Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Free Car Smell

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: dead body found in bait car, horse molester, haunted house stabbing, a man shits out penis (and cums out his ass), and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Like the last little bits of torpu that finally came out of me today. Good, because it always takes like a couple of days. Sure, I think maybe it's just that it's getting the Sacramento like out.

Indeed comes out of you. You know, wow, a lot of people had a lot of choice words for the governor. Yes, they did. We really did in Sacramento. And not even we didn't even ask. No, one's opinions were of the governor and we didn't even bring up the governor. A lot of people were yelling about it and very, very upset. But I tell you what, what lovely audience there in Sacramento

in all three places, OKC, Salt Lake City and Sacramento. Thank you all for being so wonderful as we hit the road for our Mamma Mia. Here we go again to her. Twenty twenty one. Welcome to side stories, everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry. We had a wonderful time with you all this weekend. We can't wait to see more of you next weekend.

Oh, my God, the travels continue and the road goes on forever. It does. The road doesn't ever stop because if it did, then the cars would stop. When they go into the ocean, perhaps, that's actually very scary. We have a lot of good news today. I don't know what's in the air. That's the one thing I like about the way that we get to do side stories is that there really is peaks and valleys of ups and downs of how fucked up our country is.

And it is really interesting because we've had slow weeks in those last couple of years, like, I guess things are back to normal. But they're not. Don't forget. Don't forget, Henry, this show is international. The whole world is fucked up, not just America. That's one thing we can all bond over is how messed up. Everything is all around us. We. All right. Well, the first story, speaking of cars,

I want to talk about this, Henry, because, you know, there's no such thing as a free lunch. There's no such thing as a free lunch, unless, of course, you are working as an extra on a on a TV set that your friend is starring in and they say, OK, Ben, you can go have sandwiches and I say, thank you so much for having me on your show, even though you cut my lines out of the Netflix special, Mr. Samarowski.

Hey, you're still in it physically. So if Netflix did play residuals, which they don't know, because they're cheap, a bunch of their cheap fucks. Yeah. And they're also the part of the reason why we're headed towards an IAZI strike, which we're completely behind. We really hope they strike because that's a union. Yeah, they won't pay. They won't pay out, even though they have billions of dollars.

But yeah, I'd say that's the most free lunch. All right. So these people, they were walking around Copacounty, Mississippi, and they saw a car that literally said the words free car on it. Now, obviously, it's obviously a trap. Oh, I don't know you say that, Mr. Zabrowski. Let's say we're in Sacramento. We've had our Bud lights and multiple whiskies and we went on to Tequila. We're walking down the street.

It's two o'clock in the morning. You're just talking about our reality. You're saying the way we did. Exactly. Except for the fact we did not see a car that had the sign that said free car on it. Had we seen that, we would currently be joyriding all around places like Montana and it's two of the other mountain like areas. You definitely know that there's no such thing as a free car in Sacramento

because, first of all, do you remember we met that man right as we were about to leave who said that he just straight up told us he was a drug dealer, which is also not good. This is another sign. And then he followed us out to the Uber and he was trying to make some sort of business deal at us. Even though we're like, we're leaving, we're leaving. We're leaving.

But then, Kissel, in that very spirit, you bribed the Uberman to drive you straight to LA from Sacramento. You just gave him money because you paid the Uberman. Yeah. No, of course. Well, you bribed him and that is payment. It's called payment. Yes. But definitely you did good because you bribing is more like something where it's like, I'll suck your dick if you bring me to LA.

I think that's more bribing. I called his boss and I said, I have some money for your employee. Let's go to LA, baby. I wish I had the audio of that call of you because you were being very the way you did the hard press on that driver was really interesting because it was more just been like, come on. Sir, please, I must say this is for my boss. I would have to call my boss.

You're like, you and me on the road, think about it. Think about how much fun we have on the road. We did have fun. But no, I'm talking about the Uber driver because I was like, I just need to go to sleep. I had to sleep. No, you were driver. He really needed to rest as well. As a matter of fact, when we got back to LA, I put him in an air. I didn't realize you could do I didn't realize you could do day hotel rooms.

So I got him a hotel room from nine a.m. to five p.m. So he can get some nap and then you go back to the hotel room. I had to take care of the man. He drove me all the way from Sacramento to LA at two o'clock in the morning. Well, you are anyway. You are very generous. Did you have sex with this man? No, no, that was the opposite of our story because I paid good money for that car ride as opposed to what happened here in Mississippi.

So two fellas, they were walking by and they saw this car that said free car and they got in it and the keys were inside of the car. So there were they were like, Bazinga, we did it. We did it. What is the name of that? Is it called a trap car? Would they do this? Would they do it? I think they're called bait cars because there's entire shows based on it.

One called bait car, which really I'm sorry. Sometimes it takes the bird. You complete the circuit. You're doing leave your car on with the car door open and you're like, someone steal my car. I don't think it's the perpetrator's fault in that case because it would be stupid if you're a car thief to not steal that car. It's true. It's also because we honestly, these are desperate times.

And people are really fucked up monetarily. So I really think that at some point you are playing upon the most desperate of people who just hope that this is some sign that their ship has come in. But more often than not, it is a cruel cop joke. It really is. In this case, these people, they were not found guilty of stealing a car because again, it did say free car. Most bait cars don't explicitly say free car.

That's how they get you like everything free. It comes with a curse. They open up the truck and they open up the trunk to see maybe let's put some headlights in the trunk. Unfortunately, like the movie Dirty Work, there is a corpse in the trunk. It was a body of a 34 year old man named Anthony McCrillis. They have no idea how the body got there. Evidently, it's been there for several days.

And believe it or not, Henry, I know this is going to be shocking. It was all nude. There was no clothes. So they opened up a trunk. They saw maybe a six day old body, butt ass naked. And at this point, you say, I'm keeping the car, but I am definitely getting it cleaned. I do feel like I would have that interior debate if I went to go take a car that said free car and we had you have a nude corpse in there.

Sure. There'd be a second where you kind of you and your partner would look at each other. I imagine she's been like, well, we've already taken this free car. Right. If we just buy some shampoo, got to get some gloves, maybe leave this man back where we found it, call the cops, because then you could do a ruse. You could be like, we were coming down the street. As we saw this guy on the side of the road, will you come and pick him up?

Because now you're implicated in this crime. But also when they killed this dude and put him in the back of this car, what another, I guess, in the most simplified way possible, it's smart, right? It's kind of an interesting move, even though it feels like you'll also get repercussions for that as well. But now, of course, the people who killed this person, I don't know if they have been identified yet. The only reason they could identify the victim is because suicide.

