Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Hidden in Plane Sight

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the 53 year old father who died from "drinking challenge" on Jamaican vacation, Florida hotel patron mistakes bag of vomit and wine for a fetus, Actress and former NXIVM cult member Allison Mack released from prison, chaos on an American Airlines flight as woman has meltdown over "not real" passenger, missing Massachusetts woman rescued after being found "stuck in mud" for 3 days, man who opened Vancouver store selling heroin and cocaine consequently OD's, a pig wankin' Hero of the Week, Listener Emails, and MORE!

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the ladden, but at the same time, a ladden's right there. He's like, go tell your best friend you know, oh, he shouldn't have pushed me towards Aladdin, but at the same time Aladdin's right there. He's like, go tell your best friend. Go tell Aladdin you love him. Yeah. So I mean, really your story of complaint doesn't hold up in group therapy because a lot of people had horrible situations happening with their father. And technically your father was just drunkenly aggressively trying to get you to have fun.

Yeah, I know. And it's the thing is in the end now I understand it because I have more big glute friends. Yeah, I didn't understand my father was used to other big glutes. Wow. He used to have a son, but we used to have another big goon like men that he did. Play a soccer. Yeah, please. But you dare them to drink or do something to go like, yes, you'll take the, and then

they would just, you know, like drink the table match shot. They would take all the extra, like, you know, the only drinks that pool on top of a bar mat. They would drink that. And he'd be like, and he'd throw up and he'd be like, eh, it's hilarious. Yeah. And they'd go back to being cops.

And yeah, I was just a child. Hell of a lunch break. All right, everyone. Welcome to Side Story's bed hanging out with Anne Ray. Father dies after attempting 21 cocktail drinking challenge. He's just right in front of me. It is interesting for vacation. It is. It's okay. So the dude, now this is, man, I can't victim blame here, but again, I'm going to literally go into victim blame. So the guy is 53 years old, right? He did this drinking challenge. He was supposed to drink

his Henry said 21 cocktails. Dude only got through through 12 before he was found later unresponsive in his hotel room. He didn't even come freaking close to the challenge. I do wonder this took place in Jamaica. If maybe they were kind of making fun of them and they were like, let's see if he can handle any of these. And perhaps he did overdose because of that. We just don't know Timothy Sutheran. He basically said apparently he did very, it's his very standard family went to sleep in the hotel room. Now it's dad's time. Dad's truly your response. Be cool. Yeah. Be cool. Yeah. True. But then when he did as he went to the bar and then he met up with strangers that were already doing this way, then the Royal Decameran Club and the Caribbean and St.

Andrew Maka. They didn't need up with strangers. You randomly came across strangers. He made them his friends at night. And they're probably like, where's your family? And he's like, let's try to die. What if we try to die and said, I don't have to get up and go to the God damn, I guess you'd go to the sort of the baby pool.

I'm not exactly sure what happens. You don't want to go to the sort of the baby pool. I'm not exactly sure what I'm waiting area. You're mad because you have to go to the hamburger deck on the Lido because you got to get there by noon because if not, the fucking the Swiss is gone. I've never experienced the fantastic life that this man experienced in Jamaica. But the problem here is he went into full already. We saw Joey Chessner over the weekend once again, win the hot dog eating competition, but it's not like he eats a bunch of burgers before. So this guy can't do, well, he's a hero. So do we actually know his process? They did cover it in a documentary and he does the thing where he drinks all the gallons of water and then he makes himself, he boots it up.

Right. If he boots the water up or sometimes you could drown that way. So I don't know if you can drown. I know you can. What's high doses? Yeah. That's high doses. But this guy, he already had a bunch of brandy and beer and then he get his Henry Settie

men and a brandy to other people and they're like, let's do the cocktail challenge and my goodness gracious. So I think that he really went above and beyond. And then he died. Perhaps like one of his idols, Jim Morrison, that given his age, I don't know, did God have sleep on your tummy? I actually think at this point, 53 actually too young for Jim Morrison to be correct. To be correct.

Yeah, it's happening. I got, but they, they, he died really badly. He was on vacation, He's in a hotel room And they said they family found him on his back. He was choking. They put him in a recovery position He wasn't getting out of it. He just died about all poisoning right in front of him and apparently that's also not it doesn't seem to be covered By his insurance. Why not because it seems that you know how to die in dumb ways. I don't know. I can hate insurance. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know. Let's talk about insurance. I know they ought the audience. Oh, it is what you pay for. You pay for this. You

For the show. Show us what you pay for. This is a free show. You can You just you've just arrived at a show like anybody can sit and listen and you can hear two men sort of like angrily garble about insurance and also just fight for the right of this man to have some alone time. I just think without a doubt, this is where insurance needs to come in. Yeah. This young man out. They don't pay anything middle middle aged man, but nonetheless, that's exactly what you do pay for is the insurance for you to go and be a god damn moron with two random

strangers as you finally put your family to bed. But not in the illegal way with the pillow over their faces. He allowed them to fall asleep naturally. I actually think that he should be commended for that. I agree. The father that would go die at all. You can drink cocktail or whatever it is. Like, you know, there's 21 drink cocktail challenge. The father that was going. The only thing is if you do all 21 and you get a three. Okay, she gets a 20 second for free. Like what he's saying while you're sitting in a hospital like getting your stomach up, I like, do you actually fuck a 20 second one

to be nice to me? You got a lot of stuff easy on the stomach. Yeah, just something a little nicer. Maybe a water. But that's the same father for certain. In another life. If he wasn't doing well financially that quarter, he'd fucking off that whole group. And so we don't know let father get drunk.

I agree. Well, you know, it kind of goes in hand in hand with this other story because you never know who had the hotel room before you. So in this case, they cleaned up this man's bloated body. They cleaned up the vomit, probably what 40 minutes. Oh, yeah. You have me. Show up and like, um, excuse me. You have my room ready. Can I get in here now? Room service. The Zabrowski clumps. Yeah, they refer to themselves as the white clumps. Yeah. They're here. Now they said they'd like to get into the room as soon as possible. WK white clump.

