Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Head in a Bucket

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a man who's head was found in a bucket, then Henry breaks down all of the new UAP / Balloon News which the media seems to be focusing on rather than the massive chemical leak in Ohio, also the German ballet director who smeared dog shit in the face of a critic, Hero of the Week, Listener Stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Oh, I got a bone to pick with this entire world sounds like you got more than a bone to pick my Bro we start before we start I want to do we need to sound that alarm because guess what sound the alarm Fernando who's we got I did it man. I'm bringing down the balloons fucking balloons. Can you even hear the quotations of my fucking voice? What is it Pennywise? Oh balloons everywhere. Oh balloons. Oh mr. Pennywise It went down to Uruguay this fucking put in a light show for all these fucking people these I'm already getting us Dropped in the algorithm. You're really my anger in the show energy

But I'm just gonna say it's people been hitting me up people been hitting me up about these orbs I was we'll get into it. I just I they are not balloons They are objects. They started saying objects and all of a sudden now like oh roll them back to balloons What is this again? So I've got party city you close party city Joe Biden You close party party city because you don't want anybody to have a good time because you're afraid of your bones snapping in your sleep Well, I'm just happy you're handling all this so well. Welcome to side stories everyone Ben hanging out with Henry party shitty Oh my god Joe Biden. You've somehow taken him down a notch. Haven't you? Very nice. Thank you all so much for listening. If you haven't learned thus far. There's a bunch of unidentified flying

Bloons over the United States. They're not Canada Uruguay Well, they are circular look to be bluenish. Can we go bluenish? I'm gonna dive across this table But they are bluenish. You can't you have to say that they're also bluenish. They are not one was a gray cylinder Another was an octagonal shaped metal craft with antennas hanging off the bottom of it The other one didn't even know what the fuck it was. We're gonna. Ah, I gotta do this one piece at a time kiss Well before we get to all of that We do have a small update on a woman that we covered

She beheaded somebody that she was having sex with happy valentine's day in the name of valentine's day We had to do a love story So a married woman who decapitated her lover after choking him during sex. Who hasn't been there? It was a drug fueled sex act. She was doing one of these like Tylenol Tylenol indeed or perhaps Advil gone crazy So she was in front of the judge to see if she was mentally stable enough to stay on trial We mentioned the woman in the mugshot. She looks very much like she would behead you in a drug fueled sex romp

She looks like an energetic Woman, she's scary. Yeah, so she said oh, I'm gonna make sure the judge thinks I'm crazy And then in order to do that she attacked her lawyer Which is just during court. It's hard because it's just gonna affect. It's really gonna color your reputation Okay, you really have to think of that if you're gonna attack your own lawyer Yeah, he who represents himself has a fool for a client But he who has his own enemy as a lawyer makes himself an enemy of himself. Absolutely the woman's name is Taylor Shah business. Yeah, she a business and she showed the lawyer

She a business there you go. She's 25 years psycho She jumped on her attorney Quinn Jolly and I'm gonna tell you one thing if you're a lawyer and your name is Quinn Jolly I think that you need to represent Santa Claus Any sand any mall Santa Claus that gets boys drinking at work. Quinn Jolly is on the case I feel like Quinn Jolly is one of those dudes when like the head elf has a bunch of allegations And you need a fixer to come in call Quinn Jolly Don't worry Spread theory he's gonna take care of everything for you. It will pay off

So she went full macho man Randy Savage She struck mr. Jolly in the head with her elbow and then she had to sit in the corner in handcuffs Yeah, she honestly she does look like a less athletic china and I would say also She does show her tackling ability and this took place in Green Bay, Wisconsin I think if she did a three-point stance Technically they'll say she's sane enough to stand trial. Absolutely sign her up for the for the backers Uh, the lawyer did not um suffer many injuries But I'm gonna say it's gonna make him more difficult to defend her because he does see that she can be

Violent honestly when it shows that even though she physically attacked them Uh, it's true to his name. It never affected his attitude. He did smile didn't he? So she is charged with first-degree homicide mutilated a corpse and third-degree sexual assault after the victim's own mother Discovered her son's head Severed in a bucket covered with the towel Happy valentine's day. Just make sure you come home with something. According. This is what this is all about valentine's Yeah, oh, I see or your head's gonna be in a bucket at least he thought about me You know what I mean because the oh head in a bucket. Oh, where'd you get this head in a bucket?

Yeah, you know, it's down on the bad mall. According to the police Shabizness admitting to giving oral sex and using a sex toy on her victim So what a day for the guy. Yeah, he got penetrated in his buttocks and then his head got cut off How fun? She has pleaded not guilty for reasons of mental illness. You see that's a thing and I would say go for like mental chillness Yeah, try to like flip it on the flip it on the court. I'd be like, oh, maybe I was just so relaxed That's why I did this but it seems as if mr. Jolly he may have had this coming because uh, he was supposed to introduce Testimony from an expert witness, but he did not

Instead he told the judge thomas walsh that the witness had not completed his report So this woman was like you didn't do your job, right? And I feel like this woman she just wants you to do the job, right? I think that he really thought that just a coconut smile was going to care him all the way through But he didn't understand that he was done with your business Indeed so anyway, the officers kept on yelling stop at your business But of course she kicked herself free wrapped her foot around a cordon connected it to his utility belt This woman is like

Very scary. She was very very intense. All right So that's a human story about human beings doing what humans do which is be heading their sexual partner In the midst of coitus for whatever reason and then attacking their lawyer for not doing a good enough job Of trying to get them off of first-degree murder charges. Can I get into this now? Can I get in America? Is he ready for me? I'm ready for I gotta do this now. I gotta get this out of me. Let's move on number Let's set it up just a second I'm gonna do it. I am gonna do you're gonna set this up. I'm gonna set this up. Let me run and then jump in Okay, all right. Just let me run jump in so first off

