Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Good Karma

Episode Date: May 23, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: KFC covers up the truth, Dan Aykroyd, UFO fan letters, and MORE. TRIPLE L.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side story Man, I've been watching a lot of Chernobyl. Oh, what happened there? Is it good? Is the show good? It is a um, it's a big ol' whoopsy. What do you mean? What happened over there? Um, a lot of people fucked up in Soviet Union in their ways they tried to protect the rest of the world from their failure Thank you. It seems to be and a lot of innocent people died, but man radioactive fucking poison is legit Yeah, bro. It sounds absolutely horrifying and I think your teeth don't you're everything just slowly falls out your nails fall out You just die slowly I want to be the first killed in the blast because you better be the best way to go

That is the only like normal way to go because the rest of you just turn into soup Essentially it breaks down your cellular forms So you just start weeping your skin starts falling apart you blister and they said the worst part and I was reading to this afterwards The worst part is that you get the birth the surface burns, right? As soon as you first get the lethal dose of radiation poisoning and then your body normalizes Right a day. So there's like a day where you think that maybe you're like, okay Like maybe you will be like you you sort of feel fine. Okay, then your organs just start falling apart From the inside. They say your bone marrow dies

Oh, your bone marrow dies your veins inside of your body split open That's not just become a bag of blood to the point where they can't even give you anything for the pain Blood that would need to take if they have veins to take the drug to where you like they would just have to sprinkle you with it Because now that's where your blood is your blood is you're just a whole of your own blood Yeah, it's never good when you're getting medication the same way that you put little sugar Little little sugar cylinders on ice cream. What are those things called? What are you talking about sugar? sugar cylinders I know also like James Harden in that state farm commercial you leave a shadow on the wall and

So everyone will know the exact position you are in Right before the bomb explodes or as the bomb is exploding, which is very nice They took their fucking cute little commercial should try to teach you people a lesson about radioactive activity what it does to the human body Where as a matter of fact, it's actually very serious And if you watch Chernobyl Wow a lot of people crying this is where you're drawing the line Oh, you know also the one thing my one thing about the Chernobyl show that I will get like I might the shit I will give it is that it has way too many people Altruistically being like it's like no no don't touch them. They're radioactive and someone always turns to the nurse being like well

You're touching them so I can touch them and so they go up there and like oh They're always wiping the gunk off of these people Well, that should be the name of your first comedy special don't touch the gunk it will be who wants it Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing? This is side stories. I am Benjamin Grant kissle BGK Along with Henry Thomas Zabrowski HTC What you doing? Who's I got I want to get more monogram things. Oh, yeah I got a monogram bathrobe from way back in the day and it does make you feel like King Ralph Remember that John Goodman movie you just feel something about monograms where you're just like if it's yours

It's mine now. Yeah, if someone else wears it. It's officially impostery and they go to jail absolutely I think I think that should happen if that shouldn't be illegal precedent. I was working with Marty on a Wolf of Wall Street You remember Marty you ever meet Marty well now now the name Marty is associated Associated with that horrible robot. So you're talking Martin Scorsese Which by the way his job can never be taken by a robot unless of course it is one day and it's totally possible He's getting older. Yeah, so eventually. I mean the eye does fade but he All of his clothes are monogrammed really like every suit he has an MS belt He has a belt that says MS. He's a little MS on his jeans. He wears nothing but Armani denim

Maybe it's just a wreck. Maybe it's just a reminder of a horrible diagnosis. He got from the doctor Multiple it's his initials. Ah, it's his initials. Yeah. Yeah, it's his initials dictators and directors It's dictators and directors that demand everything be monogrammed because their power hungry maniacs because fun to do I want to I want to get it for myself So you go to make sure you know your identity but Martin But mr. Scorsese he also did a thing when I did ADR with him He didn't want to go like the ADR studio was like only like three or four blocks from his home But he didn't want to leave so he did it from his home and from within his house

I saw the little bit of his living room. He wears gold satin pajamas. Oh my god It's always nice to go to bed feeling like you're a Werther's original Absolutely, all right. Well, we got some funds. Well, no fun is not the right word It's interesting stories and we also had a lot of really cool emails sent into side stories LP otl at gmail.com So keep those coming and we'll read a few a few of those emails a little bit later on in the episode Also, just a small note when it comes to shooting the emails No need to first of all, thank you so much for all the love like we love so much It's insane how many people send us 90s nice emails nice notes would you I will always take I need validation

But when you when you send an email to be read, we're gonna read him So just put a little paragraph so we can cool so we can really chunk it out Yeah, just so our brains can be like no, I digested that relatively fast and now we can share it with the world So thank you all so much for emailing so we'll get a couple of of listener emails in just a little bit But let's start with our first story here. I want to do a rebuttal. Oh, you want me? That's right. We have a rebuttal. I I nearly forgot. Okay. Now. This is this has been something that Henry I know you've been stewing on all week. I want to thank everyone that we saw in Kansas City Denver and Salt Lake City It was incredible the one also can't wait for Vancouver

Can't wait for King over you got to get these tickets, please come out in Vancouver I know it's close to Seattle, but just if you're in the Vancouver area come and see us hang out with us We cannot wait to see you kissle kissle will give you a little kiss if you come to Vancouver If you buy a VIP ticket, this is a guarantee If you get a VIP ticket, this is true Ben kissle will kiss each person that gets a VIP ticket to the Vancouver show You are literally pimping out the tallest person on the pie. You're just you're you're doing that to me I'm here. Listen. It's a VIP ticket. Yes, but for $300 he'll go around the world You get to full package. All right, he's gonna do the double down

