Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Momo's Bizarre Adventure

Episode Date: March 14, 2019

Ben and Henry break down this week's true crime news: the Momo Challenge, samurai sword-wielding girlfriends, AND MORE. TRIPLE L.

there's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yeah boom boom boom boom tell me what you're going oh yeah bone thugs bone thugs bone thugs I think those bond thugs need some bone hugs I agree are we good to go oh we're recording it's good was that is that gonna be the start of the show I guess so those bone thugs need some bone hugs yeah I love it both thugs and harmonies great they were wake up wake up it's the it's the first of the month yeah it's like it's really sad that they all don't get to sing a song until they

die I know isn't that the thing with that song isn't about how like when you get to meet your friends yeah they had easy they had easy in the clouds in the video remember that was sad but as a boy I didn't know who that was you didn't know easy how do I know who easy he was and I was in Wisconsin he knew didn't do you even remember a description of my parents and the life I live I was obsessed with Phantom of the Opera and Michael Jackson those things aged great and Bill Cosby hey wonderful the truck I guess the Phantom turned out to be the best one out of all who would have thought all

right everyone this is side stories I am Ben kissle Henry Zabrowski in beautiful in the East Coast yeah welcome to the East Coast yeah yeah New York New York I'm walking he it's beautiful here in New York City actually it really is cool it's quite nice you brought the weather with you Henry I'm gonna fucking kill you fucking kill you I want to thank everyone who came out to our show at the bell house yeah last evening again in beautiful Brooklyn New York it was not a complete and utter disaster so for us that was really impressive we are genuinely afraid each time we step on stage there's like a point where it was

like I remember the three of us looking at each other just being like well we don't have a show we have no show yeah right what are we gonna do and then and then they just say oh boys curtains up and then you're like okay great we can make them laugh mister and that's because that's how I know I do it's like I posted about it once my Instagram but it's true I a little boy always comes up to me dirty dirty face yeah covered with soot right and he says he's gonna make him laugh mister right and I say get out of here you fucking orphan I'm not grooming you for anything and then of course the orphans like I'm actually

technically your manager and like that's right thank you orphan manager love you you better make them laugh and give me 10% I would have to I would believe anyone although scrappy kids back in the day man the 1920s in the 30s what about there they're more mature than most adult males are now well they were like 10 they were forced to be adults yeah right away they had to be adults but they were also really cute because they were like little adults and they were like screaming at people be like I gotta provide for my family I think it was a shame oh yeah right so that didn't happen again I tell you what the one

thing that's good and Natalie pointed that to me because I said like being back in New York the one thing I can't really handle is the godium teenagers right on the street because how many times I've already told my story of how I've been gang harassed you are an old man but yes that's what Natalie said to me she's like well you're just getting older I don't know what are you saying and she's just like I was like they yell they do yell but you yell all the time yeah but I yell I earned my yelling I see well to my rage to be fair you have been victimized by every group in our society the old the young the middle-aged so you

have more of a rational fear of all people so I you know I don't blame I don't think that you're just being a cramudgeon I don't think you're just being an old guy the promise to licking his shotgun just waiting for someone to step on no what I now understand is that the problem is that I understand what's gonna take like it's surrounded by another group of teenagers and they asked me to do the Chris Farley impression I'm not going to do it again right I'm gonna start doing a thing that I've learned is a really good way to get yourself at any tight situation which is you just start punching yourself in

the face if you're ever you're like yeah you think I don't get the fucking guts honestly you think I can't take a couple of shots in a fucking head that would completely work and that would traumatize the youth yeah they're like oh yeah white people are crazy absolutely I really are we don't we don't get enough credit for being completely insane I think we've just forgotten because mostly reviewed as like you know I you know it's either harmless or literally the controller of everything but then they're also forget well there's a real pocket of us oh yeah fucking real real dangerous that's the sweet spot that's

where you want to be the safe zone hey that's what some call it rightening so thanks everyone who came out to the bell house it was so much fun it was such a great night it was and I think this tour is actually gonna be a lot of fun I think it's gonna all work out just fine we got a show man we got a show we got a show but you guys it's like you you build an hour and a half of material what you saw if you watch the live special odd last podcast live cop you can get for $6 to $6 if you're one of the 18 people that actually purchased that thing please God go buy it go get it again but if you see that you were like that's an that's a

year and a half of work that immature string of sentences was a year and a half technically the tightest it had ever gotten yep that's it and now you throw it away and then you have to do it all again and yeah coming in the show and they're like they want to be entertained we're like if you ever watched comedian that Jerry Seinfeld just like him just like it although not so like pretentious about it because Jerry is like I throw it all the way and I I'm like Jerry just come up with more jokes I don't forget no it's like you're just you're just looking at stuff and then saying stuff and then you just get

paid a bunch of money to do it on stage like also Jerry we've stopped asking you for jokes like we've stopped asking you you can stop like you don't have to do it ever that's the whole thing with everyone like when it comes to like Louis CK all these people I mean I don't know like just you could just go retire you can share so much money all I want is money and go where my people are forced to go because of our oppression you're a guy I just want to go to the beach your wife and precious hang out yeah sit there on the beach where my body yes it will be ridiculed but it'll be ridiculed by people speaking

