Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Hellish Rebuke

Episode Date: March 13, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: an AMBER Alert case shrouded in mystery, Alex Jones gets a DWI, space bubbles, a daughter decapitates her mother, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Honestly if all my shits canceled for the next two weeks, I'm just fucking I am cheap in it down Yeah, I got a bunch of hash the other day. No, well, wow color me surprised, but I remember when hash Hash used to be like illicit. I remember in Florida State We used to have we had one buddy that had a buddy that was in Afghanistan, right? And that brave what was he doing in Afghanistan? He was a soldier, right? I think he was honestly, he might have been a hot dog salesman But what he did for our boys, he was a hot dog salesman for our boys, but what he used to do is send us hash

flattened underneath a stamp on a postcard and then we take it in like like little fucking Trembly hand fucking weed spy scientists You could see me holding an eddy over a teak We used to put about old-fashioned tea kettle. This is true And wave it over the tea kettle until you could slowly peel the stamp off to get the button a hash From the bottom you're you're getting this mail to you like how Harvey Weinstein is gonna have to get all of his viagra Mail to him for the next 23 years in prison. Well, he just wants to be hard so he can look at it Remember, I want that hash just to have something like just something for me

But now so I could just go I don't go to the store I went to the fucking store and bought hash and then but I got to tell you what though I forgot about that high because I definitely forgot I was walking upstairs. Oh Those I went I went to go let Wendy out and I walked up the stairs And then I was like, what was I doing and I'm just standing those stairs and I had just made the decision to let Wendy out about like Five seconds for right. I completely lost all track of time or space. Well, that's great. Then you can relate to Joe Biden I Am been hanging out with Henry Zabrowski

Going up the steps like he's a character from nightmare on Elm Street as the steps turn to oatmeal as he struggles to go upstairs Nothing gives me more. I don't know confidence in our country that Joe Biden soon soon He's gonna take the reins of this country his capable hands and his weird old man mouth And he's gonna suck on a bunch of fingers and I'm really really excited to see what he can do. Absolutely speaking of things That should be canceled. We have no clue what's gonna happen with our book tour currently no idea We have no idea people. I've been I'm getting a lot of questions people asking us if we're gonna postpone the dates because of

COVID-19 I have no fucking clue yet We're waiting to hear from the cities and they're gonna tell us what to do Obviously, none of us are happy about any of this horseshit Also, we don't we are just as vulnerable as you are when it comes to getting new information We're just waiting like gerbils at the teeth of the government to give us the smallest amount of information Do you think gerbil suck on teats? Oh well, no There's little water bottle things that they have with a little ball on it It's kind of teat like in the way that you if you were a gerbil

You would have died because you didn't you weren't strong enough to suckle Yes, you actually have to have the ability to No, no, no, you do it with the tongue you push the tongue the ball up with the tongue and then you get the water in there Now it's not like sucking on a nipple But then I was just thinking of a bunch of gerbils hanging from a big busty woman's breasts and that that's just a whole thing Going on my mind that is a whole thing as soon as we know we will let you know What's absolutely about all of this horseshit don't know continue to wash your hands. I don't know That's the only I could say what people doing before covering themselves in dookie and then washing it off with their own urine

What were people doing before everyone decided to you irreversibly wash their hands the human monkey? a dirty filthy naughty monkey and sometimes he forgets, but I will I You know and I do suffer from some OCD shit and it really is hard to like did I just touch my fucking face? Did I just touch my face? But then I watched an expert recently talking about how essentially You're if you're gonna get it you're gonna get it in there It's like people get you can get it from someone within six feet of staying in there And so what I'm doing I'm help I'm gonna juice the economy because the economy is not doing very well right now I'm gonna buy a ps4 and I am going to do my duty to my country

Wow, I'm gonna sit with my new pile of hash with a list of video games that I'm gonna sit alone in my own grime and Let my own ass get sick from whatever comes through my mouth Wow a true patriot Henry Zabrowski willing to be lazy for you when it comes to Corona We will be talking about that more on able against top-out. We'll go into some of the more goofy conspiracy theories And what this means to the markets good time to invest it is truly if you have a couple of dollars throw it into the market This is actually a good time for that. Just sound like such a big drunk Jim Kramer That's just Jim Kramer. You think that man is sober Okay, didn't he take he like took a call from the president on air the other day, which is fucking really

Yes, well, that's no fucking clue. That's his favorite fan, but I had a wonderful time I want to thank the people of Syracuse Albany and in Hartford. I was at the funny bones showing hail yourself America Thank you all so much for coming out and Henry everyone loves you. They all love Marcus. So I spread the love to you One of the listeners one of the great fans. I believe this was in Hartford They gave me a D&D card Henry and I signed one of theirs was for a You're saying it you're saying a D&D card or like my mother describing a movie. She doesn't know is it a magic card It's a magic card. Yes, and so so Henry, but this is a very powerful card So anytime you say something oh, then you're a good as you're talking about pudding or something and I interrupt by the way

Thanks to everyone who's given to our patreon put the good podcast is Up there and you hear me just burp into my own mouth I listened very about 14 seconds, and I was like it's as if he's here with me now Episode two is coming out this weekend. Wonderful. So this This card has a range of 60 feet much more powerful than corona It has a duration of instantaneous and it is casting time is one reaction. It is the hellish rebuke So Henry you're gonna cast do you know how to cast the magic card? Do you know how to do that? Yes, I do because there is very simple instructions here

You point your finger at the creature that damaged you Henry Zabrowski And the in the great you you are you are momentarily surrounded by hellish flames. You're burning in hellish flames I sent you the hellish rebuke Yes, it's working doesn't work. That's just my rash creature must make a dexterity saving throw It takes you defy your damage on a fail save or half as much damage on a successful one Oh, it is a D&D card. You might be correct. Do you read the label of it? You have the role then you had then that is a D&D card. Does it say dungeons and dragons? It's his warlock on the bottom left-hand corner. No

The back is a guy named Mickey Burr blur who wants me to plug his music, but I don't know if it's any good But he was very nice Well, thank you very much. So anyway, I'm gonna keep this with me every single day And on tour Henry, you might just find yourself getting a hellish rebuke. Hey, man I'll take a hellish but I will do that dexterity role and I have been doing yoga So I might get some bumps from that. So I actually a couple corrections and a couple answered questions from last week before We're getting to this week's story. This one comes from our he says I'm a cop from England Please don't reveal my identity or do the bloody Hugh Grant voice if you read this

