Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Human Chimera

Episode Date: December 12, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: someone is putting cowboy hats on pigeons in Las Vegas, a man gets a bone marrow transplant that alters him unimaginably, and MORE.

there's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes well I'm before the show I have to slam down some of this Spring Hill Jack coffee oh slam it down baby man it makes me shit in a way that is inspiring I love it man I love it story I don't even want to cover in depth in the show but there's a naked man on a method ran through a wall it's you know I don't think it's enough but Spring Hill Jack coffee makes me feel like maybe I could do that like maybe I could just remove all my clothes and just fucking rip through a bunch of plaster

and surprise a family is they're sitting down to dinner isn't that interesting like I'm the turkey but first thing you gotta do is you gotta pluck my feathers oh my fuck my feathers and then I start pulling the butt hair out of my Greg like I'm pulling them out like a coffee fueled felonious Kool-Aid man I love it welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben kissle sure you are I am I Ben kissle you have a question every day if we're looking in the mirror and say like what does it mean to be Ben kissle no I don't Henry Zabrowski is with me as well and when I look in the mirror and I say hey you're Henry Zabrowski what does that

mean to you it means number one of the lineage of the winged hussars the bravest soldiers of the Polish legions uh-huh currently I am down to one other civilization and I I playing Poland on Civ 5 I'm doing a domination victory type and I'm down to one last civilization that will soon fall to my knife right I understand that eventually they will see they will begin to call me not unlike in doing Messiah there was beginning to call me Henry the knife the most feared yet respected because the science that I have built the respect for science I've built in my civilization is so well what kind of what kind of

science you doing bombs bomb science yep so when I look at my when I look at myself in the mirror I view the brave cruel yet fair leader of the winged hussars uh-huh what do you should start thinking about what do you project into this life right right of course in the context of Civ 5 well I mean I do feel like you are a leader you do seem like you know maybe the next extension of Kim Jong-un once he dies of gout related illness something to do with North Korea around I think you would actually do exactly what he's doing because you have the body of a leader of the Kim dynasty if I was in charge of

North Korea I would I could flip it you ever seen a house it's like one of those like house flippers like one of those house flipper shows well sure I would do it with a dictatorship make it the roller coaster capital of the world get people to start showing up just simply for my I'd go for a culture victory you want to use the five words if I would if I was going to go dictatorship in North Korea I'd go to culture victory make it a destination for people to come open up everything make legalize all drugs uh-huh get uh but honestly but it will change the social nature of the entire country I would make it more liberal I

would make it more open and accepting of people I'd open up the coffers of the rich to everyone else except for mine of course and you're gonna do this you're gonna do this with roller coasters I'm gonna start with roller coasters but to add another eight-year-old reference I'd add Danny I'd use the Daenerys way of being a dictator where you free all the slaves and everyone will look upon you with respect but you also need a legion of unbeatable soldiers my winged who's ours well very interesting you mentioned winged soldiers here because I was thinking is this person a hero is this person not a hero but we've been

having a pretty extensive conversation about what's going on right now in Las Vegas and no not the crippling meth addiction not the crippling gambling addiction evidently there's a vigilante putting cowboy hats on pigeons and little cowboy hats and but the thing is it is technically a crime evidently and there's a lot of pigeon advocacy groups who don't think it's cute who don't see them as little John Wayne pigeons who see them as victims and all this and I'm totally conflicted I'm really surprised that you decided to lead with this story because also Papa John got divorced so out of the house you know I mean which is I

think that we have been so far correct we've been the spearhead of the story so far I do I do believe that we put our stamp on it and Papa John is out there now he's he's gonna be seen on hinge and we talk to a couple people on tour this weekend that had seen him around the Louisville area is definitely a he's a wildcard he's in the mix I don't know if he's got no home I don't know if he's a wildcard everyone you said he looked extremely depressed he's not the literal definition of a wildcard I think he's emotionally unhinged dramatic and dramatically traumatized with the ousting of the only thing he cared about

which was his pizza outfit I everyone said when they saw him he just looked sad I'll tell you where there's a lot of people that have been kind of they've been harping on me they've been they've been roasting me get the attention I'm getting a lot of likes on my dog photos on my Instagram the official John Schneider you gotta take a look at that it's big it's getting big it's the wave it's a cultural wave I'm gonna be on h3h3 it's huge for the youth um this is gonna be a big time for me actually it's huge but the same time like you know I'm now up to um about 185 pieces and 65 days oh now um but the same time I'm about to take it to one

million dates in 300 days I'm gonna do this I'm gonna date all of Louisville I actually think Papa John's might be the one putting the cowboy hats on the pigeon no he ain't got that kind of far reach I think Papa John is now because what is what is the first thing that gets in the way of you and your reckoning we all know especially us us Mary yeah I was married guys that wife is a my wife is a pesky the obstacle she's just on my revenge against society once a wife starts to see her husband licking guns looking at knives in the knife drawer like once you start naming all the weapons in your house like this is Raphael Leonardo

Michael and of the city's under structure yeah you like nowhere the subway where all this you have subway maps but not like what you do is for a customer but like literally like the people that run the subways like you're looking at blueprints of the subways when you're talking about reservoir access if you're talking like if you're buying a lot of red sharpies and making a lot of red circles on said map with arrows and like names that your ex out slowly as you look at them and think I've been talking to my friend Elon Musk I mean obviously we hang out Grimes makes an incredible jalapeno dip you be surprised because she

can't even eat it she can't even hear her throat soup then she is a human cigarette I tell you what me and Elon have been talking a lot about what's a good way to get me a sound weapon that'll make people shit their pants like really doing with this new subpar Papa John's these new subpar Papa John's pizza coming out and I tell you what I'm a person of I've had a hundred and eighty five pizzas in the last sixty seven days and I know for a fact that the quality is dropping so I want to do the same versions as Papa Charles is doing slowly I want to do it on a mass scale with a giant plane I understand that