Spanish and I'm I don't know Spanish so I will say they must be commenting how funny I am yeah cuz they're all just you they're going ha ha ha! Grande! Oh he's Grande! You're like ah you like me yes I am grand no big yes Exactly big man very big. I actually did I had an uber driver like two days ago who just Broke me down. He's like you big. Yeah big. He was an Asian dude Yep, and he was just all he could talk about. He's like do you need the seat moved up more? It like it just kind of with his hands bigger car. Yeah, he was like I have friend with limo And I was like I know I'm big but I could fit I promise you that's the what issue when I do like

But it's actually people trying to be really nice. Oh, yeah, they're trying to be accommodating Yeah, they're just pointing up being like, oh, no, no, no, you can just feel my knees in the back of your driver Oh, yeah, so you think that I will obviously it's it's it's a passive aggressive way of saying sir You're frightening me. You're frightening me sir. You need more room. We need more distance They get a buzz saw they say soft atop of their roof and they're like now you can fit and I'm like thank you But you didn't have to ruin your car for this ride No, people take it people take it in stride and also you get a lot of people think that you can take a lot of guff because you're big It's oh, I get I get some guff. Yeah, but you don't think the small doesn't get guff as well. Oh, I know everyone gets guff

That's why I don't complain but good honestly anyone who's ever hung out with me long enough Oh, no, we've spent how many just come up to you and say that all day Like that's why I watched that video remember that video of the girl who walked around New York for 12 hours or whatever That's out. It's her. No her breasts were not out. Oh the street harassment video and you know that is bad And it's like super annoying. It's like, you know, just shut up like leave people alone I want to do a video like that with me though because it's different because it's not like I want to plow that ass It's more just like why are you so disappointing for your size? Yeah, there's like that

No, and then the worst thing is when you open up the door like when you're coming out of a bathroom or something in a public space And then the person who follows you they do the thing where they're like a foot away from you So they they just look at your tits and then they have to look up slowly They're like and I'm like, I got it. I am a man. Yes. I am a man Oh, no, but my thing with what I've been having recently and I you know, I consider myself like Travis kiss a look at me Right. I'm innocent looking boy. No, what are you talking about? You're not innocent. I have a sweet face, right? I got fun little shoes on I got fun little hat on but I'm in times I'm like out at night and it was like it happened to me two days ago

Where I'm on the street and there's just it's just me and a woman walking in the street She's got a woman in front of me, right? She's got like ten pastes in front of me She keeps looking back checking keeps looking back checking. I'm just like just me. Hi, lady. Like I don't do anything to do Yeah, I know you can't talk about this before because you also can't be like not here to hurt you I'm gonna touch you then she's like, why would he even say that? Perhaps even be close to me and I wouldn't touch you but then they literally book it away for me But I understand it's a dangerous world out there for women. It is a dangerous world out there There's a lot of violence. So let's get to a little bit of it now this first story

Let's talk about this this let's talk about this guy who cut off his penis Covered the Lorraine a bobbitt story Of course it's like on one side if you Unvoluntarily get your penis removed because for good reason. I mean honestly. Yeah, John John Bobbit Well fuck if there's ever been a pair apparently we had a listener who who emailed us they do at a Christmas party They played bobbin for bobbits, which is like bobbin for apples, but with cucumbers That was kind of fun. But honestly, do you ever watch this porno? No, I actually know the most the most I saw was in the Lorraine a documentary

I think that's enough for Franken penis. I did work. I Research for the show. Oh, you're doing more reason. You know, that's what you just do so much Research that is what I do and I did look it up and it is fucking Janked up. Yeah, I'm sure it is because it didn't even freaking work It looks like if an ant had a dick like it looks like a tree dick It's all that's brown and like crooked and it's got it's got like it's all f'd up Well, that was after he got the surgery Yes, when they were the whole point was the gawk and his penis, but he did one where it was all natural

Yeah, which was like it's still got like a slit in it. I'm sure man. I mean, it's amazing that it attached at all But you know, it's because of the women in it are not particularly for not they're not my style It's very like yeah, he did not get top to your talent. No, no And it's just um, I hate his face when he's coming I am sure I can't believe you made it that far into the documentary. I just did the click click How do you watch porn? I thumb around. Yeah, I do a thumb around so I do one first chapter I do one third chapter one seventh chapter and then I get to the 11th chapter I kind of see how it wraps up and then I mean it just him cross-eyed going

Like I hate it seems to wrap up like every other one. Yeah wraps up All right, so this comes from where is this? This is in beautiful spawn beautiful spawn a spon. Yeah, a spon. Yeah So this is the headline here. This is from the mirror bloodied man 33 years young He was found wandering the streets after amputating his own Penis I do like that. The penis in the headline is in all caps. Yes, if we wouldn't be able to read it penis So this missing organ was being carried around in a plastic bag So he cut off his Johnson put it in a bag and was just like going to work