He's gonna do a double down. That's what we call it and on my menu. Oh my my working girls Well speaking of double downs this rebuttal has KFC in the crosshairs We've got a little rebuttal to make against KFC's rebuttal about our story Okay, so last week our here of the week, right? Was a young man from who went to a South African KFC who pretended to be an official Yes from KFC officials or whatever the headquarters He showed up in a limo and he'd flash a badge and he'd go in and get free chicken, right now it has been said

That it is a hoax. It's been said But I want to I wouldn't really talk about it for a hot second. Okay, because Okay, the story comes out. It was it was originally reported by a newspaper called Daily Active Kenya Okay, we're reported in May 13th the 27 year old college student from Durban had tricked KFC restaurants into giving him food He would allegedly pull up to the restaurants at a limousine right flash a card Designating him from the head office and asked a sample food for quality control now the outlet is also claimed that the student hadn't been arrested But not being before but eventually but like but many people on Twitter and us called him a legend We said this guy was fucking hero. Yep

Then KFC South Africa issued a tweet saying which is very interesting I like their little cute fucking response Okay, which is it would be legendary if only it were true Whoa, they said right KFC South Africa the official tweet was fake as as good as this story gets as Legendary as it would be we can confirm that this is false We haven't kept the secrets or stress to be secret for this long only to be duped by a student winky face Oh, oh, I Think what we're seeing here. Okay. It's classic cover-up behavior really little in the situation

Uh-huh acting as if you're on their side and you wish it were true Oh, you wish KFC, which is they were true because oh wouldn't that be quote-unquote epic AF Isn't that what the kids are saying wouldn't that be lit Bible? Oh, yeah I can see they're they got the 45 year old man They're dressed in a little teen shirt with his fucking little baby shorts on acting like a little girl I know what he's trying to do. I know he's trying to fucking say the social media Officers, did you go to fucking boot camp to be social media officer there? I see South Africa. Well, so very interesting in Henry. I think I think they're lying

I think they're trying to cover up how easy it is to Insinuate yourself into the back offices of the KFC They want to act like a KFC that each KFC no matter where it is is like the fucking Pentagon Well, I tell you what I don't think so because I could show up in a Colonel Sanders outfit at least get 10 to 12 chefs and customers at a restaurant to sit on my knee and take pictures with me before anybody realized I'm just some kind of Southern pervert Right. Well, they might think you're Daryl Hammond who was the Colonel for a little while

So, you know, I know maybe for the sake of better radio I should say point counterpoint, but I'm just gonna do this. I agree wholeheartedly with you Henry I think they KFC realized they have a huge security breach. This is embarrassing. It's a big-time blemish This is like when that one it's it's a blemish It's like when that one dude ran into the White House and security in the Secret Service It was just like what yeah, I think that KFC realized there's a massive blind spot in hiding their secrets And the word is now out if you want to dupe KFC employees It's just as easy as flashing a lanyard

Having confidence going back to where they're making the sandwiches and asking for a taste test But now we now we got a shift. So now what I'd say you'd have to even go as far as to get a full degree from the KFC Chicken School, and I don't know if it's even have that I'm they they probably do actually I'm gonna look that up I know we have a listener. I want to find a listener who has the the moral strength To go through KFC chicken school. They go to their wing university. I don't want you to go through the system I want you to come out the other end and be our mole and find out number one What's that secret recipe all right cuz now the game's on KFC the game's on because if you all you're so you're worried about your Precious recipe being stolen. Oh

You you're like a sieve and we're like a bunch of wet spaghetti It's gonna slide in there. We're setting our army. We're setting our army KFC wet spaghetti stick. Isn't that the whole point? Yeah, anyway, the only thing that I was able to fight on KFC when it comes to KFC University This is really a disgusting story I'm just gonna read the headline KFC offers college tuition money for a baby that was named Colonel Sanders, so this poor kid has to go through life named Colonel Sanders Maybe we should have more affordable education in this country So we don't have to prostitute our child so be like I'm gonna name my child Wendy Wendy Thomas

We'll go. How are you so dedicated to KFC? I don't know you would give your child the name Colonel Sanders and again, I'm gonna imagine the history of the real Colonel Sanders might have been a might Problematic, I think that's the term. Oh, yeah. No, he likes the Robert E. Lee statue in South Carolina because of history history It's heritage buddy. I'm out of celebrating how they lost I know I of course that we always build monuments to the losers. That's how it works All right. Well, there you go our rebuttal against the but a rebuttal by KFC I don't trust him one bit and that's why Henry will always be a Popeyes guy. I'm Popeyes guy. I know it

I know it. I still will eat KFC though. You're very brave hashtag I Am a whore for chicken. I know what you are. No, I know what you're up to Okay, well, do you want to do this a story about this college professor speaking of education? Yes? This is a cool story. This is a little bit so the headline here is one of the strangest cases a dead professor a hot tub and A suicide baffle please so evidently it was the pre-dawn hours of Sunday morning They pulled up to this long driveway that led to a cabin surrounded by pines. This was in millageville village

