Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: How to Get Rid of Tapeworms

Episode Date: December 8, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including an update on the Idaho Co-Ed killings, Riverside's murderous internet predator cop, the German patient caught repeatedly unplugging her room mates noisy ventilator, cult leader Samuel Rappylee Bateman facing numerous child abuse charges in Arizona, the Chinese man who landed himself in hospital after eating raw crab in act of revenge for daughter, a marvelous hero of the week, corn related listener emails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories. This is one of those things where people want to ask like what's the most difficult part of your day, Henry? Yeah, like how hard is it to be who wants to ask that everybody all the reporters who has ever asked that there's these reporters outside of my home with like all of these people coming to me Henry what's incredibly difficult about your day. Civ 6 is one of those things that is difficult to do. It's a whole other side life. It's all other side like it's it's a job that I have when I leave here when you don't see me yeah the responsibility I have to my armies inside of I don't even my headphone but isn't even one of

those games where you don't even play as the characters you just dictate to the characters what to do. Do you have an idea how difficult it is to be the general of everyone? Yeah but I don't come in for me questions how do we run production but even by video game standards it's easy to play. It is not it's actually very difficult. I know it's difficult I know the strategy but I'm saying physically it's the least physical video game that you could play and games aren't even physical. What do you mean? I'm looking at my little PlayStation fingers. So you're trying to tell me that you're mad. You're saying that you're mad. My mad is more athletic than yourself. I well okay you know what I try not to ever give you an inch ever. It is true. But I am starting yes okay.

It is true. I can see how I have seen you play because like to be honest it is kind of nice because you do need the movement right it's helps you get some cardio. I'm going to get a home gym I was just googling them that's the first step. Is that the guy from Big Bang Theory? Is he going to show up for house and he's going to fucking suck your neck until you lose weight? J.I.M. But I it's but I can see yes I've seen you work up a sweat playing Madden. I don't know if it's good or bad. I feel like you should check the heat in your home. That was pandemic. But Steve Seeks is different because when I'm out again it's just it's we were talking about right before we started recording with Fernando about how like I just can't sleep after a play

because I get so wound up. You get wound up. So now I'm playing Wilder Myth which is a new RPG game because I like XCOM because it's a fantasy version of XCOM. They're not paying us any money. No they're not. It's years old. This is also not Holden McNeely's show where we talk about video games that make us fatter. I can make it Holden McNeely show you ready? Oh god. In me, in me, why am I so big? My shirt's getting small. Like he did say that to me. He's like I'm just going to pull my clothes in the laundry machine. I was just like I don't know man. All right. Welcome to Side Stories everyone. Yeah, you got one of our oldest friends. Again, 25 years of friendship and it just seems if you only read the dialogue of what you say

about him. I hate him. But it's not true. It's because again, you only roast the ones you love. Unless you're paid for by Viacom. Absolutely. All right everyone. Well, we have a small update here. What to start with? Do we want to start now? Honestly, this is I mean that's kind of a hard segue into Idaho. Yeah, it is. But anyway, this is so it's tragic, everyone. We all know it. It's horrible. I'm getting a lot of messages from people that are within the town. It is pronounced Moscow. I did not realize that. I thought it was Moscow. This is very difficult. Maybe put an oom loud over the O. No, no, no. I think it would be Moscow. Moscow? But the people that I've received messages from, everybody is obviously still very frightened about what happened and there is a lot

of rumors swirling around, which is why you have to be very responsible. You do. And how we present this information. Absolutely. Because we are fourth hand reporters. So we can't mess this up. If we mess this up, we're screwed. I don't know. I mean, because that's a very fabric of America. It's the fourth person away from anything that matters. Technically, we're the ones, we get the word out the most. So we have to be, we have to be careful. But speaking of hands, there was a hand print that has been going around making news. It was on the door window or the glass, the glass there of a door, I believe. And there was some speculation that could be from the suspects. What we talked a little bit before the show is that right now that's still

sort of like a nothing burger. We're not quite certain where that what that's leading to yet. We do know that they have eliminated a lot of suspects because there was a guy that was called the hoodie guy that was a guy that was near the truck. They went to a food truck. So two of the victims went to a food truck after hanging out at bar all night and they saw some hoodie guy was there making wise cracks, right? So people didn't know if it was him. He's been exonerated. There was another dude that one of the victims was said to have a stalker, but they think it was just some guy that saw her in an ice cream store, walked in and was like, so, so like you get ice cream a lot. And then he like walked away because that's what she said. Eventually, she doesn't

know. So whether or not there's a stalker or not, that's another one we don't know. It's scary, dude. We have no clue. But they're saying the handprint, one thing that might have been leaked. Again, we have no fucking clue. No idea. This is about the four murders. Again, the four murders that happened of these, these innocent good guys. The University of Idaho, horrible Ethan Chapin, Zayna Kernodle, Madison Mogan and Kaylee Gankov. But they're also saying that it might lead towards a speculation that they're that the murders were targeted because that's where they're trying to figure it now. Was it targeted? Was it a burglary gone wrong? But nothing was taken. So that doesn't really seem necessarily like it makes sense. But and then, of course,

we have the two people that were on the bottom floor that were not harmed. So they've also been exonerated. Yes. Every they have crossed the their cars and don their eyes. The dog has been exonerated. Unfortunately, because I could also see Wendy watching me get murdered. I do know. Yes, of course. And then she'd be like, can't wait to eat him. That'd be good. But I can only imagine how horrified everybody is there. So truly our hearts are with you guys. And we hope that you stay safe, lock your doors and more sleepovers. This is a good time to have more sleepovers with friends. You just see your dirty little thoughts. Why? Because this is all about because that's what I would do. This is the time right now. If you're one of those players,

these don't use that word. Are you a player guy? You're a bit of a playboy. If you're a lad about university kids, you know how they are. They're all horned up full of salmon. This is the time you're like, you know, things are scary out there right now. Benjamin. It's scary. I know that you're the only woman named Benjamin. I know. Yeah, I know. I'm pretty hot. You know, I'm a man, right? Yeah, it's college. Listen, I wait, why don't you come over right? Because it's so scary. I'll make a popcorn. Yeah. We'll make some popcorn. I gotta, I gotta hold back your fresh condoms. I don't understand. It's all just really about being safe. That's what it's all about. It's about being safe. Well, there you go. We can hold each other in the night. Absolutely. Can't wait to

do that with you, Mr. Trevor. I'm sure everything will be absolutely fantastic. I'm a bit of a dad about. I know you are. I'm a lad about town. Your reputation precedes you. People, and you know, listen, I, you know, yeah, there's some, I travel my way around the panty world. I know, I know that you do. You are full of STD. Now, there's also an update we got. Again, why I love our listeners is because he's so smart. They're smart. He's so smart. Is he like me? Forrest. No, no, but you're so smart. We asked the question last week. Again, that movie, you know, I love Forrest, but I think Jenny really needed to treat him better. She was a predator. I talk about it. She was a predator, mentally disabled man, and she milked him for his cum. And then she stole,

