Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Loab

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest true crime stories including the Virginia country club with a 9/11 themed menu, US government cutting back on UFO disclosure, "Loab" the A.I. generated nightmare figure, a Q obsessed man murders wife in Michigan, Bigfoot butt prints, Listener Time Slips, and much, much, MORE!

So I just want to take this episode, the beginning of side stories this week, to maybe just say, if you heard me on this week's Serious XM episode about tales of the reptilian, I was coming in a bit hot about the death of the queen. I feel like you were coming in, you were a Polish man from Queens, you were allowed to have your opinion, certainly look at the people that she colonized and ruled over. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her.

I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her you're asenable and there sad, personally.

Also, I get it, if you can't make fun of the queen now. If you can't make fun of the queen, then you can literally make fun of no one. Absolutely not. If you are sad that the queen is dead, don't forget, she hated you. She hated you. She had actual disdain for you as a person. So dry those tears up. Don't worry, direct all of your affection towards King Charles III because he needed

you to grow his fingers back. I thought you said that we're not calling him king. We're calling him Chuckie Sausage Fingers, and I look those Sausage Fingers up do yourself a favor and just type in Prince Charles Sausage Fingers. Oh, yeah, I didn't see this before. I don't know anything about the stupid fucking Royals Why would I he was called the pampered Prince? Did you know that he didn't put his own toothpaste on his toothbrush? Isn't that crazy? We need to continue this episode because I'm literally gonna get this all We're gonna be taking off all the the all of the feeds if I talk about my feelings about Kings But it's what's the name of the gal that he's with now Kamala Camila Camila. What one of the ladies?

Oh, yeah, we talked about here Camilla Camilla And we talked about how he used to write like love net because again British people love each other weird They get like hypersexual in a way that I don't understand this won't be like Oh dear how I wish I could sit upon your bottom My box to be on your bottom. I would have your little thoughts on Tuesday little thoughts But when he wrote love letters to Camilla Prince Charles, it was all like, oh, I wish I was the Tempon I wish I could slide my set up inside of you And his fingers kind of look like little tampons. All right, everyone welcome to side stories Ben Gissel here hanging out with Henry Zabrowski

Yeah, I hope everyone had a fun weekend I know your weekend wasn't nearly as much fun as people had in Virginia at a country club who had a 9-11 themed menu Oh, well, you know, that's okay. We can't all have fun all the time Okay, we talked a little bit about this on the road, right? So first of all, thank you to everybody who came out this weekend. We had such a good weekend of shows It was really fun But you know doing shows at 9-11. It's got a new feel now Especially flying on 9-11 when you have a 12-hour flight and you're like, wow, this is so exciting and fun

I will say I wasn't screamed at once I was really expected to be barked at more because people get especially during 9-11 times people like you know How many times you just get your moisturizer thrown out for some reason? It's an emotional day Um, but it was nice. Everyone was very they were very happy. But I today is what we were talking about was the When does 9-11 become a barbecue day? Well, I actually thought around 20 years It would be I don't know why it's not a national holiday already. They should give us the day off I mean, obviously this one fell on Sunday The Emmys did not take off for 9-11 the Emmys took off because it was the first weekend of NFL football

And NFL football had like a hundred million viewers and the Emmys had six million So they just were like, how do we make an excuse because we can't compete with actual 9-11 even though half of Hollywood is fueled by Saudi It's all money. It's all oil money. It's all money from the Middle East. It's filtered into all the movies. Congrats, everybody You love it. Um, but again, but some people still have gone too far because still it's a somber day, right? It's a somber day. It's a day of remembrance. Absolutely. We're not ready fully yet I'm just saying it'd be nice to maybe add some levity But one country club and I think that's really what it is is that it was a country club and also this was in Mananassas

Oh man asses Virginia right by Washington DC. So you would think perhaps Let me someone that went to this country club was there on 9-11 And if you are there in 9-11 to be honest, you can do whatever you want guy things These are all people that made a lot of money in the stocks. Oh during 9-11 Yeah, so this place called the clubhouse restaurant in Aqua Harbor Stafford, Virginia Now what they had this thing was called Patriots Day 2022. That's how they changed it. It's a rebranding of 9-11, right? Sure

And what I love it take a little bit of this menu now people are getting upset because they felt that the menu was crass But a lot of these are actually very This is very clever wording here. I like the um 9-11 oysters the 9-11 oysters I feel again, you could have packaged it. Maybe it's cuz you get 9 to 11 oysters You don't know how many you're gonna get right? I think 9-11 oysters are probably the worst ones There's the never-for-get sampler, which I think is fantastic 977 shout out that's what you get you get two cups of 29 77 Chowder which is like which is kind of sad because it didn't all the people become chowder

And I think it's inappropriate and it's terrible to even think about it like that. Absolutely the flight 93 redirect crab dip Well, all right, it's again. It's a word again. It's a mouthful But I will say the words to put it's like when you have to go to remember We have you back in the day when you go to Denny's back in the day back on yesterday Yes, you shouldn't do that while you're telling me hurts. No, I haven't had Denny's in a long long time with the moons over my hammy Right, you have to ask for that. You they would do that you'd go to Denny's when it when moons over my first came No, no, I'm not trying to scare you. Okay, but when you used to first go to Denny's

I remember the waitress being like I want the hammy and she'd go what is it the moons over my hand? Yeah, and then you had to say the whole thing. Otherwise you want the hammy. Okay, what does that even mean? You want me to punch you in the back of the head? What does that mean? I don't know and remember how I hop did the whole rooty-tootie fresh and fruity. You better ask for a rooty-tootie And fruity see how difficult it is It is difficult, especially when you're absolutely hammered off of pure and utter sugar And is this not even more difficult to say the first responder shrimp flatbread? Well, then you don't get it That's what's strange is that also weird shrimp flatbread. I dislike

