Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Mo Money Less Problems

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's most devastating stories and true crime news - Floods ravage Texas as death count rises to over 100, Long awaited Epstein review comes up empty while security footage reveals missing minute, Diddy acquitted of most serious charges, Actor Michael Madsen dead at 67, Joey Chestnut reclaims crown in Coney Island showdown, NYPD Prematurely announces: Crime Free 4th of July “ZERO shootings or murders in New York City on July 4th. The last time in recorded history that happened was… never.” AND THEN immediately has to revise the statement, Firework-related injuries and deaths sweep the nation on the 4th of July, A French town terrorized by a swarm of bees, the Belly Dancer jailed in Egypt for Belly Dancing, the UK's newest cryptid-like gimp: Pantherman, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Ha ha ha. Side stories? Yes, I love your glaze. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's another beautiful day here in Radio Land. Yeah, nothing but laughter, nothing's another beautiful day here in radio land. Yeah, another bit of laughter. Nothing but wall to wall yucks. Is that right, Eddie? Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday. Hey! When they get it, it's Wednesday. I'm the ham man, oink oink.

We need a soundboard. Why don't we have a soundboard? So many people have accused us of being- We have one sound? We have one sound? What's our sound? This perfect moment. Oh Jesus.

And then like for the audience- B-O-R-E-D. I just want the audience to just- before we begin today. This pan flute's for you. Yes. Frying pan flute. If you're putting some pork on. Unless of course you're trying to diet. Yes. Then just the flute. What this sound will allow you to do is release the tensions from wondering if a flood's

gonna sneak up on you now that there's no weather alerts anymore. Yes it's so nice that this all happened right before hurricane season. I think it's good to allow this pan flutes to settle in while we wait for the truth about Jeffrey Epstein. He did nothing apparently. Scott Kline, completely innocent. I can't believe he was such a good guy. And I just want to just just you know what I do? I take I'm in CBT right now.

Right. So we do this thing called half smile willing It is burger therapy. It's no no, no, that's myself. That's my self-directed treatment plan But with half smile what you're supposed to do is think of the most upsetting thing you can think of so right now what? I'm thinking of is Trump making love to his daughter. Okay, well, I mean it is and so what I'm doing is I'm The key here is it just smile half smile Willing hands open hands and you immediately feel better about the image. Ah You know what I did when I was really upset about the flood in Texas yesterday

What I just watched a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn live let him saw him do Texas flood ten minutes Man that guy fucking rocks. I think that's an It's how I channeled my you were listening to Texas Flood yes by Stevie Ray Vaughn and I am I am thankful He didn't have to live to see this no no no I'm thankful so welcome to Think he would have preferred to be alive. Oh very much. So I think that you've been like I just got clean preferred to be alive. Oh, very much so. I think that you've been like, I just got clean. Yeah, Mr. Blue.

Man, when's the last time you saw him fucking his noodle, dude? That dude fucking, he had some stink face. No, he really did. He was honestly probably the blackest white man to ever exist and he was allowed. And welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm here with Ed Larson. How you doing, everybody?

Well, a lot of stuff's flying around, Eddie. You think, is there news? There's a lot of stuff's flying around, Eddie. You think, is there news? There's a lot of news, Eddie. Is there news? There's more news than we can use. Ah, more news than we can use. Yes, yes, and not all of it's great. So number one, I believe the death toll

in the Texas floods, these flash floods, it just rose to 101. Cracked 100, yeah. I do believe that it wiped out a bunch of children on a Girl Scout mission, something like that. Which were those two Mexican girls that saved a bunch of girls? Those two did good. That's very cool.

They did good. And another guy, I saw some other guy, he saved like 100 people, but it doesn't really matter. It's just one of these, it's really, really and it's there's no way for us to make it funny I watched a video of people looking at the like it looked about 40 adults filming the flood coming Oh very much so and it wasn't until a child said should we run that they were all like yeah We should I do feel like it's sort of that is a microcosm of the entire issue Yeah, in which they're just the adults are watching a big massive thing come to kill everybody

And it's taking some of the kids one or two of the kids to be like maybe we should not Do that you know it's just very difficult But our hearts go out to the people of like they're dealing with this is extremely fucking horrible I love you, Texas, especially San Antonio. We do Sorry, we can't send anything Yeah, would you send 50 bucks? Oh wow that's great to wear to wear I said I can't remember somewhere they've told me to do it and I did it I'll look it up other big news this week. I just want to say thank, I want to say big thank you.

A huge, huge heartfelt thank you to the YouTuber that runs the FBI and the blonde prostitute that is the Attorney General that they have declared Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide. That's done. this case is closed, and there is no way, no way he ever held any form of blackmail material on anybody that was extremely important to the US government or technology or education or politics or within the intelligence community

or within the Israeli intelligence community or within the English intelligence community or royalty? There's just absolutely no way there's nothing nothing except for there is apparently quite a bit of child pornography that they are Getting their way through yeah, and he committed suicide, so that's kind of that's a type of murder Yes, you know he did that they call that they honestly they say that Suicidality is a direct connection to homicidal intentions Because you're killing the whole world when you kill yourself Wow So it's actually very difficult but convoy of hope by the way, I found it. Oh good. That's who I donated to

This is not about Epstein not about Epstein I'm going backwards, but I just wanted to say Convoy of Hope so I just think what would you do it do it in Jeffrey Epstein's name, please? Honestly if we can get Multiple receipts of you giving money to the Texas floods to convoy of hope in Jeffrey Epstein's name I'm sending you a shirt Two convoy of hope in Jeffrey Epstein's name. I'm sending you a shirt Send you a fucking shirt. I want to see it because again help but make them confused

That's always the key. That's always the key But Jeffrey Epstein, it's you know, Donald Trump turns out he's a good guy. He's a good guy He's a normal guy, you know Well, except for you Did you see the pictures of him with like, sucking on the ear of a child that was like, sitting directly on his dick and balls on his little private chat? I missed that one. Yeah, and there was also the one with him.

Was that in the text chain? Yeah, I should have sent it. I should have sent it. I forgot to include you, that's with my other boys. I, you know, I didn't expect anything less. I didn't expect anything. The footage that they put out as a part of so obviously Pam beyond II She released this like scattershot section of Documents in February of this year that had nothing that we hadn't seen before except for some unredacted addresses of certain

Numbers inside of his little black book, but that led to nowhere. Then they said, the client list is on my desk. We're going to fucking go. We're going to hunt everybody one by one. Then Elon Musk and Trump had their little stupid fake, uh, KFA breakup in front of everybody where Musk said that Trump was on the list and that's the reason why he's covering it up. And then he said, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Can I still be a Nazi in America? And then they went and he, so they were like, we're gonna get to the very bottom of this and then it seems it all just kinda went zip right all the way back up, because they're saying Epstein had no client list, but we know he had a little black book. Yes.

