Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Killdozer and the Cavitations

Episode Date: June 8, 2018

We're back with more freestyle, non-researched, off-the-cuff convo. Topics this week: Killdozer, Ben meets Doug the Pug, sonic attacks, and Henry visits Pompeii. Triple L.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Right above your gliss. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Hey, what's up, everyone? How are you? Ben Kissel and Henry are together here.

We're together, right? We're not together. No, you're in Florida. You're in beautiful Florida. This is Side Stories, by the way. Thank you so much for tuning in. Good work. Good work, Kissel.

Yes. They know the show now. They know who we are. I'm in Florida. Yep. I'm in the asshole of Florida. Really? Shooting a horror movie.

Usually, when you think of Florida, you don't think of buttholes, because it's got that shape that's a little bit on the front there, not so much on the back. Oh, like a cock? Yeah. You're saying it looks like a cock?

It's got a butthole. If a cock had a butthole, it would be in Florida. Oh, all right. Makes a lot of sense. You're shooting a horror film. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Are you the scary guy,

or are you one of the victims, or what are you? This is a roast. No, I'm not. That's who this is. No, that's the dream come true, to be a scary person in a serial killer movie that kills everyone.

I never get to be, because I'm too small. I want to be. No one's ever been scared of me before. The only time a person's ever been scared of me is at one time at 2.30 in the morning, I was getting off the train, and a woman and I got off at the same time,

and she kept looking back. And I didn't wave. Like, I didn't do anything. That's good. But she kept looking back, and looking back, and I'm trying to look innocent, putting my,

hi, hi, hi. Yeah. She ran away from me. She turned around, and she started booking it down the street. That's the only time anyone's ever been scared. You know, that is interesting.

I got such a long gate, you know, and I did, and you know, if it is like on a lone street, I have to be very careful. You can't walk too fast, because then that does seem scary. So, you know.

You cannot walk within like eight inches of another person. No, not after 9 p.m. That's the rule. All right. So, we got a bunch of stuff to get to kind of today.

We do got a bunch of stuff. It's fine. I mean, we're hanging loose. We're being chill. I will say, this is an unpaid for sponsorship announcement for public subs.

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I do want to piece of shit. Okay. Let's see here. Ricky, I'm going tweets right now. So this is. What are you trying to do? I'm doing reading tweets.

I'm reading a tweet. So this is. Are we going to do what? How Jimmy Kimmel does the thing where we read the mean tweets? The mean tweets? Yes. But I mean, Jimmy Kimmel,

everyone that reads the mean tweets is like super rich. And then they're like, for every mean letter or every mean word that is said about me, I have $5 million. And that really softens the blow. But we don't have that.

It really does. So the blow is just full force. It's a real hit. Yeah. It's a real hit. Really hits your Ricky at emo underscore spices. Tell us about meeting.

Yeah. It's Doug the pug because this week we did this past weekend. We did clusterfest in beautiful San Francisco. I did see beautiful, beautiful, most expensive city in America. And I saw a man.

Projectile poop. Poop. Dung. Liquid. Brown. Out of his ace to, it was about, he had a full tail for,

for seconds. For seconds. For seconds. No. And it was, it was quite disturbing right there on the sidewalk. I saw that. Did not expect to see.

San Francisco. San Francisco is an incredibly stratified city. Sure. Where they take the poor people and they mash them into one area. I guess. So that the rich people

can't see them. I will say though, there was just, it was people like you and I and then folks in threes piece tuxedos just walking by the same person, taking the same dump in the streets.

I will say that part. You know. Well, but because they got to get through there, that neighborhood to get to the comedy festival. Right. And so you have a guy who's

been saving it and saving it and saving it. I don't know. Because you know, I think that's what that is because that's kind of like, have you ever done the thing when you're calm?

You're supposed to like, like either have like either like a cock ring. Have you ever done a cock ring? No. I can't even, can't imagine such a thing. But the idea is.

The smile on your face is unnerving to say the least. Well, it hurts. It sucks. It's not a good thing. I don't know why anybody uses them. But the part of the thing is

supposed to hold back the calm and then it's supposed to all shoot out one big go. But it sounds like that that guy champagne bottled himself with his own. She ought. Waiting for someone with fancy

shoes to walk past. Then he's like, Oh, it's New Year's Eve again. And then he shook himself up like a Pepsi bottle with a mental like a Mentos in it and sprayed shadow over the floor.

