Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Kind of Kinky

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news including the man caught masturbating on a plane, secret society messages found hidden in food packagings, a fatal bee sting, the mystery of the dead newlyweds, i65 killer posthumously identified, human skulls found in the mail, Hero of the Week, listener stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories I'm so glad that we don't know anything about gravity we do our best don't fall down That's all I know I tell what I know. Thank you guys. Honestly. We got some really good emails this week We did some people obviously This is why we don't give medical advice no medical advice here very little science news If anything and the only time we would ever even think about science is ufology ufology Which is the most important science of them all and it's for us. We stay focused on what we know best Which is talking about having liquid shits on the road

Absolutely, I can tell you where to find the best chicken wings across this great ass fucking country of ours anywhere Anywhere you want rib sticking meals. I'm your man, right? I can do that. Absolutely. You're a hairy guy Fieri. You are You can smell deep fried lard from 10 miles away, and I'll pick out the best versions of it I absolutely you really want to trust me I know about what types of burn marks are left by a serial killer and by ufo so that's mostly what I know about And on your thumb one back in the day when you would loot we'll run out of weed and you had to smoke your resin bro. I remember back in the day Anyway, this is side stories those are the types of things that we know and of course a lot of true crime But why does it matter? It's because people come to us for all the information

But we did learn he really said the mass of an object when falling Doesn't matter. I just we're putting people to sleep. Yes I do surface area that matters I want to point out the fact that we sat and we struggled trying to understand and talk about terminal velocity last week Well, I was an engineer. Yes, he knew that and watch it He knew and he said oh it was funnier to watch us struggle And then you have all these people write in being like oh well, maybe if you understood elementary physics and be like, uh, I Don't know I know comedian. I know I know blood. I know blood. I know politics and I know again as it butts

And I know food and science But honestly, thank you guys so much and the pilots who reached out who actually also want us to mention that Sometimes you have to come do computer programming and change up the programming Sometimes you don't we made it it'll sound a little bit scarier than it needed to be on the show But that's mostly because I was trying to make you afraid kissle I'm trying to make you afraid. Well, you can't the audience be afraid. This is why you can't be afraid When every day you wish you were dead when it comes to flying interesting enough. Thank you Go back there. Did you see this story on Southwest? I don't like Southwest Airlines. No, I'm not Lord of the Flies

I can't be fighting over my seat I'll always I always get there late because you know I'm hanging out if there's a chilies or an Applebee's at the airport Of course, I'm getting there at the very last you love that you love the thrill of being late There's something about it keeps you alive. Yeah, he drives me crazy But honestly, I don't fly Southwest only because I choose one airline and I don't care if it sucks or not And I just stick with it. I fucking stick with that fucking bullshit. I go there I accrue my points. I don't matter because they're all fucking the same. They're all the same except Southwest is definitely Significantly worse unless they're advertising for us and then when I say join the Southwest family with your new code last pod

I actually don't know absolutely Well when flying Southwest bring the new boxing gloves that we're selling here at the LP otl merch store I'm an American Airlines guy now. It's on brand number one and number two They serve you drinks before the plane flies before it takes off. So that's nice when I get my body married Anyway, you really want to liquefy Everybody's feelings of not wanting to attack You mentioned how Southwest sucks, but in this case, it's more of a jerk-off situation A dude is facing federal charges because let's not forget when you do something on a plane

It's cross-state government. That's yeah, that's over state lines. That's governments. It's not a scenario. So it's much more serious This dude exposed himself several times in front of a female passenger This flight was from Seattle to Phoenix and he also managed to jerk off four times. Okay, wait a second just His name is Anthony Sherrod McGarrity, I'm glad we got his name. I wonder This is my thing, right First of all, I get horny on a plane sometimes. You've seen me. I know I have it sometimes

No, the only time that I've ever heard anything from your underbelows was when we flew to Australia 17 hour flight I sat on the buckle. You're setting your buckle and then I said, how was your flight? You said my asshole is killing me, but I didn't know that you actually got aroused on pints Well, because honestly, mostly it's what I'm drowsy when I'm drowsy sometimes my boner pops up instinctively your body like Don't forget to do one more thing but um, how long is that flight? Seattle Phoenix is probably what three hours? You nailed it my friend. You are indeed a frequent flyer. It's a three-hour flight He pulled down his pants and masturbated in front of this poor female passenger. Oh, so now at least okay This is what obviously this is rough and on and we've talked about this before we've this this style of story has come up before

