Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Gun Church

Episode Date: June 2, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: killer A.I. drones, the Noid is back, the Rod of Iron Ministries, Mr. Hands, and MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. Kessel, I hope you're ready to come clean. For what? I want you to acknowledge how you were voted Biggest Crout at the Grandpa's Secrets Festival in 2009. My father actually had, you know, our license plate growing up. It said Big Crout on it. Because that is true. That was his nickname. That was on the CME. My father was a truck driver for CCX. He was Big Crout because he was German. So you're not that far off. Although sadly, I never actually want any pageants. And that's because of society's problem. You have to disavow Grandpa's Secrets

because that organization must be taken apart. Technically, we have disavowed. We have disavowed. My father, I finally saw, speaking of Grandpa's Secrets, I saw my family for the first time in a year and a half over the weekend in Florida. And my father were out at the pool in the backyard and out of nowhere. He goes like, Oh, Henry Thomas, you got breasts just like me. And he acted like it was this wonderful renovation. And it was this revelation. And we went and we compared bodies and we have the exact same bodies. But didn't your mom say that your father was dying? No, he's fine. Okay, welcome to Side Stories, everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry. I'm so happy to hear this. Your father is back. He's doing great. You got the same size titties.

This is awesome. So it was all drama for nothing. He's a little bit more quiet than he was back in the day. But honestly, he's fine. He's getting around. But it was, it is just so disconcerting because we do have the same exact body. But we were in the store. He is hairy. No, I get that from my uncle. Okay, okay. My uncle is super hairy. We don't know where those genes came from because my grandfather is as fucking hairless as an otter. So I don't know what happened to me. I don't know how this, how I got all of this. But my mom, uh, I, we were in the store and I was with the cart. And at some point she just looked at me. She's like, you built just like your father. I was like, I'm just first of all, stop looking at me like this because I'm looking more and more

like him every year. Yeah. But also it's a little bit freaky. Has your mom been on these smut sites that's regular, that's normalizing these, uh, these familiar relationships? I don't think that this is a very good thing. That's very strange thing for your mom to say. I think it's just the edibles and she's slowly becoming more observant, but it really is true. It's shocking. How else to, how could we just both have the same spheroid on two little chicken leg bodies? Because even my father's lost a lot of weight. But now that I've lost a lot of weight, it's almost the same thing. It's like we just have the same loose, yet fat, yet weirdly tight. Like his legs look good. Same awful feet. Like handsome father, like handsome son. The Zabrowski family line continues

to just prove how powerful it truly is. Um, also I have to mention, I made one mistake last week. It's the triangle shirt waste fire factory. It was the factory fire of the triangle shirt waste. That's where everyone died. They were like, let us out, let us out. And they were like, there's no way you're getting out. So that was that tragedy that I didn't know the name of. We learned things every week. Like, and as we said last week, we knew that we were going to get letters about feeding hot cheetos to monkeys. Shouldn't do it. Don't do it because the letters, the incensed letters I got from the only way I can describe them as monkey doctors who are like, I can't believe you would even suggest or even remotely celebrate the feeding of hot cheetos to monkeys. And I was like, no,

I know, I know it's bad. I know. And then I know, I now know it's incredibly bad because I wanted the hot cheetos. I know, but we can't celebrate people breaking into monkey enclosures. And the one thing that really pointed that was really that I'm going to say is a real issue is one email said, do you have any clue, do you have any clue how long the meeting at the zoo will be after all of this comes out? You're talking about a minimum three hour meeting where you have your bosses are screaming, this is why people are not allowed inside of the monkey enclosures. And we're like, we know, we know. Well, I didn't see one sign that said no hot cheetos allowed. Why do you sell hot cheetos at the concessions? Get them out of the zoo. If they're that dangerous to the animal,

then it'll be fine with that. Don't bring hot cheetos in. Don't sell hot cheetos. They're not good for the gorilla. So don't do that. Obviously, we were doing a little bit of humor because some would argue this is a comedy podcast. Some would. I don't know what brain disease people think this is comedy, but we do. And that's all that matters when it comes down to it. I also want to say, so big news that happened last week right before we recorded was that Lori Valo and Chad Debo got finally got indicted for first degree murder, because up until this point, it has just been for like, I don't know, letting a child get too far away from you, you know, illegal dirt napping of a child where you're just like, you're not allowed to do you can kill a child, but you can't dig a

grave for a child. Perhaps wearing white, perhaps wearing white after Labor Day, Labor Day, which is not good. Yes. Because honestly, and if you do that, because they definitely travel to Hawaii quite often, so you get investigated by the fashion FBI, especially if it's interstate. But so Lori, Lori Valo and Chad Debo, they can be indicted for first degree murder. But as soon as that happened, guess what came out? Well, they're saying Lori Valo, it is not she's too mentally, quote unquote, unsound to be persecuted for first degree murder. I don't know. That seems like a bit of a stretch to me because it seems like she had premeditated thoughts and then maybe she's I mean, you can still be crazy and kind of a psychopath. And that's not make that doesn't

mean that you can't stand trial. But I do want to plug this little YouTube clip that we've been watching. Dude, there was an hour long YouTube video. It's just about how to how to tell if someone is faking psychopath. Well, he does a bunch of true crime stuff. Let me find the name of this because this guy crushed it. Yeah, he was he's so great. The YouTube channel is great. They have Nicholas Cruz is the majority of this hour long video because the whole he's the Parkland shooter. The entire police interview he's trying to pretend like a demon told him to do it. And all of this true nonsense. And I know it's true nonsense. We know it's true nonsense because when the detective leaves the behavior changes, but there's still a camera there. And it's

