Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Heist Stories

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and wildest news - Ghost Adventures puts Aaron Goodwin's personal life on blast in haunting new episode footage, The Louvre on lockdown after elaborate hundred-million-dollar "Crowned Jewel heist", Trio of Upstate NY teens use boat to allegedly raid & vandalize amusement park before making off with 200 stuffed animals, new leaks reveal shady transfers and cover-up activity surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell in prison, Private Contractor claims responsibility for series of New Jersey drone sightings, "Non-offending pedophile" storms stage, points gun at own head during NYC Wikipedia conference, 2 tragic deaths rock the Rock & Roll world, UFO The Movie LIVES, Listener E-Mails that amuse, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes welcome to side stories and he don't make them cry welcome Stories on the side. Eddie, how do you plan to spend our episode today making mildly disappointing content? Oh, yes. I got to tell you, side stories. I just realized we're the side piece, the L-P-O-T-L.

Yeah, dude, we're the mistress. Yeah, dude, we're the fucking gumma, dude. Yeah, we don't, they don't kiss us on the mouth. Yeah, no, no, we kiss our children with this mouth. If we buy each other gifts, we got to make sure we use it on the other credit card. Yes, I get it. That's what I do. I do.

I already do that. But I just love venturing into a new day, a new episode where I'm going to say one thing that's going to make somebody call me a libtard. And then I'm going to say something that's going to be the same exact thing. Yes. And I can't wait for to be raised across the coals no matter what I do. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

How you doing, everyone? Say what you want about me. You know, I'm an open book. attack him attack me i like it to be honest with you honestly attack him yeah yeah i'll give you some ammunition um i uh been to jail a couple times yeah please um yeah i um i once uh he's white i'm white i'm so white he's crazy white and y'all i'm not yeah yeah henry's pink there should be a little bit more of discussion of this about how if you criticize me in many ways it's a hate crime yeah because the polish

what I'm learning, which blew in my mind, they fucking went through a lot. Yeah, they've had their share. You know, they went through a lot. So I think you guys should think about that before you come at me, okay, because I'm the one that's

keeping Baba Yaga safe. Amen to that brother. All right, we got some updates. We got some movies. Barogi brothers. Broogie brothers. We got some movies here. All right, guys, we'll just talk really quickly. How's your 31 for 31 going? I haven't stopped. You haven't stopped. You haven't stopped?

It really is a lot. I feel like I've watched so many movies, but I'm still behind. That's how it was. Well, I preloaded. Can we do 21 for 31 next time? It's 31 days. Can we add like a couple? I need more thrillers.

If we're going to do this again, I need more thrillers and more comedies or I really can't do this again. Next year, I'm taking it harder. Then I'm out. We gotta go deeper in the paint. Also, your stuff where you're like, oh, fuck, I'm hazing you with Kill List is what you said to me. It's a great movie, right? I really like it. Good.

I really like the movie. Great. And the scene is really brutal. Spoiler alert. Yes. The scene where they are the torture and the guy is very brutal. But afterwards, I watched Anthropoid, which is a Nazi movie about the assassination of Reinhard. Hyrick.

Hyrick. It was about his assassination. And there was a scene that was like a mirror scene from that scene in Kill List. And I got to say, it was far more brutal at Anthroport. Really? Yes. Like, I was like, I was like, ah. I watched them, like, back to back.

And I was like, whoa. I should watch Anthropoid. You really should see Anthropoid. It's on my list now. Anthropoid's really fucking good. Well, honestly, we should just both talk about a movie we can praise equally, which is Demon Night. Tales from the Crip Demon Night. We love Tales from the Crypt Demon Night.

It's a wonderful movie. And if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. I've seen it probably a hundred times. Did you know? I didn't realize until this most recent viewing is the guy in the beginning who's obsessed with Delia, like the slow dude. Dude, yeah, there's a voice of Roger Abbott. Charles Fleischer.

I had no idea. It was Fat Fleischer. I didn't know he was fat back in the day. I thought he's always a skinny little worm. I see him walking around the Valley a lot. He's very old now. He's really in a Jones on 3rd. Oh, dude.

I see him at Jones on 3rd, like almost every time I go there. There was a Michaels that he used to go to all the time. And I used to see him at all the time. And we used to follow him around the store and Michaels and be like, that's Roger Rabbit. Can you do the voice still, you think? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I just think they got rid of him because his comedy never evolved past his, like, racial humor. No, no, no, no. I seen him do stand-up once. You're like, oh, man, you're going to keep doing that voice, huh? Yeah. It's old school, you know, and it's four flappers. It has to stay inside of flappers. One time I saw him, there was that old hobby shop that used to be on Ventura place, you know, right next to where Jones on 3rd is.

That's his block. He, like, he, like, stumbles around there all the time. Yes. And I saw, there was that hobby shop that used to be there. And I saw him come out of there once. I was like, hey, Mr. Fleischer, how you doing? I always say hi to him, even though he'll never remember me. No, because he's a weird, like, shambling ghost-like man.

He doesn't like to be recognized for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, I was like, oh, Mr. Fleischer, how are you doing? You're going to see you around? And he has, like, this weird thing that he came out of the hobby shop with. And he's like, I just invented a new shape. You're like, what? He's like, yeah, it's a hundred-sided sphere.

Or like, it's like you've heard of an octagon It's like a centagon or something like that And you're like, thank you sir I was like, thank you for inventing the new shape Do the voice That's right, he's in Back to the Future too Yes Wow

He did some good ones He was He really he had a nice career But he really God hopefully wherever he is He's thinking happy thoughts I don't think that's true Because I do talk to him

And he is very miserable He's quite grumpy He's quite quite grumpy All right, we got a great update. Now, this is, this is shodden fruit as it's on the whole. Like, this is literally one of those where I feel bad even showing this because this is such a terrible moment in a man's life. But this story continues to be unfortunately kind of funny.

It's Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures. Yes. We know that he, his wife, was plotting a very long extended murder issue that she was going to kill him right she was trying to kill him i don't i mean obviously she's very bad at it she got caught it didn't happen she was trying to contact a man inside who has killed people he's in there for he murdered a couple other people his wife was beginning this like long weird emotional affair with the grand tomato who is a smegal looking this gross as fuck little man that became obsessed with some bulgarian only fans model. And he siphoned his entire family's net worth into giving money to this model

that couldn't care less. And when he was finally cut off for the final, final, final, final time, and he told the Bulgarian model, I don't think we could be together anymore. And she went, oh, no. And then he flipped out. He killed his whole fucking family, right? His wonderful brother, his father, like, because he tried to make it, oh, my father was hard and me, no, it's just that you completely shit the bed as a human being. Yeah, he killed his mother, father, and brother. I think he used all their money.

He took their entire net worth and gave it to this. That's the real crime. That's the real. Tell me about it. Because also, I don't mind helping the Bulgarians one woman at a time. Yeah, yeah. I get it. They need help. Send soup.

Yeah. Bogogia. Borguligia. I like that. That's a good, that's a Korean meat. Right? That's Bagulgi. Bagulgi. Yes. That's what I'm thinking about.

So now his wife, Victoria, well, I guess they're divorced now, right? Yeah, I'd go ahead and call it divorced. I'd say, I'd like to think. So she is not, she did not just have one emotional affair. She had several emotional affairs with several people in jail for murder. And I guess it was to sort of, she said it was like a fantasy. And Grant Amato was going to go send dudes out after Aaron Goodwin. but all we know, we know for a fact that Aaron

that grant a motto can't get anything done. So he's not actually going to do. She chose the wrong horse. He's bad at it. He's bad at the killing people thing. Yeah. Except his family. Yeah.

