Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Jinmenken Me Crazy

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a dead doctor is revealed to have collected thousands of fetal remains, the Jinmenken, and MORE.TRIPLE L.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. Man, we have been fucking sick for like a month. No. How long have we been in Europe? Just three weeks. Yeah, we've been sick for three weeks. I'm doing good today though. You're doing good too. Yeah, man. I keep just throwing up big gobs. No one wants to hear about that. This is our lives. Yeah, but no one wants to hear about that part of our lives. They want to hear about how we went and we were in Sweden. We are in Sweden right now. Sweden. The only way I can really describe it walking around is that it's all of the kids from the rich kid camp from the 80s movies. There's very similar, they are very similar looking people, beautiful people by definition. Handsome.

Very hot when walking around. They almost look like automated creatures. I've been checking for cords to make sure they're not just robots. Because that's what you're doing. You're literally walking around grabbing people, being like, where's your operating tables? Where's your remote control woman? Yeah, but you know what they also look like? The dudes all look like the bad guy from a Woody Allen film. Even though now we know the fact that Woody Allen was the bad guy all along. Sure, sure. He didn't write it that way though. No, no. It's always like a good looking dude in very up to date 70s clothing. They're very handsomely dressed. They're very handsome, good people. It's been great to be here in Sweden. What's up everyone? Welcome to Side Stories. I am Ben, hanging out with Swedish, Henry's a browser.

We realize when we travel abroad, Americans, I'm not going to say we don't dress well, but you know what we do? We are comfortable. We are comfortable people because everywhere else, they're like, better put on my nicest shoes and my nicest clit-clacks. Especially here. Especially here. Stockholm. Everyone is very fashionable. They are very, I mean, very polite though. Very polite. No one's called us filth. Not yet. No one's called me a toilet monkey. Not at this point. I see some of their looks. And they also found out that the Kroner that we've been using, we got a bunch of cash. And apparently Kroner is really only used in Stockholm by people that have committed crimes. Yeah. It's for money laundering. I didn't quite realize like what their inflation is here. So we went to exchange our cash and I know this is very exciting for everyone.

This is what I did. Top tier entertainment. Top tier entertainment. But I gave them a thousand, whatever we had, yen or something. And then I got back like 12,000 Kroner and I was like, this cool man, Mr. Moneybags, didn't realize a salad. It's like 2,000 right there. I did do the thing when we sat down to dinner at the first night and I was like, $600 for salad. Oh, yes. I'm a moron. And they know it because they saw my eyes get big and they're like, that's another America who doesn't understand that America doesn't go with him everywhere he goes. Yeah. Which, you know, it doesn't. And I prefer it this way. It's so fun to get out and experience these things. We would never do this kind of shit. It is. Can you imagine your parents in Stockholm? Can you imagine my mother and my father in fucking Stockholm? Yeah. I mean, you know, my family has a bit of a history with Sweden because they had a certain rules of banking that were different after the World War II. So yes, I actually can't see my mother strapped with cash driving back to Germany because at one point she did have to do that.

But they are different. They were hushed. They were being hushed and they were on the run. Yeah. When we get to Berlin, though, I am who I'm excited. Cannot wait for Berlin. We're going to see some shit, dude. Speaking of fashionable, they are going to be tap-natch and we are going to be dumpy losers, although you brought a nice little suit. You like to dress up. You can do it. Yeah. I got some shit. I got my knee-high boots. I got my, I got a helmet with a point on it. Is that right?

It's going to be great. They're going to be super excited. Wait till they see me doing Uber-Doi-Chenry-Zabrowski. Yeah. What is Uber-Doi-Chenry-Zabrowski going to look like? It's going to be nothing but it's the highest bit of fashion and they're going to see me and be like, Oh, it's he's the commandant of the passion police. Uh-oh. Fashion police. It's a great wrestling tag team as well. Okay. So we have some stories. We're going to do this real quick as we go through because, you know, there wasn't a lot of information. And mainly our fucking, our email account is just slammed with questions for our question and answer,

the version of RelaxFit that we're going to be doing this week. That's it. So if you want to submit a question, I mean, again, it is slammed. So the odds of you getting on are very limited, but a side story is LPOTL at gmail.com. And the goal, the goal is to do some hard-hidden ones too. We're going to do some AMA. We're going to be completely transparent. You like what happens when you, when you talked about pissing your pants in your dream last night? What would happen to your underwear once you piss all over? I didn't, I didn't piss in my pants during my dream last night.