absolutely fascinating because they also play audio of a true criminal insane person. And that was scary, dude. Scary. This is the channel is called JCS criminal psychology. And he's got a bunch of good videos on here. I watched a couple of one that there's something about Casey's really interesting. The other story, the bizarre case of Stephen McDaniels, a really interesting topic. But the way what I really like what this channel does is talk about the cops tactics with interrogations, mix with how they how they go about it and mix with watching people attempt to portray themselves as insane and watching him talk about the demons talking about how they tell him to hurt himself, how they told him not to hurt the cop because he's a nice

guy, all this sort of weird bullshit. But that guy, he was completely foolish. But one thing that JCS really kind of hit home for me and I researched it a bit afterwards, talking about the fate of a person when you actually are saying when they actually are like legally not guilty for reasons of insanity, how you enter into a world that is almost worse than prison and that the only way you'd be able to handle that world is if you are absolutely in a throes of uncontrollable mental illness. Because let's say you managed to lie, which it's very difficult to do. It is very, very difficult to set up. Yeah. And you can't get through all of the rigmarole. There's so many different ways that people attack you. Like the one thing that JCS showed in the Parkland shooter

in the Parkland shooter interrogation was that the detective kept asking specific questions about the demons. Being like, do you see demons now? Do you hear demons? Do you see demons? Like, does it sound like your own mind? Is it in your own voice or does it sound like a separate voice? So what you do is you trick somebody into giving away all of these details of their quote unquote psychosis and then they get hammered again and again and again about the same symptoms. And if they are, if they, if you show discrepancy at any single point, you know that this person's lying and that's how you could basically just pop them out of. Well, you're obviously not too insane. You may hold this shit up, but you, if you managed to get through all of that bullshit,

you were then drugged 24 seven. Like, and this is not like crazy beautiful that Kirsten Dunst movie. It's not just like big titted women that you could see their nipples through their shirts and that's how you know they're crazy. You know what I mean? They have an asymmetrical haircut and you're like, she does, she does things a little bit different. That's like, that's not the kind of insane fucking asylum you're going into. You're going to a place where you are surrounded by very dangerous people. Like, if you look at the pictures of Ed Gein when he was in jail, that loopy smile on his face and he like wave at people going, how you doing? He loved it. He loved it, but that's the problem is that only he could love it. Yes, absolutely. So

check out that video. It is fascinating. Of course, Nicholas Cruz, a total scumbag and it's horrible what happened there in in Parkland, but fascinating insight into the mind of a mass killer as a doesn't seem like it's a problem that's going away anytime soon. So it doesn't seem to be, but Lori Vallow, I think, is not going to get away with shit. I don't think that they're going to look at her because, you know what? She's got that. I'm going to put it out there. She's kind of got like because we've what we call her. She's an Idaho 12. And she's kind of she's a very pretty woman. I think there's a little bit of bias that actually that will work in the public's favor because they will look at you and be like, you ain't that crazy hot woman. But you know what?

So we got a lot of pushback from some of our West Palm listeners. Number one, for what? They said, number one, they said, oh, Shays is nice. I'm sure I said, oh, Shays would be wonderful. I said, oh, Shays sounds like the place to go. It's a fun place to have a beer, watch a game. Hey, look at that. There's Casey. She killed her daughter, go back to watching the game, have another beer. I said, oh, Shays was great. No, of course. But a lot of people saying they want to make sure that the oh, Shays, oh, Shays, the West Palm Beach is one of the good ones, almost authentic. And then that's great. Almost. And they also had a lot of discrepancy of calling Casey Anthony a West Palm Beach seven, because people are saying it's actually probably closer

to a six. And I actually had one of her old roommates send us an email saying, you know, you should know, you actually, Henry, you were right on the money. Casey is basic. And she's highly basic. RBG says I dissent. I have an opinion on that. You know what she says? Nothing because she's dead. She has passed away and moved on to to judge and hand down sentences in another realm. So absolutely great commentary. Thank you for the feedback. Oh, Shays, check it out. I have to move on to a story because Henry, I am out at you. Whoa. Because what have you been defending? Um, organ meats. Yes, mandatory abortions. That's horrible. The idea of short shorts on an almost 40 year old Polish man. That's okay. Machines, Henry, specifically drones. Did

you see this story, dude? This is not good. Apparently there's killer drones. They're hunting down humans without any kind of command. It's really a suicide bombing. A human. Honestly, I remember when there used to be horror movies about birds and how quaint that is now. It sounds so nice to the idea of being pecked apart by a series of crows, by a murder of crows, as opposed to murdered by a bunch of drones. What did they say? They said that it was called like the, they were, it was on some automated mode. It's the cargo to quad. It's the car. It's the cargo to quadcopter produced by the Turkish military. Oh, this is Turkish. This is Turkish. Oh, so you see this isn't us. We're fine. Well, I think that it's very plausible that it happens

here any moment now. And evidently they were set on some kind of setting. I don't know enough about all that, but basically they hunted down humans. Nobody told them to do it. According to the report, the lethal autonomous weapons systems were programmed to attack targets without requiring data connectivity between the operator and their munition, in effect, a true fire, forget and find capability. Why would they even put that in there? Human beings made this stuff. This is, that's the machines themselves are simply an extension of humanity. And the question is, do I trust humanity to have something as powerful as a machine that can just go and kill us as we're seeing what's happening with that big ass? What is that gun gun them?