What that it's? M-i-l-l-e-d-g-e-v-i-l-l-e millageville Millageville millageville very bizarre. Okay, so something was run the cops like something's crazy here three folks a beloved university Georgia entomology professor a retired psychologist turned yoga studio owner, which I love that turn in life to be like I'm a Psychologist, you know what let's go the yoga route. I think that's honestly that is you go straight to small business owner And if you really like yoga, I mean I when I the hot second I was doing yoga I could see how you get it to it as a lifestyle because it's fun. It makes it feel stretchy

Absolutely and a car salesman so this is straight out of like a Tarantino movie a professor a yoga studio owner and a car salesman All get together And of course the car salesman recently quit his job They were gathered near a swimming pool all three of them were nude have a little fun The the professor marine Shockley she was 43 was dead and the two men were Apparently trying to revive her with CPR so the cops were all on this scene. I love this cop statement I love this cop statement. Yes, and insincy they say they see two naked men trying to resuscitate a naked woman So if you're a cop, you're like, I'm gonna put my detective cap on now

I love this. I love this quote now I don't know how to explain this to people or not in our business But when we first arrived at the crime scene there was just something about it. That was not right Was it the no clothes and then resuscitating a woman who was dead and it was just sort of a bizarre Different kind of case. I see so it could it when you think when you didn't think it could get even stranger The cops were waiting to interview this guy Clark Handel. He was the former psychologist. No, so this is insane So he's waiting to be interviewed. Yes, Clark. I know it's waiting to be interviewed Waiting to be interviewed this guy that does the yoga studio. So you should technically be like chill

Super chill super like doing your downward dog. He was not chill. He ended up committing suicide Immediately before the cops could interview him. So now we have two bodies. This is like obviously It's not comical at all. But doesn't it it's sort of reading like Like four rooms. You remember that it does feel like a call it feels like a corn brothers movie It feels like a brother's movie. Yeah, so they but they were like they that wasn't even the guy They were really looking at right we're looking at Marcus Lillard the other guy who was dating Shockley But he hasn't admitted to playing a role in her death, but now he's facing murder charges Okay, so though the 69 year old owned the home in central Georgia where the professor was found dead

Officials have said that his suicide is not an indication of guilt instead They pointed as mark as Henry said to Marcus Lillard who was 41 So I got to say this this 69 year old who owns this who owns the house and owns the yoga studio He's hanging out with some pretty young cats 41 and 43. He must be a pretty hip dude I mean, honestly, he's it sounds like he's very much shown shape. This is it is very this is a very confusing case because they called basically making a big show saying that they believed that The professor that Marianne Shockley had drowned But when they arrived they found that she was suffering from a head wound

Hmm, and they believed that she had been dead for much longer than what they had posited so I'm assuming that we had some drugs at play here the name of this yoga studio was good karma interestingly enough and So the woman who passed away the professor she Ran a educational summer program affectionately known as bug camp and her family wrote that in her obituary Apparently she was deeply passionate about insects and all these kinds of things and she would treat her students in campers to Chex mix and featured roasted mealworms or rice crispy treats made with freeze-dried Crickets, so my thing here is she knows how to survive She's an outdoorsy type person. This must have been like a full-on

Assault you'll see this that we don't really know what's happening here. So apparently Lillard who identified himself as Shockley's boyfriend He said that he had gone out to the woods for about 15 minutes to gather firewood. Okay when he returned He said he had found her passed out in the hot tub now according to an incident report He claimed that he had pulled her out of the tub But fell down while he was carrying her and he said that's how she got the head injury because he slipped in the tile and fucking Smacked her head against the ground the hindal the other guy He seemed to

Co-operate the story claiming that he had been swimming at the far end of the pool while Lillard was busy gathering firewood as soon as his friend Pointed out that Shockley was unresponsive Which he maybe could have known but we don't know anything about it. They pulled her out and they tried to perform soup y'all on her They said that she was still breathing faintly They had chosen to wait 45 minutes before calling for help But the deputies say that the firewood story doesn't make any sense right rain heavily that day And there was no chance that sodden twigs and branches on the forest floor would have been capable of catching a spark interesting they also say the professor was bleeding heavily from the head injury and

EMTs got the sense that she had been dead for longer than they had been told to deputies Something seemed odd about the way the two men who had been friends for several several years were behaving So yeah, the hot tub story doesn't really seem to make a lot of sense if there's a bunch of this is really interesting There's a bunch of weird shit because that wasn't even that there was also there was already a large pile of firewood near the pool And so the deputies they separated the dudes They put Lillard in a patrol car Heindl still but he was waiting in the front porch They went to go interview Lillard and they heard a shotgun blast from inside the house Yep

So the deputies knocked on the house's front door and called out for handle just then he heard a shotgun blast go off inside the house And that's when he found handle dead of a self-inflicted gunshot to the head This is according to the family. They say we view this as a terrible incident We are very sorry for his family Officials don't believe that handle played any role in Shockley's death the Athens banner Herald reported quote This is pure speculation on my part But maybe he was embarrassed that this happened at his house Is that possible that he would just be this this story is really really crazy?

