Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Movie Stories

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

Henry & Eddie are joined by Page 7's Jackie Zebrowski to discuss all things movies, the many sub-genres of horror, and their favorite (and least favorite) films of 2024... Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Sign stories? That's when the cannibalism started. SIGN STORIES! Yes. Oh, yes! I don't know, I'll go a separate ways. Joanie Swede's got big teeth!

Whoa. I was expecting... Yeah, I was expecting it. I was expecting the rest of the word to be different. Because I'm classy. Wow. I looked at this and the first thing I noticed... Honestly, it's kind of rude. I... hey...

The first thing I noticed... is that she has very large, fake teeth. Are you sure they're fake? Veneers always are... She's got the choppers on them. She's large fake teeth. Are you sure they're fake? Veneers always are, she's got the choppers on them. She's got big teeth. I know it's partially because I know that she went through a little bit of a drug issue.

So you gotta clean them up. She had an addiction thing so they have to go, it's kinda like when they, there's some dentists that always gotta huckfin' the mouth. Yeah. You know what I mean, they gotta go, you gotta paint it all white, gotta put it back up. They put on their coveralls.

New rafters. I have it on good authority that she's a wonderful person. I've heard the same. Yes. I just said nothing. I'm just saying, I'm just letting you, you made fun of her teeth. I said no, no. And I will not sit here.

You put the qualifier made fun. I just said. Oh, so you like big teeth on a person. I do. On a horse? No, she said that. That's Jackie's eyebrows. Here's the thing, Jodie. She said that, yeah, we a horse? No, she said that. That's Jackie Zabrowski. She said that,

yeah we might sound similar, but she said that. I think that Jodie Sweeten is very beautiful. I think that it's actually extremely... She's gorgeous. I think it's extremely feminist of me that the first thing I noticed were her big honking, swinging teeth. I'm always thinking about that. She had big teeth as a kid. I don't know if they're fake. No, those are, yes, of course they are fake. Those are fake teeth. Those are child's teeth. That's a children's mouth. Yeah, that's pre braces right there Yeah, no, no, they don't look great. She's got big as a child. Now. They look great awesome supple Beautiful. She's got a pair of nice teeth. Also, Jodie huge pair of great great

She also always stands up to Candace Cameron-Barre. And they're still friends though. Yes, they're still friends. And I like it. That's what's so cool about it. I know that's why I love it. Well, we're already in page 7 territory, aren't we? No, I don't.

I like it. I like it. That's a good way to go in. I'm setting the tempo. Hi. Welcome to Side Stories. You hear a little... You hear a little noise I hear going, I'm just got veins.

I got bad veins. Why are you bringing up my bad veins right now? It's a good addition. I got bad veins. They had to be stripped from my legs. Hey, they sound like those veins. They got fired. You'd be horrible at heroin. Man, I would be. Actually, technically I'd be very good at heroin because I could just...

Big thick veins. Yeah, they're already popping. I don't even need to like squeeze them up. I meant as like a superhero. Yeah, y'all. Very bad at heroin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not brave. No one is looking to me for help. But I'm here. My name is Henry Zabrowski.

I'm sitting here with my sister Jackie Zabrowski. They're special guests. I should've done you first, Eddie. I don't give a fuck. Jackie laid us first. She's wonderful. Aw, thank you. I'm happy to see you here, Jackie.

Thank you. It's nice to be here, guys. It is. It's nice to have you be seen here. I'm sad, but also happy that there's no pudding involved in this. but it is weird to be sitting next to you. I think Good Puts the funniest show on the network, by the way.

Personal opinion. He's on Side Stories and Last Podcast on the Network. And Brighter Side, don't forget about my other show. And Hoopa Googa Game. Good Puts the funniest show. I sit there and I cackle, I laugh. You don't get anything extra. I'm being nice

Jesus Christ Henry, I'm sure it once in your life. I'm sitting here with the weekend At Larson showing the weakest emotion, which is being nice. Is that true? I don't know I'll fucking kick your ass. That's how I like it. Do it Eddie, do it. I'll be right behind you. I like this energy. This is what I'm talking about. See that's all I do. I'm like a conductor.

That's the end of this show. You broke me. I play you both like instruments. Ah yes, you are the piccolo. And Eddie's my big trombone. Yah! We know instruments. Now guys, today And Eddie's my big trombone. Yeah, we have notes. We know instruments.

Now guys, today, the reason why I had Jackie here, and it's not just because it feels like I have to. And because I'm the more beautiful one, but you have again, the bigger tits. We're trying to bring women onto side stories, and this is the bridge. The only one we know. It's the best you could get, yeah.

This is the bridge to women. Yeah. Now, this this to show you were safe pretty sure the wives wouldn't do it well it's just how much more of the show do they need to receive but today the reason why we have Jackie here is because we wanted to talk because I got a couple of requests because you know it's our summer break we got a couple of requests of a straight up movie review episode okay because like Eddie and I we watch a lot of movies and I only know one other person that watches as many films more as me yes who is Jackie Zabrowski yeah with her whose bond Jeff Adams. Yes, they see stubs represent. We're all stubs But I do think that each one of us I do find it interesting that each one of our wives Refuses to join Julie's on stubs. Your wife is the only one we have to buy tickets for she holds out

Points whenever she comes in a move. That's what I do as well. It's eating me out of points home. Oh, it's eating you out of points, huh? Sounds pretty great. Hell yeah. You're disgusting. I'm sorry, no sexual on this. I'm not sexual. You can be sexual. Okay. No, please don't.

Let me slide right in. I'm like 25% of the show, so a quarter of the time you could be sexual. All right. Well, that's very So we want to talk about movies because we love movies We're interested in I think I feel that we hold the torch for many people that are into horror films Especially independent horror films. It seems like this is the perfect time for it. And the summertime's my favorite time to watch horror movies, even more so than the Halloween season.

Yes, Summerween, baby! I love it during this, cause you know what? Cause they slide right in there under the radar all the time. All the time, and a lot of times they are Summer Movie Fair, which I do love. I also think of Halloween, it's one of those where I think that we're on the clock on Halloween. You've got to get them in. We're spooky people.

I've never done 30. 31 for 31 we're doing this year. I've never done 30. Oh man, we do the 31 for 31 every year and it's just such a race to the end. Can we put the Saw franchise in? because I've never seen any of them love you should you should because they're funny They they range in quality from shit to not so shit highly recommend every year adding in a franchise We always do 31 for 31 it really it's changed the game We always choose one franchise and we watch it from nuts to ass

Leprechaun was a choice. Well Leprechaun's I'm more excited for than Saw. Saw looks so bad to me. You know what you'd like about Saw? I feel like the first one is a very genuine torture film. I love Karen films. And he's great in it. It's a great movie.