Nesh. We coming in here, man. yeah, we're too fat for your standard store. It is possible, which we'll talk about. We'll talk about a caretops story a little bit later. We were the white clumps, by the way, if you did see a picture of us, we did look like, we all look like a famous comedic actor playing an entire family in Fatsuits. Oh, it's adorable. There was also a woman in Florida who was freaked out. She got to a hotel room, right? And she fucking freaked out. And she's like, there's a fetus in the hotel room.

Oh, yay. She said there was a fetus in the hotel room. In a bag, yeah. She's in a bag. In a bag because, you know, I suppose it has happened to her before. I wonder if you get it for free if you go to the Grammys or something. I really might come in one of those grab bags. Don't the rich always get things they don't need. That's how it is. So a chick, she went viral on Facebook and she was going nuts. She's like, there's a penis in my hotel room.

Well, I don't know. Stick it back in, yeah, and let's see if we can cook it. Yeah, man, you got to, it's par baked. Absolutely. Turns out it's not a fetus. It's almost something that I would consider to be more uncomfortable. It's just a, it's just a bag full of vomit and wine.

Yeah. So maybe it was this man's room. You better be careful because I got hit by lightning. That's how George Deppardew was created. Oh, you got to be careful. You don't want him to get that anywhere near any gamma radiation. That is true. That will turn into a French actor. Yeah, this chick Ash White. She was in telehassy. And I know, can you believe it? A college town that houses the intellectual minds of Florida State University. I was one of them, ains, warm on the cloaca of Florida State University, all this is speaking of Florida

State University. And Tallahassee, murder, this is coming back for a 20th anniversary show, September 23rd here in Los Angeles. We're going to put up some information so that the dynasty, right? We don't have the ticket sales yet. But yes, it will be in, it will be in Los Angeles. Yeah. So check that out. This was at the talisty Hilton garden. And she fucking freaked. Her name was Ash White. She's like, I'm deemed bleeding. Your fetus in my room. And only in the state of Florida with the woman jump right to feed us in a bag. Yeah, it's so strange. It definitely because if you take a look at the bag, there you go.

It does look like it's prunnel. It just looks like blood. Yeah, it looks like a bunch of chunky wine. It looks like a nice and I like a wine that has a bite. And that's where she found it. Oh, yeah, to be honest, what that is, an extremely responsible drunk sick person that threw up into a bag and kept it from going all over a room and making a night extremely difficult for the cleaning staff of that hotel.

That person is better than I've been. That's hero of the week. Better than I've been. It's a person who threw up into that bag and hit it. I completely agree. So it looks like a bag. It looks like again, it does look as if maybe there's a heart in there. But it's got a chunk to it. Just to jump right to, there's a fetus in the bag. So scared. She eventually, she, she did settle. She was upset. And

she said, I want my money back, but she did settle on 30,000 reward points. So isn't that nice? It's almost like Zelda. It's that you find something did settle on 30,000 reward points. So isn't that nice? It's almost like Zelda. It's that you find something you're like 30,000 reward points. All I had to do was find what I thought to be a fetus in a bag. And it turns out to be just vomit and wine. You know what's awesome too? Is it the whole tail just vomiting the wine?

We are. The hotel game that woman, because then they just gave you more hotel money that you have this bed here. So now we're like, but now you know she's looking for a fetus in a bag. that woman because they just gave you more hotel money that you have this bad. Yeah. So now I'm like, but now you know, she's looking for a fetus in the back. She's like, because you find one of them, that's good is money. Yeah. I just, it gonna give me a plenty of money next time I find an Olsen twin in a garbage

bag here. I just want to know what happened during her life where again, she just immediately jumped to that's a fetus in a bag. I think that she's that shattered woman. We don't know. We don't know. So it does seem different. Jason Curtis, Jason Curtis did say in response to the serious allegations, our staff immediately contacted law enforcement. And then they look for a fetus. I said, there's a fair, there's actually a fetus heist. And then the two days ago, and then he said the law enforcement did a thorough investigation.

Yeah, they looked at it. They because you know, they got the it's like what they always do in the in the shows. Guy came up with one of those long cocktail spoons, you know, the super long cocktails spoons, pulled up a little bit. Oh, yeah, that's wine and throw up. That's not a fitness. No matter if you just got on. Also, sometimes it's got little tiny fish eyes.

You know, this is the problem with Q and everything else that's gone wrong in this country. Because I think it feels Q. It feels Q. Yes, it went viral on all these pro life platforms. You're like, they're leaving babies in bags. At the Hilton Garden in Antala, Hassey Florida, which now that I say it out loud. All right, maybe. I mean, maybe.

Have they checked the trash can? Because we don't know. But it wasn't outward in the room. As a matter of fact, there were more. So there would probably be more ashamed of that. So be careful. Don't do any 21 drink challenges. Also, way too many drinks.

21 beers, you'll have a nice butt. You will be pissing all night. You don't sleep. You don't. But 21 cocktails, don't just don't do it. You're 53. Fucking just live the, you don't sleep. You don't, but 21 cocktails, don't just don't do it. You're 53. Fucking just live the, no more drink challenge. No challenge.

That's my thing, because you know what's the challenge? Just being a fucking man in this world. It really is. Are you gonna get real? You wanna get really intense about it? So why do you take on that challenge and be responsible? Father.

Absolutely. Like Nick Cannon. Also, well, he, you know what, as far as people who do what he does, he at least has enough money for it. He at least knows the names of all of his baby banks. That's good. Like, he knows their names because I've heard that, like, but he does have to play favorites. That's going to be very complicated because you do have to know what, because he decides,

in his mind, apparently, I was listening to an interview with him where he decides day by day who he goes to whose house Reality show yes, and then yes, I think two of them they go chunk them to live together in one compound And he just goes and he visits his little talking breathing come He sees his calm he goes and looks at it and he hats his come on the head and then he goes someplace else Okay, well, it's incredible. He's just showing up. He's showing a lot of work. So don't do that. And again, if it's a, if it's a bag and it's all red, looks like blood, most likely not

to feed us, but always be aware, do we want to do an update on Mac? I have a couple of, there's a couple of updates. Let's do a couple updates. Number one, Allison Mac of Nixiem noteriyity. I know the TV show that she was a star. Yes, you're right. I forgot. Yes, it was, what was it? Super hero. Oh my God. Small girl. Thank you, Rob. Thank you. And to say, small veil, she was a skinny white woman. Love getting that pussy fucking

brand. And she was a, well, I don't know. And slave master for key-thru nearing, but she was supposed to be in jail for 18 years. She just got released on good pussy behavior. No, it wasn't supposed to do 18 years. I think she was supposed to do three. Well, she got 18. She got 18 and then it was whittled down because she flipped on Keith Reneerie who got 120 years. She took the plea.

