Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Movie Stories II

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Henry and Eddie are joined by the insatiably lovely Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) to discuss all of their favorite (and least favorite) Horror Flicks in celebration of this year's "31 for 31". (BEWARE OF LIGHT SPOILERS)Last Podcast on the Left | LPN | Youtube | Twitch | Instagram | TikTok | X | [e-mail] Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to this is the last Blossom started side stories. Yes We don't normally do this directly after good put yeah, I like how yucky I feel I never thought Well, just cuz I consumed how was the deviled egg pudding? I wanted to die You know very quick death. You know what was really nice about it honestly. I feel like I want it. You would like it I just like it. We threw it out just some of the smell, but it was the smell was pretty horrific But it was just like honestly a more egg forward mayonnaise

Okay Which that sounds like a nightmare? See that's the thing and you think like oh, it's just gonna be like you're eating a bunch of mayonnaise Which don't get me wrong We all love to do but it is but like add a bunch of the taste of hard-boiled Eggs to it. It was awesome. Yeah, it's so she yeah, you're talking like you like deviled eggs It was essentially you could have take that pudding you could put it in the shell of a hard-boiled egg And it would taste just like a deviled egg

Yeah, and that makes me want to cry to death deviled eggs could have been an alternate title for Rosemary's, baby Cry to death deviled eggs could have been an alternate title for Rosemary's baby Film based joke is that all we're doing here today because I am NOT prepared today is intellectuals welcome to side stories I'm your host Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I'm smart I'm smart! Oh, you know when he dog bark and you know he's smart! I'm smart dog! I'm smart dog! He's got that dog in him. He's got that dog.

I'm scared of him. And we have our film correspondent, the tiny-headed, big-mouthed, Jackie Zabrowski. I've got a little head, I've got a big mouth. Tiny head, big mouth. You know, here's the thing. Henry's been telling me, and I'm not going to use the phrase gaslighting, but Henry's been telling me I have a small head my entire life. And then I went to get my head measured and I actually have a medium sized head.

Nice. I got a big one. Thank you. Yeah, you do have a big head. It's not a big head. No, it's not like too big. No, not you. I'm talking about her.

Oh yeah. It's a small head. It's a medium sized head. It's not like too big. No, not you I'm talking about her. Oh, yeah It's a normal sized head you got a small head you do have a little head. Yeah Yeah, that's why I'm not as famous as I should be. Yes, cuz everyone knows the famous people of gigantic head That is actually that is the truth Humphrey Bogart probably died younger than he should have because of the size of his head Humphrey Bogart probably died younger than he should have because of the size of his head to Caprio's got a huge head Jack Black's got a huge fucking head. He's got a huge noggin Brad Pitt's got a huge noggin Yeah, it is really tiny with Mike Myers. These are all dude. My car is a giant hell. Yeah, of course Yeah, ladies what's weird about ladies that they are all literally the size of Hot Pockets Yeah, every famous woman. I saw what's her name? What's her? Who's she's she pretty the

Kate Blanchett. No, she'll never let me near Kate Winslet. No not if she has several orders of cake Beckett sale also It's what's her name with the big wide eyes No, who's got the eyes at either side of her head that's no no Anya Emma Stone. No. Anya Taylor-Joy. That's the one. Oh yeah, she got a hammerhead shark head. She's very small. I know, but she's sexy. It's a sexy shark. But she's so tiny like, it's almost like when you see them in real life, they look like

little baby people. Yeah, but that's why I like her exaggerated features. I feel like that's what really seduces you. She does look like an emoji. That's why she's good on camera. So today's episode. Furiosa was cool. It was good.

It was good. I liked was good. It was good I like that. It was like a chapter surprisingly a fantastic term by Chris Helmsworth. I'm very he was very good And I want to see more I never thought I would say the words. I want to see more from him seriously I do not think that you would be good But today what we are doing because this is the spooky season is that we have been charged with the seminal holiday task of 31 for 31. That is 31 horror films for the 31 days of October. And we wanted to do a bit of a roundup of what we've seen.

Yeah, we haven't watched all of them yet. We have not watched them. It's still in the middle of the month. I'm so curious as to how you guys came up with your list because I follow a rubric every year where I have to like fulfill different topics and themes to help me make sure that my list is varied. I'm going to do that. It's pretty varied. It's pretty varied but I love what you did Jackie because Jackie does have each day is its own specific bracket like its own

specific horror which also shows how many subgenres are within many horror films You're just list off just list off a bunch Change some of them year to year So it goes like you know you can go through the different generations like 50s or earlier 60s 70s 80s But then there's sci-fi horror queer horror zombies a Wes Craven film For a Friday the 13th film any kind of scary kids Whether they are the bad ones or something bad happens to the kids and they gave you the movie them Yeah, sure, which is scary kids very scary kids. You know that the diner in

Nightmare now she for is called the Craven I'm sorry to interrupt no I Love factoids. It's one of my favorite- I love- man, bring back pop-up video. Pop-up video! But about everything. That's why I love Joe Bob Briggs. Pop-up movie! Yes! That's why I love Joe Bob! I mean, that's just me at home with my computer open while I watch a movie.

Which is usually what I do. I know, but that's the thing, but then I get- I get invested and I miss important shit today. No, cause you're making the producers pick and choose what they're gonna tell you about the facts. I was doing that I was watching Frankenhooker today And I started looking at my phone to see who the actors are and I almost missed the giant pile of tits You just never do that Frank never do that so much fun Frankenhooker's amazing. I've never seen it before But I know it's my last head and lauder movie. I think but one I haven't seen basket case three You've never seen bad. Have you seen bad biology? Yes, we watched it for Adam words his bachelor party. Oh, that's right

Yeah, that was a good bachelor party what excites me about the different topics though like for instance vampire I'm like I've seen all the vampire movies But then I looked into the newer That came out and there's one now I have not heard of it at all called humanist vampire seeking consenting suicidal person apparently it is a dark comedy About a vampire that is just trying to like ethically be a vampire. It's a bit really good It's a bit. It's a very indie film and a lot of times with indie films The only problem is that they just do stuff like they don't have any The only problem is that they just do stuff like they don't have any horror effects. Or they don't have the budget.

