Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Non-Human Biologics

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the famous "dare devil" Tik-Tok star found dead after fall from skyscraper in China, Lori Vallow Daybell sentenced to life without parole for killing her children, Henry FINALLY breaks down last week's UFO Congressional Hearing and Non-Human Biologics, the dangers of AI Sex Dolls, a furry Hero of the Week, Listener Mothman tales, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. I'm going to live. That's one of the cannonball some started. Side stories. Yes. Hello, my name is Remy Lucedi. Really good.

Oh, name is Remy Lucidie. Really good. They need to see me. Is it a comm out? And drop in the door. They're never. Well, never never miss a chance to really spread your acting wings. I don't think you're allowed to do this. You're on strike. You're an actor on strike.

You have to be only Henry. No, I am Remy Luzaddi. You're a scape. You're not on wrong. I did enough for a sag. They did. They're not working on the door. And I cannot see. I cannot see a top of these Hong Kong title. It's a skyscra prepare. It's a guy's prayer. You're gonna be a guy. Okay, you're following by okay. No, I'm sorry. I just spent hanging out with Henry.

Remi Lucidie. Zero amount of empathy for a TikTok celebrity. I know. Who was attempting to make a TikTok video for the joy, enjoyment of others. And yeah, did he fall from 68 stories and was that one of the most profound TikToks of all time? Perhaps. I don't think that I don't think that you need to be making fun of him. Well, Remy Lucidie was a French devil dare.

He was a dare devil. Yeah, he did his job. I guess was to jump off of things and he went to the top of the skyscraper or Hong Kong and then he fell off of it. Doesn't that make him more American now than ever before because didn't he live as the heroes did? I think it made that fateful day in September. You're comparing. I'm not comparing anything man. That's why it's clearly jumped out of the 69th nice floor of a Hong Kong style paper,

right? He jumped out of this thing. You're comparing him to the flying man from the 9-11 tragic. I forgot about flying. No, honestly, it's one of the most tragic things of all time. I'll never forget when I don't want to talk about this. You did as a bixby sad. You brought up, I know.

But do you remember when the whole thing we're all holding hands and they made the decision to jump together? No, I don't remember anything about that day. I don't know what they were talking about. You don't remember anything. Do you remember the 20 year war that we had because of it? I wish I could. Anyway, so that man is now officially dead. Be don't lick ice cream and put it back in the freezer.

That's another TikTok challenge. Stop looking polls, stop looking toilets eats. Stop doing things for TikTok. Except why don't you, you'll be a fun TikTok challenge. Build a house. Kisal, you see this is where you and I disagree. Because freedom isn't free, right? Freedom must be, these guys have to go out there and

ram and lose any what he does is that he pays the price for freedom for the rest of us. He's in Hong Kong. Yes. And he's French. But it's for TikTok. Oh, my. Chinese information, uh, sort of source. It's kind of a gigantic propaganda. I know. But it works for him though. But thing again, people are free to destroy themselves. They can. And anyway, they want. And honestly, people who choose to do these types of challenges, maybe should be given

that liberty to not live anymore. Well he certainly did. All right. Well, speaking of not living anymore, obviously it's the children of Lowery Valow. Jesus Christ. This woman, that's your segue. I have to find segues, buddy. We're professionals. We have to find segues to the next story. We don't have the luxury of a commercial that goes right here. Okay.

Lowery Valow. She's been sentenced to life without parole. Well, I know that you want to play some sound. I'm going to say she doesn't seem as if she is particularly concerned for those of a first boy, I love getting the, the mail, right? I got a bunch of emails of people showing the article about Lori Valo, Lori Valo, Dave, I'm sorry, we'll clear. She's still not divorced. She's still not divorced. Still not divorced. No, no, she's standing strong until she flips when it comes to Chad Davis trial, but there are so many people who live there labeling her, the way they label her is so funny, because they don't say like defunct cult leader or child murderer. They just always say, Ida home mom.

Ida home up, which I'm sorry. And I don't want to. I guess if you kill your kids, you're not a mom anymore. You're not a mom. You're an Idaho murderer. Former mother, maybe a valediblet leaders wife or Colt leader herself. She was the demon hunter. She was the demon hunter.

She was the demon hunter. Demon hunter. Lori Valor Debel has finally, finally been sentenced to three consecutive life terms in jail without the chance of parole for the murders of her two kids. Joshua and Tyler and also for the, I believe for the, she got lumped in with a chat day, boss wife as well. Tammy, well, this right now is just for life without parole for the killing of the two children. Yes. So perhaps she'll have another day in court. Well, she's previously granted a motion by the defense to dismiss

well, it's a debt penalty. So that's what I commit. That's why it's conspiracy to commit is what she got. Now, the basically saying that she was there and she held the reason she didn't get the death penalty is because the defense was like, don't get it. And then judges were like, okay. Well, because I do think it's a much worse punishment for her to sit there and take it. And one of the three of us, she's not a prophet. I actually disagree with you on this one because the death row, first of all, it takes 20 years.

And you know, she's going to appeal being she's going going to do great in prison. I know I'm anti that. I'm fully anti death penalty. I just say she is going to do great in prison because I can already see her with the crayon makeup. She is a cult leader. She is going to, first of all, she's quite attractive. I don't know. I don't know if prison is going to be that hard. I have a feeling that due to her stasis, her type of crime and what she's like that she's actually didn't get bullied quite a bit. She's going to end up being isolated because of the because of her closing statement. So as you may or may not know when you are when you go through these trials, obviously at the very end, they give you one last opportunity

to say sorry. Most cases, the whole point is for you to like, okay, speak your final word uninterrupted. Tell everybody, hopefully, how sorry you are. Hopefully. And we can move past all of us. Remember when BTK, when he just rambled for hours and they just let him talk again and spill all of his guts. But I didn't mention didn't he mention victim's names? And just like, but she had a beautiful smile. I at least

they got some closure. They got to hear the story. The at least got to hear the final stories of these people. I don't know. I feel like closure is overrated, but I do think that when you give me the stories because then you hear these horrible details that maybe you might hurt too much. No, but I don't know. I feel like that's a very controversial statement. But Lori Valadebel, she did not take that opportunity. No, she did. If you want to hear the statements, I'm going to start a little bit of the statement that

she said, like, this is her finally talking. Yes, let's play this. But just one second, because I also want to say, again, life without parole. And one of the reasons is that the defense says it's because she lived a law abiding life before this. She didn't. These are his Idaho people. Also, it's just like, yeah, but then it was the murders. It's like, you don't, yes, before the murders, she didn't kill anybody. Before she systematically was involved in a murder cult. Yes, she didn't do anything else. Yeah, but that doesn't, okay. I don't know.

