Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Nothing but Blubber

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including an update on the current state of UFOlogy, Ben confesses his love for the "they're not real" lady, the capture of LISK (The Long Island Serial Killer), a cruise ship sails through Whale massacre, "Prison-Karen" Ghislaine Maxwell update, 40 human skulls, spinal cords used as ‘decorations’ found in raid on Kentucky home, a Hero who's a Skate Park, the Toe Suck Fairy, and MORE!

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There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. Yes. On the left. Side stories. I love your glades. That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories.

Side stories. Yes. when the cannonball is started. So I store it. Yeah. All right. We're live coming to you live for my five. It's not life. It's not. If you think this is live, you're broken. If it's okay, well, maybe it is live. All right, let's just let's live.

Look to your left. That's a butt. You see that butt? That butt is filled with terrorists call the police 911. 911. We're live telling you what to do. Oh, you're driving?

No, yeah, yeah. It's not live. I was gonna try to do this. No, I'm gonna be a bit. And I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what would be good, fun live news. Because honestly, most of the live news

I'm here recently sucks. Well, it's kind of exciting. If you like to watch the world burn from afar, but the UAP stuff, that's kind of, you see, there was just another thing in out. Well, it fell from the sky, but you know what, I think we're in Joe dirt territory. I'm fairly certain it's just a bunch of human shit. Have you heard with this new thing? Well, oh, yeah, welcome to side stories. You can do the intro. Welcome to the side stories. Ben hanging out with Henry. It's me. It's me. It's always been me. I'm never not going to be a meaner matter what I do. You were placed into that skin suit and you're not allowed to leave that skin suit until

you die. So contractually, I'm allowed to die. That's correct. I'm looking forward to it. But this guy, 10 year rule, that's only been two years since the 10 year rules have been put. So I got a year's left. I got a year's left. I'm in a mom. But the guy, the Ross Cole Hart, who was the investigative reporter, that is, he was the one who first did the long form interview with David Grush, the whistleblower, who's talking about these like 12 various objects that we have somewhere and we don't know

what to do with it. And we've been hiding it from you as government. Very specific data. Very, it is very specific, but Ross Colhartt has been saying that there is like, proof that it will eventually come to light. They've been saying this now for weeks. I'm not. We will.

It's not the equivalent of in news media with politics. The walls are closing in. The walls are closing in. The walls are closing in. The walls are closing in. So this is going to last a long time, Mr. Zabrowski. I know if you're looking for answers, my friend. The money is not in the answers. Just much like cancer, the money's not in the cure.

The money's in treatment. That is. And so they just want to give you that slow UFO drip. Sadly enough, maybe on your death bed, someone will come in a whisper. All of that was a fuck. And then you die. Yeah. I actually wonder, I mean, there's no money in you, follow.

No, but that has changed a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, but only to the, again, top 1% of uFologist Tom DeLong being one of them. Who is a rock star? Well, first to be fair, he is a rock star who likes uFology. He's not a uFologist. He is not a uFology. You know how you know he's not a uFologist? He went back on tour. Well, the fact that they even allowed him to go back on tour, the fact that he could still mix with the Kardashians next to Travis Barker means that he is not really a u-fologist. They would not let him anywhere near them.

If he had the actual, do you know what happens? The skin rashes you get. Well, of course, naturally. I mean, that's a, that's an indicator that you're a scientist. If I do feel that isn't really science. When we were doing that pilot presentation in Steven'sville, Texas, right? Oh, that was so fun. Remember when that show got picked up? And we won an Emmy? That was awesome. I'm glad it did. I'm glad it did because then we wouldn't be able to work and fuck these fucking fat cats. When it comes back to we're making our own shit

and I want you to remember that. That's how we're protesting in our own fucking ways. We're making our own shit for our own goddamn selves. Fuck the studios and they want it. They're already been scanning people. They've already been scanning background actors for AI purposes. They've already been done.

It's over. It's fucked. But we have to. I like this. I like this side of you. We have to roll back. Good. Aggressive.

Also, we have a new guy, Rob is in the booth. So he's, he's, he's, oh, god, he's an old guy, but he's new to, he's new to LA. But he didn't realize the panflutes may have been needed there. You, anytime, you just keep him regular. He's been ready. We're not trying to make it a regular bit

because again, I'm trying to move past the medication. And that's one of my medications. So I'm trying to move past and I'm trying to be naturally easy breezy. Yes, indeed. Coverboard you are. So go on to 12 UAP entities objects, but they're saying that the there's going to be some proof that is going to come out that is going to edify all this and the thing that they are saying that is the big proof is that somewhere, there is an object in which it was so large, they had to build an entire facility around the object. So they literally built it in, so this is like someone who ate them out. They found it literally crashed something like that and then like a Disney like you go to Disney World or whatever and they build all those big escapes.

They basically did that where they built a lab around it, which does sound interesting. It doesn't seem anything. I would say it sounds a little bit stupid because it seems like they couldn't move it. Don't move it. We're milled around it. I get, we know what? What do I know?

Maybe I guess so. I don't think you move with it. You ever see when they do the windmills? Have you ever seen one of those when they're on the trucks? Yes. How truly huge those are. Oh, yes. So how big is this fucking thing?

