Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Maternal Instict

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news - The boys weigh in on Tom Holland, Zendaya, and the Polymarket, the new Netflix documentary Maternal Instinct and the story of Taylor Parker - who faked a pregnancy and murdered friend to steal her unborn child, Peter Theils secret society exposed, AI draws first blood, Indian man stands in the same place for 12 years as a vow to god Shiva, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the lost podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. My fault that I'm out here feeling loose.

God is sick on my juice. And I'm sitting on this goose. It ain't my fault. Is that how you make far gras? I mean, in the old days. Yeah, you just get on a goose and you sit on them until it's delicious. No, you're not supposed to now. Now it's like the problems that you're supposed to feed a goose, so many delicious, like, fatty things.

And now it's like they took that away from the goose. Yeah, but basically it was my 500-pound life as a goose. He was torturing the goose. It's like if they ate the person at the end of my 500-pound life. Ooh. Or just ate their liver. Dude. Just ate their liver.

You know it's a tasty liver. That is a really fun idea. My 500 pound liver? I would love to see the fat content of a 600 pound person in the, like, I actually wonder, Eddie, I've never, I've never thought about the side stories LPOTL at Gmail.com. Can the liver of a 600 pound person be turned into foie gras? Probably. I wouldn't try and eat any other part of them but the liver. The liver is also considered to be the most nutritious part of any animal you could eat.

Well, that's why orcas are so. And this is my one gripe of orcas is that when they kill a great white shark, they only eat the liver and then dispose of the rest of the body. It's very wasteful. But if they were, if the orcas were indigenous people, they'd be wasteful. You know what? But because they're orcas, we forgive it. Yeah, because and that's, to me, one of the glaring double standards we deal with as a country. And I feel, and that's why I'm actually really proudly to be a part of a new society or my new group where we're, our goal is to just kind of randomly.

kill whales. Yeah. And just, where the whale colors. How Japanese. Super Japanese. That's why I also bring my giant camera with me everywhere. And I got to take a million pictures of it and show no one and put it on Facebook.

I also, I film everything with my iPad. Oh, you're so into it, buddy. I'm so Japanese. You're new. I film everything with my iPad. It's pretty great.

Welcome to side stories. Oh, yeah. My name is Henry Sibrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. That's right. That's me. Now, we talked about switching sides, but then we didn't do it. We did it for the other show.

Oh, it's for the movie stories. Well, I wanted to try. Which is available on Sirius and Patreon. It's available on Patreon. So if you already joined the Patreon, just go watch it over there. It's already on there. It's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so we, yes, I switched it for that because I was watching a video with Tom Hanks that was really describing the concept of how people legitimately have good sides and bad sides. I am facing my bad sides. The camera. I know I am. Same. I know I am. I got this weird skin tag over here and I got a gap in my teeth over here.

This is my bad side. But the reason why we know this. I gotta get my tooth implant. Yeah, we do. And then no one will be none the wiser. Triple G. Triple G. Yes, you need.

What do you mean? Big old, big natural titty. Oh, a natural titty? Yeah. In my mouth. That's what you mean? I need teeth. Oh, whatever, dude.

Then you're calling the wrong fucking guy, man. I'm just always sick. You're a little titty. That's cute. Yeah, who'd be busy. You know who is never going to have a problem sucking on a titty? Who? Wonderful Tom Holland.

Oh. You think Tom Holland's getting dumped. I'm mad that we're even starting with us. You brought this up earlier. I think he's fine. I brought this up earlier, right? So Zendaya and Tom Holland got secretly married, right? But now do we know this thing?

Oh, they did? Yeah, sort of. I didn't know that's why you were talking about it. She has been... How do you sort of get secretly married? It's like a... Have they, haven't they, kind of like, fake thing? doing it for a green card? I think he's doing it to keep Zendaya, right?

I think he's trying to hold on to Sondaya. And I think Zendaya is just so, like, I think it's fine right now. I think for a while she's been with Spider-Man. She's like being with Spider-Man. But the reason why I wanted to talk about this is because I think it's finally time for Eddie and I to broach the topic of Polly Market. So, you see, Eddie is not into gambling. It ruined his family.

I hate gambling. A lot of things ruin my family, but I'd say gambling was top two. That was top two, right? For me, I don't know. Father number one. Yeah, just dads existed. See, I'm not a gambler either. I don't like it.

But then, you know, and this is not a paid advertisement for Polly Market because we'd be on a different channel. I hate the Polly Market. We'd be making more money. But this, so, but I thought it was like this is a good thing to maybe even use it for in case you want money. And this is my insider tip to those, whoa. What happened? My chair collapsed. Oh, it did.

Wow. Hold on. Is this how short you're supposed to be? No, no wonder you wanted to change sides. Oh. Why my chair collapse? I don't know, man. Why my chair collapse?

Sounds like too many others. They're here now. Right here. Do you want to switch chairs? No. You look so little. I'm so small. I'm stuck on this chair.

The chair fell down. What do you do? Do you adjust the camera? No, it's important for me to do this from this place, okay? Because I'm punching. Are you happy? I went down to. No, I'm not Trump.

No, I'm not slap. I'm going to slap you as they said. So I, so I figured this is an insider tip for people out here. for people out here because no one likes insider trading. Does that you always look at the world? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it makes you angry, right? Yeah, you're ready to fucking do attack.

But my insider tip is that if you want to go and put a bet on a polymarket, all right, and you want to make money, I would say you're going to go and you're going to bet and Zendaya's going to leave Tom Holland within the next year. I mean this. You're going to set this up. You're going to put $10,000 on it. You're going to make so much money because, you know why I know that? and you know how I know that? Tom Holland's hairline. I look at it, he's

becoming British. The second, the second he becomes British, she's gone. We got, on the polymarket... The second he turns into the British man he's going to be, we all saw what happened to cute Prince Andrew. I mean, we saw what happened. He pulls him in.

Oh, he's got heavy cosmetic surgery done. He looks horrible. He's had... Jude Law has had his whole scalp reconstructed like three. three times. Yeah. So, dude, this is happening. This is what I'm just saying. This is my call out to you. Oh, is this going to happen to Marcus? Yes. Wow. He's going to get British. He's going to get British. No, well, he's not full. He's still American. So he's still naturally handsome. So once your family's been here for multiple generations, you stay handsome.

You stay handsome. That's, but if you stay over there, oh, it's the not, it's no fluoride, right? You're cute, you're cute, you're cute. No, you know, they don't have fluoride anymore. The thing they're rid of it. The thing about British guys is that they're cute, they're cute, they're cute, they're cute, then they turn British. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden it's, oh, hello, this is all just, I simply can't find my wrinkled cream for my shins. He is going to literally receive sock garters in the mail. Like, a British man can't even keep his socks up. Really? You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying here. Tom Holland is going to get to that point. His legs are going to become really skinny. They're very thin now. Yeah, oh, he's going to get skinnier and stranger, and that's my bet. See, I think Tom Holland's going to stay a cute little boy.

I don't think he is. I think he's already, Tom Holland's what, like 33, 34? And he's adorable. He's going to. You can put him in your pocket. He's going to go British any day of the week. I don't think so. I think it.

Any day now he's going to be very hard for it. He's only 30. He's only 30. No, he's going to be British very, very soon. He's got a full decade before he turns British. Guess what she gets now? Half. Half?

Spider-Man. She gets half Spider-Man. Well, he gets half a dude. No, he gets jack shit. He gets nothing. What are you talking about? She's going to strip him of his life. She's going to take half of his stuff.

And then he's going to end up dating like Casey Anthony. See, I think, I think Zendaya's too classy to do any of this stuff. I think she's, I think she's on the level. I think that's really good. Zendaya seems cool. So you're betting on, you're betting that they'll stay together. But here's the deal. If you bet on the Polly Market, if they stay together.

then when do you win? When one of them dies? That makes... I'm not going to live that long. These people are going to outlive me by 30, 40 years. Some bad could happen to them. Does that die? There's a bubble around her.