Well, perhaps it could be, although how would he get himself in there? And also, let's not forget they identify the victim through his tattoos. But let's not forget the odor, right? So you have a new car or a free car. It ain't new, but it's free. So isn't that better than new? He just assumed as a raccoon caught up in the trance. Could be.

I mean, what did we learn from Casey Anthony? She said a rotting corpse could smell like a squirrel in the muffler. Yeah, right. Even though that's a whole nother game that we like to play a squirrel in the muffler. That's, again, how I got to Los Angeles. We played a little squirrel in the muffler and believe it or not, I was the squirrel. OK. And again, that's not a bribe. That's work experience.

Exactly. Correct. So we know the odor. So this we're talking, let's say four to five days old of a body. Henry, we're talking viscous liquids. Liquids all over the trunk of this car. Very much. Oh, this is Mississippi. So whatever this person was eaten beforehand, also probably wasn't very good.

They drove this car for 30 miles before they opened up the trunk. How on earth could you stand like Henry do? Man, it's a really. Did you smell anything like bro? Like the car kind of like I would say a bad pizza or something earlier. You're Barton. That's called, you know, new car smell. That's free car smell.

Where it just rides with you. I would assume just being like, this is the price. The price is it smells like a rodent corpse. But what I'm going to do, though, is take some of my curious elements, turn them down so that I don't go looking for the smell because I've already decided that all of this is fine, that all of this is on the up and up. It's got that beautiful free car smell. As a matter of fact, on our merge page, we need to have little naked

corpses that you can dangle from your from your rear view mirror as air fresheners will make it smell like a dead body. It'll be a gag joke. Free car smell. I think it's the free car smell. I absolutely love it. So he was identified through his tattoos and confirmed through his immediate family of his identity. According to a David Arrington, he is the baron police chief.

So, you know, this is a busy day for baron. Not a lot happens there. He said the baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, baron, baron. He said the victim's vehicle was seen in Byron, Copacounty and Jackson over the last few days, and they have not yet determined if a crime even took place. Going to your point, Henry, what? Perhaps he just crawled in the back of his car and died like I don't.

I don't know. Is it like a sad hope? How like that's such a shitty way for someone to commit suicide, get butt ass naked, fold yourself up like luggage in the trunk of your car and die. It seems like someone else may have played a part in it. But I don't know. You know what I'm you know what I'm sniffing here besides the corpse. I'm smelling a cop that just wants this to be over. Because why would you think that this is suicide?

This is like the Alisa lamb thing. The Alisa lamb thing, though, which was really found out was haunting because it definitely did sound like she did commit suicide. And that that was very fucked up. And that might have made I guess maybe somebody you can in a moment. You know what happened with that, though, right? Because didn't they end up saying that indeed the lid was off of the water tower, which completely takes away their story.

So yes, I hate the lies. Yes. So who knows? I feel like to get into the back of a trunk of a car with the lid closed would be really difficult, because also it's not like, you know, like dogs and cats, they say have a sense that they're going to die. And so a lot of times they'll isolate themselves. Yeah, like I've heard these stories about like a dog will like crawl under our house and die like it will go away from everybody

and die. And then like, but I've never heard that with people. No. Oftentimes, people strap things to their chests and run into crowds of people when they want to go like, ah, I hated the new Ghostbusters. Whoa. Oh, wow. What a horrible final sentence. So this car was spotted multiple times. It was spotted at 9 30 on Saturday morning. This is according to Arrington.

Again, this is the man who is he is staying up late at night, trying to solve this crime. He's chewing on his cigars. He is stressed out. He's not even talking to his wife right now. He says it stayed there all day for for as long as about 6 p.m. Saturday night, it was still seen by another employee at a junk at a junkyard. And then the manager of Starz auto sales, they said that it had seen the car multiple times on Saturday,

but it had not seen him anymore on Sunday. So apparently this guy was zipped, zapping, joyriding around. That's according to Dan Peacock, no affiliation with the horrible network that, yeah, we are trying to sell a show to you, but that did ruin WWE. So I have my issues. But he said, he said, I never stopped. I never stopped and looked or anything, but I knew it was kind of unusual. He says, I figured somebody was driving down here to sell it.

We buy a bunch of cars. I figured someone was driving down to sell it and it quit on them or something. Just never dawned on me that something like that went on. I mean, this is why these types of things can only happen in Mississippi. That's why Mississippi is it's still a place of unabashed freedom. Is it not unlike Australia, you would say that you'd say that I would say that. Mississippi, the reading levels are low. Who needs to read their audiovisual learners?

Oh, my God, you West Coast elitist. Oh, I am also an audiovisual learner, but this is not one of those moments. It expresses the wisdom of Mississippians. He saw the car zooming back and forth. And then he's like, we get a lot of drunk cars. The car would just be left on the side of the road. That, yes, I mean, I guess it's Mississippi. It's just as it doesn't matter because all negated because there was a nude corpse in it.

Well, according to all the story, all of this is thrown out. All of these theories are dumb because of this. According to Mr. Peacock, perhaps related to Mrs. Peacock from Clue, he said, I wish I would have looked into it further. I might have been able to help them a little bit. It's almost like I didn't want to. You know, it's almost like, in a way, I just was comfortable with not investigating it. You know how the horse stays focused?

Blinders. Blinders. Blinders. So he says, because he didn't look into it, he says, but I just never stopped and looked at it. If I had stopped and looked at it, I would have probably tripped. I would have probably flipped out if I would have stopped and seen something like that. So anyway, they go on to say, we do know they do know that the victim was alive at 9 p.m. on Friday night because he was seen on a home surveillance video camera again.

Was it his car? Just driving. Yes, it was his car. No, he got shot. He died. Something happened. They poisoned him. They're going to have to do a full autopsy on that body.

They will. The autopsy has not been done yet, but they said there was no signs of obvious trauma. And obviously now the next step is to figure out how this man got naked, went into his trunk and died for multiple days. Also, to your point, Henry, you are correct. Usually, if people see, well, that's not necessarily true. There could be corpses in every single car that I pass on Chandler Avenue. I assume there is.

There could be. Because the cars don't move. So I can't, you know, I would assume no, but it's possible. I just find it interesting that I guess this guy, if he did do this all on his own, it's like the Jamie Kennedy of Suicides where it's all about like it's pranks, but it has a message. Like, what is he trying to do? What was that? What was the Jamie Kennedy message?