You know, I think, you know, I think needs to happen is that you need a drone license. And you should have your own instructor because according to this, so it was put on a, what is it, quote unquote, highly effective autonomous mode that so it required no human controller. So this is actually outside of the human parameter. The lethal autonomous weapon systems were programmed to attack targets without requiring data connectivity between the operator or the munition. Oh, it's like when you download things to Spotify and if that's a bit like that, a true fire, forget and find capability. Yes, I just read that, Henry Zabrowski. Wow. That's fucking crazy. It is one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

And it's happening and it's happening now. It's here. It's fresh and it's horrifying. So be careful up in the sky. It's a bird. No, is it a plane? No, is it Superman? No, it's a drone. And it's coming to, I guess, mess up your hair. They're bigger than you think too. Don't make me going on size. Right. Six by six. It's pretty fun. According to some of the comments on the article, I think it's really fun. I wish they would hurry up and build a robot that could do the housework gardening and shopping. See, that would be pretty sweet. That is. I mean, but isn't that called a vacuum, a lawnmower and a dishwasher? Yeah, but not one that's also got a fucking hole on it you can have sex with. And also it can play music. It can go and run errands for

you. It's like the maid from the Jetsons, but with tits. That's what it needs. Well, it is the maid. The maid from the Jetsons did have breasts, but. And it's good science fiction always has the movie The Terminator introduced Skynet. Skynet is rising. There's not a thing anyone could do to stop it and anyone who thinks that there is is a fool. Machines with godlike intelligence and power created by humans with no morals will not turn out well. That's according to live oak, 69. Well, I vote 69. Yes, maybe it's not the most elegant way to put the reality that we're currently living in. But you know, he had a lot to say, and that's a perfect comment. That's a perfect internet comment when it comes down to it. Yes. Well, these machines maybe kill us every

once in a while. Sure. But if a machine could anticipate my needs enough to go like, I don't know. I don't remember my niece's birthday. Wouldn't be nice to have a machine that just goes and buys a gift for your niece. Wouldn't you like a more gifts on your birthday or something like that? People for me to remotely remember when you were born, because I know you were born to like reference, but I have to know that you're referencing a calendar. I'm just saying we already have everything we need. I always forget to reference the calendar for myself. So why can't you have a machine that's got wheels, hands on it that can have know that there's shit coming up in your schedule? Look at the milk. Someone's got to understand I'm running out of milk. It can go

and get milk. If you look around the house, oh, where are all my bullets? I've used all my bullets, especially this Memorial Day. I try to do my own five gun salute to the law soldiers in the neighborhood and people kept saying I'm a fucking terrorist. That's like how do you think our boys feel? It is interesting. And women, of course, it is interesting. You're talking automation. That's why Domino's, you know, a little lone fact, I was hanging out with Billy Jensen. We're actually having a nice time hanging out. We want your sports ball together. I'm glad you have somebody that likes sports ball with you and talk about it. It's not me sitting there going, who's that guy? Oh, yeah. Well, Kissell, I'm going to go wait for a hot dog. Bye, Kissell. By the way, we did get a

Dodger dog this weekend. We went to Dodger Stadium and they are gnarly, man. Those are, they look like the nose from Dan Aykroyd. That's nothing but trouble. They do look like a little suffered penis up there, but they're bringing back, they're bringing for the first time automated pizza delivery. So Domino's, you know what they're doing? They're bringing back the Noid to cross the circuits in your brain because the Noid came out in 87 and now they're trying to be like, it's all good. It's the Noid is telling you all about it. No, no, no, no, no. First of all, kids these days, they don't even know who the Noid is. Nobody, because it's not to come for the kids because the kids never lived in a world where they had to deliver pizzas themselves. It's to

come for the adults. We live in this shit-ass world where I know Mr. Peanuts every fucking thought. Right? Mr. Peanut, he's already been murdered. They put him in the fucking ground. Now he's back. I think he just called him the nut. I don't know what they call him anymore, but I know too much, I don't know what he is, but I know too much about the inner workings of Mr. Peanut, but then you decide to just bring back the Noid. No fanfare, no talk about the fact that there was that one guy who killed a bunch of people under who, because his last name was Noid. And when he saw all the commercials for the Noid and how the Noid, the Noid is annoying and all he wants to do is have sex with your son. And you have to sit here and act like, oh, he's not talking to me,

even though I have one of the weirdest last names possible. I'm the Noid. All of a sudden, you're already mentally ill and you're watching the Noid on TV and then you decide, oh, I'm going to show everybody how annoying the real Noid can be and you start stockpiling guns. And now we, this is the racer all of this. No one wants to talk about the history of the Noid. No one, like all of these commercials, come on, we don't even get one like intro, like the Noid's back. There's no like, oh, was the Noid at the insurrection? There's no like, oh, we don't know. Come down to, you're leaving me out here. You're surprising me with this Noid. Well, we know for a fact Domino's Pizza was definitely at the insurrection. The reference

that you made was to Kenneth Lamar Noid in 1989, January 30th at 19, in 1989 at 11 AM. He tried to hold up a Domino's because they're like, you're talking to me. The Noid is talking to me. And they, that was really bad. And that was the end of the Noid until now where we have automated pizza delivery and we got to bring the Noid back, I guess to comfort us and probably anger somebody else named Noid. I just don't understand because again, I feel like the Noid coming back was a bigger deal and that there should have been some form of celebration. And maybe we could see like, like a revamp of him or him saying like slag king or, or some bullshit. It's weird. It's almost too subtle and it makes me not trust it. I don't trust it whatsoever. Yeah. The guy did,

