Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Groundlog Day

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Henry & Marcus break down this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the latest scoop on The Epstein Files, Secret Tunnels in NYC, 8-foot-tall "Nephilim" aliens possibly responsible for massive police turnout at Miami mall, chaos on a Chinese airliner as passenger claims to be "stuck in time loop", Oregon nurse caught swapping fentanyl IVs with tap water IVs - kills at least 10 people, Florida man sues Dunkin' Donuts over exploding toilet, an elderly couple killed by defective furnace, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

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Yeah. Man, I am ready. You are to do a show today, buddy. I know you're ready. I'm ready to. There needs to be a medal for us, for people like me, that arrive to work with COVID. Yeah. Right. There needs to be, you know, like people who work at restaurants, bars, you've been parks who arrived to work with COVID, knowing that the gears of capitalism must move forward. Know that the laughter must continue because what happens when there is no laughter, what's that sound? Cacophonus silence.

Guess what? You know what happens with Cacophonus silence, right? Fucking things come into jam the gap. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

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Yeah, no, Lee right, bro. You know, you know, who else is right? The fucking door to door solicitor that came to my house with my household head, COVID, trying to sell me a water filtration system. And I'm yelling at him through the door. We have COVID in his answer says COVID. You know what his answer was? Me too.

I Like you need to go right now. You need to fucking go me to after you told me I've got an appointment with your neighbor four o'clock. You know we're checking on the water filtration system. Me too, man. Me too. I got it. I got it.

Welcome to Side Stories. I'm Marcus Parks with me is the COVID riddled Henry's a broski on the Paxle of it. Having the fucking the vulture shit mouth that fucking Paxle of it gives you. My God. Yeah, you doing. I'm all right. You know, the Paxle that we does give you a little bit of a kick. A little, it gave you a kick. Me, I just got the horrible shit mouth and that was it. But I will tell everyone turns out,

I actually, I never test a positive for COVID. Carolina did. I just kept taking it. But I got the, what is it? I got the booster about a month before she did. So, hey, my booster work. The only thing is I got some kind of weird chest thing. So my voice and my laugh, I'm not back to like,

since I got a chest full of shit, you're getting smoker voice, ladies. It does sound like it. It feels like we're dialing it back. We have a lot of fun. And I think that it's a point until I give the... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But you know, honestly, I feel like that's what we're doing a lot of because in 2024, a lot

of the stuff we're hoping to do is get back to our some, our weirdo roots, getting back into that because I miss it. And this week, I think part of the reason why I was so adamant about coming to work this week was because, and by the way, you're at home, you're not here in the studio. Yes, so let everyone know, you didn't come into the studio with no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I say again, I just give it to my family. I went to the police station and I just spread it there. Um, no, I, uh, it's holy shit. It's like I'm riddled. I'm sick, right? First of all, you know, one thank you to the

animate Raleigh. It was awesome. I had so much fun in Raleigh. Um, but coming out, right? First of all, you know, one thank you to the anime, Ralei. It was awesome. I had so much fun in Ralei. But coming out, right, obviously I'm already kind of feeling rough and the news is just like I was like what in the live and book Is happening. There is so much crazy shit flying around. It's gonna be a fucking rough year ladies and gentlemen There is a lot there's a lot going on right now. First of all, ding, ding, ding, ding, what's that sound? Epstein files revealed. Everybody's excited.

XJ penis. Spider unite. It's not that XJ did. Everyone's excited, confused and disgusted all at the same time. All the time. And I, first of all, everything that came out, we were, you know, we, everyone's paying me. What do you think?

There's, it's not much new was revealed. No. From what we could see, it seems a lot of it was supposed already public that came from the, the lady that had accused Prince Andrew of multiple things. We know that we now know that Clinton was just around. Yeah. Right? of multiple things. We know that we now know that Clinton was just around, right? I've always built Clinton. I wouldn't even put my name on a reservation list for a restaurant right now. I think that he need to, he is not good, right? So good to go.

I know, you know, they all talk big on the thing. You know that things are weird when everybody on a plane is talking about how great Trump's casino is in Atlantic City. You know, that's bad. Because they're talking about making an emergency stop in Jersey, which is like, who does that at Newark? Who is looking for pork roll so bad that they need to literally make an emergency turnaround stop for New Jersey and you have a whole plane filled with illegal minors that are there as sex workers. I feel like, you know, again, very Jersey. Yeah. Um, Stephen Hawking, if you heard the thing with the little people orgy, is this part of the, is this part of the scene release? No, dude, this is all shit.

So I mean, I'm half confused. I got sort of like brain fog. I looked it up. I just saw the term several time, little people. It was Stephen Hawking, M word orgy, right? I saw that several times. And then I looked it up. I just saw the term several time. Little people, it was Stephen Hawking and word orgy, right? I saw that several times and then I looked it up. And first of all, there is some startling artist representations that have just began immediate because he is, he is, you know, I get it.

discussion and rumors and this happened sometime or allegedly happened. Allegedly. He's dead. Stephen Hawking did not fucking have a little person orgy on Epstein Island in 2006. The fake testimony reads, yes, he liked watching undressed, in words, little people solve complex equations on a two high up top board. It's allegedly, it's just, I want to see the animation of it. Obviously, I do want to see that there. I want to see that Pixar movie. But I don't know, I don't know if it's real. I think that I don't think it's not real.

Of course, I don't. I'm just saying, I got brain fog. That one of the greatest minds of the 20th century got off on trying to make little people solve complex equations on a chalkboard that was too high for them to write on. Only know his life is weird. I made out with Sharon Stone once. All right, and I don't, but I don't think that that's real.

I don't know what's happening. A lot of weird shit, the tunnels, so that's just one thing. So the Epstein list is one thing. Very, don't really know what's happening. A lot of weird shit, the tunnels, so that's just one thing. So the Epstein list is one thing. Very, don't really know what's gonna come out of that. I have no idea if there's gonna be further revelations. We don't know, obviously, Jizz Lane is still saying, did you see her lady statement about Little St. James?

No. About how there was never once a woman on that island. And it's like, you were there, bitch. Like, you were there, bitch. Like you were there. You went there. No, it says she literally was like not a single uterus or a woman associated person was on that entire island. And it's like, man, man, oh man. I don't even know what you're thinking, whatever, fuck you, just like. And so we don't know what the hell's gonna happen. We've got tunnels under synagogues in New York City, which is, no one knows Jack shit about.

We know that there was a conflict between the acidic community and the police. These tunnels were under a very important building. Yeah. Well, it's the Shabbat building, right? Isn't that what it's the pronouncements? It's a very, yeah, very important building. Yeah. Well, it's the Shabbat building, right? Isn't that what it's the pronounciate? It's a, it's a, it's a very, yeah, very important synagogue in the, the from what I just read, the tunnels were leading to a ritual bathhouse, which, you know, and this is in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. Yeah, we have no idea what's going on there.

The police have not disclosed what the reason for these tunnels or what's happening. Would you know that there was an intense fight between police and some of the younger members of the congregation and they were all like, apparently, they're some part of some fringe group that believes that their former leader might be a Messiah. I have no idea. I have no idea. It's just very again, I was just like sitting and this is sick. Sick is bold.

