Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Movie Stories IV

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

Henry & Eddie reunite with Jackie Zebrowski for a brand new Movie Stories Round-Up, this time recapping the biggest horror releases of 2025, the greatest Summer Horror movies of all-time, and the sleeper hits you don't want to miss! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. 

There's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes knee deep in the passenger's seat and he's eating me out I said casual now I realized like what is that that's a chapel wrong no no but if you see Sing it in a deep man's voice. Be in the passenger seat and eat me out. Is it casual now? Is it casual?

Hey there, a little lady. Have you like to eat me out in a passenger seat on your knee? I'm a 41-year-old divorced man. And I'm going to need you to tuck in to this old hole, little girl, because I'm on my way to the Pink Pony Club. Hell yeah. I haven't cleaned back there in a while. If you want to get in there Gotta start scraping it

Have you ever thought about putting some degreaser on your tongue before you get in there? Just cut some of the film because I've been at the Pink Pony Club for two weeks And I ain't had to be Yeah The best part about shit and lard is you don't have

To push Oh my God, tell you about it. Yeah, name's Shapplerone Welcome to side stories it's a special summer movie edition. Ooh. Oh, ew. Disgusting.

Hey. Get me out of here. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson, and I'm sitting here with the surprisingly feminine Jackie Zabrowski. Thank you. Yeah.

Even just, it's only for today, though. I only really bring it out. I want to bring out that X quality about me. Do you feel it? I do feel it. Do you feel it? I'm immune. Do you have a deeper voice than both of us?

Yeah, I think so. That's seen in the pasture, you see, and she's eating me out. You wait until I am in the choir with your wife. Are you a pace? Yeah, baby. I'm an alto. Can you actually, before we begin, can you sing one line? This is true.

Jackie has been semi-attending a local adults women. Semi? Yes. Whoa. You're in the choir. We are going to have a performance. Yeah. You definitely.

You will be coming. You needed this added to the schedule. Actually, Henry doesn't have to come. We have a show that night. Yeah, sorry. I think that you're going to be canceling it because it's my first choir performance. Let's show up for the second one.

Yeah, yeah. Because you'll get, you're going to knock some stuff up. Yeah. But I would like for it. So just for your knowledge, Jackie has joined an adult choir because she's broken and lost. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brief does weird things to people. If you could, sing a little. sample of your section. What songs are you singing right now? Well, we haven't started our next session yet. What was the last one? I want to dance with somebody? We would do it. Yeah. We would do it.

No, let Jackie first do it and then add and then harmonize. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat with somebody. Yeah, I want to dance with somebody. I know Julie's a little high. who love me. Well, she was, she's a different part.

She's an alto. She's a different part. I want to dance with somebody. Yeah. I want to feel the heat with somebody. Okay, a little, you gotta take it up. You gotta take it up. Somebody.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, I don't know. That was more like a dance to somebody. You're just saying a different, but it's not a different note. With somebody who loves me. Oh, you're a soprano. Yes. Yeah, he's like a little bird.

Yep. Yeah. Tweet, tweet. You know what? Henry, and I am going to put you on blast here, and I'm so glad that you've given me this platform today because yesterday, man, I was sad because maybe I'm watching Buffy and maybe something sad's going on in Buffy

that might be similar to something that we have experienced in the last few months, and I was talking to Henry about it last night. Vampires don't have dad. That's what I said. No, but it's our mother. She's the slayer, and she has a mother, and I was sad about it, and Henry literally went, you're sad because the fake people have a fake sad.

I didn't say it in that way. I just said, I know, I said, oh, you're sad about things aren't real? I was like, it's not real, though. I was like, I'm trying to connect with you. I was trying to emotionally connect with you for a moment. Just cool me, Jackie. I know, what am I doing now? I understand emotion.

You know, see, I understand the real emotions. You don't understand emotions. Every day I am... Anytime I tell you a secret, it goes into this microphone. Of course. That's different. Your secrets are funny. Your secrets are embarrassing and they're good against you.

The difference is that Jackie's... You're a nightmare. Jackie's trying to explain things about... I was like, they're TV people. How did I get all of the emotions and you got none of them? I got some. You got the anger. You're the Italian and he's the polo.

That's what it is. Italians are very emotional. I suffer... I suffer in silence. I suffer in silence. Yeah, I know. Oh, you do. Oh, is it silence that we're getting?

That we're all receiving right now. Yeah, we all know how quiet Henry is. I suffer in silence. You'd never know I had problems. Never complaining. Never a peep from him. But we're not here today to discuss this. We're here today to discuss summer movies.

Horror movies, that is. Yes. And some of our favorite ones at that. And this year, I will say. has been quite the banner year for summer horror. It certainly has been. This has been one of the best years, I would say, in record, for continuous horror releases.

It is pretty crazy how good it is, like, hit after hit after hit. This is probably the best year of my life, actually, for horror movies. For horror movies, not for anything else. Actually, my life's been great. Okay, that's good. We're doing. We're crushing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My life's right on the money. I'm going to go see Herbie Hancock. tonight. Like, I'm doing great. Oh, my God, the car? Yes. See, but great movies. Thank you. This is just a brief list of the movies that have come out this summer. There were all, like, at least good. Weapons, the monkey, bring her back.

28 years later, dangerous animals, companion. Oh, I'm not putting. How dare you say it? You must say it. I have to because we work with them. Final destination, bloodlines. why do you say it like that it's final destination they're all fun it is stupid it is utterly fine it was fine

it's stupid for a reason presence is very good presents was awesome I loved presents is going to have of all not maybe of all these movies I feel like presence is going to be around forever well the one I actually do think it's going to haunt people more and more is the ugly

step sister I don't know if I want to see that it might not be your thing and of course the big tent pole movie of the entire year is But these guys, like each one of these is extremely good. The ugly step sister I'll even start with because I would not even necessarily consider the ugly step sister a summer horror film. Well, it's a fairy tale. Well, it's a folk horror.

Yes. Yeah. And it's with folk horror, I like it in the fall. Honestly, Henry, one of the only movies, one of the only horror movies this summer that I didn't get to see that apparently is very good is called Severed Sun. And it's a folk horror, but I was like, I want to wait until 31 for 31. Yeah. Seven, son, not the seven. I didn't see it because, again, same. Yeah, I want to wait for the fall.

I never even heard of it. It's, it's one of, it's smaller ones. It's folk. It's folk. Folk. Like Pete Seeger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it is about fear and paranoia spread in an isolated religious community

when a mysterious beast with shimmering white eyes and barks on a bloody rampage. This is my only thing. only reason why I have yet to watch it is because I have been assuming that it might be boring. And I'm not ready for it to be boring. I don't think any of it's boring. Boring is like where you

get me. Yeah, it's the 4.9. I like boring. That's why Hogazusa, bro. You know, it's like, this is what I'm saying. Well, he's never, again, we're talking about these are. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm talking about summer movies. These are all fall films. All right. So, we'll get back. It is a fall movie. It is. Yeah. Why is that? Because you fall down. You go, oh, God, it's so good.

