Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Magic Mushroom Injection

Episode Date: January 21, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a man's magic mushroom injection goes terribly awry, Satanists mourn the loss of a Poughkeepsie "Halloween House", the strange ideas behind Sleepytime Tea, and much more.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Man the other day yeah, I was getting out of the bathtub. Oh, man, please tell me more Trippin wet dripping soaking wet dripping wet my toes all wrinkled little covered with the residue of my flush bath bomb Oh, I can't wait. Oh, no, we don't even get ads for them. No, it's disgusting Um, but I tell you what there is nothing quite as back hair quite as revealing as Seeing yourself in the mirror. Yeah mid hoist as you are just getting up And it's just me full like I'm a whore like I'm fucking straddling a big wet and that's why and that's why we wanted to start This episode out thanking the essential workers who work in nursing homes who look at bodies like Henry Zabrowski's on a daily basis

For minimum wage. Well, they're getting cold racial slurs. I saw you. I saw my uvula Oh, you do that. You see another mouth I literally like looked I turned around and the only way to describe it. It was like I just looked at like a big black Dog's eyes, but then in the center of that was a little light and I realized oh, that's like my fucking mouth hole That is disgusting man bath time bath time No, I'm too big for the bath. Thank God for it. Welcome to side stories everyone haven't been in a bath I'm been with Henry haven't been in a bath in a long time Last time I went to a bath trench that might actually work that could also be my final

Destination at some point when I am buried in a shallow grave what went wrong or what went extremely right? Well any grave you're in can't be that shallow You and your Polish wisdom and with all of your jokes and lard Alright, well, we have a bunch of stuff to get to today. We're really excited We have some crazy tales to tell you don't want me to talk more about being in the box I actually wish that you would run by what we're gonna talk about up top Just a little bit before the show so then I could say oh, what do I have? Presidential veto power what if we don't talk about you naked dripping coming out of the bath because I see your hair

And I understand what it looks like because I've seen you naked because back when you were just so desperate for any kind of Attention you would get naked on stage often and you would hold your penis But most of the times your hands would slip and we could all see your winky and then the audience would laugh and you thought it was Because of a funny joke, but in reality it was more of a physical and normality my belly used to cover the top half of my penis Then you lost weight. Yeah. Yeah, it was fully nude And then your butthole actually showed and it was as if you were looking into the mouth of penny-wise the clown and you just Wanted to die yourself. That's what I saw after the bath the other day I just went back there and you because you see your ultimate fears and I just look at it looked into that gaping maw

That was my butthole in the mirror and the first thing I saw was abandonment That's my big fear. Well, my second fear is a fucking spider crawling up my dickhole That would have to be a very very tiny spider. Well speaking of fears. Let's talk about magic mushrooms to start Shall we sure because for some reason I went through my mushroom phase about seven years ago Eight years ago. Maybe sure maybe cost a relationship or three, but who needed them You needed expansion. You were expanding your mind too much to allow love to be in there Absolutely, I pushed it out and then what came in nothing but a hatred for raw meat because something about eating meat on mushrooms Does not work. We're well eating a general Peruvian barbecue on your remember that I got blood sausage

And I was living like Indiana Jones in a temple of my own creation My own doom and it really freaked me out. This explains so much. This is why you won't go with me on my culinary adventures Because you got no and back in the day This is very important actually this has become therapy because now we finally found the source of why you're afraid of Adventurous eating and it was because you had a fearful moment while tripping balls It was like when we went to the Korean barbecue place when we're all on acid for see this Bachelor party. Yes fraudsters check out fraudsters fantastic show and we went in there We've you know, obviously we were confused bunch

Different on psychedelics. I remember one time the first time I had no problem eating Korean barbecue and that was meat But they would cook it up. We were doing blow. Oh my no, we were I don't know we were doing blow Well, yeah, we better we better not let you know we were full disclosure for whatever political run perhaps in Henry's future I believe over that 78-hour period We were fully a scientific study and how much the body can consume when unhealthy and still live Like the fact that we're still alive. I don't think that anything could ever kill you. I do yoga now. Oh, that'll help Anywho well speaking of magic mushrooms. Henry's been taking them Marcus Parks. He's been micro dosing. He's loving everything is fine I'm not freaking out. I'm not upset

I'm not concerned that my two partners in this wonderful company are currently micro dosing like Teenagers who just want to let their dad know that they are cooler than them. You know what actually a building stands settier on sand No, it doesn't know it doesn't Parable if you build a building on sand it allows it to move to age to know when the winds blow No, when the earth it shits Winds it come because what do you have to it has to be able to move it has to be able to you know What word is not used as much anymore jive you have completely jive with this environment

Which is what it allows me and Marcus to be we're way more wiggly now You remember those little fucking things filled with gelatin they used to have in the 80s throw it new Everyone would drop it and then your friend naturally put his penis in it. Yes. I know the tubes I know the silly tubes. That's what your friends are now. That's what your co-business owners. I don't think I'll be putting my penis Inside of my friends anytime soon Speaking of putting inside this fella he did magic mushrooms all wrong really you think how could you do that? Well, this dude injected himself with magic mushrooms and then a fun guy grew in his blood Which turns out gave him a bunch of organ failure. It's like a fucking horror movie

Just this idea that you would squirt Mushroom spores into your blood this guy this comes from the insider Fair we will we'll give him a little bit of we'll put our empathy card up because he is bipolar And I know that he was just trying to figure out how to solve the problems that he has Unfortunately, this just wasn't the solution I appreciate anybody who has an esoteric idea and makes it something physical just in that moment You are a magician, but sometimes every once in a while the magician must admit maybe the formula is off Maybe it is a 30 year old man with bipolar disorder injected himself with these quote-unquote magic mushrooms

I deal. I don't like how they always say magic mushrooms. I get some guilt the Knowledge is in there not all knowledges in magic mushrooms. You can't build the highways Oh, that's not three whenever we took the most amount of mushrooms We've ever took in it taken in a cat like not in size like it was a small mushroom But it was like really powerful. Yes We couldn't plug our TV in and then markets had to come and save the day and plug the TV Oh, you weren't there because you went home. Why? I just disappeared and ended up in a bus stop and I somehow got home. I have no clue

This is a man-experienced organ failure after turning psychedelic mushrooms into tea that he then injected into his veins It's not a good idea. No according to a case report out this week in the Journal of the Academy of Consultation Liaison psychiatry. That's kind of a fun day at work. I mean, it's better than you know having to talk about the problems with Crohn's disease. I mean, it's better anything's better than COVID. Yeah, that's true The 30 year old man's family brought him to a Nebraska emergency room after he noticed he seemed confused Huh the man at bipolar disorder type one the doctors who wrote the case study learned and he hadn't been able to take his medication So they're like, okay, maybe it's some kind of shit going on He's going through manic and depressive episodes