Because I guess he was very mad about the last British reader I did and so he's like, oh my goodness from London So I guess you sound like that. So I'm sorry that I did that. Please. Don't beat the shit out of me when we're in the UK So this is Ben's word. So we said number one. We wanted to get the answer on can you get HIV from just semen in a syringe jam your butts, okay? I got a hundred emails saying yes, of course, you're moron. So thank you I'm a guy totally get it. But then we asked what the hell is anti-disease medication And so in short, it's one of the most hellish three months a human being can endure outside of actual torture involving the Spanish donkey I don't I think I know what that is. We're all briefed on anti-disease medication when we join It's a risk of our jobs as we may suffer a needle strike or get bitten or spat at by some fucker with infectious disease

Needle strikes can happen when people hide used IV needles in their waistband socks bags or up their arse We've seen some razor blades and they like inside the foreskin Don't ask whoa needles aren't illegal and normally we'll tell them where to get free clean needles that they tell us where the needles Are hidden so we don't get poked Henry. I might just have to take you back. I'm sorry. I think that I do have to ask How do you get the razor blade into the foreskin? Wouldn't that just not wouldn't that just circumcise you? I think you need to play like links on Carina or something You have to do something like a you have to charm the foreskin back. You might have to make him hard You might have to put the put the razor blade on the penis and make him soft and have it suck it in

So she said if we get poked after asking them they've committed an offense and where they're going to go to jail so anti-disease medication is normally a three month course of of combination of drugs which will cause hair loss insane vomiting and diarrhea It's not uncommon to shit out blood and vomit the same your skin peels off and you'll get a sensation which is freezing cold And constant sunburn. You'll be incredibly thirsty, but water will taste like acid It's not always effective But I've heard some doctors say they prefer to actually just live with the hiv Instead because it is a manageable disease, which is I imagine

Very controversial. Well, it's difficult, but you can do it now. Yes, but it's called prep Uh, and there's also there's a post version of it's like post prep. But so that is what so that is very interesting I learned about that another thing I want to say is a correction On orcs. Yes. I know I I know I have mixed up orcs in the urechai last time where I said orcs came from eggs I know that I want to thank all the vigilant nerds up there that helped me understand that Um orcs are turned elves and can have a moral base, but I would say that about you as well I still think that that is you are an orc. I'm pointing. I guess I'm pointing out. Oh, are you really hellish rebuke? You're in flames. You're in flames. There any roll. Oh, but what what that's probably me now

I want pizza gave me an out but those are the two things I just wanted to say thank you guys for always for emails and for correcting us even when it makes me want to blow my brains out Let's take a look at our first story, but I do think but going back with the orcs I did read a few and they said I'm just happy that you said they had a moral compass Because that was the only thing I was trying to say in Lord of the Rings. It was one side of the story That was the war orc the orcs. They were upset They are inherently they are evil and they were purposely built and bred for evil purposes But somewhere deep inside an orc can be touched until they feel feelings again

Okay, good to know just want to remind people out there. You can also change You can also change. It's true. I believe change is available for everyone. That's right. I do believe that ask your fellow Ask your local friendly defense attorney. Absolutely. All right, so this I want to talk about this case a little bit This comes out of Tennessee So this is a and I it is just shocking How close the facts are like one by one by one to Casey anthony, right? This is megan boswell. Uh, this is so on amber alert was this comes from heavy.com One of those like five fast facts, but it helps you understand a little breakdown of it an amber alert was issued on february 18th

2020 for evalyn may boswell a 15 month old child missing in sullivan county, tennessee Although evalyn was last seen on december 26 2019 So almost four months ago. She was not reported missing until february 18th exactly like ac anthony Yes, evalyn's mother megan boswell had full custody of her daughter at the time of her disappearance But it's unclear why she did not report her missing. We know why we now know why Okay, but this is the question Why would it be is there any other reason why someone would not report their child missing other than

They murdered them because unless they happen over and over again where it's just like, what if I don't say anything? Maybe it just goes away, but like it doesn't People keep asking them people keep asking about my baby and I tell my baby none of their difference I um Believe that unless you are a mad scientist trying to make your baby a better baby A future baby. That's the only that's the only true. I want to say I don't know if it's a good reason But it's the only real reason to keep a baby hidden for months because you're adding cyber eyes to her

Plucking out or fucking you're cut you're pulling out her tongue and putting like a rope in there that can like snap at flies Like a robot little frog. Yeah, that's kind of fun Like a teenage mutant ninja turtle villain or like maybe you send them to one of those ninja training facilities Like the one that wane opened up in the uh in the donut store in wanes world 2 This is all much more fun. And this is all much more fun than what really happened because they they found Evelyn's body on the land of megan boswell's parents now on march 6 the tennessee bureau of investigation Posted on twitter that they had found remains believed to be evalence as of yesterday

It was confirmed that you're in fact Evelyn boswell's two individuals already been arrested in north carolina in connection with the case That is her uh, it looks like Her mother angela may boswell who is 42 megan boswell is 19 years old. William mccloud is 33 I guess her boyfriend. They were transferred the mother's boyfriend They were transferred back to tennessee for questioning on february 25th Finally megan boswell was also arrested now what they're saying right now There's not a lot of facts out there But what they are saying is that the the reason why they uh fault the reason why they arrested her was this false reporting

Apparently they she got a 25 000 dollar bail on her for lying to the police essentially or what they say is that she made an Amber alert for no reason right and they there's several statements that they've made that they called Inculpable she's made several inculpable statements, which means she has been obviously lying Um, as henry said it's actually I believe her grandmother Angela boswell and her boyfriend have been arrested so i'm not sure that's your grandmother Mother evaline's grandmother. I apologize the baby's grandmother. Yes, so her mother. Yes, it is her. Okay, uh, But now I mean so she's on bail so now evaline may boswell She was missing for two months before her grandfather called the authorities evaline boswell was declared missing on february 18th

2020 in the tennessee database of missing children evaline's name appears with a note evaline was entered as a missing child But was reportedly last seen in december 26 2019 But with the so the parents are the ones that called it in Okay, that and also that is where they found the body was on her parents property Oh, according to the judge they reset the case to be tried on march 24th after Angela boswell said that her daughter was having trouble finding an attorney because quote the stigma Around the case and you know there might be a small stigma

Around a mother who kills her daughter or son But at the same time if she can't find a defense attorney then our entire system is broken That entire system is broken, but she's supposed to be able to she will get one eventually Yeah, but it is it's heartbreaking little girl is a little girl is dead and she Is doing kind of what is now I hate to say classic signs have somebody covering something up where she Is like laughing in prison. She's laughing at her hearing. She's like bumbling around. She's very strange But she's also very young. They said what was weird about her is that she had three different facebook accounts