Oh, God. It takes place in a cold forest. You want to be eating a stew Now when you say summer horror movies Are we talking about horror movies that came out this summer Or are we talking about like movies that take place in the summer? Like Lost Boys I actually think that this is a fun debatable topic

Because I think it is either But the time of year that the movie takes place in Yeah But sometimes a summer horror movie To me is not necessarily a summer horror movie I know that's ridiculous But like mid-somer That is the most summer

You'd say that But I find if I were to put summer When I think of a summer horror Ken Mountain summer Yes but I actually like this is again This is just my opinion But this concept of the A movie you'd want to watch in the summertime

Like a movie that To me it's like a tent pole Sci-Fi movie Or a giant action movie where there's a vibe to it that's way more about the popcorn and the hanging out and being a part of a cultural moment. Also, yeah, I think it's a superhero movie kind of. Kind of, but you're like, Mid-Summer to me was a, it's a full-corror. It's an amazing folk horror.

It's really good. It's actually kind of a buy-the-numbers folk horror. You know what I liked about Mid-Summer so much is that it, like, it's one of the horror movies that's like mostly takes place like in the daytime. I think that's why it is. You know what I love? better in the winter because there's such a contrast in watching midsummer, but then it's cold outside and it's all dark, but it's so bright and it makes it so much more upsetting.

Like summer horror movie, the first one that hits me of all this whole list, besides Jaws, well, that's the the one. Jaws is, yeah, the Fourth of July. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Dangerous Animals of this year was... Yeah, man, Dangerous Animals was fun.

I was so surprised at how good. it was, Jai Courtney is an amazing villain. He was terrified. He really was. That's the type of villain that I'm not normally that even into, the idea of the cocky, semi-funny villain. Yes. Like, he's

like a bro, he's a jock villain. Yeah. But he he's great. He's, I mean, I couldn't take my eyes off of him. He really felt, it was like, is he the shock? Yeah. Jackie, me have hit something because it's more about, does a man

who you show him? The shark's a weapon. Is he more dangerous? None of the shark themselves. That's one of the things I really did love about the movie is that the sharks, as a shark lover, were not the bad guys. Right? Well, they were just doing what sharks do. Yeah, they were, and they were a sickle. You know, they were.

I called it. What do you mean? Remember in the middle of the movie? What, she's going to eat her thumb off? Well, was the idea of like, the shark, well, spoilers. Yes. Of course, we're talking about movies. Maybe we can't control ourselves.

The sharks. going to feel guilty. That's her, yeah. You remember I was like, that's the whole thing of the movie hinges on the back at the very, very, yeah, that the shark. It's the ultimate shame. It changes its mind.

Yes. What if I don't eat these free ladies? And it's the best part of the movie. Because also, like, just roll by her, is like, you're cute. Yeah, he just is like, you know what? Nah, nah, I'm not even that hungry. But it's like, it's just such a,

but otherwise the mechanism of the movie was great. It's an entire movie that could have been called the implication. Do you feel... From Always Sunny. Oh, I don't know. You know that thing with Always Sunny? It's like the bit where it's like Dennis talks about how he's like, you always want to take women out on a boat, like on the first date.

You want to take them out on a boat because you're out in the water. It's just like, you know, you're all going out here, you know. And it's not like you're going to do anything, but it's the implication. You know what I mean? Yeah, you want to go on my boat, you know? Yeah, of course. You can get off the boat. Remember we did that story recently about hippies getting on a boat,

like this idea of in David Parker Ray that they would go and take a big old boat fun ride where they would fuck on the boat and he'd be like, there's where a body's right there and I put a body right there. And they're all like, David, you're funny, you're funny guy. Put a yacht on it, man. I'd do anything to get on one. I love a get a boat. You break this all the time.

Don't worry about it. You know what they say is the two worst days, the two best days of your life? The day you buy a boat and the day you sell a boat. because yeah we've heard this yeah we're from florida henry yeah have you heard a little thing about books have you heard of my buddy my buddy's dad built an arena and so like part of like the part of like the thank you for building the arena shark arena no no no marina oh a marina I'm sorry did I say arena Dan marina as his sister Dan marina so he built the marina and then as like a thank you they gave him a speedboat and so we used to like skip school

and take it out sometimes and like fucking but we were so stupid we didn't know what we're doing so we put a bunch of glass in the bottom and so one time with Corona bottles and so they all broke in the hole and we had to like cut up our hands trying to clean it up so his dad wouldn't find out oh god I just imagine you all those like kind of drooling

and again it shows that the most dangerous animal of all is man man so I feel like dangerous animals was great another one in this list that immediately jumps ahead of the rest of them in terms of some horror movie is 28

years later. But it's like a blockbuster. Yes. Yes. That's like true to form. He's coming back. Because it's kind of chilly in the movie, right? Yes. But the movie, there's something about the fact that Danny Boyle has come back full power. Yeah. Like that movie

was shot on a goddamn iPhone 16. A bunch of iPhones. Really insane. And also, honestly, though... I mean, also with like $30,000 filters on the Midlands. I went into it not knowing that it was opening up the world for more movies afterwards. Yeah.

So I went into it thinking that it was going to be a standalone. So as it got closer to the end, I was just like... Oh, yeah, that's right, because it's a trilogy, because then the next one's going to follow somebody else and the other one's going to follow the Ray Fines character. And, man, I was just finding out weird shit about Ray Fines yesterday, which I didn't know about, but we're not going to get into... No, please. This is the time.

I was, I need to look further into it. Okay. What's the rumor? It was like the... Skations? And no, it's not... Well, it is semi... There have been kind of semi-gations in the past,

even though he has said that he was the victim. But here's the thing. Everyone's like, everybody knows that somebody in Hollywood loves to get, like he has to get sucked off before every single play performance he does. But here's the thing. I believe that he is paying sex workers to do this. So what's the fucking problem? If he's got to get his nut off, I mean, it's consensual.

I feel like it's like it's not like they are of age. I feel like, you know, yes, the Mile High Club incident, but then he blamed the flight attendant. Yeah, but also in the end, yeah, of course he did because she couldn't keep his hands off. But also, it's all the fucking defensive. J.K. Rohing fucking bullshit and all that's

because he's in the movie. He's sticking out for his boy. At this fucking point, she should go in the trash. Yeah, absolutely. As far as I'm fucking concerned. I never liked any of the shit. Yeah, I think it all could be fucking flushed

on the goddamn toilet. And the fact that they're making another one. They're making another television series. All right, now we're, now we're just in your aim to the little world. People say that I'm the angry one. No, look at me. Look at how chill I am. They say that I'm the angry one. I've never, I've never been upset

in my life. Look at how easy I am. I think Ray Fines is slowly turning into Ben Kingsley. Gandhi? He's turning Indian? God, he's not Indian. God, I think we'll say the Gondi joke. Ben Kingsley's half Indian. Is he? Yeah. Oh, I thought he was all British. I thought, no. I think, well,

Well, I think there's some overlap there, unfortunately. Yeah, it's unfortunate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, Ben Kingsley, that's how we got away with playing Gandhi. Oh, I thought... That's how we got away with it. Oh, I thought it was just the 80s and now we gave a shit. No, no, no, no, no.

That's how I got away with it. Oh, yeah. Sorry, you know what is another quintessential one? Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Of all the time. Well, it's coming back in the theater soon. It's coming, and I want to see it in the theater. Because talk about a sweaty movie.

Because you ever looked into, like, the trivia of how they made all that. Speaking of, like... Just slapped them a bunch until they cried. Well, no, they had a, I mean, kind of, but they also used a bunch of real raw meat. Yeah. So it was just so disgust. And it's just so sweaty. They didn't do it for artistic reasons, Jackie.

They did it because they had no money. Yeah. And it did it because they just had guts. Do you remember when we... You go to a butcher. We talked about, I forgot where we were, where we were talking about how when we did the murder fist, the bunwise or stuff. Oh.

