Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's silliest stories and true crime news - Starting light with the dead newborn found in a Porta-Potty at Electric Forest Music Festival, "Mexican Batman" leaves local thieves tied to telephone poles in Jalisco, NY Grandmother suspected of poisoning her daughter and 4 grandchildren to death, Wisconsin Groomsman accused of shooting two people over meatballs, China's new Autonomous Self Driving Smart Toilet, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to this is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. We're rolling. We're rolling, rolling.

Rolling, rolling. Did you see this one little letter? I actually, you know, like, could you see this letter about the Cowboys? No. Oh, okay. No. No, no, I'm talking about the letter about the Cowboys kissing each other. Oh, yeah.

how they actually all love each other. I just thought that was really fun about this idea of like guys just going out there and just being like, no, no, there's nothing. There's nothing. We kiss each other for competition. Yeah, we love it. The whole thing is about getting close. It's just that's boys being, that's bars maximizing. That's boy maximizing.

Yeah, well, he also liked to watch furries have sex with each other, but they're all men. But, you know, he said they're not old, but they had penises and vaginas and boobies. And so he said, that's not gay. He said they got all. He got it all. It's like happy gay. But actually, that's the most gay of all. Right in a way.

Yeah, furries for sure. No, no, I'm talking about furries with human boobs, human vaginas, and human penises, all making love to each other at once. That ain't, it's not straight. No, certainly not. But, you know, at the same time, it's cowboy life. Yeah, no, he should just acknowledge what he loves. Of course. And love it.

He loves people with every single part so that he can experience finally the joy of being a single cishead white woman coming out his pan for Pride Month. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. And I did it. I had the courage. I put on the Ghana jersey. It was really wonderful.

The response was wonderful. Ghana ended up going on to the next round. Yes. Which was huge. They're playing Columbia on Friday. You fucking pussy. Get you. You cocaine losers.

Yeah, you fucking. That's right. You military armyed. You people run by a dictator that has easy access. to California pieces of shit. That's right, you Bogota. Fuck yourself. Well, honestly, I do.

I wish good luck to all the teams. Yes, actually. Yeah, I'm rooting for Ghana. Ghana's been, they're doing great. And honestly, it's really fun. People, really, you've embraced it, and you are, I see, you're glowing. It's like you're pregnant.

I do feel stronger. You look stronger. Yes. And you did hear about the witch doctor. Well, we talked all about this on stage when we did our live show just now. Now, over in London, Ontario. Beautiful, London, Ontario.

It's definitely a city, but the people are wonderful. If you wanted to go to a place and do heroin in the street, London. That's where you want to be. Wow. Oh, there. Wow. Shout out to Grooves Records. Shout out to Groo's Records.

They treated us well. They really, really did. And it is. But today's, before we even get into it, I want to say thankful. I'm thankful for today's light episode. Yes. We have, it's just uplifting stories. I think people come here for positive news.

People come here for a John Krasinski-like lift to their day. You know, they don't, and we, yeah, we've discussed some really serious things recently. You know, for a man who wrote The Quiet Place, he just won't shut the fuck up. He just won't shut the fuck up. But John Kersinski, in John Krasinski's style, first of all, what we're going to do here is show you, we're going to tell you how happy this is. And we're going to take all your money. We're just fucking waste it. We're going to waste it carving our wife's face and body to the point.

And she looks like a skeleton. But that's why we're doing this. We're taking it back. We're taking back good news because today it's light, fun stories. Yeah. Take you back to side stories of your. Yeah, absolutely. Everything's so light today that you could pick it up and you could throw it in a lake and it would never come out.

And no one would ever know that it was there in the first place. That's right. So what I love about what we do here, right? So we went to London, Ontario, and in London, for those of you that don't know, London Ontario is the, because considered to be the serial killer capital of not just Canada, but North America, from 1967, 1969 to like 1985. Well, this is kind of their claim because it's a very Canadian claim. But the idea that it was, they called it murder city.

They have a lot of murders there, but I don't know. You know, Detroit's right over there. And we had L.A. I still want to say like we had L.A. in the fucking 70s. We had Seattle-Tacoma area. I don't think we're slouches over here. Camden, New Jersey. Killed the shit out of them.

But they had over four different serial killers operating at the same time. And we thought it was really interesting is that there was the Belknit. The doctors? No. No. No. No, they did because that was with a license. They don't have a license to do it.

But it was really fun because they had the balcony strangler, they had the chambermaid Slayer. Yes. And then they had the mad slasher. Cool names. Yeah. Very Canadian. And all three types of white people.

Yes. And they changed. I like that they changed the slasher, the slayer. And what was the last one? The mangler? The mangler. The slayer and the slasher. Yeah.

So they were like, we can't have, we can't reuse the adjective. Well, because they don't want to be redundant. Yeah. Right? Because they got real writers in there. So as I was looking at the story. These stories, stuff ago, that was interesting. And then came up the story of Dusty Bowers, which is probably, it's a bleak Canadian story.

So a woman had gave birth to a child. And what she did was, I guess, like, there was a, the long story short is there was obviously issues. She left the baby out in the forest to die, right, to be consumed by moose. Yeah, she went from dusty to dirty. Yes. In the snow. She went in the snow, yes. She went from dusty to dirty.

to Dewey because she was covered in water and so the Canadian police they go and they investigate they go talk to the lady and she's like oh my god I had a dream I know where my baby is and they're like where is she she's out in the woods where I left her

I mean out in the woods and so she has this they go and take her the believer it's a dream they go and they get the baby and in the most Canadian cop like way they don't properly cross their teas and dot their jays,

they pick up the little baby, and they wrap it up like his evidence, and they throw it in the fucking truck, and it dies. What's wrong with that? Promise it was already alive. And so it was still alive. And so when they threw it in there, and it seemed to create a situation

where they just had a call it a mulligan. Yeah. Because they couldn't figure out what to do, so it was like the whole trial went into a whole conspiracy, and it's just wild to me. Yeah. Two people in the audience knew her.

Yeah, absolutely. But no one thought, No one said anything about knowing the baby. Well, I mean, do you really remember any of your conversations with babies? When I've told them my secrets. You know, that's the best thing about a baby. You could tell a baby every single thing you've ever thought. You know, nothing happens.

Oh, man. I can't believe she was just like, my dream, it's in the woods. And you're like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, where you drove, where you live next to? Oh, yeah. And so. It's just like that Catholic dude or that Christian guy who, like, they made a whole book about it. He said, God spoke to me. My missing daughters buried

in this cabin in the woods. And it's like, you killed her. Yeah, God told you to do it. And then God you put her there. God told you to do it and God read it you out, bro. Yeah. What the fuck, bro? And now you wrote a novel? Go fuck yourself. And guess what? Who never tells you to do that? God. You know who tells you to do that? An agent from New York.

