Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Mystery Meat Pile

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news: The Arkansas man arrested for possession of "self-defense" pipe bombs for "kayak trip to the Philippines", Two Kansas Mom's murdered on road trip by members of identity thieving Anti-Government Church, The mystery of the large pile of meat found on the side of the road in Ohio, 81-Year-old “Serial Slingshot Shooter” arrested after decade long reign of terror, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

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On the left. Heh heh heh. Side stories? Yes, I love your glades. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. You know what's interesting about Robert Durst? You know, he is...

The jinx is great. Untrustworthy to look at, obviously. But there's a lot of people you find out as you're watching especially season two that everybody thinks he's cute it takes a village he's a he does seem like a charming guy in a way not read that to me I mean yeah I mean we now know from from outside we know that he's not a charming guy. I don't know. How does he make it interesting with a guy who talks like Don't I know They found me. Well, he's very frail in season two with the gun when you rewatch season one

Yeah, he was like I had a little bit of cash with me. It was about 80 thousand dollars. Jesus Christ $80,000. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Oh boy. When he, every single time the lawyers goes, Oh boy, Oh boy. Oh boy. Cause if you want to make like, cause you know, that's a very, very expensive lawyer. If you are making that lawyer go, Oh boy, that is that's up 50 grand. Boom. 50 grand. Boom. Done. Welcome to side stories. It's me, Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting with Ed Larson. We're talking about season two of the jinx, which is currently on HBO. It's not an HBO anymore. Is it? It's on HBO. No, it's max max. What's the HBO anymore? I can't. They have an HBO area on Mac is not clearly delineated, which is why when I was looking at all the Natalia gray stuff, I was like, HBO's making this stuff?

Yeah. And then, you know, like, it's bad messaging. Dude, I got so mad with fucking Hulu is infiltrated my Disney Plus. I'm fucking furious on this shit. We can't do this. I come to Disney Plus for my Disney material. I know. We can't do this, Eddie.

I don't want you stupid Hulus over here. We can't do this. That's why I got Hulu. I know. I got a hulu from a stupid hulu. We know we know we can't start today We can't start today mad about the apps fuck the app because if we start mad about the apps We're never gonna get to laughter because you and I are just gonna yell and yell and yell I haven't enjoyed any of these apps since potato skins Yeah, and that's honestly difficult for him to even say, because if he could, he would do top us that way, but it would just be a, a blue moon onion.

Yeah. It would be a blooming onion. It would be a bunch of jalapeno poppers. That's his version of top us, which I think is technically foopless. I think that's what I would call that. You ever taken calamari, ain't only you've never had it. You've never had squid till you've had a squid suppository and inky in my dinky.

But I wanted to bring up a recent thing on the season two of the jinx. OK, it's like because it started a conversation between Natalie and I. So what has now come we're on episode two. It's still coming out. Spoilers. Robert Durst is bad at murder. He was good at it, but he had a lot of money. I mean, he was great at it.

Well, he was good at having a lot of money and using that to get a proper defense. He got it. He staged an incredible defense. He said I cut this person up. That's how good his defense was. And then he I mean, and he got off. Dick DeGaron, the guy who went into Waco.

He was a very, very good dude. Yes, he was very, very good. And so he got him off for his first crime outside of Galveston, which was his neighbor. He dismembered the body somehow. He got off of that. We now know that he was still implicated with his wife, Catherine, who's missing, and his best friend, Suzy Berman, that was shot. Now, this is very very... Suzy Berman was shot, like, what? In the 90s or something, right? Not that long ago. I want to say

2000 2000 well she was shot in 2000, but he was just convicted for this this took It wasn't he wasn't convicted until 2022 and so this took a long time because what we're seeing in season two Which I think is really interesting. They're not paying us at all No, so you know what are they arrest them for in 2013? They arrested for the no they arrested him for the murder of the guy, his neighbor. That was that. Susie Berman, they never had the evidence to put together on him. It wasn't until they finally got this proper,

essentially, their, his bro to flip. So Susie, Susan Berman was Robert Durst's friend. Now Robert Durst, just to remind you, he is the, was the eldest son of an extremely important real estate family company, the Dirst company, whatever they were called. They own a bunch of Times Square. They own a lot of Times Square and I believe they own the, the, the freedom tower. Okay, sure.

And so they're the ones that built it, I believe. Robert Durst is a he is this the heir to billions of dollars He's married to a very strange woman that also was like his like consigliere or was his consigliere She's now fighting to keep any one of his victims from getting a hold of his Essentially his inheritance and his mistress because he's worth something like a hundred million, like it's like the first payment is like a hundred million and they're all trying to go get it. No one can get it. I'm surprised the government didn't just come take this money. It's because it's will.

That's the power of wills. That's the power of like having everything in writing. You mean you kill somebody? No, as long as it's written down in a will, it's still your assets, whether or not you murdered somebody or not. They can come and sue in a civil case to try to get some of your money as an apology for murdering my granddaughter. Like you know, that's what happened with OJ Simpson. But they didn't give him nothing.

And they, no, they are again, they seem to be very good at hiring lawyers. That's his main skill. So he is implicated in the murder of Susan Berman. Now Susan Berman was his best friend. Yeah. Robert Durst, you see all these pictures of him hanging out with Susan Berman. Looks like an Altman movie. You know what I mean? Like, everyone's kind of dressed in that weird Woody Allen style. Like, you know, what was that?

Rich people, Hollywood, New York. Yeah, very fancy, very moneyed, fancy. And they had another... That Long Island energy. The rich Long Island. Yes. Not the Long Island worth hanging out with. Yes, not the Long Island worth hanging out with yeah Rob's family. Yeah All right, so but he was implicated in her murder now But they have a second best friend as man by the name of Nick Chauvin now

They were like a triplet set they were all each other. They were all best friends Well, so Jenga chinga was his name. He went from, he was, he went as his stage name when he was doing his version of erotic country pop from the seventies. His name was chinga Chaven was when he went as chinga Chaven. And so Robert Durst, essentially when he was working for the Durst organization for 18 years, he gave me on my pillow. Yeah. Come stains on my pillow was the name of the song. It's great. I humped in the back of a truck. This is all the documentary come onto Jesus. Yes. It's great. Yeah. And his wife hates it. Now his current wife hates

all his past and shit. Cause now he's a multi multimillionaire that works for this giant marketing firm. Benny's and beer. Yes. And Nick Jalebate. Oh, great. Oh, I bet you that holds up. Asshole from El Paso. And then now is that about a person or an asshole? I bet you it's about an asshole. But Nick Chaven, what he is saying is that he for a long time was sticking up for Robert Durst. And he says that he owes his entire life to Robert Durst. Robert Durst, who had access to billions of dollars, gave

Nick Chaven an opportunity to change his life, where he basically gave his buddy, who had very little experience in marketing, one of the biggest clients on the face of the planet, he just gave him the Durst organization. He started doing all of these various advertising things for their real estate empire and made him millions upon millions of dollars. So the what's really kept him out of jail is this triangle trust. The Durst family does not want to have anything to do with Robert. They have completely disowned him. They are funneling the money because legally I guess they have to.