I guess that's what they said. It was weird about her besides just killing her child But she uh her the father of the child is a u.s. Army soldier on active duty Um, but she had full custody of the kid during this time period. Is he deployed or is he around? Do we know he is deployed? He's an active duty. Oh my god. It's hard enough to be overseas and then you read that. No, he's in Louisiana Oh, he is in Louisiana. Okay, but he's dealing with it He's trying to he was he was all out trying to find the kid during February, but now that they found the remains It's you know, who knows but the the coroner's report on the daughter's body is now being also being I forget what the term

It's being held so that we we don't know what those details are yet But she had three different accounts She won a Maggie Wood and this one has the same cover photo of Evelyn that tbi's was using for the amber alert The picture was uploaded in November 3rd 2019 Uh, which was hunter wood Was uh Megan's ex boyfriend Which may be why this profile has his last name Well, she got super serious with the dude because she's a crazy person and she changed her facebook account to reflect your boyfriend's last name

No, that is so by the way, if you're out there you're on a couple of dates You're hitting it off here to tgi fridays. Everyone's having fun drinking one dollar margs Please god don't scare them away. Whether you're a man or a woman. Just keep your last name until you are legally forced to change it And even then just hyphenate it Just I or do whatever you want. We do do whatever you want, but just wait. Just get about this What about this? Why not combine the name? So it's for you. It's gene and zebrowski Jebrowski jebrowski jebrowski. That's a good last name Maybe we get rid of the hyphen we get rid of the replacing of the last names because it's strange to end your family history

Your family family dynasty just be dynasty just because you marry somebody I'd say you have to merge the names together You could you start a whole new thing or make a whole new name altogether Like you know natalie and I could be natalie and henry and bruglia That'd be kind of nice and then she's got to be she's a double for natalie and bruglia. That's what I thought of You have just wow. I don't know if natalie would love having the last name of the singer that you jerked off to when you were 12 years old Attached to her name. Bring it all under one tent. So I'm just always horny Um, she had another facebook group just called the facebook page. She's called maggie baswell

Which was good. Which was her current one I guess one that she was also using and then she had one for megan one under the name megan nicole kis k y s Which is from 2017. They don't know why Okay, she posted about her daughter in september 2019 that she is now she deleted the post afterwards But she posted i'm not the best mom in the world But I try so hard for this little beauty I can't even explain the love I feel for her and I know she loves me too Lately my life's been real sucky

But she'll come out and reach for me and say mom mom and my heart melts and i'm reminded of her Unconditional love you could say whatever you want about me being a young mom But I promise you my life is so much better with this angel My life wasn't ruined when I had her She gave me a purpose and a reason to wake up every day and to better myself There's no love like the love from your child. All right So obviously everything is completely opposite of what it should be You should have a child when you are ready to care for it not it care for you

I think you would want to help it along and become the person that it Should be to be the best person it possibly can be to become a good member of society Obviously this girl was not ready for a child and the most heartbreaking piece of information for me is that um Little evelyn was found next to her clothing diapers and toys. No, it's bad. It's just so sad to think about I I guess in her mind she left the toys and what do you think about this, henry? Maybe she left the toys the clothes the diapers. That's all she that's like it then she's like, oh well I guess I did it clear out the room clear out the diapers. I mean, it's just so sad

We've talked about it on last podcast more often than not that sometimes Like I think a lot of people think that if you're simple, you're nice You know what I mean? Like if you're a simple person like all you do is like I sure like how clouds are ice cream and like I know that that is that does make sense like You see simple some simple people and you're like What is an expression of god's love that is but sometimes? symbols Are very mean. I don't first of all. I don't know if the term symbols is appropriate. That's number one

I'm not even talking about clinically simple. I'm talking about just a normal just plain old stupid I think that you can be malignantly stupid Yes, I agree You are the type of person where you could see it in that pattern where she put the body out with the toys and stuff and did like a gerbil burial to use the other the same animal again where she's like Well, now she could use her toes in heaven and you're like, no, you're you're you're a deadly maniac Actually, like this is not it. This is not nice. This is not egypt. This is not classical egypt

You can't create a little tomb for the baby and then it's cool. It's actually the opposite of cool. Oh, yeah It's not like cleopatra. Uh, cleopatra. I love cleopatra. I loved her Uh, the the sister that no one spoke about of cleopatra. Cleopatra. Yeah, they call me cleopatra. I don't know why Did she use this her sister used to dance at dunes? Now coming to the stage anyway, um, so yes, as henry said that the the Parallels between that and casey anthony are are definitely there We will see especially with the parents covering it up carriage of justice when it comes to the final conclusion But what was that?

Especially with the parents covering it up It looks like the parents are now somehow involved in the story and all of its information will come out But I just kind of wanted to start it because it'll be one of those we keep a running tab on and also lori valo They they lowered her a bale Uh, and the lori valo chad but debil case they lowered the bale because technically for child endangerment The most bale that they can hold you under is 25 g's and she was under she was on her bale I believe was five million dollars and they lowered it to one million dollars to sort of Give their hurt defense attorneys say like okay, we'll lower it

But where the fuck your kids because that's another group of missing kids that are just gone Yeah, and that's what happened here in this case as well megan boswell again arrested fried Um arrested in february her bond was increased to 150 000 from 25 000 monday after prosecutors spoke of boswell's ties To other states and charges of false statements. So it was 25 g now. It's 150 g I have a feeling her family won't be able to spring her Um, so it looks like as if she will be spending The time awaiting trial behind bars. All right. Well, let's get to a story. That's a little bit more upbeat. No death involved Uh, as a matter of fact this except for the death of certain rights of our citizens in this country

And the death of some sorry. I'll tell you what sometimes a man needs to have a couple of beers at dinner And he needs to and yeah, he drove for himself there. So how the hell is he supposed to get home? so alex jones the once Mildly lovable conspiracy theorist because he didn't help put a president in office back when alex jones was just a fringe character We could look at him and we could laugh all about the juice boxes are making the kids gay And it was like really funny, but the president called in and was like, thank you so much for getting me elected Um, and then it's like, oh my god the guy who says that uh, chem trails are making all of our kids dress Very strange and get green hair is now has the ear of the president

But alex jones the conspiracy theorist was just charged with dwi near austin. This story reads Like a country music song. So he's at dinner with his wife. They're eating sushi Which I am surprised that alex jones would let the japanese get that close to his heart I feel like alex jones is someone who's like, I don't eat it raw. You better cook it. I know what they're doing There's a lot. There's a lot of iron. There's a lot of there's there's uh, there's nuclear waste and there's in the sushi In the tuna in the suit in the tuna sashimi He's at sushi eating with his wife somehow And I don't know how they can even do this over a bottle of sake, which is a very calming liquor