Now, emotional affairs. Would you be more upset if you found out about an emotional affair or physical affair? I'm going to say either one. Either one? I'm going to say either one. What's more upset? What do you mean more upset?

Yeah, would you be more mad? I think I'd be more mad about the physical. affair. You know, that's how men work. The emotional affair. That's how men work. I think in some of cis-het men in that way, I do believe that we're an emotional affair I can handle. Yeah. Like, I can handle you. I do think

in a way, I figure we can figure out, because obviously that's a me thing. Yeah. There's something that you're not getting from me, or there's something in the relationship you're not receiving. Yeah, maybe we could talk about this. We can change, you know? Yeah. I could start. I don't know. What? Talk about sewing. God knows. Yeah.

But it's, don't touch her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. If long as you, be a cuck all you want, bro. Go and be my wife's emotional wet blanket as much as you want. That's fine, that's fine. But the second you talk to- What do they get out of that? Would they get a guy who's going to listen to all their problems?

This is because we talk to our wives. I'm more talking about the other guy. Like, what's he getting at? He's waiting for us to die. Oh, yes. He is waiting for us to either die. He's waiting for something bad to happen to one of us, or he's waiting for her to give him the opportunity to arrange our murder.

I couldn't imagine having an emotional affair. I can barely talk to my therapist. I will be vulnerable and say it was in a previous relationship. And I now think about it all the time about how I should have just been having a physical affair. Guys, skip the emotional part. That's what I say. But don't worry, you're going to make, someone's going to probably call it. something's going to kill you.

So, but gets back to this. So Aaron Goodwin, this poor man, I actually feel a lot for him. Ghost Adventures is under siege. He does seem nice. He's a nice man. I've met him. He's a very sweet man. I'm friends with Jay on Ghost Adventures.

I feel bad making fun of them, but it's just like, it's too silly. It's just, well, it's just... As far as murder for plot hires go. It's just way too close to home. That's why we're talking about it. And it just feels like I know these guys, and it's also, it's inherently silly such as this, unfortunately, which is they revealed, and I'm saying good on ghost adventures, because this is smart of them. They revealed in their episode, they left it in the scene of Aaron Goodwin getting the call that the police were at his home while they're ghost hunting. So this is to me, I want, only reason why I want to play the scene is because.

they're trying I love my guys they're trying to stay in character yeah but this is when real life hits the ghost road I'm done with this ad

yeah it's all right yeah I hate seeing these ads with these babies is lots of mochi diabetes is this for what is this mochi thing I don't know but they're like talk mochi is like a new thing to help you with your diabetes

but did mochi a dessert it's a dessert it's a dessert. It's a wrong thing to do. Yeah. Then why do they keep saying Mochi's going to help you lose weight? It doesn't. It's confusing. It's confusing. It feels like a almost, I'm going to put this out there. This is really, this is shots fired. We don't work with Mochi. It sounds like a Nazi thing to do where you say things the opposite. It's like, this is called cake. Yeah. I'm on the Boston cream pie dessert diet. Shot. Yeah, yeah. Is that what this is? And then it's going to come into a big cake box.

It's going to be a syringe and you're going to stab me with it. Oh, it's frozen. Oh, delicious So this is Aaron Goodwin They are in a haunted home Is it, it looks like a building It's something like a haunted environment They're in a haunted environment From this episode of Ghost Adventures

And he gets the call Oh yeah, thanks to TMZ All right I'm gonna try to take the picture So what I'm doing right now I'm like UV lights And then I take a long exposure Polaroid like 30 seconds

He's got a fucking Kevlar vest on like he's going to war. Suddenly, Aaron gets a notification on his phone, and we can sense something is wrong. Dude, he's just staring at his phone. Hold on, bro. He's gone. it's nothing like seeing another man's worst moment he's from my house what

dude dude I can't even I'm not staying in here by myself so he's still staying in character I love the idea so he's got to run out and get that call but then you'll see Jay turn to the camera and being like the ghost activity is absolutely crazy right now

but obviously Aaron's dealing with something Like, here. And because he's like, he does this thing so then he goes outside to take the call. Aaron was getting a phone call or somebody that the police are at his house. And he said he had to go outside. At this point, we will not be showing any further footage. But it is at this moment that Aaron receives a call from the police that his wife has been arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit murder by hiring a hitman to have Aaron killed. Zach, you sick fuck.

Why are you doing this to your buddy? You're literally turning the worst moment of his life into the fucking content. They're like, listen, we filmed it, we got it. We're using it. It works. I feel like Aaron obviously must be using this. We know that this is deeply painful. Oh, my God.

And this is horrible. But you could see them all trying to stay in character where Jay's like, well, I'm not staying here by myself. You know, like, oh, well, but what about the? The ghost. There's a lot of ghosts in here, right? Do you think the ghost's mind if I have the rest of my sandwich? There's something extremely compelling about, unfortunately, and this is just, again, shade and fruit, this is from the side, it's just the idea of seeing someone have their

worst moment in their life on a camera. And not just that while you're dressed up like you're going to war to find ghosts. He is. He is. He always wears that. That's his thing. He wears like a tactical vest. Why you need a tactical vest to hunt goes.

It has berries. It has batteries in it. It has batteries and gaffing tape. Of course. But, you know, our hearts go out to Aaron. I really do. I feel for him. No one deserves us.

Nobody deserves it. Zach's a bad friend. Okay? Aaron just know that. Zach's a bad friend. That is not. what a friend does. But also, as a viewer,

thank you. As a producer, what would you, if I found out Julie was going to, on the show. Let it, let that beautiful bean footage roll.

That's what I say, man. What is the point? What's the point to all that pain if we can and monetize it? I hope his divorce was free. I don't think you're going to free divorce if your wife tries to kill you or your husband tries to kill you? Side stories L-P-O-T-L-G-Mil.com.

I'd love to know. I think they charge double. Personally, I think they just decided, well, somebody didn't like you. All right, we got a lot of horrible stories today. Let's start them. Well, the Louvre seems like the biggest actual story. That's the biggest story of the week. It's the best story of the week.

Anybody that tries to tell me that there's like a victim here can suck my dick except for the fact that I know that they are historical properties and they should be Museum, but also this is rad as fucking hell. I mean, a museum heist, I'm always going to be like, give it a shot. I mean, you know, you know what I will

say, and it's true, this is true. The Louvre got lazy. They did. I mean, it happened during business hours. It was broad daylight, and they fucking put a ladder up to the side of the Louvre and came in through the roof window. So the way it works is... It's like every time in a burglary

movie that coming through the roof window, museums need to get rid of windows on the roof. They're beautiful. But they're beautiful. It's how you get natural light in there. But so what has happened is, I guess the Louvre has been talking about staffing soldiers for a while. They've been having some weird issues with security.

And so this is like, they played against the French sentiments really easily. So this superpowered scooter showed up. And apparently it is very normal in Paris to have these electric ladders coming off of a scooter up against the building because that's how they do deliveries and a lot of these ancient old buildings

that don't have like a proper what do they call like when you go to the back when you go to the they don't have a proper loading dock yeah so they'll put it up like you know you've ever been to Amsterdam

no every a lot of homes have it gone anywhere cool dude that's Amsterdam's awesome in that way where they have giant hooks in front of the homes right where they are that where they used to put the people

no because Amsterdam they used to burn them But no, they, it's a... That's why I got all the rivers. Yes. They have the pulley system for people to move up because all these connected row homes. So in order to get furniture into these super thin old school homes, they had to create another way to do it. So the Louvre was the same way.