Where I want to applaud that woman for taking it taking the trauma on and And getting it because she kept a plane in the sky because all she had to do truly was scream It was like the other story where the guy grabbed the dude's leg and it was like you want to come over here and play They play in the brambles Doing that thing where like the guy again took one for the team didn't scream because if you do the planes got to take an Emergency landing and nobody gets the Phoenix. I would say that in this situation Maybe an emergency landing would be one of course four times which also debt to me that smells. There's there's drug use here there

There's a little bit of drug use here How you know Period I have to have a there is a foot. There is at least at least maybe maybe it's my age Maybe at least an hour long cool off period between jerking off I depending on if I have to get it all in there before I go to prison like if I have to go to prison for 10 years I'm gonna try to get it all out in the comfort of my own home before I turn myself in McGarrett E Looks like he probably will be going to prison. I don't believe that he jerked off to completion four times I think it was a jerk-off motion that was made with his penis in hand and then I would assume at some point

Someone says sit down. He should have been rarely. Do I believe? In total brutality, but I do think a bungee cord I do miss when TSA or not TSA rather when that airline flight attendants were just duct tape and everybody I thought that was kind of fun. Yeah, sure. I do think the freecats have been limited I think people are coming back to be humans again a little bit more normal. Yeah, but certainly not in this case Standing up and doing it or what I so like this is he was there on in the seat next to her and trying to show it It was seat 11f that that's that was the seat the McGarrett E was in and the female witness was seated in 11e Now the complaint states shortly after takeoff you have to be in a middle seat, too

Oh God, that's devastating shortly after takeoff while the aircraft was in the air McGarrett E exposed his penis By pulling down his pants. That's how you do it and shorts and began masturbating at some point during the flight So I just don't understand. How do you do this when you're sitting in a chair openly on the plane? I'm not obviously my grandmother my grandmother used to drop her pants while sitting all the time It was quite old and we all have to act like she was doing that when she was young That was one of those things where sometimes you reach an age where you're normal for what? Sometimes you reach an age that finally your activities catches up. Oh, that's normal She's old she drops her pants, but she used to do when she was 32 well

I used to remember we I think I've probably made this joke about your grandmother before you remember the thing and when you See that from Spencer's when you squeed the bowl, but it make them fat man's pants fall down Yeah, it's kind of like that for an old woman. Yeah, but this is sounds like this should have been noticed by somebody I feel like if you are fully well, that's so what happened. I mean, I I wouldn't look I'd also do that I know I'm from New York. I understand how I would just let my the reality just close You want sheet your cock in front of me? Oh, yeah But anyway at some point during the flight McGarrity he must have been exhausted

So he fell asleep and then that's when the female female witness got up and advised the crew about the incident Oh, and then of course the poor woman. She took some pictures of McGarrity and then they moved her to another seat That's nice and then when it landed in Phoenix, of course, you know the Phoenix PD. They're like another one Oh, great. Why is it whenever you come into Phoenix? Come on He was questioned by officers and then he was detained by the FBI He admitted to his actions telling law enforcement That he knew there was a woman that could see him but claims she put her hands in the air and told him

It doesn't really matter And then he said that this is what he says that did not happen She says she says she told him it doesn't really matter if he masturbates Which he thought was quote kind of kinky. So none of that's true. None of that is true He must be Italian he might be so McGarrity is now facing charges for lewd and decent or obscene acts on an aircraft However, he only faces up to 90 days in prison. Yeah, and a five hundred dollar fine You can get a larger fine littering or walking across the street speeding would not waiting for the light So I actually again, we hate the prison industrial complex

He could be punished a little harder 90 days because I feel like he's going to do it again Oh very much so I think that he actually kind of likes the idea of jerking off from prison I think that it's gonna be that's gonna bring a new whole new captive audience for him He is on the no-fly list from now on. I mean honestly, I think about your pants think about the fly Maybe you should be on the fly list, you know what I'm fucking scared of now No, it's the bus is now. He's bussing. He is on the busses and There are people that will root y'all root for you to jerk off from public on a bus Oh, you know, you'll get a bunch of people all together being like, uh, he's doing it

I knew this was a cool route Yes, and then he stays start doing it and his punishment not that we're gonna talk about it But it is worse than what will Smith got with the Oscars ten-year ban Southwest Oh, no, we didn't get to go to a fucking whatever into I'm we're done with that. Yep. McGarrity has received a lifetime ban He should no more Southwest for him. Oh, no, and oh, no, he's coming to Delta. Yep. And so on Delta, please No, I believe he is just on the no-fly. I think also he can't fly anywhere That's at least what he get but I just feel like there's something something about those types of crimes where truly It's the slap on the wrist just makes him horny. It just makes him a more near for it