Somehow they get into a fight What? I can't imagine I can't imagine fighting with alex jones I know you imagine what it's like alex jones is your fucking husband And you just have to deal with him just trying to use a chop six being like There's a goddamn conspiracy. I can't use a fork and a knife. Tell me i'm a i'm not a leet So alex jones isn't in a fight with his wife. We have really no idea about what but we can assume He's trying to get this fucking get the chop six in his big fucking swollen booze mitts This is what come on. I just think I could stab it. I'll stop fucking stab you tell me I'm making scene

You tell me I'm making the scene wife unnamed wife alex. Okay. Yeah, we'll just get the check We're just gonna go alex is acting. Yeah, and you know what I've just decided that this is i'm I'm a diplomat of my own personal states of america. I'm immune to bills. I'm immune to food fees There's some kind of food tax God damn it. Alex. Can you just shut up for one fucking dinner? Oh, yeah, we'll just go. Thank you. Um, so alex jones and his wife In a fight at a sushi joint eight p.m. At night the fight got so serious his wife hopped in the car She drove home, which was three miles away alex jones

Walked the three miles home. That's great Cans like he was some weird homeless child who was like some weird child who just ran away from home and was going to go Make it big in san francisco. He walked home three miles. Okay. This is incredible So he I have this from news week Are this guy written up everywhere? He's got written up everywhere jones described drinking a bottle of sake at a sushi restaurant then walking the three miles home In response to a dinner table argument with his wife. See how reasonable it sounds on the news speak right? Yeah, just a dinner table argument like all of us have with our wives

Yeah, when you and you end up walking home for three miles. Yes, that's a normal fight When the argument continued at home jones left the house for another residence owned by the info wars owned info wars founder So he has two houses in town in austin honest So he described himself as um, he said He says number one the dvi limit is an incredibly low threshold All right Because he said that he blew over the that was a blew over the 0.08 right because he said what are you going to do? And he said that they the radio show host failed both a walk and turn and a one leg stand

Further describing this walk as swaying while noting his glassy and watery eyes Now he said that he was too tired according to his live stream that he the reason why he was so wobbly on the walk In turn was because he was doing deadlifts All morning and his legs were well. I mean honestly he may the thing about this mug. Yeah, it might be the best mugshot We have ever seen I think it's he looks kind of healthier than he does when he's on television or info wars He really does the court document describes jones as cooperative talkative and carefree And now what he said in a video statement. I didn't commit a crime How do you go to a restaurant and drink a glass of wine?

And I say I did he's called his mug shot incredibly cool And then this is a I love this statement I'm not giving the globalist power. I'm not drinking a damn drop of alcohol again I'm not accusing people of something but man, dude. I don't even get a buzz into japanese restaurant eating sushi with my wife So I'm suspicious. I'm I'm empowered by freedom I have to take depressants like alcohol to suppress how empowered I am because I'm into freedom. I'm a human being man I'm a pioneer. I'm a father. I like to fight. I like to eat enchiladas. I like to cruise around the boat I like to fly around in helicopters. I like to kick tyrants' asses politically

And that's where I stand and they're probably gonna have to drop that case Well, I don't know if they're gonna drop it or not. I do love that. He was going back to that. That's a classic alex I'm a man. I breathe I'm probably blood So alex jones, he gets home after the three miles of ranting and raving Evidently that wasn't enough to cool him off the the fight continued as Henry said It did apparently get physical at some point His wife called the police and said my husband is drunk

He just left in his car the cops said what kind of car did he have? She said a black dodge charger. No joke the cop said I just passed him So he just turned around pulled him over right away and of course Of course alex jones has the same car that nicolas k chad and the movie drive angry Like it's a good car. Of course. He had a black dodge charger Do you remember when we got upsold to the black charger? Oh, okay? Hold on a second. Mr. Upsold Mr. Upsold we did an upgrade. That's when we were going to Pittsburgh to do a show We did not get upsold Henry. You actively sought out the most no baldy man's car. No, absolutely not. No

When he did was you guys were up. It was opposite. He gave me a free. I used like a free upgrade And I was like, yeah And it was just like because we had a van because you know technically it's a comfortable way to travel But it wasn't until I saw the upgrade was this with the charger And then I knew that it was just marcus fold it in the back We had to drive like two hours and he's like folded in the back and you know kissles just sitting sideways in the front seat But I'm fucking tooling around. That was a lot of fun Let's just say the dodge charger is a car for one that pretends like it's a car for like one and a super hot chick

But there is no hot chick. So you're just alone with a subway sandwich in the passenger seat But I yeah that that story also So you are such a mark where that guy was like no one wants this dodge charger because it's totally impractical And then you walk in and you're like, yep, I think I just found someone. Hey, harry manager harry I think we found someone dumpy and dumb enough To give him this dodge charger No, but the way no he saw that I I fucking needed as much as much horsepower as I can handle right You saw that I needed a fucking

Turning points that don't quit And they needed and and we I needed a 15 mile per gallon That's what I needed. I mean 15 mile per gallon. And that's what I I have to have that I have to stop for gas every 45 minutes no matter what I'm doing because it's fun to see the scenery To meet the people of the country. Yes, of course. There is nothing more It's hard to describe. Obviously we've us three have been together more. We are common law married Um by in every state and marcus is very sweet

But calm seething in the back seat as every bump we hit was very aggressive and hard Like his fucking head and he's fucking ceiling I would just look back at him and his eyes were just like So mad. He was just full of anger and rage, but he's like me and mom like listen. He's fucking puppies room He was not impressed Anyway, alex jones to his credit if his wife had not called and reported him drinking and driving He would not have been pulled over. He was only going 45 and a 40 Um

And he blew he did end up blowing not not he was not the most drunk of all the drinkers and he just was legally Too drunk to be driving. He got into a domestic of dispute. Yes, uh, which was bad for him That's right. So jones at a blood alcohol level of zero point zero seven six at a level of zero point zero seven nine The legal blood alcohol limit in texas is zero point zero eight So I actually think he is under Um, but I feel like the fact that he failed the field sobriety test is why they said, all right We're gonna take him in but to be fair it most likely will get dropped Yeah, you will get it will get dropped probably but he's he's hammered. He's yeah, because I think he was also he said straight up

That he is a lightweight is what he said, which is the same thing he said after his rogan appearance Yes, he said that he's a lightweight and that's kind of and I actually can kind of see it Because if you are just working out and not eating correctly because he is jacked He is just drinking protein chains and working out like the booze can sometimes hit you much harder So I might give him a little bit on that But unfortunately, but he doesn't archive his streams anymore So you can't even see his breakdown of it, which is like he tried to get it in front of he tried to get out in front of it I'm like joke around about it like, you know, try to control the narrative