Exactly. Just how much we all loved him. It was him stressing how much America could like him. Oh my God. The only thing I remember about Jamie Kennedy and I'm not throwing dirt on anybody. No, I'm buying which I like. But he did a documentary where he went and he confronted his internet trolls. But the thing is, the internet troll was literally just so he just called him not funny and then

the internet troll was like, yeah, man, I just don't think you're very funny. And then he is to Jamie's face and the whole thing was brutal. And I was like, oh, sometimes. Sometimes the troll has a point. Yeah, sometimes. And you know, it's okay if somebody just doesn't like you. People just like me every day. Humor is very subjective.

You might think we're the two least funny human beings on earth, which is technically inaccurate, but who cares? Who cares? Fernando, our beloved employee, doesn't like Chris Farley. He doesn't like Chris Farley, but you know who he does like. And we'll talk about this on Abling and Stop At. Samantha B. Wow.

So again. See? And I'm looking at Fernando right now. He's shaking his head. He's upset that we brought that up. And Fernando, I officially apologize. I am just saying. Because he doesn't have a microphone to re-buff anything.

But those are two facts. Those are two facts. But it's fine though, but it shows, again, comedy is subjective. Subjective. All right. Well, one thing that is not subjective is that man is certainly dead. And we'll maybe follow up. Well, we'll probably we'll never hear from that story again.

I probably not because I don't know. But I mean, I am interested to see how it plays out because I want to see how he died because I don't know how he doesn't get into that trunk without foul play. We have an update that I just want to talk about real quick. Jonah Barrett Lesko, that was he was made news first. He guess he had sexual intercourse with a horse. We talked about this and he was arrested for this several weeks ago. This is the time that you choose to be the most conservative in your linguistics when

it comes to talking about sex. Allegedly. Sexual intercourse with the horse. You say fucking get your poker in like you say a lot of other terms for sex. But in this case. He had an intimate encounter with a farm based feline. I forget what the name of a cow was an equine. An equine.

I forgot what you say that about a horse. Equestrian. Equestrian of a horse. Yes. He's a horse fucker. Yes. There you go. He worked on a 26 minute chase before his sentencing.

He broke away from the cops for 26 minutes. Which is always funny. He jumped into a river. I just they have the photos of him. He looks on his face and just like please. Please just let me go. Please I gotta go man. You know it's bad for me man.

Because they just saw him running. Apparently law enforcement first learned of this escape. This is from the Durango Herald. At 1.25 p.m. when someone reported seeing a man in a jail issue jumpsuit. In a male issue jumpsuit running near office depot. Oh. Oh my goodness. It's an office depot.

A similar color. That similar orange color. He could have just taken off the top. Blended in. Blended right into the office depot people. He could have worked in the uh he could have worked in the flower section for years. You'd be really surprised how little attention you can get inside of an office depot if you just go by the computer tables that they have in there for like furniture from 1997.

That you'd go and sit at right and just be like oh this is a good one. Good for the family. Yeah. But yeah what they saw is that he removed the jumpsuit and they said apparently that's where he was really starting to get attention. Because apparently a man running in whitey tighties next to a river. Uh Sam's to really call a lot of attention. He's got a bit of a swoopy haircut.

You can see right here. He does. He does. And they saw him running around the river. I guess trying to. I guess you'd swim to freedom. According to uh this picture it's not a very deep river. He is definitely in his tidy whiteies there.

I mean they were sort of your boxer briefs. He does have very nice long hair. Actually kind of looks like a horse's mane. It does. Interestingly enough he was in the Animas River. So that's sort of one L away from what he liked to fuck which is animals. Animals. And I think that he really thought he was going to be able to get away because he stripped

down. I have to give this cop some credit because the cop that's in the river that's about to tackle him and probably beat the living shit out of him. Fully clothed. Still has his utility belt on. He did not take off anything. No he technically did his job and he would have drowned. And so this is the thing is that they said apparently the biggest crime he was up for

was the felony burglary and possession of burglary tools because he had to break in to the pen to fuck the horse. Wait a second. So hold on a second. Wait, wait. The initial crime is because essentially from what it's sounding here he just molested the horse. What does that mean?

That's a misdemeanor. Holy shit. Okay wait. It sounds like when they saw him there are levels of horse fuckers. First base. Second base. And third base of bestiality. And apparently the way he was found I guess this is because we didn't get a lot of details

of how he was found because they said that he was discovered at night having quote-unquote sexual intercourse with this horse. But I find it interesting what the way they described it because you know how like nowadays they were like we always thought like you know going all the way hitting home run was sex right? Now we really talk about how like you know mutual masturbation or oral sex like that also counts as sex. So these now they're saying that I think he was touching a horse's dick in a field.

And that's just a misdemeanor man. You can only get probation for that and that's what they said here what the cop that arrested him. You know even his initial crimes of molesting a horse was a misdemeanor and those would have just been a summons and release. So you know we know who these people are and we need to have the tools in order to keep them off the street to ensure community safety as a whole. So even when he was in custody so he just jumped over a fence and he made a run for it.

Yeah okay well I guess you just get a don't fuck any more horses and get out of here. I guess it's more like or it's the other way and then like you're lucky you didn't penetrate that horse. These horses need like thankfully you just touched a stick. They need like a nay two moment and they need to be like stop fucking us. Or they need to be able to tell us that they like it. As we have seen from the movie Zoo it could be a horse's ultimate revenge as well. So according to Durango police chief Bob Brammer he just happened to be driving around the

area. That's when he noticed Barrett Lesko that's the man's last name. That's when he noticed him running all around the river in his boxer shorts and he says that's really what attracted my attention to him because you know you don't see half naked people running through their woods running through the woods in their boxer shorts. Not all the time. Not all the time. And then of course they ran through the river a couple of times and then out of the middle

of the river they had enough officers there that finally surrounded him. So this was a scene. I'm glad they did it. I'm glad we got him. A 26 minute scene out of Looney Tunes but if like somebody like Cops all like that's also I do. The only thing I appreciate him is that he got cops all wet. That is kind of hard.

That's a long day. If you go back and get all your uniforms get to go back. Get a new uniform and do all of this shit because when it comes down to it you can't just be this isn't a Chippendales calendar. No. And I would say the jail itself is kind of funny here because the jail didn't really know that this dude escaped until staff members discovered inmate Jonah Barrett Lesko was missing from the rec yard area.

And according to the release that was when they're like oh no I think we lost the horse fucker and if you're a prison if you're a jail and you have to go and you're a jail garden you have to go to your warden and you say warden I am so sorry but we need to have a community alert because the horse fucker is out. The horse fucker is free. It's been like who'd you let out? Who'd you let out? How'd you how'd you let horse fucker out again?