But the lore that gets built, I feel like honestly- And Morgan Freeman's in it too, right? No that's, you're thinking of The Bone Collector. Wow. I believe you're thinking- No, Denzel's in The Bone Collector. Oh God. Uh oh.

George, who is he in? No, Morgan Freeman doesn't do that many horror films. Yeah, he did Dreamcatcher, he did The Ritual Killer. The Cumbot? Yeah, he's in any of these films. That was last year? Yeah, he's in any of horror films. Yeah, he did Dreamcatcher, he did The Ritual Killer. Yeah, he's not in any of these. That was last year? Yeah, he's not in any of these films. Kiss the Girls. Kiss the Girls, again, ancient film.

And also, that's not a horror movie. No, it's a hit. It's a thriller. This is one thing you have to understand. Also, very big difference between thrillers and horrors. Distinctly a massive difference between thriller and horror. But sometimes they're cousins or buddies.

Oh yeah, for sure. It could be a horror and a thriller. horror. But sometimes they're cousins or buddies. Oh yeah, for sure. It could be a horror and a thriller. Long Legs. Yes. I don't know, was Long Legs a horror film? It is a thriller movie. It's supernatural.

I think it's more of a thriller. Well now we know that it's supernatural. I'm just gonna say this straight up, there's gonna be. A couple little spoilers. There's gonna be little spoilers. People already got mad. Nothing crazy. Slightly with our Long Legs coverage because I forgot to put on my long legs!

Cuckoo! Oh! Cuckoo! Oh ho ho! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Oh, are we cuckooing? Wait, are you talking about-

You have to put your arms over your head. Are you talking about the movie with Hunter Schafer Cuckoo? Cuckoo! That movie is also coming out this year. I'm excited for that. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! No, we excited for that. Cuckoo! Is that what you're doing?

That's long legs. You've seen long legs. You don't remember the scene when he does the cuckoo hand motion? No, I was remembering another scene, but I'm trying not to spoil it. You pee-pee? Yeah, I'm pee-pee'd in Wayne Pony pants! The reason why you'd like Saw is that I think you'd like it if the lore that gets built out. Saw 2, in my opinion is the

Weakest of the entire franchise because it's the worst of them and then it's like you'd say the movie seven seven is what? Yes Seven I wasn't thinking of seven I think he was thinking of kiss the girls for some reason I think he was thinking of kiss the girls for some reason Because honestly, I feel like those movies in that time period Stand out in our brains because of going to blockbuster and going to Hollywood video Like I feel like I remember the VHS is I bring up the dentist to it was And saw yes, does that make me Batman no, no, I think it's okay. They're allowed They're just old. Yeah

It was Danny Glover not Morgan Freeman. Hey, I'm glad we cleared it up. All right, you should try it But let's do what you were saying He's true Who directed saw to was it James to? Cameron Boogaloo, we had to write because right? Because the first song was directed by who? James Wan. Yeah. And the second one... ...

... ... ... See, that provides a good transition. Is that what happens here? Yes. This kind of humor? Sometimes.

Alright, I like it. Sometimes we allow it. Sometimes it stands. Sometimes it's struck from the record. 25% sexuality. I get it. I don't listen, so I don't know what jokes are cut. Hey, hey, that's how you keep yourself safe. Yes. But what I wanted to do today was, because there is a lot of new films out there.

We talked about some old films. My favorite time period to watch horror movies is when everybody else is not watching them. I do think it is interesting when we went to go see Long Legs. In the morning? Yes. But I'm talking the summertime versus Halloween. I like doing it the rest of the year. When we went to go see Long Legs. In the morning? Yes. But I'm talking the summertime versus Halloween.

Oh, okay. I like doing it the rest of the year. When we went to Long Legs, we were the only ones laughing. Oh, yeah. Well, it was very funny. And I will say though, why do people laugh more at horror films? I laugh as I'm excited. Me too.

Yes. Like more than it's not even I find it funny, I laugh because it's like wild. Especially good kills. There are certain kills that I got to celebrate while watching it in the theater It's one of my favorite parts about going to the movie theater not a horror film But I did just go see Deadpool and Wolverine. I saw two while I don't care It's fun to see it in a big theater filled with people because everyone's woohoo in yeah, like the sim movies are meant for the goddamn Theater and I mean it they are meant for the goddamn theater. And I mean it.

They're meant for the theater. You're not supposed to be watching them on your phone. If you're watching them on your phone, what are we doing here? All right? I'm getting angry. Me and David Lynch. All right? I will fight back to back.

Robin style. I will be the gay Robin. Reality television is meant for your phone. Yes. And YouTube videos and stuff. And us. Yes. We're meant for your phone not a big-time film. I come makes me crazy when you see watch somebody watching although

There's so much work I feel like that's also the binge model in general that has sort of fucked with the artists and audiences relationship, which is just this concept of Media is meant to be consumed as fast and as large of a pile as possible and that makes you sort of forget that how many hundreds and thousands of hours of expertise go into making these things and so eventually you're just like more stuff more stuff. That's why I think 80s and 90s horror movies yes they were great but I think they're more romanticized because we rewatched them a hundred times.

Also think about how at the time period Jurassic Park was viewed as like summer schlock. Now we know that that movie is a classic of American cinema. I don't know, it was pretty huge when it came out. It was, but it was viewed as like there were Oscar movies and there were blockbusters. It was nominated for Oscars. But you know what I'm trying to say? Like, do you know what I'm saying? I think Jurassic Park 2, but I think you can't talk bad about Jurassic Park 1 like that.

People knew how good it was. I knew he's immediately got emotional. I'm so scared of him. Jurassic Park 1 is a very good movie. Everyone knew it. I'm not shitting on it. I'm not shitting. At the time, it wasn't.

But it wasn't branded as one. I'm just saying the concept of, there used to be, those were considered to be dumb shit genre films. Like even the, yes, those were a big deal, but they were not considered the big important fancy ass movies that were on Oscar caliber and the dramas and the tiny little drawing rooms.