I don't know that concept of shrimp flatbread does not mean anything to me. That's not that's not a good meal But it's kind of like just thinking of EMTs covered in that toxic 9-eleven soot And the first thing that they want to get is a piece of crispy not even pizza dough Right shit-ass flatbread with just a bunch of curled-ass ocean bugs. I love shrimp on it But for our EMTs for our first responders, I don't like it whatsoever Of course when it comes to shrimp that is what I ate I eat spicy shrimp and that is what hurt my stomach. So be very careful with your shellfish Occasionally, I'll do something in it and gives you a little tummy ache

But I will say this the amount of rage addressed at this country club again full of working class people who are helping Very rich aristocrats eat a bunch of shitty food It's not as bad as like us just still suck in the teeth of Saudi Arabia Yes, yeah, none of this is that bad But I will say I feel this more off-brand is that they have they never forget sampler But they also have the remember teeny and about should be flipped. Yes We want to remember teeny. Yeah, you want to remember. I I remember this sampler I remember this sample. Oh, absolutely. I forget where I was when I was drinking all these remember teenies

Absolutely, so according to clubhouse manager George white. He issued what he's calling a me a copa Oh, it is Me a copa me a copa Apologize. Oh, okay. Let me just go out lame here. I apologize for those I fended with the 9-eleven seafood sundae pose My intention was to bring attention To that horrific day 21 years ago. So to honor those who losses so much as well as those who gave everything a day We're gonna have a new theme tomorrow

And then he turned it into seafood sundae where it says here Are you ready for some football and they changed it to the field gold? But bread silver chip on it the hot defense dip. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my goodness and the fumble flounder Oh, that's what I want a flounder that was on the ground. Oh, yeah And then touch down teeny which is there you know again, I think God they fixed it He was just trying to be creative with it and again It's not nearly as bad. People are more upset with that than they are 9-11, so let's let's give the guy a break Shall I mean I don't want to get I like dragging him as hard as humanly possible, but still again

You should have had those 9-11 oysters while they were available I agree with you don't believe it's amazing because sometimes it's 9 sometimes it's 10 well It reminds me of many years ago when we were doing this stream Which we might have some information on coming up here in the near future very very soon There was the 9-11 mattress sale. Oh, yeah. Now. Yes, these prices are falling falling falling obviously inferring the The three buildings that well one may be Exploded well, we know now that technically it wasn't according to Marcus with his seal He did all of the temperature. Yeah, he did all I remember he wanted to do four hours of temperature math on that episode

But we cut it down to 20 minutes. We did not too shabby not too shabby, but the deal was good And I think that's what's the most important It's like I don't if I'm in need of a new mattress or if I'm very hungry and I want to buffet oyster I Can look past a lot of stuff. We still eat at Jimmy John's which Hunter, but I stopped doing I actually stepped away from Jimmy John's I my belly doesn't know a lot of politics right because definitely one thing I was a little bit outraged about that I couldn't believe so in Pittsburgh traveling on 9-11 Hungover right doing my duty can hammered in Pittsburgh money back in the economy

I was there on Sunday went to the went to the airport right obviously filled with dread. It's 9-11 I don't want to be it. They're hungover and you're sweaty, but also you're cold and what do I true and then what do I want right? Unfortunately, I know I get it right chick-fil-a is bad. I don't know what they've done I know what I know that they've tried to roll back whatever but still it seems to be the commonplace thing that everybody talks about with chick-fil-a When are you in the mood to eat chick-fil-a Sunday morning, right? When is that fucking stupid restaurant closed every day? Because they believe in their folklore over the reality of Capitalism right they are willing to cut into their own profits because of their stupid beliefs, but I don't play I hate I hate every second of it right because used to be in like you keep your evil doors open so I could eat this on a Sunday

But never mind. That's kind of nice for the employees of a day off. You're right Isn't that kind of you're fucking right, isn't that kind of but then I figure of any day in the world that you chicken people With all of your fucking crooked little You know the little world over there that on any day that you'd be open on a Sunday It'd be 9-11 Sunday 9-11 Sunday and guess what yeah, they'll stay at home while the rest of us were out there on the front lines Yes, I mean you are more kind of sitting on a on a plane kind of drinking Bloody Mary's and and complaining about I would assume some kind of Issue no no no no no no I don't complain once I'm in the sky I don't either because all it does is make everyone uncomfortable around you

I had a horrible person on my flight the other day, but anyway, but yeah, so grandpa corner But yes, that is grandpa corner, but yes, I'm sorry my belly has no pulse. All right Well, let's talk about the space craved war was good for the economy. Yeah, yes, yes, Raytheon. Yeah, I know that Politics short, but it's also good if you're a UFO if you're an unidentified flying object Well, and you want sneak right in because it's it's a it's a who knows what's going on who knows who knows over Kiev This is kind of interesting and I want to hear your thoughts because I have heard in the past that UFOs do appear over Traumatic situations happening on earth. Yes, perhaps to learn how we might or just to see how primitive we still are Foo Fighters have been seen over

World War two people have seen objects Actually, Afghanistan facially very famously has a lot of anomalous Phenomena attached to being out in the middle of the desert seeing weird lights or Triangles Sasquatch Absolutely Foo Fighters are at P. Taylor Hawkins. It's very sad. There was a benefit for him coming up. I can't I it just came out I watch I I couldn't make it through some of the songs. I don't feel emotions fully said But I was I got very emotional. It's also for us, you know, if I die or you die, they'll be like, well They had a pre-bed diet, but for someone like that, you'd be like who's a drummer. He's tight. It's handsome

