Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Granny Ripper

Episode Date: January 7, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Samuel Little is dead, the year of the UFO, squirrel attacks, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started I was speaking with my doctor to the other day were you yelling or speaking? No, I've never actually heard you speak here Can you hear it? I know but it's so it's so intentional that I immediately noticed you were trying to do something different than your normal voice This is my real voice. It is not no Jackie and I talk about it this old time Is that according to both the Jackie had a speech pathologist who said that we push all the time and we speak too loudly and the Technics you're a little pitbull. This is the volume at which a normal person Speak this reminds me when we toured MPR and I attempted to give them round table of gentlemen because I really thought we could get an

MPR show fucking seizure. They must have died. Yeah, but I don't think that show is suitable for MPR different brand But I was speaking to my doctor and because you know the big thing is they said these cova tests. Oh unreliable unreliable I don't think that is a big all are saying it. Is that right? You ever listen you ever do subscribe to tests are unreliable But they said the ones that I took in high school all of the cova tests are they're so unreliable He said I have this new test for you and I was like, okay, that's great Oh my send me a picture of your he said the word phallus. So I was like, oh, he's a doctor This is science right and he's and he said it because he's like the big thing is that what's a dick pic

Now he knows that COVID is that you way you know, you're definitely positive for COVID is that the tip of your dick Turns blue Really and so I send him a bunch of pictures a bunch of pictures and he said different angles He's like bend over He's like I want one where I can see your feet in it is what he said Really weird. He likes the little Polish kind of a cobbler's feet and then I said and I realized my doctor's a woman Who are you sending those pictures to some guy with a stethoscope? Oh my goodness welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben hanging out with the newly I guess I don't even know traumatized

Victimized call me. I was in the room when I was getting victimized. I guess you were fine I mean technically whoever you sent those two is the victim because they had to look at your weird Polish penis But you know, they asked for it. So they get what they wanted. There is a top for every bottom Yes, there is and thank God for that and if you are a top this goes out to you and if you're a bottom This goes out to you to be careful. Apparently we mentioned COVID apparently Some extreme psychotic reactions have happened in a few COVID patients, which is quite an amazing story And dare I say this they may have been crazy Before COVID I think this was you know when I do a dry rub for my chicken wings

Oh, thank God you said sir for your chicken wings. No, no, no, I never want anything else is a wet rub But I do a dry rub for my chicken wings and it's a smell like barbecue sauce in here Henry Almost cozy. I was having a mesquite night. Oh But I when I do my melangeal spices They're insanity is kind of like how I I use the smoked paprika really cuts through right and that's what everything's all they're crazy They're crazy, but it's all the other spices and the other that I think that come together You know what I mean make someone insane COVID can put things over the top like Sylvester Stallone in that wonderful film where he arm wrestles everyone to save his

Relationship with his son and actually it was written by a man only the most Professional arm wrestlers everyone knows are the most lonely men who's ever we've ever been born. That's so sad The only one half of them is strong. I know But yes, the COVID patients that they're very small amount of people, but they're experiencing very strange Psychosis well one day so it's yeah one patient. They're 42 years old Apparently, it's a mother of four children and the age of the children are two to ten Maybe that's why she's going crazy. It sounds like you're very tired. Yeah, it's I can't even imagine You have four kids from two to ten

So that means she's just always pregnant and then always has a new baby for like more than a decade It's very hard to get stitched up that many times But she attempted to give her kids through a drive-thru window at a restaurant, which I honestly think doesn't sound that crazy No, the Mick rib is coming back might as well start giving kids away to the Mick kids So she got a coronavirus in the spring had mild symptoms But she says months later She heard voices telling her to quote kill herself and then telling her to kill her children Which I think may just be her telling her to kill herself and then well you got to kill the kids first

Well, you have to kill the kids first. That's actually that's a very very important It also could have been the husband. She she said this through the wall She said this she says or this is according to his son. Go Lulee a Medical doctor. This is what they say they say it was like she was experiencing a movie like kill Bill so she was living in a VR like if Tarantino directed her life in VR. That's what she was living really So I feel bad for her, but let's not miss. She just needs to she had a psychotic break

There's a lot going on time back there And it seems to be a COVID drives a lot of people do a lot of extreme things like put on a buffalo skin cap and go Sit fired to the Capitol for some reason. I've never seen a group of people set fired to the Capitol when they liked the president When did Abe Lincoln's top hat become the true crime show of our network? I don't know I don't know when politics turned into that, but we're gonna talk about everything that's happening here in America on That program and of course we'll reference it here as well So if you got the COVID your kids might be trying to kill you But they also don't know what the fuck is what's really happening in the aftermath of COVID

And so it seems to be fucked with some people's minds and that's not good. Yeah You know here the medical advice on this show is so tight and so good And I think a lot of people listen to us for COVID news. Well, I know for a fact I know for a fact we have doctors that listen to us so they know how to be doctors They are the doctors and it's nice for it to die because you guys can't hear the doctors screaming at the Team I'd like they're screaming at the either at their collar. Tell us more and they don't know that I mean, we have the microphones. So everything we say is real. So number one, do you know that COVID's caused by ghosts? Isn't that interesting? That's another true fact about COVID. Well, I completely believe it because what can't you see COVID also?

What can't you see ghosts unless? You're Haley Joel Osmond from the Sixth Sense. Oh my god. I am so sick of that. Just if I see one more dead woman Yeah, and now Haley Joel Osmond just sees a dead woman every single time he goes on vacation in Las Vegas. Come on guys. Oh my goodness He's a murderer. He's not a murderer. He's got a fucking boy face on a big head And you can't trust anybody with a tiny face on a big head. Oh my god Sure, he looks like the evil guy from happy death day even without a mask It doesn't matter that he looks like a big baby head on top of a Kind of a human body. We love him. He's a great actor and he deserves another shot

And I'm sorry that children Pedophiles out there. I'm sorry that the child actors grow up. Isn't that a shame for you pedophiles? Isn't it that they oh they get hair on their bottoms? Gluely the doctor this is when it comes to COVID. He says we don't know what the natural With the natural course of this is so this is like they are taking this seriously They're like people could cope it and go crazy, but obviously those people probably were already about to go crazy But he does say does this eventually go away? Do people get better? How long does this normally take and are you more prone then to have other psychotic issues?

