Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Hank the Tank
Episode Date: February 23, 2022Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: the CIA under attack, a 500 pound Black Bear ransacking homes for leftovers in Lake Tahoe, Drunk Sisters Brawl in Disney World, a bizarre buzzsaw ...assisted suicide in Australia, Chinese Man rescued after being victim of Blood Slave Trade, the foul mouthed phantom, the Bumper Sticker that helped save a life, Listener Stories, and MORE!
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There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories
All right, here we go. I tell you what yeah, I tell you what I'm really suffering from Havana syndrome today
I burnt my mouth on some flout is last night. Oh
Havana syndrome, of course
We'll talk about it cuz Henry has been rant in a ravine. We're doing MK ultra. We have
Many more episodes coming your way, but Henry's brain is boiling like the egg in that drug commercial
Havana syndrome. You mean I I'm missing my Panama hat
Oh, where is it? I must be suffering from Havana syndrome. What is even that? Oh, it's something. Oh, what's that?
Oh, the call. What's that call? I'm getting in from it's coming from this call from inside the house
Havana syndrome it sounds like you should be dancing in a field wearing a nice dress and they say oh he suffers
Havana syndrome, but indeed it is a perhaps weapon being used to scramble the minds of what Henry believes to be CIA operatives
Whatever man, these guys are doing it to themselves. It's possible side stories. They're doing it. Oh, wow
You're gonna intro. I'm gonna do it. Wow side stories. Wow. I'm Henry Zabrowski
We're here with Ben Schumann kissle and we're talking the straight-ass truth that the CIA is Havana syndromeing themselves
You you know, I would have believed you, but you forgot one key word
folks
Let's just really look at it. Come on objectively look at it. No because they're saying that is crazy true talk
It is freaking nuts. What's going on as the war games continue? It's interesting because Russia's saying that they don't have anything to do with it
They are now saying and me know, but I also feel like they would I feel like what they never admit anything every single thing that comes out of their mouths
It's like some new reality that they're spinning around kind of like over here
We're doing the same exact thing right now because you clearly can't believe a single thing that anybody says of the news currently about what's going on in the European theater, but
We
Yes, believe believe in America
Sure, I guess
But I but it's the idea of there's physical evidence that's showing up this physical evidence are saying oh Polish Nationalist
I'm
Proponent I'm pro Henry Zabrowski. I'm a nationalist for Henry Zabrowski's body
His shirts his many graphic tees this secret lab chair. This is what I have control over
I'm just so happy I get this multiverse Henry Zabrowski and not the one that burns books
Because it really makes me feel like I'm so we are so lucky to be in this timeline
But I really think that it's we're seeing that they are getting attacked members of the spook industry are getting attacked
Directly across the street from the White House
This is a type of thing that like, you know
They're saying that they all say this every single one of these guys in a gray coat that tries to explain to us and act as if the CIA is completely
innocent
No, not the idea that an attack that can happen directly next to the White House to me shows
Like if this was a foreign agent, they would really be scrambling and I bet you we wouldn't even even heard about this shit
If it was from Russia possible it was from China. I think it is purpose too close to home
Yeah, she was shows our weakness. I personally think it's them showing other countries
What we're willing to do to our own people and we're gonna do it to them, too
And that we have this technology because we're we're the only people looking into it besides Russia and China
And it seems to only be happening to a bunch of very soft young CIA members that are they're just like
Almost right for it. Obviously, we don't ever blame the victim here at last guest on the left
But I feel like some of these guys in the in the intelligence the defense intelligence industry
might be sort of like out there kind of
In the in the spook version of wearing a short dress on the corner of the street
I would again not deserving, but there we go
I would say if you are someone who is extremely interested in intelligence in Syop, it might be kind of an honor to be
Experiments on because then it's like the people all the medicine people that would experiment on themselves
And they would do like self surgeries and stuff and then it'll learn so much
But they're also the victims and I think that might make the most powerful CIA operative of all time
I hey, who knows honestly? I just want one of them to win the great British baking show
I know they've ultimately flipped the world
We'll keep you up to date as much as we possibly can because Henry is correct
You've got to siphon through much like Kramer swimming in the East River. You have to siphon through a bunch of shit
To try to figure out what the truth is, but we talk a little bit more about that on top hat
Do we have any oh also? We want to thank everyone who listened to our
W episode on open lines on Serious Radio
Thank y'all to everyone who called in
And it was a small dream. It was a small dream, but it was a wonderful dream
It really was
Um, do we want to talk about this one story up top with romance because I feel like sure absolutely
I want because there's this new show on Netflix. I think it's tender swindler
Tindler swinder and no, it's not about Tindler swift tinder
Swindler tinder swindler
They came up with the name first and then found someone who was bad on tinder
It might honestly, I could see is this another siap is what you're saying. It could be romance scams
They have increased 80 percent in 2021. So be careful
There was an elderly woman in virginia that was scammed out of 580 thousand dollars through all the dating apps
Apparently she was on a thing called eye flirts, which it's just don't do it. No, just go to the big brands
This isn't the time to experiment with an indie dating app. Okay, you go on to one of the ones that has a lot
I guess a lot of
Uh, it doesn't have any sort of way of making sure you don't get hurt
Does anyone have any sort of way of protecting you? I don't know the local sports bar or a bingo parlor
You can go get d and pussy the
Old-fashioned way we have a couple of drinks 1.3 billion dollars has been lost to scams in the last five years alone
So be careful out there. And if you are on one of the dating apps meeting person at some point
Otherwise this person is just going to be stealing all your money. Absolutely