Yeah, he had heart problems. He had heart issues and shit like and then he was pushing it is hard It's a hard on the road. It is hard on the road. Well, this is going to the skies Ukrainian astronomers so you can trust him because you look at the skies all day and you study stars You do not lie. They claim UFOs are everywhere over Kiev We are seeing an unprecedented amount of sightings come out from the military people have been talking about it's really hardcore But it's also then interesting is that with this new wave, right? We got all these all of these machinations are on the move You got a new UAP task force that it's going to now they're officially going to be Studying UFOs, but now that they're making all these real moves on it

Now the Navy is saying that they're not going to show any more UFO videos that if you see a UFO video that is Quote-unquote leaked from the government to them the one number one That's how they'll say that it's fake because they'll say it's leaked and someone made this up But also they're just saying now there's they're officially not going to okay any of them because they said it's going to harm national security Well, as we know with the amount of money that's been given over to Ukraine for military goods Is it proving the point that they do not come from another planet perhaps they come right from Earth itself? We're gonna see I think there was a recent footage. It was one I saw I forgot where I just I if someone said this to me side stories LP ot l a gmail.com

It was on the high strangeness reddit because that's the only sub reddit I'm in pretty much in the UFOs one. They all they all fight and shit. Yeah, that must be kind of a trip Yeah, that's like layers of nerd that I can't even begin to fathom imagine just I mean like anybody a reddit nerd Who's already like that type of giving god knows what they're like, but then also a ufologist whoa It's a lot, but that's where you get a good you get good ufo news, right? I think you can cycle it through And that's where I find all my little shows and I watch all my little programs and I watch their single handily responsible for all purchase of corduroy You know what you be I don't know quarter rise it a corduroy is an unforgiving material Oh, and you think you follow just like to be more forgiven on a regular basis

They look to be cozy. I mean, you know my my rules for 2022 has been ABC always because he yes And I think and it was working but also again with the with the zeitgeist of fashion That's also playing into it sure because everybody likes the baggy stuff. Look at Billy. I wish I love her She wears the big old shirts Natalie's buying the big shirts. I'm used to wearing she wears the tight ones Now she's wearing a big ones. Yeah, but you know cool now. It's cool Well, she wears like little panties everyone like these ladies that we hang out. Oh, yeah, we work so hard on their bodies Whoa, tighten up a little bit. You know, they work so hard like we we are the baggy pants people No, do not culturally appropriate the big man's size

shirts We are this is you think that this is Appropriation and it's about time. We address it finally and I'm glad we are today But we're gonna see what happens of like I think what there was a so I was asking if there's footage of this What I saw was a recent cylinder at the top of red it and I can't find it again It was a really clear picture that they had a positive for some videos and it was really but I I really think that we're seeing the the beginning of

American technology Looking like UFOs. Mmm. That's what these next couple of phases are gonna be Okay, now that we've publicly acknowledged that there is shit if flash slapping around in the skies We don't know what the hell it is right like they're kind of leaning towards it's a natural phenomena Even though they did come out and straight say they believe that some things piloted like two weeks ago It was when we were on break right came out with this saying like we think that some of this shit's piloted Which is wild it is they're doing that though Just start again hiding in plain sight because now all they could start putting up shit

That looks like UFOs up in the sky and then we don't we were like oh, that's just a UFO It's a UAP. Well, it's possible. I'm holding UFO technology right here with my smartphone in my hands I come through with my finger so According to these individuals at the main astronomical observatory of Ukraine's National Academy of Science It's long so that you know, they're very smart very smart very very smart They say that they have we've seen them everywhere We observe a significant number of objects whose nature is not clear. It's everywhere also. Oh, I forgot Ken star died. Oh fucking

Wow Ken star Wow and now much you remember how Michael overshadowed What will Jay Leno do Jay Leno? He's gonna have to have the dancing Edo's out to mourn I'm so happy Ken star is dead. I can't believe it man. Is it pervert? He's a horrible person I can't wait for all of them to die. Do you remember Linda trip? I do This is just us going you a member. I do you a member 1990 stab on I was 13 years fun the sexy actors in the game that was the Clinton White House Oh, just thinking about that. Just just just a minute. Hi, Monica. Like just that that type of like yeah, Arkansas Oh, six Monica Lewinsky came out. She said well, I have complicated feelings. You can just say fuck him

Yeah, fucking dickhead. He wrote two articles of erotic erotic fiction on the jizz that was on your dress Did it not get bin Laden? Oh, they also say that they are phantoms and Cosmics Well over the side over the skies of of Kiev. Yes, that's what I'm saying is that we it is it's weird There was a there's something going on right now I I love this concept that we are one of the first of the conscious Races in this in the species in the universe and that maybe what we're seeing the reason why we are the entire Universe isn't physically filled with life. It's because we're one of the first and if you look at the actual Time period of how long earth has been around versus how old the universe is and the fact that we you know

It might just be we're like one of the first bunch and then we're all spread all around Maybe that's just an interdimensional flicker that we're seeing well and as one of the first I can tell you one thing the growing pains have been pretty brutal, but nonetheless a Roast as dark as the night Perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes He's just trying to warn you of the bridge the bridge Finally from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack coffee and last podcast on the left We bring you Mothman's red-eye blend. Yes delicious Panama beans go to last podcast merch calm to order yours today

I want to talk about this thing. This is a AI We're gonna see more of this shit right ghosts in the machine As we get more involved with AI obviously we barely we try to understand it We make simplified versions of it that are mostly just chat bots where they can which we we just came up with We did came up against like that guy wearing the fedora the Yes, ma'am. They did like literally was the nerd dude who said that he felt that the chat bot system had went sentient Yes, absolutely, right and but who knows again. It's just talking so maybe like this is debate. What is What is intelligence? Well, it'll be up to us to decide if it's sentient or not and just the way that the human brain works