It seems like if you just if you just take one of these guys like once a year be like public masturbator You are we choose you you get ten fucking years because we don't do it all the time But we're making an example of you only just do this one crime should probably Be snuffed out. Is there anyone listening? Let us know size stories LP otl at gmail.com That would ever think that this was hot. Is it hi I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. I am thinking from my obviously. I'm a straight male I'll never forget when I saw a vagina out of context. I was walking up It was on the Essex Street stop off

I believe it was the f-train and I'm walking up and this chick was wearing a short skirt No panties and I saw a vagina in the wild. Oh, yeah, it's jarring. It's like Cthulhu. Yeah, but it doesn't make me go boing No, exactly So I feel like if I'm sitting on a plane and all of a sudden a chick whips on her beaver, you know And that's just the animal her vagina. You got it. Oh, wow. Um, I think I would say I hey No, I'm not that's nothing for me right now. Hey, no. Hey, no, like let's think about this We're all I mean things have gotten crazy. You are you are a woman. I wish I could have met another circumstances Sure on a plane and you don't think the type of woman that's gonna whip out her vagina

Isn't the type of woman that you really want to see the vagina up She's deeply mentally ill and the same thing with this man's penis Yeah, you are somebody if you see somebody whip out the vagina because also that's tell me if I'm wrong I think it's harder to whip out your vagina didn't whip out your penis. Oh You could thread through the fly. Well, I can't like open up No, you would have to be sitting in first class where you really get a good recline. Yes Absolutely, technically if we're in first class I do in a way you kind of deserve it I just really doubt that his story holds up in court and see no

She put her hands up and says it doesn't matter. I know woman's ever kind of kinky No one ever no one has ever done that ever with a partner or something like that You can get a secret jerk off or something that's a whole nother thing That's something else although that you have to be very careful with that Still just like the thing is put their kids on the flight and shit and like you don't want to fucking like, you know You don't want to be a prude But I feel like when it comes down to what you don't want to click I can't just With families I know and that's good for me because that's kept me safe

It gets me safe keeps my family safe because when it comes down to it I just can't get a bing bong when there's any sort of child there. Absolutely not because you my friend are you well adjusted fully grown Adults I want to talk about this really quick Someone sent me this in last minute. That's very interesting about someone has been putting these cryptic Messages about secret societies inside of food items this person This is now like this is reported on reddit. Someone got these weird little things in a Chobani Someone got it in a packed meat thing like something else like it seems to be so they're sealed in there

Yes, someone who is passing the side job. Yes, someone who's packaging these things is putting them up inside of various Like food things food packaging. So this is what it reads. I don't even know if I can get through all of this Secret societies SS ties to terror M mass shootings go unreported JFK Lincoln Wilson warned of secret societies a secret sign symbols Unites SS their sims tied to Saturn Lord of the Rings time Toyota Audi rings China Islam who does the crescent it's a crescent with ball star clock prayer wheel cross with RG fire NATO KKK They're the CIA. Yeah, NFTs. That's in there. That's new. It's a little agents through you out. No, you're you I'm not an editor I'm just gonna say it seems a little manic Hmm, just a little it needs another draft. What is this form of like it? It's it's broad it's vague

It's kind of reads like a Disney tower pillar tree if you just kind of looked at you know those things where they show us show Like the like a square of letters and they're like that's the first three words you see that be your year It does seem as you look at this you just see pedphilia. They shorten it Saturn's occult writes Nazis concerts Nazis and concerts are all so like Nazi and like a Fleetwood Mac concert any concert any concert on they can be used Then you have stuff like dole Bob Dole isn't there Bob Dole there skull and bones. All right flag Confederate flag is the symbol of the real resistance is what they say right here Which is if they lost a long time ago. Yeah, I'm the dragon kings, which is the origin of reality. I don't know what that means It's just one of those David Ike lose all of his money. Is he working for your body? No, he's out there

No, David Ike's back still on the touring circuit. I would go watch him live Oh, we've I've thought about it, but his shows are six hours. Yeah, I think he does full seminar weekends Yes, he does and you can go and you can hang out with him and you can go and then see what his breath is like Oh, it's not very good. He's got a guanibra Go on a bra. Absolutely. If there's any a lizard person. It's actually him. Of course. It's always a deflection But if anybody sees one of these little squares, I'd love for you to send pictures of it and send it to us And you know, I'm kind of for it. Oh sure It's a little bit trippy knowing that the person that packs up your yo play is maybe that shit. Yeah at the same time