A zoom date doesn't count. You got to meet these people. I really do
This might be a little bit hot takey. This might be uncle corner. I don't know. I'm full of it today
I've had a lot of spring hill jack. You are full of it today. I am full of it
But I it's one of those where I wonder
if you
I wonder if like when you meet somebody in real life, you also don't know necessarily who they are
And it's a much bigger chance of them to kill of them killing you immediately. Sure
Public but not not in a busy apple bees. I'll tell you that nothing bad ever happens there
Unless you happen to be trying to rat against the russian government
And then a guy's just going to drop a little radiation in her food and that's how they're going to get you right
Whoa, fuck. I thought it was a date. This is crazy, man. This case idea tastes like
plutonium
Um, but I it's also I'm going to stress this again
You don't know who you're talking to on the internet. You just don't you have no clue
wasn't on like even though I
I do think that there is a beauty to the anonymous nature of the internet
I think it's important for our freedom of expression, but also with that
You have no
Fucking clue who's on the other side of that monitor don't ever you know what I'm learning from this article
There was another victim a 74 year old woman. Most of these women are in their 70s
I guess they're still all horned up. Yeah, of course because they they got one the last of the
Session of husbands is dead
You don't want it like you honestly think it's it might be more about spending time with someone
And maybe you could still get it wet enough to get pushed up because now you got all the medications
You know like because you could just stick a bunch of lubey up of vagina with your fingers
And then you got all sorts of pills that you could take and then get you all ready and hard to go
There's a whole new lease on life. If you've got your new hip. You got your new knee. You got your new mans
Like in 70 you're ready. I remember my grandmother's retirement home. That was a that was just it was a
intercourse
Central that's what it was all the old people love it. Don't be careful out there
And uh, don't trust anyone who seems don't give anybody money true never give anyone money
No money just cut them off even if you like them even if they love
Love bombing you for weeks. You just get out of it by saying anything just mean like I don't feel comfortable giving you that kind of money
I don't have this money start taking a bunch of pictures with guns
Fuck yeah, dude
Come for me. Just be careful out there everyone. You know who's not afraid of a gun who?
Hank the tank
Hank the tank is my favorite
Oh, this I love this is animal news and crime news. This is a good story because Hank the tank
He gets what he wants and he's not taking no for an answer. Oh
Lake Tahoe is in chaos
so
He's a 500 pound bear. He's he's been he has ransacked at least
28 homes since July right they are saying that he's an exceptionally large bear
And what he does is he's a black bear. He comes into your home. They've said that he's straight up
Knocked down a garage door
He has ripped open fucking windows and crawled in through and what he's he looking for a kissle
What all big boys are looking for what left over pizza. Oh this story could not get more adorable
I know technically this is a vicious creature who might eat your entire family
Unless of course you treat them like Santa Claus little pizza goes out every night. You must appease the beast
I'm a massive fan of recognizing that we are not alone in this world. We are simply humans this bear
Obviously, it has some hunger issues. I would start
Just feeding it every day and then I get to my you know my garage door stays up
But I'm also one of those guys I would feed the pigeons if I was in new york
I don't mind feeding the animals, but unfortunately kissle. You're the exact reason why
I know
They are all saying what it seems to be is that people moved back out to their vacation homes, right?
They either gave up during quarantine, right?
They moved to their vacation homes and they were working out from there and then because was one force ranger says people lack
Bear education
They feed the animals and then what has created a problem because Hank the tank is no longer afraid of people
I'm not bringing this to a unicef level of like this corrupt this this completely
Gutted the entire economic society. I'm not talking about how this fucked over farmers. These are bears
We are full societies full of food that mostly we throw away
I just feel like we could feed the bears, but it's hard because the problem is there needs to be a clear delineation
Because these are big predators because they he busts into your house
They say he goes straight for the refrigerator. They say that most black bears are about 300 pounds
They attribute his addiction to human food to be the reason why he is up to 500 pounds
Okay, first very big boy, you know a reality show on animal planet my 500 pound life all about hank the tank
It's already in production. I probably use the reason we're not going to get a show on paramount
Because they're going to have to hang the tank hour
Just watching this bear freaking eat. Well, unfortunately, it's going to be him
It's going to be a producer in front of me and you and he's like unfortunately
We've already found a huge hairy animal to host a show for our network and you're like, no
Hank the tank, but you know some people in town
This quote makes it sound
Like this bear is richard ramirez or richard chase. This is just from a random resident
They say i've been in this town for 40 years and i've been locking my doors recently. I've never done that
The whole town is chilled, but how cool would it be you wake up your groggy?
Obviously these people are all hammered constantly because there's nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere
Don't go to your fridge and you see hank the tank. I'd be like hank
Well, it's hard because hank can't talk and hank doesn't know what people are thinking and he can't communicate
So when hank comes into your home, right? They're saying the problem is is that well so far
What is interesting is that hank has not heard a single person because he seems to mostly be concerned
He's concerned with the pizza and he wants to get at the pizza
So he goes to the pizza and they said they've been in the home and have watched hank the tank
Breaking their front door walk directly past them into the kitchen and just start ransacking it
But they're really afraid people are afraid of it one day flipping out
But they've been trying to get it out of there by shooting it with paypal guns
They've hit it with tasers
They've hit it with an air horn and he just simply does not give a fuck and then they set up a trap
What about a house for hank? What about a house with a pizza oven for hank the tank? How does he learn?