Just being like, I have to get to a microphone. Where's the microphone? I got to get to a microphone. Where's the microphone? I got to talk to someone, but it was just like, I got knows what the hell that is. It's a, it's the hiscetic community in Brooklyn. They are famously, um, insular. They have their police force. They have their own, um, they have their own ambulance. They're very, very insular. It's hard to get any sort of information out from them as to what

they're actually fucking up to. Yes. I don't know what's going on. Who knows. We may never know what the fuck's going on, but that tunnel, I mean, that video isn't so, I mean, intense fight. It's more of a slap fight and a shove fight. It's just for against the police. Yeah. And then they're put, well, they're pulling benches in front. They're barring them from because they're went to go fill in the tunnel. And I guess they were talking about the structure. They were really afraid of the structural integrity of the building, getting fucks with.

So it's a fucking tunnel underneath in a part like a huge building in Brooklyn. I just don't know how they did it. I don't know how they dug it. All I know is that it's been a fantasy of mine. For a long time. I want tunnels. You know, I want that. I want tunnels. I want the secret room.

I've been, I actually asked that we were getting a closet redone and I asked them if I could build a secret compartment in the wall. If I could do that, they looked at me like I was the fucking dangerous person. Like you were on the fucking Epstein list. But no, but I just said no, it's like fun for me. To have the secret, the secret.

What would you put back there in the secret compartment? It probably would just be hats. I have hundreds of graphic tees. Yeah, you do. You put your shoes back there. No, the C-Sue's gotta be seen. Okay, that is the whole point of the shoes is that the shoes are seen. You have to be seen. You can't hide those. I just partially I wanted so that I can hide in there. Oh, okay. So you can just hide yourself and leave your wife to deal with the home invader.

No, Natalie, get in there. It's in there, but it would be it would have to be one or the other. We already know we've talked about this, the roles in our home. I tire the assassin, she finishes all. That's the idea. So, yeah. But our roles in the home is eye attack, she calls. Yes, but eventually she's got an attack. Yeah, eventually, but I mean, if he gets past me, then yeah, you know, it's, it is up to her.

I mean, she's not, I mean, she, and that's the thing. You don't want to corner Carolina. That's the last thing you want to do. That is a one of those. Grrr, a fantastic in a crisis. It's like her eyes go black like a doll's eyes. No, I don't want to just fucking, she fucking goes into survival mode. So yeah, you don't want to fuck with her. See, what I want is you open it up and you don't know. And it's just got like a, a kind of a, a Jerry rigged version of a Batman suit in it. And it's just got like a kind of a jerry rigged version of a Batman suit in it. And to people think I've been with I die in here and then people think I've been

avenging the city. Yeah. Like going in there. But also I've been kind of thinking about the idea of like just to see for best. Oh, okay. So your suicide best. Well, just in case, just to make anybody understand, like if you come into my home, I'll destroy this whole house. So you're, you're, you'll destroy this whole house. So you're I'll blow up the whole house. So you're comfortable like sleeping every night with a pile of C4 in your closet. Yeah, but it's inert, right? And you set it on fire.

I don't know. I know it's a clay-like substance. I've just seen it in movies. You don't want to drown things. You don't want it around. Because what if there is a house fire? It's gonna be like that fucking the flare fire and where the entire house explodes again,

mystery, creating content, people are going to be like, ooh, what's that all about? You know, getting buzz, driving up the algorithm. Interesting. Yeah. And if you die in that explosion, then that gives me an ad content for a least a couple of weeks. See everybody again, everybody's doing great. It's all and then everybody can come to work with COVID and be ready to go.

Everyone's gonna be ready to go. And so these again, no idea what's happening in the news. All this is fucked up, but I do know for a fucking fact an aliens attacked Miami. One of the most precious, beautiful cities in this entire country of ours. And this is this thing's fucked up.

Have you looked at this story? Yeah, yeah. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've looked at it. Right. So you're firmly on the side that this was aliens. Why don't you explain the, explain the video, explain the incident.

All right. So the Nephilim has visited Miami. And it's not just a guy who owns the Cuban sandwich shop. Nephilim are the ancient aliens that turned us from putry, Paul tree little brimates into the working class, intelligent, based primates that we are today in order to dig her gold for their starships. We already know this, all right. That's already set. I thought that the Nephilim were the offspring of humans having sex with angels in

the book of it wasn't that what the book of Enoch told us. Yeah. Rob is yet he's give me a thumbs up. You don't have your COVID brain is fucking you up, bro. Nephilim. Nephilim is what you want it to be. Because I've also seen that Nephilim be described as the watchers. Right, that Nephilim was also the watchers, the ones that are beyond the one that just watch everything that's happening. Like the watcher, the children of the watchers. The children of the watchers, yeah, the children of the watchers. And they are also sometimes compared to the Anunnaki, which is the also the original reptilian

race that might be a part of the Nephilim might also be the ancient demons that inspired the Torah. Yeah, and your belief is that those aliens showed up at a fucking mall in Miami. They had to. And so this is very, I think this is a very, because one of the trending topics on Twitter was Nephilim and to this. So this is a Florida police. So they happened at a Miami mall. There was a giant. The police claimed that 50 teenagers, they said possibly armed with sticks were involved in a huge melee at the Bayside Marketplace, which is a local mall. And now the cops are staying straight up. Nothing has been withheld from the public. We're not, we are not hiding aliens, but video from a police helicopter actually suggests otherwise.

If you could see outside of the Bayside Mall, there's many police. So no one knows why. They shut off the power to the mall. They shut off the water to the mall. They shut down all of the ways into the mall. Right? No one knows what they could, but there was a massive roll.

They know why, because the brawl, the kids had fireworks and they thought it was a fucking the ways into the mall. Right. No one knows what they could, but there was a big mess. Of course, they know why because the brawl, the kids had fireworks and they thought it was a fucking mass shooting at the mall. Nephilim. So if you see this video, right? Like watch, you see the spotlight hit these three aliens. You see these look. All right. So there has been this, this, if there is a everyone saying rumors of shadow aliens, they look fairly solid. If you watch this video from the helicopter, you see a bunch of police there, they're, you know, the lights are going, you see three shadowy, yet still very thick creatures, I'm gonna say creatures, they are human like inform, but they are walking slightly slower than you would. Right. So I'm viewing them as aliens. They are

weird. It's weird looking. It's more just like, yes, do how many police officers, hundreds of police officers arrived to arrest what? But just a teenage fights. What are they? They're probably fighting over if Taylor Swift and Kelsey, what's his name or breaking up or whatever? They'd probably there be in like, oh, yo, Joe, coy at the gold. Gobs was bad. You know, I mean, like, who knows with these kids kids fight over anything? They's like, that's not what they're there for. Those kids were probably the other chase in their Pokemon. No, no, they're not there at all because the kids had fireworks and they were setting them off and they thought it was a mass shooting. That's not it at all. What it was there for they were there for the Anunnaki. It was there for these three stroll abouts. Yeah. Had to control the narrative. All right, because you have

these teenagers fighting because I mean, you know, I do. We're all scared. We're all scared of teenagers. Yeah. I don't know. Everyone's always scared of every teenager. Oh, my god, in British teenagers, I just just went there terrifying terrifying because they got nothing to lose, right? They don't, they don't understand their bodies and their hormones. They don't understand their rage within, right? They know they don't understand. So it's like, I do understand that's scary, but this is partially why I think the, I've

been saying this for a while where we have to have like a brigade of police that don't have guns, but they have like need more nets. Yeah. Sticky glue stuff where you scot them and you coat them in a bunch of slime. The six of the grounds a bunch of like weird hardening foam. I think would actually be good for them like more ropes. I think a good way to kind of just pin them all to the ground for a while and it's everybody cools out.