Wait a result. There are just so many unanswered questions. Wait a second. What's the point of this? What's the point of this whole conversation then he is just asking a bunch of questions That's what I'm saying. The doctors are asking us questions Number one number question number one question. All right. This is what he asked. Does it eventually go away? This is the doctor wants to know. Oh, I got COVID. I'm crazy. I want to kill my kids. Is that cool way? It better, okay Do people get better? Mmm, it gets better. It gets better

That's a huge that is a hashtag that was a YouTube movement that was full of lies because it gets Taxed how long does that normally take how long does it normally take nine to ten you are wrong and you are or you More prone to psychotic issues after this or psychiatric issues perhaps. I don't know Sometimes you actually your pants just might be too tight sometimes during quarantine You have to be honest with yourself and get the neck size pants up I that that is there are so good information. This is a solid source. Well, you know, I'm doing my dry Jan I got to drop some LBs. This was my plan for last year. You're incredibly dry right now. I am so dry I'm not even a bit wet. You're right. You're a regular Hugh Laurie. Oh

Oh, thank you. Thank you. It's fucking right. It's bucket and healthy Isn't it? It's a bucket out. You gave me a compliment and now I got lost That's it. I mean, yeah, cuz you just kept thinking about how great you are He was the doctor. He was the doctor. He was house and he would say he would say I don't like you But I'll fucking take care of you and they never talked to me again The best part about him as house is oh, he was grumpy, but what a good doctor He really was. Well, now I lost him. Hugh Laurie killed two women in Muskoka, Wisconsin This is completely true. Yes, he did Haley Joe Osmond Hugh Laurie in a room together

I'm talking about the Excalibur that is on a mainstrip in Las Vegas two Ted girls five dead fish Tom Cruise coming in with the pizza. Oh my god. All of that is satire. He literally goes and he gets him in the store We keep talking about this. It's in the blind items go and look at it Tom Cruise fucks a fish look at the blind items It's there for you. I can follow the nuggets let your nose do the reading let your eyes do the talking I don't know if these blind items are very accurate. What I was trying to say was I'm not going up to a size 42 panting old Navy I'm staying at 38 and gosh darn it. I'm losing some weight I think that old Navy is just making the pants bigger. No, that I Keeping the numbers the same. No, I outgrew the big thing

I know what they were doing and they had me for about 50 give you 50 pounds Before they're like you have to change the size and I reached capacity 50 pounder. They're like you have to be a 42 now We can't do anything for you. Otherwise. We're lying. Mr. Kissel. We have spoken with all of R&D here at old Navy and Unfortunately, these waist won't hold. Oh damn it. All right. Well, let's talk about some oh my goodness Speaking of COVID we've lost so many and I want to say this honestly We you know again people come here for the COVID news I know they talk about Hugh Laurie and his base crimes. They don't do that. No, they didn't do anything wrong But this this next we've lost so many we've lost so many good people to COVID this year

It's okay. Dr. Dre is actually out of the hospital. So we're honest. They got if I was gonna be pissed I was gonna be sad and Larry King. Oh my god. He said we've lost so many good people and one of them I just want to learn it looks like who God has gotten another angel. Oh my god I can't believe we lost Samuel little the most prolific serial killer of all time God must have needed someone to Butcher mm-hmm. I don't know what they do in heaven. I don't know. I don't know I don't know freezer section. Do they need to eat? I don't think so. I don't think that they eat because if you eat you have to shit

My question is this Samuel little he confessed to killing 93 who knows what the number actually is he died at 80 He probably could have been caught long before but because of inept police work and you know Just everything kind of went wrong. He killed the last dead and stuff like that But in heaven No one can die So perhaps that's Samuel little's hell because he'll be stabbing them. He'll be stabbing them in heaven But then they're just gonna be fine. They're gonna be singing songs praise Jesus And next thing you know, he can't kill anyone next thing

I know was that I had this young blonde woman and she had a dress on everyone kept calling them Marilyn Monroe But I called her corpse. Uh-huh, and I kept trying to grab it and grab it and she kept going I'm gonna call my old husband Joe DiMaggio. Oh, I know it was like Joe DiMaggio. That's incredible That is incredible. He's nice and I got his autograph and honestly Things have actually been really nice here. Isn't that fun? You imagine you know, it'd be fun if you go to heaven and you find out who didn't make it that you thought would make it I think most of the people that you think would make it to heaven didn't because a lot of the people that appear Nice and good in media that you see and that you love a lot of times it turns out their souls are cavernous

empty vacuous cesspools of Rage and violence the most shocking would be mr. Rogers second most Sniper tom hanks sniper. He was that's not true. They said that if people were floating for a while that mr. Rogers Was a sniper in world war two and and that's why he was so nice But no no no no no he was a what they called a bottom bunk boy That's not true. I love mr. Rogers R.B. mr. Rogers

Um, but tom hanks has probably done crimes as well No, he has not but according to samuel little he uh, they believe that he has uh, I want to say what the 60 confirmed victims according to the fbi Uh, it all comes from his confessions. I have no clue what's reliable or not We're waiting to see what more comes out about samuel little but he was specifically very quiet About uh, his crimes and about if so and a lot of times the information that we know about serial killers It comes from the serial killers themselves and they're in people like near-miss victims

So do we really don't know what he fully uh with a full kind of The scope of his crimes were and what is real and what is not And according to him samuel little he um, he murdered 60 people by hand So he could do it He was a very very large man and he liked to choke people to death And he claimed he developed a fetish for women's necks after becoming sexually aroused when he saw his kindergarten teacher touch her neck And said he was always careful He added to avoided looking at the necks of his wife or girlfriends

So he never hurt anyone that he loved hear me out. Yeah, real dolls, right? What do you what are you losing? What do you cost an overhead? 2500 you got the head you got the legs you got the arms you got the torso. I'm selling just the neck Oh, that's great. I'm selling just the neck you like necks I can get you some necks 50 dollars a pop for a fake neck You can stab it and stab it and stab it and free return policy And you know what's nice about the detachable neck is that let's say you want to choke in sex But maybe someone's out with you did not really into it bring in the stunt neck

Bring in the neck and then you can go in really real on that neck while you're having normal sex on the bottom half With your partner every single couple finds a way to coexist and uh, I don't even know how it's possible But yet they do it they do they do and they do that and he according to sammy a little he also said I don't think there was another person who did what I like to do I think i'm the only one in the world. I don't know and that is not an honor That is a curse Oh, Samuel. It's like we say how how hard it is to be so busy Yeah, you know how hard it is to be so talented and humorous

Oh, I just wish I had so much more time because but my projects keep building up all those projects We've been working on when it comes to ordering food and sitting down and then doing that again sitting food every day Busy we've been busy so busy. I got a place of six Samuel little is such a sociopath That somehow he made himself the victor how? How did he pull that? Feng shui logic out be like these hands. Yes. I killed 93 people, but it's a curse Do you look at how big and perfectly big look at how great these hands are?

