Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Hot Tub Conspiracy

Episode Date: January 10, 2019

This week: robots vs robots, conspiracy theory brawls, and brazen murders. ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, what's up everyone the boys of last podcast on the left here. I know you want to tell you about our new special be filmed it in Chicago It was an unbelievable experience and you can enjoy it as well. Go to www.lastpodcastlive.com Don't forget to put the www We're going in the way we back machine all the way to 2001 The technological glitch that we're trying to get tech support for but still just put it in the www www
Starting point is 00:00:37 This is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started Man 2019 is off to a rockin new year my friend. Oh, yeah, buddy Dick Clark style I am feeling it man. Dick Clark what a handsome Frankenstein. He was yes I can't believe he finally died. How many people did it take to kill him? No, no age killed mr. Clark And the sad thing is if you go back and watch his final countdown It really is his final countdown because he can't count down from ten anymore He stumbles around seven jumps to four goes back to eight. It's kind of confusing
Starting point is 00:01:24 But they still clapped for him which I think was really nice when they had him propped up by two of those What are those horses that they do like what you would have the where you'd put up the blockade for parades? It's short like horse like it was horse cops. I think if there's things with it's him on either side and he was going, hey All right, you'll got it dick. He's a legend. All right everyone Welcome to last podcast on the left side stories We're gonna side store side stories. We have a fun episode. I think or not. I don't know we're gonna do our best When it comes down to it's like kid does it always have to be fucking fun? I don't know me. Can it just be real? Uh-huh be raw
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, you want to get you want to get real world with it when we we're gonna stop being polite and start getting real Absolutely, I want us to be put in a hot tub together and forced by a producer to drink until we black out and wake up in a bed next to each other I have been getting very deep into the move on field manual. Okay. That's good. That's good. And a part of it is technically There is a I'm supposed to not disclose What's inside this manual? Okay, but just disclose it because I'm sure you can Google it and find it and see all the details It's actually hard to find but I'm for it that not behind a paywall. They did a good job with that Because a lot of it's you have to make a lot of promises very up top
Starting point is 00:02:49 There's a lot of forms that you have to look at that says like but they do treat you With in the move on world. It's not even a bit where it's like they believe that the lanyard should be able to get you on a crime scenes And that are you sure you should be the first one Are you joining a cult right now because if you're going to join one just bite the bullet and do Scientology It'll help your career as pilot season go out there. You could be the wacky neighbor or something man I wish man. I wish I had that kind of fucking scratch dude. That's big That's a big time scratch, but the with move on one of the chapters and I'll break that'll break the code It's straight up
Starting point is 00:03:28 Says it's got like a breakdown right manual of how you as a VIP field investigator should go about removing alien implants from the bodies of People, okay? Well, it's just it doesn't seem safe. This seems in the realm of someone who is sort of a you know a Not doctor, but I can give you a silicone butt-in plant. Yes, like it doesn't seem very every it's very casual It's definitely putting more on the emphasis of a doctor as someone who's like a puppeteer of the human meat form Like someone that is the whole job is like essentially. I'm a butcher I Think that things in the manual are to be taken with a grain of salt
Starting point is 00:04:12 But a lot of the math in there is very thick and once I really wrap my head around it I'm certain I'll be smarter. Oh, right. Well, you'll definitely have more information and in a strange way It might make you dumber because that's also possible, which is quite possible. Yeah. All right. I am Ben That's Henry Travis morning start. You might hear him talking as well Quick updates evidently on the show that we did before the new year. We predicted no celebrity deaths Immediately two of our childhood icons two of our childhood favorites Super Dave Osborne died and then the greatest broadcaster in wrestling history mainstream
Starting point is 00:04:51 Oakland also died so we didn't we didn't get that right, but then again like you know, everyone's a celebrity these days Everybody says everybody gets their 15 minutes castle. Sure, but heavens a little bit funner today, isn't it? But super Dave is fucking hilarious Bob Einstein Yep, Einstein. I think it's Browns Einstein. Okay, because he and he's Albert Brooks's brother They he is a funny motherfucker his His Norm MacDonald appearance on a live and and every single appearance of Super Dave on the Gilbert Godfrey podcast Yeah fucking gold the one issue I do have to take with the obituaries when it comes to Mr. Einstein is they say curb you and curb your enthusiasm actor
Starting point is 00:05:41 You know Einstein has or Einstein has died. It's Super Dave Osborne. That's who died not enthusiasm actor who who cares this is the part of the this is the part of the show where we become more isolated from our audience Yeah, about it's Super Dave. That's how it is 1977 smoke support. You're coming Well, it's true as long as we don't start yelling about 1776 we'll commence again. I think we're still gonna be okay Alright, also we heard back from our listeners when it comes to bullets in a fire Yes, apparently they do go off and it's not I guess not quite as dangerous than if it's in a gun But well, I got a good god a good breakdown from a listener again I don't know if he does not say explicitly. I could say his name. Okay, don't do it. I won't say it
Starting point is 00:06:34 So I won't necessarily say it But he was So this is from him. I was in the army for eight years when I was in Afghanistan And one of our vehicles was hit by enemy rounds and caught fire and the ensuing fire and gulf the entire vehicle After the fire burned out my unit was directed to bring the vehicle back to our base later We had to go inside the vehicle to make sure that the radio is another sensitive equipment was removed This took places days after it cooled down the steel actually retained heat longer than any of us expected And we couldn't enter for over a day and the section of the vehicle that we store extra ammunition
Starting point is 00:07:09 All of the ammunition had exploded or cooked off as we call it I was surprised to see that the projectiles the bullet portion of the ammunition was still laying on the shelves But that the brasses cases were gone after an after a brief search. We found that the brass cases were scattered throughout the inside of the Vehicle mostly on the full mostly on the floor peeled out and deformed from exploding in movies of popular culture It's assumed that the bullet is part of that flies out of the fire, but it turns out When a round of ammunition is loose IE not in the barrel of a gun the bullet self doesn't move very far But the very much lighter brass casing is the part that explodes So basically it explodes and it leaves a bunch of bullets. That's cool. We're all learning little shrapnel