Most BTK also before the murders was law abiding. I actually do think, not for a long time. Yeah, for a while. He was more of a murderer than that. He did a lot of weird checks. But, you know, truly, I think that there were parameters, because you know how courts have parameters for, like, when the judge read his statement after his statement, they do have like checklists of what are supposed to be activated to go for death penalty conviction. Sure.

So sometimes what they can do is like, that's like one of the things, one of the boxes that must be checked, like live the felonious life, because you're trying to set up like you never stole a car before. Yes. We basically have to kill this person is what they're trying to say. I said, you could do eliminate them from the deck, but honestly, uh, at least she's out of there. I think I just think that someone else is going to take care of it for us at some point

Well, it looks like so here this statement from Lori Valor, Dave L Goen down swinging I'd like to start by quoting John from the New Testament in the Bible In John chapter 8 verse 7 Jesus says He that is without sin among you Let him cast first cast a stone at her. No, this is about.

Then in verse, verse 15, Jesus says, ye judge after the flesh, I judge no man. And yet if I judge, my judgment is true. You watch the judge's eyes just roll. Jesus knows me. And Jesus knows me. And Jesus understands me. I mourn with all of you who mourn my children and Tammy. Jesus Christ knows the truth of what happened here. Jesus Christ knows that no one was murdered in this case. Royal. Accidental deaths happen. Suicides happen. Fatal side effects from medications

happen. I have a different perspective in life because in 2002, when I was pregnant with Tiley, I died in the hospital. Oh, that's enough. No, but she does go on and say this wackadoo story that we've never heard yet. That she died during childbirth. She had a near death experience according to her and then she met Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ told her this whole story and that your children are going to become demons. Which I do find interesting is that she breaks her own reality. Because I thought that JJ and Tiley had become zombies. These like demon type characters within there,

like, it's their sci-fi world that they were building. Yeah, her and Chad, yeah. To her, she wasn't killing her children. She was killing already dead zombies. So instead of, I actually would have, Oh, God. In many ways, if I thought I would feel different. If she took a stand and she was like, I killed them devils for you. I killed them devils. Did I at least be like, well, you know,

she's feeling she's obviously very passionate. Yeah. But now she's doing the shovel back, shovel back, shovel when she's trying to figure out saying all this stuff about how I love my kids too. I didn't really kill them. I just helped them transition. They're actually super happy in heaven. I can't wait to go. They're all growing up in heaven. Yeah, she's full of shit.

She's absolutely full of shit. And then at least the judge's statement is so nice because basically the judge says, now I'm not going to make you listen to because again, it's a judge who's very boring. But what he does say is like the job responsibility to be born. Yeah, I know which I guess I appreciate. I don't need an exciting judge. It's like, I don't like a funny dentist. Do you see that one judge who was a trial for a two-year-old that was murdered and

chews his own Facebook? Yes, so yeah, Facebook. Yeah, I feel like this is not really the time or the place to wanted to to check in on your memes. Them your memes. The walls are closing in. They're closing in. time or the place to wanted to check in on your memes, your memes. The walls are closing in. They're closing in.

Uh, but this judge actually goes out and says, he's like, he did his best to remain impartial. He's like, I did not get into any of the evidence. Uh, I didn't read anything up this case because I wanted to be impartial to this because I knew how heavy this was going into this. He's like, I was just as the jury educated and illuminated just as they went. And basically he's like, you're a fucking murderer. You did all of this because I forgot, Laurie Valow had put in a request, the day that they were going to show the remains of JJ entirely.

She put her request, we like, I don't want to be there for this. And he denied it. And he's like, no, you're gonna watch this. And so in the animal graveyard. He was saying in this, he's like, no, you're fucking asking her. You're going to watch this. And so in the animal graveyard, he was saying in this, he's like, that's when he knew he was like watching his dejures faces, all like dropped, like looking up the remains of these kids. And he was basically saying to trauma that you put these truly, you put the police officers through the EMTs through us.

We had a deal on this one. You got to go to counseling after a trial like this. Yes. That's for damn sure. Also, this isn't even anything to do yet with the ex husband, correct? Not yet. We're going to get. She's going to have, she's going to be on trial perhaps a few more times. Yeah. We're going to get to anyway. Well, she, she will be back. She will be accused. Okay. Well, either way that is for now, obviously Chad daybell's triad was yet to come. And she's going to appeal. We're going to we haven't heard the end of Lori Valio. Yeah, because she's going to appeal. But this is a big step in closure

for this case. The Lori Valio daybell case. She's officially sentenced to life without parole. And again, she'll, it'll be a fascinating, and I guarantee to your point, Henry, she's gonna give some interviews every now and again, and I don't want to make this woman any more of a celebrity than she's already become. And I guarantee you that she gets fan mail. I'm sure she's gonna be moving. There's gonna be a television show. There's gonna be a bunch of documents.

