Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Metal Health

Episode Date: February 7, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime & paranormal stories: a meth death party, the police play Russian roulette, and Kentucky goblins. Plus, more slime! TRIPLE L.

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Love your glades. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. I tell you what, man, Slime Gang's still alive. Really? They don't really respond to my texts like a lot. You got more slime there near your house, huh?

I'm, I am, this is the thing. How many times now? I've been taking pictures of these things. Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it. Like saying, see the picture of the slime. They're telling me it's throw up, which I understand. Well, it does look good.

It's a little oatmeal-y, yeah. Yes, but at the time, there was that abandoned house that was kind of filled with junkie. So for a while, the throw up would have, I assume to be some sort of throw up or slime stopped when the house got torn down, right? Sure. But now it's back. And I looked at that picture that throw up for a long time and I sat there with Wendy. Like I had to lift up Wendy.

I'm looking at the throw up that's three to four inches up deep of it. Oh, that would be a lot. I've never seen any throw up I've ever seen. Oh, my. And then several people then tell me it's a throw up of a big dog that has eaten like either some kind of bad food or it's eaten too fast, but the throw up is so uniform. It looks like it should be made. And this is what Ed Larson, because Ed Larson is my neighbor, he came and he looked at the

throw up with me, the throw up, quote unquote, looking slime. I'm gonna still say it's slime. And we both had this same exact agreement that this is far too uniform to just be throw up. It looks many facts. But Harry Short and Big Harry Fat are just staring at this slime in the middle of the street in Los Angeles. Just being like, huh, yeah, yeah, I'm investigating.

When did you guys become like the paranormal like Hank Hill and Bill? This is this is my final form. This is what I hope to eventually be. I'm going to be the ghost slash monster sheriff of my neighborhood, but the problem is that if I do get a badge, I get to call whoever I want a ghost or a monster and then it starts getting kind of dictatorial, which I don't really want. I don't want to get to that. All right.

Welcome to side stories, everyone. I am Ben Kissel, Travis Morningstar. You might hear him pipe up every now and again. I'm sorry. Don't apologize, buddy. And then of course we got slime buster, Henry Zabrowski. I guess he's it's like not quite a ghost buster or like paranormal hunter slime buster, which is pretty cool.

I call myself commandant of the slime gang. Great. But there is a group text that I send the pictures to and everybody said the same thing, being like that's grow up. Well, who's on this group? And I was like, you're sort of lacking information. Who's on it? You're all too busy.

Like one of them just had a kid. You know what I mean? And he's just like, I have a child now. I can't be fucking hunting after slime with you. Are these neighborhoods? Get up. Wake up. Are these random neighbors that you're that you wanted to get like a club together with

like a group? I don't know if there's anything such as random behavior kissle. Well, yeah. Of course there is. I don't think that you guys plan to live next to each other. I think that maybe we didn't plan to live next to each other, but maybe the universe synchronized. Ah, of course.

Well, speaking of synchronized, we've got a lot of fun news stories to get to here. But before we get to that, we always like to highlight a documentary that we've been watching this week. If we've been watching it, good. And this one is on Netflix. Maybe you've heard of it. No. It's not on Netflix.

No. I'm sorry. It's on Amazon Prime. Whatever. Well, yeah. I think I've never actually been able to watch it on Amazon Prime. I watched it. I've been watching it.

I'm just dope. It's called Hellier. Hellier. It was created by Greg and Dana Newkirk. Ooh. They work for a blog, or they've created a blog. It's called WeekandWear.com. They produce it themselves.

It's pretty great. It's created by them with director Carl Pfeffer and another guy named Connor, who's real into the ghost box, who's really into it. I want to say it is, it's a breath of fresh air in the world of paranormal activity docu-series where you really get to see what it's like to watch four people go down the rabbit hole of high strangeness and experience a lot of shit in real time. All right. So Hellier, basically, it's about this dude who's been, I mean, they've been in the paranormal

hunting game for quite a while. They started when they were teenagers. Their website. He's got that George Lucas hair. I don't know how these guys get that sort of like thick black hair that just goes awesomely like silver. Right. Kind of genetics.

Yeah. That's just genetics there, Henry. Whatever, man. Yeah. I don't give a shit, dude. They didn't go buy it. I change. I look different in the mirror by my attitude.

Uh-huh. So they've been into paranormal activity for a long time, and about seven years after they even just stopped hunting for ghosts and cryptids and whatnot, they get this email from this random dude that kind of reinvigorates their love of paranormal activity and hunting for said paranormal activity. They sent an email to a long abandoned email address of Greg Newkirk from this, basically, an old school ghost investigation that we had with a bunch of fun kids, and it was like them like holding swords and shit.