So he's got he's got the after-school special and the Halloween episode every day It is not good. The idea of fungus growing inside of your blood is so frickin trippy It's so scary and I feel bad for this guy who was already bipolar. So now when he's screaming, it's in my blood In my blood everyone's like, oh, it must be another episode. But in this case, he's right. This is correct because you sometimes you have to find out What's in that syringe? Yeah, always find out what's in the syringe always he decided which I guess makes some Form of sense if you're already injecting drugs you think maybe maybe just this could give me the same Kind of kick that heroin would do or when people inject cocaine or Jack Daniels if you refer to Nicky six, I believe six the motley crew documentary those guys

People just don't die. You know that the motley crew documentary that VH one that VH one ran for behind the music back when VH one Was real good real good TV. You know that motley crew but chugged a bunch of stuff But they cut that part out well because they did everything wrong when it comes to inhaling drugs They always looked at a drug or booze and they said how can I do this upside down? So they found this guy whoever he had this idea. So he made it into a tea Oh, yeah, that's smart smart. I've had mushroom tea. I tripped fucking balls That's when I first that's when I first saw an extra terrestrial entity was when I was on fucking mushroom tea when I ultra terrestrial Really?

What do you think that that was a hallucination or do you think it was really there because if these extra terrestrials or ultra terrestrials or whatever The hell you just said if they're smart they come when you're tripping and then no one will believe you they are just as real as we are My friend, okay, how about that? How about it? But this guy he said that he boiled so he boiled mushrooms in the water He made the tea and then something in his head said, okay This is gonna work so much better if I just put it directly into my blood So then what he did was he he took the tea I guess he said he filtered the liquid through a cotton swab and then he injected that

Substance into his bloodstream and then a couple days later. He started to become overly tired. He vomited blood Oh, he developed jaundice diarrhea and nausea Family found him soon after and they took him to the hospital and he could he said he was just you think coherent So we at least he was tripping balls But you know what's kind of nice after you vomit and after you have such an amount of liquid diarrhea You do lose a little bit of weight You do feel kind of good and then you get to have a little bit of an extra snack. Well, that's the uh, what's it? But say ayahuasca thing is that you purge and you purge and then you feel euphoria on the other side

Everyone has told me about ayahuasca. I know people who have done it. They swear by it I just don't want to do the first everyone says the first two hours are horrible and I just I can't jump in I just don't want to have two horrible hours. Even if the next eight hours are great Also, what else do I have to explore inside of my brain? All I do is hang out in here. Honestly DMT might help you part the curtains And now I don't want to get too wrong here. The curtains are all the curtains are parted. The curtains are sheer. The curtains are on fire Yeah, you're not even wearing it close But he went it's it is a very it's a long day here

Depending on how you think of it. Come on, you're just simply the best get out of here So he's shitting he's fukin. He's not doing well. He's not doing well. The doctors met the man He couldn't give go hair and interview of course not and then they took a blood sample and they revealed something even more shocking The mushrooms which thrive in dark places had begun to grow in the man's bloodstream This is such this reminds me. I think I mentioned this way too much But when Stephen King turns into like the grass the grass yeah, this is that this man was about to become a Frickin mushroom spots become the grooviest motherfucking the most so Cal dude to ever walk the earth So now of course this begs the question

Would you consume his blood? I'd like to look at it. Would you consume if you know what I'd like to do You know, this has got to be one of the trippiest ways to consume Silicite Silicite vampire way. It's a vampire like mushrooms. Oh, that's fun. Would you do it? You know, the thing is is that when it comes down to human blood, I don't even like animal blood I if you put it in like a no one likes blood of anything I don't think usually you see that in hunting they do blood then when you get your foot Oh, yeah, good. Well, then you got a blood you eat a little bit of that dear blood

You're gonna suck on his little penis you do all sorts of weird shit with a dead deer I don't think you were talking to a hunter I think you were talking to someone trying to molest you in the woods I barely a hunter when you first kill a deer you have to legally marry it do you do before you can strip it before you Can do anything you have to get a priest out there Wow, and they're always hammered, but this I would if you made until like a sausage I'd eat it, but definitely talk about the fucking most killer way to do this is a cool Short film well what you're looking here The idea of vampires putting fucking magic mushrooms into their blood and to not only trip and balls

Then you also become a fucking vampire dude, that's pretty cool if you think about how fun it is to be a vampire unless of course you like daylight I It's quite sad a lot of times these new these new so-called vampires don't care about the daylight. They don't care Why don't they rules? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We're not onto blade 29 yet If you are a vampire and I see you during the day, I'm calling you out. You're a foe. You're a faux pyre You're a fucking not a vampire. You're a shill and I refuse to acknowledge any vampire who is a daywalker No, I think I'm tired late-time creatures, and that's it. You have a cape. That's it You you boo you got a girl with a pseudo shirt on she's your friend

She's she's not doing today. She can go out during the day. She can get you what you need That's what's cool, but if you ever if I ever see a vampire out during the day. I'm calling bogus, but nonetheless Henry mentioned COVID a lot of people in the hospital because of COVID But what is this man? Yeah, people are in COVID. It's called. Oh, yeah, it's like a new it's like a new coca-cola Oh, I got some you know a coca-cola used to actually put cocaine in it Hell, yeah, this is a new coca-cola, but they put like a toxin in it that kills your family. Oh, it's daddy disease It is every old man. He's dying today This is not a good song

I love that song every old man is dying today by Henry Zabrowski and the foot clan He needed to be put this man. He needed to be put on a ventilator so he could breathe and then he was in the hospital For 22 days and you can just imagine the what are you in here for? Conversations sitting you got to think about it. You have to think about it 22 days and then I guess I guess they just Put that they got them. They put a stir fry together and took the mushrooms out I don't know how you know They scraped the blood they got some blood janitors in there. I don't know what they do I don't know what doctors do to clean the blood. How do you get active?