There's snipers following the two of these. Everywhere they go. I'm still saddened by the loss of Oliver Tree. All it's going to take is one fucking helicopter ride and she's out. I don't know. They seem too responsible. I know that they would probably... I imagine that they would throw

out other people to save Zendaya. I imagine that Zendaya will be saved at all costs. The only way I could see this happening is if Tom Holland foregoes his own life to save hers. Like Spider-Man. I could see him dying like Spider-Man for her life. Well, that's the only way, I mean,

that's the only way she's marrying. He's like one of the only good Brits. She's only marrying him so that he will die earlier than her. You think that? Yeah. I mean, he's definitely going to die earlier than her. Well, that's all men. She's going to live forever. Yeah. Yeah, Zandia's, you know, she's like an...

She's a redwood. She's a chihuahua. In my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going to go 125 years old. But she's tall, though, right? Yeah, sure. I don't know.

She just looks tall. He's probably short, too. He's super tiny. He's tiny. That's why she looks tall. Yep. They're both tiny. They're super small.

I think they're going to be happy forever. I hope so. You know what? I just want to make money. I want our people to make money. So I put it like a... It's about the audience, Eddie. This is not about me.

It's about the audience and giving them a good tip to go out and do. All the guys talk about sports. I hope the audience has an extra 10 grand to lay down on whether Zendaya and Tom Holland break up. Sell your stuff. Sell your things. I see, but there's other. Cash in your 401K. Put it on this.

You know, it's interesting. I'm looking, so I searched this doesn't exist in the polymarket right now. That's what I'm saying. You would have to invent this in order for it to exist. I searched. There are 103 results for Tom Holland Zadaya divorce. And the top one that comes out that, makes me interested

is Margo Robbie divorced by June 30th at 1%. Wow, interesting. Yeah, there's all... Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see that. There's all kinds of these in here. But the more interesting thing on the polymarket that I saw is

just like, you could bet on who's going to be the president in 2028? No, we have... This is insane to me. We're off the rails right now, Eddie. Yeah. We're off the rails into a bunch new things right now, Eddie. That's why I was trying to give them a more innocent bet.

Ghana is only a 5% on the polymarket against England in the World Cup today. Do you think that it would change if you could wear your Ghana jersey that you purchased? I bought a Ghana jersey and I don't know if I'm allowed to wear it or not. It's one of those drunken I thought I was being cool and

bought a... So I don't care about soccer football, World Cup. But you love Africa. I hate FIFA and I love Africa and I love the music more than anything. else. We do. And jazz... That is true. Of all of the people that you would say, I mean, obviously Eddie, again, he did the emcee, the parliament funkadelic. You know, that's the closest ever got to being a black person. But also, Eddie lives the most African, like, you listen to an

extreme amount of African music. It's, it's my favorite music right now. I can't get enough of it. I'm obsessed with Ebo Taylor. You know what I've been obsessed with? What? Vietnamese funk. It's really good. Yeah. I got a Cambodian record. I'll have to share with you. Yeah. You're going to love it. You're going to go crazy. It's the ones where they go, ah, stop. It's a little funkier than that. But see, so I'm a real... So I've been obsessed with Ebo Taylor, who died last year, RIP, Ebo.

He was 90-something. I got to see him, but jazz is dead, which is my favorite jazz company out here, a blue note. They put out this Ghana soccer jersey, but it has Ebo's name on the back. Oh, cool. I think it's very cool. So I bought it. And then I put it on, I'm like, I'm going to get beat up.

You know, you could be South Africa. But Ghana's not South Africa. And they don't like them there. They don't like the Afrikaans in Africa. Well, let's send this to side story. Side stories. I think so can I wear? I spent too much money on this jersey.

Am I allowed to wear it? Can I or do I have to donate it? Do I have to find someone from Ghana and give him the coolest gift ever? See, I honestly, I think that he can't celebrate it, but I think this is, well, very similar to our lines about whether or not I'm allowed to dress up Wendy and Carmi as incredible icons of black history for black history for a photo shoot. I feel like it's in the same way where a lot of people felt that

actually was quite a beautiful celebration of them. I think it's nice. I think you should do that next year, and I'll help you. But all right, so Google AI says anyone, regardless of racer background, can wear a Ghana soccer jersey in public. That's because AI kind of races. Yeah, yeah.

It's why we accept it as casual streetwear or a symbol of appreciation for a sport and the country. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I also wore a dashiiki for two years. Yes, but that... You look great. Yes. I wish you could still wear it, but we know you shouldn't.

I feel that it's starting to come back. I feel like the soccer jersey is the Deshiki gateway. It's starting to be. Yes. Because my problem right now is that I'm about a 48-inch chest. I am getting to the point where I'm going to have to start wearing dashisikis again. Yeah. Big tits.

Yeah, it's good. I think you look good, though. Fuck England. I'm going for Ghana. Wow. This all came full circle because Tom Holland. Yeah. Wow. We're really good. We're really good at podcast. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you, UK. I'm going Ghana. By the time this comes out, you guys would have crushed them, I'm sure.

Possibly. But we also, but again, it's a safe bet. So I would say go and make that bet. It's not a safe bet. It's only 5%. We'll make that bet. I mean, on Tom Holland and Zendaya. Oh, that. That's a good bet. That's a good bet. All right, here we go. I don't like the polymarket. I know. No, we don't really like the polymarket. We just thought it would be funny to use money and cynically to

decide whether or not love is enough. Yeah. And use that on polymarket. That would be really fun thing for us. All right. You convinced me I'm gonna wear the jersey. Now I can't wear it. I was gonna say if it's for a joke, then I think you're allowed to, yeah. No, it's not a joke. I legitimately

no, I love to care about. If you have a good joke, I care about Ghana. Go along with it. You're allowed. But also, yeah, but why does it feel weird for you to wear a Japanese one, right? Well, because I don't give a fuck about them I'm just saying any, but I'm just saying Like, for me it would be Weirder, I think it's because of my past

Yeah, like if I were to wear a Japanese One, people are like, oh, we're, oh, I know what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I don't have like a Ghana-Larsen character in my past. And that's why we're introducing it now.

If we're good, I'd love to hear a little bit from Ghana Larson. Hi, how you do? doing. I'm just a regular guy. I moved here. That's so smart. Smart comedy. That was very good.

All right, here we go. Let's get into some true crime, Eddie. Live from Northland. All right, yeah. So I made you watch this documentary on Netflix. Man, I was not I did not want to watch it, and boy, oh, boy, was I fucking eating it up.

It was. It is upsetting. Natalie doesn't like it when I'm watching one of these, and I'm like, ooh, this is good. She's just like, everyone's dead, though. Yeah, I know, but I like it. So we watch, on Netflix, we watch this new documentary called Maternal Instinct,

which is based off a story that came out in 2022, I believe. In 2020, it happened. That's when it happened, but then I believe it got all the coverage in like 2022. Did you cover it on side stories? Do you remember?

Like, I think at a time we thought it was too dark, but now... For side stories? Yeah, but now I don't care anymore. Yeah. So this is a story that is, I mean, it's wild because it involves one of my truly, like a topic that I'm fascinated with inside of true crime and weirdo thought, which is malingering and fake, like pathological lying. Yeah.

And malingering specifically is people that pretend to be sick in order to get some kind of clout, like weird clout. I never understood it. It's very interesting because sometimes they'll do it. for nothing at all. Like there's a story of an Australian woman that faked having cancer and it got so fucking huge. Like that,

like the story, there's another story about this woman who faked that her husband died in 9-11 and then she worked her way into this 9-11 victims group, this like victim's advocacy group. And then legitimately then worked her way through all these weird political machinations within it

and like ousted the former leader and did all this shit. Meanwhile, like everything was a law. Yeah. And there's something about pathological liars, I find fascinating. Yeah, because it's so hard. It is. It's just, I don't, it's so, to me, to lie that much is just so stressful. It's harder. And then we've also known, I mean, you know, I don't think I'm talking too out of school here. I've known several pathological liars. They exist in everyone's life. But I also, I've known reformed pathological liars. Which I'm all about. And I think they're really interesting, too. That's just as interesting to me, hearing them talk about why you.

they did what they did, you know, and largely it's to get along with the Joneses. Sometimes it's just because you want attention, and largely it's literally like a lot of them have to get on medication, talk therapy in order to really talk about why they do what they do, which largely comes from

a sense of, I'm not enough. I feel like you're allowed to lie until you're 18. I think that this is, we all have those, right? Everybody had the... When I was young, I lied. Everybody did. Every child lies. And like, you know, like childlike lies. It's like the thing where they do that, you know, when you come in,

the one kid's lying about going to Europe for the summer or that their dad invented Velcro or something. I met a cute girl on a cruise once. Of course. That I, which was a girl that I saw that I thought was pretty. And then you, you're a kid, you get over it.

