Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Lick-or-Treat

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - starting off with a sticky situation at the Denver Zoo, Kurt Russell's bizarre connection to "The Phoenix Lights", Erin Patterson - the alleged "Melbourne Mushroom Murderer" charged with 3 counts of murder, a follow-up to the Honolulu "phrogging" story as intruder and belly biter Ezequiel Zayas is recently sentenced for murdering cellmate, Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith admits to ‘drowning a bag of kittens’ when she was a child, Maryland Police arrest man for licking trick-or-treater's ear - following her home and attempting to shoot her mother, Heavily armed man found dead in bizarre apparent suicide at Colorado amusement park, a quick little Hero of the Week, Listener Emails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories Side streets. Yeah Man big news It news from this from the Denver Zoo from the Denver. Denver, okay, I thought you meant big news from you. No, no, no, no big news. Denver Zoo, saying looking for people to help jerk off elephants. I'm not even, I'm not even a joke. Is that no, well, is the wording the exact same and the Craigslist listing?

The Denver Zoo has become very big in the elephant sperm business. According to the headline, the Denver Zoo now specializes in the acquisition and study of elephant semen. Now, what do you think that means? Acquisition of elephant. What does that mean? Do you think that they go to a board meeting? Do you think there's a hostile takeover? Do you think you take and purchase all of the stocks that the elephant has in its own come? Is that how that happens? I think we were talking about this before the show

and you imagine a person who goes in and manually masturbates in your own effect. That is what it is. That is what it is. Do they say that? They say, they stall, look at this. Look at this hard working sex worker of a zookeeper. Yeah, he's reaching him behind.

Yes, so he's also in the fire zone as a butthole. We cherish our sex workers here. We do. And our zookeepers, especially our zoo sex workers. I know it's more than that, but you also, at some point, email me side stories, L-P-O-T-L-A-G-M-L.com. You must accrue some skill at it manually acquiring elephant semen because at some point you got a clock. Yeah. Someone's coming in. There

is a manager, not only that, but the elephant's going to get shaved. I mean, by this point, the elephant's fine. All right. Elevants got one job. So remember it's dead. Get jerked off in a cage because it's just getting it because the cage is fine. It's all that it can lean up against them because it's literally leaning back. Yeah. It's like, all right. All right, Richard. But then Nick, like at some point you must be able, you got to rip through these elephants.

I mean, I don't know how many elephants are there. Seven, eight. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with Henry Zabroski. How many elephants six or seven? How long does it take to masturbate? One elephant.

This is what I'm saying. Like you have to build up a pattern and then again, and then you know these elephants get ornary if they're shit. Is there a fair appointment slate? If you're one day, you go in there, I get jerked I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

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I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. from my sunbathing time. You know, because what's also nice about you jerking me off all the time, so I don't got to worry about spitting game. Right, because I don't care about getting laid. Yeah, that's true. It's all automatic. It's all coming to you. How long is it take? Oh, I don't know, but I did find out that elephants often prematurely ejaculate when they're trying to get it in. They just fucking all over the back legs of the elephant they're trying to.

Hey, man, sometimes it's been a long week. All right, how long do manually acquire? I mean, I'm gonna put this in. I did find an article from science blogs of how do you master bait an elephant? Yeah, sure. Yeah, it's called fucking get a glove. Yeah, like hope you have a bucket. It's physically dangerous.

Oh my god, you have to stick your hand in the animal's rectum and vigorously stimulate its prostate gland. It's physically dangerous. Oh my god. You have to stick your hand in the animals rectum and vigorously Stimulate its prostate gland. That's the issue. Yeah, that's why he's not looking like he's that fucking Vegas All right, that why the zookeeper looks like he's actually working at a fucking warf Or he ain't smiling. Well, that's the thing if you look in the picture He's got his hand in the elephants ass. He's not reaching below. You see I thought he was I thought hand in the elephant's ass. He's not reaching below. I thought he was like him and a stranger. The elephant doesn't think it's just gross go teed. Do keep richer than you think it's some hot elephant. They it's far worse than that. That man is sticking his entire arm into an elephant's

anus and manually massaging the prostate so the elephant can ejaculate. But how long? Nothing here says where is the science? I mean, two minutes it says. So, well, that's elephant sex. That's elephant sex. And that means you an elephant for play. That means you had an elephant date. Yeah. That means a year's a biological imperative, where it's just, it's more like you got a guy's full,

probably thick forearm, up in your case, he's grabbing that organ, just going like, ha, alright, ha, alright, baboo. Come on, let's get him going. All right, you come yet. There you go yet. No sex is a while, like sex is a process. But yeah, but if I have the right video and I'm in a hurry,

like I can sometimes get it done in 45 seconds. Humans. Because again, I know me. Yeah, I know me. I know me. Yeah, I know exactly how to do it. I just didn't say. It doesn't say.

I don't think it's a uniform thing. But you and I were talking about this. We're getting the main issue was you were saying that that's not a zookeeper's only job. And I said, uh, for this super keeper, it is. If it was my fucking job to jerk off the elephants, I'd be like, that's it. If you ask me to do paperwork and expense report, that's extra. You're not paying for the hours. You're paying for the skill. This is my life. I have to go jerk off these three elephants in a row and then I have to go back to my family. All right. And my wife never gives me the same appreciation that Babu does because when I come in here, Babu's ready to go. His butt's leaning against the frame. He's waggling it back and forth.

Remember it in my colon. And she gives me nothing. Goddamn it, Deborah. Yeah. No, Babu is just a, Babu's a simple animal. It's just a machine. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's there for.

Babu wants for nothing. Elephants have emotional memory. They do have emotional memory. I forget. I don't mean to malign the elephant. I don't mean to simplify these majestic creatures in any way. This is from 1986. The method used to collect semen by rectal stimulation

was previously reported by Price. What a fun guy. He must have been. And brief, the protrusion and erection of the penis was accomplished by rectal massage of the pelvic portion of your rethra. Yep. Oh, yeah, you're not even going to the, that's not the prostate.

You got to go right into the tube. Yeah, man. All right, following protrusion, the penis is cleaned and dried. And a collective sleeve, a collection sleeve. It's always collection sleeve. That's what I'm talking about. I keep telling you guys, is that I've been saying this for years. We've been on the subject.

A lot of fucking animal seamen and animal semen collection since the early days around Yeah, you're getting jerked off from your butt and you still have to wear a condom How much is that it's a collection sleeve it's so much better than a what do you think that I would just put a fucking tub in front of them Who's put a tub all just let the elephant come to the tub elephant pussy Or but it's still gonna be a sleeve at the end of it Oh, just let the elephant come into the tub. Elephant pussy. Or butt. It's still going to be a sleeve at the end of it. But you don't put it inside. You just let it go on top and then let the trainees come in.