One employee goes in there every day and makes them three pizzas
If you need to take care of hank the tank
This is really where I think your libertarian leanings could be of this is really huge here. You're gonna do a bootstrap argument
Teach him to make pizza
Well, technically we should teach him to fish because that's what bears do
Yes, sure, but if he's having pizza teach him to make pizza teach him about the what it's like to get a semolina from not
Then proper the water the semolina and then you get oh and you get the twists
As if he can really appreciate the arc that goes into making pizza three de journos a day throw him in the river
He can get him out of the river. He learns how to fish that way
They try to set up a trap for him. They're not gonna trap hank the tank
They set up a shed. They put a pipe in hot pizza inside of the shed. That's what is he trying to they're trying to give me
They're trying to catch me he wouldn't go but the problem is they're trying to euthanize him and now he knows that's the problem
He's very I think he is I don't know if he knows he's gonna get shot man
But I think that he has a suspicion
I just feel like this town is a little intense here bridge it mark shetty philip
She says she's sick and tired of having to fear for our lives quite frankly
Because of what the bear may or may not do she says this has been happening for a long time
And eventually something very very very bad is gonna happen like hank the tank doesn't get pizza that day
And it's just yeah, he's been targeted for death by the california department of fish and wildlife
And honestly, I didn't know they did that. I don't know claim the tank has been targeted for I didn't know
Geez the bear league is vehemently opposed to this plan
And we are frantically working to save his life by reaching out to the various wildlife sanctuaries
In hopes of finding him a safe home. I didn't know there was a bear league
But he's been targeted for death by the california department of fish and wildlife
You don't need to be done only one person can help here
And I don't think that to be honest. We should be really careful about unleashing this power back onto the earth
But maybe it's important. Maybe it's time for this person. It's the right time for the right lock the right key in the right lock
papa john
You get john schnattner out there
He needs to get this kit. He needs to get this bear back. He's not allowed to be near pizza
He's like an excommunicated priest. You can't be near a child. Like I don't think papa john's is a lie
I think he's been forced to eat tacos for the past three years. I think that the bear
Needs to be the one interfacing with the pizza
And papa john needs to start building his a team and that this is this bear
Is just one of the with the various members of the food-based sinister six that papa john will eventually create
Uh, but you know, I haven't thought about him in a while, but I just really think about the idea of another pizza villain
Well, he is he's back in the news. It's a matter of fact. He'll be speaking at c-pack
So you can you can listen to uh, all the wonderful words
That really shows you the quality of c-pack that they got papa john on there
Well, um, he's a name, isn't he? But you know, we just said here
We just said here we demonized an animal for doing what animals do and dare I say
He is an example of he is the missing link. He's eating pizza next thing. You know, he's having sex with your wife
He's watching nfl sunday. Obviously he's a fan of the bears
That means he's becomes fully italian right
But people seem to be crazier to me for some reason
Henry like during covid obviously it was like everyone's killing their families
And then there was like a stretch where I felt like people were getting random stuff things stuck on their asshole
Well, yeah, that happens. Yeah, it goes in cycles. I feel like we are in the season of just straight up drunken brawling
people are
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that like I thought that like now we we've been back a bit like in terms of
A lot of things have opened up. Well, we've been back. We've been pretty back. Yeah, pretty much
people are still
Not good at driving anymore and there's a lot more people running lights
There's a lot more people getting into physical altercations outside of their cars
It's really kind of wild and willy out there right now. It really is and this took place at disney world now
this feud was between
a pair of drunken naked sisters
And they were they were tussling in the bushes and then one slipped on the others vomit
I love her. How do you get so hammered at disney?
It's hard to get drunk at disney. They went around the world and spent too much time in germany is what it sounds like
Well, I mean, so they're fighting all nude and then she slips on her sister's freaking vomit. Whoa
And uh, and then they just started going at it and they show pictures of the girls
No, not the nude ones. I'm certain they won't do that
But they show pictures of what they looked like before they took all their clothes off. No, they don't um and to be frank
It could go either way
Science stories LP ot l gmail.com. Why do so many fights between women and this is again
This is not just outside of my sexual curiosity. What is the point of stripping nude in order to fight?
I know that like guys pop their shirts off and they take their rings off
But what how does it help a woman to release her vagina to the fight?
Well, they say big boob energy perhaps that might be it according to the report once separated both sisters ran at each other again
The other sister the younger one slipped on the vomit then she fell into the bushes. They were still fighting
Then uh, the younger sister ran a few feet away took off her dress exposing her breasts
Surely after they began to punch each other again, I don't know
I was like, ah, like, you know how men men will like take rip off their shirts like like brave heart
So it may have just been that but the backdrop was not a harry polish nipple
It was indeed a set of boobies
I just wonder what it like guess you're fighting and you get it rips off
You get can you guess three guesses without looking what they were fighting over?
I think that they two women sisters and they got just this is like so
Don't think too big go local. Who's gonna fuck goofy tonight?
