Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Movie Stories V

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

This week, in honor of Horror Movie season, Henry and Eddie are joined once again by the Cinematic Siren of LPN - Jackie Zebrowski! The trio checks in on everyone’s 31 for 31 progress... but first the gang reacts to this week’s wildest stories, including social media star Big John’s detainment and deportation from Australia, and the prison murder of disgraced Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? Yeah. But North Glade. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories.

Yes. Oh, yes. Jackie, you need to take it to heart that being Polish means you're not white. I learned that from the Himmler series. Is this why you brought me on today? Yes. Okay. He had to tell you that you're not white.

Racial tip. You're out, Jackie. I'm out. You're out. Just of the white club in general. I'm also Polish, but I get to stay in. Oh, why? Because I'm a man.

Oh, that's a main issue. So I'm the one that's out, but Henry is still in. I'm a man. I'm a man. He's a man. Okay. Well, I have both. I can claim white and...

Well, you're like Jamie Lee Curtis? Yes, I can claim white and person of color, that color being pink. Yeah. Oh, but I, I mean... I feel like I look a little roasted myself. I'm fairly pink. You're a normalized Italian American. Whoa.

Capish. And we took that away from you. I thought that they were also not white. No, we gave it to the indigenous. Oh, because of Indigenous People's Day. Columbus Day was the day that made Italian people not white. I'm going to blow up a spot real quick, all right? I was at, all right, okay, so I was in Madison, Wisconsin on Indigenous People's Day.

I performed the night before. was a great night. Thank you for everyone who came out to comedy on state. Great plug. Okay. It's not a plug the show's over. It was a thank you. Okay? Great. Thank you. This is a difference. Yeah. All right. I want to ship back the rest of my merch. Didn't sell all of that big surprise. The smaller sizes?

Yeah. All smalls are left. Smalls and medium are left. Yeah. I go to the post office. Closed. Indigenous People's Day. Good. Interesting. I'm good. You know, no, that's what I said. I'm like, you know what? I deserve it. I Google. Where's a FedEx? And the other side of the Capitol building in Wisconsin. Beautiful Capitol building in Madison, Wisconsin.

Really? Gorgeous. It was actually way, it was way better than it had any right to be. All right. So I'm walking around the Capitol in Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Indigenous People's Day, there's people working on the lawn. Unbelievable. You believe that shit?

They were white. No. See, I would have put out all the whites. But not me. I would have the day off. See, this, I would have this conversation with me a week ago. And then I would have taken the day. But you believe that?

That's ridiculous. Governor of Wisconsin. Whoever you are, I don't care to learn your name, you piece of shit. Wow. You're having the maintenance workers work on Indigenous People's Day. Probably not the governor's fault. I should have took it a picture of blown out. It's his building.

Or hers. Well. Thank you. Thank you. I'm just glad that we begin today's episode. I'm coming for you, you cheese fuck. I'm glad that we began today's episode with a threat to the governor of Wisconsin.

I'm coming back. That beautiful building that they don't deserve to have, apparently. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Tony Evers. Unfortunately, you're on watch. Yeah.

Is that his name? Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that. He looks like someone. Oh, yeah. He's probably in there jerking off watching him work. Oh, absolutely, Tony Evers.

Oh, and give me another curve. Really in the weeds here. Now, and we're sitting here with. I ain't taking no. Oh, shit. My darling sister, Jackie Zabrowski. B.O.C. Jackie Zabrowski. Can I start calling myself that?

Yes. BOC, bitch of color. Yes, I'm a bitch of color. Thank you. Thank you. I would say bitch of a certain color. Okay. A bitch of a certain color. You're a boss. I was thinking of a no color.

Okay. Ooh. How is our buddy Bosch? Well, for those of you that don't know, Big John is a man that we brought up on the stream. If you want to find out who Big John is, go and see our replay. at LPNTV over at the YouTube. And I've been hearing you pretend to be this man

for many minutes, and it sounds like you need to get into him. But Bosch, Mr. Big John, decided that he's a British food influencer, which means all of the food that he influences is disgusting. Yuck bang. Yes. But he got detained in a Perth airport after he declared that he was going to do a series of

meet and greets throughout the series. of Australia without obtaining a proper work visa. Big John has huge Chinese. He's got big ideas. He's got big ideas, but some of those big ideas require paperwork, Big John. Whatever cockney idiot you listen to

that told you that meet and greets. Oh, you just go and have good time. Shite some ass. What's wrong with I? And it's literally what? Somebody told you that it was a gray area and it was not a gray area. So Big John, unfortunately, was deported from Perth this morning.

I'm pretty sure the gray area is between his taint and his balls dude he hopes it's great is that where he keeps his huge Chinese I'm just so curious is what it means by Big John has huge Chinese look at his belly

going into his belly I know he's Big John but what is huge Chinese with the UK you have to remember they leave certain articles out right like they say go they go to hospital yes right so in there when they say having a big Chinese that's like a big Chinese meal

he's having an Asian meal He's having a big Chinese. Okay. But the thing with Big John is that he is very pro-immigrant. He's like he's very, and he goes, he's very outspoken, but then now he's detained in the immigration detention center. We've got to go save him. No, he's fine.

He's the girth in Perth. Big John literally needed to learn this lesson. He learned this lesson. He's learning absolutely nothing from this. Oh, he has. Do you think so? It's birthday, man. Oh, it's his birthday?

well you need the proper immigration paperwork even on your birthday that's how it works and uh that's just unfortunate and he's learned that is the true but that's the journey of the immigrant yeah and he learned right there of what you got to do there's another British celebrity in the news right there is and oh my lord I'm so glad that Jackie is here

for this episode I've been waiting for a platform to be able to talk about this and thank you guys so much for giving Zee because people want to know what I think about Ian Watkins, you know? For those of you that don't know, lead singer of everybody's favorite band lost profits, Ian Watkins

apparently also convicted pedophile and sexual offender. Found prophet. He is. Oh yeah. They found him very guilty. He is finally fucking dead. For those of you that don't know, go look it up. It's really horrible. I know nothing about this, really.

All I know is he fucked a baby, right? Well, I've been sitting here reading about and it turns out it wasn't fun for a lot of people, except for him. He tried to fuck a baby, which is actually honestly one of the things that's so hard because babies they just lie there. No, there's other things that he did try, he did

had sex with children, multiple children. There were people that, multiple children. He made bestiality videos. He made a bunch of children's fans. But Jackie, but all stuff that he should have been focusing on the music. Because when I think about the music, I feel like that's where everything suffered.

Yeah. I never even heard of their band. It's, oh, let's throw up a track. I don't think we can. I think I can play it for you. I may have to take it out of the episode, but I can give you a snippet. I can give you a little snippet. Can we do a thing, Rob, where you throw up a sample of lost profits and then we're going to put something in its place? For sure.

Yeah, I can make that happen. Isn't that what he just said and you said it back to him? Yes. God, it's always the worst music. God, I could just, oh, man. All right. I get it Is that him?

That's him Oh, I remember this Goo Gaga I want a piece of that lead singer You know you remember this too We were both listening To this whiny shit Oh my God

I can't right now With this Okay Are people gonna be angry I didn't realize that was lost profits That's them That's them Yep oh yeah

You were a lost profits fan Of course you was I mean I knew that song A lot of people like that song Really Yeah it was very popular song People liked it. Last train home was very popular, yes.

Yep, and it was the last train he took to the prison cell. He had 13 different crimes he was convicted of, including attempting, attempted rape of a minor, an 11th-month-old boy, conspiracy to rape, as well as possession of child pornography, of which 24 of the 90 images were considered to be level five, which is, you know, it misses that house, and misses that house, and it comes straight after you.

And would they say that's the most vile category of all, because that's called when you don't give them, It's called when you don't give them a reach around. Man, you know what? I got to say, like, who, poor cops, I think about this every time. It's like, all right, here's a series of videos. Level them. I mean, they're all arguing about it.