The interns scrape it off with the thing they used to clean the table at a fine dining restaurant. They scrape off the size of the butt into into a sleeve or into a, which I don't know what the imaginance like what they use for icing for cake to think about the sleeve too is that I would imagine you would have to like You know when you have to take a covid test and you have to squeeze the Squeeze the to the q-tip. I think you probably have to do the same thing with the elephant sleeve again That's my one job. That's my one job. Oh take out the trash. No, thank you. I just toothpaste tube squeeze the bunch of fucking elephant rancid elephant come out of this thin bag that I had a deal. I don't look at it all day. My job is over.

Yeah, do you have to egg bet you have to wipe off the the dick at the end too? You have to wipe it off So then get crusty. I look at that elephant face. I ain't got hands. That's what you get. That elephant being like, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on, fancy. Come on. Make it clean.

Last thing I saw, a little bit left. That's really fucked up. Ron, I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad I'm just a professional podcast. That's right. We don't have to deal with such things. No, just with each other. Yeah, you wait until you have to fucking rectilly jerk me off. I have to do the show. Just you do it a big.

I'm not doing it. I'm not going on. None to Marcus get here. I'm not doing it. Yeah, that's night. That thing is what 2033. Yeah, when everything's become so bizarre between the two of us All right come out squeezed a bay

Time you get it that's my in a bay, but we we at least have prostate so we like it. Yeah, that is true Well, I'm you would like it. I mean, I don't know. I've never had it. You've never had your prostate school No, huh interesting. Oh, yeah, that's right. You don't like butt stuff. It's fragile there. Yeah mine's become fragile I had to give it up Hey, man, something's got to give not because of the butt stuff just because of the you know a growing boy This is 40. Yeah, this is 40 seriously. Yeah, but some guys just take it up them It was 35. Yeah, and they and the doctor of the first thing when I'd been and I started having the bleeding bottle that we talked about many times before, the first thing that Dr. As is,

have you been putting anything up there? And I said, no, whatever, man. And I said, no. And he said, you can tell me. Yeah, I know. I know this is putting anything up there. There's a bit of a cylinder here. I said, no.

No, not in a while. It's been a minute. Nothing. Recently that would have caused a rupture. You know, man, not in a while. It's been a minute, nothing recently that would have caused a rupture. You know, man, ready to fucking fell. He knows you put shit in your ass. And it's fine, though. I think it's good. It's good.

Yeah, no, it was fine. It was a fine period. Now it's over. And now it's done. It's done. It's over. What I no longer was a child, I put away childish things. Well, good.

This brings us to our updates. Number one, Kyle Hiehan, isn't the only person who's seen a UFO in her family? I keep thinking about her. Just being like, it's just amazing. That house, that's what I work. But it turned out her husband, the incredible Kurt Russell. He believes he's the first person to report the Phoenix lights. Yeah, that's incredible. I mean, it seems like the story matches up I mean, it's a very interesting story. You said that oh yeah, according to Kurt Russell. Yeah, I was flying Madsen who goes to his girlfriend and we were on a brooch

I saw six lights over the airport and absolute uniform and a V shape Oliver said to me. I was just looking at him. I was coming in. Remedie the half of my allow and I'll ever said, pa pa. What are those lies? Then I kind of came out of my reverie and I said, I don't know what they are son and he said, are we okay here pa pa? And I said, yeah, I'm gonna call it and I reported it.

It was the first person to see it. He was, yeah, he was coming on an on approaching. It was the name. Pliskins that the man dude. Oh man, Kurt Russell so fucking cool. It's like, Kurt also is one of those guys that has like the catch phrase for it. He doesn't really have a catch phrase, but he kind of has a catch phrase. We talk about in our house all the time that catch Kurt Russell's catch phrase is, listen,

lady. Yeah. Whoa. Like, can you imagine? Listen, lady. I can actually hear him say. You can hear him saying, listen, lady. And you can hear him saying it in multiple. Listen, lady. Well, I can actually hear him say hear him saying listen lady and you can hear him saying

it in multiple. Listen lady. Wow. That is true. Yeah. It's like he's got that one like Jason Bateman's is listen, I don't like this anymore than you do. It's verbal text.

Yeah. Yes. Exactly. It's verbal text because a lot of times those guys they don't remember his. So they just kind of say something. They go, it's like it's Owen Wilson's wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. People tell me we have verbal texts.

And then it fucking, it hurts my brain. Don't tell me what mine is. No, I don't want to know. I already know which ones mine kind of are because I'm a limited writer. Well, can we do? We're just making, we're just constantly talking. And then if I get caught in a loop,

all of a sudden I am saying all the time out, mean to be. Yeah, because I just have to, I never stop talking. I'm not stop talking to the woke up. No, I know. So I know what comes out. No, you can only say, there's only so many ways that you can say, that's why I said the other day

when I was writing the episode and I said something about, was that when that frog gets, Oh, it's hard, it's hard, it's a, it was a slippery frog to peg. That's a strange, a term I'd ever heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, yeah, because I'd written like 40 pages that week and you can only come up with so many different ways

to say and shit. I don't know, just ask Stephen King. Hmm, because he comes up with Wacadu shit all day long. So it's come guy name, like, he comes up with good new nicknames and turns or phrases all the time, like, Skiddy skidoo Or like you tell them shitters. No, that's what I was just about to say is that the shitters and he did that for an entire book though

That was Christine most of the photos like half of it was shitters, but every book has one of those That's weird. It always has some like turn afraid some character has because again. He's the master I guess he created us. I suppose he did. Now another update, Aaron Patterson, crying bitch from New Zealand, who is sad about the mushrooms, that she's now been finally been arrested for poison her family using death cat mushrooms inside of a beef wellington.

He said her biggest defense so far is that I got sick too, but that's because you were trying to hide the fact that you were poisoning the family. So you put less mushrooms into your serving. I mean, again, it is until proven guilty. So these are allegations, but look at that face. It is hard because you know now, I feel like the biggest suspicious thing with her case was what they revealed was that the death cat mushrooms were in fact ground up with button mushrooms.

Yeah, and that would make it very difficult for her to control her portion size, wouldn't it? I just think that she just kind of put it in one half. Yeah, in one half, it would be like, cut one half and then she took an end. She's like, I like the end. You know what I mean? Then she cut the end. That's how you do it. But I do think like that really speaks more to her gildiness. Yeah. Is the you did try to cover it up. Yeah. I tried to hide it. Yeah. She says, look, I got sick too.

It's like that actually is worse for your case. Yeah. It's probably just guys. You had death cap mushroom residue all over your your hand. You got it all over you. Her name is, oh, no, she's not her name. Her name is Aaron Patterson. I thought her, she's from Leon Gatham. No, that's the actual town. The Leon Gatham. Man, there's some great fucking New Zealand names in here. They're real. Loss. Faggy. Gipsland. Leon Gatham woman, Aaron Patterson. See, this thing, she also did the thing where she tried to blame the Asian market. She did that because she said she said she bought them and she just didn't

know what they were. And as we know, and I got many messages from my colleges and people who work with mushrooms all the time, that is like the number one lesson. If you have any sort of understanding about mushrooms or I've worked with mushrooms at all, is it you don't eat it if you don't know what the fuck it is. Yes, exactly. I actually have heard that death's cat mushrooms are making a big comeback here in the US and they're saying the foraging

is getting really dangerous here. You just gotta be careful. Where are they? Where are death cats? I don't even look at this death cat mushroom. I mean, it's kind of got like, it doesn't look, it looks like any type of mushroom. That's, I guess that's what it is, what's hard about it.

