Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: It's a Small World

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a breakdown of Max's new cult-focused documentary "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God", and then - an unexpected orgy at a Los Angeles Taco Bell, a naked man causes chaos in one of Disneyland's most beloved attractions, Michigan man accused of trying to break into residential homes and masturbating on porches tells judge he "must continue!", Scat Stories, Listener E-mails, and MORE!

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It's just Max. I fucking hate that. I hate that. Why don't they call it like Larry? Right? It doesn't even make sense. Or whatever. So Lova's one.

Yeah. We covered them on a relaxed fit. I actually found the old document that you wrote on Lova's one. Oh, did you, I wasn't able to find it. I looked through it. Honestly, it did obviously, the new documentary expanded quite a bit. Of course.

Number one, the biggest surprise out of the entire fucking documentary series that can't blew my mind. Robin Williams did that. Oh, Robin Williams. Oh, I'm gonna decide stories ladies and gentlemen. I'm Marcus Barksy with Henry Zabrowski and Robin Williams has a lot to fucking answer for. That's all I can't fucking believe. Robin Williams decided to take a guess I break from crying in heaven. Next to Eric Clapton's child, Dan Amatissu, and then all of us and he comes down to earth to talk to fucking Amy talks to Amy and tells her how

Disappointed he is with everyone tells everyone Dietary restrictions. He's he's hand. He's handing out meal plan. What is going on Robin Williams? I think you need to cover your own shit right now. We're all looking for you. They killed the mid-budget comedy All right, we need you back. No, just for those of you that don't know, and if you don't know, I don't know, I ain't know how to tell you what. But you go look up the new documentary. Fear what it's called.

It's just called Love is One. Yeah, Love is One. I haven't watched the third episode yet. Just came out last night. But it's so the first two episodes were fantastic. Let me get, I'll tell you what, tell you what happens. She makes it. Amy's doing great.

She's doing great. Her liver turns around. Do they take her? Absolutely. Do they finally take her to a 3D hospital? Absolutely not. No matter how much she begs. Amy Carlson is the cult leader that ran Love as one.

I love the Wikipedia version of this at the very top. It's an American new religious movement. And Amy Carlson within the love as one cult was referred to as mother god. And they just fucking party with them. I mean, for me, when I was watching the second episode, there was a point where they're hanging out in front of a fireplace. So you just see a bunch of people sitting on the floor. There's smoking doobes. One of them's like, takes a huge bong hit and I realized that this was if a party house became a cult. Absolutely.

And because what, man, this is where you eat. We eat here. Those were her tools. Those are her spiritual tools. And they're also my spiritual tools. And Natalie finds it really funny. Every single time I go to smoke a bowl and they're like, time for me to go tune up. Gotta go get my spiritual tools going

until we can watch Great British baking show. Well, they've got all the archetypes. I mean, you've got the woman who's older than everyone else who's funding and conducting everything. She's loving her life. You've got the woman who has abandoned her kids for a life of partying, but it's still very conflicted about it, but yet still abandoned her kids. She reminds me a lot of Shelley Duval. Yeah, you think very wide eyed. She's gone. Oh, she's gone. But the one thing I love is one this new documentary did that was

just was the using the actual current cult members and talking with them and getting it straight from the tap. Because these guys are also, I want to know who their dealer is. Because these smoke full fat bats to the head on their own. They literally just like big, fickle cones. And they're just hanging out there being like, yeah, you know, mom had a lot of crazy ideas. Just. Yeah, bro. I bet you fucking did. But they're also talking to these people three weeks after Amy Carlson died because I mean, not spoiling anything, but you know, Amy Carlson.

Yeah, I don't want to ruin the ending for you. I mean, they show, they show her dead body at the beginning, but she died from presumably liver failure. Are they saying straight up it is full across the board organ failure? Yeah. We watch her in the Lovis one documentary, which I think is one of the most harrowing parts of it. Yeah. Oh, easily. You watch someone with no help whatsoever, no medication, no therapy, nothing, just slowly succumbed to liver failure.

You're watching each one of her organs die. You watch her feet turn to like porcelain. Yeah, you watch her body break out boils. And then she gets silver, baby. She started stumping that colloidal silver. And originally when we rode our little red up on it, it was we thought it was all kind of centered on COVID. Yeah, but they just thought it was gonna fix everything.

Everything. Yeah, that's because that's what people were saying at the time, because there were a lot of people at that point in history. You're trying to use colloidal silver to cure COVID or protect themselves. But these people have been doing colloidal silver for years before and have been selling their own bottled like with their shit printed off. Like, I mean, that was the key. Papyrus font on it. Documentary also showed merch.

So it's huge. Gigantic. Big on the merch and just like I did not know. They sold colloidal silver by the half gallon. Yeah. But they're just keep showing up. And so one thing that love is one documentary also, another thing that revealed that I thought was fascinating

was the fact that Amy Carlson was like, maybe I should go to a hospital. Or maybe I should call my parents and my family. And they're like, no way, mother, God, you would never allow yourself to go to a hospital. I didn't call your family. And 3D hospital. That was called the 3D hospital, which also one of my favorite quotes in a two. One was the, you know, right now with a 3D world, mom's body's not looking too good, which I do like that. And the other one was there are no assholes or bitches

in heaven, dear one. I wrote that down. I love there are no assholes or bitches in heaven. But she is just she's dying. Yeah. And was a way everybody's in her body is wasting away. She's rail thin. And they call it eating. They're not eating. And was a way everybody's inner body is wasting away. She's rail thin. She's not eating. She's not eating and they called it spinning out because she would come. She would be on the fucking on her deathbed. Like, I'm not God. I'm Amy Carlson. I need to go to a fucking, I don't care if it's a 6G hospital, but I need to go to one that's here. I need to go to one right now. put your phones on airport mode and take me to a fucking hospital and they were like, you would never allow yourself to do that. Yeah, you'd never, like that's the funny thing.