Starting point is 00:07:50 I guess still dangerous not as dangerous of course if it was in a in going down the barrel of a gun But there we go. We're learning together. That's why we do Edutainment we're edutainers speaking of edutainment. I want to thank everyone who has gone out and bought our special You can find it at www now that stands for the world wide web Do you remember this when it was surfing the web and surfing the net? I still surf the net man I get wet every night. I don't want to know any more details on that discussed incentives So search WWW last podcast live comm check out the special. It's six dollars and 66 cents Thanks so much for your great responses thus far and DM us on Instagram
Starting point is 00:08:36 And we'll make sure to put your if I find it we we get a lot So I'm sure I've some have fallen through the cracks, but I would like to put those into my story and And give you a little shout out. So thank you all so much and that special is gonna be there all year long So and we'll have another one for you at the end of this year and it's not a bit you got to put the WWW And it because it's 2006 and tell you what and if you do put the WWW in there You put your put your snail mail address out there We'll send you a CD-ROM of AOL so that you can then upload it to the proper areas of the bulletin board Oh my god AOL. I just got my encyclopedia Britannica. This is sweet. I'm gonna learn so much from these books
Starting point is 00:09:18 Don't you fucking talk shit about that? That's how I learned what masturbation was and that's how I learned how to shave Wait you wait a second you went to the dictionary to figure out what masturbation is you couldn't figure this out on your own When I was a boy right now I was learning I knew Something had to be done with my dick, right? Well, we're gonna get to a true crime story here in a second, but okay, so yeah at six years old My penis was really attack is like really getting a lot of my mental attention Okay, it was getting hard and I didn't understand it I never wanted what I never was one of those boys that thought like their penis was broken
Starting point is 00:09:55 I was like this is hard and it's hard for a purpose and I know that for a fact because when I rub it at the edge of the tub I feel good, right? And so at first what I do is I'd form a cloud of bubbles in the bath thinking that that's what I how I could do it I used to stick my dick in none of it was happening and then like some perverted bird flying through the clouds Yes, yes thinking that you could come from the clouds like birds. That's how clouds. That's how birds fuck Oh, they go through the clouds until they get harder than they fuck each other. I don't know if that's true No, I don't think it is but all right adjutainment Mm-hmm, but I got out the bite heard the term masturbation from somewhere
Starting point is 00:10:32 I think it was maybe some sex ed class in elementary school or something and then I looked it up in a I looked it up in encyclopedia and it said manual. I seen remember it was like manual administration of a Of your sexual parts and again, I didn't truly understand what I was until I started trying surfaces Now it's like seven or eight years old. I'm trying surfaces rubbing our various services and I was like, oh close the loop You are you gotta do up top and underneath it. You're the boy from happiness that disgusting movie Geez also, I don't know what they it's been a rap ever since I don't know what they teach you in your queen's school
Starting point is 00:11:14 If you're six years old and they're giving you sex ed training I'm gonna say that's a little young when I was growing up in Wisconsin They didn't even let us know they would they just said that thing was another toe I know that it could do anything until I was at least 28 I had one of the best teachers in the world about masturbation Um a guy by the name of Podesta jump Hey, he used to come by the house and I got to meet all of them him Al Roker David Dinkins Oh whole crew man. Oh, the boys club. They call themselves. I don't know how you brought David
Starting point is 00:11:48 Dinkins and Al Roker into this but all right. Well, we have a couple of updates These are shows that these are subjects that we covered in our show the first one interestingly enough speaking of New Year's It happened. I believe on during the New Year's parade involving um Shinrikyo Well, we're gonna say it's a little bit on the limb of that. It's involving um Shinrikyo But it is interesting nine heard it's a car rams into New Year's crowd on famed Tokyo Street At least nine people have been injured one seriously when a driver deliberately plowed his car into a crowd Celebrating New Year's Eve along a famous street in Japan's capital The street was the the fashion district of Tokyo the Harajuku at 10 minutes past midnight
Starting point is 00:12:31 And the driver identified as Kazuhiro Kuzakabe was arrested on this scene on suspicion of arrest and murder and according the national broadcaster NHK He told police he was acting in retribution for the death penalty giving no precise details now What we know for a fact is that the Japanese government murdered murdered Executed 15 people last year and 13 of those were the members of om Shinrikyo I don't believe that he did this as a sort of revenge Movement in the name of om Shinrikyo Well, but he would not purposely name it to the you know
Starting point is 00:13:06 That's interesting now because they finally killed Shoko Asahara and as we talk joke about in our special you can hear it It'll you can hear it They hung him which gave him one last chance a chance to levitate which he could not do Yeah, is it possible now with the hanging? That he has become more of a deity that now om Shinrikyo is gonna have a resurgence. There's gonna be You know because now it's sort of everything old is new again Maybe they're definitely would like you to think that I think that especially this young man would like you to think that But I don't know if it has much of a reach. I know that they still have cells
Starting point is 00:13:47 That are alive. I know that they're trying to keep his memory alive I think this technically does help towards making him immortal and making him a martyr, but they the Japanese government seemed pretty Into the idea of Really compressing that right you don't want that to be they don't want him to be a super martyr Which is why they kill them so fast without any sort of paddaging tree sure, you know, I'm a little sick of this You know what I'm a little sick of this is I'm gonna be like that dude from 60 minutes What was that Mickey Rooney? No, Andy Rooney, Andy Rooney, yeah, Mickey Rooney What an incredible Asian actor of the 1950s
Starting point is 00:14:26 Some problematic roles in hindsight He was very tiny he was very tight. I am sick of these people driving their cars into crowds That's what I'm gonna say it here. I know it's a bull stance. That's really brave I know it happened in Charlottesville There was another dude here in Times Square driving his car into a crowd killed somebody from Michigan Get out of your car. You got to go fist to cuffs getting getting someone's face I mean, it's just the weakest possible way to create havoc and possibly kill someone. I don't like it The car is doing it. I believe car violence should only be done against cars