Yeah. And then you could show them some new what's kids like Diplo? You could show them like something you could show them a video that'll calm them down. Be like, here you go. Or some new, look at these new fucking killer ass Travis Scott Nike collabs. And then they're all just, they're all just go like, whoa, yeah, cool. You show them some Lego. They all come out. Roblox. You're showing some robots,x, man. Kids love roblox. Which is skimmy-de-dimmy-de. Where's the toilet?

Yeah, so you're way of approaching law enforcement. You want them to use tools that Adam West used in the old Batman TV show. I think that's how we safely harness children. Right, they're going to make sure that they don't hurt each other. But it is a cool video. But why? It is. All right, so for me to introduce, yes, everyone's making a big deal.

Aliens, is it aliens? Don't know. I find it interesting that we're focusing in on this piece of footage. Like what was about it? Like what the fuck were they looking at? There were three, they are. If you believe that this is real, they showed it on the fucking news. Those are weird.

They're large. Right? Yeah, they're large and they're all very, they showed it on the fucking news. Those are weird. They're large. Right? Yeah, they're large and they're all very, they're very white like that. It's the whole white color of them is that it's very strange. This is what I'm saying. But on the other hand, they're saying a lot of there's also a lot of spotlights around which could make it appear from a police helicopter hundreds of feet up that they are all white. Are they wearing reflective clothing? Is it a bunch of people from the Blue Man group?

Is it all the buzzup guys? Was the Jabber walkies? The Jabber walkies. I don't know if it is the Jabber walkies. I just, it is just a, we're just in this year of, of this decade of God knows how we disseminate what is real and what is not real and what is confusing and what is not confusing. And something like this is that you, it's because obviously we hyper focused and because the entire country is in love with aliens right now and it's really looking for aliens and seeing them everywhere. We got some jellyfish videos I'm going to show at some point on the stream that are truly frightening. I'm going to get you

like, you know, I love they are never balloons because if I hear the word balloon associated with the UFO, I know that you're racist against high strangeness. That's a racist term. Balloon lover is a racist term on UFO subreddits around the world because that's been as far back as Roswell's weather weather balloon balloon balloon. Yeah. balloon balloon balloon balloon. A lot of balloon. It's a balloon. We know balloons. All right. I've seen it too. Yeah. All right. I know balloons. Yeah. Yeah. Your house is filled with them every day because

it will keep seem destroying all of our precious China's, right? Everything's covered in balini and a like in a giant plastic like substance. But what it markets to you? Like, what is the goal of a new story that is purporting the idea that there are aliens in this conflict? Like, do you think that this helps alleviate the idea that it took 150 cops to subdue 50 teenager with fireworks? So they have to sort of float this up there. Yeah, because the cops are like, it's not aliens. So do aliens. I mean, the cops are there. I would say that the cops response to it was very similar to the official response to the Phoenix lights. Remember when, uh, what's his name? Five Simonton. Five Simonton. That's a criminal. Who went ahead to eat his own hat? Yeah, five Siammington, who was the mayor of Phoenix at the time during the infamous Phoenix

lights incident. He held a press conference and said, we found the culprit. We found who did it and he brought out a guy in an alien costume and everyone had a good laugh. But then years later, he did, as you said, eat his hat. Yeah. And it's something very strange did happen. But this does happen quite a bit with, you know, with the news. And it might be a way to alleviate the pressure of the people of Miami of like, why did 38 to 40 to 50 cop car show up at the mall last night? But it is also it's a fun human intro story. Of course. And because the Vegas story a fun human interest story. Of course. And because the Vegas story, the Vegas UFO story was really interesting.

That popped up and kind of went away. But they always give it that smile that is a lot of like they always give it that that wink and a nod. But that's how we know we're on the right side. Yeah. You think so? And when the news are saying serious things about the UFO situation or phenomena, that's you don't like that's how you only you can say it is mid-burp. As you only way to actually say it is that

when they are talking seriously about it, that's how I know they're talking to the government. You think so? Yes. So when they're talking so in your in your worldview, it's only real if they're making fun of it. Yes. Well, mental illness. But it is a, I really believe that though, I don't think that when you're talking seriously about UFOs, it feels like they are talking for a different purpose. When we went through the whole, like when we took down all those UFOs at the big, I wanted to say the beginning of last year when all of that went down with all the drones that were shot down, the spy balloons that were shot down. And then the mysterious

objects that were shot down over Michigan and Alaska, it is, you know, my view at the time was which I still think is holding is that what we did was that we shot up one spy balloon. And then we also shot up a couple of other private industry objects that were in the sky that were literally just floating there. And we just blew it up to just show everybody that we can blow up something the size of the sedan in the sky if we want to. And we can locate it and blow it up. And that, that, mostly that was a slightly for show. And you watch everybody talk very seriously about UFOs. And it feels like it's we were playing some sort of international

gamesmanship with other countries with China and Russia showing them what we could do. But it's, you know, otherwise stuff like this, yes, it's a, I don't mind a winky, a winky alien story because then I know we're not being taken to seriously because once we get, because guess what happens when a serious light comes to all of these uphologists and people that are interested in it, it just ruins all of their lives. Muay Luzando could not make it through a dozen pitch meetings. You know, I mean, it got to a point where it's a good skin had too much heat for him. You know, it gets too much stuff.

David Grusch just canceled, just David Grusch just canceled another Rogan appearance I mean, it got to a point where it's a good skin had too much heat for him. Yeah. You know, it's too much stuff. He would rush just cancel. Just David Grusch is canceled another Rogan appearance because he's now, he's now citing security issues. I, it does feel like I, it's because he doesn't have yet the next layer that he's trying to talk about. But maybe, maybe he is, maybe he is being threatened because it does sound like he is doubling down every day about what he's talking to. Yeah, David Grussell is a very, he's an interesting character. And there's, and what I've been

seeing amongst the UFO community is that the overall narrative right now is that human beings are in an experiment. And the reason why there is no disclosure is because the moment the world knows the experiment, the experiment, then the experiment is over and they start and they kill us all and start all over again. Like, did you read the story? Like this one's been a big one lately. Apparently, it's been around for a while, but I've been seeing a lot. The Jimmy Carter story.

Have you read this one? Which one? I know the one that he saw. I know that he says that he's seen. Well, the story is that, you know, he saw a UFO, you know, and he said during his campaign, like once I get, I've seen a UFO, you know, call me crazy, whatever. I know what I saw.