It was a, they kind of grew accustomed to this site. But these guys took a disc cutter, which is a chainsaw. Okay. And they cut open the glass. They came in. There's three guys. Yeah. They smashed the glass.

grabbed a bunch of jewels. We had the list of the jewels that they grabbed, which was like some fucking bullshit tiara. Yeah. From Empress Eugenie. Empress Eugenie had something that she put on top of her ass, this weird decorative bow that looks stupid. Yes.

Empress Eugenie's brooch is fucking stupid and big. Queen Marie Amalie. Nobody gives a fuck about any of this dumb shit. There's a Sephire wife. Yeah, well, yeah, well, should have fucking, uh, whatever. She shouldn't have bone depart. She should have done the whole thing. Should have buried them with her.

So these guys, they broke in, they harassed security with the disc cutter. They then got the stuff, jumped back on the scooters, and fled into the day. They were gone in less than four minutes. And they are gone, gone, gone, gone, gone. But the thing is, you can't sell these. Well, they're saying that what they did was very smart, which is it's different than stealing fine works of art because those you have to hedge. Those you have to go and do, and that's a very, very... These you can break apart and shit.

You can melt them. Down the gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can take those, like, this thing had pearls the size of thumbs. Hell, yeah. Like, that's a pearl that's going to go someplace else and be sold in some shit. Some really over-the-top black market slash gray market. Don't you get the real money for selling the crown jewels as crown jewels?

No, because they only have a certain, like, they are literally price less. Like, they have this thing where, yeah, I believe that they can be evaluated to a certain amount, but it's just for the jewels within, but there's no real way to determine the price for that object. Oh. That's like kind of like one of those things that they try to figure out

because they try to keep it separate. Okay. Because it's just been sitting at the G.D. Louvre. I don't know how much you would say because these are not the crown jewels. Oh, they're not those crown jewels. No, they're not different crown jewels.

They are just crown jewels. Yeah, they're not like British crown jewels. They're not the crown jewels. Holland. Holland, Holland, Holland crown jewels. Yes. So I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Side Stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-L-G-Mail.com,

but it seems it's a little bit more, it's easier to do. Because, yeah, if you show up me like, I got Princess Eugenie's fucking tiari. Yeah. You stole it from the loof. Exactly, yeah. I give you two grand because you can't move it.

Yeah, he's just dumb. Give me five dollars. Walking around in a crown. You got, hey, I don't think that's what I'd do. Yeah. I love how Paris still has, like, old school cat burglars. I love that about Paris. Paris has got it going on in that way.

Remember when they jacked Kim Kardashian? Oh, yes. They climbed up into her fucking bullshit, too. It probably used the same type of ladder for all I know. God, who knows? Who knows? They were nice to her, except for they stole everything and bound her. But they didn't beat her away.

And Eddie, that's all we can ask for. Thank you. You are correct. They were indeed nice. Now, there was a bigger heist as far as I'm concerned going on right now. It was in Playland. You know Playland. You spent a lot of time there, right?

No. You never did? In Queens? No, we didn't have fun. Oh, interesting. What do you mean? I thought this was your place. In Rye, New York.

I thought you went there a lot. The Playland amusement park, the one that was in good time? No. Really? No, I never went to this fucking place. Oh. I never went to this fucking dump. It was right down the street.

Your dad could have easily taken you. He didn't want to. So anyway, these guys are in Western. Chester County, New York. They, there's, the police are on a hunt for three teens who vandalized the amusement park and then stole 200 stuffed animals.

Un-fucking believable. It cost these guys $40, $50 to replace all these stuffed animals. Think about that. These kids, they, I, see, here's the thing. Kids going in and. Oh, I've been to Playland Park. Yeah, of course you've been to Playland Park. But not all the time.

I'm looking, this is one in Rye. Yeah, now I see. Yeah, you've fucking been there. Don't tell me. I know where you've been. I was looking at another one. It wasn't that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's where Kislane lives. That's where she is now. But anyway, so they got in and they stole 200 stuffed animals in plastic garbage bags. The thing, I don't, I'm not down with the vandalism, but I'm okay with stealing the stuffed animals. Does that make any sense? Because the vandalism, that's hard to do. They tried to take a photo booth and tip it over the side. You know, I feel like that's rude.

But, like, as far as the stuffed animals go, they're robbing us every fucking day on those stuffed animals. I'm glad someone got them back. I feel like this is a crime that was masterminded by, I believe, this is from the lead character of I Am Sam. Yeah. Unlocked stuffed animals. Do you see them? Yeah. No, I see them.

Yeah, they look, they are the... They look like the exact guys who do this kind of thing. There are three kids that look like they are just on Saturday Night Live. I think there's one shirt between the three of them. These guys are such, yeah, because again, this isn't a real, like, these guys I don't think understand what they're going to do with those teddy bears. No, they have no idea. They're like, oh, we got all these teddy bears!

They don't have any plan with these teddy bears. One of them doesn't even have shoes on. This is a rash decision. All of these, they're just fuck boys. They're going to ruin your life, ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're going to ruin your life. I sure they got lots of nice teddy bears for you. Yeah, that's all they're going to do.

When I was a kid one time, we stole a bunch of bowling balls from Don Carter's bowling alley, a statute of limitations. got to be up on this. 1999. We'll find out. Come for me, Boka. But, yeah, we took about like 30 bowling balls one time. So I understand the want for this crime at this age. But I will say, you can't do it.

Yeah. Do you know, but what are they, I would love to see these stuffed animals. You could sell these. Oh, yeah, sure. I'm like the crown jewels. The crown jewels have to be separated, but it's also, why are we doing it, you know? Well, I'm going to do all these stuffed animals. They just, you're going to do nothing.

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all right we actually we got an update oh we got an update all right do we have a stinger it's an island adventure it's an island adventure heck yeah it's jeffrey time that is that is evil i love that is wow that is who was that from rob um i forget but i'll uh i'll tell you in a little Not as good. Oh, wow. Hey, listen, Jeffrey Epstein's back in the news. Yeah.

Actually, it's more like old jizzy Maxwell's back in the news. So this is a new leak. So just so you know. Stay in your jis lane. Everybody's leaking. All right. And one of the big leaks is that they're showing that obviously, her current administration, is trying to figure out a way to pardon

Gislein Maxwell because she went ahead and said that our wonderful president had absolutely nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein even though there was all the flight logs and the birthday book and the birthday card and the pictures and the years of hanging out and the fact that he openly said that Virginia

Joufrey was literally what he called stolen from him so again yeah we know we know the bitch is lying but Jisleine Maxwell because of that was moved to a lower security prison now you actually worked right close to this prison yes this is

I didn't realize that she was moved from Tallahassee to Brian, Texas. It's one of those farm prisons. It's a dorm-style setting. She lives with other famous inmates like Theranos founder, Elizabeth Holmes, and reality TV shard, Jen Shaw, and they go to yoga classes together. This is completely true. Now, the reason why this new update is all about the fact that in this prison, what they are now doing is locking up and shipping away. Anybody that is trying to talk to anybody about what Jis Lane is doing inside of that prison. One lady came forward basically saying, I saw X, Y, Z, White House official here leading Jisleine Maxwell around, talking to her reporter.

They went and they took that prisoner and sent her to a Supermax prison right outside. Like, literally like. With violent offenders in Houston. They sent her over there. But she was talking to the news. I didn't realize. So she was actually talking. I think it's so it's just a matter.