I remember we used to do that kind of, it's like, if I could find those old VHSs of what I used to shoot with Jeff Niftsberg and the housing development next to where my family lived at one point, where it was called Enniswood, which is really fun because you could spray paint a pea on a sign. Of course. It's like when people erase the sea on Canal Street, it's classic humor because you get it. I also feel horrible for the people that probably lived in that apartment complex as you and

your buddy are just screaming with what I would assume to be just forks. Yeah, just being idiots. Yes. And they eventually carved the sign so it was the E would be right up at the lip at the sign so that people would stop putting the P on it. That's very smart. But basically, Greg Newkirk gets an email from a guy who says, my family is being harassed by what could only be described as a group of goblins.

They seem to have arrived from, they come out of these mines, they're bald, they look very similar to not the tall greys, but the normal robotic greys that the greys use as sort of like manually labored. These like little weird little creatures with big ears and glowing eyes that are completely hairless and they're doing shit like tapping on the windows of their kids. And basically, Hellier dives deep into the research and there's a lot of twists and turns. Some stuff turns out there's a really good scene with a ghost box that was actually pretty creepy.

The ghost box used like that effectively that I thought it was really fun. But it's based off of a story. They basically found this, it was similar to the story of the Hopkinsville goblins. It took place in 1955 near Kelly and Hopkinsville in Christian County, Kentucky. And it was this family, essentially, that lived together. They were apparently sober people and they kept a house, who knows? It's Kentucky. I don't know what they did.

They didn't have to diss them, not at all. But long story short, one of the young member of the Taylor family looked and saw UFO crash into a mine. And next thing they know, these creatures with glowing eyes, big ears, long arms come out of these mines and start essentially attacking the house. Right. And what do they do? They get the fucking shotguns.

You got it. And they start shooting these fucking goblins. And a part of what is interesting is that it's the high strangest of it. And they think we cover this many, many years ago, but basically you'd shoot a goblin and it would ping pong around like a loonatoon. Or it would like freeze and then hover like it was caught in weird mid-action. They didn't know what was going on. Eventually, they're trying to say now that they were shooting at fucking owls.

Oh my goodness. But I feel like if you shot an owl with the shotgun, it would fucking explode. Right. And of course, they're always asking questions. So now we have a situation that I think is actually really interesting when it comes to Kentucky, when it comes to all of the caves. There are like an ass load of caves and just canals and tunnels going all around Kentucky. And that's what they were sort of investigating, being like, yeah, these creatures probably

live in these tunnels. And there is some pretty freaky-deaky stuff in there. The first time they go to this town of Hellyer, as soon as they get to this gas station, they talk to the dude. And I'll tell you a story of a man I saw, he was about five foot six. He was orange all over and he was covered in goop. And he kept coming up to me, poking, poking, asking, where's the Rito's? And I was like, Rito, Rito, burrito.

Interesting. Perhaps he just wanted some of the roller dogs that know now what this gas station has in mass quantities. But the first time they go, they do experience everyone in the town because it is a small town. They talk about when they enter the town, it's palpable. You can feel like you are in a different world. And if you ever go to like, bumble, bumble, crap, nowhere, you can get that feeling.

With the harshness. Hey, I don't want to get too harsh here, but you can get that vibe where you're like, what the hell is this place? Like, I am definitely, I do not belong. First time they show up, everyone's like, yeah, we got these little gnome creatures everywhere. One little kid, like some seven year old was like, I've seen this gnome creature and they didn't even...

I've seen a creature. Cause you know how it was too, she was like bouncing a ball in a weird old timey dress going, I've seen it, I've seen it in my dreams. And then you have to like take it seriously for a little while. And it's gonna creepy. And then she drew it and it does sort of look like her drawing kind of looks like the drawing of the leprechaun from the YouTube video that went viral from the local news when there's a leprechaun.

Where's Goldat? Goldat, which is pretty incredible. But it was quite interesting in many ways and they're definitely dedicated and motivated. And I will say back like 10 years ago when they started this, they were having a lot of fun. They had a bunch of swords. Although I will correct him at one point, he said, yeah, the picture on our website, we all just look like a bunch of nerds with medieval weapons.

But there was definitely just someone with a gun, just like holding a handgun. And I don't remember that unless it's like, you know, maybe if it's like, you know, Ash going back in time or something with a gun, but like, you know. Here simpler times, simpler times when you could just have fun with your friends. But it's a, it is a docu-series to check out. I think it's pretty interesting. There's, there, what I don't understand, mostly it's just, well, I would scare me. It's like, I know they're looking for aliens and you're looking for goblins and you're

finding all these weird, eerie instances of high strangeness and synchronicities. But like, aren't you afraid of the fucking Kentuckens? Well that's out there. That's the scare inside the film. That's why he's got layers. When we were fucking at, well, I remember Murdofus was shooting a bunch of, we were shooting about, it's just up in rural Wisconsin and you can hear the eyeballs creak. They're like, it'll spot you out in the forest and like, at one point they heard a car honk

while they're doing this weird late night fucking cave shit and I was like, you're really not afraid that there's not some meth out piece of shit. Oh yeah. Just being like, these demons, I knew the demons would come again. Like, and that you're the demons. Now you're the demon. Obviously. Yeah.