Atu tells you to write a book. God's not making any money on that. He doesn't care. He's not reading. God can't read. God's blind. God's dead. Yes. That's why God can't read. because you fucking blew his brains out. See, that was the... So that story led me to a really fun story

that everybody sent us because, you know, when we do these shows, like, people want to hear local flair. They want to kind of hear... So everybody was like, oh, my God, did you hear this story? It happened right down south. It was right south of London, Ontario,

just north of Grand Rapids. And everyone's like, oh, my God, you got to talk about this story. You got to talk about it on stage. Baby found dead in a Porter, at Electric Forest. That's what you wanted. So everybody was just like...

Electric Forest is a... It's not like a new weird Keebler Elf City. It's a music festival. Dude, Electric Forest would be so much fun to see a bunch of gnomes on ketamine. Yeah, yeah. You know, that'd be fucking cool as fuck, dude.

So, yeah, so someone... So a raver was pregnant and had her baby and just left it. But they still don't... haven't found the mother. No, no. You know why I'd say you'd look for the mother for the...

Look for the leaking trail of baby. Yeah, I mean, well, they didn't find her. Well, no. She went right back into the pit. This is the thing with EDM that I don't really understand is that y'all love dancing more than anything else. And I just feel like if you're showing up almost, if you're full on pregnant to the EDM festival, obviously this is not somebody that's like doing all the work. No. You know, because they found the whole rig.

It wasn't just the baby. It was the placenta and the umbilical cord. And like she had to cut the umbilical cord herself. after she crapped it in the porta potty. So thank you, Eddie. It took me a second to find the right word, but then I just went with crapped it.

Perfect, yep. That's actually the only word to use. And unfortunately, it's really sad, and obviously if it gets mad about this, I just, you guys told us to talk about this. It's a light episode today. It's a light episode. No Epstein.

No, Eirons. No drones. There's chilling fish drones. We're not even going to bring it out. And I can talk about who you're on as a secret drone program, probably or they were giving them them stuff or someone from the inside of the United States America's fucking going against

their government and selling them stuff on the inside or it's Russians. We're talking about babies and porta-potties over here. Simple stories that people come to us forward. John Krasinski like stories. It's the good news network. You know, like

who was playing the Electric Forest Festival? Any good acts? Actually, I'm more interested in that. Yeah, yeah. I want to know. There actually isn't a lot of information on this. They just note that again, the whole rig was left behind. The whole kitten. Oh, Cascade. I've seen Cascade. A guy named Excision. Excision. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't like any of this. I don't like any of these people. Who's Grizz? I guess Grizz is somebody you could give birth to a dead baby to.

Could be grease. All of these are play. These are string cheese incident. Oh, multiple sets. Well, string cheese incident, you know, that's what you could say. The umbilical cord was. Ew. It's not a string. Passion pit. Passion pit. Oh, I remember passion pit. That's if you have sex in a porta potty.

No, passion pit. Passion pit is for 40-year-old gay married men. Yes. Okay, that's what passion pit's for. You can say she left behind a dead mouse. Cute. They're closing it out with T-Pain, though. Oh, great.

Oh, they're continuing on. Good. Yeah, yeah. You can't stop. Oh, Frost children? That's what them. That baby was more of a humanity children. You see, guys, this is the problem, is that it really is, you very rarely see this at a country festival.

I'm not blaming the music. I'm not trying to blame the music. That's because there's no abortion there. You're right. You're right. Wow. That's actually systemic. But I don't actually have actually ever heard of somebody giving birth in a Porter Potty in an Oz Fest.

I've never heard of somebody giving birth in a Porter Potty. Oh, it's happened. Look it up. It's happened. Look it up. I think just this is the only one left behind. Sure. I think other people who have been giving birth to a porta potty and then took it with them.

Giving an old white baroni. You know, you... I hate the old Italian white baroni. There is nothing worse than a deep Italian white baron. I really appreciate you Googling Porta Potty baby. How many babies have been born in a Port-a-Pottie in the music festival? Yeah. I think we have...

This might be... AI's not figuring it out, though. AI has one job. It's the count them port-potty babies. The AI is one fucking job. Oh, man. Yeah, so it's not that common. Do you remember when that lady dumped all the puppies in the dumpster at Coachella?

God, help us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's going to. Light episode. Light, it's a light episode, time. We're trying to do a light episode, okay? This whole thing is really just about fun. I'm not talking about the government. No, we haven't said anything about the government and the fact that we're probably fucking.

You don't need plumbing for a porta potty? No. It's not involved. No, you don't need permits for all these things and certainly can't be pulled because of it. But Electric Forest one is the super famous EDM festivals. Like it's like one of those big old, big old ones. Kind of like what's this, what's this, but they do in Vegas? They're all famous.

They're all, I can't, every time I can't believe any of them exists and then there was always like 100,000 people in all of. Was it? Was it all big overseas too? Big, like big over like. It's a very popular genre that we don't understand. You know what it is is that both and I, because like I actually appreciate the idea of that people arriving. just to dance, like the dancing and it's heavily focused on the dancing.

I think it's really fucking cool, actually. I've been forced to have, like, the best possible time you can have at, like, Cascade and Tiesto and stuff like that, and I hated it. I know, but I could... I had, like, Tiesto, like, pointing at me because I was, like, in the booth next to him. He's like, huh?

Great. And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, I need to get out of here. This is awful. It's just not our... It's not our speed, but I do so... I appreciate, like, I appreciate the love of it. It just seems like, why does it say in my brain, yes, whole baby born dead with its umbilical court and its whole rig and a port of potty?

Yeah, it makes sense. It's at an electronic music festival. You know what I mean? Of all of them, besides like a fish concert, but even fish, everybody's, they're all got money now. They're all fucking boomers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everybody's going to see those shows are boomers. They're not fucking, yeah, they're all, they can't have babies anymore.

Yeah, they're fucking, their eggs are rocks. Yeah, yeah, they're stonmore. Yeah, menopause has turned their eggs to fucking statues. of little people. Well, fish was at this festival. Wow.

They had to fish the baby out of the port of I'm losing. It's lifted right here. Henry, we need a better story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really miss the opportunity to book a boarded fetus. Oh, yeah. And then we're like, this can actually

we can use here at a boarded fetus. We want to use his opportunity to teach you. You can choose. You can choose the freedom of your own body, your body is your choice.

Yeah, she had her own guar concert in there. Ewe. Ew. Let's move on a new one. I'm just like, honestly, though, before we move on, people already don't like me. The, the,

who found it? Like, who's looking in the porta pot? Oh, this guy named Johnny Mandingo. It was a police. I feel like, I honestly think, no, I think it was just some lady that went to go in there right after. You think so?