But when we went and bought the, we thought that I, it would, you'd have to use real intestines. to make it look realistic on camera. And so we went and bought a bunch of pig intestines from the butcher leavings, like all full from the big. And then we jammed it inside my Santa suit. And then we split it open. And then we ruined the entire floor of the living room and stuff because we thought that it should look a certain way.

But then the intestines look so different than what you'd think intestines look like. Then it literally, we should have just looked like slop. But we learned nothing, Henry, because we did that the same exact thing when we did the monkey sketch. But Sam made those intestines. Those were man-made.

Those were very nice intestines. There were some other stuff because I remember about it all over. They were greasy and they were sticky for sure. You were covered in flies. You were covered in fries and they made your suit their home. Horseflies got all inside of the suit. Your best performance yet. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm never going to top it. Honestly, put me in dangerous animals. I feel like next up it's like. No, you'd be thrashing too much. Oh, yeah. What? I'm the monkey.

I honestly think that. Congo, too. Yeah. If you were in dangerous animals, you'd scare the sharks away. Why? Because I'm so nice? You're too thrashy.

Oh. And I honestly, just, I just think you'd have a hard... They love that. I think you'd have a hard time getting you on the hook. Try to catch me. Come up. I'm always covered in Greece.

Get on the hook there now. Come on here, you get a little girl. Ew. Oh, my day, little girl. I'm getting you a hook there now. Um, hi. Live from North Lane. So 28 years later also has one of my favorite

non-twists in a movie where they do the fun thing of setting up what seems to be some big horrible confrontation and then I actually thought subverted it in a way that really made me surprised and happy I'm basically talking about spoiler the Ray Fines like the reveal of his character it's like one of my favorite parts of this movie because it has like a sweet message behind it

absolutely and it's like get to know your name And the concept of Memento Mori and how this idea of, which I think, who knows, I wonder if Danny Boyle even knows that he was even kind of even stringing that in. I'm certain that he did, like this idea of, no, remember the dead. Like now that the dead live, we forgot about what happens when the living die. So now this is a celebration of the still dead. And like he does this whole, like, it's a city of the dead. and that's kind of there was like a he understood something

it kind of like I went to the catacombs in Paris yes and there's like when you go down there the best part about it is the peace whoa and the silence wow it is quiet I bet he would have been really upset if they had showed up like when he was only like a third of the way done with his tower

when he was just drawing pictures of it yeah he just had five skulls I've got like a lot of ideas don't just come back please go look at my skulls it's just the beginning I got big ideas Just listen Just think about how big your head is

Imagine that all you're at the model That's like that's how the character I've created for Ray Fines That's the magic Hey look at the head It's exactly how we did it Yeah My favorite part about Ray Fines

In that movie is like after like You know We're talking about the end of the movie But like when he's just like Looking at the kid And like after the attack And he's like you should go Yeah

Get out of here But also I just like the fact that he wasn't a psychopath. Yeah, I love that. It was a beautiful misdirect. Yes. So that's a very good, that's a very good, very good summer movie.

I think another candidate for probably, I mean, it's going to come up a lot for best summer movie of 2025 as weapons. Yes. Another fairy tale. Oh, yeah. Another fairy tale. Oh, yeah.

Distinctly different than a folk story. Yeah. I find because in folk horror, I feel that the main element is that you're, away from society, right? So what weapons did really well,

what the monkey did really well, which I think Osgood Perkins is doing really well across the board as well, is creating the first modern like I'm starting, like Natalie and I were talking about this. It's like we're finally in the zone of movies where people are no longer

like treating cell phones in the internet like it's a fad. Like we're finally in modern times where all of the modern stuff is in the movies and that you can still figure out how to make it, not just like, why didn't you just call them on the phone? Right. You know.

And also the fact of, like, a witch being able to find a family to pray on, like, you would think that, like. Or, we asked Zach Craigger himself. Oh, yeah? And he would not answer. Because I asked, one of my questions was, are they actually related? Are they actually related? And he was a slight, because I feel like they're not because she didn't remember. She went, mm-hmm.

Did you shake them? Did you go through the camera? Get it! I didn't. I dodged him. The kid didn't seem like he knew. Right. But the, and also the mom is it like, I, like, oh, I haven't seen her since like I was a kid. So I feel like it was something that was like magiced into her brain.

And then the father said something along the lines. You haven't seen her in 15 years, which was another like number that jumped out of nowhere. Right. And they kind of said it. And she acted all like, like, because it sounds like she had occupied the body of her former aunt. That's the reason why when she arrived. It wasn't that scary, but then the reason why Aunt Gladys had all the makeup all over her face is that she was trying to approximate being a human, but that was she was riding around in her aunt's body. That's my take of the lore.

So it's just like a traveling witch soul? Yes, it's like an entity. Using bodies. Yeah, it's an entity. Oh, cool. But what I loved about weapons also is that the part of the summer part of it is that Stephen King kids are deeply vulnerable feeling like the idea of like

because it takes place in a neighborhood that you we think back on in our own childhoods about the idea of like playing out until the lights went out like playing until you went until the sun came down like meeting all the fun kids getting on later like semi serious kid adventures

yes you know well that's what it is I think it's also expanding the world of like a child has a whole insular world kid adventure as much as they're just locked in a basement staring into nothing. It depends on your type of adventure. I can literally make anything an adventure.

It is a journey for that kid, though, of like what that kid went through. Because it is the kind of thing where, you know, so many dangerous, horrible things do happen within, like, suburbs. And I think it's also playing on that when people are like, well, why didn't the kids say anything? It's like, he was terrified.

Oh, yeah. Because I wouldn't have said anything. Like, if I was a kid, I wouldn't have said anything. I'll die for my parents. Yeah, like, I wouldn't have done that. And then straight up, Zach Kregger said that it was all, there was an allegorical thing within it about what it's like to live with alcoholism. That makes complete sense.

This idea of this thing comes into your house. Dad, mom used to be normal. Right. And then all of a sudden, this thing comes, everybody's different. I don't know how to accurately describe it to anybody because it doesn't maybe necessarily make any sense. Right. You know, like, I don't. And it's scary and different.

and it's like you don't know if other kids also deal with that and well you they all but then you turn out they're all secretly dealing with it because they're all in the basement. There's a movie trope that was in weapons it's been in a lot of movies it was in it's in a lot it's not just horror

movies it's a movie trope that has always bothered me all right? Whenever people have to cut themselves in a movie they always slice their entire palm of their hand. I have joked about this It's like that's the most impractical place on your body.

It's going to be hard to cut. You've got to use your hand, especially when you're fighting to the death. You're like just about to go on a big mission. Don't you want full use of your palms? Yes, exactly. It always drive me crazy. It's like blood brothers. Like we can just cut our arms and like lean against each other.

Yeah, dude. It always makes me so mad. Like prick your finger, even pricking your finger fog. It's still blood. It's like. Just like, why is it got to be so much blood? Elbow. That's a filthy knife.

You killed somebody with that knife. Now you're cutting your hand. I'm with you, man. Hell yeah, bro. It drives me nuts every time. That's the reason why we think, I feel like that's where they've been cutting it up, man. Well, I mean, that's what the, I mean, the witch, she doesn't, you know, I guess nothing matters for her. No.

Yeah, right. Well, for her, you know, well, it turns out she can go a step too far. And it's one of my favorite endings at a movie all year. Oh, yeah. It is, it's genuinely funny. I love, like, I love the darkly comedic moments of weapons. It really just, it made a, what a fun theater experience. And I think that's what makes a summer horror movie.