And I just think that maybe an international spy, And I just think that maybe an international spy I'm gonna say across the globe child sexual abuse material producer The member of the intelligence community. I'm just thinking he's not gonna write at the top of a list Client list. Yeah, here's all the names and now, three girls to Clinton. Yeah. It's like, I don't think it works like that. I think that he was a bit clever. I also think that maybe a lot of the really intense evidence

is in the center of all of this CSAM, all this child sexual abuse material. That is a bit icky for the FBI to go through. Yes. And this new guy, I mean, you know, get put in the work. See what he can find. Oh, the only thing he's doing right now is like, I honestly think it's just him, RFK Jr. are hanging out with a bunch of Falconers golfing on the weekends while Texas slides into the fucking crevices of the earth. And while every single criminal

that has a touch to a camera is doing great. I just have to assume, since Patel has access to all of the child pornography, that he's just jerking off to it all day. You know, honestly, at some point, he's like, get this away from me, I've had enough. You know, I'm empty. I can't come anymore.

If I jerk off one more time this child sexual abuse material my wife's gonna talk to me you know that's not what they want to deal with and we also saw this week that the Diddy verdict was disappointing yes he got obviously they had overcharged him on the Rico stuff I guess I honestly think it was just the jury did not fully understand what they were there to do. It seems that quite a bit, this is more conjecture and it seems to be some kind of like I was reading some commentary on it. So I don't know if this is true or not, but it actually seems that some of the freak off video material did the opposite of what they thought it was going to do. They just got everyone horny? I think that it, but the problem is that the jury maybe could not understand that on camera

and in this scenario, everybody can look like they're having fun. Yes. But the scenario around it is not. So that's the issue, as I think that we have a bit of a jury education problem. I do believe that's a part of what happened here. And they could not properly convince them that he was trafficking women around in some gigantic racketeering, like, industry. Kind of weird how it happens the same week. You know, Eddie? You know, Eddie?

You wonder. You really fucking wonder. Because now that he's trying to get his He's going to get his pardon from Trump He was denied bail. He was denied bail because he's definitely going to run the second that he's out of there. But he's also really thankful for the fact that he didn't get the racketeering charges

as you can see as he fell to his knees in exultation when they just gave him probably, he might get 10 years. They sang five. I doubt he even gets that. Yeah. I think they're gonna slap his wrist and they're gonna let him go.

Because they don't wanna deal with it anymore. And I think that- So do you think that it's you know more money less problems Eddie Yeah, I Think that you I think that you might just hit upon an esoteric Universal truism yeah more money less problem more money less problem Yeah, cuz you really can't get rid a lot of problems Yeah

With this amount of money because even with all the vines even with everything levied against Pete Eddie You know what he's gonna be worth after it what 400 million dollars really so he's fine Yeah, no, it seems like he's got it all figured out fine. He's gonna come he's gonna make records in jail They gave they all gave him a standing ovation when he walked into jail, so it like every bit's all right now as people Eddie Do we need to be worse people? I'm excited for his new song. It's all about the Benjamin Netanyahu's Whoa, that is actually gonna be very it's very complicated, and I don't even know if we can keep it in the show I don't know. I am not even really certain what the joke is. I don't even really know but I know what the joke is But I just know that it's upsetting. Oh, yeah, I was watching this thing one of the funny things

You know, obviously I go to in my one of my big boomer things I listen old stern episodes and one of the things was an old Eric the actor was a Whack packer that had a manager by the name of Johnny Frodo and he talked about how his Johnny Frodo said that his father Was connected deep into the Jersey Mafia and he would do this thing where as little kids they'd always ask questions He'd always say like if anybody asks you anything happens in this house or anything You don't know nothing

You didn't hear nothing. All right, and the way you're gonna know when I answer that You're gonna feel it in your belly, right? And he said that they got in trouble as kids because a 9-eleven when they'd sucked about 9-eleven they asked me No, it was JFK. They asked about who killed JFK And he said that like it was right after he was assassinated and so the first thought in his head was like the nun asked him So who was the man who shot JFK and His first answer was I don't know nothing And he was just like cuz I knew I felt that my gut that it was that type of question

This is where we're at I think that I Personally, I believe in the end. end, I am one of those that believe that Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself. I think he was given an opportunity to kill himself. Yeah, they said, hey Jeff, it's time to go. And he said, no problem. Got it. Will do. And I do believe he himself was genuinely upset about being in jail. The video that was released to prove it this time was this 10 hour long, something like that, video of the outside of Epstein's cell in this Manhattan correctional facility.

And you see it, and they say this proves nobody walked in and killed Jeffrey Epstein. But then guess what they did? What? They released it, and there's a minute cut from it It's a minute cut from it in the most this is what you'd call like if this isn't a limited hangout Which is a CIA term for leaving a little bit of information enough out to say we acknowledge it But then look this is real this cut from 1158 to midnight on the night that Epstein Committed suicide is real. Oh my god

And then a reporter directly asked Trump today in the White House about this missing minute and he goes off Flips out about like why are we talking still about Jeffrey Epstein the most guilty? Why are we talking still about Jeffrey Epstein the most guilty? Man yelling because I don't even think that Trump's the most guilty when it comes to the connections of Jeffrey Epstein No, of course not. I think it's Clinton's way ahead of him. I think good There's a guy's there. I think Trump was a fellow predator that was friends with a predator Yes, and they were theypredators in separate little lakes. And then eventually when they're, when they, that's what they do, they butt heads.

I think they went to each other's lake a couple times. Oh, they fucked children together. Yes. But they were, but he didn't buy those children from Epstein, he bought, he brought his own. He had a BYOC. You think so? Yes, he brought his own children to Epstein. He bought, he brought his own. He had a BYOC. You think so? Yes, he brought his own children to the party. And then Jeffrey Epstein has his

children at the party and he's given them to Prince Andrew. Also don't worry, the FBI completely exonerated Prince Andrew. Okay, good. Thank God. So he's fine too. Definitely didn't do anything. Yeah. Definitely didn't do anything. It's just this. I don't know how to feel Eddie. Well, I mean, what did you expect? Did you think that Trump was going to be like, you know what? I'm on the list. We should arrest me. You know, that's what he was going to

do. No, no, no. You know, what's funny is that I'm just even surprised. It's just this is how I truly I think how bad the current administration is at Being villains right now. Yeah, like how bad they are at being the villain It's the fact that if you really wanted to make me shut the fuck up You would have never mentioned it ever again. You would have buried it fully you would have said it's classified Yeah, this is way worse of a move than the other one. Just out of nowhere, nothing.

Nothing. But because you know what? It's also to keep us all talking about the fact, and it is true, we are here talking about Epstein and not talking about the fact that they gutted all these national institutions. That is going to make the weather way more difficult to predict. We did that on top. These national institutions that is going to make the weather way more difficult to predict That is the real that's like one of the big things that they're also glossing over where's musk now Yeah, well musk is he's still tweeting about the the Epstein list and he's invoking peanut the squirrel I saw yeah, he said believe peanut the squirrels name out of your fucking mouth, you South African Nazi. That's right.