I pissed on my shirt because I fell down while urinating in a toilet and weird Al Yankovic was there. That's a whole thing. I saw shamed comedian. What's his name? I don't even remember his name. They got fired from Saturday Night Live. I watched him for some reason in our dream. In your dream. He came into our Edinburgh green room and he pulled out a micro penis and he started tugging on it. Oh no. Well again, that was just a dream. That did not happen. That did not happen.

In this world there would be like, you'll isolate the footage and be like, another thing. I, I did, it didn't happen. It did not happen. I don't know where my brain did, I don't know why I did that. I'm going to have to talk to my fucking therapist about it. Thank you brain. You probably will. Yes, another gift that your brain keeps on giving. Okay, here is an article from the New York Times. More than 2,200 preserved fetuses found at property of dead doctor officials say. Now this is written by Derek Bryson Taylor. This is a, this is a bit of an interesting story.

It's a lot of fetuses. My mom likes to collect owls. Is it owls? She likes owls. For a while it was witches. Before that it was snowmen. My mom has many various chachki collections. Why is that? Because my New York mother, Carmen, she collects chickens. She likes stuffed chickens, statue chickens, porcelain chickens. What, what happens in the, in the mind of a person where they say, that's it?

Is it like, do they look at an owl while they just had a wonderful orgasm or a great meal? And they're like, I just, they combine the two in their heads. Well, my mom had a spiritual experience with an owl and it had nothing to do with a fucking orgasm. An owl, my mom was in a time of trouble. An owl flew into the, where the lanai is, where the pool is. And she said, I know that owl was a messenger, telling me that everything was going to be okay. Well, now what did the owl say to her? Woo.

It just made owl noises. So she just, it didn't go like, ah, Linda, let me tell you the future. No, it was, it was an owl, she saw an owl, but it was. It could have been a salamander. Then she would have worshiped salamanders. Yeah, and you have to go down to Mexico and get all the, because that's where we got, oh, the Tolube. You wouldn't believe the gift shops in Tolube, but the amount it's selling man is the evening. Oh my goodness.

But I think that it's a way to push back death. I think that collecting things, because then what it does is it gives you a thing to do wherever it is that you go. So my mom, wherever she goes, she's like, oh, I gotta get an owl. And so like, when we were, you're one of those people, like my mom had a friend growing up that was like my sister's godmother. Right. That she collects tiny spoons. So any place she went in the world, she'd go look for tiny spoons. Well, now what the hell are you going to do with that? Eat a little soup?

That's ridiculous. Well, back to the fetuses. Speaking of collections, the family of a doctor. I will say that. Yeah. The family of a doctor in Illinois discovered more than 2,200 medically preserved fetuses at his property a little over a week after his death. The Will County Coroner's office received a call on Thursday from a lawyer representing the family of the doctor Ulrich Kluppfer, who died in September 3rd. While going through Dr. Kluppfer's property, the family found 22,246.

They left, they rounded down. They did. I think that they should have rounded up. Yeah, might as well make it 50. Sure. Medically preserved fetal remains at the request of the family. The lawyer asked the coroner's office to remove the remains. I would think so.

Yeah, that's not nice. You don't want that to be found. I'm actually really surprised he didn't want to be buried with them. Like it's his family. Like 101 Dalmatians. Honestly, it could have been how he gets ripped apart. I mean, this is not a statement of an abortion. This is a statement of a horror film.

He gets ripped apart by the fetuses in hell. Just like it's like the fetuses revenge. Well, I'm going to maybe give you a little bit of a pushback on the from hell thing. I don't know if he was in hell. All right. So we're going to. Well, it turns out. So Dr. Ulrich Kluppfer, he was likely Indiana's most prolific abortion doctor.

And I guess you know what they say, you never work a day in your life if you do what you love. And perhaps he was doing what he loved. I think he was just a tiny, tiny game hunter. Are those his glaze? Those like heads like you'd put in a trophy room. This is a very dark cryptic story. Yes, it is a very dark story. Now he worked for an abortion clinic for many, many years.

I believe it was called the Woman's Pavilion. It closed in 2016. He stopped performing abortions in November 2015. The journal Gazette said that Dr. Kluppfer received a six month license suspension after a hearing with the Indiana Medical Licensing Board. He was found guilty of five of the nine charges he faced. It doesn't say what those charges were. Okay. During the hearing, Dr. Kluppfer told the story of an abortion he performed at a hospital on a 10 year old girl who had been raped by her uncle.