Well similar because apparently one of the girls did not like her sister's boyfriend
So they had to
Got to do this at Disney world after spending how much money to go to Disney world
And your whole family just to go vomit on each other and fight
It's too much you save that fight for the fucking hotel parking lot
I mean save it for christmas for crying out loud. That's at least free
So both women were arrested for mr. Meener domestic violence battery and disorderly intoxication
My only thing is this I haven't been to Disney world yet
But as we're seeing I was watching c-span the other day they were talking aviation
And there is a great chance. They're gonna remove booze from planes
And if Disney world starts to remove the booze, I mean
Hopefully Disney world is the opposite. Disney world has been slowly adding booze. Good. They never had booze
And now they've been they've been slowly there are more opportunities to get booze. I says this is why I am thinking
This might have been more
Brought in booze that they have probably have been drinking alcohol that they brought
Yes, well, they were they were uh, that's very possible because they were only steps away from the watermelon and mango parking lots
Um, so I didn't know they made their parking lots after uh, fruits there if it's cute apparently that's it
So maybe they didn't even make it into the park. They might not sister. Oh my god. Yeah, the younger sister called her
Oh called her other sister a bad mom. Whoa, that's how you literally. Oh, yeah, that's how you do it
Yeah, these sisters are 29 and 31. So uh, they uh, oh my god. What a nightmare their phone also died at disney security
So then they had to call them an uber
Oh, yes, they had a uber and uber refused to take them and then the taxi showed up and they the taxi was like
They're naked. Yeah, we're just everyone's covered in blood. I don't apparently she's a bad mom and this uh, she's dating
Anyway, you never know
This is why it's so fun to go people watching. You never know when you're gonna see a UFC fight
Oh, yeah, it's my favorite thing about vagus on the face of the planet is the people vagus
The street of vagus is literally entertaining enough as it is. I love it walking around that city
It's so much fun. Take an edible walk around. You don't gotta lose all your money. Just have fun looking at people
Just use some of it. Yeah
Hey from your way
Now this is a story that it's a very very side stories. Now. This is from
Australia
Queensland police say men allegedly sawed off another man's leg as a part of a quote unquote an arrangement
Now, who knows but this guy didn't sound that old
So a 66 year old man died very soon after he was discovered by passersby at this in his Falls Fitzgerald park
This is a Saturday morning
Um, so how it did I guess they had known each other
It was a 36 year old dude that no one is releasing the name of okay, right because the police are saying straight up
It was not an unprovoked attack. Like this was like set up. This is 4 a.m
So obviously they're very intoxicated. I would put that out there. Um, definitely
So the the men drove together to the park and then they sat together under a tree
Okay, and then they sat there for about 20 minutes. I guess k i s s i and j. Yeah, kind of cute so far
Hold it hands giggling. I don't know and then later
So they said that I guess he brought a battery powered circular saw with them out to the bench
Hey, uh, hey barry. What's the uh, what's gonna be using that for I'm gonna help you lose weight
You're gonna lose 20 pounds. So don't meet you fucking
But the older man was they went apparently he he turned on the battery powered saw well
They were just hanging out cut off the man's leg
He then helped him get into a car
Where he bled to death
In the car and then they found the guy later they apparently they went there
I guess they they had found it because they connected somehow they connected the guy to the guy
There hasn't been a lot of details in the case yet
Um, and I'd love to find out exactly how they all knew each other and how this boiled down
We know the victim was 66 and the dude who did it was 36
So I feel like this was a a match made in meth
Or again some kind of what I mean, you know like when does
When does the 36 year old and a 66 year old really have something so much in common they hang out it just has to be
Okay, to me in my mind you work together your co-workers
But how do you get so comfortable with your own co-worker that you allow yourself
To help you guys plan your own death together. That's very close
Like you and I don't even I do we have provisions about what we do if the other one has terminal cancer
Like do you know what you do? Like do I need to kill you? Um, no, you don't have to kill me. Well, I don't uh,
We'll play by ear
Well, my mom has constantly talked about it how many times the option of me shooting her in the head
Yeah, but then you can't do it though again and again. It's a work because then you're getting you're gonna get charged with
You know
Do blowing your mom's brains out and then you'd be like what she told me to
Oh, so I know what that your mom is gonna know what she's gonna do
I know what she's gonna do is that she's gonna be like, hey, you gotta shoot me in the head
Henry Thomas and then as soon as I pull out that fucking gun and I put it in her fucking mouth
She's gonna be like, oh, why are you doing this with Thomas?
Why are you doing this? I never said I never said for you to shoot me
Well, then you can't then you can't shoot her. Oh now you're fucked
But now I've been now and she knows that I've stuck a gun in her mouth. Well, all right
Well police alleged these two people were known. They knew each other the extent still of the relationship. We don't know
But they do say it was not an unprovoked attack. So I I just
Just don't know where you are in life or you're like cut it off, man
But then if you do that, you also have to have like a tourniquet and uh, oh sure
I don't know. Do you think this guy was planning a dine or the I don't it's a weird story
I think that they didn't think about it all the way through. Yeah, I feel like this is half a plan
Yeah, yeah, there's also this circular saw it's just also the craziest way to do it and a killer guy by cutting off
His leg is the most inefficient thing on the face of the planet. Why wouldn't you cut off his head?
