Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Murdaugh She Wrote

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news - but first, Spring Break, THEN in a surprising twist, Alex Murdaugh's murder sentence is appealed after allegations that the court clerk improperly influenced the jury, World Health Organization on high alert amidst Hanta Virus & Ebola outbreaks, the boys react to The Dept of War's latest UFO drop, Tiktok star accused of arranging hit on child's father, member of boyband Why Don't We, another round of Uncle Corner, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. We had a little bit of a week off, guys, just so you know, you might not notice that

because things work here like an oiled machine. You wouldn't even know that we had a week off. But we did have a week off. And I think it's great that you brought your 19-year-old dog. to the Grand Canyon. And I got this mug. Now, I think that's great. I'm glad that they... Did the canyon sell that? Does the canyon have a square?

The National Park store in the canyon holds it. Oh, so there's a middleman. There's a middleman. The general store, it's called. You bring just sort of... You brought the dog to the biggest hole in the whole world. Yeah, and it didn't fall or nothing. I perched her

up there. I put her on a blanket. And she didn't jump. I put her little... I put her little she's got a cute little like jean jacket, a little pink jean jacket and I put that on her even though it's really hot and she probably shouldn't have the jacket on her but we took a picture and she looked very cute and still alive.

Only one seizure on the whole week long road trip. I will say I'm really happy for you guys. You all look happy. Tutsi herself looked like the ghost of someone who died in Bukenwald. But otherwise than that it looked like a lovely vacation. I went

to absolutely perfect Las Vegas. Yes. And because I originally went to Florida to go see my father's grave. I didn't want to bring it up, but I really wanted to bring it up. I have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to.

So we went to Florida to go look at my father's grave because why not? It's vacation. I don't know because we got to Florida, drove the hour to the military cemetery. Yeah, it could have picked one closer. There is the only one close to the Mangiano's. Yes. That's why my mom chose it. Not even a joke.

She chose it because it was close to the Maggiano's that we never even went to because the family voted against it last minute. Publix is great fried chicken. No, we wanted to go to a real Italian experiment experience. I meant experience. It's an Italian experiment. It's Magianos. And so we went to drive to this military encampment where my father is interred below a picture of Donald Trump, giving a fucking British salute the Space Force insignia.

and I we got there and we drove there and it was fucking closed on Mother's Day it's so crazy the cemetery was closed a day to honor mothers

the one thing the military does is fill cemeteries and we cannot access the military we can't access it on Mother's Day the one day you'd think that yeah obviously

they're trying to get rid a lot of the mothers and I also thought that is true to as apparently Hegg Seth did when I actually really agree with. They've been going through and they've been looking for the LGBT people that are in any of these military, like these cemeteries, and they're digging them up and they're throwing

them into the river to be eaten by a bunch of allegations. And I think that that maybe that's what they were in the middle of. I feel like that that's probably probably what it was. Your father did have big breasts. I mean, we, that's where they come from. And so maybe he was a victim of them decrearing the military cemeteries. I'm not certain. I'm not certain. It just shows the lack of respect for women that the military has wild that they close the cemetery as if mothers don't die

there's there they're locked in there yeah there's mothers in there there's mothers dying to get in we wanted it's open on Father's Day exactly I bet you fucking have to I bet you they charge I mean there's a cover to go in on Father's Day so you can see the fucking

Steely Dan cover man raised by wolves it's normally over Molly Goodheads go check I come out every Thursday, Friday, Saturday in Palma over Florida. So you had a good time in Florida. No. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Sbrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. That's right. Yeah. So I went to the Grand Canyon, Sedona.

Beautiful Crystal Place. I learned a lot about crystals when I was in Sedona. Yeah. Apparently, the bigger crystal you buy, the dumber you are. He's correct. It's a direct formula. That's called Moron Algebra. Yeah, because guess what it doesn't do? Anything. Although, I will say we went to one of those vortexes, and the guy who brought us had one of those vortex pens. And explain again. So the idea is that it's like magnets. It's a magnet pen, but it's not magnetic to anything.

And those are you to remember, Zadona, Arizona, if you've ever been there, talk about the woo-woo capital of the GD universe. Oh, yeah. No, it definitely is. I had a great time there. I can't believe how beautiful it was. I was ready to move there. But what is the vortex thing? So he's got this little vortex pen, you know, and he did it to Tutsi.

And literally, she started eating. She wasn't eating. And then, like, he did it to her. And she's like, I'm hungry. So you're going to have to zap her with magnets every morning that she could want to live? Honestly, I think I need to start magnetizing her more. Does that make her a juggalo? Do you know what did happen to me, though?

When we went to Vegas, I went and met you in Vegas. We had a great time. Thank you for hosting that pool party. You're welcome. Pure, pure Vegas. Nothing wrong with Vegas. But afterwards, I treated Julie and I to Santana. I was like, I've never seen Santana.

Lauren of the House of Blues. Julie was just so wet. She was so excited. Yeah, she loves it. She loves Santana. It's your wife that hates all that stuff. She does. Yeah, Julie loves all the dad stuff.

She's grown a taste for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she makes love to you. She's a real Midwest woman. Making love to you is the equivalent of making love to a guy that runs sound for most of these bands. Every time you make love to me, Samba Patti plays in your ears. And every time he shits, you hear Oye Comova.

I don't know the real words. But yeah, so I went to Santana and I was like, you know what? We're on vacation. I'm buying the upgrade. And so I buy the upgrade. House of Blues, Mandalay Bay. I buy the upgrade. We get to go to the VIP Club.

Be jealous, girls. I'm like, fuck yeah, Julie. We're going to the VIP Club. We're going to be a Santana. You're going to have the best time. VIP, I show my ticket to the VIP Club. They're like, we don't know what this is. and I was like, oh, okay, that's fine.

I was like, it's for afterwards. I was like, oh, okay, so there's a party afterwards. We're at the fucking nursing home. It was literally at the bar next to the House of Blues, and they were playing EDM music, and they gave me a drink ticket for a well drink. Wow. And I was the, and Julie and I were the only people there,

and I was just like, you know, it fucking sucks. Yeah, dude. You know, I feel like that's the reason why. You remember the time I saw Santana at that Goodwill? Oh, yeah. You creepshotted him. Yeah, he saw Santana on a Goodwill. Maybe that's why.

He was looking for hats. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. It's all there. Henry sent me a creep shot of Santana. Well, that was our, it was so good. It was kind of, it was one of my first big L.A. sightings.

I was like, Santana at the Goodwill. LA's amazing. All right, guys. We have a lot of news to get to. That was a little bit of our spring break update, but that's not the only update we have. Because first of all, big news. Want to give big congratulations. The Ebola virus has been named Ambassador to Guam.

And we are extremely excited for their workover in Guam. For those of you don't know, the World Health Organization right now is saying that there is a worrying, spreading infection of Ebola. But I think it's okay because the best part about it is that you die fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so wonderful, man. I say smoke that shit. Yes. Like that shit, dude.

Boobo. fucking boom up. Yeah. Throw in the bone. Dude, no, that's why we die. Yeah, I miss Zika, dude. And we don't miss Zika. I miss Zika.

Where I want Zika back? Where's my tiny head? Here's my fucking Hontavaris's pieces of shit. All right. I mean, it's kind of bad. So just so again, we'd be kind of covering a little bit of this was we were talking about because. Oooey, baby. Owee.

