Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Hank the Tank

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: the CIA under attack, a 500 pound Black Bear ransacking homes for leftovers in Lake Tahoe, Drunk Sisters Brawl in Disney World, a bizarre buzzsaw ...assisted suicide in Australia, Chinese Man rescued after being victim of Blood Slave Trade, the foul mouthed phantom, the Bumper Sticker that helped save a life, Listener Stories, and MORE!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories All right, here we go. I tell you what yeah, I tell you what I'm really suffering from Havana syndrome today I burnt my mouth on some flout is last night. Oh Havana syndrome, of course We'll talk about it cuz Henry has been rant in a ravine. We're doing MK ultra. We have Many more episodes coming your way, but Henry's brain is boiling like the egg in that drug commercial Havana syndrome. You mean I I'm missing my Panama hat Oh, where is it? I must be suffering from Havana syndrome. What is even that? Oh, it's something. Oh, what's that?
Starting point is 00:00:58 Oh, the call. What's that call? I'm getting in from it's coming from this call from inside the house Havana syndrome it sounds like you should be dancing in a field wearing a nice dress and they say oh he suffers Havana syndrome, but indeed it is a perhaps weapon being used to scramble the minds of what Henry believes to be CIA operatives Whatever man, these guys are doing it to themselves. It's possible side stories. They're doing it. Oh, wow You're gonna intro. I'm gonna do it. Wow side stories. Wow. I'm Henry Zabrowski We're here with Ben Schumann kissle and we're talking the straight-ass truth that the CIA is Havana syndromeing themselves You you know, I would have believed you, but you forgot one key word folks
Starting point is 00:01:43 Let's just really look at it. Come on objectively look at it. No because they're saying that is crazy true talk It is freaking nuts. What's going on as the war games continue? It's interesting because Russia's saying that they don't have anything to do with it They are now saying and me know, but I also feel like they would I feel like what they never admit anything every single thing that comes out of their mouths It's like some new reality that they're spinning around kind of like over here We're doing the same exact thing right now because you clearly can't believe a single thing that anybody says of the news currently about what's going on in the European theater, but We Yes, believe believe in America Sure, I guess
Starting point is 00:02:26 But I but it's the idea of there's physical evidence that's showing up this physical evidence are saying oh Polish Nationalist I'm Proponent I'm pro Henry Zabrowski. I'm a nationalist for Henry Zabrowski's body His shirts his many graphic tees this secret lab chair. This is what I have control over I'm just so happy I get this multiverse Henry Zabrowski and not the one that burns books Because it really makes me feel like I'm so we are so lucky to be in this timeline But I really think that it's we're seeing that they are getting attacked members of the spook industry are getting attacked Directly across the street from the White House
Starting point is 00:03:07 This is a type of thing that like, you know They're saying that they all say this every single one of these guys in a gray coat that tries to explain to us and act as if the CIA is completely innocent No, not the idea that an attack that can happen directly next to the White House to me shows Like if this was a foreign agent, they would really be scrambling and I bet you we wouldn't even even heard about this shit If it was from Russia possible it was from China. I think it is purpose too close to home Yeah, she was shows our weakness. I personally think it's them showing other countries What we're willing to do to our own people and we're gonna do it to them, too
Starting point is 00:03:45 And that we have this technology because we're we're the only people looking into it besides Russia and China And it seems to only be happening to a bunch of very soft young CIA members that are they're just like Almost right for it. Obviously, we don't ever blame the victim here at last guest on the left But I feel like some of these guys in the in the intelligence the defense intelligence industry might be sort of like out there kind of In the in the spook version of wearing a short dress on the corner of the street I would again not deserving, but there we go I would say if you are someone who is extremely interested in intelligence in Syop, it might be kind of an honor to be
Starting point is 00:04:30 Experiments on because then it's like the people all the medicine people that would experiment on themselves And they would do like self surgeries and stuff and then it'll learn so much But they're also the victims and I think that might make the most powerful CIA operative of all time I hey, who knows honestly? I just want one of them to win the great British baking show I know they've ultimately flipped the world We'll keep you up to date as much as we possibly can because Henry is correct You've got to siphon through much like Kramer swimming in the East River. You have to siphon through a bunch of shit To try to figure out what the truth is, but we talk a little bit more about that on top hat
Starting point is 00:05:07 Do we have any oh also? We want to thank everyone who listened to our W episode on open lines on Serious Radio Thank y'all to everyone who called in And it was a small dream. It was a small dream, but it was a wonderful dream It really was Um, do we want to talk about this one story up top with romance because I feel like sure absolutely I want because there's this new show on Netflix. I think it's tender swindler Tindler swinder and no, it's not about Tindler swift tinder
Starting point is 00:05:36 Swindler tinder swindler They came up with the name first and then found someone who was bad on tinder It might honestly, I could see is this another siap is what you're saying. It could be romance scams They have increased 80 percent in 2021. So be careful There was an elderly woman in virginia that was scammed out of 580 thousand dollars through all the dating apps Apparently she was on a thing called eye flirts, which it's just don't do it. No, just go to the big brands This isn't the time to experiment with an indie dating app. Okay, you go on to one of the ones that has a lot I guess a lot of
Starting point is 00:06:14 Uh, it doesn't have any sort of way of making sure you don't get hurt Does anyone have any sort of way of protecting you? I don't know the local sports bar or a bingo parlor You can go get d and pussy the Old-fashioned way we have a couple of drinks 1.3 billion dollars has been lost to scams in the last five years alone So be careful out there. And if you are on one of the dating apps meeting person at some point Otherwise this person is just going to be stealing all your money. Absolutely A zoom date doesn't count. You got to meet these people. I really do This might be a little bit hot takey. This might be uncle corner. I don't know. I'm full of it today