Starting point is 00:15:00 I agree I think that if you're gonna attack other people or at other objects with your car needs to be other cars I am one of those that believe that warfare should in many ways should be even unless they are enemies They need to be stamped out in the night because certain people do need to be wiped out in the night And I have a list of them that I don't share I know I wrote it down and my diary and I keep it there. It's a little list and it's and it's it's long It's getting longer. Oh, okay, but when it comes to your cars, I think that it should be car versus car I think I get my new car
Starting point is 00:15:32 I'm getting a new car and this thing's gonna be built to attack others on the road Yeah, but I'm not gonna run through crowds because crowds are trying to have a good time. I like crowd They're on their feet. They don't got the wheels. It's not I'm fine with crap. Absolutely Also, there's a new movie coming out called bumblebee Isn't that fun? All right, that's a car. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's not good man. Oh, no, I'm not good. I am not gonna see it As a matter of fact twitchel mark twitchel the dude we're covering This week and last week on last podcast on the left proper
Starting point is 00:16:08 He was a big fan of bumblebee Well, and I think it's really bringing down the street cred of that transformer twitchel might be the biggest ebag we've ever covered as we talk about on the show and It's just the things that he liked Are now downgraded in my mind by at least 10 tomatoes To go with our tomatoes Well, who here who does the voice for bumblebee? Oh, I have no idea is will will freadle It's so see the is this the original guy. I
Starting point is 00:16:38 love old Voice look a voice actor guys because they look fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah, no in the in the wild Well, where we're at that's close. Well, will freadle was the voice of bumblebee I guess in the new cartoons and will freadle was also the older brother and boy meets world I love boy means world to tell you what though time is not being friendly to him. Oh That's okay time won't be friendly to any of us Speaking of doing time we have a story here. This is an update on Charles Manson's followers story I mean, how many more followers do we have here of the Manson clan that the two gals are still alive and this dude
Starting point is 00:17:20 Robert bocea bocea lay bocea lay bocea lay bocea lay bocea lay Robert bocea lay now this dude He's 71 years old. He's been incarcerated for around 50 years. He killed this Musician the dude's name was Gary Hinman and he tortured him for several days Anyway, he is up for parole in your home state of California or at least your current resident state of California they rejected him previously 18 times, but it looks like he may be getting out this time As there's only one more Hearing that he has to go through and if they say you're free to go We got one of Manson's followers back on the streets
Starting point is 00:18:06 I tell you what they do though in California is that they don't really do a death penalty here But what they do do is they feed you with enough carbs that you get slightly bloated and then it's like you're invisible Yeah, it's like you don't exist. You're done. You're done I do you think are you one of those do you believe that he is already that he's served enough time? Do you think that it was his his crimes should be forgiven? Well, you know the thing is about this, you know me I I'm I I believe in redemption stories 50 years is a long time of course you love creed, too Creasy yes, I did and creed the band because aren't they they're all about redemption That did Scott Stapp lost his mind many many years ago, and I think he's probably naked in the streets screaming about something right now
Starting point is 00:18:53 That's his fucking prerogative. We got Deborah Tate now. She is the sister of Sharon She is going she goes to all of the parole hearings She she says a quote here. She says he is still very dangerous She goes on to say Gary Hinman was a was his friend music teacher his peer. She continues He viciously killed him. This is not a nice guy. No safe to say And of course Tate she operates a site advocating for the continued incarceration of Manson's followers But now we have a situation where the dude is 71 years old you look at Gary Hinman I mean the guy is maybe a hundred pounds soaking wet obviously a brutal murder
Starting point is 00:19:35 Dude's been there for 50 years in prison the guy who killed him Robert Bousslet Bousslet I'm gonna say That's a doozy because obviously, you know It's gonna negatively affect the family even more of these people But is he still the question is is this dude a threat to society well 71 years old I would say probably not the problem is that when you're part of like for me the problem is when you're part of like a Symbolic crime that sort of defines an era right that's what's hard is that Releasing him in many ways seems to forgive the entire Manson family for what happened
Starting point is 00:20:18 Right and Charles Manson and what they did was both No, it wasn't just a funeral for those people which is true. They also killed any idea of the hippie movement They destroyed the the wonder and magic of the 60s right issued in the dark 1970s what they what their chapter in America is like unfortunately It's supposed to be there to like learn This this concept of oh if you want a peaceful utopia and just know there's gonna be a bunch of fucking worms They're gonna try to flip that for their own weird agendas and that's the problem said we let him go Then it's like we are forgiving Charles me as well. Interestingly enough. So the dude was sent in this is I'm gonna call him boozy
Starting point is 00:21:01 He was sent off boozy boozy. He was sentenced in 1972 death Now it was later overturned in 73 But another member of the Manson family Leslie van houten Leslie van houten She was recommended for parole in September and could be freed as early as later this month So we could have two Manson followers on the street I mean if Leslie van houten is out now She actually was there for the gutting of Sharon Tate and the murder of her child and Sharon she was You know, do we have a double standard? I think if you let Leslie out you gotta let you gotta let boozy out the Manson
Starting point is 00:21:39 Families once they're all dead because now that Manson is dead. It seems like the pressure is coming off on all of their parole hearings Yeah, I think now that he's gone They that's like that was the phantom that they had built up in the first place Right, he was the head of the snake So it's oh, I think that there was almost like a weird little fear that parole boards even had up to this point Oh, totally Charles Manson could still activate these sleeper cells and then right all these 70 year old sleeper cells To basically just take up time at the gelsons. I guess is that what they wanted? I mean they're of the age where literally they'll just go to sleep, but that's okay
Starting point is 00:22:17 I mean, so I don't know that but that's a let us know what you think about that Should boozy should he be getting out should Leslie van houten getting out be getting out or is that too much of a? burden on the family specifically when it comes to deboratate and her organization because I Understand their anger that is for certain, but the question is did they serve their time and should they have their? should they have the the gift of dying in a comfortable bed somewhere Because you know people are gonna do a go fund me like when Leslie van houten gets out