Papa John made some mistakes I think we all agree with that but I do he is correct when it comes to Papa John's pizza quality going downhill I have stopped Papa John's I went I had four Papa John experiences in a row back to back to back and I was like I'm this was about a year ago because I was in the house and I was like maybe it was just a fluke maybe it was a fluke but by the fourth time I was like no something happened they went cheap on something Papa was the safeguard he was the stopgap they skimped on the cheese the sauce even the garlic butter isn't the same so he's technically correct when he talks about

the pizza going downhill I do believe that chefs need to have they need to install and inspire a certain amount of fear in their staff yes for the food to be good I really do believe that that's why chefs a lot of times are very scary and not a Mario Batali type fear a Gordon Ramsay type fear where it's like you get criticized to the point where you cry when you leave and then the next day you don't make that same mistake again you don't make that same mistake but it's not about getting your bubby's licked or getting your poochie grabs right you getting your poochie grab by the Batali you punch you obviously you punch him in

the face you take those crocs you steal those crocs off his big sweaty Italian feet and you push them down on the ground because that's the only way he's standing up because of the grip yep of the crocs yep but if you are proper chef they will be so afraid to make the soup too hot they'll be so afraid to cook that Salomon to an improper texture so yes I understand why Papa John's reckoning used to be contained in more of a vision more of a vision for the company but now that Papa John is out of the house because she's about to take take take take that money damn how much do you think he's worth what is Papa worth do you

think let's look it up let's take a look I'm going to guess audience John's now I'm not even typing in his name oh they know John's all right worth they know what they were talking about if you're in the car right now play along I'm going to say he is worth 80 million that's what I'm going to say 80 that's it that's it 800 million of garlic sauce garlic sauce you don't think that Papa John's reckoning oh my god a massive tidal wave like with 800 million I mean obviously he's almost a billionaire off of he's almost a billionaire he is going to be such a dangerous person out there and he keeps saying like he's acting

like he's keeps playing into the joke and he certainly a lot of people say I'm covered in garlic juice but I tell you what yeah I did do it like he's trying to act like it's funny and if you follow him on Instagram you notice he's putting some of the memes up that people are putting up like he is normalizing him normalizing trying to lean in we're normalizing him and he's going to get in so deep to the American hearts and then he's going to betray us with a knife in the back I know this for a fact he killed Jeffrey Epstein he did a thing he is and he is deeply involved I want to see I want to see his ties to the

Trump's I want to see the documents I want to see where his his ties are in Ukraine I want to see where the money's being kept in the various islands and he must have he must have a saint Papa John's I don't honestly I think the only thing he wants to do is make pizza he doesn't want to have sex with children I think he just I think pizza is so truly innocent I'm with you I don't want innocent I just feel like starts going God Emperor of Dune and he's like what if I built a pizza out of people's souls like he's not saying stuff like that where it is about making a pizza but I could call it us ingredients

I could totally see him going pinhead from Hellraiser to just having a totem made of human flesh that is then given to some weird DJ somewhere at some music venue I could see literally be frightened you should be frightened right now if you're in the Louisville area all right you're in Louisville and you know if you see Papa John number one buy him a cup of coffee and say get on his good side get on his good side first of all because we need an agent on the inside if you're listening to the show and you see Louisville if you're in Louisville and you see Papa John out there I want you to be an ambassador I want you to get

on the good side you got to get in you got to get find out whatever look Quinta he's staying in right now because his wife won't let him stay in the house 800 million buddy you know he stayed at a Sheridan he's at a Sheridan he's a fancy man but well I mean obviously we've already probably dedicated an hour total in the last three weeks talking about Papa John so I think that now if we could get some insider information that'd be really great if you're a beautiful busty woman I'm going to say that his tastes probably run if you're between the ages of 35 and 45 honestly I bet you is like solid Cougar territory I truly

believe it is not about the sex if you know I know just it just show up respect fresh mozzarella you show up with some great basil basil anything like that real basil and it doesn't matter if you're a burly boy like Henry and I you're a beautiful busty gal like all of our wonderful listeners Kessel I do believe that if it's going to help if you're a busty gal but it's not about it's not about you it's just getting on the inside gain his trust do the thing where you close hug him real bad but I believe I believe you John and then you press the you press the breasts closely

to his chest and then he sees like maybe she is going to save me you could be the one that saves me like that song yes it is kind of like that song now I am a little bit I just feel like when it comes to the wife I don't know the inner workings of their marriage it does seem like John Schnatter is a bit of a prickly fellow well yeah he's got high standards yes he's got very high the highest fast food pizza standards anyone can demand but it seems like his wife is bailing during the hard times and I'm pretty sure yeah it is the story of Bob Kedgolthwaite from Scrooge when he loses in the afternoon he loses the job he

calls his wife she leaves him he loses all of his money he can't even get the little sweet pint of rippled and he's trying to get to his lepsi he can splash right all the cars this is where he's at but this is where this is why it's really bad this is why this is the time where we could send we can weaponize our busty listeners out to go and speak to Papa John try to soothe him try to understand him a little bit but also find out if he's got documents about where satellites are in the sky yes that's that's a very good that's a big thing but why find out if you if he gets anywhere close to any sort of power

plant right water desalination plant you got to tell us immediately and we have to call the FBI oh my god honey I'm pouring all the time I got this tap water here it's nothing but garlic butter Papa he finally did it the golden wave that's what he calls it it's a cycle presently the golden wave of death you will all die of diabetes one toe at a time thank you Papa um let's just uh alright let's leave Papa alone we're gonna leave him alone but yes give him a hug if you see him in Louisville he is sad right now but understand but this is not about pure sympathy understand that when you get close to the center of the eye of that

hurricane right you too will either become complicit or a victim so know that know that what they know you understand that your your your standards your principles might be compromised by his charm yes he'll talk about his car he'll talk about that seven seven car of his that he just loves as a matter of fact there's if you go on his Instagram he has a full what is it like four paragraphs he's like you might not know the story of my car no big deal I just saying just just get out there just just know for a fact that he he is a chaos wizard and we are he is very dangerous but Henry why doesn't he just start another pizza

restaurant can't he just do another one called like John's pizza so it's when Ozzy Mandius was thrown from from the the height of his civilization do you think he just went on and made some new other series of franchise civilizations you can he made one standing work that we are supposed to look upon and despair seeing the previous power of the his massive civilization and how with just the winds of sand it is turned into rubble but what if this is a big what if five years down the road Papa is back in control of Papa John's the pizza is back on track I don't think any of this is happening I don't think he's getting

back well they do have to fix that pizza that's all I know anyway I started talking about this damn cowboy hat pigeon I wanted to talk about pigeons because I was going to finish this up let's finish this up finish it this is the whole episode pigeons in Las Vegas wearing cowboy hats it's amazing howdy partner I'm a pigeon all right what's wrong with you so the pigeon people the pigeon representatives are against the cats okay on the pigeons so is it because they're being stapled to their heads we don't know how this is the controversy no one knows how the hats are staying on the pigeons are they glued are they stapled we don't know