You get the fuck out of my country. You're the one person I hope they deport. Okay? I hope they wrap your head in fucking duct tape and ship you to the worst place in the goddamn world. I was thinking about getting a Tesla I Before my German auto I love my German auto

Okay, so today I promise that we would start intense and then we're gonna get stupider as we go Yeah, so that I feel like we've done that no thing that we started in 10 It's here. Can I do something kind of intense or really stupid Michael Madsen died? Is it here? Can I do something kind of intense? Sure. Slightly stupid. Michael Madsen died. What do you think about? Slightly stupid You know what's funny about Michael Madsen is that I've never heard a single nice thing said about the man himself I don't know if I've heard bad things either I don't think I just as much as like I just know he's rotten Michael Madsen is one of those Complicated faves. I watched a interview because whenever someone dies, Letterman puts out an interview with him. Oh, sure.

It's just like what he does on YouTube. Like, and he's Letterman's quick. His kids can't like if they're dead, like I'm talking 20 minutes Letterman's like, here's my interview. You know, but then I saw I watched the Michael Madsen one last night and he's just talking about how in reservoir dogs, the cop who was in the trunk, he wanted to like get ready for his scene. And then, so he told Madsen to put him in the trunk He wanted to like get ready for his scene and then so he told Madsen to put him in the trunk and drive around the block

But Madsen took him for a ride for 45 minutes and like banged up his head and shit and like really hurt him Yeah, yeah, it sounds like he said he wanted to get prepared for the scene Yeah, I mean and then you let mr. Pay if you're gonna let was name is he was mr. Mr. He was mr. Pink That was a mr. Pink. He was mr. Blonde So they're gonna fucking let him go you want to get method with Michael Madsen. He might fuck you up He did have some issues He did some charity work quite a bit for the Shriners and but he did have some legal issues He definitely was accused of battering on his wife and he definitely had some misdemeanor trespassing charges and earlier

actually pretty recently oh recently yep oh yeah oh and his son committed suicide which is very sad that's not yeah that's not a black mark on him i know it's very sad but it didn't help with their marriage no it certainly did not help but he's been doing otherwise he was a freed willie he did and he was great in Sin City and he will be missed I Think as far as like yeah bad dudes who are all who also play bad dudes in movies He was one of the best at same thing reveal of you time Sizemore Tim and Tom Sizemore were constantly god You know they had fun together. Oh, I don't even but you know what you say fun. They had fun They had everybody else was frightened. Yeah, but at least they were having fun

What do you think do you think Chris Penn seemed like he was probably nice though? I don't know. I'm gonna say Chris Penn might have been nice I think that if you were serving them food or you were sitting on his lap and you had a big ass big tits He might really like you. I know his brother is Sean Penn who doesn't have the best of the reputation Not a good reputation. No, But maybe Chris Penn died early enough. Whoa, I didn't know that they were in a movie together. Tom Sizemore and Michael Madsen were in a movie called Buckle Up, a six-part series?

OK. What was that from? It's 2023. They had to have been in a couple things together. That's called a divorce project. Do you think they were? They had to have been in a bunch of movies together. I don't know what I'm thinking about it.

It's all connected in a weird way, but they're not in the same one. Because Michael Madsen, Tom Sizemore, was he in any other? Tom Sizemore was in? True Romance and Natural Born Killers, playing the character of Jack Scagnetti, who they reference in Reservoir Dogs as his parole officer. That's fascinating.

But he's not actually in the Tarantino directed films. That's a real, wow. That's my little movie nerd brain thing. Really good work. Tom Sizemore also lost, wow, yeah, a lot of problems. A lot of problems. Tom Sizemore, he was a bad man. Tom Sizemore had a bigger career and bigger criminal career.

He had both. Yeah. He technically had more movies under his belt than Michael Madsen. I'm pretty sure Tom Sizemore died in every movie he was in. As he should have. criminal career. He had both. Yeah. He technically had more movies under his belt than Michael Madsen. I'm pretty sure Tom Sizemore died in every movie he was in. As he should have.

At least, you know, Michael Madsen was in Free Willy and he got to live then. Dude, you know, it was also just... But the whale, you know, just ended up dying. You know, it just came on Criterion, which is great, Strange Days. Oh, I was hoping you were gonna say Free Willy 2. I just watched Strange Days.

Free Willy 2, Straight to the Can. Yeah. No, I just watched Strange Days, great. It's a to the can. No, I just watched Strange Days. It's great. It's a great movie. Crafted Bigelow. Fucking awesome, man. Super, super fucking good.

I love that movie. Also, big stupid news. Big important thing to remind you guys. They tried to take him away from us. Woo! A boy's back, baby! They tried to... these motherfuckers. Fucking idiots.

These fucking pieces of fucking shit gatekeepers tried to keep our boy Joey Chestnut from having competing advertising deals with other competitive eating competitions. God forbid he'd eat a vegetable! God fucking forbid. So Joey Chestnut, he walked away from the July 4th hot dog eating competition Nathan's famous dogs in Coney Island last year and guess what it fucking suffered for it Yeah, no one gave a shit Nobody gave a fucking shit you idiot Stupid ass hot dog assholes and say welcome Joey chestnut back back and immediately took the title back just as he was supposed to

That's my fucking boy 70 dogs man And 79 things a half 70 and a half don't fucking take that from him. I won't take that from him Yeah, that's big numbers. Yes for a big boy. Oh, yeah, God. He really is like honestly when you look at just straight Statistics maybe the greatest champion in sports history better than Wayne Gretzky. Yeah, he's better than anybody else I've ever stupid fucking Canadian. Oh, you missed that fucking Canadian. You spilled on your jerky boy shirt. Yeah, no, I got coffee on my Covered in it. I missed my mouth Yeah, he's doing good And so, you know again this it goes to our third year in the row of asking Joey chestnut to be on the show

Please Joey, we tried to email him a Joey chestnut at Gmail we try to email Joey hot dogs at Gmail Please get in touch because I want to know I want to talk about I want to I want to have a leisurely meal Leisurely with Joey chestnut, but I wanted to blast hours. Yes. Yeah, maybe a buffet. Let's go to Go you know she go to this Yes, yeah, maybe a buffet. Let's go to open. Oh, you know she go to this Vegas. Moza Moza Moza We should go to Moza. Oh, you think Joey likes Moza? I hope he likes Moza. Oh, I love Moza How do you think he would do with the Vegas seafood buffet? Oh, you tear it up. Yeah, you fucking wouldn't even shell those crabs All right, so now it's time because we were talking about the holiday. I know we so proud to be

Merkin because at least I know I know where my laws are written Yeah, and so what I am going to do is I know where I pee I think it is sure yes I do and it's in my pants So we want to talk about some of the fun ass This is just the truth is that we got a good breakdown of all the people who died on July 4th. I mean, lots of things happened on July 4th. Lots of people died. But I think before we really get into all the deaths, I think we need to acknowledge New York. Oh God, New York City, New York, my beloved home. Congratulations. You guys did it. I'm so proud of you. Not

one person was killed or shot on July 4th in New York City. Until one of the funniest bits. What do you mean? What happened? One of the, this is extremely funny. So the NYPD was so happy. So this was, it was 10 a.m. It was like on Friday morning right that morning. They play the NYPD so happy Zero shootings or murders in New York City on July 4th the last time in recorded history that happened was Never like that was the tweet right that they put out. However Hours later the NYPD had to confirm that update A man was dropped off at Brookdale Hospital by private means at 1 30 a.m