Oohie, baby. Won't you let me take you on a true crime cruise? Right? Did we do it? Yeah, yeah. That's enough. Right, cool. So this is our reminder. Go over crimewave at sea.com slash left, because that's really going to get tickets for our adventure on the cruise.

And none of this happens here. So hauntavirus is spreading by cruises right now, right? There's over 28 specific strains of hantavirus. There's old ones. There's new ones. And we're looking at as a very specific strain that jumped from an animal to a man. Now, for those of you looking out, just know that you get a flu-like symptom for a while, right? then fluid rapidly fills the lungs the condition,

and then eventually you die, right? You start to fucking, you drown in your own spit, right? It eats up your fucking lungs and your heart, right? And death ranges from 36 to 50% based upon infection, like, and how bad your infection is, and how long you have it before you can get the, they have a vaccine for it. Oh, that's nice.

So you can get something. Here's medicine for it, but it's out there, and it's hard. And it's kind of in ditt-dotting around the world as it's being being released by the, cruises, but guess who's doing it? Gene Hackman's wife. I wish. She died too

fast. That's what she wanted to do. She wanted to cause these problems. But she died too fast because she didn't work hard enough and drink enough water. All right, everybody else is fine. But I want, we're going to, guess what we get to blame? The Dutch. Oh! This is a Dutch.

Again. This is a Dutch fucking problem, y'all. So ocean-wide expeditions, that's the name of the cruising company that is spreading this around. Not Royal Caribbean. Never Royal Caribbean. They wouldn't do that. We wouldn't be associated.

So I want to remind you of that Royal Caribbean has not had a single case of a hantavirus and a single case of Ebola virus. It is the cleanest virus-free boat you've ever been on in your life. So you're going to run a crime wave at sea.com slash left because we still have like four or five cabins left. Yeah, Carnival cruises, they're going to kill you. They'll kill your sister. Yeah, they'll make you rape and kill your sister. That's what happens on carnival cruises.

That's what happens on Carnival Cruises. Not Royal Caribbean. Never in a thousand years. That's why they're called the Royal Caribbean. Because they are, treat you like a queen and queen and queen. You know, the color of royalty is purple, but they chose blue for some reason. It's also the color of a swollen sack of balls. Which is on Royal Caribbean.

There's plenty of that. Well, you'll believe, especially if you're seeing me. Woo! All right, we got that. Another update. Are we, do you have to worry about that, though? What? They're cleaning the Haunted virus ship and they're shipping it back out.

Just remember, they are cleaning the Hauntavirus ship and they're sending it back out. They're hozing it down. Yeah, they threw a bunch of Purell on it and everything's fine. But Mercedes, okay? Now I know everybody's really upset and really nervous and it sounds kind of, it sounds bad, right? It sounds bad. It's like a hantavirus. We have RFK Jr. in charge who, it sounds like rocks falling downhill.

We have, you know, we can't do anything about that. We, you know, the Ebola virus is spreading. But I think what's important to remember is once you're on the cruise and you have that drink package, all life goes away. It does. And it's a layaway adventure. You could put it or you can pay a little bit at a time, right? And you're getting them freshly cleaned. That's right.

That's when you want to get in on a cruise is when they've already had a big health scare. Yeah. If you want to get sick from rat shit, you're going to have to bring it yourself. Yes. All right? So you're going to have to take it. If you want to get sick, you want hauntavirus on Royal Caribbean? Pack up your rat shit.

Put it in your luggage. Start popping them. Start popping them when you get on there. And then by the end of it, it's a haunt of virus. And guess what do you get free cruises for life? That's right. Because you'll be haunting the cruise with their hauntavirus. And how huge is that?

You get to be permanently on cruise as your ghost. So that's big news. Definitely got to come check us out, Crime Wave at sea. because that is, but I'm not even joking, it's the best vacation you're going to have outside of, outside of the journey of death. Live from Northland.

So please come and join us in CrimeWave at Sea, but we have many other updates. Another update. So, obviously this came out on Wednesday, the day after we had put out our episode last week. Yeah. Because why not? This is what we do here.

We love when the episodes come out, before the biggest news of the week. You know why? It's almost like we plan it that way. Oh, we do, actually. Eddie, take that back. We do. Because it does give me time to sit and reflect.

So you don't have to just scream. Right? And times kind of help. It does help because when I first saw this, obviously, when I saw her first saw this news, I screamed. I literally yelled, I'm on vacation. That is literally, I was like,

leave me alone. Leave me alone. But no, it looks like his skittering and a skankering, a little skitter and a skankering, all right, seems to have work for Alec Murdoch because it seems that he has gotten his trial appealed badly. Yeah. I've got my trial's been appealed badly. So those who don't know, our high-pitched Eric fat boy, Alec Murdoch, has the, he is a murderer. I don't fucking care. Yes.

He has been, so far, his murder conviction has been overturned by a South Carolina court. Now, the reason why it has is because of one bitch. One shitty bitch. I can't believe her. I can't believe. She pled guilty. Oh, yes. It is because of one person.

Lock this bitch. I cannot fuck everything. Becky Hill. Becky Hill. That was the county clerk. And the court. I was working for the Murdoch trial and what she did, which is what a thing I just had happened to me in Florida.

Come with me on this and I'm going to explain how this all ties together. Okay. So I was on my plane to Florida. Okay. And I was saying, yes, I don't want to be here, right? I'm unhappy. Not feel, not, no want to do this. First day of vacation, you're going to go look at a rock that has your father's name on it.

I'm just kind of, I'm just feeling sad, right? But I'm saying, I'm going to take this. I'm going to be cool, right? I got upgraded to first class because I didn't want to pay for anything crazy, right, on my way to my father's grave. But I got upgraded and I said, oh, that must be Valhalla looking out for me, right? Sit in the front row. It's Delta looking out for you, which is diamond status. Every time Henry goes to the airport, they get so happy.

They do. It's the only time they're happy to see it. And so I go to stand up to go to the bathroom. The man next to me is an old man that is obviously a boss of many people, refuses to stand up for me to go to the bathroom. I say, hey, it's okay. He's like, you can get around me, is what he says. I say, listen, I just need you to, this is difficult. And he's like, you can get around me.

So first time I do try to climb around him. It was very difficult. I climb back over him to go to sit down. Sit down again. I get back up, go to the bathroom again. He refuses to stand up. So what do I do? I put my ass directly into his laptop and I knock it off the table.

Hell yeah. Because you won't stand up. We're starting a bit of a, then we get into a bit of a one on where he's just like, why did you just do that? I said, because you wouldn't stand up. Did you knock this computer on the floor? Yeah. That's fighting shit.

Yes, it is. And then he said, because then I was saying, I'll let this flight land early. You said that to him? I was saying, I was like, I don't care what happens. So that was the first thing. We kind of settled it out, right? We settle it out. Then we get on the train.

We get on the train. The guy goes and he puts, we get on the train to go to the rental car. Guys goes into his carry on waiting for the rental car. This is in Florida. put some MAGA hat on, starts going, what are you guys going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? To a train of people, right?

So that's the third, second. Third, I go to the shitty little hotel where I'm staying, so I don't have to be in my mother's dream, full on under her breasts, right? So I go to the hotel. I go, hey, excuse me, can I sign up for the thing? It's like, oh, the old man there. It's like, oh, Hilton honors.