Dr. Kluppfer had told the authorities that he had let the girl return home with her parents who chose not to seek charges against the relative. So I guess people are getting really, he was kind of doing an undercover a little bit, which you shouldn't be doing. Well, I don't know if that girl needs to be going back home to parents who aren't going to charge the person who raped their 10 year old daughter. I mean, maybe that's a situation to try to find better caretakers. My God, that sounds pretty brutal there. But that again is another situation that we have to remember that falls outside of the public conversation when it comes to reproductive rights on a regular basis. That is a 10 year old who was raped. My God.

How horrible. So Kluppfer, they say he's likely Indiana's most prolific abortion doctor in history with numbers going into the tens of thousands of procedures in multiple counties over several decades. Well, can I ask this? I mean, not that you have any clue, Kissel. And I don't mean to put you through. We'll see what the question is. You might very well be correct. What do they do with the fetuses after the abortions?

Well, they put them in the, they have the fetal remains and they usually put them in, you know, the red bags that say like, you know, sensitive materials, biological materials, and they put them into a receptacle that is then picked up. Are you saying the nice term for that they throw them in the trash? Yes. But it's in a biological trash. But what I'm saying is they don't like about this. These are fun waters for us. No, but I mean, that's what they do. You got to get rid of it somehow.

You have to, obviously, it's like all doctors office. You don't want to, no matter what kind of doctor it is, if it's a liposurgeon doctor, I'm just saying you don't want to go rummaging through the trash because what you're going to find is bags and bags and bags of fat. It's got to go somewhere. Well, yeah, it's got to go somewhere. And I'm glad it's not going into our restaurants. It's mostly like the bags of fat are probably going into our candles. We don't know. That'd be kind of cool.

I think it should be done that way. If I ever get little nipples on either side of it. If I ever get light bowed, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to say I want that fat back because I grew it myself and you're not going to take it for me. And then I'm going to make a bunch of candles of my fat and then everywhere I go in my house, I'll be surrounded by myself. You literally losing weight. Yeah. As the candles go down.

Oh, so what if in a way this was him like memorializing these fetuses? Where he instead of wanting them to get rid of them, maybe he just wanted to keep them all in his house. Like his little baby army. Like owls. Like your mom does with owls and my mom does with what are the names of those things? The Hummels. The Hummels. Does she do Hummels?

She loves Hummels. Well, you know, we're about to go to Germany. I know. How thrilled would she be if Benjamin remembered her? Man, now you've proposed this idea and that would be a great gift and now I'm going to have to do it because I haven't bought her anything ever. If you just remembered once, if you remembered one time your mother and how what happened after you slid out of her like a giant screaming salami sandwich. No, that's not true. I didn't even cry at birth.

I didn't. I didn't speak until I was two. But honestly, if I could find her a Hummel of Jesus Christ on the cross, I think she would forgive both of my brothers for being gay and forgive me for my life. And finally embrace us once again. That's what this is about. That's what this trip is about. All right, you go out there, you're going to, you're going to heal your family with Jockeys. With Jockeys.

And look at that. That's the testament to us. Yes, we started talking about 2200 fetuses, but now we're talking about the love of family. See, isn't that great how we always get here? We always get back right, right to family. Right. That's what I always think about it, because what would be nicer than to come home to, than to 2200 little ghosts? All just maybe, maybe you can train them to like put you to sleep at night.

Oh, like birds. Get you beer? Sure. Little fetus ghost, turn on the television for you. Won't even control thing about how much money you can save on batteries. Yep. There's a lot of possibilities. Either way, strange macabre finding.

And I got to say, I think the lawyer is right. Probably want to get rid of them because it's not going to help the resale. It's just not going to, it's not going to help the resale. And if you're going to buy, if you're going to buy a house, honestly, that's on the real estate agent. I would be, they have to know. I'd at least be concerned. I have a lot of questions about the foundation. Well, because we do have some listeners who say we've gotten some emails because we've had this conversation.

The house of a serial killer. Would you buy it? Yes. What if it's horrible though? We're not talking, I'm talking Fred and Rosemary West because we're in that. We are in their neck of the woods where we were anyway as we travel through Europe. Is it open concept? Honestly, how nice.

I judge you by the story. It's not open concept. It's relatively close concept. Cause that and I have spent a lot of times watching HDTV shows and we have a dream house already in mind. So technically stone floors, like kind of stone tile, you know, big island in the kitchen. We got a fucking commercial kitchen, something like that. All the kind of cast iron or the, all the different, all the nice appliances. It's all up to date.