Yeah, they have no horror effects. But I'm okay with that though. I think it's fun sometimes when you're put into that box and you've got to figure it out. Blair Witch Project shows that you need $10,000 to make a fucking movie. Terrifier 2 was only made for $250,000. Terrifier 1, $35,000. Are we going out the gate talking about Terrifier because I watched all three terrifiers this week for the first time Just hold one second before we go into any of these. I just want to make sure up top because of how many?

screaming The angry emails we get about this topic is there is going to be some light Spoilerage throughout the rest of this episode. Yeah, it's going to be light. We're not gonna talk about terrified three VHS beyond we won't get to end we will not talk about that We will not talk about anything that came out this year Maybe Joker to we can talk about because we hate them and we talk about the new Salem's lot, too I haven't seen the new Salem's lot. I found most Not yet is I haven't seen it yet. I've not seen it cuz it's on my list on my list

Our list please it was on my list though alright So we are going to talk about what we've all seen now Maybe we can I think terrifiers a good thing to start with because terrifier one to me is an example of a great return to form of old-school a great return to form of old-school horror iconography now one thing about terrifier one is that it's definitely not complete and it is definitely uneven but the thing that stands out for me with terrifier one is obviously art the clown yeah why don't you think it's complete well just because it feels thin compared to what Terrifier 2

would then be called. Well there's no plot. Yes. But I like that there's no plot. I like that there's no, It's just chaos. That you have, there's no lore about the clown. Oh sure, but that's why I'm saying it's amazing

as a first chapter. Yes. I think that the fact that they went on to, I think that if it came out, Terrifier 1 came out and there was no sequel, we would eventually forget about that film. Yeah. But I think, Terrifier 1 came out and there was no sequel, we would eventually forget about that film. But I think that Terrifier 2, with the addition of the lore, the blowing out of the story, mixed with a little bit more money, Terrifier 2 is also the performer.

The guy who plays Art is arguably the best physical actor in horror right now outside of what the the super skinny guy? Dug Jones. Dug Jones. He is, David Howard Thornton is unbelievable. He is, I really didn't think I was going to like Terrifier at all. Terrifier 2 blew my mind again. I can't believe how much I enjoyed the first and the second one because I thought, beforehand I thought this was all torture porn. And again, torture porn is- It is, it is.

It's not torture though, it's mutilation. I think it's schlocky, big violence, and I think that's very different than torture porn. You know what, Jackie, I think that you're right because hostile, like when I don't like hostile. Hostile sucks. Yeah, I don't like hostile because- And I look like the the bad guy from hostile to and people yell at me in the street You do look like him and I'm sorry. Yeah, it's what are you gonna? Do you know I mean people yell at you?

What do you think? Good we find me I pay money for good every single time we go anywhere And there's a picture of a warthog if there's a picture of a fat bald man with a mustache We are it so it doesn't matter Yeah, and they go Why you think it's me? It's all take no time to us, but terrify your like it really like I Feel that we miss the horror icon and with terrifier 2 That's why I was like I realized watching it this time because we went and watched a double feature last night

Which is one of the first times I've seen one of those in a long time I had so much fun doing this with you guys. It was fun. It was a blast We were watching terrifier to one o'clock in the goddamn morning Yeah Because we watched terrifier 2 and terrifier 3 back to back but all of us the night before Separately had watched the original terrifier just to make sure we were locked in But it shows it how like I love that he set a bunch of Easter eggs and terrifier one that then developed in terrify. Yes. Yeah I don't know if he wrote that no air fire one or just figured he'd expand on it. He seemed like to me

Yeah, I want to say something about terrifier one. All right. I have a theory because I feel a low-budget filmmaking We've been a part of it plenty of time. Oh, all right So, you know the old you know the crazy lady in the basement of the of the house in terrifier one Yes with the with Emily the doll. Yes. I believe that that baby doll Was originally written as a baby and they couldn't afford it and they're like They're like fuck it make sure she's crazy. She's crazy. She's got a doll And they're like fuck it make sure she's crazy. She's crazy. She's got a doll She was a beautiful woman for how like insane and houseless she was supposed to be I was just like man She seems like she's doing okay. She was a good actor and but he openly says Damien Leon

like as I was reading about his Process was that it seemed like His whole thing was about capturing inspiring moments at the time. So he said like stuff with Art the Clown. Well there's one, I was just going to spoil it. I was talking about the terrifying three. The terrifying one we could spoil. We can't, but there was one example he used of talking with Art and being like, okay, let's do XYZ. They were doing a together, like an experimentation

of what we do with this character and how we react. And you would let him run wild and do stuff and then kind of like they would find and source the sequences as they went. Cause like one of the best parts about the movie. I think the reason why it transcends from torture porn into something else is was the The stripe of humor that runs throughout the entire thing that breaks attention

Yes, because you also heard movies the funniest I would but then I would say that the last 20 minutes of the third one is the most brutal of the entire series very the last 20 minutes The last 20 minutes I think you actually care at that point a little bit Maybe it was just because I was 5 hours in and I was desensitized by that point You know I didn't give a fuck But it's really, it gets pretty bleak at the end of Terrifier 3

But it's awesome because it does end on a cliffhanger I will say that Which is pretty crazy Now have you guys seen All Hollows Eve? Which is apparently where Art the Clown originally shows Different dude Is a different guy And he says matter of fact the original the makeup he wore in Terrifier 2 was based on the original guy Which is why it fit him weirdly for a long time

And now he got it all redone for three so it's more malleable The original Art the Clown in All hollows leave honestly was kind of fucking I Was not I'm not a huge fan of all hollows Eve. It's a bit Oh, I know what's next year's is definitely a Halloween very much so but I think it's I I just think it's uh is it as brutal No, cuz it's anthology series, so it's got stuff in there. I just find it. I love an anthology series It's very very Like it's very empty. Yeah, so it started with the Ninth Circle, which was the short film with art the clown So the makeup was a thing that's been traveling with Damien Leon throughout all of these projects

It didn't have like I'm assuming the same like mime work like they elevated it all the way up They probably just got a better actor with you also notice in terrifier one The comedy is way subtler Well, there's hardly any comedy anything that could be comedy in terrifier one is just upsetting because the only does a couple of laugh-stingers He kind of does a couple a little bit but largely he is a gruesome frightening clown But again why terrifier 2 It's climbing up the ranks of one of my favorite sequels I feel like it's very rare when you find that the direct sequel is better than the first one

Yeah, where it was like this is one say it's better, but I really also liked it a lot see I think it's way better I think it's way better I think it's better across the board I was more just shocked that I liked the first terrifier so much that you know when you go Into something thinking you're not gonna like it and then you're like when you're so happily surprised that I was like, oh my god I would definitely now I get I feel like in the past I didn't understand as someone that goes to a lot of horror cons with my husband who makes horror artwork I feel like there's so many people that have like tattoos. Yeah, check out Crudink

There's so many people have like tattoos. Yeah, check out Crudink. There's so many people that have like tattoos of Art the Clown and stuff like that. And I never really got that because it's like, you don't see as much with like, let's say a jigsaw or something. I don't think I want him on a t-shirt. I don't. I want Freddie on a t-shirt. I want Michael Myers on a t-shirt, Jason, maybe, but it's just too upsetting.