You know that that's actually a legit thing within, especially like the FBI, we talk about this. Like, you know, I'll just lay this out right now. When I was going to write this, the series that Natalie and I wrote, Trollville, that featured me as a person living in their basement and it was all right before the first Trump election and everyone wanted to know who's electing Trump and we were that that was like a video that we put together

this story of a man that was a troll on the internet that was then challenged by being thrust into real life. And I realized with the second season what I'd always wanted to be was to be one of these guys which is that Toby, my character, would be one of the human eyes on content that needed to be pulled off of social media networks because that's what they have to do.

It's like, so they haven't, they're working on AI and computer programs to watch this shit on its own, right? But the problem is they need human checkers to double the work. Of course. So you have these people that have to go. So it doesn't even matter.

There's no reason to have AI watch trial pornography. I mean, unless we're trying to teach him how to make great stuff. And so Watkins, he was jailed in 2013. He admitted a string of horrific. sex offenses, including the attempted rape of a fan's baby. A trial judge later said that the charges against Watkins

plumbed new depths of depravity and he was jealous. And apparently he said that that was the password on the encrypted files to his computer was, I fuck K-I-D-Z, period. But isn't it usually like what they check first is like that kind of stuff like,

I fuck children, fucking children is good. It actually takes a quite a bit for someone to flag your statements on the internet. They have to build up a case against you. Oh, I meant after he was already going through it, I feel like that's, you know, you probably should have covered your tracks a little bit better.

So, Henry, did you change all your password? Yeah. Also, I pulled that application out for my vanity license plate because I thought mine was extremely unique. He was arrested in September 2012 after police executed a drug search warrant at his home in Pontebid

and seized a large number of computers. computers, mobile phones, and storage devices. Now, we know that he was on protective lockup in jail. So he was, in Britain. In Britain. He was like, what was this place? It was called, like, I forgot the name of the prison that he was in that has, like, a funny name.

It's called, like, Monster Mansion or whatever. And it's all these extreme criminals in the UK. And he's one of them. And he has been under extreme protective custody, walking everywhere, has had no, like, time to his own. He's always on a suicide watch. He was actually held at knife point in 2023 already. Yeah, of course.

So he was already, David, went to go for him. So this time, what is that popular? They are gutted. They were very much so gutted for him. So the guys got him. And so they stabbed him to death. How many, many, many, many, many, many, many times. Rashid, Geddell, and Samuel Doddsworth were arrested on suspicion of murder and were taken into police custody.

And they are very happy about it. He was assaulted. It seems that his throat was slit. I imagine that those guys are going to be getting very extra food for the rest of their meals in prison. You know, it's just one of those where people are like, an eye for an eye makes the whole. But it's like, nah, man. Yeah. You know who said that?

Gandhi. You know what he did? Noddy. Oh. Well, you could say Gandhi fuck kids. It's more like he married his cousin. And it's just different when you think about all the other stuff. You're so hungry.

It's like the choices you make. Separate the art from the artist. And so this guy could have happened to a nicer guy. Ian Watkins, got him. That's a big old got him. Bye. I hope he got to put in one last prayer so he could go to heaven with Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Saville. Well, they won't be able to get to heaven.

Why not? He's lost. Oh, my God. He's a lost. If he says, I'm sorry, right before, they do believe in certain. Christian ideologies, largely also in the Catholics, the idea that no matter what you do in this life, you go to

purgatory. Do you know, the Protestants hate, that's why they hate the Catholics. Because they say, you can't trust them. You can't trust them because they could just commit a crime and then confess their sins and be forgiven. You can't trust them. Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's a cold. It's called. I don't trust them. I don't trust them. I mean, you know,

it's half my family. Anna, you're family. I didn't say, I trusted my family. We will eventually do some run-up of Watkins, because I don't want to go through all of the details. Can we not talk about him ever again? I feel like this is fine and all it deserves. I actually, I kind of want to do a series of things.

I want to do a series of things. Well, you don't want to have another, I want more details, guys? You know what I call this type of murderer, this type of person's criminal? A cake pop. Yeah. They were ready to take them. Because once he popped, his fun didn't stop? That's Pringles.

I'm listening to cake pop. It's delicious. Yes. It's more of something tiny stuck on something. very long and thin. Well, let's get to some movie talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what people warm up for.

Hell yeah. I love it. Like, this is all going to happen. And then, like, we're going to put this episode out and be able to like, I can't believe Jackie was there. That's my favorite. It's going to take no shit. Oh, yeah. It's all going to be Jackie.

You know? It's all going to be the people paid stuff. It's going to be real upset. I didn't say anything bad. Yeah. I know. But guess what you did. It doesn't matter.

Yeah. It's the comment for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I did say that, you know, I'm fine with what happened to him. You know, you don't want to wish evil on a person, but... It's not evil. It's, you know, getting stabbed death. I think you're both terrible people.

Stab them again! I think every life is sacred, which is why every time I even masturbate, I save it. Because I know each time I look at it, because I can't bear. So it goes back in you. It's a circle of life. Or do you give it to Natalie? Do you, like, offer it to her? No, I go and I say, good night, Theodore.

Good night. Elizabeth. Oh, I thought they were all shipmunks. Good night, Brian. Good night, Samuel. Good night, Roderigo. Like Samuel L. Jackson? Yes. Good night, Jefferson, Robotnik.

And then I let him out into the ocean of the toilet. Go. It's all stuck on your hands. Get on. Get to use cold water. I need costume suggestions also, by the way. From the people. If you could send me some

costume suggestions. Henry's got a good costume cooked up for the Humboldt show. Oh, dude. I do. And I don't have anything yet. Ooh. I could just wear my Annabelle, but that's like, you know, old hat at this day. Easy, yeah, that's too easy. Yeah, I'm already Annabelle all the time. Here's too short. Here, let me pitch what Eddie already pitched.

Okay. Michael Jackson. What do you think? I mean, I think that you should, I think it's a wonderful idea if you can find that red jacket in your size. Oh, we found it. Oh, I found it. Wow. I mean, that's most of the costume. Halloween costumes.com.

Yeah, they got everything over there, apparently. Yeah, I had no idea. We have friends there. Yeah, look at this guy. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, fat Jackson. Think about Ed Larson.

I mean, honestly, I don't remember about all the time. Plus-size Michael Jackson. Does it come with the shoes? Do I have to get the shoes? I don't know. Yeah, just jacket and pants, man. No, yeah, no shoes. Yeah, you got the shoes on right now.

Could I do the thriller paint? Sure. What kind of paint? Like a type of. Like a brown texture? I am wearing the men's plus size Marco Jackson Thriller costume. And this comes with

the jacket and the pants. And here is a 360. Yes. Turn it all right. Bandit overfall me. Show it. And for reference, I am a six foot male wearing a size 2XL.

And a few of us that I have that I love about the costume is the breathable fabric, especially throughout the night when you're dancing, and also the attention to the extra details in the jacket. All right, I'm buying it. I have never been sold something so quickly before.

You have to get that. This is where the side stories debate comes down to it. Is it blackface if the guy is a predator? You're not going to put black face on. He was white at the end. Yeah. You might have to put a fake nose on. Oh, that's a good idea.

Well, not when he was in the thriller jacket. The thriller jacket didn't have a fake nose. That's the problem. Can you dress up as black Michael Jackson? This is when he was half flat No, I think it's fine I'm not going to paint myself Side stories L-P-O-T-L at G-M. I think it's fine

It's just a jacket and pants We're giving him for tiglio spots What do you think? I don't care When anybody says Look at that Look at how happy he is Have you on who's the bitch to decide If it is too bitchy to be white

Michael Jackson That's a really good idea I'd love to hear of your audience I want to hear what your audience says here Come on, we're trying to do more We're trying to bring in more live callers I mean, well, I got to buy this thing like today to get it here. Yeah, you got to get it.

There's a rush option. I don't want to dress like rush. That's stupid. Yeah, you don't know math, rock. That was the thing, because I don't want to bust with my costumeist because we could do a theme. Busted! No. Oh, I could buy the heels separately.

They're pimp platform shoes. Whoa. They are not being comfortable. Do they come in 13? Do they come in 13? Making Rob do all the work? I got you, dude, they're 50 bucks, though. 50 bucks is a lot for a shitty joke.