If the kitchen is right, you're moving in tonight. I'm just talking about a nice seamless walkthrough from front door to kitchen to living room in a giant living area. What if all of the crimes happened in the kitchen? What if it was like the kitchen butcher who would take over, he would take home teenage boys and he'd butcher them in the kitchen and eat them and cook them in the kitchen in that very oven. If there is a French door refrigerator in there, it's still on the table. It's the, we can still talk about it. It's just about price. Okay.

I would be scared about all the fetuses. And again, if we made you really upset about our abortion talk, understand that we have no clue what we're talking about. I don't think we, I think we handled that in a wonderful way of true crime. All right. Well, let's move on to a cuter story, but it's also a little violent. A dog shoots man. You don't hear this very often. This is the story from the Guardian.

So dog shoots man. It's an Iowa pet owner. He pulls the trigger on his owner. So how the hell did this happen? This dude was 51 years old. His name was Richard Remy. He was just sitting on his couch, relaxing. He had his gun on his lap because you never know when someone's busted into your home in Fort Dodge and you got to protect the family.

Was he just petting it? He was, I don't know what he was doing with the gun on his lap. Watching Wheel just being like, better get this right. I'm going to go through another television. You tell me what them answers are, say Jack or I'm going to put a fucking bullet in your gut. He always does tell me though. It's like, you know, it's a show, right? Like they would do it if you weren't pointing the gun at the TV screen.

Hmm. Hmm. Without that. So he's just chilling there with his dog and his dog is a beautiful pit bull Labrador mix. His name is Baloo. B-A-L-E-W. Oh, that too. Isn't that a child's show from France?

I think maybe. Actually. Baloo, like one of the shows where he goes. And then he has like a purple crayon and he draws like, he draws the cityscape and then becomes real and then he's got a little red balloon. Hmm. That might be Frumpy's cupcake world. Oh, I love Frumpy's cupcake world. And have you seen the porn of that?

So Baloo, the dog, he backed up. He must have disabled the safety of the gun at this point. And then in his belly band and then the gun in his belly band and stepped, okay, yes. So he disabled the gun, in his belly band. Wait a second. Wait, wait. So the gun was in his. So his gun was in the fucking waist of his pants and outbunned his hand.

Yes. his hand. And the dog was sitting on the other side of his lap. So he had his two best friends. He was having a hell of a Tuesday or whatever this day was. So that happened, the trigger goes off, boom, a gunshot fired striking Remi in the legs. He was treated at the hospital and released. Remi told the messenger newspaper that Belu is quote, a big wuss and laid down beside him and cried because he thought he had done something wrong. I also don't know if that makes your dog a big wuss because your dog to shot your ass. Now, is this appropriate? You know, sometimes they say like, I don't, I don't agree with it. The idea of taking

a dog's and like rubbing its face in it, like rubbing its face in the mistake that it made. I don't believe in that. But if you rub it, if you cover the dog on its human blood to try to teach it a lesson, does it not maybe then give it a taste for human blood? I think you would. This is a pit bull Labrador mix. I love pit bulls and Labradors, but you know, you don't want to have the taste of blood in their mouth because next thing you know, we have a Kujo situation and this dog is demonic and it's killing the entire town here. I'm looking this up. If dogs get a taste of blood, do they crave human meat? I think it's possible. I'm going to say if they're hungry enough. So that is basically the beginning, the middle

and the end of that story. Richard Remy will survive, but hopefully he's learned. Don't put the gun near your cock because if you've got a dog, it's going to shoot your ass. So anyway, just a little tale and it's a cute dog. Look at him. Oh, bloodthirsty animal ready to kill. He's not bloodthirsty. So there's a, this is just from the light of dog.com but this just says, do dogs really develop a taste for blood? But this is just saying if they kill an animal. Um, but it doesn't seem to. It's sometimes like, yeah, it killed a bunny. He's talking about the story of a dog killing a bunny, but then the dog then knows it can kill the bunny. So maybe it'll go after bunnies again. So it's not like it's

bloodthirsty. It's just like, I can win this battle. So why wouldn't I do it again and again and again? It's like playing Madden on PS4 on rookie mode. It's like, yeah, you're going to win every single game, but is it fun? Oh, this is the, oh, since human blood is more salt than animal blood, once wild animals specifically get a taste of salty blood, they do not like other animals, even deer than other animals. They say here, this is, this is from an article from science, this science section of NBC news that says certain animal predators may become serial killers of people. Most recently, a ravenous leopard in Nepal is believed to have killed and consumed at least 15 people over the