I mean they could cut his ass off. But I think that there's something with the way there's something with the trickle down of the organization. Well, how he's allowed to have access to the money probably dead and signed off on it or something. Something had because now his brother Doug's in charge of the organization. Doug don't like Robert. No, he don't want none of this because Robert's try to kill him three or four times. Yeah. And he has to have fucking bodyguard at all times. And so this is a story where Nick Chavins best friends with Susan

Berman and Robert Durst. Susan Berman gets murdered. Robert Durst is probably if not the only, but the number one suspect in her murder. What do you do as a group of friends when one murders the other? He said, Nick Chavin said, the one thing is I was trying to hold out was this idea that I my loyalty to Bob Outweighed my loyalty to Susan. That's what he was saying for a long time

Is that he would loyalty to Bob because Bob essentially gave him his entire fucking life now also? Caveat we're only in the second episode, you know, so there's no real spoilers here No, well, there's no spoilers. If you look at the Wikipedia, you know what happened. Nick Chaven flipped. Nick Chaven was the guy that was like, they finally got at him. It was through his wife. So what do you do when you're with like two best best friends? It's essentially like every situation is different.

Yeah. But like, I feel for me, it's like my best friend kills my other best friend. We've now murdered once murders in there. I can't stick up for you anymore. Really? I think if you're murdering, I, there's a lot of other crimes that I'm not fine with crime of passion. Well, what is it?

Are we playing risk? That's not a crime. That's not a crime of passion. Yeah. You get mad over a board game. We play monopoly and then he flips out. You know, you get a little drunk, you start wrestling and then like all the sudden it gets real. And then all of a sudden one of them dies.

You know, it never happens. He tripped. I mean, this is who does this? Tony Soprano and his and his brother-in-law. That's fake. This is a television show. But I'm just saying. What two boys just start wrestling and then it gets serious? Because if it doesn't, if it just wrestling, if two men are wrestling and it gets serious because if it doesn't if it just wrestling if two men are wrestling

And it gets serious. That's sex. Okay. All right, so you and Cena You're you're you're wrestling. We're drunk. Okay, why are we wrestling? Because we're drunk and we're fooling around I don't do this. So I don't play grab ass with boys I know but Cena jumped on your back and you're like, you know You throw Cena off it and he hits his head and he dies goth of it goth of it goth of it now what bury his body? Yeah, you see that's murder though But it's murder. It's an accident. Yeah, it's an accident. Yeah, but this is a shot in the head. Yeah, that's different That's different. You see if it was an accident we can all understand right? I think we all can understand accidents happen

Yeah accidents happen, you know, so that makes one that's that's one thing. That's an accident. That's not murder. Was he there? We don't know if Nick Chauvin was no he definitely wasn't there. No, he was out there No, he did it Robert Durst did it for technically unknown reasons, but it just seems like it was because maybe he's gonna rat him out Yes, that's what was gonna. Yes. She knew about Catherine. We don't know that for certain, but it just seems like it was because maybe she was going to rat him out. Yes. That's what was going to happen. She knew about Catherine. We don't know that for certain, but we sort of know that for certain.

Yeah. We're all, I'm also like you, like I said, I'm only in the second episode. But there's really nothing that's not revealed by the Wikipedia. That's not going to be in the Wikipedia. Got to. Why? So you know what happens.

Enjoy the series. But I got to talk about the show. What? So we got to know where it goes. But honestly, I am excited. But so far, it's been great. Go watch it. Man, watching everyone connected to the case

watch the last episode in Jurekky's house was fascinating. And immediately, they all just start yelling at each other. It was like almost like a round of applause. You could tell they thought about it. And then everyone's just like, that's not good enough. Yeah. Yeah.

Everyone was like, we have it. It was kind of cool. Because there was a very big, like when you read about the trial, like what they went through, it's interesting. Cause they thought they had them dead to rights. Cause directly was working with the police. So like he knew that there was something, but technically on some level they, the defense was trying to argue that that's entrapment and they, but they, they eventually, we know the answers that they, it was a racing.

They were, they were trying, they were, the cops were trying to arrest them before the show came out. For those of you that don't remember Robert Durst at the end of season one spoiler came out nine years ago. He basically said, killed them all. Of course. He knew he was still Mike. He'd fucking let it all out. I spoke. I don't know if we still don't know if he did it on purpose. What said killed them all. He says it was because he was on methamphetamine. Yeah, but he was apparently methamphetamine.

You lose lips. That's him on meth. What's he on? Like normal. I feel like you'd be surprised how much seriously how much meth is featured in casual use and people use meth casual. But he says like five words a minute. Yeah, well, it's blinking.

So the anxiety is in the eyeballs. But go watch it. I just wanted to have that debate with you about whether or not if I killed somebody, I get an accidental But like a purposeful murder if you're gonna kill my other best friend, we're not friends anymore. You killed my friend This is a good cover-up saying it into a microphone now So when we do it in real life people be like, oh, we'll go back to this and be like listen Why do you think I do this?

It's called information laundering. It's important to do. No, if I had to hide a body, I wouldn't come to you. No, please don't because honestly I love a secret and I can't keep my mouth shut. Come here, I got the big one to tell you. Plus, I wouldn't trust you to dig. Marcus is the digger. Yeah, but even he gets tired. He does get tired.

I don't think he's got it in him to hide a body right now. No, he doesn't. That's how I feel. That's how we know he's completely recuperated. Yeah, I gotta go with my back home friends for this shit Yeah, I don't need you guys somebody you can get real dirt on. Yeah One all right, we're keeping the updates light this week One is obviously Eddie brought up the concept of wanting to own a desert tortoise. We got I never concept of wanting to own a desert tortoise. We got, I never had such a response. A straight up, the lists of cons. I'm supposed to go to Brad's in Oregon. He's just going to give me one. Don't go to Brad's house. Don't have it. Don't take one. What I love is the laundry lists of cons of having

a large turtle. Everyone expressed love for tortoises. Everybody was talking about them. They love them. They love tortoises. But they will destroy your entire home. Yeah, they will dig massive tunnels. They constantly try to escape from their enclosures. Giant horse-sized cottage cheese shits. They will fuck things. If it's a male tortoise, they will fuck things to death. They will destroy stuff in your house. You can't let other animals near it. Yeah, they will destroy your grill. They'll fuck your grill. Yeah,'t let other animals near it. Yeah. They will destroy your grill. Fuck your grill. Yeah. And you just got a nice grill. You can't fuck my grill. No. You fuck my grill. I'll fuck you. You haven't even fucked the grill yet.

No, exactly. That's your responsibility. I gotta season it. That's yours. Yes. And so and then at the very end, and you know, they smell, you can get salmonella. They have to be washed. They need a lot of sun and heat. They have to have their shit. The shells have to be scrubbed They have to eat very very expensive large amounts of food because they hit 20. They're not even fucking ninjas anymore Yeah, cuz who cares of a middle-aged Fucking ninja there isn't any because if you're a ninja if you're an active ninja, you're gonna die

I'm not getting a tortoise this week. This is a talk for maybe 2025 it is but the pros I'm not getting a tortoise this week. This is a talk for maybe 2025. It is, but the pros list basically said turtles, tortoises are cool and they are chill. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, it's a tortoise. Yeah. If a tortoise has zoomies, it's a tortoise. That's a Komodo dragon. You got sold something wrong. So that's supposed to have zoomies. Break that thing off. It's back. It's back. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah. Exactly. Get it out of that. Yeah. So it was very funny. back. Yeah. It's not good. Get it out of that. Yeah. So it was very funny. There was a lot of people, but yeah, it's still on the table, not off the table, but it ain't happening anytime soon. And then one thing, oh no, I'll bring this up. Appreciate y'all here. I guess that was very nice. Thank you for the information.