Yeah. But some people don't get over it. And I do think that it's, sometimes what happens is that your pathological lying will then not even be your issue. It's actually something else. because you'll do extreme things to try to make your lie be real. And that, to me, is, like, even more interesting than just lying. Yeah, because it's just making it so much harder.

Yes, it's just trying to make it real. But, so this story is about Taylor Parker. And the new documentary, Maternal Instinct, it is a new story. So the new, it is out there. Yeah. But if you want to see the doc, some spoilers ahead. There are, yeah, there's spoilers. But the story has been out there.

And there's more to it. So it's a great doc. It is. Taylor Parker is 27. It was 27 years old. It was in 2020 when she was 27. And she seemed like, she kind of lived in two lives. One in which she was a single mom that had two kids that she just sort of like didn't pay attention to.

Yeah, they're just kind of existed. No one ever saw them. And this lady. One came around and the other one wouldn't. And Taylor seems to be the type of person that would go through like a friend group pretty easily. And then she met this other and this new guy. And you kind of thought like, oh, you know, like whatever. And then the story is, it's like, oh, she gets pregnant with this guy.

And then, oh, she's going to be saved by him. But that's not the story. The most naive man in history. Well, I would say, you say naive. I say checked the fuck out. Yeah. Which is both, I guess. I think that guy was head.

That guy was just like, I don't even know what's happening here. So this is out of New Boston, Texas. This is the middle of fucking nowhere. Taylor Parker, the crime she would go on to commit is that she would fake. being pregnant up until 10 months in her pregnancy and then she would in a moment of pure manic delusion

stab and mutilate her quote-unquote best friend who was pregnant with the baby cut the baby out of her using 94 different fucking varied cuts after watching C-section videos on YouTube and then tried to fake the baby as her own and the baby

and her best friend Reagan died in the process. She's now in jail and she has got the fucking death penalty in Texas. The sixth woman to ever receive the death penalty sentence, and she is still there. They are trying to figure out something about our mental state, blah, blah, blah. But this story is like, that's all I heard originally was just that.

This woman had fake being pregnant, and she cut the baby out of somebody else. And then I saw the body cam footage of her, of which you can see in the documentary, but it was all over the internet where she's all shaky and crying and covered in blood, and she's closed the stuff. She's really not covered in that much blood. No. She must have changed and washed herself. She did. She did. We know that she did. Okay. And so she was, she had blood on her. She was saying, oh, my God, I gave birth

in my car. And this, the cop is like, oh, my God, they get the baby in. And the second they're all at the hospital, everybody knows that there's something fucking wrong. Yeah. But isn't she like wearing jeans? Yes. She's just dressed. As like the most basic level, you don't give, you don't put your jeans back on after you give birth on the side of the road. God knows what this. I mean, obviously, she wasn't on the right mind, Eddie. And so they went and they talk about They talk with her about this and she's just all like Oh, do you mean I didn't have a baby?

And that doctor That doctor is my favorite character in the whole thing When he comes and he's like, Ain't no way baby came out of there When you first thing Nope, no baby Let me go check see your baby coming there Let me look

Well because There ain't no baby enough It's just like a mechanic It is one of those things where it's like You know she let it go all the lie go all the way to having her fucking pussy checked. Yeah. Like she let this lie go all.

I mean, she had to have known that when the doctor looks under that dress, they're going to be like, okay. So let's take it all the way back. Yeah. So it starts with Taylor Parker. It starts in high school. It starts with her.

She's a little bit of a chubby girl. Mm-hmm. Self-conscious. Her friend said the thing that she would do, though, very casually, is that she would say, give me a naked picture of you from your chin down. I'm talking to a guy. They're like, what the fuck you're talking about, Taylor?

You know, just being like, I want him to like me now. I want to show him in these pictures. They're like, so what's going to happen when he sees you? Yeah, she had no answer. Yeah, exactly. And so she started catfishing guys, and then the guy'd show up, and then it'd blow up, and that was like one thing. So that's kind of the next thing that started.

Then it starts with, she's starting to have health issues. Right? So she did get the nudes? yeah sometimes crazy girls are weird yeah they're young right they have no fucking idea right so she is Taylor now

she gets a new group of friends and she is starting to do the chronic illness like dive right she's starting to say oh I'm getting this oh I'm feeling faint everything kind of becomes about her health right like comes about all these kind of things and eventually she comes and tells her friend

I have MS that actually diagnosed me with MS. And they're like, oh, my fucking God. Everybody gets together. And she's like, oh, you know, a couple months after that. It's like, actually also, I just got diagnosed with cancer. And they're like, oh, my fucking God. And they go and they, they get, she gets the baby come out.

And she made up all these things about how she had, because she ended up getting pregnant at 17 and getting pregnant with another baby. And after she had that baby and all this health stuff started happening, she basically said, oh, we're having issues with your, like, the baby came out, and at first she was like, oh, you know, I got my tubes tied. That's what she wanted. She came up with this, like, thing about how at 21 years old, she went to the doctors and said, tie my tubes,

I'm not having any more babies. And they're all like, why? Why are you doing this? It's so young. And she's just like, I don't care. No more babies. And so they went and they tied her tubes up and then gave her a hysterectomy. Well, it's because she ended up having an egg tick,

what is they called, an ectropic, What's that that term of a pregnancy that gets caught in a tube after she'd gotten her tubes tied? That's right. She got pregnant with it and she needed to have a hysterectomy. So she got the hysterectomy. Everything's pulled out of her. Now she's just like this kind of like whatever normal person. But she's also been-

Call it a hersterectomy, by the way. Thank you. You're right. You're right. That's what, you know, what are we even doing here? A woman's rectomy. Yeah. Thank you.

You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. Even though it was a man doing it. It was they interviewed him. That's her. That's my. That's his director. It's my director. It's my. I did that. I popped that pussy out. I popped the whole fucking thing. I took out the transmission.

I took out the whole fucking thing. I dropped in a new load. I brought it the taxisermist. I put it on the wall. I knew what I need to do. That's a man dude. It's right next to my deer heads. There's my dear uterus. So this is also where she started talking about how like she had to fall out with her mom and her mom was this air to a fortune that would go from

syrup to oil to salt salt she said that her parents were the Morton salt family all this kind of shit your name should be Morton if you're going to tell that lie yes so she burns through a series of friends with all of these crazy fucking lies

so she moves away and not too far but far enough like three hours so she moves away from her little town and she goes to her first radio. And so at the time, what she did was that because she had gained all this weight,

and then what happened, she had lost all the weight, then she kind of went fuck crazy, and then she kind of got weird and all that kind of shit, right? Yeah. At this point, now she's doing the, I want a man to settle down with. Yeah.

And I want a country man. I want a big strong countryman. She's a new Boston eight. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for the territory for, you know, like, you know, I think so. I think she's ugly inside and out

But see normally I can separate the two Yeah, because I'm wise like that So normally like even those evil woman I can figure out if she's hot or not I'm not attracted to her but I'm saying for the territory For a man who collects hogs for a living I think she's beautiful That's his job That's his job

And not only does he collect hogs as a job Apparently also does it in his personal life So this guy is the name of Wade Griffin, right? So she saw this guy, this amateur rodeo, and he's a hog trapper, big boy. And I would also say a little bit, not, hmm, he's not dumb, but he's very country and doesn't ask a heck of a lot of questions, right? Yeah. So she insinuates herself into Wade's life. She starts pretending to be somebody else.