How did you do that? We were in a way of the horse fucker's need for freedom. But honestly when it came down to it we should have because of his admiration for the free horses and the stallions he might have viewed himself as a stallion. He may have. He may have a huge ding. Maybe he was just eating. No you see that you can see it.

Look at the picture it's actually kind of I actually don't know how he fucks a horse with such a tiny dick. Maybe it's because the river's cold. Yeah I think the river's cold. That's given a little bit of credit. I mean we're not because he's a horse fucker but. Can I float this? What if in a way?

Alright so if he's just arrested for molesting a horse right we're here again. Is it a crime? Yes. To do kind of lingus on a horse. Yeah I'm just saying it's just like of all of the things you could do like you could start a twitch stream. I'm not saying any other yes. You could go to community college.

You could so many ways to do many different things you could become a puzzle person. Sure. Look what that did. But the idea of like you go out there and be like man oh man I gotta go down on a horse tonight. Well technically horses are so tall you go up on them. So according to speaking of downs according to sheriff's office lieutenant Pat Downs he said that Barrett Lesko he was always in the rec yard.

Ooh Pat Downs that's like a fun little friskin like pun for him. Yeah Pat Downs that's a great fucking boy to Henry. That's funny because he's Pat Downs people. Yeah he's a bastard. He said well he can be. He said there's a video of him going up a wall and then using his feet on one side and back on the other side it appears he got out of a small hole in the upper fenced in area of the old rec yard.

Much like Billy the Kid that's what I was thinking. And they say it's been quite some time since there's been since there's been an escape from La Plata County Jail but you know I mean again as we've talked about when it comes to Billy the Kid the fact he got out I don't think he should be charged with escape. They were the ones who didn't fucking fix the hole. Yeah also you know he really wanted to get out. He didn't want to be guilty for fucking the horse I feel like maybe it was a dalliance that had gone too far and that he might have regretted some of his actions the previous

time and maybe he really needs to think about what makes him ejaculate and really sit and evaluate because he was probably very concerned about the charges of bestiality and what it would do for his employment future. I feel like it might affect his standing. It might affect his CV and like oh I see a gap in your work here what was that oh that's when I was in jail for not even fucking a horse eating it's pussy. Oh my goodness okay so he was released on bond but arrested again on suspicion of several burglaries including stealing six bicycles with totals with which totals $13,000 and

he also fucking asshole he also fucking asshole now I'm mad he also now that's a crime I fucking hate that makes me mad mm-hmm he also broke into some parked cars and shop shop lifted from stores which reminds me when I was walking in okc a surprisingly strange little downtown area as well it was just a fella a big fella pushing a bicycle saying another day another day but it was like 1 30 in the morning he obviously just stole that bike and he was going to go sell it it looked like a really piece of piece of junk but I'm sure he could get something for it okay he's a beautiful place to to to maybe not go so he pleaded guilty August 13th to felony burglary and possession of burglary tools as Henry said

but again it really is mostly about the horse fucking well you know that's just I think it's really would gets the headlines yeah I also in kind of a good news just to wrap it up here Brammer again that was one of the arresting officers he says my uniform it my uniform is clean I just ran it through the washing machine and so it's good to go yeah I was discerned yep he's so fucking concerned mm-hmm he said I don't know if my boots will dry by then but we'll see all right well yeah yeah yeah well we got a couple of choice stories here that we could go with one thing that I will briefly talk about the one thing I want to briefly touch upon is the story of Anjali oh my goodness this woman formerly known the

artist formerly known as Angelia Schultz now Anjali she went to YouTube itself straight to the horse's mouth to make sure that we know that this woman used to who actually received the most democratic votes for the when she ran in 2014 as the South South Dakota Secretary of State oh no that you could run for 30% of the vote she got good for her South Dakota okay she's a former intelligent officer which makes a quite a bit of sense of why she's doing what she's doing God knows and she's got some undisclosed illness that has left her wheelchair bound which some people doubt on the internet really says the only way to prove it you got to go with the naked gun method you got to grab them who is you go out of

this chair get out of this chair and if she even comes close to taking one step we know she's a liar yeah this one is no way a liar because she says that she went through a tunnel after she met two people I believe their name was it was like Wallace and Trish Walter Trish those are alien names no no but they were alien affiliated she said she met a couple at a coffee shop in so Southern California okay Anjali she got this name from the aliens they gave her a name now Wallace and Trish again I don't remember their names it's either Walter or Wallace someone it's this couple this unknown couple and she met at a coffee shop they said they had successfully mined a tunnel into an alien underground base in

the Mojave Desert and so she said sure I'll go and on January 21st 2018 Marcus's birthday oh no kidding he went out there and she said she met a Nordic alien and a gray that she says is not organic in a way that we could possibly understand and so the Nordic was alabaster skin was so incredible you could help but want to touch and stroke stroke it she wouldn't have to stroke and how wonderful it is she was then led into do we know that she didn't find these guys off of like meatballs.com like a dating site where I know she in the Mojave Desert I know you want you want a gray and a tall white okay we got to she definitely went on cacti date where she just met it's a desert dweller dating based app it's honestly

it's incredible you meet all sorts of drifters it's actually how most of the insurrection was planned the desert is dry but the pussies are what and so she says she also met an eight foot tall lavender praying mantis in this office and basically what they said is they gave her a new name okay you can look at all of her shit she actually I was on reddit as her username is space between us you should look at this you should watch her self self regulated press conference I watched all hour and 20 minutes of it she is so brave to come forward with this information it's so difficult for someone to bear but she knows the truth which is that the U.S. government and the aliens have been working together closely but they

were afraid to tell the American people because they were afraid that they're going to ruin that the number one we're difficult to work with sure because we're more like apes right in number two they were skittish and ignorant so the certain parts of intergalactic and interdimensional thought that we simply cannot handle sure and number three we're gross well all of those things do check out is it possible being that she's a retired intelligence officer that this is all lies and misinformation and disinformation because as we talked about yes it's possible what she looks a little bit like a not funny lily time no no she's kind of pretty no she actually um you should check her acting real she did a bit of acting and she has I believe

the internet and I don't mean to be too inappropriate here but I believe the internet says she possesses a set of righteous mommy milkers um that is just display more so not her real I no longer I don't want to hear about breast milk ever again oh wait hold him nearly has managed to take the nectar of life and make it disgusting as he drinks it uh as opposed to his daughter who desperately needs it for clothing yeah yeah keep her thin that's what he said keep her thin for LA for casting oh my god that's disgusting but Anjali she has so much to say and so much to give because she is the bridge between us and the higher beings this woman she's going to help oh yes and she is now helping work out the she's going at a later date come forward with a more clear transmission of what the higher