Yeah, I think so. It's so dark in there in the middle of the night? You don't want to go in there. Yeah. Oh, it's the guy who, the guy who drinks the toilets found it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, the guy with the worst job in the world found it. And it made his life even worse.

He has a horrible job that he probably, hopefully gets paid good money to do, and then he has to find a dead baby and then move on like he's a fucking in Vietnam. Where's his go-fund me? You know, yeah, nobody gives a fuck about him. Nobody gives a fun. No one's talking about that guy. It was like, oh, my God. Yeah, where's his, seriously?

He needs to go-fund me. I don't feel bad that Lizzo's record failed. I feel bad for that guy. Yeah, I feel really. That's who I feel bad for. That is officially worst job in America. Oh, yeah. Every once in a while we found a dead child, yes.

Yes, and then I saw one time. One time I found not just one, but two, but, three children all day that once tied together with the vehicle court somehow the three children had committed suicide inside of the woman and I, but one time I found four quarters. It's a light episode. Live from Northland. All right, here we go. Here's the next one.

There's a Batman in Mexico. go. This is actually fun. Oh, this one's actually, this one is nice. This is fucking technically awesome. Who knows, though, because it's funny, because the Mexican government's right now, they are not happy and they're considering him, like, hurting people

and that the, quote, unquote, robbers he's been apprehending, they've been saying that they are the victims, but we shall see, won't we? They always come after the vigilantes. Don't they, don't they, Brooklyn Devil? They do. Don't they? You know that. You know the Brooklyn Devil. I do. I do. So in the Lagos de Moreno in Jalasco, they, I think that's right.

Halisco. Halisco. Batman of Lagos de Moreno out of the Mizra. And Halisco, Mexico. So they have a bike theft problem, bicycle and motorbikes. And this guy is taken upon himself to maybe it's one guy, maybe it's a bunch. We don't know yet. They know right now it's, it is definitely several vehicles.

We have several vehicles that they have fixed. up on, they know it because... This could be just a community coming together. Who knows? Yeah, it absolutely can't because they're saying they're having a problem. They're finding these young men, or mostly young men, middle-aged men, duct taped, entirely to polls. It takes more than one guy to do that. I think so, too. I think it does.

Especially these guys, they're criminals. So they've got to be kind of tough. Oh, yes. Batman and Robin. Well, that's where they're bringing up. It could be a night wing. It could be Batgirl. Maybe. I'd like to think so. I'd like to see a little bat girl in there.

But what they did was is that they ducted him to the pole. And then he drew little whiskers on their faces. Yeah. Wroteeras on their forehead, which means thief. Right. And then put a piece of pink poster board

above them that described what they did. And so they have been, they've been beaten. They've been, they're all bruised up. Some of them got black eyes, bloody noses, all this shit. But they're following around. But the police is They aren't arresting the guys that are tied up to the polls, right?

No, because there's no evidence. Actual evidence. That they stole anything, which is the problem always, right? With the vigilante is you can do the busting. Then eventually figure out how to work with the police because then if they don't properly have the line of evidence and all that shit secured, then the courts can't do anything to them. Unless you're just going to hang them from bridges and make them scared to do crimes, which I think is also just as legitimate.

Yeah, they write the word. Rotero. Ratero. They leave the bikes there? Those guys' bikes there? That's like the proof. Well, that's what they say, that that's the bike that they stole. Yeah, that's the bike they stole. But, you know, there is no real proof

that they stole the bike. That's the problem with this whole thing. Yes, which is always one of the main issues. But everybody's saying it's more of a gigantic response in general to the neighborhood trying to take control of its own crime that's like that's kind

of over running the city. So it does to me make sense that there would be a bateman. It makes sense because they need one. Well, they have their thing in Halisco. Apparently, there is like a band of female vigilantes. Dude, this shit's fucking awesome. This is the better story, in my opinion. It's only like three sentences, so I don't even know what happened here.

It's like they stole like armored cars, right? There's a bunch of female vigilantes have been patrolling the nearby state of Micho Khan. Misho, how do you say it? Micho Akon. Micho Akon? Michuokan. Carrying assault. I'm sorry.

You're funny. Eddie's learning. He's watching. I watch them watch the World Cup. Yeah. He's learning. I'm done when I read. I'm done when I read English.

You're nice. What do you think, then? So anyway, these chicks are carrying around assault rifles to protect themselves from the fucking new generation cartel. And then these women warriors have built a homemade tank. Yeah, don't. And they set up. roadblocks to fight the gunmen.

So they are straight, this is crazier. But also, for what I have heard from people talking about what goes on in Mexico and people who live in Mexico, is that yeah, there is, obviously there is some high crime, there's some chaos, but for the large part, much like here in the United States of America, when we're dealing

with chaos, there's still just families living, and most people live a normal existence even within all of this craziness. But, you know, we have been, United States of America, has been heavily meddling within the Mexican people like, you know, going after doing all these. We're playing the games too.

Now, now we're fighting the cartels, but also God knows what we're doing down there. Who the fuck? There's no way we would ever know. No, we won't. Yeah, the FBI is in charge, so good luck. They built a killdozer. Yeah, dude. It's fucking awesome.

No, these chicks rock. Yeah, so I do understand it's a lot, but it's going to be amazing when the fucking, I mean, you know, like, there's a lot of jokes here, you know, but no one really wants us to go through all of them, right? Like, we don't want to talk about how that is how you can tell the problem with him keeping his identity secret. Car is always jumping up and down. And it's also really hard, you know, because obviously he has the commemorative horn.

Yeah. Because, like, does the, you know, does the Batman theme. You know that that's the thing. Again, I'm trying not to be fucking, you know, I'm trying to be bad here. I mean, that would be awesome. I'm just saying it would be really cool if it turns out, like you could. know who the Mexican Batman is because he shows up after a concert. Yeah. Making all the hot dogs and all the bacon wrapped up.

I mean, like, that would be one of those things. We'd be like, he could do that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Batmobile with Rims would be fucking awesome. That's what I, to me, this is the comic book. Like, this is the comic book. Like, this is, like, there's a comic book in here about people within Batman's world being inspired by Batman to do things.

You know, like the idea of an actual Mexico City Batman that does it in his way. is such a fun, fucking idea. I don't want it to be real. Yeah. Well, it seems like it is real. Who knows? I mean, hopefully, you know, he never knows who's fighting for what.

But just remember, sometimes we have to take care of ourselves. Amen. We hear, at Last Podcast Network, we treat the Mexican Batman as a hero. He is a hero. And I want them to email us at side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-E-Mel.com.