And then all of a sudden we know, and then he remembers because he heard the hopskenville goblin story. You know what fixes demons? What's that? Uh-oh. Fucking shotgun. Uh-oh. And then all of a sudden you're a bunch of dead paranormal investigators.

Be careful when you're going out to these fucking small towns. They will kill you. They are dangerous. Absolutely. That's a whole different horror film, obviously sort of channeling deliverance, a little bit of great film, an iconic horror film. I really was a little bit scared for their lives watching the footage because at some point you just realized they're just soft like nerd people and if someone really did

like a big ol' farm hand really did want to teach him a lesson, it could get pretty, pretty disgusting and bloody. Well you look at Ned Beatty now and I think what's really sad is how horrified everyone was that someone made love to him in deliverance, but I'm gonna say he's a sexual creature deserving of love. Uh-huh. And everyone's just saying like, yeah he didn't want to squeal like a piggy like that, but couldn't he just sang like a songbird and you guys could have just been together

consensually? I don't think that you're understanding the entire point of the movie. It's scary. It's scary. Oh! By the way, that kid, that kid in deliverance, like the really weird looking kid, I don't even think they paid his ass. No, no, no.

I'm pretty sure he was just a local kid, but that's where they go in hellier. They just go where, that's just a local kid and not even dissing him, but they should have paid him because, you know, when he was playing the banjo, he was real good and he deserves compensation. But they were just telling him, don't worry, we have these new special cameras that like don't steal your soul and it's like, you bet him. Well all right. You bet him.

So check out the documentary, Amazon Prime is where I saw it and I think it's on some other things. Hellier. I saw it on YouTube. I saw it on YouTube. There are times where they're showing you the pictures of said goblins and it is, it's a warshack test. Oh, also in the middle of all this, but talking about fucking, uh, synchronicities, as I'm

going through this, this story, the hellier story, one thing I talked about was that there was a UFO over Pike County, Kentucky, it's seen by hundreds of people was out there for like 20 minutes. They went and they took this picture of it and they showed it around, they got a picture of it and look like this kind of like sparkling tuning fork and, and how, you know, and unbeknownst to me, an unbeknownst to me, I'm going through the side stories email and I got an email from a human being known as Sammy Lamb. I don't know.

I don't know what you are. I don't know what you were. Um, we were looking at this kind of shit and it was screenshots from a friend of his or her friend of theirs, that person. Very good. They had some footage of that from the, uh, a, uh, UFO, uh, UFO documentary named Yasmeen Joiner who showed up to basically was just like, look at this like super primo UFO footage and it was almost an exact example of the UFO that they saw over Pike County.

It was the same exact type craft. It would look like a fucking tuning fork that was sparkling in the air. But then when they tried to say in Pike County, they debunked it. They said, well, actually it was not a UFO. It was a balloon from this thing called Project Loon, which is this what, which is what Google, the parent company of Google, whatever it is now, Alphabet Incorporated, they are flying balloons over remote areas and try to give people, uh, internet all over the world or maybe even kind of fucking spy on them.

God knows what they're doing with it. Well, yeah. Of course. I know what a balloon looks like. Right. And I'm sick. I'll be told these are Godium balloons. Uh.

These balloons, they flow. And yeah, they're fucking goopy. I know a balloon can be goopy. Sure. I guess a wet balloon. Yeah. It does not look like a sparkling Godium tuning fork. No.

No, absolutely. Perhaps it's a military weapon. We don't know. Um, well, that's very interesting. Talk about, uh, uh, synchronicity, a little high strangeness there and more and more. These UFO sightings are getting, uh, more prevalent and better than ever, better than ever. I, well, I, there's a lot of interesting stuff out there.

Yes. Mufon actually had a rise in UFO sightings last year. Absolutely. And of course, just, just quickly here, we talked about this guy before his name is Avi, uh, Loeb, Avi Loeb, he is a professor at Harvard. He has doubled down on his belief that what was it called the Moe, the Mao Mao, the Mao Mao, the Mao Mao, Mao Mao, Mao Mao, Mao Mao, Mao Mao, the Mao Mao, of course that, uh, that little asteroid looking thing.

He's like, Hey man, as far as I'm concerned, it's still a UFO. It's very possible. It's extraterrestrial. He's getting joked. They're joking about him, all these people, but, uh, he is not backing down. And of course he is a Harvard. He's Harvard's top astronomers. So I'll tell you what, that actually means quite a bit.

It is very difficult for people to stick their nail. It's very difficult for people to stick their necks out for something that seems to be as fringe as UFOs because they get ridiculed. And we've been seeing it time and time again, is that this, this, we, because right now we're in this fun world where we don't seem to have a base reality because the media and, and various members of the people that run this country have decided to destroy the concept of what truth is. And maybe there never was truth.

Maybe not. Maybe there used to be like a side enclave of thought where you could put like fringe ideas. Right. But now those are just kind of getting pushed deeper and deeper to the side. But I like seeing a guy like this who's like, I, like, well, we'll see. I'm going to just hold on to this outside the box and see what happens. Well, who knows.