I know people who think their cat is sentient So I have a feeling that we will infer that power upon it and we will say this is Understands every single thing that I tell her. I don't think she does. I I know She just randomly blinks and no, that's a way You make it up anyway But one thing that's gonna come up. I think a lot with AI is this like it's little It's it's wiggles in the machine. It's ghosts in the machine. Whoo shit It's gonna be weird shit

It's gonna pop up and you're gonna wonder what the hell is this what does it say about us, right? Because if the AI is completely trained by human intelligence, right? Like if we dump it like eventually it's gonna reflect back something that we're like Oh, I didn't know like when we talk about why all of these things go racist all of the chat bots go racist a lot of times Truly because I talked about this at a World history, but sure But also they are programmed by white people half the time and then they have no frame of context like it's this thing

Well, if they were programmed by white people, they would apologize a lot more. I don't know I don't know it's only white people. Um, but There's other shit these images are gonna pop up that kind of have strength of their own now They're talking about this thing called loab, which was an AI generated It's a ghost the thing that has popped up. So this what they make it look so scary. It's it the computer did it Super composite. It was this good with this Twitter account that came out and said that they were playing around with this AI art program and what they did was that they They wanted to do there's a thing that they called negative prompt weights and AI art

Amalgamation wherever they really get into the details of it. Oh god, but he's like well I just think these set up basically you could set it up where you're like I want an image and it's the exact opposite of this other thing So like that They're so scary It's very scary Scary so he typed in Marlon Brando with a negative prop weight saying I want the exact opposite of Marlon Brando Like this around with images and it popped up as this weird Logo this thing that just saw like a bunch of nonsense letters on it and he didn't know why this was he's like, okay

So if I now take this image and I write all it'll take all the the data's within this and then do the complete opposite of that I wonder if that will give me a picture of Marlon Brando. Okay, that would make sense But instead what it did was it created this picture of this very haunting woman? Yes, now this But I mean to be honest kind of looks like Marlon Brando from that one film that we all love the island of Dodd-tomorrow With this strange-looking face. Maybe let me look that up because he's got all that white makeup on I mean like so they took every image of Marlon Brando and this is what AI created. Hey, well, it's the I said the opposite of it Did they put her in these positions though or was the AI like put her in a tub

Well, he kept playing it with it. So then once he put in the word like so when he oh my god Did you don't think popped up after doing the opposite of Brando? One of the thing that popped up was this within her face popped up right when he did the opposite of this of the of the Nonsense letters and yeah, her face popped up and you this word named low ab Appeared behind her like it was the like an album cover and so then he's like alright So I'm just gonna put low ab and play with the low ab and see what else pops up The thing is is instead of like the other the instead of the other prom the way the other prompts reacted where they

Made all this other like weird separate art right the low ab woman kept showing up and It kept degrading and then if you look at this shit, it's awesome It's like absolutely horrible adding her to all of these image searches and it just creates these scenes of Of children being ripped apart by their hands and and people crying blood. It's fucking awesome It looks like the most evil mad god Claimation shit on the face of the planet. Well, what's so bizarre about all of that as well as I don't know if you saw this story

It's adjacent to it not nearly as creepy, but an AI generated art piece Won an award and all of these human painters are like really upset. Oh, yeah, it does it looks beautiful Yeah, they just like totally nailed it. This is a weird slope that we're gonna get into work Like what is what is art? It's you if you stand behind a machine if you know how to manipulate the AI program Then you become an artist because that's you playing with it and I imagine a most of the art Well, if you go to see AI generated art, you are there to see The combination of man a machine that's kind of a point

I would suppose so but then again also when it comes to a sentient nature One of the things is performers and comedians just so talented so talented replaceable We would often say well, they ain't gonna come for our jobs, but in reality if you fed in AI bot every single episode That we've ever done they could probably come up with a 50-minute episode that would sound fairly like it was us I've already seen that done. Well, I've had fans send me transcripts that they've used of us where it's like Yeah, then just really just how many how often we say come yeah Because then it just really it really hits to come hard and you even you look at the AI So I'm like, okay. Alrighty. I that's a lot of jizz jokes, but again, that isn't that our uvra

Isn't it wait? That's where all life comes from. I just wonder why it got so dark if you look at this one This is my favorite one. Oh She looks like a toxic Avenger like yeah Her face is melting and she's got three little like babies made out of like meat and guts like on her shoulders and shit It's fucking great, but you know the AI makes more stuff. I guess I'll find it the interest I think it's interesting, but I also think it's interesting. All these people are maybe we're gonna try to run a meta We just got asked to do a meta thing. Do you remember when we just basically just ask will you make a digital world? I know it's good for people that um have

What's the term exclusive? It was a inclusivity issues Accessibility issues. Thank you for you know, I know it's good for that. But for the most part, what if more little fucking ghosts Start working its way Into those systems too. Like you do like a little meta Meetup group, which we're not going to do because because it's scary. It's very scary for us But the idea of like these things like popping up and he's going We don't know no, we don't know just gonna do that more often than not side stories lpotl a gmail.com He's some kind of computer genius. Tell us tell us. All right. Well, let's move on to a story that it's all too human

And I love this story. It's about a social media influencer now influencer being a human, of course Argentina did you hear this story? I don't know. So there was a vegan in Argentina Who was a social media influencer and they love the vegan lifestyle? Until one day I believe me man when I go out there with my vegan friends and I see how they live their life with vegan golf and vegan pool And they they ride vegan horses and the horses can't eat meat and I just incredible what's offered in the vegan lifestyle So this man really he was hanging on by a thread and we didn't know it. What he was bit by a dog I happened