Starting point is 00:22:54 There's gonna be some people out there who are like come stay in our house like come live with us for a while Same thing with boo say there's gonna be fans. They were speaking to her They literally could make hundreds of thousands of dollars doing a collegiate. Well, maybe not a college speaking to her But maybe not a college. Yeah, I that is quite possible But also these people are not built for the outside world not anymore. They are completely What's the term? Well, they've become they have become broken by the by the prison system. They're fully institutionalized. Yeah, fully So now they're fully institutionalized or now and good. They are there. They have no clue what it's like to make it on the outside
Starting point is 00:23:34 You're seven years old you getting three hots and you caught for fucking 40 50 years, right? So now you're gonna get you're gonna come out there. What is it? 75 year old? You're gonna like what are you gonna do? You're gonna become a SoundCloud rapper? You I mean, I don't know if they can deal with getting a face tattoo at this point, but you know again I tell you what go on. They would definitely go on podcasts Oh, man, I will I it'll cost me it'll cost you five hundred dollars if you want my you know, whatever Because their stories haven't been fully told by from their own perspective yet, you know, so it's true Who knows I believe that that's true
Starting point is 00:24:08 And they'll probably have a book deal and shit like that because they can't that's the only way that they would probably able to make it on the outside world in terms of making any sort of money Oh, yeah, I imagine that they would really get out of jail in two days later. They would literally just die It's possible. It's possible. It's hard out there. All right. Well, let's tell you all a story Let's go to Utah Now this dude, this is about conspiracy theories and this is about arguments and I just want to say this up top Never get into a fight over conspiracy theories No, a Utah man bites off chunk of another man's ear after arguing over conspiracies a conversation about conspiracy theories escalated
Starting point is 00:24:46 To to a physical altercation where a man allegedly bit off a chunk of another dude's ear at the North Salt Lake home Uh-uh at a North Salt Lake home. This was on New Year's Day. This New Year's Eve and New Year's Day was pretty eventful Yes, a lot of people had some booze going through their systems Court record record records indicate the ordeal began at a family party where several adults were in a hot tub Oh Yeah Does it say which conspiracy theories they were fighting over? Yes I'm gonna get to that right here in a second. Brian David Boyack. He's 43 years old. God, I can't stop thinking of those old people
Starting point is 00:25:27 What was it about Schmidt about Schmidt? Oh, yeah, he baits. Oh, yeah, she's a she's a wonderful person My god, what a hot tub scene Brian David Boyack. He's a 43 year old dude He became upset while talking about quote big banking and essentially conspiracy theories According to a probable cause statement Apparently one of the adults in the hot tub works for a bank and became the target of a heated conversation with Boyack Boyack began packing up his things to leave as the other members of the group retreated to the house. This is according The victim stated that he had locked Boyack outside because he was quote acting crazy
Starting point is 00:26:07 He stated that he was also worried that Boyack would try to drive after he had been drinking He also stated that Boyack picked up picked up a patio furniture chair and began hitting the front of the house Windows with it a detective wrote so the male victim opened up the front door to tell Boyack to stop hitting the house with a chair He bite a whole chunk of his ear off well, that's when Boyack physically attacked the man pinned him to the ground and Evidently this is where the state the victim says he started He stated he was trying to push Boyack off of him Then he bit his left ear very hard. He stated that Boyack bit off a large part of his ear and according to the detective
Starting point is 00:26:51 Who was able to view the ear it left a huge chunk of missing flesh So the I mean he got very serious about the big banking and conspiracy theory and this guy But the sad thing is this guy probably worked as like a mid-level dude at like a chase And he just really got offended that this guy was making fun of his industry. I Don't know if it's that it sounds like it's the opposite It sounds like a man was truly onto something and then he was into he was in a groove and he were in the hot tub and Unfortunately, though as I'm gonna say this from personal experience Uh-huh
Starting point is 00:27:29 You can feel in the room you could feel the vibe of a group when you have taken that conversation Past the point where it's hot tub conversation Yeah comfortable or fun where you alienate everybody and they're just again in a hot tub on New Year's Day Maybe sipping a little bit of wine trying to have a family time is that you should be Slicking the wheels to get a swap going right at this point That's what the conversation should be doing you got a bunch of consenting adults in a hot tub everybody's feet are touching Oh, yeah, you could maybe see Deborah and a bikini for the first time. Maybe she's been working out since she's had the kid Right. She's looking good. This really is a time to be like saying sensual things
Starting point is 00:28:11 Stuff like our Kelly was wrong and everybody agrees, right? Of course, yeah, good do good big topics, right? We're a fun and make you look like a normal person, you know, but I also truly understand though Kissel. What's that? He was on a roll score stir He was on earth. He was on a roll and scorched earth policy is sometimes extremely important And that the really the only way to sometimes show how serious you are and how serious the topic should be taken Sometimes unfortunately, you got to turn it up to 13. Well, I don't know if you have requires you don't have to It doesn't seem like it doesn't it seems like the conversation was more just mildly annoying and then it really
Starting point is 00:28:51 Spun out of control when he took the lawn furniture and started hitting a house because they weren't taking him seriously No respect. They were in the middle of playing. They weren't they were in the middle of playing human soup They were in a hot tub, which by the way, I think is the most disgusting part of this whole story Hot tubs or cesspools for germs and disease. You don't like hot tubs. No not with other people in them that you're ridiculous It's a sign of wealth. It's a sign of comfort. It's incredible It's it is literally like being in a hot toilet with a group of elderly people. You got to take care of it That's the sad part. No, you got to take care of it. It needs to be outdoors too. It needs to be in a nice deck No indoor hot tubs. No, no, that's disgusting. That's disgusting because then the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls from
Starting point is 00:29:35 I always have a fantasy about getting a hot tub in the middle of our living room like in the apartment You know and just seeing all the all the pictures wilt out of their frames comes how moist it is inside the apartment You sound it sounds like an idea Kramer from Seinfeld would come up with I think that he did actually I think he did I think he did but it's important sometimes for people to see you What lines are you willing to cross now seriously? You're willing to take yourself all times that line in a sand needs to be dug a little deeper because Kissle all it was ruined hot tub night, which again God knows what was gonna happen. There could have been three affairs started that night And he nipples in the butt. I am not saying he is correct. I'm not saying that he is correct in ruining the vibe