It does look like a type mushroom, but it doesn't look like button mushrooms. Yeah, they're invasive. They're thriving in North America. This came out just in August. This was a national geographic. I don't know. I just feel like they don't sell them at the store. So I think it's very difficult to get them at the store.

Well, they do look very similar to regular mushrooms. They're not, like, it's not like they have like a big death's head down or anything like that. But they don't sell them at the store. So you would not have gotten them at the store. They definitely arrived her home at her home from outside of the store. It seemed like they were a mail order. I'm obviously, this will go to trial. But now that she has been arrested, this is one of those places, I believe, especially New Zealand, where number one, they're, they're, they're a little bit more responsible with their, uh, terms of, uh, you're innocent to your proven guilty.

More often than not. If you do a crime in Australia or New Zealand, and you have yet to be pronounced either way, they hide your identity. Yeah. Um, but she, uh, seem to have kind of grass to be public attention. I'm not sure if that's just because it's New Zealand, but she,, seem to have kind of grass to be public attention. I'm not certain if that's just because it's New Zealand, but she like, it ain't looking good. Mm hmm. Because if they were, they would not have arrested her if they didn't have some form of significant evidence. But again,

she is innocent. That is true. Did we once get a season to assist about that because you've been really hitting that hard? No, it's important to remember. Okay. Honestly, I think it's because of talking about true crimes so often. And we got into a thing before when we were starting to talk about the Brian Cobra or case. Yeah. But without any factor and you come in and get like the problem with the constant reporting on a subject before you're at trial. Yeah.

Is that everything changes. It's tall. So we were constantly changing with in chasing after corrections. Yeah. People say, that's wrong. It's told. So we were constantly changing with in chasing after corrections. Yeah. People say, that's wrong. So now it's kind of me, like I try to wait until we get to the trial because now I know what the fucking happened to me. I got the C-SPAN disease that you guys all got where I watch trial footage all the time.

Yeah. No, it's fun, man. I find it very comforting to just put it on in the house. Just put court TV on in the house. I watch it all the time. Yeah, it's fun, man. I find it very comforting and just put it on in the house. Just put court TV on in the house. I watch it all talk about it. Yeah, it's wonderful. It also helps me think about my trials. You know how personal trial, oh, your future trials, not your personal trials and tribulations. You know how I'll approach the thing the big thing to is being like, fuck you. I'm out. It's time you don't like it and then make them beg you to come back to the stand, right?

And then we're assured this is I'm innocent you horse, right? I feel like that's also big again coming on straw. Yeah, and then same time though if evidence comes out cry truthfully That's also important Like I think that's important also master. Yeah, so you're in like the big personality. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I'm innocent.

I'm innocent until there's evidence. And then it's been like, let's think about how I can come back here. All right. Let's think about maybe I'm going to say I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. I understand that. Right from North Korea.

This next one, one more update. Now this was before your time on side stories, but it is interesting that we got an update from the Campbell family, James and Brittany. Now, they were a part of a really insane tale that I'm glad has not happened to me, and I don't want it to happen to me, where they're home. What they went on vacation with their two children, and their home was then occupied by a man by the name of Ezekiel Zias, who then destroyed their old home, created what was the, then aforementioned Peshrain, which was when we talked a little bit before the show about the semantics of a shrine, but it seemed to be his own goals.

Yes. Is what the shrines were. It was a pile of shit with his pistol on it on the bed. My point is that you can't really make a shrine to a shrine cannot be unto itself because it seems like it's just a big puddle of piss on again. I think it's just a piss. You think it's a celebration of piss. Yes. Okay. Yeah. And they are using his own piss using his own piss. And then he, you know, he fucked up the house. He went through all of he made an inventory of all the things that they owned inside of their home.

They sold them their kitchen where was piled up and he was wearing James Campbell's clothes when they arrived. But the, the really like unsettling part was a series of manifestos. He had left behind saying about how he was going to do sexual surgery to them and the children and he was going to turn them from rat creatures to the perfect specimen. He believed that they were the family were rat creatures. Yes. And he had a lot of ideas. Okay.

I honestly think that's what he was most guilty of. Too many ideas. Yes, and then he didn't know how to get it out. But now he then he obviously got arrested, but there has been an update. So this was in 2020, but he is just now, I believe been sentenced. He murdered his cellmate.

So he was dropped into, so he killed with, he was at the Oahu Community Correctional Center. And I believe at the time, he was serving consecutive prison terms, totaling up to 40 years of the judge in the case declared he posed a significant lethal danger to his community. But now it just pled guilty to manslaughter for killing his cellmate when he first got there. I remember the name of Vance Grace who was there, he was six two years old and he was just there in burglary charges and Ziya's literally stomped his head to death. Yeah, it's not good. No, it's fucking horrific. Um, so we got that update from the Campbell's, uh, he is obviously an issue. And now he's going to be in jail for

a long period of time. I think he's gonna die in jail. Probably, yes. Oh, I do like the, I like how the prosecutor cited the medical records that show it. I like these adjectives, singular, malevolent, and truckulent. Oh, he's truckulent. Replete with mental preoccupations of raping children, Satanism, and various forms

of assault. Again, a lot of ideas. Draculac, you may not be aware. This comes from the email we received from James Campbell. Well, again, first of all, thank you guys so much for reaching out about this story in the first place. And I'm glad that you're past it. I'm very glad.

But he said, so you may not be aware, but since you guys started talking about side stories, he ended up murdering a selma. We did talk about it. So I had read an article, this is from James, I had read an article with Honolulu civil beat that years ago, the guy that he killed to Vance Grace was an informant. It was just the state attorney general in a case on a drug ring involving prison guards in Hawaii, right? Zias then.

Apparently he assaulted a health care worker while at the Hawaiian state hospital having reportedly quote, grabbed them by the testicles and biting him repeatedly in the stomach, which is hard to get at the stomach. But it's nice that he's done a lot of heinous crimes. And now he's going to be in jail for a good period of time. Biting at the stuff. I think you might it. I just scraped. He's got two hands, one hand on the Tesco,

one hand getting a big chunk, like pinching it out. He had to pinch it out before he's. Like red and sent me. How? Wow. Can you, because I got a biteable belly. You do have a very biteable belly, but that's because you lost weight.

So, Matt, good. I don't have a biteable belly. You do have a very biteable belly, but that's because you lost weight. So good. I don't have a biteable belly at all. My belly... My belly. You would, I think that you would do, you might be able to pinch the skin, but I think you wouldn't do much more in the scrapes the surface.

