doing exercises. I'm going to do a lot of calf raises. Can't wait. Speaking of calf, we're going to talk

about this story. We're a dude fed his foot to his friends, which I don't know. It's kind of wild. And then Travis has a crazy story too, Henry, that you haven't heard yet. He told it on the last stream. I'm very excited. And that story is just absolutely crazy. And for some reason this whole week, speaking of food,

cannibalism is the theme. I don't know what's going on with folks. They're getting really creative in the kitchen and evidently that means they are feeding themselves or someone they murdered to others. So I guess... We are just meat, Kissel. That's all we are. We're meat that can vote.

Yeah. I think we actually vote like meat. I did watch a little special on, what was it? Oh, I don't know. The channel that... TLC, the one that has 600 pound life. They also have a show called Unwanted Skin or Needless Flesh or something like that.

And of course I have a bunch of that. You have a little bit of that now too. Oh yeah buddy. And I was hyper triggered. Yeah buddy. That show was... What's the point of even getting in shape? Your body looks worse when you're thin. No, no, it's about health. I'm constantly trying to refill the tube. The whole point is

that it is about feeling and it's being better. It's about having a healthier life. And then your body gets what it comes down to. It's like they see you in their clothes. Women don't care. Oh, I don't think that they want to be able to wear you as a shawl. No, they don't care.

Women don't care. They don't because they sleep with us. All I know is I've never seen a sports illustrated body issue, 10th edition where they were just like, we got the former large ones, now they're small. No one's buying it. We're not on the front page of men's health.

They've dated a special edition of sports illustrated called the producers that date our models. And they come to the men that date the women on those covers. You would see a bunch of us. Oh, well My body has also been stretched out

like Play-Doh and Laffy Taffy before. And I've never had anyone sort of mock me for my extremely stretched out nipples or anything. Nobody cares. I don't even take my shirt off at the beach, which I think is even more uncomfortable. But it is what it is.

I have pictures that I didn't want to put up because I didn't want you to be upset with them with you in the ocean. I know. Thank you. You did openly mock me in front of a series of people. They're close friends and family. But that's the people you can mock other friends in front of the best.

You know what? I've always been a shirt boy and I didn't even have shorts because I didn't even want to get into the water in the beautiful little pants. And Brooke cut my pants for me. So I looked like the Incredible Hulk if he never really got angry but was never really smart enough to become a scientist either.

Yeah. You took, you tried to take a shit in the ocean of that resort. I did not. Yes, you did. And you got all cut up and fallen on the rocks. I've already told this story. Oh. Yeah. You did it in front of a little restaurant. You looked like King Kong of the ocean crawling down the side of the Rocky

Corvoss next to that very fancy restaurant with all the Italians just staring at you. Oh my, they weren't even looking my direction. They were horrified. The American beast. It's amazing how invisible you think you are. Yeah. Well, you know, I had, when you wake up and you immediately start slamming

Rose, that is just, you just become the invisible person. All day. But then, evidently, I did show up in photographs. So that was kind of right. And you're right. Only swim in the areas that's designated for humans to swim. I almost died. You made a big announce

bit. I'm going to take a shit in these rocks. I did not make a big announcement. You did all sunburn. Oh my. See, this is how people start thinking I drink Bud Light Lime. It's the truth. It's not the truth. You're doing revisionist history on your own life. I'm not doing it.

Because I remember when you were bringing all the tears. Honestly, what it is, you replace me and Eddie in your head all the time. No, Eddie totally has ever drank milk. You replace me and Eddie. And then, what, so I don't want Eddie's stupidity so many times. And probably vice versa.

But I know you do that for a fact. And occasionally holding. Eddie's got different things. Eddie's got skin tags. Eddie drinks like big gallons of whatever is the cheapest beer around. And he snores while he's awake. Those are the things that you can get Eddie on. You are just, you're an interesting

adventurer. I am out there on national television defending our constitutional rights on a daily to weekly basis. We all know. And I wish that they paid you, man. I know that would be nice. Well, it's an investment into the future. And I do love doing it. Yeah. So let's go

and let's see, Travis, you have a crazy story about it. We should tell the story first. Yeah. Well, for people who don't know me, I'm on last stream. They all know you. And, you know, my producer name is Titties. And basically, my role on the show is to sort of trot out my list of traumas to my life.