Maybe start walking and then so we can come together with you We will okay. Take us with you February 4th. Do you remember 10 days ago? What a different world we were in Yes, yes, I do February 4th or oil spill or chemical spill head already happened. We're gonna get into it as well That's a whole great other component of this February 4th We shot down a Chinese spy balloon. Yes. Good work, everybody. That was good. We had to do it We saw 20,000 feet bunch of school buses Perhaps a laser attached to it. It did we say we saw some green lasers shoot down God knows I think they're trying to figure out what we order by region by specific style of menu

Right, they're just looking at being like, oh, I see when they are doing the Italian fusion over in Muganka They love the savory cannoli. I don't know what they want your derailing yourself shot it down to the sky February 4th because oh Joe Biden wouldn't let a balloon go. That wasn't inside of his fucking kidneys Well, you did have to shoot it down for national security reasons. He's inflated Okay, right. And so February 5th, they fish that thing right out of the water. We're like, got it Right. China's like, oh, that's egg on our face, right? Oh, what do we do here? Embarrassed. Sure. Yeah cut to 10 days Six days later, February 10th of the Alaskan coast 40,000 feet. This is around Prude Bay Right. This is on the Alaska's northern coast. Okay

Now they shot an object out of the sky that they say was about the size of a small Car adding that it was not similar in size or shape to the high altitude surveillance balloon Yes from the previous weekend, right? We saw it. It shot it out Now you said the reason why they shot it out of the sky is because they said it quote unquote posed a reasonable threat to the safety civilian flight Sure not like, you know, all right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. We've got to fly our planes We can't be hitting these balloons or octanole objects Same day February 10th another object has seen over

Montana and has drifted over to the Lake Huron area we'll get to it February 11th Yukon, Canada, right? This is where you guys go. Everybody's dressed in flannel, riding seals everywhere, right? Magical place, but guess what? What's the place to hide secret technology, right? 40,000 feet. This is Canada's central Yukon area. A object, they said is potentially similar to the one shut off the South Carolina coast, but they're trying to say quote-unquote, but they said, they added, it was smaller in size and cylindrical and gray. So it was absolutely nothing like the Chinese spy balloon that we shot down.

Well, it was in the sky. It was unidentified and we shot it on the sky. It was an autonomous floating entity in the sky. Sure. Yeah, yeah. So there's some similar. I'm saying it's more similar than a, you know, than a win-a-baggle. Are you a scythe? No. Are you fucking coming? Are you trying to derail the truth already? How many more derailments can this country take? I think you are doing, are you full of chemicals? Because you're about to derail. So what I'm going to say is the thing that they were saying is it's similar in a sense that it is. Yeah, like everything's similar. No, not everything. All things are made out of atoms. Yes. Okay. Okay.

February 12th, the object that was seen above Montana two days earlier was shot down over like Huron. This is a 20,000, it was in 20,000 feet, right? About 15,000 miles. It was very crazy, right? This is real fast. A lot of information all at once. Trying to have a staycation with my wife. Trying to have a romantic time with my wife. Did you let this ruin your... No, it didn't. No, it enhanced. Because all it did was make me a reindeer and reindeer each time I would back to the news. And then she'd be like, oh, another round? I'm like, here's another balloon down, baby. Well, you found, you found the lady for you and you're a lucky man.

I also want to say for the first time you expressed your love for C-Span. And isn't C-Span simply the best? For UAP, it's great. It's the best. I was glued to it. I've never been glued to something like this before. Unedited, uninspired, two camera shots. You hear all the coughs. Perfect. And so this object over like Huron was presented as an octagonal structure, right? With strings hanging off. So whatever, okay, strings hanging off. Look like antennas. Jeremy Corbel actually showed video on the Joe Rogan podcast not that long ago

about this. I mean, we saw an object that looked just like that. It was a metal circle. But then now Pentagon is immediately saying that it was a metallic sphere, right? It's a metallic sphere. And it's got little antennas hanging off the back of it. What the fuck is it? What's that shit? I don't know, right? We shot it down. So now we know. The reason why we are seeing these things is because after the Chinese spy balloon incident, Joe Biden went straight to his team and he was like, Oh, you're my daughter. But after that, what he did, he said, Hey,

look, what we need to do is take NORAD, these, all of these, these missile system, these defense systems we have, and we need to change the parameters on them. Cause right now NORAD is built to see enemy aircraft, right? It's fast moving with payloads big. They're supposed to, and they move fast. Danger zone stuff. Things where we want to be aware that we might be being attacked. Where Tom Cruise goes to suck dick inside a plane. Whoa. You think he does that in planes? Everywhere you can just outside of the CC, right?

Good for him. And so they changed the way the NORAD look. So they want to look at smaller and slower. That's what they said. So that's when these things popped up and they decided, we're just going to blow the hell out of these things out of the sky. Cause the quote unquote to them, they were in civilian air, right? They're in flight, the civilian flight area, right? So these things are out there. What they've decided is to blow these up. Now what they did was as soon as we start shooting them out of the air,

you notice they start calling UFOs and they stop calling them UAPs. Sure. UAPs was used to get a, to make it sound legit for budgetary reasons. I've heard it interchanged, but yes, UFO definitely used more now. Way more, right? They blew it out of the sky. They then promised. Also UAP was really popular for a while. I haven't seen that too much. Well, you notice is again, as soon as we started using missiles on them, and I do honestly, I do feel proud for our pilots cause they finally got to blow this shit up. Cause most of the times when they blow shit up, it causes a bunch of PTSD.

They fucks them up, but at least this time, like, oh, I'm blowing up an unmanned vehicle. That's kind of cool, right? And no one is judging them, right? Because they actually saw something. There was other pilot, there's a 26 minute audio of a pilot that it was saying that he saw something. They're all seeing it. And so people are really beginning to take these individuals seriously. And the nature of the objects are interesting. One, the first one.

The pilot that saw that was over Lake Huron. Yes, he saw these objects, but he said the thing that's weird about them is that they are hovering in air and they don't have a, what seems to be any sort of discernible propulsion system. If you were looking at a balloon, what about, what about the solar power panels? Now that would propulse them. And these, none of them know cause it would still have a thing that shoots out the back of it that makes a move. Even the Chinese spy balloon that we caught and know that we have has a machine on it that allows it to move forward. That's a propulsion system.