Starting point is 00:06:55 I've had a lot of spring hill jack. You are full of it today. I am full of it But I it's one of those where I wonder if you I wonder if like when you meet somebody in real life, you also don't know necessarily who they are And it's a much bigger chance of them to kill of them killing you immediately. Sure Public but not not in a busy apple bees. I'll tell you that nothing bad ever happens there Unless you happen to be trying to rat against the russian government And then a guy's just going to drop a little radiation in her food and that's how they're going to get you right
Starting point is 00:07:26 Whoa, fuck. I thought it was a date. This is crazy, man. This case idea tastes like plutonium Um, but I it's also I'm going to stress this again You don't know who you're talking to on the internet. You just don't you have no clue wasn't on like even though I I do think that there is a beauty to the anonymous nature of the internet I think it's important for our freedom of expression, but also with that You have no
Starting point is 00:07:53 Fucking clue who's on the other side of that monitor don't ever you know what I'm learning from this article There was another victim a 74 year old woman. Most of these women are in their 70s I guess they're still all horned up. Yeah, of course because they they got one the last of the Session of husbands is dead You don't want it like you honestly think it's it might be more about spending time with someone And maybe you could still get it wet enough to get pushed up because now you got all the medications You know like because you could just stick a bunch of lubey up of vagina with your fingers And then you got all sorts of pills that you could take and then get you all ready and hard to go
Starting point is 00:08:29 There's a whole new lease on life. If you've got your new hip. You got your new knee. You got your new mans Like in 70 you're ready. I remember my grandmother's retirement home. That was a that was just it was a intercourse Central that's what it was all the old people love it. Don't be careful out there And uh, don't trust anyone who seems don't give anybody money true never give anyone money No money just cut them off even if you like them even if they love Love bombing you for weeks. You just get out of it by saying anything just mean like I don't feel comfortable giving you that kind of money I don't have this money start taking a bunch of pictures with guns
Starting point is 00:09:08 Fuck yeah, dude Come for me. Just be careful out there everyone. You know who's not afraid of a gun who? Hank the tank Hank the tank is my favorite Oh, this I love this is animal news and crime news. This is a good story because Hank the tank He gets what he wants and he's not taking no for an answer. Oh Lake Tahoe is in chaos so
Starting point is 00:09:38 He's a 500 pound bear. He's he's been he has ransacked at least 28 homes since July right they are saying that he's an exceptionally large bear And what he does is he's a black bear. He comes into your home. They've said that he's straight up Knocked down a garage door He has ripped open fucking windows and crawled in through and what he's he looking for a kissle What all big boys are looking for what left over pizza. Oh this story could not get more adorable I know technically this is a vicious creature who might eat your entire family Unless of course you treat them like Santa Claus little pizza goes out every night. You must appease the beast
Starting point is 00:10:22 I'm a massive fan of recognizing that we are not alone in this world. We are simply humans this bear Obviously, it has some hunger issues. I would start Just feeding it every day and then I get to my you know my garage door stays up But I'm also one of those guys I would feed the pigeons if I was in new york I don't mind feeding the animals, but unfortunately kissle. You're the exact reason why I know They are all saying what it seems to be is that people moved back out to their vacation homes, right? They either gave up during quarantine, right?
Starting point is 00:10:56 They moved to their vacation homes and they were working out from there and then because was one force ranger says people lack Bear education They feed the animals and then what has created a problem because Hank the tank is no longer afraid of people I'm not bringing this to a unicef level of like this corrupt this this completely Gutted the entire economic society. I'm not talking about how this fucked over farmers. These are bears We are full societies full of food that mostly we throw away I just feel like we could feed the bears, but it's hard because the problem is there needs to be a clear delineation Because these are big predators because they he busts into your house
Starting point is 00:11:38 They say he goes straight for the refrigerator. They say that most black bears are about 300 pounds They attribute his addiction to human food to be the reason why he is up to 500 pounds Okay, first very big boy, you know a reality show on animal planet my 500 pound life all about hank the tank It's already in production. I probably use the reason we're not going to get a show on paramount Because they're going to have to hang the tank hour Just watching this bear freaking eat. Well, unfortunately, it's going to be him It's going to be a producer in front of me and you and he's like unfortunately We've already found a huge hairy animal to host a show for our network and you're like, no
Starting point is 00:12:18 Hank the tank, but you know some people in town This quote makes it sound Like this bear is richard ramirez or richard chase. This is just from a random resident They say i've been in this town for 40 years and i've been locking my doors recently. I've never done that The whole town is chilled, but how cool would it be you wake up your groggy? Obviously these people are all hammered constantly because there's nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere Don't go to your fridge and you see hank the tank. I'd be like hank Well, it's hard because hank can't talk and hank doesn't know what people are thinking and he can't communicate
Starting point is 00:12:52 So when hank comes into your home, right? They're saying the problem is is that well so far What is interesting is that hank has not heard a single person because he seems to mostly be concerned He's concerned with the pizza and he wants to get at the pizza So he goes to the pizza and they said they've been in the home and have watched hank the tank Breaking their front door walk directly past them into the kitchen and just start ransacking it But they're really afraid people are afraid of it one day flipping out But they've been trying to get it out of there by shooting it with paypal guns They've hit it with tasers