Oh, fucking nose. And that's to say again, what happens if you lift it? Does it turn on? Who fucking knows? Very scary. So again, we have not gotten any concrete information. I did recently see that on, I was through again, our most, the guys that are right there,

the truly the tip of the spear of UFO nose always, forchan, they showed a leak, another leak. The guy come forward and saying, I just want you guys to know, I am a part of this surgical biological team that worked on these bodies that worked on some of the bodies that came out of some of these crashes. And we've been invited to go and look at these bodies. You know what, buddy? I've been rewatching and watching and watching again, basically because the chick is a little bit of a beauty, but to be that chick on the plane. Yes, maybe she was hammered.

Maybe she was just freaking out, but there's something to this woman come out to the vet. If you're here, who is this name of the woman that was on the plane? She said, that's not a real person. I know that's not a real person. I want to find out what her name is because she saw something. And again, as we've mentioned, we've talked to the front line of the war against humanoid reptilians, which is your store. This is and or sky waitresses. I don't know what the term is anymore.

So I typed in the man is not real woman name, right? In the Google. The first thing it comes up is understanding non binary people. Well, I didn't even mean to get here. I didn't mean to call you're not one of the man who's not real. Well, I believe in trans is of course we support everybody. Have a good life. Do what you have to do in this goddamn horrible woman from the TikTok video. She was not talking about someone who was non-binary. She was talking about someone who was made

much like you, Mr. Zabraski in a lot. I might have been or she, I think whatever the person wasn't real. It does sound like it was really more of a flip out over a lost air pod. It I don't know, but that footage, I've just been watching it. Also, when you watch it with scary music behind it, my Instagram feed is just like, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you're like, this is now really fucking terrifying. Scary. And if I was on that plane, I may have just followed her right off of that and gotten

continued hammered at the airport bar. That's where love is made. Gare on tea. If someone walks off a plane, somebody's not re-saying, somebody's not real on the plane, I'm going to. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Because I'm definitely not going to enjoy my flight from here on out.

Unless of course, that would make the flight the safest flight ever because how much money does it take in order to make someone who's not real look real. I don't know, but these objects, right? So if you do believe this whistle, another, you know, they say whistleblower, but do you have to see the whistle for you to be a whistleblower? Or can you do it from behind the shadows? Oh, you can do it from behind the shadows, I think. I mean, honestly, if you want to stay alive,

you probably should. You should hide yourself that this guy came out and he said he was working on these alien entities and they are all too real that they are physical creatures that might be built in a sort of too spec manner. Imagine a body, a biological body that's more machined than man. And what you do is you, you, you, you, you like,

I said, like, Oscar, like Oscar, you killed his girlfriend. And he was more, but he was more machine than mine. And when you do is you, you, you, you like cause your, like, Oscar, like Oscar, you killed his girlfriend and he was more, but he was more man than machine because he killed his girlfriend. Yeah. But then this guy, right? He says that you build these things. They are built by something they have, they, they have a little slit of a mouth. They have little ear holes. They have a little nose holes. They obviously drink some form of heavily loaded sugary water. That's just for men and blacks. Cool. I do wonder, but then you wonder, did they, what did they know? This is the fucking property. Very sign in fell. Did Hollywood create it? Or was it created in the Hollywood was told by the entities that know that these creations

exist? That you should go put this in a movie to normalize it. Yes. And this is where the mystery continues to reign supreme. They've been talking about this for a long, fucking time. They also said that the gray that you see on a gray is not in fact the skin of it. It's the outer layer of it. Oh, I really thought you were going to go with my color theory. No, no, unfortunately, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, which someone did DM me and say I was half right. I have definitely had several people. I'm gonna go on the limb and say they weren't intoxicated. Saying that's just talking deeply into your color theory, their color theory, color theory, general.

And I'm bored across the board. There you go. I just don't quite couldn't care. Well, that's fun with it. Why not? I try not to. So anyway, if you look inside of the alien, when you flip the skin back, it's way, way, like this

white. It's like Polish. Oh, it's like pinkish white. You seen this white. Yeah. This is the white. I think I dissected a frog. It's so white. It becomes pink and brown. Well, so what does that even mean then? I don't know. So it's so the gray itself is actually it's close. It's a suit. And then it has lenses. The black, the black, like those eyes, the black eyes that you look commonly equate to a gray. So goggles. They're less, they're goggles and that when you pop them off, it looks like long-eated human eyes. Like we've like actual human eyes have irises in shed. Well, that would play into the theory that indeed there were humans from the future. I wonder because they're all saying, like, according to this fake whistleblower,

I'm just saying fake to cover me and leave. You know, my crush. No, that he's real. The guy that who's talking about this, being the surgeon guy was that he or their built to be destroyed. Did it any point he bring in people of the Jewish faith? No. That's how you know, did he bring it to you? And I will get into the document. I always make sure because it's they save it. Yes, of course, because that's the conclusion, because that's the idea is like that you have to have already gone too far. Right.