Yeah. It was kind of like that Kim Kardashian cover. She had the champagne there and all that kind of stuff was happening. I don't remember the name paper magazine or paste.

I don't know what the name of the magazine was. But I don't know if that's the case because he obviously because immediately following the guy with his other buddy and they both obviously just shot up heroin, right?

So I don't know what the rule is with that. I guess you get constipated and then you shoot up the heroin and then that's not the only thing you shoot out or up. I don't know, man.

I thought that heroin makes you constipated to begin with. Titties, could you look that up? It does constipate you. Travis has pointed out it does constipate. Okay, good to know. Okay, interesting.

Nonetheless, this guy was the opposite of that. And long story short, I met Doug the pug. He got to Clusterfest and Doug the pug was unbelievable. He is the most chilled dog you could ever imagine.

He stayed at the W hotel, by the way. Yeah, he stayed at a nicer nicer hotel than we were staying at. Oh, absolutely. Ever have. What did he say?

He got 20, he makes 20 million. That's what I said. And I don't actually, I could search for Doug the pug's net worth. But I got to say, his owner, unbelievably nice. And Doug himself, he was,

it was kind of weird because I was like, how do you even do this? And she said they had to go through a secret entrance in the back to get out. Otherwise, there is a line of people that just follow this

dog, this beautiful pug, as if he's a beetle. Do you think he is? And Doug the pug, his net worth is 500,000 bucks right now, as of 2017. So that is very, that is very good for a dog with not a,

with that's not a, like a senator, which they shouldn't allow to happen. I don't think I, I'm going to put it on the record and say, I don't think a dog should be a senator. But do you think he was on

drugs? No. Because I've heard tell about Grumpy Cat. Oh. That Grumpy Cat is med, like medded out. Really?

Yeah. They give it like Zoloft or something. No. They give it people drugs. Yeah. Because it has to stay in character and cats don't

understand. The cats aren't meant to be like taken from place to place and like shoved into people's hands and shit. They don't like it. No. Grumpy Cat is the full, Judy

Garland up to the fucking eyeballs. Really? So that it will stay frowning. Oh, I don't like that. No. I mean, I think that's animal abuse.

I think the animal, when it comes down to it's going to die soon anyway. And those, they're just trying to milk whatever money they can get out of it as humanly possible, as much as humanly possible.

Well, I don't know if you can milk a cat. But I think the, you know, it's interesting with, with the Grumpy Cat there. That's what, that's what they did to Ann and Nicole Smith. Got to.

They killed her. Got to, man. Damn. She was sitting on a billionaire waiting for him to die. Wow. And he didn't do it fast enough. Right.

And so during that time period, I think she ended up like taking from his stash or whatever billionaire old people drugs that you get. And she got addicted to him. Really? And her lawyer.

This is, it's very, I feel for Ann and Nicole Smith. Oh, absolutely. And that was before everybody had a reality show. So it was actually kind of a big deal to, to show us that part of your life.

And then, yeah, I guess her lawyer, Howard Stern, not the famous radio disc jockey, but a real schmuck that guy was. I, I miss her boobies. Like quite a bit. I feel like that there's a part of a national conversation that

ended when her boobies died. Yeah. We're missing it. I'm actually, I think that those are probably still around. I'm fairly certain they weren't biodegradable. But think about this.

You sent Ann and Nicole Smith to North Korea and she just smashes them boobies. Honestly, that's a great idea too. You get Kate Upton, all that stuff. Like Kim Jong-un would be like like just like with those boobies all up in his face,

there's so malnourished over there. They don't have any of that. Yeah. I mean, I just feel like you have the foreign policy, the same foreign policy as the writers of Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part 2. And it might work.

Who knows? I'm not going to judge. What are the biggest breasts in North Korea? I don't think that that's it. All right. Another person tweeted at me. What's this guy's name?

Oh, MC Jules, I believe there. Marvin. Have you heard about this story, Henry? Marvin Heemeyer and his killdozer? Have you seen this thing? Oh, let me look at this. This guy was crazy.

Let me look at this. Yeah, check that. Just Google that. Marvin Heemeyer, he's of Granby, Colorado. He was a profoundly frustrated muffler repairman. And he made this killdozer.

And I guess he just went on this huge police chase. And I don't even know what happened. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. Look at this shit. Whoa. He had a problem with zoning.