You got to sign up for it. I said, actually, I'm good. I'm kind of in a rush. I'm trying to get over from my mom's. We're Bonvoy members. you piece of shit. Try to make me be a traitor. I then said,

he's like, do you understand what you get? When to do this, you're going to get all, you're going to get X, you're going to get Y, you're going to get all this, but maybe you should have signed up for it.

And I said, honestly, thank you for letting me know, but seriously, I'm good. I just, I got to go get over my mom's house. And it's like,

you know, I can't really let you not sound, it's like, it's easy to do. It's easy to do. I was like, seriously, man. I'm like,

I just don't, I'm good. I'm good. You know, it's almost instant. Like, I could go. And then finally, I'm like, you're obviously going to do whatever the hell it is you want to do. Right? You're obviously just going to.

This is your fucking favorite thing in the fucking world. It's to hook people up with the Hilton honors. So I guess have your fucking thrill then. Right. So I yell at the man. All of this is to say. All of this is to say. This is connected to Alex Murdo.

Yes. This all comes back around. Okay, this comes back around. Two, there are southern, old southern fucks that believe that they know everything. And they believe that they are correct about everything. And that what they do is better and what they know is better simply because they haven't been shot in the head by their kids yet. Right. And so Becky Hill, what she did in her mother-like way, because they're all these, the same busy body.

the morons who said to the jury that she said, when you listen to Alec Murdoch talk, you don't take a word of his seriously. You don't even lick in him. All right, he's a liar. He's a liar. Right? Because she wanted to sell a book.

When they were doing deliberations, she literally said, this shouldn't take us long. Yep. And she pressured the jury. She then said she showed pictures of evidence to her friends. and she did also because she wanted to write a book because obviously she knew better than everybody else

and then she overturned his fucking the millions of dollars that the state spent the millions of dollars and the hours and the time spent and now this case is in the trash because guess where Alec Murdoch gets to go and do his appeal from from jail because guess what they won't take off his financial crimes because guess what's the only thing that matters in the United States of America is if you

steal money from the government. That's right. You can kill your whole family. You can kill your whole family. Well, not your whole family. Buster's still farting around. The bad ones. Yeah, you can kill the bad. You can kill your dumpy wife and you can kill your shitty liability son and you can leave your just dumb enough son alive so that he can continue to do crimes for you from inside of jail. This man's, he's a career lawyer who comes from a family of fucking county commissioners. Yep. His is one of his lawyers was a senator. you can't fuck around. You are and they're like you can't make one mistake in any place or this is exactly what's going to happen.

It's the same homespun ego that you see over and over and over again. If she just shut her mouth, she'd be gone. But now he's serving 40 years. But he gets to serve 40 years on a white collar prison. And that's this whole thing. The reason why. Because they took away the violent charge. Yes.

They're taking. He is still in prison. We know Alec Murdoch. loves prison. That is not even exaggeration. We know that he lives off a

fucking Capri's son and honeybonds. Literally, so he's used to commissary food. He ran everybody. Like he's running, he's running the yard.

Yeah. People love him. He figured it out immediately. Oh, I'm sure he's selling cigarettes and all this shit. And then now he gets

to spend the next two years preparing for this retrial going in and out. He gets to go to the library. He gets to go to court. He gets to get his hair cut. He gets to wear his nice clothes.

He gets to have all the wonderful things that he gets to have during appeal because he's not a convicted murderer. Do you think that it is a little bit of punishment for him to sit there and lie about killing his family again? No. He loves doing that. That's his fucking, that's the only thing he ever did before. He loves doing that. Him lying on the stand and him lying in general.

I guess he is what he's done his whole life. It's his very lifeblood. It is his every passion is lying and stealing. That is the only thing he likes to do is lie, steal, drink Caprice on. and eat oxy cottons. Yeah. That's the only thing he likes. And without his oxy-contons.

He likes oysters as well. Hey, who doesn't? And that's the most human part of him. Yeah. Because I know it better. Even people were saying about an oyster bake. I still haven't had one of those. But recently, we just had, when I was over in Raku in Vegas, I went to have this wonderful

oyster with caviar on top of it. And I ate that. That was really fucking good. But he, the only caviar he's going to get is the little pieces of shit that are inside the butthole of another man that he's forcing him to eat. at night when he makes him toss his fucking salad. All right? That's the only thing, the only caviar that Alec Murdoch should get.

A fucking piece of shit. Well, you know, but honestly, he'll be, he'll be struggle. He's going to, there's going to be an appeal. They're going to do a full-on retrial. It's going to waste everybody's time and money. And he's going to be found guilty again. Also, if he is just now, if it's acquitted all the sudden, how come he's not screaming, let's go find the murderer?

Because he's the murderer. Yeah. And because if he was, let's go find the murderer, he'd be like, I need a fine. I gotta find out where he is. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's me. I was doing such a deep and dark.

I was doing such a deep and dark flirt for very thorough, very thorough investigation. The next thing I know, as I followed the clues, I went down right here and I found, oh, is there an empty Capri's son? Oh, that looks familiar. But over here, oh, that empty honeybond case. Oh, I look familiar too. Oh, it's my favorite gun. That's my least favorite wife. Oh, my God.

Double tapper. Oh, better. because she'll come back like Jason Voorhees I'd make sure to fucking pepper with AK 47 bolts because she's

she could come back like Jason Borrehees and my dumb son my dumb son came so glad I sent him to hell not only I sent him to hell I got my good

tallbuster got my tool good I'm having a good time I'm doing great divinose I'm honestly I'm gonna be Muslim very soon

he's gonna be great Muslim he would be because he would look so good in a bowtide. Oh, my God. Him with the shaved head and a little hat. The little fads? Oh, my God.

He would go... That's how I'm al-a-le-le-le-le-a-le-ma-book. Like, that would be amazing. Please go Islam. Oh, with the face tattoo? That's remember all my fallen soldiers. Well, I feel like there's another thing we got to talk about. We've spent enough time on this piece of shit.

He's still going to die in prison. Yeah, he is. It just sucks it. He's, like, not going to die in prison. in a way we wanted to be. All right. So there was a big alien drop. Yes, there was.

And none of it really makes sense to me, and I was hoping you can help me out. What is interesting is that on May 8th, the United States government, which is now, I guess, they're calling themselves the Department of War. When you're in six and under a year, it's, you know, easy to do.

Can you call it war if all we do is lose? Like, I feel like on some level, like I feel like we should just call it something else. if all we do is burn trillions of dollars and lose. You can lose war. Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, you could lose. It's still a war if you lose.

Maybe it's just the Department of Losing Wars. So the Department of Losing Wars, they put out this new UAP dump. So where this seems to be is a feeble response to this, the idea of people want disclosure. And we saw what they did with the Jeffrey Epstein files. So with Jeffrey Epstein files, about half of the three million were loosely dumped onto the FOIA website in which you have to clumsily go through one by one by keyword each file. And we had actually then have web developers create shit that made it more easy to navigate, stuff like Epsteinexposed.com, J-mail, we've covered these.

But with this dump, which they've been threatening, they've been talking about how they're going to do this big disclosure dump of all of these, this cachet of files and videos. and what they did was release it on a website that, to be honest, I'm going to go as far as to say, I'm going to call it condescending. Really? Because of the font, the web design, it's easily searchable. And what they've done is they've made it to look like it's the X files. They did it with the conspiracy theory font and the green and the black. And they did this stuff as if you are making fun of me for even being interested in this technology.