I don't know if you can well look at the circle that they make when I put thumbs the tips together I see that pretty perfect, isn't that right? That's about the size of a what a woman's nail grapefruit So it comes down to it. Did they say oh Andre Agassi you shouldn't play tennis just because you got paddles for hands He was born with paddles for hands. Well, he's practiced very much though and he really wanted he has a physical paddle for a head You've seen pictures of him. He moves so fast. He's a mutant and I am just so happy you mentioned Andre Agassi Only 35 years outside of his prime Andre Agassi. Um, actually He drowned a little boy. He did Andre Agassi drowned a little boy. Henry. What is wrong with you? I was just saying Andre Agassi couldn't drown anyone. Also, it's a tennis

There's a lot of players to fill with the most rage. I think of all sports because they have to be kind of controlled Yes, I think it's tennis and then right underneath it is golf Without a freaking doubt. John Daly also probably I mean he probably has done some things He showed us. Well, John Daly I think has been arrested many many times for killing god knows amount of budwizers But I also think his thing his his crimes more like hey Catty you want to see a lizard and then like have his dick hanging out his pants and stuff like that Like it's that those types of locker room. It's more like Rick flair excessive like it's more like when Rick flick of Rick

Rick flair had a very specific time Yes, that he could do that and then that lives in a lock box Lock box in that time and I think John Daly is probably in there as well Of course the man did golf only when drunk. So you got to respect him also COVID another one 81 years young this one not quite as famous as Samuel No, and just as what another blow, you know 81 and 80 you almost think if they could have just met Perhaps love would have flourished Granny ripper. She gave children sweets. Oh, but they weren't made of wonderful sugar

They were made of human flesh. This woman was named Oh, Sofia. It's a Russian serial killer um that she murdered an eight-year-old girl for being too noisy and Apparently used to give out jellied candy these little candies made out of jellied human flesh that she made inside of her own home If it sounds like something out of the Sawyer family something out of texas chainsaw massacre. Well, it gets more Man like that. She is a retired pig slaughterer, which again, no problem being a pig I'm trying not to eat the pigs, but it is what it is. Oh my god She looks like fucking Robert Blake if he was doing a fucking golden girls cosplay. She really does

She's scary. It's like Sophie from from fucking golden girls. She's a beast. Sophie was very funny very cute to my knowledge She was never a pig ripper. She was never a pig slaughterer. Yes. I mean, you remember that trivia I do remember that of course. I do golden girls trivia with puffin every single night and he says Ben I don't know which one is the study one Ben. I don't know Ben And I tell him it's blanche. It's always blanche 81 years old a retired pig slaughterer. I don't know what what do you get? You know when you retire from the office? They throw you a they give you like a cake and then they say goodbye

Thank you so much for 40 years of wasting your life with us Thomas and here's your pension Oh, we cut those last year. I'm sorry. What do you get as a retirement gift when you're a pig slaughterer? Oh, I imagine you get one free whack Where you don't get to have to you don't have to it's not work anymore You get to just like and just be like here's one for free. Go go at it. Maybe go dick first on this one You get to go dick first. You have to go dick first So she killed a girl anastasia alexi nico And the baby was found. Oh, this is so sad. She was seven years old

She was found with a severed head in 2005 severely battered face She was charged with murdering and dismembering a 52 year old male street cleaner and a janitor and killing a woman friend at age 70 This is a whole story one day. We will cover on last podcast proper for definite because she is uh really really intense She's scary bro. She said she'd spent years working as a field laborer So they said she was immensely strong despite her age and then once local identifier by her first name tatiana What they realized they were like, oh, that was that horrible bitch. She's like according to one of her former neighbors We always found it strange was that despite being surly and unfriendly

She would often find the time to cook things for the local children. They were always meat dishes Sometimes she gave them to the adults. She bought me and my husband plates with jelly meat I remember it well because my husband said let's not eat it. You never know what it's made from and now it looks like he was right Do the russian a russian husband actually did something to protect their family and did something correct Don't just get hammered and beat them the russian family the russian group. They're very clever. They're very clever Are you sure the russians are clever the russians are clever? I've never heard that have you ever seen when they tried to bring everybody loves raiment to russia And they didn't understand that the suitcase wasn't about the suitcase

It was a power maneuver to see who's going to move the suitcase between rey and his wife Everybody loves raiment requires a specific understanding of queens Then I don't think that they had well king king of queens actually was the most queen show of all shows Like my family was a king of queens family even more than an everybody loves raiment family Because it's way more trashy queens But the thing about russia is like russia. I mean like we have the same outfits. There's just as many track suits And yes big fat bellies hanging out of sweatpants and fucking like like little kind of crop tops Well, and that's if you're an aristocrat over there

Yes, so queens and russia actually probably have a lot similarities going on But they just couldn't quite get my favorite thing about queens is expensive jewelry cheap ass clothes That's what you do a cool ass car with cool ass car or cheap car with crazy accessories on the car And then all of the clothes has to be bought at mandy's which nothing wrong with mandy's going on a pinch But if it's only the place you're buying clothes and then you buy these big chains big chains And then you have the lights under the car. Oh my god. Do you remember those that happened in wisconsin? Also, that was pretty and the whistle mufflers pretty lame

So there's a picture of the pig slaughterer in a courtroom. By the way the courtroom in russia It looks like a kindergarten. Well, they had it just looks like a night Well, they have a cage, but this is her presenting and she's showing the axe that she used to kill a janitor And I am not exaggerating this woman is freaking. She is the size of an ox She looks like that chick from australia night Catherine night and she is holding this bludgeoning object and looking like Uh bobby night speaking of nights bobby night the former indiana, uh, indiana the head basketball coach and became a huge Trumpers a total psychopath who she looked bobby night. She looks just like him after getting a technical foul

You don't know who bobby night is. I know bobby bonilla. I actually brought up john daly early today And I um wingret ski do I have to go back through my fucking list of the five people I know Ken griffy jr. I'll let him He you've already mentioned him before anyway share those are not he was a team wrestler He was a skier, but he did be very careful when you're skiing folks I went skiing. I got stoned on the top of the mountain and I did a typical if john hughes was riding my life It would have been very funny. I'm john candy going down. I could see you hitting 250 miles per hour down like It was like chevy chasing christmas vacation another reference to that when he goes down and he's fucking on his button

The slide is burning and everything's going crazy. Hey ten bird rubber When you guys know that's a fun. So this woman she's dead and again covid took another one But she is one of the scariest 81 year old women. I have ever seen in my life and I've seen quite a freaking few She's suspected of killing four. She's scary as fuck. I'm speaking a scariest fuck Here's a story that it sounds cute and it sounds funny. Are we going back to queens? We're going back to queens It sounds like do you remember when queens like when hollywood? When sniffing around king of queens everybody loves raiment everything on television for about eight years It was about queens. It was queens. Absolutely. Jerry Seinfelds from queens. Oh, how about that?