With medicinal magic mushrooms out of your blood. I think you pump in new blood Maybe that'll help. I don't know anyway I guess so they do say he was given antibiotics and one good and one antifungal treatment Which he was prescribed to continue taking he's becoming a mushroom. Yeah, so I would just say you know what buddy lean in have fun With it become a mushroom. Well, no, he's got he's got a lot to think about He's got a lot to think about there anytime you're in the hospital for 22 days You got a lot to think about Mostly why is the food so bad and who can turn this damn channel because I'm so sick of watching not judge Judy

But judge. Oh my god. What was the name? George Brown Joe Brown Joe Brown is worth it. Yes, Joe Brown is worth it There was another one judge Alex. I didn't like judge Alex No, I saw him on the street one time in New York covered in makeup still like right after I shoot you throw a milkshake at him or something No tall guy actually pretty attractive. This is fantastic. Yeah speaking tall guy. That's like army hammer. He's a real tall guy He is I don't want to talk about I don't know the army hammy story army hammy I'll just briefly talk about the fact that I guess he just has a cannibal fantasy But apparently he's also not a nice guy as well

So I think the big thing is that he's not a nice guy and he made his girlfriend scared But then the thing that really pushed it over the top was the fact that he told her that he wanted to eat her He said he wanted to cut off her toe and keep it in his pocket, which in a way is kind of cute It's kind of romantic It's also not at the same time because it's talking about cutting the toe off and he's army hammer And then this model he was with was was like his his charisma was so beaming and powerful It'll hurt her career if he cuts off parts of her body. That's not good. Yeah models don't even need to tell Well, I think that they need all of their accoutrements because otherwise they get judged very harshly

They're judged on their pure physical appearance It gives you a story army hammer cut off my toe. He's my girlfriend. He's my boyfriend That's a story. You want to have something in the room when you're having a general like something to pitch something to say at angle But yeah, army hammer apparently is just a really hungry guy I guess you because you know who ended up coming out and talking about it was the cannibal cop Well, this is his area of expertise, isn't it? He came out and he said he defended if he did not defend it Of course he better he better not turn his back on one of his own But cannibal cop could straight up just said being like this is this talk about the fucking free speech

Violation going on here and the at the shame that people are throwing on army hammer and I do like that Conversation around this story about the idea of like there's both this whole like The King community is like desperate to figure out how to handle it because both one side is like you didn't eat anybody, right? As far as we know, I don't I don't think anybody I don't understand it. He's an actor. I Don't know so the King community is like this is a fine fetish. Just do so. No, I don't know I think I think kissle the real answer is is everybody's real confused and a lot of people say like want to say that then it's like They everybody wants everybody to be happy and that's how I feel too. I don't care what you do I don't care what I say every day. We do whatever the hell it is you want to do, but if you um, ah

if you Want to eat somebody but if it goes past like getting a little funny little like Lemon and put like cutting up and having her lay down in a big sort of like fake tray and like putting some sage under her Tits and like getting in there and like massage in her feet with some olive oil Like I think there's fun in there But I think that you can't you can't but everybody has to be into it and she has to be like oh I'm a piggy ready to be roasted you know like oh my shape from England Oh my chef no come the key I've come to cook yo, and then you know great accent

But honestly when it comes down to it for me even though we're the middle of this fantasy in the end I'm just trying to have sex with you right Yeah, we're getting in all the chef stuff and I've got I've got all this mise en place inset And I've been doing all this prep and you've been brining for an hour. I've got her in there. She's up to a brine She's got a snorkel, but yeah, that's good You can breathe you don't want to put the temperature too hot there. No, no, no you want to Brian to be cool And you go in there and yeah sure but in the end I am really not trying to eat you all of this was just get me fluffed up before the sex began

But Ned cuz after this let's let's be honest here. I'm gonna genuinely be hungry. We gotta go to Apple I gotta go to some kind of restaurant nowadays. We can't even go to Applebee's we got a good delivered Well never get Applebee's delivered. It's not as good It's not as good when you can't see the waitress or the waiter or the bartender or all the big smile I want to see them smile so happy to bring me my Fujita's so I'm sure Jackie's a Browsky We'll talk more of those chilies. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sure Jackie's a Browsky We'll talk more about army. Oh, apparently she already has she already has but there's a lot of you when I like it's like these Stories like these alia banks story where we say things because we don't know who these people are like we don't know

I don't know. We didn't know who his alia banks was I only know that army hammer had to eat to come an apricot from Timmy Timothy Shamilema ding dong What Timothy? Came into the apricot call me by your name movie, but that was back in the day. That's a movie. Oh wait Was it real calm? You know what? I'm gonna go on the record and say yes, but no, it wasn't real come technically according to the producers It was a movie and the scene in a movie So the scene in the movie was somebody had sex with an apricot

Which you can imagine the difficult nature of that not a tiny mung I guess or a large apricot and then army hammer ate the apricot and it was romance that it was acting That was acting that this is real life But isn't the whole world a stage? That's how I feel and I feel that everywhere it goes a proscenium even with in my own home speaking of the whole world's a stage Many plays are absolutely horrible and you should walk out on them speaking of this one I guess I'm just gonna I don't even know this isn't really a lateral move from that conversation because this woman's much worse than army hammer But a mother does the headlines from Metro news

A mother. Oh, oh you want to do this story? I don't want to know but this is what the people provide us because we're kind of we look for content Because we don't like to just talk about ourselves because we're not totally self-absorbed and quite honestly our last I hate me. I don't want the last thing I want to do is talk about me in my boring life We you know, I'll talk about my beautiful life But I don't want to talk about the anything involving me besides getting out of the tub and how slick and wet and soapy I was for like 25 minutes. So let's talk about this mother who the headline is mother who had sex with dog Okay, then hanged her kids hung

Oh, they say hanged. Okay. Wow fights to hide lewd internet search history So again, so all of this was the cut. She killed the kids to cover up the fact She had sex with her dog Lisa Snyder and the thing her name is Lisa Snyder. She's 38 years. I'm gonna say old I think these things age you She's not upset that everybody knows. We're also stressed out right now COVID-19 again. I hate don't even don't even mention it. But you know what? It's time for self-care Well, uh, yeah, I guess that maybe I think the guy who injected the mushrooms into his bloodstream is much Smarter when it comes to self-care than this woman who again had sex with her dog and then hung her two children

So lawyer for Lisa Snyder. She's 38. She admitted that she that she killed the kids But she's really upset that she doesn't want people to know her search history Because apparently she searched for things regarding Uh, lascivious lascivious Lude and lascivious and or unduly Offensive searches and so she doesn't want anyone to know that side of her because apparently it's worse than it's worse than having sex with a dog But we already know she was having sex with her two children. We knew that that was happening So what's more embarrassing than that? So it's really sad this whole story the teachers for the kids said the kids were super well adjusted

They showed no evidence of being bullied. Apparently they were just like totally chill kids and she hung them This is so gross. It's so sad. She hung them with dog leashes So she had sex with the dog. I didn't do it. The kids were eight and four They were from the albany township of pennsylvania She claimed that connor had hung himself to escape bullying but again the teachers were like there was no bullying But they found out he would probably have good reason to be bullied if they found out his mom was a dog fucker Uh, apparently the cops found the kids and then they found out she had sex with her black and white people Because there was a video on her phone. Yeah, how else would they know?