he held up that Domino's with a 33, 357 caliber Magnum or Volver. So that must have been a terrible day. He also demanded $100,000. So I don't even think, Oh, he demanded $100,000 and a getaway vehicle of a white limousine. We all got a dream. What is the worst getaway vehicle you could ever think of? I don't know. I don't know. Can't take any turns. No. My memory that was like the height, the height of luxury for my parents because my dad, every once in a while, like we went to the airport maybe three times as kids and he would rent a limousine to take us to the airport every once in a while. Same thing. Oh, when we went to go see Phantom, he rented a limousine and we took a limousine from Queens to the Phantom as like this big celebration. Oh, yes. We went through it. I

remember just thinking I was just like, it doesn't get any better than this. Meanwhile, my dad's like, I'm investigating me and I don't know how fast right now. I'm under a lot of heat. I got to spend some of this money. I didn't know why you did it. And then my mom talks about that. You find out, I was like, my mom vaguely brought up how devastated their finances were because of credit card debt. And I was like, it's because of all of that dumb shit you guys did. Well, those are great memories and you can't put a price on those other than the price the credit card companies puts on them. Just lastly, with this Noid story, we'll have to do like a mini dive on this. The standoff was six hours. The employees escaped unharmed, but they did make him two pizzas and possibly a salad.

That's incredible. He did a fat man. He just did a fat man takeover of a Domino's. He ate two pizzas and a salad and then left. And then everyone's like, yeah, that was strange, huh? That Noid is kind of out there, isn't he? But again, last week when he said that the ultimate first responders were the pizza delivery people of a wonderful country. But look and think about that. Those pizza people, right? These pizzas soldiers, they know what helps make peace in this country. Pizza. You got there. You got a guy there with a fucking gun in your face. You know what I mean? Look at Papa John ruin his whole life. Now that he's looking, he's still desperate to get back into the pizza world. The pizza was the only pure thing he's ever done.

They're sitting there and they got a gun waving the first the first thing they think of. Papa John make this guy a pizza. Imagine if you have not seen Herman Cain sing imagine there's no pizza. Stop this right now. YouTube, Herman Cain singing imagine there's no pizza. And I think another fucking dead man. It's a more powerful song than John Lennon than John Lennon's imagine it really is about about Gal Gadot. I love her. She can't act. Speaking of don't even say that. You just didn't like her in Wonder Woman, which I didn't see the second one. I thought the first one was pretty good. The only problem that I had with the first one was they're like, oh, these women are super powerful and stuff. But then it looks like they lost to a kind of a sloppy army in the very

beginning. I wanted to see more huge women fight other huge women. That's what I wanted. That's what the whole movie should have been. Do you want to do this gun church story? Because I would love to hear your perspective on this real quick unless you want to move on to something else. Let's talk briefly about the gun church because this is going to require a real last podcast. It's crazy, dude. It's called the Rod Iron Ministries. The Rod of Iron Ministries. Oh, the Rod of Iron. This is a whole story. You should really get into this. If you look this up, this is a wormhole because they literally worship AR-15s. They're now back in the news because they've purchased a 40-acre compound on which they said it's a safe haven for quote-unquote

patriots because they believe it's there. Obviously, they're preparing for what you know, Kessel, the imminent war brought on by the Deep State. It's coming to them. It's very, very close. It's about to happen to them. But the main thing that is connected, the main thing that is interesting about this is that it started by the son of the founder and leader of the Mooneys. Right. And it's also the CEO of Car Arms, which is a gun manufacturing company. So this is one of those stories where he's like selling his own product to his own people. Wait, what? What kind of reason would that be to have a religion to sell product? I don't know. I can't believe it. My question to you, Henry, is we've obviously covered so

many cults, so many cults. This is the beginning of a Doomsday-like cult, in my opinion. It's not going to be, the Deep State isn't going to come and take them. They're probably just going to go shoot a bunch of innocent people at some point under the guise of some bullshit reason that they came up with unbeknownst to all of us. When do we, and how would you even, because I just read a great article. I was talking about this for many years on Top At, how we're in, there's an arms race in suburbs all over this country. And we're seeing it really come together now in the saddest possible way. And it's very scary. What do you do with this? Like, if you're, where's, like, if you're a janitorino, play my song. If you're old, if you're an attorney general,

what do you do? They have 40 acres, they worship gun, even the Koresh, even the Koresh cult, they still worship guns. They just use guns. These guys are, like, they're shoving up their ass. God knows what they do with these guns. This is just, it seems like a total recipe. It reminds me of that movie Red State. Very much so. I actually wonder, because then, you know, maybe in one way, maybe there's a way to shift it. If they want to just keep the money, right? Let's say this guy wants to just keep the money. They could start to say that the guns are sacred like the cows, right, in Hinduism, and they can't use the guns. They can only sleep with the guns. Let the guns. And anoint the guns. Clean the guns. Because why make the guns tired?