Yes. Yeah, he had zoning problems. This is amazing. And he made a killdozer. This shit's like not that expensive. You can really do this. The machine used in the incident was a modified Kamatsu D3.

5 5 a bulldozer fitted with makeshift armor plating covering the cabin engine and parts of the tracks in places. This armor was over one foot thick consisting of 500 psi. Quick concrete mix fitted between sheets of tool steel to make ad hoc

composite armor. Holy shit. For visibility, the bulldozer was fitted with several video cameras linked to two monitors mounted on the vehicle's dashboard. The cameras were protected on the outside by 3 inch shields of

bulletproof plastic. Jeez. Whoa. I guess this was the late 90s. That's pretty high tech stuff for the late 90s though, I have to say. That was before you had like ring and all these other things.

Cameras weren't everywhere yet. This guy had a pretty, he's like Batman. He did $7 million of damage. And the only thing they got him because he was trying to hold, basically they were like, he was like, go ahead and try to pull me over. And then the only, he fucking,

he shot himself in the head inside of it, which is to be honest, the fucking way to do it. I guess so. Marvin Heemeyer, his official description was welder and tinkerer. And who doesn't want that?

Welder and tinkerer. Well my problem with being a tinkerer is that it sounds like you built, it sounds like you built a boy puppet just the less legally. Whoo. Very possible.

All right, what else do we got? So yes, finally, Doug the Pug, amazing. Love Doug the Pug. Could not have been nicer. They say never meet your heroes, but I have to tell you, if you're heroes or a pug, you can meet the pug.

Why did you transition all the way from killdozer back to Doug the Pug? Those were tweets. That's Twitter. And that concludes our Twitter segment. But think about how cute it would be. You got your conductor's uniform on. You got the killdozer.

Ripping through a whole foods. Just like going through the produce section, going through the fucking dry good section. Goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh. Doug the Pug sits in a little backpack on your body. Can't be just like, just like breathing.

Just not knowing all the mayhem that's happening. Oh, I don't think you should be allowed to be arrested if you have a pug attached to you in any way or shape or form. If you have it in a little baby, be warned that you're fine. You can do whatever you want. It's like, oh, you're a father.

Yes. Fathers are never guilty of anything. Unless, I mean... They can be. You know, Marcus, Marcus now has a dog. I'm sorry. Marcus has a dog.

Yeah, and I can't wait to hear that hypocrite. Why? Go on about that, because how much shit I got for talking about Wendy. He was like, oh, he's talking about Wendy all the time. Meanwhile, his whole Instagram feed

is now dog talk. Because I mean dogs... That is a sweet boy. You met him. What's he like? Well, I don't know, Travis. What do you think Oki is like? Oki from Oklahoma.

He walks very gingerly. He walks very gingerly. That's according to Travis. He loves t-shirt piles. Loves t-shirt piles. Yes. You know, it's interesting. They say he's six years old,

but I don't know. We just don't know the math on this. Well, we got the... We did the stupid... We swabbed Wendy's mouth and sent it in to get the DNA breakdown. We did that. I was just talking about this today.

I didn't realize that that was a possibility. Yeah, they have a thing now where you do it. We found out she's not a Chinese crescent at all, as a matter of fact. She is a Chihuahua. 50% Chihuahua. 25% Poodle. She's a super Judy.

And we are... So, isn't that fun? But she is health-wise, as healthy as a 32-year-old man. And I was like, do you mean a... I was like... Not also, right? Like, yeah.

That's what I was saying. That's like not... Okay. Let's check her triglycerides then. Right. Because I am fucking at my limit with the meat fats. But I'm saying if you swab,

you could swab a oaky and then find out where in life the dog is health-wise in terms of dying. But the thing is like, how many people die when they're 36? A lot. A lot.

Yeah, I'm 36 now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We got to get through this year. There's another story that I've been wanting to talk about. Someone sent to my attention and it's fucking awesome. And it's about this shit that's happening.

It happened in Cuba and it happened again in China. There are these sonic attacks that are sickening diplomats. Right now, the last one that happened was on the people who reported sick yesterday. And it's this... Because the diplomats,

American diplomats in China are put in these cell phone-proof structures so that no one can spy on them. That's the idea. They're put into these safe hotels that are super thick and highly technological. They're very good at the spy game. And they're doing this...