Or maybe he was just like so racked with guilt So was he racked with guilt because somebody died at his house or was he racked with guilt because he murdered someone and realized He was about to go take the fall for it and that well Normal situation here for this man to off himself. I think that he might have done it and be I think Embarrassment is actually a huge deal. I think that he realized what was gonna happen here. Maybe he did know the truth Uh-huh. It seems that there could have been some sort of horrible accident Um, they don't know what's happened. I don't know if there was even murder because they all knew each other, right? Lillard and Heindl had been friends for three or four years

And Shockley and Lillard were dating for only a couple of months now Two hours before Heindl called 911. So they waited for two hours, right? Okay? Lillard had been texting and calling friends asking how to get somebody back to life Okay, but they also allegedly queried his friends about whether they knew CPR and beg for help Okay, I will say Henry if you send me a text how to get somebody back to life I'm just gonna say you got a you got a muddle a bunch of stuff Whatever you have in your house muddle together and see if that works and if not buddy, you got to get out of there You got a run. I mean you just got to leave. Yay. I think that that's pretty much number one

Uh, like I don't I'm not gonna say I'd help you cover up a crime, but I definitely just say like Stop texting me That is the first thing it's called leaving a bit of an e-paper trail So you're doing a paper trail here. Please stop it. Please stop. It is always so funny that people like Casey Anthony If they would have just looked at the right frickin account. What was it the firefly account? I believe that she was a matter. She got off with it. So it even matters. Whatever she did was correct But she definitely searched the exact things you wanted to do to her poor child So in his obituary the retired psychologist, that's the man who committed suicide

He used to count he used they say he helped countless people with their quote private demons And he would actually go and be a therapist at Georgia's prisons and later his private clinical practice said quote the loss of a friend on His watch was a burden too great to bear. So he said this friend died on my watch I have got to commit suicide. I don't know that just seems like Again seems like a lot a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Although in this case I do understand we're dealing with some pretty heavy stuff here But how what a bizarre bizarre story and of course Henry mentioned the body the woman was dead for two hours They lied and said 45 minutes. Do you think you just lie because you're so?

Over your head. You're just so in shock that you're like I better we better make it seem as good as possible because it's pretty bad It looks pretty bad at this point. I think that yeah, I you know, obviously my opinion when you panic There's a part of you for a hot second that says this isn't real, right? This is all gonna be okay It's like you've ever seen somebody really really really get hurt. I remember when Lexi our friend accidentally fell down the stairs And it's like this thing where you watch it's just like slow motion It is like they're also gonna mow thing being like oh shit Is this a person gonna be really really hurt like right that pause you ever like you've ever really got hurt And then like but right before it like there's that feeling of being like maybe I'm cool

Maybe I'm okay, and then you're like oh no, I'm like jacked up, right? I'm like I'm like fucked up I think that there is that hover point where you're like maybe this is maybe should be cool You can go like wake up wake up, you know And then that doesn't happen and then you think hey, we're all smart enough we could figure our way around this This was some sort of accident sure maybe that's what we'll do because I don't think that it's straight up just like bashed her head in It sounds like she the other dude wasn't paying attention and was in the pool like the guy was like the other guy was doing something Maybe that maybe they could have been just been having sex with each other

Could everyone was like they didn't want to talk about it and maybe she fell and hit her head and fell in the water I don't know it is extremely possible. Obviously they were all nude So I mean you can definitely go skinny dipping as well But maybe they were swinging a little bit having a good time and maybe that was why the professor felt so much embarrassment I or the therapist rather I don't know either way the sheriff have said it's the strangest case they have ever worked and Yeah, what a crazy crazy story indeed And if you've ever been involved as Henry was talking about if you've ever been involved in a car accident That is your first read you get hit and then you just kind of pat your body and then you're just like okay

What what's happening like I'm not dead cool. Am I okay? I don't know you're like pausing and waiting because it's because it's trauma You're even if you're doing the crime and they talk about even serial killers talk about the idea that in many ways Murderers are also traveling around there with their own PTSD from what they've done like yeah You you do it and there's a point in time where you kind of sit there is a non-reality Window I think and then it slowly begins to seep in what you've done unless you've jazzed your pants And once you once you've given yourself a squirt you're probably I mean that's when you're the thinking's pretty clear normally Yeah, of course. I mean that's why Jeffrey Dahmer who we cover great

There's a great chapter in our book coming out in February Cannot wait for you guys to read this book by the way pre-order now if you get a chance pre-order I don't think they can I think that they can I don't know well You know what check if you can if you can pre-order pre-order now if you can't wait until you can and then pre-order it Jeffrey Dahmer of course he had to drink to to silence the demons because he would constantly wake up and has We know he was a product killer. He didn't really like to kill He just wanted the bodies and that's a conundrum that is by yourself in a pickle He's a bit of a pickle in a bit of a pickle and that's why he was had to blackout

Get blackout drunk to kill and also had to continue to be blackout drunk to forget that he killed So then I just drink to relax. I just drink to sit and watch your noble And then we do we have a nice time He's a good like right now We're in the middle of like a really like we have a really exciting episode coming up this week on last podcast proper And I can't wait you guys to hear it But I've doing a lot of research late into the night and so fun to have a couple of drinks in there And then you know, I mean like now I'm just talking about how much I like to drink

We'll we'll we'll classify that as our mandatory uncle's corner for I want to talk about someone wrote us a letter about psychic vampires Oh, I want to read from this week's episode about psychic vampires really great response Thank you guys so much for listening to the show and being into it We fixed the audio issues all that bullshit, but I have really I love psychic vampires awesome Um, and this is a this is a letter from a listener who goes by s My friend is what she calls a sexual vampire. Oh, yeah She does feed off the energy of people but only of those that she is doing sexual acts with