They should just be sleeping. They should be relaxing. Their jobs are to be worshiped. They are going to do something. What I love is the fact that they are deeply connected to still highly relevant parties within the U.S. government. You know, Steve Bannon spoke, it spoke for them. Unbelievable. Doug Mastriano is one of who's a, he's a senator, has spoken for their, like, big whatever. He's spoken at their church. He's done that kind of shit. Sounds a bit like Jonestown, right? They're still pulling in some pretty big political names. I guess yes, because we have what, you know, there's so many words I wish I could say. They have control over what I would say one of the, I'm not going to use the word irresponsible

section of the U.S. government. And they, they're going to have some influence. I think a way to maybe not do anything, maybe a way to save them off. I always believe that they can't, they shouldn't get a lot of attention. That if you let them just go be weirdos in a corner and live in their little Texas enclave, you know, them right next to Rogan, let them sit in this their little bubble of where no one can ever challenge them or talk to them, anything about their crimes that maybe they'll live sort of in peace. And then eventually they'll have to create some form of persecution narrative in order to shut off all of these guns. Yes, that's the scary part, right? Well, because they're on Twitch right now. They haven't even been fully, like,

deplatformed in which shape or form. They end a lot of their, you know, with their tweets or whatever they say, hashtag mega, hashtag Trump, hashtag QAnon, hashtag Q, hashtag blue lives matter. Sure. The irony is blue lives matter. Who do you think the war is going to be against? They're going to kill a lot of cops if they ever have any kind of, it's just. It sounds like they might not have thought it out. That's what it really sounds like. It sounds like they might not be a plan. It sounds like they're slowly building it. Here comes this is a quote from Moon, the head of the Rod of Iron Church. The internationalist Marxist globalists are trying to start a civil war here so they can bring in the UN troops and Chai Kong Chinese military to come in and destroy

and kill all gun owners, Christians and any opposition, i.e. Trump supporters. We are in the death of America right now and that's why, of course, God is allowing for our expansion, which is that what he means is that it's totally cool for me to take all of your money and buy all of this shit for me. Yeah. Also, God did not allow for that. It was a city planner who was obviously the city that allowed for you to have the 40 acres. Nothing to do with God, I promise you. When it comes to government, there's very little God involved. It's this idea. They don't, they don't particularly understand. It's like, what's nice about America is that we will allow them to do this thing. They can sit there and they can, before they start shooting

people, it's actually totally fine for them to just sit on this compound with the bullet crowns on and gold AR-15s. It's not only illegal, it's encouraged so you could sit and stockpile your guns and do whatever you want as long as they just stay your fun little collection. If you just use them as furniture, nobody cares. So you can't sit on a gun. If you put it down and you put a pillow on top of it. You know what I mean? Like that's what people, can you imagine though, Henry, if you lived in this area, so some people, this one woman wants to go by Jane, probably not her real name. I love this quote by her. I mean, it's very scary, but she says, it feels like I'm watching a school shooting or something in slow motion. These people are just getting crazier and crazier

and scaring everyone. And I don't know what's going to happen next. They're terrorizing this town, like Nicholas Cruz, like the Columbine Killers. It's so freaking horrifying. It's really strange, man. You go to these places, especially in this country, there's a lot of rage in our country right now, obviously. Of course. A lot of people, I mean, 2020 did not help a lot of people, nevermind financially. And just like psychologically, we've been talking about this endlessly, you know, throughout 2020. I feel like this is one of those where we're now fully in the comic book transmission, Paul. Like this is one of these splinter groups that are going to happen again and again and again, especially with the costumes. Having a costume really creates a sense

of identity. It's the bullet crowns. It's all of the gear that they have. Yes. And I really wonder if they're if they can just burn it off by sitting there. Because if they go to get them, like if they go to try to arrest them, they raid them, that's when shit pops off. It's going to be absolutely horrifying. And that's the that's the scary part. So when does it become all right? They're weirdos. They're out there to, OK, they're coming here. They're about to kill a lot of people. Like, when do you make the choice between free speech and terrorism? Well, because this is the problem, right? What they are trying to do, truly, one of the there is no reason other than to wear a bullet crown than to cause fear. They are trying to cause fear in other people, which I think is really

interesting because it's an aspect of their personalities that shows that, in fact, it is they who are incredibly afraid. Of course. Same thing like the idea when people like, you know, whatever with the mask bullshit, I don't give a fuck. I think what I don't care. But the idea of people saying you should take off your mask in places that are not LA, when they get in your place saying that you're living in fear that shows that you're living in fear. But the thing is, is that it's more of the opposite. It's more that you've internalized some fear. You are devastated. You maybe your social network was fucking absolutely carpet bomb during the 2020. Maybe you lost your job. Maybe it feels really unstable. You are living in a life of fear and

then you project it. Stuff like this is really capitalizing on that fear because all they're trying to do is especially with the collection of guns is asking to be persecuted. They want the US government to come down on them. When it comes to recruitment, there is no lack of scared people in this country, especially as we're in the new era, as we just talked about with automated Domino's Pizza delivery tricks. There's a lot of reasons to be scared. But interestingly enough, you mentioned the Mooneys, so I did a little crack research on Wikipedia. I didn't realize the Mooneys, so they were like anti-communist and evidently the head of the church asked his members to support Richard Nixon. So it's been a conservative. When I thought of Mooneys, I just

thought of bad songs and kind of annoying haircuts. I didn't realize they always had a very conservative political leaning. So I guess this, because I was thinking, would the father of the son Mooney, who's starting this crazy ass church, I wonder if he would approve? And maybe he would, because it sounds like he was a pretty big right winger as well. Of course. Our country is so crazy conservative. And to clarify a little bit, he was born in North Korea, so I understand he doesn't like the North Korean state and communism. I understand the anger, but the other

or the other pen, the pendulum swing far to the other side is not what we need either. So no, it's not either extreme. Also, it's just doesn't that bullet crown look uncomfortable? The bullet crown technically looks cool. That's that's the problem with the bullet crown. I don't mind the bullet crown. Well, and now they're they're dressing in full like, like they're dressing in full Hell's Angels gear now. It's this thing too, man. There's something about this concept. It's like when I see those posters of Trump dressed as Rambo, like it's this funny idea of like, first of all, it's a 1987 version of like hyper masculinity, which is also very funny for a man