past 15 months. It is not out of the realm of possibility that some individual animals may learn to target humans. George Burgess, director of the Florida program for shark research. Large cats may come to view us as easy pickings under some circumstances. This is very interesting. See, this is why humans needed needed to develop weapons. We're the popcorn chicken of the animal kingdom. But of course, because of our brain noodle, our brain meat, we circumvented how weak we are physically weak, but they don't really taste very good. We invented snacks for these animals, but then we invented snacks and weapons out of necessity. Although I did learn this, why we were able to survive and hunt down

so many animals. So you know what we do have more stamina. We can out walk an animal. That's how we walk an animal to death. So we just slowly like kind of jog after a lion. At some point, yes, the lion's going to win the race, but the lion's going to have to sleep. And you know what that is? The tortoise and the hare. That's how I plan to kill you. That is the final. I should have said it. I actually think I could walk more than you. You honestly, you might because those are longer strides. Yeah. But now, of course, if we try to break out into a sprint, neither of us are going to be doing very well. No, no, no, no, no, we need to go to a hospital. Yeah. At this point in time, I'm getting winded walking

up the stairs. Oh yeah. I'm deeply sick. I think I have pneumonia. It's possible. Walking pneumonia. But you know what? I'd rather, you know what? We really have though on this trip. What do we got? Laughing pneumonia. Oh, we have had so many laughs. We've really honestly had a great time. So many laughs. I want to cover the, well, this is not a real story story. This is just someone on Reddit posted, I guess they've been having a hard time with a guy who's been throwing liquor bottles filled with his semen. Whoa. Unto the front of their house and this person caught footage of this truck driving past and throwing a bottle of semen into their front yard. And then another fellow brain Redditor found that

saw the footage said, Oh, that kind of looks like Santa Cruz. Realize he actually spotted the same truck doing the same thing to him. What in the war? So this is a serial semen spreader. That's really it. Serial semen spreader on the loose Santa Cruz. That is horrifying though because what does that escalate to? And why would somebody do that? I don't understand the whole like throwing of excrement and stuff like that. Why did people collect 2,200 fetuses? Why did my mom go from collecting over 150 snowmen to 150 witches to the point where my mom has so many signs that says if the broom fits, ride it, right? Which just makes me want to pluck out my eyeballs. It's kind of cute though. It is cute except for the fact

that it just makes my mom, that makes me think of my mom getting tortured by the NYPD. Well, that's very true. Maybe in your father, of course, I'm sure they had some fun role playing when he was in uniform. But what about so does she keep so as she goes through these phases, you got a snowman, you got a witch and you got an owl phase, does she keep all of the chachkies or does she throw them away when the phase is over? They move to lesser important areas of the house. So slowly goes into we have like a living room, like we have the room that we all hang out and watch TV in. Is that the snowman room? That is no. That is now mostly owls and pictures of the family. So that's the prime room? Prime room,

prime real estate because you're watching TV if you even happen to break glass with the television for no reason whatsoever. You'll see either Jackie's weird awkward faces or my weird awkward faces floating over the television or owls. Very cool. That's what you're going to see. Jackie also did this weird thing I noticed. She should probably address us on page seven. I'm going to make her do it. She did this weird crooked smile thing that she was trying to do. And I think it's because she saw somebody do it in a movie. And so she does this weird like grimace and a lot of high school pictures. She's like, did you ever do that as a kid? Did you have like a look or like do a thing? I mean, I failed

at every single look I ever had. But I mean, like, was there like a pose or like a shirt that you'd wear or like a thing that you do? I'm pretty sure in one of my senior pictures I went shirtless. That's awesome. I went buff and wore a cowboy hat. That's fucking a funny picture. No, that's really funny. You were nominated most rowdy. I was rowdiest, loudest in class clown. Yeah, dude, I got the trifecta. Although all I wanted and I think this goes for every single person who does comedy. All I wanted was class rebel. And I lost it to Tyler Kennedy, who's a great guy. He's a heavy man. He was a drummer. He's a cool guy, quiet though. But he got class rebel. He didn't even smoke weed or drink. The thing is that

quiet guys, because class rebels kind of a sexy position. I know that's why I wanted it. I lost by two votes. So I could have gotten class clown, loudest rowdiest and class rebel. Class rebel is too sexy. I wanted the most. No, he was not a sexy guy, but he's sexy girls like quieter guys sometimes. No, they can project whatever it is they want them to be saying into their minds. I know what happens. We're us. We're blabbermouth. So what I had to learn in order for me to attract Natalie, I had to learn how to listen. Shut up. Shut up. And because, you know, because what do we do here? What is what is side stories really but us just listening to each other? You know what, man? Actively. I've said this