Because this is the only way this would be cool is if this was designed by a monster energy drink. And these guys really believe that we're- It does look like a 90s. It does. And we're being made to kind of, I feel like I'm being talked to like an idiot by the government by in this way. But some of the stuff in it is interesting. There's a lot of documentation about essentially backing up the Twynin memo, which was essentially back in the day, there was an originally apparently an Air Force. intelligence report that they did in 1947 that said all of these guys made a thing tank and they basically said we have looked into this flying disc situation and we believe it is real

and we believe that the ships are real and we believe that we are we need to do and we know that other things that were released in this dump are interesting too where they talk about the train of information that kind of hints at a hidden found UFO and it's in the right places right It's at Wright Patterson. It's at these places where they specifically retrofit enemy military tech. But there's no picture of like some general with his arm around an alien or anything like that. Nothing like that. So what has been released is a lot of stuff that for many people has been known for a long time.

A lot of it is and a lot of it, unfortunately, is not very much better than what I put out on my mandate, which makes everybody angry. But I want to do. But I will show you this is blips. and bloops. And some of these blips and bloops are actually really compelling. So some of it you feel like is good. I watched every video. And the two I found were, well, the one that we're looking at right now, this is the one I'll even describe to you. So this one is PR 38. That's the one that I found. It's one of the videos. And what you're seeing here is a disc like craft. It looks like a star. It looks like a star. That is light

bouncing off of it. That is what you'd call like a bouquet effect. That's like something that comes from the camera itself. So the disc is the middle line. Is that line thing? Whatever that thing is giving off

a light of some sort. Or it's like, it's like an energy structure around it. Now what you're looking at this, in this video is extremely interesting. It has emissions. It's, well,

there's like, there's a trail. So it has like, it has like looks like it's gas powered. It does, well, it's a vapor, trail.

But Eddie, what you're not seeing is the way that it is moving. Yeah. That is not how it plane moves. No, it's moving like a drone. It's moving like a weird, weird drone. Now, this came from, I believe, if you look at the description, Rob, this was from, do you, this from the United Air Marumerts? This one was the Middle East.

Yes. So all of this is stuff that they have sourced from military, essentially, old school military reports that have been now vetted enough that these are now considered to be stripped of any important information that could compromise our missions over in the Middle East or in all these places, but they are like essentially saying these are the official sightings that the military has said that they have had. Okay. And also what's interesting, truly, is the pictures of them on the moon.

And so there is a series of pictures of the, of the, I forgot which. which there's a series of pictures of which Apollo mission they're on the moon and they're taking like literal like photography pictures with a camera on their hands and you could see this like they're circling things in the sky where they're seeing weird

flashes like that was like one of the things that the astronauts and then came out in this report that was interesting was saying like they would be on the surface of the moon looking up and seeing like the world was just alive like everything was a lot like things were like moving not the universe

The universe is like a lot. Yeah, Apollo 12, it looks like. Yes. And so this stuff, that is really interesting. And I actually, I like all of this. This is the stuff that I was like, this is, it's compelling. I like the fact that they released the moon pictures because it shows it like we have been to the moon officially at some point.

And so you could see all these things out in the sky around the moon. And that's very interesting. Before we were doing that much space, it was like, there's not that much debris in space space for it to be reflecting in that way. Back then. Back then. So that's interesting. on Apollo 17 caught a triangle.

Yes, it is very strange. It's really cool. So those pictures are really cool. It's just who's doing it and why. This is the problem. So on one hand, I am actually like, this is fun. I was like looking through on the plane, you know, like I got through. I watched all the videos.

I was like, oh yeah, this is fun. And like it does feel cool. It does feel like we're getting somewhere with it. But it's also my problem is that obviously this is done to distract from another. It's every other level of distracting because they have no else. They have no idea how to do anything besides just distract. They have no idea how to fix a single thing or to complete a thing or to do a thing. They just know how to like throw stuff out at the fucking shitstorm because they're all media people.

How do you compare this dump to the Epstein file dump? Oh my God. This dump is so well organized and tracked and explained and there's all this context. in there and there's all of these and the government's like really has that whole preamble about the truth and it has all this stuff and you're like look at it and that's the problem is that

do you think it's just because the FBI sucks or is it because do you think that maybe this was constructed? No this is done. No no no no you know this was done I'll my call again fully just my opinion he has been talking about doing this disclosure thing for about a month and a half now.

Yeah. This could be built in that time. Okay. So I think that he came up with this idea that we're doing disclosure and then the absolutely talentless villains that run the FBI

and the Department of Losing Wars they came together with this idea of like, and then we'll hit him with like conspiracy theory stuff and we'll do it with the X-Files like logo and we'll do it with the thought and stuff so these guys can really see like how sci-fi it is because they think we're idiots

obviously. Yeah. No. When I look at it and it's very, but I am thankful, but I do think it's more of the same. We have seen these types of videos over and over again. But these are all new videos. It is. But it is interesting that it's more of the same. So that might give all the other videos more creepies. It does to me, but I always had credence for the other ones.

It's really just, what are they then? And that's the main issue. What we're seeing here now is the next level, which is, okay, great. What are they? Do you think this is everything they got? No. I think this is the this is very palatable

and I think that this I think there's lots of blips and bloops Yeah there's no I think there's lots of blips and bloops There's lots of orbsed None of that none of that None of that none Well you know that would be assuming that one of them crashed Or do they purposely crash themselves

In order to gift us crafts if you believe in one The version of the story or is there a story where it was the B team That got here and that's why the crash or is it a story about that it was faked all to begin with? Or did we knock it out of the sky? There's that story that we knocked it out of the sky. There's also like this idea that why would they come just to crash? How could they get here and just crash?

That's what I'm thinking. If you're so advanced that you traveled through fucking galaxies to get here. Unless you're doing it on purpose. Yeah. Unless you're literally doing it on purpose. We barely crash airplanes. I mean, we do. And we really try.

We really try. We really go for it. There was that one. Oh, just recently. The two at 15th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was during an air show. Oh, yeah.

That always kind of happens during an air show. What if to them it doesn't really matter? No, of course nothing matters. What if to them, like, dying doesn't matter? Yeah, of course. They're just, and their ships doesn't matter. So like, if we believe in any of the lore, they are not here presently.

If they are actual biomechanical entities that are being essentially fueled by another intelligence somewhere else, it would make a lot of sense for them to just be expendable corpses out here. Right. I would love if one of them crashed and it had an American flag on it with like 200 stars. No, it's going to be something like that. I can't, dude, that's what we got to do. That's what the fake one we got to do.

We got to fuck people up, man. But otherwise, like, because again, it's very interesting and I am, and it is, it does remind you still that it's a mystery. I feel like that's the key here. It's still a mystery. But look who's doing it and why are they doing it? That's the main issue. So Epstein is still very much in play.

Also watch this, uh, here we can do, this is not even, just do it just to the sake of it. Hit me with the update. Just to the sake of the song, just like I miss it. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, it's good to do. I just wanted to hear it one more time.

I missed it. It's been a week. So I, uh, there was an article that came out in Rolling Stone that was talking about We love Rolling Stone. Don't we? Am I crying? But this, came out with this story about Jeffrey Epstein's Seagate neighborhood.