So he's like so surprised that she wants to slop the hogs and she wants to jerk off the tractor and she wants to fucking slam the chickens. I don't know what they do. They do something. He's like, a woman kind of likes me. I'm in. But also in his idea too, because he was just like, because some women, some men in the country world, they like, tell me if I'm right or wrong side stories, L-P-O-T-L at g-Mel.com, but I think I'm correct. I think sometimes a big country man almost wishes he could

be with a man because she wishes that because he was like here's the first time I met a lady couldn't care about the country she liked the mud she liked the dog she like lifting the tricks

and it's like yeah no you like you want a man dude you want to be married to a fucking man it's a country girl a girl who raised on a farm somebody could change a tire but he's specifically saying you can't find that in the way that you find it because she's lying to him Eddie

She's doing the thing where she's pretending to be super country to get this man. I feel like if you could find her anywhere. She's in New Boston. No, the problem is I think that Wade wanted her to not look like him. And I think that's the issue is that when you get a lady that wants to slap up, wants to slap him up, wants to lift. Oh, I like her. She could lift a horse on her back. You know what I mean?

Like that's the kind of lady's looking. Julie's gorgeous. She runs my backyard. Diamond in the Ruff. Found her in California. now. I found her in New York. But then you brought her here, you trafficker here. Right? They wouldn't be able to do it.

So they're getting together, right? They, you know, whatever. So this woman then tells him, guess what, baby? I'm not inherent $8 million. This is well, they're together. They've been getting her two months. And he's like, no, fucking shit. And she's just like, not only that, we're going, I'm making every one of your dreams come true.

She buys him a fucking $100,000 car. She buys him the fucking house. She buys this mama car, a, hog ranch in Oklahoma. And the ranch too was like, they set it all up and they went and they toured it. It was this $4 million property and she's saying, oh,

I'm going to buy it for cash. And she's doing it to make the family jealous. The family's all like, damn, when they show that video and they're like, wow, I guess you gosh, going to be living a whole new life. Yeah. They had like a whole presentation over Christmas. Yes. And she was just like, yes, we are.

We absolutely are. And then the thing is that the guys that went to go look at the real estate people. They started looking into, go like, okay, $4 million cash, fucking absolutely, we'll set that up for you, uh, right now. Exactly. And so they... Because they also come

from a part of the country where, like, your millionaires look like shit. They do. That's what they were, they were like, we specifically deal with the clientele, that you would not make... But if you were to judge your book by a cover, you wouldn't think that they could own multiple million dollar properties. Yeah. It's like,

no, they do. Because they're all wearing jeans and they're dirty and they're fucking, yeah. Yeah, they're in, they have agricultural money. They got that agrarian money. Real money. Oh yeah, real money. Yeah. And so they go and so they go to check it in and they're like, no one's ever heard of her. And then her, the representative of the oil trust fund, uh, which is really funny because they work for

a shell company and her name was Shelley. Yes. No, it's definitely, it lacks any sort of creativity. Like her, wasn't her lawyer called like Bill Lawington? Lawington. Lawington. Yeah. Lawington. Yeah. Lawington or fake lawyer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which is fucking hilarious. It's my improv, right? It's so funny. And so while all this is like the money's now starting to default,

when all things are supposed to pay for them now that it's happening, they repossess the mother's car. They start being like, oh, you can't, you don't have the money for this. You don't have the money. She only had it for a couple months. Because she showed up with a brand new, like, Camry or some shit, a sedan. It's all on credit. Every single thing was on credit.

Yeah. She just got whatever. and she financed it. She just put money down and she financed it. And so, seemed like she was good at paperwork. It's, or,

yeah, or lying to somebody who's just looking to get the down payment and then they'll figure it out after the fucking fast. I mean, this is how the housing market collapsed.

That's what happened. So when this started, when this house of cards don't fall in, she tells Wade, actually, I'm pregnant. Now,

they've been together three months. She, for some reason, has decided that she needs to keep Wade. And the only way she's going to do this is by telling,

her telling him she's pregnant. And they know for a fact. Anybody that had known her knew that she could not be pregnant. Well, from her past. Yes. So she had reinvented herself in this new world. And the thing about Wade is that he's just not

curious. He just wants to go to work and he wants to work his fucking ass off and he wants to come home. He wants to go to sleep. And the way he kind of put he's like, yeah, she kind of says she was pregnant or whatever. And we want to look at all. I was like, well, I it's going to be done, how it's going to be done.

It takes a dude like Wade to fall for this type of shit. Absolutely. Because it's like, you know, you're not going to doctor's appointments. You're not going to all that. He kept being like, I tried to go, but then she'd say I, you know, like I was busy or there's something going on and I just didn't go. He never went to any one of the ultrasounds. He never went to any one of the doctor's appointments because there weren't any.

Because there weren't any. And then he. But also, to me, this is where he kind of sucks. Yes. Because if I'm having a baby, which I'm not, if I'm having a baby, I'm going to these goddamn appointments. I'm worried about the baby. He's fully checked out and he doesn't want to be there. He doesn't want to be there.

He stops liking her. Almost immediately, he was not into it. And she kept him with the baby. She loved Bobbden him and she kept him with a baby. And his entire family from the get is like, she's not pregnant. Yeah. And they didn't know she couldn't be pregnant. But they're all like, she's not fucking pregnant.

She's lying to you. She's not showing for like five months, six months. So she starts pretending. Yeah, she buys the bump. She buys that fake baby bump. She buys something that makes it look like it's kicking. Yeah. Yeah, she buys something that looks like fucking devious shit, right?

And the months are going. They plan that gender reveal, which maybe want to fucking blow my fucking brains out. Or they brought out a cow instead of a bowl. I just, I'm so sick. All the gender reveal stuff, it's just so sick of all these, everybody's just filling everybody. filled with fucking cum. I'm so sick everybody being swollen with come. And so there you go.

I hate gender reveals. They're stupid. I don't think I'll ever go to one. Don't. Well, we're past that, I think. I don't think there's any reason to go to a gender reveal. Because I honestly, I don't care what gender your child is. No.

Have the baby. I want it to be healthy. I think we should have a healthy reveal. Yeah. Would that be nice? Yeah. It's got one head. Hey, how about that?

So this whole story is fucking crazy. So in the meantime, like Taylor's like faking, like because she has no money, she's faking doing all these various things for work. So one thing she did, which is the one of the big pavilions of grifters, which we've talked about on this show forever, the photographer. She created a fake photography thing where she's like, oh, I'm a professional photographer. And you have to understand all you really need to be a professional photographer is a website and a camera. Yeah. And then someone to pay you and then magically you become a professional photographer. Exactly. Someone has to believe you're good at your job.

Yes. So her best friend, how she met her, was that she had hired her to be her wedding photographer. Yeah. And so she was the, and she took a bunch of super mediocre pictures of her wedding. Yeah. And the lady loved them. And they just, the two of them got together. I mean, also this woman, Reagan seems like the kindest, most, trusty, nice woman. Like, she died from kindness.

Yes. She was just such a truly sweet woman and this woman just destroyed her, obviously destroyed her life. And so by October of 2020, everybody had already assumed the fake miscarriage story was going to happen. This is all during the beginning of COVID too. It can only have happened during COVID. Yeah, because that's also true. Doctors appointments, you can only, like, you can't go in because of COVID and shit like that. She used it as a smokescreen for the whole fucking thing.

And so they go. And so two weeks past due date. It's now three weeks past or due date. A full 10 months of the baby cooking, right? They don't even go to get the baby. Like, that's what I just don't even understand. I was like, how in the living fuck we're not at the, not at the hospital within that first week to get the baby taken out or do any. There's only one person in my lifetime that I've known that's gone more than nine months.

Like, you just want it out of you. Or you want to, yeah, you want to get it out. You induce, like whatever. So many things to do, right? And so they waited until finally the very last minute. And the thing was is that her friend, which is like she'd done this before every time, her friend had got pregnant. And when she, when Reagan had gotten pregnant, she was obsessed with it, right?