before in real life. I actually don't talk that much. Really? Yeah. That's I've said it before. Wow. You have said that out loud. You said it out loud. You know one. Yeah. Yeah. To an empty room. I don't really talk a lot. Well, anyways, just like alone in your house. I do believe that though. Don't you think when we're on the road, I don't really talk that much. You talk a lot. We all talk a lot. Marcus talks the least. You think so? When we were in our because we took massive van rides across the UK. And we were doing that. We were, I was trying to stay more silent because my fucking throat was destroyed and I was trying to save my voice so I could speak for the show. Right. Of course. I mean, that's

key. We can't play the keyboard. We don't want to play the guitar. We're not talented. No. The only thing we can do is talk. All we do is no, no, you say talk. We strut and fret. We take, we take what is just a plank, a series of planks of wood and yes, some foot lights. But from that, we spin imagination. We do. That's what we do. We create something from nothing. True alchemists of the spoken word. That's true. Well, I guess I'm going to hold on to my notion that I indeed don't speak that much in real life. We all talk quite a bit. I mean, I just have to, if I see something that I disagree with, I just have to address it. We just all talk a lot. I don't, it's not that I want to talk. It's

just that I'm prompted to talk all the time. You legitimately, honestly, just talk. I do as well. Unprompted. I've said this before because people, you know, like as we're on the real, as you do the show, being like, I do a show alone. I can sit in this room with no one and begin to mom log. Just sort of sheer afraid of the silence of my own mind. Oh my God. We would put on, if we ever got sent to solitary confinement, it would be a show for no one, but it would probably be the greatest one man show a year long running one man show. A show for no one, but I guarantee I get a couple of guards watching through the slots. You could get a couple. I could get them watching through the slots and it's

me. Just keep going. As I'm doing like different material, I'll be roasting them. They'll be laughing and inviting other people in there. That's how I'd flip solitary confinement. Yeah, you could make it a showcase for yourself. And every once in a while, just piss through the fucking hole. I got you, fuckers. You gotta do that. But maybe you get some free bologna sandwiches along the way, but bill Burr taught us. You got to lose the audience a little bit in order to get them back. Is that what he's done? You got to try to piss in their mouth. So they go mad and then get dragged back in. Once I start doing impressions of the warden, that'll be cute. Cause no one likes the warden. Yep. I love it. Cause that's

just their boss too. Yep. And they, the warden is like, you're not doing it right. Cut him down to everyone. Yeah, dude, punch it up, punch up like a good point. Speaking truth to power. Absolutely. Don't be a snitch though. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I understand that they'd make me suck my own dick for some reason. All right, well, let's go on to hero of the week. And the hero of the week this week is, I suppose, ritual. Are you just, what country does this story take place in? This is in, this is in India. I think this is just the hero of the week is India. India. Let's make India the hero of the week. So a town, I believe

it's named Bhopal. It's B-H-O-P-A-L. There's no way you're messing that up. No way I'm messing that up. I'll call it Bhopal. It was going through a drought. July 19th, there's a massive drought and they were like, what the hell are we going to do to get this rain starting? Well, it turns out there's a Hindu god, Lord Indra. And the Lord Indra brings rain to the region. But how would you sacrifice or what does this Lord want? Evidently, this Lord wants love to be in the air, but not love between people, love between frogs. So they had a frog wedding and they both said, ribbit, ribbit. And that means I do, I do, in frog. And because of that, they received 26% more rainfall than normal. But that's,

they didn't plan for that. But no, they did not. But because they married the frogs, and I don't know if like, who was the pastor or who was the talker. I don't know if it works like that. I don't know, but they married the frogs and you see this picture here, Henry. They dressed him up and put jewels. They dressed him up. Oh, that's the fucking cutest fuck. Did they make him kiss? I think that's what they're doing in the picture. And so, as they married the frogs, the rain came down from the heavens. But now they have so much rain, the frogs are going to have to get a divorce. It's true. But what if they legitimately love each other? Well, they can still hang out. They say with arranged marriages a lot

of time. And obviously it's a little difficult, you know, because you just the first time you're meeting your bride. But sometimes you can't, and if the proper matchmakers are there, you can't grow to love the others. I just feel like parents are the worst matchmakers on earth. I don't know why. Can you imagine who would your mother choose for you? Someone from church. Someone who is, but sometimes church, church ladies are like secretly like freaky-deaky. Yeah, but sometimes they'll absolutely hate every single one of my opinions. So that also really sucks. Yeah, especially when you're like, God's a fraud. You know, yes, isn't that nice? It's a concept made up by people so they can make money. What?