You remember when the piano used to win all all the Oscars that shitty Holly Hunter movie yeah she's oh yeah or whatever she's something. Well did you know that Jurassic Park came out the same year Schindler's List? I know. So he ran the gamut that year. Rough year. Yeah but great for him. Yeah. But Schindler's List was a beautiful piece of this crazy piece of telling art probably gonna go down as Spielberg's best movie I don't know Jurassic Park's pretty great. Well I think Schindler's List I think Jaws is better than Jurassic Park. I think Jaws is better is his best movie I think Jaws is the greatest summer horror movie that ever was I could put it there

I'd also put Jaws somewhere in the thriller category Thriller it's an animal kill movie those are movies, but I view it as a I view that more as a thrill I think it's more of a thriller what about like grizzly do you consider that a thriller or a movie? or base thriller yes To me a true horror film is something It's very upset today. I don't know but this is crazy Horror film is something But that's for me Just our opinion in terms of animal based movies. I think well, it's a monster film. I'm so angry So upset and it's like we're not angry. Go to blockbuster video

What section is it gonna be in? I put it into the classic films category, action adventure. It's not going to be there though, you're gonna have to keep walking around and look for it, because it's in the horror section! I just digest simply, I just don't know. See, I view a traditional, capital-H horror film, film something that it's certain elements First example in a violent in a violent nature horror film just finished it fucking awesome. It's great their sequel coming Hey, but I do think that what they're yeah, we saw that announcement SDCC

But I think that what's interesting is we're it's this new thing that we're seeing in horror recently, which is the artified version of what you could call hacky genres within horror. And this could have been just a run of the mill slasher film. Cause slasher films. Well, is this a horror movie or an anti-fireman movie?

This is a horror film. Sometimes they are one and the same. I believe a horror film has a fantastical edge to it that is not in reality based. Like there's something about it that bumps it up to past drama, past thriller. I think a serial killer film largely would be considered a thriller. Long Legs teeters on the thriller horror because of the supernatural element. And Zodiac you think is like a thriller. Thriller. That's a thriller,

but also I dare say I feel that a horror is more based on the idea of like it's about the kills rather than about the story. The story. Okay. I really think about that in that way because like hereditary is at its core, I think Hereditary will be labeled that one of the biggest,

probably the best horror films of the 2000s. It's probably the best one I've seen in the last 10 years. That's so good. It edges up my top 10 films of all time, all the time. I watch Hereditary for fun. Yep. I love that movie, but there is something about that movie at the very base of it time, all the time. I watch Hereditary for fun. I love that movie. But there is something about that movie,

at the very base of it, is it's a horror because of the supernatural elements, but what elevates it is the fact that it's also a platinum tier drama. So you have the both. It's like what the exorcist nails. Well, that's a type of horror movie. Yes.

Is drama. Or the art, because then this is probably Vegging into edging into the art horror were like in a violent nature takes the slasher Tropes and plays it out in a very slow build But what I loved about it in a violent nature is that much like behind the mask Which is a great mockumentary slash horror movie that needs to come out, which is about basically, Behind the Mask is awesome. It's a mockumentary about a Jason Voorhees type killer and his like, preparing, it's like talking with this killer.

To find out how he prepares as he talks. Yes. He's funny. He's like funny in it. It's closer to Man Bites Dark. No, no, no. He's like a funny, he's like a normal guy. Oh, okay. That does this thing. But this story, like in a violent nature, I love that it's from the killer's perspective. Because you never see it from the killer's perspective. I think he's in almost every shot of the film. Yes. And it's a, I love that it's a stunt man's movie. Yes.

It's the Cain Hodder, right? Like Cain Hodder, what's like, when they developed Jason Voorhees, when they developed Mike Myers, they wanted it to have dread without a lot of lines because they just had Stuttman doing it. But they learned how to do it with their bodies. It's like this, it's a character creature acting thing that is such a niche world of fantastic performers that you never see. Like what's his name?

From Pan's Labyrinth, super skinny. I don't know. Oh yes, the skinny guy. The guy with the eyeball hands? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's eyeball hands, he's also the fish man. Oh he's great. Who's that guy, skinny guy?

I don't know, I never learned it. Can I be honest? I don't know. You know he's packing. Of course. Yeah. All those tall skinny guys are packing. Doug Jones, also from Hocus Pocus

Jones does look like a long dick dude Yeah, oh, yeah, you know But you have to get rid of the like, you know You'd have to get through the kissing of the corpse face, which I do feel that most of his fans would be definitely into Has a problem getting laid. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. There are many, many haunted girls that have sex with that man.

Yeah, dude. Women. Also, I mean, he, as a fish, he was fucking. He was, but I still think. Not as a gills. I'm a monster fucker. Did you guys not like Shape of Water? I think it was incredible.

No, no, no, I just don't want to bang Shape of Water. I just don't want to bang the fish man. I actually, I'm going to be honest. I fell don't want to bang the fish man. I actually I'm gonna be honest I fell asleep. You fell asleep. You gotta wake up. Well, you watch it again. I fell Michael Shannon's incredible I know he is great villain in that movie, but I did unfortunately fall asleep I'm looking at now Chris Nash who made in a violent nature These like this is a new young, like this guy, he was an actor turned director.

Okay. And what I, so, but how do we feel about this? Have you guys seen Ghost Story with Mara Reem? I refuse to watch it. Insanely enough, we were just talking about not that long ago watching it, I've never seen it. So my issue- That's on my review, where's the sheet?

I was worried it was too sad, and I wanted it to be scary, and I didn't want to be sad when I went to go see you with Natalie Natalie and I are both I'm both generous and Deeply fuck me the Rooney Mara. I'm deeply do I make my decision sharpen like a knife I cut him off, right? I don't like something I should laugh or walk out right if I don't like something all right a lot of times I don't give it you don't let it breathe sometimes. I know sometimes I go no out, right? If I don't like something. A lot of times I don't give it a shot. Yeah, you don't let it breathe. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I go, no! We went to go see a ghost story in the theater.

And we both hated it so much, we left. So quickly, we left. It was like a... I remember the moment we left. You walked out before it was over? Yes. This is the spoiler. Not for the end, of course. No. The spoiler is the reason why we left was the 10-minute long she eats the pie

Scene and we were like this is sexy. No, we all have to sit and watch this shit and act like oh Whoa, what a shit. It's just like she had to do this shameful thing It's cuz Rudy Morrow hasn't had more than a quinoa salad in her stomach for fucking shit Why are you taking this away? We'll have to watch her eat this pie. We're like, oh, she's grieving had more than a quinoa salad in her stomach for fucking 10, 15 years. She's hungry. Why are you taking this away from her? And so we all have to watch her eat this pie. We're like, oh, she's grieving. She's being like, I do that on a fucking Thursday.