I don't think it's because she called her disgusting. I think it's because she actually talked to the news. It's because she talked to the news. And what is that showing evidence that they're specifically, that is proof. There's a paper trail now. Well, they are literally covering up whatever it is she's saying because they're trying to figure out how to get her out of jail. Like they are very much trying to figure out how to pardon her. And we also know now that P. Diddies, they're looking to you, what do they do?

mute his sentence? They just pardoned Santos. Yeah. It's every criminal's free. Yeah. Criminals free. Uh, so these guys are just, they're, they're very excited to do it. It's just important to remember that it's the fix is still going on. Virginia Jew Frey's book just dropped. And so that is actually, there is some interesting new stuff inside of that. Have you read it? No, I was looking at the highlights of it. Like, I just haven't gotten into it yet. It's mostly just what's supposed to be in it, which is more vagaries because she was still being very, very careful while she was being alive. But she described several new people that, like, essentially criminals that assaulted her.

One was a very famous prime minister that we do believe we know the name of. That is a, he's around, he's a guy, he violently raped her. Jesus. Is that Prince Andrew? No. Prince Andrew is one of them. Now, Prince Andrew was the one that was like kind of her main person. And it wasn't until after the Prince Andrew time's past that she started to get given to other powerful people.

The book has the story of the Bill Gates blackmail, which I did not know. We know that's real because that came from Bill Gates himself. Okay. He said that Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him into doing work. So we know that the blackmail stuff is real too. Yeah. So all of this is like these things are kind of coming up. You should read like I'm going to, I bought the book.

So I'm going to have the book soon. now that she's dead, which is, again, it's not, I'm not going to call her death suspicious. I'm going to call kind of all the things that led up to her death, extremely tragic and suspicious. Yeah, I imagine if she did take her life, she wasn't happy after everything that happened to her. But you look at the guy was as Jean-Luc Brunel. He committed suicide in jail, quote-unquote, committed suicide in jail. He's also mainly named inside of her book. And there's also several other, a U.S.

gubernatorial candidate that went on to win. Whoa. So that is another person that she said. And they're not, they're not saying who it was. They're not naming names. But we know that there were other people. So this is all still attacking the concept that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked

people just to himself. Do they have theories on who it is? Are we not even a lot of talk about that? I mean, there's, I mean, it's very much in the world of libel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Defamation. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So, but it's one of those.

We'll find you, bro. It's one of those things where stories just not, it's not, I refuse to stop following the story. Also, this federal prison camp that they sent her to, it is Cush. There's only seven places like it in America. There's, it's very, it's very calm. It's basically fucking chill. They, they, they call it a prison work camp, but they, it's, it's very fucking easy. It's glamping.

It's glamping. But prison. And in Bryan, Texas, I know Texas sounds like a very dangerous place, but I worked at the Bryan County Jail. Well, it's great if you're a white-collar criminal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And, but I will say working at the Bryan County Jail, Bryan County in particular is, like, good for prisoners. Like, they're, like, nicer to prisoners in this county. That's why she's there.

And that's exactly why they moved her there is because they know that it's like a cushy type prison. And then I'd look there. The prison officials also are all saying that this is a, again, another unprecedented move by a presidential administration. No one does this because normally when you take a human trafficker or child molester, we're against it. You know, normally we don't like them. Normally like human trafficker. Especially when you send them to nice places. Yes.

Normally we don't like it. Do you mean the children? The island was lovely. I mean, it was lovely for everyone but the children. Always, always. Yeah, but also, yeah, so the prison is run by Dr. Tanisha Hall. She's the warden over there. I didn't get a chance to meet her.

Oh, girl boss. Yeah, she's a girl boss. Oh, yes. It's one of those things where it's like... She can be played by Emma Stone in the movie. Well, she's, you know, she's black. Oh, exactly. That's when 20 years from now when blackface becomes woke again.

It didn't stop Emma Stone from playing Asian that one time. Hey, she's Asian to me. Yeah, those white eyes really sucks. Oh, yeah. But Dr. Tanisha long. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I see a little Asian. That's one because they're standing behind you. Hired them.

Get out of here, you're saying? This is my bathroom. I know you like pee. But it was one of those things where I started looking up Dr. Tanisha Hall. I'm like, all right, let me go find the dirt on this chick. And then I realized it probably isn't any. She just handed a shit sandwich by the government.

Yeah, you know. Like, we're bringing, we're sending you Gisland Actwell. Well, she is saying straight from the top that this came from beyond me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing. There's, yeah, so it's one of those things. He's just saying, she's throwing her hands up. I'm just saying, I'm just following orders. Yeah,

oh, she doesn't have a choice. Nope. That has zero choice. Nope, not at all. All right, another mystery solved. Is it? Nope. New Jersey UFO scare last year is solved. Oh, okay. By private company. Now, this came out, I saw this, this went through the New York Post,

Another reputable newspaper, no. But what I do believe is that it mirrors some of the official sentiment. So there was a really interesting report that came out in the war zone a month ago, which is like a great. Sounds reliable. No, the war zone's pretty good. The war zone, what they do is military, they do like kind of anomalous stories, but they also do it like from a military perspective. So what they'll do is they talk to people from the inside, but it's like hardcore. They're basically, their big line always is that.

that most UFOs we see is hidden military tech. Oh, okay. That's kind of like they're a whole thing, right? So they talk. I get most of my news from the Fudge Report. It's just like the junker. It's a hateful chocolate website. Peacons are the,

Peacons make you gay. Oh, no. You mean brownies are identifying a soft serve calls? God damn. I, but they're basically this guy, one, this guy, they talked to the war zone, they talked to this general dude and he essentially said the New Jersey drones all were approved by the FAA on one level or another, that everything was there was approved, but we are not, we, that's just not, we're not talking about what it was, but it was all approved. And so this private company that, again, will not name itself, as came out and said that we were doing a capabilities run to show. the U.S. government, a possible customer of their technology, what we can do. So they said that their drones were a part of the swarms of drones.

And that's a part of what this, that one guy who's probably running a smoke screen on the war zone, because what he's also saying is that there were many government drones up at the same time. And we were doing X up there and we were doing Y up there. We were doing all this kind of shit up in the sky when it was like, you know, but we're just talking about the ones that creeped us out, bro. Yeah. That's a weird one. Yes. That's it. It looks like the one on the ground that's in the main photo.

Dude, this is what I'm saying is that it's weird-ass drones. Why did you make the drone to look like a UFO? This is what I'm trying to get across to our listeners is that I'm not obsessed with the story because I necessarily think it's aliens. I am obsessed with the idea of things happening in front of us and the government and the media telling us it's not happening. That's what I'm talking about here. I don't think it's aliens doing it.

My question about the New Jersey drones is that it scared the shit of the entire world and then they had nothing to say about it. And we still have to sit here and act like it's fine. And we just have to just stick our head in the sand about it

and just roll on because there are too many other problems. Yeah, no, it's crazy because like you're talking about this. They're not telling us who the company is. They're just saying this company exists. They're going through these weird websites, like the war zone are reporting on Daily Express US. Technically the war zone is a

legit blog at least. It's like they're doing like investigative journalism on it. It's just the... I'm sure it's great. I never read it before. But it's through the New York Post. Yeah. And also I got to say, the drones weren't just in Jersey. No. The drones were in fucking Boston. They were in Arizona. They were everywhere.

Yeah, now they're all over Europe. And we are, and I'm still getting it. Of course, everyone It's like, it's Russia idiot. And it's like, that's not the B-all and all. That's just not the answer to everything. It's just not. It's not about it being UFOs. It's not about that. It's about who else is in the sky.