It happened in Cuba in 2015 and it happened again now. People are hearing a sound that they said sounds like either a cicada or is reported sounds like marbles in a metal tube. They hear the sound and then they get really sick.

They get like nauseous and very intense migraines. And they are uncontrollable, vomiting. And it's happened a couple of times and they have no fucking clue what it is. And the Chinese government's like, no, not us. It's got nothing to do with us.

Well, they say there's two ways this ultrasound can harm humans. The first one is it can heat up the cells in the body causing damage. And then the second one is that ultrasound can cause cavitation, which I have no idea what cavitation is, but it doesn't sound funny.

It means it causes bubbles in the brain. Oh. All right, so then you die. So then you die. Yeah. I don't like this. Because they did a lot of research about the brown noise for a while,

which was obviously that sonic pulse is supposed to make you shit your pants. And there's a lot of stuff that came out that was done by the Skunk Works Department, like the black ops world of our special forces, that some of it's fake purposefully. That they've done like fake plans of goofy shit. So it helps bury the other super secret shit that they do.

Like this sounds like the beginning of a Jason Bourne movie. Right. That we don't know the rest of the plot too and we don't know who the actors are yet. Absolutely no idea. But they've been doing that stuff here in the States for quite a while.

All the protests and stuff, all like just the blaring of music. We did it like a lot of the torture sites and a lot of the prison sites. It happens like all the time. And the Psyops world, they use music quite a bit. But that's mostly they use, they use it almost more so,

they give pop music to people that haven't had pop music before. And then they switch it, use it. And then they'll play stories of Al-Qaeda doing funny shit, like bloopers from Al-Qaeda, in order to like make them less important and less scary in the eyes of the people that they are in control of,

so that they can feel less fear about rejecting them or like trying to start a revolution against them. Got some goofball antics. But now you understand like, you see all that footage of like, or you think about like dads in the car in the 90s and their kids are listening to nothing but Britney Spears and they're just like starting to freak out.

It's a little torture technique to listen to something on repeat that you don't particularly want to hear, but you got to do it because you want to be a good father. Well, I remember my father, when I was first watching an Adam Sandler movie, I think it was Billy Madison, my father walked in the living room and he was like, turn this shit off.

And I didn't understand why I was just like, these guys are the funniest boy in the world. Adam Sandler is the best thing that ever happened. And then now I recently rewatched Billy Madison. And I was like, I'm going to punch the television screen. Yeah, I know. This is a grown man acting like this. Still does, still does.

And he is worth more than any of us will ever be worth, forever and ever and ever. Please save me, Adam Sandler. Please come and scoop me up. And I'll go to Hawaii. I'll go to Albuquerque and shoot your films or all the other vacation spots that he likes to go to. He shoots in the Caribbean all the time.

He only likes shooting in places where he can vacation. I think that his vacation is shooting the movie. Because it doesn't feel like they're doing a lot of work. He's so smart. He's a genius. So now, well, but all of the survivors from this quote unquote sonic attack, because they're also still like heavily saying,

we don't even know if it was a sonic attack. We don't know what it is. What else could it be? Well, because they're trying to contest the fact that the noises that they're hearing has anything to do with what they're feeling. They're trying to like mix up the message here, kind of like the same thing would happen

with the Malaysian plane that went missing, where we all heard like sick stories of what it's supposed to be, where the truth has been kind of mashed up. Yes. Then there was that other plane that was filled over Asia that the Russians basically came out and said that we dropped it.

I think that a part of what's happening right now is that like QAnon is such a beautiful dream to the covert worlds right now because it's so stupid that people can like, it buries all other conspiracy theories where like something like this

sound shit that's happening is like, that sounds like a sci-fi plot that we don't know about and the CIA is just fucking laughing about the fact that they could do whatever they want. Yeah, not even, this is the Chinese, so it's a whole other level of secret agencies. What did we do?

What did we do? What did we do to the Chinese to make them like play the fart music again? Like what did we do? Because we obviously did something or they're just doing it to test it on our diplomats so that they can do it to their own people.

Yeah, you know, diplomats they got an easy job anyway, have them do something. They can commit any crime if they want. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, diplomats can do whatever they want when they're here or elsewhere. Yeah, whatever. I'd be such a fun diplomat I'd show up with the hut.