they could have little bands so there's this woman her name is Maria Hillman now you what does she do Henry what do you what do you think she does okay she um she say she harvests breast milk for billery for billery Clinton no billery Clinton's house she doesn't have breast milk cheese no no if they don't have no she works at lofty hopes and lofty hopes is a local animal animal rescue and pigeon advocacy group did you know the pigeons had an advocacy group I think they need one I think they're living tough lives I guess so and this is what she said she said at first I was like oh my god it's so cute and then I was like

wait a minute how did they get those hats on there and the advocacy group lofty hopes their slogan is a pigeon positive movement and it's nice honestly it is nice the identity of the person who is putting the cowboy hats on the pigeons remains unknown but this is the question Hillman had did they glue them on what does that mean also is it something that is going to impede their flight or attract predators and I'm just gonna say this a cowboy hat doesn't attract predators a cowboy hat detracts predators that's why the cowboys wear them I haha I just want to know whether or not is it fucking with their eating habits or their mating

habits and because if not I'm gonna go down a limb here and say it's technically just art I think it's adorable and that's my and or it's fashion it is fashion and you saying as an advocate for pigeons do you want pigeons to look less impressive when they're hanging out with other birds but I just don't know I doesn't feel inadequate sometimes hanging out with an eagle even hanging out with a chicken sure they do and now they can feel like John Travolta in urban cowboy they can walk into stores with confidence they can go to the slot machines pull those slots down get all the money sit down at the poker

table the way they always wanted to pigeons need rights so I agree with the group but sometimes also pigeons need cover from the sun that's what cowboy hats provide so this was going to be my hero of the week but then I read the article and then there seems to be a lot of blowback specifically from lofty hopes so now this is just a crime story because evidently it is technically illegal to put cowboy hats on pigeons which I just know if you're gonna fucking honestly if you're gonna arrest the man for putting hats on pigeons I say are we gonna arrest Versace we can't eat that but are we gonna arrest Dolce Gabbana I

don't even know who runs that but I'm saying are we gonna arrest these people I honestly just trying to make people a little bit more presentable I would love to see Dolce Gabbana whoever they are yes it would be fun to see them perp walked and just have to spend one hour in a prison just one hour oh no they would they would die just from the air quality they would die yeah they're too they're too special they're too special for that kiss hole I know how special fans fashion isn't important oh my god what was the name of the skinny guy who looked like an old-timey Nazi that just died which one the one that died the

guy the guy with the big sunglasses and the gloves yeah the guy that looks like he just like horrible things to children his name is Carl Lucho but none but non-to fashion designers with sunglasses with sunglasses but non-to is it I do not think it's not it's like Frankenberger or something Ripper von Ripper von Hawken Hawken schnucker I'm looking at this just got this old bitch Carl Carl Lagerfield Lagerfield anyway that is the cowboy hats on the pigeons but before we get into some more stuff because there are some really creepy ass stories this week speaking of creepy stories next week

we are going to dedicate the entire episode to Mirdare over the holidays so if you have any horrible holiday tales that you would like to tell us horror holiday stories email side stories lpotl at gmail.com and we'll read some of those on the air okay I also got so fucking passionate about Papa John's and then pulled in your web of pigeons we had a bunch of fucking I had a bunch of information that we had to spread at the beginning of today's episode number one this is gonna be coming out hopefully before the show comes out at the reagent theater Los Angeles Wizard and the Bruiser page seven are live 8 p.m.

it is Wednesday December 11th come out and see it they find good could they need your support come out and see these motherfuckers number two next week last podcast and left is about to release our entire 2020 touring system the first chunk of it next week so if you want to buy tickets to see our shows it would be great if you want to get them for Christmas this is time to get them we're doing 20 cities in a month and we're gonna be out there fucking like top fog hat style it'll be on the road April is gonna be a wild time for us we may have a big old tour bus we don't quite know yet but yes we can't wait to

see you all out for the book tour we're going to be filming this year's live show in New Orleans this weekend so next year it'll be a total it'll be Friday next year totally different show it'll be book tour based so we are completely serial killers completely serial killers we're excited we're really really excited to and we'll be you know hawking a book excited for you see all the work we put into the book and on and for Friday this is number three if you're coming to know the show where a fucking costume yeah in it yes we're a costume because we're gonna have a bunch of cameras and all that

stuff and we want more crowd shots this year than we had last year and it'll be a lot of fun so we can't wait to see you all in New Orleans and then Saturday you can find a stumbling somewhere around at some point Henry will be dragging me as surprisingly good he isn't doing I think it's his low Polish stance when I'm on the ground it's just a cup it's like a sled you are just a big sled yeah it'd be nice to put things on top of you and use you for something useful hahahaha 오 호호호호호호호호호호호 You fucking pop us out of the house Pop has not going to have a house soon no pop of the hotel The Papa getting divorced are you still

sitting on commas but she's gonna get four hundred million dollars yeah dude just for being fed up just for sucking Papa Johns cock like eight years ago eight times yep that's it all you got to do ladies all right here we go This is the story that I'm very very excited about this is I've been really getting to because I've been watching Hellier season two quite a bit. Yes, really getting deeper and deeper deeper into More anomalous activity. Mm-hmm So this is a really fun story out of Chicago the O'Hare Airport

Trucker report seven foot tall person with wings near O'Hare International Airport This comes from the singular 40 and calm by Tobias Wayland Manuel Navarrette of the UFO Clearinghouse received a report recently from a man who said he was standing outside of a cargo dock at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago when he spotted a seven-foot tall Person with wings just outside of a fence by the parking lot the sighting reportedly took place at approximately 6 30 p.m. On November 26 according to the report. I was at the airport picking up a load at Nippon I would have already backed into a dock and I was standing away from the truck smoking a cigarette while they loaded my truck I was looking towards the runways in the directions of the tunnel and that is when I noticed something that looked like a large

bird Standing just outside of the fence by the parking lot It was not hard to miss because two street lamps were nearby It looked like a person with wings that were stretched out and flapping It was walking away from the fence toward the open field and then began to flap its wings and disappeared Never was able to speak with the witness of Raphon Is it possible Henry that this was the ghost of Carol Spinney the man who played big bird who died this week? No, we know he's in hell