A bunch of people are gonna make money on her story. It's gonna, don't worry. We will be seeing Lori Vallow a lot on. She can go away for a long time. Well, let's, let's move. I also do want to do another update. Well, I did want to talk a little bit about the UAP congressional hearing. Have we not talked about on this? I was literally just thinking that before the show. Do we talk about that? Well, last week, we recorded the day before

the actual hearing hack. That was only last week. Yeah, buddy. Right from North way. All right. Let's get into it. So David Grush congressional hearing under oath. The man, if he did lie, that would be a extreme offense. So let's go on and remiss. Mr. Zabrasky, what did you think about the Grush testimony? It was very interesting, David Grush, who worked for military intelligence, who is an official whistleblower saying that he has received evidence that there is a whistle. By the way, whistle. Put your lips together. Blow.

Suck you. All right, imagine, right? Like, imagine a super long clip, right? You're sucking in a super long clip, right? You're sucking in a super long clip and you're blowing it out. Yeah, perfect. That's Whistlin. And that's called Wishing it. That's also teaching me how to act, which is another sag violation.

I'm allowed to teach the art form of acting as long as not attached to any one of the various struck companies that are currently not coming to the table. And let's you to permit David Grush 14 years in the intelligence world. Go on. Yes. So David Grush, he came in. He's saying that he believes that he has evidence. He's received evidence and has spoken to credible witnesses that say that there is a UFO retrieval system slash program within the Pentagon that is misappropriating funds that are supposed to be used for other things. They probably miss a prop rating, but they're going to trillion dollar budget.

So I think it's just a pro. It's just the idea that there is a budget somewhere that no one knows what it's for. And they are all using it for this UFO program, this retrieval program. They said they have 12 objects from around the world, somewhere in various naval hangers. And they are there to like guy, essentially, we've been trying to retrofit them for technology. And we can't figure it out. Check the belly button of Chris Christie. Yeah.

It's been a bit numerous. So he had his hit several other surprise guests with him. One of them was a night. So here it is. Oh my. Horatio fans. Wow. And you a P investigator, Humper Dick Fuckle. And they have no applause. And it's like respect me. I didn't go to four months of UFO school musical guests. Tom D'Alone. I mean, blink 182. Don't be incredible. But there was the pilot Ryan Graves, who's a former Navy pilot who has his own podcast in UFO world. He spotted a large object captured in the now famous tic-tac video during a flight off

the coast of California in 2004. But also there was Ryan Graves. And then I believe it was David Fraver, who was also he was there on the USS Nimitz. These guys have seen these UAPs live and right in front of their wet eyeballs. And they are saying this shit is wheeled. Well, they said it was a non-human biologic, which is fascinating. That is one of the things they're saying that they're that term non-human biologics, one

of the things that came up during the hearing, which is what is what they're saying a part of what these secret programs are researching, which is they have somewhere according to Mr. Grush, they have the bodies of some kind of occupant of these crafts and a part of one of the things that is truly that is truly mysterious about this entire subject. Aliens drive like this. People drive like this. Oh, that's our 20, 25 tour that you're making fun of.

All right, that is my opening material for our 20, 25 tour. I know how dare you roast it already. We're just getting the dumbest ones. The ones that crashed into a planet. Well, or there's, or again, one of the most mysterious things that are coming out of this is the Tom, not of this earth, not of this biology, nonhuman biologics means the study of whatever the fuck it is this stuff is.

I also sent you a fascinating article on sludge and how it might be the alien in the ocean. Oh, there is just sponges. It's sponges. So what if it's just a sponge? Yeah, they might be. They stopped might be coming from the ocean. Oh, they're just sponges sponges. So what if it's just a sponge? Yeah, they might be good. They stop might be coming from the ocean. We don't know what it is. Again, octopus, octopi, they have strands of weird DNA that we don't fully recognize as a part of our natural system. Where's a common problem? Where are you from octopus? I'm not gonna let you eat you anymore. So the pentagon's all domain anomaly resolution. All of them in the middle of the road right off the top of the air.

Yeah. Evidently, they have reported over 800. There have been 800 reports that they have investigated as of May of this year of U.A. And using these new whistleblower laws and old grandpa Joe is put into place. The 90 to legally be a whistleblower. That's kind of like why I like David Grush is because he is both doing his duty as a patriot and talking to the saying that I believe there's some corruption going on here. For some reason, our intelligence community doesn't trust Congress.

Uh, he's just as invented. Are you? And so he's, but he's also not throwing his buddies onto the bus. He is doing this back. So this congressional hearing, the reason why we even had this, and why this is a big deal, is that this is the first time that this has all kind of legally been entered into the books. This not a bunch of crazy people wave in signs

in front of the White House. It's like what they did with Stephen Greer did with his essentially parody disclosure hearing where he talked about like they were the documentary series, which is really good. I know what I saw. I know what I saw. But like this is official. This is not one of the books. This can now move forward.

So we know that David and Grush and to that point though, Henry, we did have again, this is why we love doing our serious show because we can get call us someone from the military did call in and say that they respected the way that David Grush handled himself. Yes. To Henry's point, he did not mention anybody his names. He said, this is and to your point from that episode as well, this is still second to ambient information. It's still second.

He never, he never said who the first hand was. He has not really all that publicly. He's not trying to destroy anybody's life or flip anybody. You know, what was it? The The play balleroy people do this in political office all the time. They'll out of CIA asset. Literally puts their life on the line along with a whole series of other people. They shouldn't do that. He hasn't done that.

Yeah, to his credit. But now we're seeing him move forward. So everyone was asking. So everyone was asking. Everyone was asking. I remember that was on the scroll of CNN. Everyone is Henry losing his mind. You know what I was asking. I remember that was on the scroll of CNN. Everyone is Henry losing this mind. You know what I was asking? When I read that on the scroll, first of all, I thought I was like, oh, this is my schizophrenic break.