You've never seen a cult leader get trapped inside of its own cult. It's, well, I also think it's a phenomenon we see, which we talked about with Charles Manson. It's a phenomenon that they actually got to capture. Which is what again makes it very interesting. Fascinating. It's the fact that you get to see the cold turn on itself, but positively, which is kind of scary that it's a positive turn. Like they didn't go.

It's like, yeah, it's dark, but it's got a lot more steeley dan in it than I thought it was going to. They're all smiling the entire time. There's also happy. Unless, of course, mom is hungover. Good mother got us hungover. And then, you know, watch out. And that's one another thing that surprised me.

They didn't get into the cursing as much as I thought they would. Because I always thought that was like a central part of their belief. We accentuated that when we did a parody of them in Soul Plumber. Oh, comic book. That is true. I'm now starting to conflate reality with fantasy. I'm starting to conflate the character we created for Soul Plumber based on Amy Carlson with the actual Amy Carlson.

That's why it's so hard to connect to myself emotionally because I just so many characters. I have so many different characters. I don't know what I'll be. No, no, no, no, no. You never know. God is exhausting. So, Wilka, I guess we'll cover. I just wanted to quickly talk about this because it's a very top. We said, again, she blamed Robin Williams.

Well, we say, she said she blamed Robin Williams. So, part of what Mother God would do is that she would go and take her ortheric meetings, which were long naps. Yeah. And in those meetings, where she was, I mean, you'd swear she was fucking asleep. Or passed out after she drank a bottle of vodka.

But that's where you'd be. Then ask wrong friends. True. So you'd be outside, ma'am. You don't get it, dude. Dude. Robin Williams came to her as it gets a spiritual being, and said, one of many spiritual beings that gave her outlines

of what to do and how the group was supposed to behave and what was coming up for them, but it wasn't just him. There was an entire, what they called the galactic 18, which was a group of, you know, everybody's favorites. Yeah, that would show up and talk to Amy alone. This fucking concert, if you show here, it looks, and I believe this is one guy here. I'm that my Irwin's. They were Irwin and honestly and batten clean up. We never thought, but thank God he was there. John Ritter. John Ritter shows the living fuck up. I don't know if he

just if he every time he just he just trips over something and everyone's just been like, John, you did it again in heaven. Bill Hicks, Carrie Fitcher, I take issue with her claiming David Bowie. David Bowie would never come anywhere near these. You're late. We already, because when we talked about this a long time, when we first brought it up, we just thought that this mostly was situated around a fascination with Michael Jackson. Yeah. But now it's everybody. You got Gene Wilder. Wow. Rodney Dangerfield. Patty Rogers.

Patsy Klein. Wow, Jim. Jim Take Patsy. Jim Crowche. I believe him alone. I believe him. He was brown. All right, Regis Philbin.

And finally, real deep cut here, Tim Conway. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's a Tim Conway? What, about 185 pounds. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You still out there. I remember I had a camera op one said, when my favorite compliments is that he compared me to Tim Conway.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yep. She, you're heading to spleeful. But it's real. It's so camera up, took you aside. Just like, honestly, he's like, there's only one man that's made me laugh more. It's Tim Conway. And I was like, yeah, yeah.

And he's on my galactic A team and he tells me, maybe you need to look up some weight. All right, because you're looking bad. But think about this, Marcus. So if you're going to together, you galactic 18. Sure. Who's there? Obviously for me, if I want him, if I'm going to reach out, if I'm recruit my crew, right? L or H, obviously, obviously, um, ooh, Ernest Borg-9 character actor.

I think that he can maybe help me. You can see me through some stuff. Sure. You got a third? Yeah. You go, Bill Clinton. I think I get him in there. Well, they got to be dead in less than-

They don't have to be dead. Well, apparently not. The only not, the only living person- Well, Steve Ruin is a- He's dead. You know, the only living person they included was Donald Trump. Yeah. Just because they really like him and they're all QAnon people.

Very much so. Yeah, well, the QAnon light. They just kind of see Q and on is like a secondary thing. Tom Pettie. Yeah, it's also under Galactic 18. What the fuck? Yeah, that's like James Conn. I said, you know, who would you put in your team? No, but I put a put Joe your own. Sure. Joe your own go on my team. But he's not a good T that big talker. He's a vet. No, he's not, but heer. And he's a vet, no, he's not. But he's a, he's got a lot of heart, sure. Yeah. And he's also, he's fun to talk to. And he's fun to look at. Cheers.

And he knew the front man he's there. Oh yeah, he wants it from A. He's come right in. Yeah, he's gonna, I, who else would I put up on my team, Richard Speck? Wow. Wild card. Wow, yeah. Because you never know. You never know when you need a guy with

huge chips. Who is he? He can. He's got some impulse control problems. But you never know. Sometimes you need some help. Uh, Galileo. Oh, wow. Put him in the coolest. Yeah. Oh, Mr. I must have Galileo. Oh, Mr. Science man. Magellan. So he can drive. He can drive us around. I say Magellan, I'm, I'm not using Google Maps anymore. You get us over to only know the tips of Africa. That's where we're going. And I'm claiming Regisville. Yeah. Okay. Fine. I'm taking Regisville, Phil, but that from her.

I want Regisville. You take Regisville. I'm going to take James Monroe and James K. Polk. Hey, that's two former short lived presidents. Now James K. Polk, he ran for one term and did not seek a second for he had already accomplished all he wanted to accomplish. One is enough. One is enough. One is enough. I think each president should only serve for eight weeks. And just blow through them. All right, well, that's good. I'm glad that we got to the base. I'm calling upon my galactic 18 now. L.R.H. What's up? What should I do? Oh, make more money. You're crazy.