That's as close as we got. We got some other big news. Yes. Side stories. Oh yeah. It's gotta come see side stories live. That's right. We're doing some shows with days are these shows September 13th in Chicago at the park West and in Philadelphia at the theater of the living arts and that the Philadelphia show is going to have that. That's going to be on December 6th. These are our Fridays before our Saturday shows with last podcast. I'm so excited. The Chicago show sold out.

Yes. For the last podcast on the left. Yes it is. That is completely sold out. So we booked this Other Side Stories the day before. So come see us there if you missed tickets for that. It's gonna be good. That's at the Park West.

I've been to the Park West before. It's beautiful. I can't wait to go. It's beautiful. I can't wait. You know that's where the Bears did the Super Bowl shuffle. Really? Yeah. Oh wow, let's do it. We should do it. As we got to do the Super Bowl shuffle. Yeah, and then uh, yeah, we can absolutely do that. And then in Philadelphia, man. I'm excited to do

Philadelphia. No, I cannot wait. I'm really, really excited. I'm gonna eat myself so many cheese steaks. We should, see, we should have them all on stage. all the cheese steaks. I think it's a really good idea We can have one for me to eat restaurants And then we can test them. That's a good idea people love this kind of stuff people love while hearing people eat on stage that they've paid Money to see well tickets are available through the patreon today Wednesday they're available here and on Friday they go on sale 10 o'clock Eastern for all the rest of you fuckers. So come check out Side Stories Live. The last one at the Masonic was successful and we had a great time.

Also people are saying they're blaming the goo that was showing up on the very front of my house. They were saying the slime is very possible. When little they think that the one person trying to explain it away saying that with little dogs drink a lot of Water quickly they tend to spit it back up and I know exactly what that is You see where he comes up it's slightly gelatinous colorless odorless puddle. I have seen this. Yeah, you have that I do it You do it. I spit it up like that. All right when I had house is just covered in vomit. Well, no, it's a film It's like a film. I think I chose a bit of a station. I took pictures of it, but you can't tell you can't tell It's not really a puddle of moveable line

We've gotten to the point for the next time you see it. You have to call me and have to come over I will scoop it up with a blow. Don't touch it Leave it. I want to come over. I'll come over instantly. This is work. I need to know what the fuck's going on over there. I don't think you have ectoplasm. We'll see. I think you've got car me plasma.

I mean, car me does make plasms. I've seen car me's plasma. All right. They are gelatinous. I think one flat. I think one dog makes gooier throw up than the other dog. It's very possible. That's what I think one dog makes gooier throw up than the other dog. It's very possible. That's what I think. But it's not gooey. Exactly. It's a film.

Exactly. But it's a film. Film. We'll get to it. Also, someone was saying here that apparently Steve Buscemi, they saw Steve Buscemi be rude once. Oh, come on. Everyone's seen everyone be, they also, who else? So he, oh, maybe he did get punched for a reason. I mean, come on. That was the most, honestly, one of the more aggravating emails I read. Who did they say was decent? Let me look at this. They were like, they were like clear monsters were like, they were wonderful. John legend's fine. I like John. Yeah. He's supposed to be very nice. He is nice. I've hung out with him and Chrissy Teigen

before they were a lot of fun. Jessica Alba. She has a horrible reputation. I like John Legend. Yeah, he's supposed to be very nice. He is nice. I've hung out with him and Chrissy Teigen before. They're a lot of fun. Jessica Alba, she has a horrible reputation. I saw her eat sushi once. Oh yeah, she has a lot of sushi rolls named after her. She doesn't say anything. Have you noticed that? She doesn't say anything, though. Yeah.

You go up to her and you're like, yeah, nice fishies. Nice fishies, lady. She doesn't fucking say anything. And I'm like, weren't you in the original fantastic war that sucked that fucking sucked Yes, he hates that I was gonna say we had a friend that worked for her and she was awful Oh, well good. Yeah, so there's that Steve. We should be great his wife died you animal Maybe that's what his problem was maybe just take it out on some guy I feel like if he was a better guy he would have stopped 9-eleven before it happened. Oh, that's me Yeah, so if he was a better guy he would have stopped 9-eleven before it happened. Oh, that's me Yeah, so if he was a better on that you should have just take you should have

Yeah Through it it's a statue of Liberty that be incredible that would be amazing. I wish he did that Yeah, maybe you got a common brow. Maybe you do you anti-bushami spreading this anti-bushami hate. All right Let's look at some of these news stories. Well, the first one I just want to go through over real quick is son of Sam, Dave Berkowitz, the night parole 12th time. I can't believe that he even has, I guess it's nice for him to get out of his cell. He can go and like go hang out and do stuff and he can kind of go like say hi to people and go

like, Oh, if it wasn't for the power of Christ, Oh, Jesus Christ, he saves me. He gives me a little crackers. Oh, I love his attitude. He's stinky little butt. Yeah. Well, I love that Indian man. At what point is he no longer dangerous? Oh, he's not dangerous.

Yeah. He just needs to be in there. Yeah. You just see, you just stay away. Yeah. He's not dangerous anymore, but he definitely needs to sit in there. He's a, cause now he's a- He's 70 years old. There is no way. Killed six people. That's too much to get out. Six too many to get out. He's also the anymore, but he definitely needs to sit in there. He's a cuz now he's 70 years old There is no way people that's too much to get out six too many to get out

He's also the son of Sam so any of you have a nickname you're in jail You're there if you're if he he held the whole fucking city hostage. I mean after they let Hinkley out I feel like it's all possible. He didn't even get him. He tried to kill a president. Yeah, but Emphasis on tried Honestly like what are rules emphasis on tried? Honestly, like what are rules? That's the rule You gotta get him to go to jail. You gotta get him completely. It's so crazy Just winging. I'm only a little bit of jail. Just a little bit of just a little bit of jail I just 50 years nothing bad 40 years of jail. No big deal

Just a little bit of jail. Just 50 years of jail. Nothing bad. 40 years of jail. No big deal. But no, David Berkowitz, he's going to die in jail. Where's he going to go? What is he going to do? I didn't realize he was so young when he was killing everybody. He was.

It really just kind of shows you how much life there is left to live. Because think about it, he did his most important thing in the 70s. Yeah. And we're still talking about him. And then Robert Picton, we got a little bit of insight information. What if he was training dogs? I mean, that would be a really fun concept. Here we go. That's reality. That's a great reality. David Berkowitz training for the blind. All right. Now tell him to kill you. Tell him to kill all the long head girls. All right, come here, give me a Milano.

Come here little Milano. You tell me, tell the man, tell the man to kill the girls. Show him he can do it. He did it to me earlier. It's hilarious. He's so good. I love it when he does it. He goes, kill the girl, kill the girl.