No, there's nothing to me. I was like the cheery talking to me. It was really there. It was really there. That's incredible. It wasn't just a piece of tape that I put on the bottom of your TV. They know about me. Mr. Tapal. Mr. Tapal, we should come over and say hello. My't just a piece of tape that I put on the bottom of your TV. They know about me, Mr. Tapup. Mr. Tapu, you come over, say hello, my wife's a huge fan.

Two, and oh my God, you're a man. But I, I, people ask me why are you flipping out? Because obviously the details that he talked about were not new to me. To not have already done the research, he's said a lot of these these well, quote, details that he could not go into true detail on his interview with Ross. Cole Hart. He did a couple other little podcasts interviews where he hinted at stuff, but the reason why he did this congressional hearing was not for us to hear something new because everything that's going to be new is really top secret. And guess what? We don't get to hear it.

Well, one of the things we did get to hear from Ryan Graves again, a former Navy pilot. He says, 2014. He saw it from his, from his vessel. In F 18, he says he described something as dark gray or black cubes inside of a clear sphere where the apex or tips of the cubes were touching the inside of that sphere. And they've been saying them so often. We've been hearing it. We've been talking black cubes laughing. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. You were in Michigan. Oh, yes. All these people are like, we see these little weird black cubes. This is kind of trippy. Well, they, they not only are they, they're so prevalent that they have, they are now featured

in common debriefs for pilots, especially naval pilots to say, watch out for the shit. They're gumming up the skies. We didn't know what this hell this shit is. We don't know because there's still. It was do sound ironically like little jellyfish. They are just like little more. But there is a, because there is an internal debate. There's still been this internal debate because they've been saying they wonder whether or not this is high tech like Chinese military shit. That we never see.

Sure. We don't know what else I was always possible. I kind of take the tack that if it was new shit and they had supremacy of the skies, I don't think it'd be a secret. You know what I mean? I think that they'd be doing that out. Wow. Maybe it's a corporation. I mean, from that perspective, who knows if it's man-made, who knows? But they are either way they're fighting through the stigma because

these guys all had their careers dragged through the mud after they came forward and they said that they saw this shit, Ryan Graves and walking away from the military all together. These guys are all, it's so they're trying to create a safe space for people to talk about this wackadoos shit. And unfortunately, it's also one of these things that's the only across the aisle political like topic that anyone else has holes can talk about. And that's that's obviously where every. Okay, number one, I'm a little bit, I'm gonna say this. Is the smoke straight? Okay, sure. Let's say it is a smokescreen, but you know what? It's not a very big smoke screen. Just go around. That's up to you to make it a smoke screen because you can absorb a lot of other information to. Yes. And just

add this into your information. They're still turn. Don't worry. They're staring. They're tearing it apart. Other forms of media are still calling these guys idiots. They're still playing the ex files theme. Don't worry. We're still there. Oh, yeah. And also it doesn't, you know, you can also still learn about the war and everything else that's going on in the world. Uh, flavor. So his encounter was oh, four. And that's where he saw a seamless oval shaped object hovering over the water before it rapidly climbed 12,000 feet into the water. And went down and it did not stop what they call an inter, I believe a, an intermedia re traveling device, whatever

the term is where it can go straight from, front can air to water without losing speed. They do say they have it on video, but I don't recall seeing that. There was video of that because they have a Jeremy Corbyl released it. It's you could literally look at those look a little looks like a big butt. Uh, I know it's just going to the water and it's popping right back up. Uh, big butt. It's, oh, it's kind of flat, but I think breaking news. Well, either way, I'm happy.

Remember one though, I am happy you got to watch 90 minutes of C spans. So you really understood the camera, everyone takes note. If you're a director, all you need is two cameras and occasionally cut through the book to both of them. You could spice it up. Oh, to be honest, I don't know how they take the most exciting subject on the face of the planet and make it boring. That is only a superpower that Congress has or just that man.

You got to like it. So if it's true, if we look at the records, oh, Mr. Grush, that it's so, it's just like get it out. You're eating up time. Well, maybe if we can do a podcasters communal, and we can have Mr. Gresh in front of us, and it can be us, the series of other very smelly podcasters, we can make a more exciting.

I just feel like can we have one, just for the rest of us, right? Just one big paratitz in Congress, right? Just one, maybe you're gonna have to go out. Well, maybe you're gonna got a big old set. Show them. And then another cut guy, you get a hot guy, Congressman. To the side. And the whole time they're just going like, I need that. Yes.

Woo me. Get me in there. Think of me. Think of the average American who is sitting here trying to digest this. And sometimes I literally, I think the UAP and this is completely real. I have the UAP congressional hearings up. I had it at one time. And then I just put up a picture of a woman in a bikini. Well, there you go. You got to have fun with it.

Just like bound was like a look at that. Well, to your point, Henry, isn't it bringing people together? Democrat representative Jared Moskowitz. He says, we have got to have disclosure today. We should have disclosure tomorrow. The time has come. And then according to this guy, Glenn Grossman, he's a Republican. He says, we're going to look forward to getting more answers. I assume some legislation will come from the, I don't know if it will well.

They're all. They're, they're completely stalled. So the, all of this happened. The whole world was in a tizzy. We're like, this is it. The treasures happen. You are greatly exaggerated. He holds the world. I've been out there in the world and people are just getting talk about my whole world. I haven't heard anyone talk about it. It's just, what I'm actually mean, I've, I've actually become you sometimes because sometimes I'm just like, wait, no one cares. Nobody cares. No one cares. No one's to care.

I think that you'd be surprised that some people do. Some people do, but not enough because they, they, they halted the investigation immediately. So they said they have still, they have to wait on a lot of other factors or yada yada. Every excuse you've ever heard to not be touched by a woman, they're saying that about the UAP. Like they go, I have to wash my knees. Oh, my Jeep is just my AC is not working on my Jeep. We've been going to fix that.

