Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Fraud Stories

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

Ed is out of town! So this week... Henry and Seena Ghaznavi (Host of Fraudsters - Season 5 streaming now) bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news: the Conjuring House "assassination" drama, mysterious numbers announced through a loudspeaker late at night for months in Pennsylvania, Alicia Silverstone eats poisonous fruit on TikTok, Tasmanian woman who was allegedly filmed performing a sex act with a live brown trout faces court, a horrible electrocution in Guatemala leaves teen girl decapitated, Listener E-mails, and MORE! Go check out Fraudsters Season 5 now! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? Yes. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Oh, yes! Now, I don't know how I'm going to talk professionally today, but I have to. So I'm gonna be here, present, speaking. One pound fish, come on baby, come on baby. What's that from?

There's this meme of this Pakistani guy that he sings, he's like a fishmonger. Come on ladies, come on ladies, one pound fish, very very good, one pound fish, very very nice, one pound fish, very very good nice one pound fish. I feel very good This is what I want to do. This is what I wish I could this is what I'm trying to do with my tiny maniacs But then they took him and they put him on one of these America's Got Talent shows but in like Asia or Europe, okay? And he's like in a suit and then he just sings his fishmonger song. That's his fishmonger song Why do they think he was gonna be any different?

And the judges are like, mm, I don't think you have what it takes. He's like, I am a fishmonger. You brought me here. You brought me here. I didn't ask to sing professionally. I sell fish professionally and sing as a pleasure. I will say, the fish business is gonna be very good for him.

It's true. But also we gotta be be careful not monetize every single thing that brings us joy. There we go. That's the reason why I'm not starting an OnlyFans. Mm-hmm. Because I already blew my gripper. Yeah what is on your wrist? Well I told you I got... Oh this is your... I got De Quiver's thumb. That's still happening? And trigger finger. Buddy, do you think I've done anything to properly do it? It's not like you stopped going on your phone. No, no, it's still, I am doing well, but then the trip to Australia, re-heard it. I'm an old man. This is my gripper.

This was my jerk-off hand. This was my- You were a left jerk-off hander? This was my road wife. This is how seriously I took masturbating. I'd be so nice if I had lost my right hand. I could still jerk off I can't believe you're a left-hand jerker. I just do it to confuse myself. What is that even I don't even I It gets kind of nice. It's like another is there a little bit of a weird angle. Do you have more spin when you?

Know there's no there's no josh on there with the left hand, buddy. It's 35 seconds It's 35 seconds of my day. You're on your brain? 35 seconds? You imagine a thing. Soup to nuts. No, no, I can't do that anymore, no. That would be really impressive.

I just look up like, honestly it's stuff like Tiananmen Square. I look up that picture, jerk off at it, done. Done. I go look up Mount Rushmore. There we go. Just immediately hard as hell. I want to come all over Lincoln's face.

Cause man, first gay president. Yep. If only. We're going to have one. It'll happen. He's, he was it. Joe? Abraham Lincoln.

Oh. First gay president. For me, it's the copyright act. And then I can just nut all over that. Welcome to Side Stories. Is this happening right now? Yeah, we started the show. We began the show.

I'm a father. You can't have me saying these things. It's too bad. It's too late for you. I am Henry Zabrowski, your intrepid host, and I'm sitting here with the incredible, vivacious, one of my oldest best friends in the world. Ed Larson is currently, is still in Australia, celebrating Julie, his beautiful wife's 40th birthday. He's enjoying himself.

But I'm here with the wonderful Siena Ghaznavi. Oh, thank you so much. And you hear from fraudsters. Fraudsters season five is now out. So this is again The way we do promo here. This is my press tour is so good. Yes. This is your press tour That is your this is your inter LPN Press tour you wanted to get booked on shows. Yeah, congrats Congrats. You're here with me

You set me a text like we're coming back from Australia, we gotta record an episode. We just had to do it, because the problem was that we were recording on the road, but it's awesome. Australian promoters, great tour, it was so much fun. When Eddie comes back, we will obviously go into deeper detail, because Eddie and I had a bunch of fun.

But it is, what's nice is that they pay for the hotels, right, so when you go to the promotion that they pay for the hotels. Right, like so when you go to the promotion company pays for the hotels, but then what they'll do is they put you in a rock star hotel, which is like, it always means they have a really nice lobby, but the room itself is like a prison cell with a record player in it.

It'll have a record player, a mandolin, but no sink. And like a mirror for a table. And that's it, player, a mandolin, but no sink. And like a mirror for a table. And that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And nothing else. So we had nowhere to sit. Like Eddie and I were trying to, we were like, okay, we can get one more side stories in. And we were like laying in bed with each other like we were on a sleepover. And I was like, this is fine, but I don't want, I can't do side stories while our toes touch. I would say so, I can't do side stories while our toes touch. I would say so.

I need room. Yeah, our toes are touching now, but I feel like it's different. It's sexual. It's much making sure that I know that you're here and then you're a part of me. I feel good though. What I am happy though is I'm glad that you also came

because not only, I mean, we trust each other, we know each other. There's also a specifically weak weak for stories. Yeah Which is great timing whose fault is that God? Yeah, and the devil yeah, and the the fucking absolutely fateless universe. We are just rolling through We were just in New Zealand the big we were just in Australia the big thing there obviously was the breakdancer woman Oh, yeah gun the fraud yeah, who was an absolute total embarrassment to their country and it was awesome to be there during that moment yeah because I did a act out of her break dancing

incredible gave me an extra five minutes each time on stage and that is the ultimate gift yeah like she gave me material a free five I'm so happy that she exists you get a standing ovation every time I'm so baby a crush each time and I guess what you know also gave me The faith to know that I too can still be an Olympian Yeah, cuz all I gotta do is get out there and wait till they got a fucking good. Oh man That's what this you don't think I blew my gripper out for no reason man I was training for the 2028 that what's great about the LA Olympics. They're having a whole sexual crimes section

Yeah, where it's all about. Can you jerk off on camera? Can you stay hard with the casting director? That's a huge one Yeah, where you just get hard and then when the goal is can you keep your erection walking through various obstacle courses where you have to go get your pictures taken and then you have to go and do a Shakespeare monologue. Can you stay hard? Don't forget the eye contact. You gotta have eye contact. You can't be thinking. It better be bouncing though because the very end of the obstacle course that's how they really decide is that they flick it and then they see how far the bounce back comes and hits you in the belly but This is great. Yeah fraudster season 5. I have two small children at home one just started Montessori

Hey, man, at least you brought him at least they're at home. They're at Montessori schools How were they wound with they all like they don't they talk to an elf and they learn like, do they learn math with letters and stuff and then they don't, like am I wrong? Math with letters. Yeah, do they do, like, is it every, do they ask the children what they wanna learn and they say stuff like pancakes and they're like, all right, I guess he's a doctor in pancakes now.

You can talk a big game about not having children right now but I can't wait till you're 50 and you adopt 12 children. I mean, I just can't wait till I'm 50 and I adopt my, it's like, this is Trisha. She's 21 years old, just came from here from UC State. God, she just, she wants to be a weather woman. And I'm teaching her all about different shaped clouds. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to adopt my, ah, here we go. This is this is Letitia She's 23 years from the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini team and she needs a place to stay because her last husband

Died because he was 95 years old We've got to get some stories I was gonna do some updates up top The promise that I don't know what to update with you here. Because we did get a lot of one very sad update, which was about the woman that died in the, did you hear about this? Which, what's? It's a woman in Chicago, O'Hare Airport. She died in a luggage carousel.