She drains the energy of a consenting man and comes understand their truest emotions Becoming full off of it and not needing to eat for at least two days afterwards because there is no feeling of hunger. No This is energy. No, I love it. I know I am not being dirty. I'm not having it. No, you're not. No, of course not never not you No, she said she was turned by a man in New York After an intense sexual experience and when she was bitten on the neck and received visions Afterwards she felt a difference in presence from people specifically their psychic energy and hungered to get that energy from men Oh, and also after this quote-unquote turning she began to have night terrors in which an incubus or ghost would haunt her at night This would include the often reported feeling of having someone sitting on their chest

But also the feeling that she was having sex with this unknown entity and then it felt good But horrifying because of its other worldliness She also told me that after she had had sex the man would be visibly Exhausted and weak because of the draining and it seemed to be spiritually controlled by her Anything no matter how ridiculous the man would do directly after sex. It was asked by her Do you do anything now? This is not something she glots about Honestly, she hasn't spoken about it in years because she thinks that's a little crazy for even having these experiences It scares her and she can't find any reasonable excuse for why these strange occurrences have happened

And she would probably be angry if she knew I told you guys Well, but she doesn't listen to murder podcasts. So we're safe. Okay. Well, thank god because I don't need to have my essence drained I think you do though. I don't honestly. I I mean I get real tired Of course, you know, I go I don't go right to sleep. I'm a cobbler and I like to do a lot of post game wrap up Oh, sure. Yeah, how would you shut up list? Yeah, of course. Oh, that's great. That's great. I'm happy It's that's better than that's better than triple D or Uh, those experiences I can just imagine being that dude It's so hard because you know, you just hooked up and you thought it'd be cool

But next thing you know, you had sex with the psychic vampire and now you're dressed as a chicken on a freeway You'd be like, I don't know what I do. I don't know what it is. I've done a lot of weird things During I've I've committed to a lot of things during sex. You know what I mean? Like in a moment of sex You could ask a man or a woman like for the most part I would it's I will speak for men is that once the man is inside whatever the hole is at the time You could really ask a lot Sure and get it like you could get it right then. That's how you get that's what we need to send Well, that's sex workers at the government

Uh-huh to to suck the drain essence I have a feeling pieces of shit till the week feeling there are a number of sex workers already Engaged in acts with members of the government, but uh, indeed they probably know some of our largest secrets That's what happened with the general Petraeus that woman is writing a book on him He ended up having an affair with her and then he just told her all of the top secret information On the US military, so uh he was forced to resign in shame. Yeah, honestly, man What are you gonna do? You can keep all that a secret? You're not gonna you know how juicy it gets her and you sit there and you're like you got all these bombs

You got a drop that's gonna seal the deal. So you do it. It's kind of important to keep it a secret This is why I don't work for the Pentagon. Well, that's I'm I don't either. We we are two chatty cathes here Um, all right. Well, I like awesome. Thank you so much for sharing that story of the sexual vampire And that actually brings another story to light where it's like I'll briefly mention this because there's a lot to unpack in here Somebody introduced me the concept of a limbo sexual or limbo queer Which is uh, I guess to put it simply I found this from someone sent the I thread from a twitter account I don't even want to name the twitter account And it's from a real twin bird twitter account because I don't want anybody to take this

Sideways. I just am I'm I'm deeply interested in this. Okay Limbo sexual or limbo queer is a sexual and romantic spiritual attraction towards dead people Uh-huh They there's a there's apparently a lot of wide variety of diversity and apparently they get really really upset if you call them a neph Grofiliac, okay, it's very harmful and it's a toxic Acquisition and it invalidates and it hurts them but they but now so the sexual so the the um I suppose yes, but the sexual pleasure does come from The undead or the dead or this is a further clarifying statement

I should explain that not all people attracted to dead people or necrophiliacs And they are not just corpses and it's discriminatory to assume every limbo sexual wants to engage in sex with a dead body Or one there are ashes too and spirits and ghosts and we love the spirits of those who have passed on Rubbing the cremated ashes of your loved one that you had not known in their life Is it greatly to connect with that piece of them when they're so far away? All right. Okay. Well, there's a lot There's a lot of there's more than that. Okay. There's a dude named Andrew F. Blaze who's an example of a limbo sexual Sadly her love for the dead She murdered herself so that she could date her girlfriend. She committed suicide so she could date the ghost she was dating

All right. Well, don't commit suicide for sexual purposes or for any purposes there folks. Um interesting You never know people are uh unique beings to say this person straight up says that Phil specter Loved freshly dead flesh. Well, that's a problem there. He is and it led to him abusing his wife and killing a woman in his home Oh, you know that that was a wig Yes, I think we all knew that was a wig because he's no longer allowed to wear the wig in prison and he looks like the uh tall dude from Um, uh from rocky horror picture show. He looks like the guy just like it's like whole friggin's just like strings of hair But he's still keeping up

All right Well, they have their own set of pronouns as well They call themselves die or died or dead or dead self or limb or limber Um, and there's a bunch of different. There's a lot of rules here. It seems like it. You never know what's gonna happen No, there's a lot of people just I love ghosts. Yeah, of course everyone loves ghosts. I I can't wait to be a ghost It's really exciting. I'm sure Um, all right. Well sticking to the world of uh supernatural I have one email here that I just want to read a blurb of this man