stole his cum from a veteran. Are we talking about a veteran? Are we talking about hold it again? All right. So you guys are so smart. You're so smart. You said we asked the question last week. Why don't we just shoot nuclear waste into space into space and apparently it is number one, basically technologically impossible. Great. Anything that you send into space is a loop, right? It goes into sort of like what they call, what is that? When they, when planets go. It goes into orbit. Yes, like the gum. So glad I'm explaining this. So you could send things out, right? Right. But the thing is, is that you have to, you have to, yes, you have to beat the sun's gravity, which actually very difficult because it's very difficult. Anything that you send even

in a lower space or even just outside of lower space. Yeah. Yes. Slowly but surely could come back to earth, right? It can melt in the atmosphere. That's number one. Because I also found out that it's 97% of nuclear waste is manageable, right? This all comes from this video. These guys are called, I can't pronounce the name of the YouTube video that I saw that was sent to me by you guys and it's called like Cursacazette. Cursacazette. I wish I could help them. I love Cursacazette. As a matter of fact, he's a new exchange student there at the University of Idaho and I heard he's got a huge Russian dog. Go have sex with him. He calls him the Sputnik. He's making compliments. Yes. But so that's one thing, right? One thing. It comes back. It can

come back in the land. So all right. So 97% of nuclear waste is manageable. Great. And manageable ish, right? We take it, we bury it underground, we melt it into a bunch of glass and concrete and we hide it. Put a nipple on it. But there's 3% that's extremely dangerous that we don't know what to do with. In every single country, he's got a pile of it. Apparently, there's something like 100,000 tons of this very, very dangerous nuclear waste just sitting around. That's good. And so most governments currently are on the, the kids will figure it out. Kids will figure it out. They are just kind of rolling the dice, figuring out those zoomers. They love TikTok. They'll figure out nuclear waste. Absolutely. It's only 3%. Why wouldn't they? It will get it done. But this is

the thing. So we send it out like so one layer of space. I think they might be putting in this Rockstar energy drink. Is that why you got well so fast? I'm going to take me about in 10 days. Yeah, you were sick. And I gave it to my little brother. Yeah, got him. But you had sex with him. No, I did not. And that's disgusting. And please God, keep it out of your mouth. Okay. So the loop. So you try to make a bigger loop, right? You try to go like, you know, maybe we'll fire it into the sun. It's actually very difficult to fire something into the sun. I believe that to be true. Yeah. Because me too, I just thought, you know, I say, let's maybe not try to shoot many things into the sun. But you leave the sun

alone. It's only got a couple more billion years left. Yeah, honestly, let it live. And once it goes, we're done. Eat, shine, love. I watched one of these little videos. They said, what if Saturn was gone? And then we just get hit by a bunch of asteroids because apparently the asteroids get sucked up into Saturn. But also the moon is the reason why that's why they get all upset. All of them are pretty important. Everything is pretty crush. Yeah. At this juncture. I guess. I guess. I was like, who cares about that Saturn? It's a shitty car. And then it turns out it's helping us not have been bombarded by comments. And this is called growth. We're learning every day. And we are learning all of it because most of the times we just see planets as a thing that you go sell

pizza out of and then you have sex with children in the basement. But it's nice now that when now we know that these are actually celestial bodies that are outside of our of our realm and they're predicting right there. They're older brothers. Absolutely. And so that's one thing, right? So it's very difficult just to get it out there. It's also apparently it's a very expensive. We don't have that money, huh? No. Good. Would you feel like if we all pulled our money together, right? Like, because they would be this should be on us, maybe a swear jar for the government. Every time a government official swears, they put a dollar in there. You put a dollar in the jar. Every single time they stick their finger up like a child that they cloned. You put a dollar in the

jar. Mr. Graham, did you put the dollar in the jar? Let me smell that finger, Prince Andrew. But so again, very expensive. We don't want to spend the money. And then apparently they don't want to set up the precedent of shooting things at the moon. Apparently that's also like a no one wants to normalize it. I understand. Because we're in the normalizing it. Like then everybody's going to want to shoot shit at the moon. I know I'll want to. Look what happened when they started to allow dunking in basketball and how out of hand it's gotten. Oh, so that's a distraction for my favorite part of the game, which is the dribbling, the layup. Um, DWMBA, you're going to enjoy that. If you don't like dunks and you like dribbling,

you're going to like the W for winning basketball. A nuclear energy. Why don't we do that? We could have energy independence. Let's talk about it. We're just saying it's difficult. Yes. And then the last thing is that rockets tend to explode. And then if you shoot them up and anything goes wrong with the rocket, it's just going to spray everything with nuclear waste. All right. Well, there we go. We'll just keep it right here on earth. Well, let's, let's move back to, let's take it to earth, shall we? Let's take it to food because Henry, this story, I think this is a warning for you. You like, you're really not, but you, you like exotic foods and you also hate all of the foods that you eat. You have a, you believe

I'm the tap into food chain. It's a little man's disease. I believe that it is within our rights respectively as the apex predator of the planet earth to choose amongst the cornucopia of other lives of we can, we can eat them because we got it because we made the phone. All right. We made the phone. We didn't do anything when the squid. Well, I did nothing. But if the squids can figure it out, I'll use a fucking phone and even they could, I bet they could. I bet you they could over time. They can put blocks in the proper hole, which people think is pretty cool. A liver King. Okay. But anyway, all right. That's that's a whole nother thing. But now liver King is this story. You're upset about liver King. No, I love it. No, fuck him. Fuck him. It's so funny.

Well, because he's a five foot five man. Well, yes, he is taller than him. I know, isn't that amazing? No, and I know, because it's like, that's why everyone knew he was on steroids. Well, everybody knew that liver King was on steroids. The problem with liver King. So for those of you that don't know, I brought this up on a show a little while ago. People have been obsessed with the social media account, the liver King. It's a guy that's simple. He sells a bunch of supplements. He lives with this hostage family. No, they're not. They, to be honest, his family seems to be pretty happy. Lightly brainwashed, but loving the money. Yes, I think so. He calls people that eat normal food primals, which I didn't think that that was bad. No, it's the opposite.