So they said she has a chronic history of severe mental disorders. She's proud obviously. It was a thing. It was a thing She's got the only way I would describe it is that her eyes are only an m&m's length separate Uh, she kind of looks like jared goff of the uh, la ram Without the prestige. Yeah, I don't think he's having sex with dogs No, I don't think so and the kids are just like chubby little cute kids The eight-year-old actually looks very similar to how I looked at eight. He's just a little chunky kid Just wants to live his life Anyway, that's the beginning end and middle of this story

Yeah, that's a terrible story. She had sex with her dog and hung her children and now she doesn't want people to know What she searched on the internet which you can imagine is basically how do you have sex with your dog? And then how do you hang your children? I'm assuming that that's in there not to mention a copious amounts of uh, Beastiality footage you should never have in your triple X section the movie zoo No, uh, that's supposed to be sort of anthropological sociological and you're supposed to watch it with a skeptics cap I'm not with like a wish. I was there. You know should be in there. You ever see the movie five will go south I don't want to see that I would rather watch the freaking Screech porno than watch anything with don't even dust and diamond. It's now suffering from stage four cancer

He's very very sick. Are you kidding me? Yes. He is very sick We actually just found the ypf community is all like all a whole group has been tagged. We reached out Okay, first of all, what's the ypf? Your pretty face is going to hell like we've been sent and we sent him stuff because it's it's a horrible story Are you kidding me? He's very very sick. Yes, and we he went Apparently he wasn't feeling good and he was one of those horror stories that I think about all the time where He went to the doctor saying I didn't feel good and it turned out his whole body is like riddled with cancer He's not doing well

Thank you for reminding me though. He's not doing well and you know for as I'm gonna say as goofy as his life has been It's not he was barely in that porno. He said it was a stunt cock too. It was a stunt cock Yeah, that's what he told me which is the part that I would admit was me. Yes, because it was a huge He was trying to like He had to do that all because in the end he had to like convince his girlfriend that it wasn't him in the porn Oh my god, he's 44 years old. Yes, very sad and Lopez of course mario Lopez the one who was super attractive And he was he was he was slater who was his life just gets better and better and better and better

He says he connected with Dustin earlier in the evening and although the news of the diagnosis is heartbreaking We remain positive that he'll overcome this praying for him as his family But I don't think that you do overcome this. It's very difficult. We'll see what happens, you know But you know big give good vibes to Dustin diamond You know, I did stab somebody outside of he had a whole long explanation for that story And honestly, it was in Wisconsin. I know it was in Grafton and I know that area not necessarily the greatest people on earth Um, because there were some people Unless we're going there for a live show grab there were some people at a sports bar

They were very racist when the metallica song master came on And there was one black guy there and I yelled at everybody That's really very mad because they kept on singing that song to the black guy I was like, maybe you want to what are you doing? And then I screamed at everybody and then the whole thing I made everything very awkward because I do that sometimes. No, you did you you fought for the peace you fought for justice Well, they walked out and then I also found out that one of those racist assholes Was a coach on the football team and I fucking oh anyway, sometimes when I have righteous indignation

I go crazy self-righteous indignation. It's the most important best feeling in the world Oh, I love it when I can actually freak out and no one can say that I'm wrong Um, but you know what? I also love the internet and said as a comment First of all, just put a pin in it. Just good luck. Dustin. You don't hope you're doing well Send send send vibes on this story. What I like cocaine too. Yep Uh, the mother had sex with the dog story. What I love about the internet is no matter what is it? If you look at the comments, the comments are great. Oh, no, what are those? Is anyone pro because if somebody is pro we need to like oh, what's that fbi?

I think we found a dog fucker for you. Do you have a dog fucker unit by any chance? This is on a this is an article about a woman admitting she had sex with the dog And then she killed her two children in order to keep them from being involved. This is the comment I'm sorry, but I don't agree with this article at all I don't see how the Tomb Raider reboot series is better than uncharted when Tomb Raider Has been dormant since the ps2 and didn't reserve us until March 5th, 2013 to compete with uncharted Uncharted has better characters stories graphics and controls the quote-unquote Reboot Tomb Raider games feel clunky and Lara Croft and her friends plus the stories are amateurish

I don't think that man read the the proper article because referring to this woman as a tomb raider That is one way to call to name. That's one thing to call somebody who kills their children 40 years old Tomb Raider Tomb Raider. She's a vet raper. Yeah She's raiding the bet go also Tomb Raider great name for a whole series of different types of clinics you can imagine All right. Well, thank you so much for that wonderful insight When it comes to someone who wanted to talk about Tomb Raider I just finished ghost of shusama and it was as beautiful as anyone could ever imagine So playing my amore game fucking just the sap and sad

I just leave this world and I become a sad Japanese boy for an hours at a time. Well, Henry I have to actually this is a very important story for you and I want to talk to you about this Why because there's some speculation. This is a hate crime against religious beliefs. Yeah. Yeah, so Did you see there was an arson in new york? Oh, I saw the church of satan I saw the church was burned out Adams family style home in Poughkeepsie Well, it burned and apparently a member isis vermouth promises a hex on the culprit This story is a little bit complicated. No, we don't quite know what's going on here This it's not it was not a church of satan. It was a home. No, it was called a the they called a halloween house

Cool in Poughkeepsie, New York It was a house that was very famous for having gatherings especially for the church of satan But it was like this Adams family looking crazy house that was a Kind of a meet-up place for members of the church satan. I don't see it sounds freaking awesome. No, it was dope But this guy apparently some person just came and just set on fire No, it was created then it was in the 1900s. Somebody did light it on fire and there were surveillance footage They showed a dude. He's just walking up to the house at 5 a.m. So, you know, he's completely sober

He's got two gas cans He starts splashing the liquid all over the front porch and boom just lights it up High priest of the church of satan Peter Gilmore He paid tribute in a requiem to the house and said it's it's former owner joe quote netherworld mendello is a church member and uh, and it's really unfortunate because um, no, it was incredible They it was decorated with devil sculptures a hearse sat in his driveway for many years and a sign of the garage

