Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: My Spiritual Girlfriend

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including a preview of the new "Jared from Subway" Documentary, the delivery man in Peru caught with a 600-800 year old mummy (his “spiritual girlfriend”) in a To-Go Bag, the sad story of Ohio Family Annihilator Teresa Cain, ALSO former Army private, Ethan Metzer, member of neo-Nazi terrorist group Order of the Nine Angles, sentenced to 45 years in prison after plotting to murder his paratrooper unit, Kansas Humane Society created an OnlyPaws and is selling animal foot pics (Toe Beans) for every $100 donated, the Vermont couple who kidnapped a woman and threatened to kill her after she had borrowed their truck and sold AR-15 for drug money, OJ Simpson weighs in on Alex Murdaugh, “Aber-Clam-Lincoln”, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side story. That's when the cannibalism started. Side story. Yeah. Well, that was the thing that photoshop him holding up the pants that he used to wear when he was all big and chunky. That was actually where he would hide the kids. Whoa. No way. In his like little super pocket. Because you can slap a whole embryo up under a big man's super pocket if you want to. And that's where I feel like us as men can truly be allies in the war against abortion.

Because what we can do is help people. Because what I've heard is, another thing you can do is you evict the fetus out. Sure. It's an eviction notice. You call your local man, Mandrake with a court. What's the name of a judge? Doctor. You call that person up. First of all, you're going to get a court order against the baby inside of you. Rent's two damn high. This is how we do it legally in the legal state.

Yeah. That's great. And then so the police come to evict the fetus out of you. It's really not the way it works. Yeah. But just imagine it. Imagine it. Imagine it. Cartoon. They kicked the fetus out, right? Now the fetus is now homeless, right?

Yeah. It's a little knapsack. Yeah. Absolutely. It's bend old and it's down by the tracks. Right? But then what you can do is, as a bigger man, come by, scoop up the fetus, you put it underneath the fupa, and you could take it wherever you want to, any other part of the country. I did. Because then you're allowed to, I think, put it in a trash can in a state where it's legal. That's fantastic. It's called the old kangaroo move.

And I'm just so happy that you started with that completely non-controversial intro. Non-controversial at all. And I think powerful. All I know is, I'm just, our advertisers asked for more hot topic issues. They want more calls from various organizations. Yeah. They're really, really excited for it. And that's what I provide, because again, I'm Zenri now. Zenri, Zen Henry.

I'm calm. I'm ready to go. I'm moving forward. I knock my BP down fucking 10 points on either side. That's actually very impressive, Henry. So you're at 160, 110. Yeah. Absolutely. And you know what I did is then I, I tipped the doctor and it gave me five more. In that said, health is the only thing that you can't tip away and make it, just sweep it under the rug. It seems to be, that's like a, like a lesson, the money'd learn.

I want to die the way that that one icon died. What was his name? Big old boy, soprano. Mr. Monopoly. Yes. He's still alive. All right. Jared Fogle boasted about sexually abusing minors in Thailand. And he says, he says, we can get away with whatever age we want. And then he said that, but now he's in jail.

And I'm not sure if he mentions that anymore. I really wish that. How did that get out from jail? There's a new documentary. Okay. So this is the thing. Oh, so welcome to side stories. Welcome to side stories. I'm Ben and Henry. Thank you for taking care of that for this episode.

I got fogled because I also did the subway diet. And we all did it. We were all at the end of the day. All dragged into that fucking sigh up. All it is is just eating 700 calories a day as opposed to like 2,500. Yes. It's just it could have been anything. Exactly. It is just it was calorie monitoring and it's about portion size and eating sometimes a less salted turkey, which I also not getting the meatball.

I learned that the hard way. I said, I'm on the subway diet. I'll have two foot long meatballs. That's not again. It can't do it. You couldn't just walk into a subway and then whatever you ate was diet food. No, it's absolutely not. And technically, it's not even bread in Ireland.

It has to be recorded as cake. We know it is documented as cake officially because of all the carbs and sugar. But anyway, the one thing I'm just going to say about the Jared Fogel coverages. Oh, one thing good. They say a lot of stuff about how he skyrocketed to fame in the early 2000s. He was never like it wasn't like Jack Nicholson, Jared Fogel. No, no, no, no, no. He was a pitch man who was who had who would wear big pants like he used to wear.

But he was never, I just feel like we're taking this word fame very liberally. Yes. Yes. It is a thing that's happened over the last couple of years where it seems that people with no like discernible ability. He wasn't even a good pitch man. He wasn't. It's just, I think, just because they are famous and they're equated to everybody else who's famous around.

The only thing you had to do was to not molest a series of children in a minute on a radio show. It's like a one thing. That was it. He could have done, truly, he could have killed a woman. And we could have figured it out. Could have figured it out. We could have gotten a PR team in there and we really could have dug it out. I guess maybe that day he ate Arby's.

Oh, he must have been off. We must have been off. The meets aka the dead woman. We absolutely look at OJ Simpson weighing in on the Alec Murdoch trial. And this guy is now, first of all, when did he become Scat Mencruthers? Well, have you seen him? I know. OJ's in a new face.

I'm not saying his face. I'm saying that there's a portrait behind OJ in the video where he is very concisely wrapping up, drew like kind of mentality and what happens once a cop lies on the stand. And he's like, you know, in my case, it did happen to work for me. And you're like, yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. It really did. The thing about OJ is his, his Murdoch coverage on Twitter that he gave for three,

three solid minutes. It was the most concise coverage I had heard yet. He was a solid breakdown, which I don't like, again, I'm not throwing to him, but still, but if you notice, if you look behind him in the, in that, that footage, there's a full painting of just a naked woman. But you see, he came up, that's why Scat Mencruthers, he's coming all the way back around, which shows anybody can figure out how to work their PR back to zero. There, we had to get all their PR notes back up as long as you don't fuck a child.

And then it's the boasting. Cause I said that to Fernana before we started is that I feel like that's of all the things that Jared Fogle is guilty of. Besides just lying to us about the sandwiches, it's the, it's the hubris. It really is. It's the pride. I think that is like, that's the crime. I think he should be labeled with the highest.

And I, cause I am, I do my utmost to try to be humble thinking about what I've brought and what I've given to everyone. And it's so difficult to be humble in our position of high power with Hollywood. Cause you remember all those times, remember when we were at the, what was it? The Grammys yesterday? Remember when we went to that and the Oscars and stuff? Oh no, no, no, no. We were, it was called the Slammys and it was a gay sex award ceremony.