Starting point is 00:30:17 I am saying though Unfortunately, and I am I am personally in 2019. I'm trying to aggressively be more positive Okay, good. I'm trying to take my take my positivity more seriously try to be more positive of in general Okay, but I do understand that sometimes I'm walking in scenario and what the all these people these strangers are just met They think they don't know that I have been waging a war inside of my own brain all day until I arrived And you all are on a hot tub time, but unfortunately in my mind I'm in Lafcan to stand ready to lay down the law I don't care if some civilians get fracked. Well, it doesn't seem like they were they were family
Starting point is 00:30:57 I think they were all like friends and family No, it's he too. It was a bad moment for him Yeah, should not have done this then but I do understand once that lights yellow and it starts going red There's not a lot you could do and if you're already going 75, right? And and the and the yellows turning to red. This is my 35 year old father This is my metaphor right sometimes you got to bust that light And you don't know who's on the other side of that light Well, I'm the cop and sometimes the fucking priest and sometimes you're gonna roll over that priest and your fucking Subaru out back
Starting point is 00:31:28 Have you got to sometimes you get t-boned by another car that has you know? Maybe doing something not illegal and then that's an innocent victim. Isn't that victims innocent victim All right, so that was that was a more light-hearted story involving homes and what happens in houses This is a lot of things it turns out. There's a lot of things that happen in houses Okay, this next story now We are this is very serious number one this story is a serious story So we will not we will never make fun of the victims we never do but there is a dude
Starting point is 00:32:02 He is a democratic super donor. His name is Ed Buck now evidently last year He he has a thing Henry can get the more details here as well But he has a fetish I guess of picking up young African-American men Drugging them and then having sex with their bodies extremely vile extremely illegal and horrible Last year a individual overdosed. They said it was accidental. So the police were like, okay, mr. Buck It's all good. Don't let it happen again. Well, well guess what it happened again So twice in two years a young African-American man Overdosed on heroin in Ed Bucks house and he has still not been charged with any kind of crime whatsoever
Starting point is 00:32:49 Now according to Ed Buck his what he just loves people and he loves helping people So what he said is that what he says? Is that what he says about how this is why this is fine because he wants to help people Yes, and about the 2017 dead in 2016. He met the young man. His name was I believe it Jamal I believe it is pronounced Jamal more. He felt that he needed to take care of this young man He brought him into his home and it seems to be he then Accidentally died of a meth overdose inside of his apartment even when they found all the paraphernalia According to Ed Buck what he said was that well, I invited this man to my home to Rehabilitate him and help him but his habits followed him inside
Starting point is 00:33:35 But what he did not know more wrote a diary the whole time and he said quote I've become addicted to drugs and the worst one at that Ed Buck is the one to thank He gave me my first injection of crystal meth according to Lieutenant Derek all for it He says this regarding how this could happen twice He says it is suspicious that it is suspicious that this has happened twice now, so we're gonna conduct a thorough investigation To determine if it's criminal in nature I am not a detective, but I would say sniff around just do some do a little sniffing around put your little detective nose on Sniff sniff around because if he is supplying these kids or young men with drugs
Starting point is 00:34:17 And they just all happen to be dying Not to mention the drugging and having sex with their bodies, which is a crime which we don't know Necessarily if that is fed is this fetish, but it's it has been pointed towards that is yes It's fetish and then he likes to inject them and then I don't know what he does with them What I want them to just look at too because they said paraphernalia was found in the house And he's like well he brought his habit into my home And if there is like a single like for some reason I imagine Ed Buck has like a meth pipe Cozy like he's the type of guy who has sort of like the various paraphernalia where it's not even just the paraphernalia
Starting point is 00:34:55 It's got like Holders for it like the nice stuff if that is happening if we're seeing a meth pipe on a little pillow That is not that person's fault. That is Ed Bucks fault right he has all of the accessories to go with his drug habits So now there are people who are protesting outside of Ed Bucks home But one of those people is Jasmine Caddock a political activist in South Carolina Said that the latest man to die in his apartment fit the profile of people who have contacted her with concerns about mr. Buck she accused mr. Buck of picking up black man outside bars Contacting them on dating apps and paying for those outside to fly to this state of California
Starting point is 00:35:38 This is what she said she said he never stops most recently a young man He flew in from Minnesota and sent me his plane ticket showing me that Ed Buck had flew him in and that he had been part and that He had partied and played with Ed Buck later later miss Kanek added There will probably be some other young man who heads upstairs who has no idea of what happened today So he seems to be and this is the question we had before the show is this man a Accidental serial killer or is this really nefarious to the point where he drugs them? So much that he knows they're gonna dive an overdose. He seems a little Domoresque to me I think that you could say that I think that if you're if you're main fantasies to make a person completely
Starting point is 00:36:25 Immobile so that you could do whatever it is that you want with their body They're all you're only a couple of steps away from killing them I think that if that is just your but I know that there are people that have the normal Good kink of like watching people sleep But again if it's actors and actresses and people were like writing a contract and they have to file a W9 For you to have sex with them while they sleep been great But when it's non-consensual you're looking at some of these these fantasies are only gonna escalate They're only gonna turn into something darker. I think that the sort of the most unfortunate part of this is which is
Starting point is 00:37:04 Also, it seems to be very normal. There's all the pictures of Ed Buck just with Hillary Clinton and right all of these famous Democrats just hanging out fucking eating pizza rolls together like it's Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen commercial Well, that is true. Mr. Bucky has given quite a bit. Well, he's given a hundred and sixteen thousand bucks over time to the Democratic Party gave fifteen hundred bucks to Barack Obama and Almost three grand to Hillary Clinton. Those numbers aren't that high, but there's a lot of rules and regulations So you can't go crazy. You can give a lot to super PACs, but you can't give a lot to the campaigns themselves So mr. Buck is also a prominent in the LGBT Political circles and ran unsuccessfully for the West Hollywood City Council about a decade ago