Red devil's garage, which is what I think I'm gonna have the same exact thing Now it's served as a gathering place to celebrate halloween and showcase the beliefs of its longtime former owner And these also were some of the better satanists in the history of satanist because during trick-or-treat Some satanists put their nose up and they say I don't like the commercialization of the holiday But you know what they did they just gave candy to the kids We work for satan all we do is we try to sell and move satan units And if you are a satanist and you do not give full size I'm not talking these many fun sizes because if it was a fun size Snickers bars, it would be a foot long

I'm already actually very I want a full size Snickers and full size Mars bars And if you even think about sneaking a baby Ruth in there You better actually be named Ruth with a child and it better be a it better be like uh for a theme Peanuts are good for protein. Well, this house was actually not just a home for worshiping the devil No, it was also where they had the first legal same-sex satanic wedding in New York state So there was a great history to it and the sad thing is for anyone that is not married in that area This is a perfect place for a freaking wedding. It's just very difficult. It's fun, man I just wish that I on the whole point of being a satanist on some level is you are antagonistic

And you are expecting now. Why would you have to be antagonistic? Well, not really I'm just mean like the idea that we are quote-unquote devil's advocates So you are constantly put at an adversarial Like position against the world So people look at this as like at this symbol that they have to come burn down and they are they got obviously I'm going to say this is probably not Unconnected to what's going on in the world and the fact that it seems that like According to a lot of these guys satan is winning because satanism has been tied to the QAnon movement

Like his idea that you know, all of the Hollywood elite are quote-unquote Satanist child murderers child rapists. There is nothing more demonic than a false prophet And what is QAnon other than a false prophet always remember that you have to think about what they're looking at But it calls so a real satanist wants nothing to do with the child. I want a full breasted woman You know what and I've always credited you with that Apparently in Poughkeepsie, this is one of the homes It's not going to be rebuilt because it's just too badly damaged But apparently they have a witchcraft district, which hey, you know what I'm all for it

Have a little fun there in Poughkeepsie and I could imagine like in LA if you have a witchcraft witchcraft Uh district, you're like, okay, New York. Okay. That is called the Los Angeles. This is called LA But in Poughkeepsie, you know that that could still kind of shake up the squares a little bit But that's the power of it the power of the symbolism So this guy tried to destroy the symbolism and in a way he did like he burnt down this house So for them it was a that's a win for his column But he better watch because now what he's done is that what happens sometimes when you burn a fall when you burn a forest When you do a big burn, what do you do? You make the soil even more fertile?

Indeed and what better place to go rebuild other than the grounds of a burnt down Halloween house. Is it a Halloween yet? I can't wait for Halloween Halloween was taken for me last year and I fucking swear to god. I'm taking Halloween from the world next year I don't know what that means. I don't know. I don't know why I have that. I actually don't want to have that revenge You know, I just want everyone to have a Halloween next year I think that's actually a perfect segue for our next story because I think that you need some of this And when I say some of this, I mean sleepy time tea Henry, you need to relax This is a story that comes from food and wine. There was an original this is by the way

I think this is our first food and wine story. I think so. This was a this came from an article from Van Winkle's written by a Megan Giller, but apparently that article got pulled down. I think she's probably making a movie out of it or some shit I don't know. My article is from Matt Blitz. Yeah, this this story. Yeah food and wine magazine But apparently the idea is that sleepy time tea, which is made by celestial seasonings apparently has some cult connections to the owner Uh and creator and founder of the company that started uh sleepy time tea this celestial seasonings It was founded in Founded in 1969, which is a great year to remind everyone that you gotta after the 60 literally, of course

It came out after the 60s. Yes, there was 1969. We need a sleepy 70s. We need some sleepy times Which did not happen. Um, but they uh, this guy uh, mo seagull. Well, they went and he was the the founder of it He was an herbalist and boulder. He he he made the single 36 herb tea that he sold to health food stores in the area Uh, they gave birth to the sleepy time tea, which is the blend of chamomile experiment another ebs I don't think you've ever had it. Have you had it? Of course. I've had sleepy time tea I've actually mixed it with a lot of if you just have a shitty whiskey line around You're like, I can't take it straight Little shot of whiskey little sleepy time tea and you are going to be sleeping take a long drive

Nothing's more relaxing than that, man Just get in the plane. You know, I just like sleeping in the ditch. I don't know does like to do it But apparently mo seagull the guy created this company. Um, so essentially, you know Sleepy time tea with the said was basically an overnight success for celestial seasonings. They absolutely love it But apparently mo seagull this is also sort of like the kids from the 60s were starting to buy houses Yes, and they wanted like a little bit of that old spunk they used to get. Oh, yeah, absolutely That's what this guy did. He became interested in this thing It's a new age bible and it was called the urantia book or urantia book. Okay first published in 1955

We have no clue who authored it It was a group of people But they do believe it was probably authored by a man by the name of william saddler Do we know have we heard that name before and because i'm i'm thinking no This is a whole separate world because this is the seventh day adventist Movement it was a cult off of the seventh day adventist group william saddler So the seventh day adventist group were too crazy for them. Well, they were they were too wild They weren't crazy enough. They weren't crazy enough. Well, they believe that they it's very very

But the reason why now it's highly controversial is because obviously this story urantia is in their in their world Urantia was the term for earth and we are a part of a galactic commission of creator gods mix It's an alien religion that god is essentially an alien All the kind of the way they talk about Jesus as a creator god So he was like the kind of hella narcissism like the idea that there is a big old Unfeeling unknowable creator energy that you'd call god But then it makes these creator beings that create us and create the world Well, i'm playing horizon zero dawn now and it's post apocalyptic but but in the previous world

robots became Sentient and they are very powerful and in many ways we are creator gods, aren't we? If you look at what your people are doing, you're starting to understand. No, I understand I don't trust people. That's the thing. I need to clarify when it comes to my robot. First of all, there's robot They're already robot security guards with plans within plans within plans. I don't hate robots I hate I don't hate humans either. I don't believe that humans are capable at this point of creating something that's going to be In that gain good for society, but that's what they're creating things that are going to be an extension of their worst self As we see with twitter, which is an extension of everyone's worst parts of their humanity

Sure So what we're going to have is a bunch of people who are now too weak to actually act out on their hatred of humanity So they're going to delegate that task to said robot the robot can be good It can change your diaper, but that's why the robot can also kill your family That's why you have to it has to inspire other robot companies to build robots to beat those robots You want a robot war? Yeah, I much rather robot war than a human war I watch battle bots and that's as close as i'm gonna get and I truly love that show And you should see just some of the sex scandals coming out of battle bots