So this is a vegan advocate who was bit by a dog and then he immediately I kind of loved this went to mcdonald's and stopped being a vegan. See it's Again, it's just a dog. It's all he went to go eat dog meat He said I stopped being a vegan because a dog bit me. So I got angry and said I'm campaigning for the animals And then one of them comes up and bites me. What a fucking what a weak bitch. That's what that's what I stopped being a vegan So he thought he thought that all these other animals would be like thank you for being a vegan But again, they don't they don't care dr. Do little as fiction The animals don't know they don't know

That you post every day saying save the rabbits because they're the ones in the cages They don't know they can't think because they would have freed themselves if they could He's gonna be torn apart by a series of beagles and he'd be like, but that was one of the good ones They don't care. They don't care She says uh, the truth is that I can't pay in for all that veganism vegetarianism all that But a dog bit me on the street and I said wow I'm trying a lot for them and one of their pack just comes up and bites bites me So I went to mcdonald's automatically. He was just looking for an excuse. He was but yeah, again

He would you hey anybody break me? That's so sad because man the dog is not like the un representative of all animals Also, when I think about vegans getting bit by it like we don't really well I don't I don't know argentina doesn't have a dog food culture. No, we don't eat dogs I it's so um, but see we didn't he didn't if he got bit by a cow If you got by a chicken by a chicken it might make a little bit more sense But you haven't even really been fighting for the dog Because dogs aren't really You know what I'm gonna say and this is sad that we're at in 2022

I'm just glad he didn't kill the fucking dog And so that's what you got to do is that your that's your protest if you got to go and eat a hamburger That's fine. I know that like mostly it would just make me skittish around dogs if I got bit by a fucking dog Well, I also if I I mean I get bit by a dog all the time I think I actually had blood on my hands from puffin recently because he hasn't been feeling well So I had to pick him up and put him in tub. Um, I also not like I'm gonna need a big mac I don't feel that I don't have the connection. I just don't have the connection So this man, I think he was just way he probably asked the dog to bite him. Oh, yeah

He was waiting. He was waiting. He needed an excuse if you go that especially You're gonna break being vegan by going to mcdonald's If I know that's how it works like but why the fuck because when you snap when you snap, bro Yes, it's quick. I know people who stop being vegetarian after like 20 years 10 years Yeah, they just go and they got a bunch of chicken nuggets. Well Natalie would like, you know, Natalie's She's a vegetarian for the most part but the most but she mostly it's because she does not like the taste of meat Which actually makes sense. I feel like it's a way to stick to it. If it's political every once in a while You smell that rib. Mm. Yeah, especially down south. You gotta hear anywhere. Mrs. Sip

You walking down you saw a mrs. Sip. We're driving through blokes, right? Driving the sure that little shack over there and he's almost succulent rib you have that not only is it succulent, but it's also farm raised It's right around the corner. You can go right over there. And yeah, that pig. Yeah, he might be dead now But two days ago He was tap dancing having the time of his fucking life like big eating thick-ass corn But at the same time he was living a full and and complete life taught him to read And the next thing you know, he's got to shoot him in the back of the head and feed him But yeah, but up into the moment up to the moment. He was food. He was living an incredible life

That's where you got to go. You let yourself in because technically the God knows how much protein was even in The thingy ate. Oh No, it means McDonald's there's some protein in there. They got meat slurry Yeah, they got their meat little slurry there although they haven't brought back the shamrock shake And I think we need to have a question and answer session with the head of McDonald's whatever sort of um, I don't know What would he be irish? What McDonald's he I mean, yes, he would be irish scottish. She'd be scottish

Speaking of of human beings. Let's this story is a bit of a it's kind of a combo of all this is fucked up Yeah, this story. It's really fucked up and it is just another example. So last Summer, I believe we covered the story of a man killing his two children because of a maga conspiracy theory another another Q and I And the conspiracy theory with the work through his whole brain saying that they had reptile blood in them And he killed them both with a spear gun like you'd use for fishing and then he went to Mexico Now we know that his wife was involved. So that's just one story. It's not good Also, they keep on saying Q rabbit hole, but I think we have to we need to leave these rabbit alone

I mean, honestly, it's not that fucking like they keep saying like you have to go look for it. No, it's it's everywhere It's on the surface. It's Q on so you could just go and look at yeah, it's everywhere. You don't have to go search for it There's a bumper sticker. Yes. So this guy went and he killed his whole fucking family. Thanks to another Q and on Q and on conspiracy theory believing that they were all either shape shifters Or they were part of some deep plan because you know, again, uh, we the way we found out about it, which is Kind of fucked up the surviving daughter Basically the moment it happened put up a reddit post

Saying my father just killed our whole family Jesus immediately because it was in this reddit a subreddit that is all about It's called Q and on casualties where people go and talk about the family that they've lost to this So this is not idea virus. It's not positive. It's more like Q. He's bad. It's very bad. Oh, it's very very bad This guy's name is Igor Lannis. He was 53 Um, he was killed. Uh, he was killed by cops because he started shooting at them too. He did. Yeah Oh, well, it's the problem that they they love being shot at by the cops because then it means they think that it's correct They've created a world

Where their, uh, conspiracy theories become so concrete that they have then decided to make it concrete that we Circulars do we talk about a lot on last podcast about how they set up the circumstances in a way where they make it So it's inevitable quote-unquote that they were going to start murdering where I feel it was the same way where he They say which seems to be very indicative is that as soon as he lost as soon as um 2020 election happened. They uh, they he just went into a deep downward spiral I have, uh, you know, I have some members of our family that are very similar Imagine loving a president so much where you actively get that depressed that they lost the idea that I would shed a tear