He was in the navy for nine years. Thank you for everything you did God knows what that nine years was like But he's like I finally feel comfortable because I'm about to break up with here with the military I'm about to get back and just be a civilian so I'm gonna tell you guys this little story So he says I got a lot of strange memories and he says oh, they feel kind of like a blurry dream Um, but this one he swears he said this really happened He says we used to travel out of distance every couple of weeks and stay for a few days to do exercises That was around 250 miles from the shore of uh hui. It's o a h u. Uh, who uh, who I don't know

No, that's yeah, that is. Oh, it's in Hawaii. Oh a h u. That's a wahoo. Oh wahoo. Oh very fun So they used to travel 250 miles off the shore of a wahoo Um, all I remember from these instances is that I was outside admiring the clear skies and the stars Reflections off the water while listening to the waves. Honestly, that sounds extremely nice. Doesn't it? It sounds wonderful So nice something I used to love to do then he says I remember seeing a massive black square in the distance That I never would have seen if it hadn't blocked out a large portion of the stars And the horizon that's all I remember. I don't know how I reacted to it or what I did after It's real weird like a complete blank spot in my mind. The bit I can remember is pretty fuzzy, too

I'm pretty sure this happened at least half a dozen times. So this is not the first black Triangle kind of black cube black. There's a black cubie. This is really common, isn't it? Well, there's been many sightings of a giant black cube. We received other emails about a black cube There was also the popular story about a black cube UFO over El Paso in 2015 An online entity this is the secure team 10. They basically said a about a couple hundred people Over at 1 p.m. In the afternoon saw a giant jet black cube in the sky Okay, they things got very windy and the center of some swirling clouds became this black cube Uh, this is the man stepped the photo a massive cube shape UFO appeared

Now I am personally at a loss for words according to one person because this thing is fucking mind blowing Sounds like it. No, you're not knowing this Is it a craft? Is it an entity from another fucking dimension? Is it a probe sitting here from a higher intelligence in another galaxy? What's that crazy? Oh, it's it's a wendy's hamburger patty It's the world's largest wendy's hamburger patty in the sky They did it so they could fit more sandwiches on the grill. Oh, that's amazing. I think that's right I don't know. I actually don't know. It's also because they don't expand They they don't shrink when you put the holes in them

Very good, but the uh, they move on went ahead and they they believe that the ufo footage what they have Which I'm looking at right here. They believe that it is computer generated and that it is fake Uh, but that's that actually angers one witness at least who says all I can say is If I was there and I saw this thing with my own two eyes I personally took a picture of it. I hope that my doing this interview can confirm that this did happen No one's going to tell me different. No, sure I'm not going to do it catch me outside. No way. I would bother with you Well, it was very very interesting. There's that one. I want to read some more. Do we want to read some more letters?

Sure, we absolutely can at the time period. We can do that and then let's do hero of the week because it also has something to do with aliens I just thank you so much for the response this week on some of these ufo letters Here's another ufo letters from a from a uh, so c sent us this this letter. Um So this is I'm going to read this letter. Uh, I heard your call for us military ufo stories and I thought I'd share mine I stationed at al udeid air base in Qatar from 2015 to 2016 I used to guard the munitions bombs missiles and ammo on the edge of the base Dude, honestly, that is the scariest thing to guard because if they do blow it up It's gonna be a lot

There's gonna be a lot of bullets flying on December 25th 2015 The base had a huge rainstorm and I had a 12 hour gate shift that freaked me out Hmm after finishing my dinner. I noticed a humming sound outside my shack I didn't think anything of it, but it just kept going until I stepped out of my gate shack I was pretty familiar with all the aircraft on the base and the noises they made Right, but I looked around for the aircraft making the noise and couldn't see one That is until the rain went to a drizzle and the clouds parted a little bit From what I could see there were three blue lights above in a triangle pattern with little or white lights in between

The weird part for me is that the hovering shape didn't match any helicopter I knew and the sound was different Wow I waited listening to the humming that seemed to have an added low screeching for five minutes And then I called it into my command Whoever as soon as I keyed the radio it hopped backwards and fell at a 90 degree angle towards the ground I told my command what happened and what I saw but everything was shuffled away as this wasn't the first time that this hadn't been Brought that this has been brought up. Oh, basically said people have seen this shit before

All that was done was that an additional gate guard was assigned Just to freak out two people. That's great. Wow. That is so creepy. Thank you so much for standing. Disclosure is coming, bro Disclosure is coming and people in the military Um, I think they're on the front lines man the military. They know what's going on Um up there in the skies lord knows they also know what spacecrafts Uh, the u.s. Has I'm sure they also know what other nations have as far as spacecrafts or as far as aircrafts So they know what normal lights are supposed to look like so I think those Sources are extremely reliable for that reason military witnesses are my favorite witnesses

These are my these are the people that I truly do understand. They're a lot of these guys, especially pilots Their jobs are to observe. This is what they do They they are they are the ones that are on the front lines seeing these things all the time So there there's something about this. Marcus and I have a broad theory about military in the UFO and UFOs That we're going to be talking about this week when we do this this week's episode where we are there We have a broad theory that I think is interesting. Here's a do you want to hear another UFO story? Let's do one more and then let's do here or the week I've got a UFO story for when I was in the navy. I was deployed an aircraft carrier. I believe in the arabian gulf

I was on duty on the bridge one night. My job many times would be the liaison between the lookouts radar operator And the watch officer on the bridge this particular night. I had a lookout tell me he saw something on the horizon But he could only see it with the night vision goggles on So he said I didn't know what it was but it looked like a rectangular craft with lights across it hovering above the water I looked at the radar and didn't have anything at its location I went to tell the watch officer and he acknowledged the report but given its distance. It wasn't important The lookout and I were talking more and I got when I started getting really excited Was this chance was it was this my chance to see a ufo right?