Fucking laughing. You're crazy, man. But we'll find out what happens to the rest of this group. They have seemed to have splintered at the end of the love is one documentary. Get out to spoil it. You should watch it because it's fascinating. It's really good. They do some of them do end up talking with their families again. Of course. But they're still kind of holding on. I think one of them is actually from Lubbock,

but the girl who came in that had the disease that she could never figure out. And then she eventually came out the girl with the glasses. I noticed in one frame, she was wearing a Texas Tech T shirt, like a Reckham Tech shirt, which those aren't sold outside of Lubbock. No, all right. Well, I'm glad you got another one. Just another star on the report card in Lubbock, Texas. Oh, do we have many? I, you know, again, I do feel bad for the people that are inside of Lubbock's one. They're obviously, they're, they're dealing with it. It's a little bit more nebulous than what twin flames because to offer,

because Tim flames at least had like an offering like where you're going to get XYZ from this. I think Lovis one really sort of worked out. I'm being like, I'll let this lady tell me to do whatever she wants me to do. I'll just do it. And then maybe take the wheel. It's just a party house. I mean, they had all the archetypes. Like, like I said, you've got the third father is very scared. Well, he comes, he comes in here in a bit, but you've got like this older, the older woman who sort of is very lonely and just brings people into her house and they party all around her. You've got the woman who left her kids, talks all the time about how much she missed her kids. And yet she still stays there, partying all the time about how much he misses her kids and yet she still stays there partying all the time and you've got the dangerous man.

The scary dude, father number three, the dude that could pop off at any fucking second and you're laughing with him one second and then the next he's up in your face and he's holding a knife and he's asking you what the fuck did you just say? And then he tells you, is your cool fuck cut my ponytail off? And you say yes, he's gonna fucking stab you. That's never fucking cool. And then he tells you, is it cool if I cut my ponytail off? And you say, yes, he's gonna fucking stab you. That's never fucking cool. It's never cool.

It's never cool. And he's never wearing a shirt. But then, but then after he threat, after he doesn't necessarily threaten you with the knife, he's just in your face with the knife and hand. Just does that thing. I was just fucking with you man. I'm just fucking with you man.

You should have seen the look under face, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, you should have fucking seen it. You should have seen the look under face, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, you should've fucking seen it. You should've fucking seen it. Yeah, yeah. And your life. And my father got in your bed. Oh, man, and you're in funnier every day.

And then you have to wait an extra 45 minutes before you leave because you can't make it look like you're leaving because of him. Yes. Because if you leave because of him, then he's going to follow you out the door. She does. He's going to keep going and going.

He's going to make you stay. He did. So multiple times, all this is in the documentary going, he's gonna make you stay. He did. So multiple times, all this is in the documentary. Yeah. You gotta be careful. Keep your head in a swivel. You know who they think they want to look out for party houses. It never ends up well.

Once you hit 29. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Party houses are a 20s thing. I think so. Yeah. I mean, if you're having a party house, it's more like you're entertaining.

Yeah. After that, you're entertaining. But the house where the party never stops. Yeah, there should be nobody in that house over the a even anyone over the age of 32. That's getting a little dicey. Well, because again, then it goes from party house to entertaining to go ball. Once you get to house 45, 50, it's become a go ball. You're your your changing where people vote. And you gotta be really careful.

Uh-huh. You know who that thin woman who was Mrs. Erkett's look like? Julie Hagerty, the absolutely beautiful actress from the airplane films. Oh my God. She does look exactly like Julie Hagerty. That's what she looks like. She looks like Julie Hagerty. Oh God bless her. Now she's out there. And I hope it wasn't her. Yeah. I hope it wasn't her. Oh, she's married insurance is getting a Richard Kagan 1990. Richard Kagan insurance agent. Let's move on. So watch a documentary. Max has given us nothing.

So we gave him free promo, but it's a great documentary. They did a good job. Yeah. Live from North Korea. And let's get into some more dumb shit news. Now there's again, party houses are one thing. Yeah. Sometimes every once, oh God, don't even,

we'll get to femscat.com. All right, you need to close, you need to close femscat.com. We'll get to this. I mean, but we can't, we've been buried in shit for two weeks. I got several emails being like, you guys have been talking about poop for two weeks and we can't, we're holding, we're holding. I know, I know, it's just somebody we got,

we got a very nice email from like apparently the most famous stats seller. Well, a popular, a popular, a popular scat seller. But not like scab, a, not, not, not, not, not kind of scat. I would love to, scat, scat, scat,

free brother. Yeah's free, brother. Okay, favorite stuff at Jans. Yeah. No, that tab was open and I was gonna leave it later for some of the funny names because there's quite a few interesting. It does derail the conversation. It does derail the conversation, but I mean, because we can't talk about Ruby Farts all day.

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But there's a lot of layers to unpack. So I got several people who sent this article to me. And this is a local Taco Bell here. This is San Pedro Taco Bell. This is our fucking, it's my fucking town, right? Here we go. Ronshi, alcohol fueled Taco Bell, party included open sex, a lawsuit claims. Now, I find this interesting because I don't know.

Do you get horny thoughts on the Taco Bell? Not necessarily. No, every time I've been working, have you worked at fast food? Yeah, work Papa John's. Can you imagine being in the dead center of Papa John's and just like looking at your manager with that hair net on, just been like,

Cal, chill, Barbara. I wish I could push you over that salad ball. I want to see them long, wide panties. My manager at Papa Johns was a man and the phrase I'd used to describe him was on the brink. I understand. So there was no sexiness involved

at the Lubbock Texas at the, yeah, the Southside Papa John. This comes from a, this comes from a person. All right. So this is a Lanna Betjum file the lawsuit. So she alleges that her supervisor invited her to a December 18, 2022 party at the San Pedro Taco Bell at which she works. So the Christmas party for the office was at the Taco Bell, which

is my first disagreement. Like we are trying to get away from work. Why are we doing this? No, but then how you, but that's the thing, man, you spend all this money on the venue. You're not going to be able to spend all the money on the booze that's needed for the orgy. Yeah, it's called what you do is you fuck all these people over and you don't pay them bonuses. And then you'd be like, thank us as bosses go, thank you. You got to awkwardly watch me have a thing a bunch. You don't want that money, right? And then everyone's upset, right? Because it's no one wants to go to a work Christmas party. No one wants to go. It's November 28th as we're recording this beginning. You're planning it right now. No one wants to go to the dumb shit Christmas party. You're planning for your employees.