I know what I saw. And he said, as soon as I get in the office, I'm gonna disclose that I'm gonna look into UFOs. I'm gonna see what the guy knows. I'm going to disclose. But instead the same thing. Yeah. And the story, the story goes that Jimmy Carter was taken into the back room. You know, he was taken in. He was told what the UFO phenomenal scenario, what we're dealing with. Yeah. And then he came out of the room and broke into tears and was a broken man for about a couple of weeks because the speculation is that he was told that, you know, he was

given proof that all the world's religions are merely parts of the experiment and that his strong Christian faith over the years was alive. And then he's like, well, it gets tired to put solar panels on the white house. That might Jimmy Carter impression. Is that good? Well, yeah, seems like we're gonna have to invite William Nelson out here. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

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But it is the all do the you remember, famously Obama to the whole like, you know, like, I'd have to, if I told you, I'd have to kill you when he did the whole like funny little bit. And it's just like, you do know though, Obama. You do know. And then you made one of the worst movies I have ever seen that Julia Roberts movie is absolutely hot garbage. Help us. I need to help us. Help us stop making podcasts and shitty movies. Help us. Do something. I don't know what he's going to do. I don't know what he's going to do.

If one of your daughters is listening if Sasha, if you're listening to your father, tell me call your father, tell him to help us. We need your time. We need to All right, call your dad say the two aging podcasters are asking for help help. Oh, apparently no, don't worry He says he's gonna make a new series of mentos But I think that's really going to help. I think it's going to be it's going to be Vladimir Putin eating the Mentos, stop in the war. I mean, it's a good, it's a good style. Yeah, it is a good style, but we don't need freshness.

We got plenty of freshness. We know, no, no, I mean, I'm not very fresh, but that's just because I have a bathed in days. Yeah. Now, I um, talking about a Siam. This is another, again, weirdo fucking story that I absolutely love. This is straight from old school X, this floated up. Now, this is a video was emerged from a Chinese Airlines, from Disney January.

And it's interesting because it does not look staged. It looks, it's actually very frightening. It's very panicking and people are screaming on a plane. And this guy, another example of somebody having a full on mental breakdown inside of a plane, if it is indeed a mental breakdown or something. God knows what the hell also could be, is that the man claiming that he tried to run and open up a door on a plane. We got to do something

about this. There's got to be a more of a cover on these. There's got to be something else. I think like I know that the emergency exit we're giving people too much responsibility with the emergency exit. Right. I think that we need to just get rid of that. I think the other needs to be guy. It needs to be chosen, that needs to just sit next to that thing. And that's what it does. Maybe that's impossible. I know we had the, what was it?

The flight warden, the Marshalls, the Marshalls. I don't think that happens anymore. I don't think that flight Marshalls happens anymore. But it's like, we do need, there's something because these doors are just like, people just grab. Yeah. Well, thankfully, this one was on the ground. Like, if you're up in the air, you can't open it up, but this was still on the ground. I watched these doors now. I take it amongst myself and I will stop

this because you believe that if the door comes open, like you did on that Alaska Airlines flight, if something pops off, you're going to be the man to save everyone. I'm gonna do it. Right, I'm gonna fucking stop and it stopped. I'm gonna do the Let's Roll. And I'm gonna change everything. But so this guy, he opened up the emergency door of the plane, screaming that he has, he was in a time loop and that this was his sixth time.

And that each time he went on to this plane, it crashed and he died and he woke back up on the plane. And that it just took off again. And so this guy is screaming about how everybody's gonna die and that we need to be careful. And so everybody's flipping out and he's going, I'm trying to save everyone, I'm trying to save everyone. This is my sixth time in this loop. This is like something out of loss. It's so fucking cool. I mean, not cool. I mean, it's terrifying, but I'm just saying

that because I'm like rewatching lost right now and preparation for a stream that me and Carly and you are going to do in the future. But maybe so, singing a loss is just on my brain. But it does feel like loss. It feels like the X files. It feels like it's something that is extremely interesting to me, but also the twilight. Because it is the scariest thought I can have about what can happen on a plane. Obviously. He's stuck in a time loop of the plane crashing. But there is, there is one small detail that does point towards like, maybe this might be more of a mental breakdowns that he said, the flight. Marcus, how fucking dare you, dog. He said the flight attendant wasn't human and was a robot who was changing her battery.

No, you know what I mean? I don't know, but it could be that there's, this is some sort of experiment that there are robots on the plane and they don't want to do and But that's the thing is that if he experienced the time loop, does that not mean that everybody on the plane is also experiencing the time loop? Well, it's a little bit of I think they call it in I think they called it on the internet main character syndrome where he sort of has this idea that they are all in his time loop, right? That they are all, they, they are all subject to whatever happens to him. He's the only one outside of the consciousness point.

And so technically, it would probably mean he's the only person with free will. He's the destined. He's the destined in the situation. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I. Okay. I do find it interesting because from, obviously, a lot of Chinese media is controlled. And there's not a lot of that we get.

This would straight to the internet. And I guess partially having it be grounded and everything to fight be grounded would point more towards it being staged. But it is, I don't know what the purpose of it being staged would be. Like, now we see the lady who came out that said that the man wasn't real, right? Like she's saying, I was just saying that because I was like, are you not being for real right now? Like it's like that was her answer to that, which is like, that's fucking weird. I think she's think that she stills yet to admit

that she was very intoxicated. But this is a, and this is another, like, again, allegedly, I don't know. I'm just talking out of school, but she is just saying that you go like, like literally like, you know, like, just you're, you're not real about that. Which is like, I just don't know what that means. I don't know why you say that. I think that's something that she came up with while talking to her friends and thought, in since she's not a very bright person, she thought that that was the best she can come up with without taking any sort of responsibility about being too intoxicated on a plate. And then being very frightening to a lot of people and freaked everybody out because she

was just kind of talking. But this guy is like, this guy was is in distress. So on this, because it is a name, the airline, but this guy is, it took a lot of people to pin them down. And you can literally, but also I we talk about in the show all the time about how much we appreciate flight attendants and what they have to fucking go through. And what they do because that you just hear them calmly. I mean, like everyone returned to your seats.

Everyone just if you could just, you know, put on your seat belts and we will move forward. I mean, like they're all trying to be very calm except for everybody that's there, pinning this guy to the ground being like, we're all gonna die. I've seen this before. I've been in this time loop. Because as soon as I'm here in time loop, yeah, I'm off the plane. Yeah. Like I'm gone. I'm done. My trip is canceled. Yeah.

I wonder if there is something about airplane because it does seem like there is so much wacky shit happening on airplanes over the last few years. It's really, but it's been in the last three years that just the wet, just wacky shit keeps happening on airplanes over and over and over again. And it could be, you know, partly the whole like, like not necessarily confirmation bias. I can't remember exactly what it's called, but the idea that because we all have like you big, widest record, there's recording devices are in every single person's pocket. And every single incident that happens anywhere in the world can be frozen time, frozen

time and immediately uploaded to the internet for the entire world to see. So maybe shit's always been wacky on airplanes. Maybe it has been. Part of my theory is that we are in an obviously high stress point in society. Yes. We were after we have not dealt with the residual. I'm going to just going to go use the term a trauma for what we dealt with this society during COVID. And no one really wants to admit it because we've been desperate. We're all just desperately trying to move on, which I do understand. My people are just trying to get like trying to get society back on its fucking on track. But I do think that it's a people are crazy. I think airlines and nuts. Yeah. The prices are at a control. You think so.