And they had labeled it a suicide. And it just turns out it was all, it's just very, it's actually, it's real sad. Wait a minute, in the carousel she died? So it was about 2.30 in the morning, an agitated woman somehow got access into a restricted area behind the carousel, the luggage carousel, and they said originally, the way the article was sort of put was that she had gummed up the works and had committed suicide by airport, but then now we're seeing that it's actually a little bit more cut and dry than that. It's actually much sadder and less fun.

And what's the sadder and less fun? It was just a suicide happened in the back room of the Chicago airport, and I don't know how that got it to the idea. Cause we thought it was like a fun old lady's day out. She kind of was like Mr. Magood her way into the luggage thing. And then it was like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Somehow there's a press that like smashed her. And she was getting like, oh, rolling down various ramps.

That was the fun we were all thinking she was having. She's naked gun OJ'd all the way through the conveyor belt. No, but it's extremely sad. It's like watching Robin's Wish. Have you watched that yet? No. What is that? Jesus Christ, guys.

I do the scam podcast. I know. Robin's Wish is the Robin Williams Oh, this, no, I can't watch this! Dude, if you want to- I can't watch this! I made it through half of this on the plane, and I, you know, I don't wanna betray my listeners.

No, I can't. And they, like, I don't want them to know that I have emotions, because they know that I am, again, I'm above it, I'm alpha it I'm alpha I don't need your I'm sorry they think you're what everybody does the audience knows I'm an alpha yeah fucking top dog top G they think that I can't fuck yes with all the letters I get from guys that how the numbers go always got it and they were and they all know I don't cry I don't got I can't lose that moisture I I save that moisture for my fucking cum.

Yeah. But no, I watched Robin's Wish and it details the final days of Robin Williams. And he lived in a labyrinth of terror and demons in his last couple of days with his Lewy body dementia. And it sounds like it was an absolute nightmare that's also coming from five different voices So imagine the man that is the funniest man in the world going completely insane in

Spanish Hindu accent his fucking London accent. He's doing his all his characters all Every one of his characters is talking about how he's gonna commit suicide and kill everybody in the family So it's like I imagine at some some point it was kind of entertaining. Yeah. It's still Robin Williams. He's still doing, technically these are all bits. These are material. This is all bits.

So on some level, yes, it's obviously very disconcerting, but like what I was saying, like how probably no one will know when I have dementia. Well some guys at the punchline still got paid off for the bits that he was doing when he was crazy. He had to, yes. He had to break them all. His business manager, every single time he did copy a bit in a foreign accent, but sort of telling everyone how he was going to kill the family, he does have to pay $50 to Carlos Mencia. And then he has to pay $50 to, yeah, it was like Pablo Francisco. You remember him?

Of course. Movie, movie, movie trailer guy? Yes. The best. The best. He got a lot of shit taken from him. He wasn't a good enough comedian. The form of Parkinson's that he has.

My dad has Parkinson's. I remember I texted you and Eddie this photo that said that everyone thought before all this stuff came out that Robin Williams just was just normal, sad depression. Yeah, that he was just sad clown. And it's like, he was a sad clown, but it was also not, it's what he had was much worse than sad clown disease.

It is. Yes, it was much, much worse. It was an absolute utter nightmare. It's a very rare form of some form of Parkinson's, and we just gotta not get that. That's my main key. And you know what I'm thinking? You know how I think we're not gonna get that?

Me? No judgments. No fucking, you can't hold any grudges. Okay. I'm ready for it. And, drinking a lot of water, smoking weed, and I don't know. And it's not improv, obviously. Yeah. Because that's my problem is I think you think

that improv would save your brain. No. But I think it's making my brain worse. It is. Okay, here's a question. When you talk to yourself, do you say like, when you want to get yourself going, do you say, I got this, you got this, or we got this?

Holy shit, I don't know. I think I say we got this. I say we got this you got this or we got this Holy shit, I don't know. I Think I say we got this I say we got this Yeah, we got this but I believe that there is a mind in the observer I cuz I I have voices Yeah, but they're not good boys. I'm in Jungian therapy. I write scenes For your hair he's in therapy. Yes. I do different voices in therapy. Aren't you in WGA? Don't you need to be reporting this back? No, well a lot of it depends on if it's under an hour. It's under an hour then.

Got it. That's why I cut out at 57 minutes, because then they can't charge me. But no, it's a... Yeah, I say we, because I do believe in my old mindfulness practice that you could see that there's difference between the mind and the observer. There's often times when I also say like, what are you doing? Oh yes, oh yeah.

If somebody's doing bad, if someone in my collective brain is doing bad, it's what are you doing? Yeah. Not what are we doing? Oh no, no, it's only we when things are going well or we need to do things. When it's bad, it's like, oh no, What are you doing? But I feel like actually confident people that are secure with themselves say I

Yeah, but then they wouldn't be in this show me and show business. No, like my wife Present at all times. Yeah. Yeah. No, then they wouldn't be in this they wouldn't be doing this, right? Yeah I'm a professional improper. You know what that means. Would you tell me don't know? They're making it up as I fucking go every day. Sorry Rob Sorry, that seems fucking frightening to you, but that's life. Oh my god. Where do we go from here now? Well, yeah, I can't cover the soup gate. All right, I'm gonna go. Let me just finish these little updates Hashtag soup gate is still going on in Southern Knoxville. I'm not going to go deep into it because I'm going to wait for Eddie. He got some new reports in.

Yeah, we are really dialing it down. But then I talked to our real life superhero friend, Devil, who is from New York. He's her old buddy. He dresses in full body armor. He's an actual superhero and he has made busts and he works with fairies like a vigilante He's no well. Yes, wait, he's a soup or hero No, he's actually saying he is pulling out from saying that he doesn't want to send He doesn't want to waste resources necessarily and he did actually give the comment of some of the Facebook groups that are

He did actually give the comment of some of the Facebook groups that are obsessed with the Soupgate should maybe look into other more important crimes. But I'm trying to tell him it's probably best for them to stay in this soup-based crime if they don't know what they're doing. Soup-based crime until there is a death, which we're waiting on. It's a victimless crime. Yes. But it's like, well, no, it's not a in this crime because there's the road and then there's the grass And so you got to think about them and the cars get covered in shit, right?

Carbons get covered in gunk, but the someone will die and then when that finally happens God willing Yeah, we'll finally we're gonna get our Pulitzer. We're gonna be the beginning of this. We're gonna stop this guy They're gonna get scooped by Ronan Farrell. It's gonna be like We're gonna stop this guy. Yeah, they're gonna get scooped by Ronan Farrow. He's gonna be like, I've been covering this for four years. What the fuck? Oh, where did he come from? Dresses a potted plant?