Yeah, he cut it off right below the knee. Yeah, like I feel like it's something else
I don't listen in something else. I think that they might again. They might have been intoxicated
Oh, I definitely believe that they were intoxicated
Here's another story that fucking scared the fucking shit out of me that you just have to be really careful about
Talk about like being swindled and worrying about what's gonna happen to you when you show up at a place
This is a true this takes place in china
This was in china's a chinese man lured by fake job at is held captive as a quote-unquote blood slave
Dude, I don't want that in Cambodia. Oh, yeah, man
The man only identified by his surname Lee. He was kidnapped as a gang now. They apparently he has been
Captured since august 2021. Okay, and they apparently took
27 ounces of blood from him each month just enough to replenish his blood supplies
And then they just sold the blood online to what I only imagine is
Some version of a blade fanfiction society. I guess so there's a picture of the man
He's in a hospital bed and yes, you can see nurses. They look relatively professional. Although again, this is no
That's not the gang. That's him in the hospital. That's him in the house. Well. He has been rescued
Yes, that's how they know about this. Oh, okay. So he's finally been rescued
I see so now he's gonna go get some treatment at the hospital man
I don't want that apparently he's got the most universal blood type
Type O negative type O negative also love that band now there is apparently when they normally do a blood donation
It takes about 16 ounces of blood, which is 8% of the average blood volume. I'm an adult
Um, and it is they say American Red Cross really says you should wait
Before you take that much blood out multiple times. What do you think you American Red Cross?
Yeah, I would I would believe that they uh, they love blood
So the gang decided to take blood from Lee
After they told him it's either that or we'll sell your organs
Well, they wanted to help
Basically what he said is he went to a meeting. He was a security guy, right?
He worked in security and he went to this job ad he went to go meet up to have an interview
And the guys basically then said here you go. We have this fun. We have this arrangement here
Um, you're gonna join our organ trafficking gang. Oh, and if you don't
Oh, we're gonna make you one. You're gonna be one of the people that we traffic from
And then he was kind of like stuck in it
Then they fucking put a gun to his head and then they brought him down to a some place some horrible place
And then just leaked the blood out of him every month
And I'm not sure if it's worse or not the gun obviously sent the message that this is very serious
But they also used an electric prod on him to like take him to where they wanted to take him out
And again, I guess they said his blood type was quote quite valuable and I don't know like
How did they know I don't know anyone's blood type. Is that like a thing that people know more about in other countries?
I don't know my blood type
They might have checked it right then they might have who knows but they said apparently he got brought across
You've got way you've got brought across the border to vietnam from china
And then they took him to Ho Chi Minh city and then he was sold to another gang for 18,000 dollars
That was in cambodia. So once in cambodia another gang running an online fraud company bought Lee
Oh my god, man. That's kind of that scares the shit out of me. Well, what do you do when the
Okay, it's old school shame hide man. You're Lee though, right? You got what they want. Yeah, you suck it with blood
You've got the best blood. So I guess you have to be like, don't fucking kill me or did the blood's going
Like he does have supply and demand. He is the supply
And basically the demand you say that he should have been a diva
I I think he should have become like a robert downey jr. When his negotiations for after iron man three
He could have spun this to be like, um
Oh my goodness. What's the name of that movie that was a trial? It was it was a
Uh, the island of dot not hotel rwanda the island of dr. Murrow. Yeah, he could have been a character like that
Oh, yeah
It could have like it literally it's like surgically applied to baby arms to his fucking forehead and like took his feet off
And made him roller skates. Yeah, he's lucky in that way
I could also see him in like a final boss level of resident evil the man. He's connected to all the stuff
He is the life. He is the life force. He's almost like dr
Satan from house of a thousand corpses like I feel he had some leverage here
But again, um, I'm sure he wasn't thinking about any of that on account. He was being drained of blood
It's probably quite weak. Yeah. Yeah, he must add a real writer's block during that time period
Um, you know, Natalie and I had this conversation the other day about this idea of like
We're afraid like we're about to start heading into real conspiracy theory territory in our mk ultra series and
part of it is this idea that
They raise babies
Right to in order to indoctrinate them with sexual torture to make them menturian candidates later on in life
That is like one of the main thrusts of mk ultra is that the cia use people like the finders and they also raise their own babies
In in correlation with various Illuminati families that give up members of their family in order to be part of this process
Yada yada yada, but there's a part of it that you're like
Natalie both said like it's weird to think that there are then people that do actually do fucked up things
Like traffic people and do good like have sex rings child sex rings all these types of stuff
And how like it's this weird thing of how it just shows just how expensive the human imagination is
And how many times that like you could make stuff up like a real imagineer stuff
Where you get stuff that we think about like yeah on one half on one side people are making these things up
But also on the other half there are other people sort of like doing things that are just like the made-up things
So conversely it makes them all real and muddies all the water if you have somebody that is
Getting a becoming a blood bag a human blood bag for human traffickers like how much far off is a bunch of other shit
Absolutely, and I think much like what we do with our independent
And independent contracts for military and things like that. I wouldn't be surprised if the government has a couple of contracts with some of those sex rings
All right. Well, let's talk
And it's not a new ornion ring from apple base
No, I'm in sex ring. It's kind of the base of your cock
You know we talk we actually had a wonderful conversation with dailin from the ghost brothers check out that show
And we were talking about how what we want one of the pet peeves that we have is people being mean to the ghosts, right?
So this next story this ghost
It's being hunted, right? And this ghost being mean to me is your life
And this ghost so these ghost hunters they're on a mission, right?
They're trying to find this phantom and the ghost keeps on telling these people to quote fuck off
Yeah, I am happy to hear a ghost finally stand in their ghost ground when it comes to people
Stand it up for themselves for themselves as people go constantly into their homes and be like come have a ghost
Where you at ghost?