Right. You got that. You got a little bit of the prices are at a control. So people are like, you'll ramped up. It's customer service is weird. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I just feel like it's there's a lot of stuff going on and just the constant, ever pervasive, a big brother eye that we have kept on ourselves with their own cell phones. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's everything that's, the things that shit's always been fucked in the world. It's just now we get to see everybody's little corner of the world getting fucked up at

all time. 24 seven. Yeah. Because everyone's corner of the world gets fucked up sometimes. Yes. We all encounter weird shit. You know, we lived in New York for forever, you know, and you encounter weird shit there on a daily basis, like so much so that when weird, super weird shit would happen,

I would sometimes forget about it, like within the hour. And then like later that day, someone will say something and if you remember when that guy dresses, remember that guy dressed Mickey Mouse cut his dick off and you're like, yeah. Oh, yeah, but someone will say something like, remind, he's like, oh, yeah, this thing happened to me like earlier today. And they're like, how the fuck did you not walk into the room telling me about that?

I'm like a lot of stuff. I forgot. I totally forgot that it happened until. I saw. I yeah, because those problems, like, you know, exactly, Mickey Mouse guy happened. And I saw Jake Chillinghole on the train. Now it's like that. Oh, that first members guy happen. And I saw Jake Chilling Hall on the train. Now it's like that, that first member's a race.

Now I know Jake Chilling Hall, oh, he's just like us. Yeah, he's just like us. Look at that, he's out there, he's just on the train. Yeah, he's just like us. Toby McGuire loves the train. Love is the train. Yeah. Too much. Thanks too much.

Who loves the train? I like the train. I love the train. I miss, that's the number one thing I miss from New York. I do miss a train. I I like the train. I love the train. I miss, that's the number one thing I miss from New York. I do miss the train. I do miss the train. I love the train. But no, it's so, it's just fucked.

I don't want to be at a time loop. No, time loop sounds like one of the biggest nightmare scenarios, because you always see like when people describe hell, like, well, when people describe hell, it's always like you should be stuck in the worst moment of your life forever. And over and over and over again, I shall kill your daughter and make you, make you relive her death.

We have a day. Leave me alone. This is a, what would you do if I was stuck in a time, you do the bill Murray thing, you learn to play the piano. Would you seduce? Would you try to seduce? There are make the one woman in the town that you knew from before. Would you get to know everything about her and then slowly seduce her in a way? They was actually kind of stockbrushed, but she doesn't know that you spent 40 years in

a timeo. I have no idea what I would do. I mean, I think I would try because you know, groundhog day, they say it was 40 years. 40 years. Is that what they finally like figured out was 40 years? I think that was the, it was in the script. Ah, that was for that eventually by the end of the year. It was 40 years. Man, yeah, I think that I would make much more of an effort to escape because I feel like that's what that was one, the one thing that I always thought was missing from that movie is that he made no, he never made an effort to escape the town. Well, technically, I think a lot of it is assuming that hundreds of those were,

if he did commit suicide, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple times. No, I mean, physically leaving the town. Like, I mean, physics, not just trying to run, you just get in your car and just drive. You're getting a, cause that's the thing is that they act like that, you know, growth was a grovers male. Like they act like, okay, it's a punk satani, Pete. I know it was a punk satani. Yeah. They act like this town is like an island in the middle of the Pacific ocean. Like it's a plate. It's a, it's a town in Pennsylvania. Well, he did the whole thing where he, he let the cops on the chase and then he drove out of town.

I do think he might have tried. It might have been in the movie where you just drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove a drove and then he woke up and he was back and parked on it. Yeah, it could be. I really, because I think that's what they're saying is that he had a change, Marcus. Mm-hmm. And maybe that's what this guy needs to learn.

And I wonder what is it about him that he's doing wrong. And I think that we should bring him, because he's obviously probably in some form of mental institution now. Yeah. Bring him Andy McDowell, who's still stunning, by the way. Stunning. We bring him Andy McDowell.

She goes, she does a thing, she kind of gives him a little bit of a ribbing being like, uh, maybe, and then maybe I'll give them something to live for that adorable Southern accent. Does he bring in America's sweetheart of the 90s? I mean, I feel like that would help him a lot. She can tell her. She could tell him about his experience working with John Travolta and Michael. I mean, I would love to hear that myself.

Uh-huh. And then I think she was also, I would love, was she also in phenomenon? Uh, no, that's Kira Sedgwick. Let's Kira Sedgwick. No, no, no, she is. So is Annie McDowell. Does it work for him and that? We'll bring him Kira Sedgwick.

Forging Kira Sedgwick. And then she can talk about her experiences filming the film. John Travolva. Yeah. And the phenomenon about how he has a great humor. I hear he's a delight on set. I hear he's a delight. But then you can tell, then we can find out whether or not the guy had a brain tumor secretly psychic. That's what the thing is he thinks he's psychic. He thinks it's such

remedial. But I was a Michael. He was a Michael. Yes. Psycho connect. He's psycho-canetic in phenomenon. Yeah. He can move things with his mind and he becomes very intelligent. He's very intelligent. He can make electricity come that's powder. Powder is what we can make. Powder is by the pedophile. That's the way we made the pedophile. Yeah, the powder is the one. Yeah, feel free to bring your children to the set. Yeah.

Hey, just you know, I actually went and have the special knees saddles made for your children. If you want to use these, these, these, these are making so that you aren't ruined. They're, they're, their taints are hurt by my rough knees. Yeah. No, I, uh, yeah, I feel like again, maybe he needs John Travolta. I think everybody needs John Travolta. I've skipped these women all together. Bring him John Travolta because he's looking for goodwill. He is.

He really is. I feel like he's looking for some distractions. You know, he's been, he's been in mourning for a while. Oh, well, while we take him out over to China, we haven't talked to this man. He talks about his own experiences filming Michael and he talks about Michael from his perspective. And he talks about uncomfortable The fucking wings were

Yeah, oh Yeah, and he dances for him A little bit Oh yeah, he wears his best to pay You show him time is just a number He's like, oh you think you're in a time Loop he puts his time he puts To pay on i'm daddy's uco

You know Like he just like time, Luke, he puts his time, he puts his thing on. I'm Danny Zuko. You know, like he did life. Holy shit. 1976, 1982, 1993. You know, I mean, like, what's never wish? Washa's, Luscious Aaron Michael. You really did. You really did. Not a strand of it made that for more.

Talk about made for a horse. I want to, I don't know the segue to get into this story, but you, you brought in the most righting story of the week. Besides the, the fentanyl bags being replaced with water by that nurse, which is like, that's a whole fucked up thing that happened in, they're being accused right now. There's an oregano, a nurse swap fentanyl with IVs filled with tap water. But I think it's got a lot to do with her addiction to tap water to not tap water to a fentanyl. Yeah. Yeah.