I have spent too long on this website. Yeah. And then all of sudden you're reading about the real issue behind the grays, more like again, what's it Jewish color? I don't know. I don't know, but I'm saying the idea of that. Yeah, when you get to the end of it, I saw none of it. I scanned it though. I made sure. Oh, right. But you never know with these people. Oh, you never know. With these fucking people, they're already trying to take you out, buddy. As soon as you start talking, you follow G, you either hurt yourself or get hurt by somebody

else. But what's nice about this, the fake whistleblower on 4chan is that no one's properly debunked it yet. It's still good. I guess because the only way you can really debunk it is going, that's fake, which is like absolutely fair. I'm a 4chan. You're allowed to do that. But you and it's what you're doing. You are sort of like, I would say that's not debunking. That's not believing. That's not believe to debunk you because the science that actually says no, that wasn't to gray. This is my friend Tony. This is the super interesting. I'm more of a city dark brown. And then that would be a debunk. If you just say, that's not a debunk.

That's just an opinion. That is just you were absolutely correct. And the guy has no proof. Anyway, because it was we're all waiting for it. Everybody's just waiting for this goddamn proof. Well, let's move on from this guys and go to the sea. Shall we? Because we do have some proof. We have some fucking proof right now. Are you talking about the guy we just got?

Who? Long Island, serial killer, man. Oh, no, I was thinking about this story, but let's do that first. And then we can talk about how these people went on a cruise and then a bunch of whales were killed in front of them. Oh, yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, look honey look at all the way The joys of the sea mommy again, we're making juice also that's blood

There was an adult only cruise that I saw advertised and I was like no now looks fun It's the virgin cruise bus and they were ain't a virgin on that one. No seriously. I feel that Do you really want to go in an erotic crew? It's not erotic. It's just adults only. That means erotic. They mean they have a casino. I mean, that's cool. They're normal. Cruz is don't have casinos. I don't know, but they really show the casino a lot in this advertisement, but I wouldn't just go by yourself. I want my David Crosby. I need my three years. So, we know we have this and then we'll probably do four or five more years of blabbing staring at each other before we just take a small breather. I mean, who knows? Who knows? We might be forced to work for forever. I need an

18 month David Crosby in the middle of the sea journey. You I feel like that's to be honest. We sent you out with a microphone. That's fucking content. Sure. I mean, just go out there and we get it from our bathroom checks. Who's in the bathroom? This and I will check in with you on the high seas. And you'd be like, so another goal. And you'd be like, that is what you pay for. Yes. Indeed. And of course, it would be fun. Walk around with your pants off. See if you can't get a seagull to tug on your wini actually, you would be a very not happy speaking of tugging. Yes. Let's do their goals. Their beaks are just so sharp. You want them to touch your tender flesh of your very, it's not a small penis, but it

is when it's off. It is. I'm not a, I'm like, you be different. It was hard. Like, I think of my penis was hard and a goal attacked it. It would be less, it would hurt less than if it was. I might bleed more, but I think it would hurt less than if my penis was soft. Like, let's say I was like, for some reason, thinking that my, my penis needed to see sun, like on a, some people do do that. They say the vitamin D ironically enough is good for the penis. No, it's not.

That's what people have said. It's never seen sunlight before. You don't tan your asshole. No, I'm not Gwyneth, pal, Trevor. People do do that. I mean, no, no, no, no, because you have to have an asshole that's, asshole that's the consumption. You have to have an asshole that a crowd would could build. Yeah, rubber with ammonia. Yeah. So anyway, but yes, the Gil go is it Gil go. I rob you from Long Island. It is Gil go beach. Yeah, I will go. He can't even escape Long Island,

even if he wants to. He's a call of angels and it's right back here. The Long Island serial killer formerly known as Lisk. He has been called very often Lisk, Long Island. So a Sonska's train line that you take to the body. It does. It was take the list. This one. He a suspect has been identified as a huge headed man by the name of Rex, he were men. He really does have he has a Mount Rushmore had it is very, very big. He's got George Washington's face, but he doesn't have his habits. No, well, he actually might Benjamin Franklin. I am interested in this. First of all, I think one of the reasons it took forever, his name is Rex. When you think of a Rex, I don't think he's got things figured out. I think he's, well, I think he's fun. I don't know why I don't have any friends named

Rex. But I feel like Rex is the kind of guy. When you're in high school, you go through a rocks and houses with him. Oh, yeah, Rex is a fun guy. Rex is the guy who's like, gets all the hot girls. Yeah. And he's like, ah, Rex, you're bastard. You really wrecked your car drinking and driving again. Yeah. And this guy, he didn't seem to be having any fun at all. No, he's an asshole. I do. So again, innocent until proven guilty, but they've got a lot of evidence on him already. So he was an architect that lived a fairly high level life.

He was making six figures a year as a big time architect. They found his house, which was this like little, little broke down fucking hovel in the middle of Long Island. He wasn't a very good architect. But he would commute. It was really strange. He would commute. And it was like, you know, and in Long Island classic, you know, witness said, you know,

who's we? Because you look like a businessman. What is house is a dump, right? You were immediately throwing shade. I do love when honestly that that actually shows you the good nature of the people of Long Island. We are because you would say everybody I view queens as an elongated version of our island. It is where it is just a them the spite and the rage kind of keeps us all together less Italian food though in Queens, I believe.