This is why you never look at anyone's briefcase. No, you know, everyone's just like McCarthy You know, I never want to know what what businessmen are doing It's just full of amputated penises perhaps, but this was transparent back. Yes, this was literally like it's not it It wasn't in a valise. Well, technically he can bring it into a public high school here in America It's a plastic because it's a see-through bag I also feel like that there must be some kind of legal president that you can you can carry your own Dismembered cock in a bag and walk around with it because it's not somebody else's it's yours. Yeah I mean, I would assume that would lead leave a trail of blood

I would assume but the man again 33 years old. He was discovered covered in blood in Zara goes up the capital of northeastern Spain's Aragon region he told police he had amputated his own penis and had just left his house The events took place in a central area of the city that linked. I don't know I don't the grand via to pass. No, I do not According to the article he wasn't carrying it around he had put it in a plastic bag and he told them his penis was back in his apartment And so they had to go get it and they found it in a plastic bag Oh, I mean they say that he was wanting around confused. I would assume so I think yeah

It's not known if doctors were able to reattach his penis or his general condition as further details are being kept private In vet an investigation opened to find out exactly what happened and if there may be third parties involved I don't think so. Would it just be a second party involved? I think so unless that they consider the penis the second party I but honestly a part of it is how many I've ever been so you've been mad at your penis I'm mad at what your penis wants you to do. I'm just you know the whole thing I think everyone is occasionally aggravated with their physical state Well, because that's all that we're forced to occupy because who knows maybe he had to be at the big meeting

He was doing a big presentation and all he did was beg his penis. Hey, hey, listen today's a big day We're gonna be standing in front of Steve who's flying in from Matanka, oh, we're gonna be in front of Debra. She's coming in from Acquisitions, oh great So we got to talk about how we're the company that needs to build this bridge We got to tell him what to do all I beg of you penis. Please do not spontaneously Eurect yourself in the middle of this presentation. Well, just for once that is once I know how horny it is to be in front of the PowerPoint. I know how much you love the boardroom

Yeah, I know I know that and then you go into the meeting and you're like, okay We're gonna just double-check you and then all of a sudden you're like the girders will be made out of here You said the key word Rips through the fly your right I know your penis and you just spontaneously come right and with any luck you close the deal that day I mean, I feel like the problem is that it did probably in the moment of silence He realized he had blown

Quote-unquote blown his deal, right and then he goes and he just fucking ends the problem He may he may that's my and then puts the problem in a bag Of course that does happen to boys when they're in seventh and eighth grade The spontaneous erection not that anyone wants to think about young boys erections, but it is a colossal pain in the ass Like legit a pain like it is because you just sit there in math class or whatever class you have to pull it up You got to pull it up put it under the belt line. Yeah, you're gonna put under the belt line I mean nowadays. I just when it happens. I just let it rock well now I don't even I mean because I was just like works at all

That's what I'm saying is that when it happens now. It's just being like that's still got it still got it I'm gonna do it. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping hopefully my where's my wife. Well now. It's more of a blood Where's my wife? Well now it's more of a blood flow issue. You know, that's the problem I have no idea. Have you have it are your feet in hands very cold. Oh, yeah, I have horrible horrible circulation But are they hands? Yeah, sure. They're hot. Haha. Yeah They're feeling all right, so the man himself is insisting this is going back to the dude who amputated his own kick The man himself is insisting. He did the amputation himself. It was me. It was me. So psychiatrist It might so himself so psychiatrists believe it might have been self-harm or

Related to drug-taking and dare I say that's why you pay him the big bucks You know that could be self-harm maybe he was messed up it could be he's messed up Ask me tell me how many I be a profit new take today. That's I mean, that's really what will lead to it It's a blood thinner. I know you actually have to you have to be very careful Yes, a lot of people have lost their lives because their blood was too thin and then they bleed out. Yep Really easily so this guy. I mean, I guess you're not gonna be charged with anything. I hope that he's okay I'm surprised he's alive because it seems to me like you would bleed out relatively quickly from that area of one's body Um, yeah, you know, I guess good for him good for sure taking initiative and

Maybe now he can get the help that he so obviously needs so you never know what's gonna happen in Spain Normally in Spain would you get his poop? Oh, and you go and you get a nice topless You get like an orange wine. Have you tried orange wines are big right now? I've never had orange wine. It's sour Is it really actually good or is it a fad? I don't like it. Okay, yeah People do like it. They pretend to like it. I don't know There's always a thing that comes around like every couple years whenever there's like a new thing. Yeah, we're just been like we're drinking sock milk What's that? I mean like it's milk. Well, actually, it's incredibly intricate process We take a jug of regular old milk and we put a bunch of socks in it and we really want the socks

Integrate with the milk and you're just like and then everybody's sitting there all these Brooklyn mothers are all slugging it down Oh, right and like I hope this make my breast milk work. Yeah, oh, Joey's born blind It's artisanal Milk can fix his blindness breastfeeding is the way to go if you can do it some people can't and that's okay Thank God. Thank God. You're fucking here. I know also contribute to this by the way Okay, Travis Travis morning starlight isn't orange wine is not from oranges It is it is white wine where they keep the skins Mastering longer than usual. So it has a an orange hue to it. Whoa. So all right Travis