A stunning amount. But so, the other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. Nice. And we are woken up by the sound of clattering and door slamming in our building's hallway. And also the sound of a snarling dog. And we get

we get the loud pounding at the door and it's my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. Wow. Blackout drunk. Good. Screaming through the door, telling me that I'm worthless, that she's cheated on me with him and like, you know. And the whole time the dog is like. There's a snarling pit bull named Creepy

on the other side. On the other side of the door. Was it his dog? It's his dog. It was their dog. But so he somehow got into the building but could not get past our door. And so he's pounding and yelling and so I'm like having to talk

to this guy. Right. And he's really throwing some kind of truths out there. Yeah, he's calling me a short piece of shit and, you know, he like found out everything about me. He like investigated my life. I've never met this person before and so he's like. How did he find you? Well, we're at her apartment

so he knew where she lived. Yeah, might be time to move but. So he's screaming all this shit and it's going on for hours. Like, and if we call the police, they shoot the pit bull. That's the big rub and we can't call the police. So I have to like. I do love that you

saved the pit bull by the way. Pit bull's just doing pit bull job. Yeah. His job is to death rattle me. Like to grab me by my neck. Yeah. And so if pit bulls wake up and they're like, I don't want to snarl today. They're really Rob. No, they're very sweet. They just when they're they sense aggression

from their owner to then they're on full alert and they're ready to snap and shit. So what happened? I have no idea who this person is. It's just somebody telling me about myself all the terrible things about me. Wow. It's kind of fun almost. It's like it's like Twitter come to

life. It's like it's like my brain is on the other side of the door telling me all of my personal and work stress and anxieties. So then he's he's berating me with all this shit and then there was a pause and then he murmurs through the door I know they call you titties

hahahaha hahahaha That is the best story I have heard in so long it move over John Mulaney it's Travis Morningstar I know they shall call you I know they call you titties. But that's called his mom. That was the end of

this we called his mom and that was the most depressing part of it was like oh this is like a 26 year old Canadian Canadian Canadian and that's why they just feel so dispossessed and he also I you know I'm not I'm not throwing his name out here he also has a feeder gainer fetish whatever I don't know going

back to what we were talking about previously if you do got the gainer thing you can never you can't reverse it I mean that's kind of what last stream like our first year of doing last stream was just fun a feeder presenting them as a subculture presenting them because they were so happy and they had something so amazing to themselves

well honestly my 600 pound life that is the not to be like punny but that is the elephant in the room on every my 600 pound life episode I mean it's mostly feeder gainer relationship because the dudes are just like I'll pump your gas if you give me some

Kool-Aid like I don't understand it the ones that are there washing their feet and like putting their pants on for them and like putting them in the luggage cart in order to get them through the airport they're all like 135 pounds very small yeah we've had this conversation before

they like being wrapped up in it well I'm glad that you didn't get murdered Travis well not yet yeah another day I know man but it does seem like you like you angered the wrong spirit somewhere with the bullet the car and now the man with the dog but how long were they together before

this happened three years but they broke up and they were separated for like six months then she met me and I think that triggered him I don't know I could see that though because he's hanging around there's always like this idea of like she's gonna come back around

oh she can't wait yeah they're like texting a little bit mostly because she's sort of afraid of him and so like it's her kind of like keeping him from doing this while she's alone but now that while you're here it's you're the buffer and now you gotta learn how to fight look

I can see it his fingers did do it like I'm ready to whoa Travis he did he's texting like or he was texting you know 60 times a night and one of the texts was him threatening to cut his own hands off

interesting he's really not thinking about it well you know I gotta say for all those guys for everyone to be like she's gonna come back it's like Anthony Bourdain couldn't even keep a girlfriend and technically he's the coolest man of all the three billion males yes Anthony Bourdain would probably be named the coolest

man alive he was number one he was number one coolest man alive and if he can't keep a girlfriend that's how it is and so it's like honestly that dude's gonna come to realization he's gonna feel real sheepish about this behavior one day yeah and there has been a lot of conspiracies about Anthony Bourdain I

don't want to entertain that he was killed by Hillary Rodham Clinton meanwhile she blew the easiest election in the history of elections in this country but somehow she has the ability to kill Anthony Bourdain oh no she doesn't have the cloud anymore I guess technically she can she's got the money to like get a private dude