She took the plea to have you seen pictures of Ali Mac? I mean, I saw her walking around, but she's still there. Still taking pictures of her around because she'll go down Prospect Park because that's where that's where she lives. You're just here with her big Carmen San Diego, like Scarf and big sunglasses being like everyone wants to look at me. Everyone's paying attention to me. Meanwhile, like we just want you to go away, lady. Well, you know, you flip that you branded a couple of other wasps. I guess that's what you wanted to do. That was your purpose in life.

And now you just need to go someplace else. To be fair, they are the ones hunting her. I'm not sure if she's put out PR promos to be like, hey, I'm gonna be over here. Well, she does dress like she is a woman. Look now, she's dressing like a character of a woman that doesn't want to be paid attention to. So she just again, it's a gigantic bashmina.

Big huges is like face, small, swallowing sunglasses. She is very much, she'll be like, don't pay attention to me, but I do understand she's served her time. And now she's out. Come on. Do you want to clear your name? Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-A-G-M-L.com. We will speak to you, Allison Mack.

Uh, well, kiss was ready to talk. Uh, you could fix her. I'm becoming a puppet. Uh, instead of her being like, how can she fix me? You know, she's not, she's not my cup of tea. Yeah, she's not my gallon jug of skim milk. No, that's what I was so she did get out a little bit early because she, she finished the residential drug abuse program or R-Dap.

And so there you go. Oh, so she blamed it on drugs? I would have soon, well, that's even easier way to make Benadrilll so strong these days that is the easiest way to get out of drug rehab. If you're never addicted to drugs, but you go to drug rehab and then you're like, I'm totally clean. I like side stories, LP O TLG Melvika. I'd love it clear up on that because I also got because of our incredible fucking audience. I asked our audience what the fuck's going on with Paul Bernardo as we know Paul Bernardo

because half of the Barbie and Ken Killers in Toronto, Canada. He's arguably one of their most talented rappers. If you look at their rapper, Snow, I think about now how there's a Canadian rapper name Snow, which is kind of racist. No, it's snow because. Like Canadian, but the fact that your name Snow. Yeah, because it snow is all the time.

Yeah, but it'd be like having a rapper who's like, my name's maple syrup. It'd be weatherest. If anything, if it rained, maple syrup, um, no, I think that's more of just letting people know that he's from the coldland. Hmm. The land of the coast. Burr, burr. You know, I'm making cold. You gotta tell me, I don't need to be told it. I know how to rap. I do it in a northern way. And you see me how I wrap a Canadian way. I don't know. Right? That's all it was.

It really wasn't the wrap that got him in carcer. It was the all the murder and all the way. It was the rape and the murder. Yeah. But he was down size. He was downgraded from maximum security prison to medium security prison. And there's a lot of people that are freaking out and they don't know why. But I actually got a really interesting email as to why. Now, this came from someone who

would know. I actually don't know if I'm allowed to say who they are. The Canadian prime minister, Justin Chauda. Yeah, oh, me and him. Wow. He really gets it. We're playing words with friends and a lot of these words. You can't even tell. You can't say all loud. Not to it's not in Del land. I was today. So this is interesting. I'm liking the US. There are only three types of prisons in Canada. Jails are local detention centers like the Ottawa City detention center or OCDC where people are held in your trial.

You call that shit OCDC. OCDC? That's fun. What? OCDC. Oh, you just saying those letters are fun? Yeah, it sounds like a place you go up 21 fucking drinks and die. It does actually.

It does not even in that way. It does feel like I'm in a punk club and downtown Toronto or CDC. It's everything's just smoked fish. Um, people are also held in provincial and territorial jails, while awaiting trial or sentencing. If you do two years or less, you go to provincial territorial jails. Now, we have three security levels of prison, maximum, medium minimum corrections. Canada, as cited in the article linked above, operates in the premise that maximum is meant to be temporary, while offenders are prepared to move

to lower levels. Because Paul Bernardo was determined to be a quote unquote dangerous offender, a specific legal status in Canada for high risk repeated offenders, he will almost certainly never be released from prison, but it is his charter right to apply for parole every two years. But now twice he had been denied, right? He will never be transferred to a minimum security because that, that, that would mean it would you have to prepare offenders to transition for release into the community, which will never happen for him. It's not happening.

Well, we should certainly hope not given what he did. But technically, it's pretty unusual that Bernardo spent almost 30 years in maximum security before being transferred because Canada's most famous prison, Kingston Penn, was closed in 2013, which is when he was moved to Milhaven, another maximum security prison not far from where this person grew up. And of course, you know a Canadian prison by two words that are carved outside of it that just say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. You honestly, you just never get to, I believe the maximum security prison, you have to say, I'm sorry to begin a sentence. And then

at the end, absolutely. And he's also getting sent to a place called La Camblama, Caza, which is a medium security prison in Quebec that is specifically equipped to house sex offenders at risk of violence from other prisoners. So basically, he's kept in maximum security in a solitary confinement because he has to be like so many people trying to kill him. And now he's basically going from one place of solitary confinement to another place of solitary confinement with one layer less of walls. Well, you know, it's a little different out here. It's just a little, this is just a little different. And of course, you're going to want to check out the deleted scenes in the new Barbie movie.

She does win the world and we, wow, it is the inset Ryan Gosling. I couldn't believe because we always get screeners here. And we do because we're, we're on the list. We're in the cat. We're in the dumpster academy. Yes. Yeah. Yes. And watching Barbie go down on her sister, which is like controversial brave work, Margot Robbie. And I hope she continues to make Barbie too, where everybody's got no pants. Oh, look at that. Just another little. They don't have any pussy. That's the thing. What's nice about her going down on the

even a resistor. Yeah, it's incess, but she's having a vagina So it's just plastic against plastic to slap it against If you want if you want to listen to that you'll listen to the Ken and Barbie Series I believe there was two episodes. We did three episodes three episodes Yeah, cuz we really had a lot to get to well I'm gonna talk about this though. Oh cuz I do want to get some more mud talk you want to do an update on mud? You continue you go You know who wouldn't get some more mud talk? You want to do an update on mud? You continue, you go. Right from North way. You know who wouldn't get drowned in mud?