My father used to bring a garbage bag of goop into the room. No, daddy. No, not Mia Farrow's husband. Here's 50,000 words in the New Yorker for you. But I'm gonna leave this, I'm gonna leave you with this. Oh, that looks so gross This is what I'm saying, Cena. This is real. This is real. Oh, it is real up, but I did get one update We're gonna get Eddie's back on as well

Well, if you can't I've got some stuff I got to show you today that if you can't handle just smeared I just imagine the smell. I just imagine this is so terrible. It's gross. It's white. When you open up the bags, this gunk inside of it is white with bits of celery and onions. It's some stuff like that, and it looks like human waste. You clean two humans butts most of the day. You can't be, you're not used to this? That, I don't know. Picking's Gap has never been the day. You can't be you can't you're not used to this. That I don't know. I like gap has never been the same. I'm a synthetic puker because like last week, Kelly was like

upstairs looking at something I heard her from another all the way at the other end of the office and she was going like she was like banging down to something that she was looking at and I was in the room so far away. I said stop whatever you're doing! Well, that's, hey, that's a part of working at LBN. This is what we gotta deal with. You have to have a strong constitution

to be in this network. Where's the code of conduct for this place? This is the code of conduct. The key is to say this is for work first. You say I'm sending you this, the things I have to send to poor Kelly in the night from my Instagram where I'm like, this the things I have to send to poor Kelly in the night from my Instagram where I'm like This is a boss message. Yeah, this is an email. This is work

This is not coming from Henry this coming from the the quote-unquote executive producer and I'm sending it Yeah, it's a lot of it's horrible is the same message where Rob has to wear a git mask during this recording. That's different That's because again, that's him feeling comfortable. I'm not on camera That's different. That's because again, that's him feeling comfortable. I'm not on camera Yeah, yes, because he can't he can't handle he gets he gets to work up that mask rob zip it up So here so this is but this is one last thing i'm gonna leave. Okay on this story because This might open this wide up I've lived in south nox for two years now after I bought my house with my wife

It's been pretty great so far. We have a resident drug dealer who will stash the occasional meth rock in our mailbox, but nothing has us more terrified than the pick and scab vomit bombs that pop up. We're convinced the bags showing up have been the work of a fairly well-known homeless man in the area who likes to dress as a jester. We see him skipping up and down the sides of busy roads

in Knoxville in full black and white jester regalia. It's a harlequin, my friend. He's been sort of a legend here, and while he's mostly harmless, he does like to pull off an occasional prank, and I fear he's gotten more daring with his pranks by leaving bags of rotten food around. I actually feel like this might be some Joker 2

foley-de-duh promo. Oh! Have you seen this stuff? Like an ARG or something. around I actually feel like this might be some joker to folate do like promo oh Have you seen this like an ARG or something do you remember when we did our ears go and check out? Bear Cerns Bravo we did fought four years on an ARG that no one saw And it was actually quite a bit of work that was involved in it, but yes you see here here, there's nothing about this guy. This is the Knoxville Jester man. I'm starting to feel that this Knoxville Jester man might in fact be. That's our Sioux Parlequin right there.

Case closed, what are we even doing here anymore? Look at this other one right here, skipping Jester update. This guy, these guys are out there. Wait, it's a different guy? Spoke with the Jester. I don't know, I don't wanna, no, I think it's the same person. If jester wants to talk to a side stories LPOTL a gmail.com We will find a way for you to communicate

We maybe even can send our own drew Smith our man on the street to go speak to you the Joker of Southern, Knoxville Drew Smith got press credentials from LPM. Oh, he oh, yes No, he's not only see got press credentials, LPN. Oh yes, no he's not only he's got press credentials but if I could I would give him a gun. I would deputize him. Because you love the Second Amendment. I just love the idea of me knowing somebody with many guns. Yeah. You see look at this. One gun is many. See the gesture of Knoxville. So this is real. It's a cryptid. The gesture of Knoxville is real. See the gesture of Knoxville. So this is real.

It's a cryptid. The gesture of Knoxville is real. It is out there. This is not just a made-up email. They are... this person's out there and they... For someone without a home, that's a lot of production value going into your costume. Seems like they got a lot of time. Now, I wonder, have you seen this in Alien Romulus? They were doing this like in New York, which I don't think New York necessarily needs They were doing the embedded like advertising of people laying on the subway grounds with fake Face-suckers on and shit and it's just been like I don't think we weren't we need this right now. We know it's not real

Yeah, it's Alien Romulus. I don't think that we need laying dead bodies Places. Yeah To help us be like, oh, oh, yes. I should see alien Romulus I mean, I think like one of them is gonna get trampled to death during rush hour if I would I'm certain that they wouldn't Get covered in piss and shit What I remember we were in Sydney like I was we were walking through, and there's this like in the public square area where there are active people, there are beanbag chairs set up for people to watch the Olympics just like randomly.

And I was just thinking about how soaked with human waste those beanbag chairs would have been if they were in Los Angeles or New York. And the fact that this can be here and that there were humans sitting in these because I wanted to be like, stop, don't sit in these. You know what? Diapers, you know what people will do? They're going to do this. And you pull down your pants and you show them. This is what will happen. At least I'll be in America. Well, at least I know I'm free

You know like At power be with my guy Sounds like just fucking just shootin' But unfortunately I was traveling so Mmm It was disgusting Yeah you were You were

You had to get to the lounge You were like I'm sorry is this a diamond Is this a diamond area Can I get on it Alright let's go through some more Horrible stories, but yeah the gesture of South Knoxville is real and if we can get a hold of them, please Side stories LPOTL at gmail.com. All right so far. I haven't seen anything very scary very disgusting We aren't there yet. We aren't there yet. Most of this is not you guys talk big game alpha top dog

I mean, I'm an Alpha Top Dog, but that means I'm confident and sitting right here, right, man? Cause we can, why don't we talk like, you know what we should talk about, which I've heard the audience loves. Comedy green rooms, COVID. Let's talk about it.

Let's get in why RFK Jr.'s your president. Do you like RFK Jr.? I'm gonna eat this whole thing too to... You want to get into it? He's like, what's coming out of my chest? That's my lunch! It's my lunch! Fly from your grave. Alright, let's get into this first story.

Now this was, again, a bit of a weak... week? But hey, it's summer. It's August. If this was like any other show, we'd talk, I mean, I'm not talking about the, if I even think about the DNC, I just wanna go to sleep. But I'm fine with it.

Everything's going fine. Everything's going fine. There's no professional wrestler speaking, which is huge miss. I'm already angry. I was already angry. If that there was no, why was it like we needed?

Lizzo now, let's go to this next story now ghost hunters star Jason Howes faces vile accusations by owner of haunted conjuring home now I know some of the people in ghost adventures So there's you know, that's a break but they've been old for some of the more old friends, right now We know that ghost hunters is what you'd call They sort of would you say that ghost hunters is the weaker version of ghost adventures the poor man's ghost adventures I think they're before there before there before but I believe ghost hunters like Zach Baggins Like took ghost bro to full brand, capital G, capital B. But Ghost Hunters, I remember being the first ones going the,

come at me, Ghost! Like that style of walking around into the, like trying to make the Ghost fight them. Provocation. Provocation, like trying to get people to kick shit up, right, when they go into a paranormal space. Would you call that disrespectful to the Ghost? Well, I just think it's incorrect.