so she can go to those old black water guys but I don't think that they do it like that I want you to Pokemon Go assassinate Anthony Bourdain yeah dang it oh man but Henry you're telling me that Anthony Bourdain because he was heart broke

there's a there's like that's not a reasoning like I was so sad when you told me that I hope I heard a little bit of a rumor that maybe him and Asia Argento had split up and that that was the trigger but mostly it just shows what depression does as an illness is it decreases your inhibition

towards like it decreases your impulse control and a lot of it right was that it makes the idea of the the jumping off the edge a much easier pill to swallow like you do this way more rash because you're sick you're you have an illness it's like it's

not just he's not glum it's that he was already battling with depression and then trigger things make you extra vulnerable as all of us do well I hope I hope that was anyway that's a sad story a side story a side story is a fun story like about the one

about the man who fed his foot to his friend yes I was up until I got deeper into Marvin Heemeyer about because I found that he had the killdozer guy killdozer I went to he has hours of tape where he describes yes it's like he did and

recorded journal that I listen to and there and I would try to isolate clips from it but it's so boring that I don't even know if you like I was listening to it fall in asleep I was really expecting a lot more fireworks I was expecting a lot more like being super metal the most

metal thing he said which is like sometimes responsible people driven to do unreasonable things but mostly it sounds he it sounds like a guy that would trap you in a conversation your neighbor who would trap you in a really detailed long boring

conversation about like his problems with the landlord is the whole time the whole time in these videos is he putting together the killdozer at least yeah well you hear like meow meow like you hear shit like that but it also stuff like he but it's mostly him railing against the local politics and stuff

but there's a new documentary that's supposed to be coming out the end of this year about him which they finally did where they got witnesses together because most people are reading about their reactions to Marvin Heemire or that like he's a funny guy he's a jocular guy he's always out there making fun making bets run around they're like

no one expected this but at the same time on right other people I was like from hearing him it sounds like he was a real fucking pain in the ass and it sounds like that if you could make sure if you're driven to build a killdozer over a year and a half why does everyone like no one looks

at the actions of the nice person in the piggly wiggly no be very kind around the produce and the peanuts but like are they building a killdozer or are they collecting dozens of guns within six months somehow I think we should look at activity sometimes too yes I think you should look at their debit

card activity and see what's happening you learn a lot more about the inner life of the man because the man was also building the killdozer while sharing a workshop with another company so they would come in and he's just like morning they're like what's that two-ton steel

shell for that you seem to be fitting for that bulldozer over there is like nothing all right a jocular guy jocular funny guy and so but also shit like he had a weld himself in there he had a sit in the bulldozer and then using a remote crane

had to put it on over him and weld himself into it from the inside to do it so he was definitely going to commit suicide and I had gun turrets and shit on it but if you watch that footage man he cuts through those buildings like butter and I want to raise

so bad but I want to do it for good well be he could have been the world's best snow plower he could have like saved the town and sent well the kids would be upset because they would have to go to school that yeah but you know yeah he could have done something but then he could have turned the killdozer on their shitty

parents you know I mean that's possible he so he was like the bad guy from the Ninjago Lego movie which I just watched today interesting it's very good the Lego movies are good I'm just going to say I will watch those eventually I got to get re-up on my edibles now that I'm back in town

but I didn't have any legal marijuana in Leesburg Florida I got some maybe not so legal marijuana but it was pretty good it reminded me of back in the day because I had like fucking stems and seeds and a dirty bag it was really nice of course they all really hooked me up

it was so I had a good time in a hotel room but a part of the the thing about being a super villain is that in the end it kind of makes you super boring I guess I guess so because you can't tell anyone what you're up to you really can't tell anyone you can't expose your personality which is theoretically the thing that makes you interesting

because it's of a maniacal maniac yeah you can on Tinder would make you super cool to talk about the killdozer building it also will probably end the date imagine having that photo for your Tinder though the killdozer right behind oh yeah dude arms crossed right in front of the killdozer

if we found out he was hanging out with with Gravedigger that huge monster truck if he was in that world killdozers like clean it up bring out the killdozer and it could be really cool that's what could have avoided a tragedy is killdozer being friends with Gravedigger he just needed like a double dare for adults

amusement type thing that allows you to have a huge automobile that could murder if you put him in a demolition derby he would have been the LeBron of the demolition derbies that have taken over taken the sport legit make him a crossover star getting on the television all of a sudden you got ad deals