Okay. And basically, this lady that wrote this article was talking about her grandfather, was a prolific molester. Now, what I don't like about this is, I've seen this a couple of times. You know what they was due on all my true crime videos?

You know this, Rob. You know what they do like Grandma, fines, grandfather's, horrible secret. Yeah, yeah. We all know what the secret is. It's altogether now a treasure trove of C-SAM. Sometimes it's a baby head in a freezer.

Sometimes it is, and that's when I'm relieved. You know what else I ask? Can we stop calling it a treasure trove? Yeah. Because did they have to defeat a dragon to get it? Yeah, did they have to go on a magical quest? Are they pirates?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looking for booty? Yarr! No grass on the field. Shave the field. That's what I say. So, what was I talking about? The treasure trove the C-Safans from the C-Gate neighborhood.

So Jeffrey Epstein grew up in the C-Gate neighborhood of Brooklyn, which was this kind of gated community very fancy for all the millionaires and all the people that had built all these sort of like what they called their seaside escape in southern Brooklyn. I just can't believe there's a nice place near Coney Island. It's, it can't be that nice. It really can't. But it's for, it's for the richy, richy rich back in the day. I don't know how it is now, but I do know back in the day was for the richy rich.

And Jeffrey Epstein and this lady, they lived on what was considered to be the poor side of it, which was right up against the gate where they said they could look through the gate and they're almost like truly American shitification things you can look from the rich neighborhood onto the poor neighborhood you could feel bad for him okay right and then so what they did

was is that Jeffrey Epstein she said she knew him because their side of the neighborhood because they were the lower income side of the fancy part that was where the stick ball came right it's all the boys playing a stick ball you remember stick ball rob

we both played stick balls boys right playing some stick balls that's definitely a Brooklyn Afectation, right? Yeah. So they're on there. They're playing stick ball. And for those of you, they don't know what stick ball is, it's what newsies play.

So stick balls are just out there. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're zoned up. Did you ever play? Oh, of course. You're in New York. I never played stick ball. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally like old fashioned.

We used to do it. That's cool. Yeah, it was fun. You know what I mean? Booking down Bronx. And so this lady lived with her mother and grandfather, and her grandfather used to do this thing where their house was over, on the other side of this fence was considered where the home run marker was.

So they would hit the markers, they would hit the stick balls over the fence, and the grandfather would go over and collect all the fun little balls, right? And he'd bring over and he'd resell them to the kids for half the money that they would buy them from at the store, right? And it was a good little scam you got going. It was kind of cute if he wasn't sucking and fucking everybody, right? And it turns out that he was sucking her mother, right?

Her mother was sleeping with him in bed, which was a weird affectation that began when she was a daughter. she slept with him in bed and then eventually her mother graduated her to her grandfather's bed so that she could be molested by her grandfather and then her grandfather probably molested the entire neighborhood. Now it seems that it makes kind of sense then that Jeffrey Epstein could have possibly been molested within this neighborhood. Apparently within the Seagate neighborhood there was seven child molesters. Wow. In this one area. And it makes sense that he would have been molested if that's what made him go do it later on.

It would make sense that that's how he was taught to do it. Because normally molestation. He hurt people, hurt people. Normally it comes from somewhere. It's very rarely a brand new thing. Normally it is learned behavior. Normally you have someone did it to you or I guess you read about it in a how-to book. It's one of those things where people are always talking about.

Some of these dummies books are inappropriate. grooming children for dummies is wow grooming children for mummies not all it's wrapped up to be the uh man but the thing is it's like you talk about this is like hurt people hurt people

it's never all that shit and it's definitely what happened to this guy here it's very possible it is quite quite quite quite quite possible who knows I mean there's no direct evidence. It is definitely shot in the dark. She kind of just says this out loud, but it makes sense that it would be true. But it's like she recognized him growing up with him. And think about that. Like that's what she was saying. She was like, I thought of Jeffrey Epstein

since I was like eight. And then all of a sudden I'm like, Jeff, the New York City financier, you know, like the Jim Downey bit. Man, if I want to just be like, oh my God, Sammy Nepper, you did what? You did what? I haven't thought of you just. That was not. Seriously. Oh, my God. Anthony Amarici. Honestly, Anthony Amaraci, if any of those guys, Bobby Bobberelli, where are you at? Oh, yeah. Where's Bobby Bobberle? Yeah. I changed one of the names of my person.

I didn't. Bobby Boborelli, where are you at, bro? I remember you were a sickly, sickly boy. You're doing good. Are you alive? We'll find out. Joey Stoffel. You still alive? Joey Stoffel? He's feeling awful. No, I hope Joey's still alive. Love Joey. Yeah.

All right. James Watsack. Where are you? Where are you at? Where's my old buddy? Yeah. John with the Jacobs. Where are you at, bro?

Come on out. We talked a couple times. Well, you know, that sounds nice. Well, I'm glad you learned, we're learning about new neighborhoods in Brooklyn now. We are, and you know, it's always good to know that there's a place so you can always move up. You always move up in this world. Live from North Lake. All right.

All right. So let's do which one you want to cover of these? Which one will cover of these? This one is, I love this story, and we missed it, and because we were, you know, we were working on everything. But U.S. Special Forces soldier who took part in the operation that captured Venezuelan leader Nicholas Maduro was arrested Thursday after allegedly betting on Maduro's removal from office on the polymarket. So he can literally be, how can he, I guess, be fired for insider trading? Fired. He's going to prison. Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no. So he bet $33,000 on the polymarket within hours that Maduro would be captured, and then they paid out over $400,000. Wow. How does one even find the polymarket? I have no idea. You just type it in. I try not to gamble normal.

But this is all like what has turned into gambling. Gambling is too easy. You can lose so much money just sitting on the fucking toilet these. days. You just sign up for it, dude. You know, yeah, I'm looking at this right now. I think in order to do stuff like this, you probably have to be the most broken, bored person in the face of this very earth. Lots of people do it. There was the, um, the Guardians pitcher, the relief pitcher who just got kicked out of baseball because he was bet, because now you could bet not only on the games or like, or just, but each pitch you could bet on. And he would throw, and he was a really

good pitcher, but he was a relief pitcher. And he would bet that or he would help people bet that his first throw, his first pitch was going to be a ball. And so he had, so every time he pitched, it was a ball. And so people they realized that because it just kept

happening, like, why is everyone keep betting that this guy's first pitch is going to be a ball? And then they realized he'd made like $100,000 and I was kicked out of baseball. Wow. That's the smartest picture I've ever heard. I mean, not really. You don't You got arrested.

Yeah, yeah. He's got to go play in Japan or some shit. Hey, man, that's fine with me. I don't, why are there so many rules around sports? What do you mean? So many rules. There should be rules. That's the whole thing of sports.

You feel like in that way, it just makes them more competitive in a way. You know what I mean? I feel like you talked about this. Do you talk about this last week with Ciener or somebody? The idea of like, I wish everybody was on human growth home. Oh, that. Yeah, yeah. You're a fan of the elevated games.

Buddy. Oh, yeah. I want every. athlete to be on it. I want every, max it out. I think that's your fun as hell. I don't know which ones are strong. Yeah, dude. I want to find, I want to fucking, because what is the enhanced games? The enhanced games is happening, I believe, this week or next week, um, in Vegas where it is like a bunch of HGH athletes. Which is stuff like, can you do gymnastics with fucking double D fake tits?