I'd be like, and here's a special gift from America. The hut, nobody does pizza better than the hut showing up with it. Oh, they have pizza hut. They got a pizza hut there. In China? I don't know. I think the kids are starving. No, well, some. I think that's more like your North Korea area there.

Oh, that's just what my mom told us to keep us fat. Yes. Apparently, just lastly here, the ultrasound, it bounces off the skin for the most part. But what it does is it can be used to

detect people's mouth movements in noisy locations or subjects who are whispering or miming speech. So maybe that's why they're doing it so they can hear these diplomats while they're chatting away at their bars. They can get a little bit more in there.

I don't know how that works, but nonetheless that is evidently the reason for the tool. So basically, it's a side effect is what may be happening is that we are seeing they are getting sick from what is essentially a surveillance machine.

It's just making them sick. I guess so. Which I does not seem good to me. That's what I might say. This is the type of shit I love. These are the news stories I want to hear about. I like all the sci-fi stuff.

That's great. We don't hear anything about actual news though on our mainstream media because Donald Trump tweeted something and we have to talk about it ad nauseam speaking to making this all sick. All we have to, I mean there's nothing I love better

than every minute of my life being controlled by a 70-year-old man that is such a fan. Isn't it nice? Isn't it a glorious time? But they can't do anything about it. They can't ignore it.

No indeed. They have to talk about it. We could just never speak about him ever again and just let it go back to being quiet about it. Speaking of twitter Hello Kyra Davis. She says talk about Evil Genius just finished.

It's crazy. If you get a chance to give to our Patreon we interviewed both of the directors for Evil Genius. Of course that's the Netflix docu-series. We interviewed them so go and listen to that interview on our Patreon. It was quite fascinating.

They were very good. What a great true crime story. Just in terms of the idea of what makes this stuff that is truly compelling and true crime for me which is the things that have no motive. Like a bunch of people

just causing mayhem to cause mayhem to see how much they could get away with. It was just bored. It took place in Pennsylvania and I just feel like they wanted a project. They wanted to do something that they could feel like a megamind or a mastermind behind it.

I think that boredom boredom is a very powerful and dubious thing in this country because it makes people do shit like I made a house out of bones because you could just find bones if you go to the bone store.

That's a graveyard sir. That's not the bone store. That is very true. But why are they sitting there? I left money. I ain't stealing. How much could it possibly be per bone? It's priceless sir. They are people's

relatives. You can't just purchase them. I'll give you a dollar. I don't think you can legally do that. No, I don't think it is an honor system. But I will say, speaking of bones Henry and I had a great opportunity. We went to Italy this last what was that? Two weeks ago?

We haven't even fucking talked about Italy. No, let's close it out. Let's talk about our trip. We did Rome we did Lace and we did Naples and it was amazing. I got to go back to the cobbled streets of Rome. I have to go back to the

cobbled streets of Napoli. The pizza I had was incredible. I wasn't allowed to eat any organ meat. I've got a lot of people asking me where to go for organ meat. What's because fucking I love our companions. My beautiful fiance

but no one will eat that shit with me. Eddie looked at me like I went to the tripe store in Naples and he didn't want to get anything and I was like we're only Naples one time. I thought that Eddie was one of your disgusting food friends. No, he gets sick. Full disclosure

Ed Larson did get food poisoning and went in Rome because we went to not every restaurant so little bit of advice. Every restaurant in Rome is good. It's just like any other city so we were right by the Colosseum which is their glorified version of it is what Times Square is to New York

is their Colosseum. It's not a glorified version. The Colosseum is incredible. It's ancient history. We just don't see that shit so we forget that you like it's thousands of years old. It's awesome and we did a little tour and I was like this is where my people were forced to fight

for the entertainment of the masses. Just crap right next to each other and they would share the same stick that would just be dipped into a bunch of dumpy water and then they would just all wipe with the same thing anyway. You're just saying disgusting because you're not used to it.

If you got used to it, think about how fun. We're good friends, right? Think about how fun it would be if we also shared a little shit stick but it was also normal. Well that is where the saying shorted in the stick comes from but also there had to be some Roman

who just like the beat of the wine fog the wine fog just kind of cleared up and was just like guys this really is disgusting. What is the deal with the shit stick? Throw him to the lions. Oh no, another comedian's fate.