Because I want to talk to you, because we've talked to other superheroes on this show. They're vigilantes. And we're superheroes. We're going to follow up with Reckless Ben still, too. He reached out this week. Great. We are going to follow.

Yes, because he's still been to his gag order for those of you that haven't been following his entire saga about bricks and minifigs. Go to Reckless Ben on YouTube. Watch his videos. Go watch his stuff on it because he explains the whole thing way better than I can. But it is a what's happening to him is extremely irresponsible. And we promise our goal is to speak with him as soon as he's allowed to. And so here's our.

Next one. Next story. Another fun story. Which one is this grandma? Yeah. Old grandma finally does something interesting. You know, because grandmas, you got the spoil your grandmothers. They got to cook all day grandmothers. You got those nice grandmothers. You got grandmothers that's to keep it tight, you know? Like if your grandmother's like fucking, like Jillian Anderson. Yeah.

You know, there's those kinds of grandmothers now? Because people having their kids later. It is hot grandma time. Yeah, it is. And guess what? If you are, let's just say, if you like a fine, matured women, there is a couple of them out there, my friend. Yeah, the future's great. It is for us that like milfs.

But not for this family. Because this one gilf was not one I'd like to fuck. It's one I'd like to apprehend. But she did it to herself. She's a real gila. Grandmother, I'd love to apprehend, but she's dead. So this woman, Amy Stedman, 64 years old, young grandmother. She was found dead Tuesday afternoon and sent an apartment in Mechanicsville.

Holy shit. Mechanicsville. How brutal of the town is Mechanicsville in upstate New York? I would love to know. Side Stories, LPOTL at gmail.com. Does crude come out of the taps? Like, it's one of those where we just passed by Petrolia. I think this is actually the only non-incarcerated family.

Well, yep. The only one is that the only non-concerated family. The only non-X-Con family. Yeah. Historic Mechanicville, where we lied to every woman that comes in. The police chief is called, his name is William Rabbit. Yeah, it's very cute. Yeah, Mr. Bunnies.

So Amy Stedman, she was found dead in her apartment, along with her daughter, Sarah Myers, 44, and her four grandchildren, Harper, Hudson, and 10-year-old twins, Gavin, and Graceland. So days after the sick family members, they were found dead, Mechanicville Police Chief, William Mr. Bunnies, said the evidence strongly. strongly suggests that Stedman was behind what seems to be a group poisoning. Yeah. One of the kids, one of the younger kids said was died by, died by sharp, fatal sharp force injuries, but we don't know what that means.

The police are also saying they believe that there was a piece of, there was a letter. There was some evidence up saying that it seemed that that's what indicated that Amy Stedman, the grandmother was the one that killed everybody and then killed herself. They're not looking for anyone else. Let's just say that. And the main issue seemed to be was that there was a, I guess the father of the family was, I guess, a strained. Out of the picture, probably a dick, who knows? God knows.

And apparently there was a re-up on the child custody situation where he was going to finally be able to come visit them. That's what it seemed like. Like one account I was reading was saying they thought it was because he was going to get custody, but it doesn't seem like that. It does seem like he was showing up. Something was happening within their custody battle that caused Amy Stedman in the most New York grandmother way possible to say, if they're going to take away my grandkids, nobody could have my grandkids. Because I could sort of see my mom doing this. It's usually a very empty threat. Yeah, normally.

But every once in a while, it's not. That's why New York grandmothers have to be checked. Yeah. Because New York grandmothers are fucked up. My grandmother was a literal Sicilian witch. Okay, my grandmother straight up had family. She would talk about how they had family mob members that they knew and how nobody talked. This is in the old country.

In the old days before the stupid Italian Americans who got off and acting like they were in the goodfellas. Back in the day, they used to actually keep Amerita, man. You know how they used to keep Amerita? But killing everybody that said anything. All right? Because in Italy, it was fucking brutal out there. Besides all the beautiful bruchette, all the beautiful faccatch, An old amazing Musadel

All right besides all that incredible food And all the fucking history there They're fucking murderers, dude They killed Jesus Christ You know what I mean It's bad over there, dude So I can imagine grandma's being evil Yes

There is one more I was just like I was thinking in my head just now Like has there ever been another grandma Family Annihilator Because that's the big deal here On a quick Google I found Nanny Doss Oh dude we covered Danny Doss

The Giggling Granny I'm gonna send you all the stuff We did Nanny Doss I was sending you do Nanny Doss was so bad. She killed babies. Arsenic. Yes.

Also poisoning. She was one. She's the big one. She was one of the only, when we covered her, it's interesting about Nanny Doss, is that she was one of the only female serial killers that talked about having a sexual nature to it. Oh, yeah. She killed four husbands, two children, and one of her sisters, her mother, two grandsons, and a mother-in-law. Nany-doss was fucked up. Wow.

Seems like this would be a good miseducation of Ed Larson. Oh, he needs to know. Oh, my God. I want to learn about her. I love grandmas. Dude, my grandma, whenever she was so bad at being a grandma. You know, she never talked to me. I was recently sitting down and I was thinking like,

what did my grandmother teach me? What did she tell me? And I couldn't, I didn't, only memory I could ground up was one that happened all over and over again, where she would just tell me to sit next to her while she lit a cigarette and didn't smoke it. And then I wasn't allowed to talk. Yep. Wow. That's incredible.

See, my grandmother used to do stuff. where she used to poke me, she used to poke me and say, you're getting fat, right? And then she also used to do stuff where she'd go, if she saw me eating chocolate, she'd go,

chocolate'll give you a hot attack. Yeah. And I also remember with Jackie, she used to pinch Jackie under the table whenever she ate. Yeah. Right, she used to pinch her when she thought she was getting too fat.

God. And then she would just do stuff where she'd be like, you need to stretch out your fingers. You have long fingers. Stretch out your fingers. She kept saying to Jackie, you're going to be tall.

You're going to be tall. You're going to. be tall? But you start with the fingers? Are you going to be, look at your fingers, you're going to be tall? That makes no sense. Yeah, she was an old dumb bitch. Yeah, she was old fucking dumb bitch. You didn't know anything. Dude, my uncle's mom, I remember I ran into her.

She was about to die. She's dead now. She saw me for the first time. She hadn't seen me since I was a child. It's been like 15 years. She's like, you're getting fat. I'm like, you haven't seen me in 15 years. I'm a 45. I'm a 40-year-old man. What do you mean? I'm getting fat. I just have bones now. I'm literally just full grown now Also I was bored fat lady

Yeah you were Yes It started like this for you I love it I know Because you never had to be used to anything else That's the best part of being fat as a kid As we don't understand

Is it best part of being fat as a kid Is that later on like as you balloon In and out of weight as a human as you go Getting back to fat Just comfortable You ain't got to worry about it Because you always look like shit That's the best part of having looked like shit

Always previously but this is if this story is unique this very rarely happens more information is going to come out I do think what could possibly come out well you know I want to read the letter yeah yeah I want to find out exactly what happened I want to find it exactly like we don't quite know what happened but we didn't hear the start the sharp

object thing till right now yeah there was just one of them that's one of the does that make she put glass in the oatmeal or something no it sounds like she stabbed one of them to death oh okay like it's like a poison didn't Yes, or something where she didn't have enough. And then how'd she kill herself, poison again? Sounds like it, yes. All right.