You eat a whole pie on Thursday? I can. I can. I'm proud of you. I'm doing it on a fucking Thursday. I'm proud of you. Oh, she, I guess that's what it was. It's about the grief of watching from a ghost perspective,

watching someone grieve. You don't like sad movies though. But I'm getting more into sad movies. But my thing is, you got a ghost there dude. Play some tricks. If there's a ghost in a film with a sheet on. You want him to Beetlejuice it up? He does.

Sort of. Put like in a romantic way. Yes, people love the movie. A lot of people do like it. People love that movie But I think it's cuz and I'm saying this wrong. I'm not saying this to challenge you Rob I'm scared to be sad. I am scared to be sad, but I think that sometimes people are fooled by an artistic Interpretation of a story. I think something like skin and rank. I mean I'd rather puke on my own shit than watch

Sorry, I'd rather puke on my own shit than watch Skinner Maringk. We have friends that made it and I'm sorry. I love that you made it. I don't know that personally. And here's the thing, and I like Skrunk. I liked it. I like Skinner Maringk. Fucking come at me, bros. I know why you hate it, but I liked it. Skinner Maringk was the movie equivalent.

My dreams last night were more entertaining. It was the movie equivalent of putting four dice in a paper bag and just holding it in her arm. They were trying something. And I think that that was It's the movie equivalent. I don't even think they were trying anything. There was nothing to try. I think both of you just gave up.

I think you decided you didn't want to be- I watched the entire movie. I've watched it three times. Then why did you watch it three times? Because I needed to prove to myself it was bad. Because everybody was like, it's brilliant, you don't get it. It's out of focus. I tried to watch it three times and guess what? I also did it the third time

I did it the way I was quote-unquote supposed to do it I did this exactly with the subtitles on in a hotel room with the this is what they told us to do for skin I'm a rink put it on a laptop put a cover over you and the laptop and watch it in total darkness like a Who told you to do that? I read about this on the fucking internet Is that the only way a movie is good? It's not a good movie Eddie, exactly, you don't need to yell at me, yes I'm just mad, people talk about Skinny Rick, I yell

You get so mad It's all full of it Getting scrunk, getting scrunk Also they did the dedicated too before the movie even started It's cause they had to get it out of the good sam Yeah, cause they knew people would leave Scrum getting scrunk good people. So they did the dedicated to before the movie even started It's cuz they had to get it because they knew people would leave. Yes, but then did you guys see? But I didn't like it immaculate. No, I didn't I want to see it Okay, so this is another booby booby so okay

So big verdict some number one in a violent nature is the good version of a ghost story according to here last podcast on The left a good version of a ghost story. That's what we're saying. It's Friday the 13th It's good art horror good art. There's no slasher in Ghost story, but it's a horror film because there's a ghost in it ghost story is an answer movie It's a ghost story. It's a love story Like it Henry's pointing at me as if I'm on board with this, but I've not seen ghost story How do you feel about what lies beneath? Is that a horror movie or is it a thriller?

Thriller. Definitely a thriller. There's a ghost in it! So go fuck yourself! I would say it's a thriller cuss horror. Or a ghost story. It is definitely a ghost- I think that ghost stories can be in the middle in between of thrillers and horrors. Is Ghost Busters a horror movie? It's a comedy.

Yeah, that's right! It's a horror comedy. It's a comedy with horror elements. I guess so. But the reason why the original Ghostbusters works so well is because it's told straight. The whole point is that they are- That's better than them gay Ghostbusters because I watch that at night. I- honestly, I wish they were sucking and fucking.

God, I'd love it. But at least they do the work because Dan Aykroyd knows all of the actual Paranormal concepts and wrote it from the perspective of it's more of a play on blue-collar workers Like if you rewatch Ghostbusters understand it's making fun of this concept of blue-collar workers in an Intellectual space trying to nail this and then handling something that's way beyond them, you know, which I love I love that movie. That's why I like that movie So we have so for summer 2024 is though. It's more it's like a Jason or Michael Myers Yes, it's an old but it's an already version of it. It's a new guess. So the dialogue was still stupid

Yes, but they did it on it's a play up of it. Yeah No, I people smoking weed. There's no boobies though. No, which also again it was like But the kill we're doing a slasher with that's the thing. So in a violent nature great kills. Where's the tits? I think that we've grown past tits and harm It's not true there boobies other places again It's not true. They're boobies other places again I just all I see is her boobies. She's chesty, but she doesn't show no She doesn't show them but honestly real sexy because she's still like a wet nun That's when Bobbo Bobbo you see them like the big old nasties wet underneath

I know I am not saying anything about this movie other than the fact that it's the only film we'll talk about today in which the ending moments make up for the rest of the film. It makes the entire movie. See that's my problem with horror movies in general including long legs is the endings are usually horrible. I went to go see it again after watching the first time because the entire time was like, oh, I thought this was going to be good and I don't really like it as much because she's real easy to look at.

Oh, she's very... But she's got nothing going on. No, Scott, she's not. I don't know much about her. I just know that she's incredibly popular and has big boobs All I know is that what you need to know in terms of like the idea of sexuality driving performances I went to go see what was that Kristen Stewart? I saw that movie the love lies bleeding I watched that movie and I was like, this movie is liquid evil sex.

I love everything about this movie. But it's a crime thriller. Yes. Yeah, but it made me start working out. Like, watching that movie got me so turned on that I was like, should we all be working out? But there was something about it where it's like, see, this is sexy. So, why is this sexy? But then you have big boobied, wet ass nun Sydney Sweeney talking like a parrot to a bunch of people and I was like this is actually, this is not sensual. I do not find this sensual. She's supposed

to be playing this. She's a nun. Yeah she's a nun. No I thought it was sexual. I always think it's funny too when they have ladies like that play nuns. I know it's like oh she shouldn't. They even say it right up top. There he goes, you're too pretty to be a nun. Because they have to.

Yeah because she's way too hot to be a and then she's talking to try and fuck you. And she's talking to some other homely quote unquote, the homely nun. That's another super model. Just so hot. Like all these women have shaved legs, shaved, shaved, you know, like definitely not walking around with a Tom Selleck mustache. definitely not covered in muck from pulling water out of a bullshit ravine. You know what I mean? Like, that's all nuns are. They're big, musty, gross, like, mop women.