This is a shit that's sticking in the air at 40,000 feet. They say it's kind of floating, but some of them are stationary. They don't know how it was cause they're calling it. I think what's the term? It's a unconventional technology, right? This is the term that they're using. Don't know what the fuck that is, right? So then they pull this stuff out of the sky.

Yes. They know now that it wasn't connected to any country. They immediately didn't blame anybody. They didn't blame China. They didn't blame Russia with the Chinese spy balloon. We went and fish that shit out 12 hours later. You know, obviously everyone's saying like, oh my God, these spy balloons as if we haven't all been, you know, actively doing espionage on each other

in a backdoor handshake agreement since the beginning of the UN. Well, you know, the major mistake that they made with the spy balloon, they didn't put a nipple on it, let people feel loved. Or put a cleave on it, let it look like a butt. Absolutely. But yes, it was the spy balloon. It was something rational enough for us to be like, yes, this happens. We know this happens. Sure.

And one got out of whack and we had to shoot it down. We blew it out of the, we blew the shit out of the sky. We're immediately like, we're getting that wreckage. We're going to get that wreckage. We're going to examine what it is. We're going to tell the whole world. And guess what they then just said. Then six hours later after they blew it out of the sky.

Oh, you didn't know where that wreckage is. There's no way we're going to be able to get it. Well, the ocean is pretty big. Maybe a whale is currently wearing it. Trying to be, I want it. Are you wearing a wire? No, I'm not. I'm fully mic'd up.

Are you wearing a wire? I'm fully mic'd up. It could be under my bosom. But no, perhaps a whale. You're riddled with lumps. Thank you. Perhaps a little whale is pretending to be David Bowie. And he's wearing it like a little cow.

But that is what now to prove your point just a bit. According to Air Force General Glenn VanHurk, now he's the dude who's in charge of NORAD. He is a NORAD commander. He has not ruled out that the object spotted over North America could be extraterrestrial in origin. He is saying this because the whole point is to create a smoke screen

to hide all of our super high tech shit in the sky. None of them really believe that they're aliens. So you believe that now you want them to be aliens? Well, this is my issue. If they're aliens, I don't know if we should be blowing up what are probably the nerve endings of a giant interconnected probably AI slash robot base. Like if this is really like,

if these things are visiting us from other planets and it's nuts and bolts aliens, we shouldn't be just blowing up the messengers, right? That's probably a bad idea. One thing that we do know about our military is that they're very religious. So I also do believe if they actually thought that they were aliens, they would not blow them up

because what have we seen from the work of George Knapp as they talk about a lot of the reason why they have not directly looked a lot of this phenomena and the phenomena as a whole in the face is because they're actually very afraid of it. They believe it's the devil, right? They believe that the devil is gonna fuck them up. I think there's members of the military who are religious

but their number one religion is patriotism freedom and making a bunch of money. So this is what Van Herk had to say when asked, do you think these things are extraterrestrial? He said, I'll let the Intel community and the counterintelligence community figure that out. Oh, the honest ones. Yeah, ask the guys that go, yeah, the straight shooter.

These are all we have, Henry. He goes on, I haven't ruled out anything at this point. We continue to assess every threat or potential threat unknown that approaches North America with the attempt to identify. It's just interesting because this poses a lot of questions. But if we don't trust the counterintelligence agency or the intelligence agency in this matter,

now aren't we just gonna get more conspiratorial than ever? It's too late because the reason why it's too late is because they didn't claim it to a country and they let that concept of it being aliens float for literally wink joke for too long. They let it float, right? They were like, oh, there it is, blah, blah, blah. It's not, it's definitely not

because I don't think that that's my opinion is that they would not blow it up necessarily. I don't know what they would do, but it does point towards a lot of things. Number one was that they blame a lot of sightings and UFO footage, like the new stuff coming out on what they're saying is radar anomalies. They're saying like, oh,

the thing that almost got us into a nuclear war. Yes, they're like, oh, maybe the shit's happening because it's like, well, that's how they try to poo poo the old UAP footage saying like, oh, these are radar anomalies. Now all of a sudden that radar's tight as fuck. There's no way it's that, like we catch everything, right? And so there's another weird lie thing

that they're caught in. Another thing is that this stuff's floating in air and civilian things like, oh, in the middle of nowhere, we're blowing up, we can't see it. There is a way for them to find it. If you are, and I might be wrong on this too, but I think I'm correct. Side Story's LPOTL, gmail.com.

If you're gonna scramble fighters to go kill something, a lot of times what you would have with it are other packages. You would have something that is watching for them. So I imagine that not only would you, yeah, you'd have the fighter jets going, but you'd also have support craft that would be watching where the debris went

from the thing that you blew up. And the way that they're talking, the way that it blew up is that it didn't deflate. It literally exploded. These things are solid. They kept saying objects. Now they're saying balloons because they're trying to tighten up the narrative.

My theory is, is that it started as a way, because when they went to readjust the way NORAD looks at our skies, is that they wanted to show and flex to the world that we can blow shit up that is the size of a car at 40,000 feet. You're never gonna get to the United States of America. And what they did was blow up a bunch of private U.S. tech

that either was in a need to know area that the other people didn't know what it was. Maybe shit that's been floating up in the sky for a long time and they blew it up, just to flex that it's there. Because I truly believe that the whole- So you think this is an example of us showing off our weapon system?

Yes. You think that we have a dome like we have the Israel perhaps? I think that that's one aim of this, especially talking about it and using the word UFOs. Because again, I still think that the phenomena is largely more psychic than it is biological and physical. And so it has that component to it.

So yes, maybe you can blow up like, maybe these are nodes, or what some people have said that these orbs are, that they're literal actual living things that are in our atmosphere that we don't know what they are and that they're not, maybe they're not extraterrestrial. They are terrestrial, but they literally are a life form that we don't understand.