Starting point is 00:13:25 They've hit it with an air horn and he just simply does not give a fuck and then they set up a trap What about a house for hank? What about a house with a pizza oven for hank the tank? How does he learn? One employee goes in there every day and makes them three pizzas If you need to take care of hank the tank This is really where I think your libertarian leanings could be of this is really huge here. You're gonna do a bootstrap argument Teach him to make pizza Well, technically we should teach him to fish because that's what bears do Yes, sure, but if he's having pizza teach him to make pizza teach him about the what it's like to get a semolina from not
Starting point is 00:14:05 Then proper the water the semolina and then you get oh and you get the twists As if he can really appreciate the arc that goes into making pizza three de journos a day throw him in the river He can get him out of the river. He learns how to fish that way They try to set up a trap for him. They're not gonna trap hank the tank They set up a shed. They put a pipe in hot pizza inside of the shed. That's what is he trying to they're trying to give me They're trying to catch me he wouldn't go but the problem is they're trying to euthanize him and now he knows that's the problem He's very I think he is I don't know if he knows he's gonna get shot man But I think that he has a suspicion
Starting point is 00:14:42 I just feel like this town is a little intense here bridge it mark shetty philip She says she's sick and tired of having to fear for our lives quite frankly Because of what the bear may or may not do she says this has been happening for a long time And eventually something very very very bad is gonna happen like hank the tank doesn't get pizza that day And it's just yeah, he's been targeted for death by the california department of fish and wildlife And honestly, I didn't know they did that. I don't know claim the tank has been targeted for I didn't know Geez the bear league is vehemently opposed to this plan And we are frantically working to save his life by reaching out to the various wildlife sanctuaries
Starting point is 00:15:22 In hopes of finding him a safe home. I didn't know there was a bear league But he's been targeted for death by the california department of fish and wildlife You don't need to be done only one person can help here And I don't think that to be honest. We should be really careful about unleashing this power back onto the earth But maybe it's important. Maybe it's time for this person. It's the right time for the right lock the right key in the right lock papa john You get john schnattner out there He needs to get this kit. He needs to get this bear back. He's not allowed to be near pizza
Starting point is 00:15:56 He's like an excommunicated priest. You can't be near a child. Like I don't think papa john's is a lie I think he's been forced to eat tacos for the past three years. I think that the bear Needs to be the one interfacing with the pizza And papa john needs to start building his a team and that this is this bear Is just one of the with the various members of the food-based sinister six that papa john will eventually create Uh, but you know, I haven't thought about him in a while, but I just really think about the idea of another pizza villain Well, he is he's back in the news. It's a matter of fact. He'll be speaking at c-pack So you can you can listen to uh, all the wonderful words
Starting point is 00:16:36 That really shows you the quality of c-pack that they got papa john on there Well, um, he's a name, isn't he? But you know, we just said here We just said here we demonized an animal for doing what animals do and dare I say He is an example of he is the missing link. He's eating pizza next thing. You know, he's having sex with your wife He's watching nfl sunday. Obviously he's a fan of the bears That means he's becomes fully italian right But people seem to be crazier to me for some reason Henry like during covid obviously it was like everyone's killing their families
Starting point is 00:17:11 And then there was like a stretch where I felt like people were getting random stuff things stuck on their asshole Well, yeah, that happens. Yeah, it goes in cycles. I feel like we are in the season of just straight up drunken brawling people are I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that like I thought that like now we we've been back a bit like in terms of A lot of things have opened up. Well, we've been back. We've been pretty back. Yeah, pretty much people are still Not good at driving anymore and there's a lot more people running lights There's a lot more people getting into physical altercations outside of their cars
Starting point is 00:17:44 It's really kind of wild and willy out there right now. It really is and this took place at disney world now this feud was between a pair of drunken naked sisters And they were they were tussling in the bushes and then one slipped on the others vomit I love her. How do you get so hammered at disney? It's hard to get drunk at disney. They went around the world and spent too much time in germany is what it sounds like Well, I mean, so they're fighting all nude and then she slips on her sister's freaking vomit. Whoa And uh, and then they just started going at it and they show pictures of the girls
Starting point is 00:18:22 No, not the nude ones. I'm certain they won't do that But they show pictures of what they looked like before they took all their clothes off. No, they don't um and to be frank It could go either way Science stories LP ot l gmail.com. Why do so many fights between women and this is again This is not just outside of my sexual curiosity. What is the point of stripping nude in order to fight? I know that like guys pop their shirts off and they take their rings off But what how does it help a woman to release her vagina to the fight? Well, they say big boob energy perhaps that might be it according to the report once separated both sisters ran at each other again
Starting point is 00:18:58 The other sister the younger one slipped on the vomit then she fell into the bushes. They were still fighting Then uh, the younger sister ran a few feet away took off her dress exposing her breasts Surely after they began to punch each other again, I don't know I was like, ah, like, you know how men men will like take rip off their shirts like like brave heart So it may have just been that but the backdrop was not a harry polish nipple It was indeed a set of boobies I just wonder what it like guess you're fighting and you get it rips off You get can you guess three guesses without looking what they were fighting over?