I mean you're welded inside the killdozer so every ad deal would just be a picture of the killdozer and him going and that's why you got a good Colgate toothpaste because when they put it through the gun turrets I really it's really helping my teeth my smile on my breath but no one knows

from your grave all right because we have to do something ok so I'm just going to say this one thing about the guy who fed his foot to his buddies his reddit username was incredibly shiny chart and he posted on reddit in June 2016 that he lost his

leg or lost his foot he was biking and he was going down a mountainous road he lost his foot because he crashed so what happened it just broke so bad that they had to cut off the foot yeah his foot was shattered so they just they just gave up the doctor literally he went to show his foot to the doctor

and they were like we give up we were going to Lebron this entire surgery very good thank you and so it just I didn't think that you could take your severed foot home you can barely get your teeth from the dentist these days I did not know that you could do that I actually think that's irresponsible I think the fact that

the doctor even just said we're going to have to cut it off instead of trying to save it also was probably irresponsible because it sounds like it's some kind of express version of being a doctor it yeah maybe he didn't go to the right maybe went to like a wedding chapel in Vegas and it's about Elvis style doctor oh this one's gonna have to

come home oh thank you doctor Elvis like my real name Ryan Murphy you know this this reminds me that you know we're all going to Phoenix at the end of the month for last podcast live apparently there is a cryo lab in Phoenix that is not

official in any capacity but if you sign over if you if you sign the waiver they will find you at the end of your life and saw your head off and put it into a cryo chamber yeah how are you that's what I'm doing how do you have a non official cryo chamber you just take the refer take the freeze room like we put it all the way to 11

like how do you have a non official cryo chamber well it's like not it doesn't have like the Nintendo seal of approval or anything it's just guys in white lab coats that got together and they're like let's freeze heads honestly if it did have the Lego seal of approval I would also be like this is not good I don't approve this

but I would there when those cryo therapy rooms that you go where they freeze you to make you feel better and heal your skin and shit you also don't need a license for that it can just be fucking a teenager yeah I could go no way I did it in Austin how what did it do for you it hurt a lot that sucks the point you know I

had there was nothing to do in Austin I don't I don't drink so I was like I guess I'll get frostbite yeah but you can it's barbecue and frostbite those are the only two other things you can do it's really not a place for non-drinkers I get it is a good place for drinkers I'm not sure if it's good for anyone

actually but we're gonna be there in early August remember how drunk we got yeah I actually do I remember how yeah that was one of our it's really hard to gauge what where our drunkest cities were but I remember Austin I remember that because I remember you saying like I'm gonna go piss behind this bush and you stood above the bush

and then you pissed through the bush out like cream went through the leaves onto the parking lot I am political commentator Ben Gissel can you stop blowing up my spot oh I'm also a good friend anyway three weeks later this dude

July 10th 2016 he invited his buddies over and he fed them his leg or his foot in Fajido tacos and incredibly shiny sharts set on reddit it tastes like buffalo but chewier it's super beefy and it's got a little fat so isn't

that interesting I guess if you're gonna serve your body parts to friends I think it's good it's his body number one and number two I guess a fajita is I don't know the best thing the best option I guess you know why I say it's a really good option especially for something like the foot is that like a beta

when you make a beta meat is that there's very little meat to it so you have to carve all the it's all the head meat so it's all the cheek parts and like all the stuff that holds your eyeballs together and all the face muscles and shit like that so something like a foot which doesn't have that much meat to it you cut it into strips

it's good because what you want to do is you want to cook it at a high temperature quickly like because you can't just it will get really chewy for him saying it's chewy is that means I was probably overdone but I also don't know what difference is I don't know if it's like pork if you eat person if you can get

sick well I have no idea so he invited his ex-girlfriend over which I think that means bearded very very others and I guess in the US there's no federal laws that outright ban cannibalism but in Idaho you can go to prison if you eat human

flesh but I didn't realize in the US I guess if you serve yourself to others and they are aware that they are eating parts of your body I guess that's legal I don't know I think so I think why wouldn't it be I think that makes a very big I think