On July 5th, he was pronounced dead this morning NYPD a detective just determined he was shot at 1145 on July 4th fuck Fuck shit. That's what you get. God damn it. Oh Don't celebrate until you're on the podium That's how that goes. Don't you you cannot this is an example This is a lesson. You don't celebrate, you know, how many you know How many times they used to show those on ESPN the the highlights of like the guys celebrating before they won Oh, yeah, Leon let you know, you know, take the ball all the way and then he gets and Don BB comes and knocks the ball

Out of his hand just don't do it. You gotta secure the fucking w that's right That is the only way to so you make sure you matter what also when you're watching horror movies and stuff like that When I'm watching people handle like, you know criminals and stuff like that beat him to death Yeah, if you got a head and then monologue if you're beating them, right and they've tried to kill you Okay, and this is for anybody who's inside of a horror movie right now or is defending themselves while listening to the show You fucking just kill him. Yeah, okay, you need to complete the job because if not they come back Yeah, okay, you need to complete the job because if not you come back

Murder death kill man every time yeah, I'm watching these movies. Everyone's always fucking monologue No murder talk to his dead body kill him kill him call his wife monologue at her They absolutely do it on go for live yeah on faith on Instagram Facebook There's so many ways you could still monologue always yes I'm an expert mm-hmm, so just know that kill first. Yeah, then bottle yeah, so yeah, so the cops they fucked this up NYPD a little short Honestly I were calling them on it. I do remember one year It was like New Year's Day and then then like top headline in New York Post, no one murdered in Times Square last year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, funny. And it's just like an eight block radius. Yep. But it wouldn't be New York if it wasn't dangerous, so it has to stay that way. Yes, so sorry, guys. That's what is happening to you. You know, there's so many millions of people,

I can't believe just one person was murdered No, it's a big deal. How about that? It's still a great accomplishment Great stat. Yeah, but I mean it's what there's eight to nine million people that live in New York and any given day There's what how many tourists another two million and then you got bridge and tunnel coming in. That's another two three million straight Oh, we're talking like 15 million people only one person got murdered That is good numbers But Eddie we didn't set the parameter if they would have came out and said just one person murdered I would have been proud of them. Yeah, I would have been like good job guys

They said no and they were wrong now. They're fucking it. Yeah, you fuck You're wrong and that's stupid to do because guess what guess what close only counts in grenades and horseshoes buddy that's right because that doesn't yeah it's still somebody fucking died all right and it's just because we love to celebrate the way that we celebrate and Ventura County this California one person died on a July 3rd house fire after fireworks exploded in the garage okay yeah that does happen an eight-old girl was killed in an explosion during a large illegal fireworks display. Yes. I was in Orange County, of course That's just California, Massachusetts

We got it even that is that that's more sad and tragic versus this moron in Sussex County in Delaware Okay, a man allegedly aimed numerous fireworks at people in the 100 block of Garfield Parkway He aimed a mortar style firework at a large group of people on a beach Everyone just got burnt. Yeah, and so but yeah, they lost one of them guys and then and then we got Florida had one You know, they don't sleep on them. That's our County Oh, yeah, isn't that your people? No, no saw which is your Hillsboro your Hillsboro No, it's Penelis. Oh, yeah, so in Nassau County several people suffered minor injuries They're not that bad and a large gangway collapsed. So that's cool. That happened at the Fernanda breach Harbor Marina Yeah, dude, you gotta be careful gonna keep your head in a swivel just cuz all the idiots are there

Don't be one. Man, I remember when I watched, I was on acid at the beach in Deerfield and I watched the pier explode on the 4th of July. That shit was, I fucking sparked up a blunt and just watched that shit fucking go. It's fucked up, buddy. It was fucked up, but you know. It sounded like one of the choker's hit men.

I was 17. I probably would have applied for the job. Oh yeah, you gotta let me get in there. Let me fucking kill, I wanna set one of them on fire. A man was seriously injured after being hit in the face by a firework. This was in Illinois. There was another one where a guy died

while lighting fireworks. Whoa, that was in Crystal Lake. Oh no. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Apparently Jason's getting a maze at Halloween Horror Nights this year. Can you talk to those people? Can they tell us? Can they let us go for free? I've wanted to I know the you know, what's funny is that I know so many haunt actors

Yeah, they don't have any clout. Yeah the actors they don't care about them at all. No, they can't even I mean, honestly I don't even think those guys can connect us to their dealers. No, you know I'd still have to get a second No. No, no, no. I'd still have to get a second recommendation for their Coke dealers, yes. But I will say, the scare actors I know are great, but they really can't seem to hook it up.

We love you, Hollywood Horror Nights. Universal, we love you. I would go there every night. Yeah, if I could. I'd be outside. I'd work there. Oh, my God, I really am mad that I missed my scare actor, like like opportunity in life. You would have not, it's very difficult Eddie.

I think I would have enjoyed it. You would have for a while, as a younger man, Yeah. You would have liked it. No, that's what I'm saying, I missed it. In my 20s. Yeah, in your 20s, yeah, that's too, cause you'd have to have the energy to do it.

Yeah, no. Over and over and over and over again and the screaming and the yelling. You know, it's like, you know, back in my 20s, could you could scare somebody you know every two minutes, and it don't get old No, I could do that for two three months. I mean I Technically I still could you know get tired. I get no physically tired. Yes I can't I don't think I could physically do it anymore, but I love scaring people. Yes, I can I will I would I'd scare more I wish I could I'd scare people in my neighborhood all year.

Nothing would make me happier than creating jump scares all year long, and people just need to stop, like, getting their head on a goddamn swivel. Good news, I think you do. I think you scare some people. All those satanic books you're putting in those little private libraries.

It's to educate. Yeah. Also, they should be so lucky. Some of them are rare. Yeah. I just put stuff in there. Well, I did tell you that I did put a bunch of Henry Miller in one. Oh, really?

Yeah. I was just joking. You really did this? But you know Tropical Cancer? You know the book? No. Where it's all like, the angel fishes of a man's most delectable flowers that one can see the Blossomings of gonorrhea on his thin drifter hide I knew this day the

Translucent gel of his of his spittle on my my shaven cock like it's all stuff like that But I think it's important You know who it is if you know like anybody I now more I'm watching to see who takes the Henry You know Henry Miller's and he's in like libraries and stuff. Yeah He's you know, he seems like an alright guy in Indiana and Monroe County A man died while lighting fireworks in Steinsville, Northwest Bloomington The man apparently tried to light a large fireworks motor while holding it over his head Hmm in Indiana move 23 year-year-old man.