She should drink poison. So it is very, it's interesting, very specifically a female sisette way to kill. Yeah. Which is the poison. Seems like if she was a good grandma, she would have just killed the man. Exactly, Eddie. Yeah, you're only going to kill the whole family. And I think they don't have to be with the man.

You just kill the man. I think we have some young grandmothers to listen to our show. Yeah. I don't want you to always remember that, all right? Take it out on the guy. Or get the money. Get the children and go. Get the children and go.

Yeah. Just because your daughter made these mistakes doesn't mean that you got to do it. All right? Your daughter made the mistakes. Yeah. And that's the problem. I get that. It makes me angry.

You know, she could have been right because we have another story here of a man who did bad. Hmm. When? We had now. What? Again. Men. Doing bad.

No. Once more. A boyfriend. dumped his, he strangled his girlfriend and he dumped her in the woods and when he did that, he was such a fat loser that he had a heart attack and he died right next to her.

All right, so this is one of those things I want to I can't stress enough how important your health is. Alabama, the story comes out of Alabama. And Alabama, let's look at the, honestly, can we look at the obesity rates of Alabama? I think it's second to Mississippi. This is a, to me, this is systemic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What we're seeing here is... Heart disease in Alabama is going to be pretty high. 38% of the adult population of Alabama are morbidly obese. Fourth fath estate. You know, and this is huge, guys. Truly, West Virginia, Mississippi and Louisiana. That's what this is about.

Really? I wouldn't think, I wouldn't have put West Virginia on the fat list. Oh, you have never been then, I guess. I thought, you know, I figured they're all walking up those hills, you know, drinking themselves. You think they're walking? Yeah, I think they walk everywhere. Nobody. I think they just always dance in with their foot music.

No, they arrest people who walk. Yeah. They think people who walk are trafficking illegals. That's what they think. They don't, they don't walk. They don't walk. Do you remember the West Virginia Jersey Shore where the guy died mudden? Yes.

He's just like, he's like, third episode, he just died. Yeah, there's fucking cancel all that. And like, you guys are, it's not, you know, you guys aren't good enough in life to have a reality television show. Yeah. And so this is, to me, this is an example of like, Once you hit a certain age, just because you might have used to be fit, and you think you can do the things that you can use to do. Because this is a story of a guy that's really used to just, like, doing stuff,

and he doesn't understand that he's got limitations now. He's 44. Yeah. And once you strangle somebody to death, that's hard enough as it is. And if you've never done any cardio, and if you've not done any work, right? And if you, like, it seems like apparently he had a bit of a heart condition as well, Cornyn was ex-wife. Yeah, he was already had a problem.

And so, you know, he was already getting, you know, just the fight leading up to this was stressing him out. Right? Like, just the yelling and the fighting up to this point because he's grabbing his arm a lot being like, God damn, you know, you know, if you say one more thing, you spoil another fucking fucking episode of Plerbus. I'm going to do it, you know, you went ahead and watched the episodes without me. You know, he probably thought he strained his arm strangling. Probably. He said, God, I need to be stretching before I do something.

Like, ah, this is one of the hardest, why is it radiating? Rise all the pain radiating, all that. And so when they found her, she was laying there. He had dragged her, they're like, it's just kind of, unfortunately, it's very cartoony. Where they drove past the place, and they saw that the abandoned, his abandoned truck was on, and the door was open, the car was running with the radio going. Yeah. And the door was open, and then there was a trail leading to where he had dragged her out,

and she was dead with her arms up mid-drag, and he's, right next or in the fetal dead. Yeah, he was fetal position. And then the person who found them thought that they had found mannequins. Oh, of course. Because that's common. Really? Yeah. Of course. I guess I would be like, oh, someone left mannequ— because I guess I wouldn't jump to there's a dead body

over there. Yeah, if you assume everything's a dead body, I honestly would tell you you probably have PTSD. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's— So if you— yeah, that's where a lot of people, I feel like— They haven't now. Yeah, they do. So, yeah, these people are fucked. But this is a—they're getting into it. It seems that they got into a bit of a fight.

They must have. I don't think you'd just strangle somebody. Yeah. Apparently, they put it out an obituary for him before they realized that he'd murdered her and they called him a country boy and then they took it down. He is one. I think you could still give him that distinction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think he is a country boy as a matter of fact. I think that he is. He killed outside. He did. And he dragged her to his favorite place. And then he died there, which is honestly almost in a way, It's very poetic. Isn't he gets to go right back?

Amongst the trees. Just like the Native Americans. He gets to full circle be amongst nature. One of the leaves. Ah, there he is amongst the roots. Oh, look at this. All right, we spoke poorly. He's not from Alabama.

He's actually from Macon, Georgia. He just did the killing there. Look up the, I would love to look up the obesity rates of Macon Georgia, please. I got you. I mean, it rhymes with him. I would like to see if that is because, again, this is about triglycerides. Yes. And this is also why I think...

35% exactly the same. Yeah. I'm going to... Guys, this is about the men out there, okay? Listen, we got to work on cardio. Yeah. You can't just do the things you want to do just because you think you can because you used to, buddy. It's not the same.

Oh, well, Georgia's 19th and fat people. No, because Georgia's got to... Because Atlanta tips scales. Because everybody's very fit and hot. Everyone's so hot. Yeah, everyone's hot. God, that's a hot city. It is. It's hot. Everybody likes to work out a little bit. What was it, don't work out or actually still kind of skinny?

I bet Savannah's hot, too. Savannah is, from what, well, Savannah's on the older side. Oh, so former hot. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Used to be super hot. Now, they're more of like the gulfs from our previous story. Oh. This thing also says that 44% of the obese people are below the poverty lines.

Yes, very much so. They're poor and fat. Oh, yeah. No, it's right. It's very hot. Well, I mean, that is fucked up because the fucked up thing about that is like, it's food desert. It's a food desert. Yeah, and the McDonald's, your value meal is way easier. Salad's fucking 20 bucks now. It is. And to buy all the ingredients for the salad to make it home right now,

thanks to, we're not talking about this. Yes, we're supposed to keep it light. We're keeping it light. We're keeping it at light. We're not talking about... The systemic food deserts in this country. Keep it at light today. A lot of people have to get their groceries of the dollar general.