She was taking the fentanyl for herself and replacing the tubes of tap water and 10 people died. But the other unfortunate death story that we have is that this one is absolutely terrifying. It happened in South Carolina. Apparently, there was an elderly couple, uh, their names were, their names were John Little John and Glenwood Fowler. They were 84 and 82 years old. Oh, God. Couple of weeks ago, it's a Mima and Papu. Oh, yeah. This is Mima. Papu all over. Yeah. Uh, couple of weeks ago, that one of them was complaining their children that

their house was cold. You know, it's when or time it gets a chili out in South Carolina. And so the kids came over, found that the pilot light had gone out and they're, uh, and they're boiler. And so they lit the pilot light. They fiddle with some of the wires. That's one of the, I think that's the most important thing here. They feel over the wires. I'm just going to say, man, there are certain things you can fix in your home. There's certain things you know how to fix and I've watched YouTube videos and I've taught, I know I learned how to do fuses in YouTube videos and learn how to do little fixed things in my refrigerator and my garbage disposal in YouTube videos. But when it comes to the heater of your

home, I wouldn't fuck with it. And I did talk, and talk massive shit about HVAC people last episode and I do want to say because he got into a whole thing about HVAC people. And then I got a lot of also several emails that said that HVAC back and forth. Some people saying HVAC people are sabers. Some people eat from HVAC people saying, Hey, we are HVAC people. We'd listen. And then they got some people saying that they are the HVAC people are evil. But I don't know with the thing is you still, we need them. The HVAC people, what the HVAC people are just scamming you. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of differing opinions. But when it comes down to it, we need them. So I'm just staying neutral. I'm neutral. No. And this is this story definitely confirmed like I'm never fucking with any sort of HVAC system in any way whatsoever, because these, this elderly couple was not heard from

for a week. So the kids asked the police to go check on them. Maybe they didn't live in the same town. I don't know why, but the police went on a welfare check. Hey, they were in the round probably. They walked inside and found that the temperature inside the house was 120 degrees that, and they found that the boiler was set to 1000 degrees. If not a good, they were a roguide death.

The couple was of course both dead. Their bodies were, the temperature of the bodies was 106 degrees Fahrenheit. They were cooked. They were literally steamed cooked. The man was found lying on the bed unclothed and the woman was at the side of the bed closed and slouched into chair. Both of them had mobility issues. The man had just taken a fall.

The woman had just recently broken her hip. So what seems to have happened is that the heat in their house rapidly rose. The heat itself made them too lethargic to move and they cooked to death. I don't want this. The only way I want to be cooked to death if it was on the beautiful beaches of the Cayman islands. Of course. When I was sitting there with my my time, I'm allowing myself to be cooked to death slowly but surely wrapped, I guess, in garbage bags and Vaseline, waiting for it to slowly to slowly succumb.

But it is, this is horrifying. It's incredible that the, that the house did not just explode because they said that the air of natural gas was very, very strong and you know, the, what's the brand of that heater? That's actually very good. If you can run that in a thousand, and you run it in a thousand, that's like, horrendous Bosch level temperature. Like that is not good. That is the, that is the furnace of hell. They went to the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer,

the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, the monomer, They walked down there. It was just going, yeah, it's pretty crueggers boiling. That's where Freddie Krueger live. It's like the idea of it glowing orange. Yeah. Like you go down there. It's very fucking bad. I have no idea how it ran so long. Yeah. How did it go? I don't know. I mean, it is incredible heater, but it's not an incredible heater because it's just a simple fiddling of wires. It's set, they didn't set it to a thousand degrees Fahrenheit. The heater set itself. Yeah, the meter set itself to a thousand degrees and they cooked a death because of it. So it's not, it's good for durability, bad for programmability. Do we find out whether or not this heterogeneous Gen Z and it was quiet quitting. That's quite quite clever of you. It's just quitting. Yeah. It's not quite.

There is nothing quiet about it. You're just quitting. All right. You should call it now. You're just barely doing job. But the idea of I just, we just why we need robots. We need helper robots. I do think in many ways, the elderly could be helped with helper robots that no matter what, they're uncorruptible. They can't be like Stephen Hawking, where they'll make you cheat on your wife, where they can't seduce you while you're in there.

Wait, okay, so you're saying that Stephen Hawking's robot made him cheat on his no, I'm saying that he had a human nurse get a human nurse. Uh-huh. And that was the problem. There's much too much time in the human nurse. They seduced each other, broke up the marriage. Right.

But I think that you could, you had a robot in there. Mm-hmm. That has a temperature gauge and if the the temperature gets too high, the robot calls the police and drags you out to the street. Right? It's grabs you, drags you out to the street and leaves you out there naked naked, but alive. But for how long? It's cold. They're going to dive exposure because what's the robot going to do after a drive? I just can't imagine that scene. You're fucking you walk on your dog down the street. It's cold. They're gonna die of exposure because what's the robot gonna do after it dry? I just can't imagine that scene. You're fucking you're walking your dog down the street. It's just playing a song and just

but imagine that scene. You're walking your dog and all of a sudden there's a robot dragging two naked septogenarians on the fucking lawn and just leave the robot doing its job You know I just move up you know just like Wendy and car me Seriously smelling machines feel like you guys look sweaty You're probably gonna see the blanket or something truly we have arrived in the future Dude it's a spinning in a circle. A man someone put this on tone locomotive. Who did that?

It doesn't help everybody. But that's, that's horrifying. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is horrifying. So, uh, yeah, if you do start to feel the heat going up and up and up and up, give someone a call. Yeah, it's also, you know, you've never heard of this ever happening. I've never, I've never, I've never heard of something like this happening.

We're looking for the cause of death. Now they're saying that the carbon dioxide or monoxide levels in the house were not at a dangerous level. No, they said it wasn't that. It literally was they were overcome by heat. No, they, they passed out and they just didn't wake up. I'm sure they suffocated. She got to be. God, I just, God, hopefully we still have a show. You know, because then someone will check in.

Yeah, that's good. We have ads. Yeah, we have ads. Yeah, we have to fill up full fill our ad obligations. So when comes and checks in on I think it's gonna find out really um actually we do up. There's there is simply say for we actually need to simply say for me Henry Oh my god. Oh my god. His dick is stuck in the fucking vacuum cleaner I saw I saw new pleasures and I have since been punished. Oh, God, Rob. Oh, God, but don't say, Oh, it's a camera down. Bark.com demands their ads. Put the camera down. This isn the content. I'm your friend. Um, did you see? All right, let's go one bit of lighter news before we get into letters. I, this is weird.

I don't really know what happened here. This is like, this is a poo poo not check. This is a tangential poop poo story. It's toilet story. But this is really kind of out of the out of the out of the scope here. And if you think it's like with the exploding toilet. Yeah, a toilet exploded all over a man named Paul Kerawak in Florida at a Dunkin Donuts. This is in Orlando and he is filing a lawsuit for $100,000, which seems low. It does. But he said it's from like he got covered in duke and then debris from the toilet.

This is my thing. It's that they said. I don't know. I don't know what they mean by toilet exploded. Right. Like, did it literally explode? Like, I want to see the actual aftermath of it. I mean, this is the sufferer. He says he suffered bodily injury. Well, that's the thing is that this happened in January 2022. It's happened two years ago. Yes, because he's probably been waiting. Yeah. He's been waiting to figure out, but he says it exploded. Does it mean it collapsed or literally exploded? And then they said that when he told management, they quote unquote weren't surprised because

they've had issues with the toilet before. So the toilet has bubbled up, has almost explored like, is the toilet has redlined? Yeah. I think the toilet redlined a couple of times. The way I, you know, and they quite possibly had a guy bring it out. Who knows? Maybe they brought out a plumber who didn't know what he was doing. Maybe there was some sort of pressure involved. There was probably pressure in the pipes. There was some sort of blockage. What does that mean that we've had hit that type of issue with this toilet before?