But it's more that Zach Megan's a little bit more empathetic in his style, but he is very, he is still ghost bro-esque in its way. But good sky, Jason Howes. So I guess the issue has been, is that they got into, they talked a little bit with this woman that purchased a conjuring home. Now this was in, this is in Rhode Island's West Greenwich, this is this area.

It was purchased by a woman named Jacqueline Nunez for $1.5 million in 2022. So it's kind of, it's way over what it's supposed to be. But this is the house that apparently was haunted by Bathsheba, the witch and all the stuff that's in the movie, the conjuring, it's all horse shit. But there was ghost stories still attached to this house. This woman bought this house and she is claiming that Jason Haas of the Ghost Hunters show is in on a massive assassination plot against her because she saw a man that looked like him on her dashcam.

But you have to be a public figure to be assassinated if you're just a nameless homeowner. You mean to tell me anybody can't be assassinated? No, you can't just be assassinated. That's just called murder. Is that true? I don't know. I think so. Maybe people don't believe in themselves enough. Yeah. I think that's what it is, is that like,

be like, you better, you're gonna have, you kill me, it's an assassination, bitch. Like that comes, kind of feel very girl bossy. Like, let's be honest, if they kill you, assassination. Me, everyone's happy. No! No, people would be so upset. It's just murder, but definitely not an assassination.

See, okay, yeah, murder, or import, a murder of an important person. There you go. There's a surprise attack for political or religious reasons. But what if the religious reasons are just because I hate the fact that you're in Rhode Island? That seems political and religious. I think that if you're having a brat girl summer and you get murdered, you should call

it an assassin. That's what I think. I think I can get by that. I think that if you are, if you're, if you're Blake Lively, and you get murdered during your PR tour for this... This is satire, yep. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, it's all hypothetical.

Hypothetical. She could say she was assassinated because of her closeness to Ryan Reynolds. Got it. And how important that bull and Wolverine was, even though I haven't seen it yet. But she's in some other movie that's about getting like... Domestic violence and stuff. Got it. And how important that bull and Wolverine was, even though I haven't seen it yet. But she's in some other movie that's about getting like-

Domestic violence and stuff. Yeah, but all I've heard and seen is like pink dresses and she's just like- She really didn't do the work is what I'm reading for that role. Like Nicole Kidman. She put the nose on. I couldn't even watch Big Little Lies or Little Big Lies. Big Trouble Lies? Big Trouble Times? Was it called Trouble in Little Lies? She put the nose on she I couldn't even watch big little lies or little big trouble lies big trouble times big trouble What's it called trouble in little lies big trouble in?

Big trouble, don't you say little China eyes don't you dare? I want to check the video. I'm a father back to Jason Hawes Now Jason Hawes is he's got grandpa face and He is she this woman is obviously completely insane now Jason Hawes has been putting out like these messages saying That she's saying she's just saying wild stuff to him Yeah, and so this house obviously it has ghosts that is negative vibes this woman was really excited about purchasing this house because she said that it was so important to be near where the ghosts were essentially. She said, this is a very personal purchase for me. When it hit the market, I thought this is a property that enables people

to speak to the dead. And how do I say say like no? It's called methamphetamine But no she says that she was excited about this house because of its connection to the dead And she was like it meant a lot to her, but we're now we're finding out is a lot of other stuff So she is a Boston real estate developer To yeah purchase the house for 1.5. Two million dollars and very competitive It was like 27% above the asking price which is a mistake We should be buying houses just to flip them. I think it's dumb. I think it's not helping anything and so

This woman says that she posted surveillance video on social media Saying it would appear to be a man leaving the property in a truck and she says this man quote look like Jason Hawes Although Hawes has been disproved it's not him he was not there that's when she started he started receiving her threatening messages you will someday be prosecuted for your slander and numerous murder attempts on my life one message to Hawes said I am told you know of the assassination attempt on me she texted him according to police report I will never be defeated or destroyed by any fucking paranormal person now or at any time

in the future and I need that actually on a shirt I want that I want that really bad I will never be defeated that or destroyed by any fucking paranormal person now or at any time in the future. When you run for mayor of Los Angeles. That is going to be my closing statement. And they'll be like, yes, nine more years, nine more years. But she's like, she and Nunez told WPRI she's not going to comment, even though she has multiple times on social media, but she's's not gonna comment until she files a federal complaint to investigate evidence of hate crimes and abusive attacks

Against me and the conjuring house. So she is doing she's saying the house itself is being slandered This is here's the troubling part. Oh there she is She looks different Lord that she definitely has those are pajamas. That is very much a that is a Karen unbound. Yeah It's hard when you got when Karen's got kind of that kind of money. Yes. This is what I was just about to say the money She's a real estate developer. She overpaid dramatically No 22 for and she probably did an all cash because rates were two were spiking in 22. There's my thing, right? Can you just so as the man from fraudsters, when someone says that they are a real estate tycoon or developer, does that just mean they have money?

Not necessarily. They could be very cash poor, but they have properties. They got stuff laid out. So you never really know. And so would you just borrow the money against the stuff that you have? Constantly. And you just stay in this constant flux of like, fake money? Exactly.

You're just, you're worth technically zero dollars. And here's the way to think about this. Or negative millions of dollars. Think about that stress. I have law school loans. So stressful. I'm glad that they're gone. They don't have that. They would not be able to do this job unless you did not physically have that stress. Exactly. But imagine what your brain has to disassociate from

when you are dozens of millions of dollars in debt, or you've got loans out, you've got mortgages upon this, and this is getting leveraged on that. Think about- That's gonna change your brain. The one thing that I feel like, because we don't talk about this content together very often is how often stuff like that leads to murder.

Yes. And family annihilations and stuff like, recently, Cory Richins, Mormon woman that was married with a fairly normal dude bro, right? Had two kids, obviously things are going south. She had been slowly but surely amassing millions and millions of dollars in debt with her kind of fantasy world real estate development idea that she had to do. She bought this house. She was like, did not

know that her husband did not know that he was destroying. She was destroying his credit by getting loans attached to him. She was stealing money from his corporate accounts, his own money. Then guess what? He starts getting sick and he starts saying, Hey, I think Corey might be trying to kill me. And he's saying that over and over again, but because there are Mormon, which is no one really kind of talks about it's very they he's locked in.

He feels he's locked in. He's warning his friends that he's going to die. She he then dies a mysterious illness. She then writes a book that says what it's like to have a husband die. And it's a book for kids to help them through the loss of a father that she monetized after the fact. And then once they did all of the various toxicology reports, realized that he was poisoned. And now we're in the middle of this very, very long, very dramatic court trial right now where she was doing victim.