Primals is good. I don't think it is. No, it is. He called a bunch of people primals and he seemed to be calling them mean things. Primals are good. He's saying mean things because he's one of those guys where he says mean things. Are you sure primals are good? No, I know for a fact, I've been watching his social media for a year. Right. Primals, because it's a whole thing about the primal lifestyle. He lives with certain primal tenants. And one of the big primal tenants is that he lives naturally. He doesn't wash himself unless it's in a river. He doesn't cut or shave. He does not use any sort of artificial soaps. He must smell like a fucking diaper filled with a dead raccoon. He must smell like he must be disgusting. He didn't even imagine. And then the

other thing is that he only eats raw meat. So he said he already needs a specific organ meat. So he eats the tongue, like he'll eats the, he eats the kidneys and shit like that. And again, everybody's been saying he's juicing. If you look at him, you know why he's juicing because he has got a perfect body. And then the thing is, it's about primals. He has the perfect steroid body. Yes. But if you really lived primally, you'd go, you would wax and wane. You'd go between skinnier when you are in the winter months where you've been eating grubs. When you're not dehydrating, when you're hibernating. When you're hibernating. And then you'd also go through kind of blood barrier phases. You're not going to get cut. So then a YouTube channel leaked a series of emails

about his fucking lie. Long story short. You need to watch Drupal down saying that he has never once, ever once, ever touched steroids. But now he has admitted to it and he said, I lied and he spends about 1100 bucks on him. But anyway, that's a prime story. It's like fucking, it's a lot of money. It's like a wealth grand a month. Was it 11,000 or 1100? No, 11,000. And it was this whole thing got dug out by a group by a channel called more plates, more dates, which is a guy who lives, who says you quote unquote, live Natty. And that that's me, man. I live Natty. I'm all natural. You are all natural. So that's a little update on the liver king. And speaking of bizarre foods, there was a fella and he's a father and he lives in China and he has a daughter and his daughter

was swimming in a stream. And then she got bit by a live crab. I mean, it's very scary. I hate animals. This is what you're saying. Yes, indeed. And so for revenge, the father or the father said, you fucking been my daughter. You been my daughter. I'm going to bite you. Yeah, man. Very deniro esque of him. Very much so. Turns out the crab at the final revenge, because it gave him a bunch of worms. Well, it's kind of fun, right? Because unlike the liver king, this man really did eat something. He sacrificed himself for his family. Yes. Two months after 39 year old, he's now will go with Lou. I believe Lou from Zhejiang, which is a very, I think I almost did that right. He's in China. He swallowed the crab. He went to the hospital. He's like, I'm not feeling so good.

Well, he did it to impress his daughter. His daughter thought it was so cute. He picked up a little crab. He went crunching his mouth and she was like, Oh, father. Well, this is nice that he was protecting his daughter. I remember when a group of ruffians, they threw snowballs at me when I was nine biking. I was on a bicycle and I was and they threw snowballs at me. What do you think was it about it? It was probably because you were tall and weird looking and no, they were bullies. They were just mean. They were like old, like in hindsight, they were like freshmen in college. Yeah, I think that they were stupid. That's yeah. Oh, very much so. That's the main thing. They're raging against the fact that you still have a future. Yes. And my father

went over there and he said, you fuck with my son again. But it was so weird because it was much less abuse than they, than he gave me for my dad said, you don't fuck with my son. I fuck with my son. Do you think that does that not feel weird? Side stories, LPOTLGmail.com. I know it's a new thing, right? You want to defend your kids. But my thing is that there's not, and is it not like the mafia? Does that make you look weak to the other kids? And now, oh, oh, your father's got to come in. No, because they were, they were old. They weren't kids my age. I handled my beefs. Yeah, I handled my foods. I know I've seen you handle some beef. Absolutely. So this guy again, he eats this crab in front of his daughter. His daughter's like, you're the best dad of all time.

And then it turns out he went to the hospital and a test found changes to his chest, his abdomen. He was wriggling with worms and digestive system. And everyone's like, well, what the fuck is going on? And then the doctor was like, did you eat something special? And he said, well, I wanted to take revenge for my daughter. So I ate this live crab. And they're all were like, they high five them. Yep. And he said, when we were gonna, when we were by the stream, my daughter was pinched by a crab. So I got angry and put it in my mouth for revenge. Cute. And then he was infected with at least three different parasites. So there you go. So be careful. There is a thing that they do with, I think it's also medicinal. They said it was a, there's a folk remedy that they do where

they take live raw crabs and they soak them in liquor. It's like alcohol, rice wine, I think. They do do they do do that. But it is technically it is not recommended to eat anything raw that you just found on the beach. You should wash it because you saw the story with the guy with the slug who ate the slug and he fucking died. His body got ripped apart from the inside out from parasites. You really got to want what you're gonna want to do with the crabs. You're gonna want to get some, you're gonna want to get a bunch of them. You want to get some potatoes. You want to get some corn on the cob. You want to cut that up. You want to get some bay spice. And honestly, that's my favorite and get some old bay. You pour it over that. You can't see a nice beer boil.

That's like, that's how you want to do it. That's manism. Although I'm not much of a shellfish guy, but they do say even if you bake it or if you, if you pop it in the booze and you boil it, they say it's still not going to kill all the parasites. No, it can't. No, it doesn't. You're you're embracing the chaos. I wonder what that is. You know, I always, when I was a child, I always said, well, what's wrong with having a big old worm in you and it eats some of the food for you. You were lonely. You know, well, it would be nice to have a friend like that too. But it was kind of nice because you would hear stories about eight and eight and eight and I never gained any weight. And I was like, what happened? You're talking about tapeworms. Tapeworm. Well, the thing

about tapeworms is slowly, but surely it kills you. You're not getting any nutrients. You're starving. You're eating and eating and eating, but you're starving. Like it's not like you're, it's not a hot new diet. And then I think you dump it out. Yeah. Well, that's the way to do it. I think you kill it inside of you. And then you have to take and shit it out. This might be fake, but I think what you do is ways to get rid of a tapeworm. I believe what you do is you put a bowl of, I've heard this, you put a bowl of milk on the ground. No, you don't. I mean this. And you if they go to the lot over it. No, you don't. Yeah, I tapeworms go to the milk. They go to the milk. You have to fish it out. Here we go. Here we go. All right. That's the way to get rid of

tapeworms. No, well, this is just medication. That's dumb. No, no, it's not medication. Milk. Way to get rid of tapeworm. This is why the world's so stupid. How do you get used to tapeworms? Use it milk. Okay. Here we go. This is uncora, which is, you know that this is, and it's just as good as Yahoo! Others, which means it's real, right? First of all, you want to name the tapeworm. So it's Terry, the tapeworm. And you need to give it autonomy and recognize it as a sentient pain and say thank you for eating all those cupcakes. Oh, this says you can eradicate fucking, you can't eradicate parasites with milk. Fuck you. Even quora says you can't do that. How do you get rid of them? That's milk quora.

If it's too stupid for quora. No, there's something. I've seen this thing where a guy squatted over. I want to say it was beats. It was like soup. And then the tapeworm crawls. How do you look at for the soup? Yeah, but I don't think that was a medical video. I'm not a fucking, again, if you, if you looked up how to get rid of tapeworms and it led you to this podcast, this is not real. You know what I mean? It's not real. The way you get rid of tapeworms is that you tape up their little faces. You feed them with a bunch of Xanax so they sleep so you can go out at night and then you take their dead body, put it in the trunk of your car, drive around till it smells and then you leave it someplace else. Yeah.