He's not guilty of any crimes, right? Oh, he's big. He is you are just your brain Elmo was Elmo was another thing also. No Carol Spinney was just big bird. He was just big bird I love that. I love big bird. Okay. I watched the clip of a big bird singing this uneasy being green at Jim Henson's funeral Oh, I thought about how sad that is that they made him fucking get in a costume for the funeral I couldn't even sit there in a fucking eat like it had to be a gig. I understand though. It's important. It's a whole thing I know it's an honor. I'm just It is an honor. Absolutely. I don't mean to be an asshole. I'm sorry for everything. I'm sorry for everything. There you go Yeah, keep on saying it. I

I just thought what he said the way the the man who saw this object He who saw this humanoid said that he he worked for the airline Okay, and he mostly spoke Spanish but the way that he described him. He said it looked like a demonio or a Duende, which is a demonio's demon. It sounds like that. I mean a duende is a goblin And was solid black the witness said he saw nothing that looked like eyes and he assumed the creature might have had its back Turned to him He stated that it walked with a gate like a bird and that it was flapping its wings as a walk towards a large field That was by the runways and disappeared into the night. Yeah, he felt

He said he quickly did the sign of the cross and asked the Verhan Mary for a projection He put out his cigarette and quickly walked back to his truck when asked him why he did that He stated that he felt a presence that was evil and was convinced that he had seen a demon when he asked to elaborate on This statement the witness refused to talk about it anymore for fear of it coming back Which I think is very interesting because Mothman was famous as being a harbinger of doom Interesting, and it's also as people who fly regularly like Henry and I Extremely horrifying if I find out my plane gets taken down because of some demon. I am gonna

I'm gonna be real mad Honestly, it's great for the brand But there are several other Sightings that have been reported in the same area of a giant flying humanoid. I love flying humanoids It's a it's one of those very mysterious things in the world of cryptids that is just really about Shaken up reality and again when you see these things and again watch again and again watch season 2 of Hellier That is a if you are a true Student of the occult you will get why this show is the way it is it is a full-on

example of how if you want to tackle a This kind of paranormal activity. This is the way you do it. It's across. It's everything. It's UFOs. It's the it's the paranormal It's ceremonial magic It's all of the shit wrapped into one and what this shit is doing is imagine that there is if it's not a direct intelligence But there's something that is on top of our dimension that is legitimately Poking you in the forehead in your third eye saying pay attention to me and it's mostly about like kind of like a Buddhist cone Your right the point of it is not necessarily to get proof It is about the seeking of the knowledge and asking the question

So it's about the journey not the destination. I think He did it's about the friends you make along the way right right so here we go It's so this is the but several other sightings of the same humanoid have been seen including an October 30th Sighting of a large winged humanoid in Park Ridge There was an October 29th report of a winged humanoid accompanied by several other beings and on October 19th Sighting of a giant sized bat outside of the Edward Hotel in Rosemont and then October 5th There was sighting of a tall creature with bright red eyes and large wings near the O'Hare Airport Which is so this shit's been fucking popping off. It's horrifying. Is there any significance to it being by an airport?

Maybe they can use the wind flow was the plane's takeoff kind of kind of Tokyo drifted a little bit if I saw a If I saw a humanoid just like make it love to a plane like you thought it was a big girlfriend That'd be kind of cute. It would be kind of cute until it drains all the oil as it performs cunnilinga cunnilingus Well speaking of speaking of airplanes Henry, I think you'll find this story interesting Swaddy Rooney Goyle, which I love that name Swaddy Rooney Goyle I think that's how it's pronounced. She was wearing a Hale Satan shirt I am she was wearing it ironically and she she boarded a flight I want to say it was American Airlines and

Evidently this she's a 49 year old chick from Key West Evidently the airline crew at American Airlines was so offended They forced her to put a sweatshirt on over it, and it just feel like I don't want it. This is one of those areas even though I'm not a Satanist But if I did ironically wear a Hale Satan shirt and someone forced me to put on a shirt I would actually take a stand I mean unless we had to get to a show or something But I would take a stand and I would like be like no absolutely not that's completely insane

She didn't want to go through the hassle so she just put on her boyfriend sweatshirt But I tell you sometimes I I will say this and I'm ashamed to admit it sometimes you wonder is to fight too much I'm not going to equate it to the same pain that the people in the LGBT Community do but it's really that's probably for the best. I don't know I didn't know it's so close But I do that I have to I have to hide who I am when I go to the airport Yeah, but I don't want to get pulled aside for extra questioning because I noticed that every time I wear an evil t-shirt I always get pulled to the side or I wear something. That's vaguely. Oh

That's Fashionably forward. Well, I just feel like it might be your overall Gritting of your teeth the anger in your crown of your eyes Just the way you furl your brow and sort of mutter under your breath Sometimes Natalie says I project a lot of I project a lot of energy, right? Angry energy. So maybe it's that not the shirt that says nothing, but with two T's trouble It might just be more of your personality, but this woman American Airlines has since apologized She says it's an ironic shirt. This is what she told BuzzFeed news

People usually laugh at it or they give me a thumbs up because they understand the meaning behind it I'm none the less this American Airlines crew. They were not having it and I'm just gonna tell them this mind your own dang beeswax I mean your own beeswax. That's the whole point of that. She got it from the TST Which is specifically a non they don't believe in a real Satan and they are it is completely a political organization But they but you know American Airlines has since apologized. Oh, they did they said sorry But you know when it comes to you know, I got a little political. I love my politics when it comes to the 10 command 10 Commandments being in the courtrooms or outside of courtrooms I am such an advocate put a big bathroom it up there

If you want to if you want to play this game, then you got to represent everyone put a boot of gotta play the game I don't freaking care if you want to have religious documents in the in a courthouse You got to have it for everyone Otherwise just don't have it at all because the 10 Commandments. Let's be honest not exactly applicable to the court of law I mean something they some of the laws are specifically adopted for the law like don't murder or stuff But this stuff that's like don't be jealous of your their neighbor's oxen who gives a shit Don't cover your neighbor's wife. Do you have you seen porn hub? And the time the neighbor's husband is a cuck in the corner. That's all he wants you to fuck his wife

He loves it, but I would say yeah, I gotta watch Jesus on a fucking shirt I gotta look at Jesus on a shirt. I can't put a big Naked woman with fucking a crucifix upper pussy on a shirt and walk around the airport. That's gotta be my right That's my right. Well, that's my right I I gotta see your I gotta see your blue-eyed Jesus Screaming nailed to a post. I mean, well, I can't wear my shirt It's got two lizard women 60 90 each other with a fucking a bunch of roses up their assholes. Come on I guess it's probably you probably could what is the difference?