No, I can't hunk out. Does it think about having a smaller mouth? I can get like, I can actually get a surprisingly long amount of meat in there. That's true. And I could fit, my mouth is massive. I could probably fit quarter of long amount of meat in there. That's true. And I could fit my mouth is massive. I could probably fit quarter of your belly in a my mouth. I think we have to save it with the stream.

We're gonna have to. I think we have to do it. But yeah, so he's in jail. And when he gets out of here, he'll run for the House of Representatives. Most likely. And I'm really excited for that. Zioz. Yeah. A lot of ideas. Ezekiel Zioz are Hawaii.

Yes, I do think that this is going to happen. I have another unfortunate update. Our favorite or soon to be favorite was favorite. Pro, leaf from the Great British Bay Cup. Now, I've gotten a couple of these, right? So do you, I don't know if you've covered, or you watch, oh God, what is it called? Worst cooks in America?

No, I never did. Fuck you. Second of all, you gotta get into it because the winner of it, two seasons ago, killed her family, which is kind of fun because they have to figure out how to eraser from that. Yeah. Because again, it's just a show that doesn't have within it the ability for them to acknowledge

homicide. Ah, you know what I mean? Because it's worse cooks in America. Yeah. And so they can't, they have a hard time being like they can't really reference it, they can't deal with it. So it's like, you know, they kind of just kind of dealt with it like it's fine. But I want to see how GBBO works

On this story so prune leaf who we known as the replacement to skeleton butthole mouth Mary Berry The sexual paramour of Paul Hollywood on our favorite baking show from across the pond Dressin more and more like a clown every episode. She just has a distinctive thing. She has the necklaces Mm-hmm. That's what she does, but it's getting so ostentatious that she looks like she should be in the circus. You wait until you someone else finds out what someone in your family has decided it is your thing. And then every gift that you will receive from then on will just be one of those things. Just massive clown jewelry. Something. You know what I mean? Wouldn't it, You know, it could be you like Raglan hemp clothes. I do. You know, you could slowly become looking like the little desert characters from Star Wars like Java. Yes, you look like those characters. Someone

just keeps showing up with those types of pieces for you. And then that's now you're this guy. Yeah, because you have to because you got to be nice. I wear desert fabric all day. But Peru is admitted to drowning a bag of kittens. So it's huge. Now, I wonder do they acknowledge it or do they move on? I think they have to move on. Now they, I don't know how are they going to acknowledge us? No, fielding, going to oh, Mary, did you look the kittens in the pool? Would she see you going to make a, if I was going to make a cheeky joke about it, if I was a cheeky little monkey on British Bakeoff, you know what I would do is I would

make whenever you got a big cookie challenge, you make a bunch of little kitten shaped cookies and you serve it in a big bag. Today all burgers are being tossed with making 11 identical kitten cakes. That would be incredible. You put in a big bag being like, drown these bro you bitch. Right. But no, no, no, I care. Like this is fine So this is okay. It will be drowned in a French-apan sauce And will be drizzled with a cranberry cream now. She's admitted to this in her memoir. I'll try anything one

I like to see what else she's done. All right, to prove the proof, Lisa and her mother had told her, and then 11 years old to kill the baby animals hours after the birth. My mother and I, then 11, had just drown some kittens on the weeks I imagined those poor dead creatures. Doesn't sound anything like her. Too many kittens with a frequent occurrence. And they had to come a day with nothing other,

and they were able to find homes for us with another litter litter decided to drown on a later bitch. Leith then recalled this from the independent. She recalled that she tried to persuade her mother against it, but my protest went with the firm. Darling, it has to be done. Only a few hours ago, they'll hardly know that it's happening.

Which is true, man, portions don't know fucking dumb shit, dude. They don't know flush him down the toilet, right? But she didn't know she despite her mother's assurances, however, the TV personality said that unfortunately the kittens have fought like devil for life. Come on. It's awful. No, it's really awful. I held the bag under the monitor until the last kitten had stopped mulling. Yep. She did that. Yeah. I don't know why she put that in her memoir. She could have left it out.

That was it. That I got a feeling that was one of those things that their editors said, like, why aren't you taking this now to there? She's like, no, no, this is, this is something that is absolutely it is central to my character as a director. Look, I will not be a handsome to woke Coat you this great kittens are quite boozy You cried you look up a little bit franget bad You know, I do understand you killed that thing. Yeah, I killed a rat

Things kill people die. Yeah, I killed a really big rat It wasn't a new tree. We know that now. I killed a really big rat Yeah, if you're a country kid, yeah, you can do it. Suffolk it's got. I did one of the most horrifying events of my childhood. We had this box of kittens. Our cat had kittens. And I was really excited every morning before school. I go out. We kept the kittens in a box in the garage. Every morning before school, I go out and I check out the kittens before I was like six. And I went out one morning and found that the Tomcat that had impregnated our cat had slaughtered all of the kittens in the most brutal fashion. It was just a big box of

gore that was just waiting for me and I freaked out. I just lost my fucking mind. But then they still sent me to school anyway. After about like two hours of me, just like I just fucking lost it in class, just like I couldn't fucking handle it, cause it's just goor, goor, goor, goor, just so much fucking, just a chunks of kittens just flying through my fucking brain. And then they sent me home.

Hey, hey, they finally sent me, it took a while because they thought I could just tough it out, but. Yeah. Turns out a six year old gets real fucked up when he sees like a big box of gore, like the thing that he loves and looks forward to seeing every day that gets turned into just like a fucking blinder.

Your father just was like, he's not gonna be a rancher is. You know, he's just standing there and you watch you come home trembling, being like the kids, the kids, the kids. And then he's looking at your big strapping brothers. And they're out there like stomping on fucking dogs heads. You know, I mean, like, do it all the time. That's what my brothers are very kind to their goal.

No, I know they are. They're very kind to their very kind of the very kind, very kind men both. They were just not as affected, not quite as affected. Yeah, because I don't really like their their their hunters. They love hunting. They do that all thing. I don't like killing stuff. I just I'm not just never liked it. I think that was part that actually might be why because being faced so much gore. Um, and then seeing the animals that transferring from, you know, from love for these things that are living and so cute and so tiny. Um, then suddenly they become just pilots.

I just chucks. Like it's fucking fallout three and you're just finding gore bags. Because that's my issue. So I do know I would have to, because I like meat. Yeah, but I've never gone hunting. And I have mostly honestly truly, it's the hours. Yeah, so early.

It's so early. It's not fun for me. It's awful. And I don't think you would be. You wouldn't like walking up Is that where do they come from when do they come? Hey, is it gonna be like an hour or more? Can I watch you to actually they do on my they do yeah? I thought you're supposed to sit there and then take in the shadows

Well, it depends on how serious you want to get with it. But yeah, sometimes they do just sit there and watch it on their phones while they're waiting for the deer to come up. But I feel like I could shoot the thing. See that I have a hard time with cutting it up. But now I also, but then pardon me, it makes me feel really sad. I feel really sad. I accidentally, and this is true.