People cheering. Yes, all of it. Like, the monkey. Monkey was awesome. The monkey kind of blew up. It should have came out in the summer. Yes. But the monkey blew my mind.

The monkey was way better than it had any right being. Asgood Perkins is also just kind of like, Britain movies out. Yeah. He's made like three. in the last year. But I think that he's in long legs and what else?

Long legs? There's another one coming. Keeper's coming. Yeah, keeper's coming. Keeper looks good. But the monkey was, I thought the monkey was much better.

I didn't realize he did the Black Coats' daughter. Black Coat's daughter is one of the best movies the last 20 years. Yeah, I didn't realize that was also Oz Perkins. Yeah, that was the thing.

Black Coat's daughter was, I think, way better than long legs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so was, I mean, the monkey was just, wonderful I've got my long legs on

I think that's what I did love about weapons I know I love about weapons is that we and Henry like it too much obviously I feel like there wasn't enough of the long legs in long legs and that's what weapons gave you it gave me more I wanted to see more of the creepy

you're so funny it's funny that you would say that I actually think long legs gave us too much long legs Oh, I want it even more. Oh, no, just squirt it all over it. My issue with long legs will be my issue with anything that involves magic or any that says. I want to just watch them cook, man. The problem is that when you just have someone just kind of like blanketly just say like, hail Satan and stuff. Like, to me, it shows that no one's done to any research.

Any research. And I feel like that's like, that's like, that's my, one of my pet pee. One of my big pet peeves is misuse of pentagrams and misuse of witch paraphernalia in film and like, that's why I like was that Craigor. Because you think people are like going to see that and think you're evil. No, I, no,

I think that they just incorrect. It's just not how. It just doesn't, it's not It's just obviously not doing the research. It just makes me immediately not scared anymore. I mean, like, oh, well, you have no idea what you're talking about anymore. We're like weapons, the reason why it's so successful is because the magic and it is indecipherable

and nobody really talks about like bring her back what's awesome on bring her back is what they don't explain and the fact that they only have to show you little snippets of the ritual for you to kind of understand what's happening and you don't have to over-explain it bring her back use an actual demonic name

something that was like they went the step ahead and did the proper research they googled they did all of the stuff that they should have done the Philport brothers it doesn't take much honestly to figure out more than what Like, you're right. And I clearly agree with you of, like, at that point, it's like, it's almost like, if you're going to do a movie including it, it's just lazy not to do any, if you're going to include it.

Satan doesn't give the powers of putting the souls of children in ventriloquist dummies that you have to leave places. Like, that's where Long Legs lost me. It was once it got into all the steps that he had to do. That is like what, that was Long Legg's big fault. when you over-explain the shit. Exactly. Give me almost nothing. That's what I loved about weapons

that even with the ritual, they showed parts of the ritual, but I like that even the parts that were shown make sense in ritualistic magic of like the inclusion of the blood, like the way that she did it. And the kid was able to understand it

in two seconds. Two seconds. Exactly. Exactly. And bring her back is also a great example of mystery and how much mystery brings to the table

and how we just don't need every single fucking detail. No, and my problem is that every time I think of Bring Her Back, I sing, Bring her back from Leamiz. Don't look at me like that.

Oh, I just didn't know. Let him live. The ARG thing is so cool. Oh, I know. Bring her back and all these stuff. They created their own fake Russian, like, eBay. Black Angel Tapes. Blackagletapes.com.

Yeah, sweet. Can you buy stuff from them? It says that bids are paused right now due to popularity. Yeah. It's cool because they have the talk to me hand has a little backstory on here. Yeah, they have like the tape.

They have the tape from that she was watching in order for her to like put together the ritual. Like it's fun. See, this is all building the lore out. Right now they're looking for the hand. That's great. It's wanted.

Yeah. And there's footage of it. The last time that it was seen. That's awesome. Oh, that's really cool. And there was an incident. Yeah. Hell yeah.

No. Philpour brothers, they got that shit on lock. I love those guys. They know what they're doing. They know what's going on. Oh, man. So this year, obviously, we're loving it. There's some good stuff coming out soon.

Him, I feel like looks very good. Heen! The football horror movie? Oh, yeah, that does look fun. I think that it should be interesting because there's been a couple of... I'm trying to think, well, Devil's Advocate was a lawyer-based devil. Oh, yeah. The Keanu Reeves out, but...

Wait, are they redoing it? No, no. And he's got your jumper from one foot to the neck. And he's laughing his sick. Lock an ass off because God is a scientist. Freshman year, that was my birthday party. Yay. Henry's screaming that?

Yeah, I wish. I believe he would have just kicked his little ass. His little 13-year-old Alpagena. No, I love that movie. No, I think that this should be good. But again, will they be able to make a Faustian tale scary? I hope they can I'll watch it

I definitely watch them try to do it That's for damn short Think about the horror movie Has to be scary For me to like it See I find that that is I wasn't scared of weapons Well the view is

But there's a difference I enjoyed it as like an action movie almost But you know what I would say There's a distinct difference Between Scary Dreadful Disgusting

Disconcerting Depends of what the level is Like upsetting To you Right Weapons straight up has one of the best jump scares in the entire year.

Which one? When it cuts to the ceiling. Oh, that's old hat. No, but dude, that's like that's horror movie. Dude, that's horror movie core. Like, but there's a distinct difference between cheap, there is a

difference between cheap jump scares and a genuine jump scare. Oh, it's like when someone just opens a bathroom mirror. Right, right. Where they just use sound design to make you scared, where in weapons, what's great about the jump scare, It shows that Zach Kregor actually knows what he's doing is that the vibe of the movie changes in an instant

after that fucking, like, if you notice after that jump scare is also functions in the movie. So, like, that's what was interesting about it. But it was a conjuring scare. But again, horror movies need those things. Like, what's a comedy movie without laughing? Sure. You know, like, that's how I view that,

where it's like, I hate comedy where you're supposed to go, um, tromedy. Yes, I hate. Phantom Thread, yeah. I actually re-watched Phantom Thread and I'm actually kind of more on the side of liking it. Really?

Wow. No, it's great. You should watch it again. I just have heard Henry yell about Phantom Thread since he saw Phantom Thread. If you go in and you're like, this man is a moron,

I know he's a moron. You're going to love the movie. As soon as I realized, oh, it's supposed to be funny. Yeah. Then I relaxed on it. And then I was watching it, but then it's still like a...

It's like, if it's a comedy, it's in my lowest 50, but at least I understand that it's a comment. So, like, I understand the performance is more and what he's going for. But that's my thing is that horror, like, it does need to create a sense of... I think if it doesn't scare you at some point,

the horror movie could be considered a failure. So what if it just makes you upset? I actually think that that's a great goal. I think just making me upset is fine. Yeah, it's a horror movie. I think it's a great goal. Like the movie threads, right? Threads is a post-apocalyptic.

It is a truly terrifying account of like the dropping. But it's an alternative history. It's an alternative history. But that is so upsetting. But it is technically just a post-apocalyptic movie. But to me, that is a horror. That looks cool. I want to see that.

I'm horrified by the movie threats. Is the road a horror movie? I don't know. I would view the road as a sci-fi apocalyptic movie. Okay. So that's different. So you're right. So that's the distinction.

because that's sci-fi versus, like, but is an alternate history, is that in, like, inherently sci-fi? I don't know. Is pre-I-I would say yes? Okay, all right. What about Predator? Is that sci-fi or is that hard?