Well, I guess I can write it all love. Yeah, using it for a show. What are you talking about? You're going to wear it for a bunch of times, your anniversary, Julie's birthday, Christmas. There's so many ways for Michael Jackson's Ed Larson's thriller to fit in to stuff. But also those shoes you could wear if you ever wanted to be Pee-Wee Herman, which I think you could also really pull off and do tequila with those shoes.

Yeah, big old Herman. Yeah, big boy Herman. Please. Oh, my, because that's the guy to make up you could do. Yeah. Oh, maybe I should just do big old Herman. Wait, hey, let's think about it. Now we can't.

Is it just Herman? It's just Herman. But it's just Herman. Yeah. Well, we'll see, won't we? We're going to find out. You're going to see if you come over to Humboldt. So you go to last spot, I guess, left, and you buy those tickets to see us live at the

Mateel Community Center, October 24th. That's right. Oh, man, I got to say, I am so excited for that. And do you ever see the horror movie? about Michael Jackson leaving Neverland? I'm trying to segue here. Yeah, I know that was good. You know who I felt bad for?

Who? Finding Neverland. What a good movie. It was a great movie, but I always confused it with leaving Neverland. Exactly. I feel like it's gotten a bad rap. You don't want to find that Neverland. No.

You know, honestly, it sounded like for the first couple weeks, Neverland was kind of fun. Yeah, at first. But then you got to do all the construction guys. Do you think they have a clean conscience? No. Well, I think they're most. just like, very similar to our

mother's opinion, which was the idea that at least what she said was that no one when I got molested, no one took me to an amusement park. So I can see a little bit of the... That is what she... Wasn't that exactly what she said when Michael Jackson... I remember being like, because I wanted to know.

I forgot. I remember calling... No one ever took me to an amusement park. Yeah, yeah. Because it's true. It's like they are... I mean, it's a beautiful I believe someone bought it, right? I want to think like John Mayer about it. No, it's empty I think. Let's find out for sure. but I'm pretty sure it's empty. Is John Mayor?

Or is John Mayor too busy trying to have sex with influencers? Ronald Burkle! John Mayor, why does he always hit up like comedy influencers to have sex with? What are he talking about? Because of his fingers. Because he's got a beautiful soul or whatever. He just,

there's that there's some new influencer that he's always with some new influencer. Him and B.J. Novak. They find, they research. But then it's all, it's not that smooth. I don't think John Mayer needs to hit people up. I think they come to him. Yeah, I think they're coming at him. Dude, it's all over the fucking the gossip rags.

He's all for Junew. He's got the fingers. for it. I think everybody, you know, everybody is just, they get into how what did he say? What did he say? He is hitting her, not in a nasty way. Did he slide into her a DM? Yeah. Then that's fine. Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad. That's what the DMs are for.

I'm just saying, it's just finding interesting. It's not like he's married. He's going for all a younger lady. They're of age and they're consenting, and at this day in age, I'll take it. Bubbles is still alive. Oh, she's 30. No, I'm not saying it's young. I don't care about the young thing. She's 30. I don't care about that. I'm saying

that it's just more, it's interesting that that that's what he's using that's what he does yeah it's better than it being on tinder i guess his john mayor he can be on raya yeah but even that i i've seen what happens on raya and it's really not what you're looking for although i did see uh one of the guys from jersey shore on there polly d and uh but he's not one or maybe it was viny either way not the kind of politics anybody i know was going after but i think if you're having sex with viny from there you're not there to talk debate topics I think you're there to get your canoli fucking jammed hold. I unfortunately don't know if that's what he's known for.

I think it's more eating a little bit of keto spaghetti. Hey, she's a good guy. She's a good guy. All right, so Bubbles is safe. Yeah, Bubbles is in Florida. The Center for Great Apes. He is two, he's older than both of you. Bubbles is doing better than any one of Michael Jackson's other victims.

Apparently, Bubbles, if you go see Bubbles, he will spit water and throw sand at you. It's the cutest thing of every. Like Michael Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, wow, he's born in 1983. Oh, he's a, what month doesn't say? Oh, what's his sign? What's his sign?

Right from North Lane. All right, do we want to talk any movies? I mean, sure. Yeah, that's right here. Have we seen anything that's good? I will throw it out there. I saw a couple good ones this time. I, and I was trying to watch a couple off of y'all's 31 for 31.

And I remember specifically, I was obsessed with the movie. Sturr of Echoes when it came out. And I couldn't believe that it was on y'all's list. Who chose Sturr of Echoes? I rewatched it. It is, it's pretty good. It's terrifying. For a thrill.

Like, Kevin Bacon, I just remember watching it over. But it's like, why did we watch it so many times? Did you all watch it? It was just always on, right? It was just always on cable. It was one of those movies. And Catherine Herb, Urbanators Rise Up, you know? I love her from What About Bob?

And I love her in Stir of Echoes. Is there she? Is there literally... Is there a series of herbinators? No. Who's she? Catherine Herb. I was talking...

Which is that Catherine Herb? No, that's not Catherine Herb, the daughter from What About Bob? Yeah, I don't remember what she looks like, really. Urbanators, herb! Urbanators, herb. Yeah, nobody ever thinks about her or thinks about her. What? I think about Julie Haggerty was great.

Is she law and order? Yes, law and order, lady. Oh, cool. No, she was on that show either. It's funny because I only recognize her from what about Bob. Yeah, of course. As a child. Just like in weapons, I was so excited because the scary woman was the girlfriend in Uncle Buck.

And I got so excited. Yeah, I was like, she's her Uncle Buck. That's awesome. That's really cool. And that's what happens when you suck John Candy's dick, you turn into a witch. Yeah, well, you know, and also you got syrup for your pancakes afterwards. Yeah, I know. I'm going to say, I am emotionally afraid to see the John Candy documentary.

I don't know if I can do it. Do you know that you find out that his mom really was a caribou? Did you watch it yet? No. I don't know if I... Of course I'm going to watch it. I can't wait to cry. I'm going to watch it, but it's going to be...

I think it's going to be too much. I've already experienced all the John Candy trauma that I can take, so I'm fine watching it. It is called John Candy. I like me, but... When he died, I was in the middle of a rec game basketball, and my mom came up to me in halftime. She's like, Eddie, I have to tell you that John Candy died. Oh, my God.

In the middle of the game? Half time. Are you kidding me now? Oh, also Colin Hanks directed it. Yeah, Colin Hanks, who arguably is the most mediocre person to exist. Colin Hanks. He is by far the most mediocre Nepo baby, but he is doing a good job. He's extremely mediocre.

He's done some great shit. Like what? Like directed and all that stuff. He's dope. Exactly. What? Orange County. He was great.

You think that Orange County's enough. Orange County? No, I don't think it's enough. I think he's done lots of stuff. Band of Brothers? He's fine in them band and brothers. He's good in Fargo. He's fine in Fargo.

I never watched Fargo. He's fine. I liked Fargo. I actually did watch a bunch of Fargo. Oh, yeah? You actually watched television. Yeah, that one I watched. Look at that.

Yeah. Yeah, but he's fine. He's just whatever. But he's did the John Candy thing because he got the, he has the ins. Of course he's the only one that could talk to because I guess the an acroids. But he understands. He's Tom Hanks' son. He understands like being the child of a fucking icon.

And it's also supposed to be very good. It's getting very good. reviews. Yeah, it's about John Candy. Of course it's going to be good there. I think it's like shooting fish in a goddamn barrel. What are we going to do here? If he's going to make it, it's going to suck? He's going to make this thing about John Candy. He's just going to suck. No, it's not. It's John Candy. It's people talking

about John Candy. You could just let the camera run. You've got to do anything. But I will say, if you're talking about mediocre people, I am also annoyed that Ryan Reynolds is one of the producers of this and he's going out and showing it as in. I know, but he's claiming John Candy. He's so fucking annoying. I'm so

I'm done. I'm done. I'm But I also, I am glad that they brought this to the world. I don't need a stupid little glasses, but also thank you to Mitt Mobile for all the money. Oh, my God. Did you know the other documentary that Colin Hanks made that I'm scared to watch? What? The Eagles of Death Metal. They were the band at the Batta clan when it got shot up in Paris.