Depends on where you're at. More Mediterranean. Well, Queens, you got well, it depends on that's Northern Queens. You got the Greeks and you got the Turkish. We got more of that. And then even more Northern Queens, you got the Korean, you got all the delicious Chinese food up in that, that area. I do miss that Chinese food. Yeah, you got the seven all the way to the other side of this.

We got that good Asian food. Then you got kind of come down South. Down South, you do have the good Italian food. But then you do have a lot of Caribbean food and South American food. It's incredibly diverse place. Queen. Hewerman, 59 years old, been charged with murdering three women. No, no word on his diet.

We don't know he is also a strongly suspected in the death of a four. They are pretty certain that he is also involved. So the women there are names right now as that he believed that he has tied to his marine brainer barns. Melissa Bartholme, Megan Waterman and Amber Costello. And they're believing that there is, they're going to attach him to somebody else when she was a phone call from a person named Shenan Gilbert. They're all sex workers that they were found through Craigslist.

And he was Craigslist. Craigslist. He was, they basically have figured out a bunch of different ways to catch up. Why did I pick this happen before Craigslist was even around this 2010. This is all like mid-late the first decade of the ought. So we're still not talking because I don't know if people are familiar. There's parts of Long Island littered with bodies, right? Yes, because the mob, Mafia, for years, they would go and they would go into Long Island's sound,

but guess what happened? Fucking gentrification and buying up real estate. So people are buying all these real estate and finding all these dead bodies. Right. These guys are these whacked people. Yeah, a lot of cement shoes indeed. Oh, yes. I think they're still looking for Jimmy Huffa.

It was probably just eaten by a bunch of sharks. He was fed to the dogs. That's what a guy in mobster told me when I was a little boy. I think you would actually, yeah, fed to dogs, perhaps chopped up a pack of dogs. Pigs are actually the best because those like to win coin, coin, coin, human flesh. They really do, but they got him on a bunch of different shit. They got him. They believe, number one, he had over 300 guns attached to him. They licensed him. That's a lot. It's a long island. That's actually difficult to do.

That's almost the gun for each day of the year, which is incredible because that's kind of nice. That's my April 14th gun. Yeah, you know, you want to have that. Of course, the 911 gun, which is got an American flag on it. Oh, it's just something to never forget. Just the map of a rock with a target on it. Totally.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Why are we doing that? But they traced seven different burner phones to him that they believe came from, they came from the victim cell phones that were buried with their bodies. Interesting. He also then was finally truly nabbed. And I believe this is another 23 and me nab where they got, they got his DNA because he

has been a suspect for a minute based upon his car. His car was seen by witnesses several times in the areas around time that these bodies were discovered. Okay. So they, they attraced upon his car. His car was seen by witnesses several times in the areas around time that these bodies were discovered. Okay. So they they had traced it to his car. They finally got back to when they've been following a dog in the sky for a long time. And they got a DNA sample. They retrieved it from crusts in a pizza box. He discarded. And this is another thing. He's from Long Island. He didn't eat his fucking crusts. Well, you want to eat the whole pizza. You want to eat the whole thing.

That's how you get caught, motherfucker. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. You're fucking crust. What the fuck is wrong with you? You fucking piece of shit. Well, sometimes, God, you and pizza and the entire fucking country outside of a sadly, Danbury Connecticut,

which is got that's where the fucking good pizza is between Long Island and Staten Island. And you fucking you pizza shit Well, you might as well just roll it up and eat it like as a goddamn takita more like pizza shit Anyway, I do agree with your overall assessment. However, sometimes you do just want that cheesy goodness with the sauce on it and then the bread and then the bread is gonna fill the tummy up But then you dip the crust in marinara. It should be Italian thing.

But we should have a fully pizza-based pan-food. Like something that is a little bit more... I love that. So it's so interesting about this. A total of 11 bodies, mostly women were found again in 2010. Now, with so strangers, they reopened the case in January of 2022, which means at some point, they just closed it. Now, when you got 11 bodies, why don't you just keep the case open? Because they don't care about dead sex workers. Yeah, but it was like like it was only 12 years.

I know they could have wrapped it up. But then they decided, you remember, one point they didn't know whether or not the Long Island serial killer was even a thing that thought maybe he was a dumping grounds from mafia guys. But and then they definitely don't want to get involved because why? Wow. Also, what is really I'm a Chevy boy through and through. You know that. I've always been a

Chevy guy. I know how to look at him and an overall punch one. He can identify. I'm I can identify logo along. Yeah, just by logo and overall, he had a green Chevy avalanche, which are not cool. No. And very distinctive. I feel like that's bad to have a name after a disaster. Well, you know, it's something that I think gets to know it's saying that you can survive an avalanche with this. It's a asking for an avalanche. Well, it depends. He's asking if some guy knows that wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

He's a totally good boy. Hey, talk about, man, I'm Chevy loves that when you look up the Chevrolet, I have a lunch. The first thing that pops up is how the Gilgoye task force Scott Rex Howerman Chevrolet Chevrolet Avalanche pizza crust and dead sex workers. Jesus Christ. The sex workers, the human beings should be the list of the top of the list. I can't, Lord.