I think I will say is that I was hesitating this is so funny as a t-shirt hoarder and a person that also views my t-shirts as like my expressions of my stuff Yeah, this is the first time and I was sitting there at the middle of terrifier 3 I was like I think it's time I'm gonna get an art the clown shirt. Wow I was just like ready for it. He's entering into the lexicon. I'm gonna get an art the clown shirt One if they were selling but I was watching I was like this is he is legitimately Become a new favorite character of mine because of the that's why it was like

Terrifier 2 feels like Elm Street 3 and terrifier 3 feels like Elm Street 4 It's a very similar vibes vibes and they're very similar. I love the soundtrack I love the the entire atmosphere and there's just something about art the clown Just having a good time. Yeah Good he's just having a good time all of the stuff that he does is simply before his own enjoyment I know it's interesting is every scene is brutal, right? Every scene's brutal, but like, it's like a different style of horror every time, because one time it's like a horror comedy, and then it just goes to like fucking straight-up like sorority murder, and then it goes to like, you know, and it just like moves.

Yes, and Trey sends genres inside of the horror genre, which is really fun. It adds layers. It feels like he's creating you It's also one of the first times honestly that I've seen a final girl that I she was great felt that a monster No connection to her name real quick. Yeah, she was fantastic because also Kate Corcoran was in terrifier one After interviewing her and hang out with it. What was her name Lauren Lavera Lauren Lavera unbelievable job, but Kate Corcoran We interviewed her during the the pool party the LPM pool party I interviewed her she was very lovely and I didn't enjoy watching her get it I did not know how she died and I was very surprised. I will say I like Watching my friends get murdered on camera. I think it's fun

I think it's fun as hell because everybody that's ever been in those movies. They love getting killed although I don't know I know someone that was in one of those movies and said wow you were just naked and being hung from a place Yeah, quite some time. We did it. She's like that's one of those things It's a part of the the pain that you're supposed to feel of the whole thing. It's it's difficult, but it's difficult Yes, it's difficult to be physically difficult. Yes. It's difficult to be very, very good at. And Lauren Lavera is really killing this series. But I was sad because honestly what I, I texted you guys this morning, I genuinely had a bad dream

last night with the little girl clown that is in the terrapier too. That little girl clown creeped me the fuck out and I genuinely had a nightmare about it last night That little girl is so good! She's so good in it I did have fun with terrifier 3 and I like that it's... I always have a soft spot for a Christmas horror movie Oh me too! I think if I rewatch any of them it'll be terrifier 3

Yes Really? Yeah yeah Versus terrifier 3. Yes, really? Yeah. Yeah versus Again, I think here for two is like it's my favorite of them. It is just like if I can be honest Like I really enjoyed it. It's very good. It's a good horror movie. The story is actually good. It's good It's just hard to watch it is bodies get ripped apart like that. Yeah. Oh, yeah It is shy away from showing you anything I like to watch bodies get ripped apart like that. Yeah. Oh yeah. It is just like they don't shy away from showing you anything. That's why I like it.

And it's just like, okay, we're just gonna take the jaw off the face. But I also laugh. And yet though he's not a bum. And he did such a good job, we were sitting in the last row. I don't think it was a couple of times when he was here and we were like, ah, ah, ah. And I was like, like Eddie you're so strong

Yeah, but like I've watched horror movies my entire life, you know, it's not like it's new to me This is just it's just so brutal. No, but again, I like that. He's not above just pulling out a gun I think that's also fun. That flipped me out. I was so surprised. I've never seen a slasher fucking just all of a sudden That's the best part, but I was like that's what he's an equal opportunity killer. He's a again He is a chaos agent who reminds me of Freddy Krueger And I also say thank you for not brutally showing children being murdered as someone that that does actually kind of make me nauseous I know not like the other girls. I know holding back on killing children Watching children get killed on film and I think that it's fun when you show that art the clown is does not give a fuck

And it's like because what I also love is that was my favorite part in looper when he fucking killed that kid. Oh, yeah Part in Looper when he fucking killed that kid. Oh, yeah Fire three apparently finally got a chance for him to get some huge huge budgets And there's an opening sequence of terrifier 3 that apparently Me everyone say no Everybody's and I was just like when I watched it. I was like this is my film Terrifier 3 and terrifier 2 terrifier three more than terrifier to, I felt like there was stuff that they had to leave out in order to release the film, which in which one in terrifier three, I feel like there was full scenes removed. Nobody fully independently.

Really? Completely independently. That man's free. Damien Leone for the MPAA. What is that rated NC 17? It's rated R right? What is it? It might be rated. It might be unrated. Oh I don't know Not rated. Yeah That's what's fucking awesome is that they got to do whatever they want to do that I honestly didn't I never thought just don't get certain support He can't he probably can't go get it nominated for things, but then that's whatever He doesn't fucking give a shit. Yeah, he's not looking to get it nominated

But we have to that says we're like I will defend this to my deathbed Which is what he does right is the fact that he goes so over over over the top because I do think that there is like Natalie and I talk about like one of our main issues with essentially torture porn is when it's realistic and not entertaining when it literally is just Torturing someone in a realistic fashion and it's just crying and screaming and there's nothing else going on When he grabs somebody because the things you realize it's all supernatural violence There are things that you're doing that humans can't do. Even in Terrifier 1, we talked about how when they do that very famous kill of Kate where

they hang her upside down naked and split her in half, where it's like, that is ludicrous. And so on that level, while it's a horrific sight, it's also so, so over the top. You're just like, it really, it's art. The clown. Come on. Fuck you. Yeah, just like it really it's it's more it's art the clown Like can we talk about that scene for two seconds from terrifier one? Yeah, sure Yeah, cuz it's old enough now. Yeah, you know like so she was hung up step down and cut vagina first in half with a

with a chainsaw not a That's right, I honestly felt like It was too quick. Well, I was taking more that would take like 20 minutes But that's why I explained to you is that that's why it's okay It's because legitimately they split the person in half quickly to show you how impossible it would be it It's not in any way realistic. You know what I mean? It is not, it could not happen that way. The way it is happening is like it's entirely essentially comical. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. We're watching

it. We're looking at a fire one. You can really see how much worse the makeup is too. Right? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Well, then you think about, they got more money. I'm going to say a, a scene that I'm going to assume is like an homage to this scene that happens in terrifier 3 yeah I'm tell definitely the difference then because of all the closer up shots of the sawing motions Through the body part that it was sawing through Damien leone does the makeup he does it all really yeah helping three yeah three he in three. He had help in three. In three, he had help. Okay, yeah, but that's so impressive to me. Well, that's the reason why I believe two took four years

to make. No. Yeah, it took like 2018. I don't think it came out until. And people were complaining because it was too long, but as someone that watched it late at night, I didn't think it was, I thought it ripped by. Apparently it took about, I think it could have been no movie unless it is look there is I now realize

That this is where I'm at. I'm at is that if it is not Peter Jackson's original Lord of the Rings uncut It does not need to be longer than two hours. Why the first terrifier is so perfect Yes, that's one 90 minutes. Yeah, but that's why terrifier three is is got my vote more because it's not two and a half hours long terrifier Two is two hours and two minutes Are we mad that they left Halloween and moved to Christmas without even explaining themselves? No Thanksgiving? No, not a moment of Thanksgiving. Absolutely not. I love I love Love that they went to Christmas, please. I love that he just went to, ah. I just love Christmas horror movies.