Starting point is 00:19:33 I think that they two women sisters and they got just this is like so Don't think too big go local. Who's gonna fuck goofy tonight? Well similar because apparently one of the girls did not like her sister's boyfriend So they had to Got to do this at Disney world after spending how much money to go to Disney world And your whole family just to go vomit on each other and fight It's too much you save that fight for the fucking hotel parking lot I mean save it for christmas for crying out loud. That's at least free
Starting point is 00:20:13 So both women were arrested for mr. Meener domestic violence battery and disorderly intoxication My only thing is this I haven't been to Disney world yet But as we're seeing I was watching c-span the other day they were talking aviation And there is a great chance. They're gonna remove booze from planes And if Disney world starts to remove the booze, I mean Hopefully Disney world is the opposite. Disney world has been slowly adding booze. Good. They never had booze And now they've been they've been slowly there are more opportunities to get booze. I says this is why I am thinking This might have been more
Starting point is 00:20:48 Brought in booze that they have probably have been drinking alcohol that they brought Yes, well, they were they were uh, that's very possible because they were only steps away from the watermelon and mango parking lots Um, so I didn't know they made their parking lots after uh, fruits there if it's cute apparently that's it So maybe they didn't even make it into the park. They might not sister. Oh my god. Yeah, the younger sister called her Oh called her other sister a bad mom. Whoa, that's how you literally. Oh, yeah, that's how you do it Yeah, these sisters are 29 and 31. So uh, they uh, oh my god. What a nightmare their phone also died at disney security So then they had to call them an uber Oh, yes, they had a uber and uber refused to take them and then the taxi showed up and they the taxi was like
Starting point is 00:21:36 They're naked. Yeah, we're just everyone's covered in blood. I don't apparently she's a bad mom and this uh, she's dating Anyway, you never know This is why it's so fun to go people watching. You never know when you're gonna see a UFC fight Oh, yeah, it's my favorite thing about vagus on the face of the planet is the people vagus The street of vagus is literally entertaining enough as it is. I love it walking around that city It's so much fun. Take an edible walk around. You don't gotta lose all your money. Just have fun looking at people Just use some of it. Yeah Hey from your way
Starting point is 00:22:11 Now this is a story that it's a very very side stories. Now. This is from Australia Queensland police say men allegedly sawed off another man's leg as a part of a quote unquote an arrangement Now, who knows but this guy didn't sound that old So a 66 year old man died very soon after he was discovered by passersby at this in his Falls Fitzgerald park This is a Saturday morning Um, so how it did I guess they had known each other It was a 36 year old dude that no one is releasing the name of okay, right because the police are saying straight up
Starting point is 00:22:46 It was not an unprovoked attack. Like this was like set up. This is 4 a.m So obviously they're very intoxicated. I would put that out there. Um, definitely So the the men drove together to the park and then they sat together under a tree Okay, and then they sat there for about 20 minutes. I guess k i s s i and j. Yeah, kind of cute so far Hold it hands giggling. I don't know and then later So they said that I guess he brought a battery powered circular saw with them out to the bench Hey, uh, hey barry. What's the uh, what's gonna be using that for I'm gonna help you lose weight You're gonna lose 20 pounds. So don't meet you fucking
Starting point is 00:23:26 But the older man was they went apparently he he turned on the battery powered saw well They were just hanging out cut off the man's leg He then helped him get into a car Where he bled to death In the car and then they found the guy later they apparently they went there I guess they they had found it because they connected somehow they connected the guy to the guy There hasn't been a lot of details in the case yet Um, and I'd love to find out exactly how they all knew each other and how this boiled down
Starting point is 00:23:57 We know the victim was 66 and the dude who did it was 36 So I feel like this was a a match made in meth Or again some kind of what I mean, you know like when does When does the 36 year old and a 66 year old really have something so much in common they hang out it just has to be Okay, to me in my mind you work together your co-workers But how do you get so comfortable with your own co-worker that you allow yourself To help you guys plan your own death together. That's very close Like you and I don't even I do we have provisions about what we do if the other one has terminal cancer
Starting point is 00:24:33 Like do you know what you do? Like do I need to kill you? Um, no, you don't have to kill me. Well, I don't uh, We'll play by ear Well, my mom has constantly talked about it how many times the option of me shooting her in the head Yeah, but then you can't do it though again and again. It's a work because then you're getting you're gonna get charged with You know Do blowing your mom's brains out and then you'd be like what she told me to Oh, so I know what that your mom is gonna know what she's gonna do I know what she's gonna do is that she's gonna be like, hey, you gotta shoot me in the head
Starting point is 00:25:01 Henry Thomas and then as soon as I pull out that fucking gun and I put it in her fucking mouth She's gonna be like, oh, why are you doing this with Thomas? Why are you doing this? I never said I never said for you to shoot me Well, then you can't then you can't shoot her. Oh now you're fucked But now I've been now and she knows that I've stuck a gun in her mouth. Well, all right Well police alleged these two people were known. They knew each other the extent still of the relationship. We don't know But they do say it was not an unprovoked attack. So I I just Just don't know where you are in life or you're like cut it off, man
Starting point is 00:25:37 But then if you do that, you also have to have like a tourniquet and uh, oh sure I don't know. Do you think this guy was planning a dine or the I don't it's a weird story I think that they didn't think about it all the way through. Yeah, I feel like this is half a plan Yeah, yeah, there's also this circular saw it's just also the craziest way to do it and a killer guy by cutting off His leg is the most inefficient thing on the face of the planet. Why wouldn't you cut off his head? Yeah, he cut it off right below the knee. Yeah, like I feel like it's something else I don't listen in something else. I think that they might again. They might have been intoxicated Oh, I definitely believe that they were intoxicated
Starting point is 00:26:17 Here's another story that fucking scared the fucking shit out of me that you just have to be really careful about Talk about like being swindled and worrying about what's gonna happen to you when you show up at a place This is a true this takes place in china This was in china's a chinese man lured by fake job at is held captive as a quote-unquote blood slave Dude, I don't want that in Cambodia. Oh, yeah, man The man only identified by his surname Lee. He was kidnapped as a gang now. They apparently he has been Captured since august 2021. Okay, and they apparently took 27 ounces of blood from him each month just enough to replenish his blood supplies
Starting point is 00:26:57 And then they just sold the blood online to what I only imagine is Some version of a blade fanfiction society. I guess so there's a picture of the man He's in a hospital bed and yes, you can see nurses. They look relatively professional. Although again, this is no That's not the gang. That's him in the hospital. That's him in the house. Well. He has been rescued Yes, that's how they know about this. Oh, okay. So he's finally been rescued I see so now he's gonna go get some treatment at the hospital man I don't want that apparently he's got the most universal blood type Type O negative type O negative also love that band now there is apparently when they normally do a blood donation
Starting point is 00:27:37 It takes about 16 ounces of blood, which is 8% of the average blood volume. I'm an adult Um, and it is they say American Red Cross really says you should wait Before you take that much blood out multiple times. What do you think you American Red Cross? Yeah, I would I would believe that they uh, they love blood So the gang decided to take blood from Lee After they told him it's either that or we'll sell your organs Well, they wanted to help Basically what he said is he went to a meeting. He was a security guy, right?