What are they doing into what purpose is it serving? Yeah. Also, Russia isn't as advanced as we think they are. Well, they have certain things, but they have certain things because other countries have given them those things. And they have certain things. I just don't, I just can't

seem to truly believe that their drone technology in Russia is better than China's or Americas. I simply refuse to believe it. They blew up a goddamn nuke site for no reason. So I just don't think it's all them. I think that there's, I'm not, again, I'm not counting out China. No, I'm not counting. I could never count out China.

So we don't, we have no idea. They just built the tallest bridge. They just built the tallest bridge in the world. China, you could bungee jump off it. Well, don't worry, we're building a ballroom. Oh, good. It's a much-needed ballroom. I could use some fucking ballroom.

I'll tell you what, man. These old skinny jeans ain't doing no tricks for a witty. Dude, you know what you should do? You should work on a sort of pitch towards companies for big bald underwear. Big bald underwear. Also, I mean, my me undies work fine. But the, what you would call would be great. Just open up the front, let the balls hang out.

Is it exposure, if it's just balls? Is the penis the exposure? Side stories, I feel like you could show balls. But Dick, that's, no one's, you know, he can't do anything with balls. I'm already going to tell we're going to get a lot of fuddy-duddy moms. Yeah. They're all going to be super against the balls. Well, you know, I need to know.

I'm just telling you right now. I mean, I'm not trying. They're going to be deeply against this ball thing. Well, you know, free the balls. That's what I say. You're, hey, someone's got to. Free my dipper. Yeah, the, again, so if he's, keep his penis in, can he show his balls?

Yeah. Guys. We're talking about it. All right. This is the best news story this week. Okay. This is like, we beat around the bush too long. This is, this is side stories news, okay?

Connor Weston of Ohio. He went to a Wikipedia con, I guess. You know? So he went to a local meeting of, it was, yes, it's this. It's Wikipedia con. In New York City. He showed up, right? Because these are people that all are the Wikipedia users, right?

Yeah. Yeah, it's the Wikimedia Foundation. Connor Weston shows up. He's got this giant flag that says anti-contact, not-offending pedophile. He starts waving his gun around, and he's like, I'm a not-offending pedophile. I like to fuck kids, but I won't do it. He is so funny. This man makes me laugh.

So much. He is, it's the look on his stupid fucking face. And it's, oh my God, I just want to elbow him until he is dead. 27-year-old man, his name's Connor Weston, the flag that he came in. He's a pastel flag that goes from blue to pink. So it's all these different. I want to say this is some kind of LGBT, like he's stealing valor here, but I'm not quite certain. but he has a flag. It's a rainbow flag that says anti-contact, non-offending pedophile. Written in big letters on the flag. Also, that defeats the purpose of the flag. I don't know.

Right? If you have to write everything that the flag stands for on the flag, you don't need the flag. So he said that apparently what he's been doing is he flies that in front of his home. In front of his, I mean, that's a good way to keep kids out of your house. And he also goes to Blue Sky, and he's been very vocally, like, progressive. Like, that's thing, he's been really aggressively progressive. Yes. And then he's been leaning into this anti-contact, non-offending pedophile schick.

Yes. I believe that he is trying to be a troll in some ways. I don't know. But he's also, like, the fact that he pulled out a gun and then didn't commit suicide. in front of everyone is got to be, to be honest, one of the biggest failures of his life. Do you think he was going there to commit suicide? I thought he was just waving a gun around looking for attention.

See, I heard the, I saw two versions of this article. One was held gun two head. Okay. And one was brought gunned out. Okay, all right, all right. So one was held gun to head, which is taking yourself hostage, is objectively funny. Yes. In front of a bunch of people with an anti-contact.

not offending pedophile flag wrapped around you with a gun to your head saying, stop or I'll kill this pedophile while you have a gun. It's your own head is one of the funniest moments you can have at a Wikipedia time. Yeah, it's like, who were you holding hostage? I can't wait. Let me see if he has an entry yet. Oh, my God. Does Connor Weston have a Wikipedia entry?

Literally sitting there at Wikipedia content. She'd be better. Just like entering his information in real time. I want to look at this. Oh, wow. And think about this. I hope no one else has a name Connor Weston because when you pull that up,

first thing it says is non-offending pedophile Connor Weston. So, I mean... But I also love... A social media video circulated in July shows a man providing Weston's name, age, and hometown, applying that term to himself and saying that he can, quote,

choose not to harm minors, but can't choose to stop being attracted to them. Yeah, what do you do with this information? Your brains out Do it already I mean it must be real This isn't like something you make up No I know I got a lot of right

Listen I don't mean to offend or non-offending pedophile Like listeners but I just want you understand it Don't fucking tell me Okay Yeah Keep it to your god damn self Yeah there are things that are called inside thoughts If you're guess what do it

Has a tree fallen in the forest yet Has a tree fallen and is crap up inside the pants of a little girl yet? No. So you're not yet a pedophile yet, buddy. You are a child fan. Oh, it's so funny because you know he had to get this flag made in commission by the same guy who makes

Trump flags. Oh, yeah, buddy. He used to that. Yep. What color motif you want on that one? Here's the fifth ones that we're making today. One I made in the Cincinnati Bengals colors. One I made in the star, it was a sailor moon theme.

You know, like, could I actually get the Cincinnati Bengals colors? Not everything needs a flag. Hey, he wants people to know if your child looking to get fucked and sucked, don't come by here because I want to

do that, okay? So if you're a child who is, because I feel like almost in a way, this is his way out. Of like talking to children ever? Because then the kid that shows up, it's like, I put up the flag. I put up the flag. I told everyone. I went

Wikipedia held a gun to my head. I went to where information is created. I went to the very front of where information is made up. I'm trying to tell you. That I don't even try to let me touch you. Because I will touch you. I will suck you.

I will fuck you. I will fiddle with you because that's all I'm missing. That's all I'm missing's the contact. Anything, everything but contact. I mean, that's all where it's like I can't stress this enough. You have to believe him.

You really do. You really, really do. I know that there are people out there struggling with these feelings. And if, again, if you are struggling with these feelings, cut your fucking penis off. Do it for yourself. Like, honestly, cut your penis off, cut your balls off. That's freedom.

That's freedom. Release yourself. I do think in that way, then you won't have to worry about it ever again. Cut those fucking balls right off. I'll help you. Side Stories, L-P-O-T-L at g-mell.com. Are you looking for, I'm going to start a new Kickstarter. Who do we get, who's the guy who the, the eunuch maker?

The eunuch maker. I'm about to hire him. He's a celebrity. You could get his, you could get his autograph. We could go, we'll hang, we'll do a meet and greet, we'll chop off the balls. No kids. It's going to be adults only. We're going to hang out.

We're going to have a great time, buddy. And we'll sit and we'll watch my little pony. We'll watch all this stuff you like Okay We'll keep you We'll make popcorn That's your favorite food Right

I don't even know if I'm mad at this guy I'm not I can't I don't know I can't register I can't compartmentalize my feelings I It's just

It's just of all of the performative need for clout It's such a funny Way to do it It's such a funny Like Remember me too We got it bro

We got it. Logged. Hate you, man. Well, now he's going to go to prison because he held Wikipedia. And then guess where he's going to become a force contact pedophile inside of jail? When he's like, I feel like maybe that's what it is. Maybe he just wants to go to jail. He wants the, but I also.