And I got to say, wowie, wow, bring a tarp next time. Absolutely. So Rachelle Herman, she was a radio host and she said, we need a big guest today. And so she got Jared Fogle because how exciting. And he was at that point, I feel like he's available. He was. And this is when Jared Fogle says, we can do whatever we want. He says, you go to, it's crazy.

You go over to the Thailand, you got different ages. I mean, you just sort of choose what you want and there's a price for it. I hate this. And then off you go. I don't like this for now. And then he says, and then off you go. But then she said, oh, that's real creepy and gross. Why is he still bragging?

You don't off you go. You don't, you actually, you don't, you end up in jail, which is where he is. He's calling from jail. You actually, can I have my music? Well, you actually, can I have my music? You actually cannot actually say that you got off scot-free for a crime that you committed. If you are currently in a jail cell, well, no, this is trying to person. Previously is, this was previous.

Jared did lose 245 pounds applaud. Very good. And then now, because of all of his disgusting activities, he's part of a new three-part documentary series called Jared from Subway, Catching a Monster. And it's going to be premiering on the ID and we don't get paid to say that, but I just think that it's going to be extremely traumatizing. And if you're Subway, you know what you have to do is make this go away somehow. I feel like Subway, you really got to get like,

sorry buddy, even Mickey. What did Mickey Mouse do? No one's talking about his Nazi years. Kissel, I'm going to throw this to somebody else because, you know, what Subway technically did, what they did, they threw out every copy of those pants that they had in any distribution center. They burned them. I remember when we did that.

Subway did all that it can and it's too late for Subway. Technically, this is Quiznos moment. And Quiznos, they need to send some form of spy into this organization and they need to tear it apart from the inside out. Because Quiznos, they had the number one, they had those great commercials. And Quiznos subs because they are good for you. Right. They already were coming out the gate and then they had that little weird guy as

their spokesperson. Little Quiznos. Gets with it. Little Quiznos never did. What? Had sex systematically with a bunch of children and it went to do sexual. As far as I know, I don't, I want to say. Well, it's not a real thing. Of all of the people that weren't on Epstein's flight list,

I imagine the Quiznos wasn't. I don't even think the Noid was on that list. No, I don't think the Noid ever did anything wrong whatsoever, except for deliver fast, hot pizzas right to your door. Yes. Of course, Domino's didn't have to go on and leave to apologize for the quality of such pizza, which then did improve. It did.

However, now it's decreased. And you know who's back? Little Sneezers. Little Caesar's pizza is on fire. It's the best fast food pizza you can get. I've said it here and I'm not going to say it again. Well, all we, well he had, he will. He definitely will because he has, he has said it multiple times.

And again, we've received not a single dime. We've not received a dime from Little Caesar's. Sponsors are pulling at us. People are mad, people are mad, but guess what? We we're doing it. We're doing it wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because it's our jobs, right?

As, oh, hot shot hot shot content creators are jobs or to push people back. We're setting the tone. All right. For the rest of the country, which is why we first of all, Alec Murdoch got you. They got him. Alan Murdoch was, I believe. How long did they deliberate?

I was like two hours. He was like less than our podcast on David miscavige. It was. And you got sentenced to two life sentences. His brother, he shaved his head. He's looking more like a fucking skinny, weird, some version of a very sick supervillain. To be honest with you, he's going to do fantastic in jail because all of these prisoners, because they need legal advice. They need legal advice. Of course. He's going to be busier than ever. Ever. He's going to have a little plaque outside of his jail cell. This is murder law and it's going to be a nightmare also. But at the same time, he'll be just fine. His brother, Alex Murdoch, his brother says he

does think Alex knows more than he's letting go. No way. What? I don't know. No fucking way. I don't know. But what about the other brother that went on the stand and told us all that he pooped his fucking pants? I'd do that for you. If you were charged with murder, I'd be like, one time, Henry, Shadis, Benson, Philadelphia, I was there. But the thing is, you'll know is that I won't ever murder again because I'm calm now. And the, what I've done, I've chilled my blood so thoroughly. I can't even, I don't even know how I'm going to continue to rant. I'm so calm now. So this was a, this was down in Peru. This was the delivery drivers. Now, what I do not know is that in Peru, apparently you're not allowed to, you go to a holy site there, right? If you go,

like, I don't know if this is true for every country. There's a ruins, right? Where you go, and you, you go to this like a beautiful kind of historical site, but you're not allowed to drink on site. Like alcohol or water? They're not. And so this guy, they found this guy, they saw him, he was drinking alcohol. You're like, drink water, you're drinking alcohol, right? He was just hanging up by or some ruins. Well, most holy sites, most religions allow some kind of alcohol for religious ceremony. Side stories, LPOTLGmail.com explained to us. I actually don't know why we're not allowed to drink alcohol at this place, but he was, they, they saw him there, right? They saw that he was drinking next to this, this historical, a kind of religious site. And then they had a bag with

them. They said, want to check the bag. And the bag was from a takeout restaurant that's big there called Perdidas Ya. Oh, Perdidas Ya. So they were like, oh, okay. And they opened up. And when they found inside, it was a 600 to 800 year old mummy, which was, it's a 40. Oh yeah. He's a mummy, man. Four foot 11. He got a four foot 11 mummy and a to-go bag from a fast food joint. How many, how much food are people ordering from this spot? I don't really know. They said, they, they showed the skeleton in the bag. They went up to the guy, they said, hey, what is this? And they said, what is this? They thought, because first of all, they're like, Number five with the, with the diet coke and surprise.

But they went to look at, right? They were like, oh, okay, why do you have this? And you steal this from this place? Or is there, he's like, no, no, no, no, I did not steal this. No, no, no, no, no. That is Juanita. They're like, what? That's Juanita? And you're like, yep. See, see, see. He says, it sleeps in my bedroom with me. Yes, there is my bed. There's the TV set. And next to it, there's Juanita. I take care of it. He said that it's running his family for 30 years and he takes care of it. And he says, and according to his words, he said, if you, we just, I don't know why he said part of the expression, but he said, it's like, if you'll part of the expression as if it were my spiritual girlfriend, right? But guess what, man? What?