How about that? And now he drives around in cars talking to people who are funnier onstage. Yep. Yeah, yeah, and he I'm gonna get into it. I don't even care, but this story Is real and it seems to be legitimately frightening And we don't know what the hell is going on. It is a straight up trauma horror movie come to life It's a cute story. It's a cute headline, but this shit's like fucked up Furious squirrel accused of carrying out of carrying out string of frenzied attack Okay. Can I just can I just say this? So yes Carrying out was it given orders? Did it receive an email?

Carrying out implies like I've been told from the top that I've got to flush all of the toilet paper down this town's toilet But if the acts aren't discouraged, does that mean for a fact that the president of squirrels never came out and actively said Let these attacks stand down. I think the president of squirrels is trying to recount the nuts Yes, he's like he's begging for those 11,000 nuts now residents in queens now. This is in rego park They've reported at least five attacks from aggressive squirrels since late november. This is from avc seven This is fucked up One woman needed to visit the emergency room after her hand was torn up Literally bitten into the tendon by a squirrel. Others have said that they are afraid to walk in their own neighborhood

Due to the critters this comes from michelin frederick Okay, the squirrel it be it just basically runs up my leg, right? And I'm like, okay squirrel. Hello. What are you doing? All right Are you the bit or scratched me on my neck and then I must have reached over and next thing I know it's a cage match And I'm losing. Whoa, that is the direct quote. It's a cage match and she's losing Also, there's another epidemic in queens of people hitting themselves with hammers trying to kill the squirrel And they're just they're breaking their own legs. It's hard. It's called polish extermination Her hands were covered with blood

You're culpable Um, so her hands were covered with blood and bruises. She got a rabies shot as a precaution for warning her neighbor licia licia wang And licia wang says then she was also attacked by a squirrel I try to shake it off, but I couldn't Squalls have claws they cling on you went to jacket. There's no way to shake it off At least three other people have said they had had similar Encounters with either a single rogue squirrel or a pack

Okay, remember the roaming pack of chihuahuas in detroit. Yes cuter Squirrels or or the roaming pack of chihuahuas also second follow-up question. Who would you rather be attacked by? Chihuahua or squirrel? I feel like that now that I have a chihuahua I can have a little bit more of a communication with the chihuahua But now wendy is more of a gal's gal. She likes the lady. She likes the mama. She's not a papa only likes her mother Yes, and me she likes me. I like you. I'm I'm past. Okay, but the squirrels Number one soaked in rabies and honestly they are I imagine they could bite the fuck out of you I would not mess with them. I would not mess with and they can climb squirrels

They can climb and they just grip and they don't know any fear and they hate you Yeah, for some reason we didn't do anything to them. I'll give them nuts I don't know, but they sure they sort of walk. They literally have to walk around Now anika sings suit says when we leave the house we have to carry mom's homemade pepper spray to make sure if it comes at us We can spray it Wow people are walking around scared in rego park. Well, is it possible just because it's queens I'm not gonna malign the great people of queens Do they have peanut butter in their pockets? I mean is it possible that they say?

Oh, you never know when you're gonna run into a youngster and they pack a punch They back and they get a bunch of jelly a bunch of peanut butter slam it into their pockets And then the kids can lick it off their hands. You're trying to you're saying that people you see people are walking around queens Fishing for kids like it's trout But because they like the kids it's not a molest It's like it's queen so you dip your hand in your pocket full of peanut butter You dip your hand out now the kids can lick the peanut butter off your hands. That's typical queen's lunch But this is the problem is that every single person who like loves kids like loves hanging out with kids and loves

He loves he loves him and like to do kids things and they like to climb trees and they like to sit and have Like ice cream parties and their jammies and stuff. They always end up Looking at a child's butthole like it's a fucking periscope Well, and that is horrible because you can't see anything other than fear and trauma and I don't think that that's right And I've said that before and I'll say it again. Well, yeah, honestly, I bet you you're gonna have to keep saying it Well, of course, of course, you know, I took care of children there. It's probably a horrible segue But I took care of kids would I would go uh I would go home from college at the ymca. I took care of him like a hitman. No, you

No, hailey joe osmond if you ever mention hailey joe osmond again But what if he's on the show? I would love to have him on the show. I love him I go problem with him and we'll talk to him what it's like to be a murderer and let that statue of limitations pass I would actually be proud of him if he was able to do that and That horrible story you told like a couple months ago Like with it with a guy. No the other story where the guy said he he was 13 years old on his facebook page Marty genetti. Yeah, he murdered his molester. Apparently Marty genetti has also been petitioned to do quite a bit of porn with Mia Khalifa, I'll say he's got a whole weird life going on

Mia Khalifa is not going back I don't apparently they have some correspondence where they would do it But he said no, I don't freaking know what the weird life of Marty genetti is all I know is He is the reason why no matter how sober I am no matter what january is I will always go to a dive bar in hopes to run into him because I could listen to that man Oh, of course He he's an average. He's everywhere. He's in wherever you are wherever your soul is There is Marty genetti. Well speaking of children and speaking of things not necessarily going great for them

Obviously, kaley anthony r.i.p. We always love kaley kasey anthony The mom who was of course acquitted of murdering her but is still a felon because she was not acquitted Of lying to the police about murdering kaley. I don't see how you square the two I forgot that that was true that she got she got convicted of a felony of lying to the police and covering up evidence But wasn't the lie that she didn't kill her daughter I feel how if you were in the cherry box, you're like she lied about not killing her daughter because she killed her daughter but Well, they say that she lied that you remember all the whole side tangential world where she lied for her own parents

That her parents were a part of the whole thing and they're they it's all bullshit. It doesn't matter But believe it or not, they're they're still having they're estranged. I can't believe they didn't fix it. How not how how come You you kill your daughter and you accuse your parents of molestation one time Come on. Um, but she is trying to be a private investigator in uh She's trying to be a private investigator in florida She has been shacked up with the 72 year old private investigator that was her an investigator for her defense team When she got acquitted and I think they I think must have been fucking or doing something But now she's trying to make you never say that about kc

I don't want to shame Casey had sex with only the finest dj's in all of orlando And if you ever say that she would have sex with an investigative reporter my friend your hashtag Too rude. I feel too rude too rude crude That's actually not true. No, it's just just true enough. Look at these pictures of her. I forgot about that one Do not she is only attractive because she is in a league of child killers. Oh, yeah Yeah, and always will be uh, but she uh, she's not doing well, you know, she's not always I'm sure she's having sex with somebody but yes, apparently she wants to have a private investigative firm