Starting point is 00:37:47 The report but I think the reason why we find these types of people and the positions that we find them So if we look at I'm gonna say this is fucked when you say like normal quote-unquote pedophilia They what they do is they purposefully it is no coincidence that there are quite a few pedophile priests and pedophile teachers and Because what you do is you specifically look for positions in which people will automatically give you respect and authority So that people trust you and also have a hard time going against your word What we now see is quite often pedophiles are deeply embedded in our government because they actually get an extra added benefit of if I go down a
Starting point is 00:38:32 Bunch of people go down with me So now you're forced to protect me because I because if you don't You got a bunch of pictures of me in a room with you and you're like a little fucking time bomb in the center of their campaign No, but of course Ed Buck not a pedophile Because these people were they were older and teachers. Let's not malign the teachers. They're not as the teachers are good Priests, that's a whole nother story. Priests need to be wiped out Stop wearing a fucking costume. All right. I don't believe it You're the person to talk to fucking Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:39:03 But if you look at people but then we see kind of where this goes out like I use pedophiles in terms of like the idea of someone With the very dark sexual predilections seem to gravitate towards these jobs Well, this seems to me also it just reminds me of the great Jordan Peele film get out This seems to me like a white liberal Like and we're not getting in the weeds of politics here but it just seems like he justifies it all because He thinks that his politics outweigh the horrible things he does to people within his real life But he's like what else I do. Yeah, what else I do for society
Starting point is 00:39:42 No, even though you look at all these people that then it speaks to your idea that he is a potential budding serial killer You look at BTK at the same exact mentality, right viewed. Oh, but I'm a good father Oh, but I actually I'm good at my job. I I give to the church I do all this shit so that evens it out because they view life as a series of transactions instead of a Fluid which is how cycle paths look at life I mean even when it comes to Mark Twitchell again, the dude we're covering these next couple of weeks if you do the Google search on him It's just Canadian filmmaker. Yes, like no, you're Canadian filmmaker is first of all not true It was horrible and second of all, it's the murder. That's what he is, you know, he's a murder
Starting point is 00:40:27 He's a murder. So this is according to the this is according to that group who was protesting against Mr. Buck. They said the reports we have heard provide more questions than answered and again the fact that two black men have died at Mr. Buck's home in less than two years is Extremely alarming so yeah Extremely alarming I would put it as extremely alarming. I would think so What's it's two? You know what I mean because then it just gets to a point like you can you really not charge him for anything? I guess you can if it's just them if it looks like they did it
Starting point is 00:41:01 Yeah, I mean if you get someone I I don't know. I want to hear from the lawyers out there email us side story is LP OTL at gmail.com if you get someone hooked on drugs and Then that person ends up Odine. I think it's still that person That's the responsibility of the individual that died. I that's what I would assume This article's headline starts with the word another black man has died You can almost hear that you can almost hear the editor sighing as they're typing those words Lord anyway, but I do believe in people's free will I don't believe you can really make anybody do anything I think people are gonna do what they're gonna do anyway
Starting point is 00:41:42 I think it does it doesn't help if you're like, you know, I don't know man Sexy right now guess if you were high on crystal math and he's like, yeah Well, you know, but then again in this situation this guy's got a lot of powers a multi-millionaire You're going to a mansion. Maybe you don't come from the greatest economic background It's it can be overwhelming and then you don't want to you know You want to enjoy it and it could be a wonderful experience. They I have no problem with with getting Having sex with whoever the hell you want to have sex with be safe and everything So they don't know that they're going in to meet with someone who has nefarious ideas of how to get off sexually
Starting point is 00:42:22 No, and then if you already someone that has an addictive personality, that's just that is a death trap, right? And of course you already are having substance abuse problems like that's got to be like you are with this person of authority They're a huge part of your community. They're part of the LGBT community there Do you believe they're there to protect you you finally in a safe place? And then all of a sudden you're supposed to be partying with this dude like it's normal But you're like why aren't you doing any crystal meth and he's just like I'm more of a meth setter I Mean it's it's horrible and why choose young African-American men because the African-American community He knows that it's not quite as in vogue to be openly gay the download community
Starting point is 00:43:07 It's getting much better But you know he it seems to me like he is preying on a group of people that he knows for a fact Aren't gonna go out and rat him out right away. I'm sure everyone that went there has like some weird experience Which is not again that you know, that'll happen I would do a bunch of drugs with someone I would also say it's in the Democratic Party's best interest to maybe get like a Democratic Party consultant like a John Podesta to tell him to tone it down a bit tone it down tone it down Anyway, of course, so this is John Podesta just loves fancy art
Starting point is 00:43:40 He loves art and you know, that's a whole nother We've talked about that with Jeffrey Epstein and shit like that So many pedophiles Yeah, I mean it's some bright singer then just went ahead and just fucking won a golden globe for this all that Bohemian Rhapsody one of those globes just because they fucking made That little man with the big teeth do an exact impression of Freddie Mercury I did not actually perform in that movie He just literally copied every single movement that Freddie Mercury did and I actually think that that's a very big
Starting point is 00:44:12 Artistic debate. It's about whether or not is that an original acting performance if you're literally just Puppeting right exact emotions that somebody else does yeah Well, if you're in a party and you're a politician or just a normal person or an actor Just ask if you see a bunch of young people around where'd they come from where all these kids coming from here Yes, why are there fucking kids here and just the same shit It's like watching our watching the R. Kelly series the surviving R. Kelly series Right same shit. We're just being like Why is there a 13 year old girl in this room if I when I walk into a room?