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his name is John Kirby, and you remember Kirby, the video game character. I'm starting to turn into a Kirby-like shade. You are. Talking about this. I'm coming to you. Yeah. They have publicly said that the most recent UFOs that have been shot down over the weekend

were not tied to China's spy balloons. They're not tied. And they're- Because they know that they know what China's spy balloons, like, does. And like, they know- These are slightly different. According to Kirby, he says, initial assessments based on talking to civil authorities

in the intelligence community is that we don't see anything. The points right now to these being part of the PRC spying program. And the reason why they went to go- And they go to scoop up the debris. I bet you they did go to scoop up the debris. I'm sure they did. And that's when they pull it up and it says fucking, like, literally like apple on the side of it.

And it's a fucking drone thing that they sent up 20 years ago. I mean, like, literally. Well, it could be floating or something. That's a very valid point. This could be billionaire's technology gone amok. Just up in the sky and they blew it up. And that's just, again, it is a complete conjecture, but it is a theory I have.

Only because why are we trying to deny all of us what the explanation is when it's just straight up? You sort of started with balloons, dog. If you wanted us to believe it was balloons, you should have been saying balloons since day one. You would say objects because you're trying to make me mad. And you're trying to get me focused. And you're trying to get me focused on anything,

but the giant chemical spill that is happening in Ohio right now. Well, you know, I think that I don't know if it was necessarily engineered to be a smoke screen. I think you're really putting a lot on the US government and their abilities to range it. I would say that you might have something when it comes to a smoke screen. However, our infrastructure is so bad.

And to be fair, no one's talking about it. So I actually think the oil or the chemical spill needs to be discussed more. But the people that pull the strings of media are the ones who will own those chemicals. So I actually haven't heard that much about the chemical spill. No, no, they have clamped it down. That's my only thing when it comes to,

I don't think it's a smoke screen because otherwise they'd be like, it would be everywhere and people are just like chemical spill. Who cares? But I do want to say if you guys, like you should do your own research on it because I can't go too deep in detail because it's just a lot,

but it happened outside of, was it, it's East Palestine, Ohio. East Palestine, Ohio. North Horn, Ohio. We'll mention it on Top Pass this week. The governor of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, has come out with a statement because as you might know, chemicals know no lands.

They don't. They know no boundaries. They're truly neutral. They don't see any race. They don't see anything. Is it just nice to experience the true neutrality of toxic chemicals? So literally people in Pennsylvania have a river of chemicals coming towards them.

If you've seen the pictures, it looks like Ghostbusters too. It was a train that derailed that had something that's a bunch of different chemicals. One was called vinyl chloride. It's the beginning of a trauma movie that is happening in East Palestine. And they've said it's cleaned up and everything's fine.

I don't know. A lot of people that are living there are saying it doesn't smell fine. Fish and animals are dying everywhere. It's mainly, I think the issue is that we're really not going to see the actual outcome of the story until 20 years from now. Which is why they're just trying to clamp it.

It's going to be the fucking, the Camp Lejeune of 2023. Well, absolutely. A lot of air quotes, environmental lawyers on the wrong side of the environmental law are sitting there trying to dot their eyes and cross their t's to make sure that every single person that gets sick is either killed or compensated in the smallest possible way.

Smallest way possible. Well, I think that once is, but there's also the testing unit. There's like, there's some controversy around the people that they use to do that, not the EPA, but somebody else that was a group, a private contractor that they are using to do the everything spine here testing. Oh, great.

That is just like, you know, it's just some company. And they just send a guy named Greg out there and he just like takes a chunk of soil. Don't taste like vinyl chloride. Yeah, it's just, it's just a DeWine's nephew. It's always just the rel, it's the long lost kind of slow relative of somebody in power that they're going to give this job to.

And he's going to do a horrible for a kid. Fucking job. And guess what happened? Well, you know why? And you know why I think all of this is going down? What? Every single fucking bit of this. Can you even fucking believe this?

If you mentioned because you don't get breakfast all day at McDonald's, I'm going to shoot you. That's one. Okay. That's, I mean, that's just the beginning. If you want to really turn me into a supervillain. May supervillain Orange in three. Yeah.

All right, then. Act. No, is that, I hate you still. This country is fucking falling apart. Kind of. Because someone decided to steal the fucking catalytic converter out of the Oscar Meyer windmobile.

I am devastated by that. And I think that all of this shit's happening because our hot dog agents aren't out there with their eyes in the sky. They're, they're, they're absolutely blind eyeball me looking at the sky and, and hoping and watching the trains. You know what also, but the other big thing

is about our precision stage trains. That's a whole thing. So it's very complicated union and labor issues. Yes. There's less workers working more hours on more unsafe tracks and something like that was bound to happen. And now that coverup is fully underway. But going back to the guy from 60 minutes.

Yeah. Like the terms are just being on the ball. And like knowing all the info and being needed all the corners and stuff. Absolutely. You're the Andy Rooney, a podcast, but going back to you. That's license license play. It's why do I carry her from, but going back to Kirby,

what he had to say again with the intelligence community, he says, in checking with the FAA, they do not appear to have been operated by the U.S. government. So we're pretty comfortable in ruling out that they were a U.S. government object. It's garbage. So the U.S. government is saying it's not ours?

Of course. Of course. I feel that if they just showed us like what they, at least like Roswell, it felt like, you know, at least thanks for giving me a reach around. Right. At least you brought out fake debris. Right.

And you'd be like, it's not a UFO and some other balloon. Like show me a balloon, Biden. Show me one. You want Biden to just go to a pressure with the balloon. If you're going to lie, right? I want to see the balloon. Again, you're not getting me back. I want to see a balloon.

I want to see Osama bin Laden's toe. I want to see his fuck. I want to see a chunk of Osama bin Laden. I want you to call Barack Obama and tell him to get out of that pitch meeting at Netflix and go down there and show me. I want to see Osama bin Laden's favorite belt buckle. And now I know for a fact that we got him because I don't know what the fuck's going on here.

Judging by the garb, I don't think you wore a lot of belts, but he was unceremoniously buried at sea. So his toe is probably in the... Yeah, it's like a ceremony of oil. You mean unceremoniously mean it didn't happen? Yes, of course. So apparently... Yeah, we're getting there now.