You got to send him to a mental hospital. Well, and that's all saying that all this is not just him being a troll. Because the very, very bottom of all of this is him just being. If he's a troll, he committed a. crime officially. Yes, he could just be straight up there. You also forget that sometimes trolls aren't good at being trolls. And so sometimes if they want to do a thing, that's

like a troll, like, you know how like people, like, the crowd thinks they're hilarious. Yeah. Right? You're not. This guy thinks that he's fucking like, he thinks that he'll like fool everybody into being a progressive, fake pedophile. But I think that he's playing

the character. That's why I think on one end, this all could be an act. And he's doing this as some, like, would he think is a way to, you know, troll the libs or whatever. And it's the worst act ever. Yeah. I think that he also then, but that, again, that doesn't cleave away the idea that he's not deeply, utterly, mentally ill, or a moron.

Yeah. You know what I mean? God, it's just. It's a part of society that. Don't touch that pedophile, because he'll touch you back. Well, not if you're an adult. Again, who knows? Who knows?

Maybe somebody can suck his dick till he likes adults. Oh. Well, speak. We lost a non-offending pedophile, Ace Freely. Non-offending pedophile, he's definitely, as far as I'm concerned, he never once offended. We're loud. You never did it. We're angry today.

Ace, it is, I believe he realized it's not freely. Yeah. It's Ace, like. Frily? It's, no, it's like, it's free, you know it's Ace. Fraily? Fraley. Oh, that's weird.

Yeah. Because he had the band, Fraley's comet. Oh. Interesting. I learned that from an old episode of Howard Stern yesterday Oh my God Because you know he knows

Every fucking random offshoot Well it's the story of Sal Governor Ali went And he looked at the paperwork That Ace Freely signed When he was guessing When Sal was new And he went through all of Ace

Fraley's paperwork To try to get his phone number So that he could call him And he was a whole bit on the show Oh my God That is so funny Yes but yeah so He died

Now they're trying to read They're trying to look into his death Well he tripped and fell while they was recording a new album and the thing is the album was called getting out of my lazy chair He tripped and he fell in a New York

Groove But now they're trying to say that they're saying Something suspicious happened I mean well he canceled this tour Because he's been fucking like falling a lot So it's like we got to see him at my bachelor party We did Yeah he was great

It was surprisingly good He really was good And so was Alice Cooper I couldn't believe Alice Cooper could move his legs Yeah, so yeah, but Ace Freelia, he tripped and fell. But the thing is that why it's back in the news, this happened last week, it's back in the news because apparently he went to a psychic in March and they said, you're going to live to a hundred. I got too confident. Got too fucking confident.

Yeah. But no more kiss. Well, yeah, you don't think he'll immediately try to replace him. I mean, they are wearing makeup. I don't think jeans. Well, the rest of them got to sign off on it. Right? Well, wasn't Ace Frey never, it was only ever legally kissed, I believe is just Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.

Oh, really? I believe that the Ace Freel got kicked out of the band. Oh, I had no idea. I'm pretty certain that they are the only official members of Kiss and that the other two rotate in and out. Interesting. Yes. I had no idea about that. Gene Simmons is a bad person.

I know that. That I do know. Yeah. And then I do know. Paul Stanley, I don't know anything about. Yeah, I don't know anything about Paul. Well, he's friends with Gene Simmons, so that's bad enough. Yeah, I mean, who knows, they might be, they might be friends.

Yeah. Like, would you say that Keith Richards and Mick Jagger are friends? Yeah. I think they're like, at this point, they're like men next door to each other at a dementia home. It sounds like with Rolling Stones, they don't even get to get, like, they don't rehearse. They literally like travel at separate buses. They show up at the show. They do the show and then they leave.

You can, you know, at this point. Yeah, they're 85. Well, now they got to replace Charlie Watts, poor guy. That's really sad. He died at 95 or whatever. And he's worked him to very end. And Mick Jagger is like a new girlfriend who's like 25 years old or something. Good for him.

He loves it. He loves it. No, I will say something positive about the Rolling Stones. I recently discovered Ron Wood's solo album. This is how nerdy I've gotten with classic rock. I'm so sick of classic rock. I'm now listening to all the solo albums of all the bands. And Ron Woods solo album, I got my own album to do.

It's phenomenal. Great. What year? I don't know this is the 70s, but it's a go listen to that if you got free time. own album to do is the worst name It really is a bad name for an album And I just put it on On a whim because I had nothing to do

74 It came out September 13th Oh Keith Richards played on it Oh well they all did That's the thing It's basically a Stone's album But then he's the lead singer

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And it's really fucking good The album was thought to be a dig at Rod Stewart Oh yeah well of course Because Rod Stewart He was Ron Wood was in Faces with Rod Stewart And then Rod Stewart

say him making fun of Ron Stewart going solo from the faces by making his own solo album called I've got my own album to do. Is this the most bitter old woman shit I've ever heard? Also, Ron Wood left the faces and joined the Rolling Stones. Why don't we talking about here? When Mitt Jones quit? God. What are we doing?

You guys want it? This is Uncle Corner. And guess what? You know what? It's nice. Do you want us to talk about vaccines? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

This is what our Uncle Corner is. Straight from non-offending pedophiles to classic rock It has to come out like this I want you understand this right now This is the inherent nature of being 41 years old There's drones in New Jersey These pedophiles are holding Wikipedia hostage And he's freely fell in a recording studio and died

If you don't like this news to us Yes and if you don't like it There's other more indoctrinated programs And you can go listen to There's plenty of comedians that are in Saudi Arabia There's plenty comedians there at the inauguration You can go and listen to them You love them

Oh Lord Oh yeah And one of the limp biscuit members died Well The bassist The bassist Sam Rivers How do you die

They don't know They haven't revealed yet It could possibly be cancer What I've heard But he had a liver transplant That's really sad Back in the day From alcohol

Did you hear that They released the thing With Jane Goodall How she died too Yeah She died of Terminal orgasm in a muck bang Yeah

Yeah She was eating a bunch of She was eating a bunch of bananas and these chips. Chimps ate her pussy out until she pledged enough. Yeah, you can't peel that back. I really wish that they wouldn't release these things. Yeah, the thing is, because I wanted the mystery. I actually thought it would be nicer if she just died.

When I heard that chimps chew off lips, I didn't know they meant those lips. Oh, apparently, Danny Lips didn't get it. They don't even like lips on ceramic dolls. They go with those. Can we track how many listeners we lose throughout the episode? I hope we lose everyone. If you're still listening, you're damage. Yeah, I hope you lose every single one of you.

Live from your grave. Well, speaking of listeners, maybe we get to some of their mail. Oh, sure. It's a listener, male experience. Read it now, reading it now. With Henry Sobrowski and Ed Larson. That's funny except for how much non-offending pedophile material we just did. it's a really nice stinger

in the fact that we just did. Any other episode. Any other episode, it might work. Thanks, Rob. It's very cute. Is it from children or who sent that in? That's from T.M. Novak. He did a collab with his daughter on that one. Wow, great. Thanks. I've got your real, rethinking that collab now.

Well, I'm glad that that non-offending pedophile won't do anything. Here we go. The Pervert Poultergeist. My store takes place in Austin, Texas. For those not familiar with our capital city, downtown is a blend of shiny Techbro High Rises, condos, and historical buildings. A mile west of the city, the glass and concrete turned into cute 100-year-old wood frame houses, now mostly converted to businesses.