And now the ghost is fuck off and so I love this story
So people have spotted the foul mouth phantom
And they say she is dressed all in white and is taking to swearing at people near this site
It's known as dead woman's ditch
Now this is in summer
Very fucking on the nose name. Well, it is because the beauty spot on the quantic hills in Somerset was where Jane
Wolford was murdered by her husband John
In 1789. So this is kind of cool because they have a murder attached to the site and they believe that the ghost is indeed Jane
But maybe Jane's had enough of being murdered
And now she says stop yelling at me
Fuck off
That's it also wild because the ghost hunters are trying to say they think that what's one boon
Of this ghost telling people to go fuck off is they think it will help they think that it will help them date
When the person that was the ghost was alive so they can really start to see how early the word fuck was being used
In common language for them and they're like, this is incredible. This is absolutely amazing. We can find the agent
That is incredible paranormal investigators Christine and Dave Thomas of Wendy's fame probably not
They told Somerset live they themselves have been shouted at rudely
And they were told to leave the area by the nasty evil spirits
But I'm gonna say I think they're putting
Their own emotion into it. Are they nasty and evil spirits or are you a trespasser?
Much like hangs a tank who's gotta get on out of there sometimes you fuck off
You get out of that ghost goddamn living room because when it comes down to it, that's their space
It's like when that gets scared of a spider outside and I try to explain to her that's a spider's home
We're in the spider's home right now. It's it's job is to be spidery and eat bugs
I don't mind a spider. That's true. I love spiders. Okay. Well, shelly bariton
Apparently at the same spot. She says two women died in 1988. Yeah, this is a weird spot
So maybe she says no, maybe it's one of them haunting the area either way
If you're a seems like if you're a lady don't go there
Yeah, because everyone seems to get murdered
Or get fucking get told to go fuck yourself and eventually you're like, hey
Hey, no, come on
Me go fuck myself
Exactly. Next thing, you know, you're reenacting a scene from Goodfellas alone in a park. Me. You talk to me. You tell me
How funny funny how funny looking. I was like, none of these lines are hack. Absolutely not according to philip king
He says given the behavior of many visitors to the hills and the vast numbers
I can understand why she is ticked off. Oh, yeah, man. She's getting crowded out. It's fucking. She's getting gentrified
Absolutely. So we have some locals who say, yeah, listen to her
She's telling you to fuck off get the heck out of there get the fuck out of there
And then there's still tourists be like, I want to go get cursed at by a ghost. Just call your mother
It's like they're going to fucking wasn't a wiener circle in Chicago. You're going to go get fucking roasted dick's last resort
Yeah, the most uncomfortable restaurant in the history of restaurants
I've just never seen so many 45 year old women with a hat on that says my pussy stinks. They really do that
Yeah, when I was with uh, brook, uh, rogers, they're fantastic journalists
Um, I'm pretty sure that was the closest we've ever almost gone to a brawl because some of the jokes don't land
No, they don't they just call you
What if I kill you? What if I kill you? Yeah, they're not regular greg horaldos
No, not the best roasters, but interestingly enough many locals have seen this ghost
One said when I was about 17 on my way home from work driving along a cold road
I saw a bright white figure on the side of the road as I slowed it appeared to be the woman in an old-fashioned dress
Uh, she says she couldn't take her eyes off of it and I couldn't bring myself to turn around and have another look
I just drove home in complete shock
And another person has said that they saw what looks to be a tall figure with a long dark coat
On outside the pub on the edge of the road and then they checked back and no one was there that may have just been silent bob
Interesting, but yeah, that side is just full of poltergeist and I would I would love to go
That's the thing. No, we're gonna be one of those and we're gonna get fucking we're gonna get roasted. Fuck off. Fuck off
Um, so I got a really interesting article somebody sent me that actually is another
Example of kind of what I saw
Two days ago. I know what I saw
I know what I saw
Um, and it says it's just it's really interesting referencing the orb that henry saw over the railways
I saw an orb. I should describe the little bit on our radio show this week about how the saddest part about it was
After I saw it was the emptiness
Was the feeling of like, oh, I guess now I have done it
Yeah, you just nut it all over your tummy and now it's cleanup time. Yeah, you're like, oh, well
Nothing's changed. And so but I do like this
So this is uh, someone sent me an article about the hornet spook light. Now. This is in joplin, missoura
Um, the devil's promenade. This is where it goes
And this is really interesting. It's one of those the spook light. It's the joplin spook light or the tri-state spook light
Um, this is in it's in oklahoma. I might even try to name the name the city because if people got I think it's quapa
Quapa who fucking knows? Well, you did tell me I did try I never was gonna be upset but according to the legend
This was first seen by uh during the trail of tears in 1836, which was really, you know, you know a tough time
Absolutely
It was originally seen during the trail of tears in 1836. However, the first official report occurred in 1881
Um, and someone wrote about it, but it's literally what I saw which was a ball of
fire in this disc in this description
It was a it was a size of a either up from a baseball up to a basketball and then it dances and spins
On the center of the road at high speeds rising and hovering above the tree stops before it retreats and disappears
Which is basically what I saw, but it was slow moving what I saw. Okay roads. It looks to be ques
Uh, there is a uh, it seems like it was debunked
But who knows who knows because well spook lights we know or call we've seen other people talk about spook lights being like, you know
swamp gas
Reflections from your headlights going off until the words like they the idea of weird like, you know like campfires
There are obviously
Terrestrial explanations for a lot of this stuff, but I know what I fucking saw. I know what I saw. I don't suck
I don't remember it being like it wasn't because we were lit up like it
our
Lights weren't the thing bouncing off the thing. It was on its own
It was like a bag. It looked like a plastic bag filled with liquid
Tumbling over itself. So it was different and that way in my mind. I think it was something like plasma
It is crazy man because this story as henry is talking about it. I mean this has countless
It's been investigated for many many years many years many many years
And it's just one of those old folk tales
So you know, you get you get your grandma around the fire and you get her ticker clothes off because you beat her in a game
A strip poker and now it's time to start get into the ghost stories
Because if you do with your family talking about all haunted lights
Old dirty trains and what grandpa was like back when he was alive and viral. Oh, yes, indeed
I always played rummy cube with my grandmother not strip poker
Oh, not not strip rummy cube
Not strip rummy cube. She would cheat though and she would hide all of the little um
All the little cubes god knows where
Hmm. I think I know where all right. Should we do hero the week? Yep
All right this week's hero of the week sometimes you're in your car. You say I want to end it all
Every day almost and then you ask the universe for a sign
There was a student her name was brook lacy
And she she was she was uh, kovat was hard on her like it was hard on all of us, right?