The spy balloon. Project Bluebee, man. Yes. Well, you can go on. So the spy balloon, this is why it's a little bit different than the three UFOs that were not maneuverable. The spy balloon from China. This is why they don't believe it was Chinese.

It could move left, right, slow down, speed up and loiter the most recent devices... And that's illegal in a lot of states. ...that were shot down could not do those things. Yeah, man. No, they were just floating in that goddamn sky. And then we blew it up. And then they were all like, this is one of those things, too.

If it really is unconventional technology that we've never seen before, don't we want to catch it? Don't we want to get it? Don't we want to go get that shit? They did. You fuck with... I mean, I'm not blaming our fucking the bullies in the sky. Their jobs are just to shoot the shit, right?

Which must have been fun again. Oh, yeah, exactly. There's also the concept of Project Bluebeam. Okay, Project Bluebeam. Now, we know Blue Book. Now, what's Bluebeam? Project Bluebeam is a... I am going to go...

I am still going to call it a conspiracy theory because I still don't think that the hologram tech is there yet. We've seen some examples that they showed in China. They did New Year's Eve. You see how they shot a bunch of... They did a bunch of digital whales in the sky and everyone... Yes, well, when China did the Olympics, it was very beautiful. But a lot of that technology...

We talked about this on topic as well. The new weapon of mass destruction is going to be a swarm of drones. Little drones, which of course can be used to make whales in the sky or kill entire families. It's true. It's called weapons of mass destruction. Thank you. Where's my book? That's my book.

You can write a book right now. That's my serious... That's going to be my serious book when I write my... Like my Al Franken style, like, you know, being like getting real into the details. When I run for president. I love it. Because that's when they'll be brave enough to fucking kill me.

I would support you. I support you. But so Project Bluebeam is a conspiracy theory that says the United States government or some various collection of government agencies will create a hologram version of an alien invasion to then create a new world order that would finally unite all of us in a war against fake aliens.

Which honestly, at this point, actually, it's not like a bad idea. But, you know, it's not happening. So I don't know if this is it. There are a lot of people immediately being like, Oh, Project Bluebeam is firing up. But it's like, we're shooting them out of the sky. Whatever it is, we're blowing it up. But you do make a solid point.

And I do believe overall, people have come together and seen these things in the sky. And we've had a good conversation. I was out at some local bars this weekend enjoying some festivities. People were discussing them that had clothes on. And one person even had a tie on. I'm fully dressed.

You are fully dressed. So it does seem like something is happening within our public discourse that is kind of nice in a way. I find it because just the idea, the very bottom of this story is that if it is alien in nature, if it's extraterrestrial, I don't think that we made a good decision blowing it up. I feel like maybe you should have set up some hors d'oeuvres.

But that's like when, at some point, when that shitty fucking Tesla, that Elon Musk's shitty ass sent into our space. Yeah, when it crashes on Xenon 549. We're not going to care. No. So I also think, like you said, they might just be like, hey, we lost a couple of our payload.

Where do you think that's going to go? You're just talking to me about what I believe is the plethora of different things that are inside of the phenomena. I do believe that maybe some of these weird orbs that we're seeing in the sky are natural phenomena. I think some of them what I said before, the idea that there's a dormant AI robot species

somewhere on a planet-sized battery that's what you have to build for an entire robot civilization to live on. Deep, deep in the cold of space, and then you shoot little eyeball orbs out to go see what's out in the universe. Kind of like the story of the three-body problem. Like, I feel like that could possibly be a thing.

I think that grays, all the type of stuff, like time-traveling humans, I think could be a thing. The idea of extraterrestrial human beings showing up. You will regard me. That's kind of fun. You will regard me. I'm regarding. We've all had times where it's difficult to make ends meet.

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Well, this truly is insane. I mean, obviously, we unpack things in a way that we can digest it, but it really is batshit fucking insane. Well, it's also like, you're going to go so far. Like, I guess that's what it is. It's like, you've been covering up UFO shit for so long and now you're playing it out loud.

What's the purpose? Why are you doing it? Are you just playing with me? Or it's like, then there's another world of me that says like, you know, like small, but like maybe they're just as fucking confused as we are. And they don't know what it is, but I still feel like somebody somewhere in there

inside of the Pentagon has some kind of information about what this is. And maybe those people aren't all talking to each other. And maybe there's something like that. That's to me the most innocent that it could be. And then they just keep hitting that UFO button, waiting for the clouds to disappear over Ohio. I think the most innocent it could be

is literally they're just research bloons. This is according to Melissa Dalton. She's an assistant secretary of defense of homeland defense and hemispheric atmospheres. She says a range of entities, including countries, companies, research organizations, operate objects at all these altitudes for purposes that are not nefarious,

including legitimate research. Yes. So that's what I'm saying. I think that it could just be private tech that we don't know what it is. And then when we, but we use the example of we're going to spend the hundreds of thousands of dollars that it takes to shoot the one missile, right? Because then it could take like something like 100,000 people

or like the idea of firing one missile is a huge long chain of stuff. At the very least, we would, if this was, let's say a private company, according to Kirby, he says they don't know if they're looking into it, that it could be a private company. At the very least, we would learn that there are private, multi-billion dollar, trillion

dollar companies floating stuff in the sky without telling the governments of which they're floating their balloons or whatever they are above. And then we go to scoop it up and it says, make sure to drink your oval teen on the side of it. We know that we can't tell everybody that it's ours. Yes. And there are some politicians

that in my personal opinion have a lot more to think about. Like Senator Tommy Tuberville is a real piece of shit out of Alabama. He says, President Biden needs to get up in front of the United States people and tell them what he knows. Get out there and tell the people we're in good shape. We know what's going on and let's go on with our lives. But I don't know if that, any of that is true. No, I don't think it is.