But I guess she's running into some problems because of the kelly because of the felony convictions stemming from The murder investigation into kailey. My question is this henry You know, they say former uh coaches in the nfl. For example, there's a lot of former players who now are going into coaching mba as well as you should as you should because you understand what it's like to be on the field You get the you get the pressure. You know what you gotta do in there. You got the first act the second act Absolutely costume changes. There's all the rehearsals So hard to be a sports the half, you know, they don't change clothes at halftime, right? They don't no They wear the same they talk about all these fun opportunities to put new uniforms on

Sadly, you're actually not that inaccurate because they have new uniforms all the time because they're trying to sell more merch I like the new uniforms. I like uniforms. I like costumes. What I'm saying. I know you do But what I'm saying is you want someone who's played the game Oh, yes, and if you are a private if you're looking for a p.i Don't you want someone who has gotten away with murder? Obviously she knows what she's looking for she has an east Sherlock Holmes eagle eye shouldn't you want a private investigator whose privates have been investigated? She is a she wouldn't be perfect for it. She would have been absolutely perfectly investigated her And she's not jody arias. They did not if the prosecutor looked at kasey evany's butthole

That is just them wanting to look at kasey evany's butthole We just wanted to really cover all of our bases here, but I can also see just like here's another picture of kailey Here's another picture of what we found of kailey. What was that guy? Here's another picture Here's a picture of mommy's tits and everyone's just like, yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Who needs that disgusting defense attorney she got? What was that guy joey joe bias? Yeah, joey bias when you have zebrowski zebrowski and zebrowski. It's just it's just Henry but every fourth picture is a picture of boobs and

Keeping the jury keeping the jurors under dean. Yeah, look at the beheading here. You can see the corpse So look at the arms to cut off the arms. Oh, cut off the legs boobs boobs for everybody. That's for me Actually, that's more for me something about this case just makes me feel good But she's trying to do I don't know what the hell she's gonna do with her life I know that she still has uh, like She's several million a hustler. I believe off of her five million dollars for a pictorial and she said no I think it was 500 thousand. She's not a five million dollar gal. And of course after taxes Well, she's in florida, so she's taking about 300

She better safe. She better safe But honestly, she also said there was supposed to be that steamy movie about her life It was supposed to come out like they were supposed to do some sort of skin a max version of the casey anthony story that she was supposed to be in so she's just blowing the dj the whole time Oh, yeah car is a rotting corpse in the back and she's like it's bad pizza It's just about a girl wanting to be budweiser bikini girl of the year and how Much of a bummer it is that she has a daughter you fucking joke about that shit. You don't think that's real competition I know it is. Yeah, and she also

But but you know what she has right there waiting for is only fans Is that if she creates an account for only fans? She will make a lot of money only fans is It's perturbing me Because I don't like it when platforms lean away from why they got successful. Oh, yeah Well, only fans is now trying to like no, but listen now It's about baking there's branded content and only fans now be like no we're here for I'm here for boobies Yeah, and I'm here to see bejeans and I'm here that is what only fans is for it's fine or balls and dicks are

The balls and nicks and I don't care. It's just stop We meanwhile if only fans was predicated upon like live death They wouldn't censor anything. No, but they'd be like we've shown too many butts. We are so crazy. We're so we're just touching It's a pure tanical bullshit. We're seeing more and more now that uh social media is trying to like edit itself It's disgusting. It really makes me mad because well, I mean obviously I think we're heading into not fun territory because what's it? Oh, it's gonna go away. Was it new policy that they're trying to do well They want to get rid of section 230. It's just basically what they want to do is make like zuckerberg and uh Forget the other guy. Do she make mick fuck fuck over there at twitter?

Make them editors of the platform and make them responsible for the content Uh, which means that social media would go away, which I actually don't really care about social media torpedo social media I don't give a shit. We also have to protect our speech. No, absolutely And I we should protect our sex workers because they are apartment to our they are very important to our society Everyone on the front lines and ain't no one freaking helping them out. Well, speaking of front lines Let's talk a little bit about aliens because I know mr. Zabrowski. We're always discussing this. Okay, and and this is okay If we have to and this is an interesting story because it involves a harvard They only have the best professors look at that one guy who was with jeff ryepstein

The whole time taking picture of each other your belt buckle the belt buckle just laugh And you can see the sliver the sliver come out of each other's mouth and they laugh and they love their lives harvard Harvard is a troubled institution. Of course all of these old institutions are absolutely disgusting, but a harvard professor He says he was visited by an alien in 2017 He he he was not visited by him. He was not the story is the avilobe He wrote he's writing a book that's coming out. He's a harvard department of astronomy He's the chair of harvard's department of astronomy. Okay. He has an upcoming book Extraterrestrial the first sign of intelligent life beyond earth and what he is writing about is the the object that came through our solar system

In 2017 that was called oomau-mau. I think they called it and it was this very strange object Oh, yeah, that's right I like that But this object came through a solar system There's there was a lot of there was a bit of a kerfuffle saying it looked like it was made by some form of intelligent design This was this big sort of burns like cigar Yes, it looked like a cigar and it flew through our solar system and avilobe is saying he believes what that Passed through our solar system was essentially space junk from another civilization

Wait, what like the movie joder when he was carrying around a pile of shit And he thought it was a bomb that has no clue that it was like we don't know what the hell It's four, but it is very curious because number one It's shaped like no other celestial object that they have tracked in the sky, which again you can just say it's highly unique So that's that's just one of them two the object was mysteriously Reflective because it was made out of a type of material that again They had not seen an asteroid or a comet like this before all right So if you are telling me that this is space junk, I'm going to assume that means space shit

Which then I have to assume it's being shiny aliens are eating steel They're coming to to our country to our world to take our steel because they consume steel as their dietary Supplement and then they shit out shiny shiny metals. Are you Joe Jorgensen talking about the revamp of the steel industry? That's incredible. That's a good for you. I mean hey two percent for the libertarian party. They'll take it That's big and then number three what he the thing that says to him the most that it's an actual extraterrestrial object Is that when it came through a solar system? It essentially accelerated Yes, which was very strange and they they're not quite certain how to explain it like because normally they say when an object enters our solar system

It's pulled in by the gravity of the sun and then its trajectory is bent by the gravity of the sun And sometimes things will accelerate away from the sun But what causes that is that an object will have a bunch of ice more so on one side than the other And then the sun will warm that ice And then it will sort of be projected by that kind of the acceleration of vapor But this object the umau-mau did not have a vapor trail at the end of it It would it just looked like it took off essentially hear me out We don't want the aliens to invade right no and you know what else is happening is we have you seen all the laser technology?