They look to go home. They look at as mandatory. take the money that you're going to spend on all your fucking stupid bullshit and just give it to them. And then have them leave. Have them go away. They want to go away. They don't want to see you anymore. They want to go away. None of them like it.

It's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. Unless it's this Taco Bell fucking full on sex party, right? With everybody loves it. So she was encouraged to bring food to this Christmas. This is the plaintiff in the lawsuit. Yes. It's for a pop-up style buffet, which I also find interesting. And her contribution was a bowl of guacamole, which is Taco Bell. It's Taco Bell. Right? I do understand.

I think it's because you're not at the guacamole. They're sucks. Yeah, guacamole is off. This is your bringing stuff. Good stuff, right? So she came and she when she arrived, the plaintiff discovered that the windows of the restaurant were covered with wrapping paper,

which is festive at first. Very festive. Also covered the cameras and the lobby inside the restaurant. See, maybe they made a big deal about it. And then she, you know, obviously, some people had some drinks. She claimed that some people within the company were over served sort of makes sense. Sure does happen. From midnight, Belchiam, and stepped outside for a short time, sounds like she went to go smoke a cigarette, right? Possibly. She walked back into the

restaurant and saw a quote coworker having sex with his wife in front of everyone at the party. The coworker's wife, Belch Yom Klanz was also kissing her female manager and another female co-worker at the same time Moe Collianton. And I think that that is just like, wow. So Melchom was shocked discussing an outrage. Thought cool, right? Cause she ran out of the restaurant. Of course, that's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, course, that's Well, you just got this smoke of sugar. You're like, when is this fucking thing over and you come back and you're like, oh, no, this whole thing's just Beginning because they're all just going like who say no, who's the fucking reindeer? They're all fucking each other and second. I wonder if it's like those dancing bear videos where it's just two people fucking and then everyone around them just going

just two people fucking and then everyone around them just going. I think it is every once in a while. I think it's a little like. Wow. Yeah. In appropriate. Well, maybe some people, you know, I imagine there's not not everybody's necessarily into it, unless everybody else got the text that we're here to suck and fucking draw their.

Yeah. And not you, you know, well, I think we'll find out why it turns out she was a bit unpopular, right? And so that came back. She came back inside. So she laughed and panicked. Yeah, she runs out. She had forgotten her guacamole bowl. This is real.

She forgot her guacamole bowl, so she needed a return to get her guacamole bowl. And I get it. I get it because when we brought our nice bowl over to your place with the sweet yams that we made, yes, we had a whole plan to make sure we didn't leave the sweet yam bowl over to your place with the sweet yams that we made, we had a whole plan to make sure we didn't leave the sweet yam bowl over at your place

because we didn't wanna leave that bowl. Because people don't wanna track around, they're the heirloom, it's bullshit, right? They came in there in the manager and the other people having sex were then currently vomiting. One was throwing up in the trash in the main area and the other one had vomited into her guacamole bowl. I just just my favorite little detail.

It's the guest detail. It's because it's just like this more woman. And she was vomiting into the very guacamole bowl I had returned to. It's because she's. I had to say, this. That's because it's way out of it's moving to that side of Fort orgy didn't want to experience this.

I totally understand, but it's just the idea of me like, gotta get that guacamole. And then turn it and running back and then you just see your boss who was just getting fucking well, try

potted. Right, like you have all of these people I eat each other's position and then they're all going I think some of them were oversurred. Just like because you know that we're all full of guacamole and it's obviously the bull was empty enough of guacamole to be able

to vomit. Unless the guacamole had been eaten that much in the vomits just but you know right then what's guacamole had been eaten that much in the vomit, but, you know, you know, right? Then what's guacamole? Yeah. And so she did report to HR, everybody had fired, right? Everybody had fired. But then she would send you to get harassed by everybody else. So she found her car windows broken into, she went all this type of shit, which I understand you went, it's just, I'm, I'm, I'm able to just say that it's to everybody. I think most people know this. They're having an orgy and there are other people invited. If you have like inside pieces invited, the people like, you know, the extras and

shut, they better know everyone invited to the party should know that it's an orgy party. It's an orgy part of have to, you have to be upfront about that. Yes, but you know where you don't do an orgy at the Taco Bell. And when you work, if they all worked at Wendy's, it'd be fine. Right. If they had all and they have rented out a Taco Bell, just to go fucking, you'd be like, well, they paid their fucking money, but as long as they clean it up, I don't know how that works.

I don't know how that works. I don't know who needs that case of the, like, kind of, it's perfume amongst the various butts. Everybody's drunk. You know, that kind of like acidic, like alcohol breath that someone gets when they can throw it. Especially like an older man. Yeah.

Yeah, just like, I just need, you know, but I don't know. I mean, I would think the best place to have an orgy, the best one because I think it's because it has the classiest decor. Pizza Hut Italian. That's just kind of nice. And the Italians make some of the best pornography out there. The Italians in the French, you, you are very, you love your Europort. I do, I do.

I do. I do. I like it. Keeping it goddamn American. I get American. I like understanding what they're saying. Oh, we, I know that's fucking French. For yes, I hate it. They all make the same noises.

Yeah. Get out of here. Too fucking. Yeah, they all make the ee, that's great sex. No, it's yeah, they all make the same noises. And so, but sometimes if you watch the older ones, the Italian ones for some reason, they dub English. Yes, yes, yes, Mary.