Yes. That's very, very sad, but it's also appropriate. And also, I think a tall 23-year-old would like to die. Yeah! In many ways, I know that none of them really, you don't get a sense of wanting to live or die, I think, until like 30. So I think that once you get there,

I think 23, if you told your ghost you died by blowing up your head with a fucking firework mortar, he's gonna be like, awesome. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, of course I did. Remember when the guy who played Gaston. Did Theo Von see it?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Oh, good man, fuck yeah, nigga, play it on. You play it on the fucking Theo Von field on man That's what he needs Do you remember when the guy who played Gaston at MGM studios put the mortar on his on top of his head and then lit it And then it backfired and blew up his brains in front of all the other Disney cast members at their fourth of July party Hey, you gotta be careful Gotta really be careful. That's the thing. I remember you're not Gaston. You're not you are not you are just to do it

You're just a man in a flammable outfit That's the thing. You're in a very very flammable outfit. Also Gaston's French Yeah, so hey French The French used to be super tough. They used to be they killed all their leaders at one time. That is cool Yeah back in the day, you know what? I take it back France. Yeah, they're fine. They protest all day They really they protest hard. Yeah, they're just fun to make fun of course. That's the idea. That's what they This is the Ted a tent we all have this is what we're allowed they have like more civil liberties, but it's stinkier there. Yeah, we can make fun of yeah

They're rude. Yeah, so they're super rude. Yeah. Yeah, they're super mean that's real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so that's fine though But again, it's cuz they are very they do They take their culture very seriously. Yeah, they take it very very seriously and we don't we should know because guess who other cultures We don't take seriously Halloween Horror Nights any other culture that exists. Yes, because I just don't yes Yes, I don't I don't accept your lifestyle never to anyone That's to all people you know whose lifestyle I do accept who? Massachusetts in Barnsville County During a set up for an annual firework show eight

people suffered injuries. God, God. Yeah, but that was on July 2nd. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't fucking count. So it doesn't really count. Yeah, people going to force it. But they all lived, you know? People like, I still feel like July 4th doesn't need to be a whole weekend.

I think it's one of those. It could just be one day. Yeah. Unless you got it all like, it's nice to have the days off. Well, it was on a Friday this year. I know, it's nice to have the days off. And so you start on Thursday. Yeah, if you're fucking awesome. And you go through to Monday. Yeah. You know, so it's like it's nice that the days all was on a Friday this year I know it's nice to have the days and so you start on Thursday Yeah, if you're fucking all through to Monday, yeah, you know, so it's only a suckers in the entertainment industry

We got to get back to work any you know how hard it is Yeah, art is especially when there's news happening all over the globe Yeah, and that's why we're introducing our brand new segment here on side stories. It's called I don't know if you've ever heard of this. Oh, okay called the foreign report Yeah Go listen the other foreign report the real one where they talk very Educatedly about varying intense topics But today's foreign report is about crimes from other countries because we just wanted to call with this

Yeah, it's our foreign report. Yes, it is. Yeah, this is what we care about that's happening around the news bees attack French town That's what happens. So you shouldn't be In ariel or France an unusual attack by bees the French town of Aurillant has left 24 people injured 24 three that are in critical condition. They say that it was they think it was because a Like a wasp nest attack the bees attacked the bees They said that they were Asian of course racism Whoa, French does have a little bit of a little touch of it, right? Yes, so they said the mayor of all the law France would this person first they did was that they obviously they had a very big

Moustache and they have the one little eye in a little eyeglass and they have a big floppy beret and they came out They say we don't believe it is the Asian Hornets because he hit the Asian Hornets. Yeah, they don't say just hornets. And how do you know the difference? I Mean you guys call a scientist. Yeah, I mean, I don't know they'd be racist Maybe well, all right. Here's Asian hornets. I'm looking up a giant hornets you Go fuck that's a fucking you eat that gas hornet. Yeah, you could cut that in the little sleeves You could cut that as a slice man hornets are fucked up. All right, so that's big ass hornet. Yeah, you could cut that in a little sleeve. You could cut that as a slice

Alright, so that's an Asian hornet. Yeah, and I'm looking up an American goddamn hornet. Yeah, so what's a normal exactly the same exactly? Same what about what about the murder hornets? Remember those guys remember we cared about that same shit just littler Hornets are a little smaller. Why are wires called hornets and those are called Asian hornets. Well over there. They're our hornets are a little smaller. But why are ours called hornets and those are called Asian hornets? Well, over there, they're American hornets. What? In Asia, they call them American hornets. Do they? Probably not.

It's like American cheese and Swiss cheese. Yeah, what are those? Well, American cheese is just chemicals. Yeah, and French fries are Belgian. Whoa, what the fuck? You gotta be fucking kidding me. And so this is a perfect example of they have no obviously there's no military There's nothing going on in France And so they got nothing against the bees and so the bees just that they had a weight think about that

That's also I think is amazing. I think it would also happen here We heard to the police there was that one beekeeper got pulled over and he released his bees on the police. Yes bees are Truly the weapon of the proletariat. Well, we gotta be careful. We can't be using his bees as weapons. We need the bees. But these bees are fine. If you weaponize the bees, they got nothing.

It's the Tommy Boy thing. No, is that Tommy Boy? Tommy Boy, yes. Tommy Boy, yes. They're tiles, the bees are weapons. The government is the bees. Bees are our way of beating the government. Mm-hmm. If we harness the power of bees They can't do anything to stop us, bro. Yeah. Well, we don't need bees. I need bees. Seas get to grease

Seas can't sting Bees gotta get out there. You could drown people in seas. I would love to drown someone. I know Fucking bucket list yes, but but that's drowning someone in a bucket. Yes We got a hornet thing up here all right, so we got so you think European Hornets oh they're very different European Hornets actually bigger Than the Asian Hornet so why are they blaming the Asian hornets? Why are they so hard because the Asian ones are the ones that attacked the European hornets are like hey They're smoking cigarettes having a good time. They're like, you know, do not care. I'm mostly

Having a purchase bunny bottle of wine and then they watch a child get married And yeah, I mean France they're just trying to throw fucking sauce at it Watch a child get married Yeah, I mean France they're just trying to throw fucking sauce at it Yeah, there's nothing they could do because the sauce just brings more bees cream That's the thing man bees just keep every weapon that they're throwing out of a consummate bees a fucking nice of Blanched duck bees like this is there's nothing they can do. Yeah, stop the bees Man, except wait 30 minutes. Yeah They will go away Well, because the bee can always sting you once and it dies sometimes what do you mean sometimes

I don't think it happens every time they lose half their ass I do I might be wrong side stories helporiesHillPOTL.com. I think they're wrong. But I believe that sometimes they do like a half little, like a- They're suicide bombers. You know when you just put the tip in? Yeah. For fun?

Yeah. I think bees do that too. You think so? I think they just go like, I don't think they can. I think they lose the tip. But I don't think they always lose the tip. I think if they go balls deep,

if they go abdomen deep. No, not- Yeah, not all bees die after they sting. That's according to Google AI. And if there's one thing we learned about AI this week and last week, it's super reliable, and it's definitely not an overblown text machine that is just hyped up by commercials. Yeah, but what am I going to do? Read the whole article? We're in the middle of a show. I know, exactly. I don't have time to be... Also, again, I'm on the toilet.

I'm playing my fruit game. I don't have time to be also again. I'm on the toilet. I'm playing my fruit game Yeah, I don't have time to read every word of every article. This one's not AI. This is straight Yeah, it's from a B wrote this a B wrote this our beloved and deadly honeybees. They do not die when they sting Absolutely, they do not all die. 99.96% of bees Why don't we talk about it? Because it was one factoid one time. Why don't we talk about it?