We don't know. No, it is wow. It is white wine It's like so you can have you can have an orange wine that is also a pina gregio for example Oh, someone put their fancy cap today. Look at this Somalia a Travis morning star It is definitely it is a hipster wine. It is a hipster wine. All right So it's not going anywhere because it tastes like beer. Yeah, exactly then just have beer. That's what I'm saying. Okay Oh, it's also like a thing too was you have it because I remember I got someone I was like hey guys I got pushed on me at a hipster wine shop. I was like, okay I'll try it because we went to dinner, but you know, we do in Los Angeles, which is the way you go out now

Which is literally it's like it's couples sit knees touching. Oh a couple of glasses of white wine And then everybody leaves at 1030 because that's what people do. That's Los Angeles for you That's what they do because they're fucking tired. It's early. It's an earlier culture out there But honestly, it's because LA also has to operate by East Coast time and we do get that extra three hours of sleep Oh, and my I won't very aware of it because all of the bullshit in New York starts at 9 a.m. New York time So that all of the bullshit starts earlier there, but it does who gives a fuck cuz it's very very boring conversation It's about time differences and by the way the one there is the the The government they might do away with daylight savings time or making note keep daylight savings time

Permanent, what do you know that means nothing? Yeah, it does that means that means you don't change the times It's not it was there is no change. It just makes me want to Fucking flip out. It makes me want to take it to the streets I don't even understand why that's the thing that's gonna push you over the edge and make I'm close, but that's okay. Well, I want to talk. All right here. Okay. Do you want to do the Momo thing? Okay, like a way you say this because all right Momo you've heard about it It's all the rage on the streets the kids have heard about it and they're fucking off on themselves left and right Oh, my no, but it's the Momo challenge. This is literally it's like out of a frickin movie

It's like an anime. It sounds like an anime plotline So they tell you to do certain things every single day and then you heighten to killing yourself much like slender man Momo was an image that was actually based off of a sculpture by a Japanese sculptor by the name of Oisa, okay who made a statue of a Grimacing I the only way to describe it is a chicken woman with big eyes with no lids a very Horrifying a tight smile like across her face like her lips are slit and almost no nose like a skeletal nose and kind of nice tits Not that bad. She sort of looks like was it Shelly DeVall? Shining she kind of looks like shelly. I would say that I think she would cry herself to sleep

Oh, if you told that to her, she's also in the middle of life. She is very mentally ill She's fucked up. I don't know how much to blame Stanley Kubrick for that He did get a great performance out of her so I'm not dissing him But yeah, the Shining was half a documentary of truly the it was like rough She was she was never the same after that No, so they took this image and basically started what it is now much like slender man. It started as a fake Urban legend. It's okay. It's like it was an amazing. It's well Kind of it became a meme

It started is just a story that the people that kids would be watching videos and then Momo which began to the internet Kind of created this name for it Momo would appear which is this weird faced creature right and beg your children to commit suicide Now there was a video that I believe was released pretty recently where now what's happening and but turn no all that was fake None of that was real there was no it was called the Momo challenge None of it was real and then it turned out people are now are starting to obviously make that video that video is coming out It said telling children to commit suicide. So now there's a there is the the now created outrage Against it and what we are doing much like slender man where slender man moved into real life by inspiring two little girls to

Almost commit murder in whist go so that for me that makes slender man real and this shit's now trying to make Momo real But this is the sculptor of Momo straight up in order to fight all of these these legends I mean, this is probably all this is kind of permeating the internet society So I don't know how old this is right. He said I I destroyed Momo. So how does he do that kids by throwing a garbage? He just threw it in the garbage. Yeah, he said he said the play was this it was made out of essentially foam I shouldn't because we were supposed real tangible thing. Yeah, it was a sculpture Okay, but you remember my Frankenstein head that I had yes, of course for Halloween for Heidi Klum's Halloween party Yeah, I kept it on a like a head in my house and it's been fucking rotten. Yes disgusting

Yeah, it's really really gross. It was like 150 degrees at that dance party and soaked with my sweat And now it's just falling apart but Momo was made out of the same stuff So he said it naturally was already rotting itself out and so he picks it up and threw it in the garbage Well, evidently two kids in Columbia now, I don't know, you know, this is the speculation But there were six. It was a 16 year old boy and a 12 year old girl. They both committed suicide Within real or not. I don't well. This is on Fox news.com. I think it might be real Within they committed suicide within just 48 hours of each other according to a local radio outlet So again, is the radio outlet making it up? Possibly the deaths happened in the municipality of Barbosa

Local media reported the teen boy likely knew the younger girl and passed the game on to her Before killing himself a mere 48 hours later Please seize the children's phones which were said to have messages linking them to the Momo suicide game This is according to government secretary Jeanine a London. Oh, he says apparently they practice this game through What's app and invited the young people to young people to hurt themselves the game has different challenges and Suicide is at the end honestly though if you're a parent just what other things do you have to worry about? I mean like this is like another thing where you're like now My kid is gonna commit suicide because this scary-looking thin Gwyneth Paltrow creature has told it to a legitimately think