who can barely get up a flight of stairs because you don't see Biden. No one ever talks about Biden with his ship because Biden is going to eventually have the first rascal in the way, I mean, which I think is brave. Would it be the first rascal? I don't know. I don't know. That's a good point. FDR. But did they have the rascal yet? I think he was pushed by I think that was the rascal again, took another person's job. The person who used to push you. See, they're probably happy not to have to do that. But this idea of like getting it's the hyper masculine. It's this weird like bad ass fucking Harley Davidson vibe shit that they're

doing with the movement connected to the guns. I mean, it's just wild. There's a lot of things are crossed and it's all fake. It's all fake machismo. It's all this fake bullshit that they're hiding behind and it's so blatant. It's so transparent what their obsessions are. Yes, indeed. Even talk about it seems hack and their main obsession naturally is money. They did a GoFundMe. They got $21,000. This is when it comes to like buying the property. And they say the goal is to expand God's kingdom to Western and Southern regions of the United States. But if you think that sounds crazy, we actually just put somebody on the Supreme Court who said the exact same thing.

Yeah, isn't that nice? It's interesting. That nice. Well, this is a story that I think is way more in our wheelhouse. And I'm really, I guess the moratorium is over because this comes from Daily Star. It's in their animal news section. Which I think is weird that they say it's like an animal news like it's like a squirrels like skiing, like doing water skiing or something like that. This is the bizarre case of engineer Mr. Hans who died after having sex with a stallion horse. Now, this is an old story, but it seems to have come back up. They know this was about this is from back in the day. This is 2005. Aircraft engineer Kenneth Pinyin was filmed having sex with a stallion in 2005

on a farm where bestiality was legal. There was a man named James Michael Tate. Wait a second. Just on the farm. So they were like, on this land, you can fuck animals. But was that farm located in another area that may have been a municipality that said you're not supposed to fuck all the animals? No, no, no. It was illegal in the state still. James Michael Tate filmed it. That was the guy named Mr. Hans. There was a twisted group of zoo files. It was numclaw. I don't know how to pronounce that. This is in the US state. This is in Washington. Because when Pinyin died and Tate only charged with trespassing, the Washington state then outlawed sex with animals. This was in 2007. Oh, wow. This is a this comes from the one of the

writers of the documentary Zoo, which is talks about if you watch, if you want to ruin a Sunday and ruin everybody Sunday, just pop this on at dinner. That would be the oh, that's one of those movies where if I find out it's your favorite, I'm like, ah, that's just a bit of a red flag. It's I watched you once. It was interesting, but I can't. This isn't going to be in the Big Lebowski rotation. Yeah. So this is, again, forgiving for this pronunciation. I have no idea how to pronounce this city. Everyone in a numclaw is very close to horses. It's quiet, rural, suburb with a view of the mountains. Everyone is a horse person. And as you know, the town included all types of horse worship. It was a place where you could fuck horses and no one could tell.

The line was difficult to differentiate between passion and zoophilia unless you're caught. But if Binion didn't die, those he hung out with would still be fucking horses today. And no one would have expected anything. It was a paradise for horse fuckers. I'm certain this is a direct quote. I'm sure they were so angry because they must have thought, ah, we had it so good. Oh, man. And the picture of the dude who died looks like it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And I like that they keep putting zoos and quotation points and quotation marks. Yeah. Well, the horrific injury was caused by the stallion. His his name is Tate, but he was nicknamed Big Dick. Oh, no, no, the horse was nicknamed Big Dick.

Yeah, the big dick. Yeah. The stallion was nicknamed Big Dick. So he probably should try to bang that one because there's only so much room you can go inside of a human's asshole. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The horse hit the hit the old limit there. Mr. Hans's death sent shockwaves, sent shockwaves across the Zofilia community. This is another quote from the documentarian. I think the truth is that he lost a lot. Stability, a weekend vacation, getaway place, something to look forward to. They lost a community. When the death happened, they were exposed. They were looked at. They were investigated. It was a major disruption. Disruption. And apparently they were talking about the reason the big problem

with this whole thing was that Mr. Hans was just not strong enough to be penetrated by Big Dick. He said I get an impression that they thought Mr. Hans was a bit of a weakling. He was an intellectual. He worked for Boeing as an engineer. He could take a horse fucker and not have to go to a hospital. He was a fat and new to it. They thought he ruined it. If he wasn't so self-destructive, they'd still be fucking horses on the weekends. Well, you know, a part of me feels as if he was maybe a sacrificial lamb in this case. And sacrificial horse fucker, sacrificial horse fucker. And I tell you what, when Night Horse, the personality comes on to me, the last thing I want to do is have sex with horses. All I want to do is eat pussy and eat

chicken wings when I'm Night Horse. All right, because you know what? Night Horse says, nay, to horse fucking. Dude, I think that Night Horse is just so brave and really completely nailing it. It really is. Before we get to hear of the week, did you hear this story about this guy? He's a 29-year-old. He was on one of them scooters. What about? Don't know. What about it? He was hammered and he hit someone who was 91 years old and he in the 91-year-old died. Jesus Christ. Honestly, I feel like if you can get, I mean, I feel very sad. I know I'm supposed to respond saying, first of all, that's very sad, obviously. But if you can get died by getting hit by a scooter, that doesn't say a lot about your health. You know what I went to in this story?