Oh, caratop, good big ol' hair. This story I actually find to be real fucking freaky. I think hair actually would, you wouldn't know, though. So you would, I'm body here. I feel like my body is just fucking me down. We'll get to mud talk. But what if you have been in a little Boy, have I ever been in your place? You just say, are you?

No, how we built you don't have play? You've been in the plane, but where there was a person that you didn't believe was actually a person on it. There's this chick and she was on this. I hope not. And she fucking freaked out, right? It was this, it was this woman. And she freaked out saying that this person on this plane is not a real person. And it went viral.

It's extremely scary. One second. Can you send Rob? Do you want to play it? Do you want to play the sound? Just so that people can hear this is one of, you know, of course, because I just bought a plane ticket because I'm going to Atlanta this weekend to be the do show. That's garage.

Can't wait to do it. But Natalie's like, look at this super scary video on a plan. It's fucking scary. Oh, this is exact. Oh, great. You always gets me right in the head space. I need to be in. That's why I'm doing San Diego. Oh my god. We're going our separate way. We're going. We're going to. This is no one. We're going to be back together. We have to suffer to be stronger enough to come back together. I'll be a mic drop comedy club and every time I have a great joke, I'm going to slam that mic to the ground.

But guess what, they're really getting mad at you because the mics end up costing money. I know. And every time I think it's cool, I don't always do. Because then I've done that. I've done a mic drop and go like, wow, that's a cool feeling. And then you find out everyone's all mad at you because, you know, Chris Rock, he pays for those mics. He does.

So speaking of comedians, this woman, do we have the sound? Do you have it Rob? Okay, Rob, do you want to play the sound of this woman? I don't want to. I'm already scared of this. Underneath it. But also the music is added to make it more scary and it doesn't help the situation. No, it makes it more scary. So let's play this woman just freaking the fuck out on a flight. I just hate this. This is a sky. Cause you know what, again, I'll deal with anything. I'd actually rather deal with a terrorist

than somebody going completely insane. A terrorist tackle them. Well, these are terrorists, I can be like, I'm on your side. You're on their side. And you flip with them, then you get inside the group. And all of a sudden they're like, oh, this guy's incredible. And then all of a sudden, I have a feeling. You're gonna have our dumb explaining that to the judging jury

No, no, no, no, no, but I flip I flipped them. All right, let's play this clip of this woman screaming You right now. That's not real. Yeah, I'm not dealing with it. I was saying, I'd rather I feel like a criminal somebody I can reason with when someone's saying like pointing at a steward the back of the flight saying that person is not real. I mean, well, like you see the guy going like, I'm real. Well, we just want to know, maybe he starts to be like, maybe I should be keeping it more real. Maybe that's my problems.

Maybe what she's saying is right. No, all of a sudden he gets caught in his head and he starts thinking about how he's just like, yeah, maybe I'm doing all these fables bidding. And next thing you know, he starts doing like anal paintings. Well, there's nothing more real than that. But he had a career before and then all it took was one comment to just shatter his whole like track. He was like ready to go and then all of a sudden now he's doing like but whole kisses with tempura paint. Well, I mean, Carrotop can do whatever he wants to do if he thinks it's funny. So the thing is that Carrotop was watching all

this go down. He watched all of this go down. The flight was to let stop this woman. Well, you can't do anything, especially when you're caretown. So your flight with the flight was delayed three and a half hours. And the passengers were all forced to depart and then rebore the aircraft after this woman lost her earbud and went absolutely bat shit and say, oh, the woman lost her earbud. So that's right. And so she says, I'm not getting off the fucking plane. I'm not going to do this shit. There's no reason why I'd be getting off the plane Everyone here can either believe it or not believe it, but that person is not real now I have been on a flight with people and I have spoken to an airline waiter

Attendant and she said that she has seen non-humanoid figures on planes and then you know what God your charge of the safety You have to think don't aliens need to fly to non-humanoid figures on planes. And then you're like, and you know what God, you're in charge of the safety. You have to think, don't aliens need to fly too? Don't non-humanoids need to get back for their core-clack Thanksgiving? Well, if you don't know what the vacation time is, we need alien, we need alien calendars.

What if this is the holiest high holiday? Well, dude. For the aliens, and we don't know what you just don't even understand. You just kind of step into a mailstrom there because if it is true indeed, what David Grosch is talking about the there is a secret program within the federal institutions or like let's say within the Pentagon there's some kind of secret UFO retrieval system technically that whole secret history of America might then indeed be real

and so we've had a number of CIA guys certainly not just horny on their deathbeds. No, no, trying to say that they believe that aliens walk amongst us. And so you might not be incorrect. And that this woman clearly distraught after losing an air. I've lost three of them. I've lost three sets of airputs. I don't. I don't. I need a year and a half. I, we need to stop like, there's no courts. I want a court that goes into my arm. I must. And I want to hit a button that retracts it back into my arm. Yes. So I never lose the fuck. Even through my jacket, like we used to have to do with our gloves and elementary school.

Non-humanoid entity. This woman's pointed it out. She's dressed as a allowing her to see through the bail. What comedian? What performer would the CIA like better? None other than Carrot Top to be the person who actually sees a non-humanoid entity on a plane because people, you know what, they're wrong. I believe I believe they might demean Carrot Top. I do believe that carotop was used as a punchline in men and black as an alien. So there you go. And so I'd be like hiding and playing site.

I feel like in many ways, literally, carotop is so human. Oh my God. What? Plane site. Hiding in a plane. It means nothing. Plane PL and E. I know. Hiding and playing site. That means nothing. Plain PLNE.

I know. Hiding in plain sight. That means nothing. Wow. And then carotop. Now, he's the tip of the fucking spirit. I don't think he is. What is carotops, he's the UFO before you.