We know like that. They are. Although I believe it's a, we'll waste a money because that's their equivalent. That's their equivalent. And so I don't know if we're going to be seeing any quote unquote big time answers anytime soon. You like to focus on the UFO. I was just focused on things that are here that we know about. Believe it.

A.I. sex robots. You don't do it. Don't do it. Okay. I'm giving you a warning because what they're going to do is they're going to fucking fill in your orgasm face and they're going to fucking stand it. And they're going to blackmail you. Honestly, I've been on the tip of the spear.

I bend the you've seen. You know what my orgasm face is? It's literally just. I'll do right now. Take it, AI. Many people live, many people live, award AI sex robots could be blackmailing or even killing their owners because the experts say cybercrux could hack into them and then all of a sudden they see your oh phase. Next thing, you know, Henry's running for the Senate of UFO land and they say, how could we ever ever elect a guy who comes like this? You understand that eventually the only way you'll become senators if you have come shots. That is the only way you'll make it is if you did it.

If you literally are coming on camera, that might be the only way to figure out if they're AI or human. Okay, let me hear you. Let me hear your calm noise. Uh, hey, ah. Ah, I'm like, well, everybody loves Raymond's brother. Ah, Lois, Deborah, Deborah.

I'm coming. So be very carefully for fucking your goddamn robot who are not even here yet. They are here. No, they're not so behind the times. Jake Moore. There is no AI sex robot. They're here now. They're not here.

Do you not see any of them? Look at show me some. Show me some first. I'm going to get my little tail here because he said we're not at Blade Runner yet, buddy. We are. I'm so I want to my one. Let me go. AI sex robot. We are. I'm so I want to buy one. Let me go. AI sex robot.

All right. I'm looking at right now. A robot coming in. Not Anderson from Deakin University in Victoria, Australia. Hackers can hack into a robot and robot device and have full connections over arms, legs, and other attached tools. In some cases, knives are wielding devices. This is from a telehassy.

Don't buy a sex robot from telehassy. So you're telling me that robot coming just for the first time wrong number one. No, this is I don't think that this is real. I think you're not saying it's real, but it is. This is a scam. I'm looking at this. This is not real. This is not here yet. This is just robot. Robot companion. AI means nothing. All it says is give us a credit card. All it's saying you're this is a scam for the hornies lonely. Oh are just it's just very interesting how you're just refusing to acknowledge the world that you wanted to have happened for so long I do it's just not here a live for your bendle a Research University of applied scientists are in North or Western Switzerland. You mean it's

They have warned robots at potential to put care. Here I'm looking at some looking to. They have potential to carry on a romping without tiring. It could also put the user at risk for overexertion. This is just if the machine overexerts the human. That's and you honestly reduces the possibility of human sex. You're going against doctors. I couldn't ask any researchers. Honestly, the human sex that has. You're going against doctors. I couldn't ask you to rest.

And you're gonna ask. Honestly, the human sex that has been happening is not doing good. One company posted, it's an AI sex doll. Connects to the internet and you know what else you can do? Tell jokes.

You're just fucking fool. You fucking asshole. Pull, let's fucking guts out. All you need is the pussy. Literally all you need is the pussy. You just pull the thing out. It's when we talk about all sci-fi nerds created the hellscape that we're living in. And now they're pretending it's not here. You guys are just I feel that this is not going to be the biggest problem that we're going

to face. I feel like this is a day. You wait until you wait until one lonely weekend. Me, Bob, me, Bob, Mrs. Nebraska, your toilet. Next toilet is just it doesn't clean itself. Now I will not sell your toilet. I do not sell my toilet with sex. All right, that toilet is pure.

That toilet is my child. That's right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's father. You opposed your AI either way. We're fucked. I just think that AI wait one day. One day, would you have sex with a space paper or space or an AI or a space. I really hope they're hot. I mean better me or at least they got damn at least projected image to my head and it's projected. Thank you. You can full leprechaun. Actually, the one kill in leprechaun that I sort of liked was when it was a big beautiful woman that the guy thought he was looking at turned out as a rotary fan. I guess, but he didn't know until way too late. I go, my line of me, line of me, but I think I do weirdly think that a.

I robots it, especially even something that starts as a sex spot that turns into something is actually going to revolutionaries care for the old, for the elderly, especially as we get older and older and older. So it's just going to 120 years old. Take care of the elderly, especially as we get older and older and older and older. So it's based on getting 120 years old. Take care of the elderly. But I think much like a merchant of death. No, because then you can freely burn every bridge you've ever had. I do agree with you. Obviously, these are tools that can be used for good or for bad. It just seems like the people who are bad have a lot of money.

Yes. And then they seem to use these things to destroy other people's lives. At some point, I do think a usable, livable AI sex spot will actually be very helpful for many people because I think that you need micro penis men. Micro penis men. Again, if you're a have a micro, don't worry about it. No, don't. But I just read a heroine article about a man who has a micro penis.

Oh, God. It was so sad. I'm sorry. And it ruined his whole life, but I say just lean in. Lean in. But I lean in. Because you know, you got to do this before the reveal. And of course, Henry and I, it's not like a drum roll. We're not like, whoa, next thing, no big reveal,

but there's something there, you know, what do you mean? When you reveal the penis, you're talking about in our regular lives, or in our lives, it's like, it's never been, it's a little truly saying, but I have never once even called it a reveal. No, it's, but it's because if you, if it's, if it's like, whoa, like it's, you do have to bring it up beforehand. That's where the guy in the article was saying. I actually sure. Yes, if you have a micro penis, you definitely need to say, just so they know the hard words, the hard words of just like, listen, I don't know what,

baby, I love you. Baby. He'll listen. Hey, baby, I'm amazed at the way my penis is small. I that's put in a man's at the way. Kind of get bigger when I see you. Heredy songs can help sell this message. But you know how you know, also, you know what you do though? You know, you fix that micro penis.