But that's what Tommy Tuberville, a former coach, who's, again, a real schmuck wants Biden to do. But this is another thing where I feel like- But do you think if Biden talks to you, you're going to believe him anyway? No! There you go. But I feel, but partially it's about like, if you, it's also strange because I saw some people saying

like this shows like a weakness that we're letting things over our skies when it's more just like, it actually shows that we're extremely powerful. We blew them up. I mean, yeah, they're not just there. And you didn't even get here. Like, just the fact of finding them makes them extremely difficult. Just seeing them in the sky while you're traveling at 1,000 miles per hour inside of a fighter jet, it's impossible. I actually think the smoke screen are the UAPs.

Because now one of these pieces of shit politicians, Blumenthal, Cotton, none of them are mentioning the oil spill or the chemical spill. No, no, no, of course not. They're all using the chemical spill. It's the same thing with that Santos guy. Everyone wants him there because he just takes all the press. Yeah. He gets all the heat.

And so they could just walk right past him. Anyway, well, it's fascinating times all around. Let us know what you think. Side stories LPOTL at gmail.com from a military perspective, from a tech perspective, from a conspiracy perspective. What do you guys think is happening? I feel like it's, again, it's many layered. It's hard to put into one basket.

Because, you know, who the fuck knows? The only person who knows is Michael Jackson in heaven. Absolutely. He's the only one who knows and he's up there just going. The one thing that we do know is all of this stuff is recent phenomenon. And we're seeing a play out in real time. It's not, it's not recent.

Well, it's recent in the sense that we see it play out. And these are the blowing ups of these balloon objects. We're seeing it. Perhaps if we had cameras during Roswell, we would have had this conversation 60s plus years ago. I want to spin kick. I am just so, I'm just so filled with. No, it's not making you happy at all.

It's, it's so hard. We're finding UFOs. We're blowing them up. Blowing them up. We need to find them first. It's one of those where I feel like, again, if it's my boyhood dream and we're blowing them up, that's not good.

You know, I feel like that's not good. I feel like we're asking, we're like, we're kicking the same can down the street, like we're doing with the chemical spill in Ohio, being like, oh, and this'll be something my grandparents will deal with, like, you know, like my grandchildren will deal with when they fucking finally, when the next wave arrives.

Well, to be fair, the Biden administration did float the idea of getting a big net, but then that was kind of laughed down because there's no way to do it. So I think maybe they don't know how to grab them. When you say we're like running low on net. I think they just don't have enough net. We don't have enough net.

We got to worry about our fucking, because, oh, there's a whole acrobat like shortage. Something will be space balls. I just don't think there's a big net that can like grab them. Maybe they're right. I don't know. No, you're right. I don't even know.

I'm not even mad about it. I'm not even mad about it. Remember Batwing from 1989's Batman? He was able to get the balloons that the Joker released up into the air of God. They used to get those beautiful times. Ironically, those balloons were spraying chemicals all over the population of Gotham,

as they were like so happy that they were getting free money from the Joker. Oh, this fucking shit. But we need Batman. Well, I've been saying this. But it's got to be fucking like some douchebag. That's a problem. It's like all the comic books show that Batman

ends up being some like crazy, like fascist mean guy, even though he's, I mean, he's a piece of traumatized. He's traumatized. He's the worst man. He said, no, he loves bats. All right. Well, we will keep you up to date and let us know. I want to hear, I want to hear from you,

because the nice thing about this is everyone has opinions and everyone's opinions are valid and warranted. No, because again, we truly don't fucking know. We don't know and we're kicking these things around because again, we should just hope it's not extraterrestrial. Yeah. Well, we'll say hopefully we're just angering some billionaire

who was like, no, my blue. All right. Well, speaking of anger, just before we get to hero of the week, there's some fantastic films out there. The menu is one of them. Oh yeah. Casablanca is a great film. So many films.

Is it really though? I've never seen it. Yeah. Yeah. Shared is a great thing. It's one of those things I just lied. So for those that don't know, I'm not going to ruin the menu for you, but it's about someone, well, anyway, it's about me.

Yes. It's about me. Artists, what I will say is artists do not necessarily love to be judged or reviewed negatively. Sure. There was a German. I love it. Yes.

That's all we know. There's a German ballet director. He got a bad review for one of his ballets, which I don't know how you do that. Did they not kick enough? Girls feet too big. Girls feet too big. So this ballet director who looks like a man who would do this,

I love this guy. Oh, very much so. He looks like a German ballet director. His name is Marco Goik. He confronted a dude named Wiebke Huster at the Hanover State Opera. Now, he was furious at her verdict of his previous show. I looked at your previous performance, and the only thing I can say is I heard some fart from the second row.

I know that normally I would really enjoy it because I know that each time a belly dancer jumps, it's because she's fueled by a tiny fart. But did you not want to hear it? No, you don't. Because you did his interruption of music. Well, she said that the show was boring and disjointed, which I guess if that's bad.

Them firing words matter. But I think if you go to the ballet, what are you there for the fucking fireworks? Sit your ass down and be bored. Isn't that what the rich want to do? I do know ballet at its best. It's compelling, vibrant, imaginative, very, these transport into a world of jumps and kicks

and little dresses and stuff. But I think that when it is bad, oh, man, it's bad. Yes. So this guy was pretty pissed at the idea that his ballet was boring and disjointed. So he went up to her during an event, and then he smeared a bunch of dog shit all over her face. My question is that he's...

And that was at the premiere of his new show. Ooh, that's not how you secure a good review. My question is, where did he get the shit? Well, it must have been his dog. His dog, I would guess. He brought it in a bag. That's a lot of rage. Yeah.

If you can plan it while you're walking your dog, she would be like, yes, that's a good, juicy shit. That's a good, juicy shit, Werner. You made the most electrical shit for my revenge, Werner. Yeah, apparently. I mean, he must have had this planned. So he was probably feeding the dog a couple of different treats that would make sure

that it would be nice and sloppy for her. His pet is a dash out named Gustav. Oh, that's cute. Oh, wow. It's a Datsun spam. I'm going to look up. Do Datsuns do big shits? I don't know.

But Huster later recounted the incidents in that Goyk had suddenly pulled the bag from his pocket with the wide, with the open side of the bag. He rubbed the dog extra mint in my face when I felt when he had done. I had screamed. I actually so far. Wow.