I think he's the top of the bushel of the carotop. I think that he is, unfortunately, very human. And I think that any of that, he's more alien in his perspective. He's funny. He's very funny. What if, what I think that that separates him apart? I think it's a matter of fact, he's all too human. If he becomes the true non-ironic expert on all extraterrestrial activity, because someone's

got to take that burden. Someone's got to take it. Someone has to take that burden. And who would, oh my God, the comedian that the aliens would like to be entertained with the most when they come here, caretops. They're not going to get, they're not going to get shiapels, new material. Physicality. Yes. The international comedy. And right, like, you know, doing bits, fun bits, because it's like, you know, I remember when a murder fest went through the just for laughs situation like, I don't frown.

This was in Canada, right? So we were doing it in Montreal. So they do this big old comedy festival and called just for laughs and murder. Oh, everybody knows they own Canada. Yes, we crushed it, right? We were supposed to go. And then at the very end, they didn't want us to do just for laughs because they said, this is an international festival.

Your comedy is just two. It's just two verbal. It involves so much blood that that's the most universal thing there is. French like a guy who trips pants falls off. They do lands inside of a child. That's what France likes for comedy. They want a guy that goes like, you know, you go like, whoa, you said a bunch of bananas. You reveals that he has tits and a dick and they're like, what? And they're like, oh, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and that's it. And then he falls into a bunch of soup. And then the president's got a wig on. That's what France likes. Honestly, that's a fantastic sketch. Apparently, they also really like like their four day work week and all their healthcare because that's burning their city down down. That's where they also they've got that name burning their whole country down

They got it very very you get that on the money if you do see carrots up Ask him was this woman just absolutely black-o-drunk or Was it possible that that was indeed not a human at all? I don't know, but you know what again You know what it does seem to really muck up a human's life when it's not fucking aliens. What? Scott damn mud! Mud is such a, it was so much scarier than I thought it was.

This whole thing, I did not know that mud. Mud on the ground. Mud is fucking scary as hell. I've had many people send messages talking about mud. You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a... You ever lost a...爬... You ever lost a...爬. You ever lost a shoo in mud and realize just the power even below the ankle, the power of mud.

No, I stay in cities. Well, there's some mud out here. This is fun. And also that's fine. But I'm just again, nothing affirms my status as a city mouse as all of this shit is being so fucking evil. Muts evil. There's a story from fucking. I guess I should choose it.

The mud times. All right, miss it. Woman missing for a week found alive. Stuck in mud. Wow. According to police 31 year old Emma Tutsky. Honestly, you got to lift shows really. You got to lift those knees when you're drunk.

You really do. Come on to Tutsky. You got to get your knees up. You located alive in Borderlands State Park in Eastern. She was found stuck in the mud by hikers or heard her screaming for help in a swamp like area. Visual said that the hikers could not get to two skis out of the mud so they called eastern police for help. When they arrived, they said they had to wait 50 feet into a swamp like area through thick brush and found to Tuskegee. She said she was there for three days. Oh, I could not get out. They needed ATVs for the rescue mission. I just, she didn't have serious injuries, but then she was just stuck in the mud. I don't

know. I'm just going to say, I don't know how she fucking got there. Well, I guess you walked to the mud. I just feel like on some level. Again, I go to the mud. I want my, but Sands famous character was also his remains were just found He was 65 years old and off to the side off. He had a hiking like Accident me fell in the dirt and Julian Sands was just an interview talking about how dangerous all this shit is I don't really understand why people think that we've just spent two years in a quarantine. If you haven't been hiking the last, I mean, like not the last year, but like, you got to get your muscles back up.

You do. You can't just jump straight into, oh, yeah, I'm going to go to the swamps of sadness, hurt a horse down here. I can make it through. No, I'm sorry, Mr. Tuskei. I believe in you, but I think that the mud, if you can sneak up on you, that's scary as fuck. Well, mud is indeed thicker than water.

So when it comes to mud, we've heard the term don't be a stick in the mud. So I think people back in the day, you should just constantly die like birthday candles and a birthday cake, just being stuck in the mud. And then you just got it mostly. You just let them die slowly. Maybe you throw a ham sandwich their way every now and again, but to be honest with you, you'd probably just shoot them. But you're good. Oh, you got to. Because what else are you gonna do?

You're stuck in the mud. You're literally stuck in the mud, but I watched this thing from 1890, which isn't that long ago, because we're like, what a time I never ran. Yes, I would prefer if it was to pre-2007, I would go from 2002 to 2007 for the iPhone. You were watching thing from 1890?

Reddit. And you know there was this man. What were watching thing from 1890? Reddit. And you know there was this man. What do you mean? Did you go through a time? No, I read it. My noccular. No, I read the article. Oh, you read an article.

Yeah. And the times used to be very difficult. And so you know what it used to happen when you get glee glugs, when you get the rocks in your dick? What? When you get the rocks in your dick. What do you mean? When you have a thing that you have to piss out that's the size of a rock.

Tidney stones. They used to just take a fucking pole, shove it down your god damn cop and just break it inside of your intestine. Things were worse. So people used to just, so I'm, I guess what I'm saying is it's almost nice that mud is forever. Because isn't this something we could have common in common with the person from 1600,

we're like, hope you can get stuck in the mud out there large. And then be like, nod, nod. Well, we'll never talk to these people. It wasn't a matter of. No, but if we did. And then wouldn't that be nice that that's one common thread? I'd probably say,

You know, America won't war two. And they go, hey, and it's like, wait, till we tell you how. And it goes, oh, no. You know, it's all good, stuck in the mud. You know, you're stuck in the mud. But I actually got, part of it is that they go, like, Hey, and it's like, wait, till we tell you how. And it goes, Oh, no, you're talking to me. You're talking to mud. But actually, got part of it is that we go because we talking about the mud flats, we're talking about a person that was stuck in the mud flats and how, like, apparently, they're hyper dangerous. But there was a lot of people that you saw in the in the last, in the last in mud flats, they're just apparently just whole areas, which is hyper dangerous. So at first, I was like, this can't be that

dangerous. And I looked deeper into it, this can't be that dangerous. And I looked deeper into it because there was a urban myth that a woman was stuck in the mud in the Alaska mud flats. And that the main sort of like advisory tail as this woman was stuck up to her waist in the mud.