Starting point is 00:28:10 He worked in security and he went to this job ad he went to go meet up to have an interview And the guys basically then said here you go. We have this fun. We have this arrangement here Um, you're gonna join our organ trafficking gang. Oh, and if you don't Oh, we're gonna make you one. You're gonna be one of the people that we traffic from And then he was kind of like stuck in it Then they fucking put a gun to his head and then they brought him down to a some place some horrible place And then just leaked the blood out of him every month And I'm not sure if it's worse or not the gun obviously sent the message that this is very serious
Starting point is 00:28:45 But they also used an electric prod on him to like take him to where they wanted to take him out And again, I guess they said his blood type was quote quite valuable and I don't know like How did they know I don't know anyone's blood type. Is that like a thing that people know more about in other countries? I don't know my blood type They might have checked it right then they might have who knows but they said apparently he got brought across You've got way you've got brought across the border to vietnam from china And then they took him to Ho Chi Minh city and then he was sold to another gang for 18,000 dollars That was in cambodia. So once in cambodia another gang running an online fraud company bought Lee
Starting point is 00:29:29 Oh my god, man. That's kind of that scares the shit out of me. Well, what do you do when the Okay, it's old school shame hide man. You're Lee though, right? You got what they want. Yeah, you suck it with blood You've got the best blood. So I guess you have to be like, don't fucking kill me or did the blood's going Like he does have supply and demand. He is the supply And basically the demand you say that he should have been a diva I I think he should have become like a robert downey jr. When his negotiations for after iron man three He could have spun this to be like, um Oh my goodness. What's the name of that movie that was a trial? It was it was a
Starting point is 00:30:08 Uh, the island of dot not hotel rwanda the island of dr. Murrow. Yeah, he could have been a character like that Oh, yeah It could have like it literally it's like surgically applied to baby arms to his fucking forehead and like took his feet off And made him roller skates. Yeah, he's lucky in that way I could also see him in like a final boss level of resident evil the man. He's connected to all the stuff He is the life. He is the life force. He's almost like dr Satan from house of a thousand corpses like I feel he had some leverage here But again, um, I'm sure he wasn't thinking about any of that on account. He was being drained of blood
Starting point is 00:30:45 It's probably quite weak. Yeah. Yeah, he must add a real writer's block during that time period Um, you know, Natalie and I had this conversation the other day about this idea of like We're afraid like we're about to start heading into real conspiracy theory territory in our mk ultra series and part of it is this idea that They raise babies Right to in order to indoctrinate them with sexual torture to make them menturian candidates later on in life That is like one of the main thrusts of mk ultra is that the cia use people like the finders and they also raise their own babies In in correlation with various Illuminati families that give up members of their family in order to be part of this process
Starting point is 00:31:25 Yada yada yada, but there's a part of it that you're like Natalie both said like it's weird to think that there are then people that do actually do fucked up things Like traffic people and do good like have sex rings child sex rings all these types of stuff And how like it's this weird thing of how it just shows just how expensive the human imagination is And how many times that like you could make stuff up like a real imagineer stuff Where you get stuff that we think about like yeah on one half on one side people are making these things up But also on the other half there are other people sort of like doing things that are just like the made-up things So conversely it makes them all real and muddies all the water if you have somebody that is
Starting point is 00:32:05 Getting a becoming a blood bag a human blood bag for human traffickers like how much far off is a bunch of other shit Absolutely, and I think much like what we do with our independent And independent contracts for military and things like that. I wouldn't be surprised if the government has a couple of contracts with some of those sex rings All right. Well, let's talk And it's not a new ornion ring from apple base No, I'm in sex ring. It's kind of the base of your cock You know we talk we actually had a wonderful conversation with dailin from the ghost brothers check out that show And we were talking about how what we want one of the pet peeves that we have is people being mean to the ghosts, right?