Yes, Mary. Now you're really sucking it. Ha, ha, ha. Now you'll have it again, Mary. That is good. Yeah, over. Let's show me your rum. There's a lot of nonsense. Let me see that back area.

Now, okay. So we talking about guy who showed his back area. This is a good, I love the story. This the land rarely comes up in the news because they really clamped this now. They do? They don't like people talking about what goes on inside the parks. I've had separate confirmation. People talk about, I've had various emails from people that don't want their emails read on the show that have worked within various companies affiliated with this giant corporation

that have said, you know, like it is true. They don't want you to die on property. They don't want you to get sick on property. They just try to, and they just clamp it down and they pay everybody. It's cover up city. Yes, but it was hard to cover this up because the mad himself refused to be covered up. And it went straight to the internet, which I think was the issue. Went straight to TikTok. Yep. It went straight to TikTok. I think it might have been live. Yeah. Strieker at Disneyland lays bear. Why theme parks have rules? That's according to USA today, really good headline. But he, this guy took off his shirt as dick and balls on the fucking, it's a small world after all, right? And I'll, you know what? I'm gonna say it. I love it's a small world. I hate that world. I absolutely adore it's a small world. I hate that it's a long line. I hate that.

A little thesis. Come on, it's got some great lyrics. It's a world of fair. After a world of fair. I hate it. I hate it. It's a world of fair. But I love the world of fair. He's the Disney style.

So somewhere about it, because obviously he wanted to visit the Taj Mahal. So as they were going through this here, I guess he had started to, there was several pictures of him disclose or kind of left to the side of the ride. And then all of sudden this video begins, whose Instagram I Heart Disney Land, which is hilarious. So Keith started taking his clothes off and then what I love is the Disney level of people being like, sir, you don't want me to get down from there, sir, when you watch some of this video. Oh, there he is. All right, well, he's currently,

before you remove the boxers, because there's some censored videos of him. There's several rights. So now he's getting on top of the Taj Mahal things. He is touching the heads of the little Indian women. He seems to be rubbing his butt. I love that part of the ride. So does he.

Oh my god. He's got a huge dick. You know what he looks like? He looks like David Kresh. Yes, he does. That's kind of a modern effect. See, he's just sitting in the pool. I understand I did that once. I said yeah. I'm a partner pool. You know I mean that's gay

osmagic. You know he's you said this before he's being sort of vaguely respectful. He's kind of tiptoeing around things. Again pack and dog. Oh my god. He might have fucked woman's there for her wedding as you can see right here. Oh, he's going You were gonna get you down sir sir. We're gonna get you down He's oh it's cook keep going Should I keep going? I'm trying to go to Asia. Oh, yeah, we cut this for now. Is it before? Oh, now he's doing keys to it. We're like a wow. He's kind of a primate stance.

He's doing a little bit of cat cow. Well, he's trying to figure out where to go next, how to get to the next place safely. You know, keeping a lot of money for this. That's a part of me that I don't understand. You've been a lot of money to show his dick and balls at the right. Well, I think he was on a fair amount of drugs.

And I think, I'm, who fucking daring? I want you to think. I mean, that that man climbing the fake Taj Mahal semi-arrack is on some kind of drugs. I mean, I know that I want, it went on, it's a small world like, within the last couple of months, and I wanted, I was stone-cold sober,

and I wanted to get out and play amongst the world. It's bipolar too. That's causing impulse. That is an impulse. That is an impulse. Then I have to, of mind work and medication. Years of therapy and medication, really getting it under control.

And that's the thing is that yes, do I still have those thoughts? Every day. Every day. Absolutely. Yet, I choose not to. Yes. I choose not to because I've done the work.

I've put in the work. I felt it is my responsibility to not get out at the It's a small world ride and Undress and then walk amongst the children singing in different languages. It is all of our responsibility and I wanted to be, because I was there and I wanted to be in the music. I wanted to be in the world. I wanted to know what it was like to be in it's a small world. Oh my god. I love Ireland. I love Ireland. I can just get out right now and just be in Ireland. Cause guess what we're locked in?

A huge world. All right, it's huge. It's complicated, but in that little small world, all you need is your rice paper hat. And you're, I don't know what you are. Yeah. It's a small woo death. Oh, so, but not for him, because again,

the pictures of him with no underpants on, he shows it is you get a huge fucking cock. Yeah. Why, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, huge fucking cock. Yeah. Why, what's, what's street curse in huge dicks? Well, they have the confidence. Do you really think it's just that? Yeah, I mean, if you have a smaller one,

I mean, I wouldn't have the, like, with my flaccid member, I wouldn't have the confidence to go streaking. I think, I think it's more the audience reaction of people's going, uh, you take off your clothes, you're wopping, flapping around your dignox, it's like flapping around, it's like flapping around, it's not flapping around,

because mine doesn't, mine doesn't flap around. I mean, mine flaps around a bit. Mine does, I would say it's more like a, yeah, pack it, like flapping back and forth, like a sugar pack. Yeah. We went, I'm soft.

You don't want to see me when I'm hard. You don't want to see me then. No, I don't. Yeah. There's no scenario in which I want to see you. You're't want to see me then. No, I don't. There's no scenario in which I see you. You're bottom dollar friend. You don't want to see me when I'm hard, buddy. That every dollar I have, I'll bet every dollar I've ever made my entire life that if I saw you naked, that I wouldn't enjoy it. I bet it on, I bet on not enjoying it. We'll find out.

I wish I hadn't seen that. It's almost Christmas. So we'll find out. And because you're just lucky to meet this guy who's on a mission. I, so this guy was on a mission. We still, you know, look up the pictures of his dog. I don't think they released his name yet. Have they?