Oh, interesting. I wonder what that documentary is like. If that whole documentary, I didn't even know this existed, if they don't mention, in the shooting and they just do it as like a as like a puff piece on the band that would be incredible I legitimately could see Colin Hanks doing something like that oh yeah before during and after the terrorist event

yeah they'd get all in it okay that'll be interesting yeah we should talk like honestly we should cover that good for Colin Hanks yeah I think he's cool he's fine he's doing better than just you know he's doing fine but anyway we're supposed to be talking about stir of echoes oh yeah sir Vechos what I like about stir of echoes I like how we're all more scared of the John Candy documentary

Any movie, any movie, it really is. I'm terrified of it. But I, uh, the, watching stir of echoes made me realize, thankfully, he's not even Hawk because we're already a black phone two on here. And then I also had Cisterner on here. And then when I put stir of echoes on, at first I was like, it was watching a, I was very afraid. I was like, oh, fuck, is this going to be all Ethan Hawke.

Ethan Hawke's like the new king of horror. I love him. Yeah, I love him out of nowhere. But Kevin Bacon's really good in. Kevin Bacon's very. very good. And actually, I saw Sinister not that long ago. And I remember, I think, I think came out in like 2012. It was like the best horror movie of 2012. And I was like, man, did 2012 suck that bad? You know, I now like it better. I like it better now. On this last rewatching. Really? Because you know what it was? Every once in a while, like, I'll take a step back. Because I'd seen Sinister a bunch. Sinister's one of those movies. Like, Natalie and I, when we do... The VHS tape is scary. I'll give it you that. I mean, the tape, the tape first. It's scary. Sinister scares the shit out of me.

It's great. But Natalie and I do a thing, like when we're in hotels, it's like, you know, one of our favorite things is like everyone's got their comfort watches. And we like to put on whatever kind of horror movie that's either on or you can rent. And Sinister is one of those, much like It Chapter 2, much like Dr. Sleep that is always available for rent in a hotel room for some reason. So we have seen Sinister so many times. Dr. Sleep is awesome.

I love Dr. Sleep is so. Great, great, great, great, great. I love Dr. Slick. That's an action movie. I would put it as like, it's like a thriller. Yeah, sci-fi horror thriller. Yeah, I love that. I love Dr.

Dr. Sleeve. But Sinister, like, this time I was like, I try to sit and re-watch it with like fresh eyes. We just talked to Scott Derrickson. I was like, all right, let me re-look at this. Okay. And to be honest, what I liked about it at this point was that it was funny for 2012 to do a commentary about true crime authors. Yeah. Because it was before all of it.

And he was like, that was the whole angle I, like, even kind of forgot about it. It was that Ethan Hawk was this, like, true crime writer and he was lying to his family. There's so many movies and horror movies that are about a writer and about, it's just like, can you stop writing about yourself and get creative? Ask Seth Rogen to do the same thing, but they win a lot of awards. Yeah, I mean, the studio was unbelievable. Hollywood likes things about itself. They always have. They always have.

I mean, the studio won a bunch. I mean, it was great. It won the most awards. But they specifically like stuff about themselves because they love to hear about themselves. Yeah, so do I. I mean, I guess. I'm dumb with stuff about comedians. How did you feel about the first new Halloween movie with the podcasters?

I liked it. I actually liked it, too. Yeah, I was right. As soon as I saw it, I groaned. And then it grew on me immediately. Pretty good. The only movie that features podcasters that I really kind of took vaguely offense to, which is still very funny, is Tusk. That was the first one that came down...

Not Godzilla. No, because Tussle's pretty bad. That was just bad. Tusk was the first one that said podcasters are obnoxious shitheads. Well, they are. But they are. But it was the first one that say it. But it also came from a podcast.

Yes. The whole movie wouldn't exist without podcast. Exactly. So it was making fun of itself. Now, are you guys, you brought up It Chapter 2, and I know you don't like shows. And I know that it's not on your 30-1-1-1. You're going to watch it? Yeah.

Welcome to Dary one. I'm going to wait for people to tell me it's good before I watch it. I watch it. I watch all Stephen. King things. I saw that one show. What was the Shawshank show? I saw that. What was the one the other characters? Castle Rock. Castle Rock.

I watched Castle Rock. Is that good? It was fine. First East. Actually, yeah. No, it's good. It's fine. I watch all Stephen King like again, I have very few extended universes I choose. One of the extended universes I choose is Stephen King extended universe.

And that has been a thing that has now been sloped up for me and I enjoy it. You look like you're in the Burger King extended universe. Wait, did you see the long walk? Long walk was wonderful. Long walk was, I didn't know, like, I knew that Hoff boy was in it, and that made me very excited. He was, is it just about the end of Forrest Gump? Yeah, when he's just slowing down.

And people are just walking behind and be like, make another shirt. I was underwhelmed with Hoff Boy Jr. in licorice pizza, but he changed my mind in Longwood. Hoff boy killed Long Walk, but. Hoff boy did a really good job on this. I'm truly surprised And in that movie there was like The first time I really saw flashes of his father In his face

Do you think he started doing heroin? A hope What do you think made his father great? Do it, Cooper You don't need it. You don't need it. You don't need it. Do it.

Follow the dragon. No, long walk was awesome. Man. Yeah. Stero beckos, by the way, we've not talked about it. We've mentioned it four times. Please.

Sorry Also Spoilers But yeah That movie is very upsetting It's very brutal Stir of Echoes Yes

I was very upset about how upsetting it was And I hadn't seen it since high school And I watched it in high school Another stupid story But I was on acid with the worst person I knew And it was the middle of the night And then he was like Let's watch Stir of Echoes

And I was like, what's stir of Echoes? And he's like, it's very funny Oh no And then we put it on, and I was, like, out of my mind on acid, because this is 1990s acid, you know, so we're just like, we're flipping out, and I watch Stereve Echoes. And I still have the fingernails popping off her, like, it's embedded in my brain. I haven't even watched it yet on our 31 for 31. I haven't been able to watch it since I was, like, 16. That's awesome.

And it's, like, embedded in my horror brain. Are you going to eat a bunch of acid when you watch it this time? I'll eat mushrooms. Okay. I mean, you should have. I feel like you want to see if it really affects you the same way. I think he actually needs an antiasid. Do you?

Oh, I take that every morning. Thank you, Omeppersol, for all that you do for me. But, yeah, Serbeck, I'm very excited. I want to make Julie watch it because she loves Kevin Bacon. Oh, she's going to, and he looks so good. Man, he looked good, Dan, looks even better now. He's a great actor, and he's a great performer. Know what I love?

Meteorker musician. Kevin? Yeah. Kevin Bacon Brothers, you know, what do you expect? Bruce Willis the band. It's the hats, yeah. It's like going to see Keanu Reeves in concerts. It's for the fucking novel.

Oh, I get it. It was a dog star. But anyway, so, like... Didn't you see Dogstar? Yeah. Well, no, and I saw the Hollywood Vampires, Johnny Depp's band. That was with, it was like a... Was that the one where Joe Perry got taken off?

Yes. Yeah, that was the one where he had like the, like an episode on stage while he was performing. And they had like take him off. And they didn't say anything during the concert world. She was like, what happened to Joe Perry? Like, what happened to him? But I... And then he...

went right into the hospital, so they didn't stop the show. No, you can't. Was it Joe Perry or Steve Perry? Steve Perry's from Journey. Joe Perry's from Harris Smith. Got it. It was Joe Perry. But, anyway, stir echoes. And Alice Cooper, by the way. I mean, it was quite

a super band. Oh, yeah. Well, they were a bit lazy and it's fine. Johnny Depp was my favorite because he would just stroll out with a guitar and just strum it once. Sterve Echoes. Oh, yeah, and people would throw in their underpants? Yeah. He's just hanging the underpants off of his guitars.

Oh, yeah. You know what I watched that blew me away that I couldn't believe was as intense as it was? Hmm. Was frenzy. Oh, you watched it? Yes. I haven't seen it yet. I have never seen Alfred Hitchcock's frenzy.

Me neither. It's one of the few Alfred Hitchcock's I haven't seen. I've never seen it. Okay, so set the stage. Why is this so great? Well, it's... Don't spoil too much. It's a serial killer thriller, and it is straight up a slasher.