That was the funniest thing so we did the Colosseum tour. It's full of blood, it's full of guts, it's full of rhinos killing people and then the guy who also told us it was also the home of many theater troop which you can only imagine the theater troops just like waiting in the wings just be like what next boys?

Guys, it's a big day today. All the senators are coming so I want the phalluses to be up. I want the women to be men. Come on guys, let's just, let's really let it all hang out and they're just like slipping on fucking guts and shit.

Absolutely. So to complete the story, we needed food so Eddie's like boomie so we go to this place which is just like a horrible looking restaurant where they were yelling at us about like just like how we were going to eat food and then he

proceeds to order the weirdest thing on the menu which is a pizza with hard boiled eggs and fennel on it which I didn't know was a combo. No, it's not a combo. It's literally a joke where they're like with any like dumb Americans will think this is good.

Yes, the yoke the only way to describe it was a deep golden rod which is not like a yellow it's supposed to be and it's like these eggs taste fun and he like ate a whole mouth full of them and

man oh man did he get sick yeah oh god because again when you're in Rome it still matters like where you go. You can't just go to any random place because they'll snooker you. You gotta vet him

you gotta vet him. But I will say Napoli. Oh man oh man and then we saw Pompeii. Pompeii was fucking incredible it was just I mean I just never seen anything. I have no culture right so when we go to these places and you're just like a part of it

was like so insane about Pompeii is that humans have not changed at all. Like the same thing where they talk about the coliseums where it's just stuff like how like they build these arch these triumph arcs right so these arches that were supposed to signify victories

in war and historical things happening and it's shit like they want to get this thing up really fast so they have to build all these statues of the new emperor but they don't have time so what they'll do is they'll take the old statues of the last emperor cut off the head of it put a new

new head on it just so they don't have to build the whole fucking thing again. That is literally I just watched this documentary on Netflix it's a four-part series called the toys that made us all of and I watched the Star Trek toy that is literally what they did they just like replaced all the heads

and then they did one the the reptile from Star Trek was replaced the head was replaced but the body was the same as the planet of the apes action figure so it still had like hair on it it's so it's all we just have not changed at all they showed like other Pompeii stuff like in Pompeii

they have fast food restaurants where you go and like it's the way they it's just I don't know man it's it's just we're exactly the same but just to explain so Pompeii I'm sure our audience already knows yeah Malvasuvius blew up but the level

the real the size of the destruction is not like I couldn't believe it until we saw it like it is like the talking about like yards of ash covering an entire city and they showed the the mountain

where it used to be one whole big mountain but it's basically been halved and by the blast was the equivalent to two atomic bombs going off they died instantly a bunch of them died instantly but they also did not die from like I knew that they would die from

either heat or the or choking on the fumes but they also died from this thing I forget what the term is but from the hot air that came from the mountain that would suck all the moisture out of your body and you die a curled up little ball

dehydrated they were dehydrated to death wow so there's acres of that stuff can I just ask you know I don't know we uh Brooklyn I didn't go I just didn't want to see a bunch of live death I don't know why I just wasn't in the mood or you know can I just say can we clean it up what if they just cleaned

it up you know what what do you mean but just like it's just a lot of death there no kiss all but I mean no no what it does is it's the opposite it's not a celebration of death it's to see an intact city of how we lived back in the day so you could see how you

would be miserable because it was for tiny people the Pompeians were very very small it was perfect for me like I was walking around I was like oh like I was like in Werner and Troyer's house like oh look at all

like I can go and hang out I don't know I still a part of me is just like let's let's clean it up no man it's history you're doing the thing you can't erase history because those that forget history you doomed to repeat it kissle that's a volcano the volcano doesn't know if we repeat

history or or delete history it's a volcano but what's happening in Hawaii it's an important lesson to know that you could because Pompeii was the shit right Pompeii was the fashionable city it was a rich place and it was yeah it was so covered in ash that it was forgotten about and it wasn't

discovered again till 1746 so this thing sat and they all of a sudden you open it up and you're like holy shit there was a massive city here and it just shows how little shit matters yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good point all right all right

we also did I toured a church there and I instagram storied that in Rome what was all those what's the name of those steps there the Spanish steps the Spanish steps and it was really horrific I was walking up there I got

passed by a bunch of people and with crutches and the elderly folks I was pretending to keep it together did not happen and then you get up there and you got to pay to pray there's just nothing but coin places everywhere you go they want they just solicit a lot of money and I guess it's almost