But no he's not involved in any of the other narratives So it is difficult for him to do that and of course when it comes to alex jones This is a lighthearted story You know the true damage that that man has caused across the country Specifically to the parents of the children who died at sandy hook and and a lot of the conspiracy thought that he has fostered That has now become mainstreamed. No, it's sad It's sad because he used to be a funny character. He used to be a funny character And used to be a funny side character to society and he's he's no longer funny, which is sad

But this is funny and I think that it is and I think for him other than the domestic dispute I don't we don't know any information on that. So don't don't hold us accountable on that but um I think in his mind the word this he never wanted this reality. He always wanted to be a fringe character And for him, this is the worst possible scenario when people are less listening to him and being like But what if he's telling the truth? He was entranced for a moment about having This close of connection as he does to the to donald trump like he wasn't trans I think he got seduced by the idea of power, but he doesn't understand that the president throws every single person around him

In a direct sphere under the bus no matter what you always are thrown under the bus and so he Kind of I think maybe thought he's like now I'll always be protected not gonna like he kind of gave into it and he didn't realize no You got to stay fringe no matter what you always have to be diametrically opposed to the president Whatever the hell's going on because that's what keeps you in a bubble protected by your other Crazy people that is what allows you to stay fringe and allows you to say whatever it is The fuck it is that you want but now that you're connected to the leader of the land

Now you're going to be held up to a higher standard that I don't know if you're ready to approach And as we've been learning and I actually think right now as a country I'm feeling I don't know I had a I feel as if the power power is no longer completely Stopping people from having to deal with any consequences to their actions specifically Harvey Weinstein I think when he got 23 years He was just like looking around for Hillary Clinton somewhere and just be like but what like what the hell like Yeah, someone will come someone will save me and you're like no bro. You are you are he is Gone he is going to die in jail very very fast

And interestingly enough I credit the rise of alex jones to the internet and the downfall of these former gateholders Former elites to the internet as well. They're just on the equal playing field And so there is something small d democratic about it. I think it's highly interesting What what we're doing and now we're really seeing what's the difference between a real a social movement That is a group of people like just from their thoughts onto the internet What is different to that and then things that are actually like physical like what's really happening outside of twitter What's outside of instagram and every once in a while the two overlap and when it comes to stuff like this, especially fringe political ideas

The internet will just as much put you on a pestle Will just as much put you up as a on a pedestal as fucking hang you from on top of that pet absolutely Which is why we always take I mentioned on the last episode. I had a bit of a I had I just had one of those kind of I just had a I just had one of those Dumpy froggy brain weeks last week. That's why again. It was so great to see everyone This these past three days have been so uplifting. You guys are just so wonderful. Thank you all It's nice to see the listeners and hug you and touch you and say I love you too. How many listeners were you touching? Hundreds and that's bad for you. You're gonna. I am fine. Everyone is going to be fine

But how are you touching them is handshakes handshakes. Do you do above the do you do above the waist? Handshakes. Oh, you know, I'm just saying are you doing this? How do you do what below? I was joking about it with James Adomian last night about how it's kind of funny how like Joe Biden really only molests people from the shoulders up Ah, yes, and I wonder if you can still do that because you could still be really threatening by giving somebody a massage I don't particularly care to smell hair. I don't know why he has a fascination with it Hair is beautiful smelling. Yes, it is But that is again on the last episode I mentioned how people say I love you and I always like well, it's tough to receive I only

That's also a psychological thing that all of us have Henry and I and Marcus where we are There's a reason we talk to outside people to try to get help for our mental Um issues. Yeah, of course, but we have to but I say that also because The internet will quickly turn on you and you have to remember too if the internet is like if you're one of those people who got You did something stupid like star wars bore that the the first guy to ever go viral They were just making fun of this poor kid who was just trying to have fun in the audio visual room be star wars guy Which now is just called cosplay and it's totally normal Um, don't don't just don't take the hate seriously

And I know it's very difficult, but it will pass and uh, don't take hate seriously And also don't take love too seriously either because people say anything, but I it is nice to know You know, I feel like an important lesson maybe of the 2020s will be be true to yourself Try to find your own truths and try to like do all of I mean research every topic that you're interested in from all sides But also for yourself make sure that you are doing what makes you happy as much as humanly possible And don't worry what other people have to say about what it is that you're making or what you're putting out there Absolutely, and of course don't forget as a secular humanist as I am and Henry's a Satanist But you are your own god and it is in your best interest to be better to people because then your life will be better

But let's move on to a story that is uh, not nearly as cute as the alex joe's dui Henry brought this up to me before and let's just say not all mother Daughter relationships are healthy in this world. No, this one's uh, this one's a really challenging one This comes from our one of my favorite rags in the world the daily mail daughter 36 who cut off her 73 year old mother's head with knife and scissors before storing it in a carrier bag Taking it out to kiss in front of a family friend What is this the it's not funny, but it sounds like the end of parasite. What is happening? Why did this happen?

Odessa tammy carry 36 is charged with bludgeoning her mother in ashington She then defiled her corpse extracting the brain and slicing across on the belly The deceased body was found in her bed and her brain was in the bathroom Expert findings suggest that Odessa carry senior 73 was beaten with a mallet while face lying face down in the bed So this is this is a lot. There's a lot to this. Yes. So she she The seems she seems like a lovely woman who had no reason to be decapitated That's you know what eddie. I am just so happy that you took that stance. I it is very strange It was such a brave stance of you

Who I'm standing up for our listeners I I know are there some of our decapitated listeners need to be Defended and you know what from now on I'm not calling them headphones because some of you don't have heads They are they are audio installations audio crowns I think that's maybe maybe that helps um for unheaded listeners Yes New castle crown court heard today that the killer's daughter the killer daughter carried the severed head around in a carrier bag

Oh, the 73-year-old's headless corpse was found on her bed and her brain was in the bathroom When this is a weird way of phrasing it Mrs. Kerry's head was found at a separate address And it covered under the sink at a house where Kerry jr. Was found hiding in the loft Did it walk there? Did it walk there like it's crying? I don't think that like that is a very strange way of saying brought to a different place like it was just found So and and her head had moved her head had hired movers and it moved to a cupboard beneath the sink Ooh hunks moving junks

So mr. Lumley the one investigator said on her bed in her own home lay a desiccary senior sporty Ahead was missing and I ebbed him in her tummy had been caught open to expose the inside of her stomach In the bath in the house in a plastic container It was blood knew a pulse of brain tissue, which is it sounds more fun in a British accent. Yeah, um, but I want to say This a lot of this is really very intense the court heard the day before that her mother's body was found Kerry had taken the head to a friend's allotment, which I believe is an apartment or a house She was sitting in his shed her friend shed this time She was wiping up blood from her hands and her arms using one or more baby wipes