It's not a mummy. Oh, it's a daddy. They went and they looked at it. And guess what? It's dude. Well, you can be a dude, mummy. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But he was calling a Juanita and he's saying that he's kissing and loving on this thing post death. Are we still going to be doing this post death? All I'm saying, yeah, I hope we all get more woke when we die and allow ourselves to be truly, truly of any, of any type of gender. But yeah, he's fucking a dude. Well, yeah, I don't think he's having sex with the mummy. It would dissolve around. She called it a girlfriend. Yeah. She's doing something with it. You've never had a loveless girlfriend relationship where you have a girlfriend and you go and have sex with them. I think it's happened before to all

of us. Someone mark me as red. But I will say it does look as if the mummy is about to give birth. The legs are up. The knees are at its shoulder. It's squished. Yeah, it wasn't a mid birth. Yeah, I don't think it was anything. But the thing that I like about this guy is he brought his girlfriend. Yes, it's a male mummy to work with him because he was a delivery driver. And isn't that nice when you call up Uber Eats and you say, man, my Carl's Jr. smells like, whoa, was there a dead person to that guy's car? You know, because it smells a little funny. You're full of it today. I am full of it. But then it turns out, yes, there was a 600 to 800 year old mummy in that delivery person's car. This is why I don't, this is why I don't knock on the doors. I don't knock

on the window. The delivery driver, that's their office. Oh, sure. Sure. Sure. The car is their office. It's their home. Oftentimes it's their home. And so I don't invade that. That's like knocking on the door of your boss. You know, if their office door is closed, you don't come and knock it, you know. That is not even a saying. With Matt Lauer there. He tried to Matt Lauer was committing crimes. Yeah. But this mummy, he said he tried to give it to a museum and they wouldn't take it. Well, it's because the mummified male is estimated to have been more than 45 years old. Yes. And, but I don't think that the museum wants it because it's, it's, it's old goods. Yeah. It's garbage. The museum is like, yeah, you fuck this so many times. Did you hear

a kissle? What? Did you hear what the Peruvian mummy said about his trip down to the tourist spots here? He said it. What? What did he say about it? He says it wasn't all that it's wrapped up to be. Yep. Yep. Indeed. Can I have my music, please? So Juanita. What I need, you guys all understand is that Juanita needs a new boyfriend. I'm changed because I'm now as calm as I am. My humor may change. Make it worse. You say worse. I say calm, modern. Because what's not, what's better than a modern comedy? That wasn't modern. What I love about modern comedy is the fact that it mostly makes you feel bad about watching it because it's kind of lecturing about what you should find funny. And that's, we plan to do a lot more around here.

Think about Hillary Clinton, how we did her wrong. Well, I think someone else just recently died in her orbit. Every day I, I shed one tear wondering if Hillary Clinton's okay. And when she's gonna run again. Can't wait. Okay. Well, let's move on. In ex army private, he got 45 years in prison. This is all another story we have to wait on because we're, I told you we're doing an entire episode on this whole, this whole thing. We can't talk about this right now. It's an extremely tip. It's extremely thick, complicated story. I got 45 years because you got mad at this troop. He got mad at his parrot. He was, he was indoctrinated by the order of the nine angles and he was, it was an angle. That's an entire, it's nine of them. It's nine angles. Please.

Fernando. Okay. We did a rundown right before the show. No, I know. It's just, it seems like it seems like a complicated story to want to end it out. And every single time we do a story that we're not prepared for, we get in trouble. He gets mad. No one's ever mad. No one's ever mad. No one's ever mad. Okay. Well, then let's do something in my wheelhouse. Disney had pulled the song lyrics from song of the south. They pulled the word Zippity-Doodle. I just, I can't, this is another that exciting. We're just going to lose everything. Zippity-Doodle. I don't know what. It's just a whole, it's a whole cultural thing. It's a whole thing. It's a cultural thing. All right. Here we go. Maybe you'll like this story, Henry. Mom shot family minutes before

deputies arrived to a victim from their foreclosed Ohio township home. Do you like this? Jokes on you. I love this story. It's fantastic. Teresa Kane. She shot her family members, killing three of them just minutes before deputies were coming. Is it up with these Ohio train wrecks? That's good. Man, your blood pressure must be the real nice. My blood pressure this morning actually was at 40 over negative five. The sheriff was Steve Leahy. Perhaps he was drunk like Mr. Leahy from trailer park boys. This story is interesting. This story is interesting because again, what do we have? Teresa Kane, a, an Ohio man. She was facing eviction. I don't know what happened. There's

not a lot of details quite yet. She couldn't pay rent. She couldn't pay rent. Yeah. That's why you get evicted. And I feel like no one in the family knew that she couldn't pay rent, right? I think they found out probably the hard way because what happened was that she waited up to a period of time when they were getting notices, they were getting eviction notices. And then as the eviction police were hanging out, when you know the eviction police probably love this, it's just the sheriff because they're there, whatever it is, right? But then she murdered her entire family and then killed herself except for the, the, one of her daughters escaped. So one kid lived. So the mother killed her husband, Stephen Kane, then the son, Ethan Kane, and then

the elderly father, William Fenton, who was in the house, William Felton. I would name my kids Michael and Dean. If my last name was Kane, of course, Michael Kane, Dean Kane, no actor, Superman, no Kane. Everybody's named Kane, Kane, Kane, Kane too. And that's how we do it. We can keep it a fun doing something different. Kane, Kane, Kane. But the, yes, as the eviction police were arriving, it's just the sheriff. They just heard, I thought that they sent special guys in. I thought they sent guys with like, with swinging maces and then a guy with a big neck. It's like super brutal. And like, I came here to defend the law and to help people, but then it's like, kick people out of your homes, kick people out of your homes. That's what you do there.