But now does the Chevy Avalanche have the same notorious infamy as the white Ford Bronco? I don't know. No, no. No. The white Ford Bronco. I don't know. No, no. The white Ford Bronco stopped television. It's top and middle was damn. It was it was the end of the final. Saturday life was playing.

It was yeah. The white Bronco is a bit higher on the less. Speaking of pizza, pizza sales spiked. Whenever one said, let's watch OJ run, but I also love it. And again, it's massive. It's so you get all of these guys coming out of the fucking word work to all give there Whenever one said, let's watch OJ run. But I also love it. And again, it's massive. Piqua.

So you get all of these guys coming up the fucking word work to all give their, because it just sounds like the crowd that built around these cops resting this guy. So this comes from Etienne, Deville, A. We've been here for about 30 years. And it got us been quiet. He never really bothers anybody, right? We'll kind of shocked the tell you the truth. What if you weren't shocked? We're gonna be like, yeah, of course,

that guy kills Hocus, it's all he does. Yeah, well, that's my guy Rex's, we does, he calls Hocus, it's this thing. Me, I like, I like, I like looking for good New Mexican spots. To be honest with you, I think that's why they closed the case early because they're like, yeah, that's what whoever does that does. That's my guy right there, that's what he does.

I know him, that's my boy, right? And like I said, we shocked because this is a very very quiet neighborhood. Everybody knows it's long. I know. It's long. I dare you say it's not a quiet game. Oh, I dare you. All right. I don't know. We're kind of shocked. All right, because I can't everybody knows each other. All of our neighbors. Well, friendly, it's never been a problem. Man, it's complete life.

It's got nothing to do with you. Because you're just some long island family. You're not a pack of sex workers. Offer Craigslist, and he's trying to murder. Yeah, he's not trying to murder you. You're just his neighbor. He shouldn't be trying to, he should be appearing normal to you.

I guarantee you every summer, the barbecues, are we going to have Rodney over again? Well, he said he wasn't going to, it's not going to happen like it was last year. He said, no more. We said, hey, listen, hey, why instead of you killing these hookers, why don't you try to perfect that marinade you made on that salmon? Well, because I got to say, Rex, if you spend a little bit more time on that instead of all your murdering, I think that you might be able to get a mass to chef. You know what Rex, he probably should have talked to somebody about it. Yeah. But guess what? Who also just so you know, because I know you've been concerned about this.

I mean, first thing I thought about this is when I heard it happen to Massapiqua. So you know, as a house out there, who Billy Baldwin. Billy Baldwin of the Baldwin family fans making a murderers talk about no class, but I still, but Billy Baldwin's the Baldwin family family family. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. He's got a house. he even had a brother. Yeah, he was you'd see his character. You'd like him. I love him. Just dead now. Okay, but Billy Baldwin so life But he came out and he said he went to high school with wax her This is everybody's guy. He's coming out for work. So he's fucking chasing serial killer cloud by immediately admitting that he knew him He went straight story if I found out that I went to high school with a serial killer

I'm not gonna just immediately be like I went to high school with a serial killer, I'm not going to just immediately be like, I know that guy Hey, woke up this morning. I learned that the Gilgoyle Beach serial killer suspect was my high school classmate Rex woman Billy Baldwin says and then you understand there's even more neighbors shimming in here Gabriella LaBarty She says that house sticks out like a sore thumb. They will all the grown shrubs that was always wood in the front of the house. It was very creepy. I wouldn't send my child there. Why would you? Yeah, I don't know why are you sending your child? Again, it is long one reason. Everybody's small church. Trigger treat. It was just so weird. Look at the business. Yeah. Look at some cops business. I feel like freaking interestingly enough, the cops did execute a search warrant over this past weekend.

Strangely named Amityville storage facility was linked to the big old murders to the murder suspect. And apparently they are searching for body parts or air quotes trophies for his crimes. But doing stuff. Suffolk County Police Commissioner Rodney Harrison, he says, don't worry. When they come real progress. Earlier, you go to the top of the cop has been like, don't worry.

We are making real progress. Well, I am worried. I am just lately. We're but I'm happy they got them. They got them. I mean, I'll only know is your donuts are safe. This guy has got a fucking head on him. He is a we're a pontoon boat for a goddamn hat.

I will say they keep on saying Hulk-ing, and I don't know, he's Hulk-ing, I hate it, it's really nice, because I will say, because we've talked about it in the past about how we've said out, you're too big to be a serial killer, and I've had a lot of people who are using

just this guy as an example of- He's a half to six feet tall, maybe. Guy, I mean, I feel like, he's around a bunch of Italians, they're all super short. How do you know? Because look at him. I could be like, Handolf.