Those fucking those wedges You know what they'll do they don't even ask you don't gotta tell me Live from your grave, I am not gonna time cancel sleepy time t. However, yaranji is text Uh, apparently half this is what it says they say half a million years ago There were six colored races that existed. It was red orange yellow green blue and indigo. Absolutely like it's a like It's a children's book. Yes, and so much like the blue man group blue men. They subdue the indigo Hmm. It's it's a tiered system. Yes. It oddly states that strains of gigantism can appear in green and orange people You're an orange person and green is my favorite color. So maybe maybe there's something to do this

But it is that's what they were talking about. So now they're people are upset because now they're discovering the yaranji a book and if you read about yaranja It is just as nerdy as anything else because it came from William Sadler and his group They kind of created this this and seagull did write just to clear that up a second seagull did write This is what he said. He says belonging to any particular race. Oh, yeah, this is my most eagle eventually Yes, yes, he does not completely believe in all of the sub beliefs of the yaranji He says so you can have your sleepy time. He says belonging to any particular race provides no spiritual advantage or disadvantage All persons are equal in the sight of God at the present time mankind loses about as much progress as it makes by ignoring

Eugenics, so he's also it's an interesting It just shows it also shows that he didn't read the full 700 page the yaranji a book and I firmly believe I didn't read it is a better excuse than I was drunk if someone says if I accuse you of something and you said I didn't read it I'm gonna say okay. Well, that's what army hammer said about his texts that he didn't read his own text He was like I was barely there for it. I was hammered Like that's actually what a good excuse keep it from your own be on a need-to-know basis with your own mind Hey, buddy. I just gotta I got a delivery today of big and tall uh

Winter clothes that apparently I was cold And I ordered a bunch of big and tall clothes, but they're nice. Hey, man. That's all matters get more clothes But this story is you can read the yaranji a book is now it is non-copyright anymore It passed the copyright for it was written sometime between 1924 and 1955 By a man that basically just a man that was never named That was a consort of william s saddler and his wife lina saddler Who are these physicians in chicago that actually were notable skeptics? They had written several things debunking the paranormal and then they said that this guy

I Channeled this book and then they just wrote it down They wrote down all of these thoughts because it basically but it has a lot of adherence the yaranji a book is not just the uh The uh in the realm of sleeping time t. You know a huge fan of it is steve iray vaughn steve iray vaughn apparently he brought along the book of yaranji And he would read lindl passages from a strange lot Strange publication it was him jimmy jimmy hendrix was obsessed with it All right because it came out in the 1960s um and jerry garcia

Was obsessed with it, but the thing is that every one of these esoteric books turned into this like story about like the the white skin blue eyed the aliens coming and saving everybody and then they always have the other side where they're like No, it's not about race. They're just they are white. They're purely like sheet white and you're like I know and you're like white people are pink and some are tan and you're like sir, please stop Please please. He's like it's just they come from space. It's on space Well, let's let's move on to a story We talk about criminal justice reform all the time and this story is criminal justice adjacent

Apparently smugglers tossed chicken wings in marihuana over a fence of a mississippi prison and those freaking pesky guards They took all of it. That's fucking so dumb. Yeah, it's bullshit So smugglers threw more than 25 packages over a section of fence at the south mississippi correctional institution And around 1 30 in the freaking morning Do you think that weed would just help prison? Just let them have a little bit of weed Do you think that we wouldn't but honestly don't think weed would just like shut down a lot of the violence Some people get ramped up on weed, but most people don't depends the cultural difference between Reaction to weed is very real. There's a lot of

Nurture that goes with how people react to weed as well interesting because in certain cultures It's like super chill super wild super like hang out and then some cultures It's like let's go to war. Let's go. Wow. Yeah, it's different Um, so at 1 30 a.m. They threw seven pounds of barbecue chicken and a bunch of weed And they threw the weed in a in a little football these guys fucking ain't these guys angels I don't know who made them so apparently among the contraband sees. Oh these asshole guards What a great day. This would have been uh, they found this is quite a bit actually four pounds of marihuana Wow 20 pounds of tobacco and rolling papers. Oh shit 38 cell phones chargers and bluetooth earbuds. Wow

an assortment of cigars Over the counter cold medications 10 cans of snuff several packs of cigarettes and lighters One scale so you can get the accurate way. That's you know, to be honest, this is all just stuff I feel like should be like necessary. This is literally what I shot for at Ralph's If they had one head scarf and seven pounds of barbecue chicken, which is the greatest thing Like that is the nicest thing I have ever heard of someone doing which is you know But in the end if some people could got weed who really could have used it that would have been nice I agree. Uh, this is also I got a lot of people responding about when I asked a question. What do djs do?

Well, and I did not realize how much they do so I was a lot of vibes the word vibes got thrown out a lot Yes, it did and I'm gonna say this I don't know. I'm taking this authority lpn Blanket I'm gonna say apology To the hardest working members of our party society, which is the dj the dj. I can't fall asleep Not literally if you fall asleep That's the equivalent of you like shooting the wrong shooting the basketball in the wrong hoop or running to the wrong end zone That's the biggest blooper that you could make the dj knows titty's got a bounce at a certain speed certain speed

But's got a sway in a certain rhythm Absolutely, and you got to watch those butts and those titties All night and that's your job from up there in that big spinning tower you're in so we're having fun But the dj they're working think about that think about that I mean, they're also on a lot of drugs but think about the work But the work is only done on the drugs. Yeah Absolutely, so thank you so much for letting us know dj's they again I can't even articulate what they do but they spin

They keep it going and this sentence we heard this sentence over and over and over again You'll know when a dj is bad, but you'll never know when they're good. Yes because that means they're good That means they're good. You're not supposed to notice. Yeah, you're just swept away with the music in in a sense It's actually a very humble way to perform where you're in the background But little do we know that you're the wizard making everybody's feet go. I think some of them like attention Yeah, I think I don't think I don't know who that is But I know pitbull likes attention. I know Paris Hilton likes attention. Yes, and apparently pyrus hilton is actually okay She's cool now. Yeah better than shack. I guess a d-chain. Well. D. Shack is just