I hurt a mouse like as it was stuck up inside where my gate opens. And it like, I definitely heard it and felt, I felt horrible all day. But then, did you take it to, did you put it up? It's misery. No, because I knew the cats were coming. So what's the cats came? What's your cat?

Because my neighborhood cats, I watched them. We're like, the way the cat looked at something like that where it was like, yes. Excellent. And so I just knew that where it was like, yes. Excellent. And so I just knew that they were going to come clean up the job. Fair enough. I wish I would have been able to do that with a- No, because I looked at it and then I saw the cat sex, because it was like, why can't

I have to? Because I was just going to put it on the street and it was going to roll over with the car. Yeah, that's actually pretty good. Right? Yeah, that was back. It would have been a much better thing to do than the stomping. Yeah, I do not stop in it.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't think I can do it. No, you couldn't, because I think what you would hate is you would hate unless, see, if you got a clean shot, clean kill, what you wouldn't be able to do. It's super sleep. Yeah, like I was fucking back in the day.

No, when I was doing my fucking, when I was full on my fucking call, not call it duty, but I did my fucking, my favorite one. Golden eye? Not, well, I liked golden eye, but I liked the Wistoo Land parties. Bucka, bucka, shoot you in a fucking head. Yeah, it did halo.

Yeah, of course halo. I love halo, Rob. I also like fucking whatever. Yeah, whatever. It didn't even forward. It doesn't matter. No, what you would hate is that you would not do a clean kill. You might take it down, you might have to follow it for a little while. You're gonna have to follow that trail of blood.

It's a lot of work. And then once you get there, once it finally runs out of blood, or once you get a second shot on it, you have to walk up to it, and it'd be laying there on the ground, going, yeah, that makes me sad. I'm already sad. I'm already sad. And then have that one eye that it would just be staring at you and it's looking around and it's gonna roll up and back, and then you have to fucking, and then you have to shoot it in the head. Yeah, that makes me already sad. I didn't have that one eye that it would just be staring at you and it's looking around and it's gonna roll up and back and then you have to fucking, and then you have to shoot

it in the head. That makes me really sad. I have watched lambs just get butchered. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, but that's quick. That's clean. But yeah, I already get the long drawn out like, you know, the actual act of killing a person they say is like really awful because like some guys love it.

Some guys did. That's why we're in we're at part of this, is the light leaving the guy's eyes. No, no, that's, that's, they say it's like actually beating someone to death and like having a, or even killing someone in any way as it can be a very long drawn out, awful process. It's hard to kill a human.

It's really difficult to kill someone. You really got it. Unless you got a gun, but even then, if you just shoot them in the wrong place, they could take a long time to die. You got to shoot them again and again and again. And you're just making noise. And then the guy's going, oh, oh, oh, oh. And that's a lot to deal with.

It truly is. Yeah, I'm not going to be on it. Yeah, you're not going to be on it. But I also, I'm not going to give proof. I'm not going to give her a thumbs down for drowning in the bag of kids. It's a different time. She's 82 years old.

She's allowed to do it. She's talking about something that happened in like 1953. Yes, if she had done this last week, she had a ration book. Yeah, we would have talked about it in different terms. If she was just doing an on set at GBBO, being like, this kids is everywhere. I know and knows what, you mean like,

she's bringing the kittens in. Like, they're not, they're not naturally occurring out here. this kids is everywhere. I know and knows what you mean like she's bringing the kittens in. Like they're not rent. They're not naturally occurring out here. She's bringing, she's acting like their best. You know, that would be bad. But at least we're not this guy. Because again, the reason why I know I won't hunt is because I don't have patients and this guy has patients. But it's not good. Now, we finally at Trick or Treat was this year and I was really happy for him. We a lot of kids coming out of the gate. I liked this, but you know.

We didn't have Trick or Treaters. I asked my next door neighbor if it was a Trick or Treat in neighborhood and he says no, because it's orthodox. Well, they got no, also there's no sidewalks. Yeah, we have no sidewalks, are we? Yeah, it's a little bit difficult. But this place here, man, this guy, just, this might turn you off on the cousin. So this guy, he, uh,

licked the striker traders here. Again, difficult to do. Uh, and then he pointed a gun at her mom. It, this is really, this is bad. This is Severn, Maryland, a man, again, licked the striker traders ear, followed her home on Halloween and Severn verne. And then he tried to enter the girls house before pointing a gun at the mother. Now, he said that out there, he was just... He's giving out candy. He doesn't, I mean, I know this is Maryland, but he's got a Stephen King name,

Cedric Stephen Payne. He really does. That is a main Stephen King name. They don't really put, they don't want a detail in this report. So the victim's mother reported that Payne's licked her daughter's ear while she was chik-chik treating at his house. Let me just, okay, uncouth question.

Long tongue or tall daughter. Like, how does he one get so close? You bend down to give her candy. You bend down and put candy like directly into the... Come on, come on, give camera. And you be so. I guess you do do a little bit of that and then it's an adult so you don't really know what to do, I guess. I don't know. I mean, if he's getting down, like I think you'd be surprised at how

spry a 66 year old man can be like how he could like snap out like a cobra and just Yeah, I guess yeah, I guess I don't think it's gonna happen so fast. You're not even you get it's gonna happen before you have a chance to react Yeah, everyone's like, ah Yeah, there's no Here's a picture. Oh, here's a picture of him. He looks sorry No, that's on him. Oh, no, no, no picture of this guy. Yeah, I get a picture of this guy He does not look sorry in any way him. No, no, no, no picture of this guy. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I see the picture of this guy.

He does not look sorry in any way whatsoever. Oh, wow. You know, it's fine. And you know why he's able to get the tongue out so fast because he only has one tooth. And he gets way, yeah, he's got the pervert window. Where he's at, where he's at. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it looks like a little stick.

Yeah. So then he followed her home after he licked her ear. And the mom pushed him back to keep her from entering and then pains. He pointed a handgun at the mother pulled the trigger, but the gun did not fire. So that is, yeah, it's not good. On because, uh, God, they went, they went to execute a search for it at his home. They found two handguns, one shotgun and 22 caliber rifle and ammunition. It's not good. But he's still got off of $5,000 bond. So he's free. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's out there. Well, and oh, my God, did you see a fucking TV station actually went and didn't interview with him and got to get his side

of the story. What just said story, I thought she was a postage stamp. He was just trying to tell her a secret. Yeah. Oh wow. Where is this? He said, this is off of blaze media, the blaze.com. I think that's what's his name's old thing. He said, quote, no, let me tell you something. She was standing there and I was standing here and then he got up and I said, boo. And she ran over there and I ran over there. And I was gonna tell her mother, I didn't do nothing.

I didn't touch her. I do the same joke with my grandson. He jumps every time. Yeah, that's your grandson. Okay. And he said he didn't pull a gun on anyone. Yeah, definitely not. He is.