And when a helicopter went to go lifter out of it with the rope, she was ripped and hacked. Oh, that's an urban myth. But that was an urban myth. Okay. But it's based off a real story. So that's not an urban myth. That was an urban myth. Okay. But it's based off a real story. So that's not an urban myth.

But it's just if it fucking happened, no, that the her getting ripped in half didn't happen. So the true story is a Dianna Dixon was a new resident in Anchorage got stuck in the flats. Her husband tried to free her from the sick, and tat mood for hours, a knowingly wasting precious moments. And by the time he ran to land and got authorities,

the ride was already on its way in. She was already getting sucked deeper in the mud. And a last-ditch effort, local authorities gave her a rubber hose to breathe in, right, as they were trying to dig out the wood. So she held a rubber hose in her hand, was sucking out of it. And they didn't know that she was fucking dead until they watched the hose just rise up from the mud.

And now they knew that woman was sucked in and they had a way to the fucking load tight go back out. We're gonna get her body man. Mud is fucked up. And we gotta leave it alone. I don't like it. We gotta dry it up. Well, that's what I'm talking about. We gotta trying out this. I feel like we got it mud just wet Say we gotta come for this mud dude. This mud is coming for and you guess guess what kiss? I believe it not to be anything. I like it and I'm really concerned for you because you're like tall or you'll be I'll be alive. I'll watch you die. No, dude I think the problem is that because you got like mostly non-feet. Yeah, you're so In danger of this mud just creeping up. I still see the mud.

You don't know, dude. I've seen I remember when you wandered, when you had to go shit in the A.J.N.C. I remember when you climbed down the cliff. When we went to that beach club for seeing this wedding in Italy, and then you can't, this is the ocean to shit. And the thing is, I'm gonna hop into you then. No, I got stuck in a bunch of hard rocks. That time, that was a mountain you should keep me up. But the next issue that you have, Kissel, I could definitely see you going out, like, we remember we talked about the Smiley Face murders and how it seems super suspicious

all of these young drunk men see fallen in the river. Bustible serial killer, yeah. I could see it happen into you and doing it to yourself and creating your own type of mystery because I could definitely see you drunk, leaving one of these one-man towns that you're just in, that downtown,

that guy owns that entire town. You just became the star over that weekend. Yeah, I really wanted to stud me. I could definitely see you walking innocently out onto a field and then just get sucked up, doing a BLPS. I almost did that with the ocean in Florida, but there's that was mostly ocean. I would have been gone forever.

But then you could be one of the bog people that we got to see at the museum in the UK in London. And then I'll live forever. It'll just be me like thumbs up and you'd be like, look at this primitive man. I won 2023. I don't want you to live that way. I want you to live forever in them. Podcasting all the fame. Oh, what a hall of fame. That'll be. No, everyone's gonna

do. Ooh, those guy, those, oh, hallowed halls. As we walk through and, oh, look, it's like, oh, it's the guy who invented the fart mic. Like, ah, there's another guy who first did it. The first guy who did a commercial after talking about a rape. He might have invented the far mic, but you know, it perfected it. Lesson Nielsen. He really did. Right from North Laid. So Henry, this is a quick story. Literally.

A man opened up a store selling heroin and cocaine. We covered this and we knew that it was a political stunt. Yeah, he died of an overdose. He's died of an overdose. So Jerry Martin, he opened up a store of Vancouver. It was supposed to talk about how drugs should died him and overdose. He died him and overdose. So Jerry Martin, he opened up the store vacuator. It was supposed to talk about how drugs should be regulated and legalized. Yeah, he died him and overdose. Yeah, it's a dead time.

It's not good. So that's that story. He's not the hero that they needed. No, no, no. I guess you needed a hero that I guess could really take his fentanyl. But I don't think we should. I feel like anybody, if I find that out, if that's the first quality I hear about you when I meet me, like, this is Bradley, he can really take his fentanyl.

Then I'm still being like, well, should you be running a store? Because I feel like I'm some level, like, yeah, cool. I don't really care if you do fentanyl, but if you do it enough where you're like, oh, I got this after even some time, like, you know, purposely buying fentanyl, it's just gonna hard to be like, oh, I got this. After he was in the time, you know, you're purposely buying fentanyl. It's just gonna hard to be like,

how are you gonna run the quick? And well, I don't know if you're gonna be able to do the books. We just don't know and have a quick, and I don't know if anyone still uses that. Jerry Martin apparently, they sell it. People didn't realize that how close he was, because he was doing drugs,

but then he had stopped, and apparently he had a bit of an overdose, a bit of a relapse, they said. I feel like he's just trapped by the fact that his story got closed. Maybe it's not gonna, they don't help the branding. No, no, no, David Buster from David Buster, he committed suicide, so that probably didn't help them either. It's really sad.

The idea of somebody named Buster committing suicide. I just feel like for this guy, you were the Lord of fun. You're the king of our of our Kate games. It is sort of like what happened with Rob Williams where you're like, wow, we'll just like never have that internal happiness. Well, we yep. So the headlines from vice news, one of their last headlines, I believe they're going out of business still.

Hey, man, it takes a long, what I've learned about business apparently takes a really long time to go out of business. Yeah, the man who opened a store selling heroin and cocaine has died from an overt. Hey, man, he doing, he died doing what he loved. I truly truly you can. That guy did that guy did. Man, I also be care. I mean, obviously be careful with any of these drugs, but they're cutting what fentanyl.

I've read this article. They're cutting fentanyl with something worse. Drink. And this way remember. She started falling off. And they showed all these pictures. Yeah, dude. And she was now she's cleaning and sober, but she was 85 pounds and she showed all these

pictures of her body and it was all falling off. And then she couldn't stop thinking about the sloughing. Yeah, dude. Just smoke the man hand project. If you're going to do anything smoke weed, fucking have some champagne. Oh, champagne, fucking relax you dude. 21 joint challenge. You will be sleeping before you

can even imagine. 21 joints, yeah, I mean, because by five, it all kind of does the same. Yeah, you just kind of neutralize. Yeah. Yeah, but even that moderation, just take it from us, except for when it comes to nuts. Two absolute icons of moderation.