Oh, my God. Killer of killers. Did you guys see Predator-Killers? The best thing is. I'm waiting to watch both of them at once. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say Predator, sci-fi action. Sci-fi action.

Alien sci-fi horror. Okay. Also, have you been watching Alien Earth? Is it good? I watched the first episode. People that every single time I've watched one of these horror television shows based up an ID. You hate television. You hate TV shows.

They're just bad at it. It's just no matter what the television show is, you hate it. There's so much good TV out there. But I just, is it good? Yes. No, alien. I'm asking the alien show. I don't know.

I only watched the first episode. I haven't seen it. I've watched some TV. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. I'm going to keep watching. I want anything alien.

I want you. Me too. Same, but I'm watching Project Runway right now. I got Project Runway. Too busy. That's not TV. That's trash. Cheap just stopped.

I'm watching Aaron Hernandez series again. Yes. I know you haven't seen together yet, but I will throw it out there. It is fun. No, I can't wait. But I'm not a huge Dave Franco fan.

See, this is the... I was just about to say. And I never... Every time I say this, I end up regretting it. Yes. But I just don't like his face. Bro, and here's the thing.

Watching the movie, you're not going to like it anymore. that together the main issue I have with the movie together is that Allison Brie is just such a better actress than Dave Franco that it is just like going to head to head even though I know they did it together

I know they're in a relationship She's just so good and he's just shit. He really did yeah she's just like lifting him up. But he's still a great fun movie but she is definitely like carrying he does as much as he can you know it is I still really like the movie I'm sure he's wonderful and I'm wrong and all this stuff

But it's every time I'm like, I don't like them, just like, you know, because you feel that sometimes. And I used to hate Jack Black for no reason, you know? Like, and then you're like, oh, well, oh, yeah, he's great. Oh, that's on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie Redmond, yeah. He is extremely talented. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh, he's going to go out. I, yeah, with Eddie Redmayne, I just think that, you know, obviously, I think he's a hack. Well, let's just move on. Any Redmay's a fucking hack. Other movies coming out this year I'm excited for. Frankenstein, I think, is going to be a lot of fun. Black Phone 2 is going to be a fucking... That looks how amazing.

It looks really good. You know what we didn't talk about, though? And we didn't really even talk about at the time because we couldn't was sinners. Oh, yeah. We've never really talked about how that movie, what I actually think like now, even more thinking on sinners, I've been watching it now twice. It's like, it's actually a really fun, like, throwback to a 90s. Like, I saw the opening, and I had the original. comparison of my mind of

Dust Till Dawn. Of course. Because it's very similar, but it's classy. It's digestible. But then I started to realize it's more we have Dust Till Dawn. He's now made a 2020's Dust Till Dawn. Yeah. From Dustal Don's almost 30 years old.

I have to tell me about it. It was like one of those where it's like he made him a movie that combines all of the really fun aspects of a horror action mixed with the drum And great soundtrack, too. Talk about a Spielberg style.

Oh, I'm looking at the From Dostil Dawn. Yeah. Salma. Shake them big old dirty bag, Salma. Cover on feathers and grease. Man, by the way, if you don't, if you have free time following Salma Hayek on Instagram is quite a quick to follow. Oh, interesting. I might have to check this out for research purposes.

I think it's okay. I think it's allowed. I don't know if Salma is going to be reaching out Well, she's married to like a billionaire Frenchman He might get boring Next up is going to be Ed Larson Hey, you know who followed me this morning Spud the Grypted

Oh Is that a dog? Yeah, cute That's cute Yeah, no tits on that No tits, but you can glue them to them Yep, let's see what happens I'm already, I'm fishing for it

All right, predator bad land's going to be great We didn't finish talking about sinners Oh, sure, I'm sorry I mean, is there anything that you want to add? I mean, I just truly love it, and it should have come out in the summer. Yeah. And what I do love is... It was the beginning of what you probably call the summer season.

It's guaranteed of any of the movies that we've talked about today. It's the only one that's, I think, guaranteed to get a Best Picture nomination. Yeah, probably. You know, is Eddington a horror movie. No. No, I guess it is just... It's a very upsetting drama. Yeah, it's great.

Did you see it? Yeah, I did. Yeah. It's a very upsetting drama. I still like... I like Bo is afraid. I think a lot. lot more. Me too. I laugh more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As my time

has been with it, it's my least favorite of his movies. I understand the sentiment. But I love it. Doesn't, just because I say it's my least favorite of his movies is like me saying, oh, it's my least favorite Rolling Stones album. I love all of them. Yes. You know, but it's the one I would probably watch the least. If I had to choose a movie to watch of his, I would choose that one last. Yeah. Yes. But because, again, it's mostly the subject matter. Yeah. Oh, I would.

Probably the order that came out is how good they are. Yeah, well, yeah, hereditary is hard to put that fucking back in the bottle, man. Hereditary is just like a perfect film. It is so good. I am now... Fall a movie. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not a summer movie. I view the hereditary is probably in my top five horror movies at all time. Yeah, I'd say so. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crawled all the way to the top. Bring her back's up there for me. It's getting there. Bring her back. Talk to me also is so good.

Talk to me is an amazing... I think I've said before it's just the just a very first really good zoomer horror movie you're like an actual good horror movie

with young people in it that's what that's what that's why I feel like talk to me I guess I was thinking honestly bodies bodies was lame the other what else did they see it was fun it was more fun than I expected you know what it is honestly

it's an airplane movie I am I am over slasher parodies I'm just fucking over slasher parodies. I just think we've done them to fucking death. Well, that was the thing. So honestly, I was looking up last night other summer horror movies and on so many lists is Final Girls. I've never seen Final Girls. It is

a comedy. But it was on every list and I'm not usually... It's a meta horror movie. It's a commentary movie. So it's another movie that basically I'm not going to go and meanly say that it ripped off Cabot in the Woods, but I am going to say it's the same exact vibe as

Cabin in the Woods. Okay. Okay. So it's fun. It's fun. It's a fun movie. It's very entertaining. How was that movie never got a sequel? Cabin of the Woods? Yeah. It doesn't need it. Too good, man. I think it's just, don't touch it. Yeah, please don't put that out. Yeah, don't put that out in the world. But I understand you, I'm surprised they didn't try to capitalize

on it. Yes. Right from your play. All right, here's the other one that is a sequel that came out this year that is considered, it's labeled a horror movie. I don't think it is. Megan 2.0. It's an action movie. Yeah, I had a really good time with it. Action comedy.

For sure. I think I had a lot of fun. It left the genre to another genre. It really did. Yes. But it's like I found it very entertaining, but it is nowhere near what Megan was, but still what can be. But I love the idea of expanding the lore. Like I still, like

expanding the lore into a sequel that's really smart makes me happy. The idea of what they're saying about Terrifier 4 being in his world and finding out the origin of Art the Clown, I'm a fucking sucker for that shit. So like,

Just like, again, that's my IP. Arctic clowns my Marvel extended universe. I understand. You know what I mean? Those movies are mine. But is War of the Worlds? War of the Worlds.

I want everybody to go. Well, it's definitely sci-fi. Give my, the only reason why I made Jackie watch an hour of it. We have to at least talk about it. Henry forced me to watch the first hour of it last night. I want you all to watch the War of the World. I will say. I want you to pirate this movie.