you choose to do with your own body right I hate the idea the government can tell me I can't serve my body to my friends that also consented I definitely if I were to do something like that y'all would be fucking signing contracts saying that you were fine with it oh I mean

again going back to our earlier conversation we got so much pork crackling like skin if they just you know I went to our buddy Sina his brother is a plastic surgeon and I want to get my body contour surgery and I did tell tell him about that and at the wedding in Italy he told me yeah Ben I'm totally

down to do it bring me that cheese and so then I feel a little bit more hesitant because I don't necessarily want my doctor referring to my body as the cheese but he was also black out drunk that was actually a very very fun time 12 dudes in a house it was like the real world

but yeah it was actually a lot like the real world with where they did nothing but sit there technically it was more tit meat than because of our bodies another one I want to talk about is another story involving cannibalism is this story of Kelly Cochran

which is I what we're going to see here it seems like one of the first genuine female serial killers Henry by the way you mentioned her last name just a really quick aside we mentioned her last name on our last episode if you take it out of context and talk about what that might mean when it comes to the male genitalia Cochran

yes and our friend Preston he sent a text to my girlfriend Brooke and he said that's not how they work and you're using them all wrong I don't know he said that you didn't use you're not using it right so that's why it's hurting you and things like that so you should have a conversation

with him it's maybe I got it too small I just was I don't want to talk about it but anyway go on I really heard so what we have here is Kelly Cochran is a woman that essentially was she shot her lover

well she was a part of a shooting of her lover Chris Regan who was a man who vanished in 34 so essentially what she was married and had a dude that she was sleeping with and her and her husband at the time a man that went by the name of

Earl Hebner Earl Hebner was Mr. Cochran but basically they were together it seemed to be they were doing quite a bit of drugs together and she started meeting up with a guy named

Chris Regan who was like he had a really good job but basically he quit everything he's like essentially I got a girlfriend I'm moving to Utah and I'm changing my life and everyone's like okay Chris whatever she was like come over my house for sex tonight and he's like go boy

showed up and the husband was like I just have to interrupt as the judge here you're the strangest damn prosecutor I've ever heard yeah yeah yeah I like to keep it fun because jurors get bored so recently so what happened is he come over there

the husband shot Chris Regan and they had to figure out what to do with this body now originally she said that they were like going to take them to Phoenix get them in the cryolab that was the idea they were going to chop them up and they were going to feed them

they were going to hide them in the swamp hide them in the woods but it seemed like what they were saying is that maybe just maybe the body and served the barbecue to their friends now how much of a maybe are we talking is it a maybe or just like

it's a maybe only because she's talking about it from jail because then she went on to murder her own husband amazing what happens when he was supposed to dispose of the bodies that was the original story because she then murdered her own husband

by giving him a lethal dose of heroin and then while he was nodding out he pinched his nose and then he was just dead she said that she did it because of in retribution for him murdering murdering her lover but it seems like the two of them were in cahoots murdering the lover and then she played

him out by killing him and then everything fell apart for her because they weren't looking for him is it wrong to ask what's the master plan let's see she doesn't get caught they were junkies there was not there was not a lot of planning there were really zip zaps alright and sometimes improv games

don't work out sometimes it's like you end up with a really weird ending and no one wants to talk about those weird middling nights that you see at the end of the night but now since no and honestly a lot of improv sets do end with just mass murder I've seen countless sketches

or improv sets that just end with like I guess we're gonna kill each other or commit suicide or something yes absolutely and that's what she did that is what she did but from jail now since then she's saying that she may be either murdered from nine 21 other people and they are kind of one yes she has been saying

in jail that she is a part of this she's a part of it she has a lot more crimes there's a doc that's gonna be coming out very soon called dead north that I think that it's going to be very very interesting I want to see it's on id channel so you know it's gonna be very much like in a world

it's gonna be very mysterious and very over the top but there's a lot of people trying to still put together the story but we may have a pretty good serial killer on our hands is she a but she was addicted to I cannot imagine a heroin addict being a serial killer because it requires

an immense amount of strength energy will power patients I guess maybe they have patients you sound like you're praising the serial killer no I'm not praising serial killers I'm saying that's what that has to happen in order to do it it is it just be you can't be on here like Kurt Cobain