When grandpa joe dies is the saddest thing ever like just the concept of caring about a president I don't understand it's so past me that I don't get it But this is this is something else. This is them looking for an excuse to pop off I think that what we're and I'll people call cueing on a cult. I think it's it's got shades of the cult I also believe that it's some form of it's a it's a mind virus We don't really cover it in a bit of a sigh up in its own right, but we uh, we don't really cover very often Most it's too real. It's just the problem. It's intense conspiracy has been ruined We were talking about this on this week's serious show back in 2013

It was uh, it was a motherboard wired had a whole article about reptilians like tongue-in-cheek Keep being like but then none are reptilian It all became real and political fact has all of these different things where it's like queen It's not a real lizard But as I talked about it if someone does unzip and become a lizard I think it would take us a week before they're like we're the lizards are in charge now You mean we would just we would just roll with it just roll I mean, there's just nothing to do because you would just watch this it just strange because again, I feel

Let's put it this way Would he have probably killed his family anyway? Yeah, I bet yes I think a lot of these guys are just looking for it's like why actors go to Scientology because it's Well, they did back in the day was because it was fun to put on a uniform and you pretend you're in starfleet You get to go and believe you're worshiping an alien It's the funnest thing in the world if you're it sounds fun I guess so you get to just give it all up to this fantasy

And I think it's the same thing where you look at that you look at a whole Plotline that you can then insert yourself And be a part of they do it because it gives them what have we seen a lot of coverage our friends over at the Goodliers I watch channel five all the time. Yeah, and you see it all the time It's really just way more about their community have community. Well, according to this dude's daughter Igor Lannis, he was that's the man that committed the murders and was then shot Uh, he was a car designer with no history of violence. No, she says she was extremely he the family was extremely loving But then the dad changed after trump lost in 2020. So I don't know. Maybe it was just

the thing that got him and in in some sad ways he's a A victim of all this disgusting bullshit too, but of course he made no decisions as soon as you make your own decisions Then it's over as soon as you kill your family. It's really difficult to get a lot of Sympathize and she was just at a birthday party. So then she came home and she's like, what? No, it's very scary very very scary Family's done. That's why just uh, let it go Just let it go Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing ben kissle here with Henry Zabrowski? Yes, me man. Yeah, bro. Henry Zabrowski is smoking some of that sweet last podcast on the left, babe

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Last podcast on the left. It's weed. Hail yourselves everyone. Hail Satan Um, well speaking of motherboard. Do you see this big foot thing here? Oh, yeah? I wanted to talk about this. So what I love again Cryptids doral over the world Sure, and we cover them It's but a lot of times you cover from the american perspective because that's the work that we got on but what's a what's really fun is that there is other like realms of Cryptid research that is just sort of coming to light because of shit like

Fucking it's hidden in the soviet union or if the former soviet union it's hidden in russia so this guy uh, it was a Naturalist and writer a polymath as they called them Boris portion of oh Here's him with a bunch of he's got a bunch of rabbit tails on him. He's got some kind of Cool guy, but he did a series of writings about the russian version of sasquatch Oh in the early 20th century that went hidden because I find it interesting because it's the same kind of Weird attack on how valid are you of a scientist if you're into all this weird tech like into all these weird stories

That we suffered from in the united states as well It could be a little mark on your name, but now like the blue checkmark It's more like yes. He really did come up with a theory of relativity, but he also believes in gnomes. It's really hard Right. It's hard where this guy was a neurologist and a neuro linguist who believed this But he believed uh in some kind of different languages Okay, all right um, but he actually uh, he believed that uh, the language Promoted evolution that was like his thing. Okay, which I do find interesting if you look at someone like norm champs

Please he talks about how language can be used in many known is further evidence Everyone needs to stop talking after 60 No champs. We have 19 more years of speaking after 60 I can't wait to not have a valid opinion shut up as soon as i'm 60 I do just like you can't matter you cannot have a valid opinion. It's not possible You know when you ask me, you know what mike will know honestly know what we know about How to keep a sustainable marriage right if you're 16, you're still married You do that you do that thing do that if you need to the local eats

That's me. It's local eats and also coffee related conversations. Oh, absolutely But once i'm also in my 60s that's what i'm going to be fully in my right hand path magic world and then but you're still Going to have a lot to say about traffic you can comment on traffic. Absolutely. I can talk about the you are illegally That's when you're given the word snowbird Yes About people coming in and parking in the spot that you're used to parking into because all of these people are showing up In the place that used to be a vacation home But now it's your main home because you've lost a bunch of series of income. I just don't want you

I don't want to hear your thoughts on what lebron james thinks politically. No, I don't want that's what absolutely You talk about traffic you talk about coffee you talk about lunch You talk about other things that only affect the elderly like sandals that aren't quite good quality. Absolutely and now and This has quench and so portion of he went out there And he wrote this whole book again He was completely vilified by the scientific community because they thought that he was a moron Um, and he believed that he was looking for a proof of a thing called the relict hominid

When he thought were extinction leftovers that survived against all odds out in the middle of the kakasas mountains Oh, you can also get that was also one of the 9-11 dishes there that they had at the virginian country club But he said a lot of these ideas, um, I do like the idea of language affecting evolution. Absolutely, of course Um, but he went out with uh, he got an approval from the soviet academy of sciences to go out And he said that he wants to go find these wild men, right? And then that's who he said there's a wild man out in the the hills right out in the deep and in Siberia, right? And there was a type of character they were looking for which was the the yeti over there that they called the almas Which is this type of wild man character. Okay, but they finally found the the this manuscript had went