What do we expect? I don't know they work in a factory. They're around liquid liquid It's a what do you call bacteria all day also when it comes down to it? They you know, what's nice about those types of jobs is that your mind can go free because it's manual I think no, I think that's not working. You can I think if your mind goes free. That's how you lose your arm. Oh Really, I guess that's true. I guess now. That's why I guess we're all gonna be robots, huh? No factory work is really difficult. It really is and I think about it all the time I think about how like that would be a nice way to like I'm very proud We'll reach out to the Union men fellow Union men over doing the Amazon

Oh factory in Staten Island. They fucking flipped it. So Start treating our employees with a more dignity and more respect Absolutely, and support some of their ideas It's just it's that but with it's the same thing, but it just has lies and bigger letters And that's what's important. I think we need to support our schizophrenic Factory workers and just listen to them because you know, it's nice Sometimes don't that when you meet a crazy person on the street. Sometimes you'll learn a little bit about what their perspective is And you can kind of get in their world and now it's always important to yes

I'm a crazy person until you can get safely away. I was I was wearing Sandals the other day. That's when you know, I'm really hungover when I look at socks and I get sick Yeah, I was wearing my little flip-flops and there was a dude just you know, really kind of going nuts there No feet no no he had feet no shoes or socks on and the concrete's very hot Yes, and I was gonna give him my my sandals there, but then he he did not yes and that he was I'll just fucking give him a pair of sandals. I'll go get another pair of sandals true. It's so but the thing is the ground is hot Exactly, you gotta walk down the street when he likes to walk in your shadow That's who she does. She sticks her shadows because her little feet

This was 97 degrees. It's the goal was very what a heatwave. You know what's so fun is is to be more scared Did you read this story about a bee sting? Oh, there's never really a crime involved here. No, it's a police officer I kill every bee though. He's well. You're not supposed to do that. No, they're very dear for the Ecology again only come to us for your ecology and animal and the insect news Please this dude was 35 years old right he got stung by a bee and then he went into a coma and he's now dead and It's horrible. So there's no crime here, but again now just be scared of bees. Oh great And there's a blanket new food new fear. Yep. This is why did he die though? Was he allergic?

Okay, so what makes sense Then yeah, he was allergic to bees and then that's how he would die The news comes several months after a sting led to brain injury and coma and then Whitney That's his wife. She says it's been a horrific journey. So it hasn't been fun Yeah, she said a barrel of laughs I'd be like that would that would be rough the thing is so after the sting in October of 2021 doctors initially believed Alan would recover. No problem. I they said he'll be home within 24 hours However, of course, he was not there with home So we they learned that Ryan has an annex brain injury and it's even more devastating and extensive

Then what they thought but they don't know what how it happened, but they think it came from the bee sting Well, the only thing arresting here is his cardiac He had cardiac arrest seven months later and the brain swelled and then they had to put him in a coma All this has to do with the bee sting. It's all because of the bee sting what one bee sting. Yep So he was allergic to the bees. Well, he obviously wasn't not But I don't know if he was specifically he must have been because people get stung by bees every day Yeah, you know automatically turn into vegetables and you know, it's so interesting. They actually his can I say the word vegetable anymore? Of course, I just did. Yes, Whitney. Um, she says that they basically ended up

Killing him because they discharged him from the rehabilitation center And then she says as you can imagine this decision is heartbreaking as we had so much hope that Ryan could recover I know many of you have also shared that hope over the past couple months, but he did not this is incredibly sad Yeah, yeah, thank you great on a positive note. They got more than a hundred and thirty nine thousand dollars From a community that isn't replaced No, that doesn't replace the father Have we arrested this bee I won't rest I won't rest until I get closer Ben kissle a shark tank be watch be watch

Hear me out Handcuffs for bees. Okay. Wow. All right Well, you can freeze the bee and then you tie a little string to it It wakes up and then you can see a bee kind of go around around if you're not seeing that jackass did it Oh, wow. No, that's actually I didn't know like, you know, they're they're so good Anyway, oh you last episode you made people scared of flying. Well, no be scared of bees be scared of bees more Honestly, I was never that you know what like happy around bees to me There is something about bee culture where it's always like we love to be to be worshipping the bee all this time

It's like it's I get it again. I know it makes the honey. No, it's not a lot of things Yes, I know but the bee doesn't like the bee doesn't like you. No, the bees So don't care about you game the bees and they know they don't love one person who puts beaches on him And then he has bees all over me. That's cool. I love me It's like no, they like the pheromone that you sprayed all over yourself because you're some kind of beacock My god, we're just gonna we're just asking for it now. No, we're not asking We have beekeeper listeners. I've heard them before honey is vomit. Yes, we know which is kind of cool It is kind of cool if you think about it. All right