beings are telling her and the advice that they can give to us for how to help us evolve and a lot of it's got to do with her book what's the book yes it's called the nameless book one by Anjali Asholt's if you look at it and now this is the description of it have you ever felt as if you were meant for something more than your life has become what if everything you thought you knew about who you are and who your family is vanished in an instant faced with options and an unlimited power who would you allow yourself to become this is Satya story okay well yeah this is saying like she's just saying it's allegorical number one okay it is it's 306 pages that's a big book that is a big book of nothing that is a lot of total nonsense to scribble down but she says she is

offering her book for free because she will not be caught in the trap saying that she's trying to build some brand or she's trying to make the just you know try to increase because you know how these stories they always lead to huge money I agree well if you can't handle me at my Mary Ann Williamson then you don't deserve me am I Anjali dare I say Anjali and Anjali can't wait to dispel these secrets but I would say go ahead if you really like to feel like like I don't know you know I like I love watching channelers I love watching all of this kind of stuff she is interesting her crew is a very uh it's it's a fun story well the nice thing is obviously your mother's UFO community is pissed about it though because they feel that it discredits all of the the advances

that we've made which yeah of course absolutely but it's you still have fun with the UFO community it's you're always gonna have those characters that you can't get rid of that you can't get rid of you can't get rid of um all of the fun B team actors you you still have to get rid of grifters grifters are what bring people to the story that's the whole point yeah I think it's kind of fun but also uh I think it does uh the fact that she was a former employee of the DIA whose job was I think the term that I think the word that she used for her job was like informational services which she said like she does this thing she swore again and again we've never used anything domestically this is not a domestic branch of the CIA this was we used specific intelligence

to influence the mind of foreign leaders to help them make decisions we need to help them make decisions that help us that's all they we're helping if the CIA and the DIA they just they help and the they just give and the influence that's all that's it it's not like oh you we should thank them yes threatening somebody with their very livelihood or perhaps their family or exposing them do you remember they outed that person what was that they outed that valerie claim yeah back in the day also uh just a quick top hat plug thanks so much for listening to my interview with John Kerikow he was a CIA um whistleblower who blew the whistle on torture and it was his story when the CIA wants you gone oh it is a scary group of people to be against and I started

listening to that interview and it is really interesting because number one the problem is that as a CIA dude you are a paid trained grifter right so your world is 15 feet deep when you work for the CIA you have to figure out so when you watch him do it so as a person that is then defecting from the CIA it is very interesting because I do believe there are tactics that the CIA have trained him to do are all in there too like of course you do mix truth and fiction you do all of these things to kind of make sure like let's slide around because the stuff I'm saying that is true is stuff that could get me killed well and of course we talk a little later in that interview we talk about how he used some tactics to survive prison um which the CIA although they

did place him in there also provided him the skills to survive because believe it or not prison politics they're a little strange anyway speak I can't fucking even imagine so yeah look up on Jalee's press conference if you're feeling like that also there's new footage of a Loch Ness monster which unfortunately during the QA so it's during the Q&A someone asked us if we could yes and you Mr. Zabrowski and dare I say Mr. Parks disparaged the great Loch Ness monster even though it keeps an entire country afloat I don't disparage fandom of the Loch Ness monster but I believe that we should all like we should let him we should let it go to rest we should let it go but now we got this new footage of the Loch Ness monster you can look it up it's on the it was

that I was looking at the Australian 7 news I'm a man by the name of Richard and Maver he found he threw his like drone footage he found picture of his big old fish he's got a big old fish you know who knows what that is it might be it might just be a big fish but it's it's a big floppy looking fish you know what though I'll take it if it's a big it's still cool it is a big fish I'll be like that's a huge fucking fish and I will be excited our hearts are with the people of Australia by the way my goodness gracious the crackdowns are hard okay well speaking of failed actors as I mentioned a little bit earlier we talked about this I think maybe last episode or two episodes ago haunted houses are scary because of the human

element that's my favorite part I love it when you don't really know who you're in there with like sometimes you find out like it's just a bunch because you know Halloween horror nights it's a lot of professional actors professional that's the crime of the crime but I miss sometimes like you know when my buddies had the Atlanta zombie apocalypse or it'd be a mixture of like normal people and then the couple would be like yeah I was why we pick up some people from the hallway because they don't mind getting shot the nuts with a paintball you know like well that's what you get that's who comes well you mentioned Halloween horror nights that's professional I'm mentioning a haunted house in the Cuyahoga County fairgrounds in Ohio that's where an 11

year old boy he wanted to go have a scary time with his fam was accidentally stabbed so with Halloween coming up we all know that people are going to start going out to these haunted haunted houses this haunted house a promise quote to provide a uniquely terrifying experience did I say it did Karen Bednarski that's the boy's mom they said they were just walking through this this haunted house and apparently it had seven floors of hell which is pretty cool it's called seven floors of hell although it doesn't look like it looks like it's only one floor so I don't know where the seven floors are but there was an actor I think that's just a term because of the seven I think there's seven light levels of how I forget where it was there are

the where the levels of hell are that's from Dante's Inferno oh okay kind of like a burrito themed thing there yeah it's about a dip so there was a 22 year old actor his name was Christopher Pogoleski Pogazowski Pogazowski no there's nine circles of hell I don't know where they get the seven layers of it it's it's Ohio so Christopher Pogaz Pogo Zaleski Pogo Zaleski Pogo Zaleski I don't fit polish hey man hey wait Pogo Zaleski Pogo Zaleski yeah Pogo Zaleski I can say that but Pogo Zaleski Pogo Zaleski he approached the mom and the boy trying to scare them however they didn't know the knife he carried was freaking real you know that he might have had a conversation about this oh like Pogo Zaleski do we really need you have a real knife and he's just like

are we trying to scare people or not we try and do this come out here with the dull knife people tell these kids could know they don't know and it's horrifying so according to Ben Narski again that's the mom of the kid she says he was scraping the knife on the ground and playing around with them and my son said to him I'm not afraid your knife is fake so dare I say the kid ask for it yeah ask for it oh so so once the kid said your knife is fake now this is gonna trigger a polish person because they don't like to be mocked by anyone smaller than them and he said oh yeah you think it's fake and then that's when he started that's when he started poking at the kid's feet so this is what the guy says so the guy's like so the man was like oh yeah it's real trust me