It's not hurting anybody. It's not hurting anyone. He very well could be proven to be right. Avi Lo, he talks about personal modesty, which he said he learned growing up on a farm. And this is what he calls his desire to believe that extraterrestrial life exists. He calls it cosmic modesty, the idea that it's arrogant to assume we are alone in the universe or even a particularly special species. So anyway, there's just a little update on that, dude.

He's sticking to his guns. And who cares what these other people say? Because honestly, he's doing better than all of them. He's getting stories published about himself. Yep. So good for him. All right. Well, let's go.

Let's start, let's do our first little news story here in Minnesota, the land of a thousand lakes or is it 10,000? I don't know. There's a lot of lakes. That's all I know. I believe it's 10,000. We're going to go to Minnesotans. Is it Minnesotans and Michigan or Michigan and Wisconsinites?

Yeah. Don't you all hate each other for different ways and have jokes about each community? Yes. But this is the thing. This is, you know, if you're in Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, I hate to break it to you. But outside of the Midwest, things are all the same. But they fight over terms like water fountain and bubbler.

They fight over soda and pop. They fight over very small terms that are totally innocuous and mean nothing to anybody else. But then, of course, you have real rivalries like your Minnesota Vikings versus your Green Bay Packers and your Detroit Lions. Well, that seems to also be, all of that is orchestrated by ad people, right? And the people that own those football companies, the football companies? Yeah, kind of.

Is that what you'd call that? Institutions? Yeah, organizations. Yeah. Installations? Not installation. No, not installation. The way they all fight, that makes them all like, ooh, I need to have a shinier hat than

the other team. And then it's like, I need to have a grander facade to my football presence at the games this week because all eyes are on me tonight, baby, because it's Vikings night and I'm with the Vikings tonight. Absolutely. They love it. And of course, people in Wisconsin got the cheese on their heads and that's just how confident they are in their football team.

They'll wear a wedge of cheese on their dome. Not bad. But no, in reality, yes, we're all extremely, extremely similar. And then of course, you've got a lot of Catholics in Wisconsin, you've got a lot of Lutherans in Minnesota. That's a whole nother holy war that we don't need to get into right now. Are they blowing each other up with car bombs? No, it's not.

It's not Ireland. It's not Ireland. You know, ramp it up. Yeah, we don't have it. But anyway, we're going to go to Searles. I think it's Searles, it's S-E-A-R-L-E-S Minnesota. So a Searles man reportedly told authorities he gave his alien wife methamphetamine and that they had, quote, a death party before she died.

So the husband said he did not get his wife medical help because she did not want to die in a nursing home according to criminal charges filed against him. His wife's name is Deborah Lynn Johnson, she was 69 years young. She was found dead inside her Searles home January 25th after her husband, Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Arden Johnson, he is not the rock. He is much softer than a rock. He looks like a dead ringer. If you were to tell me a dark reboot of the old dancing man from the Six Flags commercials,

that guy, it's him. This is part of the reason why we got sent to the story by many people. And mostly it's got to do with this man's mugshot, which is absolutely frightening. He is having the time of his life. He does not have any teeth. He's completely bald. He's got the meth scabs because, you know, he's itchy, but I will say he's 11 years younger than his wife, 58 years old.

So she died at 69. It's like kind of like a meth-y thing to have an older wife than the younger man, which is like, it's not uncommon in general, but it seems to be more so in that world. I don't, I'm like, my wife's robbing a cradle with me, man. I don't know if that's true. I'm like a big horny baby. Okay. Well, authorities responded and reportedly they found words spray painted on the front

door, a naked Dwayne Johnson, several guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition. Dwayne Johnson was arrested without incident and was charged Friday with felony counts of theft and receiving stolen property because he's like, yeah, these guns are mostly stolen guns here, officer. This guy, he showed up and he's like, so glad you guys came on time. Yeah, she's cold, but that's why I keep my beer in her tits. So what was written on the front door? You might ask the words death party, P a R D E death party, God hell.

That's what was written on the door. I'm actually really happy that you read it as party. I didn't think about that because that's what he was. He's like, he literally, he broke her out of the nursing home. He's like, we're getting fucked up tonight, honey. She's just like, let's do it. Yeah, we're going to Six Flags. No, honey, no.

And they go back to the house. She asked for fucking methamphetamine, zoot suited her up. He spray painted death party, God hell on the front door and red spray paint. And then he banged her out one last time to quiet riots, metal health, their favorite song and they just spent all night fucking rocking out to metal health. And he fed her a bunch of snow because she couldn't eat anymore, which is really sad. Yeah. And then obviously she had been dying and then yeah, he pounded her out two hours right

before she died. Well, it does seem like everything I don't know if pounded her out is the right terminology here, but it does seem like they kind of had a, assuming that he is telling, you know, the truth. She was terminally ill. It seems like they had kind of a strange for them a romantic evening. They said, this is what he said. He said, quote, Dwayne Johnson told authorities he and his wife had, quote, a death party

for the final days of her life. They had began, quote, rocking out to their favorite song, quiet riots, metal health. That's when they took the meth. And that is when she said, I don't want any more medication or she said, I'm sorry. She stopped taking medication. So I, you know, other than the 47 guns, you know, all the unlicensed guns, which he straight up admitted were stolen immediately seems to be very brave, very, very brave. There is definitely a strong theory that sometimes you're too messed up to lie.