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But it is highly mysterious. This is a newlywed couple. They were found slain in their Virginia home And now the brother that found them is missing which is the part of it. That's very creepy Yeah, is it now we'll get into it But I wonder is he missing as a suspect or is he missing as like no fucking clue killed another dude Don't know and so we'll find out so this was the bodies of Talon Rogers Talon interesting name I like the name and I like the name and Alisa wash their young couple both 23 They they found them the brother of them that was living with them Who is

20 He's 20 years old. He goes by the name of Colin Rogers. He found them both dead He had execution style with a gunshot to the head. They were asleep. They were shot while they were asleep He found them. He called them into the cops and now Colin is missing So now that is basically that is all we have is we don't know what happened Obviously, they said it was not a robbery. Nothing was taken from the home They were not uh, they don't again There was a first thing where you have to be like it's not a murder suicide

Because it looked like they were both asleep when it happened back of the head to you, right? And so it is just no one knows what happened to them and it like originally I would come my first instinct is like It seems Colin might be the suspect But I think the way they were saying is that he was sort of like a puppy dog Well, kid like he was such a part of their lives because he's only 20s three years Oh, it's a dangerous age a lot of strong a lot of muster Oh, there was a lot of muster. There's a lot of muster But not to just kill your brother and sister-in-law necessarily unless he was absolutely jealous of their love

So according to the release they say due to the unknown circumstances surrounding his disappearance. That's Colin Rogers is considered to be endangered. Yeah Interestingly enough now if you'd have any information on this man, he has a tattoo. It's a notable tattoo This is why they always say we're clean underwear. You never know when he's gonna get hit by it Um, when you have tattoos, it is something that people are gonna reference. And so in his case Colin has a snake tattoo. Okay, sure And he's a blue pokemon and that's on his collarbone. Yeah, I mean, that's how you would get to know him But I don't want to get again

I don't want to get to the point where they're like the little z tattooed under his penis So according to the virginian pilot the couple's neighbor Zach Ryeb He recalled hearing a couple of loud bangs and then the neighbor was like nine one one, please And the neighbors were described quote as a ray of sunshine. I'm anyway, that is so sad and uh I guess if you're calling at this moment Either your got suspect or a potential victim I mean, who knows but it's definitely one of those where if you it's the mystery I don't want to if if he in them whatever, but I'm just saying if I am going to be killed by someone

I really don't want them to have a blue pokemon tattoo. Well, I'm gonna lose. I'm gonna lose my life to this guy It's more likely than not I feel like that a maybe side stories lpot lgmail.com. What is the blue pokemon? And do we care because when it comes down to like feel like there are some pokemons Or is it like now like within you know how like 88 means hail hitler and stuff like that Like is one of those things that within the pokemon world Are there certain ones that have attached more nefarious meanings than others? Like is it one called like bling blong and one's called like zakkadoo and zakkadoo?

Maybe who's been taken up by the all right Maybe he's one of one of those let us know is the blue pokemon a sign for something more nefarious on the internet I'm not giving the alt right the number 88 nor am I giving them anything when it comes to Thor or Nordic culture I'm taking it back. I want my Mjolnir. I want to be able to wear that again And it looks like it is difficult when you have to Describe it when you have to be like, this is a good one actually. This is a good Mjolnir. According to Bulbapedia Um Meryl is a pokemon now that pokemon is blue as you'll notice. So perhaps it's a tattoo of Meryl

A blue Meryl which sounds like a chain-spoking talent director. Yeah Try to catch me put me in a little ball Oh, you see what I like I need to get my sciatica look that before I go back in that little ball That's dumb man. That's pokemon material. This is where we're at Yeah Oh, please god be freaking careful out there also update a little bit later in the episode as usual But they did find the i65 killer. Yes. Now. Unfortunately, he doesn't get brought to justice because the jackass died in 20 I want to say 2013 he died in Iowa, but they got him though, right like technically at least people

Can know that it's solved but yes, it's hard when they've already died of a fucking natural cause in the other fucking app But hopefully all of the I don't even know if these people like do you think that the golden state killer lived with regret every day? I think they just really don't give a shit. He specifically that guy was such a He loved the fact that he got away with it and I think that he viewed himself as so superior to all people Yeah, that's why he also stopped like he'd let he set it down You know like it's like I think I've done enough like that vibe Because I see x cop like corrupt cop and then also just this type of dude, but he's just exactly

I think that he thought that yeah, he had committed the perfect crime and then no one would ever find him And that's why at least there's that when you have it like that we joke about that idea of like being against Like getting that last Nazi that Nazi secretary that was like 96 years old or whatever But it's like it's something nice where at least that old man gets to fucking not die in their fucking bed Absolutely, at least you get to go to jail for a couple of years. You get to live a very uncomfortable shitty life and and At least there's something some kind of justice and of course the people that they killed got zero justice whatsoever This dude is also known. The man's name is harry edward greenwell