You're 91 years old. You're 10 years old at some point and you say, I wonder how I'm going to die. He was 91. He was probably still worried about polio. But no, he probably lived through the Korean War, through everything. He lived through some of the most atrocious times in human history. And this one death by scooter. I don't want to get in my grumpy man corner and I'm not doing it. But I'm just saying these scooters, put them away when you're done with them. They're not just supposed to be littered on the street like trash. The only thing, my only problem with the scooter is when they bring it onto the street and they're scooting in the middle of the street because they are not for the street and people act real casual about them.

And it goes down to it. I should be allowed to knock you off the scooter with my car if you're on the street. Well, he was on the scooter with another person and now he is, yeah, he's facing some serious charges because he hit a 91 year old and killed him. So just be very careful when you have these scooters. Although I understand if you're this guy, I think in his frame of mind, he's like, I'm not driving. I'm just hammered on a scooter. But you got to be very, you got to be very careful because it's still technically a DUI. And also, also, we should talk a tiny little bit about this story. I mean, just the idea of how dangerous a man can be. There's a man named Jamie Osuna that was he

decapitated and tortured his cellmate. And he has killed several cellies and he's not supposed to have them anymore. But I basically wanted to say this is fucking, this is insane. He managed to cover up his cell with the sheet. And they guessed he they didn't really properly check. I guess not. I guess not. But they put a cellie with him. He was not supposed to have one anymore because he murdered a person. He he he killed and tortured a woman in 2011, right? He's got one of those crazy. He's got a lot of antics. He's got face tattoos. He's had satanists, all this fucking abortion. But this guy that got this guy got put to this guy became his cellie. And he's not supposed to have any cellies. And apparently, using a razor style blade attached to a handle, Osuna just

figured the man called his last name was Romero, cutting out one of his eyes, chopping off his thing, one of his fingers, removing part of his ribs and slicing out part of his lung. He ultimately cut off his head. He also cut the holes in the side of his face to give him sort of an extended smile. Jesus. And apparently, he's been found with hatchets in his fucking cell before. Well, this is on this is on the state. Come on, guards. You gotta know that guy's face. Another he snuck into another cell where he stabbed and he stabbed this guy's face until he gave him 67 stitches. They had to sew his face back up. He said he wanted to when prison officials requested to photograph the inmates injuries, he declined, noting that he didn't want to risk Osuna

getting copies of the photos and adding them to his collection of trophies. Oh my God. That I guess he collects. Can you very scary. Can you imagine being this poor victim, this cellie? I don't know what he did to get there and I don't give a shit because no one deserves that treatment. No. The door clinks behind you and you're like, oh, my fucking God, it's feeding time and I'm the mouse. Like that must have been so horrifying for that. This is incredibly sad. The dude was it's one of these stories where it was a man by the name of a Luis Romero. He was in jail. He spent 27 years in prison. He just got he just got randomly transferred to a cell. He had been convicted of second degree murder after fatally shooting a woman in Compton when he was a teenager.

And it was like a gang. It was a gang activity thing. He got lumped in with that and he was actually nearing parole eligibility. So he was sort of he had served time for his crime. Well, and you do wonder, man, if they killed him, if they're like, oh, you're going to go on parole, huh? Maybe in the YouTube videos that I've seen, which again, I understand I'm not a hardened criminal by any stretch of the imagination. But it seems like your final few months in prison are really harrowing because the people who were lifers are kind of upset you're getting out. And the people who kept you in there for so long don't really want to see you go because that's job security to have you stay in. So apparently it's very like sketchy the final few months.

It's very nerve wracking, which I can't even imagine the pain that that it would be psychologically. Anyway, Jesus Christ, that's brutal, bro. Yes. Okay, let's not go to that jail cell. No, I don't want to go to jail. I don't want to go to jail. I just I'll be good. I'm going to flip. I'm a flip on everybody. That's what I'm going to do. I'm not going to be. I'm not going to be strong in there, man. I'm not going to write my biography. I guess I'll start. I would work out. There's not much else to do. I think you can use your own body as your own. You are your own weight. Isn't that excited? You know what, though? That's the best part about gaining weight and quarantine is that if you just do yoga, it's like you're also doing strength training. Yeah, not a bad

idea. You build up your muscle. I'm going to teach men how to read. There you go. That would be just wonderful. They'll love Dune in prison. All right, let's go on to Hero of the Week. And I hope that this hero makes all of you happy. It's a fellow named Tony Bennett. And no, not the very famous singer. He's just a dude, man. He looks like a long hair. It's my home in San Francisco. Something about the crooners, man. They were there were nothing but sex appeal. That's back when guys could sing and fucking tongue a cigar open little little mouths. So there's this dude, Tony Bennett. He probably lives behind this Walmart. But anyway, Walmart's been littering a bunch of trash for three years. He's been asking them to clean it up.

He's talked to managers and they just refused to do it. So he cleaned up the Andrago Skogun River. Andrew, I'm going to go with Andro Skogun River. He cleaned it up himself. And these Walmart bastards called the police on him for doing something that they should be doing. This was a Walmart in Mexico. He was picking up the trash and they said to him, stop doing all of that. He didn't do it. It was full of empty Walmart bags, dunking containers, used diapers, spread out. It was just totally nasty. This is what he said. He said they literally just raked the trash down the banking. He goes on to say they raked from 20 feet to the pavement all the way to the bank and dumped it over the bank right with all the leaves and the debris and garbage for 100 feet

long, 20 feet wide and put it right over the bank with all that trash. It ain't right. That's a real, this is real, real heroism. They got to fix this. I completely agree. So Bennett spent the morning picking up the garbage behind the store. But after employees noticed him, managers told him to leave. He said, I'm here to pick up the trash that you're leaving all over the place. They called the police and he was arrested. And I just don't think that that is appropriate. Bennett said, speaking from a phone later, he says, I don't like to get emotional and so involved in these things. I got other shit that I would rather be spending time on. I've got grandkids, but if I don't do it, who the hell is going to spend three years and it hasn't