What is art then like the guy who paid 120 grand for the stupid banana my god to the wall and then another Performance artist came in and ate it said that's our two. Sorry fuckers, right? Oh my god. That was so crazy Yes, Henry, I would fight for your right to be horribly horribly offensive Even in front of children at an airport Nothing will be more offensive than when I saw children and you see this all the time as you travel Wearing mega hats and I'm not making a political statement here You can listen to Abel and stop after that. They're asking no children fronted. No children. Yes, no children should ever love the president I just don't believe it's right. No kids should ever

I never let the president ever trust the president. No, you never should trust any president. No, none of I don't get anyway But the idea is that like how much more violence has been done to the name of Jesus Christ than in a beautiful artistic representation of two women in love with each other, maybe yeah They're 69 and right now with a bunch of rose stems up their assholes, huh? They can also be married they could be it's very possible that they are with each other So you mean to tell me this representation of love that you view as some lascivious Pornography which is actually just a celebration of the power of the clitoris I think is they actually very forward and very thoughtful and children should know if two women want to

Pretend to be bosses and have sex with each other and then have a picture of that be put on a t-shirt You know what this is my love and of course it is ironic it also happened on American Airlines They should be on the front lines of freedom. Yeah, what are they? They're acting like jet blue they should have They should have consensual no pants flights If you really are American Airlines, no pants flights. It's a burger buffet Oh, we're doing today for everyone for all members for all classes that are flying this. Yeah, right? Yeah, so welcome to dick out airlines

Which you can buy tickets for right and you know it it's coming up front. Hey listen Everybody's dicks are out pussies are out. They're on seats Well nude on seats if your pussy is out. You might need to go to the doctor, but all right. Well, there you go I come Henry we will find a consensus. I understand will we we did I want to talk about this story though Can we talk about this serious story really quick because you brought it to my attention before we started recording and this story is? Frickin crazy apparently DNA is changing when it comes to bone marrow transplants listen to this story. All right, so this comes from the New York Times. Oh, oh

So hi hi profile hi profile when a DNA test says you're a younger man who lives 5,000 miles away after a bone marrow transplant a man with leukemia found that his donor's DNA traveled to unexpected parts of his body Interesting a crime lab is now studying the case and this is done. This was an article written by Heather Murphy three months after his bone marrow transplant Chris long of Reno, Nevada learned that the DNA in his blood had changed it had been Replaced by the DNA of his donor a German man He had exchanged just a handful of messages with he'd be encouraged to test his blood by a colleague at the sheriff's office Where he worked he had an inkling this might happen It's the goal of the procedure after all weak blood is replaced by healthy blood and with it the DNA it contains

Hmm, but four years after his life-saving procedure, which I didn't even know I didn't even know that I didn't know that either It's like totally the same. Yeah It's not only mr. Long's blood that was affected swabs of his lips and cheeks contained his DNA But also that of his donor even more surprising to mr. Long and other colleagues at the crime lab all of the DNA in his Seaman belonged to his donor. So hold on. He's not even making his own babies That's not even making his own babies anymore. It is true. It's his cum is turning into another dude's cum I mean, it's a German man. So next thing, you know, he's acting like Edward Norton in American History X Just salute in the noxious flag with no idea why he's doing it

He's just like face up inside of a toilet underneath a Drinking people's liquid diarrhea. It's not my fault. It's the German man inside of me There's something inside of me. Let's tell me to do this. And so that's what he says He's becoming a chimera, but isn't it a technical term for the rare person with two sets of DNA? This is something that is very very interesting They say that apparently it also happens with organ donor transplants that you begin to take on like it's kind of an urban myth But also vaguely, right? I guess it I'm not certain for I'm not certain But I believe it is sort of substantiated by some real research that you are starting you start to take on the personality traits

Of the person that you I got the organs from and taste buds. It's like a horror movie. It's like idle hands It truly is it also reminds me of 89s Batman where Joker falls into the vat Nicholson falls into the vat and he becomes the Joker This is sort of how you could create a super villain when you're doing the donations Do they like do personality tests on the people that are giving you the liver giving you the kidneys like do they do a So see no sociopath. No cuz it's possible that you could get the DNA of a Raging serial killer. Maybe they were put on death row and they were like, okay. I still want to donate something and It's like freakin Chucky, man

It is like you could get you could get the soul of a serial killer Implanted into your body and then if you do Can you get away with murder? I don't know I do I wonder if you can number one It's very difficult because you're just trying to find you're you're dying right you need to find a match And that's the first priority. Yeah, right first priority is getting the match, but yeah, you find out. Oh, yeah So he might have been this pizza magnate that was forced out by his his own board of directors Racial slurs in a meeting and now he's divorced and now he's slowly matured trying to give as many people his bone marrow as Possible because at first he thought it sounded delicious, but then he realized he could control people's minds from the inside

It's a part of what it says on this term of paper. It's a day of reckoning. I don't know why it says that But you can't know so who knows if it starts truly change your personality But this is because I know that they say that's a really that's several ways people have been cured of HIV Slash AIDS is very intense bone marrow transplants, right literally transplant all of your fucking blood and they give you new shit They give you new blood makers essentially, but it does ask the question or it does beg the question What are we? What are we if we can be changed that easily with with the insert of a liver from somebody else And if you want to take this little tack, let me first prepare the audience What if

These there's a lot of people that talk about the idea that our personalities our direct consciousness are piped in that they're in a cloud and we are Like operating Mechanisms we are in tennis for essentially things that are flea free floating in the sky What if there's something that's inside of our DNA again? I'm not writing a book, so I don't fucking know Well, what if there's something inside of our DNA that's sort of like like the mitochondrion's and the fucking in is that a Dune reference Star Wars Star Wars. Thank God. I think it's called Mitochlorins But the idea that you there's something's like almost stuff in your DNA that allows your that kind of is like little

Hinge points like little attachments kind of like what you have at the end of your neurons With these like kind of ways things attach for these various personalities for these things and that maybe you become sort of like a Bigger antenna for somebody else's in personality when you get your DNA replaced. It's hey, you know what buddy I'm just support that I'm just stoned enough to entertain the idea and the concept though It's it is endlessly fascinating and it will be interesting when at some point This will be the defense of someone who just shoots up a mall and just been like it wasn't I never would do this But I got my pinky replaced by some or my trigger finger I cut it off in a saw accident and I had a different one put on turns out that was of Dylan roof