I don't know, man. I feel that he is trying to use grandfather privilege here. And I think a grandfather privilege more often than that needs to be revoked because this idea of just oh yeah this guy do you want to hear directly from him yes please did you know that girl's ear no I tell her let me tell you something if you were sitting right there and I was sitting here and she she got up and I said oh she, she ran over there, I ran over there and I was gonna tell her mother, I didn't do nothing, I didn't touch her, you know?

I do the same joke, my grandson jumps every time. Please say the girl ran home. Yeah, of course it is, you just tried because you were nibbling on your grandson's ear. Well, just, I just feel like there's a, they're coming in to, never be within three feet of somebody else's dog. Never mind their child.

You're, I mean, like, never be anywhere near unless you ask permission. You can ask permission, can I pet your dog? Oh, yeah. And then we pet your dog. Let me get close. Can I just tell you a grand sum a little secret? I work over at the zoo three days a week. So I'm so tired. My hands are so cramped up from all the hardk walk I do with the elephant

So why don't you tell you crazy close Yeah, sure Oh, yeah, go on and get the secret wait a second first of all let me count your teeth for yeah Absolutely, oh, yeah, you got oh oh, wow, you got fucking, that's it. You got more teeth in your mouth than you have chances left. What's the secret? You're going to want to get into treasury bonds. The federal interest rates going up are actually really good for getting into a long, long term bond with the US Treasury. Holy shit. Is that the sound of a douchey area advice? Wow. That is a secret. I don't know if you're that. No, I'm just

kidding. I want to suck my dick. I want to suck my girl. Not much of a secret. Yeah, so leave the children alone. Never kiss them. Never kiss them. Never tell them a secret. Never tell children a secret. So, I want to tell your child a secret. You say, you tell me and then I'll tell them.

Yeah, I'll let me first of all. Let me decide. Let me decide what secret goes into my child's brain. Yeah, you tell me that I tell that I'm the secret. I'm the secret keeper. I do that. That's what I do. Yeah. God, he's like, it's his face too. Because he's like, oh, it smells like cigarettes. Yeah, it does. No, it smells like cigarettes and just old sweatshirt. Eh, eh, eh. I can smell that old sweatshirt. Fly from North Korea.

So I got another fucked up story here. Sure. Why stop now? Why? This is, again, it's scary. All of this stuff around it is very frightening, but the end result isn't as frightening, but it's just more of you.

You never know. That's what this whole story is about is, you never know. You never know what? You just, you never know what's going on behind a man's eyes. Truthfully, you just, you never know what somebody else's burdens are.

Your battles are. True. I'm with a common table with. All right. And why like this is like the type of person you might want to be really nice to. I feel like this is a type of person that you might want to be really nice to.

And it's important to remember that this is why you should just be kind of nice to people in general because you never know when somebody is going to be like this. You never know if somebody is Steve Buschimmy and Billy Madison. I don't call that. Yeah, exactly. Of course.

So this is a Colorado man with explosives. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, exactly. Of course. Yeah. So this is a Colorado man with explosives. He was wearing tactical gear. He died at Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park. Now it's more about how we found himself and what he was surrounded with. That makes it really, really fucked up. Now this comes from the daily beast. So there was a, there's not as many details right now.

We don't always motive obviously because we know what was going on, but we found this basically a guy who's found in the women's restroom, which honestly, the restrooms are very commonplace in public parks for people to commit suicide. And that's where he did it. And when they do, when they find, no, that well, yes, that's where my high school, not my teacher, but my girlfriend's best friends teacher committed suicide after it became public that he was having sex with several students. And then he went to the public restroom of park and he did it. Yeah. And then they had open casket and they put a whole like plastic thing all over his head and stuff. And I remember making the joke at the casket being like, they should have given my hat.

And then everyone got really mad at me. Everyone was mad. Like, girlfriend at the time was screaming at me and then everyone else got really upset. And I was like, he wasn't my teacher. He was fucking the kids. Yeah. Pain he was so insane. And so a personality is born.

I am trying to alleviate pain here. But it's hard. So this guy- I would have laughed. I know that. All right, so he died of this guy. He died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. And when they found the guy, his name is Diego Medina.

Yeah, Diego Medina, that funky, funky cold Medina. He was dressed in black tactical clothing with body armor and a ballistic helmet. He had patches on the armor. They made him look like a police officer. He was obviously setting something up. He was outside of this amusement park. He had guns, explosives, some fake, some real. That's the interesting thing to me. The some fake, some real. That's the interesting thing to me, the some fake some real. He arrived at this amusement park. I guess ready to commit mass murder. We don't know. We don't know. He found that it was closed and unlike a national lampoons vacation, right? Instead of finding it, if this was really like a movie, he'd show up to kill everybody, but then

a super funny affable guard would meet him. And then he'd be like, have you never been on the tilt of jump? And he'd be like, no, I've never been on the tilt of jump. And then they'd go and then he'd discover the joy or roller coasters and he wouldn't kill everybody, right? Right. But that didn't happen. He went to the gate.

It was closed. And then he, I guess, decided to kill himself. And so then he committed suicide and they left a note next to his body. Um, he had, it was scrolled on the wall of the woman's bathroom. And it read, I am not a killer. I just wanted to get into the case. Oh, so bizarre. It is very, very bizarre. Yeah. The weapons found in Medina were the ghost guns, which is the, you've heard of these. Yeah, I've heard this. Yes, kind of these things, but it was unregulated firearms

where you could basically 3D print their parts and put them all together so they're untraceable. But I guess what's really weird is the fake and real improvised explosive devices. That's very strange. Several fake hand grenades, real and fake pipe bombs, and they're all just sort of scattered around his body.

It was very strange too, because obviously a lot of planning went into this crime or the plan of this crime. And then he just kind of abandoned it in a way or because there's, and I'm again, I'm glad that it didn't. Yeah. But there's many ways to find out if amusement park is open before going. You could check the website. You could check to see if it's open. Like, I do feel the go to the website.

I actually kind of maybe wonder if he did that and because you know, we always talk about with serial killers and people who commit crimes about how like, they set up the, the, the scenario where they feel like they where they can justify their decision where they haven't quote unquote no choice. Yes, but then or maybe the opposite can also be true. Yeah. In many ways where you set yourself up to fail. So you see a lot of people who do that where they show up with, especially people who commit suicide by cop, people do various things where they, they basically want to be killed,

want to be fucked up, and maybe that's why he had fake bombs. To make himself look more or maybe he was trying, or maybe he was trying to create some sort of panic, like he was gonna plant all of these fake bombs with the real bombs around. Wasn't that a thing in Columbine 2? Were they not fake bombs, but they were good. The guy who's a cause pay us all around. No, they were the, in Columbine, they were the body count should have been, if there had been a lot of work, would have been so, so much higher.