been addressed? So Tony Bennett, you're here of the week for doing not necessarily what was legal, but what was right. And those things are not mutually exclusive. Not all the time, especially with the crimes of the real Tony Bennett. I don't think he's singing with Smoker's Lug. That's second hand smoke. Wow. Let's get some listener emails, please. So this is fun. In regards to last week's episode where you were you questioned of a bartender would recognize Casey Anthony. I figured I weigh in back in 2012. I was serving tables at a seafood joint in West Palm. I'm not sure if I could say the name, but it starts with F and rhymes with shenanigans. The hostess sat a couple of my section and I approached them like I had any other, but you

know, they took their drink order. And by the time I got back to the server station, I was met with a plethora of scornful coworkers, all of them women who asked me if I had any idea who that was. I said, no, why? Before they gave him fill me in, my manager immediately separated me from the rest of the staff and told me to just focus on the table, not to talk to anyone and get them out swiftly. Okay. I was confused, but obliged. See, the reason I didn't know her was because I'm from the Philadelphia area. And I was just getting out of a treatment center for shooting a bunch of cocaine and heroin. So I wasn't really following any current events, the years leading up to getting clean. Well, congratulations on getting congrats. That's unbelievably difficult. And you're also

a hero of the week. The manager knew this about me and figured I'd be oblivious. And that's why they sat her in my section. Every other server manager bartender, patron, a busboy in that joint knew exactly who she was, but this was also in 2012. So it was closer to the event news outlets called relentlessly for a scoop on the event and knowing how easily I'd won her over with a few mozzarella sticks, I was forbidden from answering the phone fearing I'd give the store some unwanted media attention. She was nothing happened. She was there with some high profile PI who was the dude she was probably banging and working for. I forget his name, the guy that worked on her case. She ordered a cheese steak and a tip well. There you go. That's a little Casey Anthony tale for

you. 2012. That's how long we've been living with that saga. Oh yeah. Was Kaylee Kuhl in 2009? No, it was 2007. Oh my God. Wow. When you said 2012, I thought it was going to be somebody else. But indeed, Casey Anthony has been, well, she's been a murderer for a while now. So we have been on murderers row for that long. In my hometown of Virginia Beach, there's a guy who calls himself the Black Widow. This is another real superhero. Unfortunately, he doesn't wear a tight body suit and heels, but he walks around in a homemade full body Spider-Man type suit. He's been banned for many places because he wears a full face covering at all times. He's run into many mishaps with the police because of it too. I don't think he

actually does anything, but he's always dressed up and sometimes goes to events. He's also notorious for sliding into any girls DMs. I think it's sweet. So waiting for Shadow Vision. We have some people, some people reached out to Shadow Vision. He said, oh, maybe he's like someone famously, someone said, a podcast I listened to does it. And he said, what podcast? So maybe we're getting close. Let's maybe we can get here. We can find out what it's like to be inside the mind of a vigilante. Could be, could be. I have no idea what the cavernous mind of Shadow Vision will be. But with the Black Widow, though, you know, that's that's that would make him a villain. That's IP. No, Black Widow is technically, well, she's like an anti hero.

I mean, she kills a bunch of people. I don't fucking know. I don't give a shit. I just think the guy doesn't even understand his lore. It's fake. It's all fake. He is real. I heard you mentioned that a dentist had kept Rawlings Tooth, Daniel Rawlings Tooth, from our Gainesville Ripper episode. I didn't know how often dentists keep teeth, but I know for a fact that I had a dental. I am I a dental assistant have. I've always found teeth fascinating. I became a dental assistant due to that fascination. One time we had a patient that was a very large male. He was due for extractions. I assisted the doctor during the procedure. Now, we knew that this would be an interesting procedure as soon as the first

tooth was pulled, because it had had an abnormally long root. It continued like this. Each tooth was just as awe inducing as the one before it. The last tooth removed was a giant molar. The two doctors were the 40 years of experience between them had never seen such a big tooth is at least twice the size of an average man's molar due to its rarity. I decided to keep it. I cleaned it with the hygienist tools and I ran it through the autoclave to sterilize it. It now sits as the topper to an old amber colored pharmacist bottle. I always wondered what that man would think if he found out that I not only kept his tooth, but actively display it in my home. I do wonder. Well, I think he should he should technically have the right to get the

tooth back if he would like to display it as well. I suppose give me my tooth back. I grew it. Oh, he did. Well, maybe you'll sit there with that tooth one day and you'll live with it. And you wonder, oh, I wonder what it's like living with somebody else's tooth. And you're going to love the fact that this tooth adds so much ambience to your own home. But guess what, man? What? You're going to laugh at the fact that maybe he murdered several people and having that tooth inside of your home will slowly but surely curdle you. You will curdle and curdle you as you sit and you enter the mind of this murderer as the tooth, in fact, becomes the truth. Whoa, truthy tooth. The tooth decay is real and it's murdering my

I built out. I don't know. This is good. Okay. This is good. Thank you. We're so good at radio. We are so good at radio. Well, thank you all so much for listening. We hope you're doing well out there. Actually, I thought you get more of Bobber's ear. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's nuts. That's I love it. I love it. All right, everyone. Thanks so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Magus deletions. Give that tooth back. Maybe just give the tooth back. Release. Catch a release. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. You can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.