So it would be crazy It is like idle hands and anyway that story. I just had no idea that could even happen So interesting as I would like to say as a society I'd like everybody to well for a listeners to if you have any expertise Yeah, and this field plays email us. We got some really good responses about what the hell it means Did they be with the difference between manslaughter is basically? It's like the concept of you know first degree You premeditate the murder. There's a plan you do it then there is involuntary manslaughter Which is like essentially you just didn't mean to do it. Yeah, well speaking

Speaking of murder we could talk briefly about this story. It's there was a Saudi national. He killed three people I'm sure you heard about this. It made a pretty big national news It was at the naval air station in Pensacola. The dude's name is Muhammad al-shamrami Al-shamrami al-shamrani Muhammad al-shamrani and Everyone's like what the hell happened? Why would he go crazy? Evidently there is some evidence to back up the claim that he was super pissed with a nickname that was given to him in April That nickname was porn stash I guess he was so offended by that that he decided that he stewed on it for what is that?

Five months just sat there be like oh porn stash. I don't know why they would call me porn stash I don't watch porn and then he shot and killed three people Laughing he continued to say this is according to the story The dude that gave him the nickname at porn stash was a fella named James Day he was a teacher and In the complaint el-shamrani wrote that day was asking about ten students around the room if they had any questions before dismissal when he turned to el-shamrani Day allegedly asked him

Addressed him rather as porn stash Laughing he continued to ask what have you not seen a porn before el-shamrani reportedly wrote in the complaint after I did not respond He just let the subject to go Obviously the nickname we know what the nickname is the Times quoted el-shamrani is saying I was furiated I was furious. I was infuriated as to why he would say that in front of the class, so I guess Man talk about thin skin. This guy actually you guys got to be careful when you tell us a nickname I didn't really gave Travis a nickname titties

No, you followed it up again and again and again. Yeah, always follow the fear Right you follow the fear you have to follow where your mind goes you have to yes and yourself you got to support yourself with your ideas I love that you are even remotely close to trying to backtrack on Wow Travis, you know, it was it was got the name titties It was words that just came out of my mouth. He doesn't have large breasts No, he is a he is a very thin He is thin and and and masculine No, you just and you have an Eric Cartman like devil that is some time you mean inside of the corner of your brain and

That's the nickname that you wanted to go with but it's just me do but I'm saying we're lucky That Travis is a good on the inside and he didn't flip and bring his day of reckoning to our know Well, there's a lot of days in the year. You never know when it's gonna happen. That's all I'm very cautious very very cautious So you keep Travis at arm's length as he sits in front of you. No We don't tell him you're scared No, it's important to always have a small fear of all of your employees and working partners because they can rise up against you You never know what you learn. That's what you learn in children of Dune. You never know. This is according to Brian Busey He's the president of the Delaware resource group of Oklahoma. That's right

The president of Delaware resource group of Oklahoma. Don't ask me. He says he says regarding the incident He said appropriate personnel action was taken regarding the incident in question Corrective action was taken the matter was closed back in April and we have no further comment But this is why you know, we talk about the roast culture that we live in with comedy and you know, we're not big We're not big into the roasty world, but this is why it's very important to listen to Jeff Ross every now and again To listen to roast comedy. You got to build up a thicker skin You have to you're gonna shoot up three people in a Pensacola prison and does this man have any idea the nickname? He's gonna get in prison. It's not gonna be as nice as porn stash

I mean, he might get the same one. He might just get the same one and then you have to live with It comes you with the nickname you're mad about it for a while and eventually someone called you porn stash in jail And you're like, you know what? kind of fits I Do got this dash and then he starts realizing like I might have been wrong. Yeah, I might have jumped the gun quote-unquote With my anger about this nickname. Yes. It was it was a massive compliment Bert Reynolds was the creator of the porn stash. They're saying you got a huge cock That's all they're saying and you bang a bunch of people. That's it. I don't understand the offense

But nonetheless tragedy again at a naval station here in Pensacola, Florida Yeah, I'd be careful out there guys Be careful here and here's a good email that I got to explaining more of the voluntary versus involuntary because this came from an Attorney in Utah, okay Henry oh did say Henry was kind of spot-on which is nice voluntary manslaughter is the killing in the heat of passion as a result Of quote-unquote adequate provocation now, obviously, this is in the United States So but the case we were talking about last week was in Europe So who knows what the hell they say the provocation has to be one that would arouse sudden and intense passion in the mind of an ordinary

Person that classic example seems to be catching your spouse in bed with someone else There also must not have been sufficient time between the provocation and the killing for the passions of a reasonable person to cool So you can't kill your wife two weeks after you caught her in bed with someone else, right? Can't guys Finally the killer must not have in fact cooled off between the provocation and the killing You can't just pretend you're mad your wife cheated on you when you really don't care because the spark has gone And then you kill her for the life insurance using your fake anger as an excuse I don't see all but again You just gave someone a great idea e and voluntary manslaughter on the other hand is the killing of criminal negligence

You can also be called misdemeanor manslaughter when you kill someone while committing a misdemeanor or certain Fennel felonies this is accidentally killing someone while doing something stupid or while you commit some other low-level offense interesting I say lean in you bust your girlfriend or your wife having sex with another man Just be like all right finish just finish it up in front of me It'll make you have to finish but now you have to finish just do it in front of me. I don't care Well, let's just get so yeah, I also get an email from a barrister Okay practice in England who we've made we've Unfortunately roasted saying that how do you trust a lawyer in a wig and she said yes, I have a wig and a gown

So I'm sorry again, you know, which everyone's mad. I'm sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to everyone 24-7 In England and Wales we have voluntary and voluntary manslaughter voluntary manslaughter is broken down as follows diminish responsibility Abnormality of the mind loss of control not to be confused with a fit of rage an example of loss of control would be domestic abuse victim Who finally snaps or a suicide pegged in voluntary manslaughter is broken down into an awful act constructive manslaughter Most commonly a fight where someone hits their head after a punch and dies Probably the worst example from the UK was Mick fieldbot who killed six children in a house fire He started to win back custody you may wish to look into him for an episode and a gross negligence a doctor Who's poor treatment results in a death of a patient at a person who sells drugs to another who dies?