Starting point is 00:44:49 And I'm like expecting fucking smoke a bunch of weed and hanging out with my friends and hoping maybe there's a couple Oh, yeah, you know do all that kind of stuff. I look and I see it a child. I'm like get this fucking kid out of here I don't want him looking at me. No, absolutely not. I mean that's when you take the joint and you say look at this See what I'm doing not smoking it not why would I smoke it and then you give them an education in drug awareness You're killing my mind. You're killing my fucking vibe child. I need you up It's not their fault or Kelly wants to anyway. I haven't watched that yet I'm gonna say this if you're 13 and you're listening to this never go to recording studio alone Unless it's with Bruce Springsteen
Starting point is 00:45:31 He only wants to teach you about the road and stories in New Jersey and what it means to know the heart of America And of course the irony is you might be mind-numbingly bored Although Henry and I would be enamored with every word that old man says He'd be like I don't care about the flag and be like well, that's it. Well, we need to talk to you about the flag When I want Eddie had stories about because Ed Larsen from round table he works to Jeff Ross And Jeff Ross is really good friends with Eddie Vedder and they go to Eddie Vedder's I was like I was describing it to Natalie and she was just like oh, oh, yeah She was like we and he was like we're at the best afternoon in the world
Starting point is 00:46:10 You go to Eddie's house, and he's got a bed in cage And we had hot dogs and we played baseball So we talked about music and what was like in the 90s, and I was like that's my fucking dream Of course where I want to be Natalie's eyes rolled so hard. They like fell out of her fucking head She's like you're you are a father? Well speaking of childhood and speaking of babies This story comes from my home state of Wisconsin, and it's disgusting and really Said well number one very sad another very sad story. It's a true crime podcast, so that'll happen But please in Wisconsin allege a 28 year old babysitter killed a two-month old baby boy
Starting point is 00:46:52 Before concealing his death by dressing him in bulky winter clothes strapping him into a car seat and Pretending he was alive while handing him over to his unwitting parents. I don't like I don't like the story I don't know. I think it is definitely a sad story It's I do think it was really inappropriate to Glue the little googly eyes onto the kid because that doesn't make them look alive. It makes them look scared Absolutely, this is disgusting. The woman's name is Marissa teets sort Marissa teets sort. She was charged with first-degree intentional homicide. Yeah, and I just got to say like the balls The balls on this chick to give a dead baby
Starting point is 00:47:39 Back to the parents. Did she think that they weren't gonna realize for like a day? Like how do you think that this is a good idea? I don't know this story is so confusing It definitely seems like bad improv Where she got the kid and she thought that she could throw to this she thought this she had this kid me like What do I do? What do I do? Do I put it in a brick batting and I put it in a bread bag and act like it's bread I put it in a bread bag and act like it's bread. Oh, no, no, no, I can't do that I put it in the bowling ball bag. Oh this house doesn't have a bowling ball bag. What kind of house is this? This is definitely a bold new entry in the weakened at Bernie's franchise. Oh
Starting point is 00:48:18 Oh, this is the adopted child very extremely sad the name of the How fucking dark is that it is a homeless couple weakened at Bernie's style with a dead kid around like taking it to Disneyland and shit Oh poor baby boy Benson was the name of the baby died of blunt force trauma to the head So this psychopath beat a two-month-old baby And it also had he also had damage to the tail bone The victim's mother dropped him off at teet sorts home in wasa, which is about 30 minutes Outside of my hometown of Stevens Point, Wisconsin
Starting point is 00:48:59 That's where we used to go to the mall and get all the wrestling t-shirts at the wasa mall They she dropped her off at teet sorts home in wasa on October 18th Teet sort was also asked to babysit the baby's the baby boy's older brother according to the complaint the baby's the baby According to the complaint the baby boy's mother received a text from teet sort two hours later The message alluded to an article that had been posted by a local news website regarding child abuse allegations Against her so this is like straight-up hand that rocks the cradle So she told basically the baby is dropped off and then you imagine being a parent You dropped off your baby and then two hours later
Starting point is 00:49:41 You get a text with an article about how the person that you just left your baby with is it a child abuser This is freaking freaky stuff. What is my What is the way people go about these days choosing a babysitter because I know that we were looking for a dog sitter for Wendy And as far as I'm concerned if you are not like an actual like serving military person or a nurse or like someone Who's like a front line fireman? I won't trust you alone with my dog My dog is a very like and I'm not blaming the parents in this in any way shape or no You're looking for a babysitter. I mean you would not how do you find one? I I think you have to go to Angie's list and let's queue up a commercial for Angie's list Angie's list
Starting point is 00:50:25 Oh, they don't sponsor the show. They don't Too good for our fucking show. So we got milk on it You got a new panties because your ass has been eating your old panties All right Well, she seems like a wonderful woman and she has a list and nothing wrong could ever happen if a person's making a list When the mother met teet sort at McDonald's she picked up the three boys She picked up the boys three hours later Teet sort allegedly acted like the baby was still alive the complaint alleges
Starting point is 00:50:56 The teet sort went swimming at a nearby hotel with her son and boyfriend soon after Soon after handing over the dead baby. So this is horrible. It is it is unfortunate That she would use the time she spent like just with the bundle going like Like pretending to make baby noises and shit like it's some kind of Robin Williams Funny bit with a scarf It's just not Mrs. Doubtfire. So the no she is not Mrs. Doubtfire the mother of the mom once she got the baby tried to perform CPR and The baby this is so sad the baby had ashen had an ashen skin tone
Starting point is 00:51:37 His jaw was clenched and his lips were blue teet sort said that she baby sat the kids But she said she didn't kill the infant Which obviously is not true. He died somehow. He must have died in between Which is like that doesn't that doesn't happen. No, it does not happen. So anyway, that's that story Careful story teet sort was arrested in October two months after the father of an 11th month old girl She was babysitting filed a complaint with police alleging his child sustained facial injuries They are facial injuries well in her care. So she is she's a serial killer as well in the making, right? Yeah, well, well, she's it's not even that if serial killers have like it's almost a more empty thing
Starting point is 00:52:20 We're serial killers a lot of times have like Reasons and they have their own weird validations and they build they build up a story within their head and all that kind of stuff This is just someone who life meant nothing to her. I guess not The she looked at it if all of this was an inconvenience and hopefully she disappears Hopefully she gets to go into a concrete square and never come out ever again I hope not because I can't believe we decided to not do the we chose that story over the What was the the outback steakhouse story? Yeah, the woman who killed her parents over not being taken out back
Starting point is 00:52:56 No, all right. Well, just briefly a woman Uh-huh, so she didn't kill her parents. She threatened to kill her parents because they denied her outback steakhouse I again can kind of relate Deanna seltzer story about the Maryland man charged with fucking up guinea pig named mr. Gravy Target parking lot. That's the whole story. That is literally the whole story there Public deserves to know all right, so it do fuck the guinea pig in a target parking lot He's gonna go to jail