If your kid is weak enough to fall for the momo challenge honestly, though No, maybe that's weeding out some no If you're 12 years old, this is really cool. And if you have super serious, I mean, it's just intense kids They were probably hyper intelligent. Have you seen? Have you seen a serial experiments laying the anime? Thank you Travis Travis's slide He's not even gonna verbally say that no Henry didn't even look at me for that question Like I'm not even co-hosting the show. He's just like this question is not for bad You are gonna give me a noogie if I ask him this yes

But yeah, but it's like that where it's this weird like it's like a the term I would probably use this thought virus Well, yeah, it's a good one It starts to become real and starts to aggregate itself again and again and we've been seeing it pop up And obviously it starts as all horseshit, but unfortunately horseshit becomes real real fast or yeah look at our president paranoia agent paranoia agent like that as well, which is fucking sweet Now what about this now? This is gonna be an old question an old man question. What about this WhatsApp? What why is why seriously? I have no idea what what's up? What's app is a texting app that you Why do you need a texting app? Can't you just text? No because then it's for free some a lot of people don't have if you

Don't have unlimited text or you don't have one of those things what's up is for free it works on the internet Not on a phone line. It is all like that's also I used it when I was In Toronto. Yes good for international stuff. Yes Oh for somebody in Zimbabwe who has a girlfriend in South Africa. Great. Well, thank you for the make believe love story I think that's wonderful So that's all what's app is. It's just a texting service for the youth No, not for you for anybody for it also technically it's widely used in human trafficking services Why it's actually got a lot of it a heat. Well, so what about this whole thing involving peppa pig and

Fortnight apparently they were saying a number of British parents claim Momo is being inserted into seemingly innocuous YouTube and YouTube kid videos about peppa pig. Yes and fortnight now peppa pig I don't know what the hell peppa pig and it looks like a it's a British preschool animated television series Directed by Ashley Baker Davies. It's starting to Isn't that something it's just starting to happen what you're doing is now YouTube is rampantly fighting people that are actually Making Momo videos by either Demonitizing them or taking them off entirely or like basically any channel that's supposed to be devoted to kids They're not heavily monitoring to them and trying to take them down right as fast as they can happen now apparently peppa pig

Actually had a couple of controversies. This is according to the great website We are old so peppa pig. You know what the big controversy was for that? the pig family they didn't wear seatbelts in the first two series after receiving several complaints the Director announced that all future animation would include characters wearing seatbelts and that the relevant scenes in the first two series would be Reanimated to include them when we did heroes reborn. This is true. That is crazy to me We were told their cartoon pigs. Yeah, absolutely and we are as reborn. We are renegades fighting a Supervillain but you have to put your seatbelt on because if you were first of all Cadillac said that they would pull their Advertisement if we didn't know and also number two

They said if you don't put your seatbelt on in the movie like you can not but you automatically get a TV ma rating What yes TV mature yes because you don't so you could have it's like smoking a cigarette I mean oral sex with eight people in this in a large sedan and as long as everyone manages to keep a seatbelt on Still PG-13. Well, there's ways around this right you can you could show a Man holding a cucumber in front of a cock right so you can insinuate that I'm about to go down on him Right, and then you can then have my head lift up covered with a Clear version of jizm because jizm also can't be white right so it can be translucent But I can do that and still lay in a TV 13 world where I can go like

And you can hear oh Yo, and the guy go oh, yeah, you know, little piggy So this happened in heroes, no that did not that did not this is why it was canceled I'm just saying no because it did not happen That's why it's cancelled you could do that whole veiled blowjob scene and still get a TV 13 interesting Alright, what did I know don't you see but you don't you see felt that's immediately straight up it might as well Be full bush Well, I am just so happy Peppa Pig learned the lesson the hard way wear a seatbelt even if you're an animated pig

Because evidently that's who kids are emulating these days Anyway, don't wear pants. Why do I have to because you're a human yeah, cuz I don't I can't see Peppa Pig's fucking tiny penis Yes, also not yet not Not I'm sure you actually probably can I'm sure there's some hot Peppa Pig animated porno out there I don't know what that means in the minds of the people that watch it, but I'm sure it exists But obviously this is a very perfunctory covering of Momo. I don't really know what else is there They're trying to hunt it down. It's gonna come and go right like this is I don't know This is gonna be a thing where it's like everyone's talking about it right now, but you know how you know how suicide

Games go these days one in one week one out the next and then next thing You know snapchat has like, you know show your butthole look at my butthole and then die like seven days to live But no it's saying in India it's a apparently CID the CID of India saying straight up that they've not they've all they've They don't have a straight-up suicide case attached to Momo. No one has anything just some speculation There's just speculation. It's just it's just starting to come like in Germany. The police were only aware of mentions made in chain letters Which I don't even know does that still exist? I guess so maybe I mean not School chain letters. Oh, yeah, of course the old chain letter. Yeah, that was fun, man I've we got a couple of those and they're all like we've been watching you we've been watching