I'm sick of this shit. It's because it's what happened, Eddie. My whole life I'm like bees die when they sting me. I tell everyone I see. I know and everyone's like oh thanks any thanks to the information Eddie Oh great Eddie Yes, yeah, but no you're wrong deadass wrong fuck. I'm right good for you. I'm glad those little girls in France are dead No, they're not everyone's other fighters. Oh, they all live. Yeah, they all got my girls Yeah, and then that up, but it was this one old lady's real sick

I think it's cuz there was like five bees apparently jumped in her fucking pussy It was an old man and they immediately resuscitated He went down quick, but they brought him back He was wearing a flower costume He woke up screaming the hornets the hornets like sir actually it's bees For a second you give in sir, sir, sir Sir respect the bees. These are European

Pervert bees European. Whoa, it's cute. Thank you. No money. Let's promise no money whole bunch of problems sometimes All right, so something happened and that I should, this is part of my foreign report. Got it. All right. Egypt, okay. Eddie, Eddie really took to the story. Innocent, innocent Egypt. We know that Egypt, if anybody's been to Egypt, we know that it's innocent, not a complicated

compitry at all Egypt has arrested a belly dancer because She's a belly dancer. No, this is this is where belly dancing was invented This is where it existed now this this one's her name again, Linda Martino Linda Martino Linda Martino, she's Italian. Oh

She's half Italian. She's half Egyptian half Italian Eddie the way Eddie reacted to Linda Martino She's very she's very nice Woman Eddie's was very this woman is so hot they put her in prison. This is what he's saying. This is this is what happened So cheese Just the isolated stomach vibration. My friend's mother's name is Linda. She's newly single. Now what is it about her seductive tendencies? What makes her different than the other ones?

Well, I think they were just, she's too popular. She's got 2.2 million. Yeah, she's talked about demanding. 2.2 million, and that's just Instagram. All right, and she's so they said that she's accused of violating public morals for her art Honestly, if that ain't a fucking commercial, oh my god your services. I have never heard one come to America

Yeah, she said that she was a fucking America. I promise you it is almost the same as Egypt now. You're gonna love it We have so much conservatism everywhere. Yeah, you're gonna feel right at home like you're just gonna just roll in Oh, whoa, she really well. She really can't quite jiggle, huh? Yes. She's very talented. I'm looking at her right now Yeah, she's very talented. That's very good. Please fall. Yeah, she does sort of like, you know To bring it back to bees. Uh-huh bees shake To come to sort of communicate where honey is so to gain where Asian hornets are. Yes I guess them to racially profile them. Mm-hmm, but this she does look like she has two beehives on her chest She does see I look like I'm more in her skirt

Because she's really wiggling back and forth she's got quite the shape yes well Cairo really got quite the shape you were Cairo said they accused her of using seduction techniques and provocative dancing to incite vice Linda Martino what I have to do to get you to America what's the point of belly dancing what is the point of this we will bring you to America, please let me have you Oh, we're gonna give you to our politicians Yes, we're gonna give you up there and then you're gonna work for the people you're going to turn flip them from the inside out

Yeah, and you know what honestly her videos aren't that bad. What's she jiggling? She's doing belly dancing. She's very talented You could shake very minutely. She claims she his little miniature shakes that really are quite interesting. Yeah Now I'm watching now. I'm fully invested. Yes. I followed I did follow Eddie You're allowed Everything is my belly dancing. This is a quote from allowed oh no I know This is a quote from From Linda herself belly dancing is an art. It cannot be a crime I am a dancer and the videos on which the accusations are based are normal They show a dance performance honestly do not go against or violate. I am watching her fully clothed

Yes, and she is very essential. She is So hot that they had to put her in prison. Whoa, but yeah, she might be a handful literally She might be a difficult lady, but you know what God bless her Yeah, there's no reason to arrest her for belly dancing in Egypt. No Dancing if you can't belly dance in Egypt, then where are you gonna do it? No, I don't know Mar-a-Lago That's where she's going next Oh, yeah, she will very much be purchased by the US government if she allows it so Linda

Gotta love ya. She has she's half Italian and so the Italians are trying to save her. You know the Italians are like, oh ho ho! Hey, no no no, you give her back! Me like the mozzarella. Hey, like to play with a toonie bigga. Bigga boo dah! Yeah, no, we get it. She's fully clothed.

But still seems nude. You know what, she's just very beautiful She is very like that is the essence of the sensuality of belly dancing But also the artistry and I celebrate her leave Linda alone All right, so we got one more foreign report Leave Linda alone. We all love her. It's our little segment where we talk about a woman that makes us horny. And then we're allowed, that's Eddie's story. And we're allowed.

It's our show. It's Egypt's story. So they fuck it up. One last part of the forward report is, so the UK, between the git man of Somerset, the standing man of that other place, I forget what it was, you remember the guy that just stood in traffic Yes, that guy that said nothing and everyone didn't know what to do about him, man. He really I kind of dig it I miss that guy. I wouldn't know where he is, but there's a new

There is a new Wriggling man in the UK they don't like His name they're going by is the panther man panther man Panther man striking fear as he leaps from behind gravestones in messy side now for those of you that is You're in UK. This is me Wallacy Beach messy side now. I don't quite know where this is It's in a it's a it's a beachside graveyard, which is actually pretty fucking cool Oh, yeah, and so this guy wearing a cat mask and a skin side black suit. Yeah, a whole cat suit Yes, they show him they he resembles a banshee an urban Jaguar. That's what someone called him

I was one of them and the urban Jaguar you're too creative. Yes a dude in a skin-tight suit Yes, they're trying to hunt him or it down Yes, a dude in a skin-tight suit. Yes. They're trying to hunt him or it down People are really they don't like it because they think it's it's like for everyone sightings. The pantomaniac harmless There he does look scary. I really didn't think he's dangerous Just of course that range and so what he does is that he hops out from behind graveyards from gravestones Rolls around on the ground meowing Wriggling and meowing and touching himself. Fully clothed, literally toe to top of head.

But again, in UK, we've talked about this, about the idea of someone putting their sort of sexuality on you. They view that as a form of sexual assault. And so, illuminated by torchlight, he said, one time, a photo that she took of this lady, they saw, they took a picture. He's illuminated by torchlight.

Everyone in that nan seems to have seen him. There are loads of posts as people are trying to hunt him or it down. I don't know about more recent incidences, but there are people saying he jumped out from behind gravestones at Earlston cemetery. I mean, he said, I didn't feel really scared. He was just waving his arms and making panther noises

I felt more confused instead more than scat now as I went through a stage of doing this years ago But now I've gone through it. Don't ask me meow And so it's but he's literally just going When you go to a graveyard at night, there's gonna be weird things there if there's anything. If there's anything there, it's gonna be weird. Are asking for it. I'm not saying they're asking for it.

You say every time you go to a graveyard, in the middle of the night, there might be a panther man. Might be a panther man. That's all I'm saying. But the guy that was the Somerset Gimp. I went to a bear den, and I got mad that there were bears inside. That's different.