But why not make it come out in December? Because then this is how, this is how they make their money. Because then you're gonna watch it now and you're gonna watch it again in December. I'm gonna rent it again for Christmas. Oh yeah. We're a show in the backyard. Oh yeah.

Do you think there's ever a world where they would, they would do a terrifier maze because the terrifier is like Oh, yeah, it must be universal would have to like sign off on it. Well or Or they'd have to be surprised a lot of money Yeah, they rent the character because in to like they spend time in a clown haunted house I know they must have used one. It looked like they use one that was already existing Yeah, just went to a great clown haunted house over at the Queen Harbor the Scary ship and they have a really good big top

Haunt that you can walk through and it's a bunch of like, you know, I feel like your brain is, you know Intersperse between am I attracted to these scary clowns? It was also just really good. Oh, yeah Well, all right, let's see so now we've been talking about them for a while the term is for instance I for body horror this year. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I've never seen Tetsuo and I'm so excited That's why you're going to be Under well, oh really no I was excited

horrifying it's really gross I haven't seen it since college the Iron Man yeah, I haven't seen it since college It's a really good old-fashioned everybody gets freaked out. It's a guy's turning into metal It is it makes me think of Teton remember Teton. Oh Teton was good But this week I liked it a lot, and I think that it's very it's it's an art film. Okay. All right I'll give it no closer to an art in there. I'm so sorry fire You know what I would say that was I forgot just how truly powerful it was it's freaks Oh, yeah, it's good film And when we watch so we watched in the backyard up on the projector screen and on that scale

It's so good and you kind of forget that the point of view of the movie is Really about so those of you don't know it is about a strong man and a new I believe It's like it's something like somebody does the trapeze like the trees are they essentially go to scam out? Like the trees are they essentially go to scam out one of the lead little people that are the group of these These people that work at a sideshow these freaks so called 94 years old by the way. It's from 1932. Yeah, and the movie has an Undeniable atmosphere of real dread it was done by Todd Browning who also did Dracula Okay, and it is a it's a wonderful movie, but one of my favorite things is sort of like

It's but it's kind of about how they're equal to everybody else Yeah, like we're supposed to be quote-unquote terrified of the freaks But actually the freaks are extremely loyal family and know what they are which is why we like I think it's a precursor. Like The Fast and the Furious? Yes, very similar. I feel like it's also why we like things like the Firefly Family from Rob Zombie films and why we like. They're loyal to each other. They're loyal to each other.

Yeah, very much children. They have something with this, like they love each other, there's a heart there and there's something about freaks about how, especially the guy that plays Hans, Harry Earls, when he's this little, little person, and his way, he does that little statement where he's just like, just because I am small

does not mean that I am not a man. And he says this very powerful, he is this powerful little man. And the revenge they get is wonderful. But it was also supposed to be far more graphic. Originally, the strong man was so if those of you so spoiler Freak skill them. Yeah, right. They turn well, they turn the lady They turn the grand dame Cleopatra into a duck woman. They cut her legs and arms off

They it's a one of probably at the time killing her or giving her a better life. You give me hashtag duck life, you know, and so they The end of the movie it leaves on this this picture of the duck woman Which at the time apparently like people would run screaming under the theater. Yeah, right, and it's awesome. It's even now haunting It's kind of silly, but it's also haunting. Yeah, but apparently originally You saw them in their stills The movie is 65 minutes long It was originally 90 minutes long the freaks this movie was because of the nature of the movie and just straight up there were two Realness of having people with actual I mean they barely have sound in movies at this point. Yes

Like this was less than 10 years old extremely intense It's on my list of 1950s or earlier because I've never seen it before it's great to check it out It's great. It does hold up and you do recommend Hell yeah, I've never seen it before and I loved it. Yeah, that's great But the very end the freaks rise up and they get their revenge But in the original cut they had a cut 30 minutes because this movie is what created the rating system in the United States of America for film Like this car the Hayes code all this stuff was made after this movie came out of the terrifier told shove it up It's kind of amazing that it's almost like from Freaks to terrifier 3

It's almost a hundred years yeah, and Freaks is got that but the original ending was that the, apparently you watch them power, overpower the strong man, which you do see, but then they cut off his dick and balls. And then he, in the end, you, and then they show you mutilating, apparently originally they mutilated her on camera. Jesus. And then originally the ending was him singing castrato in a

This sort of like weird side circus, and then you see her as the duck woman wow Which I've never seen real castratos Did you look at it? I think it's a real thing. Yeah, cuz trotters are real. Oh, yeah, I was real Yeah, yeah, I do believe there is one piece of evidence of castratos Still singing yeah, I know eunuchs exist, but they're not necessarily castrato knows a eunuch is once a castrato is a eunuch that can go me me me me me me me

Is a eunuch that can go me me me me me me me me I guess am I being what happened to you? Yeah, here we go. I got this right here mark I hear here a modern castrato not falsetto It's a dude. It's a dude. Hell yeah. No balls. Sounds great. Sounds great. I bet though, I'm gonna say, it probably sounded great before.

Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna say, the same thing for the lead singer of Boston? You know what I love is these sign-mits here. All his comments are my favorite. I've learned so much just from the video and from reading the comments. Wow, his voice is so, so beautiful. Such a lovely case of turning something many would deem imperfect into an advantage.

Incredibly admirable. I would say one thing about the 31 for 31, that I understand that we had to present our list to the fan base and stuff But I would have liked to build my list as you go Yeah, because now I feel like I'm stuck to this fucking list when there's so many other movies. I'm excited for Spaces I always leave a couple of wild card spaces so that I can just add in whatever as I go along Yes, another comment on the castrato voice.

I see why they did such a practice now. The voice quality is unlike anything else that I've heard before. Oh, thank you. It's just sad the amount of boys who were castrated annually for this. See, I just think it's actually, you know. Mangala, this from Mangala Too Cool.

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! I just feel like the 31 for 31 is kinda nice because it takes away the pressure of having to choose what you're gonna watch. Yeah.

Because then it's just like, from this list, you gotta take something from this list. Thank you for sharing, he has such a beautiful and rich voice. You know what? You're lost in castrato world over here. I will say that I've watched a good amount of movies now and I've only

Disliked one of them. What was the one you disliked the first hatchet? See that's so funny cuz I put dog shit. I put hatchet on there We actually probably got people longer connected to it, which is fine But I told Eddie I put hatchet in there cuz I thought you might catch it Oh well hatchet two is a whole nother story It is the first hatchet is just tough to watch Adam Comedy fan as like someone who writes comedy and loves horror comedy being in a sketch group from very I don't love horror comedy, so I think that's why I haven't checked this out But you got to be good at the comedy as well as the horror

Yeah, let's do it hatchet silly, but I would, when you get to Hatchet 2, tell me what you think. I'm excited for Hatchet 2. I've heard nothing but good things about Hatchet 2, and I didn't wanna watch it until I saw Hatchet 1. Well, I really like you to do, cause like, I just figured you'd really like Hatchet. Yeah, also.