What are you talking about? Rob, why were you just nodding your head so vigorously? Do you have experience with this? I used to be a plumber. No shit. Yeah. So what is your professional plumber opinion on this? I think they had a power flusher issue going on.

You ever go into a restaurant and you flush and it's really strong? It's so loud that I've been asking you. Yeah. It could be something going on with one of those. No, she's so, but can't you adjust the power of a flush? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. This is great. Yeah. That's a really nice Duncan Donuts if they have a power flusher. I don't know if it is. They probably do. I think by the law, they need it. I think they need to go. Yeah. For Duncan Donuts, you've had, you've had a fall on extra large black coffee at Dunkin donuts. So they just go, you eat a couple of jolly donuts and then you sit there like, yeah, dude, that's

like the Moab of fucking you have to be, you need a, I think they need thicker roots. I think those toilets need to be bigger. No, but I've never sat in a Dunkin' Donuts and drank an entire pot of an entire cup of black coffee. What are you doing? Just sitting there staring into the middle distance, asking, marking time. Yes. You act like that. That's not.

Yeah. I did it for fucking years, dog. You've never had multiple commercial additions in a row. I see. Yeah, many times I would sit there. I've never told you that story about how the one time I was a, I remember I was at a Dunkin' Donuts. I had a budget different. It was like when I had, I had a morning job, an afternoon job and a night job, but I

was doing commercial additions in between the jobs. And so I was like running out of four hours of sleep each night. I was drinking a pint of Canadian, I think Canadian mist just to go to sleep, you know, I remember one time I fell asleep inside of the Dunkin Donuts. I fell asleep, perched up inside of the one of the booze and a cop woke me up and I woke up to a cop and he's like, hey, hey, we'll sleep it. Hey, wait a second. Is that you? And he pointed the television that was on the Dunkin Donuts and it was Matt McCarthy in a Verizon commercial and who looked just like, we looked just like each other.

Old friend Matt McCarthy, yeah. And I was just like, literally, it was like, would I be asleep in a Dunkin' Donuts if I was the Verizon man? Did you tell him no, but I know that guy? Yes, of course. And he's just, nice. Don't fucking sleep in here. You're making a problem. You're making a problem. You're ruining the ambiance of the midtown Dunkin Donuts that you're in.

And I was just like, midtown Dunkin Donuts. Is it anything like the mid, like the, uh, fucking McDonald's, it's around the corner from midtown comics. Because those, those, those midtown fast food chains are just, oh, those are disgusting. It really was just a place. It was, it was a marker of time. It was literally just to sit and be nothing. Yeah. And I used to sit there amongst the others, but that's how I knew. I knew that I was real. Because the police officer came and woke me up. I knew I was like, I'm in this to win this. And you weren't caught in a time loop, marking time in a Dunkin' Donuts. No, because if I was gonna be in a time loop,

I would have left. I definitely would have left the Dunkin' Donuts. Would you rather be in a time loop, a six hour time loop at a Dunkin' Donuts or in the six hour time loop on the airplane? Dunkin' Donuts, never in a airplane. I hate airplanes. You know, I don't like being in airplanes.

Yeah. So yeah, I know I always choose to Dunkin' Donuts, but I don't wanna be there either. That one I would leave. I would try to leave. I hate airplanes. You know, I don't like being on airplanes. Yeah. So, so yeah, I know I always choose to dunk a doughnuts, but I don't want to be there either. That one I would leave. I would try to leave. I'd run, especially I guess if I knew the toilet was going to explode. And now was the time loop I was on over and over again, as that I went in and I died in a toilet explosion. And then I each time I had to come out like, because that would be because that's ground log day. When you have to go and you have to, you have to shit the same horrendous die diarrhea splatters. And then it explodes and then you die in a fucking spray of your own blood and

shit. And then you have to come out every day and then you wake up back in that dark and doughnuts. Yeah, man, that's fucking hell. That's how to be horrible. I don't want to deal with it. Oh, let's give us some listener emails. It's a listener emails. Next week we'll get to how Andrew Lloyd Webber had to hire a very priest to get rid of a poltergeist in his home, but that's the only thing about that story. Yeah. Well, you don't really need to do anything else besides that. That's the whole story. That is literally the entire story. I wish it was more, but he doesn't go into it.

I forgot his son died. Yeah, really tragic. It is. I just need his dad. Did you want to do a little phantom though? I'll do a little phantom if you'll do a little phantom. That's great. Hey, but face is on great.

Masked. Hike, but face is on great. Masquerade. Hi, to face. Yep. That's what you did. He rolled out an anapultor, guys. So I'll do mine. I'll do mine. The music.

I'm the night. I was so mad. I was so mad when they shut that down, man. Yeah, so I got to I got to see it, right? But I actually that was like the last fun thing I did before COVID. It was worth it. Right? It was incredible to see Phantom on Broadway. Yeah. It's good. It's good. Show. Have you seen this? Have you seen this? Have you seen it?

All right. Here's a little three email. This is about inserting stuff into penises. No, we talked a little bit last week. We talked also. I did a bit of a run up with Eddie last week about Gypsy Rose Blanchard, but we need to talk about that at some point, like maybe more officially. We might be doing a whole Munchausen by proxy episode series. I think it would be interesting. It's just so sad.

It is, but the stories we got were so incredibly sad. Extremely sad, but I do think that it is, it's fascinating in terms of the mental outlook. So I feel like there's might be a way to talk about it from the perspective of the people with it versus the victims of it when we talk about it, because it's just, it's really, really fucked up. I also want to issue a broad apology to Natalia Grace, because I wanted you to just say that on the record because that demands documentary series is harrowing. Yeah.

Plano, I plan to watch it this week. You is bucked and they had the evidence that she was a little girl. They knew she was a little girl. So it is bucked. And her former adoptive father is one of the worst slash most interesting characters and true crime I've seen in a long time. That guy is fucking nuts. I don't know what's going. You have to, you have to watch it. I'm looking forward to it. All right. So here we go. It's hurting stuff in the penises because we talked about the

last week. Now we talked about how last week people do this thing where they, um, they whittled down dominoes into little soft shapes and they use it, razors, they cut it into the skins of their penises and they put it up inside of their penises and they use it for texture. And this is in jail. This is in jail. Yeah. Yeah. This is not just some guy doing. No, no, no, no, going and picking up a set of dom no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So this list listener, I could shed some light on the prison surgeries involving subcutaneous dominos in the penis. This is the prison version of the general modification known as purling or a general beating or small beads of Teflon silicone surgical steel, titanium are inserted beneath the skin

of the genitals, which if you're doing an attached to shop, I guess it's fine. Yeah, I knew I knew a piercer in college who had genital beating. I mean, overall, he had seven modifications to his penis. I say, me and my penis are allies, leaving them alone. I already did the biggest crime of circumcision. I've already done that. But that guy, I mean, he really had to go all in with piercing because he was piercing at a tattoo shop. Oh, you got to call it, but as the tattoo shop was called piercicution. Yes, he had to do that. That he had his face on brand. Yeah, yeah, it's course. This can be. So now they're saying this can be done now. Also, they do this