and that's when he started poking at his feet multiple times yeah man he stabbed him oh man police said Pogo Zaleski I didn't get shut down yeah he's been charged with negligent assault a third degree mr manor yeah they did confiscate the knife and they did say using the knife was not a good idea oh come on I'm seeing this fucking cut hey barely cut his toe come on man well he was fine I understand it's a crime I understand Rodney Geffert he's the president of night scream entertainment they own the attraction they have apologized quote non-stop oh also apparently Pogo Zaleski's mother whose knife it belonged to is his mother's knife she's wanted it back he calls it she wants the knife back because he just borrowed it oh wow it's actually

a huge knife and it's very scary they are really thrown him under the bus too according to the head of the park he's basically saying none of our actors use anything like that it is against park policy he got it out without our knowledge all right it's not our fault it's probably true because it's a massive massive real knife according to the head again Rodney Geffert he says it wasn't intentional and he also says kind of defending the actor a little bit air quotes actor because obviously he's not an actor because he really did stab this person so that's different than acting he says the actor stayed by the boy's side the whole time so if you're a boy and you just got stabbed in a haunted house I'm sorry I'm sorry oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry

well yeah that's how like I remember this one time like Jackie and I used to do this like shadow boxing game like in the school I've told the story before it I actually punched her in the face and you know like when you accidentally do that as an older brother so when you hurt your sibling and you go I'm sorry I'm sorry don't cry don't cry don't cry I can see him stabbing the kid in the toe and being like oh I fucked up yeah yeah but you know but apparently they stayed there he said the actor shrimp said that group had a great time but Benarski said that they stayed because she not only wanted to make her son happy after a dramatic experience but she also wanted to make sure no other incidences would surface at the park so they stayed she got stabbed

in the foot and then he continued to be at the place it's a it's a he's a cool kid he is a cool kid yeah everyone he's gonna grow up loving Halloween I hope so I hope this doesn't ruin it for him yeah everyone uh is basically like I'm not sure why he used a real knife and not a rubber not a rubber yeah man it was fucking stupid yeah they said they never had any incidents like it and to their credit and we have to love our Halloween haunts for 21 years 21 years the seven floors of hell has been renowned for its core and it has rated among the wickedest haunted haunted houses in America oh no I want to go yeah it sounds great but you know it definitely does lead you to wonder what the interview process is like I say just a small background check

might uh might be able to help because yeah it's not the biggest cut I've ever seen but again the idea is uh horrifying that the man had a real knife because he could have easily just stabbed it in somebody's guts he's very sad what are you gonna do but they didn't right they didn't no he just he just stabbed his little toe yeah which is uh you know I guess a life lesson for all of us well this is the story this is the story I was alluding to earlier this is the story that was built this is built for us yeah and I want this story has been waiting for us yeah I actually want you to take the lead on this one for sure because um I didn't this to me is like more mystical or magical than UFOs or even I don't know if you've noticed but I was watching the NFL yesterday and dune

is everywhere they led NFL they led it with the uh the fear quote which we have here in the office dune is very kind of mystical they're trying to force it down people's throats and I don't know if it's gonna take I don't know if the football fans are really the ones we need to reach out to here well you never know there's a lot of diversity within the football community it's a wonderful sport it's true so this however is something that I never thought I would ever read and Henry please take the headline of this wonderful daily star article I gladly will man spends two years pooing out of penis and ejaculating semen from his bum I'm just I you know what are you gonna do what are you gonna do this a man ejaculated no I just love this term apparently this man

ejaculated quote unquote a substantial amount of semen from his bum and he passed fecal matters through his penis okay so this is a 33 year old fella now Henry how how did he uh do this um so I didn't think it was possible I don't know so now this 33 year old still hasn't been named he apparently started from it started with his balls got and I'm not even this is again I'm trying not even to even do this in a funny tone because this is just this is science this is and it's medical science and this man has done nothing wrong no other than be shits out of his dick he was just out of his butthole he was just cursed by which now apparently he was suffering testicle pain because his balls kept getting and I'm again this is just science his balls got

swollen with farts right so his balls got swollen with flatulent gas and the it was coming out of his dick right and he was getting high high the nice thing is Henry you can't drown he's gonna floatation device right he does all right no the bloke was this is your british so the bloke he's passing gas in his urine which is called a pneumateria apparently which is also difficult because they said that while he was pissing sometimes as well so his dick would fart and then his dick would shit because he'd also he urinated fecal matter which also got it which is a thing that happens enough that it has a name called fecaloria and then they noticed that he was pissing and and coming out of his butt that like pee and cum uh-huh I guess when he was having

sex this is also true so I mean I just pulled out my headphones just cuz like it's just this funny it's just such a cartoon it's a looted tune thing so he'd be having sex and then when he came it would come out of his butt but okay would he not then also okay so the cum was not shit it was just so I'm thinking here oh he would but if he was into like water sports it would not be water it would just be liquid shit it was liquid shit was coming out of his dick so he would come so if she was like come on my face come on my face then he would sit on he would have to turn around yeah you have to pull out turn around jerk at himself off until finally he would come out of his butt so this man now do we know what kind of life he was able to live because it seems like

this only happened to him when he was 31 and and now he's 33 I would prefer if I just what a day like what a day when all of a sudden you fart you're like but where where did it go and then all you feel your ball bag and your ball base why is it filling up like a like a like a yeah why is it why am I starting out of the tip my dick like I'm some kind of perverse like playboy cartoon who's come to life right and then next thing you know you go and you take a big dump and then you obviously sometimes you do take a look depending on how you know well you think you did and then it's nothing but come it's just got to be a day and then who do you tell do you call your girlfriend or your wife or your parents you can't call your friends because you're just a media like no friend

like I can't be like Henry bro I just need you to come over here I'm coming out of my ass because you'll die laughing like I got a fucking car I got this other text I gotta move I gotta go I actually have a car crash plant in in 15 minutes oh yeah I actually have to commit suicide so tonight sorry so um but so this is how it went down right then when he said they went they found that he had a swollen testicles and a urinary tract infection of course because he had shit coming through his dick right right they found this gas filled structure inside of his balls and basically they said this is the key here so they found a thing called the fistula an abnormal passageway between his urethra and his rectum so the shit and calm were getting switched

up in this canal that had been created accidentally they said they got it fixed right they have now since fixed it but apparently darn near turquoise not spary farm I mean you wish or not scary farm which I want to go to this year I can't wait um so apparently what the where this happened was that he was in a three week coma two years ago following a cocaine and pcp overdose and at this time he was fitted with a catheter and they fucked up the catheter no and poked a hole in his urethra and into the you're into his rectal area yeah oh my god all right well I'm gonna have to say doctors don't do that they also are calling it integrated ejaculation that's the scientific term for it for coming out of your butt okay so yeah the physicians this is according to like