Yeah, that's true. No, he's a big guy, but then I did pull some video of him doing a little interview. I have to, I'm gonna cut it up, but I'll play some clips as we get more deep into this because I think they pulled it already because he's a part of this, like he's an architect

and he's some weird nerdy guy like this, a French guy that was interviewing Rex Heurman and it's like his whole thing's like, carry on all hail, you know, buildings that meant to stand up. He's like very long island. Yeah. He's extremely long island. So who's the other long island guy?

Not the guy's, we got the day to the war. Well, we got, what's that moron that, uh, runkles, wrinkles, uh, what the, uh, I'll tell, uh, we're not running out, how we have the, uh, the guys from the Aminville house, the Aminville, the Deceo family. Ronnie DeFam. Yeah, the family. One fucking guy we covered. That was so fucking boring. Which one? No, I don't know. He starts with our ripples ripples rickers rippleton. Oh, Rodney Rodney, my butt's big. It was a moment in your mind.

No, we covered him and we're like, oh, you gone killed somebody lived with his mother, lived with his mom killed women. Joel Rifkin. Rifkin. Thank you. Wow. I pulled that out. You got it. But well, it was pretty great. I gave you a lot of hips. That was a good series. Again, it's like the idea back in the 90s. I was talking about 90s, New York. And how dangerous it was. You only believe you're walking down that street. You don't want you're gonna keep your head on a guy named swivel. That's New York. I grew up in. I know it was buddy. You got to keep your head on the swivel. Of course, you were keeping your butt on the swivel attempt to get molested and nobody

did it. Wait, so what's so strange about this is this is the first time evidently in the 13 years of the on and off again investigation where Rex's name even came up. Yes. They weren't fucking close. They were nowhere. They, it took a long time because he was just the only thing I had on him for a long time was circumstantial evidence of his car being in the area of the crime when they found the bodies.

So that's all they had. Right. So it's then they just they because what I do understand, they want to, it's frustrating to all of us, but they are looking to a mass as much evidence as possible so that when they got the guy, they don't have to worry about letting them go. Also, I'm just gonna say this.

So first of all, he is six foot sex, right? And apparently one of the, he's a big boy. Apparently one of the pimps of one of these gals, they need to treat them better. Managers. Managers, whatever. Again, you can be an independent lady,

you can make that money on your own, don't give it to the third body. Don't kill it with that body. They described him as an ogre. Yep. Well, in that a little rude, I know he's a killer. Oh, now he, now he, now he, now he, but he didn't know he was a killer.

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game on television, not even like you were thrashing, you were yelling and he was giving me like, what's all boy gonna do? Yeah, I think he's gonna, the one-patch diabetes settings from that's right into one verbal confrontation every two weeks and I don't know People do come up and they go like yeah big boy But it was like the one time it was that one guy that was a part of the Joker's biker gang We had a lack like you remember we had a act and laughing them when he came over to kept you like your Royal yeah, I was and then like Like a double looks Yeah, I was and they were like, yeah, yeah, look how fucking dope he looks. No, I don't.

That's not the attributes of thories. They got a fucking thunder and in the last God of War game, you have a great drunken bar scene with them. Anyways, so this guy evidently cops also found a bunch of torture porn and women being abused right to leave. So anyway, human, Sherman, uh, he is, this is the conclusion of a case. But again, we'll see, to be honest with you, that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's a lot of, we gotta get him in jail first. They say, yeah. And at most right now, they say he's killed four, but again, they are 10 bodies.

Oh, yes. So, uh, let's not run around with the ticker tag parade yet. Well, now that we're there, we're going to try to do is sweat about the safe. He's going to say that he had something directly result with any of these bodies. He's closer to having a connection than all of us. Very much so. He better be. Yeah. Anyway, all right.

Let's, let's talk about this. Actually, I do. So this was a cruise line did have to apologize just briefly. Oh, yeah, this is a whole thing. I don't fully understand. So they just rolled through a bunch of whales getting slaughtered. Oh, yeah, the water is red with blood. It's red with blood.

So it was a London, it was in London. A cruise line is apologized to a thousand passengers because the ship went to port and apparently this time of year where they were at port, which is the Faroe Islands, is the time where everybody decides to murder all the whales. I just need to say that the Faroe Islands has killed more than 500 dolphins since its controversial hunt resumed in May. Yes, stop killing it. Anyway, it's killing dolphins. So the thing is, I feel like they're, I don't know, I side stories LPL,

gmail.com. I'm sure I'm going to get a litany of super sad emails, but I feel like they, they allow them. This is some kind of either cultural thing that they allow us to do. Cultural, yes, but what's the point? You don't eat the dolphin meat. You don't need the blubber. You can go to, you can go get a candle nowadays.

I don't really know what it does. I guess that's because it's been there for a thousand years, 50,000, 53,000 people on the island of Faroe Islands, right? They said, they explaining the values of the whaling hunt, which is the Ferros have eaten pilot whale meat and blubbers since they first settled the islands over a millennia ago. All right. Today, as in times past the whale drive, is a community activity open to all while also

will organize on a community level and regulated by national laws. So we all, every kid gets to stab it off it. I think it's whale organized to say the least here. According to the ship here, they say we're incredibly disappointed that the hunt occurred at the time that our ship was in port. We strongly object to this outdated practice and they've been working with the Orca community in order to stop this.