Starting point is 00:32:46 So this next story this ghost It's being hunted, right? And this ghost being mean to me is your life And this ghost so these ghost hunters they're on a mission, right? They're trying to find this phantom and the ghost keeps on telling these people to quote fuck off Yeah, I am happy to hear a ghost finally stand in their ghost ground when it comes to people Stand it up for themselves for themselves as people go constantly into their homes and be like come have a ghost Where you at ghost? And now the ghost is fuck off and so I love this story
Starting point is 00:33:20 So people have spotted the foul mouth phantom And they say she is dressed all in white and is taking to swearing at people near this site It's known as dead woman's ditch Now this is in summer Very fucking on the nose name. Well, it is because the beauty spot on the quantic hills in Somerset was where Jane Wolford was murdered by her husband John In 1789. So this is kind of cool because they have a murder attached to the site and they believe that the ghost is indeed Jane But maybe Jane's had enough of being murdered
Starting point is 00:33:59 And now she says stop yelling at me Fuck off That's it also wild because the ghost hunters are trying to say they think that what's one boon Of this ghost telling people to go fuck off is they think it will help they think that it will help them date When the person that was the ghost was alive so they can really start to see how early the word fuck was being used In common language for them and they're like, this is incredible. This is absolutely amazing. We can find the agent That is incredible paranormal investigators Christine and Dave Thomas of Wendy's fame probably not They told Somerset live they themselves have been shouted at rudely
Starting point is 00:34:37 And they were told to leave the area by the nasty evil spirits But I'm gonna say I think they're putting Their own emotion into it. Are they nasty and evil spirits or are you a trespasser? Much like hangs a tank who's gotta get on out of there sometimes you fuck off You get out of that ghost goddamn living room because when it comes down to it, that's their space It's like when that gets scared of a spider outside and I try to explain to her that's a spider's home We're in the spider's home right now. It's it's job is to be spidery and eat bugs I don't mind a spider. That's true. I love spiders. Okay. Well, shelly bariton
Starting point is 00:35:15 Apparently at the same spot. She says two women died in 1988. Yeah, this is a weird spot So maybe she says no, maybe it's one of them haunting the area either way If you're a seems like if you're a lady don't go there Yeah, because everyone seems to get murdered Or get fucking get told to go fuck yourself and eventually you're like, hey Hey, no, come on Me go fuck myself Exactly. Next thing, you know, you're reenacting a scene from Goodfellas alone in a park. Me. You talk to me. You tell me
Starting point is 00:35:48 How funny funny how funny looking. I was like, none of these lines are hack. Absolutely not according to philip king He says given the behavior of many visitors to the hills and the vast numbers I can understand why she is ticked off. Oh, yeah, man. She's getting crowded out. It's fucking. She's getting gentrified Absolutely. So we have some locals who say, yeah, listen to her She's telling you to fuck off get the heck out of there get the fuck out of there And then there's still tourists be like, I want to go get cursed at by a ghost. Just call your mother It's like they're going to fucking wasn't a wiener circle in Chicago. You're going to go get fucking roasted dick's last resort Yeah, the most uncomfortable restaurant in the history of restaurants
Starting point is 00:36:28 I've just never seen so many 45 year old women with a hat on that says my pussy stinks. They really do that Yeah, when I was with uh, brook, uh, rogers, they're fantastic journalists Um, I'm pretty sure that was the closest we've ever almost gone to a brawl because some of the jokes don't land No, they don't they just call you What if I kill you? What if I kill you? Yeah, they're not regular greg horaldos No, not the best roasters, but interestingly enough many locals have seen this ghost One said when I was about 17 on my way home from work driving along a cold road I saw a bright white figure on the side of the road as I slowed it appeared to be the woman in an old-fashioned dress
Starting point is 00:37:09 Uh, she says she couldn't take her eyes off of it and I couldn't bring myself to turn around and have another look I just drove home in complete shock And another person has said that they saw what looks to be a tall figure with a long dark coat On outside the pub on the edge of the road and then they checked back and no one was there that may have just been silent bob Interesting, but yeah, that side is just full of poltergeist and I would I would love to go That's the thing. No, we're gonna be one of those and we're gonna get fucking we're gonna get roasted. Fuck off. Fuck off Um, so I got a really interesting article somebody sent me that actually is another Example of kind of what I saw
Starting point is 00:37:52 Two days ago. I know what I saw I know what I saw Um, and it says it's just it's really interesting referencing the orb that henry saw over the railways I saw an orb. I should describe the little bit on our radio show this week about how the saddest part about it was After I saw it was the emptiness Was the feeling of like, oh, I guess now I have done it Yeah, you just nut it all over your tummy and now it's cleanup time. Yeah, you're like, oh, well Nothing's changed. And so but I do like this
Starting point is 00:38:23 So this is uh, someone sent me an article about the hornet spook light. Now. This is in joplin, missoura Um, the devil's promenade. This is where it goes And this is really interesting. It's one of those the spook light. It's the joplin spook light or the tri-state spook light Um, this is in it's in oklahoma. I might even try to name the name the city because if people got I think it's quapa Quapa who fucking knows? Well, you did tell me I did try I never was gonna be upset but according to the legend This was first seen by uh during the trail of tears in 1836, which was really, you know, you know a tough time Absolutely It was originally seen during the trail of tears in 1836. However, the first official report occurred in 1881
Starting point is 00:39:07 Um, and someone wrote about it, but it's literally what I saw which was a ball of fire in this disc in this description It was a it was a size of a either up from a baseball up to a basketball and then it dances and spins On the center of the road at high speeds rising and hovering above the tree stops before it retreats and disappears Which is basically what I saw, but it was slow moving what I saw. Okay roads. It looks to be ques Uh, there is a uh, it seems like it was debunked But who knows who knows because well spook lights we know or call we've seen other people talk about spook lights being like, you know swamp gas
Starting point is 00:39:45 Reflections from your headlights going off until the words like they the idea of weird like, you know like campfires There are obviously Terrestrial explanations for a lot of this stuff, but I know what I fucking saw. I know what I saw. I don't suck I don't remember it being like it wasn't because we were lit up like it our Lights weren't the thing bouncing off the thing. It was on its own It was like a bag. It looked like a plastic bag filled with liquid Tumbling over itself. So it was different and that way in my mind. I think it was something like plasma
Starting point is 00:40:19 It is crazy man because this story as henry is talking about it. I mean this has countless It's been investigated for many many years many years many many years And it's just one of those old folk tales So you know, you get you get your grandma around the fire and you get her ticker clothes off because you beat her in a game A strip poker and now it's time to start get into the ghost stories Because if you do with your family talking about all haunted lights Old dirty trains and what grandpa was like back when he was alive and viral. Oh, yes, indeed I always played rummy cube with my grandmother not strip poker
Starting point is 00:40:53 Oh, not not strip rummy cube Not strip rummy cube. She would cheat though and she would hide all of the little um All the little cubes god knows where Hmm. I think I know where all right. Should we do hero the week? Yep All right this week's hero of the week sometimes you're in your car. You say I want to end it all Every day almost and then you ask the universe for a sign There was a student her name was brook lacy And she she was she was uh, kovat was hard on her like it was hard on all of us, right?