All over her fucking, like all over, which is how her first group kind of fell apart was that she kind of glommed onto a person's baby shower and baby experience. She's obsessed with it. She's obsessed with, even though she has two kids, she's barely raising. Yeah. That they're off somewhere. They're literally just gone. That dude certainly had nothing to do with the documentary.

No. Whoever that guy is. He wants to never hear her name ever fucking again. Talk about someone who dodged a fucking bullet. Oh, yes. And I guess it's also, too, it's just the constant way just a, how's I supposed to know? Yeah.

And so eventually she would, in this moment of desperation, decide to kill her best friend, steal the baby, and pop it out of her. I just don't understand. when the lies get to be that big, I know it's a psychological problem. It's like a mental illness. Yeah. But I just don't understand

like there were so many off-ramps. I mean, to get to murder, like you have to kill someone I love for me to get to murder. And then probably won't even then. You know, like, it's like, I'll still go to the police. Yes. You know, like, it's like, so to get to murder, you're just evil.

And just the fact that they all did not straight up, no one wanted to dig deep enough into this issue. Well, that's because his friend, the people who did, their friends, when they approached Wade with the shit, he caught him out of his life. And just, he's like, this is my wife, this my child, you know, you're talking this shit, you know. I would love to put it out there.

That was my favorite guy, his friend that was always in the camouflage. Oh my God. I really liked that guy. I felt so bad for him. That guy had no business being mixed up in all this shit. Because he was just like, His wife knew something was fishy. And she's checking shit all night and bed.

And he's just like, will you stop? Will you please just stop? We've got to go to sleep. But she was right. Well, because every time I loved his attitude because it was like, listen, I don't want to get into another conspiracy theory. All right, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, I don't, all right, I want to stop all this.

We're fighting this. She did what? What? Wait a second, what? Like, you know, every single time. And it's like, he's at least being like, oh, no. Because he's trying to get to his buddy, and Wade is just like, you know, they're just, the men, examine your lives. Yeah.

That is the, because that's the key here, guys. Examine your life. Don't let just things just happen to you. Also, it's just like, Wade, you know, Wade definitely sucks or he's stupid. I think more so than anything, he's stupid. Yeah, yeah. I think it's one of the other. But, like, to throw your friends away for a person you don't even.

even like. Well, you barely even know. Well, because it's this idea that, because the problem of getting, this is pride, this is this idea that, well, now she's the mother my child. Like, no, dude, she just caught some gunk, bro. Also, just fucking, she just did it. I think it's insecure big boy disease, too.

It is. You think you're never going to find another person because you're a big boy. And then she's kind of cute. And so he thought, and because she does all the dumb hog stuff. Because she's kind of cute and she does all the hog stuff, and she doesn't also have a mustache. Yeah. That's why he wants to stay. Yeah, exactly. Yes, but he doesn't understand it's not enough y'all.

It really isn't. It's fucking not enough, y'all to stay. Unless, of course, they're going to teach you how to run a cult. And that's the problem is they never do, unless you can involve a Peter Thiel. Yeah. Oh, my God. And let's do this. Let's get into this next story. This next story is going to reverberate for the next several years. And we're going to have no real idea what's happening inside of this story. Probably ever. Yeah, but we finally got some proof that the fucking, like the Illuminati exists in a weird way. That's what this is, right?

The worst part about this is, I think it actually proved something that we've been talking about a long time, which is the capital I Illuminati never existed, but our current group of loser billionaires are trying to create one. Yeah. And it's not working. And this is past Bohemian Grove. This is crazier. Well, who knows?

Who knows? So it is just come out. It came out on Friday. Huge expose on Peter Thiel through Wired magazine. Good job, Wired. Good work about this secret group he put together called Dialogue. And it is, it's like, so first of all, Dialogue has had its website and its membership secret ever since it was made. I think it was in 2006.

Yeah, 2006. And we have had no idea what's in there were what they do, right? So it's a 20-year-old. fucking tech oligarch crew. Yes. So Peter Teal, every year, and I guess last year for the very first time, they're now constructing

a permanent campus in D.C. Around D.C. Yes. So this is going to happen. As we see, the construction work in D.C. is going really well. So I think it's going to think that's going to be a banger, you know? And so Peter Thiel,

he is, he created this idea of like, all right, it's All of these intellectuals are going to get together. And there's a members and guest list you're going to be. And then we're going to do this whole thing. And it was just revealed by a bunch of hackers that pulled out. They got to somehow there was a loophole in their security because all these guys are so fucking, they, they're barely tell what the hell's happening. Up their own ass and think they're so brilliant.

They don't see people. They don't think they can. They don't think that they can, which just also shows they're open to attack. Of course. They're open to it. So more of this. It's the same person who hacked the no-fly list. Yes.

More and more of this. So because remember, Peter Thiel straight up says he doesn't believe that freedom and democracy are compatible. And he also ran to Argentina. So, and it might have something to do with this news. We now know that some of the guys that went to this thing were police people like treasure secretary Scott Bessent, Sarah Bond, Ted Cruz, Joseph Gordon Levitt, the actor. Yeah. Brian Johnson, the vampire man that is stealing blood from his son. Corey Booker.

Cory Booker is a really fun one. And then also it is this thing. So he's bringing people together. Ezra Klein? Yep. Ezra Klein? Yeah. Like, that's crazy to me.

It is across the board. Everyone's bought and sold. It is important to remember, guys, that they're all on one team. This is still the fucking lesson is that it's not about left or right. It's about a certain amount of money in your bank account, gets you access to certain things. and it changes your brain and you start to think of the rest of us

as fucking expendable. And so that is what is happening. So this guy, in the conference, they're doing all these like funny, cute things. So first is the, one is just the topic of, they all get together like one of the topics was just World War III.

Yeah. And the other one was the pros and cons of AI. Yeah. Right. Which just seemed like stuff that we... Whatever. It's what leaders do. That's what leaders do.

But then there's one called how to start a cult, how to run a cult. Yep. There was another one called the one that was also, I think you're going past how to build a cult. It was moderated by the founder of the Christian networking site, pray.com. Yes. And then there's another one that was called, it's fun to be in charge.

Yeah. Right. Which is God knows what that means. Money does buy happiness? That's what it's another one that, another class that was called money does buy happiness. And then how's your sex life, of course. Yes. Because the big thing here is one of the big.

interesting factors of dialogue is that not only is it a think tank not only is it a summer vacation it's also a fuck shed because what they do is match make there yes which to me was one of the first things that rang a giant bell right it was like I just saw this bell as soon as I saw the the the option to fuck right the option well they help elite people find elite people is what they say. They help billionaires fuck because they can't close.

Okay? Because they literally are reptiles with no human emotions. If there were humans, they'd be millionaires. They'd be normal millionaires with chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay? And like giving back to society and shit. They'd be just normal guys having fun if they were normal people. But they're not. And so guess where this all brings us to? It's an island adventure.

Woo! So, yes. Of course. It comes back to Jeffrey Epstein. So there was a email exchange from Jeffrey Epstein where he says, Peter Thiel loves your secret society idea.

He's trying to go on off the grounds. He hasn't been able to figure it out. It's all connected all the way fucking back. So Peter Thiel, we now know that dialogue emails are all through the Epstein emails. And the reason why we didn't find them up till now was because we didn't know the names of the society yet.

Also, yeah, a word like dialogue means nothing. It means nothing. until you learn of the existence of this secret organization called that. So now we have all of these emails. We have no idea whether Jeffrey Epstein was going or not. We know that people were keeping him up to date with what they were talking about. He was full on invited. Oh, yes.

We just don't know if we went, which he did. Probably did. And so then they also were, and when he didn't go, they sent him materials from what they were talking about. Yeah. So it's all connected back. And again, we don't know if they actually make policy decisions or what they do. But the fact that they're all getting together and they're all super secret about it, to me, is doesn't bode well. Yeah.