They're kind of creepy. I remember that the Belgian public prosecutor office reported on November 6 2018 The 13 year old boy had been the victim of the Momo challenge and hanged himself see that's what I'm talking about But I don't know this is all according to Wikipedia. I don't know what's real Even if people are not doing this, it's scary to people because kids are being babysat by YouTube Like oh, yes, we don't hang around kids much. I saw a kid on the train watching a video on his phone and the video was All of the Illuminati secrets revealed in Toy Story 1 and so like and that's the kind of stuff that kids are being there That's just getting dumped into their brains or we're creating their guardian is YouTube Oh, so it's like of course if Momo is even slightly a thing on YouTube

It's like Freddy Krueger is your kid's babysitter. I can't imagine this idea Well, there's also very similar to a thing called the blue whale challenge, which was another internet. Would you go there internet? Would you call me? I'm only call you a blue whale when you haven't been taking your medication. Oh But the blue whale challenge was kind of the same thing it was another they said it was like an app game That was being spread right download a commit suicide But it's it is weird the idea that you would of all of the things in the world like even television because it likes children's Television has like standards and practices put in what it's got money put it like whatever you gotta do Yeah, it's selling them toys and like it takes got that is the bad part about TV

That's my one thing with mr. Rogers who I love with all of my heart You wouldn't sell shit He would not sell anything But I always thought it was good to have a diet of mr. Rogers and of course when you're a kid You're like it's a little bit boring, but then you got to have your TMNT then you got to have your GI Joe's The way mr. Rogers talked about Sesame Street is that they might as well have been fucking like the devil like yes Yeah, he was like kids are learning satanic Conversation fucking up the high-paced fast world

Well, I mean mr. Rogers and then he mr. Rogers you just turn on his show He's like how long is a minute and then he would just hit a timer And we would just sit and watch the timer for a full minute. We I wish we could try that It's a genius way to fill time You're a 10 seconds sounds like Because we're gonna teach our audience about stillness and 10 seconds is the new minute I almost couldn't do it. I almost could not do it either. I was actually starting to freak out a little bit Yeah, um, all right, so that's a little bit on the Momo challenge. Let's I want to do this one

Uh, well, it won't be a deep dive on this thing, but the robots are crazy and I don't want to go too much Robots be crazy. Um, I think we all know that this should not become the marty podcast Although, thank you everyone. It is totally becoming the robot that is haunting walmarts and giant foods I saw the the footage of one leaving a store. Yeah, because it was like I'm done. I I have love I am a man Horrifying they look super scary and they're putting people out of work and they're gonna end up murdering someone But mit scientists created an AI powered psychopath, which they cleverly named Norman because why wouldn't they work on this? So Norman always says the worst

Things always sees the worst in things. That's because Norman is a psychopath. What does that even mean? I don't freaking know, but it's powered by artificial intelligence developed by the mit media lab What is it norman is an algorithm meant to show how the data behind AI matters deeply Yeah, mit researchers said they train norman using written captions Describing graphic images and videos about death posted on the darkest corners of reddit. Really? Great idea The team then examined norman's response to ink plots used in the rorschach's psych test norman's responses were compared to the reaction of another algorithm that was more standard

Okay, and that out that algorithm the nice one the one that's just like puppy dogs and flowers That algorithm saw flowers and wedding cakes in the ink blocks in the ink blots Well, norman saw images of a man being fatally shot and a man killed by a speeding driver But that's what we used to watch as a kid. I know but I don't want the AI to be like that looks like fun But what if it flips it around where it's just like they actually become more well adjusted Or the ones seeing flowers and wedding cakes is just like all the real psychopath. Yes, that's possible Yeah, just let's listening to laurence. Well, I listen to a very interesting podcast

I forget the name of the guy we would talk about uh, who is this fucking wackadoo uh AI researcher at the forefront and basically what he described is that like We're all freaked out about AI, but if we actually just treat them like we would treat our children Like the whole point is to understand we are raising Right AI we are we have to install upon them the morale and the morality that we expect Normal humans to also abide by right right. Yeah, no, absolutely And I know maybe they'll be in but maybe they can start there's just there's gonna be a rogue MIT scientist

Who's gonna take advantage of this norman of AI technology and just rule the world It's every super villain's story. You're just talking about that way the free market's supposed to work I know. Oh, yeah, I know all about how it's supposed to be right. It's supposed to be let him do his evil one And then you have somebody else. Hopefully make a super good one And then they'll fight and then we can put it on fucking television And then Henry Zabrowski will rent it and watch it robot wars is incredible and I would watch that anytime Like fucking batons and giant sabers Fighting each other and then like you make or then you make one a sexy woman

In he other one a sexy woman and they start scissoring each other. Well, or they could just fight each other to the death like the men do Sure Yes, I think or you make the women fight each other to the death too. I'd watch that. That's what I'm saying I'd much rather watch that I never understood about wonder woman where the whole movie is her being like Oh, well watch where it's being like new one. Yeah, where it's like Why don't you just have her and the other sexy amazon women everybody? I'll fight each other. Well, that was my one issue with the I don't want to have any spoilers here, but it did come out of three years ago