Starting point is 00:53:24 For torturing an animal and he was only trying to help the animal those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it That's why we have to tell people that story is a good outcome. Mr. Gravy the guinea pig is recovering nicely Everything is gonna be fine. Oh my god deputies and any control officers spoke with the witness who called 9-1-1 She provided several statements in addition to bending and contorting the animal the woman told officials she watched Mackey Repeatedly strike the animal and force its finger into its rectum. Oh the rapidness of the movements in the contortionist positions bending squeezing Touching and inserting fingers into the reproductive area. We're horrible to wit Assume so that is just right a vomit in my and a guy said you're supposed to do general health check once a month
Starting point is 00:54:12 And he's supposed to check the genital region because they can get an impact Oh, I literally just got the minutes before and I was trying to make sure he was comfortable when I noticed that They had this impaction that needed to be cleaned. You're supposed to clean that area regularly I ain't no said had me done in a long time. That is it's not a freaking shrimp. Okay, you don't got to pull out Okay, anyway, that man is disgusting Just briefly when it comes to the outback steakhouse, you had a seltzer she started punching her mom and They she got real pissed because they wouldn't because they wouldn't take her to get a blooming onion at outback
Starting point is 00:54:50 Apparently seltzer again. She began screaming and flipped over She began screaming and flipped over a large heavy glass tabletop breaking it into hundreds of pieces She continued her rampage through the house flipping over recliners and chairs and tearing up pieces of furniture Seltzer then allegedly ripped a 12 inch decorative knife from the wall ran towards her dad and Was making slashing motions with the weapon and screeching. I'm going to fucking kill you Honestly at this point, I would just say let's go to outback What she has to understand is that
Starting point is 00:55:25 While there are no rules Inside of the outback right outside of the outback. There are many rules One of which being braiding a knife with your family as your parents is going to get you jail time. It's what happens Absolutely, and lastly just real quick a robot. There's a the war against the robots. By the way, google Chinese robot dog It is horrified. It makes boston dynamics looks like it's like a little it makes it look like an erector set I think it's fucking dope. It's not dope because they're also doing the system where you have to get credits and stuff If you you know, you have to behave the state and now they're gonna have a little robot dogs
Starting point is 00:56:03 I would do this if I was running that's not dope I would never robot dogs number one thing robots can never be deputized and you can always hit a robot That's number one number two robots can never arrest you detain you in any way You cannot have that happen the war against the robots is very real They're also They it is. I don't know man. It is. I mean and also we need an automation tax, but that's a whole other thing Okay, what is this automation tax well for the robots supposed to do their own taxes? No, they're not gonna do their own taxes It's if you lose your job to a robot
Starting point is 00:56:39 That company needs to be taxed the same way as if that robot was a person and then you get it. That's how you do the ubi I love that idea. I actually think that's fantastic idea And I think that keeps people from doing them dangerous Manual labor that they shouldn't be doing they should be allowing the robots to do it And let the robots all like have fun with each other. Well, some people like to contribute to society Henry We they all don't like to be actors out in Hollywood They could do other things with it You could you could read books and you could read books in a public square
Starting point is 00:57:08 You can get books out and you could publicly read books to people as they go back and forth like the old days like troubadours Well, apparently robots also kill each other a tesla model s was operating autonomously And this one robot is called a promo bot. It's stepped out of line into the roadway and the tesla car just straight up nailed it And the crash tipped or the robot onto its side causing serious damage Now with now with parts of its body head arm mechanisms and movement platform destroyed It can be put on display. The firm says the damage is likely irreparable. So tesla The model s beat the promo bot and if you don't think that that is a horrifying
Starting point is 00:57:49 Story, then I don't know what to tell you I think it's cool. And I think they I think it's unfortunate all this robot on robot crime has happened I know robot. It's real. They're policing themselves. We're gonna raise these robots. We have to raise the robots right That's where part of it. It's not about letting them all willy-nilly We got to raise them right to respect us This robot just got knocked over on its side and it couldn't figure out how to do anything It's like it's like the the robot from the jet since it's like a turtle So why are we so scared of the robots then up to me because the car still killed the robot
Starting point is 00:58:22 Yeah, because the car should kill the robot. It's not a freaking 80s television show But I think it's that kid Would you not feel better knowing that you're inside this self-driving tesla and it can kill all the robots if it has to I actually now makes me trust the tesla more because now we know for a fact It's identifying with human beings over the robots I just feel like the world of twisted metal is best just left in a video game realm Not on the actual streets of the world Let the end be fun. The end is going to come no matter what, pistol
Starting point is 00:58:56 The end's going to come to whatever we're going to do. We can all live like in the f***ing Dispossessed where we're all going to wear like like burlap sack uniforms and work for the state Or we're going to have fun robots I'm just saying that the end doesn't have to come. We don't have to be taken over by the robot overlords We can nip it in the bud with practical legislation I don't think that the robots are going to be the ones that kill us I think it's going to be the other s*** that kills us before we get to the robots I think we side with the humanoid robots divide and conquer
Starting point is 00:59:27 Have the humanoid robots destroy the microwave robots the tesla cars and then we take care of the human oids after that Right. Well build up allies. We need to build our allies within the robot world because their their ascension Will come eventually and we have to make sure that they dig us also I just don't think that that's even possible. Did you take a look at the robot that got hit? Yeah, it's kind of cute. This might actually be like a robot sexual assault It kind of had bedroom eyes and before it got uh hit by the car. Yeah, it's kind of a cute It's kind of a it's a horny robot. It got horny. It's a rentable humanoid robot You can rent it for the measly cost of two thousand dollars a day
Starting point is 01:00:04 I but I understand that you're weary of the robots and you're allowed to be but I think a part of it is knowing That we I believe they will grow up with us It's going to take a lot. They're not going to be running rampant. The true a eyes are going crazy This tesla just ran one off the road Because that's what makes teslas fun. It makes that makes me want to buy a tesla Because they don't work No, because it crushed your the robot it crushed whatever was in my path This tesla this the accident happened on paradise road in las vegas. It's safe to say this tesla was drunk
Starting point is 01:00:38 That's what i'm gonna that's i'm concluding it robots are drinking and driving now killing other robots Um, all right, everyone. Well, thank you all so much for listening. Don't forget to go out there check out our special at www last podcast live.com. Thank you all so much for your support so far. Thanks for everything that you have done Thanks for giving to our patreon and yeah, is there anything else? Henry Zabrowski? No, man. I'm excited about the coming year. We got more. I think with side stories Uh, it's going to blossom. We're gonna start maybe having some guests on side stories See if you're interested enough for the full not for the entire hour We're gonna have more interviews
Starting point is 01:01:15 We'll have a couple of ones that already kind of kind of percolating on the horizon that I think are gonna be really fun I think you're gonna be interested in Um, and god, I'm just ready to fucking strangle this year with my tiny hands. Absolutely. All right, everyone Thank you all so much for listening inhale yourselves This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com

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