We're coming for it. We're sucking up your real estate. We're sucking it all up. We're going to take all the things from you. Blowing your real estate. My hair of stylists, we'll call her Rosie. Always wanted to own her own salon. She moved into a 1920s 800-square-foot house off of West 6th Street

and became one of those trendy businesses herself. Space was tight, dark, and wood floors creaked. But it was balanced by large gold mirrors, stylish chairs, and bold pops of color. She had achieved her dream. Rosie also claimed the house came with a resident. She described the feeling of the presence of an old man or grandpa in the house. She would see him in the corner of the mirror As she cut and colored her client's hair

She would catch a reflection of him In the glass of the framed artwork Above the shampoo chairs She'd hear him shuffle Up and down the hallways When the day got quiet She said he had a warm grandfatherly vibe And it felt like he was watching over her

In her business She became so attached That if she went more than three or four days Without some sort of interaction She'd start to sort of worry about his well-being after three years I'd never seen or felt the damn thing in that house I'm pretty sensitive to the supernatural

I've seen full-bodied apparitions heard disembodied voices even became violently ill at Greyfriars Kirk which is the outdoor concentration camp inside of in Edinburgh the center of Edinburgh is rocking really fucking fucked up so when I felt out a concentration camp in Scotland

well it was an outdoor prison yard it was a cemetery that was built using the bones of the hundreds of thousands of people that were starved to death on open fields. Yeah. And Burr's creepy. Well, what are you going to do? You got all those bones. You've got to build something. Hey, tell me. So one hot Texas

Friday night, that's literally the reason they gave. Yeah. They had to do something with the bodies. There were so many bodies that they couldn't figure out what they'd do with the bodies, so they turned the bodies into building materials themselves. Same thing with the Capuchin cemetery in Rome. You know, they were like, they just gave some like weird, goofy monk 400

bodies, skeletons. Yeah, they make some art. No, they made that weird. Yeah, and he was a straight. Well, he, they had him, he did the art on his own. They, they had to keep him busy. I mean, I'm glad they did.

Yeah. Because he would have made skeletons. One hot Texas Friday night, I needed my standard haircut and color. Texas night. Most of you don't know, a haircut in a color can be quite an ordeal. Hair dye is messy, so typically the customer

takes off the top layer of clothing and puts on a protective smock. I know I do. I strip naked. I took off my top, put on my smock, and headed to the salon chair. After a few hours, Rosie finished up my hair, perfect, as usual. It was the last appointment of the day, so it was just me and Rosie in the house as the sun started to set. Being women on our own after dark in the city, Rosie's husband, we'll call him Stephen, was supposed to come on by as she locked up to make sure we got to our cars safely.

They're protecting his identity. His real name is Steve. Eddie. Bleep that. As she headed to the back to wash up She told me not to be alarmed If I heard a knock on the door Since Stephen would be arriving soon I nodded and went to the bathroom

To change back in my clothes Since it was just a two of us I let the door open As I took off my smock I stood in the bathroom And nothing but my tiny cotton bra Low slung jeans What's going on here?

And my 25-year-old bronze Latina body Admiring my new haircut and color Are you making this up? No. No, I'm horny. As I turned to put my top back on, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a man walk past the doorway quickly, stop, take a step back, and pop his head in the doorway to get a good look at me. Startled, I blurted out, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. And I quickly covered myself with my shirt. Beat red with embarrassment at Stephen seeing me like that, I threw my top on, grabbed my purse, and got out of their fast.

Trying to address the obvious, I confessed to Rosie that Stephen had access. accidentally walked in on Meetopoulos in the bathroom. She looked at me and said, Steven's not here. I had just got off the phone with him. He's 15 minutes away. I froze. No.

No, there was a man in the hallway, I said. I saw him. He walked past the bathroom door, popped his headed, and we totally startled each other. Rosie just said, completely calm, totally serious. Yes. That's the man.

That's him. Cool. And that was it for me. I ran out of there, feeling guilty as hell for not believing her all those years. I couldn't believe it took me taking my top off for that old ghost to finally show himself. I guess we all have our strength.

Honestly, show your tits more to ghosts. Yeah. Ghosts want to see tits. If you're worried about ghosts like harassing you, show me tits. It's a ghost. You know, a lot of times it's a ghost. It helps.

It alleviates things. I sure wish a ghost had showed my father herb tests. Because I feel like he only hadn't seen a bunch in a while. Yeah. I actually, what I did to make the ghost of my house happy is I got nipples tattoo. shoot of my ass. And so whenever

they show up, I just mood them and they're like, oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, because then it looks like a Bulgarians woman, big floppy milk-filled tits.

Yeah, and then you just hear the ghost masturbate and then it's just like because there's nothing to do there. It's like a white noise you go to sleep.

Yep. So relax. I just want to say, first of all, thank you to everybody that had given to my car. We're ending the episode. I want to say

thank you to everyone that even tried to give to my Kickstarter. Anytime you say thank you, we know it's over. Yes. Yes. It is over, isn't it? And I just want to say, thank you to everybody that reached out. They were very positive about the stuff we've been trying to do here. I totally get why people weren't entirely ready to give to a Kickstarter right now. I do believe that it was poorly timed. But I will say, I do think that people could maybe understand a little bit more that it's extremely difficult to get stuff done anymore. Yes. There are no outlets. There's no money to be given unless you're a Nepo, maybe, or you are legitimately a predator at this point in time. You have to either be a predator or literally in bed with the administration, and it's actually

just kind of difficult out there right now. So I do understand it being, like people being like, oh, I wish I could. The economy's bad. Totally fucking get it. Yeah. I understand. I'm going to have to, I'm going back to the drawing board. I've already found and had meetings.

I'm already doing it. We're making unbelievably friendly organisms. I'm moving ahead with it. It's too good of an idea. It's definitely going to get made in some time. I'm sorry the kick started it didn't work. It was, you know, it's so, you can't raise that kind of money these days. It's just one of those, I don't really care.

One thing that got to me was people sending really extremely mean messages, sort of just about the thing in general. And I think that's one of those where I don't think that everybody understands that you're chasing all the people that have hearts away from the industry. And so what I would say is said, it's hard. It's just hard out there. So I just kind of put it out there. Just remember. I obviously, I'm impervious to you, and as far as I'm concerned, I'll burn you all alive. But I do want you to know that there are little people in here, that it makes stuff.

And we're really trying to make stuff that's good. And I know everybody thought it was, like, funny to talk about how I was just trying to make a movie to have sex with Jenna Hayes when that's not how that works. It's not really how it works. The movie was one scene in the movie, and you guys all blew it out. And you guys, oddly, those people who talk like that kind of sounded like a big old weird prudes to me. You actually sound like a bunch of, like, weird little purists. They would have donated, though. I feel like they're allowed to say it.

Yes. Yes. But I do believe the people that immediately had knee-jerk reactions about Jenna Hayes, I thought was very interesting as well because it showed that you're not as progressive as maybe some of you think you are. So I would say, but just I would remember that. So I remember that too. So, but otherwise, we're fucking keeping crushing here. You got, you have fucking investors.