So a deputy knocked on the front door and then the back door, no one answered. And then the deputy stepped inside the home and called out, Hey, hello. And then he heard a muffled, no, no, no, no. Very good. And then it was followed by a very fast secession of gunfire. Yes. So he also heard the gunshots. Yes. She fired five gunshots in just under 3.5 seconds. And this is why you never teach your wife how to shoot a gun. When deputies were able to safely venture further into the home, they found her dad along with a 13 year old son and her 74 year old father. But the kids, that's very sad. I believe the 20 year old daughter, Samantha Kane, she got, she lived and she remained, but it shows more because the,

what do we learn about family annihilators? The more and more you look at it is a guess. First of all, good work girls. You got one. I'm so glad all the ladies finally got one for your team for the mothers, but it, it's the same conditions. It is what we are extremely afraid of the United States of America in particular. Not only do we have easy access to the guns that allows you to murder a group of people in a very quick secession, but also the idea that once you're put into a certain economic place that you're fucked, right? Like she is like, she looked at this as a, a set of conditions, which is, I mean, again, I'm, we always are going to say, I love that you're trying to circle this back, not just into gallows humor, but to make a,

a nice social comment. It's a cogent point. It's a cogent point. But you know what the most interesting thing is her husband, Steven, but it's not conditions. Annihilations are about conditions way more than about specific mental illness. Sometimes people are just assholes. Sure. Absolutely. But you have to be an asshole to kill your family. That's, that's also your, your, that's baked in. Maybe they just said subway that day. Stephen Cain, he was the dad. He was just on the couch downstairs. Yeah, man. So what was he doing to pay the goddamn rent? Wow. Wow. The sheriff said their investigation determined, determined that she, oh, well he, she did shoot him first. Yes. She shot him first. He wasn't just lying there. He was dead.

It's, it is, cause Alec Murdoch, again, that story is the story of a family annihilator, that now we have seen it splay all completely out. We now see all the in and outs of like someone's fall from grace, but this is somebody, Teresa Cain, who was just a normal mom that had the same set of circumstances where they, I am going to go out on a limb and say that if you are a family annihilator, I don't think you necessarily came upon all of your issues by like everybody else's fault. That's something like a family annihilator. An annihilator would probably say blame the whole world saying you've made me do this because no one's making you do this, but it is interesting to see. Sometimes they do blame others and don't take responsibility.

That's why it's don't kill your family. Just abandon them. Just go run and just run. Just get in a car. You could drive down to Mexico. You can fucking do your whole thing. Go down. Like you can live a whole life apart from your family. Let them live. The kids will say, I was abandoned, but then they're going to turn into great entertainers. Absolutely. Make them want it. There's all, you need the void to be successful in this country. And I see that. You know, I was watching the new next in fashion show. I love my fashion shows. I didn't know that. I love all the fashion shows. I love next in fashion. Yes. I love, I love fashion shows because I, because I love seeing how incorrect I am about what is fashion.

Like I love being like, I like that thing. I think it's fun. They don't want you to wear those things. They don't, that's for them. If you start dressing like that, then they're going to change the fashion. That's the idea. Yeah. That's the whole point. Cause that's why, that's why we're, that's our revenge against the young is that we steal it from them and we make it not relevant anymore. But there was this one girl, which as I do is her name is Amari. She's a wonderful designer on it. And she was complaining about how much pressure her military parents gave her the whole time I was watching her. I was like, that's good. I'm glad they put you under that pressure because now look at you. You're crushing it in design, right? Yeah. Everyone was mad before.

Yeah. Fuck of me too, dude. You don't think my fucking father wasn't fucking around either, dude. But you need that fucking layer of grit to give you a chip on your shoulder that allows you to move upwards. There's also a lot of art. There's a lot of very successful people with completely normal. I fucking don't believe that. There are. I refuse to believe that. Please. There are. Stephen and Teresa Cain purchase the two-story three bedroom because if you are a successful child, but just be a doctor, don't get in the show business. Do anything else. They do often. They do. They do. Yeah. There's a lot of great people with great family stories in show business. I refuse to believe it. Jonah Hill. Look at them. His parents were

completely embedded in show business. He was acting since he was a child. Exactly. I've never heard him say one damn bad thing about him. Stephen and Teresa Cain purchased the two-story three bedroom home in 1990 for $212,000. What a time, huh? Look at those prices. Look at those prices. $212,000 for a two-story three bedroom. Well, guess what? She fucked it up. Well, now she killed her whole fucking family in herself and it's not good. Yeah. It's very sad. Man, that's scary though. You know, especially coming from mom, except we were scared of my mom. So I don't know. Yeah. I actually think there is something more scary about it coming from mom, but also like more calming because you are already like

with your mother in the womb and you're like, okay, mom, I'm a mama's boy. So I'd be like, all right, mom, all right, mom, I guess I should die. I guess I should die now, but she would never do that to me. She would just take me to Pigley Wiggly and kill me slowly with diabetes, although she was very good. The good way. That's the true loving way. We actually have a good, a little bit of a tease before an upcoming big interview we have is that we got Jeremy Korbal and George Knapp just went and put out another video footage. They dropped, it's this thing that they're calling the Baghdad cylinder. And it is this really, if you look this up, it's very, very interesting. They dropped this new, this is footage over Baghdad

of a, it's, it's pretty solid. I love that song cylinders over Baghdad. This is good. The Baghdad phantom is what they're calling it. If you see this, there's like a line, it's like a kind of little proportion line coming up from the back of this. If you see this, it's like a cylinder, it looks like a bullet and flew across these, these radar screens that were doing a raid. It's hefty. It's hefty. It's real. It's something strange. I mean, I'm, who knows now, because now we're supposed to be shooting them out of the sky, right? That's like the new thing now. We're going to be shooting them out. Maybe if we find them, we're shooting them because you notice we have not shot anything since two weekends ago.

I, well, that's two, it's 14 days ago. Yeah. This is like not a lot of time. They got plenty of time. Yeah, but we're expected to put it on episodes every week. Yeah, but they need to be shooting down objects all the time. No, we want us, we want this show to be able to be all about fun times. You're right. But anyway, uh, balloon enthusiasts are quite upset because everyone's just shooting their fucking balloons out of the sky. I know, but you can also just like balloons. People want the stolen Valor moment. They do want a little bit of that.

He's fucking balloon horse. Yeah, I'm going that far. I'm going that hard. They, all they want is to have their precious balloons be in the middle of the mainstream media, right? But it wasn't balloons. It was one of them was a balloon. It was balloon like, no, the Chinese balloon. That was one that was a balloon. Yeah. That was a balloon. The other ones were specifically not balloons. Well, either way. All right. So I am great. You are going nuts today. I'm feeling it. Let's see. Well, there's two people that appeared in court on kidnapping charges. Uh, this one woman went to go sell them her AR 15 AR stands for armor light. Thank you.