everyone they say the physicians the physician should note other potential risks such as urethral injuries uh this case may not only highlight a rare complication of catheter use but also emphasizes the importance of provider mindfulness when utilizing seemingly benign therapies such as fully catheters so it looks like the fully catheter company they've got some explaining to do they do catheter made me shit out my dick and come out my butt and I'm just gonna need the president to sit down and talk with me as to why that happened you know what is also true I never want the I drink your milkshake like scenario to happen inside of me when someone threads a thing because that's what it kind of feels like it feels like a jealous man jealous jealous of poop

like went through a dick to go steal poop like he was like ah I'll get the poop out the dick that's what I want that's what I want like it's a mad scientist nurse oh my goodness gracious anyway you know hey what are you gonna do I'm when it comes down to it life's hard enough as it is and if you're coming out of your butt the most you can do is smile about it stranger than fiction isn't it isn't life sometimes stranger than fiction it is all right well just lastly here before we get to hear of the week uh be very careful when it comes to these butt lifts do not get a brazilian butt lift unless you are in brazil I guess no just don't get a butt lift you know it's fine your butt's fine or you can do the hard work and do the do the leg stuff or just just squats you'll

find somebody you'll you'll you'll you can go to pancakes.com and you'll find a bunch of people who love a flap but you can do anything with anyone just whatever yeah I'm other than you could fake it I guess but also don't lie about it we like all types of structures everyone likes all types of there's a lid for every pot absolutely there is I'm not sure about the man who comes out of his asshole no I mean he's just he's been cursed he was cursed yeah that really is shrek levels of I feel very bad for him yeah I do too but anyway a mother and a daughter they have been arrested in Encino that's in California because they have led to a woman's death uh after they gave her a botched brazilian butt lift do not do this two women have been arrested after the botched brazilian

butt lift was conducted inside a private Encino home say massive surgery never go to somebody's house house never go to surgery I don't even go to somebody's house to get a haircut no so her name was Carissa Rashpa and she this was her third procedure and this was in October of 2019 she died from acute respiratory failure which is the thing that we hear over and over again there was somebody I believe it was Philadelphia who was giving butt augmentations and breast augmentations and it leads to respiratory failure because of the silicone injections yes so according to the LAPD this cosmetic procedure involved injecting an uncontained liquid silicone substance directly into the buttocks aka ace to make the buttocks look fuller they go on to say the consequences

of injecting uncontained silicone into the body is that it can enter the bloodstream and create embolisms which of course can result in illness and death yes notice that when you see a breast implant it's in a contained package they don't just inject you with random silicone or whatever the whatever the substances they use in there now so it's 51 year old Libby Adame and her daughter Alicia Gomez they have been charged and basically they're being charged with being unlicensed providers and I just think that that's too kind of a term like unlicensed provider you know like this idea of like that's like it's all that legal shit it's like the guy who's saying that he I guess and it's a fucking misdemeanor just a molesta horse no the big mistake was him getting the

officer's pants wet so according to deputy chief Alan Hamilton he said they passed themselves off like they have skill or expertise to do surgeries on human bodies but it is not the case no never just let two people never let an influencer do surgery on you yeah and they took a bunch of people's cash so who knows how many people they say there could be dozens or hundreds of victims there's just a bunch of people with random ass silicone shaking around in their butt and it doesn't just naturally form a perfect curved butt it's probably like all weird and oh just don't do it yeah don't do it yeah because it'll just be bumpy so I don't get any plants that's the thing I just don't understand this is my question to you Henry well you know the sexual norms that

to women are constantly being thrown at them because in the 80s it was no butt big tits no tummy yeah and then in the 80s it kind of got a little bit of both and now it's like no tits huge but whatever just be who you are you're beautiful yes do what you got to be beautiful but my question here is are these people potential serial killers because according to Hamilton that's the detective he says some of these victims may not have just may not have survived these procedures and that's what we're looking into now so if they're injecting dozens of people potentially hundreds of people with silicone in their ass they literally could have multiple piles of but yes they could it's insane it's because they don't care this is we see this time time again like will they eat that one

colt remember that like barely vaguely cold where they guys were all obsessed with the bodybuilders and they mean their balls fucking huge then like got really really big and then they all just like a lot of them died got second died from it I don't know what the hell happens I don't know why people I know that it's body dysmorphia like I know that it's like an actual like I don't know if I guess it is partly it is a mental illness like this idea absolutely something in the in the in the mirror that doesn't exist and like you get caught in this trap thinking that your butt needs to look a certain way but man again most people will just fucking if they like the top or like any of the rest of you they're just going to take the butt that you got and we talk about body

dysmorphia often from the female perspective but I watch a lot of weightlifting documentaries don't so much weight lift myself but it is I like to watch them do it yes but it is body dysmorphia personified because they'll be like oh yes look at this calf I'm such a place like that's it's huge it's huge you're strong I promise you according to Dr. AJ Khalil that's a board certified physician they say I was completely terrified I mean it's a nightmare come true it's unsafe it's illegal and these people are going to have to deal with the consequences they killed a patient as we were talking about when it comes to sexual whatever physical beauty norms apparently in the US Brazilian butt lifts are up 77% over the last few years these women

they all it was pure cash only it's gotta feel weird to sit on yeah though and absolute man I would never fuck with my butt I don't want it all the time I know my butt if I if I am in if I am in pain city structurally stable it has to be if I can't sit what would we do well it's half our life I can't think about it and be like if we lost our our our throats I would rather lose my throat than not be able to sit on my butt so if you know anyone that had this procedure reach out and be like yeah my friend died because they went to go do this and um believe it or not it's not good it's not good no it's not good and they are not heroes of the week they are not heroes of the week all right well let's do hero

of the week before we get to some emails this week's hero obviously people have been devastated from these wildfires as I was driving from Sacramento to LA as a matter of fact I had I had a few hours of sunlight and I must say unbelievably beautiful but we it's fire country and you know it was it was crazy I was talking to my driver about that it is oh yeah no we burst into flames every year it's it's insane a man has delivered and donated RVs to wildlife victims and now 95 families have a place to stay oh RVs I thought you said Arby's and I was like this is the here like oh somebody just got a bunch of Arby's well that may have made the list too although Arby's I think it's kind of a little downhill don't tell them we know also oh my god