Talk, God damn it. They never do this. There's so much pressure. That's the problem. I gotta get him some propanolol. All right, so what'd you hear about the other fucker? Oh, Robert Picton. I got some good hospital gossip on him, which I really, really enjoyed. I came from Settle, which is a small city in northern Quebec, which is really close to

Porte Cotier's institution. The maximum security federal prison where Robert Picton was when he was attacked. This is, all right, also prison where Robert Picton was when he was attacked. This is also, yeah, Rock Terow was there as well, which I actually did not know. When I heard that Picton was stabbed in the neck twice and impaled with a broomstick, I reached out to my friends who still live there. I didn't realize he was stabbed in the neck. Oh, yeah. We used to live there and one of them actually was in the room when they took him into the AR inside of the jail. Apparently, he still had the broomstick stuck in his nose

so far that it was in his frontal lobe. His frontal lobe was damaged and he's probably brain dead. I've also been told that they had to cut the stick because he wouldn't fit into scanners and nurses were understandably extremely pissed to have to try and save him. So he still had this one part of wood sticking out of his nose and they all called him Pinocchio. Now that makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. And you can hear the Canadian, Oh, Mr. Pinocchio. You can't get inside the MRI machine. That is a big snoz. You can get a broomstick up there. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy. The guy that did it, Martin spike chorus, named spikes bike the guy named spikes

suck a spike in his nose also like that's so what I call me spike yeah yeah think about that they shove it that's like a looney toons way of killing somebody oh yeah it's sticking a broom up the nose until they're stupid yeah man they literally can't move um Um, they got, God, it's fucking crazy. So the guy Martin spike charist, he's 51. He said he quote unquote, wanted to serve the people by attacking picked in. He's obviously not mentally stable and has a history of attacking other inmates. He first stabbed picked in in the neck with the makeshift knife, hit in a closet, found the broom, snapped it in half with his knee and went back to finish the job Wow, yeah, man spike was ready to go

I'll tell you what though you stabbed someone twice in the neck and once in the brain through their nose and they live Maybe spike isn't the best name. Maybe you're not the best at killing people. No, I definitely Put some in get mad. I'll say whatever I want. What's the opposite spike ice cream cone? Yeah ice cream It's having fun today blood Sam fun today Now this next story I liked because I love a planner

All right, what is this which one is and the good old-fashioned stay to Arkansas now Arkansas man He was arrested after police since they had found six homemade pipe bombs were found in his home, which is bad His name is Lawrence Hickman. He was arrested last week six counts of criminal possession of explosive materials He's being held in the Benton County Jail on a one million dollar bond now. He said he apparently Decided that he was going to go to the Philippines on a kayak It's not it takes harder you gotta bring Bombs across the Pacific in a kayak. Well, what he said that he was going to use the pipe bombs for was to protect himself against sharks. Okay. When they found him, so he said he was going to go flee the country in an inflatable kayak. So the police first arrived on December 9th

for a harassment call, this was a while ago. They discovered these six homemade pipe bombs. So this is like when they, this is when he was arrested. So now we're seeing the trial come out. That's why the arrest happened in December. So they went in, they had to call the bomb squad, obviously, after a whole thing, they went to go, and they pulled all of these fucking pipe bombs out there all live and then they said that that day a

neighbor told police that he was with Hickman who must have been a fun hang he said that he was his vehicle the the suspect's vehicle was packed with the inflatable kayaks a flare gun bow and arrows military rations 15 to 20 2 liter bottles of Coca-Cola, Jim Beam, and two teddy bears that he had bought for his wife to be his quote-unquote co-pilots on the trip. I don't think he was doing well. Apparently he was on his way to be... You gotta bring water too, not just Coca-Cola and Jim Beam. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's not good for your pee, all that corn syrup while you're on a raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Now, the Pacific Ocean is also very unhospitable to rafts.

It's big. And it's going to be difficult for you to get out there. Now, I don't think he was thinking clearly. It seemed like what he was trying to do was get out of town before a court date for an unspecified issue. Arkansas is also very far from the Pacific Ocean. I feel like it would have been a long drive just to get to the water. But I think he was going to start from the Gulf of Mexico because he said he wanted to

go around the Mexico, go through the Suez Canal and straight on to the Philippines, right? Panama. Yep. This is him. That's him. Yeah. Look at this guy.

He looks like he already did the trip. He does. This is him? That's him. Yeah, look at this guy. He looks like he already did the trip. He does. He is very, very unstable looking. But he said the pipe bombs would protect him against sharks and the water. And pirates. Pirates of guns.

He does look like a pirate. He's not going anywhere. He's in jail. I guess he's going back on trial for whatever it is that he was gonna do I just like anybody with big ideas They're looking at he's gonna get ten years in a ten thousand dollar fine Why was the ten thousand dollars why attach that to ten years in prison? They always do it I know it's such a small amount of money compared to the time. There's something about It's like these are the fees that are incurred. It's like a menu and you get them

No matter what. Yeah, you just get those fees because I also think it's there because you know They have like a series of charges. This is how we believe it works But side stories LPOTL at gmail.com, but I believe that like Major charges are put on and the more difficult you make the arrests and the more difficult you make the process, cops just throw shit on you. You know what I mean? Like a cop could put you under resisting. He could put you under any of that simply because he doesn't like you.

Yeah. I mean, resisting arrest is an opinion. That's yes. And so I hate that fucking, but they trump that up depending on whether or not they like you or dislike you during the process. Like they decide whether or not they're gonna do that and I feel like this guy Might not have been super cooperative Because especially cuz he was trying to go to the Philippines on a raft

Yeah, would you feel like all of the money you spent and all these supplies you could have just bought an airplane ticket For sure, and I feel like I know that maybe you're not yet on a no-fly list because maybe he also doesn't understand that the no-fly list takes some time isn't that weird that is weird you it takes time you can actually when you're coming from AR Kansas like he just gets to he could have been free he could have been in the Philippines yeah like where Robert Durst was on his way to Cuba Oh, jeez. You're right. Yeah Well, Robert Durst was preparing go to Cuba. Oh was he? Oh, yes, he was he had the map and everything

She extremely I love you like a Rand McNally nap. It's like come on. What are you doing? I'm like ask the mask He had was that was really fun, but also it didn't look like that good. It looked terrible No, you put them you put it on with a hood it's a little easier Do you not think that it does it you don't think that you want that to be as fresh as possible Do you think that the silicon mass doesn't lose some of its shape if you're taking it on and off quite a bit? Well, I'm sure it does but you know I don't know how we don't know what it looked like on him. We just saw them holding it.

Ever seen the real shit? Sometimes they look good. But like, yeah, the real stuff that the CIA uses and stuff like it looks good. It looks good. No, we have a whole thing where you can pop on your head. They use them all the time. You put on a hat and a hoodie. You know, I'm not going to, you know, I'm not trying to look at anyone. No, I try not to look too close ever. Yeah. Except when I'm walking around my neighborhood. And then you fucking get up in everyone's face I'm always staring in people's cars and stuff. Yeah

I'm fucking know what the fuck is going on. All right, here we go. We got another story I like this because this is a good old-fashioned mix them up. We got to be careful now If you're a Kansas mom, I want you to be careful out there. Kansas moms are getting eliminated by bikers. Oh, yeah. This is very, very... This one here is intense. Before we go too far, you ever notice that about Arkansas and Kansas? What? That Arkansas is just AR Kansas?

Yes. I love that. I think it has... It's a way to remember it. Was it near something to do... It was something to do with... It's just Kansas with more AR 15s. The Native Americans? The Native Americans?

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Now we need. Now I need to know. Now I know you're doing this. You literally yelled at me about getting us off track too much. Named after Kansa, the tribe of the Sioux family. Okay, good. Good. So now we're back to it.