And meanwhile, it's all just played by models. That's what always takes me out. And that's kind of what I like, that's what I admire about Russell Crowe in his last two Exorcist films. Are they related to each other or are they separate? They are not only not related the Pope's exorcist and the exorcist can both be exorcism. The exorcism can both be entirely skipped. One is him playing. Also the last

exorcist movie could be entirely skipped. Entirely skipped. These guys are like but these two guys fucking so funny funny Russell Crowe playing the Pope's exorcist Super cool ultimate exorcist of all exorcists then he's in the exorcism He's playing a dumpy actor playing an exorcist in a film And it's just so funny to watch him try to play dumpy actor Russell Crowe because he's just playing himself It's just Russell Crowe and you have to you see these scenes with him trying to rehearse his lines Yeah, we're being like out damn you out Demon you will listen to me meanwhile

He's doing the same exact lines but for serious in the Pope's exorcist and he's bad at both I even went to go see Madame Webb in the movie theater and I still chose to not see either the Pope's exorcist or the exorcist. I completed more of Madame Webb than I did both the Pope's exorcist and the exorcist. I unfortunately though, we are sort of like, we are biased in our home because Natalie is not a Russell Crowe fan So I am a Russell Crowe fan. Oh man, you see unhinged. No, it's supposed to be good It's really good. It's really good. He does the Nick Cage thing where he'll do like these one good movie. Yeah He's he ain't getting any smaller. No

He's like they like they had him put on weight He didn't make him lose anything Interview did you not hear this he came for an interview being like I'm done taking care of myself. Yeah, he's literally just done with it That's great. I was like all right Like you know I'm not getting fit for these ships anymore I'm telling you characters or characters that you're just gonna have to not act like I'm I'm too large for this. He was like what's this what's cuz he did um my favorite was the Scorsese Oh when he did the Sorcerer's Apprentice. No that was Nick Cage. That was Nick Cage. How was that? I never watched that. It's a it's

Very funny. Yeah, cuz it's Nick Cage I know Disney is like trying to pretend like it doesn't exist. Nick Cage Just a little too out of shape to be playing a man who kills Evil sorcerers for a living. Mm-hmm, and it's very funny because it's him in a wig and Tight he makes armor look tight Do the same thing in these films and like that why I like it. But I like it. It's like he's decided he's doing this thing, but it is limiting his range as an actor, I think, in a way.

I don't think he cares anymore. No. No, no, no. But he was upset when they asked him about Gladiator 2, and he's just like, I'm never going to talk about this movie, because obviously, look at him. He wasn't asked to be a part of Gladiator 2. He's dead! That's the thing!

But I guess they expected him, I'm going to assume he wanted to do flashbacks, but again, that is not- He could never go back to being Maximus. How could he do a flashback? You're never gonna be Maximus ever again bro, sorry. You died when you were at your hottest. Yes, you are not gonna be looking like a younger version of Maximus. Sorry bro. Also gladiator 2 is- everyone's dead.

Everybody's dead everybody's dead yeah what's the point of that fucking movie I don't know I think it takes later does it or isn't the guy playing zap what do you mean from the American gladiators see that would be fun yeah if it turns out zap was the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of Maximus put him on a rhinosaurus was the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great--great--great------------------- They stole a lot from like from just till dawn Yes, but they were like bordello blood is fun and demon knight It's very similar to those movies. They even make jokes in it that like they are taking from other vampire franchises Can I ask though? I thought it was trash. I get what? Abigail. I thought it was a popcorn film. It's fun It's a throwaway film. I thought it was gonna be cooler than it was. The trailer was great. Can I ask?

What did you like about it? Hey, listen. I was stupid. But the beginning, when I asked. Yeah, it's supposed to be stupid. I'm asking a question to both of you. Okay, correct. I made Jackie upset.

Now, how do we feel about this constant need to be meta? Like this idea that each one of these films we've even brought up has had a knowing wink to the genre that they're in. And it's like at some point, when will the knowing winks be run out? Like Deadpool kind of ruined it. Well Deadpool and Wolverine,

but wasn't that sort of, I haven't seen it yet, but isn't that like, we're saying nothing about it. Apparently that's in the comments too, in the comics. But that's the point. Right, isn't that the point yet?

Deadpool is meta. But isn't the point of Deadpool and Wolverine like he's making fun of every single part of the Marvel lexicon, right? Which is awesome, but where do we go from here? Can every single movie constantly just be a commentary on the quote unquote genre of the movie that it's in? But I think that's why there are other movies that are trying to flip the script and that's why I only like movies that are trying something new and different.

Which is so hard to do because movies have been happening for 150 years. Which is why you think of Skrunk, you think of Skin and Meringue and why so many people hate it and I understand why you do. But it was trying something and there's going to be a lot of Flops they literally could have just like put the camera in a room and walked away and that would have been the whole movie Well, the thing is is that it's about how you pitch it, right? So I view like I'm gonna shoot the corner of the room and then nothing's gonna happen Then the phone's gonna ring you ever seen Cassavetes any Cassavetes films. Those are but there's a plot. Well, they're

There's dialogue at the time period too. It was a play upon Genre and it was a play upon Moviemaking on the whole and trying to create this sort of like hole in the wall fly in the wall It's sort of characteristic like especially like in the killing of a Chinese book Yeah, a couple of things where you're supposed to sort of like That's the artful way of doing it. Like there's an artful way and an intentional way of doing certain things that if you're constantly searching for novelty, you're eventually going to lose the aspect. I feel like on some level, if you're constantly being like, what's new, what's new, what's

new. But there's always new stories to be told. I just went to go see Oddity and I knew nothing about Oddity. I went in completely blind, didn't even see a trailer for it and I loved it. It was definitely, but here's the thing, it had the sprinklings of stories that of course horror movies that we are all familiar with, but it was doing it in its own way. And I liked what it did. Oddity is the person that made Caveat. I forget. Oh, I like Caveat. I forget the name. Oh, I like Caveat.

The psychic medium attempts to uncover the truth behind her sister's murder at the site of the crime. Damien McCarthy. So it is, it's just a creep. It's got a lot of creepy imagery a part of it. And again, not like retelling the game, but it was something that at least I saw that hit me and had good jump scares and Creeped me out in ways that I wasn't expecting His other movie is caveat. Did you see that? Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah

But all I knew is that he's an indie horror, dude And I know that's where independent film is fucking crushing it. Yes odd Audity was great. It creeped me the hell out. I think now is the time, I think people don't know 100% but we are, I think, I'm calling it, is we are entering another golden age of independent horror. Oh, yes. It happens in the 70s, it happened in the 90s, and it's just like, it's because of everything

that happened with the strikes, and like, the studios aren't making shit anymore, and so this independent films are gonna start coming in and that always leans on horror. Right now we are seeing a massive like change in the direction of a lot of these production companies. And I think that we're gonna see, it's gonna be, it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

But I think that we did just come, we already kind of came through a big golden age in the 2010s of independent horror That's where hereditary came from it follows like that that first wave of that like new new new Like art house horror and I think that we're watching it play out because we're watching it now start to get the attention of the main Line of Hollywood. Yeah, which um to be honest right now We shouldn't trust them because they've been fucking it all up And I don't know whether or not they are going to I I don't know if we're gonna I think that we're seeing 20 the

2030s I saw the TV it's gonna be like the 1970s again. You know what I mean right now We're watching we're in the middle of a really shitty I mean right now we're watching we're in the middle of a really shitty correction period Well, we're gonna see a bunch more massive failures while slowly but surely Because like we're not fully back as an independent cinema world until we've got popular independent dramas Independent comedies and independent other films outside of just horror. Horror is like a great way to make money But like right now it has to be across the board We got to take a $250 movie 250 million dollar movie and we got to figure out how to how do we break that back up into 20?