That's a squirrel, isn't it? Yeah. That's how you get rid of a tapeworm. The old Casey Anthony, by the way, fuck Peacock. We were, they don't, they don't like, they gave all of our money to Casey Anthony. I mean, they did. We were like so close to get her show. And then they were like, now give it to Casey Anthony. She murdered her child. I made it through approximately seven minutes of the new special. I would just like truly, and I will say this, I'm gonna be, this is, I'm being neutral for a second. If you truly want to know what her point of view is, she says all the same shit in her trial coverage, which is on YouTube. So don't give Peacock the clicks. If you want to see what her

perspective is, it's already out there. And it's just another opportunity for her to make money off a story she already told. And if she was innocent, she wouldn't have done the documentary. I'm just putting that out there. If you're innocent, you want this shit to go away. You would have lived your life in a Ford Lauderdale. You want to be like, I'm so sorry about my daughter. Well, she was just at that big party. You saw her at the concert, right? Oh, yeah. She was on stage. Oh, yeah. Well, also, Henry, just sticking in the medical realm. I got, I almost, I would almost stayed entirely neutral. You did almost. Yeah. This holiday season, if you're looking for a unique gift that inspires curiosity, travel and culture,

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it's a fake, right? What? Maybe I'm wrong. Oh, God, what? I'm sorry. It's helping out the allergy. And I was like, what are you talking about? That it doesn't make the beep noise when you die, when you code. I believe it goes silent. And then the beep goes into the other room where the nurses are. Well, there must have been some fucking noise. No, she was not even an orgasm. No, no, that's just old people noises. The 72 year old. I'm sick of these zoomers with their abortions. She couldn't handle it. And she said, you know what? I'm just going to go turn that machine off. But it turns out that was a ventilator. And the person did it twice. And I think they were like, don't turn that off again. Stop it. She's dying. Every single time you do

that, she saw heaven for a couple of minutes, which is actually kind of nice because at least she knows it's coming. So she can go, you shut it off. And she's like, and then she like, she goes to the burly gates and she had to find like, click it back on, shoot back to this fucking horrible mess of a body. But I was hanging out with two pack. Yeah. So it was 8pm. And the lady said she felt disturbed by the noise coming from the oxygen device. So she cut it off, right? And then the suspect was informed by the hospital staff that the oxygen supply was a vital measure. Very much. It's oxygen. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like, it's a RB sauce. But then she is said to have, well, that might be, that might be mandatory also. Then she is said to have switched it off again.

At 9pm, the patient was 79 years old and she's still required intensive care. The suspect was brought before a judge before being taken to jail. But what are you going to do? How old is the suspect? 72. I actually feel like when they're both in their seventies, there's something where it's like geriatrics just have a different way of doing it. I mean, they got free love, free love, marriage don't matter anymore because most of the time they got, they're all dead. Well, absolutely. You got to be, well, you know what? It's different because we've, we've also differed on this before where, I mean, and then this is not just because of your past where it's like, I do believe that like, I don't care if you're 99, get that Nazi, put him in jail. I want

him to die. I don't think we really disagree too much with it. But I mean, like in terms of they're that old, I don't care that we, it took so long to get him like put him in fucking jail. So something like this is like, the thing about that 72 year old is that, you know, for a fact, this is not the first time that that person's been a total fucking mega bitch. I'm sure she's not. I mean, she's a, she is a difficult human being. She just likes her silence. Well, do you think she's going to get silence in jail? Well, it's a lot of people going like, it's like, oh, people singing their old spirituals and guys working out going, women scissor in each other all night. That's, that's, that's exactly what happens there. But I don't know, because I also feel like she might be in

old lady jail. And then old lady jail, you just sit there, you knit, it might be more peaceful than this hospital. But won't she just go back to a hospital because obviously she had to be there. Yeah, I think she got back in jail. No, I, I think it's just normal. If it's okay, but also she's paying good money to be there. Oh, this is Germany. Maybe they have like, state health care. Yeah, it's all paid. But nonetheless, she committed murder. It's expensive to be, and the person stole it. But she, it's expensive for the state to be there. I misread this. I thought that they died. No, they're just like back in intensive care. They're not doing good, you know, because she kept on being like, maybe you'll die now. And they're like,

like they wanted the oxygen, you know, but I also think maybe the hospital could have been like, this bitch, we're a little like that sound. Can we find another room for her? I mean, I feel like now we're bending over backwards or changing, we're changing all these people around for this fucking bitch. Just wheel them around. I've seen access three. Also, man, welcome to life. All right. She's 72 years old. Yeah. Well, guess what? You should be used to noises by now. No, unless you're complaining about them. I know, but that's the thing. You should be used to noises at this point. You're 72 years old. I mean, I think over time, you become less adapting to change noises that you don't like.

I mean, she could have just played murder. She wrote a little bit louder. I don't know. I feel like I weirdly think that as I get older, I'm just going to get more like, I don't know. I might like suck a dick when I'm 80. That'll be great. I feel like I might open up like all the way up, like open all the way up. Like once it gets to the point where like, who gives a shit? Like, because you don't care what you look like anymore. That's kind of nice. You don't give a fuck about like, I mean, look at me. I'm always like, I'm always at the hot spots with the celebrities. I'm always at the height of fashion and the idea of getting, letting that pressure go, you know, like finally not having to be the coolest guy in the room, the hottest property on

the lot. You're like the height of 10 year old fashion, 10 year, a 10 year old, a 10 year old fashion. I dressed like the 13 year old me wanted to dress, but my parents would let me because we were on a very strict budget. Be the 13 year old. You always wanted to be even if you're almost 40. Yeah. That's why I'm looking at boobies fucking every single second I can get at it, because I remember when there was no internet. But I'm just saying, I feel like as you get older, you can always do the opposite. That's what I hope. I hope that by the time I'm 80, I'm so fucking groovy. You know, like whatever, man, if I can show me your pubes, excellent. Absolutely. We'll have a good time with it. It sounds like you'll be getting detained for different reasons when you're in your

70s with this woman. Anyway, she's facing a series of charges, but I don't know. Again, they're in their 70s. I think you let them have it because I remember grumpy old men. And you watch grumpy old men or grumpy, your old men grumpier. And they're both. It's both. I do know, but I actually kind of like grumpier because you got them both because which ones would feel around? Who's who? I believe that's the first one. I think so. And no, no, that Ann Margaret was the first one who's also so. Oh, yeah. I mean, I you got to find a late. See, this is my problem. It's it's it. Well, anyway, that's a whole nother thing, but it's nice when they are you want. Oh, you want to do the three hour long show of us listing our problems? Yeah,

like what's wrong with us when you project like what's someone going to look like in 50 years, you know, and you're like, hmm, just your kind of hat. And then you're, and then you're happy. We got to look at the mom. So anyway, there was a, there was a, well, let's move on. Let's, there was a cop. You want to do this. This story is actually really fucking scary. Yes, we have a very scary story and we have a more innocent story that I'm emailing you right now, because you can see this innocent story. But yes, let's cover this dangerous story first. Now, my main thing here is right, the main message to this story is going to say it's like, you got to watch what your children do. You do. You got to watch what they do. You got to fucking,