He's a funny guy He's no charles barkley. Well speaking of parties. This is kind of our last little drunken story here Did you see this story about the us coast guard? No, this story is amazing Is this so apparently a floating tiki bar got gone like it was gone and they're like, where is this floating tiki bar? And evidently the us coast guard crew from station key west they recovered the floating tiki bar that was stolen Unsurprisingly the person aboard showed massive signs of just being frickin hammered. Oh, he was just hammered in it He was hammered and he stole it And so the boat was owned by cruise and tiki west which sounds like a great idea. I mean I will we will die

But it was a g so it was a tiki hut that could be like Driven it's a floaty. Yeah, that's a fucking incredible. So he was just they just found this thing floating the ocean They went behind it. It was just this is like a fucking old school movie. This is like a Exactly he went behind the wheel. They just saw dude asleep in there and they're like, you know, he woke up. It's like Whoa, am I in Cabo? My understanding is it's just one guy which makes it so much better. Of course So apparently they uh, the uh, this is a facebook post the company the company posted on facebook Obviously, they said a little tiki excitement today, which was slightly more eventful than your typical tiki cruise Thankfully, the squeaky tiki was returned with minimal damage. So the guy just got so freaking hammered

He took it to the middle of the water and I gotta say that there's pictures of the coast guard They're a little too aggressive for a tiki takeover. It's a tiki bar. Come on. You should be lucky. There wasn't like You know, there wasn't anything strapped to it. They saw this. I don't fucking know But at the same time they should have just had a my time buddy And another idea we're when we live our full when we are 65 and hang our life man I'm going on a tiki boat with you, bro. Oh my god. We're gonna do so much tiki related I'm gonna and hopefully by that time we wouldn't have lived so unhealthy that we have to do like Mocktails, hopefully we can that's my goal. That's why I'm taking it easy. I'm

Take it easy now because the goal is is that when we can really We might look at our 50s being when we can really party According to our manager that was the most fun in his life and then he had to Take it easy. He did. He did. Now he's stuck with us. That's what happens So you have to make sure don't blow out and burn every bridge in your 30s. Keep that liver. Yes for our 40s Well, I think it's about time for Hero of the Week This hero of the week if this is actually maybe the most serious story we've covered a restaurant manager Her name was Flavaine Carvalho. She saved the life of this

Boy, this is a crazy story. So freaking violently abused. It's so disgusting But so yeah, again Hero of the Week is usually something kind of fun But this one is really thank god for this true hero Flavaine Flavaine Carvalho A couple of kids sit down in her restaurant Uh, the kid is not allowed to order any food and he's with his parents and his and his sister and she's like well That's kind of weird. The kid doesn't eat. She noticed a bunch of bruises on the kid The kid obviously looked completely completely disheveled. He had like burns on his body and he had Burns on his wrist that looked that looked as if he was detained because he was living a waking nightmare

She held up a sign that says do you need help and the kid says yes Because of that she called the police the police were able to arrive The police found bruises on his face and his arms and the kid was taken into safe custody Along with his other sibling the parents you you cannot imagine how fat and frumpy these freaking assholes look like They were so horrible and I hope that they rot in a special kind of freaking hell And I hope everyone spits on them every time they see them nice because of what they've done to this poor boy Yeah, man, but thank god Flavaine Carvalho was there to step up There's a lot of gruesome details the kid was like forced to eat dog food you name it

So thank goodness for this good Samaritan you did it Flavaine Carvalho And if you see something like that have the courage to step up and help because um, you know what some people They don't deserve the magic of children. I don't look at children. I don't look at them So that's a problem is that I have a child or my friend as a child. I'll look at that child That's it. And then I say it's a good kid. I'd be like but that's the thing is that when one of our friends as a child Then you constantly being like Are you being? Abused to that. I think that we're safe with our children

PN kids are all gonna be They're all gonna be safe what I'd be more concerned about is you're gonna try to take my job Oh, yeah, exactly coming from me. You're taking my job But that's just uh called paranoia. Yep. Yeah, no one wants our job. No, yeah This is a listener email time. Okay Okay, here we go tldr. I saw pegasus wait what Let's let's do this. This is gonna not be a story of abuse. This is very quick. Okay, but this is I love Random ass

Flying shit that people see. I love stories of big birds. I love the story of like that kind of stuff Not only just normal big birds, but I mean like huge birds Cryptids you sound like Hi, here's your calorie. Here's your coloring book. Thank you so much. I don't even need a nursing home Thank you. Mr. Soprowski. He says he likes big birds. So if you could squawk every time you go into the room Oh, he really likes that. Yeah, I like you. Yeah I was six years old I'm able to remember the moments leading up to the sighting my family and I were exiting the red robin

Yum, and we were making our way to our mom's fan tired I buckled my seat belt into the whole seat belt pillow trick and rested my head. Oh, yeah after red robin. That's that time Um, look up in the night sky and that's when I saw it It was roughly the size of a school bus almost appeared to be shimmering as if it's fur twinkled It appeared to be extremely far away, but was a visit what was visible due to its size Its wings weren't flapping but rather slowly cascading up and down as if it had intense mass to it very similar to mothman I looked away briefly to alarm my family of the pegasus once I look back It was gone

And this is where you have officially become the family weirdo. This is how it starts that's how it starts But remember when timmy Saw he thought he saw a pegasus and this is 12 years into the future when they're trying to figure out What kind of medication to get you and this is back to side stories l pot l gmail.com you got weird shit You've seen in the sky. You know, we love to talk about it. Send us those stories. Absolutely There's another story about the uh power the power team. That was the Christian weight lifters. You saw I'll never forget them. Uh, they were on not it wasn't god It was steroids. It was but steroids

Is aren't they all just like made by the lord? This is one of my ultimate pet peeves is when people have a product And they don't know how to package it No one wanted to go see these hogs blow up water bottles and lift weights and bend things So they had to package it in jesus And then they got the crowd that christ provided them you talking about because christ can get a crowd Yes, and then they got to do their little flimflamory with their muscles Yes, but it's it's both marketing the flimflamory their muscles is the most pure thing that they were doing god didn't do that for them No, with the russians with their

How many weak christians there are are you weak most of them almost boneless Here's a good story for you In the 90s the power team decided to include dramatic plays into their show Because big strongmen were also excellent actors They would send a script ahead to the church the church would fill the roles practice and then perform with the power team I snagged the lead role for the play at my church. Hey, this is the plot. All right I was a young woman who started dating a guy. We had sex unfortunately not on stage I got pregnant and then had an abortion

I then go to the r because i'm dying for my abortion The nurse leads me to accept jesus before I die They brought a real casket into the church I laid in the casket for quite some time and then jesus The gigantic power team man comes and saves me and gets me out of the casket Leads me to the front of the stage and hands me my baby that I aborted The church is crying and whooping and hollering and carrying it on He did this at the altar call for they do it at an altar call for people to get saved