Oh, no. No, my parents would choose, I can't even imagine the atrocity that would occur when they try to set me up on a date. But what if they threw the ball to bank? It would get even worse because you don't think you don't think he just choose a guy just assuming it. You'd be like, I'll fucking make it. I'll go with my boys three out of three. I honestly think I would trust my dad more than anything because I think it's something like, yeah, she's got big ones. I think that he would he would edge towards understanding. He'd look to himself. He'd look in the mirror and be like, if someone gave you another chance, Henry, what would you do? Like, I think that he would do and be like, she's got that big

ones. Oh, maybe. But the next thing I don't know, that's a tough one. My mom would choose for me to stay single. Yes. And I would just live in the I just live in the house and she'd make me 400 pounds like the biggest fetus around. That's nice. Sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking. Oh, my baby, hey, barbecue today. I wonder if I'm going to get a boat and I can hang up with Dr. Cops for the rest of my life. Oh, when that you would be such a great mama's boy, I could see it. Mommy, where's my damn underwear? Oh, my goodness. Mommy, where's my damn video? Sounds like Holden MacNeely. Yeah. And he's he's just turned himself into his own mommy. All right. I love him. So that is the hero

of the week and proof the love is more powerful than science. As always, I have some of you were letters. All right. Let's go and go through number one. I want to say this comes from I'm going to just call her L and it's it's been the letter I've been waiting for it. It's finally showed a true thank you for our work. Okay. And your exposure to different art forms. And I really means a lot to me. Big fan. Love you all lots. Henry has wondered aloud on more than one occasion whether or not the actresses from the Mormon girls site are actual LDS members. I somehow still cannot glean if he is serious, but I'm here to lend a definitive answer. Nope, they aren't or at least I can vouch for myself and the other

woman I acted with in one of the Mormon girls films. She wasn't. Here's a fun fact. There's a brother site Mormon boys and both series of adult films are written and produced by a sibling team of X LDS members. The sister runs the Mormon girls and the brother the Mormon boys. That's fun. They grew up Mormon left the church are both gay and decided to begin a small venture in themed porn. So I suppose one could call it a family business. And so I just want to say thank you for your work. Thank you for your you don't want to say thank you for your job in exposing the true nature of the secret rituals of the Mormon people. There you go. Going on behind the veil. It's been very interesting. I've learned a lot.

That's great. You know, it's funny. I actually have not looked at the documentation yet. It has left such an impression on me and my family. And honestly, thank you for your work. You're doing a good job and thank you for reaching out Mormon girls. Check it out. It is a wonderful entertainment of an adult variety. They are women. They're not girls. It's girls because they do that. Of course not. Yes. Well, naturally. Thank God I said it. I guess so. I thought that was assumed. Okay. So this comes from someone wrote a response to 14 year old killings from a neurological perspective. Oh, okay. Because we had a lot of people that talked about we there are a lot of very hot takes and very intense opinions about the subject

if minors that are involved in very intense crimes should be treated as an adult. And of course this is because on last week's episode we spoke of a 14 year old who found out that his stepmother or found that his mother was actually a stepmother and then he killed the entire family. So okay, here we go. Okay. So here we go. The reason why there are laws that prevent minors from making decisions is because they lack the capacity to reason and make responsible decisions. The prefrontal cortex is dubbed the new part of the brain, meaning that through different iterations of humans, this part of the brain is the newest to evolve. This part of the brain is what gives us the ability to make executive decisions.

Emotional maturity, i.e. feelings of empathy and other appropriate emotions, planning especially the ability to consider consequences of one's own actions along with other functions. This is what makes us different from other primates. However, what makes us similar is our limb system, which is the old brain, which is where survival urges lie, fucking, eating, shitting. This area drives our award seeking behaviors that makes us happy, sad, frustrated, and in this case in particular, what makes us angry and triggers us to act on that anger. The job of the prefrontal cortex is to dampen the urges of the limbic system so that you don't do things that you would regret, which put you in danger or harm others. Oftentimes,

drug addicts have a weaker prefrontal cortex, either before starting abusing the drug and or compromising it due to repeated use, because they lack the ability to use reason to stop the urges to use the drug that is signaled by the limbic system. The limbic system is the first part of the brain to develop in human children and it is the primary system used in most animals. The prefrontal cortex is the last part of the brain to develop and is fully developed at age 25. This is why there are laws against alcoholic consumption or consenting to sex. Their limbic system is stronger than their prefrontal cortex, so they make impulsive and irresponsible decisions as they act on their emotional urges rather

than following reason. It's also the reason for why we make dumb decisions in our early 20s. In this case, the case of the 14-year-old, his prefrontal cortex is way underdeveloped, so his decision making is below functioning. I would even say for this child, it is below functioning for persons his age due to the severity of his crimes. This is very interesting. Like Kessel said, he must have had some sort of behavioral issues to begin with. He probably would say that he has some kind of malfunctioning prefrontal cortex, so even for a 14-year-old, his ability to reason is overshadowed by impulsive, aggressive behaviors. Based on his actions, he lacks empathy by harming loved ones and lacks reason due to the motive of the crime.