You're not going to a panther den. You're not going to a panther graveyard. A panther occupied graveyard. It is now. Yes. Yep. Joshua Hunt, who was the Somerset Gimp, he actually got, he was just not allowed to wear,

like his major, you know, his punishment is that he's banned for five years wearing masks really dressing in all-in-one black outfits at night or crawling wriggling writhing on the ground That's the issue do you think he's the panther man It's gotta be he's a suspect in my Well, I'm okay big well more gift them all Standing them on the street now I'm a bit of a panther. Yeah, sure. I'm a bit of a panther which you want for me then all right

That's it. All right. I'm a piece of a bit of a panther in it Right because he goes up there and he's gonna I also feel like Panther man is a big jump Yeah, these guys are all saying urban Jaguar and panther and stuff like thatther man is a big jump Yeah, these guys are all saying up and Jaguar and pantha and stuff like that. He's cat. Yeah, not even that's a cat He's a dude in a skin-tight trash bag. That's a guy Okay, he's a man-faced cat That's a man-faced cat get out of his graveyard. He's a black cat hang out That's a man-faced cat get out of his graveyard. He's a black cat hang out

He's where he's supposed to be he's friendly looking for belly rubs. It's a two-way street You got to provide the belly rubs for them to happen go Visit your dead loved ones during the day Unless you're a panther man, then you visit them at night, and if you're gonna go to the graveyard at night Bring food. Yeah, give it to the panther man Leave you alone honestly anyone even brought a can of frisky anyone just try jerking them off once Yeah, just to end it because the second you jerk them off He gets to stop being panther man for the night, and then you'd be like thank you He's been honestly he's been a

day now I can go back to being a dog bring me dinners bring me dinners now well I'm really glad that I think our foreign reports better than theirs it is it is but I think it's more informative but go and check out give foreign reports your see if they see if they hold a candle To what we do. Yeah, cuz I really I mean are they they're full of shit, right? I think that anybody because you know, this is the whole thing It is that there's a lot of stuff going on in international politics and I don't understand it And as far as I'm concerned, nobody does yeah because I don't mm-hmm, and I'm the smartest guy I know No go listen to the foreign poor poor they know they're talking about yes

He in the graveyard folks wear all black if you could let me uh alright So we got some do we want to do some listener emails? Yeah one or two alright? Let's go just no no jerk Let's try a new one. Let's try new listener email stinger Fuck yeah, it was a good stinger who did that one same guy Chris Tapia good work. I like that one a lot more I think okay. It's good. It's quick. Can I hear it again actually? I only got one I want to funky okay. I want to get one that's full and some funky ones Yeah, so some was one of the funky. There we go. Here's one. Okay First of all the email that I got back from a day about people working on in the AI world. I got to say I've never been correct. Mm-hmm, right

Never been right ever on this show I'm so used to not being right on this show that people, you know, I'm so used to getting yelled at. I want to say it's the first time I've been collectively agreed with by multiple experts in a field. Wow! In a very, very long time. Congratulations.

Every... And literally, I got... I'm not even joking. 25 emails about people working within the AI world and in AI technology that all say the same exact thing. about people working within the AI world and in AI technology that all say the same exact thing. It is literally gonna do nothing. It is almost all entirely hype. And the main issue right now is that they are just trying

to figure out how to replace workers entirely. I'd say which they could figure out how to, mostly they wanna try to do. But the problem is, is that the chat bots not even good enough yet to do the most basic form of job except for sucking dick. This is not the sound of you sucking your own. I'm correct. It's nice.

It's nice. Just remember, there's no reason to be afraid of AI. It's stupid. All so what people say that was just really it That's it Solicitor mail is I'm right basically Also just understand up one big thing about chatbots and only fans I got several people from onlyFans that say, just understand that 95 to 99% of the time that you believe that you're talking to a female

or a living male, a human, on an OnlyFans account, you are not. So just remember that when they are just saying things you wanna hear. So this is another email. Okay. We haven't gotten to one yet, just so people know. Yep.

I summed them up! I've thought about sending this email for a while, and with the recent research of Annabelle and Robert and the Aether, I couldn't help myself any longer. My dad lives about 30 minutes south of Salt Lake City. Hey-o! Coming soon. And claims to have the most haunted collection in Utah, possibly the entire country.

His words, not mine, but also maybe mine. Because you did write it and put it in an email to us, so they are yours now. Yes. A little context, a little context. My dad grew up LDS, but ditched the church the second he could, only to fall head first into the Satanic panic, the Warrens, and enduring belief in Catholic

Exorcism and relics despite hating the Catholic Church with the fiery rage of a thousand sons He thinks the institution is corrupt and ridiculous But if something goes bump in the night you better believe he's breaking out the holy water and crucifixes. It's complicated. Okay He's at a lifetime of weird encounters UFOs. We G boards. I won't leave unexplained phenomena. You name it strokes Yep, but it no who knows okay about 14 years about 14 years ago. He started collecting dolls Oh most are from eBay a few came from antique stores and the rest are mine and my sister's childhood friends RIP door peaceful sleep each one has a name which they've allegedly shared with him and he believes that each has its own spirit He's got a designated doll room through several those several dolls and other haunted objects are scattered around the house

Oh fewer even playing poker. I've attached a short video of the room from last year so you can see the setup It is fun now I know this could be chalked up to a lonely old man energy But I grew up in that house and experienced plenty of unexplainable stuff long before the dolls moved in There's definitely a vibe when you walk through the door and weird things still happen If you pause the video around zero four seconds, you'll see some tall candles bent in a natural angles I've watched them slowly change shape over time. It's probably hot in there They've never been lit and they're still firmly in their holders

So make of that what you will no air conditioning. That's very hot though. I would say that would be very hot He also has a problem child cabinet a collection of objects He says won't play well with others and he believes he's keeping their energy in check My sister and I roll our eyes, but we also secretly worry the house might implode when he dies There's a problem child merch. It's yes. I do think it is that would be very frightening Anyway, he's a kooky funny guy who loves sharing his haunted treasures And he has a great sense of humor about evolved since and since you'll be in the area soon I figured I'd extend the invitation if you're up for it. He'd be thrilled to give you a tour

I got time. Yeah, we do have time. I do so who knows I actually might reach out to you But the video is interesting you do see it's very haunted little room The crooked candles are there But you just have to decide whether or not you believe in something like that and actually I forgot to make them this comment Last week and everyone's killing me. So we are going to put out beyond the veil. Oh, yeah entirely uncut Commentary the reason why we just haven't done it is that we did not know how we were gonna release it beyond the veil. Oh yeah. Entirely uncut. What happened to that? With our commentary. The reason why we just haven't done it is that we did not know how we were gonna release it

and then when we decided we wanted to do the commentary on it, it landed in the middle of me producing, truly producing a massive project that I have yet to tell you guys about that is going to be released next month that I think everyone's gonna be very excited for. But it's like happening right in the middle of me producing that thing. Yeah, we're doing a bunch of other things too.