And I think he was definitely too messed up to lie. As a matter of fact, authorities found him naked in the bathtub. Evidently he was scratching like black spots off of his body, but I don't think there were any black spots. I don't think they were there. I think it was hallucinating heavily. I think that he was ready to fucking chill out. I feel like it's almost like jigs up.

My love of my life is gone. Sounds like it was honestly very romantic. I would not, not, not, not, not want almost the same sequence of events to happen when I die. Like I kind of would like the idea of I get to die at home. I get one last noosh. Sure. I'll be fucking, but it'll be fucking just blowing weed smoke in my face and we'll be

listening to fucking probably Santana's Abraxas. Oh, okay. That would be kind of fun. I think I'd go out on that one or I would go out on Neil Young's Tonight the Night. That's what I've always wanted to do was that album. That's a really good last album right before you fucking shift off this fucking bullshit. I suppose that could be fun. So you know, I don't, we really don't know what's going to go on with this guy, but Johnson

made his first court appearance late last Friday afternoon and Bale was set at $250,000 or $150,000 with conditions. This isn't the first time this dude has been in trouble. He's no, he's no, he is no saint. He has prior convictions for assault and DWI and he is on probation for driving after his license was canceled. A blood test taken after his DWI arrest showed he had used meth amphetamine. Uh, Cyrilus is about 25 miles west of Mankato, which I have been to many, many times.

So we'll see what the hell happens. I don't know. His mug shot. I mean, if you, yeah, if you look at his mug shot, it looks like they let him listen to quiet riot in the prison. Like in the jail cell. To get pumped up. It looks happy.

I don't know. Okay. This story is far, this is like truly horrifying and honestly just fucking creep me out too because I was in the office alone and I heard some weird noises. I'll get through this. A student who thought there was a ghost in her room was shocked to find a man in her closet wearing her clothes. So much scarier than a ghost.

This is so fucked. But I literally was sitting here and I heard like, like in the closet here and I fucking just threw her open the door and show yourself. Nothing. There's something to pipes. The university of North Carolina, Jr. who was only identified by her first name, Maddie told Fox 8 that she had noticed items in her room vanishing out at her off-campus apartment on 1214 Oakland Avenue.

She also spotted hand prints on her bathroom wall. On Saturday, Maddie heard what she thought would sound like a raccoon in her closet, which is alarming. You don't want that in your fucking house. No, that's, that's poor. I mean, that's, that would be good if it was a raccoon. This, this story would be kind of cute. It would be kind of cute.

It'd be like Pocahontas. Yeah, a little bit. But he opened the door. And when she asked who was there, a man answered, Oh, my name is Drew, huh? Maddie told CVS news affiliate WFNY2, she asked the man whether he was going to do anything to her to which he replied, No, no, no, no, no. I could feel him starting to push the door open. So I was like, I guess I have to open the door, she said.

The man pleaded with her not to call the cops. I opened the door, Maddie says, and he's in there wearing all of my clothes, my socks, my shoes. And he has a book bag full of my clothes. She called her boyfriend to help and she waited and the dude sat there. She was like, well, I'll speak with him to keep him occupied. The man tried on her hat. Yes.

And then he went to the bathroom to look in the mirror before be like, Oh, you're really pretty. Can I give you a hug? I have to say Maddie is exceptionally calm. So she, I don't understand. No, she said. We're her calm. No.

I would have freaked out immediately. Apparently, um, she didn't think the dude's name is Andrew Swolford. She didn't think he posed any threat. She reportedly kept up a conversation with him, let him roam around. And as Henry said, that's when he tried on hats. He looked in the mirror, said, can I give you a hug? Maddie said he never actually tried to touch her. And then when Maddie's boyfriend arrived, this dude took off, but he was later arrested

at a gas station. So this is like the guy that you got a Dell guy. What's this? Like you're getting to know that. Wow. That's a classic. That dude, I think he actually got in some trouble for DUI, didn't he? Yeah.

Yes. Way back in the day. All that Dell money, man. Yeah. You're going to spend that money somewhere, man. You got to do it on the road, dude. But, you know, he was very, uh, just super, there's something about the long haired, kind of like Richard Chasey type, white psychopath, kind of like spaced out.

He probably was on something, but just like the concept of being like, no, it's totally chill for me to be in there. Well, apparently it's totally fucking chill on even fucking free hugs, dude. It's like a free hug. It is so trippy because this dude is like a junior in college. And if you watch, go to Haley Fixler TV at Haley Fixler TV, uh, H-A-Y-L-E-Y-F-I-X-L-E-R-TV on Twitter. She has a picture of this dude here.