It has... Probably one of the most intense rape murder scenes I've seen since fucking a death wish. Wow. Where it is, especially for a movie set in 1972. They did it a lot back then. There was lots of rape and murder scenes in 70s. Well, you know what it was to is this lead actor managed to, it's about a guy called the necktie killer. Okay.

And it's about going after the, it sets up a red herring, like, guy. And then you follow the real guy that's a necktie. killer and it's very it's very, very Hitchcock. It's very brutal and there's one the scene in it where the only way to really describe it

it's the classiest expression I've ever seen of a man coming his own pants Really? There is a moment in this movie Like there's a moment in this movie that it's the best acted man coming in his pants sequence that I've ever seen

Like, it's so, because you don't even realize What makes it so good? It's just, you know what it is? It's that like now when we do coming in pants, right? Like in these days, you go, gong, gong, gong, gong, gong, gus. See, the guy did it in such a subtle evil. Like, it was the most evil coming of pants that I've ever seen. I can't wait to watch it.

He's so good in it. The guy's so deadly in it. That's only me alone, yeah. But the movie really, it just reminds me of that. It was like, it's the only Hitchcock movie with. open blood and nudity. So it's a lot of, like, he modernizes the movie.

Okay. Apparently, it was after a long string of kind of like flops for him. So when he had made a couple of these movies, because I also didn't really appreciate until I was researching it, this might be saying a lot, obviously correct me,

because they don't quite know. I'll correct you. It does seem like he was almost like the Tarantino of his day, where, oh, yeah. Hitchcock was such an exciting, but also exploitive filmmaker. and that this seemed to be a return to form for him.

You know, Hitchcock, what I always go back to, it's a, they asked what makes his movie so scary? And he said, three words, torture the women. Because he's like, once you, like, make the women, like, uncomfortable in the movie, that's, actually what starts scaring people. And then... Because if you're just killing dudes, no one cares.

Nobody cares. You know? He also... I'm so glad. ...changed pop culture, and he changed the way... There's a sequence in this movie that is one of the most ornate, beautifully shot, like

chase sequences. You just also forget I will say when you watch it, the pace is not what one is used to. This is the goodbye babs shot. It's very famous shot apparently that I didn't know that he because after he does the first,

he's very smart and scary because what he does is he plays the first kill in full detail and then as they subsequently go, he then, you know what happens. Oh, okay. So then he hides it in a really artistic way. He's just, obviously, he's a master

filmmaker, and you watch it, and it was like, oh, this is what slasher movies like can be. Yes. No, I mean, Hitchcock's the fucking shit, dude. I love Hitchcock. Even Psycho has its flaws. I think that Frenzies just got, I mean, it's got its pacing issues, but that's just because it's a film from 1972. He started it.

It's the first of, he did the first of everything. You know, he did, like, the first spy movies. He did the first of everything. We created, like, that idea of that big tent pole like crime movie like you know north by northwest yeah that created so much stuff like it is interesting to see that like there's certain things where it's especially now that i'm in full criterion hold yes all i'm doing is watching criterion movies and you start to realize everything's ripped off of course we and everything's been done everything's music so many different

ways and you just but also you then that shows me to the other side of what the education and music and film does, which is, fills the artist with reference points. And that's kind of the thing is that sometimes guys make stuff up originally. But then the rest of us are going to go running with it. But then you look at somebody like Kirozawa, a lot of those like older Asian movies that you see. A lot of it, Christopher Nolan stole. Of course. Christopher Nolan drank their milkshake.

You know what they all did. They learned from them. They didn't steal from them. No, exactly. No, great artists. steal. That's why they say that. I mean, Hitchcock totally influenced Spielberg. It's all

over the place. I mean, the most famous shot from Jaws is the Vertigo shot. It's awesome. And then Jaws is kind of like the birds in a way. You know, so it's like, it's very much taken. Yeah, it's just, I find it fascinating that it all takes one portly man. Now, to terrorize all those women.

The lead in Frenzy, you know what else he was the lead in? That old school Macbeth from the 70s, he was Macbeth. The one with that crazy fight scene at the end? That's one of the best fight scenes. I think I've ever seen at the end of that old Macbeth. Oh, yes.

He's a great old school character actor, John Fisch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's great, man. I fucking love that shit. Man, speaking of movies that I guess people took from eventually, I finally saw them. The movie, Henry, you've been... No, them is a French-Romanian horror movie that Henry has been telling me to watch for like two years.

Okay. And it was ever since he watched it that it is essentially about a home invasion movie. It's a French horror film that I couldn't find anywhere. The strangers is loosely based on it. So that's what I was saying, that it was like, strangers came out in 2008. This one came out in 2006. This one, it is an hour and ten minutes long. Love it.

So strangers should have been that long. Exactly. Exactly what I'm saying is that they took so many. And like, I like the strangers, but then you watch them. And it is a very similar and very succinctly made movie that is just in and out, very upsetting, and just leaves you wanting more, I guess. And it is, you know, of course, loosely based on a real story and not a story I want to be living. I think home invasion movies are my least favorite type of horror. Really?

Because they upset me so much. Oh, okay. I was about to be. Actually, like, I don't think that they're bad as much as I just get. get really upset. Very upset. Dude, you want to... Never watch Hush.

You know what you should watch. I saw Hush. Hush is great. When she was... Oh my God. When she couldn't see anything. Does that shit look just like Amber? Yes.

Oh, yes. Yeah, it's scarily so. You know what you should watch for your own limit testing? I don't think I need to test limits. I'm fine. Maybe next year I'll make them do this. Maybe I'll make a limit testing one.

Make him see funny games. Because I don't know if he's ever seen. Yeah, the Michael Hannekey funny game. I think I saw the new one. And it's like, it's it is fucked up on their heads or something right it's there's something about the yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at first i saw the new one yeah i saw the new one yeah i saw the new one the new one is nowhere near i feel like i guess it's not director right i've never seen didn't he make

the movie twice isn't that the cool thing about it yes i haven't seen the original in so long that i don't even remember it but it's like the worst of the the the worst of the intensities of the invasion film. You know what the most still to this day, the most intense like home invasion, like scene, even though it was a hotel room? Devil's Rejects. Oh, buddy. The beginning of Devil's Rejects is so upset.

It's so, I hate it so much. With the gun? Oh my God. What a fucking aggravating scene. I couldn't handle it, man. And the sheriff in that movie was in the Tom Savini, Night of the Living Dead. And so was Bill Mosley. Yep. And so Night of the Living Dead, which is one of my, I actually

enjoyed the hell out of it, man. I watched the Thomas Savini Night of Living Dead and I actually think it's one of my favorite it moved up because the first one's kind of boring and that's also another case

of Romero directed both of those Oh no no no Savini he rewrote it with him and produced it yes And I just saw Day of the Dead for the first time You'd never seen it? You know what I'm not a huge zombie

person and I forget that like I... Because we ever we got zombie fatigue but then it's like you throw on like a movie like just don't train to Busan or something like that. It was like, yeah, you know, the 28 days later, it's like, yeah, give me that. And so I was like, I need to go back and watch more of the original, like, Night of Living Dead.

So I'm kind of throwing myself into it, and I am loving it. So you saw a Day of the Dead or Dawn of the Dead? Is that the one in the mall? No, not the, I've seen the one in the mall. Day of the Dead is the one where they're stuck in the apartment building, yes, yes. I haven't seen that one. And so I didn't realize. Oh, no, they're in the underground bunker.

That's what it is. Oh, my God, when they're in the bunker. And so all of them, I didn't understand that all of them were like different chapters. Yes. It made me feel very stupid. But this is why you go back and you watch the original things. I love the old shit. I was always saying, I'm not big into zombies.

I'm not big. But then I'll watch great zombie movies. And I'm like, but this is great. Yeah, the movie called zombies really good, too. Well, each one sort of follows because Night of Living Dead kind of when it starts day of the dead is like, after it and then dawn of the dead is like once the whole world

has sort of been occupied and dawn of the dead is probably the best zombie movie ever made besides wow God 28 days later 20 days later is pretty fucking good 28 years later is fucking awesome

28 years later was oh it was very good it was very very good now I want to say if we were spoiled this year buddy I got to tell you oh god it was so good this year man this year was a very special year

for horror movies I think this was like it was a really good one The wall to wall. He's like the 83 draft for quarterbacks. Dude, I just really like, even just thinking about it between, even Eddington I'd almost put it in there. And you got 28 years later, sinners, bring her back, weapons. Like, holy shit.