I'm like this, and I've said this before, if I ever had a child, I'm going to be so far up their fucking ass, like I'm going to be, I mean, there's going to be cameras in the room. I'm going to fucking make sure I'm not going to be cameras in the room. I can't see their penises. I don't want to. You only see your child's genitalia once. I would do, at the very top, I would do one ring cam outside the front door. Well, I go through this stuff. I'd go through all their, I'd go through all their properties, right? I go through all the, like as soon as they left, I'd go through all their clock. It's really bizarre because I've heard people put in a bunch of camera. I mean, obviously, you know, for security, I don't like, now that I both don't like, we don't have cameras inside

the house. We're not in the house. I mean, that's what got Aaron Hernandez busted there because he walked into his own home, the former tight end for the boss, for the New England Patriots. Is that how we're remembering him? Is it like we're doing the O.J. Simpson thing with him? Well, we're going to do the murder. I think he killed a man named Lewis. And then, of course, he killed himself because he thought that then his, his family would get the money that he had, but then that was not, that was not the case. But anyway, he walked into his own home and gave all the evidence, basically, because he had his gun. He's like, oh, look at my gun. And yes, anyway, yeah, never don't don't narc on yourself. No, there's a guy named Austin Lee

Edwards, who was a recently ordained police officer. Is that what you call it? I don't know what the term is, but he was in Virginia is 28 years old. He posed online as a teenager in order to quote unquote, this is like the he uses the word I use the word groom in this way, like correctly. This is a young girl was the age of 15 years, she was 15 years old. And he basically he did the old thing. He pretended to be 17 year old. He talked with her online. There's no real information as to how he got to know her right now. I haven't found any of that yet. But it was just on one of these chat rooms. I think also he's 28, right? Yes, I feel like you got to be 36 to be president. You should have to be over 30 to become a police officer.

Oh, aggravating that is especially as we get older, you get pulled over by a fucking 19 year old by a child. And you're just like, I know so much more than you get six weeks of training. That's all. Well, that's just now you can kill me. Wait till we're like 70 and literally everyone is younger than you. That it's got to be that is the one thing it does. Which is why I'm going to be sucking dick and licking butt and fucking doing DMT and shit. We've all seen the footage, but I just feel like at least if they're 30, they might have a family. They know what a mortgage is. They know what like taxes are. At least there's something, but also most serial killers start operating when they're 30 as well. So then you could also turn

your, those genes could turn on and now you got a batch. Isn't that great? It might have happened quite often. We don't really know. So he went, he, he groomed this girl. You basically like, you know, love bomber dole thing. And he said, I want to come and meet you. And then he, as a 28 year old, he shows up at this girl's house. He kills her mother who was a single mother at home, kills her mother, kills her grandparents that also lived in the home, set fire to the home, and then left with the girl. Now he was caught because a neighbor called seeing like, because it's the massive house fire. Yes. And then well, she saw a distress girl because now it's in this whole thing where they're going to tear this part of case six ways from Sunday talking about like,

did she go willingly? Is this kind of like how we got to the end of the Charles Stark weather series? And we said, like, you're so afraid, like, because they're saying like, oh, she might not have had like a gun to her head, right? Whatever. But if you're so afraid, his man showed up who's a betrayed police officer that is caught me, who has taken you, he may not even need a gun to take you. Because now it's also the Charles Stark weather, like, sunken time and dependency thing too of like, he's killed your parents. Yes, you're fucked, dude. You're now your whole family's been wiped out. This is the now this dude that you're with is now the only person that you know in this room. So it's all fucked up, right? She's 15.

She didn't go with him willingly. She had no idea what the fuck she was doing. And so that, so they found him, the cops, they saw a girl go unwillingly. They said that it looked like she was under duress. And so the car, then they saw the fire, they call the police, they finally got him up. Like they, they, after a police chase, this is in Riverside, California. And then he blew his brains out in the car. The girl is unharmed. The girl is good. I mean, you know, she did lose her mother and her grandparents. Oh, yeah, I didn't say psychologically, you know, she did see this man shoot himself in the head. Although I will say one of the things about Los Angeles is the police chases. I watched one yesterday at local news five. And it was a,

it was a white truck. It was a utility truck. And there were five people in it. They all looked to be around 19 to 20 years old. Those are the ones to do it. My goodness gracious. Everyone's like, Oh, there's just two people in there. It's a tiny car. And then there was a total of five. It was like a clown car. That's how we used to drive. But you watch it, man. The guy ends up taking a turn. He skids out and then boom, the chase is over. But in this case, the chase ended with this guy blowing his brains out. But that is one fun thing that you can watch when you move out here. I mean, well, you know what, one day what we'll do, there's another episode I want last podcast to do. Have you ever heard anything about the North Hollywood Bank shootout? Oh my God. Where they were dressed

like, like furnaces. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they got all the guns. It was so bad. As a matter of fact, they had to go to a guns, the cops had to go to a gun store and be like, give us your best up. And ever since then, they've been armed to the teeth. Yeah. It seems that it's set off for precedent that it's not been good for the rest of that video. If you haven't seen it, it is like fucking nuts, dude, because they end up pinging the one dude in the shin. That was the first injury. I think that's how they got it. But literally they were wearing like full body. 1,500 pounds of steel. Have you seen the picture of this cop? No, let's see this guy. Look at this fucking insult. Look at this. He's such a cop. He is just so gross. He's got the big head. He's got the real

like landing strip shin. I don't know what's going on with that guy. He's got a creamy face. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's weird when a guy has like a full like fetus head, but he looks like fucking, what's his name? Like elephant, not alpha man. He looks like I'm from freaking on. Like Ron Howard's brother. A racer head. But the baby. But then apparently what he did was that he's, he had just purchased a home for $80,000 in Virginia. In Virginia. Yeah. And I think he blacked out the, he blacked out the windows to his home. Oh my God. So he's going to make a torture dungeon. Oh yeah. It was going to be a whole thing. And they caught him like going, he was, he was wearing this like weird trench coat to hide when he was signing up for utilities and

shit. Yeah. He was going to make it like a motor house. Yeah. That's awesome, dude. Wow. There was just also that case we covered a couple of weeks ago where that person, oh God, anyway, that's horrible. I'm according to Michelle Blanton. She says, parents, please, please know your child's online activity. Absolutely. I mean, again, you can't blame the child for this. You know what I would do? They get ripped up. No, you don't. That's what you have parenting. But I would give my, I say, you know what, kid, you're what I used to do. Porno mags. Well, because that's the only reason that the kid needs to really be online. Oh no, they like the games. No, they kind of a PlayStation. Yeah, it's true. But you can meet people on