It would have been the dozens, like I think it would have been something like a hundred or three hundred or something like that. But now they're going in an incredible body count if their pipe bombs would work. If it had worked. Yeah, but now it's very interesting because down there like he has had no criminal history. They don't they're now trying to put together all the pieces of like how do we get here? How to get all the stuff. There's been no record of him, you know, owning guns before or doing anything like he

just kind of I don't know or is it all for show? Is it all To for some other game that we don't understand. Yeah, where he died by suicide But then by having all of this he would be remembered and reported upon but some but he also went but he wouldn't Have to kill anybody. He wouldn't kill anybody. So, but he would still be in news reports and his death would still be remembered talked about in this way. Maybe we kind of one day will do more and more of an examination of

mass shootings. It's like we talk about how like domestic terrorism is a maybe a more appropriate way to talk about mass shootings more often than not because a lot of them have goals, right? A lot of them have, I think that they're trying to express when they are doing a mass crime in that way or they are or we also kind of talk about in the other side where if it's not a family annihilator, sometimes it's just a to put it in really gross terms, a very elaborate suicide, right, where you are doing. This is a way to explode yourself and bring other people with you.

Where something is almost like the complete opposite where he's doing something to me. There's a part of me that feels like he was trying to do something. Because you know when the music parks open or closed. And so there was something about you can also wait. You could I mean, yes, you know, or maybe that was he was just ready to go. And then he got there and that this was like, fates way of telling you that you fucked up. Or you just find who you just sat there and thought about it and figured at the end of

it like, Oh, no, this is a really horrible. I hate this. This is a horrible thing to do. I hate how this makes me feel. I hate that I'm the type of person that would think of doing this and then, you know, you're looking in there and he's like funky, cold, Medina. He's like looking in that rear-view mirror and he's being like, brother, man, you should be a DJ, man.

Yeah. Not this, dude. Not this. We shouldn't be here, man. No, we should be fucking, we were supposed to send in our tape to master's chef. Yeah. Anybody we're here. Yeah. Anyone we're here. Yeah.

Anybody can come back. You can come back from anything. Well, I completely agree with it. If you are now currently sitting in your car covered in tactical gear and fake IEDs, I want to say, man, start a podcast. Do something. You know, like this is your time. You could do it on your iPhone dog.

It's easy to do, man. Something. Turn to something constructive. Something constructive. Something constructive. Something constructive. But this is a, I mean, this is a terrifying thing. You know, everything have to be monetized though. Exactly.

Do it just for your, I don't make any money with my music. Never will. He's making, he's losing money. I'm losing a lot of money making my music. I'll be equipment. So much. It costs things synthesizers. It's a fucking zero sumler. All right, it's

really is. I do it because I love it. Yeah, so you know, do something because you love it, but this would have been collecting tactical gear. Even if it is collecting tactical gear, just so long as you don't ever do anything tactical. No, it's where to the bank. Have fun with it. Be like, I'm not great. Yeah, go to this grocery store, wearing your tactical gear, but not arm. No, don't take your guns out in public. No, don't be that asshole. Get where you get you some cardboard guns. Yeah, maybe you can have in your hand.

Or maybe like a big inflatable gun, like the kind that they use in Hoothrae and Roger Revit. Yes. Yeah, that'd be great. But this would have been like an absolutely terrifying place to do a mass shooting, because like the layout of this reminds me of the Andrews Brevick shooting,

because this adventure park, it can only be reached by, or guests actually reach it by Gondolas. All right, so yeah, they would hear stuck on the island. Yeah, so yeah, you're basically stuck on the island with this guy, just like the kids were during the whole, you know, Andrews, Brevick massacre, which will be getting into here very soon. God can't wait,

can't wait for that one. Let's look at a hero though. I mean, I like this. Yeah, you're allowed to do this. We're going to figure out this segment, but you have you have you chose this. I, well, it's because it's a Texas text. Yes. It's a, it's a Lubbock story. It's a Texas tech story. Finally, a possum came on the field and put the Texas tech football team out of its misery for a little bit. He was able to interrupt a game. Thankfully, Texas Tech won that game against TCU, but a possum came out on the field at good old Jones stadium and just screamed and screamed as they dragged him off the field, going, I love possums. I love possums so much.

He's a chunky little guy. Yeah, we have possums. My neighborhood is named Bob. He's big fat possum. Love Bob possum. I like possums. Yeah, this possums great. But yeah, it's Texas.

He's a happy man. Texas Tech's doing real bad this year. That sounds like it's not a good home. It's not a good home. That's not a good home. But they're four and five. They lost to BYU this year. God, bring your underwear.

It's not good, man. It is not good. But look, they got him by the tail. Yeah, he is. He is getting dragged out. Wow. Yeah, he looks like a former president on his way to trial. You know what? but good for him.

They didn't exterminate him. Good for him. And he's a hero because many times the animals have been known to die in that stadium. How? You know about the horse committin' suicide. Oh, yeah. Maybe that's what it was trying to do. Maybe he was trying to do, hopefully he gets stomped on by a fucking biopop.

By a big football player. No, that was the, yeah, that, the famous, yeah, the horse that just ran straight into the wall. I just, you know, I'll never understand college sports. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? For children. So are the men that you watch every Sunday on it? Like those guys are maybe a year or two older than the guys that are playing college football. Yeah, but it happens a job. Yeah. I mean, I don't really why I watch NFL just when I'm now home. Yeah. Yeah.

I just sit there and I watch it and time just passes. This has been a strange affectation for you this year. Yes. Why? It's associative. It's really nice. You just sit. You put it on there.

You know what I mean? I could start to say stuff to me like, oh, that DJ. I could say stuff like that about like wide receivers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That wide receiver. He's really not pulling his weight. Yeah. He needs bigger hands. Yeah. He needs a better secondary. Yeah. That's what I started. You start to say stuff like that.

Yeah. And guys listen more. Yeah. What do you think about like, who's your team? I don't have one. You don't have one. No. I just watched it ever. I'm literally pleased with whatever football

is just kind of on there. Okay. Yeah, and I watch some of it. And in a way, that's pure. You know, I just, I, I, I, is it weird to say, it's not that I feel joy, it's that I feel nothing. I think that's why a lot of people watch sports. Yeah, I watch it because I feel nothing.

Yeah, well, I mean, you feel joy when you watch your team, but if you're just watching it, but if you're just watching it again. People do, yeah, but I'll watch an exciting play. Yeah. And then I kind of switch on off deciding whether or not I'm gonna root for the team or not, that whatever, normally whoever's winning.

It's who you root for. Yeah, you are that type of guy. Unless it's like a sub-mother, unless it's a team I'm supposed to dislike. Oh, okay. You know, they're like, but now I'm rooting for my amy Dolphins, because the head, as long as the team I'm supposed to dislike. Oh, okay. You know, they're like, uh, but now I'm rooting for my amy dolphins, because the head, oh, that's nice.

It's fine. Again, it just feels time. Okay. I just now understand that's why guys do that. Yeah, I did that with Legos. Natalie loves Legos. I'm getting super into Legos. And if she loves Legos, guess what, man, they are fucking expensive.