And, uh, and so she was going to go sell him this armor light thing. And then they were like, Oh, thanks for the gun. And then they kidnapped her. Yep. So I guess you should have kept the gun. Well, it's really hard because didn't she is in the story that she took the, the guns to sell four drugs. Yeah. 300 bucks. Yeah. She will. She owed, uh, apparently she owed an out of state drug dealer 300 bucks. You see, again, that's very difficult, but then she was going to, then she stole his gun to sell. And then she got kidnapped trying to sell the gun. Now, it feels like this woman, it seems woman's got a lot on her plate. And I, I'm fucking very,

very busy as well. I get it. So, but you know what you need to do? You know what this woman needs? What? Google calendar. Yeah, that's true. She needs a contact sink because sounds like there's something that's fell in the way side here. She needs to be Lincoln and Siri. She needs to talk to Siri because I feel like Siri, somebody, cause obviously she doesn't have anybody in her life that's helping her with good advice. Yes. Indeed. Cause this is like a lot of things have happened to lead to the point where you're stealing a gun to pay a drug dealer for lost drugs. I think that's what one of our Uber drivers was doing on the way to Iowa. Oh, I remember. Oh, that was scary. That was a dude that had worked all night at the Pacers game.

He says that he was up all night working quote unquote security out of Pacers game. I don't think any of it's true. I don't know what it was, but then he was driving real erratic. And I remember I went to go past at the urinal and then our driver got into the urinal next to me and he was like, yep, yep. I'm, yeah, I'm in Indy right now. Yeah. I mean, we were, we were three hours from Indianapolis and he was like, yeah, I'm right there right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'll see you at my house. I'll see you at my house. And he was like saying this shit and you're like, what is your whole like the wire life that you have a whole like weird kind of true. There's obviously true crime is attached to you. Yes, indeed. So Mac, Mac, Varnum and Nicole Cloutier. They're both of

Peacham. Um, they kidnapped this woman. They bound her in duct tape, put a bag over her head and then placed a rag with chemicals on it around her face and drove around with her in a truck before the woman was able to get free. According to the prosecutor in charging documents, everybody's in trouble in this scenario. I feel like this scenario, everybody's in trouble because the guys that kids, so these are the people that are arrested for kidnapping the woman that stole the gun from them. So Varnum expressed outrage and said he wanted to kill the woman who had been living with him after she had allegedly took his truck to get drugs and had stolen and sold his Armalite 15 rifle. The life is really hard. Love is hard, especially. And you really

have to remember in marriages, when it comes down to it, 50% everything's 50 50 50 and in that relationship, yes, you might have both been sort of intoxicated, sleeping in a flop house, like next to each other. But in that way, cause you ever seen the romance of junkies? Is it a movie? No, no, like just seeing like junkies and love on the street. No, I don't know. That kind of passion that comes from two people actively on heroin or methamphetamine and like how they feel like, yeah, I've seen, sure. There's drama in there. It's like real housewives, real housewives and fucking the one on one. There's a lot of drama. It's incredible to see. Yeah. Cause this seems like, I wish I could get a counselor in

there because I really think that what they need is a round table discussion with Andy Cohen. Somebody to really ask them the questions being like, but what is it? Why was, why was it gotten so special to you? Well, the woman told the police that about a month earlier, she and two other people had stolen the AR 15 from Varnum. They sold it for 300 bucks to an out of state drug dealer, which let's be honest, that's a steal for a fucking AR. Oh yeah. It sounds like you're buying it from a desperate junkie and it's a hot rifle that then you can use in a series of crimes. She stated that Varnum was upset about his gun being sold and that she was supposed to get the AR back, but she couldn't because it's gone now. It's been used for crimes.

It's being said someplace else, or I guess it could be turned into an ironic like candy jar. I have no idea. But I don't think it is. You can, you know, mix your sodas with it or an average and AR 15 costs eight 50. I actually didn't know that. So relatively cheap in it. It's kind of skits. Guy don't like that. It should be more expensive than that. Well, okay. I bought an iPad for like a thousand dollars. Yeah. There's no constitutional right to an iPad. Actually, the pen is much more than the sort. So I could do so much more with my incendiary ideas on the internet. Keep on when they're like, sign this document. I just shoot it with my Armoight 15. Do you have an AR 15? No, I don't particularly want one. If I got a big gun, it would be a

magnum. It would be huge. It would have exactly six bullets in it. Cool. And I'd be ready to use one special one just for me. I just want a tank. We know that. Yeah, I've been talking. I was looking with Marcus. I was still not good enough for tanks. Can we buy an LPN like backhoe? Well, we could buy a backhoe. I was trying to figure out. I wanted to buy a backhoe. Yeah. But you can't, but that's not, that's, well, it's not like fun. And that is when the shit goes down. Yeah, but when the shit goes down, we got a fucking bug out video. It's 15 grand for back home. But it has no offensive capability. No, it does. Well, it's about spinning. The whole point is, again, make them shoot you, right? Like you have to make sure you're not aggressively attacking

the police. They're attacking the backhoe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know how well farmers do and war, um, judging by Ukraine, not like great, but so Varnum, he'll be appearing in court. And then he, uh, he says he's not going to enter a plea until he gets there. Cause he really wants to, that's the cliffhanger. That's, oh, under what he's going to say. And then Cloutier, or she, uh, they pleaded, pleaded not guilty Monday during her arraignment on the charges of kidnapping. Uh, the investigation began at 1130 AM. And that's when there was a report of a woman in a vehicle whose hands were bound together with duct tape. So they didn't do a good job. And the woman also had a bag. I feel like they were letting emotions take over. I also think that

they just like had her in the back of a car where the cars have windows. Again, that's what I'm saying. They weren't thinking clearly because they were so sad that I guess that they're, because maybe, well, according to here, it says that the AR 15 was given to the man. It was given to him for his fifth birthday. And it was like, it was his childhood AR 15. And he was very, very upset that it was gone. Ducky. Yeah. And he hit so sad. Cause yeah, I think about the emotional quotient. He was just was, he was just so overwhelmed. Yeah. Apparently she was in the back of a Toyota pickup. And then the woman told police that Claudia and Barnum, when they bound her, they said that they were going to kill her with gas. Yeah. I bet so. I mean, again, everyone's mad. I don't

know, but according to the charges, really, really upset. Yeah. She said, she said, she stated that while we were going down the road, he pulled over and put a rag over her face that smelled like spray paint. I don't think that these people know what they're doing. I am thinking again, everybody is being rash. And then she stated that she pretended to pass out. And then that's when Barnum taped her even more. Is it just a group of, is a group? Oh, what was that movie? Not the brightest group of you that Nick Cage, I was thinking of, thank you for smoking. Yeah. But I was thinking of Trapped in Paradise, which is also great. Before we end, before we begin your segment, these people, I'm certain their lives are going to be great. But I wanted to start a