You can do laser stuff on buildings and you can put dicks on there and stuff You remember times remember where you can go and get the things etched where you can go and get like a flask And you can go be like miss you dad and like that You gotta fight that That's a sad memory of you and your father there kind of keep him in the flask though Isn't that nice take his last breath put in a flash seal it out This is disgusting Laser the face of jake bucy

So large oh my god that every alien spaceship would see it They'll just turn around it's like each each each entity on this planet. He doesn't have teeth like a shark So frightening Huge teeth on jake bucy Well, this is what the this is what lobe again the harvard professor had to say regarding How we see these objects he says what would happen if a caveman saw a cell phone And then he was asking me like oh hell yeah, this is smooth, right? No, he answered the question that was that was that's one of those questions. You're not supposed to answer

What then why ask questions? What would happen if a caveman saw a cell phone? This is not a set up for a joke He says he sees rocks all his life And he would have thought it was just a shiny rock a shiny rock Actually now do that said do that statement as if you are setting up for a stand-up routine. What would happen if a caveman Saw a cell phone get off the stage boo Well, I'm just trying to do boo

So you were just the audience you jump right to the audience yeah and became them Yeah, well what would happen and then they're boo and then he says he sees a rock all his life But he sees a rock all of his life and he would have thought it was just a shiny rock Uh, sir, that was the greatest goddamn performance. I've ever seen I booked for leno Oh leno Yeah, I booked leno and you my friend you got the goods because this crowd hates you because leno's been openly booking his home You can go perform in his home. He's got a lot of garage space I would show up in a freaking heartbeat and sit in one of those neat little cars. Anyway

Hey, it's just like us. You remember leno's just like us every day. I every day I wake up and I'm like he puts his pants on every day. He sits right there He brings his car magazines in his own little bag for himself and he he's just like us You wouldn't even notice it was j leno. He just sits there and he reads his magazines He just reads his magazines and that's not the only thing that happened in ufo's this weekend We also had the a group sighting of a ufo over the whole Hawaiian island of lahu. This is so cool It's a blue object that they saw that several people had cell phone footage of this object that landed in the water It is kind of wiggity wiggity. Yeah, it is. Uh, it is definitely unidentified. I think that 2021

um if If the institution of america lasts 2021 is going to be the year Of ufo's really more so than 2020 ever before like we are we are in what are you saying to our fucking eyebrows right now I flip through the channels. I always have my forged and fire ready to go. I've been loving what they're doing with south part Drag out that tang. Yeah, I always watch out for that tang. You want that steel to be strong. You want it to keel it would keel um

I'm flipping through I'm looking at fox news and they had they talked about ufo's because you know, they know They want to go out of the world right now because that's that's how you do it. That's how you lie by omission What do you think about the mainstream exposure though? And what and you are the expert here? You know the ufology community Do you think this is healthy? I mean we have joe rogan has your boys jack filet on jack filet on it again The problem is is that all they do no one's they all keep saying they have a lot of proof But no one's showing it right. I I feel that major media embracing the ufo story um

That allows a lot more disinformation to be planted in anytime they want because um, just so you know still Every single major network is essentially just a mouthpiece for the government. It's still true You know, I mean because it's all still they were all corporate back the uh advertising companies that run Our news stations are the same people that back our politicians So they all have the same masters and what I like to think about it. Let's see here. How do I articulate how I see tv? So if you think about a circle, I circle and then you you put the show in right so you got forged in fire It's a titty. That's one nipple. No, it's a circle one chunk of the of it. Is this is that that shit come on? I have an ass no god damn it

Forced in fire is one little piece, right? And then it goes on commercial commercial Commercial commercial commercial war forged in fire. So you understand forged in fire is really just a facilitator for commercials everybody every single human being that performs as a professional uh Artist is actually just selling things for other people unfortunately. Now. It's time for a commercial break from borrell's jr. He was the What we've decided to do is put the bun in the middle and we have the meat on the outside So you see you're grabbing the meat and then you can get to the bun if you take a nice bite It's a bread sandwich where the bread is the meat

I heard lose Elizondo the guy that was the big old whistleblower for a tip He was on a recent episode of coast to coast they am and honestly this shit is he has become he's becoming unlistenable You have over the years you because you started loving this guy you loved him the problem is I'm starting to see more and more That he is I think he was just some low-level guy at a tip that went past those bosses and leaked the videos to the ttsa And then got the new york times involved I think more and more that he had very little to do with the up top Mechanations of whatever the fuck he was working in and now he's acting like real hot shit And I remember this fucking ttsa. That's the longs right with 202 the stars academy that is now essentially just a

production company and because he kept talking about phase two ttsa on Coast to coast and his whole thing is like We're actually having a lot of people leave the team because you know the second phase some people on the team You know the main things you got to understand one of these scientists. They're not ready for television They're not ready to produce. They don't know what it's like to produce television What is it even talking dude? You made one tv show you you don't know yet. He's full of shit But again, they keep talking about a second The reason that you don't trust him is not for ufo stuff is because he doesn't know what to produce tv

So then you're like nothing he says could be accurate. No, you're just seeing the fact that He is acting as if all of this what was supposed to be this big moment in disclosure again is just Uh a ways for him to sell a television show with tom thulon Got you instead of it being about the ufos There's a bunch of uh evidence that is supposed to come out that is still just fucking sitting somewhere There is a apparently a photo of a triangular ufo that is supposed to be in existence Where you can see it coming out of the water that was captured by a uh us navy pilot That is still not come out

There was one that was semi-leaked a couple weeks ago, but it turned out to be a batman balloon or look like a batman balloon I there's uh the all of this talk about the metamaterials, which is the evidence left behind from whatever these Interdimensional crafts if they are in fact half nuts and bolts and half psychic They have the they doesn't lose say that he has some now They say they have some jack valet has said is they had some and then apparently the ttsa Has some sort of tacit agreement with the us army where they the us army is supposed to give them resources to help Research these metamaterials that every time something comes out about one of these chunks of ufo metal They turn out to be just weird combinations of very hum drum metal like it's like okay nickel and aluminum aluminum

But it's sort of like in ghostbusters when built when they see the stack of books and like dan acaroid is like He's like oh, this is incredible. Look at this phenomenon. He's like and bill Murray does like yeah No human would ever stack books like this. So it's just love it. It's it's hard We're in a it's in a tenuous place because the people that now have the mic for ufos tom's along lulzando They're just going straight into Like they're skipping like the eight years of presidency that brock obama had and go straight into now I just produced television For randals. I also don't trust anyone that's ever like we're in phase one. We got to go to phase two