I'll just let him just, he needs, obviously this man who when Strieking needs, uh, he needs a day. He needs a day. Yeah, that he needs a day. You know how invocations a lot of times you should schedule a day to recoup from the vacation. Mm hmm. He needs yet that day more than anybody I've ever met besides Joe Biden.

Right. He needs the day off. All right. So do you have pictures of his actual dog? I haven't been able to find them. There was when he was walking around, there was one video that showed it and it, I mean, but you see it in the boxers. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty fucking lengthy, but yeah. I mean, if it's, is it lengthy? Is it thick? They can have sad. You have to type in uncensored like a pervert. Yeah, even on such small words. Uncensored.

Uncensored. Oh God, all right. Well, this guy is another, so the use on a mission of a, a complete of a horse of a different father. Now, I'm on a mission. I have to complete. This is man accused of trying to break into residential homes, masturbating on porches and he tells judge he must continue.

Now, I want my neighborhood to know I live there too. Just so that they know. Yeah, I like to go. I say hi to my neighbors, I go knock on doors, hey, how you doing? I'm Mark as I just moved in. Yeah, I like attention. Yeah.

Yeah, I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I. Yeah, you're, I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand.

I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. I want to shake your hand. But yeah, but this guy, I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who they are.

I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who they are. I like knowing who I. I agree. I utterly agree. Now, this is a 60 year old Michigan man with the, he had a history of sex related crimes. This comes from law and crime. I love this, I love the channel on YouTube. Scott Allen Schultz, who did himself no favors according to law and crime when he interrupted a judge during his first court appearance this week, was taken into custody on Thursday. Now, what this guy seemed to be doing

was that he was trying to break in homes. And, lazily, I might add, because he would go up to the doors and he'd juggle a handle and try to get in, and he did over several homes. And then when they found him, those, and then he would go up to the doors and juggle a handles and try to get in and did over several homes. And then when they did, they found him though, is that then he would see the ring light would turn on. All right.

Now I had, we're not advertising. We have not gotten this ad yet from Ringlight. No. But apparently what it does, it's Chris's great showcase for you to just jerk off at your neighbors. And then they have to see it. Right. And they can't hide in their home from you.

Now they have a direct camera pipeline to their phone. It's been like, oh, who's at the entryway? Like they're literally in its middle of the day. You don't even have to be at home. No, they can read you a work. Yeah, you could be at fucking your oncology visit. Right? And then you open it up and you see this guy,

he tried to do three different homes and then he would masturbate at the ring doorbell camera. And then I don't know if he came. And I wish the news would tell more of that. If he came, the man, the man, he's exposed, completed to a completion. Yeah, to completion. He told, and that's the thing,

not only does, is he on a mission, he's got a deadline. He says he has to complete by years in. I don't know if this straight up, I don't know if this got to do with taxes. And it is a corporate thing. All right, because he says so, yeah. So he finally gets a front of a judge during his arrangement. And then he said,

spam, sir. I must be released from jail. This is, I must be released. Your honor, if I get interrupted you, I want a mission I have to complete by years and he said in a video, Mr. Scholz, Mr. Scholz, I would ask you to reserve that. That's what brought you to said.

And then they just kind of threw him in jail on 500 grandbots. Yeah. And then he decided that he is not good for the neighborhood. He's not well. No, he is not well. It's hard though, because you guys, I guess it's a, we're also lonely. Zoom. It's not a substitute. I blame Zoom. Yeah. I think that there's more this. We've been getting a lot more female annihilators. We've gotten a lot more female teachers having sex with their students. We have been getting that.

I feel like there's been a rise in that style. I blame Zoom. Cross the board. I'm done with it. I think everything should be done. I think all employees and all of us should have, I don't want to, you never work for them. I'll always work for them.

I think there should be some form of tube that you can just yell into at your office. Like a phone. No, like a tube, a physical tube to your office. So just go back and forth. But you still have a human connection. Like it's 1845. Yes.

Yes. And you're a fucking factory owner yelling at the men who are being fucking falling into vats. It's like meat and being crushed up in the sausage. Don't follow that fat. I'm going to want to advise you on not falling into that vats. See that's a responsible owner of a business at that time too. Don't follow that fat.

Don't follow that fat. Check out that fat. Make sure you don't follow that. I know you've been working for 16 hours and you're nine. But don't you follow that fat who cares? It caused me a lot of problems. It'd be good. You're going to muck up what's in the back.

Not quite sure we're working on today. But this with you, I just don't want to get into the story. But Allison Kraynick, who's 42, who's a teacher, who's having sex, this is another thing I do think needs to sort of stop where they're saying like teacher student relationship. Kid was 11. Yeah. They're not going, they didn't meet on a fucking speed date. No, it's not a relationship. And so I she groomed this person. I do think it's appropriate. You so the term groom. Yeah. And the main thing was a given the kid a bracelet that said BFF LWB, which stood for best

friends for life with benefits. And I think that week should have that again, because we're twin flames. I don't know if you should give it a child. Me and you and me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, are we twin flames? We said the last time. I mean, you're work twin flame.

Work twin flame. But we need to work more towards you fucking me. We need to work on that collectively as a group. And it's not just you, friend. Yeah. It's me too. Yeah, that is true. We do.

You do need to work on being more fuckable. You I I'm here. I need you. You willing you give it into me because obviously unfortunate I get in we switched though. Yeah, we have to switch just for SAKA the company. Yeah, we can we can't one can't be top one can't be bottom. That's true. We got to go back at four So I guess you are already used to having sex with someone tall. Yeah, you're not that tall Natalie's longer than you I feel that you I was having sex the problem was mostly the struggle of you lie in face first because the cool look at your face I wouldn't look at your face I didn't have put a blanket over your head and a button would have to be up

And then you'd mostly just be used sitting there waiting cold as I'm like fear it's they trying to work myself up to to be able to do it. Just going like he's going to inflame. This should be easy. It should be easy. We've been told. We've been told. This is something. So who gets to be masculine? Who gets to be feminine? Do we talk? Do we just have that? We switch. I have these lanyards for the am and an affron. We just flip back and forth, I guess. Yeah, I suppose so. I mean, I guess we're just gonna have to figure it out. I guess we're just gonna have to muddle through it.