Dang them. Well, how the hell is he gonna get custody back if he burns all the children alive? But in the case of Bennett von Verts, I believe he was initially convicted of willful homicide Which was later reduced on appeal to gross negligence willful homicide appears to be defined as a person Intentionally behaving in such a way that causes their death of another person punishable by at least five years of prison imprisonment That's it. I feel like gross negligence should be like shooting up a shooting up a school while picking your nose or something You know, you got to be doing something kind of nasty. You haven't you know, I mean something else in the law I mean something else there. No, I know that I'm making a joke Alright, well, let's do something. That's no laughing matter. Let's do hero of the week

Okay, this week's hero of the week he technically didn't do anything and quite honestly, I could have chosen a different story But it's gonna be Daniel Higginbotham. He's a 44 year old He picked a massive potato snack from a Morrison store and you know what he found a six inch crisp He bought the one oh one. What's what's the name of the currency over there again in in Europe? Euro the Euro. Yeah, whatever. He picked a one Euro bag for lunch But got peckish around mid-morning and decided to tuck it He opened it up and then he opened up the bag. He said I pulled it out and it kept going It was a lot longer than I thought it was gonna be in that interesting great

Um, this is really really great. So It's just a big potato chip. It's a big potato chip. Yeah, what about this makes him a hero Well, he found it. So you just saying that it's so instead of saying it's like one of those that some people Choose their fate and some people have their fate thrust upon them Not one of those you're not often you don't choose to be a hero the hero life chooses you He says so he went to get a tape measure. It was six inches long He goes on to say I was quite happy. It was the biggest Happy it was the biggest crisp. I have ever seen and then he says

Everybody wants to find a big crisp don't they so there Nothing has changed in society No, this could influence anything this could affect the brexit phone Daniel said colleagues flocked to his desk to marvel at the fire. This is what he said He said some weren't interested at all, but I quick but I quickly I locked it away Just in case somebody crushed it. So that's what makes him a hero Henry He found he saved it crisp and he saved it and I don't think he's gonna eat it He says he's he thinks he's gonna put it on display in a display case

He says I'm not saying it's the biggest ever, but you never know I had a little look and I couldn't see anything bigger So isn't that nice? It's like, you know what honestly it is really nice And it is technically really isn't do it. It is and speaking of the hero life choosing you He says I'm not even sure why I bought them. He said I was drawn to them that day I swear to God. Yeah, that is not that is not a way it goes However, he's straight up not a way it goes. No, he's not this is not he's not this is not a call to will This is not Joseph Campbell's like a hero's initiation

You know, I again, I'm gonna immediately backtrack and say it might be it really depends on what else happens to him Well, it really does but now unfortunately, it's not the biggest crisp in the world Although I believe it's not even the biggest crisp Henry, but hold on It's the biggest natural in and it's the biggest natural in nature found crisp the largest crisp is a 25 inches by 14 inches But it was created specifically for the US-based food engineers in 1991 Well, you can't make it specifically. They don't fit in the box. No, it's in the little bag Exactly. So I actually think this is the biggest found-in-nature crisp ever recorded, which is why Daniel Heganbotham

You're hero of the week. You're in charge of the segment So I I get it. I I'm with you. I see you're the way you rationalize it. It's very exciting. I Think that very excited. I think that it is fine. Thank you. Thank you I have now gonna read some viewer mail. All right. We can't see anything but it's listener mail Okay This comes from a Around 2016 I lived in an old house with my cat by the name of Duchess

She is a lovely creature and I love her very much My room was on the second floor of the house near a staircase I woke up around 3 or 4 a.m. To the sound of her distressed meowing coming from the hallway Kind of frantic meow I haven't heard her make before that urged me to get up and check up on her When I opened the door to my room, she was pacing around the hallway with a spooked look on her face I didn't turn the lights on I came to comfort her at the top of the staircase When I peered down the steps leading down to the first floor

I noticed how exceptionally dark the space around the staircase was like the blackest black compared to everything around me I got an uncomfortable feeling so I picked up my cat carried it in my room so she could sleep with me I left the door slightly ajar so she could leave if she wanted to but I made her by made up I put it on a little bed as she made a spot for herself all while her eyes gaze while her eyes gaze rarely left the door hmm She sat on my bed uneasy with her fur standing on end, but she didn't make any sounds So I followed her gaze to the crack of the door while on the bed with her I noticed something strange it looked as though the blackness of the staircase has followed us into the room But the size of a small like a dark cloud

Centered around five to six inches from the ground besides the door as I kept staring at the blackness It seemed as though reality was distorting in that one spot. It's hard to explain But it's like in that darkness I had shapes formed inside of it And I could make out a shape of two heads moving separately from each other and then I could see two bodies They look like two Bald pointy-eared goblin like things with large eyes And they were huddled together by the door and then started to move and were slowly creeping into my room It wasn't like I couldn't see them totally physically manifest

But it was like an outline of three-dimensional forms of two distinct bodies and I could feel like they were living things Which is a strange experience to convey with words hmm It's not the first of kind of it's not the first of its kind in my life They started making their way closer to my bed and I could see that they were fixated on my cat I didn't like the vibe these things were given off they felt hostile and I started to get freaked out So I told them to leave out loud in a panic I learned I heard that words powered by intent can be powerful to these kinds of situation But they seemed to completely ignore me and I could still see them advancing forward moving closer to my bed

My cat was steering wide I did the same direction looking super spooked and I started to get nervous I didn't know if you guys have ever tuned into your auroric fields before or heard of this technique But I was taught by my mother who is pretty heavy into energy healing when I was growing up The technique involved closing your eyes and visualizing that you are blowing up a protective sphere around your body using your energy field Technically, it's called calling a circle if you were to use ritualistic magic I closed my eyes and cast that barrier mentally around myself and then visualize it around my cat as well I kept at it for maybe a minute until they opened with my eyes to see if the weird goblin things were still there

I looked around and it's like the fog had lifted and the corner where they were at was no longer dark and spooky And there was nothing there anymore. My cat seemed to relax and in about five minutes She seemed to have calmed down and curled into a little kitty croissant and proceeded to fall asleep. Don't eat it It was a pretty strange experience But it was one that I will remember for a long time if you're following season 2 of heli or you'll see why I read that and Specifically the idea of goblins being obsessed with your pets. Oh my goodness. All right. It's very interesting I have an email here as well Henry. I'm not sure if you were gonna read this one. It comes in from EAP. It's entitled anus hotel It says just Google anus hotel. It's like an Airbnb shaped like an anus