It's like what do you mean? What phase is this? shouldn't this all just be one sort of Of just sort of a cycle a secular cycle where it's like you know everything kind of no any What does it even mean? What are you talking about? What were you doing in phase one? Phase two should always include surface-to-air missiles phase two includes branding your vagina In nexium like phase two is always like it's always and now you worship me. Yes. Oh, yeah Oh, just so you know there was no master. It's been me the whole time And also the end of the world has moved from thursday to 2029 well that gives us some time to live then isn't that nice. Yeah, so we can still do the big dick suck round up

I can't wait for the big dick suck round up. I've been waiting for that my whole life Well speaking of health, which we've been talking about extensively on this show as we should all the time people come to us for their medical advice For their health advice and of course for their mental health advice every day We are we are such trusted sources and media for politics medical Shit 500 pounds of pure information. Mm-hmm country singer and you know, I like my old country Don't let the new country although this guy whatever I give everyone a pass. He's doing what he does country singer Tyler rich. This is again very careful when you jog never look down never look down He believes he was this country singer. Tyler rich believes he was led by a dead man's spirit

To discover his body. Well, he was on a run not the dead man on a run Tyler rich Was on a run and he took this so seriously that he found this dead man's body And what did he do? Instagram he put it straight immediately on instagram because normally I mean we're just you should be thankful for instead of going straight to instagram He didn't just start sucking the corpse's dick and taking a bunch of pictures of it Well, there ain't nothing in there anymore and god knows what would come I guess we'll have to resume or what do you call that would exhume Ted Bundy and ask him

Although, I guess he didn't do it the boys. I don't know what that would be like Remember felching. I do remember felching. It wasn't for me But if you're into it have a good time and make sure you use paper straws Please save the turtles when you're felching when you're turtle turtling Um, so this is what rich had to say on his instagram after he found A corpse he says still reflecting on this constant feeling That I was in that random part of the park at the exact time I was supposed to be to find that young man

Do you not feel though that this would actually be more appropriate if he found him alive? Yeah, because he was obviously late What do you mean? He just found him while he was alive The fact that Tyler right again, I whatever but the fact that he's like I was in the right time at the right I was in the right spot at the right time. It's like what happened. Did you did you save someone from getting hit by a train? No, no, I saw him get stiffened with time. You found a corpse. Oh, yeah, right time And I was the first one to see it the first one to poke at it

That was the best partner wrote a song about it. It's called lying still Lying still I lost my wife to this song I would better be lying still then be when you gel Honestly not bad I mean, you know, I just fucking I just I'm so saddled. I'm so cursed With how fast and good I am you're definitely saddled All right, he began so he also said He said this is what rich had to say

He says there are many coincidence that make there were many coincidences that make me truly believe He led me to where he was at But he stopped him if he found a man that was in a car sinking in the lake I'd say you're right like if he saved a man and he said I was God's instrument I'd be like, okay, that at least makes sense or at least that's God was helpful Yes, you know what God mostly does he gives little kids fucking hair lips and he invented AIDS Well, indeed God is a scientist in many ways, isn't he? God could have been there someone could have helped that woman Ted Kennedy killed

But no, nonetheless, it's always find it's always easier to find them dead As opposed to find them alive because then you got to help But anyway, the musician is reveal that he found this body around New Year's Eve So what a great omen for 2021. I just love it. I love it when it's the first thing I find This is what he had to say. He says about 30 minutes later I looked down at my watch my running app had paused once I stopped and found him And it said my average pace at that time was 11 11. He continued I told the police and the couple that gave me their number to look at my watch

And that maybe that that was a good omen I don't know why find an alive man. I don't know why if you find an alive man I will say that's a good omen. You just found meat if you found a dead person But afterwards rich did he reached out to the dead person's mother? This is what he said he said yesterday I spoke to his sweet mom which was one of the toughest things I can remember We talked about the timeline in the series of events. Why is he doing it? And not the cops? I don't know. She told she told

Why is he doing all of this? The last test he sent was at 11 11 So lucky and I found him just 45 minutes later Again, you should have found him 45 minutes earlier, but apparently he died of suicide Maybe he This is maybe you should have thrown in a nice song every now and again Maybe that's the one thing with my country. I love country But sometimes towns vans and hits and I'm like I can't right now towns. I can't I need to hear some David Bowie

I need to hear rebel anything else anything else, but just crying into my alcohol So throwing a nice song every now and again, but you can find the instagram post it currently has about 20,000 likes So he is getting he is getting his reward. Isn't he at least someone's doing well Honestly, Tyler rich did nothing to help He what is he supposed to do? He I don't even he found a dead body Which of course in new york you call the cops if this was in new york the thing is you just keep on you just run Oh, yeah, I call the cops and walk away

I might as I saw the crime happen I would and still then I do the anonymous call I might do that thing when you see somebody From a distance, you know that they haven't quite seen you yet. It's an acquaintance You kind another name you kind of don't but you just you're just not in the mood and then you pretend you didn't see them Yeah, and you just kind of face the tree Whoa, whoa, I always look in the direction near the ground, but also my shoelace Whoa one thing you learn in new york and if anyone wants to go

Live out their dreams. Please go to new york. You gotta bust your freaking ass in that in that city for a long freaking time Broadway, but it'll work Um when you're on the subway you you learn how to look nowhere You just get your you get sunglasses on and a hat and your headphones and you just don't acknowledge a single human being And you just act as if I don't exist You look in certain corners that you never thought that you would look at and you just stare you just stare Because technically that's being polite because anything you see makes you a fucking witness and that's hours with the cops Definitely not

Definitely, definitely not. I think it's time For a hero of the week. All right hero of the week You know what I actually wanted you two heroes Number one, there's still two heroes in this country. Nicole Mitchell is one. She was a she was a pastor But now she became a stripper and she's never been happier Congratulations. She's like hot and great. So Nicole She went from the pulpit to the ball and we got a lover for it. This is what she had to say She says after seeing her life coach's wife doing lingerie modeling on instagram. She's like, I want to do that

Of course over here. Boudoir is very big even within like conservative communities. It's weird how like because there's nothing wrong with it It's absolutely wonderful. Show them show it all. But you know the uh in the conservative sense They're like, oh, that's good. You could fit about eight babies inside of that. I know they just measure you hip joint by hip joint So not long after she saw her friend Or her or her wife the the friend of her whatever she she saw this chick She was doing some sexy stuff on instagram. She's like, I gotta do it She did her first nude photo shoot and she says she finally felt good about herself She says I never felt more sexy and more liberated than I did then so you are one