Um, but with wonder woman It was like this race of powerful women that were supposed to be able to kill everyone And then all of a sudden a couple of sea rednecks show up and they just get their asses kicked right away I don't know all I didn't even get it. I wanted to see more women fighting. Yeah, that's what I thought wonder woman was supposed to be About it wasn't good movie. Yeah, sure could have been better But a part of it is and I know that I know that the real conversation is about Uh, it's about representation, but it is nice that it also in many ways Makes some of us happier in different ways. Absolutely. It's wonderful. That's why not just fine

Because then you not only do you get to all the pride, but also you make the cool guys horny I suppose that was their intention. I don't know. Uh, probably I'm sure that it wasn't I wanted a story they wanted a story they wanted a plot Yes, I get it. Indeed they got one. Whatever. Um, all right. Well, let's see here. Let's just do one more We don't get a lot of time today. Uh, so this gal Well, uh, very serious the headline is woman sentenced to 19 years for attacking boyfriend with samurai sword She was quote obsessed with him. I guess so lucky guy, huh? Huh

Emily hoppy here 31 She told police that her boyfriend was cheating on her On monday a washington state woman was sentenced to 19 years in prison for the samurai sword attack on her live in boyfriend Who she believed was cheating the sentence came just over a month. You know, this shit came from a goddamn dream You know, I mean, it's like oh, it could have been wake up You wake up and you think that you're fucking like you think you cheated in your dream And you're fucking mad at you and then all of a sudden you got a fucking samurai sword in your fucking asshole This could be uh coming from a dream cheat

That's possible or he realized that he was dating a total and utter psychopath Who would at some point stab him with a samurai sword and just felt like he needed to look outside the relationship for love and affection Yeah, that's possible. It's weird. The sentence came just after just over a month after emily javier pleaded guilty to the first to attempted first-degree Domestic violence. How was it attempted first-degree? Does it seem like first-degree domestic violence? I would say yes, but maybe it's because she she just brandished it, right? No, he was severely injured according to the clerk. Did she how badly she just cut him? Uh, okay, so this is according to the He might have not charged her He might have said no, he might have been like I don't want to make her more mad

But once but once the cops have it, I mean he wouldn't have to necessarily testify against her But once the cops have it, they don't care if you drop charges or not. It makes it easier if you don't Oh, okay. I don't know. Um, but this according to senior deputy prosecutor and a client. She says he was severely injured He was very lucky. He lost a great deal of blood. His father said he had 26 different stab wounds Shit, he had exposed bone. His knee and elbows were almost severed. Holy shit a couple of fingers that had to be Back at all. I don't know. No, he had a couple of fingers that had to be reattached. What did he do? That's why I don't literally just going oh Oh

Ives are more dangerous than guns. I I you know, honestly, I would rather be I don't want either number one So don't get any ideas out there. But yeah, if you were like you get sliced in the knee or shot Oh, no, it is tough. No, it is much worse to be it is there to say it's much worse to be stabbed They do it does more actual damage the tearing of the muscle It's much more different where the heat of the bullet actually in many ways can sear the meat. Hmm It can actually like and it's a quicker It's a quicker injury where a knife I say that creates so much more trauma, right? So Javier apologized during the sentencing and again, I don't know how sorry

Hashtag sorry, um, I don't see how it's attempted first degree. It is definitely Like good like she did it not maybe tempted to do it But what is first degree? Maybe first degree something else. No, I don't freaking know because is it a thing where uh, I don't know premeditation, I guess we had a A lawyer listener. Oh, yeah, hello to all of our lawyers out there listening that he clarified that uh first degree murder as opposed to second degree Is premeditation that I that I know Yeah, but I guess was there was a story we covered a couple of weeks back where it was like the guy It was like brutal and they're like second degree and I'm like, how is that second degree?

I guess he was he just he he improved He just yes ended himself into murdering and butchering his partner You know what? I'm gonna do a little self-care today and I'm gonna kill my fucking girlfriend Spontaneous though second degree. Yeah, because you're not thinking about it. So Javier apologized during the sentencing and said Uh, every day, I wish I could go back and change what I've done Of course because now you're about to go to the fucking jail But she I could tell you she didn't guarantee she does not regret Expressing her rage. No, I don't think so when you're at that level of rage. I don't know what he did

I'm not blaming him nothing Javier allegedly told police that she decided to attack lavel That's his uh, that's the boyfriend there whom she had been dating for two years because she believed he was cheating But the real issue is coming up next and because he spent all of his time playing video games That's why she did it. That's not valid Honestly, well now I think of holding and then yes, I'm like Stab him set 26 times. I get that I could see him the way he described it Is it the way he would sit with his he's got his I went and I filmed some of it No, I haven't looked at the film yet, but I watched him do his fight stick

Oh, yes, I know like lap board that he puts on his knees and he's like looks he hates it When I play street fighter in the house because it get like really mad. I know it's like thinking about him like Like what the fuck come on like in the room and you're just sitting here in a studio apartment He because you know that sword's not her fucking sword. No, that probably is that is a male purchase Yeah, most likely all of a sudden she's just seeing him and he's just like Oh, man. Oh, you do you're cheating. No, I do you're cheating Right, and then just fuck Yeah, Holden's lucky. Well, he's getting married this weekend in beautiful, North Carolina