The wind people. All the fart. That's you and meoux family. Okay, good. Good. So now we're back to it the wind people all the fart That's you and me. Yeah, yeah, come fucking yeah, you want to come over here at South wind people? That's us buddy Okay, come see us after the contact of the desert after eating nothing but weird ass fucking con food for three days You're gonna meet some wind people now. This next story is very very This is sad, but also I love a mix them up. Now these bodies of two missing Kansas moms were found by authorities in a freezer buried on a farm after they were allegedly killed by members of the God's misfits anti-government group. Now I don't know why they just kill moms.

They had nothing to do with the government. But a lot of times these guys, when they have like a multilateral mission statement and it's not focused, it's hard to really pin down what their belief system is. Well, yeah, because I'm looking at the God's Misfits website. Well, it's got nothing to do with it. But they were inspired by them. They were not. They are absolutely, totally separate. Two separate God's Misfits. This is the mix them up. I'm talking about. So these, these two women, um, Jillian Kelly, the wife of a local pastor and her friend,

Veronica Butler, they set off from Kansas on a road trip to visit Butler's children in Oklahoma. Sounds fascinating. They finished off the highway on March 30th and their bodies weren't found by authorities for another two weeks. On April 13th, four people were taken into custody in charges of murder and kidnapping in connection to the two missing moms. So they were not very good.

There was a fifth God's Misfits member, 31-year-old Paul Grice was also arrested. So they were found inside a chest freezer, it was located after a two-day excavation of a burial site in a cow pasture. Other items were also dug up with possible blood on them, including jeans, sweatshirtsirts t-shirts a black jacket Gloves ball caps duct tape the sheath black knife and a black taser flashlight again

I'm trying not to help our criminals that listen to less podcast on the left, but remember Split up your hit kit. Yes, split it up Don't put it all in one place because you can't put all of the evidence in one place It makes it very easy to get you. And when you're buying it, just buy it casually over a couple of years. That's you really got a plan. You really got a cashier. You're in a hardware store.

You know what? Extra rope today. Oh, yes. You know, then you got it. It's found interesting. McGrice, the documents also allege that McGrice had asked a witness on April 18th some suspicious questions. He asked the witness how long DNA would last in dirt if it was churned and also questioned

if the witnesses knew how to get a guy and his family to Mexico, which normally I heard is go south. Yeah. A teenage witness told authorities that Cora Twombly said at one point, the plan was to throw an Antville through Butler's windshield while driving, making it look like an accident. It does not hand bills regularly fall off work vehicles outside of a Donald duck cartoon. I have never seen an Antville unless it was at a theme park. This is what we're saying in a pioneer town.

I have never seen an anvil like out there. I've never just seen it just hanging out. I don't even know how you get an anvil. No, what is it? It's for like making horseshoes, I guess. Wow. Yeah, that's it. Making a sword banging metal on. That's what it is, right? Yeah, you got a hammer

Yeah, it's shaped like that. So it's flat on top and it's super heavy so you can fucking smash Why is it curved like a sexy lady? Well, I don't know. It's probably for making a shield who the fuck knows I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, but it is Oh and rules are shaped the way they are to assist with the blacksmithing process. Great Thank you Thanks, Rob. Oh great I don't know. But it is, oh, anvils are shaped the way they are to assist with the blacksmithing process. Great. Thank you. Thanks, Rob. Oh, great. Well, so the main-

The beginner blacksmiths may look at the anvil and simply see a surface for hammering materials. That's right. Oh, okay. All right. Thank you, Mr. Blacksmith.com. But so these guys were were so apparently the big issue is that these two, one of the ladies that was murdered was having a child custody fight with one of the suspects. So it seems that these suspects and all the four people that

were the suspects are Tiffany Michael and Tiff Tiffany These are the worst spelled names I've ever heard Tiffany with 1f Mackle it's typhony Adams. It's typhony. It's tough. I'm sure looks like a typhony a tad Bert come Cola roll Twombly tad color and core point, right now. They're all each one more attractive than the next Oh, there's two Twomblies Yeah, there are there one guy with the Fu Manchu looks like he was happy. Yes. He does. He does look like he's very proud of He's like I'm finally arrested I knew all will take his final is somebody let me get mixed up with the highest

I didn't want to call us to God's misfits. I wanted to be devil's reject I didn't want to call us to God's Misfits. I wanted to be the devil's wager But I didn't want to get sued That's copyright free! That's a law I will not break because artists struggle I will not take their IP from them They're hard to earn to cash dollar money But these guys were like, so they just called themselves the God's Misfits Which is lame, because they didn't really

have an organization. And guess who had a problem with it? The other God's Misfits. The God's Misfits. There's gods-misfits.org. No, if you listen to the guy that started God's Misfits, because now he's coming out and basically saying like, I'm gonna need y'all to understand. We had nothing to do with the recent group execution. We wish for them peace in the Lord. Because what the real God's misfits are apparently are a biker kind

of like roving church thing, which a lot of, again, the guys that killed the two ladies, they do look like they would be in the guys. They know each other. They all look like they are. I knocked this stuff, this guy's door down. Well, cause this guy named squirrel. Now the guy that's ahead of the real God's misfits squirrel, squirrel. Now, according to this website, yes. And in your case, you're wondering he is nuts. Okay. So I love right on. Who is a misfit? I love this.

Yeah. You read it. You read it. I got here. Squirrel and wife sunshine. Squirrel is my given name, but not my birth name. I have some health problems that brought my life to a halt. I've had to slow down and do things differently.

Then after 37 and a half years of marriage, my wife passed away. That was the worst hell pain that I've ever gone through But I rejoice that the Lord has given me proof of the years that she was saved and I know I'll see her again So he is squirrel. That's what he says man is that you can call him squirrel. You can call him anything but late for dinner He has nothing to do with this murder And he is angry that anybody would equate this group of rapscallions to the actual group of God's misfits. And you can tell because they did not register the URL gods dash misfits.org, which shows that it's truly God's website.

Cause it's an organization. Org. Yeah. That's true. Oh, here it says, who is a misfit in case you're wondering if you're a misfit or not. I am. Yeah. I don't try and do something or someone I'm not. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah. I I'm the same. No matter, no matter where you see me, whether I'm at Walmart, church or family gatherings, it's the old place I go. Cause Walmart's for fun. Church is for duty and families for fucking. I'm an individual and I dress, look, talk, walk as

suits who I am, no matter who likes it or doesn't like it. This is from the website. I don't try to fit into social circles where I don't belong. No, thank you. And I don't fit into the normal crowd. I'm abnormal. That's what the doctor said about my test results. I don't consider myself normal and never hope to be. Except I live in a little house and I go to church every week. Which is really not that, yeah, but it is interesting. So they are trying to say it ain't us. It's the other God's misfits. The other God's misfits have not fucking registered a url, which to me means they're not the god's misfits they are

Something else and I think that they should sue. I mean if he if he successfully sues these people That would be kind of amazing. That'd be incredible. That is that would be america. Oh because like They're selling their good name. Cause God's misfits, they're God's misfits. You know what I mean? So you know that there's supposed to be good misfits. Yeah. You mean I don't trust them, but I also understand that- But they work for God.