Well, it's like, it's like, it's like, wait. Not yet. Oh, not that. Not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not run with a BBL. He's not one of those? Like, can you run with a 20-pound BBL? That would be fucking amazing. No, it's like, truly enhanced awards. It's for like weightlifting and track and field mostly.

And so these guys are all going to die. And if you, oh, for sure. The mountain's a part of it. Well, the mountains are strong man. The mountain, you're allowed to do that. Yeah, well, no. In the mountain, you can do PEDs and stuff like that in a mountain. Oh, in the strong man?

Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah, you could do certain amounts. Steroids up to a point are not even real. Like, yes, there are performance enhancing. ramped in like bodybuilding. It's in bodybuilding, arm wrestling. The guy I just watched. I have become, I don't know why I thought arm wrestling would be pure.

It is fucking, are you mean to tell me. Two dudes, ten fingers. You never, Rob, I'm sorry, Rob, you've done, you're not in arm wrestling? You're not into Devin Lerat? But, Devin Lerat is my fucking dude, man. The fucking Canadian Wolverine. man. Devin Larrat just won his, like he just came back from a championship

for the first time, like in years he came back. He won this brutal fucking match. He shaved his head to look like an old man. Oh, this guy. I've seen this guy. No, he's great. Devin Lerat is fucking the coolest motherfucker in the world. He has destroyed his body. He does seem pretty cool. He has destroyed his body arm wrestling.

Well, he, we don't know anything about it. No, he's fine. Is he fine? I follow him. He's like, he's a Canadian, like, non- kind of like he doesn't talk about anything controversial all he talks about he is the number one michael jordan of arm wrestling he is like the face of the sport right now okay cool and he he learned like he does stuff where he'll like learn your language and he'll talk shit at you in your language he's one of the best shit talkers on the face of the planet and he talks about cycling he tries to look weak no he tries to look crazy he's crazy looking he saves his head yeah yeah he's just yeah

and he talks shit and he does but he just he just yeah he just yeah he just yeah he just yeah he just He's basically changed the entire sport, but he openly talked about PED use, cycling. You see all those fucking pimples, see his fucking face, dude. So he's all jacked up. Oh, he's all PED out. Why not put this in the enhanced games? Because I feel like it's because this should totally be a part of the enhanced games. I don't think they're man enough for it.

Yeah? Yeah, I don't think they're man enough for arm wrestling. It's a one-appended sport. Also, I mean, that's a bar sport. I would love to go see this live. It's just like, these guys are so huge. How do you see anything? You film, you look at it.

You watch it. You better see on TV. But there's people sitting behind them and stuff. It's better to see it on TV. Yeah, yeah, no. This is a TV sport. It's definitely a TV sport. Yeah, so I'm just saying the, he talks about how he uses them and he cycles off.

And so there are ways to use it that are not just like rampant. So you're for this. Yeah, it's sports. What do I give a fucking shit? But their whole thing is they're trying to break like a bunch of world records on steroids. Yeah, sure. They're not going to count. No.

No, but they are just trying to be like, we did it. Yeah, why not? Yeah. And they'll give the fucking shit. Well, it's because the whole thing's funded by Peter Thiel. Well, yeah, of course. They're all going to die. Anybody that you can't look up to it.

Like, it's one of those things where this is, that's stupid. That's dumb. You don't look up to that. You just mostly go like, it's like a circus. For me, I view that as sort of like entertainment. And this is what, these people, I love people who destroy their body to entertain me. I do. I love it.

I love freak show people. I love. like really intense performance artists. Ralphie Mae. Love Ralphie Mae when he did to himself for us. That was for us. He got himself that weird and that big. To entertain us.

And that's why like, why do you think I do this? Why do you think I'm building this body? Yeah. It's for you. It's for the audience. Yeah, he hasn't looked like this forever. No, I don't look like this for me. When I met Henry, he was thin as a rail.

Yep. I put weight on to be a comedian. Honestly, that is true for Holden. Well, that just kind of happened accidentally. Yeah. There's another story I want to talk about, which is breaking. So we're going to learn a lot about this in the coming week. But it rings true or rings similar to the ghost adventures.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Also, I went to Zach Began's Museum in Vegas. How was it? It was fun. It's way too long. Yeah. So this is the thing.

I was late for another. This happened again. Two hours, 35 minutes into the tour. I had to go, how much longer is this? They're like, it's at least another hour.

It's like, what the foot? You can't just walk around it like a normal museum? No, it's a tour thing. It's really great. Truly one best haunted attractions I've ever seen, but they constantly show all this footage where people passing out in there

and they're like, these are the ghosts. They're playing the knockout game? It's like, I guess, but I was like, I actually think the reason why they're passing out, because all of this fucking haze and everybody's on edible.

Yeah, you got to eat a cafe in the middle. It's going to be that long. Yes, that's the thing. It's like they're passing out because it's fucking 20 and a half hours long and it's hot in here. Yeah. That's why I don't think it's the gross. But otherwise it was fascinating and I met the doll that cursed the guy from Ghost Adventures. Peggy?

Yeah. Not Peggy. Noma. Noma. Noma. Yeah. Numa. Noma.

Numa. Numa. So she cur. Oh, because he was on, he was looking for her. Yes. When he found out that his wife was trying to kill him. No, it was because he looked at the doll once. Oh, and that would turn his wife crazy?

It made his wife hire a bad wife. Yep. According to Zach Begans, in his video intro, before you go in, he says he specifically, he's like, this is a doll, I will never look at again. And then he's just like, I explain. He's like, oh, I saw this doll. I had this thing in here. Me and Carrot Top had like a weird experience.

And then he's like, and it's like, and it's. led to the horrendous planning of one of my co-host's wife to hire a hitman to murder him. Oh my God, he's cashing in on it where he doesn't even have to. It's like, have you asked him? I, they have to, honestly,

I bet you that they must have, like... I mean, they released it as part of the TV show. Yes. When it happened, you know, he was just like, this is great! Yes! What just happened? Fuck yes! What just happened? Fuck yes! Yes! That doll's haunted.

That doll. It's haunted. So Gabby Gonzalez, she's an influencer. She's accused in a murder-to-hire plot to kill her boyfriend singer Jack Avery. All right. Jack Avery was a part of the boy group. Why don't we? I'm sorry. That's the worst name for a group I've ever heard.

They're extremely popular. Why Don't We is the name of a band? This is sliding into Unc territory. Their number one song, eight letters, has almost 700 million listens. Is it eight letters is the name of it? Yeah, it's two four-winter lords. What does it sound like? What are they called?

It sounds like the forfeit. Why Don't We is the name of the boy band that I don't even know if they're still together or not. You guys are just. But that's like getting lost on the wrong thing. So Gabby Gonzalez, she was picked up. From the airport in Humboldt, sweet, sweet Humbold. Oh, nothing bad ever happens out there.

She was picked up. Not where Murder Mountain was filmed. And so basically, she wanted, she was alleged conspiracy to kill the father of her daughter, boy band singer Jack Avery. All right. Can we hear a little snippet? Shut that the fuck off. Shut it the fuck off. Can I kill him?

Can I be the hitman? Listen, I volunteer. I volunteer to be the hit man. I'll be $100. I'll do it myself. Okay? We'll invite him over. I'll poison him.

Okay, I promise you he'll be dead. Check it off. Shut it off. Let me do it. I'll kill the whole band. Can I say something? I'll do it for free. Where are they?