yeah I don't know who it goes to but it's just almost like the church is one of the most corrupt organizations that exists and it runs that entire town well I gave him five euros so that's the most I've given to the church in a very very long time that's quite a bit did you pray well when you're in there

you don't really you light some candles you light some incense you go through a little bit of a you know it's it's where it's where you would do it's a beautiful place and it was the best best art I've ever seen in my life really the only money I gave is that there was a little place when you go see in Pompeii it showed a bunch of like there was

a place where a bunch of bodies were recovered one was a little boy a three-year-old boy that was petrified by the by the ash and lava and I tossed a coin at it because you're supposed to I think so there was a bunch of coins there anyway but okay all right I hope it's okay I didn't

hit it it was in a glass case oh I see oh they have them all encased in things like that it wasn't I didn't just blank it I didn't just bounce it off its fucking head oh all right yeah I wasn't sure how that how that did yeah we just watch around Naples had the best pizza of all time and honestly I'm kind

of upset with Brooklyn with the whole country in general calling what we eat here pizza it's not pizza Naples is the only place that you should ever eat pizza and I don't know what we eat here although I do love it but my god that was amazing yeah dude this is incredible yeah what a wonderful trip yes and and

Sina and Cosmo are married now and they are in love and it was a wonderful wonderful wedding I like to see them be in love and I think that they do it well yeah that's sex no I'm sure the sex is great you didn't even have to think about it I always do

hmm all right well let's wrap it up by inviting everyone to Natalie and Henry's wedding in Florida in October cannot wait for that yes so look into that story Marvin he

Marvin Heemeyer and his killdozer Doug the pug was amazing we had a great time in Italy do some more research on what's going on in China with those sonic blasts who knows what's happening everyone's just not feeling well and yeah yeah that's about it huh

I hope I hope that more comes out about the sound weapon and I want one well how do you yeah that's right we googled it how much was it again three grand three grand we can get one we should get one for the fucking office we absolutely have started using it on people see what they do

yikes so I'm just gonna google sonic weapons here and let's see how much they cost yeah well you can get one the one better supersonic nausea weapon that's only 99 and 56 whoa that's it yeah it's on my skunk

works dot net I'm getting one I don't know fucking it's coming down society's fucking coming down dude we're doing this I'm making everybody shit their fucking pants dude well this is gonna create nausea but

I mean if it does work it's not legal I don't think you're allowed to have it yeah come on why not man it's a free country they're allowed to have fucking assault rifles I can't get a the shit gun yeah I guess so good point right I guess I don't know what the rules are anymore

alright the rules are different and we have to change with them yeah I guess so okay everyone thank you so much for listening to side stories tweet at us at Henry loves you I am at Ben kiss old doctor fantasty for Henry on Instagram I'm at Ben kiss old one

and my goodness I mean some of the art and the tattoo stuff has been like really amazing I feel I don't even know how to just it's very overwhelming when you see a little bit because a little bit yeah cuz cuz those are like our thoughts and shit on somebody's body and it's very touching like it's really fucking yeah

like when people do stuff like that it's one of those where it's like you want my bullshit on your body forever yeah alright it's kind of weird because too like I don't know if you feel this way Henry but maybe I think it's a deep psychological problem but whenever I someone says I love you or they have like the hail

yourself tattoo or whatever I just think it's they're gonna I'm gonna disappoint them always they're gonna have to get a cover up or they're just gonna be like you know worst case scenario they just change love to hate when they edit their Instagram comment buddy tattoo I just want to disappoint anyone so there is a lot

of pressure I did I hope we can live up to it anyway I'm constantly afraid of just destroying everybody's hopes in me yeah I think it's called mental illness I think that we're just saddled with that we're saddled with with I guess so bad brain you know some bad gunk well maybe but some people are just like

get get a tattoo of my face on your face all this I don't we've never asked for it so it's a it's a huge compliment I just hope we don't disappoint you yeah we're doing our best and I'm sure you'll tell us if we do disappoint you and we'll do our best then to pick it up

yes always all right fuckers love you guys hail yourselves triple L guys every day fucking get out there and get eat some ribs stick and eats man that's what you need mmm the gustalations

hail me man hail game hail site hail game that's my Marcus yeah it's got that little dog now we got a we got a hail okie yeah in Wendy as well I miss my dog oh