And he was also known as the days in killer. Now if you are days in it's true crime. Why now flip it Days in killer pretty cool. It is now it's but uh as days as someone that would be a part of the days in family You'd be like, can't we just save like motel? Like that's what I'd say to the fucking to the newspaper It's like just did he actually stay at every days in like if he did if it was then you're like Fuck it. Well, we are reliable. That's where we are really it's a place to stay at a pinch So I could see why he did but at the same time I do wish he'd maybe gone to a motel six He had gone to anywhere else even a it just shows you the days in prices are so reasonable

Even a loser like a killer can stay there gene gilbert was killed While working at a days in in remington, indiana in 1989 She just wants to go to goddamn work and go home those motels are very scary Especially the ones that are like right off the street. You never know who the fuck is coming in Especially that in the 80s. Oh, yeah And you just walk in like those ones that are just like your door goes right to the street We're like anybody can go and stay there, but again, that's what's beautiful. That's what's beautiful, too Because what a nice anonymous way just because that we are so hungry for your information

We're so invasive of your privacy It's nice to be able to go to a place and quietly kill a sex worker in a in a little room like I just You are in it today. My goodness. February 21. I'm not into it 1987 vicki heath. Oh, she was assaulted Sexually and then she was shot twice in the fucking head. Anyway, this guy is horrible I'm gonna give the person who drew now. I don't know why I mean, I guess People who are really into the arts probably don't go into law enforcement, but the person who drew this Um, what do you call this? Uh, that is a uh, what's it called? Oh my god

It's a when they draw a picture of you for the fucking thing It's for the suspect sketch Jesus Christ Our brains are mushy today. They did a pretty good job. Yes. I mean, yeah, they nailed them It didn't help them get him, but no, it didn't he's just said if he does look like a drifter So they did a good job. And so now now that that guy is dead, but at least we know his name Absolutely and hopefully it can lead to some closure also Uh dogs, we love them, right? Yep. You see this canine. He discovered six human skulls going through the us mail system

So I don't know if these are going right to marcus. Oh, yeah, marcus is going to be so upset. His birthday is going to be ruined Look at those skulls, bro. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, those are human skulls These were just found at the oh hair international mail facility in three different packages. They're all prohibited I just don't let marcus know there's still time before his 40th So we'll be able to recoup some of this skull loss and I know like it's nice to like I'm glad that that dog Felt like it did a good job, but you're ruining a ghoul's birthday. Do you know how this is so funny? So where do you think the skulls were shipped from? I'm asking you is it within america or outside? No, um, they are from

Italy poland and they were confiscated because because the shipper the only reason they were confiscated Is because the shipper didn't get the proper permits and the three bath mats and it's and also they just shipped them with three bath mats That's the polish way custom border patrol noted that the bath mats could also contain pest implant diseases So they so they destroyed those but there's just a bunch of skulls Well, because marcus talks about how like to get actual human bone is very difficult because there's always looking at tape Because they don't know where they're coming from. Yeah Yeah, whatever, but yes, so you have to go get it accredited. You have to go and someone they have to die legally

Yes, indeed. And so because you remember the bodies exhibit they had all that problems because it was all just these like refugee bodies It's a shame what happened. Um, but that's why it's like now. What's nice about the new kind of In the modern times We're in people who can really choose to have their bodies donated to something like this stuff it if you want to I have a good time. You're not allowed to know I know taxidermists are gonna get into a lot of trouble Yeah, authorities have said they have seized more than 1600 prohibited items since last october Most include plants

live snails and sausages with those sausages Wait a second. You mean that's that sausage traffic is a crime. Yeah Oh, I will not stand for this wasn't another story. How is this a crime? How is this a crime? Are you supposed to get sausages from fucking the fatherland? I'm gonna be going to the fatherland at some point sometime soon. We're gonna go down there Can't bring your sausages back. Don't bring them back with you, dude I'm just gonna fucking put them up inside me. I'll hide them in my folds

Like that one guy with the hotdog. I'll have natalie do the thing where she pretends to be pregnant With nothing for the hotdog. Yeah, yeah, and we just filled with all the hotdog. She's gonna love being your hotdog mule your sausage mule She knows how to make me happy. She does. I guess we'd have to eat them all in the airport Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing ben kissle here with henry sabralski Yeah, it's me Ben. Yeah, bro. Henry sabralski is smoking some of that sweet last podcast on the left, babe Go out there and purchase yourself some. I hope you enjoy it. We have sativa We have indica and we have a hybrid and I have to tell you for my personal experience They are wonderful super tasty live resin. You really get the delicious weedy taste, which is what I like and three different experiences