don't even get me going they have their you know oh now I am going Arby's we have the bread because have you seen all the roast beef sandwich that they took in advertise bread oh don't even get me going anyway woody faircloth he runs a nonprofit called emergency RV org that pairs folks who are willing to donate their campers to a worthy cause so to date faircloth often with his nine-year-old daughter Luna has delivered 95 motorhomes to California area wildlife victims who otherwise again would be freaking homeless faircloth first got the idea in 2018 he is a Colorado-based father who turned on the news coverage to see a deadly fire that incinerated 153,000 acres and destroyed hundreds of homes that was during Thanksgiving week of 2018 he said I just can't sit here and

let this happen so he started this program and it really is incredible this is what he told Denver seven news he says we were watching some of what's going on out there and talking about what we can do to help and then he says and I told my daughter what the idea was and she was 100 percent on board she said God and Santa Claus would really be proud of us for this so talk about two talking about using two mythical creatures for good God and Santa Claus so faircloth launched a GoFundMe campaign to finance the first RV and it's been going ever since then so it is a wonderful thing as again people are struggling out there and so they really are for the past for the past two months faircloth and Luna have made 40 hour round trips from Denver to Colorado and yeah

they're helping out a lot of people and it's kind of a cute story between a father it is and a daughter all right that's really nice yes he wrote the week indeed well-deserved Mr. Faircloth and your daughter Luna good work now it's time for some listener emails all right now we got some okay do you want more breast milk ones or more cryptid ones because we got some good breast milk ones okay I got some good cryptid ones I'm really excited for them because this one here we do we do one of both as long as it's not a cryptid with breast milk do cryptids have breast milk okay I don't know I'm just yeah I'll just do one of both but I'm gonna read this one first great now now after listening to two weeks of listening to you gentlemen joke about holding

drinking breast milk I feel I'm gonna share with you my personal story okay okay we don't I don't need that not everything needs a defender not every no this is not that necessarily a few years ago after the birth of my second son my wife was having problems with the clogged milk duct after several days of trying to pump it out and trying to massage it out she was desperate she asked me to help I have in me suck it out being a loving husband and wanting my wife's suffering to end I agreed so after a while of massage and sucking I was able to free the blockage and the milk flowed forth as a sweet warm gentle torrent okay well follow though was perhaps the most passionate night of love making we've ever had however what followed was perhaps

the worst night of my life an hour or so after a lump a rumbling began in my stomach this quickly turned into a full-on seismic event in my guts a war began inside me between the microbiology in my guts and the prebiotic and my wife's milk oh for the next 12 hours I literally shit my guts out because my anus prolapsed oh the things that came out of me satan himself would consider a sin I have recovered from this incident but this to this day if I see a lactating breast I get an innocent chubby as well as having my asshole quiver you know that is right it is right leave the milk for the babies hey all right finally I get called correct on something wow well I'm so happy that you helped out your wife and I'm sure it was quite passionate but

there's another story that I wanted to read that I'll just go over quickly which is a woman didn't realize she was taking medication that made her a black tate and so she was having a drunk hook up and something happened and a squirt of milk came out of her tennis they were hooking up and the guy she was with was like no I'm fucking into it and he just started sucking on it and sucking on it all night and drinking this much milk because you gotta roll with it you gotta roll with it I can't uh look good for him good for him here is just a possible single use cryptid we got great single use cryptid emails that I'm going to read again I'm gonna read more of these I'm gonna save these because these are great I was probably around 12 or 13 years old sometime

in the early 2000s I grew up in a farm in the country we had a big bar and a couple 100 feet behind the house on one side of the barn my mom had a vegetable garden and on the other sides were surrounded by tall redwood trees we had two outdoor dogs and my sister and I took turns with the chore of taking the dogs to their dog houses in the barn at night to sleep so one night it was my turn and I looked up the stairs for a little bit on my way to the barn I always loved looking for shooting stars and satellites which were much less common then I saw what I thought was a particularly bright satellite streaking very quickly in a straight line across the sky I was shocked at its speed but then my mind was blown when I saw it pass between the tops of the redwood

trees and out of sight this was like 2001 so there's no drones I stood stunned for a minute and continued walking to the barn to put my dogs to bed as I came out of the barn something moving caught my eye by my mom's vegetable garden I walked closer and saw it clearly a transparent jiggling cube oh it was about a foot tall at a foot wide right and jiggling like it was at a Bill Cosby Jello commercial right interesting and as I got old as I got closer kind of stretched and jiggled in my direction it filled me with so much fear that I ran screaming back to the house I made the horrible mistake of telling my brother and sister what I saw but of course they just laughed at me they refused to go look at the jelly blob because survivor was starting and this was before

DVRs and I was too scared to look at it again when I tried and successfully to push it out of my my my fucking memory right I've had many cryptid archive read many cryptid accounts but I've never seen another account of someone seeing a jelly monster blob thing now that is interesting I do feel that we talked about that right yes would be that is very similar to the weird hairy cubes that John Tenney talked about that was reported in quarantine in uh Detroit in Detroit but I think that this is the type of shit this is what you'd call like a probably it might not be an intelligent creature it might be like some form of plasma or some shit like it might be like a type of thing that we just don't know what the hell it is but I'm saying that most people aren't crazy when they

see these weird anomalous things we got several people who wrote emails about like weird ass fuck things that they are like I saw it it was in front of me was it weird yes but I don't know maybe you're just seeing like what we talked about like in the goblin universe concept the ghost of a creature something that slipped through time I'm still thinking that thing slipped through time bro because fucking I keep slipping through time man and something called sleeping yes indeed black out drunk is what that is referred to it was really nice according to a an old an old-timey day to tell me well thank you so much for those fantastic emails and thank you all so much for listening we can't wait to see you on the road again come to LA come see your show in halloween

it's gonna be so good the halloween forever cemetery we're gonna have so much fucking fun we can't wait um also check out spring hill jack coffee our beautiful mothman blend it's out there go get it so delicious crack that whip on alex make them make it work well and also live your life every day like man I just got to get across this stream and I won't be a horsefucker if you have that inspiration right you can do anything you're knowing that if I just do this I won't be labeled forever as a horsefucker even if you are because then you know because the problem is once you're a horsefucker it's hard to laugh because every time you laugh everyone's gonna be like oh you think that's funny horsefucker every single time yeah and you gotta love your freedom and that's why when

you know this keep your freedom in mind every time you think oh I should get a bunch of burglary tools to break into a pen to go like eat a horse's pussy for some reason sure you should just I don't know I think that you should take it out on some form of doll yeah well that's one strategy all right everyone well thank you all so much for listening hope you're doing well out there hail yourselves hail safety magustalations hail me motherfucker all right this show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors you can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcastnetwork.com