She had a bag with her and in the bag she carefully took a parcel of salts The contents wrapped in a pillowcase and a towel from which she produced a human head A desiccary and this is all in her fucking friend's house. You just wanted to have a nice hangout Maybe a smoke session. Maybe watch some of love is blind or whatever the newest recent show is 90 day fiance Well, if I'm her friend, I'm gonna give her a hellish rebuke. You're in flames. You're in flames. Very good Oh desiccary She spoke and kissed her mother's forehead before carefully rewrapping the head in the trout Mr. Lumley said expert findings suggest mrs. Kerry had been faced out in her bed when she was attacked and there was multiple impacts

On the back of her head, but I guess she used knives and scissors to remove The entire head which must have been very difficult. Why is it that? Why like the idea? Let's just say let's just let's let's go down the bobbin road Let's just say you got a penis here, right? And you're gonna chop it off to hear the word cut off a penis with a with a knife If you're like, okay, that that sucks, but hear the words cut off a penis with a pair of scissors It sends a different kind of chill down your spine doesn't it? I just feel like scissors are a faster way to do we're not we're I feel like a knife is a faster way to do it where scissors sound miserable

Oh God, you know because it is just cutting cutting cutting cutting cutting cutting getting with a knife We get good and sure enough you pull on the penis But again, we're talking about a penis penis you pull till it's taut and you stab at it till it comes off Where this is a woman's head where she obviously is dead first, but the idea of slowly But surely dismembering the head sounds like it is a real Hard afternoon. Yeah in the bath of the house at a plastic container. There was blood and there were parts of brain tissue There were also implements a large pair of scissors knives and a mallet

the police went to the address and Obviously in a cupboard under the sink. They also found In guideposts, please find a huge the guide post please found a human head wrapped in a pillowcase in a towel inside a carrier bag Well, hey, man, that's not none of this is good, but apparently she's not doing very well They don't know whether or not she is going to be Declared legally insane for her crimes. So we have no reason like the mom didn't I mean this woman is 36 years old So it's like the mom can't really be like you don't get playstays and privileges anymore Like there must have been something this seems like something happened when the girl was probably six years old

And it's been stewing for a very long time doing and stewing mother and daughter relationships I've heard can be fraught with mental. I want to say landmines. Yeah And this is just one of those and that's not that's not with your personal experience I don't see my sister and my mother have nothing but a perfect relationship and there's no issues in there, but the idea of them Her getting her brains blasted open. I mean honestly, this just I feel like yeah, there might have been some resentment there. I Think you you know what man? We didn't even put our detective hats on but I feel like we we were just able to solve that as citizens This is a story if you want to worry about existential fucking fears this thing came out of the vice comm their motherboard

Detect with section whatever this is by Carly Minsky. This is just I'm just gonna say this out loud Yeah, just say they're studying mysterious bubbles of nothing that eats space-time. So basically what they're saying Yeah, they are just saying that There are many ways according to physicists and I want to say according to some of the more depressed physicists There are many ways for the universe to just Spontaneously end right. We don't know the actual nature of reality kissle. Okay, very obvious. Do not be alarmed No, I'm feeling I was okay. Put the chair down sit in it. Okay. You got a beer. No That's enough alcohol

But the you know the universe is weirdly very fragile because we don't really know what it is We know that deep into space of this mass vacuums right this thing where debris floats through. Yeah, they're saying that possibly They are there's this thing called space-time decay, but we don't really know what that means with their but it's very Technical obviously, but they're covering this thing called bubbles of nothing in space-time, which is these sort of hidden extra dimensions Which is the these kind of things just pop up which are the expanding bubble It becomes an expanding bubble of literally nothing where the universe appears to eat itself It's a specific scenarios that someone wrote in this a paper in nuclear physics B journal He wrote a whole spontaneously forms in space and rapidly expands to infinity pushing to infinity anything it may meet

So it just sort of destroys the universe in an instant It's sort of like how Bloomberg has invested so much money in the market that like now it just works and works and works and works So he can just have infinite money infinite money forever because that's the way that it's going. That's what they do. Yes. Oh My god, so apparently this has been this the first paper about this was written 38 years ago and I guess this is something that Has been happening for a while and dare I say we don't know Maybe the the headline bubbles of nothing that eat space-time. I don't know. Maybe we could cover it on mainstream media

Just a second Give a look at it. Maybe somebody who can like sound intelligent can like look at it for a second But they're saying that There's something about the concept It would be interesting to work out under what conditions an observer essentially could ride on the bubble of nothing and see a Universe that is similar to the one that we live in that essentially you can kind of coast on this and that maybe what these these Universal spontaneous deaths are Universes are just big giant bubbles in a sea of other

Multi-universes and as one bubble pops it like makes room for more that it is it is very technical But it's just very interesting to just kind of sit and think about when you're super high and you wonder whether or not your whole life Can end spontaneously and then you can stop Worrying about that awkward thing you said at the stand-up show the night before to a bunch of friends It helps and I can think about now is is spider-ham real in another Because spider have to be real Well, that is truly horrifying if you want to go to buy what read that article Yes, try to understand if there are more people their physicists out there that understand a little bit more to listen to the show

I will say our talk about the can you get HIV from just come in a syringe really revealed How many doctors listen to our show which is a lot of fun? But if you're a physicist and you listen to our show you could help explain what the hell this is and I can read this in a comprehensive email to people that it could so it's not just a new Existential threat in the back of my mind. It's like something Then that would be please email us inside stories LP o TL a gmail.com absolutely would love to hear from all of you Our listeners are just incredible and very smart and I love very smart space time decay All right. Well, just lastly before we get to hear of the week. There's a bunch of hungry apes

Evidently they formed rival gangs. This is in Thailand. There was a there's a train that goes through the town the The monkeys on either side of the train never meet each other Usually Thailand is full of tourists these tourists feed the monkeys because of coronavirus There are no tourists right now. So the monkeys are getting super hungry and super pissed They've all met in the middle of the town square and they are currently fighting each other over banana peels And if you want to watch the video you can watch it on Daily Mail go to planet of the apes Hundreds of hungry monkeys swarm across Thai street as a rival gang spite over food after tourists or normally feed them stay away Because of coronavirus and you can watch the little video there and I know that they're rabid

I know they're super upset monkeys, but they're still cute It is so scary because it's just a bunch of monkeys just fighting each other in the street because one monkey has a banana And they are all very cute like and even just a pack of a dozen of them But hundreds of those little monkeys are very very intense looking, but they are they are something so they are fighting it out I'm gonna say if you're in Thailand right now And you're just a resident throw the monkeys some food although, you know, whenever you're a tourist like when I was out in Edinburgh was like I want to feed the birds and they're like don't you feed don't go down Don't you down?