I am so i am so freaking triggered right now. That's so funny. I was 12 years old. Oh, of course only okay So, oh, wow. Wow. What a story arc. How did the power team ever come up with such a captivating tale? I love it. Here's another story There's a hundred percent true story of an experience I had in an abandoned haunted house known as the tiger house Oh, yes The tiger house in mesa, arizona was a well-known site for people at my high school Everyone would go there and talk about their experiences the backstory of the house However became an urban legion of sorts everyone has a different version of it the best telling of it

I had I found on a post was it is said that there was a little boy Was killed when his tree house fell over and then the sister committed suicide over her brother's death The father had a cage in his backyard and had a bunch of tigers in there And he had to get together with some friends and he left them He left them in the cage as he went to get some drinks. He came back and they were all dead Yeah, that's a horrible place to leave your friends. I don't think unless you have good strong friends Well, it's still tigers. They're quite strong very good sense of character though He later killed his wife and then committed suicide in the house to avoid being arrested for his wife's murder

It's said that the children are buried under the tree's next to the main brick friends The brother is buried under the bigger one. That's a lot. I'm gonna say that is ripe for a haunting So, uh, that makes that does check out as far as where the ghosts would be a lot of tragedy People have said you have experienced piano playing upon request as well as whistling hearing growls and yelling and even accounts of being pushed or hit I've been with friends a few times without experiencing anything until the last time I went There are rumors it was going to be torn down do it due to neighbor complaints about all the kids trespassing there, of course Yeah, one of my best friends had never been so I decided to take them To get to the house you had to walk down a gravel path and slip through a broken part of the fence

It's nighttime when we call that's fun. No, man. Oh, I miss it. I miss it When we start heading towards it we hear the sound of something coming towards us It's not like it goes like when a dog that is chained up starts running towards you My friend hears a two and I see lights like like a cat or a dog's eyes look like at night over by where the tiger cages are We both book it out of there and back to my car. So wanting to go back We call we move friends to come with us Thinking that it's in our head and we'd be less intimidating with a larger group Our other friends get there and we start to head back to the house

So when we get there and me my friends are complete shock the house We had just seen 10 to 15 minutes before had already been torn down Before we got there weird. It's just a pile of rubble I asked my friend to describe what he saw to me since he had never been there nor he had ever seen the house He described it perfectly to this day. It still baffles me and it's the most unexplainable thing that's ever happened to me Believe it or not. I know what I saw. He knows what he saw very cool. I love There is something about the ages of 14 to 17 Going to the haunted places every small town has them every sky you sleep with you make it a crime every day

In many ways I was a virgin until I was 18 and had sex with someone who was 24 Oh, that's why I lost my v-card. Isn't that exciting? Isn't that something everybody wanted to know? I was excited. Yeah Um, but I missed those adventures When you're young enough to really first of all you got to steal some or really be scared like truly scared Like they are real ghosts. We had we had a cemetery that had a bleeding tree I think it was just sap in hindsight Yeah, but it was I believed it and it was like a bunch of creepy shit happened And the nice thing about being a teenager you make so many mistakes

So then you can just kind of blame everything on a haunting like it's not your bad driving It's a ghost that's trying to gave me beer The ghost did it That's how it always is. Why does this ghost love? Uh, what does we roll in rock? Whatever was the closest to the door that you can just grab and go So that's what we used to do. Well another show another perfect show You know, we definitely spoke and we're so happy to be with everyone

And we're hoping that everyone is doing as well as they can be out there And we're gonna we will be on the road in the second half of this year I'm gonna snort the vaccine. I'll butt chug the vaccine. We're gonna do whatever the f we have to do to it I'm gonna have so much fucking vaccine in my blood. You're gonna be able to suck mine I'm almost gonna get I'll almost die from too much vaccine, which I think is just full blown covid Um, so we're gonna see you all and we can't wait can't a fist bump and we're gonna freaking I'm doing my dry Jan. I'm gonna maybe even try to stay healthy and try to drop my LBs Just want to hit the stage. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're gonna be like a shark

You're gonna be like a stealthy beast Predator because you want to live every day like, you know, because you know what sharks they can't stop swimming You know, so you die in symbolic Yes, it had a hustle and hustle and hustle and hustle and hustle and grind hustle and grind until you're dead What a fate worse than death in America. Welcome to living in America. You hustle and hustle and hustle and hustle until you're fucking skeleton I'll never forget when I spent the two weeks in Uruguay. I didn't realize that people didn't do what we do here And then when I came back, I was like this place is really intense people work too hard Yeah, it really is an intense country. We forget that we really do and guys you gotta laugh

You gotta laugh and know for a fact that you are gonna have that abortion and you're gonna love it I don't If if that is your choice then then so be the abortion lifestyle. That's what I know That's my new thing the abortion lifestyle the life branded. You know, why don't we make a brand? Why don't you why don't we have like Fucking this is your abortion wear. This is an abortion top. These are abortion shoes abortion gear. I think they're just close Abortion waters abortion weed Okay, well, we'll see and that's what we'll be bringing with our new weed line

But you're really certain I'm certain that our partners will love it here. Oh, they can't wait. Yeah And I believe you have another L. No, I did it love that was oh you have to love your yes Yeah, I love all of it. Thank you wrapped it all up in one You just it was so seamless that I actually missed it with my I'm so good at this I'm always paying such close attention when you start talking about your abortion lifestyle Plants for your big apparel company that you have because you know, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it with a z abortion I think that's one. Well, whatever choice people make that is best for them is the choice that I support. Thank you for covering

Uh Everyone. Um, oh speaking of which it looks like the last prisoner project. Uh, maybe we're definitely giving to them I'm like very excited to we haven't contacted them. I don't know if they want to help I actually have some contact information for them. So perhaps this may be more of a top hat thing I might have them on top hat to talk about the uh, the exciting world of drug reform and give you Because I can talk to them about butthole magic Actually, I have an article I forgot even bringing up today. There's a whole thing about butthole magic Didn't we already do that with Sylvester Stallone's mom more than one next week

This is oh, wow. We actually did like I we did that I hang her. Yeah, like I'd like better come back next week. You're gonna miss the butthole news Hail yourselves everyone. Hail Satan. My good solutions What's one tidbit of the butthole that we can just give just to continue the tease. It's all about the shape of the cheeks Which is weird because I got nothing new with the butthole So gross Oh the butthole so much butthole stuff

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