We're not bringing it up. We're not going to talk about the fact that it's almost done on purpose of the poor by the rich. but we're not going to get into all that because, again, it's a light. We're keeping it light. All right. The grandmother killed her family. And that was because she didn't like the person that had nothing to do with her.

You know, all right, how about this? Here's a light one. Okay, good. Here's a light one. In Milwaukee wedding, a guy was eating meatballs with his hands. Cute, right? No. It's adorable.

It's not. He's a groomsman. He's having a good time. That kind of even makes it even worse. Yeah, yeah. And then someone's like, hey, why eat you fucking meatballs with your hands? And so he dragged him in the kitchen and he shot him. Dude, never, this is what I'm going to say.

If you see a guy who's at that point where he's got a meatball like an apple, if he's eating a meatball like an apple, don't talk to him. If he is at that point, yeah, it's a wedding. It's a wedding. He's a groomsman. I will say the groomsmen should be put together enough where they're not eating the meatballs with hands. Fight over meatballs.

I just love the fucking scene. It's just like, it's just this beautiful wedding scene. She says, wedding shooting, fight over meatballs. Like I'm right next to you, it's also fat. It's a fat fight. It's another fat fight.

We covered this a while ago. Milwaukee's also big. There's some big people in this picture. Also, I get it. Today's big people do wrong. Maybe he's today's. I got to start doing this. I want to go to the farmer's market.

Me like, have you had any of these red delicious and then just like pull a big meatball out of my Tupperware Oh These are good Mmm these are really good Oh yeah

You know people eat Apples with like a knife You're not just to me with my meatball He's eating with a knife Both the people lived I want to say That to me then says I just wish to give

Why bring a gun to the wedding Well it was in his car And he went out and got it because he was so mad and he brought it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he shot the woman in the arm and the leg and he shot a man in the back of the neck. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah. Just let him eat in the kitchen. Yeah, just let him have his meatballs. He was like, he probably went for easier access for the meatballs. And they're like, you're back out and you're still eating the meatballs. And he's like, shut the fuck off. You shut the fuck up. You back the fuck up.

You back the fuck up. He's my meatballs. You're my meatballs, bitch. Yeah, so. That's why I'd be like, whoa, yeah, take them. Let's box them up. The victim of the female victim said that she's the cousin of the bride. And then she was in the kitchen area when she saw the groomsman eating meatballs directly with his hands.

She told him to use a plate and he punched her. How did he get in? How is he on the party? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like this is a family thing because this is one of those issues too with those when you have to do mix family and friends and mix all these people who've never met each other before. Yeah, I mean? Because you know this? We both had weddings.

You know, like when you bring the two levels of friends where you have. have like there's the friends that have grown up. Like we dealt with this a lot as comedians that in a wedding you'd have half the party were like other people from other walks of life that probably had like kids and people you're not ready to give up on. Yeah kids and homes but like literally

like they all grew up. We all got a couple. And then there's the other side of the friends that are all like your trash. These are the friends that I used to party with and I bring them places to make them fun to have the events be fun. But it doesn't really mesh with my new current life. that's what it feels like this might be

where that guy is used to being like who gives a shit we used to eat meatballs from the tray all the time you fuckers usually like oh you know no one said anything when I stuck my head in the soup Doreen right like at the Bop mitzvah right like there's guys like that because there are guys that are like he'd stick

his head in the soup dureen 10 years ago everyone's like oh fuck this is the most lit shit in the world being like he's like I thought you guys would think this was hilarious yeah because Meatballs me, meatballs with my hand. That's hilarious objectively.

And then, no. He did leave behind a gift, apparently. An envelope addressed to the groom. He was embarrassed, man. Just one gift certificate to Maggianos. If someone called you out for eating a meatball with your hands at a restaurant,

you'd be embarrassed probably, right? I'd say I'm sorry. I think a lot of it has to do with alcohol. You know, people, I've noticed as someone who went to a wedding recently with a bunch of youngsters, and I had a great time, and I loved how happy they were. And I remember my weddings from the past. When you're young, you're so excited, you show up hammered. Yeah, yeah, you get fucked up.

And then you got a flask in your pocket, and there's free booze, you know, and it's just a recipe for disaster. Yeah, and we just don't fight. We don't do that anymore. But, yeah, it seems like it got really loose in there, and they were not really, they were mad about the people. Yeah, so I would say... Maybe they wanted to keep the meatballs, but I would say if I see somebody, you know, just fucking box us up the meatballs. Give them the meatballs. Yeah.

Also, if you're planning a wedding, maybe no meatballs do a bolognay's. Interesting. Harder to eat with your hands. See, I like hand food. Swedish meatballs. Meatballs aren't hand food. Yeah, they are. They are.

If they don't have sauce on them, they can be. See, what I do... Dude, I love a non-sauced meatball. Well, you know I always do that. Oh, my God. When I make meatballs, I make, like, four meatballs, for me while I'm eating. Yeah. And I eat those meatballs with no sauce because of my favorite meatballs.

A meatball on the fork is my favorite of the oven, and then you fry them to give them the shell. You do that? Oh, my God. You see, my mom grew up with the no-fry. Yeah, that's what I do there. I did no-fry. That was just like my meatballs. I bake them first, and then I put them in the sauce because I'm trying to, you know, you don't

fry them afterwards? I always, I bake them. I love when they have the shell. See, I put them at, you can get the shell. You can get the shell easy if you do it at a super high temperature for a very small amount of time. So if you actually put the oven up to like $4.75. Do you have good meatballs?

I do. And I try. So I put the oven up. The oven up, 475, toss the meatballs in for like just 20 minutes, get them to brown as fast as possible. Then I put them in. How much, do you use a lot of bread crumbs or just a little bit? I use, what I like to do truly, I over egg my meatballs. So I put a lot of eggs and I put a little bit of half and a half in there, but then I try to make it.

Then everything's my hand feel. You know what? So then I add bread, bad crumbs by bread, because I kind of want it to be not so wet, but I want it to not be dry. Yeah, I over egg my mashed potatoes. Yeah, you like putting you put eggs at the mashed potatoes. Yeah, I put eggs in the mashed potatoes. Which makes them a more bounty.

He's been doing that. His mom taught him to do that. Yeah, you just cracked two eggs in the mashed potatoes while they're all hot and then you mix it up and it cooks inside of it. It's fucking good. Yeah, it makes it like, it does. He does that.

He makes it like thickens them up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I haven't made meatballs in so long. You should do it. We are meatball. I make a meatball for you about once a week. That's the brighter side of this story. Meatballs.