Fucking 25 million dollar movies. That's what it should be Well, also a lot of these movies everyone complains about running time and then every movie we go see that's 300 million dollars is two and a half hours minimum because they feel movie we go see that's three hundred million dollars is two and a half hours minimum because they feel Forced to make them that long because of how much money it takes to make bending on them the thing with Indiana Jones the most recent Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones five That I thought it was fine It's fine And but if you would have just it was three hours long pretty much if you would have taken an hour out of that movie much

Better felt everybody would have loved it more. Yeah, you would have saved a hundred million dollars theoretically for 300 million dollars to make Yeah, so what are they fucking do it? That's because it's Egos buddy. It doesn't need to be that long. That's just how this is. Bo's afraid needed to be that long I loved Bo's afraid. I could have watched three more hours of it. Bowers so good! I love Bowers Afraid. Did you see Quiet Place Day 1? I did. It was fine.

It was no, it wasn't fine. It was just, hey, let's go get to... It was pretty bad. Was it fine or cool? I did ads for it so I had to say it was fine. Yes, please, yes. We do have to say yes. Oh, I'm sorry. It was great. Live from North Bay.

I saw the TV glow is the one, the other indie one that I was that many our friend worked on all the visual aspects Really enjoyed it very interesting film I saw the TV glow from the creator of we're all going to the World's Fair which another one so very good it was also one of those ones that I Expected it to be like I don't know if I necessarily loved we're all going to the world's fair, but I liked that it was like, all right, well, it's certainly something different. It was something. It was very, very something different.

I saw the TV glow where it is. It's, it's surreal. It's a new thing. It's cerebral. It's a, it's like a different kind of horror. Yes, I liked it. It's a it's very atmospheric. It is very very interesting It's a lot of you know, we're getting practical effects back in a big way. Yeah other two movies I think the lookout for this year was again with stop-motion. Yeah, cause of that looks very cool Yes stop-motion animation and the other one Jackie that I sent to you and I forgot to mention up top But you must watch this. No, we'll get there. We'll get to Beatles you I haven't seen We I'm waiting on Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to see it. Yes. I mean I'm going to see it

Unfortunately as an elder millennial it has my money already Yeah, and so I'm going to go see it even though I'm so afraid like I'm literally gonna like I'm gonna eat three beta blockers I'm just gonna try to feel nothing choice I'm just gonna try to feel nothing while watching it so that I don't Feel the negative energies that I might feel so that's where I'm gonna try to protect myself against my own Just just watching it. I'm gonna protect myself Because it doesn't it's

not looking great you gotta give yourself over with the movie to see is the devil's bath bring it up devil's bath baby I don't know this one it's atmospheric it's fucked it's folk or I think I think it depends on I feel like if you love Hagazusa, you're gonna love the Devil's Bath. Such a funny idea. I understand. For the lovers of Hagazusa. Because I love Hagazusa. Both of us love Hagazusa. Oh it's a foreign film. Yes. Okay that's always a good sign. Set in 1750, you know it's a good year, babes. But it goes a- it goes real- I honestly, I love it. It goes- Give the bitch of what it's about. When you pitched it to me, I was just like,

Oh, I am there, explaining to me about, like, just the idea of back in the day, that they would- like, obviously everybody's life was horrible, but you couldn't kill yourself because then you'd be damned to hell. So they would have this roundabout way of killing themselves by committing an atrocious act and then going to the sheriff and saying, I did this, put me to death. And they kill you on the spot. But they will absolve you of your guilt before they put you to execution. So you will still go to heaven.

So it's like a roundabout way of killing yourself. That's why the Protestants never trust the Catholics. Because they can just go to confession and get on out. And then get on out, exactly. But this story is really interesting because it's both a horror film because there is horror in it and there's horror somewhat vaguely supernatural elements, but it's also an old timey true crime story because it's about this concept of this type of suicide. Seems like more of a drama than a horror.

But there's like, but it plays into this idea of what's wrong with this woman and it's mostly just, man you know what's scary? What happens inside a uterus? Yeah man, being a woman is scary. Especially 1750, not a lot of ladies were having a good time. It's definitely in the realm of the witch, so it is, and mid-summer. Okay, I'm in for that. But the Devil's Bath it's low it's slow-paced. You're gonna love it Eddie it is exactly what you like know what I liked about midsummer and Most violent violent nature all the daytime killings love the daytime I feel like I'm trying to think of any vaccine ones. Maxine, we all saw it together. We loved it.

I liked it a lot. As time goes on, I like it more and more. As time goes on, I like it more and more. It was super silly for sure, but in the ending, it was like, jump the shark. It was super silly for sure, but in the ending, it was like, jump the shark. It went more, it went thriller. Yeah, but I enjoyed the fucking hell out of it. Yeah, but I enjoyed the fucking hell out of it. I found Maxine to be really, really interesting because Ty West is, I love him as a director.

I found Maxine to be really, really interesting because Ty West is, I love him as a director. I think that Pearl was like truly one of his biggest artistic successes of all time. That was my least favorite of the three. Well, I can understand, but as a person who's like in Jackie's realm of the anything but bore me, I was like, that's something new. It's something new. I've never seen a story before like this. And it was interesting. Maxine shows, Ty West puts on his Brian DePalma hat

and tries to make a Brian DePalma film, but it kind of shows just how good Brian DePalma was. Like Maxine actually just made me wanna go back and watch a bunch more Brian DePalma, which I do and I loved Maxine for that. But you guys, if you haven't checked out, like there's a couple, there's one that was, The Fury. The Fury is a very, very interesting film that he did. The Fury is a psychic movie. It's a psychic

thriller that Brian De Palma did from back in the day. Oh cool. This with Kirk Douglas. You tell me you get her hands away from my daughter. I love Kirk Douglas. He also did Raising Kane. I love Raising Kane. Raising Kane is a movie. Brian DePalma is great. Casualties of war. I mean Scarface. Have you ever seen Sisters no sisters is weird. Yeah, I've seen sisters brothers, which I really like it's a way. Yeah, we're right here Eddie And also dress to kill one of the most interesting thrillers of all time. Oh, yes What do you guys think about? Alien Romulus, are you excited or not? Very excited the reason why I'm a fire horror Alien Romulus. Are you excited or not? Yes. Very excited. The reason why I'm a sci-fi horror.