He didn't even take the poop out of his own bag. He just kept on the bag. Yeah. The way you do it. Wow. The distressed Huster was then helped by a member of the opera's house press office to clean her face.

I have been duke it. I don't know. So anyway. You know when it comes down to it? I'm not. How do we put this? No one deserves it. I'll put it up top.

But you just got to know sometimes we're not always behind a Twitter handle. Are we? No, we're not. Sometimes you sit there and you sit in your little drop. You're sitting in your little jabs right there. You think that a fucking German ballet, like choreographer's not going to be unstable?

No. He's crazy, bro. Because they hit. Like, now let's talk about like back in the day, ballet training, they like hit you with sticks and shit. Bro, they're like little, they're like little hitlers. Yeah. They beat you.

They beat you into like, and now it's obviously that everything's changed because everyone's like, oh, ballet, bro. I don't think so. I think ballet is still like that. There is several movements because they're trying to fight against the fact that normally do have a perfect ballerina's body.

It kind of required you to have some form of eating disorder. And then you do it because they want to, I think that term that I've heard is that you have to keep your lines clean, which means you have to be razor thin, which is what I say. They teach you to smoke cigarettes instead of eating. If you can do the kicks, you can do the spins.

You, my friend, are a ballet or a balletist? Balletist? It's ballerina. Well, this is how, you know, again, is it all art subjective? That's what I would tell Goike. Is it artist objective? Yes, she's not into it. But honestly, save your shit for a politician.

Yeah, I'm fine with it. Yeah. I mean, I don't care. A ballet, a ballet reviewer. I mean, you know, I just, I'm not going to get into it. But I do feel like on some level, especially with the movie review guys, it's like when you come in like, all right, you make one.

You make one. Well, you know, but I also feel you shouldn't assault a woman. Saved myself. All right, everyone. Well, we got balloons in the skies. We've got dog shit on the face of ballet reviewers, but we also have a hearer of the week. And we got to, man, because if not, we're just limping along.

Kayaking. It's not just for people who want to avoid having sex. It's also for people who want to talk to beluga whales. So a kayaker got more than he bargained for when he set off hoping to encounter some beluga whales. His innovative approach of conducting marine biology by singing at the top of his lungs actually managed to draw it apart of these smaller whales

who interacted with this kayak. So you owe them a bunch of whales. He sang to them. What are you saying? Life is a highway. I want to ride it all night long. But the thing is the whales, they don't know about highways. Yeah, they shouldn't because if they're on the highway,

there's a fucking problem. In the most incredible interspecies duet, one is likely to hear, the belugas actually began to sing back to him with chirps and trails. Quit killing us. Please, the water's getting warm. It went viral.

It even made it to the dodo. You want to hear? I hate this. He's singing to the whales. It's not a song. This is the beluga. Okay. It's made no noise.

That's the beluga. They made it on the dodo. God, I feel like I'm inside skin in my rink. So that was the dodo. So that's an exciting website that you can go viral on if you sing to beluga whales. And technically, he's here over the fucking week. And so with beluga whales,

because they sang to each other. And don't we need now that we know there's extraterrestrial beings, maybe all of us including the whale, and man can come together. I think that you're right. I think that the whales are looking for anybody to vacant ally with against us.

And honestly, now it actually makes me nervous. So if we're blowing these orbs out of the sky, we should probably blow the whales out of the oceans as well. And I know a lot of people are going to have a distinct emotional reaction to that. And I don't mean to be like this, but humankind must win. Let's get some listener emails.

Let's do it. So these are two ghost stories. I'm going to try. There's a bit of a long one, but I'm just doing the one. Okay. We haven't had a good ghost story in a long time. Yeah, man.

When I was a freshman in high school, my family moved into our first home. Before the move, my parents had taken me or my baby brother to the house to see for ourselves. So seeing for the first time was a shock for me. The best way I can describe the layout in simple terms is weird. Weird. It was a three bedroom, two story house with the kitchen

and two of the bedrooms upstairs with the third technical bedroom downstairs and shoved into the back corner of the home, which is where I slept. Nice. Alone. That's where you want. I mean, we had a basement bathroom too,

and that's where the rats used to come up at night. And you said we had to put a paint can on top because the rats used to like bounce up against the toilet. In Queens. This is in Queens. In 93, there was a giant rat infestation in New York City. Do you remember that? No, I wasn't there.

No, do you remember like, then we had another one later on? Rats are everywhere. I know, but then it was like a whole thing. It was a big giant rat infestation. There's a movie called Ben about a large rat. I guess that's why he's calling the fucking Pentagon after this fucking show so I can get audited.

Right? No, I say. That's not even who you call. They'll call the other guys. They got there when you call. Sometimes you got to call one line and have them be like, you passed me in a customer service.

Yes, indeed. Now I say technical because this room hardly counted as a room. It was wide enough to fit my twin size bed leaving just three feet of room left to the Jason Wall. It was a touch longer with the end of it having an empty door frame that led to a small sewing closet.

Now, not only was the layout and seeing how my parents thought I wouldn't feel like a troll in the annex of the house a shock, but the state of the house was also strange. Dead bugs, tiny centipedes lying in the corners of the rooms downstairs. No one cleaned it, right?

Yeah. But from the very beginning, the house felt unsettling and did not take long for the knocking on my bedroom wall to start. Whoa, that's scary. Every single night at the same time, there'd be three knocks in the wall opposite of my bed.

I don't like that. At the beginning, I thought nothing of it as that wall also shared a wall with the garage. Then I mentioned the layout of the house was fucking weird. But after a while, all I began to realize that garages can't produce the same three knocks at the same time each night.

No. I don't know. I actually don't know. Garages don't knock. Not all the time, unless you got one of those knocking garages. And then... It's a pricey ticket.

Yeah, Scandinavian. I don't know. I'm just saying. We don't know. We don't know. I began to have a nightmare. And I'd hear someone walking outside around my bedroom window at night.

I started sleeping upstairs in the living room couch until my stepdad got pissed and told me I had to sleep in my room. Oh, come on. He's trying to make love to your mother in there. Wow. I'm going to do a lot of yada yada.