I mean, bring her back still the best one for me. I still haven't seen VHS Halloween. I'm waiting for closer to Halloween. Yeah. Okay. Now, before we get too far off of this topic here, the other, my favorite movie that I saw off of our list was this week so far. and that's also George Romero, Tom Savini, creep show.

I love that he's never seen it. Oh, what did you think? What did you think? I thought I saw it. It was one of those things where I thought I had seen it. I, like, tricked my brain tricked itself. Because you knew so much from it, too. And then I loved it.

It was so good. The monkey shit? Yeah. Do you recognize the little boy at the beginning? No. Oh, yeah. It's Joe Hill. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But also, it's a reminder that Leslie Nielsen's frightening. That section is so good. It also shows why even Liam Neeson's close, but no one will replace Leslie Nielsen as Frank Trevin. No. No, of course. He's close.

But he didn't try to. He didn't try to. He placed his son. And the son's never as good. No, never. Never. Never. Never. But, man, Leslie Nielsen's so fucking great in this.

That's the one with the Roach, the Roach one, right? Yes. Oh, yeah. Hal Hal Holbrook. And then Father's Day, which is also a wonderful segment. I thought you meant the Billy Crystal Robin Williams movie. That's a horror movie. That's a fucking hard movie.

No, it's just such a good yet because it's just the fucking best. It's just love creature. Where's my cake? Oh, God. Live from your blade. No, and we have so many to look forward to, too. That's what I love is I still haven't burned through any of the ones that I'm, I've been really saving.

the ones. Because you haven't seen grave encounters yet, right? No, I haven't. I'm very excited for our second Leslie Nielsen movie on the list, repossessed. Re, re-re-possessed. Have you seen that yet, Jackie? No, I haven't. Oh, repossessed. Well, you have, but you don't remember. It's an exorcist parody.

Repossessed. Oh, oh. Oh, I didn't realize it was called Re-Oh, we saw this movie all the time. Repossessed is the first time I saw Bress. Oh, yeah. God, about this movie. Oh, I'm going to watch this. Oh, it's so good. Linda Blazers, isn't it? Yes, yeah. Devil in a blue dress,

Blue Jazz, Blue Jazz, Devil in a Blue Jazz. You are just bringing up so much. I remember thinking that this was the Exorcist. Like, I thought that I had seen the Exorcist when I was little. I saw this way more than the Exorcist. Very much. Oh, yes. And also, I will say we are really breaking the mold, though,

for what you'd normally consider a horror comedy. Because in my mind, the reason why we chose to repossess is because I just want to fucking see it. Yeah. But I would not call it necessary. It's a comedy. It's not a horror comedy. It's a spoof. Yeah. It's a spoof. So to me, it's just fun to do.

It's fun to celebrate Leslie Nielsen, and that's why we're doing it. But, like, to me, a true fantastic horror comedy is 50-50, right? Or Tucker and Dale. Tucker and Dale and or the number one, which is Ghostbusters. I never saw. Oh, yeah. Ghostbusters is the number one of all. Because it is kind of scary.

It is. It's genuine. And also was written by a man who was an expert in the field. Is Army of Darkness a horror comedy? Yeah. Or is it just a comedy? No, I view it as a horror comedy. Yeah.

Okay, good. I, so you haven't seen it yet, Eddie, but have you seen it in life? Kill List is on your list. I've put this on again just to challenge Eddie. No, I haven't seen it. He's going to love Killis though. It might be one of the ones I skip. No, you're going to like Killis.

No, it's actually also a very good story. Whenever you tell me you can't wait for me to see it, I'm always like, get scared. No, it's going to be good. The violence in this, it's a great story. It's also like a crime story. Like it tells, it's, it's, it's, it's going to like, you're going to like this one. What was the one with Walking Fiener? where he plays the hitman.

Oh, the one with the hammers? Yes. I love that movie. It's similar in vibe to that movie. I was never really there or something like that. Oh, my God. Yeah. That is, it is truly very similar in tone.

I miss that director. She did that and we need to talk about Kevin. I think about we need to talk about Kevin all the time. It's a great movie. One of those movies that whenever I think anybody, I think it's just because. Lynn Ramsey. Lynn Ramsey is her name. All right, cool.

I want to see what else. I haven't seen Die My Love. That's new. She's got a new movie. She's only made horrific films. Oh, she's got a new movie coming. Is it out? Whoa, let's find out about this.

I want to watch this. How do we not know about this? Yes, it looks like it comes down on November 7th. On Tootsie's birthday. Tutsi's birthday, should we go? We can go. She's 18. She can go.

Oh, we'll bring her a dime, I love. We can bring it to the vet when we put her down. Oh, that's one. It's an American psychological black comedy. Jennifer Lawrence. Oh. Scorsese, he produced it, Lekees Stamfield, Nick Nolte.

Nick Nolte? What did it have to? It must be horrible if we'd even heard anything about this. Distributed by Mooby. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's probably bad. But Dolan went and saw the Hammer movie,

and that was great. That was good, but it was an even, but this is the storyline. I freely adds, In a forgotten patch of countryside. Oh, no. A woman is battling her demons, embasing exclusion.

yet wanting to belong, craving freedom, whilst stealing. Got a standing ovation at Cannes. Yeah, it's because they were tired of sitting. Yearning for family life, but wanting to burn the entire house. I'm ready for this. Given surprising leeway by her family for increasingly erratic behavior. She nevertheless feels ever more stifled and repressed. She's only made badass fucking movies.

What makes you think this one's going to suck? I thought you meant Jennifer Lawrence at first. I was like, no, she hasn't. But, yeah. It's just Jennifer Lawrence. It's the mother curse. A mother was great. Oh, that was good.

I love mother. It made me upset. Yeah, wait, you don't love mother? When a movie makes you upset, here's a great thing I like talking about. Sometimes it works. If it really makes you upset, like mother, I always use mother as this example because so many people like, I hate mother. I fuck it and they go crazy.

I was like, if it made you feel all of this, does that not make it great? Exactly. I said the same thing afterwards with Marcus and I got into a little bit of a debate about Eddington because Marcus was just like, I hated that movie. It made me feel it shit. And it was like, yeah, it's all. The point. Yeah.

It's supposed to make you feel like shit. You know what movie made me feel like shit and it sucks? Exorcist 2 of the character. It's very bad. God, that movie was bad. It's quite bad. I remember thinking I was so scared of it when I saw it as a child because I always remembered like the scene where she's like holding the heart that scared the fucking shit

out of me as a child. It's not good. Not only is just so bad. It was so bad that I researched it a little bit. It was a disaster on set. Oh, I bet. It was a total disaster. The dude was hammered the whole time.

She was showing up. laid all fucked up on drugs. Yeah. It was like, the whole thing was like a disaster. Oh, yeah. But you know what? Isn't a disaster?

Would you told me to watch last night? And I did. And I'm so happy I did. It's Dead Snow. God damn. I love that movie. You know what I realized about Dead Snow is that I, you know what I realized?

They didn't. It was a big. Have you not seen this? No. You would love it. It's a pop cultural turning point for Norwegian films. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I wanted to stay on brand. You know, I'm like, Yeah, there you go. Because what Stephen King movie I tried to pick but you shot me down

was app pupil. Only just because it's more, I view it more as a thriller than a horror movie. Hey, it said Stephen King movie on the list. I do agree. Frenzies more,

frenzies, but I like going more to the creepy crawley when you can get to it. But with Dead Snow, Dead Snow is largely an action movie, but what's great about it is that it definitely has

Cabin of the Woods vibe because you can tell that it was made. It's a movie that features American movie references. There's a one dude that's like the movie nerd in the movie and it's peppering the movie with like American movie references and then they're playing off the references like they do the like cut they do like an evil dead reference They do like a couple of things within it that are really really fun and like very self-aware and really funny Yeah, but then it features what we're going to be covering in this week's episode of Himmler I got a little bit of a spoiler is the Einzatz group of

Yes. Which is the killing groups of the Nazis that would go by and kill people inscriminately. The Ainsengs Groupin is our Nazi zombies in the film. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. I've seen it a couple times now. It's brutal, too. It's so bloody. They do such a great job.