I laughed and I laughed. I want you to pirate this movie. And that's giving it a lot of grace, that 3%. I am going to say it's been a very long time since I've seen a movie that is so bad. I got you. It comes all the way back around. And then he takes, see, I got you. So the movie takes place on a computer screen.

It's Ice Cube. He works for the NSA. It's the same exact storyline as War the Worlds, but it was shot during 2020. and so it's all from the perspective of his desktop computer and all of these people in isolation around him and he can't leave the room so it's just because you made something during how you can see the green screen on his glasses

it's so bad my favorite parts are so he misuses his job at the NSA honestly he's terrified maybe that is a horror because you're right oh my god Henry you're so right It is a horror movie. He's terrifying. So Ice 2 plays...

He does a good job? No! No! No! No! No! Ice 2 basically does, like, his... Essentially, he's playing the same, like, character as from Are We There Yet? Okay. But he works for the NSA.

Yes. So he's just... I like to believe that one story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's just going like, it's like, what's my damn daughter doing out with some boy, right? And he's watching it as an NSA employer from, like, body cams and from security cams and from her own

computer and hacking into her phone and doing all this stuff like... Constant surveillance of his daughter who's in her probably 30s, who's pregnant, like, and also reading her text messages, being able to follow her wherever because he could just hack into any drone or like city cameras.

But the thing is, but the movie is trying to say, isn't he a funny dad? And you're like, no, he works for the goddamn NSA, he's abusing his power. Also, if he wasn't abusing his power, maybe he would have been able to stop the alien invasion. Exactly, Eddie. Why didn't he leave? That's what I kept saying. Why didn't he leave the desktop?

I don't know. And then, remember the whole smash cut montage of him putting numbers into a spreadsheet into a literal Excel sheet? And it's like, and then like, he's so disconnected from the action that he's watching his son get attacked by aliens from a drone. And he's going, get away from that. You got to run there behind you. Get out of there.

Ron! Gay, quit messing with that stuff. Ron! And then when he goes to run or get his kids and he gets to the door of his office and he goes, I'm locked in. I'm locked in. It's so bad. So bad.

But I will say, I was watching it alone and stoned. Watch it with friends. I was laughing. I'm not going to watch it. I'm going to let you know right now. I was like, Rob, I was like, Rob, I was like, We're going to have a boys night. We're going to watch this movie.

If we all sat and smoked blunts. Yes. And watches outside. I just don't want to. It's just, choosing to watch a really bad movie on Amazon is like two things I hate. So you don't like, you're not a big, like, ironic movie watch at all. I hate the room.

I think the room shouldn't exist. I hate that people enjoy going to see the room. Is it just because you just don't like it? It's trash. Well, because it's funny, though. Also, they gave it millions of dollars. We could have done anything with that. fucking money.

Uh-oh. It's okay. Watch a little ice cube. Watch a little ice cube. You know what I want to see ice cubes on tour. I want to see Ice Cube. I want to see it.

Why? Only if he's doing snippets of War of the World. Oh, get away from that song. Hey, get out of there. Oh my God. The monsters were so bad. Just because you made a movie

during COVID doesn't mean you have to release it. Just take the fucking loss. It will so much time is. So much time is now past that it has definitely went to another distributor, and so much time has passed that already the movie that was made, the movie that was spent to make the movie has already been, it's like fucking Christmas of Time Memorial.

They're just trying to get anything. Now this is how they make their money. You know, Ice Cube was like, oh, man, I really dodged a bullet. So happy that movie didn't come out. Thanks for the check. And then all of a sudden, oh, shit. Oh, no, get away from that stuff. That's what I would say to Ice Cube next time you see that script.

Oh, man, get away from that stuff. He shot it at his own house. He looks like he just got in a fight with his wife. Every single person in this movie is shooting it from their home. Yes. The only people, because you notice the only people who had to leave anywhere were the two kids. Evil Lungoria is just like, on her iPhone, just shoot yourself. That was the other thing, too.

This is the lady who works for NASA. Ice Cube works for NSA. They both have AirBine. in? Yeah. Like, they're both, like, in these high-intensity situations, wearing earbows.

Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think it works like that. Oh, man. I am glad you made me watch it. Henry, thank you for... Oh, no. I'm locked in here.

Oh, no. I do love your anger, Eddie, towards watching things. It's like the same reason why I hate Skinnamarink. I just can't see anything that's just... Oh, he hated getting strong.

I hate it getting skinned. as well, but Skinnamaranked, I felt like everybody was fooled. The room at least The problem with the room in the end is Tommy Wiesot did not learn It's like we all were kind of hoping

He's only been rewarded Yes, and he did not learn what Because he was incapable of understanding What he did wrong with the room Eventually what happened is that we all told He thinks he got nominated for an Oscar He made the room thinking was the most important movie of all time. We showed up as an audience and told

him this movie is hilarious instead of him saying oh my god I didn't know how to make movies he's like I'm hilarious and then he started making comedies and then he made an office comedy that is if you want to see something that's worse and because

the room is not trying to be funny you should see his office sitcom oh and he tells jokes when he does his own style of David Brent like office management comedy you should lose some brain cells watching that. You should allow your blood pressure

to sort of spike. I don't know if he can handle it. His blood pressure is so low. Oh, so we got bump it up. I feel like this will get you upset more. It's like the one thing I got good. Oh, wow. Good for you.

No, dude. Let's fucking ruin that. You got to watch it. It's called the neighbors. And you say low, but it's normal. Oh. We just don't understand. Yeah, ours is just through the roof.

No, actually, I had a coup. My blood pressure was the highest level of normal it could be, the last time, though, but I was normal. You know, Java. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Now, I

don't know it out there. I feel like I'm usually not a nay bay over here. Usually I like things that other people like. Oh, yeah, you're very puzzled. But honestly, Heretic was one of those movies that everyone was like, it's so good, it's so good.

And then I watched it, and I was just like, I don't want to see it. The first 40 minutes were great. I enjoyed it. I thought it ended badly. but I like Hugh Jackman and not Hugh Jackman fucking Hugh Grant

Who is Joe Sucker Hugh Grant Joe Sucker Hugh Grant Toesucker He is He is fun in it

And I like seeing him In a different fun way He's a Mormon right He's not a Mormon The two Mormons that he's He's doing sort of The Mormons are the heroes Yeah

Yeah They were like They do a good job They don't lean on the Mormon stuff too much It's just like More showing this guy Is like a very

Obviously pretentious sociopathic, psychopathic atheist. And so he wants them to explain God and stuff. So it's like the beginning of it's really fun. But then it kind of just doesn't, it kind of fizzles out a little bit for me. I was more surprised at every, because it's like it has 91% of

rotten tomatoes. So it is one of those that I was like, I'm not coming in trying to be a hater, but I thought the end really shit the bed for me personally. I understand why some people are like, he's just like, you know what, I believe. Yep. It's no, God, like, I got Was that really the end? No, it got super

It was a whole thing where instead of, you went down there and it was like, yeah, it just got all supernatural, it got all ghosts. Just like turned supernatural at the very end. Like, House of a Thousand Corpses, like really, that bothered me. I think when it went super. I like, I like, I love the movie. Don't get me wrong. I love House of a Thousand Corpses, but I feel like the movie would have been way more terrifying if it never went supernatural. You know what the thing is, is that I will prefer it, though, to go crazy.

than the nothing happened. Like society, like the movie society. That to me is like perfect. Like something, if you're going to go off the rails, go fucking out. Out of the rain, you know? But nothing I hate even more than when a bunch of stuff has happened in a movie. Oh, and then they just wake up in the house is fine. Yes, that's the kind of shit.