debate with you, Kissel, on this subject because I don't know where you stand, because this is a subject that I find really weird. And I don't know. I don't know how I feel. Maybe I'm just reading far too far into it. Is this the Disneyland removing the zippy-de-doo doll lyrics? It's feeling again, that's a whole other, I feel like it's like a 45 minute video that we're featured in where it's just like us again, just looking like how Scientology painted us with like the faces red and devil horns. It's a hate. But I, so the story, so the Kansas Humane Society, yes, what they're doing, they're doing a fundraiser. And they're doing it. And it's this thing, this funny little thing. Yes. And they're doing a fundraiser. And it's called Only Pause,

and what they're doing is selling feet pics of dogs and cats. I think it's absolutely disgusting. And I think the people behind this need to be arrested. Look, you see how it's blurred out, right? So they're doing this thing where they're blurring out the fee. Now, I know that's a cute internet thing to do now, right? They sell the fee, Only Pause. And it says, for every 100 dollars, people donate to Only Pause, the nonprofit shelter based in Wichita. It's going to release a quote unquote, this is according to Kansas.com. It's fascinating website. It's called a collection of our spiciest toe beans from a variety of species. I think they should all be arrested. They said all the

notions are going to support the quote unquote, sexy animals in their care. Makes me disgusted. Now, this is my thing. Again, they're not inherently sexual. These are cute in its way, right? I like toe beans. I like toe beans. I love cats. I love dogs. I love all animals, to be honest. I have you say on Mike, I do love toe beans. I don't know what a toe bean is. A toe bean is the, these, these are toe beans. These are toe beans. I'd have to get to know it first. This is a toe bean. That's a toe bean. Oh, it's the thing on. It's the paw. It's a toe bean. That's called a paw. They will, do you, will you please say, I do love toe beans? I feel like you're setting me up. I'm not. I'm not. There's nothing.

I don't love them. You don't love. No, I love a good cat. No, they're utility. They're, that's like me saying like, I love the, I love your bottom of your foot. No, it just supports you. I like that it helps the dogs run or cats run and pounce. But you don't find toe beans to be specifically enjoyable animals to be sexually attracted. I'm not saying that you're hard for the toe beans. Well, that's what, that's what this is implying. Well, what it's saying, I think this is actually very misguided. Well, well, no, no, but this is according to Kansas Humane Society. This is one of their posts. The reason you get a cat or a Beagle Chihuahua, like I have is to kill squirrels and rats. But I want to get and throw it to our audience,

side stories, LPOTLGmail.com. How do we feel about this? Again, it's not inherent. Does this sound inherently sexual to you? What kind of spices are on these beans? Because this comes from a social media post from the Kansas Humane Society. What kind of spices are on these beans? Because these paws are on fire, fire emoji, fire emoji. You still have a chance to help pets and see more saucy pics just like these by donating to our original fundraiser posts. And it has that emoji face up, right? No, it's disgusting. Pretty scandalous pet Pete's waiting for you. Hashtag only boss. Oh my God. No, every, this is better be a cat fishing. But no, you look at this now here. We need to get Chris Hansen. I don't know. He needs to like be like, do you want a cookie?

I'm going to do a little bit of just saying straight up Kansas Humane Society has never once said to have sex with these animals. They've not said to masturbate to these, right? Again, because some people love toe beans. Now this guy, this is another one says, we just broke 3000K. Let's fluffing go. You guys deserve a wiener dog, corgi, a pig, tongue out with crossed feet picks. Now you see what I find the weirdest is this one picture of a pig's butt, right? Now you see a pig's butt there and you see these other beans. Dude, I'm from Wisconsin every year. There's a fucking story about somebody fucking a goddamn cow or a pig. Of course. This is not good. Now they're saying that other people are sitting in their cat and dog feet picks as well, which I think

it's fine. They raised 15 grand. I don't give a fuck, bro. I just wonder because yes, of course, does part of it make every particle of my body like cringed. It is disgusting. But their other thing is that again, it's not inherently sexual. It is because they're making it displayed out. I mean, it'd be different if they said like, check out these, this corgi's wide gaping holes. That's what they're doing, dude. But I'm saying, no, if it's second words. I also, again, I've talked about this on our Scientology episodes, this sexualization of the corgi. Corgi butts driving nuts. It's disgusting. I'm just saying, again, I do understand you like the dog. I do feel like, you know, Wendy's got a

hurt little butt. Yes. But again, no one said anything about holes. No one said anything about sucking action. No, but feet are notoriously sexual. But I feel like people love feet. Maybe that's your bias. You were, you're saying some people, I don't find, I'm not a foot person either. I mean, I like a lot weirder stuff than that. But I do what, like what? Kneecaps. Really? Yeah. I'm a big kneecap person. No, actually, that is true. I like hands. I'm like a nice set of hands. Women like attached women like big hands. I like, well, they like, I like a work of my own times. Women see hands as penises. They, oh, sure. They better. It's half the half. It's most of them. My penis is my hands, right? And then

you've got the, yeah, feet. I don't really understand. I mean, but at the same time, if you have all jacked up feet, I don't like it, but I don't like it. It depends on how it's not a deal breaker. But yeah, if you have like mashed up toes, I think it'd be weird. Look, I mean, I don't want to look at them. Many cultures were that wasn't that appreciated. Either way, you're beautiful. Everyone is beautiful. There's, listen, I, I, I'm reminding to our audience, no matter what, there's somebody out there, no matter what we'll fuck you. And that's really, really important for you to remember is that you could go out tonight and get railed no matter what you look like, because there is a fucking sternum for every

throat. But no, I think it's great that the Wichita Humane Society has raised some money. I wish that they didn't do it with such a disgusting tongue and cheek. It's the only pausing. Yes. I guess it's, that's what makes it sexual is calling it the only pause thing because people are masturbating to those versions of feet pics. And if you were selling a bunch of like, if this was an orphanage and you were selling a bunch of like kids, it would be illegal. I mean, that's, I feel like it's one of the big differences is that if it was, or if it was like an old folks home, if it was hospice, you're trying to sell feet pics of all these fucking dying cancer patients. I spend the majority of my day cuddling dogs, but it's just