Sci-fi horror. Sci-fi horror. But also this one is supposed to be at least what they're saying is that like they were shooting for as close to the original. That's what it looks like. The feel of the original. It's going horror. They're shooting for horror. The first one is definitely horror and it goes more sci-fi as the to me alien just watching that alien thing fuck that guy's throat every time Again like why I know I do wish there be less franchise reboots, but hey No, I love it. And I'll watch all the things. I've watched every one of the AVPs. I love them.

I didn't see the second AVP. It's all right. You know, it's fun. Those are my, like, I give a lot of allowances to those movies, because I just go for fun. I get that. I'm just mad there was humans in it. Yeah, it's like, we've, but you and I

have always talked about this, about how the idea of an AVP with no humans. No dialogue. That is exactly what we need Yeah, yeah Well, I also you you don't want the reboot kind of thing But I will say the first omen actually surprised me you like this I liked it more I will go it out like the omen franchise not my favorite Is a classic piece of horror cinema.

Yes, but the first Omen, I definitely went into it thinking like, oh, it's just gonna be just shit. And the fact that I actually enjoyed it was- I forgot it in the first Omen. It was better than I thought it was gonna be. The first Omen is not bad. Do I have to re-watch the original Omen? No, no.

Because it's been like 25 years. No, they flashback. There's like one scene of Gregory Peck and a weird thing where they go like it doesn't necessarily make sense because of the plot of no it doesn't don't think about it too hard don't think about it did y'all do Watchers I have you well I want to say the reason why I'm like let's be gentle on watchers because I feel bad when it's more Right, it's a new young director. I know it's a nice one daughter So it's a nephew baby situation from the worst dude. I see I I never got my tickets for traps

So I mean to I'm an M. Night Shyamalan Apologizer I'm an apologist. I think that I know it's bad I know it's bad and when he's he's just the one of the single most hit or miss Creators for me of all time because I love the visit. I loved trash Old I mean I refuse to watch It was like one of the last times I was like, he's not gonna get me again because that movie was so bad I was like rooting for the old people I'm always rooting for the old people. I always root for the bad guys my favorite fuck the bleeds But the watchers really like I thought though that maybe I was like I was hoping that all right and my child's daughter

Maybe she'll go completely in a different aspect like she's gonna try something completely new. I think he made most of that movie. He definitely made it. It's his movie. It seems like it's... Is the dialogue awful? Because then he made it. Oh my God, it's slow.

That's, M. Night Shyamalan is not great with the dialogue. He's awful at it. The main issue is that he's, like, they are writing it. It's all done by his production company. Wait, what was the name of the DJ and um, An old old. Oh, it's like like this is DJ Or something. Yeah, I forget what it was DJ. What was his name? midsize sedan

I loved Old Man. And then old! We would yell old at the screen every time. We were checking everything on the stand. We were all lit up. I'm literally going, they're getting old! Man, Glass was so bad. I was so mad. But I loved Split.

Split was fucking garbage. I loved Split. The Cloverfield Lane was the better version of Split. Loved Cloverfield Lane was the better version of split loved Cloverfield Lane Yeah, that movie was great split was shit The six sense probably sucks if you go back and watch it does actually it's not as bad as you would Expect it to be because I went back and rewatched it a couple years ago. I am excited to go see trap though I'm looking for yeah, buddy for because I watched the trailer for

Everyone I don't care. There's something about his movies. I don't mind it if I how do I put this I? Know you're almost wasting my time. Oh, yeah, I know that this is M. Night Shyamalan You know what it is honestly? It's what I know about the man the man makes movies because he is obsessed with making movies And he puts up his own money for all of his films so that nobody can tell him what to do with any of his movies Yes, does he? Oh, yeah, he's back now. He's pulling like that. Oh, it's a Hart netta-sans. It's ever since Oppenheimer.

He's a much better actor now, too. He's a much a man now. He's pulling like the... Oh, it's a heart and edescence. It's ever since Oppenheimer. He's a much better actor now, too. He is. He's a much better actor now. But there's something about these movies where I go... Is it sudden death, kind of? Yeah. I know that it's not great, but it's like... Just don't lie to me about it.

I like watching M. Night Shyamalan put his heart and soul in these movies. Do I believe he might need somebody to probably go help him edit? Edit. He needs an editor. But hey man, he's... A dialogue. Someone who does dialogue. That man's living the fucking dream and that's what I like about with that. Well, it's a highly stressful life that he leads. I appreciate the fact that he doesn't have to fuck him. There's no notes he's got to take. There's no final edit he needs someone else to have. Yeah, but how do you assume now that he's's so his daughter did watchers and then his other daughter is the the pop star Lead in trap so Eddie I don't know if you're familiar with what it's about

But it's like Josh Hartnett takes his daughter essentially to a Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, there's a killer at the concert in the trailer He's the killer. Yes, but the pop star is M Night Shyamalan's daughter, and she wrote an entire album of music to debut in this movie. Well that's kinda cool. It kinda makes me like M. Night Shyamalan even more. I think it's cute.

I think it's cute. But you hate Neppo babies. I don't hate Neppo babies. Oh okay, I thought you did. Henry hates Neppo babies. I think it's great. I think that Neppo babies are just, they they're just you're obsessed with Bronnie James Bronnie I'm obsessed with because of the what they're the way they are changing the entire rules of

basketball to put him on a team to play Probably half a season with his father and I'm gonna try to go get a ticket to go see which is gonna be like fucking And I'm gonna try to go get a ticket to go see which is gonna be like fucking Yeah, he got yeah, they got me I'm obsessed with a storyline But it's also more so like nepo babies in the entertainment industry They have to sometimes yes, it depends on the nepo baby it depends on what they're doing It depends on what they're doing. It depends on what they're doing. Depends on how hard they're working. See, like, Bronnie James is obviously not ready to be on the Lakers. And in basketball, it's easy to tell if you're not ready.

That's true. Because you're not gonna score on points. I'm ready, it's like, essentially like, somebody Mark is the size playing basketball. That he's just, they sort of allow. Going back to Trap, I love the suspense movies that take place in arenas.