I had someone take over the radio because I absolutely had to see this for myself I ran up to the lookout and looked at the night vision goggles and sure enough there. It was out on the horizon Just hovering. Whoa, it's a ufo. Oh my god Why was no one asked? Why was no one as excited as I was? I went back inside and soon after the lookout phoned me bridge port look out so that thing just dropped into water and it's gone Whoa That's what she wrote. Yeah, honestly. That is awesome. Maybe I should have signed up for the military Oh, no, I would be dead many many years ago if I would have signed up for the military

I would have signed up in the year 2000 and then I would have been deployed to Iraq a few years later And I would have been like, so what do you all eat here? And then it would have just been a series of different bullets barraging me and my body and my brain So very good. I'm awesome. All right. Well, let's do hero of the way The recordings of number stations. I love listening to them and it is it can't be a hero of the way Now this is not just the hero of the week No, this might be the hero of the generation of a general. Okay ghost busters dad acroid Of course, we love dad acroid with all of I honestly dad acroid is just one of my favorite people

And he is leaning in he says Aliens are here Not just here. They want to have sex with human women. Okay, so the ghost buster stars Convinced aliens are already here. They want to have sex with human women. The actor says he has personally He has personally seen four UFOs and that most extraterrestrials who pop by earth are quote Just tourists coming to look at our beautiful planet. However The star is concerned that some aliens want to harm people and use them as quote Lab rats and dan is convinced that 60 of us already know this is true

So dan acroid not just a ghost buster He's also an alien hunter And he believes there are four different alien races that have already reached earth Some are just here to put some sunscreen on their little alien noses and go to the beach like john candy in uh in um summer rental others are here to use and abuse Are women so the proof going on here. This is what he told uh a local newspaper He says the proof is going to start dribbling out The aliens are interested in your ova your femininity your reproductive parts and your dna

He also says they would love to draw blood and fluid and would love to impregnate a woman and produce a hybrid baby This is what they are up to. Oh, yeah, buddy. Um, so I mean that's just the standard hybrid That's the standard hybrid theory. He doesn't believe that it's happening. There's a lot of people that are talking about it I am actually I am actually voicing a uh Doing narration for a documentary about hybrids. Okay alien human hybrids that will be coming up pretty soon I can't wait to tell people about I think it's very very interesting I think that the uh dan acroid He knows it because he's been in the world of entertainment. How many of these hybrids are we meeting every other supermodel?

Yes, every other supermodel is in a hybrid. That's why they are so skinny They're so skinny and they got their big cheekbones and they got the light blue bones And that's why I could literally I could pull the arms and legs off a model With just my hands. Well, I don't I don't recommend it. I'm not trying to attack these models So dan acroid on the front lines of alien disclosure. I mean this guy. Have you ever watched have you ever watched dan acroid unplugged on UFOs? Uh, no, I actually have not is it on you should just do it. It's fucking of course. I was on netflix for many years I don't know if it's still on netflix. It is great. It's just an acroid. It's where he he It's where he said

He uh was doing an interview series like a late night show for sci-fi and that he was shut down By the men in black really he was getting too far. That's just what he said. I think he was cancelled But I I I do believe that they were in suits studio executives do dress like the men in black So, you know, maybe with the no lips and all the and the red and the lipstick spread up to the top always Right. So when we think about dan acroid henry, I actually sent you that story being like he's just living his best life Are you are you gonna like carbon copy? What he has done now in his last 30 years of life? Or do you want to kind of do something a little bit different because he I will give him credit on this?

He he has never wavered and he has never even accepted the criticism He doesn't give a crap because I wouldn't I mean he's great. That's why I think I would love bill Murray and dan acroid I would love to just sit down and just hear them talk about this I don't know if they enjoy each other anymore, but I do think they might they might still joke around Because I dan acroid seems like such a funny guy. We got to get a hold of him There's got to be a way to figure out a way to to have contact with dan acroid. I think I think we could do it. Yes, he is He's the real deal like he really does believe in it And yes, would I like my career to be like his yes, but you have to make ghostbusters first

Ah, right, but that problem is is that he He he made his money and now he's doing exactly what he wants the same thing with tom de long People ridicule tom de long, but tom de long is just living his best life Why not do the thing that he always wanted to do I mean for a while and now he's put his money where his mouth is dan acroid is yes And and that's why and everybody roasts him don't they and they call him a friggin goober Well, right like they do all this up because he's he's Actively believes in aliens and shit and they ridicule him

So the cia secret plan to to use They're they're fucking to all of their mocking to destroy the flow of truth is working isn't it It is in many ways, although it does seem like the truth is getting out there Some may call dan acroid a goober, but we hear on side stories with last podcast on the left call him hero of the week He's a hero my entire life You got to look up to him. He's a guy that I find I just find him inspirational. He still loves his beautiful wife He's a wonderful guy. He's got a good, you know, like he's looking. I mean, he's looking okay He is he's actually 66 years old. He he's stayed in relatively good shape. And you know, what's interesting