I'm pretty sure you really like it, so try the sequels. I mean, I don't have a choice. No. Now, I will say a horror comedy I think that we all enjoy is Frankenhooker, though. I watched that this morning. Frank and Hooker is a fucking classic. I had never seen it before.

I pulled it because it was on y'all's list. And I had, because again, I'm not always that big into horror comedy. It's not Peacock if you wanna watch it. It is so much fun. It is an hour and 20 minutes. And it is just, it's tight, it's silly, it's gory. I love it. So it's like it's rude. Oh, yeah. It's a rude film. Oh, yeah. It's old school. It's very, very old school. But I think

that it holds up. I think that even now in our more enlightened age. I mean, if you get upset about the use of the word hooker, it's not the movie for you. But it's not making it's a genre of flicks. It's whatever exploitation, you know, like what are we going to do? It's made in 1990. I don't die movie for you, but I make it's a genre Exploitation you know like what is made in 1990 you know it's not and it's clearly a comedy It's also an awesome name, and you should be so lucky to call yourself for Frank and Hooker Yeah, all right because that's what I think I think you love to be one own it because also she's beautiful also I watched Bride of Frankenstein this week See I also was really excited for you to see break Bride of Frankenstein because it's a gay allegory. I don't see it.

That's why you were excited for him? I don't think it's a gay allegory. How? It is. He wanted the woman. He was being forced to be with her. He wasn't being forced. He's sexless.

He wanted the woman. He was excited when she shot him down. He killed everybody. So you're saying that he was forced to be sis and this is the like his biggest problem Also, she's not even in the fucking movie. That's cuz it's an old school. Sorry I'm yelling. He's Eddie's angry today So she's not even in the movie. He always gets angry when it's the two of us talking about movies And I don't know why I like to yell about it. I just miss you guys I know

We're never yelling. I'm not actually upset. I'm just yelling. Yeah, I just miss you guys I'm just yelling yeah, I know Triggered all right sometimes we get triggered Eddie we have a bright Frankenstein was good But it's basically Frankenstein the first movie and then at the very end. There's a chick Yeah, it's fucking point. Hey, you read. Oh, yeah, man in the decades since its release, modern film scholars such as myself have noted the possible gay interpretation of the film. Possible. Director James Whale was openly gay in some of the actors in the cast, including Ernest Thessica, and according to rumor, Colin Clive were respectively gay or bisexual.

So great. I'm glad everyone was gay. Although James Curtis, Whale's biographer, rejects the notion that Whale would have identified with the monster from a homosexual perspective Scholars have perceived a gay subtext suffused throughout the film especially a camp sensibility Particularly embodied in the character of Pretorius and his really with Pretorius is gay He's just he doesn't know where to sit. Whoa. Well, who cares about him? He's a fucking bad guy He is we talk about Frankenstein and the bride of Frankenstein

Yes, the monster monster whose effect is for the male hermit and the female bride He discusses with identical language friend has been interpreted as sexually unsettled and bisexual He's just chilling with the blind guy Is a goddess by the way he's pure Frankenstein's monster is pure is he was just a child That's how I view him as he was talking too much in this one, too He is more talkative in this one. I think that bride of Frankenstein is my favorite of the Frankenstein films I would like to see whatever the return of bride of Frankenstein when we actually see her kick some ass

That's what I was there for it's not not about kicking ass. It's about the love. Allegory about sexuality. Allegory. The only love that exists in this film is with Dr. Frankenstein and his soon-to-be wife. Indeed. Frankenstein's relationship with their hermit has been interpreted as a same-sex marriage

that heterosexual society will not tolerate. No mistake, this is a marriage and a viable one. But Whale reminds us quicklyosexual society will not tolerate. No mistake, this is a marriage, and a viable one. But Whale reminds us quickly that society does not approve. The monster, the outsider, was driven from this scene of domestic pleasure by two gun-tooting rubes who happened upon this startling alliance and quickly, instinctively, proceeded to destroy it. But he's saying it with the ascento, Eddie. I don't know if that's selling it harder. The creation of the bride scene scene according to cultural critic Gary Morris

It continues his Wales reminders of the audience his Hollywood bosses pears and everyone watching of the Majesty I'm powerful of the homosexual creator also. Did you see that? Oscar Isaac yeah, it's a new it's a new Frankenstein. Yeah Who's the monster somebody somebody like handsome Oscar Isaac. No, he's the doctor Oh, he is. Oh Jacob Elordi is Jacob Elordi Frankenstein. I'm so Jacob Elordi He's the big he's big old boy the one from salt burn big He's a very good he did the That hot I hate this you just hate you hate when pretty people

Should be the doctor he's not being somebody he should be notorious now. He's yelling yeah No, I'm yelling. I just I feel like every this is why ugly, I wanted to be you're just angry you were never gonna be Frankenstein No, I don't you were never gonna be Frankenstein Henry. No I don't- You were never gonna be Frankenstein. The girl was. He's short. This is called ad hominem attacks. This is not about me.

Alright, this is about ugly- I'm talking about uglier, bigger people. This is- you should've been played by- you know who should've played this? Luka Donchik. Luka Don- or you know, who I really would've liked to see do it is Batista. Yeah, but he's not tall enough. Yeah, he's so thick. He's like my size. You really don't need anyone who could speak to do this.

This is what I'm saying, Jackie. Yeah, I understand. He doesn't need to be Jacob Elordi. You're going to cover him in makeup. You need a big old boy. No. No. That's all he's doing.

Fire. Yeah, that's why Rob Zombie has Tyler Mane. We just watched the Rob Zombie's Halloween 2007. God, I love it. And everyone told me it was horrible. It's so good. Everyone's like, it's so bad. It's so bad. Halloween 2 is actually my favorite. I we just watched the Rob Zombie's Halloween 2007 Everyone's like it's so bad. It's actually my favorite. I you know, I went into it being like, okay this Rob Zombie's Halloween We're not gonna enjoy it, but I've never seen it. So and we need some good. It's great I actually really enjoyed it and I understand the issue that a lot of people don't like that They added in a back story to Michael Myers rather than him just also more just like the pure evil that he

Like that they're all Goth and shit to that Everyone to say like everyone being pure and then Michael coming and killing the pure evil You know like that's why I get it but like I love it Yes, I like what Rob Zombie did to it and I know that a lot of people like oh my god How he writes women and so it's like yeah, that's like the thing though. It's funny. It's a trashy horror movie Specifically writing it in that style. He's going off of old grindhouse films. It is specifically to it's exactly It's grind house rather than slasher and again. Those are two different sometimes genres But also I think that Damon Leon is taking quite a bit from Rob zombies directing style