or G.G. Allen well G.G. Allen is probably on heroin too I don't know but like Phil from from Pantera he's just a heavy drinker yeah he's on heroin too but I think a heavy drinker can do it do we know for fact that heavy

drinkers do it all the time Dennis Nielsen, Jeffrey Dahmer and so drinking kind of helps them lower their inhibitions and sometimes you can get drunk strong where you do a bunch of dumb shit where you wake up in severe pain in the morning because of what you did the night before yeah of course there we go interesting story so we're gonna

have to follow that one then right is it possible she's just trying to get some free lunches in the jail cell or in prison make her seem so make herself seem a little bit tougher than she is well that is what we've learned people for sure right yes she definitely killed was involved with one murder and then killed

her husband she's serving jail time for that but a lot of times yes it's true we've talked about this quite a bit people will sometimes trump up their crimes in jail in order to earn more respect inside the jailhouse because that's in the end it's like well that's your home now so you might as well just

be as the top of the heap there because if not you get fucking like you get your wig split man because the thing you show up and you try and you sometimes they pull your fucking wolf card man you show up and you're talking a lot of mess about your credit on the streets and they go and pull your papers and that doesn't check out they're

gonna fucking split your wig bro I absolutely I mean that's what happened speaking to cannibals with Jeffrey Dahmer evidently in prison he totally leaned in and he would like bark at people and be like I'll eat you and then like he would like tell people he was a cannibal and he would put like signs outside of his prison cell until inevitably

they were torn down but it didn't really save him but of course the prison guard was complicit in Dahmer's death they kind of all let it happen I think it was it was half of a barbell that was being used to hold a door open wasn't it yep they got him good mostly just how it goes it's what we're also learning about

Biggie and Tupac right now it's a quite we're gonna see a lot of the disinterest that was put into the investigation of their crimes mostly they're just saying like well these these guys we're gonna kill each other anyway so they like did our job for them which is it seems to me like the detectives in the Biggie and Tupac

case make Mark Furman from the OJ case look like a super cop well they're just all the same type of guy where you're learning is that there was quite a bit of that activity happening in the LAPD and they have apparently since kind of cleaned it up a little bit and I'm

just say that for certain because I reside in Los Angeles yeah I really don't want to be hurt by them do not you can't even look at booze and drive in LA look what happened to Vincent Vaughn political retribution

Vince Vaughn but he you know how they got him they got him the same way that they could have gotten us had our uber driver but extremely intoxicated after our wonderful Korean barbecue yeah buddy so that shows that it works it shows it it shows it doesn't work he was driving fine he drove in

he could have gone through an in and out burger drive through that I don't know man you can go through a drive through I just shouldn't be drinking and driving all right unless you're in fucking Florida and you're driving side streets and shit LA is the only place I've seen a drunk uber passenger fight an uber driver by

the way really outside the echo plex that the show yeah this guy pulled the uber driver out of the car outside of the echo plex one of he was at the show not a note no he was working there I've been working there he pulled the driver out and he said mother fucker

I bet you have 33% body fat and just started wearing on hahaha criticism and then I got into and then I got into an uber truck and drove away uber in LA is is amazing you have to be very brave person to be uber in LA

to drive here it's very very intense uber in LA is it's the closest you get to like living in the 70s or 80s because sometimes you just get into the back of a pinto and yes like all right and but I like the character nothing is worse in LA when you get into an uber and the person is

a failed actor that is the only time that uber has been horrible for me when the guy asked me I was with Brooke we were going to the museum the LA County Museum and the guys like so what do you guys think about Donald Trump are like oh you know it is what it is you know we're he's like I

was ten minutes doing an impression hell yeah which was it was worse than they have Donald Trump was actually our uber tell you what bro man that's the hustle come alive and that's what you think we were what what are you looking for Henry making opportunities

bro how what good raps it's time dude going back to female serial killer somebody was asking on the last podcast email has there ever been a female serial killer that has done it for sexual gratification with the one that the one that murdered the man

with the with the pickaxe and she was saying that she was having made her way yeah she said that made her was that Carla Faye Tucker Carla Faye Tucker the one that W refused to pardon that's right she got off on serial killing she did a little bit but it's the promise I