Yeah, which is when we wish we wish them the best and we cannot wait to go celebrate their love It's going to be strange see and hold and do something. That's like an adult thing to do I still expect him to go there and be in like Fucking goose to the fucking news as soon as he starts his mouth I can't wait. Uh, so this chick, uh, she told police that she felt he was cheating again Uh, she also says she felt he was working She felt she was working really hard at her job and paying all of the bills And he wasn't contributing to the household and was spending all of his time playing video games more and more shit begins to make sense

Klein says, uh, that harvey are plotted her boyfriend's death for a week. This is according to How is this not I guess that is first degree I guess so. Yeah, absolutely Um, so this person says she bought the sword about a week before and she had been researching on her phone How to kill somebody by slicing their throat. By the way, you don't have to research on your phone How to kill someone by slicing their throat. It's pretty much in the description of you slice their throat So do you start with like taking a toe off and then work your way up to like a finger or a thumb? Um, so she bought the sword a week before did some research how to slice someone's throat

Javier placed the sword by her side of the bed and kept two knives taped to the headboard Just in case she couldn't reach the sword. Wow. This guy had some warning signs I will say because guess what man, and he noticed none of them because he's playing this stupid fucking video games Yeah, and he wasn't he didn't notice her just being like just gonna tape these fucking knives here Javier allegedly chose the evening that she did to act because lavel Ignored her when she came home from work as a manager at the at a barbershop chain Honestly, there's supercut. That is exactly what that is. That's supercut. Exactly. Wow. Klein says she fed him alcohol and when she when he fell asleep

She pounced this is you know how this is to again. He's on his couch. She's like, I made you drink honey So, oh, thanks. Thank you. Yeah, baby. You know the special occasion. Yeah, we do something about it. Okay And he's just keeping like here's another drink honey. He's funny. You're the best. You're the best Well, I've ever I've ever been with the best man. I've ever been. You're cheating You're fucking cheating. I can't tell you if you're fucking oh, he keeps doing the same move He keeps doing the same move over and over and over again when people do the same move That's my favorite thing to do with people who really know how to play like moral combat because you can get lucky Even against a real pro once in like a hundred times and they really do get upset. I watch Holden do it

I watch Holden snap In front of me. Well, I was I was playing him and he's just like you just mash the button. Well, then what else am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to mash the button. Am I supposed to just think about it? Yeah, I wasn't born with the I didn't I didn't sit and learn to move recently So this is her first strike. So the dude. He's like, oh, thanks for all the booze Passes out her first strike was the blunt edge of the sword to his throat Luckily it didn't work because the sword was turned the wrong way Which you got to know which way to turn the come on. She was just so mad. She was so uh, Javier had originally planned to commit

Suicide after the attack, but lavel convinced her to just call 911 He reported that as she was slicing him with the knife He was pleading for his life telling him she was killing him and begging her to call 911 Which she eventually did you're killing me, man Killing me man like a little lillard from scream Uh, the childhood. Okay. So Javier's attorney. That's very interesting like this moment of Like clarity where he's like you're in the middle of stabbing me, but he also knows been like, oh, wow He looks super pissed

Like what's up, babe, babe, babe. What'd you do babe? Don't kill yourself. Come on, babe This act like this is not happening. We'll get some seamless. So Javier's attorney Uh, chris ramsey said that his client suffered from sexual trauma as a child And that is why and then they did not address the issues and that is why I don't know. I guess that's why she stabs this guy 26 times. It's a strange defense I understand trauma is a very difficult thing and plays itself out in many ways But they're just trying to wrap in it They're just trying to figure out a way to defend her just by by like she being like sometimes

Fucking bitches get stitched. Like how do you say being like, well, he deserved it. No court goes like yeah The attorney for her says it's a tragic story. She has been remorseful the whole time She laid everything out for the detectives and gave a full confession After the sentencing Lavol's father gave a victims impact statement saying quote No human being deserves to be attacked in their sleep in the most vicious and barbaric way No one really does. I know that but when it comes down to it treat your partner well Yes, and then you get don't want to get murdered. That's a really simple way Just don't just leave them walk out the door cut down the odds of them killing you

Yep, and of course the father also says time does not always heal all wounds In this case 26 serious wounds that time probably will never heal And now he's gonna have to learn to play fucking video games with nubs Oh, that's actually bad. That's what she should have done if she didn't take off a couple of fingers Oh, yeah, so now he's like oh never make tournament. Oh, man. I get it though. Sometimes you get upset But I you know, what can you do? You got to talk it out Talk it out. You're gonna listen to your partner and if your partner does just end up buying a bunch of like sores Just be like, huh, what are these for? Yeah, especially when they're positioning it in various like strategic places around the house

And she's saying these are good. She's like doing drills She's practicing with pulling them out of the self-made holsters. Really fast Yeah, hey man, it comes down to again also everyone should be allowed to decorate the house however they like Sure, you have to as a partner again. You have to come to an agreement I I completely agree with that and I'm sure that she knew that this guy played video games when they started dating I know yes, obviously, but then you like but can't also date somebody expecting them to change No, I know it. I know it because we're all exactly the same pretty much. Yeah Yeah, all right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening and thank you again. Thank you again for coming out to the bellhouse

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