But according to some people that's like good, right? But if it was like Jeff Bezos Smith, it's that'd be scary. That'd be very scary. We all know that they'll fucking kill any of us. This is Assassin Squad. Yeah. They'll buy your house and sell it to your fucking enemy. Little boys. You put your little boys train to kill. Made blind so they can't tell any secrets. They can't see anything, but they got echolocation. Big bat-like ears that he's been working on. And all they do is fucking. But these things, they look like little boys. He does look like Batboy Groot. He does but these things they look like little boys bad boy girl

He does he does they're little boys, but they were actually just men with perjury a train to die early They're trained to die early. They want to die early in the name of Jeff Bezos So they fuck this whole crew Jeff Bezos miss its fuck. They suck. They come they shit need to shit They fucking and they and they eat on top of the bottom of the shit, right? right but guess what they're not little boys they're little men and they're allowed all right so we got we got meat piled on the side of the road in ohio we got four people stabbed at a movie theater or we got the slingshot shooter let's do the meat pile because the other things have more story. Now the meat pile, it's happened in Ohio and Washington county. It's just that it's a big pile. I know we're going to cover the other stories. We've got plenty of time because

this style, this is a cross. This is in Ohio meat pile dumped on side of the road in Washington County, Ohio. Here's what we know. This is according to the news to dispatch.com. I love it. Like it's like dealing with like, like a international scandal. Here's what we know. Granville township trustees in Washington County said that a large amount of meat had been dumped along Grandview Hill Road. The person responsible has yet to be found. Hot dogs, ribs, steaks, chicken. Wait, but this is according to, this is a statement made. Hot dogs, ribs, steaks, chicken. It was a conglomeration of what looked like somebody's freezer or refrigerator. It's been 12 days since the meat has been found. And Hunter said the case doesn't contain as much detail because they don't want to tell people because it's still an open

investigation. And I mean it. You say, oh, this meat pile. Yeah. Oh, it's oh, what's the big deal about a meat pile? It's a big ass fucking meat pile. It looks like Pete's the hut. And what I love about this meat pile. It's disintegrated on the side of the road. Also, it. Got wet. About this meat pile. It's disintegrated on the side of the road. Also, what do we know?

How to get removed. They're like, oh, they try to get it removed. And guess what? Animals ate all of it. Now, I call it animals. That's probably where their logic came from. Now also, I want to state that this meat pile doesn't seem to be wrapped. No, it's not like a bunch of steaks. That's what they're saying. Now also I have to, I want to state that this meat pile doesn't seem to be wrapped.

No, it's not like a bunch of stakes. That's what they're saying. That's what's weird about it. It's just meat. It's loose meat. It's not fall off a truck. Is it somebody had hundreds of pounds of raw meat? I'd say it's probably it's at least 500 pounds. Yes. It looks like about the size of a car. Yeah. And think you like my question is saying more It's more you look at this and you're like Who had this how do you easily place this in a pile?

That's what I find interesting too Is that the pile the construction of the pile is actually quite difficult because that was a pickup truck And then they with raw meat Yeah, and then they push they open the tailgate and they push it out Why to get rid of it probably they've had a couple freezers go down or something that are like a walk-in could have went down somewhere That's where I would start talking to our HVAC guys actually makes local HVAC guys who where are they working? What is a stinky fridge that they had to go fix recently? I'd also like no side stories LPOTL at gmail.com fridge that they had to go fix recently. I'd also like to know, side stories, L P O T L at Gmail dot com.

When you like the idea of dumping this amount of raw meat out, like is this a crime? Yeah, because you know, you throw like the rest of these guys gonna get in trouble. I think a cheeseburger wrapper is litter, but an actual cheeseburger. It's not litter. Yes. I feel the same way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like because something will come eat it

I'll throw up the peel. I'm gonna peel the garbage, but if I just have a banana and I want I'll throw it out the window I think even a banana peels not garbage. I'm just saying like the first part of her on the banana peel That's garbage later. But yeah, but you could take an apple You could throw it anywhere everyone you can fucking eat a bunch of chicken those bones you could throw them out I mean bad for the dogs You fucking these cook chicken bones, but you could throw them in a river Throw in a river Throw this meat in a river no if you throw yeah, you could throw that in a river

You could throw a hamburger in a river, and it's fine You could throw a bunch of chicken in a river, and that's great. Yeah, that's cool You like do it how you supposed to keep it cold in order to eat it. You're being fun for the fish. You're giving them food. They can't even imagine. They've never had chicken court on blue. They've never had Italian spicy sausage. They've never had slices and slices and slices of soap risotto. Are you don't know that it's good. You don't teach them what, why can't they, why don't we get all the fucking good meat? Yeah. This rot. I know that they tried to bury the rotten meat, but animals just dug it up, which is also like

just scoop it up with a shovel. That's the same as this guy doesn't live close to like Gatorland where they can just like really use this kind of what did I learn from the last time we did a Gator tour? That's actually very, very, very, very, very, very bad to give them meat. You do. you should not be feeding an alligator ever Well, yeah wild one ever but no, but they go Gatorland. They have to feed the gators They have to feed the gators, but you don't feed the gators We got even those gators to Gatorland Yes, then use it

But they can't even do that because because I think that they were afraid that they think the meat would all be poisoned where the Meat come from it's not wrapped. Yeah, it's a loose ass meat. You gotta know him. That's the thing that again I think that's a really I kind of know the Gatorland people. I think they'd take it from he's a good guy He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Don't worry about it. Cuz the problem with it is that cuz what else would you do? This would be a really good way Because what else would you do? This would be a really good way Mm-hmm to hide a body Yeah, you chop up a body and you throw it in a slurry of other meats. Okay, throw it into a river

Dogs get food poisoning. Yeah, of course. That's what's put spoiled meat everywhere. It's dead dogs should have been homes No, they're not supposed to eat spoiled meat Oh, how is that even a question reasons why dogs should not eat spoiled meat because they is that even a question? Reasons why dogs should not eat spoiled meat? Because they're not your fucking... they're torturing them. This isn't North Korea. A wild dog I think would be fine eating spoiled meat. Yeah, every once in a while, but they probably throw it up half the time. Yeah, they eat that. They fucking love it. Oh, all right. So that, I mean, if anybody has any information on this, because I don't know why it's a crime. I don't know why they didn't pick it up.

I don't really even understand where you'd eat. I'd love to hear your theories. Where is this meat coming from? I'm sure someone knows and also if you're a guy with a big dump truck full of meat bring it over here We can do it. Yeah handle it. We'll cook it all up. We'll do a whole bunch of things. It's gonna be fun Oh, that's a funny little joke that they that the that the man said from MSN a large pile of meat found inside of Roto Ohio and no, it's not your mom Whoa, oh leave the jokes to us reporters. What the fuck? Fucking guys. I can't believe that. There should be a union should be comedy union Now what reason I want to go back to the the HVAC things now

Spoiler alert to the house that Jack built That movie with the serial killer movie the laws laws, Vancher movie. Yeah. I loved it. I thought it was really good movie, but the fact that as a chef, knowing that he was storing the bodies in a walk-in freezer, those things go down. Yeah, of course he was doing this since the sixties. No, it would go down at some point. It would go down at some point. Someone would have to come and fix that. Oh yeah. I completely agree. Yeah. No. So yeah. I think, I think the, that's my biggest problem with that movie. Yeah. No, I know. Of course. Yeah. They get, they, it's like, he never even tried to store a bunch of bodies in a cold freezer

before. Yeah. No. So that's my problem. So I think that we need to contact the Columbus area HVAC guys and see who's got what who's got a recent empty bloody Loose me in a commercial freezer. It could be a butcher. It could be that's a lot of meat in one go Yeah, they probably lost all of it. I'm sure it was a big hit for them Well, I know remember a while ago somebody dropped someone and put 50 grand of meat Oh, yeah, the one for a while ago where someone had put something like was like a hundred pounds of spaghetti in the river? Oh, yeah, that was fun, but it actually did fuck up all the fish and stuff. It's bad for them It's a lot of carbs. Yeah, I think that's the mainly the problems of these just cuz they don't eat pasta

Yeah, all the time. I feel it gets if you got a fish used to pasta I'd like it. Mm-hmm, cuz everybody loves pasta everyone was pasta. Oh, here we go Yeah, why was your, 500 pounds of pasta. 500 pounds of pasta found in Missouri and Jersey. Yeah, that big of Missouri is in Jersey. But that guy came forward and they found the person who did that. Oh yeah, but we don't know who did the meat pile. Papa Mario.