She believes she's just like Machaveli behind the whole thing where she's telling, she's doing witness tampering. She's doing, she's how did someone's both so smart, so stupid. Well, what she did was that she's trying to tell her mom what to do, how to manipulate the other members in the family to tell the police what to say. But they found these letters in her cell. What she was doing was holding the piece of paper

up against the wall inside of the, when they would do the calls with her and her mom so that she was saying one thing and reading, the woman was reading this up. Because they're listening. Yes and so they couldn't see the actual like her hold it up right to her to read what the material was until they found some of those letters and then it basically details this whole fake plot saying that her husband was like faking putting drugs in her carry-on all this like various about how her husband was addicted to drugs and then he died of a fentanyl laced

Weed edible which is ridiculous and then she got the one place where fentanyl Generally is not it does I go and then cuz she also got cuz guess who she asked for um the There's the housekeeper. She asked to see if they can get her fentanyl. And then eventually she said, I need that Michael Jackson stuff. Oh. And so they found this letter in her cell that explains all those witness tampering. And she said she was writing a book that was a fantasy book about a woman being arrested

and witness tampering. But this all came from real estate development. This all came from, like, it was another one of those. You get tempted by those low interest rates and then you end up killing your husband. But it's this idea of living in a fantasy world, which is both like, what difference, at what point does it make you an aspiring entrepreneur, and then past that you become a psychopath? Exactly.

This is where the worlds kind of intersect for us. And there's a thing called the fraud triangle, right? Where you get the pressure of something. So these loans that you start making out, you have the opportunity to actually do the thing. So you're the only person. Because it does, right? Yes.

Because there are opportunities in that realm. This is why you need, if you're ever in a business, this is business advice now, don't be one person, don't trust one person with all the money. Never! Okay? You gotta have- I don't trust me and I don't even trust me.

Exactly, exactly. And I'm the one that's unreliable of all. So then it's the rationalization, and this is where it gets crazy. The rationalization starts with just doing more loans. I'm gonna get myself out of it. And a lot of times you just do mail fraud and then they're out of there. But where it gets into your stuff is when they don't get caught and they continue to rationalize and they spin and then they kill the husband.

Well, serial killers, we talk a lot about making tiny allowances that what they do is kind of create scenarios where more and more being like well, I I Couldn't help myself because they have been edging Into it slowly but surely and there's something about that lack of experience Because they did one thing they say about psychopathy. That is very interesting is that it's not like You know most are true crime people know but it's not like a slobbering maniac You don't mean a lot most psychopathy is marred by a flattened You know, most of our true crime people know, but it's not like a slobbering maniac. You know what I mean? Most psychopathy is marred by a flattened experience.

So that's kind of like, it's marked by a flattened experience. So part of the issue is lack of emotion is what is making you seek some form of stimulus in a place where you can't seem to receive it no matter how much you want it or how much you get it. Everything bores you. And so you're just looking for more and more action. You're looking for more and more and then you'll take any reaction you can get.

Yeah. And there's another thing here that we've noticed, at least when we're doing the war on drugs for season five on fraudsters. Good plug. Is that dehumanization is not something that just popped up when the internet came about and that we disassociated from the idea of being a human or anything like that. Dudes have been doing it since day one, man. Dudes rock!

Dudes, woo! As men do! So this is what's crazy is that the idea of being able to so easily and quickly dehumanize another person is something that's been baked in to the human experience for as long as we can remember. We can other someone or a group of people

or the idea of like a serial killer, a small subset of people that you're going to murder and kill. And you could do that very easily. This is how our drug laws were made in the early part of the 1900s. This is how so much works. And that was like the kind of one of these big aha moments

that's happened is that, because I always thought like, man, the internet separated us all, social media's made us all tribal, and we start thinking about our humanity. It's like, no, man, it's always been, we've always been monsters to each other. It's also, and what I realize is that we've been

and walking around with these same brands for like 200,000 years. Oh, no software update. So it is, in that way, like we are way more the version of us that was in the fucking jungle versus this with laptops. This is all brand new. The brains that we are used to,

the brains that we are using are still very much so animal brains. And in some ways, those things helped us back in the day, right, because it kind of helped you deal with the trauma, and like all the shit of just living life, right, of how hard it would be to be just a naked human in the forest to now, and we're still dealing with the same fears,

but then we just kind of express it on top of each other. My toddler is three years old and he has all of the emotions we have. The only difference is the ability to regulate those emotions and you can teach that and you help them with that over time. And that's why you got him all butyrol and Zoloft and he drinks, right? This is why he takes a small edible. I'm saying he's because he switched to indica He's an indica kid. I warned him about the the perils of sativa

It's gonna keep you up getting playing a road-like card game until 2 o'clock in the morning when you should have been wonder if it's anxiety Or if you need it switch to a lower THC. I don't have anxiety. I just doing the sour diesel too much Well, I'm glad honestly this I'm glad you're here to talk about this because it's really it's there's so many of these loss of status Yes, one of the worst things that can happen quote unquote worst things that can happen to a quote unquote man that that will allow them to then have the then they decided well My pit my family can't live with the embarrassment of my failure, so they're all gonna have to die Mm-hmm, which is guess what we get over it daddy Eventually we get over it. You know you don't have to kill all of us as a matter of fact sometimes you go to jail

Then I get to write a one-man show That gets you to the top of the fringe and adan brah, and I'll thank you daddy All right, but the other thing that also happens is like the case of Barry Minkow adin, bro. And I'll thank you, daddy, all right? But the other thing that also happens is like the case of Barry Minkow, we've covered on the show, I think a couple seasons ago. His father was such a loser and such a failure, that's what motivated him to become a fraudster.

Jim Jones. Is that same thing? Very similar. Yeah, that's the whole thing. His dad was this wastrel of a of a fucking piece of shit alcoholic and Jim Jones Became obsessed as a little boy with all forms of churches So he became he would go to every single church service and he started to understand which is why I also wanted to be a priest I realized too over time is because he had guaranteed an hour of time

Every week that everybody had to listen to me. Everybody had to listen to me. They had to love it too. Oh yeah, they gotta be afraid of me. There's no booing, there's no heckling. Oh no. Just an amen. You go to hell. Yeah, yeah. You can't masturbate, bro. No, no.

I can, cause I'm the priest. And I talk right to God. Like calm in a little chalice and I feed it to myself. No one can scream at me and call me racist when I'm doing a sermon. That's the key. day happened to me. Alright, so now this is next one Alright, let's do this next story. This comes from your neck of the woods my beautiful wife's neck of the woods This is one of those weird ones that really knows it make a whole lot of sense This is a number station here in America doing shit that we don't understand

Hey, downtown Pittsburgh, that can't Pittsburgh get there on my number station dinner in America doing shit that we don't understand. Hey downtown Pittsburgh! Downtown Pittsburgh! We got there on my number station dinner. There's a stellar, stellar supply, I'm not gonna throw your efforts! I apologize for your ears, ladies and gentlemen, for the accent you're gonna hear for the next several minutes. Now I live over in Wilkensburg. Now this comes from the subreddit of Pittsburgh, the Reddit subreddit. Now right next to this is near Turner

intermediate school every night starting around till 12 o 2 a.m. to 1 o 2 a.m. a monotone voice begins calling out a string of numbers at last only a few seconds or repeats every 10 minutes on the second minute 10 o 2 10 12 10 22 etc etc and goes into a little past 2 a.m. They're saying they've heard it for months now the numbers are not always the same each time sometimes they're followed with the word Delta as in 198 Delta 68 Delta 210 Delta 22 sometimes it's perfectly clear sometimes it almost sounds like the source of its moving we don't know what this is.