Fucking missing for decades and they finally Found it and they said what they found Was very interesting now one of the things that they came across was stories things that they had found over these years I want to store the stories of a shaggy headed fur covered creature with long breasts Crowling the Pamir mountains, right and wild men and kerserkersons That long ago they walked on two legs like humans, but they had feet twice the size They had paddles right these are people talking about the wild men of the past right and then they're also saying that they were They would go in the caves and then they would they would find them sitting

This is a very this sound kind of very one of those details that I thought was very cute They said that these they would find the favorite mounds of these creatures and they would sit in these mounds poopy No, not poopies. No, it was just dirt mounds like chairs for that They would put together mounds they would dig up mounds of dirt and then they would sit at it And they would they could tell us that they would go and they'd see these big butt imprints And that's how they knew that they were saying could be a bear obviously But that's how they knew that it was a fucking because they're like oh that's a monkey butt Oh right there

Um, but they think that straight up that the 1917 Russian revolution brought an end to the wild man Isn't it was just murdered and everyone got murdered and they they ran to the hills because It's very interesting because they do it has such a thick like past of Belief in the Yeti because Yeti uh really only came about like we started getting the knowing and hearing about the Yeti Once the root to Mount Everest were open and there's some talking about it Which I thought was very interesting

Is that they uh, we did not know that any of that shit was real for a long time And then it wasn't until we started going up there because I guess they also used the Yeti as a way to be like Don't go up to that ridge. Why not? There's a wild man up there Yeti Oh, you'll go up there and you'll sniff your bottom I think there's that's the tale of many cryptids warnings for the young youth to not go neck In dangerous areas also cute enough for this little Yeti character They say that it made a noise like But we know what the Yeti actually sounds like

Do we know that All right, let's do hero of the week This week's hero is an actual person So, oh, whoa, Jamil Jan Kochi They tried for years to reconnect with their second grade teacher. Now. This was a woman who um taught this person how to read So isn't that exciting? Her name is not it is not bad if mrs. Lung was her name And uh, she taught this guy how to read and then he went on to write a bunch of books

And so um, so there you go, and then they got a picture together. Wow. This is incredible What an incredible segment. What an incredible hero. Absolutely. So this is according to Jamil Jan Kochi They say let me tell you a story. This is Susan Lung She taught me to read and write in a single year when I was seven years old I've been where I've been looking for Susan hoping to thank her in person for almost 20 years That's very sweet, and then she surprised me at a reading last night So there you go Susan you was reading in bed That would be scary

If you're reading teacher you hadn't seen for years and you're reading alone at night before you go to sleep And then your reading teacher appears at the foot of the bed being like Uh, he can't get it. Thank you. Oh, well either way Why don't you come over here and read my fucking asshole? Oh, I see your sleep. It's it's more of a nice story there. Wake up. You can see you can wake up Can you read you can see her there with the class and why are all the kids? Well because they just wanted to show the one kid who learned how to read I will say it is nice I do understand don't show your kids on social media. Obviously. It's really sad

But it does not creep you out when they have to blank out their kids faces. I think it's good to do you have to do it Yes, but still it makes it look like they're dead Right if they when they blank out their faces looks like they all died in a horrific accident Well, this was a picture taken 20 years ago. So Like we can assume at least one or two of them are probably dead But it's so weird when they do when they black them all out and something you say and you just like it looks like x kids Yeah, well, I mean if I would ever have a child I'd make them real scary looking with all the filters and stuff That would be cool. You always put a little mass on them. Yeah, that would be cool

But fun mass not the count not the sad mass you put something like you know some kind of mysterious head on them A little gold like a green goblin mass So Susan lung you're here over the week for teaching this guy how to read and then he wrote a bunch of books Really good. Isn't that cool? Honestly, it is cool. That's really nice. Um Now it's time for some listener emails We got a really good couple of updates. Number one. We got a someone. I actually said about a little bit of Insight on the Sanderson's right the two guys that went on that killing spree. We found out was that one of the brothers in up in

Canada that they They stabbed I believe it was 11 people in a spree of 19 and killed 10. It was very scary It was very scary But we found a little bit is that Damien Sanderson because we know that one of the brothers was died from stab wounds that they believe was inflicted by the other And the other one was then picked up two days later And then immediately died in heart attack or something They said some kind of medical issue died in custody again. Don't know they're not they're they're a canadian cop

So I think most of the time they're out getting coffee. I don't think they have the time to kneel on a neck I know and so here we go Damien Sanderson was an explosively violent person Henry mentioned meth possibly being involved, but Damien didn't need it for what I'm I've heard because I this is anonymous Someone put an anonymous source that is close to the case, but we can't name them, right? But my name is anonymous. Yes. It was a horrible name. My parents gave me. It's been very aggravating ever since I get a lot of tickets Yes, um for no for what I heard is apparently miles also did not meth to be aggressive Um, a lot of our indigenous offenders struggle with alcohol and drug addiction stemming from traumatic childhoods Some offenders can be perfectly polite and cooperative in court to the point where it's hard to believe

That they are capable of the things described in the files So not so with Damien Sanderson Damien emanated hatred like he was a ball of anger just waiting for a trigger to make him explode Okay, which that sounds like it, right and the Miles Sanderson had a long-standing and well documented grievance with the Burns family At the James Smith Kree Nation, so the a lot of the people that were attacked were people that they knew personally They do believe that they had known them and it's very scary because you begin a lot of times we remember You know who's gonna kill you who the person you know, it's very rare. I'm a stranger It's mostly your friends and family that murder you so you be on lookout because I'm coming for you kissle I just you just I want you to feel the tension. I don't really mean that I just just entertainment entertainment for the show