I'm happy. He's so young. I just read that 66. I actually for some reason thought he would be in The mid 70s at this point. I don't know why I thought he'd be older too. Yeah, that actually does make me feel better Because we got at least a solid like we got a solid 10 years Where he could actually do stuff We got like 10 years left with him and then that he'll begin his decline Well, or maybe he'll run for president because it seems like 76 is the new 20 76 is the new 36 When it comes to running for office, I guess if there was a way for me to never vote for somebody over the age of 65 I would if they if one if just one of these old people would just stop

Stop running for president. Just stop. I don't want I can't I can't I fucking hate it. I hate watching these old That's age discrimination, mr. It's not age discrimination. You're too old Bernie Sanders skin is falling off this fucking skull. His skin is just splitting. You can't be president If you're falling down in this shower, you gotta be able to stand up You got to get the grippy things on the shower floor and get some handlebars in there. You'll be all right No, that's how the president should have a fucking a handicapped shower. I don't know that's not true Honestly, believe that they're strong. There's strong people that have handicaps that could do that. I think it'd be fine

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like you're just so old where you do the thing We're like orange juice is too spicy Like you're you shouldn't be president Well, you should also maybe see if you're having a stroke because Yeah, I don't know. I can't have orange juice because of the acid content. Yeah. Yeah, I can't either. It really does hurt my tums Um, all right. So are we too old? Yes, we are too the whole yes We're not though Natalie always reminds me. We're not old yet, man Just because you're 37

It's about you fucking it's yeah Just because you're you're kind of older and you're we you know and you got like you got a lot of Like we got a lot of rings inside of us like a tree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've got 37 rings Each one just like oh if you could just scrape one of those wings you get fucking drunk. Oh, yeah Oh my goodness. I can't even one of our layers my friend when I was growing up Jared he was always like when I die Make sure you scream my ashes from my lungs and you smoke that sweet I was like, yeah, bro. We're gonna do resin lung hits

But thankfully he didn't die and he's still alive and he's married to a wonderful person. So Uh, that's much better. Um, all right. Well, I think that's basically this week's side stories. What do you think? That's right. I'm having a great time. Yes. Hell. Yeah, this is wonderful as we love spending time with my friends Yes, and we love spending time with you and as we had such a good time again, man. What a good tour I'm so I love being on tour. Oh, it's so fun. It's ridiculous And marcus finally let us get pepperoni pizza in the green room It's so nice. He let us get us because he bothers his stomach It bothers his stomach and then he has to have he has his snickers

Because the snickers that he can have for himself that gives him his energy No, he's got his water. He needs his water and then he has his one cider and he's ready to go And you forgot the key the five hour energy drink literally marcus eats a snickers five hour energy drink a cider beer and But he was we were talking about this stream this week about how like he doesn't eat but he doesn't eat I know because he like it's not like an anorexic thing. No, no, he only eats half a sandwich He's like, huh. This is a lot of food being like you you eat like you're Like what's her name like Naomi Campbell? Yeah. Yeah, you don't look like Naomi Campbell. No, he doesn't look like Naomi Campbell

No, no, no, no, although he's in fine shape from what I understand. I mean his blood is good I hope he needs some sun. Yes. He needs vitamin d insert your own joke there But the doctor did literally say he needs to get outside more because we keep him chained up to the desk But because he was chained up to a desk for almost two years our book will be out in February Can not wait for you to read it also Vancouver as we said up top Please come out. There are some there are some tickets available Come out. We can't wait to hang out in Vancouver with you. We're super excited Get those tickets and we will see you very very soon

Dude, I can't wait man. I gotta remember man. You're gonna live this life. You doing that. Some people are not gonna be into what you do No, all right And you but you gotta do it because you gotta live knowing that sometimes people are not gonna be a fan If everyone's into what you do, what is then you're just mcdonald's you want to some piece of shit You're just some fucking mass Mass to turned out like, you know, some corporate Sheldon you're a corporate Sheldon. You gotta love what makes some people hate you because that's the thing that makes you you How about that? How about that bon bon?

All right, and you gotta laugh at the people that dislike what you don't what you do you gotta laugh at them because they have Absolutely no power. They are small. You are huge. Absolutely. Um, and also if you do give to our patreon number one Thank you so much Number two, we have a great interview this week. Henry and I had a chance to interview the director of hail satan She penny lane penny lane so knowledgeable It's so cool to see like the reading as she did. It was what a great talk with her and it's also a great documentary Yes, absolutely. So check out the documentary and if you give five bucks a month to our patreon Check out the interview. Thank you all so much and again with the patreon

You get first dibs on all of the tickets that will know inevitably be going on sale Um, and you can see us at the live shows. We cannot wait again. Casey denver salt lake city It was so great to see all of you literally one of the best three city tours We've ever done all three were just the crowds were so sweet. Everyone was so cool Denver is just so beautiful. Salt Lake city is gorgeous. I wish they would legalize it because It looks like a great city to just go like smoke and look at the mountains and uh, and then of course casey We had that wonderful barbecue from joes and it was just it was a delight God, it was good. It did make the show a little bit of a struggle. Well, we were a little I had meat sweats

I legitimately was sweating on stage not because of the hot lights because it was the meat. Um, so Yes, anyway, that it was it was bad for our bodies. Yes, but otherwise It was a great trip and I'm really excited about vancouver. Um, seattle Portland we have such a like portland such like another home way from home We can't see our all right. We got we got friends up in that she can't wait to see your fucking ass And seattle as well. So thank you all for coming out. We can't wait to see you all and don't forget hail yourselves Hail satan magusta nation

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