Absolutely what I have love that's why yes what I love about Rob zombies films and again. We're we're Rob zombie apologist I was always been this way Most people dislike it a lot of people don't like it well But I think there's something about he's made some shit movie sure yeah, I really has I'm not saying in there His last batch has been rough his last specimen rough But the that but I want them all with Damien Leone has done is realize like they're extremely good at Rob Zombie tone shifts awesomely like he does this great thing especially in the devil's rejects world in that like world where he portrays That movie is almost unwatchable and then the rest of it's a comedy. I love it

I absolutely love the devil's rejects is probably top five horror films one of my favorite horror movies and the but the thing about is the the way he portrays the innocent is Funny because he obviously and like he shows contempt for the innocent wait to kill them Yeah shows contempt for the innocent which is for us as a viewer. I Love I love as a truly morbid person like no God terrify your three But terrify your three, but actually it's a moment It actually had more good stuff

It wasn't that else super beast was unwatchable and watchable 31 Yes, yeah. Yes, but the rest of them are fine. And then the new one the new they're the sequel the third Devils rejects was oh my god, but I just feel bad because Sid Hague said they why did they drag him there? I guess he did something to do. We're just trying literally according to Rob's on me They were just trying to get him on film one last one last time So that was the whole get someone out of the house Because also said Hague was supposed to be the guy that replaced him and he was not supposed to he was supposed to be In the entire movie. Yeah, and then he got replaced so the whole thing got changed so that I can understand but three from hell

Damon Leon does it so well, especially in terrifier 3 because like you know spoilers But you get the whole thing like all of the Sentimentality like he does this thing where the music kicks in and it's like emotional and it's like a good drama scene like he's made these like a couple things like a good old-fashioned like that's a like Beautiful family reminds me of Elm Street reminds me of a thing of we're Karen you are making me like about these people I'm watching all of these tremendously lovely people that I know that are all gonna be fucking tortured And I'm so excited for it. Yeah as a viewer. I'm Can't wait and that's what it is

It's almost like when he when Rob Zombie does it when Damon Leon does it it's almost like you know Yeah, they say you put a little salt on the watermelon Yeah, and that's what makes taste good. Oh god. He put this just reminded me of a scene from terrifier, too Oh, yeah, take the watermelon you put it in the ocean and eat it that way. That's a good trick You want I got a fun? Tell us the Sennheg story so I'm at Montreal Comedy Festival doing warm-up for roast battle the TV show and There's a lot of celebrities in the audience. It's like full, like like half of the X-Men are there because they were filming in the time. It was like crazy. And then as I'm warming up, you know,

you're calling them out and shit like that. I see fucking Sid Hague in the audience. And I was like, Whoa, I was like, that's the celebrity I want to meet fucking Sid Hague. And I was like, give it up for Sid. Hey everybody. You know, like blowing up a spot and shit. And it wasn't him. It was just some ugly dude. Well, at least you're roasted him real good. It does help. It's like, at least I look like somebody. It's like, you know, but no one, it knows the fucks in Hague is He was like a memory he's very nice though my husband I'm in me. I know I know he's dead now. He was a knee was nice when he was alive is what I'm saying now

He's cold Yeah for the world. Oh, yeah, but Bride of Frankenstein It was good. It was fine. But like what I did of their classic we have a classic section. Yes, and I also watched American werewolf in London, which I figured you'd love I've seen it before But I never finished it because it's so slow and I always watched it when I was super young I think I've always fallen asleep while watching and So make it so yeah Yeah, I loved American werewolf in London, it's funny. It's like got a great story and character development I can't you everyone should just go out and make sure they watch that on the 30

Yeah, also that I do have a correction. I was wrong on the title of the film that I had entered into Oh, yes, I need this I need this I have read done it because I realized it was not the film that I thought it was I'm a moron. I've changed it. I'm gonna change it officially. We'll put it onto socials Well, I will say with her 32 movies on our 31. I forgot I forgot. Yeah, you could just Just take it off The house Just take it off. I can just take it off, but I'm adding the house October built which I also think is an extremely because I added old found footage section because I'm a bitch for fucking found footage Beyond bro. I'm gonna see it. I haven't seen it yet. I've been waiting the houses October built is Oh, you added it to the list I did it's extremely scary. I think it's really good. Is it I really like it

I also forgot how much I love the original VHS the original VHS is great But again VHS beyond I because I feel like the last couple of VHS's were not you know with I'm excited for the first one the best part about anthology movies is that like well if it switches it up Yeah, like you might you'll probably like the next one And I've liked at least two in every single VHS I saw the wedding scene in VHS too, and that was pretty fucking cool It's great But also that one has the best binding glue of all of them the VHS

The original is a really good binding glue in terms of the runner bit the theme the theme bit is good That's why I like VHS beyond because I didn't know anything about it We just popped it on I didn't realize it was all alien stories, and I did not know it was all alien Alien stories and God Jeff knew the name of the dude that is the through line like apparently he's this you're gonna know who he is It's some big alien dude that does these like interstitials in between but what I like is that every alien is very different in every It's all they're getting better at Making these Justin Long makes a really fun one. It's stuff that you don't

And I really enjoyed it. Well, it's the free, you know, I really like the first one But also I put another one of my truly favorite found footage movies on here Lake Mungo Yeah, like mungo is fun. You ever seen it? Oh, yeah, we did it last year gotten to it yet. Lake Mungo is got Twin Peaks vibes. Okay, it's very good. All right, good. David scally That we could be very scally. I'm very excited for that You know what going back to the anthology horror movies that I like the ones from the 90s There's two in particular that I watched a bunch growing up that I wish that I need now I want to rewatch them tales of terror. No, but tales from the hood. Yeah By body bags is great. It's on shutter. Oh is it I don't have shutter. It's great. It's worth it

I'll always have been chilling for shutter for forever, but Tales from the hood is my favorite July 4th horror movie Now I don't know what it is. There's something about that movie. I've watched it on July 4th almost Sounds great, too, by the way, it's great. There's something about this movie that makes me think of the sins of America That it is just great and yeah, except for the one time man. I will say though It's movie two It's one issue about me choosing the movie is that I have to remember because it's like sometimes I'll choose a movie

And I'll be like everybody's gonna love this and like we did something we had tip people have over I was like a throw There was like a surround a movie, and I was like tales from the hood I didn't put it on and everyone was sad. Yeah People get really sad with this movie too, but I was like, but it's got the Penny in it. Yeah Which is still one of my favorite side characters of all time that I missed from the 90s as well little penny Yeah, you remember a little penny. Oh, yeah I was an Orlando Magic fan and Anthony Hardaway Oh, yeah, I remember I was an Orlando Magic fan and Anthony Hardaway. Oh, yeah Now that's why they're just certain movies that I love to throw on that are completely mindless now

This is my first time going through the so every year we add on a new Friday the 13th And I'm gonna be real with you two years ago. I had never seen the original Friday 13th So every year we watch the next one. So last we watched the second one this year. We watched the third one You know, it watch the next one so last we watched the second one this year. We watched the third one You know it's the worst one Yeah, it really wasn't as bad as I thought it was I guess because everyone told me it was the worst one Then you were preparing. He's not even in it. Yeah. No he isn't it He's in this one. This is where he gets the mask. Oh that it's for he's not in yes This is the one no

This is the one where he acted like he gets the mask for Oh, then it's four he's not in. Yes, this is the one where he gets the mask for the first time rather than just wearing it. So I never realized the origin of the mask. Yeah, there's two movies, no mask. And I really, because this is my first time going through this series, I really thought that, oh, by the time he gets to the third one, it's gonna be a real stinko, stinko, stinko.