And of course the purpose is also involved here too. Absolutely, but I just feel that whale meat, the reason why you ate the whale meat was because you had nothing else to expect. And you just literally needed to eat fat because your body had been so starved, you just needed to to eat fat because your body had to have it. You had to have it. You just needed to go right to the source of life,

which is large. So I feel like now it days, we don't have to, but I feel like I do understand, ha, you know, it's just everybody's mad. Everyone's mad. Everyone's mad. And I would consider that as a part of this. Think about it.

I mean, no one else gets to see a massive whale calling. No one gets to see that. Right. Now you got to, that's cool. You gotta see a massive whale calling. No one gets to see that. Right. Now you got to that's cool. I mean, you got to see a bunch of whales get the one got it out. Well, and to that point, and you should learn about this to that point. Don't yeah, you're going to come into our house. This is what we do on Tuesday.

This is what we do. I hope you like fucking farty being Tuesdays because that's what we do in our house. We eat beans. We farted each other. You came here. You asked to be in my home. That being said is farty being Tuesday, really necessary. I don't know. It's a tradition. Again, it's just that house. It's that farty being Tuesday. Right. Because there's only 53,000 people. So this is a small

ass town. It's very small, but I just feel bad because I also saying it's bad for you. Pile of the well meat and blubber contains protein, iron, carnitine and vitamins, right? But then there's high levels of mercury and PCBs, which is like, that's the pollution. It's literally ocean pollution. The whales just like sucking into their bodies. It's you just eat because they eat the big swalves of the, of the weird like micro,

but the like a microscopic little kelp. Did we talk about this in the last week's episode? The whales revenge that we saw where they were just taking over ships all over. I truly, they know. They know that they were being hunted. They know. And also, what is so interesting going on right now, and I'm

not necessarily against it. A lot of shark love out there. You're asking. I believe I believe in shark love. But this is the we're seeing what we talked about now. Our dumb little history series, the Essex. Like that it's real that this shit's real that this, the whales have been exhibiting this behavior for a long time. And now it's kind of in a little bit, I don't know if it's

just more people are reporting on it, more people are alive to witness it or in our experiencing it. Or is there an uptick in whale offensive maneuvering against human boats? I think there's a down tick as well in the whale population, which is also why people are like, guys, let's give them a reprieve. Yes. But anyway, so that must have been a fun fucking day. What's this smellable?

Just smell the sounds and just the person with that little sunscreen on their nose just wanting to have it. So sometimes life comes at your fast It does because sometimes you want to have a nice little vacation, but all you find nothing but trouble actually in this case Nothing but blubber nothing but blubbles. I think but blubber. Oh, that's the name of our next tour Welcome, we're gonna be there 2024 we're gonna come here fucking city you fucking piece this shit maybe we are Some places. Yeah, we can't just say we're gonna come to your sink. We don't know who it should be. There's gonna be someone who writes us an email and I'd be like, I mean, Florida, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And then you guys can come to my town of 10. Nah, you're like, you guys said you're gonna come to every town. No, I wish that we could. All right, we're not Tom Sagerra. No, we have to have, we have to see our families. Also, I don't know. I'm very proud of Mr. Sagerra. Oh, he's crazy.

It's towards crazy. Bye want to talk a little bit about our favorite bitch, Jizz Lane Maxwell. Oh my God. Have the problems in prison, which makes me smile. Like I like this a little bit of an update corner we've had recently with Larry Nassau getting the Jizz Lane Maxwell is gained a new I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm know, because care, I've met some good care. I'm I'm I'm free to very good friend of mine.

Karen Fianna very funny community. They're love Karen, but she's a Karen, not a Karen. She's a guy that's right and she'll correct you. Yes, but I always find like, Tracy's were always out there kind of being. Traces can be real mean too. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes I feel like Karen, sometimes it's you see the haircut when I see it. Karen, I imagine how they haircut where they do a thing where they have like this pan.

Of course. They have a panel of hair that sort of sticks all the way up and then they somehow create the recipe into a sort of a swoop. So it's hard and tough. It's like, and from a food network, not that she's a Karen. She is a Karen.

She's actually been labeled several times as a difficult person. She's had several full kitchen staffs mutiny against her. Okay, okay. It really, I think the name, whatever the name of that one chick is from that one show where it's like 10 kids in count and then she hated her fucking husband. K plus eight. Yeah.

Yeah. Kate. So anyway, well, yes, go ahead is not. So these are, so when we say filing complaints, like our Larry Lawton, a man who we had a chance to interview prison jewel thief, he would file complaints against the prison system. Sure. Because if human rights violated. He treated him unfairly. Absolutely. Yes. But the lane seems to just be upset with other prisoners, which is going to get her killed. I am a solitary. Good to maybe ask that I have two things. Is she demanding to be murdered? Maybe. Is

she trying to get isolation? I think that would be easier than you think. I thought it would be much easier, but she's in a four person cube. And so she's dealing with them. So her above-cott neighbor is a, a trans individual by the name of Batman, who has been having extremely loud sex above her cot and has been leaving their boxers and socks to dry on the edge of her cot. I mean, Jislein has been complaining about this again and again and again, but she's been doing her own protest by no longer showering because she's afraid of getting assaulted in the shower. No one's even threatened.