So she had a bunch of depression, right and she lived in New Zealand, you know, so it was like pretty strict stuff
And she said I'm gonna end it all
But then she was driving and she saw a homemade bumper sticker
Isn't that nice and now this bumper sticker says please don't take your life today
The world is so much better with you in it more than you realize
Stay so isn't that nice now. There's a homemade bumper sticker and she said I was looking for a sign
And then all of a sudden I looked and I saw that bumper sticker and then she did not commit suicide anymore
So the sentiment was just the bumper sticker. Well, apparently she it could have been it seems like
It seems like a well-placed phone call would have helped or a funny ad for rb or something
If I if I not to me anything but if a bumper sticker helps and yeah, text would have helped
Well, the hero of the week is sending positive vibes. No. Well, yes, but the bumper sticker is simply a meme
It's a messenger the hero of the week is the idea of not committing suicide
Nice things to people because you never know what they're going through kissle. I like that. You're tall
Thank you. Now if I was now that is but that's not something I don't have any control over you see
No, well, I like that you have that denim jacket on. Thank you again. That's something now
Well, anyway, so she now you tell me
Something you like about me something positive. That would be how that would go. So this woman then
Well, I made a meme I'm
I like that you're not as tall as me
Excellent fantastic. So lacy says wow, I can't believe I just saw that bumper sticker
And then you know what she did she made a bunch of them
And so she said I had these made a long time ago put one on my car and I forgot about them until now
Oh, I'm so glad whoever you are to chose. I'm so this is the this is the woman who put the sticker on her car originally
I'm sorry
She says I'm so glad whoever you are chose to stay today. You never know who needs the reminder
So there you go. So bumper stickers
That's kind of adjacent to here of the week, but it's really more about just
randomly saying nice things
And then sometimes people I mean most people will be like, oh, please shut up the super none
But you never know when that person who really needs to hear it. Oh, absolutely. You never know
A compliment goes a long way. It can so don't please don't take your life today
The world is so much better with you in it more than you realize stay
Randomly give somebody $5,000. Sure if you want to do that would really help
That the only problem with this is there's also like I'm happy that this woman took this message so positively
But then there's also like, you know, I don't know like Ron Jeremy, you know
There's like a lot of people who also could read this and be like, I don't know if it is better with you
Like how seriously seriously or um, you know, it's one of those, you know, it's like a Harvey type
It's like a wines. I don't know. They probably
It seems like it was worth worse with you. No, this might be really this might be kind of cynical
Um, but a direction might be a lot of money and some pro suicide bumper stickers. I mean, they're out there
Relieving money on the table. Yeah. All right. Good point. Anyway
Today's the year of the week is saying something nice to ever now and again, even if it's a bumper sticker
Oh, seriously, it really does help. Really does help and now it's time for some
Here we go
Now if you go back in history
Is far more stories about haunted railroad equipment than there are crossings or other physical locations. Oh
Who do locomotives were feared by crews for being accident prone?