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You are this week's hero of the week No, you cannot walk away. I've actually spoken with marcus about this. I don't know if you have I don't know if you've heard my theory, but why believe water is god. I quit. I think that water is actually god I think that we need to worship water. You're just saying Life again just the liquid water is the water is the hero water is god. We need to be worshiping water This is just cause we're hungover. This is just because we're hungover and you want to make it a commodity, but you can't buy and sell god So their findings suggest that consuming an efficient sufficient amounts of fluids throughout the life Not only supports essential body functioning, but also may reduce the risk of severe heart problems. This is the laziest we've got

of it Well, um heart failure affects 6.2 million americans says how we're all gonna die It's a little bit it's a little bit more than 2% of the population and it's also a common among adults who are 65 or older So you're gonna want to love water take it in and that's why water Is hero of the week. Um, according to natalia demitrov of I don't have the energy to fight you She says similar to reducing salt intake drinking enough water and staying hydrated are always ways to support your heart And may help reduce long-term risks of heart disease. So water You are hero of the week and dare I say hero

For all time because we need to really honor water. You know what? Sure But I also want to but wouldn't that be the right answer for god What? It gives life. You can't have life without it. It's the bearer of all that is It's water. I I can also take your life. I'm so tired. I'm so tired So it's an abstract idea of what a god is but what is god is one of us sure, but it is a god If he's just a shirt on the bus you're talking about a tank of water being god, but it's just fine water

I you know, I want to call out what for hero my own hero. I'm taking over What for his full section the second time you've tried to do this the woman that had the fart license plate Oh, she met up with the other woman that had the chart like fart and sharts. That is great That is something fucking the system That is somebody bucking the system. No, and if I they were single I'm sorry go and put a ring on it. I I the why weren't they heroes one might ask because true heroism doesn't get you friendship water Also, it can drown you an enemy water can drown you water could destroy New Orleans. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's god

It's not weird. It's not a hero all the time. It's neutral. It's like fire. It's neutral It's not neither good nor bad because water can do a lot of shit You obviously don't know about a heart disease water allows seals to exist fun It also allows sharks to exist dangerous. No sharks are water kill a hell of a lot more sharks than they kill us Anyone? All right. Let's get some listener email. That's actually correct. That is correct. I know Come to us for your Ivermectin. Ivermectin is such a great way There's so many things that can apply to so make sure you get your last podcast Ivermectin We're sailing it in the merch store and you're gonna love it. You're gonna love every fucking second of it

Um, you're gonna like the way you feel. We're gonna get into bath salts next. Oh god. Um, I'm gonna read one letter Okay, fantastic. This isn't it's fascinating Fascinating. No, this is the fucking asshole talk. I I will say I did get people talk about how the vagina the garlic and the vagina The reason why garlic is specifically one of the only things that can be tasted by the vagina is a specific Acid oh garlic that seeps its way through. So you can't necessarily you can't taste everything But I see well garlic that does make sense because it's got it's pungent strong So here we go. We'll talk about this. This is another story about ghost sex. Okay recently listened to side stories episode And like the last listener, I haven't told anyone this in my life because obviously they would think I'm crazy

Right, right, but I can attest to the fact that spectrophilia Gives the most intense orgasms one can have Of note, I'm a 27 year old man And recently I've had a spirit that sometimes visit my house Now I know this spirit is around because of an intense feeling of lust and love washes over me at all the same time Now I'm walking. I'm talking in immediate Diamond direction with a type of intense love that one only feels during the honeymoon stage of a relationship Oh my goodness, right at a time that I smoke weed with my buddies. I usually come home and experience a sensation

It's a certain type of beckoning that calls me to my bedroom. I know this feeling Uh-huh. Um as I've you can watch some documentaries and get it as well. Now as I lay down to sleep I start to jerk off. I smell a sweet perfume and I have the sensation of someone on top of me For about 10 minutes. It is the most full-body toe-shaking orgasm. I've had in my life. Now. Do you touch it? That's a good question. I like to have a follow-up. Um, but also I have some slight confirmation That something strange is going on because my dog will bark like a mad hound To the living room at my bedroom. Oh my god, that is so all right. I don't want to bring the dog into it, of course Now I actually had this thing was watching a documentary