And sure, it's mindless. It's not reinventing the Friday the 13th Genre. No wait till you get to 7. 7's badass. But I'm excited to go on the journey of like as it goes up and down through time when they're like yeah make another one. I guess put another one on.

And sometimes I was like I will say and this is probably where I get the most flack is that I think the Friday the 13th is my least favorite of the bit top., because it's clearly a knockoff. Yeah, it's clearly a knockoff And a being I like what he got to I like the later on ones Yeah, but it's like one day I'll come back to it cuz it's funny because it's both Natalie and I's least favorite I never see the movies that made us of Friday the 13th. No, it's a night. There was a nightmare. Everyone got hurt. Like it was terrible. Like it was what the reboot, no, the original Friday the 13th with Kevin Bacon and shit. Yeah. They, they have the movies that made us who like the documentary on Netflix. They have one about that. And it was just like, it was a nightmare to make.

That's great. Yeah. Of course. No money fucking no money. Yeah, just torturing everyone Oh hell yeah, but again, I do want to say about Friday 13 part 3 I had I was very stoned while I watched it So it really was I don't you know go into it thinking that your life is about to be changed. Okay? Yeah, that's Jason lives No, this is Friday the 13th part 3. I know what's the tag though? It's just part three. Oh, j. It is Jason lives Oh, it is Jason. Oh, no, it is part. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. That's like wait And that's why we it's good to do cuz like what you never know the gems inside of the franchise, you know It's like Hellraiser. I've Hellraiser is my favorite is my favorite of all the franchises Yeah, but the cuz I like the bad ones too. I'm a hellraiser three Stan

Well, I'm also excited I this is a movie I remember the VHS cover and they did a reboot of it And I haven't seen that either. Do you remember the movie cube? Yeah cubes bad That was like an action oh Oh, that was an action I just you is not as good as you remember it now. So I remember the VHS all talking I've that's what you forget you You forget about cube because I went to go rewatch it and I was like tired or whatever and it's you're like Oh, yeah, cuz the fucking all of the visual elements of cube are awesome. You're like, oh, it's gonna be scary

Is it not just talk damn it it's hard to find good every year because you know we do 50s or earlier 60s 70s 9 you know 80s and we do all of it 90s every year I'm just like all right well cuz sometimes they're real hit miss because I've seen don't get me wrong you can always watch like scream again you can watch 13 goes again I want to watch new ones though I'm trying to find ones that I've never seen yeah you think that Jackie there's usually a reason why you haven't seen yes and you've seen quite a bit of horror I was talking to Julie about this this week where we were just talking

about horror movies in general and she was like she asked a very interesting question which I'm gonna pose to you and then I'll ask the question from Julie to me and I'll answer it for me, but I wanna hear your all's answers. She asked me- I'm Julie? Well, you don't know the question. I'm Eddie.

Am I Eddie? I'm Julie. I'm both. Oh, you are you. You are you. I'm Julie. You leave my wife out of it, you can say whatever you want about me.

Okay. No, but she asked me, which horror movie have you seen that you wish you wrote? And I was like, and I was like, but I couldn't help. I really, I sat there and I thought about it and I think the horror movie I wish I wrote that I liked the most in a weird way. Tales from the crypt demon night. Yeah. I like it. I think I really- You're not overshooting it. No, it's hilarious. You're not being like,

I wish I wrote hereditary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not overshooting it. That makes sense. Cause honestly, first thought that came to my mind, Psycho Gorman. Ooh. I love Psycho Gorman.

I love Psycho Gorman. They've got a new one coming out. Yes, they do. They've got a new, oh my God, I love Psycho Gorman. And I love just like, talk about a horror comedy that does it right. That is so, like, I guess ito Gorman and I love just like that talk about a horror comedy that does it right? That is so like I guess it's more a sci-fi comedy than it's getting hard Yeah, but there's also horror elements to it people apart my or my honest opinion is that if there was one

I wish I could write is something in the style Basically of the ring. Yeah There's something simple something just that's my cue is that if you're gonna be scary It's so scary. It's so hard. Yeah scary is so Like it's just like funny. It's entirely subjective Pretty much like you do you are do everybody has their own parameters What they find scary or or what or not whatnot and it's also like it's about timing and it's about How do I deliver this idea so simply in?

Into the person's brain you mean like that's what dread is dread is like it's weird how dread in films are It's off by like inches like you can tell like why when I'm watching David Lynch Oh dread is the emotion locked Yeah, I was thinking I dread the movie when I'm watching David Lynch. There's something about the way It's literally about the composition of the shot and the timing and the atmosphere Yeah, he knows technically that allows you to feel this sense of thick Purposeful dread you can tell the difference between the movies that are dreadful and extremely boring.

But I don't quite know what that difference is, but you know that it's a difference. But it's different for everybody, too. It does, it's entirely subjective. But I mostly find that people who don't have budgets think that they can pull off dread, and they don't understand that dread is probably one of the most complex

filmic elements of the horror genre. And what what you do with less I actually was thinking about I just saw that it's It's open for streaming. I talked about it in the last one that we did talking about horror movies oddity That's another movie that like I feel like for some people might come off as boring But I was so like wrapped the entire time. The dread that was created from it that I thought was like really creepy imagery, very, very unsettling. The movie that I always think of as the biggest failure in that is that what was the one with Harry Potter?