They're really expensive. And they're also huge. Yeah, they're massive. And they will fill your home. And if she loves Legos, guess what, man, they are fucking expensive. They're really expensive. And they're also huge. Yeah, they're massive. And they will fill your home. And the prop note is that just don't use it as complete decoration your home, because eventually you do look like Chris Chan. And it's unfortunate.

Also, I'm not supposed to bring it up, but I did watch Chris Chan's new video. It's not good. And they got a lot. They got higher production value., they got higher production value. They got a higher production value. Don't worry, they deny the charges because they were, of course, the charges of having sex with their own mother.

Yes, but because they were dropped by their dementia-ridden mother. So everything's cool. So wait, so he said that he didn't, they did not have sex with their dimension-ridden mother because they were dropped. The charges were dropped. The charges were dropped.

So no, it couldn't possibly have happened. So, uh, but don't worry, they're going to make new content. But what I have been told, which is true, that you don't want to cover or be anywhere involved in the Christian world because it follows. Yeah. That it's, it gets a, it's a bull. It seems like a smell that sticks to your clothing. People come for you.

So people want me to be a historian. I've thought about it. I've been kind of slowly but surely dipping my shins in there. I did listen to you talk about it quite a bit on tour last year. I watched hours and hours and hours and hours and hours. And hours of it, there's hours left. Yeah, because they were trying to watch 48 parts of that documentary series.

I mean it, that's like 60 hours. Yeah, because there was a time when I only saw, like before I moved here to LA, I'd only see you when we were out on the road. And all you would talk about was Chris Chan. I had to stop. But now I'm still fascinated because also the person that got,

I believe it's her. Is it her or is it me? I get in trouble no matter what I say. Got you, you know? With the Christian. With the Christian. Yeah. Let's just use the words, Christian.

Ah! Christian is a God, God by a grifter that was doing something inside that God Chris Chan to admit that they had sex with their mother. Right. And that's where the criminal charges came from. Yes. Gotcha.

And then it seems that the dementia-ridden mother who according to reports, nade like a horse when they had sex with each other. Drop the charges. It's not good. It's awful. But eventually, unfortunately, Chris Chan's mother will pass.

And then that house will become Chris Chan's. And then I think we're really in for Chris Chan phase five. Yeah, but do you think Chris Chan is really gonna pay the property taxes? I don't know. All right, I don't know if they're gonna to know who to contact, but we're going to find out because I am, it just comes to me. Yeah.

All right, here we go. I went to some listener emails. This was really interesting because I did want to know, I asked a question about what's about, what's, what's the deal with a legal archaeology and paleontology and why is it so bad? And I do find that it is interesting. A lot of it does have to do just straight up cultural impact. Yeah, we're just digging up places where

most of the time legit, like archeological sites and paleontological sites, we'll talk with the people who live there and have traditionally lived there as they used to call to do this shit here. Yeah. And they either say yes or no. You know, and so it's really, it's mostly, it's that. And then also these guys fuck it up.

Yeah, it's about context, because you can just bring a skull out of the ground and say, look at a skull, I get who? Like you have to have a skull. You can. You can. Not if you want to clean any knowledge. You're correct. From said, go.

Now, you have to look at the context. You have to see the way the body fell. If you're trying to figure out like how dinosaurs, you know, took care of their young, you have to look at the context. You have to see the way the body fell. If you're trying to figure out like how dinosaurs, you know, took care of their young, you have to look at in the context of where the dinosaur skull was found in relation to eggs or in relation to footprints or other dinosaurs. Oh, yes. So you're escorting this one later. Basically, the reason that a dinosaur skull was illegal for Nick Cage to have was because it was legally smuggled out of its home country into the US. And many countries says, as Mongolia, where that skeleton came from,

fossils are considered national treasures and the property of the country once unearthed. So I think that's very interesting. They're more or less illegal to privately alone, alone. Obviously, the specifics were very, very a bit from place to place, but that is the gist of it.

The US is a bit of an outlier, and that you can just go and dig stuff out of the ground and claim it for yourself as long as it's not human remains. Yeah. As a result, countries like Mongolia really don't like it when their cultural heritage gets stolen and sold to a bunch of rich dudes to show off in their mansions. Totally understand? Notified the US authorities at the skull, which was being put up for auction at the time

at forged custom papers leading to a legal case. Cage, who had purchased the skull by the time the order came down, returned it when he discovered it was stolen and the dealer trying to sell it was arrested. So that is very interesting. So there's that. There's also, I asked him about the legality of Gimp contracts. Yes. This is some very interesting answers on this one. Yes. I yes. Hey guys, while I'm not a Gimp, I've been an active member of the BDSM community is both a DOM and a sub for around 10 years. You guys said you weren't sure whether or not

the contracts we sometimes sign hold up in court. So I thought I'd let you know what's up. The contracts are not legally binding in so far as, quote, you have to be my slave for X amount of time. But more of a safety net if boundaries are crossed. You have proof that both participants looked over the limits in place and agreed to them.

For instance, you're tied up and your partner pulls out a scalpel. They only cut your thighs a little, so no lasting harm was done, but it was definitely against your rules. You can then go to court and say that you were assaulted with proof against the he said, she said, you may come up against. That's a very specific example.

But that's real though. That's real as fuck example, but that's, but that's real though. That's real as fuck during the BDSM community. That's very interesting is any time frames or other things the parties are obligated to or more so that they both have a clear definition of what's expected out of their roles. It can also be potentially give context for the way in which they treat each other if things go to court for some reason. So we kind of, that is interesting. Now it's way more for your own personal proof. And here, yes, an attorney also answered. I also think about

writing in on legal questions. When you asked about the BDSM contract, I thought I'd share a contract that was in an agreement between two people in which one was dominant and one was submissive would not be legally enforceable or valid. First contracts for illegal things that are not enforceable, ie slavery. Second, there could also be a defense of unconscionability that basically says that if a contract is offensive or shocks the conscience would not be enforceable. Contracts for BDSM are for show and not a legal document. So that's very interesting. It is very interesting. I think that we came upon something very good here. I have nothing to say.

You fucking, you fucking. All right, that's the three emails. We're gonna do some creepy shit. As always, we've got a good, we've got a super long one. Then I'm not gonna read the right number and do it safe. All right, sounds good. Good there. Live every day.

You sign that Gimp contract, you're god-of-y himself. Yeah. Okay, I know again, then you lose autonomy, but at least then you know, because then you can laugh when he's re-menu with a bowling ball pin because you have specifically put that item four, section C, things that can be put in button, right?

And that is on the list, because you wanted in there and you've been fucking surprising. You've been, you didn't want in but, right? And that is on the list, because you wanted in there and you've been fucking surprising, you didn't want any surprises, right? But you were surprised when you found out that that felt good, because you didn't learn it until you were in a league. And then a dendum. Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden,

you're in a league and now you gotta do it. Yeah. Because now your buddy Carl's super into it. And then you'll get and go off with Carl. Because Carl understands you'll love Carl and you'll love your relationship with Carl because unfortunately your wife just wasn't caught in the mustard. And Carl doesn't care about sticking things up your butt.

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