not a, the idea of even remotely coming close to sexualizing any of that. But again, it's the post art sexual. They're cute because people like toe beans. Okay. Let's go on to hero of the week. So Blaine Parker. Yeah. He's not the fucking hero. Okay. No, never, never a man, but he found a big clam in his, on the Florida coast and wanted to turn it into clam. Shout out to him. So guys, first of all, just understand before we start, this is all about a fucking, this hero is a clam. It's a little actual. So the name of the clam is his new friend, Aber Clam Lincoln. And also don't forget to listen to my podcast. And he said, Parker found this

clam is 214 years old. How did he know? Cause he asked it. He asked, yeah, you look at his driver's license. It was born in 1809. Yeah. He had a little buggy driver's license and a Florida man in his family. They found this gigantic clam at alligator point in Florida. This is broke. This was broken by the Tallahassee Democrat and the Tallahassee Democrat. Cause nothing else is going on in Florida. Nope. And this is honestly, when you're no longer allowed to blog about any politician, this is what all of their news is going to turn into. Yeah. This is going to be all the news we get from Florida. So Blaine Parker, he told the Tallahassee Democrat that he found the clam over president's day weekend. And look at that. He thought, well, there's clams big enough

for two full servings of chow dog. It's just one clam. It is. And that's why it's so amazing. It could have two full servings of Chowder. It doesn't make any sense. We were just going to eat it, but we thought about it a while and figured it was probably pretty special. So we didn't want to kill it. It's just a clam. So Parker, a member of the volunteer group. I don't need to understand. It's just a big clam. He ended up bringing the clam to the Gulf specimen Marine lab in Pennsylvania, Florida. This is a lot of work. And Parker, so they took the clam to go age it. The lab realized that Parker indeed found a six inch 2.6 pound clam estimated to be 214 years old. The clam is fucking huge. And he's happy to be holding it. And yeah, he is happy to be holding

it the way he is. It looks like he's just getting married. Yes, it looks like he found a big ass clam. Well, I'm looking at the world's biggest lab wrote age can be calculated by the number of layers on the shell with each layer representing a year. Blaine counted 214 layers on Abercleum Lincoln's shell, meaning this clam was born in 1809, the same year as Abraham Lincoln, hence its name Abercleum Lincoln. I think that that's really nice. And isn't that fun? So the lab added that most ocean quay hog clams weigh about half a pound. Whoa. And this one, of course, weighed a lot. Now, this is the Quahog, right? World's biggest Quahog clam right now. It was in 2006. The Quahog, man. Oh, he's like, hold him only. That's a big Quahog according to the University of Rhode Island.

And they said they found one that was, it was 7.75 ounces. It was nicknamed Ming. And it was estimated to be alive in 1499 during the Ming Dynasty. Is it still alive? I believe it's dead. So there you go. Well, this is the thing. So the clam during the process of, let me just ask. So in the process of taking this clam out of the water to take it down to go look how old is it? It died. No, no, I think this one's still alive. There's no way it's still alive. No, clams. Dude, clams are resilient. That's why it's fucking 200 years old. Yeah, because it was in the water. No, they can keep it in the water. You just got to count the stupid ass rings on it. I live outside. I don't think that that is true. They can live outside the water. I bet you for a month

and a half. Two weeks out of the water. There you go. I just feel like they took it out and then they killed it. They didn't kill it. They left it alone. All right. Hey, I mean, I don't think you made clam chowder out of it. No, he didn't make clam chowder out of it. And then he's just going to keep it on. It's like, and he's going to keep it on his mantle. Because to be honest with you, it probably doesn't taste very good. Pocahontas was wrong. What does it have to do with her? I understand, man. What was she wrong about? Look, we, this man just took a piece of the very nature itself. Now it just became a fucking paperweight in his house. That was a 200. No, it's not a paperweight. It's going to be stale. And now it's just a paperweight in this man's

fucking house. They're going to put it somewhere that hopefully it can live. We're going to throw it back. No, it's dead. It's not dead. It's still alive. Do we know this to be certain? Yeah, because otherwise it wouldn't be fucking here of the week. Is Abraham Lincoln still alive? Yeah, it is. And it's reproducing. No, not Abraham Lincoln. You fucking know, not Abraham Lincoln, Google. Abraham Lincoln. Google sucks. Fuck you. Fucking. How dare you? How dare you think I type in Abraham recently? Google was like, maybe I'm not so sure about the AI Google that they're creating the end of the fucking world. Well, I watched it. New thing. There was a, there was a little expose talking about AI led chatbots for Bing. They're just not,

they're not ready, but we're not ready for primetime. They're going to be here in two months. They'll be ready. I mean, who knows? As long as I'm getting reservations. That's all that matters. Oh, right. Well, let's go on to emails. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. When emails were a new thing. I remember my first email address was in 2000. Oh, sure. I think mine was in, that's a long time ago. Mine was in high school. Mine was definitely before that. Mine was freshman year of college. That was your first email address. What was the point? I had one when I was younger because I was, I was meeting all these great young kids online. A man, a lot of these meetups, you'd be surprised their dads would show up instead. Yeah. So many sandwiches here.

I've been like getting taught how to fuck by this guy. Just weird. All right. Here come some listener emails. Now what's scarier than losing your wedding ring? I don't know. Like so many things. It's one of the biggest many fucking things. That's not even the top 1000 things. You know what's hard about losing a wedding ring is that it's the symbolism attached to the ring. So it's not just a normal. No, you buy a new one, but then you build new memories and it's still just an object. I, God, I just need to, I'll, I'll call you if it ever happens to me again, I'll call you. Have you lost it before? No, but I almost lost it once. But it is a thing, but this is, but your love is more powerful than a ring. Natalie can't wait for that call.