So this person's been updating for about a week and saying that it is continuing again and again with very little change. And we'd love to know if you've heard this and what the hell we can do about it. Side stories, lpotl at gmail.com. From what you know about number stations, does this track as it's related to what was happening? That's a... I know from when we did our number stations episodes, like a million GD years ago, we're pretty certain that these are shortwave radio stations. They're some kind of speech synthesis to vocalize numbers. That's what we know that what it is, is some form of communication

speech synthesis to vocalize numbers. That's what we know that what it is is some form of communication system. A lot of these, they've been around since World War I, the Archduke Anton of Austria and his youth used to listen in on these transmissions. This was all back in the day. We don't really know. There's like the group had just received encoded messages that had broadcasts from the attention number station in Cuba

Cuba we had some spies that we busted using these types of systems Um, there's one the EO 3 the Lincoln Shire poacher were just thought to have been run by the British Secret Intelligence Service There's so there's a lot of different reasons of lost Lost see I never watched lost lost the number just trash I never watch me come at me at Sina now come at me lost trash yeah but yeah they're saying about that kit mask I used to ever saw it I never saw it Marcus is a huge fan I can't know it's too much they were making it up as they went along hey Mammy guess what so are we all. Oh no! Do you want to hear it? I've become my worst enemy.

So we have some footage. They should have put a little audio filter on this to make the numbers come up a little bit more. This is all raw dog audio here. This guy is like, he just started recording from his phone, from outside of where he is hearing these numbers. It is very faint. You might want to pull up your

volume right as we begin You know, I was talking to Stan Pichakasky down in Wilkinsburg and we were talking over a Primanti sandwich and I told him about these numbers. You know what he said? He said he thinks it's somebody reciting all the numbers of every Pittsburgh Stuller from the Super Bowl years. Why can only I only only car about the Stuller from the Super Bowl years. Why can only I, only only Carabot the Stullers, my friend? You got a car for... There's one more recording, you want to hear it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can sort of hear it. Just a noise path, Any basic noise pass. This is all on TikTok. You know, he didn't really do it. He didn't sweeten it. But it's weird because you can kind of hear it. You can definitely hear it. But it's... I don't know what the fuck it's for. Well, he went into the abandoned areas where he thought it was coming from. He really tried to chase it down.

He even talked to his neighbor and she was like, don't, don't go there. Well, because I'm, I think that it's, it's got something to do with the government. I also know that, uh, was interesting is that, do you remember when they had the, the, the railroad crash, the chemistry, all dump, dump and the most is the river and shit like that You know like apparently that happens like a lot Yeah, it's several times and we they don't really talk about it too much And then I wonder if this part of the world was interesting about Pittsburgh is that it's the robotics capital of the country Yes, there's a lot of like government money and government stuff in

There's a lot of like government money and government stuff in Pennsylvania in these areas between like between the Pittsburgh area, Ohio There's like their stuff in here because like you think about Quantico's in Virginia, which is not that far away Like there's stuff that's happening in there But God knows what is fall and I don't have these antos. I Don't have these Mona me. I don't have these antlers. Monami, I don't know. I'm so jet lagged, see? I'm seeing two of you.

I'm so wildly, wildly braindead today. But you look beautiful. You look beautiful. No, I don't. I know I look like shit. But I'd love to know if anybody else has heard these, because this is the type of fun low stakes mystery. Yeah, you could go get a proper microphone out there folks. Yeah, I'd love to find out. Let's see what else I got here because yeah, that's it. There's just there's really nothing else. Did you hear about this Henry? What? Alicia Silverstone

ate some poisonous fruit on TikTok and everybody thinks she's gonna die See I met her on a film I did a film with Alicia Silverstone She's the loveliest most beautiful nice woman ever But she definitely is like this was at the time period when do you remember the stuff where she chew up her food and her toddler? Would like pull the food Out of her mouth and eat it He was yeah, it's a talkie breastfeeding her kid till he was like 17 or something. Is that right? Yeah, and then she breastfed the whole crew. Oh god. God lucky us. Yeah. Yeah, he's great. Honestly. It's like man

That's fantastic. Yeah, people are concerned like what is this? Why did she she just found it on the street and ate it from her garden? That's a bad garden and what is that? She showed herself eating it and then no one has heard from her sense Well, if she's dead, I think we will know how do you wait? Why are they saying poison is that an actual poisonous? Mm-hmm Why is she doing that? She said I don't think you're supposed to eat this. I think it's staged. I'm looking at this. She's not an anti-vaxxer, right?

That's Jenny McCarthy. Sorry, I'm getting these two. She is close. She's close to what? She's never said anything. You know, she's never, yeah, she's never said anything specifically anti-vaxxers. Look like little cherry tomatoes. Jerusalem cherry.

Ugh, not a great name. You know, I... They look tasty. They do look tasty. This is why everyone needs a gardener, by the way. I just like, we gotta stop doing all this willy-nilly. You know, it sounds great. I don't trust nature.

DIY looks great on YouTube when they compress it down to 30 seconds But then you eat a poisonous cherry tomato nature's trying to kill us at all times Look at what we're look at what we've done. It's that's part of nature's job is to kill us It's supposed to test us and train us to make sure we don't fucking slip up remember the planet Earth spore Remember that where the the ants go and they like take the guy then's spore? Remember that where the ants go and they like take the guy and the spore comes out of the... I think about that all the time. That's what this is. Isn't that The Last of Us? Yes, that's the end of the whole thing. Yeah, it's like bad fungus goes crazy. That's not gonna happen, right? But in nature there's always a way

to control the populations of all the living organisms of course on the planet like how this woman decided to this this one lady decided to control the population of fish by having sex with it oh so now this is the woman who's allegedly filmed performing a sex act with a live brown trout what's the only fan on that what's the of it's actually i think it's only fish got it now a woman who was allegedly filmed performing a sex act on an alive trout Now this is a thing if you're filmed, how was it allegedly? I guess cuz she had a mask on yeah And it could be a fake fish Yeah, so she's charged with one kind of possession of a bestiality product I didn't even know that was a thing no idea two counts of making or reproducing a bestiality product

So the problems that is on video? Now dressed in a black suit, Lee appeared in Hobart Magistrates. Oh yeah, they came into town. Oh, that's a real... She's lying on a boat at sea. I remember the air, somewhere near Tasmania South. We had a bunch of Tassies come out to the show in Oz. Thank you guys so much. As her male co-accused used a live brown trout to perform a sex act on her. So what she did was essentially the trout nibbled on her pussy, which is, and that's how you find that clit. Is that what you got to do is you take a little worm, you wrap around that clit, and then that trout he come nubbly nibbly. She

liked it. And at least, one thing about a trout is that I find it worse with something with a tail that can wag. Yeah. Like a trout, don't know. I mean, I wag my tail when I'm going down. You're the Guzmo? Yeah, he's like, this guy's not yet to enter a plea, but I feel like that's the only time it's fine is if it's fish, and if it doesn't result in the death of the fish

But this did result in the death of the fish. The fish died. Yes. Did they eat the fish? Do they eat the whole fish if they're truly Native American they would they use they use the whole fish Truly using the whole fish if they did they fuck the fish and then had sex with it. I would have no issue with it Eat the fish love the fish. I think really, which is really sad because the crime here is make, they're saying, the crime is that you got proof of it. Really? Yeah, and she was-

There's no, if she just had that, think about this, if this was 1998, people's getting their pussies eaten by fish all the time in peace. Yep. And without TikTok, which is why I think we gotta come against sick talk. Yep.