PlayStation too, but it's just not quite as, you know, you know, you meet people like it's nasty. You meet smart people because he does yell at you. If you play call of duty, you will eventually meet Sina. He's on there and he is a, he is vicious on that. Absolutely. So that's what I would say is that you, you get cherry like everybody else and you pick through some of the nasty photos and you find what you like, but you're not looking on that GD computer and you're not getting a fucking smartphone. These things are going to, I'm not getting smart. I can't wait to get rid of this goddamn smartphone. I can't wait to do it. Except I love Google maps. I just, I like it for little stories here so we can thumb through, but other

than that, dear, so I want to send you this thing. Also in Idaho, very strange, mysterious, unidentified booms. These are one of these things that I like, you know, because this is like high strangeness, adjacent. Like I love the phantom noises. We've done these before. People have heard these giant booms in the sky. That style like be, you know, it sounds really crazy. It sounds like an explosion. And here's another one. And I want to play the audio of it so that you guys can hear that it was recorded, which is this is why I think this one's different. The other ones that I've seen is because someone actually caught it and they don't know where the fuck this noise came from. Now this came from Kootenai County, I believe that that's how it's

pronounced. I'm sure you nailed it. Oh yeah. And this is in Idaho, North Idaho. North. There we go. And I'm going to play this noise out loud for you. What is going on in Idaho? You hear that boom? Oh, I've been to the bathroom before, my friend. That's what that sounds like to me. It was crazy. They said it was a, and they said they felt it too. They felt the explosion everywhere. There is no, they thought that maybe there was an explosion in a train yard, but they couldn't find that. I got this through. The sheriff said that they said it was a sonic boom. They're just saying that. Well, but that's, that's the information we have. But you would need, the problem is that they're saying they have concluded that it was likely quote unquote a

sonic boom related aviation or space, but we need the plight patterns. What's going on? You're going to want to get the plight patterns on that one. Shut up. Shut up. Yeah, you're going to want to get that plight patterns there. You want to, uh, we don't know if there were the planes that can make the sonic booms. Sonic boom. Because I think like what planes make sonic boom? Oh, I think a whole bunch of them make the sonic boom. Well, either way, isn't that sonic booms, right? Because there's the F 22 does an F 15. But again, yeah, you would, they would have to be strafed because they also felt it down on the ground. They don't know what the fuck happened. Uh, it is, do you have any, uh, any sort of experience with a, a phantom boom?

Side stories. They'll potl a gmail.com. I love that type of shit. They didn't know where it came from. Then again, we, we don't know. We don't know because we simply do not know. Do you see how they also revealed that new top secret plane? I believe called the B 21. Oh, I did see that. Yes. B 21. And that was what was probably seen in the surveillance footage that dude that was doing the area 51 website. That's like kind of, that's kind of the postulate is that that's why he was arrested is that he revealed that it's not nearly as fun as the B 52 plane. No, because they're always partying and having a good time. Oh, you're talking about love shack. Love shack. Yes. I was going to have a crush on that one woman with a big eye. Yes, gorgeous. I liked her.

Moving on in Arizona. This thank God this man has been caught. His name is Samuel Bateman. Oh, no, no change. Can you please tell me his middle name? It's what no, it's, it's what was it? I don't believe it's rapey. Well, it's rapidly. It's it's rapidly. The rapidly is the way you say it. It's how you say it. But you'd say, but it's more of an adjective for what his activity was like. Rapefully, rapefully, rapefully, because he was, of course, he is a boutique cult leader that is a part of a fringe group that is a side to the fundamental church of Jesus Christ or Latter-day Saints. He's a fake Mormon. And he just got busted with three of his child brides in a U-Haul truck with a fake living room put inside of it. That'll like a TV set and had a couch in it

and they were forced to shit in a bucket and he was trapping them across state lines. And it's looking like he has something like 20, 20 child brides. One might be his own daughter. Yes. Authorities found three girls between the ages of 11 and 14 in the trailer of a U-Haul. It had a makeshift toilet and a couch, camping chairs, no ventilation. Apparently what he did was is that he was in his car where he started, where he had his revelation that he needed to have brides. What a revelation. Whoa, I just got hit with it. But he was in the car. This is really disgusting. He was in the car with his daughter and his former wife, right? And he turned to his new daughter. I mean, my wife, it's another like 10 year old. No, no, no, no. This is before he

became a polygamous cult leader. Okay. What he was saying to his daughter was like, you know, you had that dream that I'm your husband. We can make that real where your father can be what, don't you want to be a wife to your father? That's so disgusting. Yeah, it's not good. And then the wife was like, didn't like it. Yeah, I would think that that would be a problem. She took the daughter, but then he's now been finding a way. But now, yeah, that's what he's been doing. He's been building up this group of children that he just loves. And believe it or not, of course, he doesn't. He hates them. And he's, he's a predator, but he was a, one of the most trusted followers of the now imprisoned leader, Warren Jeff. No way. Yes. But Jeff, I know. No. But in a,

I thought, I thought Warren had such good taste in people. No, indeed. He's not. Hopefully he's getting absolutely destroyed and prison. I'm sure he is, but apparently Jeff's recently denounced Bateman. So in a, in a, in a written revelation after in 2023, can we no longer use the word denounce or denounce? Can we just, cause that is just the dumbest. Like it's just like, huh, what a creep. As he says there with like a girl's panties wrapped around his fucking glasses. It's like, Oh, what a creep. At least I married him first. Yeah. His name is Samuel Rapey Lee. Bateman. Yeah. He did his whole life. He, he, he was born how he lived just like that. But yeah, he's a, he's saying that he, uh, what he would do is, uh, if convicted Bateman only faces a maximum

of 20 years in prison, but on each, no, look at the duggers, man. Look into what happened with Josh Duggar and the, I can't believe how little jail time he got. Uh, it's the same thing, man. It, it will listen. If you want to know more about the duggers and this whole community, listen to someplace underneath Natalie and Amber do a full deep dive into this whole community. I'd be happy that they take the lead on that stuff. I'd school. I don't want to know about the Duggar family because that's 18 and holding, right? 18 and counting. 18. That was the reality show. But then they got up to like 20 some kids. It's not good. It's again, it's just like maybe there should be a cap. Maybe, but there was that other reality couple, the chrisleys. Well, that's

clear. There's a chrisleys. They are now in jail too. It seems to be a running theme. Uh, but yeah, he's, uh, he's a bad guy. Um, and he said that he could magically reinstall hymens. Oh, he's in the power of God. Isn't that nice? He's a nice God takes it. He goes, he wakes up every day. He gives somebody else new aids. He figures out a new way to hide the chubicapra. And then he fucking puts all these hymens back in these child brides. How do you do it? He must get up early. Yeah, I don't know. Cause he a big guy, him in the rock. I wonder what God's workout routines like. I don't think that he would really have to if he would, if he was a real, but anyway, there you go. So that's disgusting. And thank God that that man has been