Well, you know what I will say? I do wish there was more. I wish there was more. How's the sequel? Have you guys seen the sequel? No. It's got an 80% of Rotten Tomato. Wow.

Oh, okay. All right. I'd check it out. Honestly, because I love Dead Snow. Dead Snow 1. I believe Dead Snow 2 is good because they do add more because it's just, I just wanted even more.

Are these the same people who did Sisu? God, Sisu was great. Sisu, too. Cisu, too. Csu, which one's Sisu? Csu is the guy. Henry. Yeah, Sisu's fucking fast.

Bucan. Oh, yeah, Sisu. I forgot about Sisu. They made rare exports. I love rare exports. I think is that same person. Oh, yes, Cisu is that same person. Sioux is fucking awesome!

I forgot about fucking Sisu. Sisu. No, not the same people. I'm just being... Seesu looks unbelievable. Yeah, you're being racist against a truth. Oh, no, I am right. I am right.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is unbelievable. Oh, so the people did... Ned Snow did do rare exports. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a great movie.

Yeah, they're both great. Rare exports is great, but Sisu, you're going to live all. I actually really love when Eastern European humor comes into these movies. This was, I guess, I guess it's a Scandinavian. But I love it when there's like that touch of humor. within it. Because to me, that's what they learn best from American filmmakers.

Eddie, there's a sprinkle on your head. A sprinkle? Like, sprinkle? Like, uh... Oh, there is a sprinkle on your... It was not there before. Yeah, why is there? How did a sprinkle get on your head?

Are you eating ice cream over there? Do you have a donut in your fucking pocket? Give us some of it. It's on your head. Give us some of it. That's gone. I don't believe you. There's no sprinkling.

It's on your hand. You just on your head. It was just on your head. It wasn't a sprinkle. I think it was just like a black thing. You eat a donut out of your pocket? had like a big fat piece of shit. I wish.

Give me the donuts. I what I would. Where are you know what I had? Oh, it's coming from your headphones. Oh, it's coming from my headphones. Oh, it's material from the headphones. Oh, we've got candy to eat his headphones. The headphones are falling apart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sprinkled. You got some stuff in your beard now, too. Up fell out. I did have a little pumpkin thing. So maybe it came from that little pumpkin bread from Starbucks. Oh, my God. I got recognized at Starbucks.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, were they like... It was a roundtable fan. He's big fat. That's the big fat man, me knew. Oh, wow. Yeah. It was very, yeah.

Yeah, and I was like when we were, I was taking, uh, he was like, I'm a roundtable fan, you know, so I was like, oh, man, I'm going to take Holden's fucking daughter to the goddamn petting zoo right now. Hell yeah. That's really sweet. Yeah, that's great. Shout out to Alex. Yeah, but, uh, fucking, who cares?

Also, shout out to Halloween three. I see Halloween three is on your list. Loved it. And are you anti it? I'm not anti it. I just think that. You're the one who made us? do it. Yeah, I think it's fun. I wanted to do one of the other ones.

See, I view Halloween film as a Halloween-based movie versus one of the Halloween franchises. You're a dense fucker. It says, it's a list of 31 movies. And it says Halloween film. I think it can be interpreted many ways. I mean, that's massaging it.

No, it's not, because they say, they say, everyone, go, it's Mike Myers. They say a Friday the 13th film. They say a West Craven film. They don't say a John, they do say a John. they do say a John Carpenter film. Why are you upset about it just because it is like it veers from the rest of the Halloween's. I love it. I don't know. It's a good movie.

I love Halloween three. I think we talked about it last week a little bit. Yeah. It's very anti-Irish. Halloween. Oh, really? It's like racist towards Irish people. It's like upsettingly. Well, it is Silver Shamrock. Yeah. I mean, you know, against Silver Shamrock. It's because the tradition.

When they go to the town, it's a bunch of Irish people try to kill all the children. It's because. Because the tradition of Sowan comes from Ireland. You got to kill the kids. That is why they do it. That's why they're doing it. I just watched it. I kind of got weapons vibes from it a little bit.

Yes. Oh, yeah. And it is a little, I will throw it out there. Is it like in the whole romance, like the romance part of it of like I thought that was her father for the beginning part of it? Hey, you just talked about, we just talked about this last episode. We talked about how Tom Atkins is, he's just used to people wanting to fuck him. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't matter, you know.

He's just really used to it, and he's really grown accustomed to it, and he just knows it happens. He knows women want to fuck him, and he fucking supplies that dick. Every woman in that movie wants to fuck him, yes. And it's definitely not the script. No. That's Tom Atkins. No what I got, I rented, because I went back to my rental guy over at Be Kind, and I got, I've been sitting on Thanksgiving, and I just, I can't watch it. I don't know why.

Oh, really? I'm not scared of it as much as I just don't. think it's going to be bad. It's fun. Yeah? Honestly, go in thinking it's going to be really bad and you'll have a fun time with it. It's, it is, I, I enjoyed, because I remember going into Thanksgiving being like, I'm going to fucking hate this, but of course I'm going to see it.

But I actually, I liked it. I have to watch it tonight. It's not, it is not, it is like a holiday themed, you know, kind of. My late fees are racking up. I got to watch it. You got to get it in there. It's fine. It's fun.

It's fun. It's fun. I think it's fun. It's corny. Yes, of course. He's a periroom. It's definitely, like I said, it's not anything you've never seen before. I'm a Mr. Bugatti, man.

I love Mr. Bugatti. I'm just happy you do have some of the best movies left still. Because you have, I do believe that the best movies on this list, you haven't even talked about yet. We haven't talked about American Mary, which is an amazing movie. You've never seen, again, Event Horizon. I mean, I love Event Horizon. That's coming up. We got...

Event Horizon's big. I'm excited for Horror of Dracula, because I'm excited for Horror of Dracula, because I've never seen any Christopher Lee Dracula. Okay. I've never seen any Hammer films. No, what's interesting is a lot of times that's just called Dracula. Horror of Dracula. Yes.

Like sometimes it's just called Dracula. Yes. It's sometimes called Horror of Dracula. It allows me to find it. You could find it easier. Yeah. Oh, and Videodrome. Yes.

Video Drome. I bought on eBay. I bought like a special edition because I'm like, I love that fucking movie. I'm like, I need that in my collection. Oh, yeah. And I spent a real good amount of money on it. And I had to mail to the house since I think someone stole my package. You believe that shit?

Hunked them down. Yeah. Someone stole my package. I'll find their DNA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been happening in my house lately. People have been stealing packages. It's happening.

I got to set up one of those, one of those glitter. Clitter boxes. No, you need a trap. You need to need like a big, you need to dig a hole and put grass on top the hole. Although that is illegal in California. I have wanted to booby trap my home, and you can't do that in California, and it's not fair.

They get really upset. Yeah. But I do love video drum. I love video drum. It's been long enough for I'm super excited. I'm excited to see it again. All right, so let's just say this week, what are we excited to see? I'm going to see Black Phone 2 on Friday, and I am, you know, I think I need to rewatch the first

Black Phone because I, I'm not trying to give anything away. There's just something that happens in it that really took me out of it. Then I was like, oh, my, this now, I was like, I guess the rest of the movie doesn't count because I was so annoyed by it. Yeah. And I just like that he turns into Freddy Kruger. See, that's why, but apparently Black Phone 2 is going to be great. Oh, no, it's great. It's awesome.

We did a whole thing on it. But I think I need to rewatch the first Black Phone because I think it was just, it was literally, it's like the ghost. Like when, like the ghosts. And I'm like, okay. Well, there's more ghosts, but you got it. There's more ghosts and Black Phone 2, but it's good. If you're going to turn it into like a Freddie Kruger type thing? Yes.