Not sure if it's legit, but I feel like it's up your alley. So there we go. Thank you so much really, thank you a Honestly, thank you. Thank you. Um, so this is the response to a story we told a little while ago where I Said that if I said it, you know, and I'm not known to be wrong a lot You know, I'm on the money. I'm on the money most of the time Is this something that someone has told you or is this something that you're sort of saying? I know that absolutely not You know what you could say something to yourself and it's like somebody else is saying it to you if you do it in a funny voice That's true. That's true

So this is a story where I said that it seemed that if you were to pee your pants in a mugging situation that would make The mugger more likely to mug you. I Disagreed with you though. You did and gee disagrees with me as well About 12 years ago is walking home from the bar pretty drunk alone late at night and at one point on my walk a very large Teenage girl ran up to me flashed a knife told me to give her my money I'm a very petite woman about five foot two and this girl had about a foot and a hundred pounds on me So I knew I was in an incredibly dangerous situation My animal instincts took over and what my animal instincts told me to do was fall to the ground screaming and piss my pants I

Scream louder than I'd ever scream in my life invisibly soaked the front of my pants my mugger seemed to get freaked out Just jumped on her bike and ran away without taking anything. So I I don't know if pissing my pants in this scenario only worked because I'm a woman, but it did work There you go. And what great honestly perfect animal instinct sounds like there's a lot of custom vids. They're gonna come out of this That's that's my guess. All right, and I got a little bit a guy got a little This one's comes from Nate. I also come on a straight up say thank you to everybody that sends us stories in the emails And and I love them. I love hearing your weird-ass experiences

It's my favorite thing in the world because that's the idea. I think this is a good place to share Absolutely, odd shit happens to us and don't forget holiday horror stories for next week Indeed sad stories Your cell phone really send a note indeed Okay, so this is one. This is just a weird anomalous. This comes from Nate This event took place while I was in high school growing up in PA I was a sophomore at the time and I was spending the night at a friend's place There were about four of us total in the house for the sleepover the night consisted mostly of us playing video games

Watch your music videos and eating fast food We were all hanging out in the living room downstairs when most of the lights turned off The only light was coming from the TV Then the occurrence that happened all of a sudden the whole downstairs Filled with a green light me and my friends were stunned. We all couldn't move as the light grew stronger A thin white mist started to rise from the floor. The mist never rose above six inches off the ground I can't exactly remember how I felt in that scenario, but I didn't have any fear mostly just curiosity After a full minute in this bizarre scenario as quickly as if this event started it dissipated in the blink of an eye

Hmm after whatever had left my friends and I got up to check it out We ran around the house and went outside to figure out the mysterious event that had just happened I should also mention that this neighborhood was secluded and had no street lamps on top of that The living room was facing backward with the woods We spent the rest of the night being the hardy boys trying to solve the mystery We're really stretching for an answer our best answer is that we suspected that the light of the moon had reflected off a box of Cascade dish detergent which was concealed underneath the sink Okay, it sounds foolish, but we were just trying to explain what happened for about a decade

I thought it was aliens because you know the whole green face and the association of the color green with aliens Hellier as well as shout out to hellier However, after reading up on paranormal events. I realized that ghost separations can take on different forms from orbs to myths Oh, see it takes it makes your brain expand I now believe me and my friends were experiencing a ghost, but still not entirely sure you just got Ding dong by the weird my friend Oh ding dong by the weird great story. I love those tales of sleepover Uh scaries because that does that does happen. Yeah, and I like it when it's ghosts and not just my uncle molested all of us

Yeah, yeah, those are always hard because then we have to go to the police Yeah All right, any more emails Henry Uh, no, I'm really good. We did it. That's it. That's from y'all and thank you for your support Thank you all so much. We also want to thank everyone that came out to see us in terrana in columbus, ohio and in Detroit a special shout out to austin in detroit. We had a great time at the casino Evidently we stayed at the bad casino, but because we stayed at the bad casino They also had my favorite casino game, which is just the drinking game war with you played with money

Which is awesome. You literally just cos played the national lampoon's vegas vacation And when he loses all the money, uh, nobody shitty casino talk about the opposite because I made money and austin made money And so thank you so much for being such a uh, a wonderful fan and uh, such a nice escort around austin Not a sexual escort an escort escort. Um, and also just thanks everyone in terrana. Thanks everyone in columbus We had a great time columbus is a beautiful little All american town, so we had a great time and we will be back in detroit sooner than we went there the first time We will be there soon. We will be there very soon Again, remember by those live show tickets with a week. We're gonna be out there, huh?

We're going to be on but this week. Oh this week. We're gonna be nulls We're gonna be in new orleans can't wait to see you and also support page seven and wizard of the wizard and the bruiser The regency theater in uh, los angeles. That is wednesday this wednesday tomorrow tonight tonight. It is tonight So please go out there and support them Um, you can look away from holden. You can just cover your eyes and listen But just stare at jack don't don't look directly at holden. Look at the women. Yeah, just look at jack You look at natalie. You can look at jake. You can even look at jake is great. Jake is a sweet guy. He's fun Um, holden will take what he will do will take from you what he can

He will take your soul from you. He'll take your hopes your dreams from you If if he could he would he absorbs your energy He's uh the last of the most epic psychic vampires, but that being said it'll be a great show So check it out. It's gonna be a great show. I also say that uh, jackie They're all gonna be hanging out after the show too say hi. So make sure you you can go in there and Buy him brusky's buy him soup Buy them soup buy them soup by jake would love some soup. Honestly. I could see jake slamming soup in a bar You love soup in a bar. Why not? Um, make sure you like so live

You gotta live you gotta live to the end of 2020. No more murder suicides everybody. Okay. Nope. No, no Let's hold off on those until 2020 because they don't they don't roll over It's like your sky miles. Nope, right those murder suicides. You see I it's not gonna it's not gonna count If you do it now, it doesn't really count for tonight 2019 you get lost in the shuffle. Um, love love your pets I mean, you know, if you got a pet love a pet love a pet today Okay, I I just sometimes I look upon wendy and the sheer simple love that we have for each other Sometimes I wonder will it save my life one day? Is this is this the meaning of my life to love this pet?

And you know what sometimes it is very nice. It is nice and then it's fun to remember I saw this meme on instagram. Yes, your pet won't be alive for all of your life But all of your pet's life is with you Isn't that nice It's 100 of their life Oh Laugh laugh because if you're not laughing you're shitting your pants I don't know what I said

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