It's me. Sorry. And my wife. My wife will make a love of the koopa. You ever have a Met sausage? They're good. What do you mean? It's like an Ohio brat. My wife my wife I make a love at the Cooper you ever have um a Met sausage They're good. We need it's like a it's like an Ohio brat. I'm sure there's a couple of those in here I mean, I they call them Mets. I've had many Bratwizers yeah, but they're good. I've had many of them. Yeah, I know but you gotta get a met sometime. Well, okay

All right So now we look at this real quick a serial sl slingshot shooter, man. 81. I like this guy a lot. I like this guy. He for allegedly terrorizing neighborhood for 10 years. His name is Prince King. It's incredible. Prince Raymond King. Now, apparently in the small town of Azusa, California, he would use now I'm going to probably get a lot of Los Angeles. I'm immediately going to get messages or like, it was was dangerous like I know of course. It's fucking dangerous I know it was dangerous

I think a little bit of chaos makes the world a better place when you and I I think that chaos a little spice of chaos Reminds you you ain't in control. Yeah, man, and when it comes looking for you, you got to fight You got to fight for yourself because our jobs might believe this as growing sentient conscious beings moving towards a end goal of death and a chaotic sphere our goal is to bring some form of meaning to our everyday Lives and sometimes what you have to do and you understand is that you can't, you're not,

you're hazing on the wheel all the time. Yeah, exactly. You can't triumph if some fucked up shit don't have to do to triumph over. Sometimes it's important. And guys like this guy remind us all that sometimes you got to destroy a bunch of fucking windows with a slingshot. But no, I, I do feel bad because do essentially somebody could have died But they did no one got hurt. So that's so he got out clean now this guy here apparently the DU

They conducted a quote-unquote lengthy investigation. What is the DU? Dick eggs University university University Oh eggs. University university eggs university. Oh, disability evaluation unit. Is that just to see if you got like, what does that mean? Disability evaluation unit just going like, I can see you. I can see you move them legs. I can see you move them legs. You get out of that chair. You get out of that chair. And then just go like flip them out of chairs and something that you grab. Does he just grab a crutch? The disability evaluation unit? I know you can see you throw a ball at his face. See if he catches it. All right. So

nine to 10 years she's been doing this. So he's been doing this since he was like 71. Yes. We're just like, what a time to take up a hot dozens of people. Think about this. He started becoming a neighborhood slingshotter at 71 that to me gives me hope exactly how I get how many lives you can live in This one life. It's a decade of vandalism. No injuries were reported. He broke some windows It's been ongoing for a long time because we just didn't identify With it, but he got close He scared people but apparently he was firing at people. I don't think he was actually trying to hurt anybody. They're literally holding him currently

without bail. Without bail? Yeah. He never hurt nobody. Yeah, dude. And Hunter Biden's free. He can't believe this. Like, so I guess it's a decades of annualism. I do think that what they're doing is they're, they are making an example of this young man because I think that they want to show the other octogenarians just because you're 80 doesn't mean you get away with shit. Yeah. You can't turn into Bart Simpson at 80. I know that you're 70 and you don't understand what's going on, but you can't just show up with a backwards hat on a skateboard and act like things are cool. We're going to think you're some incorrigible little rapscallion because you are not a rapscallion.

You're an old man. I think they just need to fucking train this guy and use him for what for what for tactical shit. I think that this man has already chosen this man cannot be trained. He said the one when he started being a slingshot vandal, he cannot be trained. He's 71 when he started being a slingshot vandal. He cannot be trained. He is immune to training. I have no problem with this guy. I will. I am again because only by luck in the grace of the Lord that he didn't kill anybody because he was using steel ball ball bearings. So finally they

I guess what they decided to do. But they were small. They were small. You could still kill somebody. I guess. I don't know. We're going to get many emails about why it's a crime. That's it. That's how this goes. And that's fine. I mean, I understand. I've chosen a side. You're allowed. You're allowed you. This is if there was a jury of his peers, you would be one. They wouldn't let you on. They'd cut you. Yeah. I thought I was one of the Jerry of his beers, man. I'm fucking

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That's the one he had. He had a taxable one. Yeah, he had a good one. But that's why, that's why it got dangerous, because it can kill people. If he was using the one like David had, that'd be fucking cool. Well, yeah, that's a sling. That's a sling.

That's a sling, but that takes skill. Yeah, I know, exactly. And you can see that coming. It's hard to do this. Sling shot like this, you could do that from a car. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good one with the arm brace.

Yeah, it's also I want I need. Yeah. A wrist rocket. I'm going to go down and do this down. Beverly Hills. It's offensive. No, it's so cheap to cause that much chaos. You know what else causes a bunch of chaos?

What? Fight a bunch of doves. But release in places. Oh, yeah. They're cheap, too. Doves are fucking cheap. Is this. They're cheap too. Those are fucking cheap. Is this an idea you have or a news article? I'm just, no, I'm no, just an idea outside of the news. Yeah. If you want to cause a bunch of chaos, peace, peace, peace

destroys money. And then what we did that works. And then all, or like a bunch of people killed pigeons, but they won't kill doves They'd be even though doves are pigeons, but it doves a group of doves unleashed can really ruin a recording of some kind what You're just worried about problems in the studio I'm just saying if I wanted to release if I wanted to like, you know sabotage ear wolf. Yeah, it'd be very easy Well, they did a bunch of wolves. They eat the doves That's why they won't have me in comedy bang bang Mm-hmm, cuz they're afraid of what I'm gonna do when I of wolves. They eat the doves. That's why they won't have me on comedy bang bang.

Because they're afraid of what I'm going to do when I get in those offices. Yeah. A comedy bang bang. That's like when we all get together and fuck each other. No, unfortunately, there's nothing sexual about that show. Now let's go. Let's do a little bit. According to release white doves.com, a hundred doves could cost $600.

Wow. That's easy to cause that much because all of these problems that's way worth it. So you guys, a hundred doves is 600 and you only gave me 400 birds to go against. No, but this is like even more fucked up now. Not bringing up ever again. $400. That's all you gave me worth the birds. Hey, hey, there was a budget for the March madness. That's all you gave me. That's all I gave you. You see only $6 for a dove. Yeah, buddy. That's nice. I could do a lot with like 10 doves around a hundred dollars. Oh, some people charge a hundred for a single dove, but 600 for a hundred. Oh, they're only doing that. 600 for a hundred. They're only doing that to fucking cucks dude.