Hell yeah. I think it's really, really good. Great. I mean, the first Nightmare in Elm Street, if I can go back and redo the whole thing would be like Black Phone one. and we would have Fred Krueger when he's alive. Well, also because the story of Freddie Kruger alive is very horrifying. I mean, it's why Freddie Krueger is to me, I guess favorite is a weird word, but he is my favorite of the big slasher's because even though, like, his origin story is so horrible. He was a child murderer.

He was in child molester. Yeah, but he and men. His fathers, though. But I also do love that they all set him on fire. I love the story of all the parents getting together and we're like, We're going to kill them ourselves. And I shouldn't love that, but I do. It's great.

Stop feeling guilty for your likes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. Release me. You have to just stop apologies.

You got to stop apologizing because you know why? You like what you like. You love murderers. You're right. I love murderers. You support murder and you like it. I do. I like it.

And that's okay. It's okay for you to support murder. It's okay for you to support murderers. I'm pro murder. Yeah. I don't see Nightbreed. I haven't seen Nightbreed ever. It's great.

It's going to be my first time watching that. It's really good. It is our queer-coded film. Is it gay? It's got, you will see why it is queer-coded. Okay. And it's a Clive Barker movie, which means that... And it's Clive Barker, which is already, yeah.

He's the case man to ever live. He's a big old gay gay man. David Cronenberg? Stars in the movie? What? Yeah, he's in the movie. I just cough right in the mic. Yeah, hell yeah.

No, no, David Cronerberg's great in the movie. Great actor. Is he? Yes. Awesome. Weird actor in this movie. I would have never thought that he was in the movie. He puts himself in some of his movies.

I recently met the composer of all of the music of all the Hellraiser movies. Oh, yeah. And he'd go like, yeah, you just kept doing that. He said, I was like, I'm trying to talk to you. Oh, okay. You do not want to talk anymore. I guess I'll just put on it.

Sir, you should just speak words. God damn. Surprisingly, back then, they didn't financially take care of the composers as well as one might expect. Yeah, because they're fucking cucks. Yeah. The composers? Yeah. I mean, aren't we all cucks if we go to the movies?

Yes. And that's why when I'm excited the most, it's like, that's how I watch a movie. I watch a movie through my wife's eyes. I sit to the side. I don't watch the movie. I watch my wife watch the movie, and I ask her what the movie was about. And that's called movie cooking. And you should check it out for yourself.

That is great. Man, I almost threw on Near Dark last night because I was trying to convince Jeff for us to go as frailty. Like, I want him to be the God's Hands Killer from the movie Frailty as Bill Paxton. And I want to play both of the children. And he wouldn't.

And he's like, nobody's going to get a frailty costume reference. And then I was like, but what about Near Dark? If we're going to go, Bill. Now I'm just living Paxton brain. You know, I got Paxton Brain over here. Near Dark is so good. Have you watched it recently?

No, yeah. Man, it is just, oh, I love, I... It's arguably the best vampire movie ever made. I would say it's one of the best Catherine Bigelow movies ever made. Yeah. It's as good as the Hurt Locker. Yes. Yeah.

I like it way better than the Hurt Locker. Yeah. I've definitely seen it way more times. Amen to that. You know? Yeah. I didn't realize she also did Point Break. Zero Dark 30.

She's got a great career. Point Break is... In Detroit. Detroit was great. Technically point break's a perfect film. I mean, yeah, I just didn't realize she did any, like, strange days i love strange days recently it held up pretty good does it oh my strange days is a lot better than you'd even i oh she did blue steel that's spicy

blue steel is ridiculous yeah no she's a great career oh yeah phenomenal career um pretty lady that's a pretty little lady okay 19 wasn't good all right time to end the episode that's ended uh welcome thank you guys so much for being here Jackie good work you for having me. Plug your shit. Check out who's the bitch. Go to who's the bitch. I'm going to do page seven

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We went to the Enchanted Realms book festival. Now Natalie and I are trying to sell some monster fucker merch out there because you know what? There's not a lot of funny, horny monster fucker merch out there and I feel like I got to fill that hole.

Yeah, but I also feel like, you know, you are the merch. You know, you and Natalie, like, people want to see you more than they. Yeah, for sale. Oh, if we have an opportunity to do a show, we do a show. But if there's none, then we vend. Yeah, then they sell themselves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Got to get out there, baby.

I fucking love it. I think it's great. I love meeting everybody. We've been having a blast. Do you all dressed up and shit? Oh, yeah. I was wet my ass off and it was worth it because, I mean, somebody's got to be Rowan from throwing of glass. Yes, I think that's great. I have no idea what you're talking about. You don't know what you're talking about.

You'll never get us. You'll never get us. I don't care. You'll never understand. Even though I don't understand. I don't care. Thank you, Eddie. I appreciate that. I do mean. It's nothing to me, but other than your happiness, which means a lot. That's okay. I don't need you to read them. So, thank you guys so much. You can't see us podcast. I love that.

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There's all kinds of shit going on. I put everything on my own website, so I'm going to redirect you from last podcast and a left.com to Eddietoons. You're a lot. You love. Keep a both. You can also go to big jacky.com.

If you want to go to big jacky.com, yes. That has nothing to do with last podcast. If you're coming to see us on the cruise, I got, I'm doing a show in Miami the night before. I'm doing a stand-up show in Miami the night before. You come check that out. And then I'm going to be in Orlando doing Dead Men Tell Some Tales with Dan Becker. I'm going to do that in Orlando at a 4 p.m. show. Oh, my God.

They're like, is that okay? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? We have had, we've been talking. I want to start. Eddie and I had this long. waxing philosophical conversation the other day of being like, why can't shows start at six?

This is literally what Jamie Lee Curtis has been saying. She's like, you want me to go to your shows? You want me to go to your concerts? Start them at 3 p.m. I'll go to your concerts. No, that's... People have to work jobs. Yeah. But six o'clock, I think we can all agree that we can... On a Friday, on a Saturday or Sunday, especially. On a Sunday, definitely.

On a Sunday, definitely. All right, so... And then speaking of 6 p.m. on Sunday, on November 16th, on 6 p.m., I'm going to be at Mike drop comedy in San Diego. That's going to be a lot of fun. I can't wait for that. I'm bringing Julie's going to host. Love it. And I got Amber and Ashley Brooke Roberts coming.

We're doing like a whole brighter side thing. Wrangling it all in. And then of course, December 7th, get your fucking heinie to Vegas. Yeah, Benry and I are playing wise guys in Las Vegas. Okay, I'll come with you guys. You know I always want to be in Vegas. It's fucking awesome. Always want to be in Vegas.

We got to definitely got to invite Nap. Oh, George Nap, Nap, he's coming. We have to talk to this. No, no, he's doing 10. Yeah, we got to, yeah, if we can get nap to do 10. If he could open, open, oh, my God, do you think he would? George Knapp, I know you don't listen. Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-E-Mel.com.

No, we'll get to, we'll get to nap. I would love to bring him on stage. I'm going to break him off a piece. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. If there's any little nappers out there that are looking to fucking get stuck, you fucking let us know. If we could pay him in pussy, it'd be so much easier for us.

So if you want to, if you want to slop some pussy on a George Knapp's lap, email, side. stories. Is he married? He'll be there? Man, fucking, who cares? You know, what are you going to do? He only lives once. Shoot your shot. If you could send me a good dating profile for George Knapp that I could set up and put in front of him on stage, and then we can see if he'll, has the guts to reject you on stage. Yes. We'll see. Yeah, we'll, uh, yeah, we're gonna get him laid and we'll get his wife laid too. Yeah, if I could get some big cock. Yeah, we got a big

dick dude to come. Now you had a couple of, I need some You guys, man, you guys, you guys are writing a lot of checks here, guys. It's fair. All right. Okay. Bucks and mares. Come on now. Come on down. Come on down to last face.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Shout out to, uh, hail Jenny Lewis and Rilohkeley. She was so cool. I went and saw the show and she hung out on this afterwards. That's awesome.

Big ups to smile and Himmler. Wow. Look at how happy he is. Oh, yes. I watched the decent one. It's just his. love letters. It was awful. All right, guys, be good to do so.

Enjoy, Hail Satan!