delay because this is not just this is also with with vaginas. So it is done for aesthetic reasons as well as to enhance the partner sexual experience. The history of this modification is really interesting. The oldest recorded description suggests this existed in Southeast Asia, such as the Philippines by as early as the early 1400s. And as in use today, apparently by members of the Ikusa Filipino sailors and your average Jane and Joe who were into that sort of thing. One fascinating historical version of purling was used in the Philippines and made it so that the penis could only be inserted by the woman. It could only be extracted once the penis was completely flaccid. I guess this would make

people who were into nodding per cup. Now, here are some historical descriptions. Pins made of gold, ivory, or brass were inserted in young boys through their penises. The boys grew older, these pins would be decorated and they would later pass in bluntly spiked rings for the stimulation of their sexual partners. As many as 30 different kinds to put a quake to a lady's choice. Both young and old males pierce their penises with a gold or tin rob the size of a goose quill. In both ends of the same bolt, some have what resembles a spur with points upon the ends, others like the head of a cart now. In the middle of the bolts hole, which they urinate,

the boat and the spurs always hold firm. They say that the women wish itself. And if they did otherwise, they would not have communication with them. And when a man wishes to have intercourse with the woman, she takes his penis not in a normal way. But Chetly introduces first the topspur and then the bottom one into her vagina. Once inside, the penis becomes erect and cannot be withdrawn until it is limp, which is fine. I feel if this is how we want to do a day, joy, not for you, but for me, for others, and good on you. Do as thou wilt, but it does sound rough. Yeah, it sounds real rough. You go through a lot to get there, especially with your underwear. Because it's different when you guys just feel like some of this material, you're going

to get caught. Something's going to get caught, right? How often more often than I? Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-A-G-M-L.com. How often we get Nearpenis Pearson's caught on things? I'm wondering how many penis piercings and vagina piercings get, you know, lobbied up. I mean, with ladies, I've seen that I've seen like the, the little, but with vaginas, I've seen the beads on them. Mm hmm. Right. I've seen those two gather

vagina beating. But yeah, you remember Vajazzling? Oh, I remember Vajazzling. Yeah. Vajazzling. Do you ever made love to a woman with a, to someone with a pierced clit? No, never have. Well, I thought it would be you. Um, I mean, I've made love to women with fierce nepples, but never pierced. Glitterises. Well, this isn't fucking me anything. It doesn't change the shape. Appearsing whether, yeah, it was not that far down, but, um, I know a lot of these other honestly, I'm gonna wait because we have these other stories, but we'll wait on

a poopoo story. And we got another, like, because we have these other stories, but we'll wait on a poopoo story, and we got another, because they're coming and we're gonna wait on these. Wait, it's not good enough. Bring it in there, and I got another broken penis story that is just horrifying. I don't even know if I could get into it, because it was up again, I bleed it,

I do a lot of stuff. It's a mistake, because we brought up last week about how there is a spike in broken penis injuries during Christmas. Really? Because people are feeling festive. And on the tidal it's involving the entire holiday involves the cryptid that people sit on its lap. Yeah, that is true. And there's also many phallic symbols just surrounding three candy trees, candy canes, all kinds of shit. And oh, and the candy cane, notice it is a phallic symbol,

yet a bent one. Coincidence? Takes representation. And I'm really appreciate it. Could be some sort of subconscious thought and is manifesting itself in 15th genesis. It could be one of those things where the power of Christmas, the power of the candy cane

manifests broken diseases. So live every day knowing for a fact that there's Christmas candy that is out there for us bentic guys. Yeah, right. Because you're going to love the fact that your penis is a slight even almost extreme curve to it because actually does and then you're going to laugh knowing that most people actually enjoy a fairly curved penis. So I'm saying so I'm assuming that you have a curved penis. I don't know. I wouldn't know. I'm just saying.

You know, it's funny. I used to have a curved penis, but then it's straightened out all on its own. And you said that you didn't want to wear the foreskin stretcher. No, I didn't want to wear the four skin stretcher. No, I didn't want to wear the four skin stretcher. I could because I didn't do anything to modify it to straighten it out. You did something. It's straightened out all. I feel like you put it in your pants, temper.

I think that's really what it's about. I think it's how you're talking. I think you don't ever say that you're talking it the other way. You're doing it like how plants go towards the light. You know, I really think it is, is that when I was young, I was tugging it with the right. Because this is what I'm literally what I'm saying.

Well, I was tugging it with the right for so long, but then once the internet became, you know, a part of the mouse. Right, the mouse. So I use the left and the left hold it back and straighten it up and it's been there ever since. Wow. You know, I feel like that's important to know because that's just know that guys you

can do it yourself. So, you know, brothers are doing it for themselves. Got really. We're all doing it for ourselves. We are. All right, guys, spinning up sort of side stories. You know what I say, even though I can't think, we made it. I think we made it.

I think we made it fine. And I mean, fun. And even my, like I got a little bit of a sore throat, but I feel like my voice is not quite so. No, I just go, hurry. And then we began. But this week for last podcast and left, we're getting back into some weirdo territory.

Yeah. I'm very excited for you to hear what we have to unveil. Let's say it involves shapes shapes Right it's gonna be you said you're bringing more shapes into it. You're you're taking the shape thing a little bit Shaps you're taking the shape thing way too literally. Oh shapes are around friends All right shapes are doing it. You can't trust a shape. You don't know what's inside of it. We're getting more and talk about it. We're going to debate it, unfortunately. Yes, we're going to really know why this is a debate I have to have with you, but it's going to be a debate we're going to have.

It's locked in. You're locked in with me. It's you versus me on this. Yeah. And then we have um, uh, operations on shine. I think I think we got number four coming up soon. Number four is coming out next week, I believe. It's next week and I think last comic book on the left, you can pre-order issue four or my wrong. I'm not sure about that one, but I do know that on the last comic book on the left, we're waiting for like just a couple of pieces of art

to come in. I think this is the best issue that we've had yet. I think it's the best one yet. I got to write a story with comics legend Matt Wagner on this one, which was absolutely been incredible experience. So I can't wait. He taught you a lot. He taught us both a lot.

Yes, he taught us both quite a bit because he's fucking, he's Matt Wagner. He did grins. He did May. She did Sandman mystery he's fucking, he's Matt Wagner. He did grins. He did me. She did Sandman mystery theaters. Fuck everybody. You mean, it's like David Rubin just taught me a thing for OSS. These guys, I mean, it's because we don't know anything and they know everything.

So it's nice for them to please give us information. Yeah. So thank you, Matt Wagner. And thank you, Brennan Wagner for coloring the story for us. Brennan did a fantastic story about Edward and issue three last comic book on the left. So we're really proud of this and we're really, we're really excited if y'all to see uh, this fourth issue. It's so fucking good.

It's really, really good and I think that's it for now. Um, and so, Hail Sweet Satan. No, and Hellghee. Yeah, fuckers. See you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. This show is made possible by listeners like you.

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