So I want you to know I always keep you safe, but thank you But otherwise so we've to keep the tension of the show up. I will kill you absolutely and I'm a willing participant in all forms of death Um when it comes to grievances, yes It's weird that people have them for so long because I forget I actually actively forget who I hate I was trying to think the other day because you know, I like to fall asleep by murder Yeah, but I was like five people I want to kill and I know I hate more than five people I know I do but I can't remember. I'm busy. I'm busy

I'm proud of you. That's really good because in a way What all of the years of tincture did was help you become a more forgiving person. I don't remember. I'm more forgetful That's the best part. I don't know if I'm forgiving like if I'm reminded again I'd be like, no, I fucking hate you, but I just don't remember I literally just had this happen where I showed up and we was like me and a buddy We're both like why were we mad at each other again? And it just went we couldn't even couldn't even remember and that's what's important Remember is that your grudges go away and you really should call that buddy that you did you actually did like unless they're toxic

You don't load you didn't really like them. It can go either way. You can you find out later on Once you re-up you find it if it's better. I don't know. Um, also, I got a Nurses pov from the dude jumping out of the plane. Oh, yeah She said the key Of this that triggered her because we didn't know why why would he jump out of a plane while it was landing? Because he was embarrassed as he fucked up. He's having a panic attack At far. She's saying that the key phrase that she's hearing is when he said I need some air. Yeah, she said confusion Uh, uh this kind of that idea this kind of counterintuitive thing that she's seen it many times where people have ripped

Oxygen lines out of their nose saying I need some air It is because they are having some form of respiratory attack. Is it done bar? I suppose this is more for the person that wrote in so she can't respond But it reminds me of when you have hyperthermia and you get all your clothes off It's like that doesn't make sense. But you're just like I better do this He was probably he literally might might have been having a fucking Uh hard attack. He got he was good landing the plane and then he committed suicide I was really happy. He got he got all the air. He did. He did get all very very scared and also one more correction

Um birds don't have corkscrews penises. They all have cloacas and they just rubbed their holes together There you go. Fantastic. Now the duck does though Yes, okay And then so now I just want to do a quick trip through one of the biggest takeaways that I got from last week's series of emails Okay, was How many people have experienced time slips? I got a couple of dms myself. It's really weird. I am going to I think I'm going to go to live a pool When I go when we go to the you just like John Lennon

I'm in your live a pool so I can maybe try to experience it for myself I'm gonna see what you can't go like that Henry. Why did you want it too much? Well, then I'll just have you get I'll just get hammered. Yes. Get hammered. That's what I'll do is I go there I'll get hammered makes me a time driver. Why am I here again? And then you'll see like hey pork pies pork pies What a pork pie. Yeah, it's the newest of all the pies. Oh shoot. But no, it's wild, right? Years ago. Um, years ago just a little I got I mean it. I'm 25 emails about time slips Um, what are you sharing my story with you guys when I was a teenager? I decided to ride my bike with one to one of my best friend's house, which is about a 14 mile one-way ride

Granted, I was a fat little shit. But once I made it knocked on his door I was only greeted by his six-year-old self I found this odd as he was only a child Once I asked if my friend was home and his eyes lit up with fear and he shoved the door in my face I gave him a call and then he opened back up and it was him That's a fucking weird, right? Yeah. This is another one I didn't experience a time slip of my mother's friend in England did she was driving in the north of England on a vacation in 1960s Suddenly a fog blanketed the area when it lifted my mom's friend saw a Roman legion crossing a few yards away from them

Decked out fully in weapons armor and banners could be LARPers, but this is 1960s. I don't know could be a movie set I don't know. I don't know this lasted a few minutes before the fog came back And then we were magically returned to the 1960s and here's another one While standing in the outside patio of my bar my hearing went dull and I heard a high-pitched hum like when your ears adjust themselves I then saw a man and a woman walking arm and arm down the sidewalk slowly dressed in 1920s clothing They weren't talking but both were smiling softly and looking straight ahead Now at first I thought maybe they were going to a costume party But as I watched them walk the way they held themselves

Didn't look like any young person I've ever seen. It also wasn't near Halloween and their clothes didn't look costumey at all When my hearing returned I looked around to the people I was with and asked anyone else that they saw the couple No one had seen them even though they had passed 10 feet from where we were standing This shit's really interesting. I got a lot of it. It's a lot of it's from Liverpool It's just wild. There's so many more of these. I again keep them kind of just find them very fascinating like I wonder what that is We just don't know do we We just don't know. I just think I think it's interesting. It is interesting And I got an email from a physicist basically saying the same thing the idea at the time is not linear

But what does that mean? All right, everyone, thank you all so much for listening to this episode Sins silence is 45 minutes. We have to what does it mean? What does it mean? It means we have to slip slip slip slip slip on to the future. Alright, you got to love Yeah, knowing for a fact this ain't time This ain't time All right, okay when your boss comes up to you and be like be like Hey, uh

Gerald, do you know what time it is today? You can laugh at them and be like, uh, is it 1964 or it's a 20 79 I don't fucking know am I a robot are you a robot? Fuck you, bro. Okay, it might be Whatever it is. Okay, cuz you then you can live knowing you're untethered Untethered in time be what you want to be put a top hat on tell people you're from the 1920s Be the time slip for somebody else. I agree with that. That's fun, too. Go out there dress in full period costume show up At somebody's birthday party me like my god my god. Look at I see what's happening. Are there aliens? Absolutely. Wow. Why is that man covered in blood? Do you get the joke? Yep? All right, everyone Well, thank you all so much for listening. Hail yourselves. We did it again nailed it one more episode done

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