Starting point is 00:41:27 So she had a bunch of depression, right and she lived in New Zealand, you know, so it was like pretty strict stuff And she said I'm gonna end it all But then she was driving and she saw a homemade bumper sticker Isn't that nice and now this bumper sticker says please don't take your life today The world is so much better with you in it more than you realize Stay so isn't that nice now. There's a homemade bumper sticker and she said I was looking for a sign And then all of a sudden I looked and I saw that bumper sticker and then she did not commit suicide anymore So the sentiment was just the bumper sticker. Well, apparently she it could have been it seems like
Starting point is 00:42:05 It seems like a well-placed phone call would have helped or a funny ad for rb or something If I if I not to me anything but if a bumper sticker helps and yeah, text would have helped Well, the hero of the week is sending positive vibes. No. Well, yes, but the bumper sticker is simply a meme It's a messenger the hero of the week is the idea of not committing suicide Nice things to people because you never know what they're going through kissle. I like that. You're tall Thank you. Now if I was now that is but that's not something I don't have any control over you see No, well, I like that you have that denim jacket on. Thank you again. That's something now Well, anyway, so she now you tell me
Starting point is 00:42:46 Something you like about me something positive. That would be how that would go. So this woman then Well, I made a meme I'm I like that you're not as tall as me Excellent fantastic. So lacy says wow, I can't believe I just saw that bumper sticker And then you know what she did she made a bunch of them And so she said I had these made a long time ago put one on my car and I forgot about them until now Oh, I'm so glad whoever you are to chose. I'm so this is the this is the woman who put the sticker on her car originally I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:43:18 She says I'm so glad whoever you are chose to stay today. You never know who needs the reminder So there you go. So bumper stickers That's kind of adjacent to here of the week, but it's really more about just randomly saying nice things And then sometimes people I mean most people will be like, oh, please shut up the super none But you never know when that person who really needs to hear it. Oh, absolutely. You never know A compliment goes a long way. It can so don't please don't take your life today The world is so much better with you in it more than you realize stay
Starting point is 00:43:52 Randomly give somebody $5,000. Sure if you want to do that would really help That the only problem with this is there's also like I'm happy that this woman took this message so positively But then there's also like, you know, I don't know like Ron Jeremy, you know There's like a lot of people who also could read this and be like, I don't know if it is better with you Like how seriously seriously or um, you know, it's one of those, you know, it's like a Harvey type It's like a wines. I don't know. They probably It seems like it was worth worse with you. No, this might be really this might be kind of cynical Um, but a direction might be a lot of money and some pro suicide bumper stickers. I mean, they're out there
Starting point is 00:44:26 Relieving money on the table. Yeah. All right. Good point. Anyway Today's the year of the week is saying something nice to ever now and again, even if it's a bumper sticker Oh, seriously, it really does help. Really does help and now it's time for some Here we go Now if you go back in history Is far more stories about haunted railroad equipment than there are crossings or other physical locations. Oh Who do locomotives were feared by crews for being accident prone? For racking up a high crew casualty count or just causing a profound sense of disquiet among employees
Starting point is 00:45:03 Now this wasn't always attributed to ghosts But it was a common enough phenomena to be discussed in mechanics manuals and trade magazines Over the years. I've had the privilege to work on And operate a number of the steam locomotives that are still in working conditions. Oh my god. Neil young somewhere Neil young just got an erection. He's just like girl. Let me see that train. I got a lot of time now He loves trains. So one engine in particular was a font of borderline paranormal experiences and below I'll share one of the many stories of why I fully believe it qualifies as a quote-unquote who-do engine
Starting point is 00:45:41 Now the first off thing I noticed was that some of its crew members didn't just dislike working on this engine that they were outright terrified to work on it No matter what it did It never really worked well for them and it had dealt some of them small injuries and other frights It was in general an object that seemed to attract strange activity A few other employees were more superstitious And they would tell me that those crewmen had trouble because they did not take the time to respect the engine They said that you had to take the time to keep it clean and never think of it as small
Starting point is 00:46:16 Or weak. Okay. This is what I say to my bathing woman each morning every day So one morning when I'd been there for about a year a man who was scheduled to be on the engine's crew came in shaky in pale He told us that he had had a terrible nightmare about the engine derailing on a bridge falling onto the highway below and then exploding The mood in the room turned icy Three other people had endured cold sweat bolt out of bed type nightmares About this engine the night before We had never compared notes before but they were incredibly consistent about involving it all of it involving
Starting point is 00:46:55 Falling off or into something and starting an intense fire. So a few more months pass Then it was my turn It was beyond me to properly describe how vivid and terrifying my version of this dream was Mine was of the inferno variety Not the falling one and the best I can do is say that for a good month afterwards I felt like the edge of my soul had been nailed to a post and some other plane of reality And I was trying to tug it free now despite my generally materialistic outlook on the world I was beginning to wonder if I had edged up against something paranormal now after I moved on