And it's everybody. It's people who own major corporations. It's senators. It's everybody. Oh, no. Jason Gordon Levitt was just like, I thought that they was an interesting conversation. And then it's like the other guys were all like, Ted Cruz is there. I don't know how you're going to have an interesting conversation with him.

Because Ted Cruz's connections in the government and you're just happy he's there. Yeah. And you love the fact that he's a flawed sociopath because those are the best people to manipulate. Absolutely. Yep. So that's why the thing is we are, we're still being held under the thumb of these people. And they think it's funny. I think that's what's hard is that they think it's so funny and cute.

What am I supposed to do? Get rid of PayPal? I don't got time for this shit. No, PayPal's not. Unfortunately, it's not even the software, buddy. Our, I love the idea of boycotts and what we're doing here. Yeah. Right.

I don't think that's going to move the needle as much as a- Me not using PayPal. Isn't going to change anything. I think what's going to move the needle. It's just going to make my life harder. I think eventually we're all going to have to show up in front of a bunch of data centers. I think that's going to be a thing we're going to have to do at some point. But I think that's the later on conversation for if,

and when Peter Thiel somehow survives the military police of Argentina, which I still believe that he could end up being... They're protecting him. President Argentina said it's a haven for billionaires. But also, guess what? Then everyone has the price. Yeah. So guess what?

It's cheaper. The price is way cheaper in Argentina, I'm sure. But guess what? If he's undercutting him, somebody will come. Fucking overpay him to kill him. If it's just about money, baby, there's always somebody who's willing to pay you a little bit more. Yeah. Especially if it comes down to...

hog tie in a fucking billionaire. That's what we need. We need Wade. We need Wade. Wade can redeem himself. I don't know if Wade has enough attention to detail for this job. We just need him tying. Yeah, yeah, but we don't just get me to the Hawks.

We can practice on Ted Cruz. He's local. Why does he have so many hogs? Yeah. The other thing that we forgot is the reason, like, the story went so long going back to Parker, I know that we're done talking about that. But I think, like, what made it so interesting to me, and the reason she got away with it for so long.

And by for so long, I mean like hours, not like days or anything like that, is because she killed Reagan in Oklahoma and then drove to Texas. Yes. So it gave them a little bit longer to connect the news stories just because of the state line. No, she did it. She thought that she was doing it savally. She thought she was doing it correctly and she wasn't. Yeah, man.

No, she was flawed. Man, but I fucking, I don't think there's anyone, it's weird. I feel like Peter Thiel has taken over. Elon for person I hate most. I don't know. I really don't know. You know, maybe I should just hate everyone the same. I do. That's what I do. Don't rank them. No. It's like people who rank their friends.

No. What's wrong with either? Oh, God. You know, like wedding parties. Oh, you know, it's like, come on. Because guess what you always do? Every wedding, one friendship is ruined. Yeah, you put someone in there that shouldn't have been in there. Always. You know, every picture's ruined.

Yep. Oh, no. Believe me. Yeah. Oh, no. Believe me. Oh, no. Believe me. Oh, yeah. So we have a, all right, this is another big news event. I'm certain everybody, this is honestly big ups to robots. We have our very first official kill of a human being by an autonomous robot in the field of battle. And guess you used it? Ukraine.

Ukraine used it. It's very, very fascinating. It is the very first time that they have used a machine in which they said that it can fly out. It goes into Terminator mode, quote, unquote. And it's exactly the mode that called it. Yep. And it kills everybody. That's what they said.

Is it they send it out there, and don't worry, if there's somebody out there that you want to kill, it will kill. We just, according to the guy from Kokonovowski, we just launch it and we know everything will be dead. Everything that will be found there in this particular area will be dead. There is no connection to the drone at all. You cannot see the video, nothing. Everything it sees will be killed. We don't even know how many people are killed. Yeah, it says a couple of guys.

It says it killed a couple of Russian soldiers and one truck. What does it mean it killed the truck? But this is the first one. The only reason we know is because they sent in a man drone afterwards to make sure. To see what happened. And then it did its fucking job. Because the thing is the IDF has suicide drones, but it still takes a human to trigger them. And then there's other, we have military drones.

Because they have a moral code. They must. They have such a moral code. Well, the moral code requires them to see a child and explode it. Like, that's the problem is that when it's the moral code to kill the child, then technically they're correct. Yeah. And so, but we have suicide drones that we use and we do stuff like that, and we, we try, but

this is the very first time, just a robot's done it. I just want to say, congrats to the Jackie Robinson of, of AI robots out on the battlefield. Because, you know, it's really, really hard out there for robots, especially, volunteer army and these guys they really are that's fighting for freedom now we have used clod to bomb iran

and they believe that it was claud who actually chose to blow up that school very very early on yeah it sounds like a really useful way to sort of blame somebody else no it's all fake also just you know you still used claud

and if claud killed the school full of children you did it you did it listen you did it. Humans are still telling them what to do. Yes, it autonomously killed a bunch of people. But it was just told to kill a bunch of people that looked like this It was built to kill people. Yes.

So it's not just doing it. It's not like it... This is how it's AI, guys, is if it was built to make waffles and it started to kill people. And if it's not... If it's built to make waffles and it's making waffles, guess what it is? It's a waffle machine. Even if you call it an AI waffle machine. It's just a fucking waffles.

machine. Like this concept of AI that's being thrown around is a buzzword that means absolutely nothing. When they say AI's in your fridge, it means nothing. When AI's in your TV, it means nothing. It's a fucking computer program. It's software. That's all it is.

It's a way to sell you. But it's software that's not made by a human. No, yes, it is. The software is made by a human and then it goes in. I was at this great Jewish-Chinese wedding this weekend. You've got to try it sometime. I know. You sound great, honestly. I want the food. Yeah, oh God, it was wonderful. But the thing is, it was in Seattle, and there was a bunch of code writers there at the wedding.

There was a bunch of tech people there. And I was like, they were literally talking about how they miss writing code, that they don't, not allowed to write code anymore, that all code is written by AI. Yeah. Well, we're going to have, see is. I never thought of code that way. Code is art. As a writer, I never thought of code as something you write.

No, it's a code and it's an art. It's way more of an art than it is anything else. And what we're seeing, Eddie, is the fact that we are. racing towards a giant brick wall in which all of these companies that are going to be held up by these fake AI programs because we're just using the words AI. We're just using the term. Yeah. It's just a computer program.

It's not thinking. It's just doing stuff. It's not actually thinking. And what we're going to see is that once we're really dependent on quote unquote AI coders, we're going to see these websites falling apart. Yeah, but everything's going to fall apart. They are kind of thinking. Bots are thinking in a way.

See, again, we are, this is the issue is we have to think about what the term thinking means. Yeah. Is it making its own independent choices from data it's getting independently and then deciding to do something unique? That's thinking. Well, what's the difference between Google AI and then going, then this Ukrainian fucking drone killing people that it just just chooses? Google AI is really just kind of shortening news articles and it's always wrong. And then the same thing with this technology is that you don't think that this AI technology is not going to kill the wrong people.

Of course it's going to kill the wrong people. But we do kill the wrong people in war every day. I know. We're just moving blame to an even more inefficient source. Obama killed hundreds of us civilians. And he did it by hand, like a real man. Like a real fucking man. I'm just saying thinking is not what they're saying it is.

It's just working as a computer program. It is not thinking. So this idea that they are, that there are little people in here doing stuff and that their little miracle machines is completely a false spill of goods. And it's why we're heading towards a, it's why our economy's wildly bloated right now. And we're going to,

we're heading towards whatever the fall is going to be. It's going to be fucked up. Well, you know, what's funny is that it could be, or we could, it does also seem to be that there's enough blood in the water right now that more and more people are pulling out that as long as a lot of these things don't go to IPO will be fine. Yeah, truly, our economy will be fine as long as they don't take over the entire fucking thing. And because thankfully, it seems that they're failing with record speed.

So the more they fail and the faster they fail, the more will get past this little period. And then eventually AI will do what it needs to do, which is just supposed to do. do fucking, it's supposed to help you make your maps more efficient. It's so crazy that AI is getting all these second chances that if a human made these same mistakes, they would just be fired immediately. That's because they already fired all the people. Yeah.