arrested and hopefully he spends the rest of his days behind bars. Yeah, I hope he will at least a bunch of them. And then when he sees in jail, hopefully then somebody fixes it. Hmm. Well, just lastly for me, a dude, he was a tree trimmer. He, uh, he died and that's very great. Kissle. I love the, I love the way that we just end. We end the episode on all the sad stuff. Yes. So a local tree trimmer contractor was doing some work, right? And then one of the employees became, uh, he was like, Oh, what's going on here? Let me, let me do this. Anyway, long story short, he fell into a wood chipper. I mean, again, it's Christmas technically. That's a fun thing in a way. If this was a scene

from a Christmas based horror movie, it would be kind of fun. It was like, you're sitting inside and you're looking to see the guy go, Oh, like, you know, about to fall off the roof. He falls into the wood chipper, squirts all his fucking, like his guts all over the house. Parents come home. They think it's all fun, new Christmas decorations. Like that's kind of fun. They go, like, we had the idea. It's like, you know, why can't we put some Halloween into Christmas? Joseph Joey Wesley Menar, 46, working at the home there in Owensboro. And then, uh, yeah, then he just fell right. You never know how you're going to go though. Well, I never know. You know how you know that you, you know how your wood chipper related

incidents go up? The more you dangle above them. Yeah. And I feel like the only question is just really got to be very careful with these things. He's putting the lights on there. I don't know why they were like, let's put the wood chipper here. It's cause you're trying to get all done in one go, man. You're trying to, I, I, you know, I'm one of those. I get all the groceries in one go. I don't care how difficult it is. I don't care that literally my pants fall down if I have two things in my hands. Yeah. All right. I know that I'm already here. I, the neighbors, if they want to see me with my pants around my ankles, fucking get in line. It is kind of funny when you fall down. You have all your milk all spills all over you and stuff. I get it. It's a

fun time. It's a fun time to watch a man bumble things. Power play is not suspected, but no. Yeah. Of course not. No. He just fell in the wood chipper. He died like Clark Griswold. And it's very, it's going to happen to us because that is how more men, I believe it's between the ages of 35 and 50 die over heart disease, fucking accidents, home accidents. You got to be real careful. All right. Because you've seen it. How many times, Kessel? Like honestly, I fell this year. This year has been horrible. Yeah. You really got hurt. You really, really got hurt. And you, I've done those where you've just been like, whoa, I almost fell in the street just then like, you know, got a tripped over a thing. Yeah. Almost like fell into traffic where you

definitely would have been dead. Absolutely. Especially in New York. He used to happen more when you were walking so much. All right. Well, let's do hero of the week. Grandmothers. Who doesn't love them? My grandmother was actually a terrible woman. Well, my grandmother was, one was very nice and one was kind of mean. The irony is the one that was nice was the German one. The one that was mean with Lutheran. Yeah. It's well, it would mean it makes sense, but she was still kind of fun. She called my little brother a chipmunk because she hated chipmunks or was it squirrel? I think it was squirrel. Yeah. She was the difficult one. She was. She would force all the men to drink so she could

have sex with them. But anyway, this grandmother, her name is Cheryl Skidhouse. Skidhouse. She's in her seventies. And you know, these kids, what are they like superhero movies? So she was filmed watching all the Marvel superhero movies in America. It included 30 films. And she was taking notes the whole time. And she was taking notes so she could relate to her children for more. So Cheryl from Gainesville, Disney propaganda. She has 13 grandkids. The grand, um, that should be Pixar movie. Um, but the, from the grandparents room up would have not no one would have cared. They don't have any grandkids. They had a miscarriage. Uh, that was the entire fucking beginning of that movie, which is why he liked the short fact

kid that came to his house. Thank God that turned out as good as it did. Technically, it was a nightmare. Yeah. Cause if off was about his erection, okay, there we go. So they got 13 grandkids ages six to 22. And she was like, I want to relate to them. And so she said, I'm going to take notes and watch all of the Marvel movies. She should have taught them about the history of systemic racism. She could have as well. But don't you learn that a little bit through the, through the films. Um, she just finished 2017 spider man's homecoming where her notes are revealed in one clip. She says, okay, she says, according to Jackson, her favorite film so far is Thor because quote, the actor is hot. The family loves it. He said, we all think

we all think grand is getting the recognition she deserves for being an amazing grandmother because they put her taking notes on tic-tac. Like, no, no, they're going to fucking, they're going to bring her to, she's going to, oh God, she's going to go into some homecoming form. She's going to end up saying something being like, oh, superhero should be white or like something, something's going to come out. And you were like, well, you know, grandma, oh, grandma would take those notes. Oh, it was cute when you had these notes, huh? You know, like a move them away, move her away from the cameras, just being like, I got something to say about the Jew. See me like, oh, grandma, let's just stick Iron Man. Well, isn't she timely then?

Isn't she timely? So, uh, this is her spider man note. She says homecoming date Liz is the vulture's daughter. Vulture threatens to kill Peter. Ned helps. Uh, Superman. She can also just go on Wikipedia and get the plot. Yeah. But then she says spider man trapped in collapse building. And then he's, and then she says, in quotes, if you're nothing without the suit, you shouldn't have it. Yeah. That was a quote. And then she says, vulture takes over, start playing battles with spider man explosion. It's just spider man saves Liz reading the scattered notes of an ancient woman. Like this is just, this is not radio. It is radio. Spiderman. Yeah. Sure. I don't even think she wrote this. Well, it looks like she did because I think fucking Robert Downey

Jr. Difficult to, difficult to read. It does. Honestly, the letters are very big. Yes. All right, everyone. So you're the hero of the week. This grandmother, Cheryl, Skidos, Skidos. There you go. That's fine. Nice. It's whatever. 13 grandkids. I mean, I was wondering what it would be like to have a big family like that. She had a big pussy. You should actually really go out there and like, you know, just sample some. I know. I got to start seeding soon. Oh, God. What do they say? Oh, God. Okay. I can't deal with the Nick Cannon. A drama. No, I don't want to have you balance all of your side families. No, it'll be all one. That's kind of whatever. There we go. That's right. For some of the stream.