Where do they live? They are at least some of them playing instruments. How do you know? As far as boy bands got? How do you know? The Jonas brothers kind of brought that out. Yeah, yeah. They're kind of playing it.

You don't know if that's just plugged in or not? It doesn't look plugged in. No, I mean, he's got the little earpiece. And I think I have my earpiece. I mean, I think that, you know, with the music sucks. He could be playing bad music, Henry. Wow. Her father was also arrested.

Francisco Gonzalez, booked with the same. For stopping it? For stopping it? Is the judge going to issue an execution order for the children? He was arrested in Florida. and he's being extradited to L.A. Their seven-year-old daughter,

Lavender, was, they're in a, they're in a custody battle for their daughter, Lavender. That kid's gonna be fine. Yeah, the kid. My kid's gonna be fine. Don't worry about that kid.

Don't worry about that. It's like a bunch of young bloods. Yeah. It's just like a fucking evil army of young bloods. Well, I think that this guy, he doesn't seem like a horrible person, yet I have, I don't, I'm just learning his name today.

but the guy who they were trying to kill, he's just a bad musician. You know, I don't think that he's really done anything wrong so far. He hasn't been a bad dad. Yeah, of course, Eddie. But, yes, so Gabby was arrested last week in Humboldt, and we're going to see where this is going to take us, but we have a similar. So he's still alive.

He's still alive. So he could still make music. Yeah, it's probably going to be great for him. Francisco Mastermind did a plan that dates back to 2020. one to track and photograph Jack in Hawaii why didn't you just destroy his masters that's what you should have done

honestly I pay for your bail I'll pay for your bail lady yeah I'll pay for your bail if you destroy all his masters I don't think she could do much of anything she is local so you can go visit her I'll pay your bail you can get out smash his guitars make sure you can never get to a music ever again

and I'll pay for your life so she was working on getting custody of Lavender and the plan was to get footage of him smoking and drinking so it could hurt in the custody dispute. This, you know, but you know, when it comes down to it, she did it bad. Never, never bring your dad in on a hitman thing either. Did dads do anything right? Yeah.

No. That's why your mom stops asking him to do stuff. Yeah. Okay? So don't ask your dad to hook up a hitman for you unless your father's a hitman. And if your father's a hitman, awesome. So there was a guy named Dustin Braca. He is the alleged hitman.

And the cops say that her and her friend, Kai Cordry, tried to get Baraka to, or Braca, or I'm sorry, Brarca, Barca, Barca, Barca, Dustin Barca. Barka, Barka, Barka, Barka, Barka, that's how she put it to kill me. Oh, yeah, Barka, Burka, yeah. And then she, her and her father had electronically paid $10,000 to Kai and for web development payments. Oh. And this was apparently to kill. You got it? You can't skim out on murder for hire.

10 grand is not enough. It's not enough. I've been saying this for years. This is like 25G. At minimum. 25G. I say 100. If you want to kill this guy.

This fucking guy. I feel like that's a lot. I think it's a tall order. I think you can get 18 to grand. A federal agent poses a hitman got on a phone call. Always. There you go. Always.

And yeah, I'm certain I'm fine he can live for now, but he better change his ways. He better quit music. If he wants to live, he better quit music. Yeah. Be a better dad. No, no.

Honestly, fuck that. I don't want him nowhere near the daughter. He should not be a father or a musician. He should be at a cold stone creamery. That's where he should be. Okay? I got a lot of great feedback from our Uncle Corner last week. Oh, yeah?

Well, two weeks ago. We covered all of the information we had about DeFourvid, our favorite crooner singer 20 years old. And we asked the question to our audience, why does Zuma music sound like bad versions of older music? Yeah. And I got a lot of very interesting. Like, you know, we were obviously, we did it in an only, you know, an only one. uncle-esque funny way. Yeah.

But I got a lot of very interesting answers. Okay. From people that consider themselves Zoomers or teachers of Zoomers. Okay. And they essentially said that we, right now, the main issue is just how they get music. Is it? So they get music by social media apps. Yeah.

They hear snippets of maybe old songs and then they think that it's a brand new song, right? Because they just only, they go, oh, they're interested a lot of times is in the social media apps or what is huge on the social media apps. and largely, especially the more young side of people, which does make sense. Right now, we are currently, and you can see it around. We're in a, we're in aesthetics obsessed period. Okay.

Like, we're in a period right now, which has happened, this is not the first time, where your fandoms mean who you are. Yeah. Right. You're in this thing now where what you like really depends on how cool the thing, is to like it and if it makes you cool to like it.

So DeForvon built an aesthetic that these emo 13-year-olds liked. And so that's why they all got into it. But now it's like, you know, someone told me to look up other stuff that we would like that are better ambassadors of Gen Z music. People like Chaparone, Sabrina Carpenter. Not for us.

They're not for us, but I get it. Addison Ray, I can't pick out of a lineup. Chapparo's not bad. Charlie XX is like 45 years old. I can't do it. And then the other one's like they're all the same. You know, it's like one of those where she's a little, they're like, Charlie X-E-X is lying to you. Okay, I love you all.

She's lying to you. She's like 10 years older than she says she is. I think it's, I get it. There's certain things that are interesting. I'm not saying that there's no interesting music. It's just the stuff that people do like is the like, it's the stuff that I don't get and get hung up on. Like the idea of the young blood who's obviously a hot topic version of somebody who sing songs. Yeah.

But largely it seems the zoomers do understand that. It's just hard to get around. all of the social media of it. You were trapped in this world. We're trapped in this like world of, of what things mean when you say you like them. Yeah. Like you're already,

what you like is putting you in a different category. Well, it's different now than it was for us. Like, especially in hip hop. I saw one of my favorite beat makers, uh, ninth wonder. He's unbelievable. He works with Kendrick a lot.

He made this interesting post about Drake's new album and how like, You know, it's weird that so many young people are so into Drake because hip hop is different now than it used to be. Well, Drake is mall music. Well, here's what I'm saying is when we were younger in consuming hip hop, hip hop was a new art form. It was like 10 years old. It was like 15 years old. All right. So like we were like when Snoop Dog's album came out, sure, it was like he was like older than us, but he was only like four years older than us.

Yeah, he really wasn't that much older than us. really not that much older than us. But then when it comes to like now, you got like 12 year olds listening to Drake, who's in his 40s. And so they're not really like listening to their peers as much as they're listening to older like people who they shouldn't be listening.

But they're all, and their way they're listening to them is through social media. And the way they're listening to them is through just a different way than we discovered music. And they are just not this. It's just not the same. It's like they've discovered a whole. new and it's filtered.

These are, like everything's filtered. Everything is already, by the time it's arrived you, it's already been packaged. It's already been kind of put together in a whole aesthetic instead of you kind of developing your own by searching. But I do think that what we're going to see

is the revamp as well. The kickback as well. I think right now we're just in a period of time where art is bad. And art goes up and down. There is good stuff. It's just not getting shipped out to the mainstream. No, things go up down. And honestly, we should be thankful for these times when we can maybe

get to like something that's a little bit more obscure, and it can be yours for a little while before it goes mainstream. Like, this is a really a wonderful time for independent art in that way, is that there's a lot of people out there championing things that make you loyal. Like,

there's just something about, there is stuff out there. I do like a lot of younger artists, and I'm not going to mention them because I feel like they'll immediately become lame if I say I like them. Well, that's the best part. Yeah. It's like, I love Wet leg. I like wet leg.