They're only doing that to people who don't know the value of doves. I'll be like, Oh, a dove costs a dollar. I know that for a certain. I don't even know if I have a hundred bars of dub soap. I can buy a living animal for a fucking dollar. It's not good. It's a disposable animal. All right, here we go. Let's get to some listener emails. I thought that one of these was interesting. So I'm going to answer some questions about a video I showed on the stream. Now I showed

a video of a German politician by the name of Martin Neumeyer. He licks urinals and toilets. God, he loves being clean. Now he's a politician with the FTP, the Freie Demokratische Partei, or the Free Democratic Party, which can be described as the German Libertarian Party. Makes sense. Okay. Merges asked the question of what kind of politician he is. He's running for a city council, a beautiful little town of about 70,000 people loved the urinals. That's not even bad.

Not bad. There were toilets, the toilets that he was licking in the video were the toilets of a train station. Oh no, no, not a train station. When you ask is the sexual, the answer is yes. As captain to the video was him apologizing to some sort of Dom for being a loser slave and Licking the toilets was his punishment. You know what actually kind of makes me nervous about it It's not that he had a Dom

It's that that if he's a sub and he has Dom the Dom tells him what to do the Dom But if the Dom's working for the fucking Republicans He's got fucking, they got compromise on this guy. I mean, well, he's only running for city council. But you never, city council's where it really counts, dog. On a local level. I don't think he's gonna win.

I'm gonna go ahead and say. I mean, he used German. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, I feel like they're like, oh, that's what I had for dinner. The man of the people. Ah, yeah, this morning I drink my vodka, schniken out of my yard.

Right? And so the pictures of him covered in shit. You might've missed a small detail that he was purposely trying to give himself an Adolf Hitler poo poo stash. Well, that is, you know, that is controversial. Once you bring Hitler into the poo poo. That is, it really is controversial.

If you're just rubbing shit on your face, hey good on you that's for you buddy If you're doing it cuz you want to look like Hitler I got a problem set now cuz before I was gonna That's that's higher yeah, that's kind of fun that's not alive in Germany This guy. Um, and so he also mocked the German national hymn Religious texts he covered a dildo and poo and he laid it on top of the Quran So to the question is he fired not for the licking But he might face some charges now from person named Hitler They don't like that over there. No, they frowned upon it and get so mad mad about it. As they should. Also, we're getting fed a line of bull from Red Lobster. What do you mean?

So much like- Talk to me about this. Much like the nefarious schemes of the oil companies, putting the concept of the carbon footprint on the men, women, and children, a walk around in the United States of America and the world and certainly not have anything to do with the corporatocracy that runs us. They put it on us. They say that we need to change us. So we didn't need too many shrimp. Red Lobster, these fucking, after what we've given them as a people, we've given them a

lot. Red Lobster wanted to blame the American people saying that we ate them out of shrimp and we led them to bankruptcy. And they are fucking pieces of shit because they have lied. Because Red Lobster was bought by a private equity firm, aka Absolute Fucking Evil. It was by this firm called Golden Gate Capital for $2.1 billion in 2014. That's a lot of shrimp. They were bought. Red red lobster was worth billions? Yeah, buddy.

Golden Gate Capital did so to obtain ownership of red lobster's most valuable asset. It's real estate. The shrimp. No, no! This shrimp's a smokescreen, my friend. Yeah, well, it should be the lobster. I know, well, yeah.

Right? This meant that every red lobster, so GCC immediately sold off all the real estate upon which it operated was now renting that same space. So which Red Lobster restaurant sat for for about $1.5 billion. So they sold all of the property. So it's for the land.

This meant that the every Red Lobster chain that had previously owned the real estate from which it operated was now renting that same space at above market rates The overpriced rent became a massive line item on each restaurant's budget Which forced them to start making cut to costs elsewhere staff portion sizes food quality The kicker is that once it had stripped red lobster to the bone and the distracted every penny it could Ggc sold off at stake to another company called tie union. Guess

what? Food item. Tie union has a huge hand in shrimp. All right. Yes. Tie union is known for circumventing quality controls and co and food safety. And the endless shrimp fiasco was actually result of tie union using red lobster as a place to dump all of it. Shit tier low quality shrimp the shrimp Yeah, the show Yeah, buddy The story is a perfect microcosm of why private equity is an absolute cancer in society and should get us all motivated to storm These fuckers offices so the San Francisco's

sold Red Lobster What the day they exploited. What do you mean the San Francisco Golden Gate? They're obviously from San Francisco. Oh, well, they're obviously from San Francisco. It's just so the San Francisco's bought red lobster, priced red lobster,

red lobster and then sold it to Thailand, who brought over all the shitty shrimp. Yeah, buddy. And they're like, eat all this shitty shrimp. Yep, and then blamed us for it. And then blamed us for eating the shrimp. Yeah, buddy, I say we go to war with Thailand. And San Francisco. I think it's time to bomb San Francisco.

About time. We got to do it. And they are based out of San Francisco, California. Of course they are. They call themselves Golden Gate. You never know They could be out of Oakland. I Think that's it. I think we did it. I think we've done plenty of show and I want to thank you loyal audience member No, I thought you're gonna thank me. No

Yeah, you can paint I want to thank you the intrepid, who stuck with us all these years. And to you, I say, thank you. And I'll shit. I'm going to come. I'm going to come in your mom's hair. You fucking dumb whores. But really honestly, thank you so much for listening.

And our sponsors. So we just love our sponsors here. We really, really do. Or we're going to give up the big shout out to our sponsor, Red Lobster. It's been awesome. We love, I love every day knowing for a fact, you're not to blame for the crash of Red Lobster. No. All right. We didn't do it. You didn't do it. You didn't do it. It wasn't another industry that millennials destroyed. All right. You know what we can live? You know what we can live about and laugh about is the fact that we did destroy several industries, much like what millennials destroy. We destroyed Kodak Kodak went straight for that city. We destroyed circuit city, dude. Nou-ray. Yeah, dude.

Got rid of... No, Blu-ray's still around. They don't sell it at Best Buy. HD, we got rid of. They don't sell them at Best Buy no more. Best Buy sucks. They don't sell them at Walmart. Or they sell them at Walmart.

I buy them at Amazon. You buy DVDs still? Yeah. Me too. Yeah, of course. I like physical media. Me too. I absolutely love it.

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Yeah, I want to see I want to know where to go. It depends on how much time we have. I'm sure I'm working I'm gonna make that food. You're gonna go last podcast left calm and you're going to buy live tickets to see us in Australia we are sold out in Chicago come out to Seattle. It's next month We're gonna be honest. We only got a couple tickets left coming by the tickets every great. We are sold out in Chicago. Come out to Seattle. It's next month. We're going to be honestly, we only got a couple tickets left coming by. The tickets are great. We're in Australia. We're going to London. We're going to Reykjavik. Come see us. Side Stories Live. We plugged it. We're going to DC in July. Just come see us. Why don't we laugh a little bit?

And of course, come to the Side Story shows. We're so excited to do these shows and try them out. We did our practice show here for the Netflix festival fucking crushed Sold out audience. We're gonna do Chicago and and on Philly and Chicago and Philly and Chicago is gonna be what September 13th and Philly is December 6th. It's your favorite time to go to Philly. It is well, it's fine The last time I was in Philly in December was disgusting. I mean, of course it's gonna be disgusting, but that's part of Philly's charm. I love Philly.

I love Philly. I can't wait to go. I can't wait. I gotta get some crab fries. You can get crab fries. I'm go- thank you? I can do whatever I want! Okay. I'm just letting him know he's free. Hail Satan. Fuck you.

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