I mixed nuts. I am going crazy for those. Well, I think it's time for here on the week. Oh, is it already? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He was a guy from Harvard that is taking the alien situation very seriously. He took umau-mau very seriously. He was the first one to write a paper saying that he believed that that was an object visiting us doing something that he was some kind of purposely made thing that accelerated its way out of the solar system.

But he's saying that he found what he believes to be chunks of a UFO, some kind of alien craft on the bottom of the ocean, that it's this type of like, basically we call it, spirules of molten steel titanium alloy that humans don't just put together like that. Okay. That's what he's working on right now, but it is interesting. He said that it's easier to find secrets about UAP on the floor of the ocean, I believe that within the US government.

Well, I completely believe that. And just quick, I'm not even, this might be an honorable mention. This woman milked 30 pigs for their semen. But then an electric with crippling injuries on both of her wrists. And now she can't work. And they're not giving her any work compensation. You just got to start doing with your mouth. Yeah, it was her job to appreciate the fact that I'm the switch to feet. I was wondering, be like, oh, what about pigs milk? No, it was semen. She was getting out of them. And you know, you really got a tug hard to get milk out of a pig. Yeah.

Imagine, I mean, making them come can't be that hard because you really just got to like get them and give them a sandwich, roll them on its side and just give it a guy. I mean, give it a whole apparatus you can use. There's gotta be some kind of prosthetic. Maybe there's a little big flesh light you could use where you just could, yeah. And you suck, you use that thing, you grip it,

you can even use your knees, you can grip it with your knees. Yeah. And give it a pick something to look at. Right, she's, I mean, she's a normal cute looking gal. She said she had the job of her life, working in the animal welfare farm. And then she was desperately trying to jerk off all these pigs job of life.

That's, she's like, yeah, I mean, God, you know, that's what she needs. And that's what she got up every day, dreaming as a little girl, thinking, this is what I want to do. I want to jerk off these pigs. Then, wow, it just shows you that anything that happened. That's a James Brown story right there. It is. She's dancing on a, that's the equivalent of dancing on bare feet on a wooden plank and becoming

the hardest work of man show. But isn't that fantastic? Yeah. She worked for 10 years. She says, I enjoyed working at the farm. The actual semen collection stuff isn't all that exciting. So I don't think she, she didn't mind. She was, you know how it's going to end.

Yeah, she says the wrist injury was caused by having to hold the penis still as the pigs move around quite a bit. So it didn't. If you want it, it's in the way she asking for just a just a fair, just a little bit, just a little bit of love. Pee-Tee. Yeah. Is that what she wants?

She doesn't want it. I guess she wants somebody to come in and help fill her hours. I guess so. She is, she said, well, it's quite funny because I ruined my hands, wankin' pigs. And that is hilarious no matter what you speak about, but this is absolutely ridiculous. She's helped. I do think that she might need, you know, the sweet things you do. You know, those hands, queasy things. Get one of those. Because that would really help. I would suggest that she might need you know the she'll She thinks you know those hands queasy things

Because I would really help I would I would suggest that to her I'd also say like stop jerking off pigs from I like just give it a shot But she did do it for the for the greater good. There's nothing else she can do at the farm That's it. I feel like It is a baptism in action. I think that she didn't hate it enough for them to stop asking her to do it. Is there not somebody? Yeah, because I feel like in some, at some point, size stories, LPLG email.com. Do jerk off pigs for a living. Do you ask for a break? Do

you have to sit there and literally be like, Hey, Brad, honestly, thank you for the opportunity, but I'd love to move on to other things. I didn't know if there's as much room for opportunity for growth within the just me jerk on this big awful day section of the farm. I love to figure out how do I get into how can I upgrade to drinkable milk? You know, can I upgrade to eggs? I go and get some of the eggs. I spread the pussy so the eggs can come out faster. Well, it does.

She says, I don't know if they do that with chickens. Is there somebody down there spreading their pussy's like they're like, like doing a shot like you do, and you're not allowed to have long fingernails? Well, I went certainly assume long fingernails, much like pornography are not the best. She says now it takes her all day to chop up her vegetables and raw chickens. She goes, you guys just eat. She's got to eat. What's wrong with your hands, D?

Oh, you know, over the, over the, over the white goides. What do you call carpets? That's poor, cold tunnel syndrome. Yeah, cock, cockle tunnel, something like that.

Anyway, I do have an actual hero here. Yes, but she is a hero because these pigs need to come because if not, they go off. I guess so. Yeah, you really don't want any of these big insoles. No, there was, no, also there was a pig versus bear. There's actually quite a bit of pig news. There was a lot of pig news. Um, and I know I had a hero in here somewhere. It was a man who rescued a woman from a,

she drove her fucking car into the goddamn. Is that the moral? That's a story of the moron of the woman that followed her ways directly into the ocean. No, not that one. Although that is adorable. Uh, no, here we go. All right. Here are the week. This July fourth weekend in Fort Laudernale, Florida. There was an apartment complex swimming pool and some dumb mother fuck her drove their

car into that is just and, um, and then the, uh, and then that was bad. So then TJ Yarborough sought. He lives at the complex. He jumped into the water and saw that the woman was panicked and could not exit the vehicle. This is bro dudes making jobs for other bro dudes. He's a cool guy. And then he says, there was water coming up and I couldn't get to the door. So then they had to, they had to get around the car.

So I guess they, I guess they did something to get her out of the car. So I guess they, I guess they did something to get her out of the car. I, this is great. I, you know, and again, what a worthy monocle. Electric fuel. A few over the week. A man that just drunkenly saw another man trying to pull.

No, this is when you're like, bro, you know, fucking tag, bro. And he's like, bro, I actually went to the pig farm this morning, bro, I didn't get that fucking tag going on yet, bro. I said, not, bro, you're fake your car, bro. He's in the fucking pool. You don't know that I really read this article. I don't know.

No one is here on TJS. TJ Yarbrough. No, he's just a guy. Who's he saving the management? The woman that was... Oh, the management doesn't. Don't enough to drive her car into a pool. Can she drown in a car in the pool?