It's because they fired all the people and the people are coming back and being like, you want me to fix your little problem, how but you give me fucking 20K more a year? Yeah. That's what I would do. Oh, absolutely. Definitely. That's what you should do. Yep. We're all, I mean, this is all so scary. Yeah, but you know, I, on some level

it is frightening and then on another level, I believe it's going to play out in a medium way. Like, it's going to play out in a middle way. I think it's going to play out and a lot of people are going to fucking die. They're already dying. Yeah. Yeah. People are dying. A lot more

people are going to die and a bunch of more people are going to die. But I do think that in the end, AI won't work. Of course it won't. Yeah. Because it can't think. Because it doesn't think. Yeah. Because we don't even know how we think. So how the fuck we're going to make a fiximily of how we think. If we don't know how the fuck we think. Because our think

is the one due to thinking, and when we look at the thinker, we have a hard time figuring out what the thinker's doing because we are inside the thinker. We obviously don't know how people think because who would ever thought that Taylor Parker would have done what she did? Me. I can tell by the air.

Yeah. I can tell by the air or the eyebrow combination. I can tell absolutely. All right, we got another, we have more fun story. There's one more story. Well, this is one of those where I just, like, cover in this type of stuff because we never do, and it's just like, I don't know what this is.

And I want somebody to send me more about it. I'm fascinated with guys like this. Have you seen the, so there are guys that for religious devotionals do specific physical things. And then they like change. Like I remember there was a one guy. Remember the guy that guy like, he stuck his hand in the air for like 15 years?

Okay. Yes. So this is a guy stood in the same place for 12 years as a vow to the God Shiva. Right. Okay. But the only reason why I even want to talk about it, was just like, man, his fucking feet. Wow.

Yeah, they look bad. Just look at him. Like it's not even, it's like his feet have turned into two giant blood-filled, like, pedestals. Yeah, no, he, I mean, those feet are going to fall off. Well, yeah, that's the idea. They're black. Yeah. They're gone.

Yeah. They're attached to his legs still, but they're useless and they're gone. But, you know, it's fine. I just think it's interesting that he keeps doing it. You know, he's still got his, he's technically still got his toenails. So, like, why is he doing it, though? It is a devotional. It's called standing penance.

It's like, what's so he does is he has been, it's an extreme austerity measure that he does as a way to achieve spiritual oneness slash as a devotional to his God, Shiva, that he personally has taken to be his own personal God. Yeah, well, you know, Shiva exists. Lots of people pray to seizure. But, dude, look, he's moving his legs. A billion people pray to Shiva. No one does this.

Yeah, because he's special, dude. He's Timothy Chambley. Look at this. He's even wearing the Knicks Orange. Oh, yeah. He's hip. Yeah, look at him. Nixon 5.

He was there. Oh, man. It's like, all right, my... I'm disgusted by this. I'm standing too long. My feet... I'm trying to do the rhyme. My feet are black.

My tunics orange. Oh, yes. Oh, God, was it? Nixon 5. Ah, what I get it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, my feet are black. My skirt is orange.

My Shiva got five arms. Nixon 5. Right? I already won. Oh, man. You see the one of him stretching? Yeah, I mean, he has to, he wasn't actually doing it on his own. He was using a board with ropes to lean on.

He's great. He's got a glam squad. Well, he's like. That's how he sleeps. Yeah, but I mean, he's not doing it then. Wow. Then he didn't even do it because he needs help. This isn't enough for you.

See, he didn't, well, no. This isn't enough for Shiva for you. I think his cause is so stupid that it's like, it's like, all right, if this is your cause, you're not even doing it. You've wasted your legs for no fucking reason. But what else is he going to do with him? Get a job. This is a job.

This isn't a job. He don't get paid for this. Actually, side stories L-P-O-T-L-G-Mail.com, but I'm pretty certain that guys like this do actually get paid. And then people donate money to them and they become like venerable. Like you know, like, but how is he even going to use it? He don't move. In India and all these areas, they have like guru

culture. Yeah. So people go and find the guru and then like a devotional like relationship is pretty, I don't think it's common, but I do know that it's way more like we don't have that here. Like they have it there, but they like they have like a whole thing where it's way more

common for them to sort of rally around a a local spiritual leader. Yeah. Because there's so many people. And they also, I want to say, Hinduism is polytheistic. I don't know, but his legs are starting to look like Kineshes.

I'll tell you that much. God, it's fucking ass. It looks horrible, man. Is it. So you're saying you don't like those legs? You're saying he doesn't look like a fucking thing he doesn't? He couldn't redo the scene from basic instinct? I feel like.

Can you imagine the? smell of that scene from him. I mean, his feet are, I mean, they exist, but like, I just, they're so big and black. They're so big in black. He should not have Shaq's feet. I know, but it's fun. It's fun. He did it to himself.

God, it's disgusting. And it makes no sense to me. Oh, he knows him. It's not necessarily a pantheons. There's many deities. Oh, it's not bad as far as religions go. It could be worse. It's got to.

I actually have no idea. As far as religions go, Hindu's like, fine. It's definitely better than Catholicism. It seems that it's way more, like, Hinduism seems like it's way more fluid. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm a fucking atheist. None of it's real.

It's certainly not fluid for this guy. No, it was not. It is quite solid. Yeah, it's quite solid. No, no, no, no. It doesn't matter. Anything that makes you do this, I can't be on board with. He's not being made to do it.

He's not going to, though. He's doing extreme. This is extreme. Yeah. Yeah, other people just normally just will do it for a little while. Yeah, if you lived in America, he would just be a racist tea party member. Yeah. Yeah, probably.

Yeah. But I just say it's just nice to see somebody with some discipline, everybody's so lazy. God damn. So let's get into some. listener letters. All right. I actually have a really fucking good one.

All right, I want to hear of it. So first of all... God, everybody wants me to change my deodorant. Well, I told you about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to, like, first of all, thank you to everybody that message about Ed's armpits.

I had one guy be like, they sell, they, they they sell Mitchum at this place and that place and this place. And it's like, I go, they're out. What do you want from me? Call me a liar. No, you should just go and get...

changed a native. I ordered a bunch of Mitcham online. Thank you everybody. Oh, you did? I'm fine. Yeah, he's bought a creative of it online. I'm good for the year. It seemed like it would have been an easier. It has an easy solution, but I did it. And it's up. No must-no fuss. Oh, wow. Wow.

Oh, dude, you know what else we didn't cover really? What? That, the fall, I know last week we covered like with sketchy Andy and all the guys that all the daredevil stuff. Yeah. We never really, like we talked about the lady falling during the Bungy Court incident where she didn't have it attached?

Yeah, I didn't really. It was still developing. Did you watch the video? No, I don't watch that type of shit. Oh my, no, they don't see anything. The video is crazy. The video, they lift her up over their heads. So what they do here is... How did they not know? There's three people holding

her over her head. How can you not tell there's not a rope attached to her? I can tell just by looking at it for sight. They're all now under investigation because if you hear the video... It looks like murder. Dude, if you hear the video, everyone's like, stop, stop, she's not connected, she's not connected.

Like, you hear people telling them that she's not connected, you see the rope down on the ground, they're all giggling and laughing like it's funny, and then they literally javeling her off the side of the fucking mountain. They just throw her off. I did not know, they're done even that. Now I got to see the video.

And not only do they throw her, it's not a bungee cord, dude. It's just a shitty rope. God damn. Look at that, dude. They just fucking threw her in the fucking ravine, man. Whoa. Yeah, they just threw her in, dude. So they're all under, they're all under investigation now.

Obviously. Yeah. And she had a body cam on, too. Oh, she did? Yeah, there's a body cam footage out somewhere. Did that survive? No, I know. Who knows?

But honestly, it'd be a great, great advertisement for that GoPro. Oh, my God. Yeah, right there. Just boom, done. Wow. Just tossed her right off the side, dude. Yeah. I just thought it was like a little accident.