He is like completely bald, like he is going completely bald, but he's still rocking like the Hulk Hogan on the sides. He is, um, yes, he is just, I don't, he is, it's horrifying. The man is horrifying. It is horrifying. He is like, and they said that it was not an isolated incident in December. Her roommates came home to find two men in their living room. Where, what is going on?

I don't know. This is very similar to, we've had this, we either had happened a couple of times in Tallahassee, where, uh, I remember our buddy was staying, uh, where, uh, John Moreno used to live. Um, I forget where it was over by, uh, if you are from Tallahassee, it was like very close to Gordos and they used to wake up all the time, just like a guy on the couch just coming in. He's like, yeah, you guys, what's up, what's up, what's up, guy?

It's like he's a wacky neighbor. Like in half-baked. Like he's Cramer. Yeah, he's like, like, uh, what was, was a Stephen Wright's character in half-baked. Just hanging out in the couch. No, you're in my house, you're in my house. You get out of here. You get out of my house.

And they had the same thing with another where he came home to a woman, try, not in quote-unquote knocking on his door by poking the door with a knife. And he saw that her whole arm was cut open and bleeding. Great. And she's like, Greg, try to kill me tonight. Oh my. And I won't let Greg kill me. And it's, it's more of the nonchalance.

Yeah, I guess so. You want to call the authorities in that case because perhaps your life is in danger. I wouldn't necessarily let her into the house because you have to be careful for your own safety too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you've got to be. And it's just, you know, one of the more concept, one of the more scary concepts in all humankind, like the idea that you're sleeping and there's somebody that is broken into your

apartment. Horrified. It's just like waiting for you, waiting for you to wake up and it's like just hidden behind a bunch of clothes or, you know, or maybe dressed up. And all of your clothes, there's something that's really frightening about that, about like, absolutely seeing a strange man emerge from your closet and all of your clothes. You got to be careful because there was a dude, Anthony Scofield was his name at UW Stout. He was busted.

I've told this story many times. 900 pairs of panties. He was busted, killing 900 pairs of panties, served some time. But the thing is that escalated to him. First of all, he became born again. He was safe. But then he went to go have sex with a child at a rest area. And once again, the child was a police officer.

They're always police officers, right? Thank goodness. But that, so this could escalate. God has a plan for us all kissing. I guess so. God has a plan for each one of us and some people are supposed to teach others the lessons. I guess. Of not having sex with a child.

Oh my goodness. But that started. And being discovered. Well, hopefully never happens. By the way, speaking of that kind of stuff, this year is going to be a lot to deal with for the Catholic Church. Here in New York State, they're going to have a one year. If you were touched by a priest come forward year, it'll be 2020 or 2021, and even the

Pope today just came out and talked about how a bunch of nuns were being sexually assaulted by priests. The nuns. I don't care. I mean, it's like, this is where he finally, he finally admits that the nuns are being taught. What about everybody else? Well, that's, but it's all a problem.

It's all a problem. It's going to get, it's going to get brutal. It'll be Pittsburgh, but globally what happened or in Pennsylvania, but what happened to, what happened in Pennsylvania, it's going to be a global phenomenon. So anyway, it's going to get nasty. All right. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

We got this little story here about a Russian roulette shooting of one St. Louis police officer by another. It's getting weirder and weirder. Basically, 1 a.m. on January 24th, two on duty police officers from the St. Louis Police Department rushed a third off duty officer named Caitlin Alex to a hospital. Alex, a 24 year old military veteran who had worked at the apartment for two years, soon died from the gunshot wound in her chest. It seems to be they were hanging out.

One of them said he took two sips of a beer and then put, pour the rest of it out. Oh yeah. That's how you do it. It was not a service weapon, right? It was his old, and the guy put, he took all the bullets out of a, one of them, I believe Hendren of them, and it did with 29 year old Nathaniel Hendren, who was the one who was being charged with a voluntary manslaughter right now. And he said that he emptied the cylinder of the revolver and then put one cartridge back.

He spun the cylinder within this article generously saying a routine often associated with Russian roulette and aimed the gun away. The gun did not fire when he pulled the trigger, according to the police statement. Alex then took the gun, aimed it at Hendren, it did not fire, Hendren took the gun back, it came to Alex and accidentally shot her in the chest. Well, I don't know if it's an accident at that point, but. I don't, it doesn't seem like it, I don't think it's a Russian roulette, technically you're trying to kill the person.

Yeah. The third officer, Patrick Rorden, told him, because investigators, that he had admonished Alex and Hendren for fooling around with the revolver and it was just about to leaf when the rifle got, when the weapon got discharged. So this is a big, this is a big deal, Hendren was booked on Monday and held on $50,000 cash only bottles. What the hell is going on with, in this police department, when we got this one officer being like, guys, come on, stop fooling around, they're playing Russian roulette and not that

it matters that they're on the clock, but it's a little bit strange to be, it's weird to do it if you're off the clock, but then it's a little bit stranger on the clock. And also, I don't believe that anyone has two sips of beer and then pours it out because that doesn't, that's not how that works. St. Louis has actually ranked the second most dangerous city in America and I think that has a lot to do with it. I think, I think you can't patrol the streets of St. Louis and then go home and play catamari domicii.