So anyway, that's just that's what I was saying is they should they technically should stop feed knees monkeys You're training them to be super aggressive. That's true. I know but but seriously Henry You know how fun it is to feed a little animal. What's there? I love it? It's so cute. They're little hands. They're like You can make like a little mini burger out of your burger Yeah, you give him a chunk and you watch him eat it is fun. It is cute to see what we could have been Cuz that's what it is monkeys are just like Dumber people man

You give them little jobs give them little badges and stuff I'm gonna rest other monkeys that'd be fun to do have them police their own kind. I agree. Well speaking of Uh, maybe perhaps dumber people depending on your perspective. Let's do a hero of the week All right, this week's hero of the week a lot of older Americans You know, I actually like older Americans who say like oven drag like Ivan Drago said if he dies He dies. He dies. They say if I die I die. There's a lot of cruise the cruise is going on and older people are saying You know what screw coronavirus? I'm going on a cruise and I want to I want to give a shout out to Alicia Pris below so God I'm from Wisconsin. I'm actually gonna get in trouble for this. It's very polly. It's P R Z Y

B Y L O W. I said it to me said it to me in an email. I'll tell you how to say it All right, here we go. Let's test this is this is inside the show a little game We're playing called test Henry's Polish abilities. Okay. I'm gonna say, um, okay Pris billwitz pris billwitz honestly is that you think pris bill? Okay. Yeah, Alicia Pris billwitz. All right, you pass the Polish exam for the day. Oh, that's amazing So she says she's still greeting neighbors with a big with a big smile and an and an outstretched hand She says I'm a handshaker. I think I will always be a handshaker and a hugger this 64 year old said She says when it comes to worries about coronavirus

She says it seems that it's been blown out of proportion not far away at house in the same community Judy Newman 66 She says I don't care. I like to shake hands. She says we don't know how this is going to spread in this community She said we're all older here. This place is full of people who go on cruises all the time They go on safaris and I don't see them curtailing their activities as much as I would so there I will the hero of the week is just people who say get out there and do it and if you die You know what you die? I will say at least those are those are three voters. I don't want to round out So bye bye That's what you want to do. Well, yeah cruises are also I mean cuz I had I had explained to my parents as well

Like cuz they were talking about it. They're like, I don't understand like I would say just stay home You're the you are though the ones that it gets does your father younger ones your father is is So like corona is just like looking looking for him They might just be here for your dad and it might go away after they find him. He truly doesn't leave the house So it doesn't matter. He's just smoking technically and all of his doctors will say stuff like it's like his lungs have used The cigarette smoke as a protection And it's like we need to study him they're gonna study him like Ozzy Osbourne I don't know how he still smokes three fucking packs a day because he really does and he says he only has they say only has a light

emphysema that is Honestly, my huge I my uncle was the same way He died at 85 of brain cancer nothing to do with smoking his lungs were totally safe and he smoked just like that He was in Germany They said it was because the air is really good in the country that he was in the in the area of the country of Germany They're like well the air is really clean here So they also say that if you live in a city and you don't smoke you're just as bad as someone who does smoke but leaves lives

Are you getting news from the bus stop? From a cigarette stand You tell me the bus stop isn't a great place to listen to the news People's mind the people's thoughts the people's thought that that's what this is all about So anyway here of the week, and that's more of a statement Don't be scared go out live your life and understand the consequences, but just be safe take precautions and Trust that you will be okay. Yeah, if you got some pregnancy in there, though I guess they would be careful. Yeah, all right. Here we go. We got this go. We got some listen letters

So this comes from me It was a lovely summer evening me and my mother and a couple of neighbors were driving back home from a birthday party of a friend My father had preferred to stay home that day for he was already an older gentleman at the time already to clarify I was like 13 years old when this happened We reached your destination the parking lot of the three-story apartment building where we lived the car was parked all of us got out But stayed around we were just chatting by the car the bedroom windows of our apartment were right above the parking lot at a habit I looked up at our windows and I saw my father's face in my parents bedroom window He looked very pale and thin and off

But I smiled and waved at him thinking it was just the distance or the angle or something made him look not normal He stood perfectly still staring down at us This was unusual since he was the sweetest liveliest person back then it would always greet us with joy when reuniting or you know I pointed him out to my mom who waved at him as well getting no response We were just starting to feel kind of like weird about this. He just sat there completely still staring at us And suddenly his face Floated slowly to the bottom of the window and disappeared the movement was weird You know like how in a UFO sighting videos for example the way the crafts move is like nothing you see in everyday life

And it makes you feel kind of uncomfortable. It was that we said our goodbyes to the neighbor and we ran up to our apartment as fast as we Could feeling a nerve from the whole thing. We unlocked our door and we were greeted by the sound of loud snoring We went to check the bedroom and there was my father lying on his bed fast asleep now looking like himself And not strange and corpse like when I walked into the room There was something I hadn't come to think of when I had been outside And that was that the tall and very heavy bookshelf in front of the window that would have made it impossible for him to Appear the way that he just had because he would have had to held himself in absolute inhuman position for his face to appear Where it did and then looking closer at the shelf the thin layer of dust on the top and the sides of it had not been disturbed

So we woke him up and he said he had no idea what the hell we were talking about. That's very creepy He's yeah, that's creepy creepy something about that freaking creeps me out Well, what's interesting? I guess is that they saw an ambarition of a ghost of a man who is still alive. I Guess I mean I maybe that is the the other dimension Maybe it was a small tear in the other dimension and in the other dimension He's looking out the window at a wonderful field full of gophers. It is so it's very creepy It's like him just floating up there is really really freaking yeah All right here got this one this comes from an exam. This is more of an explanation of something he came up in the show

I don't know why I felt the urge to explain love languages to you boys, but I promise it's not a ploy for dirty old clergy to get Into alter boys robes It's one of those personality type tests that it's supposed to break down how you feel and express love as cheesy it is I found it to be pretty accurate It breaks down to such quality time example the way to Henry's heart is to spend time with him for bearing spaghetti Eaton said to get together and patiently sitting and keeping him company while he finishes his fourth serving of spaghetti What are you are you are you hurt Douglas at his final days? What is that? That's that's that's the love language is like you're in hospice hang out with people