Pause. Is that fucking these fucking, these fish pussy getting eaters, right? Mm hmm. They used to just kind of, they didn't worry about monetizing it. They weren't trying to make content. They were just in the moment, vibing, having the salmon eat their butthole.

That is fucking American choice. If you are vitamin E deficient, one great way to get your vitamin E up is through fish oil. Fish oil, through the Vagent. Through the Vagent. Through the Vagent. But also, can I also say this?

Please. And maybe it's cause like, and I don't really wow that's that the lady mm-hmm Wow, she looks like a trout now. I wonder is as An overseas lawyer then as a person is really getting into maritime law to my research into the sovereign citizens Mm-hmm is if they're out in the middle of the ocean Why is it a crime? Do you want-

You're a lawyer. Yeah. I mean, they carved up the oceans. What do you mean? There is law in the oceans. They carved it up. No, I thought there's no law in the oceans. Well, there's certain areas

where different laws don't apply, but there are laws in areas. Like there's, if you're certain away, distance away from the shore, the laws in areas. Like if you're a certain distance away from the shore, the laws still apply. If you go beyond that, then there's maritime law that applies. So there's always somebody. So you can't just do anything you want in the water?

I mean, Uncle Jeff tried. He did. He really did. Yeah. Old Uncle Jeff really thought if I was just far enough away, no one would ever hear these masseuses fucking cry themselves to sleep. You mean Uncle Jeff did what? I know.

I know. Mr. Epstein? Mr. Epstein? No. Jeffrey? Jeffrey? Jeffrey did that Epstein. Mr. Epstein. No Jeffrey Jeffrey did that no no let me call his lane Jeffrey Who needs to get jerked off four times a day? No, actually penis my Jeffrey. No Silly unbelievable. Um Now I'm gonna end you with this last little story because I just want to get your reaction

Okay, so this is a this is the worst story of the week and the only reason why I'm gonna end you with this last little story because I just want to get your reaction to this. So this is the worst story of the week. And the only reason why I'm talking about this, I don't necessarily find this funny, but it is wild to me. This is in Guatemala, a teenager. My name is Deborah Rebecca Z. Artola. She was 15 years old. It's very sad.

She was on top of a building taking pictures for her birthday and she fell off the top of this building and her head Hit their neck hit an electric cable as she was falling back and the cable Zapped her so bad Pop the head right off and we got the video of you got the video I sent it to run I feel like I'm on Jerry Springer It's just like you don't really see anything it's just crazy you could see that her body is on it

They posted this video. They say it's like warning doesn't really warning guys viewers They find them the viewers may find it upsetting this very nice young lady is on the roof. She's commiserating with friends Things are fine Everything looks normal everything looks normal and then it cuts to her being on the, going back and forth on the thing. But you can't really see any, see that's it. That's the whole video. Oh, then the whole town gathers around her.

But apparently, I had no idea you could have electrocuted so bad that your literal head falls off. Do you know that? Well, I guess, you know, this is all about infotainment and learning is part of it. I just did not. It's like, does that happen a lot? I mean, I wonder in the electric chair

if like the head melts off. They talk about that all the time. Like, have you seen that? Like, when we did our coverage about the history of the electric chair, chair like if you are not If you're it's great. Honestly, it's fat. I do think it's fascinating Okay, yeah, but you could like if you want to and you don't like the guy that's in that chair Yeah You could do a lot of fucked up things that guy in the chair like there's stuff like let's say you just don't cuz you know

How like you're supposed to wet the head of the dude like one of the things you're supposed to wet the head yes and like let's say you just don't and then literally like his head bursts in flames and shit. Most of you burst into flames here we go this is what it's zapping zapping oh yeah now you can really wow yeah yeah now you can see it. Oh my god the smoke! You can't see it wow the smoke that's crazy wow that's fucked up. Whoa That's not good. Oh We'll cover all this. No one will see I just didn't know your head could pop off like oh Yikes, I feel bad for her. I feel bad for her family You gotta get that head

Cuz that's the thing. Oh, you know what I would say though at the same time scam podcast. I fraudster financial fraud I did this because we look at court records. You wanted it. You wanted it. I didn't think I just you said oh, it's not bad I'm exhausted. Oh, no bad things happen on this show, but it's like I asked for it I just didn't like if you're okay, maybe we'll take this too. Let's bring it to us. Okay If your head pops off This is my thing. Okay, so this happens to. Okay. If your head pops off, This is my thing. Okay. So this happens to me,

and my head pops off. What I love is, don't try to restore that shit. I would prefer my body next to the head. Oh, two caskets. Yes. Yeah, a tiny casket. A bucket. With a lid.

Can we make it into a fishbowl? You're not into that. You know what I want is? You want to be cremated? You know what I want? The surprise. I want to open in the box and go, ho ho ho! Yeah.

Ho ho ho ho! There he is! Yeah, new LPN employees. Open the box. Open the box. I, uh, yeah, I, I've always said I want of a Gai, put your hand in the box What happens in the box? What's in the box? Pain?

Dead Henry's mouth chopping on you What is like, I've often said I want a tomb Oh yeah yeah I want a tomb Keep the numbers up, you can have a tomb I want my body. There will be a whole separate GoFundMe. But I want a tomb because I want like a place where people go visit.

Yeah. Like I've had this very idea that you turn that into almost a tourist destination. Did you just monetize your post posthumous life? I'm just saying that I want to freak people out later on. Yeah, oh, I gotcha. That's my goal Is to leave behind something frightening. I think I would like to be cremated and then release me from a plane over crowded Times Square Okay

That I don't know if I can fly. I think it's a no-fly zone Yeah, what if I take your ashes to the Thanksgiving parade and just throw in handfuls of it I could deal I would love that. That's fine. Let me make an edit. Yeah that I could do that I absolutely guy will absolutely make sure that I do that It's like it's in people's mouth. My body always wanted to ruin people's day at the Thanksgiving parade. I hate that parade Yeah, fuck that parade. Have you seen this? Great I I fucking hate that parade. Yeah, fuck that parade, man. Have you seen this? Nicholas Cage? Oh yeah, I went to go see this. Yeah, yeah, this is great.

Nicholas Cage's... This is how you spend money, by the way. Oh yes. I respect this. He skipped... Nicholas Cage bought this pyramid-shaped tomb in one of the most famous cemeteries in the world, the St. Louis Cemetery Number One in New Orleans, and he skipped the whole line because he paid up a bunch of money

and they thought what is interesting is that his tomb has been hit by lightning two separate times. Wow. Which is cool. It's God saying, God saying that he loved Face Off. I think it's time for some listener emails. Oh goody. We're gonna raise the main man mouth, Emma's gonna be red.