In the case of minors being charged for a crime, they should not be charged as an adult, but be placed in a rehab setting prioritizing their mental needs. Alright, there we go. That's an opinion, obviously, but it's interesting. Yeah, I think we came up with a similar consensus. Thank you so much for the email from an expert's perspective. Alright. And we have one last one from Tee. I'm a bit behind on the episode, so forgive me if this has already been mentioned, but in Japan, there's a common urban legend of a kind of

yokai called jimenken, human-faced dogs. This goes back to seeing human-faced dogs. Yes. The stories date back to the Edo period of Japan, but sightings were common for a period of time in the late 80s, early 90s. They look like ordinary dirty stray dogs, but they have the faces of a man. The interesting thing, though, is that they supposedly are able to speak. Usually, though, and this is true, and then I looked it up, they just tell people to fuck off. They're fairly harmless.

I want that dog so bad. But they sometimes are viewed as the bad omen or a harbinger of doom, and they get a harbinger of doom. They're also known to chase after cars and scared drivers. But if you look up this little picture, they look like little grumpy old men with dog bodies, and they fucking roast you. Honestly, forget that stupid movie, Cats. That's the movie. Man-faced dogs.

We should die. Fuck off. Fuck off. That is such a fun idea for a movie called jimenken, where you basically have a bunch of man-faced dogs, and you have it at a budget. That's where you can get your Bill Burrs and your Jim Jeffries in there. Absolutely. Rogen could be on that one. You could have them get in there.

We could be on that one. We could be on that one. Hey, what's going on? Clats, as soon as they see you. Fuck off. I mean, like, get out of here. This man-faced dog has hurt my feelings. Oh, right. Well, thank you guys so much for your letters, as always. Yes. Again, side stories. L-P-O-T-L at gmail.com. Thank you for your stories, and thank you

for your emails. Lastly, I just got this story in. In Melbourne, there's a new ice cream store, staffed entirely by robots. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you look at that. You fucking trust that robot? You trust that lying little piece of shit? I'm not going to lie. I would go there in a heartbeat.

Yeah, because you're a monster. I just like the future. I like the future. I'm embracing the future. It's not about the future. Also, the U.S. Navy has freight up said that the videos that released the Tic Tac video, they were all released in December of 2017. They have now admitted that that shit is real. Cool. They said it's real, but it was never meant for a wide release. Oh, it's a lot like Rob Zombie's movie, Three from Hell.

We'll see. I can't wait. Honestly, it's got 7.8 right now, and I'm IMDb. We just haven't heard anything about it. This has been the most nerve-wracking thing for both Henry and I. I hope this is good. We're just like, what's happening? I haven't heard any reviews. Where is this movie? Please be good. I got that in CreepshowTV. We have a lot of good fucking shit to watch when we're back in America.

Yes. We can't get it here. Absolutely. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening and seriously, thanks to everyone who has come out to our live shows. This European tour was a miracle. To be able to travel around with best friends and just see the world is truly a dream come true. I can't believe this shit. Thank you.

You're on your way to a restaurant that serves mostly onion cream. No, you don't understand that brown onion cream. It was very good. It was so good. I don't know if it was so good the next day. No. You know what I'm talking about? I definitely took a brown onion cream the next day.

Love the lutefisk that you have in your desk. I had such a wonderful Ida Fika this morning, which is Swedish term for coffee and a pastry. I went and we had a lovely little, I had a cappuccino and I had a little ear to hear it. I'm not sure what it is. Ear to hear it. It was a thing. Okay. Some kind of biscuit, pastry, and I was loving it. You should have seen my smile. It almost touched my...

Like Jackie's half smile? Yes. Like Jackie's half smile. It was, I was so filled with Swedish joy. So much clarsh I've had. I've had so much cringe. Great. Good. So much stuff and laugh. Like you're a, laugh like you're a tall Swedish man looking at me and you feel superior for

a little bit. You know, and you feel superior looking at me, looking at my American clothes, but jokes on you buddy. Why? Because we got the guns. That we do. And of course love. I said that. Oh, did you?

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