Hero of the week Nicole Mitchell follow your heart and good work Honestly, just feel liberated be comfortable with who you are and that is a constant work in progress Seriously, and now another hero and this man This makes me have faith in humanity a homeless fella He rushed into a burning animal shelter and he saved Every single pet his name is Keith Walker. He saved a total of 10 cats and six dogs It was from there was a raging fire at W underdogs. It's an animal shelter in Atlanta, Georgia

A lot of great people out there in Georgia. Keith Walker. He's 40 53 years old He's been homeless since he was 13 years old Damn, his dog would stay at this homeless shelter every now and again when he had to uh, uh, you know overnight when Walker couldn't take care of him and he sees the thing ablaze everyone is going crazy Apparently the fire department is there and the police are there and they're just like, I don't know what we can do I don't know what we do and then like Hancock Keith Walker goes in saves 10 cats and six dogs. It is unbelievable and the dogs are so freaking cute This is what he had to say and this is why he's a real hero. He says I was nervous as hell

I'm not gonna lie and that's again. You have to fight through the fear. Yes, you do. Like dune like that. Yes, you do Absolutely, and never mind you absorb that. That's absolutely incredible. This is also very much like Peewee Herman A bit So this is what he had to say. He said I was nervous as hell, but I'm not I'm not gonna lie I was really scared to go in there with all that smoke But God put me here to save those animals if you love a dog you can love anyone in the world My dog is my best friend and I wouldn't be here without him So I knew I had to save all those other dogs and it really is

That's honestly one of the Story, but I'd like to find out if there was a way to support this dude in any way shape or form Yes, and uh Keith Walker, perhaps he doesn't mind his life, but I'm sure he could always go It's tough because I don't know if he even would have access if he had to go find me or whatever Anyway, Keith Walker, thank you so much. You are this week's hero of the week And uh, well one half of the hero of the week, but uh, you know, I was 75 percent hero of the week 75 75 percent sure. Thank you. Keith and hero of the week. Here's a listener email This comes from um, this is a response to the don't shop at colterfarm.net website that we talked about last week because apparently

Um, whoever runs that website put up a new thing a new post saying I have now seen thousands of people Have come to this website and I want to remind you and tell you again Do not shop at colter farms. Rebecca is a demon who has been haunting me Did we uh, did we drive that traffic? Yeah, absolutely. If I don't know who else would have found that But yes, he's very frightened. So this woman just she's like I hit I hit him onto something I know yes be everyone should know and they will know No, but this is an email we got when you were reading the don't shop at colter farms website Reminded me of a fellow I interacted with back in 2005

I was working tech support for a large alarm company and came across this customer named lorenzo from alabama He would call into tech support three to five times a week Tell us something insane happened and says that nothing be done But wanted his account documented. Okay. So here are the some of the greatest hits include Someone broke into his house stole a gallon of milk from the fridge and replaced it with spoiled milk That's called bourbon. I actually think that that's a really funny joke time traveling. It's good. It's a great Always gangstalk always gangstalker enemies Someone broke into his house and stole three

one-dollar bills The police regularly break into his house and have shot him many times. Well, but is he okay? It seems to be fake bullets. Yes. Okay. Yes Um, the homosexuals from across the street Broke into his house and stole four cigarettes From his pocket. Oh my god. That's not easy to do. It's hard and don't blame the homosexuals. No I didn't even know david blaine was gay. Wow

He'll make any cock disappear Um, the prostitute that lives next door kicked open his front door He shot up his house with an ak-47 while he was sleeping on the couch and then Stole the front door Which is an incredible full whole full assault. So what does this house look like at this point? It is just four just pillars Someone stole his doorbell and garbage disposal That is wild. Honestly the garbage disposal takes some time to to get out of there

You got to wiggle it out and what a pain in the ass. You go to click the switch and there's just nothing There's food all over the inside of your fucking sink. You threw all the cabbage down there Funny enough, there were numerous claims of someone stealing inhumanly large quantities of cheese from his refrigerator His call records went back for his call records went back for six years. Oh my god So again, maybe he got covid. Yeah, maybe this is all a psychotic break But as jesson says mental health isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility and we take that responsibility very seriously Uh, and uh, depending on how many drugs you do it might be your fault, but nonetheless, you still have to take it You are still in charge of it. Yes. All right. Any other listener emails? No, that's that's it

for today Well, thank you all so much for listening. We're gonna keep on getting through 2021 together. This year is off with a I guess bang is called a bang In a good or bad sense, but we are moving forward and we are in the fourth quarter. My parents just got vaccinated in In florida a lot of folks are being rabies Yes, but my folks are very middle class Which lets me believe that they are actually getting this out to to everyday folks. Absolutely My parents are on the short list that can't wait for them to get it

And then I could probably go see that. I don't know that's such a foreign concept of seeing your family I don't know. Maybe of course the short list of is just the sick list of polish people there in florida. It's weird. We always would just make Our grievances known No, it's because you because we live our life as strong polish warriors as the All we do is I'm a bullying ghost of susama and you are no warrior Oh, I'm a warrior because I sit there and I fiddle with my thumbs. You should ask. Uh, if I'm not a warrior You should ask you now mentioned six

Well, then I guess I'll continue Without You gotta love the fact that, um Wow 200 people who who shop at the target extra large section Took over the government today We had to re-record today's episode for technical difficulties not on purpose And we finally recording an episode during a time when shit is happening Well, we got the granny killer and uh, we got a bunch of stuff there and I don't know

I can't say that I don't think they took it over I think they uh, they'll they'll let them have it They'll be kind of like It seemed like the cops kind of went like oh no, they're here and they're like, uh, these guys are Oh, what are we gonna do? Hands are tied, I guess Meanwhile just like piles of rubber bullets sitting in their little vans. It's fun. It's interesting Um police and militia. What's the difference sometimes? But the uh, the real thing you really gotta do is you gotta laugh Cause if you don't laugh, you know what happens if you don't laugh sometimes? That's scared, that's more of a whimper

If you laugh The thing about laughing is that it allows, it creates a soundtrack for your revenge But what if you're doing something that's extremely nefarious and like not funny Then you're broadcasting and people should get out of the way, like the Nashville bummer Okay, see? Okay, you've done it Double H blade We love Nashville, we love Nashville We do, I believe you have one more on the triple L

No, I did you, I did all the three Did you do love? Yeah You did love You did live, you did laugh, I don't believe that you did love You gotta love yourself because if not, you can't love anybody else Wow Yeah, I read that in fucking an Oprah's fucking tampon box

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