For your show, when people send in letters, do they cut the letters out of a magazine and send them in? Is that how they do these things? Fuck you, we have good people. I am going to respond to the, I'm gonna respond to the Zortman, Montana letter when Eddie is back, because I got some very information. Basically, a man that was the chef,

the only restaurant in Zortman, Montana, took a, uh, told the story to one of our listeners about being made loved to by female Sasquatch, and it was the best sex he ever had in his life. And there's a lot of, um... That man is very interesting, and he has many others tails tell Apparently there's a female Sasquatch. Oh, yeah, buddy. What do you think little baby sex squashes company? I didn't really think that far. They got big tits. I just yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy You worry about it. Well, okay, you know you even think about a buddy now one thing. I will say yeah

almost a rod y'all I Don't even think about it, buddy. Now one thing I will say. Yeah, I'm all say right here. I Guess that means the Sasquatch breastfeeds Yeah, yo, yeah, yeah, if he's anything like me yeah, I couldn't suckle So doesn't really fucking matter man. All right now this comes from our We were talking a lot the couple weeks about long haul truckers Now we talked with the former head of the FBI one of the directors of the FBI Frank figliuzzi has interviewed the eddie and i did and he talked about the concept of long haul truckers and murder how often this is like these guys tend to do this is one

of the last anonymous ways to get around in terms of like that in its seems to be there are many many strings of missing people along these trucking routes and it's hitchhikers all this type of shit guys just alone super horny in a truck and cab and they're just lopping people's heads off right so this is interesting I was listening to the long-haul trucker interview and you guys are talking about the video equipment in the truck I previously knew a man who drove rigs locally he said a couple interesting things to me for his company the cameras were only in his cabinet there was one looking at the

road and that's it for a while this man got away with covering the camera by simply putting a figurine in front of it. His company didn't say anything to him until he was in a road rage altercation. No one got hurt, but since the company had reviewed the footage, they discovered the camera was blocked. This same man was involved in a different road rage altercation while carrying a weapon, and he knew where to stand so it wasn't caught on film. Thankfully, there were no serious injuries and even after

a quick police investigation no charges were pressed. Related to this second instance, this man's company states he's not allowed to carry weapons and he just ignores that. They won't say anything because 1. He's a reliable worker and 2. Most trucking companies are desperate for workers from what I was told. These companies will often do what they can to protect their workers too as long as there's no evidence of wrongdoing. Now the man in question is a bit unhinged outside of work, maybe during it, and I'm purposely being vague regarding the stories to prevent him thinking I talked about him in any way. This gets aired because both Roach rage incidences are very specific. Do I think he's a serial killer? No. Do I think he could

kill someone in cold blood if it got pissed off and hide the body where it couldn't be found? Oh absolutely. Here's another one. Long-haul trucker. My dad was a long-haul trucker his whole adult life starting back in the early 70s. I used to ride around with him during the summers as a kid and saw almost every state with him. He hauled oversized loads so you were often diverted off major highways. One time we were driving on a small highway maybe in Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, or Tennessee. He pointed to a small road off the highway and told me about a time when he picked up another driver whose truck had broken down and needed a ride to a bigger town so he could call dispatch. This was before cell phones. He picked the guy up in the evening and my dad was almost out of hours so he was gonna need to stop soon for the night.

The guy was weird from the start. So my dad played nice with the guy so it's not to get on his bad side. Soon the guy started telling my dad about how he liked to pick up lot lizards and take them out to the middle of nowhere and rape them and leave them to fend for themselves. The guy thought it was funny, so my dad laughed, sure. When my dad was out of hours for the night he just found a spot off the highway and rather than pushing forward a little further to a rest stop, the guy slept across both seats up front while my dad took the bed and back. When the guy was snoring, my dad, a 6 foot 4 brick of a man, grabbed his

bowie knife, snuck forward, incapacitated the guy and dragged him out of the truck. He pulled him into the field and killed him, and then left him there. He then drove his truck to the rest stop to finish his break, then drove on the next morning. The road he pointed out to was where he turned off that night. The field was overgrown and remote, so it's possible the guy's body was never found. What? Someone wrote that in here? Yeah.

What the hell? You don't know who this guy is. What? Is that a confession? Well, it's his dad's confession. I don't know. He's a long-haul trucker. What did I just hear?

Yeah, man. That's long-haul truckers, buddy. That's Yeah That's a good story and it's important. Remember that's where you got to figure out Cena yeah, your father. Yeah What's your big terrible secret? Yeah, you're gonna tell your son's god cuz that you got to work on it cuz I'm a podcaster Yeah, oh no, if you're so if if you're 18 right and we're still doing this and they're gonna be like my dad says come for a living. He's gonna be president and you better be. That's the

pressure we're gonna put on him. Yeah is that cool in a way? I feel different now. Hey man that long-haul trucker technically He's killing the good ones the bad one bad ones. Yeah, he's doing the right thing. I guess I Mean, you don't know whether the other guy was telling the truth or not I'm trying to say some Rappal disgusting thing to try to make some other guy laugh because he thinks it would be funny Because like you do meet that a lot amongst men that they say terrible things because they think that you're funny Especially if you're a comedian You know many times people lead with saying something fucked up to me thinking I'm gonna think it's the funniest thing Yeah on the face of the planet. Don't they realize we're sensitive? No. Well, I'm not though. All right top G Yeah, I'm top G. I'm fucking mr. Hardcore. Yeah, total Teflon. Yeah, nothing gets in nothing gets out

If you see me just be like, how are your are your children no actually don't say that don't Just say how are you so where can they find fraudsters Sina? anywhere anywhere not at a truck stop in the field with a dead man unless unless you honestly Give it to the other long. You know respect of the long haul, when I was hosting at SiriusXM doing the live stuff, they always call and a lot of these guys have read every Supreme Court case. They're thinkers. That's all they have time to do.

Oh, a lot of thinking. Shout out to Trucker Steve. Almost too much thinking. You know, it's a lot of thinking. He knew exactly how to kill that man. That's why I live every day knowing that, yeah, I can always fall back and be in the long-haul truck driver I can right and I love zip-zipping around these great highways and byways of America's sitting down smoking a cigar chewing on some meth eating a bunch of burgers

Driving around and I don't gotta kill unless I teach him right because then I'm gonna laugh when I get every single weird old hitchhiker side of my truck and I'm gonna give them long sermons that they have to listen to when I tell them what's really going on and I tell them what I think all right they've got a fucking deal with it right cuz you want to fucking you want to you want a ride son it's ass grass or fucking your fucking ass. It's a house or grass. I don't need gas It's an electric truck. Mm-hmm. This is great All right, so thank you guys so much Frusters anywhere you listen to podcast patreon.com slash slash podcast. I'd love to watch us do this at each other go to

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That's me. You're a raw talent. Oh yeah, dude. Raw talent. Just drinking fucking whatever beer's available. Yeah. He's a bastard though, isn't he? John Daly? Yeah. I think he's come around.

He was like, he is probably the most naturally talented golfer of all time Yes, and he is like he's come around. I think he's like does his last up with his son now. He just looks rough He looks bad. Yeah, I mean that was a lot of drinking he did oh he liked and he still does he still smokes a lot Of a lot of cigars. I know he's a big Trump over you know What are you you don't think this guy's not gonna be a big jumper. Yeah, I mean that I mean He's technically he's less soft Trump. He's not gonna storm the Capitol. Oh, yeah, he died of emphysema. Yeah Yours, you know We'll see what happens. All right fuckers

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