We're going to have more meatballs in our life because this guy's a fucking big. Whatever this fucking guys. This is now a meatball show. Also, we have just went past these crimes. We're here talking about meatballs, which is the heart of the show. Yeah, man. See, I think it's fucked up that this guy used a gun.

Yes. Because he's not willing. You're not willing to use a fork. But you're willing to use a different instrument. Wow, what are we? Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah. I think if you're going to kill someone or try to kill someone after eating with your hands, strangle.

Can I ask honestly? We're the meatball-sauced? We don't know. That's one of the big questions. If the meatballs's not sauced, yeah, the other people were wrong. Yeah. I'm going to say that.

If the meatball wasn't sauced, what are we fighting for? Yeah. Don't ask me, I don't give a damn. He's looking at 25 years. When have you ever seen an unsauced meatball at a wedding, though? I depend. Oh, not at a wedding.

Never at a wedding. Nobody keeps pre-sossed meatballs? No, you have to show up early to an Italian's house. That's how you get a pre-sauced meatball. Well, you've got to hang out with the chef. Yeah, you've got to hang out. out in the kitchen. Yeah. That's how you get the good shit. Early, try this.

Yeah. Try another one. Fuck yeah. We got to move on. We're going to move on. We're just talking about meatballs now. Again, I will talk about me meatballs for the rest of our life. But Eddie, can you describe, I want you to do this one last story about the car that I should have, we should have got. The car,

oh. This is when I'm mad. Yes. I'm mad that I didn't get this car. So my man, Mr. Pristrami, Shout out to Roundtable. He sent me this and he's like, you've got to buy this for Henry. I want it so bad. And my response was, and I now know that I'm wrong.

I was like, not yet. Henry's not dying yet. Now you do want it. Oh, no, of course I fucking want it. I don't need to be dying to enjoy myself. So this is coming out of China. A Chinese technology firm called Yuban has created an autonomous toilet to help people with limited mobility.

Basically, it's a remote control. toilet that comes to your bed. Dude. And it fucking washes and wipes your ass. I don't give a fucking shit. I want to see how much this costs. Think about this. You gotta get up in the bathroom.

Dude, at night. Yeah. You got to go to the bathroom. How many times you get up these days? Like three times. Me too. You can be helped. Nice if I just like can put my legs over.

Fucker comes over. He's like, I like you. Feed me. Feed me so much. Thank you so much. I'm thirsty. God, I would love to look truly in the eyes while I shit next to the bed. Hop on, partner.

time to take you do the rodeo and then it just spins me as like shit you know I'm like wee whee whee That'd be the funnest part Doing loop de lus while you Every fucking everywhere Going picking up the mail

You know like coming out Just actively shitting while I get the mail Actively shitting while I go grit my food I ain't exposed to myself I gotta blank it on top of the You can't see anything Because my belly's covering my dick and balls Yeah yeah

Oh wait so So what it does is it empties itself into an actual toilet. That is the most incredible thing I've ever. This is, I want this. Yeah. Why is this just for dying and old people? Yeah, they could use this at the EDM festivals. Oh, yeah.

Tell me about that. Then the baby could be driven by the robot to the hospital. You know what I mean? Because then it could sense, Eddie, it's amazing. Special delivery. That's how we keep any baby from people. Which way to the maternity ward? Oh, what?

They went that way. I was like imagine this. You're not meant to poop in it. What do you fucking? It's meant for a quickly. Oh, fuck this shit. Oh, fuck. You can comfortably poop.

You can poop. You can't put it. Yeah, of course, because it's in my house. You got to get it out. You got to get yourself if you poop in it. No, fuck you, dude. That's some Chinese trickery. Yeah.

That's what. That's some Chinese ass trickery trying to fucking wouldn't the living fuck. That is, I'm angry, dude. This is a trap. It's a prank. They have ultraviolence sterilization to kill bacteria. That's nice. What is it,

matter if you can't dump in it. I just can't you never get rid of your pee-p-pid particles. My pee-p-pidicles ain't that stinky. Oh, yeah, mine are. I got that vitamin D-2, dude. I start making my pee-p-pty particles all kinds of stinky. They love it. Stop it.

You know, that's why you've got to flush the lid of the toilet. Close the lid to the toilet. That way when you flush, your pee-pid particles don't fly up in the air and get on your toothbrush. That is true. That is what you should chew. I learned that from a man. Yeah. Yes, man, my name, Pee P particles.

Yeah, but I know. Hello, I couldn't help and notice. You put Pee Pee P particles everywhere. That's why I'm here. It's me. Mr. I'm on senior. Pee Pee Perticles. No, I'm mad.

You mad you can't shit in it? It's 13 grand and I can't fucking shit in it. It's 4 grand. Oh. I think the price varies. Well, I pay 13 grand if I could shit in it. You would go out. up that high, you go up an extra

9,000. Just the shit in it. If it can climb stairs. If I can shit in it and it can go upstairs, that would be it's got a grinder in it. No, I know, dude. Fuck at it. Oh, man, that's awesome. So can you do it for espresso and for cold brew? Do they have what

what are the levels on the grind? Oh man, this makes me want to get old so bad. See, I feel like Eddie This is what I'm saying. I also hate it. When they make the urine brown in it. They made the fake wastewater in it. Oh, yeah.

It's like brown. Well, that's probably diarrhea. Hopefully. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also assume maybe, yet if you're older, you are shitting more liquid? Oh, they say it's got similar technology as a Roomba. I mean, it's just scared their shirt out of Wendy.

Oh, wow. Yeah, but this is great, man. I'm mad at China. That's a lie. Why are you mad at them? They're lying. They're helping. This is an advancement.

No, dude. Not unless you can shit in it. It is getting you closer to your poo-poo remote control car. I know. But I want to shit in it. All right? I want to be able to shit in it. And until that happens, there's no point.

The piss is able not to be anything truly Piss is easier to contain on your body than poop When Henry was a kid he destroyed so many power wheels I did I did but that's what I mean Right like you got rubber sheets You got all the difference of except for that I do send you that one There's one series of videos I send to Eddie all the time of this

Like one family dealing with A very large developed-me-disabled boy that's like probably six and a half feet tall ripping their home to shreds, right? It's really kind of scary. They've got to bolt them down all the chairs. They have to bolt the refrigerator of the wall.

There's gates everywhere. It's really intense. It's crazy. It's like these people, it's like... It's very exploitive. It's extremely exploited. I don't know if it is. I just don't either way,

I just think it's ecky, but the thing... But you're the biggest fan. I keep sending you the videos because the way they have to wrap the bed for the amount that he urinate. Yes. They have to put two rubber sheets on it, then they put wicking sheets

on it, then they wrap him in several blankets because of just how much urine he emits at night. And I feel like that's the thing, that urine can be captured. I think it's poo that needs to be dealt with. See, I don't find it exploitive because they clearly love him. Yes, but they are putting it on the internet.