And you can't get out of the arena, you know, and there's always that. There was a movie that came out. It was it was an underground, not underground, but just a straight to video action film called Final Score. That is that it came out like six or seven years ago starring Dave Batista, who's like my favorite. I love David. Yeah. And it's and he has to like fight.

There's a soccer match and they have he has to find the people who are trying to kill everyone at the soccer match. And it's a lot of fun. 69% nice. I think we've done it. Oh, before we go. How good does Nosferatu look? Oh my god. It looks like my favorite movie.

Like before it even comes out. Has he fucked up yet? One time yet? Not in my opinion. What else has he done? The Northman was great. My bachelor party. I love Northman.

I actually felt like the Northman got a bunch of hate for some reason. I thought it was fucking awesome. I love the Northman. Yeah, the Northman was great. How do you feel about, I was talking with someone else about Lily Rose depth in Nosferatu now She's perfect as a skinny. I think that she is because she's Mina or I don't know if she looks great I feel like she's got the face to be like from a different time in a traditional Yeah, then a traditional vampire story if there it looks like they're doing it this way

You want someone that looks sort of like a fainting like it's not meaner He like a little you know I mean like she needs you need something That's a cuz it's not no sir. Ah, too is the original story that Dracula stole So essentially like no sforat you came out before like it's this whole thing. No sforat. It was based on the OG Yeah, and I also love that willem de faux is in it because he played Nosferatu and was it a oh Which was great, but yeah No, no who else is in Nosferatu who has been one of my favorite guys lately is Aaron Taylor Johnson The kid from kick-ass. Oh, yeah, he's been doing really good. He is he's a great actor. Yeah, he's been doing really good

I really enjoy him And if I want it if I can throw a shout out to a non-harm movie to make sure everyone watches it as it comes He's doing really good. He is. He's a great actor. Yeah, he's been doing really good. I really enjoy him. And if I want to, if I can throw a shout out to a non-horror movie to make sure everyone watches it as it comes out, I've told both of you to go see it. Kill is probably the best action movie of the last decade. Can't wait. Can't wait to see it. It's fucking unbelievable.

I can't wait to see it. So we already got, honestly, while we did talk a lot of mess. It's Indian, not Korean. It's, I'm really excited to see this. Well we did talk a lot of mess. It's Indian, not Korean. I'm really excited to see this. Well, we did talk a lot of mess. I will say, I think that in the end, we're gonna show you all, right? Spend your money in the movie theater. Please go to the movie theater.

Go to the movie theater, get a Stubbs account. It doesn't cost that much. It's $23.99 a month. You can see up to three movies a week. We don't, I know we have nothing to do with Stubbs. No, I wish. Nothing to do with AM yet. We have nothing to do with stub. No, I wish AMC They're not giving us I'm stocking AMC and it's doing horrible. He's doing terrible because it's such a good deal Cuz it's literally such a good deal. Tell them it's such a good deal cuz I'm so worried. They're gonna take stubs away I don't know what I see every movie for free. There's so many people who just have it and don't go

That's where they make their money. Yes, and they when when we all we all go and buy like a $30 beer and so they're fine. Oh, yeah I don't care. This is in the door I'm just saying that it's that people work on these movies and they try really hard and Without you going to see him in the theaters until we figure out a way to properly show how you count the way people watch These things because that's what they're all seeing that's what all these production companies doing they're all fighting over how they decide they want to count how many people watch these things on the internet Netflix got its own numbers Amazon has its own numbers Apple has its own numbers and they just make it up they don't tell you so the

way we can directly help these people that are making movies is by spending the money in the theater to go see it. And so if you want, if you like movies, and I know that there's a lot of people, like obviously this is not for people that don't like, you know, big groups or whatever fucking bullshit, I get it. But it's like if you like them, go on and see these movies, put money in the hands of people to make the stuff that like what you like I went and saw sound of freedom three times last year. He loved it. Hell. Yeah They're even showing the Olympics at the movie theater So smart, I would love to see huge Olympics. I absolutely so go see in a violent nature go see long legs Go see violent nature. I had to buy on Apple. I did the same I went and buy because now it's not in theaters anymore, but devil's bath

You can definitely see the devil's bath get shutter knows everybody bring your parents to go see nose for out to this Christmas And scare the shit out of your mother. Yes, I also horror movies shudder. It is what is it 599 699? $5.99, $6.99 a month is another one of those. I should hook them to some. Oh, and then our buddy David does not watch Late Night with the Devil. Oh, God, Late Night with the Devil. You don't watch Late Night with the Devil. Dude, yes.

Another one that was like, it was, I had never seen that movie before, but it was like a, the inklings of other stories kind of put into one. So it wasn't like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? But I loved Late Night with the Devil. I gotta see it. So, and we just, if you go to our Patreon, you can hear an interview with us

and the directors of Mind, Body, Spirit. Which is also a really great, small, found footage movie that I absolutely love. Ooh, Mind, Body, Spirit? Yeah, it's great, Evil Yoga. Evil Yoga. Ooh, okay. That makes me think of Inner Violent Nature, but we don't need to bring that up.

Oh yeah, that's right! It's good, you've got great care we don't need to bring that up. Oh, yeah, that's right All right, so go out there You know go go live life mm-hmm I ain't go live live live every day knowing that there's another horror movie for you to see and love the fact that you can See it with your family or tell your family to go fuck themselves You can watch it alone the garage or your car you can bring the laptop out there You can watch it all in the garage. Or in your car. You can bring the laptop out there and you can watch it in your car. Just make sure the garage door is open.

And the car's not running. Don't do that. And if your pants are baggy enough, you can sneak in a jersey mic. That's the key. Or, like our buddies did, Our friend Adam Newman, they all went to go see the stupid Garfield movie and they all brought in lasagna. Yes. You'd be surprised what you could bring into a movie theater.

Make it your home. They don't stop you. All right. Honestly, it makes me think of the dude. And then you'll laugh your way to the back. Do you see the guy that was watching Love Lies Bleeding, that people took pictures of him because he had... Yes, the open pornography. The opening, open pornography, a bottle of fireball,

some joints, and he's passed out with his dick in his hand watching Love Lies Bleeding. I mean, you've got to watch pornography when these beautiful women are up on the screen They're acting. Yeah, what is wrong? I didn't I wouldn't need the porn. That's for damn sure. Well, everyone's different. Mm-hmm. Thank you guys Turn the patreon.com slash podcast on the left. You can watch us talk and perform go on twitch.tv Slash LPN TV and you can go and see that that is where we do our street Understand you it doesn't matter. And they are very good. They can't understand you.

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