I think you have to play Russian roulette to like blow this thing off. Yeah, maybe it's like you're already, you're all gigged up, but apparently Hendren, he was held on $50,000 cash only bond, was raised $100 grand, but in his mug shot, his left eye and forehead appeared to be bruised. Sources familiar with the situation said that he had head butted the back window of a police vehicle while at the hospital and sustained minor injuries. I think he was fucking hammered. I think so.

But a lieutenant with the police department filed the complaint about 20 minutes after Alex's death, suggesting that Hendren and Rodin had violated administrative regulation that dictates no employee shall report for duty or remain on duty with an alcohol concentration of.04 or greater. But Rodin's attorney claims that it's kind of on a few slips of beer, poured the rest down the sink and then he blew a zero. Okay, but I just have to say here. That's not the big issue.

The fact that the main dude or the fact that the complaint is like, well, you know you can't be drinking on the job, guys. You know it's not allowed. I think it was more the shooting your coworker in the chest. That's the thing that I would sort of be like, you know what, I'll overlook the drinking. I won't even mention the drinking. It's really the shooting of your coworker in the heart. I just don't really understand the concept of casually playing Russian roulette and the

idea that you would do that. You would like that you would do that as a police officer that knows about guns. I understand you're kind of crazy. You're all maybe you're all torqued up and you're dealing with a bunch of shit. Maybe like you're you're suffering some form of PTSD or you're you're dealing with a lot of issues. It's just the concept of putting a guy, you know, I on stupid fucking movie sets. We are screamed at if you point a fake gun at the face of another person.

Well, you never know. Look what happened. Look what happened to Brandon Lee and Bruce curse of his father. Yeah, could be sins of the father. That's what happens. But now this is there's a little controversy here other than just an officer shooting another officer in the chest. People playing Russian roulette on the job, the the breathalyzer has ignited some controversy

in this case because evidently they didn't take a blood test. They only did urine and a breathalyzer. So this is according to the attorney's office, which wrote the fact that only urine and breathalyzer tests were performed appears as an obstructionist tactic to prevent us from understanding the state of the officers during the commission of this alleged crime. The police department's public safety director, Jimmy Edwards, said in a press conference, their officers are not obstructionists. But you know what I'm going to say?

We know they're we know at least one of them is a killer. So that's that's not a word. I mean, he fucking shot the other person in the chest. Right. Shut them in the chest. So there we go. Medical examiners have performed an autopsy on Alex, but they will not release the report until the results of the toxicology test are complete.

So this story is just it's just so freaking weird. Yes. It's just very strange and it seems to be like no one's really telling the truth. Maybe they just don't really want to fully admit that they were playing a bunch. They all got hammered. Right. While on fucking duty. And you're playing Russian roulette with each other, which is, I mean, just in the end,

you know, what's a really fun game, spades? Great. Yes. Absolutely. You know, just play a little poker, something like that. All right. Well, I've been playing a lot of SimCity 2000 really emulator on my computer, really eating up a lot of time, but it's nice to feel like God.

Absolutely. I just finished Resident Evil 2. They remade it for PS4 and it is amazing. Check it out. It's the best. I'm getting a PS4. I'm getting it. I'm already doing it.

Just get it, man. You're going to love it. It's like so good. You get to turn off your brain, but it still gets your neurons firing. So that's good. What? Yeah. It's your neurons firing.

So you don't get dumber. All right. Just lastly on my end here. Takashi69. Now he is a he's a rapper. He's a SoundCloud rapper. He's got face tattoos. One of the tattoos is the number 69.

Just in case you forgot his name. Now Takashi69 has pled guilty to nine felony charges, including a variety of firearm offenses and admitted to being a member of a gang according to a recently unsealed document. The 22 year old rapper, his real name is Daniel Hernandez, took a plea deal on the 23rd of January regarding his involvement with the Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods. The outlet reported that the plea agreement with Takashi69 was initially sealed to enable prosecutors to arrest additional members. As part of the plea deal, Takashi admitted to joining the gang in the fall of 2017.

And none of this is smart. None of this is smart. None of this is smart. I don't agree with any of them. It's really dumb. And hiring a fellow gang member to shoot, to shoot at rap rival chief Keith, and I remember that story in order to maintain or increase my own standing in the Nine Trey Gangsta Blood Gang.

Takashi69 said, so now this dude, he's 22 years old, he's very tiny. He's an artist. We covered Biggie and Tupac like he's not, I don't believe he's a real gangster. I think he's in way over his bizarrely tattooed head. He is making shit up as he goes. And it's the old fuck. It was a quote I was going to even talk about today. Be careful who you pretend to be because you are who you pretend to be.

He's doing this dumb shit. He wants to, he acts like he's hard, but you just make rap, you make music, you're a musician, you're a sensitive poet. You're not a criminal. You're not one. You're an idiot. You got bad tattoos and you're also bad at making music. So now all of his music is fucking awful.