You know, if you're making money, God bless them. I'm sure their bills are fucking through the roof. Oh, I mean, I do understand that. It's very, it's a complex. I don't think they're exploiting him. I think they're showing us how hard their life is. They are. But then in that way, it is sort of exploitive. But I also get it. I kind of get both.

Yeah, I'll get both. But I was just saying about how you'd be crazy, you'd be surprised how much urine somebody can make. That's what this light episode was all about. All right? It was how much urine you can potentially make, which is honestly, half a gallon.

So I think it's time for some listener emails. Oh, yeah. Which I think is kind of stays on topic. Yeah, I love this one. So we asked last week the question about human flogra and about if you get to a certain weight point, what happens to your liver? Like they used to do with geese where they go in the force feed them delicious aromatic foods and then they take their liver and they grind it into paté. I wonder if the same thing could happen. I got very interesting email.

Someone sent the source from this medical article. This was from the NIH. It cites regular human hepocyte stiosis at 5%. And quote unquote, grade three severe steatosis as 67% or more, meaning human fat content in the liver can exceed 67%, which is higher than foie gras. So like that's the higher than the fat amount that would be in a normal foie gras from a geese, right? So it's definitely possible for human liver to reach foie gras ratio of steatosis to functional hepocyte.

So medically, it would look the same. However, mammalian livers, including human levers, are susceptible to infection by parasitic flukes, such as clonarchus synensensensis, and optiscorkis varverini, which is, I had a great optiscorcus varini over Mother Wolf.

Yeah, yeah. which is quite good. And they are known, those are known to cause cancer. Additionally, prions have been found in liver tissue. So generally, eating human foie gras is medically unsafe. Well, yeah, of course, it's human. Yeah, yes, of course. But aside for all the moral issues, right?

Whatever. Mostly adding this part for whatever FBI agent has to read this as the results of me feeling the need to answer your thought experiment. Also, orcas eating only liver means other animals get to eat the rest, contributing to nutrient fall and marine snow for a long. larger ecosystem, so it's not always full. Oh, all right. Have fun.

Dude, I watched this fucking awesome orca documentary on the flight. Yeah, you're saying. Dude, it was all about how they, you know, they do the thing where they like, do, make the waves and knock the seals off of the ice sheets and stuff like that. And so they wanted to film all of it, just all the orcas, like, doing it and working as a team, which is because it's like the coolest way animals hunt.

But the thing was they never, they were doing something they never seen before. They had one seal. It got up on like a big old iceberg, like a real big one. They're like, they're never, the orcas are never getting the seal off of this one. The fucking orcas worked as a team and headbutted the iceberg until it broke up. That's fucking awesome! Yeah, yeah. Then they ate the seal.

It was fucking awesome, dude. Man, that's so fucking cool. Honestly, it's very, it's intense. Yeah, I know. I had a great time watching it. It's intense. But, you know what I was saying? It's kind of cool.

Thank you, Eric Canada. And it's good. The whales got to eat. Whale got to eat. They got to eat. They got to eat. All right. But yeah.

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Side stories is about to announce more shows soon, but right now, we are officially doing Redway again. We are. We are. We are doing it again. That's going to be on October 24th at the Mateo Community Center. We'll never get to We're just doing that show all the every year, I guess.

We love this show. We come on out. We're going to be bringing some special guests, though, this time. Yeah, no. It's going to be, we're going to have a lot of fun. We're going to have a lot of fun. And we're bringing some people from the network. We're going to bring us out.

We're really doing it this time. And of course, go to crime wave and see us. com slash left to come see us in February out. We're doing that again. And then you want to come see me on the robe? I got all kinds of shit going on. First of all, Friday in town in Los Angeles. Julie and I are taking over Amber's weekly free show.

Yeah. It's Amber's birthday this week, and so Julie and I are going to take over and host it. We're going to have some fun. Pat Barker from the show is going to be there. I'm very excited. That's going to be fun. That's going to be over at the clubhouse at 7 p.m. That's free.

So if you're in town, come and check that out. That's going to be a blast. It's a really quick, easy show. And then I'm doing my tri-state area tour. Yeah. Tickets are low for each one of these shows. So if you want to come to any of them, make sure you hop in there now. I got July 10th, salute to Bethlehem with Ruby D.

and Disney Dan Becker. That's going to be amazing. We got very little tickets left for that in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Newark, New Jersey on July 12th, July 13th, City Winery in New York. I'm co-headlining with Kirstie Michelle Sills. And I got a bunch of chuckle hudders.

And it's going to be a big show. I got three chuckle hudders. I'm keeping them as a surprise for you guys. If you're roundtable fans, come and check that show out. Then right after the Oklahoma City on July 19th, I'm going to be in Dallas, aka Plano Texas at Mike Drop.

Come and check that show out. Henry and I only got a couple tickets left. We're doing Ed Larson and Friends at the Comedy Store. That's going to be July 26. There's literally only 10 tickets left. So if you want to come to that, you better get in there. It's going to be in the belly room. Henry and I are co-hosting.

And then I'm going to do a set at the end. And I got some friends there. Nicole Buchanan, shout out to you and John Grace. You're going to have a lot of fun. And then one of my Chicago shows sold out. So Saturday in Chicago, was sold out. You can't get tickets to that anymore, but I got a ticket. We opened up

a show on Friday. That's July 31st at the Lincoln Lodge. Come and see that show. It's a late night show 10 p.m. You got a lot of shows. I do got a lot of shows. Don't forget in August 16th, Dead Men Tell Some Tales Here, D23

weekend at Dynasty Type Raider. We're doing, bringing that show back and my boy Henry's going to be there for that as well. I got so many more shows coming down the pipe. D.C., Milwaukee, Denver, San Francisco, Nashville, Rochester, go to anytunes.com to get access to all those shows.

And also, before we go, Rob's been twitching. Rob's been twitching and not just season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's over on Twitch. Yeah, what's your handle on Twitch? At Rob Okey on Twitche. At Rob Okey, go check it out.

You've been twitching, you've been watching shit and hanging out with people. Yeah, we just watched the whole backrooms YouTube series last night. The whole backroom's used to. It was two and a half hours long. It was great.

You got work to do. Yeah, you got to be fucking. take a break every interview. No, I'm glad you're doing it. This is the problem. He's doing that thing. We start to be like, you can't monetize all your love's rob. You're going to freak out. Tell him. No, but come check it out. It'll be fun. It's amazing. Yeah, we love

you guys. Thank you for hanging out with us. Love you. Hail Satan. Hell. Hell. Groves Records. Yeah. That place was really cool.