For racking up a high crew casualty count or just causing a profound sense of disquiet among employees
Now this wasn't always attributed to ghosts
But it was a common enough
phenomena to be discussed in mechanics manuals and trade magazines
Over the years. I've had the privilege to work on
And operate a number of the steam locomotives that are still in working conditions. Oh my god. Neil young somewhere
Neil young just got an erection. He's just like girl. Let me see that train. I got a lot of time now
He loves trains. So one engine in particular was a font of borderline paranormal experiences and below
I'll share one of the many stories of why I fully believe it qualifies as a quote-unquote who-do engine
Now the first off thing I noticed was that some of its crew members didn't just dislike working on this engine that they were outright
terrified to work on it
No matter what it did
It never really worked well for them and it had dealt some of them small injuries and other frights
It was in general an object that seemed to attract strange activity
A few other employees were more superstitious
And they would tell me that those crewmen had trouble because they did not take the time to respect the engine
They said that you had to take the time to keep it clean and never think of it as small
Or weak. Okay. This is what I say to my bathing woman each morning every day
So one morning when I'd been there for about a year a man who was scheduled to be on the engine's crew came in shaky in pale
He told us that he had had a terrible nightmare about the engine derailing on a bridge
falling onto the highway below and then exploding
The mood in the room turned icy
Three other people had endured cold sweat bolt out of bed type nightmares
About this engine the night before
We had never compared notes before but they were incredibly consistent about involving it all of it involving
Falling off or into something and starting an intense fire. So a few more months pass
Then it was my turn
It was beyond me to properly describe how vivid and terrifying my version of this dream was
Mine was of the inferno variety
Not the falling one and the best I can do is say that for a good month afterwards
I felt like the edge of my soul had been nailed to a post and some other plane of reality
And I was trying to tug it free now despite my generally materialistic outlook on the world
I was beginning to wonder if I had edged up against something paranormal now after I moved on
I kept doing research into the service life of this so-called hoodoo engine
And I found two facts that made my hair stand on end
At one time it had been used to fight wildfires
And on another occasion it had derailed and tipped over onto its side
Now I thought it was beyond coincidence that five different people independently had terrible nightmares about these exact things
Now I've encountered other vehicles and machines that seem to have a personality
But nothing that even approached the same sense of strangeness and malevolence
I caught from that locomotive. Oh cool. It's like the movie cars or the movie trucks
Any movie that has an evil car or truck. It's like I like I like evil trucks. I like evil cars
But do they still need gas?
Hmm. I don't know
I don't
I don't know
Here we go. Good question. All right
So back in 2005 when I was in middle school
I lived in a pretty large home with my two brothers sister and parents in Orlando, Florida
Myself and my siblings except for my youngest brother. He was a lying sack of shits. So no one believed the story
Experienced many ghosts slash demon encounters in a couple of years that we lived here in the couple of years that we lived there
Now my sister claimed she would experience these things several times a week
She said her door would creak open slowly and then slam shut
She remembers being yanked out of her bed by her hair many times
And she told me that one time she woke up in the middle of the night
To a shattery figure in the corner that resembled a monkey
Which is hilarious to think about a monkey ghost
Which is just straight up
It's kind of fun
Yes
And I'm like hold the brother and I had more similar experience that we chalked up to sleep paralysis
Now for example, I would wake up to a
Shattery figure looming over me and feel like I was being choked. I feel hands running all over my body
My room would go cold and an instant my door would also creak open and then slam shut random
way to the point where I started to sleep with a pillow in front of my door to prevent it from shutting
But it would still happen and my pillow would be thrown into the hallway
The best part of this story though is our dad religiously gaslighting us the whole time we lived there
We'd run to his room sobbing or bring it up the next day and he would vehemently deny it and tell us to pray
And it's because we don't believe in god the way we should he even wrote out prayers and stuck them on our windows
So fast forward to my parents messy divorce. We're finally almost done boxing everything up and loading into the u-haul
When my dad overhears my brother and I saying how happy we are to finally move out of this haunted house
He turns to us without skipping a beat and says, oh, yeah
Yeah, this house is haunted as fuck
And continues to load the rest of our shit into the u-haul while laughing to himself
After years of denying it and making us feel crazy now we could talk about it
And he said basically all that will the shit that happened to us would happen to him and my mother as well
Well, all right, there you go. Could have let your kids know but that's all right
I could see how like in a way, especially if you are hyper religious like you're trying to keep it out of your conscious thought
Like you're trying to say
This is not happening like we don't do this this doesn't happen
And then you just hope that maybe you'll be correct even though you're experiencing the same exact shit because also what we've known over the years
We talked about it with Dale and recently and we talked about it with various people like how
Dealing with the the the phenomena paranormal phenomena. It's very personal and it's very one-to-one
For each person. It really is. All right. Well, if you're in a haunted house flip it
Make it a haunted air bnb. You can get some good cash that way. That's it. We got I got these list of emails
There you go. Well, I do believe we do a triple l
Oh, of course, of course we could why would we not why would I not?
I don't that's why I would ever I don't live every day
Like a young man on his way to fight russia in the big old war. You know what we don't have to do a triple l
You don't want to do that. No, we don't have to do a triple l today. Yeah, you don't want to you want to get it?
Oh, no, no, you got to live your life knowing that
You are not
Going to be
Okay, let's figure this out. I know i'm gonna roll into this i'm gonna wrap this up live your life
Finding the man you could co-work with all right. This is good. Okay. This is good. Okay great when you're office, right?
You want to live your office life knowing that no matter what?
You're scanning that room for whoever's gonna fucking kill you so that you don't have to commit suicide, right?
Because everyone will cry and all kind of stuff think you're depressed or whatever
Because yeah, because then you can laugh with your buddy about how like, you know
When you go shopping for the circular saw together and how everyone's gonna be so confused about why you did it
Why did you and you and your buddy like high-five each other?
And then you're gonna love the fact that like maybe just in the moments before you succumb to the inky blackness
That is the forever nothingness of your death that like wow. I guess jerry really was my friend
Isn't that nice? Well, there you go everyone. Thank you. It was wonderful. Thank you all so much. It was worth it
It was thank you so much for listening. We hope you're doing well out there. Hail yourself
Yeah, fuckers. See you soon. Hail satan. That's right. My ghost allations everybody
My ghost allations leave your friends legs alone. Don't chop off your friends legs unless they ask for it
Don't even do it man. Do whatever your friend asked them to do. You gotta do it
You're your buttons all
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