Yes. That's the whole thing. I don't know. But also, the interesting thing is, even though the car in the pool. Yes. That's the whole thing. That's what I know man. But also the interesting thing is, even though the car was fully submerged, the electric window still rolled down. So we just told her to roll down the window and then she just came out of the window.

That's not even, okay. So he just exicted your producer. You know, he literally was like, Oh, yeah, she's gonna want to do the air. She's gonna want to roll the window down. Yeah, you notice that, oh yeah, you know, you're submerging in a water? Yeah, you're gonna want to roll the window down. Yeah, you notice that. Oh, yeah, you know, you're submerging in water. Yeah, you're gonna want to roll that window down.

You get out of there. Yeah, keep lower in the window down. You're gonna want to get enough for you to squirl your body out. Yeah, the driver crashed through a fence next to the complexes parking lot. And then the car they said it felly flopped into the pool. Oh my God, this is belly flopped. Like it's at a July 4th party. I can eat so dumb.

So I do it fucking the AI. So I writing articles, I was expecting maybe broke the window, but you literally they just rolled. I didn't know they worked under water though, the electric windows. So isn't that something I think they do and they don't. I feel like they a lot of times they won't. But I don't know. So no, sorry, it's LPLGmail.com.

How fucked are we in these driving caskets we call cars? I think she may have been drunk. Oh, no, here's a, yes. Yes, I think so. Okay. Now, here's a really disgusting story. Oh, I was working at a general hospital as a brand new PTA. My patient around 95 years old,

who couldn't stand up anymore. And we were working on transferring into a wheelchair. Okay. This patient was frail when her skin was paper white. Oh, it's translucent. My grip was slipping on the gate belt. I had around her waist as she was falling back into the chair. Uh-oh.

I gripped her forearm by the elbow. She left out a little yelp. And when she did, I noticed there was a cut, there was a forearm like bleeding, welling up at his hands. And as I leaned forward, I saw that it wasn't just some kind of cut, but her frail, loose skin had separated from her arm in a jagged cut

completely around, this her conference of her forearm that basically went down to her hand exposing several inches of raw meat. Oh, meat. That's what it couldn't stop. I started a panic. And after covering several towels and blood, the patient screaming, a group of patients nursed and rushed in to take her over.

And it was probably all the time my career since then that I ever did meet someone who's skin that was that fragile. So yep. Oh, man. That was just basically because we look because we're sure my last words. Yeah, to keep you in the head space. Oh man. I know. Oh, that being old, your paper thin paper thin skin. I just can't you literally can get it snagged on things and just walk and then it just like unravels. That's all I got. I was like, honestly, I was talking about this, like with this Natalie last night about like, my the exoskeleton parking is gonna be so key.

Yeah. Cause I do think that exoskeletons are the key to like how cause our brains and our bodies, our goopy bodies are gonna live to like one, 21. Yeah, but wouldn't like with Darth Vader when he finally took off the mask and it was revealed that he's just a white dude. Yeah.

But you know what was face kind of went with him. Yes. With the exoskeleton, you have to like, it's going to merge to your body. Depends on how you use it. I wouldn't be using my name a basket form. And it was sitting a little basket in the center of it like crang and the body around it will operate. You know what I mean?

And it's like, but then you have, you have your exoskeleton parking, which I think it's going to be true. Super crush. Well, why would you have to park the exoskeleton parking, which I think it's gonna be true, super-cruish. Well, why would you have to park the exoskeleton when you need it throughout the day? What I hope is that long after I'm dead, people are gonna have to figure out how to disarm my exoskeleton. Oh, yeah. And it's on a constant security, squeep, moat.

That's right. So now it's patrolling the outside of my home. But just as your dead body attaches to it. Yeah, it attaches to the inside of it. No one can get me out of it. Right? And then everyone's going to try to go into me and like, you know, like, temper detection, temper detection. And then like, shoot whoever gets a electrocute. Oh, electrocution. That's great. Very bad man. Yeah. I'm a very cool man. I'm going to fun weekend and shows. You're, you're going to have a fun weekend and show up. I'm like drop comedy club. It's give me go we're going to San Diego Comic Con.

I don't know when or where. Oh, I'm actually gonna fucking miss that one. Yeah, you're gonna be in Vegas. I'm gonna be okay. I can't complain. Yeah, you're doing a lot. I'm doing a lot of show. Lost Vegas show July 29th.

It's gonna be fucking awesome. Every Sunday in July, I'm on the road somewhere. So come and see me. Please God. We're all booked up. I'm very excited. We got to wait for Henry. And to live every day knowing for a fact that barbecue's coming and I know that that is a song on my heart that will sing. And I laugh thinking about it.

I know I'm going to go to Atlanta. I'm probably going to go to either daddy days. I don't know if that's easy, even as good as it was, but I do remember I might go to Fox Brothers just because I'm there. Dude, I saw them on triple G Fox brothers is very famous and there's a new like new gen Barbecue in the mix now and I don't mind get into I'll do a little deep. There's a little There is honestly any Atlanta food wrecks. Let me know as always. I always want to hit it up I am just gonna as always I always wanna hit it up. And I am just gonna love. Loved your barbecue.

The fact that it's gonna set back all these healthy things I'm trying to do for myself. But that's why you do the healthy thing. That's the whole point. I'm in a constant game of I live super healthy for about four days. Great. And then I live like an absolute fucking animal

for the other three. That's perfect. And it seemed to take, it is taking its toll. Yeah, it's well, I think it's slowly. It's like that I'm going overboard in the... Oh, I lived healthy for four days. I could do whatever I want within these three days. I feel like I still... That's the only issue with my dry jans.

I feel like then the other 11 months, I'm like, I took that one month off. That's the problem. But that's not good. No, no, because I'm just... You're not... I guess you're not supposed to do it for Pat. No, you're not. But then, no, no, because I'm just, I, you're not, I guess you're not supposed to do tit for cat. No, you're not.

But then, how else do I leave? What else do I do if there is no, like, we're warred at the end of a punishment? Because I view all this, because like, I'm in trouble, you live in healthy. I hate, I hate every second of it. Well, it's just the thoughts come in and I actually had a dream that involved not even a joke hamburger highway Sput your hamburgers on the side of an highway. I don't even know what the meds. I don't know what it meant Yeah, I'm like a Lenny of my sin men

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