So that's what we do, everything. Why stop now? I think we made it to some listener emails. And boy, do we have a lot of cool shit. What do you wanna say? We did, we've covered a lot of cool shit. I do wanna say, we've covered a lot of poopoo. We have covered a lot of poopoo, that's true. We've been talking a lot about poopoo recently. I mean, I think that's because I'm on the show now

and I enjoy speaking of it. I, believe me, you're talking, you're preaching to the choir. Preaching to the shit-covered choir. Yeah, because I love talking about poo poo. Yeah. But I find that, you know, it's always, you get into a track. We've been talking about it a lot. You know, it comes back and forth.

I remember we went to be, you know, for a long time, it was so hard to pull the nose up out of a sort of a beastiality thing. It kept happening on side stories. You know, and we just kept, kept coming back. And then I think the algorithm was making more beastiality show up for us. And the listeners are sending in more beastiality. And I think with the poopoo thing, we are somewhat manifesting it. We're talking about a lot.

So we're bringing it in. And we're, but the thing is we're also asking a lot of poopoo questions. But I just want to get, we got this is the answer. And I feel like we're going to end it just for now. We're going to end the poopoo talk after talk after this. After this and one more. Cause fascinate. All right, so this comes from a guy who bought a bunch of poop. I'm a scat fetishist or a core profile.

I found at least in North America. Huh. I find it pretty easy to indulge in my fetish, including buying real human fessies. There are scat fetish websites or even reddit, obviously, it makes a lot of sense. We're independent models not only sell scat videos, but shipable items.

Sure, panties, common bread. Yes. Common brownies or cookies made with poo poo or just poop. Ann year and. Yep. Now, that's just shipping most of vacuum sealed are products. Ann year and. Yep. Now, that's for shipping. Most will vacuum seal their products. Yes.

It's understandable. That solves a lot of questions for me. And they said one big question was in the last time about the poopoo that heads a bit of peepee in it. They say that truly responsible models, avoid that. He says, I've never gotten pissy shit from any model I've bought from. Thank you. All the ladies have really good aim into Tupperware. I

Good And but that was like and then but then we got an email from you don't want to talk about the taste For the taste This is said the model I buy from most often has a very earthy clay like Pupu taste which I find arousing. I never once have I gotten sick from eating scat model or a BDSM sex worker shit or piss. Now that's interesting because I remember a video that I became briefly obsessed with many years ago, which was an interview with a German shit model.

And the quote that I will never forget was,, tell me I have a stomach like a pig. Because she can do it. I thought she was gonna say, you know what they say when you do what you love, you never work a day in your life. I was already shitting. She loves you like, no, I love to shit so much. But say, tell me is that I have the stomach of a pig,

I have a stomach of a hog because I can just eat so much to put anything in my stomach stomach and it only just comes out as most shit and I never get sick. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work. That's called your body, right? That's called what your body does. It turns it into food, food turns into poop. And then you sell it.

That's what I do. That's what Marcus does. That's what we all do here at LPA. Yeah. All right, now, we did then get reached out to by a fairly, I guess, I think it's a truly very popular scat artist. Yeah, popular.

Scat. It was going to be real. It was scat. And they actually did, it was interesting. I said, apparently, that there is legit places. Yeah. Um, such as Fem scat. Now that's where we got sent to was femscat.com.

Now I'm going to advise against you going. All right, I'm telling you right now. And I guess what? Because because Marcus was like, Oh, marshmallows. Rob was like, Oh, I love marshmallows. And he's like, not after this. Yeah. Because when you watch what she does with the marshmallows, you're not going to like them anymore. She shoves a bunch of marshmallows up there. And then the marshmallows come out first. And then the marshmallows get mixed with poop and then it's just poop. It's loaded in like a musket, but if you want to find out what a golden monkey tail is, I go to Femskat.

You're not gonna like it. Right? If you're not gonna like it because it's not what I think picks are. You're not gonna like it because that's like, I do get a little, my stomach gets a little on the edge, right? But we got to like, that's interesting. This person says right here, lots of girls have troubles not pee and when they poop because it's pushing and there's not usually any reason to train your body to work like that. It's like holding your pee poop at all. Your body doesn't know how to do it until you train it doing what I do. I can

poop a hard, concentrated one out with a full bladder and not pee. Now, honestly, I'm all about this person. And if you want it like, this person is taking their poo poo, slinging job, seriously as hell. This is a long email with a lot of stuff in it. And there's it's breaking down containers, breaking down how you fucking ask for that, breaking down money, this woman's fucking, this is some real ass money.

It's a 120 USD per shit. Yeah, 120 per shit. So that could be like, if you're really going for it, that could be like 240 a day. I could make like 680 a day. Come by my home. But yeah, this is, I don't want to do it anymore. But I, and the most interesting part about this,

and this is non-shit related, the most interesting little tidbit, is that she is Canadian, and she says that the vast majority of the big shit sellers are Canadian. Yeah, sure. Yeah. They've been eating a lot of shit for a long time.

They said, a weird percentage of models are Canadian, and a queriarius by birthday. Because he's got to check everyone's ages to make sure they're legit. But then she's looking at it. She's like, wow, there's a lot of like late January, February birthdays here. And then yeah, the majority of them are Canadian, Aquarius Canadians. I think this is because they're more psychic, like yours.

And we'll find out. And I promise this is the last poo poo, unless again, oh God, unless we got, unless we got something big, something real big. And we're not asking any follow-up questions. No, no, we're done now. We're on my satisfy, My curiosity has been satisfied. Sated.