And then a dog like walked in and it was literally watching the two people fuck on the thing and I Now God, I don't smoke often because I have a demanding job and I don't see my friends a lot But if I'm being haunted I certainly don't mind Okay, well have fun having sex with that ghost Who knows what's going on there, but I mean I believe it sure Here's another ghost story. We'll do this last one My brother got married a couple of years ago and he loves the medieval shit

So he decided to tie the knot at one of the king henry the eighth's castles. Oh fun. That's awesome Him and the one of the main people in the wedding. I'm still better got to stay in the actual castle Uh, however, everyone else stayed in these adjacent cottages that surrounded the grounds. I think dating back 200 300 years Anyway before the wedding we stayed with their cousins near torrenton Torrenton they lived in the creepy moors outside torrenton We're sat in the living room having a cup of tea just catching up and this white figure passes the door It wasn't blurry or faded. It was a full ghost of a man Wow

Everyone is so chill and carries on as normal. However, I'm sat near losing my shit at what I just saw of course in a very British mild manner I say What the fuck was that? And my cousin replies. Oh, that's just percy They've told me about this ghost percy before but I thought they were just bullshitting me because I'm the youngest Percy was a gentleman who lived in their house on the moors a long time ago And he's been known to be a nice. He's known to be nice and visit daily He's normally seen walking past the living room, but is known to change the clocks move picture frames hide things around the house

I've never believed them because as previously said but also it's because they have a dog and the dog is never alerted when Percy's around Now anyway, now I'm pretty hyper alert now as I'm staying in the house with a real fucking ghost And I am an atheist with a nihilistic outlook So I felt like I really needed to rethink a lot of shit Sure So we moved to the cottages next to the castle two days before the wedding in one of the cottages It was all girls. So my sister and I shared a bed and my two female cousins shared the other bedroom Our bedroom was of course in the attic and I decided to drink heavily that night to calm the old nerves

Oh my goodness. Well, this could get dangerous. I these are these are families. This is actual family members not casted. Okay Retired to bed in approximately midnight and do our usual things skincare sister chat to cheeky episode of some Shitty sitcom, right? I tell my sister to not do not cuddle as she is indeed that type of person I do not like to be cuddled when sleeping. Well, not but well now what is going on with this family people like to cuddle People are closer They're not without having sex with each other Did you only cuddling cuddle in your no, I don't we don't touch. Yeah, I don't I don't know if it is Than others

right So I wake up roughly in the recovery position facing the door and lo and behold I feel someone cuddling me without moving. I just tell what I thought was my sister You fuck off to your side of the bed Right. She does it and I try to push her off with my upper hand. However, it's like if someone was holding down my wrist Got tighter when I moved being the rational person. I am I thought sleep paralysis because I did some good drinking However, the rest of my body and face could move all while this entity or thing was cuddling me I moved to the other side of my body and felt like someone something was also turning

I turned my head enough to see that my sister is cuddling the wall right next to the edge of the other side of the bed Panic sets in I freeze in fear. What the fuck do I do now? So I just wiggle that shit until I fell free It finally all went away and I hid under the sheets streaming friends until daylight. Well fantastic channeler monica They'll help you if you are being hugged by a polder. They said she asked her friends We asked her family like what did you do? It was like a like, you know this experience happened to me and her cousins laughed and said us too However, we thought it was a friendly ghost. So we just cuddled right back into it. There you go. Relax. Have fun

Oh, well, there it is. I guess Seriously, wow. Wow guys. We really made it. You got to live. I had to live knowing like you're a sausage You're doing it. Are you doing it? I'm doing it. Okay. You gotta live every day. Like you're a sausage being smuggled inside the asshole of memories of rouse, please going I thought I was gonna get here in the old fashioned way. You got a laugh Knowing that you're a sausage. He's about to be a toilet sausage Yeah, I can't wait to be free. This is my purpose and then you got to live and you got to feed all the rats in the sewer This is your flush down the come on. That's what my shit does. Good work. Good triple l

See how hard it is. See? Wow. All right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hope you're doing well out there Hail yourselves. Yeah, we'll see you way. Hey may six. Yes. Yes. Come see us may six We will be at the avalon theater in los angeles as a part of the netflix as a joke series That is ben kissle and henry zebrowski trying to figure out. What is the side stories live show? We're gonna have a good time. We did it the one time in dc a long time ago with our friend. Okay Jen does dale. She put us up. She's always produces so very well all over the country And so what we're gonna do this time though, we're gonna try and figure it out come and watch us desperately attempt to

Entertain you for an hour. Hey, man. It's getting fun. We'll do it. We're we're booked So we will get to entertaining you at some point in that hour. Can't wait everyone. Okay. Hail yourselves Hell's my goose to lations. Tell me fuckers. All right man This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com