That it's like, why have I wasted my life watching somebody dream? It's like, the gate does that. Yes. I love the gate. Yeah, but it's stupid. It's so fun. Was that Johnny Depp? No, no.

It's just some kids and little monsters. The only thing about the gate that makes me... I like the gate, but I... That's my favorite. Oh, Stephen Dorr. The pop with the gate is that it's PG-13. Is that it's PG? That's the issue.

That's the classic 80s horror schluck. It's so fun. I like the gate. I'm not a gate hater. You know what I like? When I... I'd rather watch than the gate, stay tuned.

Oh, any time. And I know that it has a yucco in it, but I will say... Hey, lots of movies. guy yucos. You know, see how many yucos you gotta fucking get through to make a movie? He plays the devil. I know and stay tuned scared the shit out of me when I was little.

Like this movie, and we were watching like it and stuff and this scared me the most. This movie legitimately has some like deeply unsettling things in it. Outside of the, you know. I mean, yeah, but he was also before. He was great. He was a great pervert man. Really good at

being a pervert. Jeffrey Jones is an excellent pedophile actor. Very good at it. There is no, I feel like that's fine. It's like, saying Bill Cosby he's the funniest rapist of all time and you're, that's allowed. That is a statement that is said. Now,

who's funnier? Name one funnier. Name one funny. I was wrong. I was wracking my brain. Honestly. I don't think I can name one funnier. That's what I'm saying buddy. Yeah. Hmm. Can't.

All right, so, but while we're on this horrible subject, you know what is considered a summertime horror movie. Jeepers Creepers Oh Yeah that's one we can't really forgive I was gonna make everybody do this

For this movie's like episode There was a part of me that wanted us each to choose Three films from a canceled director To put forward as she'll be back Into the lexicon But legitimately all three of mine are Roman Polanski's So I don't really understand It doesn't count

He's the only one that truly is unfortunately Almost kind of indispensable in terms of being sex criminal and an artist, you know I mean, but it's hard to because, you know, I don't let him touch my car me. No. Yeah, the dogs. Keep the dogs away from him.

Oh, yeah. You know, he's Polish. You probably thought they were adults. Oh, come on. Hey. Come on. Let's forgive him. How about the sleep away camp series?

Oh, baby. I love the sleepaway camp. I like two of the most. Yes, I agree. Really? Yeah. Absolutely. All right, I'll go back and watch it again.

It's really, really good. Also, you know what's my favorite July 4th horror movie of all time? It has nothing to do with the holiday at all. But it's my favorite. Still, Tales from the Hood. Oh, Tales in the Hood. I was thinking about that movie. It's a really good movie. Tales from the hood is my

favorite. I would put that in... Great soundtrack. Yes. And I also really appreciate having a full on, like if we're throwing all these movies in on July 4th, like having that movie, which is probably the center of the voice of African American voices in horror at the time. Like, all of

those voices in that one movie. is like it's powerful man and fucking movies good as fuck and guess what though guess what it's not a party movie because I have tossed it on a couple times in a party thing to me and it's never a party movie

no it is not makes people really bummed out yeah it's awesome just the just the little doll part you could do it's my favorite because think of it as like shorts you know and just show like that part I feel like you could do that it's very good and it's genuinely scary

and it's upsetting and it's got a lot of fucking shit in it. It's very thick. Man, can I also just throw it out their hot take?

Can we stop making Conjuring movies? No. How is that? How is he going to continue? I know his career. I know we're all worried about it.

But our, the last one was unforgivable. I guess people are still going Remember, Henry, I think we saw, what was that the second or the third? I got you baby.

I got you baby. I got you baby. That was insidious too. Oh, that was insidious. That was insidious. We could stop making those as well.

I feel like it is that world of like if conjuring again, if you're going to go full circle and go like bat shit. All right. I guess keep going going. If you're going to final destination me, keep fucking going. I think it's just because they're all locked

in. I think that Patrick Wilson has information on somebody. How many are they making? I think this is it. I think this is it. It's last rights. Jesus Christ. My God. There's been so many last ones, but this should be fine. You know what's fucked up though is that I give it my money every time.

I do end up watching that. Yes. I think I might skip this one. I'm right. I'm close. only because the last one was so bad. So bad. And the idea of... The last one was really, really bad. And I did learn... The second one was kind of fun, at least. But I learned all the... The difference is between a nighttime Satanist

and a daytime Satanist. What? I remember. But I remember... Remember you remember saying that that there was nighttime Satanists and there was daytime Satanus? Yeah, sure. People with jobs. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, though, this is... What a good episode, guys. Mm-hmm. Oh, I want to give a shout out to Pirana 3D.

Prawn 3D was really fun Hell yeah Also Oh the hills have eyes That's also another Summer movie Summer sweaty horror movie Also I believe

The Friday the 13th Series is The Summer Yes Horror icon But four and seven are the ones The watch Yes

Yeah yeah yeah I would say that Friday the 13th And this is probably where I'll get in the hot water Is the least Best Of the icon

Like Of course it is Iconic Horror Yeah I mean They call it a rip off. And I love Freddie Krueger. Do not get me wrong.

No, that's Jason. I know. I'm talking about, I'm talking about separate. I'm like, I love Nightmare on Elm Street. Oh, yeah, Friday's 13. Friday's the, Friday's the best. Freddy's been my favorite horror character of all time. Really? Over Art the Clown. Yes. Wow. I love Freddy. I'm Michael Myers. Freddie's the O.J. dude. Michael Myers is my favorite. Yeah, I do love Mike. He's the best. He's evil incarnates.

But Freddy's, that's top of the fucking. It's Freddy and Pinhead. getting got in your sleep. Still, I mean, still creeps me the five. I mean, just thinking about the man with the hat and all that shit. Number three? What? Lepercone. He's your number three? Because of Warwick Davis. Wow. But have you... Warwick Davis. I like Leverick Davis. I like Leverick Davis. You are correct. Every minute he's on screen.

He makes that movie so watchable. Have you watched every single one of the leprechauns though? They really Warwick does show up but not a lot of the other people do. But when Warwick is on fucking screen. You're right. He's dynamic. He is legitimately the goat. He's a

scene stealer. He is. You're damn right. You cannot come for him. You are correct. I will kill for him. Did you guys see the new Willow? I did. I liked it. Did you like it? They cancelled it. They deleted it. I know. I know. Really? They deleted it.

It was like a wonderful, queer willow that was just really sweet and I was upset that they canceled it. I was playing on watching it. I didn't know they got rid of it. It's great. I've liked it. And I'm not saying I'm sure I'll get a lot of shit for people that like love, love Willow. I'm not saying I would never say it's better

than original Willow. I just had fun with it. It was just like a nice cute show. Sounds like you're saying it's better than the original Willow and I hope that the lesbians will kill Jackie in her sleep. We don't. Lesbians, you know I love you. Attack. No. Lesbians attack. Lesbians unite. I'm on your side.

Oh, and I know what you did last summer It's not worth watching Man, rewatching the original one So I wanted to rewatch It sucks ass It's fun That's what I'm talking about I'm not talking about the new one

And now this all makes sense Ed It's fucking horrible It doesn't purposely It's stupid And it's one of those horror movies that like But it didn't know it was stupid It thought it was good I know because it's a bunch of

That's what I don't like Yeah but I like It's just sexy hot people And they're being so Like it's so bad But you got it to me The movie The movie

only works if they don't think it's stupid they have to think that it's serious in order to sell it there's a certain amount of schlock allowance that you have to kind of I think if you're a huge or usher in

the worst period of horror in my opinion what's funny though is that a lot of those movies now are some of my favorite to rewatch just scream everything else is shit but dude they're really fun to rewold. The faculty's fun but the faculty's great yeah I'll tell you those bongles What are you waiting for?