Yes, so once that's done, which is about two weeks, we're gonna record the commentary and then put it up. So everyone's like, oh, yeah, put it up, yeah, but because we haven't gotten to it yet, we're gonna get to it. It's amazing how much people wanna see something they didn't like. But also I think it's funny that they immediately

assume very intense ornate conspiracy theories about why we didn't put it out when it's like everybody involved with Absolutely Fine and everybody on our side actually had a great time. I love it. It's like one of those where it's like, we all had a fantastic time. Everybody was like, I understand that it was,

that people just were like, obviously kind of driven crazy by it, but that's part of life. It is fun to watch strangers overanalyze your life constantly. That's our lives. But yeah, don't worry, it's coming out. There was a listener email for me. It's a short one. I'd like to just, if you don't mind.

Eddie asked if hospital jail counts as time served Yes, well, I don't have a straight answer I once spent a couple months in County with a guy who tried to commit suicide by jumping off a five-story parking ramp He stepped off and shattered both legs. He was drunk and on parole at the time So as soon as the hospital cleared him they brought him to jail and Put him in gen pop the poor guy had both of his legs and casts and just sadly wheeled himself around He did make good snack trades with his pain pills though. Oh, I bet no that dude Oh, I didn't even get into how there's a full extended video of that Dude fallen and actually breaking his legs and he did steal a pair of sunglasses from Neiman Marcus.

And he was posting on social. I feel like are like the one thing we could still make fun of him for stealing. Utterly. And he was just posting about how like they don't have the balls to come get me. They don't have the balls to come get me. And then the cops came and got him because he was posting live. And then when he jumped and those spaghetti legs, man, that it's just still. I've been watching it just to crack myself up It's been it was pretty intense. So watch yeah when you jump apparently you're not supposed to you can't have your knees locked

You really shouldn't you can't have your knees locked, but you're jumping on ice So you would have just cracked his tailbone if he did the knees well I saw a lot of people put the being like that's how out of shape that man was thin and spindly his little legs were. And he literally could not do it. So, oh, but I was still laughing about it. Well, also, yeah, just so you know, there's a band on Spotify called The Velvet Sundown,

which is fake. Yes. Fake AI, just so you know if you see that pop-up. There's a couple other bands, too. So, live every day knowing for a fact that you might not know what's real or what's fake. You're gonna love the fact that the evidence that the US government put out to prove that Epstein was not murdered actually is an extremely useful field of vision to create an AI cut

or any form of editing. It's actually one of the easiest types of frames. As you can see, it's an entirely empty middle frame with some things right in the foreground that makes It really easy to cut and change or whatever it is going on inside the back But even though still a blip some I'm gonna love that you're gonna laugh about the fact that it's just like they're just telling you That there's a minute missing and they don't care because you think it's so easy You're gonna laugh your ass off knowing for a fact that there's nobody in charge and you better just take care of your own Crew as much as you possibly can

Yeah, that is the mantra these days. Yep. Oh, yeah, it's real sad. It's fucked. Oh, we'll get there We just got to take care of our friends and our in our communities. Yes reinvest in your local community Yeah, just a stay local and support local politicians too because they grow up to be horrible people. Yeah, that's their job Yeah, so yeah, so know that you know started there. Someone just gonna go find mom Donnie make him scared to fuck up. I mean, I think he is scared already Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're coming for his ass. Oh, yeah, they came for him so much harder than Jeffrey Epstein I know they came for him so much harder than anybody else They just don't they realize that they're just making a more powerful and popular. Yes No, no, no, they don't they don't understand. It's just so stupid. Yes, but it's also just you know

I just ignored them and just gave a bunch of money to Eric Adams. You'd probably win Yeah, but you're too dumb, but they just don't understand but we'll see mostly how it goes So go to patreon.com slash last podcast left to watch us flap It goes so go to patreon.com slash last podcasting left to watch us flap Go to last podcast left comm come and see us live Yes, our show our show with wise guys in Salt Lake City sold out. Whoa, Asheville sold out sold out come and see last podcasting left live JK ultra at in Salt Lake City this

Saturday, that's right. Yeah, we're gonna be at the Sandy Amphitheater in Salt Lake City on July 12th. It's gonna be warm. We're all gonna be dressed appropriately. Yeah. We're gonna get fucking sweaty. And I can't wait to see you wet. Yeah, it's gonna be outside and it's gonna be hot. So come on with it. I'm gonna wear shorts on stage.

I'm gonna do it. Oh yeah. You're gonna wear shorts on stage? I'm gonna wear shorts on stage. Hey, that's the biggest rule break in the world. I'm going to wear shorts on stage. It's only shitty improv people do that. Fuck yeah, dude.

I'm going to turn into that. I am shitty improv. I'm shitty at improv. We learned that in Atlanta. Well, honestly, you did very well. Yeah. Also, we got our North Carolina tour coming up. Asheville is sold out, but come see last podcast on the left live at Charlotte at the Knight

Theater on August 8th or us at Durham and August 9th at the Carolina theater We'll be there and then we got lots of shows coming up the our show in Kansas City for side stories not sold out yet At the Truman that's gonna be on September 21st get tickets to that tickets are now on sale officially finally on sale October 24th, Redway, California Yeah back to the Mateel Community Center. This is our first repeat. I'm excited. You and I.

I'm very excited. I'm super excited. It's gonna be a blast. I know more now of how to do that show. So it'll be very, very fun. And then also of course on November 30th, we'll be at the Columbus, Ohio Newport Music Hall. So come and check us out.

That's gonna be the Sunday after Thanksgiving and of course, crimewaveatsea.com slash left to come see us on a Royal Caribbean cruise departing out of Fort Lauderdale, November 3rd through November 7th. Wow. We got more shit coming down the pipeline. So keep your eyes peeled for what Henry and I

got going on. The Cincinnati stand-up show that I'm doing sold out as well. That's amazing. So thank you everyone who bought tickets to that. I wish we could have fit more people in there, but you know, there's only a certain amount of people that can fit inside the Ryan guys brewery hall. We got Travis Irvine is going to be there. I love it. I can't wait. Reed failers is going to be there.

It's going to be a lot of fun. And then of course, get tickets to a dead men tell some Some Tales out here in Los Angeles on August 21st, 7.30 p.m. at the Elysian Theater. That is my Disney history show where I'm just going to ruin it. They're going to ban me. So I don't know why I've chosen to do this to myself, but I have. Please come out. Yeah, you're signing.

You're going to cut yourself off from your own fucking supply, dude. I know you got to be careful. But I got a cast member real happy. So they're're gonna sign me into Disney for free. I'm very excited That's so it's immediately worth it. Yep. Good. It's a minute. That's all I wanted. Oh, yeah, of course No, that's why we do anything. Also Michael Madsen dad of a heart attack good this officially I mean not good, but like I'm glad it wasn't something we're cocaine. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean cocaine He was exacerbated by his alcoholism and his former drug use. Yeah, he was sober He was he was sober and I watched hateful late the other night. He's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's great. He's just cool, dude

I can't wait good it moving. It's a great movie Alright guys love all of you very much. Hail sweet Satan and hail Michael Madsen Even though I'm not sure if I should these keys, you know, we're all complicated, but these more complicated than some. Hail them anyway. Hail sweet Satan.