You show up in Lamborghini, which is how you know someone has a micro penis as that day of arrived in their penis, and they are showing you their penis, and you're just like, wow, and then you're like, my cock takes diesel. And then you could say mid sex, well, you've already seen my penis. And then you just got to get, you got to eat that pussy. Yes, there's a lot of, I didn't want to look at it before you know it's a sensitive topic for a lot of people listening. What for micro penises? Yes, I feel bad for them. It's a medical condition. Exactly.

Where you're talking about as a bunch of people, they're gonna start blowing shit up. That's the problem. Yes. Be happy. Make something creative. Build a wall around your city. You see what I mean?

You see what I mean? Co and get really into, oh god. You know what? Splashing paint on canvases. Slide from North way. Why don't we talk about speaking of AI and robots, and then in UFOs, one thing we don't think they have yet is leprosy. Central Florida. This your segue? Yeah. Wow.

This is really daring of you today. I'm just happy I have to do it. This is my, this is what I have to do. I have to get the bridge. I got to build a highway to the next story. Leopardsees on the rise in Central Florida. Or do you want me to do a dog? Do you want me to do a story about a crocodile eating a small dog? We have two options. There's either leopardsees in Central Florida or crocodiles or in small dogs.

I love leopardsees. You know, the 20% of the world's cases of leprosy are currently in Florida. Thank you, Ron. You did it, Ron. All right. Well, also then again, a crack it all in a small puck. So there's your Jordan news. Honestly, that's what that's, I love my Wendy. I love Wendy, I love Carmelita.

I love my daughter. Yes, I've heard of a girl dad, But when it comes down to it, you know, bring them, like I'm not victim blaming, I'm definitely not the dog, something dogs fault, because they didn't get it right outside. You gotta really think about it, get it, keep your head in a swivel because these creatures are around.

I've been watching small mysteries with Troy Landry. Yeah. And you better be careful, every nook and cany open and floater. Go, yeah, well, I'm gonna get out of here now. Oh, you're about to get out now. You're about to get in here. Go, yeah, I was new now. You're sneaking up, becoming no about to get it now. You're about to get it now. I'm going to get it now. You're sneaking it, becoming a little more better than now.

I'm going to get it now. Going to get it now. Going to get it on a gate all year. A gate will get trade out by the night. You know, the mystery is just what the fuck did he just say? I don't know how they gave that man a television show, but I do, it's also strange, because you're certain to see,

I think they're digging in the content because they've been holding off on making new content because these pieces of shit at Discovery Plus or whatever put out this series that's like it's brand new 2023 swap mysteries with twirland right. You you meet wild man dusty crumb and you meet his other buddy when I brag and the dusty crumb is don't want to know about his politics, but if you need to snake off your property, dusty crumb will come and get a and probably finger bang your wife. That's all you need to know about his politics.

Well, yeah, this show was made in 2018 for some reason. It just recently came out and I do think it's just because true or later, and if you look him up, you'd they call him the king of the swamp. He's the king of the swamp. And he's just not like, he can't be understood. It's not that difficult to be king of the swamp. He's the king of the swamp. He's just not like, you can't be understood. It's not that difficult to be king of this one. You would be no bunch of birds. Gordon, the robber, pet it. They said the dogs front legs were in the, in the alligator's mouth. The dog was totally limp. So he'd already been dropped. So you wanted to hear that

fucking story. I'm just glad that to be honest, it sounds like it went peacefully instead of being, you have in its guts ripped out while it's still alive. Yeah. That's the one thing it's nice and the alligators and the way they kill is that they just pulled you down and they drown you a lot. No, don't be. Ism. It's cracking out.

Which I don't, I couldn't tell you what the fucking difference is. I've got really, we went and got Carmeliet is breed done. Right. We went and got our, we day breed done. We went and got our DNA. We got our mouth swat. What if we're relatives of serial killer? And he's like, I want the truth to come out. Oh my God. But we turned out, I kept saying race.

He's like, what's the race? Right. And now we got really mad. He was like, I don't think it's race. It's not a race. You fucking idiot. What's it's a race? No. Technically, it's what his name. You fucking idiot. What's it's a race?

Technically, it's what it's name is Carmelita. So you can also expound upon. Just in Baker's if you wanted to, like I have a beagle Chihuahua and some people say, Oh, Chihuahua's if you know what we found out she is, she's basically managed her spits. Oh, she's puffing. But she got, um, she's like five dogs. She had a lot of dog come make up that little doggy. So after the attack, uh, then apparently these crocodiles are also biting kids. Hey, kids got fucking watched or got them hands. Jesus Christ, it was 12 foot long.

It's easy to avoid a crocodile. A crocodile grabbed this chicks left ankle and dragged her into the water. She said, I didn't think I was getting out that second time. I was just really, that's what happened twice. You got to keep your head in a goddamn swivel and Florida is not a friendly place. It is. It's got laprosy. We got brainworms.

Two people died of in Southern Georgia recently died of it. We were brain amnesia. Dude, I do not want that brain shit. Well, then also you got red tide. That's also not good. The ocean is my mom was out there. She isn't at a red tide in a while. Well, that's my mother.

You still had a period. I mean, I'm talking about that's my mother. She graduated. That's what I call menopause. That's right. That's woman school. Yeah.

But no, it seemed like the ocean itself is trying to destroy the state. It does seem like there's a fight because between the land and the want. I don't think that there is not a correlation to the rise in these weird diseases and bacteria and climate change. I think that they are of course, they're all coming together and it's happening right there. Florida is being I think that they are, of course, are so, so coming together and it's happening right there. Florida's being slowly absorbed by the ocean. Hopefully it just takes like a hundred years so I can get my feet in the sand for a little while. I mean, hey, it'll be slow. And again, as you're doing, you're all going to the lukewarm years, the climate change are going to be nice. Yeah. It's just leading right up to the total devastation, but again, we're not having kids. All right. Well, there you go. Wink in that your optimism

note. There you really, really positive stuff there. Let's see what else do we got today? We got this a man. It is me. Remi Lucidie. I want to know I should not have let the butter in top of my shoes as a slippery. What's that? Oh, sag after he's acting. Click to no one's benefit. Also in Florida, we cover this on the round table episode for the stream. Thank you so much for supporting our Twitch stream. He was so good.