Yes, but now he has ratted on his gang, but if that's not bad enough when you go to prison, he also sexually assaulted a 14 year old. So he's going to be, he's a pedophile who ratted on a gang and he is about 108 pounds. So it's going to be brutal. This is what he said in a court transcript. He said, I apologize to the court, to anyone that was hurt, to my family, friends and fans, for what I have done and do I have let down. The outlet reported that Takashi pled guilty to further federal felonies, including racketeering,

conspiracy, firearm charges, narcotics trafficking and violent crimes in aid of racketeering. He was previously indicted for six felony charges in 2018. His charges carry a minimum sentence of 47 years with a maximum of life. So this dude, I mean, he's doing this to get a lenient sentence, but no matter what, you don't understand how bad your sentence about to be when you don't have the support of the gang that you are currently flipping on while you are surrounded by them in prison. It's going to be horrible. So on Thursday, the day before Takashi's court records were unsealed, three additional

men were implicated in the attempted shooting of Chief Keef. So if you're those dudes, you're like, I wonder how they know it was us. Oh man, so he is not going to make it. No, he is really not. The U.S. attorney's office has labeled the Nine Trey gangsters as quote, a violent New York city gang. Nine Trey was a criminal enterprise involved in committing numerous acts of violence, including shootings, robberies and assaults in and around Manhattan and Brooklyn.

They said in a previous statement, members and associates of the Nine Trey gang involved in violence to retaliate against rival gangs to promote the standing and reputation of Nine Trey and to protect the gang's narcotics business. Members and associates have enriched themselves by selling fentanyl, furanol, heroin, MDMA. I'll tell you what, man. Bye-bye, Six Nine. Bye-bye. See you soon.

Thank you for your effort. Thank you for your time. Bye-bye. See you never again. Bye-bye. Yeah, he was sentenced to four years of probation and a thousand hours of community service for that child sex case and probably should have gotten some more time for that. So it is not.

Anyway, so that's just a little update on, it's sad because, you know, it's just sad to see people make every wrong decision when they could have had a successful career, but then again, giving the crime, it's not, I don't have that much sympathy, but. So I have, I think I could, I don't think I could have less sympathy for him. I think that he could get, I think that he seemed to have brought this all upon himself and he's completely culpable and he's not only a criminal, but he's also a fucking moron and he's a bad musician. All right.

Well, there's a trifecta, I guess. All right, everyone. I have a couple of things. Number one, I'm going to crowdsource this question. We had a lovely condolence note from a fan named Sarah Pailing and Natalie and I had a debate. The handwriting on this is one of the best, most intense looking, tiny, perfect. I'm going to show this because I'm beginning to see it.

Let me see. Oh, beautiful, beautiful. This is the most intense handwriting I've ever seen and Natalie and I are both wondering, is it a computer or you do this? Are you a witch or are you an AI? I want to know either one. I mean, it's good penmanship. That's all it is.

But I was looking at it, I was looking at it really fucking close and there's no indentations. So I don't know whether or not she did it or if it was that fine tip of a pen. She's doing it with a little brush. It's just very perfectly done. I don't know if she printed out or not, but otherwise congratulations for your handwriting and also thank you for the note, it was very lovely. I assume that's regarding Kevin. That was regarding Kevin, yes, it was very, very sweet.

We've got obviously nothing but wonderful support from everybody and wanted to say thank you again constantly. You guys have just been there for us. And remember out there, this one goes out to the Fathers. Anyone could be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad and that's why I called you dad. Wow. Because you were so special to me.

You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right, Wade Boggs says it again. Wade Boggs. Right, and of course, if you are in the Los Angeles area, Tuesday the 12th will be a memorial for Kevin Barnett, very similar to what we did here at the Bell House. So if you're around, check that out. I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it, but I know Ed will be there, Henry will be there. So it will be, it'll be sad, but it'll also be fun. All right, everyone.

Well, thank you all so much for listening. We love you very much. Thank you guys. Hail yourselves. You got to live every day, you know what I mean, you break your wife out of that nursing home, it's been one of the last couple of days, you do that, you got to love, you got to pop on that mental health, you got to stick it inside your dying wife. Well, I don't know.

Many times she asks you to do it. It's the mental time that she's got left and you got to laugh as you were carried away by the police nude. Yes. You told them all your guns were stolen. Well, that's... There's a lot to learn from Dwayne Johnson. Yeah, there's some things, but you know, just love your spouse.

I think that's the most important thing. Yeah, all right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Magustylations. Hail me. Hey, and Kessel.

Hey. What? You're looking good and you're sounding good. Thank you, buddy. You're looking good. You're sounding good, too. I feel like you almost maybe have lost weight. Yeah, I almost have.

I've got a rowing machine. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I've been on it. I've been rowing through my kitchen. I've been wading through my kitchen. God, man. It's pretty easy. You'd be really crossing a lot of footage on a lake because of your arms.

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