I grew up in a rural Arizona town noted for hauntings and paranormal activity. Now I'm no stranger to oddities and things that go bump in the night. When I got older and moved to the city, I lived in a fairly normal urban life. Recently, however, with the rise of prices and rentals, my family got driven out to the rural suburbs surrounding the city. Oh, sorry about that. That fucking sucks. Hey, man. Suburbs are nice. Get in there. You know what I mean? Is that where they want to be? I don't know. I don't know. Now, specifically, the place we are renting now is so far outside the city to the south of that it's the south of me is just a giant field of corn. Tall, stately waving corn. I love it. When we moved in,

I used to joke with my wife that the corn was calling me. Now, one day I would just drive out into the corn and never come back. I get it. I get it. It was all in good fun, but as time passed, I felt myself more and more drawn to the corn. More and more drawn to the corn. He's getting drawn to the corn, huh? It was always in the back of my mind, like an itch between your shoulder blades that you can't scratch. Like the, uh, I don't even care about Megan. I don't know this. I don't even keep whatever. She can do whatever she wants, but why are you listening to it? I never chose to listen to the song one time. Okay. It's like corn. I would be driving home and I passed the turnoff of the

corn. No, let's turn and just drive out to the field. I couldn't explain it. It was a compulsion. Finally, one day I did just that. I was on my way home early and I had a bit of time to burn. So I decided I would just drive out to the corn, drive out to the corn. See what's what? Why not? I'm thinking about this corn. I'm with you. I get it. Yeah, it's okay. I turned off the main road into a scraggly dirt road that ran straight as an arrow through the middle of the cornfield and I drove until all I could see was corn on every side of the road headed off into the horizon. Now I stopped and I got out and it just just felt right. I had felt like this is where I should be. All right. No, I don't really remember

what happened next to clearly, but I do recall driving up to our townhouse and realizing the sun had gone down. So I had been gone for at least an hour. My wife demanded to know where I had been as she had tried to call in text and I hadn't answered. And when I told her that I had went to the corn, she thought I was pulling her leg and she got really angry. Oh, that sounds fun. She refused to believe I'd spent an hour or two just standing in the corn ignoring my phone. It does sound like you're also using side stories to cover your affair. It might be. This is all you're trying to, you try to create a whole system. Well, it's only an hour. I mean, also, is it nice to just be unavailable? You're also living the suburbs. Now you get one

affair a year. Yes, because you have to because everybody has to do just know that if you're fucking, your wife's got to fuck too. Everybody's got to fuck. Now what I do recall clear as a bell, a bell was a few weeks later, I was lying in bed. It being the weekend, I had nothing planned. So I was awake, but not getting up to sort of relax and was suddenly had a blinding pain in my head. Like someone had punched me in the sciences. I couldn't see my whole world was just pain. I called her into a ball and I was screaming. My wife told me that for hours, I just lay there screaming and pain. My nose bleed constantly clutching my head. It wasn't until about four p.m. that day that it had stopped as mysteriously as it had begun, like fucking light switch.

Suddenly, there was no more pain. I could see again and my nose stopped bleeding. We knew between COVID and other things that we should take. We shouldn't take anything for granted. So I got dressed up for us to go to the ER or urgent care. We got to sit there for the kids and you stepped outside and I could finally see it all the way to the horizon. The entire cord field had been knocked down. Harvesters had come in and stripped all the corn and although it was left with just some sad broken stalks and empty dirt. Talk to the neighbors. Farmers, they're just farmers. No, corn rapists, right? Talking to neighbors. Now we confirmed they started right around the time my fit started and obviously just finished up. We went to the ER and they did a

CAT scan and MRI and other imaging and told me that they couldn't find anything. But it came back, right, to go straight to the ER while it was happening. The schedule will follow up with my doctor. Nothing came of it. And then you went by and they replanted the corn. Now whenever I drove past, no, it's corn rehabilitation center. It's okay. Now whenever I drive past or think of the corn, instead of a compulsion to go into the fields, I get a deep drip moving. I don't want to hurry home. It's humanly fast. It's humanly possible. Great. I couldn't even force myself to turn into the corn. I couldn't even do that. Not even as a test. Yeah, look at that. All right. Reminds me of the beginning of that one film. I forget the name of it entirely. Corn. No, no, there was

that one that was corn. It wasn't Stephen King. It was a corn-based horror film. Not Children of the Corn. No, well, Children of the Corn is fantastic. No, it was, it was like a field. No, it was not Children of the Corn. Dead End. No, not, uh, Corn. End, end, end times. Ten Horm movies set on farms. It wasn't that one. It was, it was in the tall, in the blades of the tall grass, in the tall grass. Oh yeah. That's a good one there. That's the one you're thinking. No, it's not. It's, it starts. That's the one where it's the compulsion to go out into the grass. No, I'm not talking about that one though. This is the foreign film where it starts where there were in a car accident in the field and then I believe a metal object, a saw or something comes and takes a freaking head

off. Oh, are you talking about, um, wow, this is terrible again. We're just guessing things. Dead End. Dead End. We're just saying things. It does it, but we are now, we forgot we recorded. Is that it? That is it. All right. We, if you remember what he's talking about, God help us all. Oh, high tension. Yes, high tension. It's French. High tension. You got to get a live out there every day, knowing for a fact. I got to follow your base impulses. Right. I think it's important sometimes live your life in the moment. Go into the corn, right? Go into the corn. If it's your corn. No, I mean, what corn belongs to good. All right. Technically belongs to every Native American. So ask a Native American first. Am I allowed to go into the corn? Go into the corn, right? Is that

bad? I don't know. You can. We used to drink in cornfields all the time. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Of course. You can drink anywhere. I drink in my home. Yeah. But when you're a kid, you can't drink anywhere. But you go out there, right? Follow those compulsions. Do steroids. If you want to not be Natty, right? You can just tell people you're Natty. It's not anybody's business if you're doing steroids or not. If you're not doing supplements and telling people that you're Natty for a living, right? Then you can do it all you want and get thick. I'm going to do it. No, you're not. I'm going to spend again in my sixties. I'm going to do it. I'm going to get before I become gay in the eighties. I'm going to be big and muscular in the sixties. Great.

Right. I'm going to go do every face. I'm going to be, I'm going to be every version of every man that's ever been to be honest with you. You've kind of settled on one. It does seem to be inescapable. Yeah, it is like this. And then you laugh and everybody who bought your supplements because he told them you were Natty and you laugh and you take their money because you don't give a fucking shit. Well, that was the only problem. I mean, that's the thing. And it is the problem. That is the problem, right? And then you also, you're in the corn, man. Laugh about it. Did it. Live your dreams. Absolutely. I feel like love your corn. Love your perfectly sculpted body. You know what also with the problem with,

you know, when he was delivered King's downfall, he was mad at his love handles. Love your love handles. Who cares? Because he's saying that was his problem. That's why he got onto the cycle was because of his love. Again, it's fine that he was, he can do whatever he wants, but he just, he lied. He lied. That's all right. You know, we have to, I'll forgive him. I'll forgive him. The pressures of social media, huh? I do think he got, I think he got overwhelmed. I think he got way over it. No, he said it. He's very short. Well, he said in the email, said he was like, I'm trying to get up to a million followers. I have this whole idea. He was basically said that it was all a put on a single bit of it was natural.

Like he had set up a whole lifestyle to do it like this, but he did technically did eat the liver and he does eat that stuff. Yeah. He does eat that stuff, but he also uses steroids. Yeah. Anytime you're like something King, it just seems like you're getting ready for a downfall. Yeah. Tiger King. Yeah. Liver King. Burger King. What's going to happen? Well, of course, down under it's a, it's jacks. You see the Papa John's getting jiu-jitsu. Is that right? Yeah, he's getting like anaconda. All right. Whatever keeps them from doing horrible things. I don't think it's going to help them do more. It might. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. We'll be back next week. Yeah, you're sales. Hey, I'll say, look at your situation,

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