It was so good. And again, Henry congrats on all the hard work, but we did cover this so we won't get into it. But at Manatee named Hugh did fuck his brother named Buffett to death. I would ask a lot of 15, almost a 15 inch centimeter rip in the colon. Apparently Manatees got a little bit in the family. Yeah, they do. And I guess it's a thing. We learned a lot about it with the VOD of the stream is going to be going up in the next couple of days. Yeah, check that out.

But the, it's really not that many manatees, they just get honing. And then when they get horny, they literally just fuck anything. Yeah. What she's just like again, nice, but also like, but not when it's your brother. It was his brother who had a 15 centimeter ripet is calling. I honestly, no one does that. No one shows any of those in those videos and ex videos. No, can you imagine? Yeah, your step mom gets a legal, I think.

You're how brutal would that be? Step mom gets caught in the laundry machine. Then there's some guys rail on her. Next thing, you know, rip's open or fucking shit. River does that. And then she's bad. and then she has a full septic shock center And then it cuts and then so maybe there maybe in X videos Maybe what they should do is like a post-com section where then it's you sitting with that step mom and hospice Well, I do think that that is a possibility. It's a way to just go even out. Yes, all right

Well, let's get to hero of the way. We need a hero. This makes hero is actually really divided the entire. I love that so many people submitted this as a hero. It's very much on the line. I do like that it is. It seemed to trigger a lot of people. I don't give a flying fuck what you do. This man obviously really loves dogs. So this dude is, it's kind of nice. It's Japan also. Because he wanted to be inside of a dog, but not sexual.

Not sexually. No. And this takes place in Japan. So for everyone to be like America's really looking with it. It's not Japan. A lot of misconceptions out there. So this guy spent 14,000 bucks. This guy's name, I believe it was, what was it?

It goes only by Toko. Just a taco. Yeah, it's Toko, right? And so he spent 14 grand to look like a border collie. Yeah. And I'm not going to sit here and say he didn't achieve his goal. He did because he did. Also, he's walking on all fours.

He's putting the work in. Oh, yeah. He's rolling over here. He was on the leash. He was walking with that chick. She said, rolls. He's putting the work in. Oh, yeah, he's rolling over here. It was what he was on the leash. He was walking with that chick. She said, roll over. He rolled the fuck over. Yes. Have you seen the video?

Oh, yes. I'm gonna play a little bit of it. Oh, it is. You know, it's not who you can say it's, it's haunting. You want him to know it's just it's both playful yet also just so deeply utterly. Maybe it's my own bias. It feels I'm not saying I want it. It's just the way he's begging at this high. He's begging at this. When I'm not sinister, I'm not saying again, I don't necessarily want

to quote, codes you up to the bar next to the guy, but it's fine. He's waving a lot, which colleagues don't do. Unfortunately, so you need to stop that. He's waving a lot, which Colley's don't do unfortunately. So you need to stop that. No, it's not waving. Colley's don't wave. But dogs don't. Yes, but sometimes you can teach them to wave like a little bear. Also, the hero of the week was also going to be that human bear in the Chinese zoo, but we'll lump them all in. I like this guy better. I think this guy is way more because that guy, he's some kind of agent for the government. This guy, Toko here, he's a private citizen. Toko, and he had the dream of becoming an animal ever since he was a kid. And he likes to frolic on lawns and roll on the floor and he likes to play fetch. It's cute. And the one thing that I would say, I like here because he did

say he was nervous and he was scared of adventuring out in public. But he said, do you remember your dreams when you were little? You want to be a hero or a wizard? I found it to be unrealistic. I remember writing in my grade school graduation book that I wanted to be a dog on what outside and he made it real. Indeed he did make it real and isn't that fantastic. So it's, they say it's unusual hobby. He did, he did admit that he always had a vague dream of becoming an animal ever since he was a child. And he says, when I fulfilled that dream. This is how it turned out. Also, unlike many people who are commenting how they hate this man, he has a wife. He's not. I don't. I don't. I find it. If you hate

this man, you're, you're like, that's what I will say. This is what I will say. This is why this is why I do my show, Abling and stop it. I always find the truth. Yep. He cannot shit in public. No, because I'm not picking up that dog. No, that's you. You're not a dog in this one aspect in this one aspect. You can take a piss. I don't care. Absolutely. I am just not picking that. You're the bit now. Oh, isn't that isn't that crazy? Edge of the bit. Edge of the bit is you pick up your own shit, buddy, because it is going to be healthy, because it's also hard because I don't know if he, I don't know who knows what he's doing,

because he says here, according to Tukko, I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid. They will think I am weird. My friends and family seem very surprised to learn I became an animal. I don't want my hobbies to be known, especially by the people I work with. They think it's weird that I want to be a dog. It's just anamorphic. It's not that bad. No, it's not again. We unzips out of it. It's not like he goes to work. He's not your lawyer. We don't know. No, he does unzip out of it. Well, he asked you, but I don't know if he's not your lawyer currently. No, I mean, if you're in Japan right now and you have a lawyer,

it could be. It could be anybody that you can't reach on a weird Tuesday. It's like, let's say that he's his one day where he's like, just so you know, I'm unreachable on Tuesday. I'm dog busy. He's got to stick the flowers. He said, for the same reason why he doesn't show his real face. So no one really knows what he looks like. But this is why we've had so many messages over the years that I'm talking about how furries are. It's not essentially a sexual act. It's about life. It's about a living life carefree. It's like the people who are adult babies in any ways. I think there's a lot of sexual undertone. Can be not in this suit though.