Viagra boys. Amel on the sniffers. Dochi. I love that. Love that Doichi. Don't know who put her together. She's from your town. Yeah, I don't know who put that Doichi together.

River did it, did it right. Oh, you know, that's how I like. And I watch you. I was like, oh, it's a heck of a lady. I've seen. Yaya Bay. People should listen to Yaya Bay. Sure.

Yeah, so we're in there. We're in there. You know, enough, enough. But yeah, it's a, I think it's just the way that they get their fucking information, because they hear it on TikTok. And then it's just like, then it's like four seconds of a song. You don't even know the whole fucking song, much less the body of work from the artist. And so it's a, it's a shitty way of consuming.

Yeah. And you can't even say like the word sex on social media. You can't say certain words. So yes, the music that you're also going to get is going to be originally. filtered to an extreme amount because it's on social media to begin with and which they are treating you somewhere between a four-year-old you're somehow somehow on social media you're both a four-year-old that's also a sex worker and I have no idea how that is it's just a way they kind of treat us like both and I don't know what you want from us yeah because TikTok we all

know is like just filled with young people like right now we lost a ticotker this morning Oh, where? Patriotic Kenny, he died at the tender age of 84. TMZ. Patriotic Kenny. It's just a fucking man with an oxygen tank on. What did he do? What was his bit? I never heard of it.

Who is Patriotic Kenny? I just can't believe that the top of TMZ. Dead in 84. Tech, Tok. Is he not on our list? No, man. Our list is holding strong. Rudy's looking better than ever.

Shatner fell off a horse, but he bounced back on. Bill Cosby's going back on tour. We have some close calls. These guys are all getting back up. But Patriotic, Kenny died. We lost him. We lost Patriot. Do you think it was like a bullet from the Korean War that finally worked its way to his heart?

It's like one of those? Well, he was doing the TikTok challenge, Swallow a Mortar. Oh, the hardest part. Oh, yeah, you got to do that anally. So what is he, what kind of, is he a bad guy or no? Who knows? He's patriotic, Kenny. Who cares?

He probably did bad things at some point. Soon they hear the word patriotic, it makes me suspicious. It really does. I used to love being it, but, you know, what are you going to do? Oh, but yeah, so these young TikTokers are dropping like flies. Gotta be careful. That's got to be careful. They got him fentanyl

It's because they put fentanyl And that's what took him fucking down All right You know what? Bye patriotic Kenny Thanks for making a little bit more room in Florida Oh my God Well this has been fun

This really has been fun I mean we kind of went through the other letters There's other things I wanted to talk about But you know There's the billionaire's son Who pushed him off a cliff Just fucking God, so funny. So fucking funny.

Like, you know, it's also just shows, too. Like, I just, just so happy we don't have kids. Yeah. Just so happy we don't have kids. That's all he wanted to do is kill you. That's all he wanted to do. It's only plan. It's only plan to do as far as you're going to death.

It's like, if you have a billion dollars and a child, make sure they do their homework, or they're going to push you off a mountain while you guys are hiking. And they just sit there going like, daddy, just give me any. Daddy is a do me. Daddy is you. and push daddy off the cliff. Push standing at the cliff. And that's all they think about.

You've given him everything. But, you know. You've given him everything. The times are changing. You know, honestly, live every day, going on the same trail hikes as billionaires so you can love pushing him off a mountain. And then you laugh as their spindly bodies

plummet towards the ravine below and smash. down on the blood covered rocks. Hey, I wanted to thank everybody for all your food suggestions for Pittsburgh. There's a lot of good options here that I didn't never even heard it before. I'm so fucking excited. Thank you. May 29th last podcast on a love's going to be in Pittsburgh. Come check us out.

It's going to be a blast. And then Henry and I were doing Rochester, but it's sold out. So the next side story show, the only other one on the book still has a couple tickets is London, Ontario. To Rio. That's going to be on June 28th. So go check that out. And I got a bunch of stand-up shows coming up. The next one's going to be on 6-7.

Yay! Oh, we're going to be on 6th. It's going to be on June 6th at the Phoenix Desert Ridge Improblown. We're going to be doing that with Amber Nelson. It's going to be a blast. And then on July 10th, I'm going to be in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, July 12th, Newark, New York, New Jersey, July 26th, the comedy store here in L.A. and then I got a new show on the books. I'm going to be in Chicago.

Hey! On August 1st, Chicago at the Lincoln Lodge. I can't wait. I got a whole bunch of more dates. Some other ones coming out. Denver, hopefully DC. So go check that out all on eddytunes.com. Yeah, baby.

That's going to be great. We can't wait to see you out there. Go to patreon.com slash podcast. I left to listen to ad-free episodes. And go to at LP on their left for all social media needs. Go over to YouTube. Check LPNTV. No dog's in space.

Go check them all out. The brighter side is due and also HGX2 is out there. And also I want you to know. The playoffs are start this week. Start this week. I hope you do well in the playoffs. So do I. Yeah, yeah.

You made it. You beat somebody and now you're, well, you beat contestant B, I believe, or maybe it was contestant A and now you get to move on and face contestant A or contestant B. I'm very good at the game. You are. You actually, you're the only one who like tries to win.

It's very funny. Everyone else is just like trying to be entertaining. but you just want to win. Yeah, of course. Even though, like, if you lost, you wouldn't have to be on the next episode. But then I wouldn't have won. I have to win.

We don't know if you win or not. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know if you win. But you were trying very hard, it's hilarious to watch. I'm fucking, I'm a fucking, don't come at me. You know what I mean? If you expect me to back down,

if you expect me to be second best, don't fucking try me, dog. HGX2 every Thursday. There's four more episodes coming out. It premieres. Right after last stream on the left does on YouTube. So just let that baby roll right into the other one. You're going to fucking love that.

Bye fuckers. Also, oh, I wanted to give a quick RIP to one of my favorite musicians who passed away. A real musician. A real musician. A part of the West Coast get down. Ryan Porter, the greatest trombone player, whoever lived, Kamazi Washington's trombone player. Yes, which we saw.

He's unbelievable. Probably the greatest. He was the greatest alive. listened to his albums live at New Morning Paris or The Optimist truly amazing he worked with the 9th Wonder

who I mentioned earlier a lot he was on Kendrick Lamar albums you love Ryan Porter you have no idea you love him but he was in a car accident unfortunately he's the same age as me and it's just fucking so sad to see these guys go

he was just about to like pop he was like he really was because jazz in L.A. is like finding its way And so they- So awesome. So this is my parissocial relationship, by the way. Yes. So like, so I'm this, this, this, like, this is like if I died to you.

So, you know. Yes, experience that. So just no, I'm sad about Ryan Porter. Please go listen to his album, The Optimist. It's great. And I fucking love you guys. I know. Wear your seatbelts.

I don't know if he was or not, but just wear it anyway. Aqua broke up. Aqua? That did the song Barbecue. The color? Oh. They broke up So in Saturn news

Aqua broke up Oh okay From the Barbie The Barbie song Maybe he was supposed to play trombone On their new album And they're like we can't do it now Now we'll have to stop

Fine we'll have to put down this yoke We'll have to stop this burden of being Aqua No matter what the people need We just save ourselves Aqua Hell's Satan goodbye Hell rhyme for it