Starting point is 00:47:30 I kept doing research into the service life of this so-called hoodoo engine And I found two facts that made my hair stand on end At one time it had been used to fight wildfires And on another occasion it had derailed and tipped over onto its side Now I thought it was beyond coincidence that five different people independently had terrible nightmares about these exact things Now I've encountered other vehicles and machines that seem to have a personality But nothing that even approached the same sense of strangeness and malevolence I caught from that locomotive. Oh cool. It's like the movie cars or the movie trucks
Starting point is 00:48:07 Any movie that has an evil car or truck. It's like I like I like evil trucks. I like evil cars But do they still need gas? Hmm. I don't know I don't I don't know Here we go. Good question. All right So back in 2005 when I was in middle school I lived in a pretty large home with my two brothers sister and parents in Orlando, Florida
Starting point is 00:48:33 Myself and my siblings except for my youngest brother. He was a lying sack of shits. So no one believed the story Experienced many ghosts slash demon encounters in a couple of years that we lived here in the couple of years that we lived there Now my sister claimed she would experience these things several times a week She said her door would creak open slowly and then slam shut She remembers being yanked out of her bed by her hair many times And she told me that one time she woke up in the middle of the night To a shattery figure in the corner that resembled a monkey Which is hilarious to think about a monkey ghost
Starting point is 00:49:08 Which is just straight up It's kind of fun Yes And I'm like hold the brother and I had more similar experience that we chalked up to sleep paralysis Now for example, I would wake up to a Shattery figure looming over me and feel like I was being choked. I feel hands running all over my body My room would go cold and an instant my door would also creak open and then slam shut random way to the point where I started to sleep with a pillow in front of my door to prevent it from shutting
Starting point is 00:49:32 But it would still happen and my pillow would be thrown into the hallway The best part of this story though is our dad religiously gaslighting us the whole time we lived there We'd run to his room sobbing or bring it up the next day and he would vehemently deny it and tell us to pray And it's because we don't believe in god the way we should he even wrote out prayers and stuck them on our windows So fast forward to my parents messy divorce. We're finally almost done boxing everything up and loading into the u-haul When my dad overhears my brother and I saying how happy we are to finally move out of this haunted house He turns to us without skipping a beat and says, oh, yeah Yeah, this house is haunted as fuck
Starting point is 00:50:12 And continues to load the rest of our shit into the u-haul while laughing to himself After years of denying it and making us feel crazy now we could talk about it And he said basically all that will the shit that happened to us would happen to him and my mother as well Well, all right, there you go. Could have let your kids know but that's all right I could see how like in a way, especially if you are hyper religious like you're trying to keep it out of your conscious thought Like you're trying to say This is not happening like we don't do this this doesn't happen And then you just hope that maybe you'll be correct even though you're experiencing the same exact shit because also what we've known over the years
Starting point is 00:50:48 We talked about it with Dale and recently and we talked about it with various people like how Dealing with the the the phenomena paranormal phenomena. It's very personal and it's very one-to-one For each person. It really is. All right. Well, if you're in a haunted house flip it Make it a haunted air bnb. You can get some good cash that way. That's it. We got I got these list of emails There you go. Well, I do believe we do a triple l Oh, of course, of course we could why would we not why would I not? I don't that's why I would ever I don't live every day Like a young man on his way to fight russia in the big old war. You know what we don't have to do a triple l
Starting point is 00:51:27 You don't want to do that. No, we don't have to do a triple l today. Yeah, you don't want to you want to get it? Oh, no, no, you got to live your life knowing that You are not Going to be Okay, let's figure this out. I know i'm gonna roll into this i'm gonna wrap this up live your life Finding the man you could co-work with all right. This is good. Okay. This is good. Okay great when you're office, right? You want to live your office life knowing that no matter what? You're scanning that room for whoever's gonna fucking kill you so that you don't have to commit suicide, right?
Starting point is 00:52:01 Because everyone will cry and all kind of stuff think you're depressed or whatever Because yeah, because then you can laugh with your buddy about how like, you know When you go shopping for the circular saw together and how everyone's gonna be so confused about why you did it Why did you and you and your buddy like high-five each other? And then you're gonna love the fact that like maybe just in the moments before you succumb to the inky blackness That is the forever nothingness of your death that like wow. I guess jerry really was my friend Isn't that nice? Well, there you go everyone. Thank you. It was wonderful. Thank you all so much. It was worth it It was thank you so much for listening. We hope you're doing well out there. Hail yourself
Starting point is 00:52:40 Yeah, fuckers. See you soon. Hail satan. That's right. My ghost allations everybody My ghost allations leave your friends legs alone. Don't chop off your friends legs unless they ask for it Don't even do it man. Do whatever your friend asked them to do. You gotta do it You're your buttons all This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network dot com

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