actually had this conversation with Brea Grant who's on this movie I was working on we were talking about she asked me about female serial killers because we were talking about it and it's just different because of the drive to murder for ladies is not the same because then our need

to come as men is much worse and so if murdering makes you come we're going to do it a lot more I want to say a strange transition here but speaking of people that are actors and actresses Daniella Panetta she is

the star of Jurassic Park what's it called the fallen world fallen kingdom yeah pterodactyl house everybody pterodactyl house she she did a interview in the Hollywood reporter and she mentioned us Henry and she said I'm going to donate a

big chunk of my next big check to their patreon thank you so much it's like so unbelievably nice and you're just crushing it thank you thank you I'm actually excited to see Jurassic Park because I loved every single one of those movies because dinosaurs eat people and then

I'll just never complain about it I'm fine with it I'll watch dinosaurs man I like fucking anything with dinosaurs anything that's not a remake of a comedy I will watch and I like dinosaurs I'm just saying all the I just want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's only dinosaurs

well except for of course our friends who are actors and actresses who star in those films yes of course I'm just saying I want to see more dinosaurs and films be the center parts of films well that was the big thing after Roseanne was killed a lot of folks were calling for the reboot of the dinosaurs which was a great

analogy for the modern American family or the average American family I would see that in a fucking second I want to see John Goodman wearing a big floppy dinosaur tail oh yeah is John Goodman the dad in that? no I just thought as a you know might as well just use the Roseanne set and just sort of

go from there I everything every life experience that John Goodman has gone through I've loved him more like when he was talking about the cancellation I wasn't gonna win an Emmy anyway he was so perfect about it he's also just a reasonable man like he's a good reasonable

fucking actor who is a killer and every single thing that he does all he does is the best and I'm very excited to see whatever the fuck it is he does next it just releases him to do other cool stuff and now that he has now that he had his like TV cherry popped he'll be able to do this 90

time but yeah awesome all right well those are a couple of fun side stories and I don't know it's just nice to spend time with all of you hope we helped you get through your day you help us get through our day I like talking on the radio Henry I did that thing where I deactivated my Twitter I'm still like I don't know how I feel about it but

you can find me on Instagram at Ben kissle one I'm gonna try to just do Instagram and I'm gonna comment and reply to comments so I can interact with you that that way I was just getting so annoyed with all the BS that was going on with Twitter people are just

very it's very it's not it's the it's the mainframe itself that the jack guy that whole Chick-fil-A thing that I had to comment on across America on HLN hosted by Carol Costello what is going on and why are we rehashing this but it was

anyway well yeah I can't imagine with your shit with doing the political stuff and the kind of blowback that you get for every single microscopic thing that you say like I can't like if I was at that level where it's like I don't get that hate on Twitter but when I do it's pretty concentrated and the for some reason

they shoot it right to the top it's like the first thing that pops up and I see and there's something about the way that they run that company I don't understand that I I just it's hard like I wonder how much longer I'll do Twitter but I feel like I have to because of our show like I feel like I want to like engage with our fans

and and promote the show and be a part of the conversation but it's just very toxic out there I know it's so toxic and the news stories all they do is amplify the worst parts of everyone I'm like oh my god but so find me on I'm just this is an experiment so find me on Instagram

Ben kissle one I'm going to comment and I might my DMs are open and stuff too I mean I don't know I'm just going to try to just focus on that but of course you can find Henry on Twitter at Henry loves you and no Dr. Fantasty on Instagram Henry loves you on Twitter that's right yeah you fuck yours yeah let's do it yeah

tell us again send us a kind of send us a interesting stories you want to talk about inside stories again we're just having fun chats here man we're having fun fucking chats and maybe we'll do eventually when we're because it looks like we're going to be making so we're going to be having some form

of streaming show just for our own network so a part of what we will eventually do is I'd love to do things where we talk with fans while we speak to each other yes we got a bunch of fun new we got a bunch of new fun things happening so alright everyone hail yourselves

hail Satan I'll stop doing triple L but it's but me saying it technically doesn't stop it was it live laugh love because I was just I follow my corgi grams and there's some new corgi pants to say that exact same thing and I don't know if it's just if I'm the

only one that sees that image maybe it is the only only person that sees that I think that it's been directed to you because of what I say it's very possible yep I would it's very bizarre yes alright everyone congratulations we talk to you soon fucker soon