It's getting made one way or another. I'm not even, I'm just saying, when you rank in a movie, from scratch, man, it takes like eight years. It's also, not only does it take it eight years, but a movie's kind of like a baby where people say, how much money do you need to make a movie? And that movie says

how much do you have? Like, that is just how it works. It can go from $0 to fucking $250 million, it'll take as much money as you want to give it. So I was already putting my money in. I'd already put in a bunch of chunk. I've already put in chunks of money. I've already paid

for marketing or paid all these other things. So it also wasn't completely coming out of my pocket, but now it is completely coming out of my pocket. So it is happening because I'm going to make it happen because I want to make a movie. And it's really about the making of the thing. And it's just important to remember that we're all trying to make stuff. So that's kind of what I try to remember too. When I am hard on a movie that's not very good, I do try to remember that it got made and how hard that fucking is. And I try to also remember that when I go and watch seven episodes of a television series, that's two years, three years, four years,

of somebody's life that you watch in an afternoon and then sometimes people are like, all right, next. Yes. Done, thanks. I mean, I'm like that. And it's like, that was years of somebody's life making that. So we're just kind of, we're in a place here. You wonder why

money guys have taken over the entire industry. It's because they want to, because slop is reliable. Yeah. And that's what they, that's what they're looking for. They're looking for as much big buckets of slop that they can serve you because that is what you're eating. It's also like you remember you have to properly pay the staff and there's so much involved in it.

Everybody has to be paid because we're not doing it the old ways anymore. We're not doing it on a wish and a prayer. Everybody has to be paid. Everybody these are living. These are artists trying to live a life. And you got to understand too, I'm the last one making anything. So when you're the EP star of a movie, the reason why I'm the EP and stars because I'm free. Yes.

Yeah, you are free. I'm free. That means you don't got to pay me to be in my movie. You're going to pay me to executive produce my movie. So, so those, but to everybody that gets it... How did you feel about the scene that I pitched it? Do you think it's going to go in? You don't remember the scene I pitched it for myself?

Yes, yes. Yes, I liked it. You liked it. Good, hell yeah. I was real proud of that scene. No, we got stuff. No, and so we're doing it. But it's like, to everybody who gets it, you get it. And for those of you that are maybe don't quite get it yet, just like, just no.

We're all sadly little pink little chihuahuas in here. I wish we weren't. But I will tell you, and I will kill your family. Yeah, but, you know, you want to see an alien movie that's very stupid and silly. If I can find some people who have some money and send them the side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-Mill.com. I'm untouched by your criticisms, but at the same time, I will pluck your eyeballs out. Yeah. So I don't know what that says about me.

Anytime someone writes anything mean about me, I just know that their life is horrible. Well, that I do understand. That I understand. But also, it's not that. I guess it's just one of those of just understanding. It's just all, it's fun, hard, and. at many different levels. And so, yes,

thankfully, I'm not digging ditches. I don't have a real job. Yes. But it's still got, it's got other things. Mm-hmm. So,

it's poor to remember. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait to be a part of it. It's definitely going to happen. I'm fucking excited. No, it's awesome. And what is happening is Vampire the Masquerade. LPNRP,

Blybath, Wambire. It is coming on on October 29th. We already have, our episodes are in the can. We're shooting even more now. So that is, that is ready to go,

and it will be released to all of you. Go check out our trailer. It's going to be on our YouTube channel, LPN TV. And we will see it all. And it's with me, my sister, and Ross Bryant, who is a legit, legit RPG player. Yeah. And it's all run by Jared Logan.

Jared Logan's unbelievable. Who's a genius? He's the best at this show. He's the best in the business. Yeah, he really is. I can't believe. I'm so happy he's involved with us. And it's extremely, and we're doing sort of the,

just so you know why we're even entering into the RPG space, which is we're doing something that is, very, very different than what even Dimension 20 does or what those other groups do because we're going really fucking dark. Yeah. And they can't even remember what they're doing over there

at Dimension 20. Tell me about it. Also praise Hail Rob's cat. Oh, yes. DJ Longtail has went over the rainbow bridge. Yes. Thank you. And I'm very sad for you, Rob. Thank you. I'm sorry about you, cat. Hail DJ Longtail.

Now, if only a He's now advertising for a human woman. Yeah. Yeah, we've got to replace this cat or a human woman. One human woman. We got some dates coming up before we head out of here. This weekend, Henry and I are going to be in Redway at the Mateo Community Center. If you haven't gotten your tickets for that yet, come, check us out.

We're there with Billy Wayne Davis. We're going to be given some prizes away for our costume contest. They're not great. But they are there. They are there. And we're going to be in full costume. so I want you to be in full costume too. Yeah, my costume gets in tomorrow before we leave.

I'm cutting it by the wire. If not, I'm dressing in weed. And then October 25th, all three of us are going to be at the Fox Theater in Oakland for last podcast on the Left Live. Come and check that out. There's still tickets available for that. And then here's some other dates. These are mixed in my stand-up, side story shows, but there's lots of stuff coming down

the road. I just fucking booked a bunch of stuff. I expect to see you people out there. On November 2nd, the day before the crime wave cruise, I'm doing a set in Miami at the Dead Flamingo Club. Come and check that out. If you're coming to the cruise, come to this before. All these links are on edictunes.com. So go and check that out there.

This cruise is going to be fucking ridiculous. Yes. No, we're dressing up. I'm buying outfits. I'm trying to wear different shit. Julie and Natalie are planning stuff out very well. We're going to have a lot of fun on this fucking cruise. I am not a fan of cruises.

I am so excited for this. I can't even say, I can't fucking wait. Yeah, I can't wait. And then on November 8th, I'm going to be in Orlando with my buddy Disney Dan Becker doing Dead Men Tells Some Tales at the Conduit Theater at 4 p.m. Henry, I'm doing a 4 p.m. show. I'm excited. We've won. I feel like I've finally fucking, yes.

7 o'clock shows. 7 o'clock. That's what we want. We want 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock shows. Yeah, I don't think anyone's against a 5 p.m. show. Well, the problem is from work. I think 6 is probably the latest. Yes.

I'm a weekend, you do whatever. I think six is probably the latest we can maybe push it, but we're trying to be able to eat dinner after these shows, guys. It's better than me showing up all fucking bloated on steak. We want to eat dinner after the shows. This is about us. Do you want to be, you have to allow some things for your uncles. Yes.

You have to allow some things. As we get older, our lives change. I just, all we want to eat is a big sloppy meal. And I honestly think that if we get our shows earlier, maybe we can start working with restaurants, big group meals after the shows we can all go to. Yeah, V.I. Eats. Write that down.

Eat and greet. Eat and greet. Oh, my God. Dude, we got to do an eating greet. I would love to do an eat greet. We have to do an eat greet. Oh, we're doing one. Yeah.

One of these side stories. During one of these side stories, we're doing an eat greet. We have to figure out what that. We got, oh my God, yes. Yeah. So November 16th, Mike Drop Comedy, San Diego. I'm doing that show with Amber Nelson, Ashley, Roberts and Julie Rosing.

December 7th, we got side stories in Vegas at Wise Guys. That's going to be a lot of fun. And then January 4th, I'm in Oxnard, Ed Larson and Friends. Dude, I book Carolina. Jake and Holden, I'm making them reunite and do a set together. I love it. Julia Johns are going to be on that show. And then

I'm going to be in San Francisco on Wednesday, February 18th, and that is leading up to our big side stories run in Alaska. We're going to Alaska in February. So you're welcome, Alaska. Come hang out with We're going to be in Anchorage on February 20th and Fairbanks on February 21st. Also shout out to everyone who just fucking, they just had a huge national disaster and they had to move like a whole like community of people to Anchorage.

So it's a everything's fucked up. Make sure you you check that out. Donate if you can't. Well, we can't wait to fucking come. I can't wait to be there. It's going to be amazing. I'm finally going to see Alaska. Chuck it off the list.

And let's end the show. Dude. Thank you guys so much. And again, I really do love you, many ways. Yeah, I think you're cool, too. Hail Satan. Hail the cat, long-tale. DJ Long-Tale.

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