I didn't realize like three people picked her up and then tossed her. No, white people are stupid, man. Damn! Yeah, it's real bad. Yeah, they tossed her right, toss her right off the thing. Just javel under right under the ground. Never do anything remotely fun, guys. My thing is no helicopters, no bungee cords, no jumping out of planes.

Helicopter you can't, first off. No more of this shit. Helicopters you can't put on the same level as this. Well, yeah. No, you're right, you're right. This is like, that's like, this is crazy. First of all, no one should be bungee jumping. And if you are bungee jumping, like, think about it.

Think about it. I don't know, just you don't need to do it. Get in a weightlifting. I still get it, man. You can find other thrills. Yeah, thanks. Stop trusting Carnies. Get in the Evo Taylor.

I'm, hours I spend, and I'm completely enthralled. Anybody that, I don't care what level of professional establishment you go to. Yeah. Anybody that is operating a bungee jumping thing is a carney. It is the same person that runs

the Tiltor World. You have to know that. Anytime you are doing business with somebody who is not under a roof you're taking a chance. You're taking your life in your hands. Never trust these people. Whether it's a hot dog

cart. Oh man. That's the thing. I wouldn't even need street food. Never mind getting thrown off a bridge by some guy. I would love to see you guys go skydiving. Oh, not happen. I'll kill the pilot.

Henry and I both are scared of heights. I'll kill the pilot. I'd rather die in a plane crash of my own hand than having them forced me out the fucking way. That'll happen. I'll kill the pilot with my bare hands before they probably forced me out of the plane. Man, the only way I would ever skydive is if I don't even know

if I had to in war and even then probably just die. Honestly, the only way you're going to get me to do it if it's a high-level movie job. Yeah. It's so weird. You do anything for that. Anything for that? As long as it's filled, as long as it's content, you're down.

I have done many things I'm scared of. Yeah. On camera. Yeah. And that's it. And one of those things is just touching a horse. I hate a horse. Hors is scared your fucking shirt out of the minute.

You know that it is scares you. You all know that about Mike. You all know me. All right. So this story, this next one, I take nothing from this story, please. But I loved I thought this story was really fucking interesting

because of the story we covered last week of the guy that killed pedophiles. It was hunting pedophiles. So this is this guy. I work for a local DA and you're suggesting, and you were suggested some alternatives to vigilante violence against pedophiles.

Because remember we're saying, we don't need to kill him. We can glue their mailbox shut. We could slash their tires, you know, like stuff like that. Just torture. Cut their feet off. Yeah. Well, just like, again, break into their home while they're not there, move their furniture around and leave. Convince them to Pradeshiva.

Yes. Lots of fun stuff. So that story, it reminded me of a wild case I handled involving an internet vigilante we'll call Bob. Bob decided to take up a hobby of posing as young boys online to bait predators. He would constantly dump chat logs, documents, and recordings into the local law enforcement to assist them in community safety.

And periodically, he'd lose his shit in law enforcement when, quote, nothing was being done about it. Okay. The process is never as fast or as simple as people think. And Bob, who was a psychopath. Absolutely. Yes. In order to do something, to spend all day,

you're crazy. You're going to be crazy. You're crazy. Yes. Eventually, Bob targeted a prominent community figure who actively worked with adolescence. Bob used the old and pedophile's life against him. He did his research and we used specific details about the predator's life to scare him.

Like, if you don't turn yourself in, I'm emailing our entire chat history to Janet in accounting. Now, this pedophile, he had no record. He was acres out of his mind, right? But this is what amazing is that this guy that he randomly chose happened to actually. actually be a pedophile. So this guy starts going fucking crazy, right? He starts pleading with Bob,

bargaining, offering Bob massive sums of money to keep quiet, promising never to do it again, etc. And right at the height of the Predator's panic, Bob suddenly went radio silent. No warnings, no replies. The pedophile continued to message

Bob, his panic and fear about being exposed, growing every day in the empty, unanswered threat. Two months go by. Bob reappears, picking right up back where he left off. A wave of relief washes over the predator. He still might even have a chance.

He resumes his pleading and begging and his excuses for a couple more weeks with Bob than radio silence again. Wow, he's really torturing him. The predator thought he was dealing with a cold, calculated, methodical mastermind who was letting him sweat. In reality, our quote-unquote mastermind, Bob,

he was in and out of jail for drugs, menacing, obstruction, disorderly conduct. Just overall being a total pain in the ass to law enforcement. So after a few cycles of this, the peddo broke. He was so terrified of Bob's looming silent threats that he actually went to the police station and turned himself in. Oh, that's cool. Reading that nine-month text chain of communication was one of the most hilarious moments of my career. The predator legit thought he was being dismantled by a genius, technical. operation. The judge and intake

that we comedically let the defendant know that Bob was just a chaotic force of nature who had no idea his own legal troubles were driving a pedophile straight into a jail cell. So scroo-gluing mailboxes psychological pressure can really force them to face the legal system

and at a minimum ruin any comfort in their day to their lives and force them to maybe refrain from their tendencies. It definitely kept children safe around this guy. It definitely did. And then I do wonder though if institutional justice is too slow when vigilante violence is wrong, is weaponized exposure and psychological pressure a valid alternative? Or just relying on chaotic unhinged actors like Bob just create a different kind of danger for the community.

I think eventually a pedophile will just kill everybody. I think that Bob... Instead of going to prison. I do also believe that... Well, hopefully just kill himself. But I also believe that Bob is too non-directed for us to say that that's the way to always do this. But I would say, it's a great start. I think people like Bob

you know definitely exist and they're usually wrong most of the time they're right that's unfortunate most of the time what they're doing and I'll tell you as a matter of fact if you remotely have any sort of public presence in this life you get constantly accused of insane

fucked up shit 24 seven by people and you just don't know so I feel like yeah he was just real lucky and that's what I would say is that you got to figure out you got to know the guy is molesting people first Yeah. It's so weird to like pose as a child to try and get... To trap them. Is that illegal?

Not if you're a police officer, but if you're Bob. Well, the problem is... This isn't why Bob got in trouble. It is not. It is not illegal. You can do that. A lot of people do. But it does not necessarily lead to a conviction in court. Yeah. That's kind of the problem. The problem is that you're getting a bunch of evidence illegally. You're getting the evidence illegally. So for the court. Yeah.

So none of it can have... Matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some, like, police stations work with some of these guys. Some do. Like the vigilante guys. Some of them hate them. Some of them work with them.

We're pains in the asses. Yeah, but I think... And they also are really, really irresponsible. For the most part, I think they're doing good. Yeah, they're fine. Yeah. But I would say any form of vigilante justice has to be... It all is involved risk, and it all is...

It's one of those. It all... It's very risky behavior, but that's why I'm still saying... Just fucking bag of dog shit on the front. Step. Yeah. Set it on fire. Oh, the other thing I feel like it's worth mentioning is that no one is a nice thing to say about sketchy Andy.

No. No. There's some people. He was not liked by his community. Well, a lot of people were like, he was just trying to bring, you know, awareness to base jumping. And it's like they're pretty, people are aware. Yeah. They're aware.

if they know about base jumping, they know about it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't think it's one of those that needs, you know, it's space jumping. I don't think it's like, I don't know, like a systemic issue. Oh, and don't touch miniature horses. I won't. We know you're scared of the regular ones.

I just told them, I won't. We have a long email that says a long thing about not touching miniature horses, and yeah, I get it. All right. I want to. Just as long as you're not going to touch them. But I want to. But what if someone tells you to touch it? I will.

A fucking second. Well, this has been a great episode. This has been delightful. I'm really been enjoying it. I'm not worried about the future of society at all. No. No, and I love where we're going, where we're headed. I live for our autonomous robots to finally get there, live their dreams.

And I hope that one day someone builds a robot that laughs at my jokes. Yeah. You know what I've actually been working on is, something to help with all the, you know, my work with foster dogs and how there's too many dogs out there. So I've, I'm developing a spay-eye program to help autonomously go into the streets and just cut the dogs, cut the uterus off. Yeah, you make them all into little parkers.

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