Now, as there's more knocking, I was getting nightmares, more walking around outside. My friends and I did a joke séance. Never do that. Literally never do that. Oh, have fun with it. The blinds would move.

I'd knock back and forth with whatever was in my walls for five minutes one night and so on and so forth. This is a lot. Not good. Don't do these things. Sure, I guess.

This all leads to the week of spring break. Yay. Revelary. Since I was constantly having nightmares, and I was 14, I would stay up as late as possible, which would result in me sleeping in later in the day. But the entity did not like me sleeping in.

Every single morning, I was still in bed. Past 10 a.m., where there would be a loud, insistent knocking. That would come from the door frame. That was at the end of my room. Oh, okay. It would not stop until I physically got up out of bed. And after the third day of this bullshit, I was over it. I was wide awake,

laying in bed, refusing to get up when the knocking began for the third time, demanding I get out. I cannot express enough to you when I say that I was wide awake when I heard the knock again. I sat straight up, irritated as hell, and said, you know what, that doesn't scare me anymore, right?

And this sort of man voice, clear as day says, good to know, into my right ear. Well, that's scary. Right? And you have that in morning, everything stopped. But something new started. The septic tank started backing into my bathroom shower. This was not a problem

until I told this thing to say, to fuck off. It became so bad that our landlord could not afford for us to continue living there because the cost of trying to fix the problem they could never identify with said tank was more expensive than what my parents were paying us. This whole thing ended up with shit in the shower. After the new home, everything was so much better.

They moved. One story, no annex room, no dead bugs, and no knocks, no nightmares. What's up, Lauren? This happened not too long after we moved into my new house. I woke up laying on my back in the middle of the night. Black threatened to consume my room with the blue light from my DVR player,

was staving it off, casting a slightly illuminating glare. Yeah, it's a DVR. I got it. Your DVR machines. You got a T-vote at ghost. Yeah. My bedroom door was open,

and I looked out into the hallway. There you can see the blackness of the hall, the figure that was blacker than the black that was there. My groggy stayed up again, propping me into myself under my elbows to get a better look. And that's when this figure left on to me. Whoa!

The bedroom's got you. Whoa! It didn't, it was scary. I was, I was instantly thrown back. Got me. My elbows underneath me with what felt like full body weight pushing me down with an arm pinning my neck to my bed. I never knew a choking felt like that.

Until that moment, unable to breathe, I tried to cry out for help. Help me. I yelled. And it only came out in a strangled whisper as I tried to gasp rare. Again, I thought to myself, Help me! But once more, it only came out as a pathetic attempt.

I lay there in a panic. I couldn't move, and I felt as if I was running out of air and time. I don't get, if you don't get help now. I thought to myself, you're going to die. I mustered all the strength I had in me to scream for help. Help me! Help me! I loudly whimpered.

My own feeble attempts at screaming is what woke me up. Everything was the same. The door wide open, the small blue light illuminating my room. But I was in the same position as I was when the thing jumped on me. My elbows beneath me. My back slightly arched and my head pinned to the bed. Wow. I dared not move.

Sitting in that uncomfortable position, thinking that if I did, the nightmare would start all over again. It's the ghost of Fattier Buckle! No! No! The only R Buckle I like is John. Yeah, we all do, man. Yes, indeed.

And he's sad. He's alone in there. Garfield's not real. He is. Garfield can't talk to him. I know. He just lives a life of true loneliness and desperation. Absolutely.

Truly sad on this Valentine's Day. Read the little Garfield without Garfield. It helps. And you'll see, you'll say, I might be lonely, but at least I'm not as lonely as John R Buckle. It's time for you to go out there and live your life knowing for a fact that, yeah, they're watching the skies, but guess what? They're just blowing shit up in it, right?

I actually feel more secure that we're not going to get nuked. I mean, it really does show how powerful we are. And you know what? And you can love that. You know what I mean? Love knowing. Dodge that one. Dodge that one single one.

It does seem like- The military industrial complex. It seems like you won't laugh when you realize that most of the problems are coming from inside the house, right? When most of these calls are coming from, you know, China didn't do the chemical spill. That comes to straight down to union busting. We did that.

So we did that. Yay! Right? So they sound like that. So I don't know. Well, man, it's a complicated week. And I'm just happy that this is out of me, because I've been sitting and been watching Orb News.

And there's been a lot of it. I know. I got- I actually got texts from friends being like, how is Henry doing? I just, it's, but the story's not over, because again, I want to see this fucking debris, right? I want to see Joe Biden's spell box.

I want to see what's in there. I want to see him have sex with Dr. Jill. You want to see him? I want to see it for my own god himself. See what my tax dollars are paying for. All right. Watch him in that, that funky ass White House bed, making sweet fuck on top of Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

He's sitting there going, well, she was gay too. Because then- Yeah. Because then he can finally see something fun in his whole life. Not his whole half of this fucking half head blown up when he was trying to go see some dumb ass play with a world's worst actor.

All right. James Booth, I guess. Okay, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. Henry's doing just fine. Oh, try- Spring old Jack, you should order some of that. Spring old Jack.

We're going to have a new blend soon. Very nice. We have a medium roast. It's actually very tasty. What's oldest new again? We're bringing back the stream. Yeah, February 21st. It's coming back 8 p.m. live, BSD, only Patreon.

I cannot wait. It's going to be so fun. I've got some pretty funny videos. I'm not sure who's going to be going first. We might just have to start with Marcus and really shake it up to start. Really, really get upset. And I can't wait.

We're going to be back there. You're going to see your bodies flopping around. Yep. And it's like we're boys again. There it is. We're getting younger. Younger 2023. Hail yourselves, everyone.

Get any younger. Woo! Hail Satan, man. Mugustalations, everyone. Woo! Just leave the orbs alone. They've been up there all this time. We don't know.

We just don't know. But obviously, we just started looking for them. So they've been up there this whole fucking time and now we're blowing them up. Hands to the sky. Hands to God. Hands to God 2023. Hands to the orbs.

Hands to the orbs. Mm-hmm. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.