Tell Henry how wonderful his spaget eaton abilities are and how the sauce really complements his complexion physical touch Holding his hand while feeding him spaget Incasionally gently wiping my honor out of his Rubbing his back while he's curled up Covering from tumultuous card loading card loading that would also count or acts of service Spending the day preparing a spaget feast to present or better yet a bathtub full of Italian glory Cleaning up the inevitable mess to follow as a part of the service or gift giving perhaps Henry would love a monogram Platinum plated

Spaghetti spoon and a gift certificate for all you can eat spaget for life That is nothing to do with love language. That's what that is. That is. That's what that's what you like You're Stephen Hawking like an Italian Stephen Hawking. That is that's what that is. Yes, that's what that that's what that was Oh, I thought it was very fun to explain it. I thought it was fun Well, yes, you thought it was you thought it was fun because in the fantasy of that email You were living the dream that you're going to live once you finally get into that car accident I'm just hopefully getting rubbed by my beautiful wife eatin spaget. That's all I really care about So here we go. Here's another one. So a few years ago. I was and it was the day so a few years ago

I think it was the day Prince died. Oh, my sister and I were on the metro to downtown Minneapolis To mourn and party with the rest of the state We hadn't seen each other for a long time and I hadn't really had a whole lot of sister bonding time in the past I'm the second oldest of nine and it's hard to keep up with everyone and it's hard to keep up with everyone We got on the topic of aliens, which is not only one of my favorite subjects, but as it turns out hers, too So she went on to tell me about this dream. She had we spent a large chunk of our lives in Ireland And she moved to Brighton, England to study music Well, there one night she dreamt that she woke up in a room and there were three figures standing there

She was shit scared and felt paralyzed. She was then she was able to focus She saw that there were three tall and what she described as a cross between humans and grays Hmm, they then spoke to her even though she couldn't see any modes. They told her not to be scared They said there were a lot of changes in the world's coming And that they had all been trying to communicate to as many humans as possible to not buy into any of the craziness and basically to Just be good people essentially what the basis of religion is meant to be to not be dicks to each other She said there they she said we weren't able to get through to everyone because most people weren't able to open their minds Enough they she said they also told her that whatever happens around the world that she her siblings and parents would be fine

Just keep doing what they're doing. She said she wasn't scared anymore And then they kind of faded away by the window when she woke up She thought cool and continued her life That's what a couple years later to a couple months before she told me about this in 2016 the elections are happening Everyone's going crazy by Trump and Hillary She's staying at her aunt's place and she wakes up again in her dream and it and again there they are She said she knew it was the same three aliens and she wasn't scared She said they came to say that the world was still going crazy and everything was going to be fucked because they couldn't get through

To enough people but she and the rest of her family were all doing fine And they're just gonna you just got to keep going with it So try to get other people to not be dicks and that the world was going to disappear around us of people don't stop fucking it up But that her family specifically her family would be fine She said they gave her the impression that they were just checking in with her So she didn't think that they were just gone and then they fizzled away and she woke up again and thought cool. I Asked if she thought she was drunk. She said she didn't know Just thought it's very interesting and she's who and then the 26th birthday together. They went and got crop circle tattoos

How all of these stories should end I? Absolutely love that the space bubbles are coming space bubbles are coming Now that Alex Jones is you know a little bit on the outs I think it's time for us to take the mantle space bubbles are coming foes bubbles are coming and they're making our planets gay I know this is last two very quick She said we got a nurse here says works with mostly elderly patients would not advise suckin old people's toes because people's feet are So much worse than younger feet their skin gets really dry and flaky if you aren't careful if you aren't careful taking off their socks You can get a puff of foot dust

You just become mummies. I don't even want to tell the skin tears or another one Let's just say glue isn't just used for fun projects in middle school. Yes And finally this is her kissal for some reason who asked for rhymes last week to be sent to the emails so this comes from I This comes from B There once was a man from Stevens Point whose best friend always had a joint He went to a bar. His height was bizarre and his calling was to disappoint. Oh, that was Thank you for the rhyme and that's nice. That's called lowering expectations

Thank you. I remember I loved actually it's funny Matt TV old-school Matt TV There are some sketches in there that that do hold up. All right everyone. Thank you all so much for listening to side stories Apologies, it's a little bit late this week, but thank you all so much for everyone that came out to Syracuse Albany and Hartford I'm also gonna be in Orlando this Sunday showing the documentary and doing a Q&A for about 50 minutes and and it's been really powerful and people have cried and we're all together and it's very sweet so thank you all so much for for bearing with the short delay and Again as we mentioned before as far as we know right now

Nothing has been cancelled or rescheduled. So we will let you know as soon as we can soon as we know We will let you know because we want this to be handled as well as suitably possible I fucking clue absolutely happen over the next two weeks Absolutely, so if we get a if we get a tip from our agents even before news breaks We'll let you know ASAP, but most likely we will learn right along with you. Yes in some in in a press release of some sort and Yes, I mean a book comes out get that book play it's what let's you know We got we're having a relax fit this week on last podcast and left so tomorrow should be fun

Now I'm excited to have a little bit of a loy to take now that I've just been watching hours and hours and hours and hours And hours of JFK footage man, it's head explodes. It never stops really never not it never doesn't huh stops Also, Henry, I got a few people Telling me that your Lee Harvey Oswald impression is one of their favorites Of course in Connecticut. We're near Massachusetts. There's a lot of Massachusetts heads out there mass heads And they think that your impression of Lee Harvey Oswald is dead on so JFK is the one from Boston whatever Love your life love learn to love washing your hands really get in there

Spencer sure, you know what cuz you know, it's fun is that you can wash your hands I honestly want to say this maybe a way to do this to make a little bit more fun Do it nude? Right take up your clothes. You could wash your hands over and around your cock Why now why why is that you can also maybe shoot? So you want people to wash off while washing their hands in theory to prevent them from getting corona virus But then corona also jacking off in a public bathroom. Yes. No, no to save it for home Okay, save the thorough washing for home. Okay, um

love Live every day live every day like a space bubble is literally gonna consume everything that you know and everything that you ever share Or so know that if you're waiting by the ps4 you just gotten you get it just get what I'm doing That's my advice to myself and laugh ha ha laugh like you're a man with several fucking quarters of fucking hash in his home And all of my plans are gonna be canceled for the next two weeks So I literally just get to sit and smoke weed and do that but I'm gonna do that honestly Henry just for you I want governor Newsome to let's just you know what state of emergency is declared Henry you're quarantined My friend

Someone be so happy about a pandemic Get the ps4 it's amazing Alright everyone. Thank you all so much for listening can't wait to see everyone here in the very near future and never forget hail yourselves Hail Satan Magusta lesions That's it and hug your mom if you have a mom and don't yeah, just don't do with that woman did that's actually very nice. Yeah Hug your mother hug your mother. This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to the last podcast network comm