That stupid garbage horror movie that he did? No, not Tusk. That's the Kevin Smith movie. It was like the Black House. I didn't's the movie. It was like the black house I Didn't bother with it's like those type of movies. It's kind of how I felt about Unfortunately, it's how I felt about the shape of water. Oh, I love the shape of water Dread was it and then And then also fortunately kill the Tauros other movie the gothic horror that he did where I was just fans library

No, not that one the month not horns not not horns not horns is good Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking though of tusk though That's why I know horns is good the one that he do every has to like staple the guns to his hands like he goes You can go to Kimbo's good. That's one where he was like it's like he's in front of a house And they're like it's sad in there. That was a ghost in in an outhouse, you know woman in black that movie fucking sucks dick Well, you know what I find I like Daniel Radcliffe I do too I think he's doing great shit. I love his work. I just think that that move It's not that was not his fault

I'm just showing that's an example of a movie that thinks it's dreadful, but it's just you know movies fucking dreadful it follows That's exactly that is the ultimate I did what I actually said you've ever done that with like a comedy or even with it with any one of these movies Where I've always watched a movie that movie always freaked me out I love it follows and then the last time I watched it I'm sitting watching it and I'm just like I She's the naked old man far away. Yeah But it like broke the movie for me when I was just like

That's just a guy over there. You can say that about any go I know I know it was like I ruined it you ever do that where it like ruined it for myself Yeah, that night. Yeah, I like sitting and watching it. I was like well It's like the shining the first time you see the bear giving the dude a blowjob. It's terrifying now. It's fun now I like yeah, I was like I'm getting his I want to know Yeah, I want him to have a show in the network alright So what on our list have you not seen that you're most excited for the thing that I'm saving towards the end or gun Jim Haunted asylum and I am stating I am saving noroi the curse, which is also wonderful

I'm also saving this weekend. We're gonna bang some out Right. We're gonna go to your house. We're gonna probably do I'd say we I want to do Elm Street together and I want to do Halloween six together. I'm really excited for a blood diner. I've owned the DVD for like a decade. We'd never watched it. Also. What's nice is that. And did you like Jenny? Do you like Jennifer's body? I love Jennifer's body for sure. I was going to hate it. That's why I haven't seen it. It wasn't like I was scared or anything. It seemed awful. It got bad reviews. I was like fuck this movie No, dude, it was it like

Great certain movies that like I hated Juno and I felt famously I hated about the terrify your series that I was like I'm not gonna like it. It's not for me And then sometimes you just gotta check it out and you're like damn Wow, and that's the lesson we're gonna leave you with tonight Yeah, it's okay to dislike some horror movies. Horror movies, it's the only genre of film that if it's a bad one, I'm not mad that I watched it. Same, same, same. I also kind of feel like that with action movies, but that's different, you know what I mean?

That's just a good time. But I'm gonna leave you with this, is that I think it's important. No VHS unturned. So if you go out there and you're afraid to see a movie, you don't know what's in it. It might be the best thing you ever see you have no idea that you're you have no idea that you haven't seen your favorite movie yet Yeah, but also highly recommend shutter because shutter is a great app to just and it takes a chance So it's got so many great

Indie weird this is why you to know so much more than I also just constantly it's all I watch I just love horror movies. I just I don't watch television. I don't watch anything else. I don't watch the news I don't watch anything but horror movies and and YouTube also I'm gonna say I'm very upset. I'm destroyed I have a 14 year old's brain apparently the Reboot of I guess is it a reboot remake of speak no evil apparently is really good and I on principle didn't know And I on principle didn't know it's no Not be good Rob says it's not good because it's got all these insane review Has to be live

Sometimes you've seen the trailer you've seen the movie I know that's the thing and I love the original and I don't want to see I mean I like James McAvoy But I don't know if I need to see it Great reviews that I thought was fucking doo-doo was that new serial killer movie Strange darling. Oh, you were talking this I haven't seen a poopoo in my watch it. I'll watch it at some point Yeah, it's the new everyone's like oh the twist. Oh, I liked it One of those things that goes like salt burn is like they're like trying to impress me with how edgy they are and I'm like I've seen it. I understand but that's me to me. That's when I do my effective

That's me when I get to my most boomer when I'm yelling about like we did it ten years ago I like yeah, I see like offensive comedy where it's like we did it already. You know, I mean, but I also understand Yeah, it's time for people to find new things and they're always there's always shot. They didn't try something I will say I just I've got such a soft spot for any horror movie That's like well You know they're trying to hit it out of the park and it was an hour and a half and I Didn't look at the time the entire time. I mostly just like to see that they're trying So go you didn't do Joker

This is my one statement on Joker 2 I'm gonna say this right now spoilers a little bit Joker 2 seems to be made upon the premise that everybody who sort of liked Joker 1 which is Everybody according to them went to go see Joker 1. I did not particularly enjoy Joker 1 I like Joker 1 I felt that it was a ripoff of the King of Comedy And the reason why I went to go see it was because it had the words the Joker in it and had Joaquin Phoenix playing the Joker and I just wanted to see what that was. I was disappointed with what it was in the end. And then in the end, what it seems that Todd Phillips has decided is that Joker 2 is a response to those people that like Joker for he considers to be the wrong reasons and then that's the reason why they punish the Joker throughout the entire film and then they Rape him until he's not the Joker anymore, which is the single worst lesson

I've seen in a film it'd be like if the end of the Joseph Fritzl story if Elizabeth it was like, you know What actually I miss my dad. Yeah, and so it is not like fun to watch a troll troll trolls, but And so it is not like fun to watch a troll troll trolls, but but do it on your own time. Do it on Twitter like everybody else because I, you spent $200 million that should have went to North Carolina. Also that movie did not need $200 million. It did. At least in 52 for Joaquin, Lady Gaga and Todd Phillips. And then the rest of it, I don't know where the hell it went. Just the fact that, I mean, big spagin spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. You can skip this, skip, skip, skip, skip. But it's just like the fact that she wasn't the one that bombed them in the end was the dumbest shit. The fact that she didn't, the baby plotline went fucking

absolutely nowhere. He didn't smile at the end. Like the idea of like, now Todd Phillips is trying to say the ending show that he had acceptance about dying is like no he didn't you look upset and Then the stupid Heath Ledger I've ever seen all of the constant like the constant like it's also like if you're gonna have songs Be a fucking musical you can spend 200 million dollars hire some fucking doctors some fucking instruments Don't hire Lady Gaga and tell her not to sing. And then have them just whisper sing. And this is my thing is that-

They didn't even have a big musical number. Do something different with Summer is so ridiculous. Try a new thing with one of the songs. Try something else with one of the fucking songs. I did like the use of The Joker by Sammy Davis Jr. I was real mad that that song wasn't in the first movie. It just, it sounds like they went to, that movie sounded like they went to Wikipedia and said, what are songs that have clowns in it? And then they just kind of put it in things.

It's just, uh-oh. Look who's angry now. Sometimes you just gotta calm down, Henry. Think about Pearl. Pearl was one of the most expertly made sequels I've ever seen. I didn't like it. Listen to them, Henry. Maxine was far superior. I loved, I commode it.

But I'm at peace with Eddie's opinions. Wow. This is America. Yes, right? It's, and you meditate and think about that. And I don't, and nor should I, attack Eddie for his beliefs. Wow, this is America. Yes, right Nor should I Attack Eddie for his belief good for you. Henry. We've grown a lot. I really Really really have so thank you guys grown a lot in this. Well, yeah sideways. Yeah Mexican yeah

How could I break this cycle of pain? Maybe a bunch of cops coming rape Eddie you'll stop making fun of me I'm gonna look on the brighter side. He's always keeping a look on the brighter side. Patreon.com slash last podcast. You'll have to watch us do all this shit in the flesh. Go on LP on the left for all the social bullshit for some reason. Go to twitch.tv slash LPNTV to see our Twitch shows. We're working very hard on them.

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