I can't wait to have you to patch you in. You're like, and baby, here is my dude lawyer, Ben Kessler. Who cares? It's the same. It is ball strange. You can lose those. Here we go. I haven't married three goddamn times. The first time no woman, it was named Catherine when I was too young at 21 women working at the same restaurant of Victoria, though she was a Vancouver gal at heart. And we eventually moved to Vancouver before getting married so that she could attend Emily Carr and I could start my undergrad at UBC. And when I proposed Catherine wanted me to do the traditional thing and ask her dad's permission. I wasn't crazy about it and agreed really good. Yeah. And when I asked him, he answered by giving me his wedding ring and he said,

and I should use it to marry his dog. No, this was key, an immense man of Scottish heritage with Popeye forearms from working on the owner and as the skipper of a couple of different commercial fishing boats. And he could wear the ring while working on the boat. So he said, you might as well use it. I don't want to use it. And we had a big traditional wedding. It's different. It's Canadian. And I indeed use the ring. Now we need to flash forward about four years. Catherine graduated from Emily Carr, specializing in computer animation, graphic design. Who cares? Catherine's fucking gone, man. Yeah, let Catherine go. Who cares? It's wife number one. You got two more to go. Fuck her, dude. All right. She broke your fucking heart, dude. We don't need to hear

because especially find out she'd been having an affair with her boss the entire time. So they got divorced. That'll happen. All right. No kids. I kept a boat. She kept the car. Right? He lost that one. Unfortunately, because the car's more useful than a boat, but I could see how a boat helps you go away from your problems. Yeah, but we don't live in a river world. Right. Not anymore. Our month or so went by and one summer night I was sitting on the stern of my boat, having a beer and a smoke after evening up at the Marina pub, playing in a weekly darts tournament. It was calm and warm with a fat moon. And my gaze regarded the wedding ring that I was still wearing. Now, why was I, why were you still wearing it, man? I don't know. You know,

I didn't want her back. I was glad it was over. It was true that I like the ring and I like wearing it, but it was time to move on. Right. Impulsively, I took it off and then I threw it in the river. You threw it. Now I can still hear the splash and recall the spreading ripples throughout the reflected moonlight and good riddance. I thought that fucking cheating, bitch. Wow. Let me live it on a fucking, let me live it on a fucking boat. Oh, no, I gotta live on a fucking boat. Like I'm some kind of fucking fish. Could have ponded, maybe bought a car. No, no, I just am. I know, but he shouldn't. So time went by about a year later. I met a new. He did throw it into the light. He did. Yeah. So right now, sometime after that,

I moved into her place and we sold the boat because that's what a new wife is going to make it do. And then this was a lean, perhaps the most upbeat and gregarious person I've ever known. Still second wife. So it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. There's one more comment. We know that there's another comment. I think he's really attached to his wives. All right. So, all right. So she said, one day I got a call from Catherine telling me that her dad had died in a fire aboard his boat. Very difficult. And he could. Wait a second. Your boat's on fire now. I see a way out of this. How do you die in a fire on a boat? It's a long story. I'm certain it's a long story that he doesn't care because it's his

first wife's dad. Right? So I like, yeah. So she said, cause she wanted the ring back. She called and said, can I have the ring back, right? But you know, and he said, you know, and I'm not proud of the fact that I didn't tell her that I thrown it in the river. Who cares? I don't know. Instead I took the cowardly way and I said, I'd look for it. She cheated on you with her fucking, who cares? This is Canadian divorce rules, right? A week went by and she called again. No, I still hadn't found it. And it went on for another month until I found myself promising that I'd go through and do a thorough search of everything. All right. He says, yeah, he said, I've changed a lot since then. Who cares? I think you were trying to get her back. You

saying here that you weren't trying to get her back, but I think you were trying to try to bring her back into the boat. I don't even think he has to change at all. I think he's a fine guy. It's just, no, of course not. No, I did. I don't think you're incorrect. You actually technically, that's your ex-wife. It's over. You know, the ring and the, I mean, again, pawn it and get a car. It's also weird that you were wearing the ring and not her wearing her father's ring, but I digress. I don't think that it's all right. I did do the search, right? Just show, I wouldn't be lying. I bet that I did do it, sir. And I started looking. If you're lying and you know where the ring is, you don't have to do this. You could just again, you could just

let time pass and then call again and be like, didn't find it. But again, he's trying to keep up with some military, right? Okay. Good. And then I had, I felt doubly pathetic because I'm looking. I had to go through all this stuff as I moved off the boat. I was literally opening boxes and rifling through them, which I had done exactly the same thing on a few months ago. I was reflecting on this and I opened up, I had this jewelry box. I opened up my jewelry box and it was a silver finished cardboard box with a lid that I once had a fucking watch or something, right? Fascinating. All right. I had it. It's just a long, but basically he goes through this series. When do we get to life number three? He looks at this fucking pile of jewelry. Yeah. And at the

very bottom of the box, he finds the fucking ring from his father, right? That's, that is creepy, right? That's like fucked up, right? I think he was hammered thought, but maybe he didn't. I think he might, alcohol might have been involved. He was hammered after a dart tournament and then he, you probably, cause think about how torn you are about lying to this woman that you don't give a shit about anymore. And so we feel like you probably went to throw it. You went, ah, best keep it. He was lying to himself the whole time, but who knows, right? Right? That's as far as it goes. I think I, I hope the second wife lived because he didn't say anything else. This is just the crux of the story. What about life number three? I just find it interesting that the, that, that,

the story that he found the ring after he threw it away. That's the story. That's the story. All right. Great. Fantastic episode. Really nothing, but one of the top episodes we've ever done. Absolutely. All right. Well, I think it's time for triple L. Absolutely. You got to love every day. No one. Yeah. Sure. You don't need a plan. Now when you have a full time media job, no one got to have a fucking plan because all you got to do is laugh, laugh your way through that shit, right? Cause we laugh a lot. Don't we? We do. We have to. We have to. Cause if not, you know what we're doing? Not living. That's true because you have got to laugh every day. Cause if you're frowning, it's a waste of lips. Well,

I mean, we are doing our best here. All right. And the struggle to stay mentally well. It's hard in a sea of garbage. Absolutely. You try it on for size. No, Henry, you do make me laugh every day. You do make me laugh every day. And you know what, when I don't see, I think about something that makes me laugh. Something that you did. Maybe something the way you farted. Sure. Maybe way, you know, fart that much, but, you know, God, just thinking about, I remember a picture of you when you broke up. I saw that picture of you saved on my phone when you, when you, uh, Mora broke up back in the day when you were like, when it was a long trip. I have that picture. That's my contact photo of you. And it's this like extremely bereft photo of you alone in that tiny room when you

lived in a little closet room with the single bed with no pants on. And it's you holding up a bag, all of her stuff in a garbage bag. And that's my contact photo. No, that was not being rude. That was the best bag I had. Um, so there you go. She was getting the Ben Kissel Royale treatment. All right, everyone. What's the cross city move? Absolutely. Guys, what a great episode. Come and join, see more of this scintillating comment April 8th. Go to get it made LA slash disaster man. You will see a screening where we were doing a little bit of a thing there at the Beverly Hills Theater. It's going to be fun. Check it out. And then March 8th. This is already we're, we are currently live on stage in Hollywood doing classy night out. And it is fantastic.

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