Yes. So thank you. No, I can't follow that. I know you're something even. I have. No, yes, please. Now here's a worse email. I am a licensed funeral director and bomber

and currently work as a deputy corner. I've degrees in Mortuary Science and Forensic Medicine. To answer Marcus's question regarding a penis pump installed into a dead body. No, well, this is not about installed into a dead body. This is just a work that the pump pump, the manual penis pump.

Yes. And thank you. Yeah, you do it. No, the penis pump would not work on a deceased person. Here's why the penis pump relies on the vacuum that the pump creates to promote blood flow to the penis. The vacuum mechanically dilates the blood vessels,

allowing for increased blood flow. Since there is no continuous blood flow, the result of a fully erect penis would not be achieved. Any blood that would be encouraged by such a device would be blood already present within the penis, and that would be enough blood to produce an erection. As the average erection requires eight times more blood than a flat-sid penis.

Yeah, a lot more. Yeah, a lot more. And the only time I've ever seen a dead person become erect was during an abalming, which I guess I got several emails like that. While injecting fluid in the carotid artery, the penis became engorge and wrecked. Sure. And once the involving was complete and the pressure of the injection of fluid was removed,

the penis became flaccid again. And that's just cause you're pushing stuff in and stuff gets big. It's like a blood flow of the penis due to atherosclerosis or some other pathological or aging process that can cause stenosis or obstruction. So that was a special case, not every time, not every time someone gets, because every time someone got embalmed, they got a boner, we would know about that. No, yes. That would be something. That would just be part of the embalming process.

Oh, everybody would talk about a 24, seven. Everybody you met, you know, embalming causes erection. No, sir, incredible. They have this in a large, the funeral industry would have entire lines of products that would be to take care of the erection to make sure that the erection is tamped down. Oh my God, there are so many accoutrements related

to the embalming business. Oh my God. Can you imagine, because I feel like the, again, the penis is getting large. There's gotta be like, this David Fuller, if you, they Because I feel like the, again, penis is getting large. There's got to be like, this David Fuller, if you heard this thing about David Fuller, when we covered him the, the, the, uh, necrophiliac that was the, he had hundreds of, I'm like, that was the millions of, of, of, of, of, he was British, right? All these pictures on the function.

They just went and changed all of the hospital policies of the UK because of him. Wow. It did this whole sweep, basically just being like, all right, here's a couple of things we need to stop doing. Number one, no more sexy corpses. Number two, you can't even get in there. You like truly like, they're like, which old rules that sounds like you should have been a thing

a long time ago, like we need to stop allowing people that are not allowed in the morgues and to the morgues. Yeah. Should be like, yeah. Well, I mean, for every rule, there's a reason. Yep. Yeah. There is.

Anytime you see a really stupid, weird rule out there. Somebody did it. Somebody did it and there's a reason behind it. Every one of the silica packets that I do not eat. Do not eat. Do not eat. Because it's all like, is it like, like, patient format? What?

Although it was much a bank of payout. So we got a lot going on guys. What an incredible holiday season. Oh my God, we're about to fucking wait dick first into. And I can't wait, you want to come check out class the night out. By this point, I believe that the link is live in our Patreon.

It is at the knitting factory up in Noho, December 22nd, Edelarsson and I are hosting a Christmas cavalcade, unlike you haven't ever seen. It's a standup show. I was a blast one, it was great. You was good. We have a good time. If you are in the LA area, come on out.

We're gonna have a lot of fun. We've got issue number two of Operation Sunshine is out there It's fucking it seems to be good. Yeah, it's great people seem to like it people love it. Oh, we got a sale On our fucking merch. Yeah as podcast merch.com isn't that fucking great What else discount? It's good. I also want to say one more email at a couple of Goths, a Goth Road in and we're not King Shaman people who like to do corpse play. You do it. I mean it.

So what's it? We did me. I just, we don't understand. Okay, because I'm a fidget. And I, you should see my arms go when I come. Oh no, everyone is all, everyone's been complaining about why does Marcus move so much During recordings because I can't help it. He could never be a fake corpse to be fucked unless of course He's sitting patiently waiting for me to get hard in order for me to make love to him so that we could finally be

Twin flames. I don't know if I was waiting if I would be fidgety or if I would be like stone still. No, I need you to be. I need to hear nothing. I kind of just need you to just lay there. Yeah. And then when I'm in there, no sound. Okay.

If you just kind of keep it to yourself and then, Oh, that's a thing though. You're gonna have to be the bottom all the time. Why I've got a medical condition. That's it. How twin flame That's how twin flames work. I can't I saw the fucking manual dude I can't put anything up my butt. I got it the medical Well, then you're gonna have to let me rub it between the top of your legs under new-thirt balls And I'm gonna come into the back of your dick fine I know we come into the back of your dick. Fine. I don't know, we'd come back so cleverly. Ha, I know.

God, a lot of attention, a lot of sexual attention today. That's why you get to live every day, expressing yourself in the way that you wanted to be expressed, because no one's gonna tell anybody your true own thoughts for you. Yeah, no, no, no one is. Unless, but I would love that If someone could crawl into my head and tell everybody what my thoughts were but then that would turn out that would just be sort of like Happy bad and happy real bad no, I know that yeah, but then again, I'd be laughing my way

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we've got our next no dogs in space live stream. We're back after the break. And then we got every two weeks schedule. Oh yeah, no, we're gonna to be coming in hard, and January. You're going to have fucking fall part. It's going to be so much content. You're going to be like, how would they continue to do it? It's like, because we fucking fight for that, it's.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, goodbye. Hellsake. Yeah. I don't get you. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking awesome, man.

Don't listen to me. Yeah, no, listen to me. Oh, listen to me. Yeah. Yeah. The side story is, it's fucking awesome. Don't listen to me? Yeah, listen to me. Oh, listen to me. Yeah, yeah. It's been so long. It's been so long. It's been so long. See you next week, you fuckers!