This suit has no holes for fucking. So I don't think that this is one of those. This is too realistic for this to be sexual. This is a man who is just stressed. I think he's got a high powered job. I think he's got, he think he works long hours and I think that this is a thing that allows him to just go be a border collie for a couple hours. And you know, you know what? I wish I had it. Some CEOs do want to know what fucking

Bezos does to relax. I mean, by spaceships, his balls are smashed like fucking pancakes, whatever it takes to survive this wacky world. It's not like he's forcing other kids. He's not making pups. No. Also, if you want to invest in this, Zepet is the name of the company. And I'm going to say it took 40 days and 14 grand. It looks really good. He's one of the best, I guess this is furry lifestyle. He's one of the best furries I've ever seen. It looks really good. So I do do want to be interesting to people. This is that's the guy you hit up. Yeah, it is interesting. No, because most furries I feel like and I could be speaking on a

Turner, but they like the exaggerations sometimes and big like kind of fun. I've seen this is just hyper specific. This is very hyper photorealist again, if he but he also can't can't take your penis out. No, paint your penis out. No, you can't You can't get red. No, no, absolutely not. So that is where that's where we draw the line here inside the side stories. You want to roll over and play fetch? Do you have a bad attack? Get a belly. Toco. Get a goddamn belly.

Oh, please. Oh, that was so nice. Here, I'll give you one. So physically what is hot, isn't it? It's like, um, she, Carmen's still got the big nipples. I had to speak out yesterday. I don't. Yeah, that's, I guess that's part of her race.

It's part of her race. No, no, no, no, it's part of a race of the Talk you're so We mean It's not even I could I know hard time. I was I didn't understand let's just get to the emails Watch this race. I gotta start do that more often when you see it's three C a dog what just fucking race What kind of genitals is it at? It's just such a like so it's what I don't What's this fucking race? What kind of genitals is it at? It's just such a like, wait, what?

I don't. All right. It's a dog, a man or a woman. Yes, there we go. Here we go. A little bit of a moth band in the UK story. Oh, sweet. We'll just do one of these real quick.

Just to know this week, we're doing creepy pasta and then we're going to come back. We're going to do a bunch of do we're going to do true crime and then we're taking a little August break. You'll see. You're going to like the way you hear. Absolutely. Oh, it was no one years old.

I was in the UK in a region called the Lake District. It's very rural, beautiful, part of the world, but it's notorious for being windy, wet, cold, thoughts flooding. Sort of told in the gates what he just said, but it was very beautiful. I just said what the devil said. But for them, they like it.

Like they are funny. They're like swamps. Now I love to play outside and I had a designated bush. So it was very beautiful. They are funny. They are funny. I love to play outside and I had a designated bush I used to play in. Yes, a bush. It was hollowed out from constant wind and I get hoarded there and spying my neighbors for hours. One day I was playing and I looked over the sea would I believe to be my neighbor carrying two reflective black trash bags over each shoulder. I went back to what I was doing, but I felt a strange feeling.

I said I was being watched. I looked back over and thought it was not my back my neighbor but a large black-winged creature who glow in red eyes staring at me from the other side of the path. He was there by A. Feet Hall and he looks up like a crow with shiny powdery looking wings. Just like a morph. Cool. I screamed around the side, picking him with some cornered Damon and told my mother who assumed I was just making stuff up. I know what I saw. I know what I saw. Wow it almost comes across different when in that accident. It was right across from me. A few days later, the reins set in. It was all seasonally wet for that

time of year. Only something wasn't right. And the process of helping me neighbors dead. Gave the send me. Can you stick with this accent? Do you think they're throughout the whole thing? To keep water for entering the house. So again, this time, you just patched them on Naibis rooftop. After placing the sandbag down, I want to look again and he was gone. We experienced some of the worst flooding we've ever had that year. And it took me nearly 13 years to figure out what our ad saying. I was just got some cryptids with a with a I love this tall central Florida version of Sherlock Holmes.

This is the city of Cambridge one night. And I asked if she knew if any crow men were glowing red eyes. She told me she didn't. But black silvery wing creature with red eyes. You're sound like the moth man to this day. I'm sure he's Close Yeah, they are close yeah to this day kind of a good actor different doesn't die Time you did this to this day. I'm sure he was warning to me. My family don't blame me. Well, there you go. All right, everyone.

Thank you for listening. This is great. Wow. We're getting better at radio. Every day, every day. I don't even listen to them with the comments. You can, you can't. Because if you listen to what they say,

all you do is think about fucking suicide. You saw me on all ruffle. All fun. Have fun with it. I'm going to be a little bit more careful because I'm going to be a little bit more careful them what the comments say. You can, you can. Because if you listen to what they say, all you do is think about fucking suicide. All right. Well, fun. Have fun with it. I want you guys to come out to see murder, fist. Oh, this is going to be great. You know what? I should almost. Next promise. What's the, what's the date? It is September 23rd at the dynasty typewriter and loss. Angellus. Please come out to that murder, fist.

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I thought about it yesterday. Yeah, we were blowing the dust off. Yes Class humor you're gonna get wow What are we gonna say for that live every day? Wondering what in the hell your tour was about because you never know when new things will come up And then you'll sit and you'll remember an old joke and you'll laugh and you go like Ha ha Henry back then was funny wasn't he? 2021 no Show was just eight well. Yes, we wrote the fucking show was with 2021 and I'm certain that I'll remember everything that that guy said

Even though that guy was actually a lot sadder than the current guy because now I'm happy Well, it doesn't change the content of the jokes. I don't know because you gotta live You got and then you laugh at it and then you'll love the fact that you just like holy fucking shit I'm just the moron. I'm just some kind of idiot. I'm an idiot this whole thing I'm not good at I'm just wrapping up all right everyone I'm here Definitely spiral wow definitely spiral wow. Thank you all so much for listening hell yourself

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