You know what it is? These are the movies now that Natalie and I watch almost for comfort. These are my comfort movies now. Mimic. A couple other, like, 90 horror movie. Ghost boat. We're only just talking about Ghost Boat. The ghost boat is honestly not that bad. Bone collector.

The one with... I think it's Go ship. Go ship. Sorry. Ghosted. I like Ghostboat is the sequel. Phone collector. The Bone collector. There's another... Fallon. Fallon. Fall is good movie. It's all my time

Oh my God I want to rewatch Fallin For all the great I saw it in the last couple years That movie's a I also love Unironically all of the Stephen King TV movies that way

Except for the Shining Stephen King Stephen Weber movie Oh shouldn't have been made Needs to be deleted from Yeah talk about it deleting You I feel like you just brought it back into the zeitcast

I had to buy it on DVD Really And then you sent it back You're like I'm gonna watch it I'm gonna send it right back Can you make this into a CD, please? If you make this into a sandwich, please. So if there are any final thoughts before we begin,

what do you wish to see in the coming years? Well, I do want to let everyone know that Jaws is coming back to the IMAX theater on August 29th for one week. Get your tickets. I'm going September 2nd. So make sure if you do want to see it, I've seen in the theater multiple times. I've never seen in the IMAX. So if you want to check it out, now's the fucking time.

Is it the same printer? They refurbished it. I don't know. I bet it's going to be beautiful. Because it didn't come out on July 4th and it's coming out on Labor Day, so I imagine they took some extra time with it to make it pretty. Yeah, they put extra colors in it. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah.

We put three extra sharks in it. I would love that. Pump it up. We saw a ass the sharks. I'm always down for more vampires. I am such a sucker for vampires watching Lost Boys last night. That's fun. Yeah. I suck and I fuck and I fuck.

Yeah. Lost Boys is incredible. such a good, because I'm a sucker. I used to hang out with James, the writer. Really? Yeah, he used to live down the street for me. Hell yeah. He owned the only house on Houston. Every other place was a... Department building. Oh, where the dogs

loved his shit and piss. Yeah, yeah, that was his house. Yeah, hell yeah. He was very cool. Yeah, he worked as a grip on Blade Runner, pulled Lost Boys out of his ass and then bought a house off it and lived off at his all life. Lost Boys holds up. Have you seen Near Dark? Near Dark. Yes, I love Near Dark.

I think Near Dark is probably, besides besides... Near Dark's a little better. Francis Ford, Coppola's Dracula. It's like one of my favorite vampire movies. Also, not a summer one, but I saw last year for the first time, Fright Night. I had never seen Fright Night.

It's great. Yeah, it's great. I haven't seen it since I was a child. Not good. Remake, not good. No, the remake's not good, but watch the original again. It really is. It's a great movie. You know, it also is great for the summertime. I think anthologies are great for the summertime is

a, oh my God. My fucking favorite movie. The Stephen King Creep Show. The creep show movies. Oh, yeah. All of the creep show movies are fucking amazing. You like the ones that are shorts. I love anthologies.

Yes, you love anthologies. Yes. I love Body bags. Yes. I love body bags. I'm a sucker for anthologies. Oh, my God. All the VHSs have watched all the fucking whole holiday movies.

Right, it is Creep Show with the Leslie Nielsen with Ted Danson, right? Oh, it's so good. Again, and then with the naked gun, the new movie is actually really good. Liam Neeson shows off his chops. in that movie, but no one will replace Leonison. Leslie Nelson. No one will replace Leslie Nielsen because he's just

got that. Oh, he's perfect. Gravitas. But the new naked gun was a lot. Phenomenal. I can't wait to see it again. I can't wait to see it again. The blew my mind was Pamela Anderson. Yeah, she was great. I'm about to read her memoir because I'm now just falling in love with her.

She's got that doc, too, that came out two years ago. And she's got a new show now, too. She's got like a home show that she, like, because she has a farm. The show? It's the opposite. Bay Watch. Night watch. Night watch.

Oh, inside said day watch. We've been doing a lot of... Should have been Lake Watch. Yeah. Okay, there we got... River Watch. Yeah. We've had a lot.

We've done a lot of shows this week. A lot of shows this week. All right. All right, you fuckers. Thank you so much for joining us in today's special episode. It was special, wasn't it? You're welcome. Patreon.com slash last podcast and left give us money there.

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Oh, I got a birthday present from Rob. Sitting here showing me up and shit. Oh, my God. Yeah, Henry didn't give me anything. I got it. I already have you a gift. I didn't bring it today. I know.

He did. He already, Henry told me this. Oh, I love. What is it? It's a titty mug Elvira. Oh, that's very fun. This is great. Thank you so much.

That's very good. Does Bill come out the nipples? Can I suck on the tits on the outside of it? I'm going to put some holes in there so I can suck my coffee right at her tits. Thank you so much, Rob. I love this. And I will say, thank you so much. And when Jeff dies, you can put his ashes in it.

Good. This is the amount that I'll have. Don't go like I'm better with tits on it. Yeah. I, you know, Elvira's going to be doing the L.A. haunted hayride this year. Again? No, she hadn't been. No, I thought she stopped.

She stopped a long time ago and they brought in Monty Revolta. I love Monty. I love Monty. Not coming back to the guy? I don't know. I don't know. He might have died. That Alvira is now doing this year's haunted hayride.

And I was like, what about Monty Revolta? What am I going to do without Monty Revolta? Monty Revolta is this like, is a horror personality. I don't know if he's just in L.A. I've only ever seen him at the L.A. haunted hayride and he's on this show that is so genuinely funny. And I see him every year.

Monsie Rolta. Posted four weeks ago. Okay, good. So he's alive. Okay, he's alive. Yay. No one dies the next day. He just got fired.

Yeah. He might have been fired. Maybe he got fired. I imagine he might be problematic. Whoa. Monterevalta. I mean, can the undead grab whatever they want? Yes. They're dead. They don't know. Yeah. And thank you for joining us today. Jackie,

anything to pluck? Uh-oh. I don't know if you want to know about those holes. No, yeah. No, it's just what you said. YouTube.com slash at Who's the Bee? YouTube.com slash at LPN Romantic. Get on it. Check out page seven. You know, just come hang out with us. And Henry, come see Henry and I on the road. We've got some side story shows coming up. We're going to be in Kansas City on September 21st. Redway, California at the Mateel Community Center, October 24th. And Oh, is that where you're going to be during my choir concert? Yes. And that's the show you'll be canceling. So just let them know now. If we cancel that show, you won't get free weed for a year.

Yeah. Yeah, you get nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need, weed. All right, go to the, all right, do the show, do this show, do the show, do you know. In November 30th, we're going to be in Columbus, Ohio at the Newport Music Hall. Natalie Corby's frontrunner to play Shnard O'Connor. Ooh, she'll be great at it.

She'll be amazing at it. Why are you so upset? What about, do you care about Natalie Porman or Shenade O'Connor? Yeah. Yes. It was supposed to be me. That's a fucking horrible. Nothing come pass.

Nothing come pass to you. All right. Goodbye, everybody. I'll see you next week.