And even said that they're all like no one's even threatened because she's so high profile. No one wants to deal with her. Like I mean, it would make you famous. It would, but it's your, most people in prison are just trying to get the fuck out. And so she's obviously in a four unit, sounds like a cube. These people probably aren't murderers. They tend to, well, can I even do this what it is? But I would be surprised if the people

that she was with are lifers, because if they are a lifer, they just, that's when you just get killed because they're like, what the fuck is the difference on here anyway? But they're calling her Max and Jail. Max has been threatening people. It seems like what she's trying to figure out is how to get herself alone in her cube.

So she's been complaining about all these various things that eventually one roommate of her is threatened to beat her to death with a sock and a padlock. And then she complained about that got her out, right? So they're like, they don't know what the hell that's going to do. She's in jail for, she's supposed to serve 20 years, which I hope she serves every fucking minute of it. Well, Golan says that she would hear heavy grunts and moans as she was trying to sleep. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then she said the beds aren't bolted down. So they rock back from side to side and make a lot of noise, but she's complained about the lackluster vegan menu options. Oh my, she's complained about unfair treatment in general and demanded the jail authorities give her immediate

access to black hair dye. Yes. Okay. There are well, interestingly enough, I'm not sure of black hair dye is a constitutional right. She even backed flush hypergeogenic bedding after grumbling the staff of the standard issue prison pillows were triggering her allergies. So she's saying about her allergies.

She says that she has been kept up because she's on suicide watch. All people looking for her and suicide watch. So she's afraid she can't go to sleep. What should I consider? That's a problem. It's also what Jeffrey Epstein complained of before his end. Before his end indeed. So she did get Batman removed from the cell, but then somebody else came in and they're

like, Glania stink. So technically she's the bad, but then somebody else came in and they're like, and they're like, glania stink. Oh, yeah. Technically she's the bad, she's the Jeremy Piven. This is PCU, Jair, Jerry Piven. David Spade, go to sleep. She's the bad roommate. But listen, this is the type of jail shit she's got to deal with two Cuban inmates who were thrown into solitary confinement after Maxwell bitched them out. They found out that she has a strict vegan like appetite, whatever, this fucking bullshit. She was the menu. She must follow. She in an arrangement. This is Jelae's Jisling Maxwell had an arrangement with a kitchen worker who would slip her extra fruit vegetables, tofu, and they realized they found this out.

And they thought that we get extort J just laying Maxwell with this information. Right. And they sent Maxwell a letter demanding $360 worth of items from her commissary allowance. But then, Jolene Maxwell flipped on them. And you should know, that's what she does. She is indeed a flipper, much like those creatures that are being killed on that island. I can't believe she should be throwing a like and get stabbed with a fucking hook. Well, let's let her live and enjoy the fruits of her hard labor hunting children for a corrupt man and industry. I do have a, I want to go into a little bit of a, I got some toe sucker updates, but I

feel like we're at time for here or the week. We could where there's also, I mean, yeah, you can do a toe sucker update. There's also this one story in Kentucky. Almost Ed Ginesk. Did you see that? This guy's got a bunch of fucking human skulls as a phone. He's this guy. He said they were only my dead friends. Yeah, James not. They went to go pick him up. He is a part of the legal body industry, the legal body part industry that we've covered up. We've talked about several times on side stories and in last podcast on the left. And we talked a little bit about the

connections to the Harvard School of Medicine. And this was one of the guys. So this guy, James Knot, was one of the like body part fence guys. So he had job was to sell body parts for these various counter parts. They were working for Harvard medical school. Speaking of smells, I don't know what this house would smell like. 40 human skulls, spinal cords. Well, you've been to the market. Is this home? I know, but it's not, and he doesn't have this, this guy would make Marcus salivate.

Bones have no smell. Yeah, but they, everything gives something. It only makes it something. I was in, when we went to the, uh, when we went to the catacombs. Oh, the cat. Oh, I'm too big. But in Paris It is really interesting because there truly was no smell. There was no smell like paper because they're so old There's a old button the Mutor Museum

Smells like a bombing fluid and I almost threw up the last. Yes, because I was very hungover And I didn't realize what I was walking into. I should not, you don't go. If you can't really handle the smell of open formaldehyde, you really, that's the only thing about the muted machine, but that's a fantastic place. Yes. I got to stop going hungover. I've done it twice now. It's just, it's always the day after a show.

It's always when I'm ready. That's when I'm like my day, my free day. That's when I can go do it. But then it's like, I'm getting weak. I get a support in Vaseline on my nose. Like we're corpse collectors and I'm like, oh, that's where we go. That's sad. So anyway, he went by the student and

William Burke. And I don't know, it's very strange. Oh, yeah. I sold some guns. Um, you had some guns in there. I think that also adds to this. Um had heart-springs, lungs, two fetuses, and a truck. He was a real, a charming guy. This was a guy, William Burke. I was also the name of one of the grave robbers from Edinburgh that was very famous that we covered from Burke and Hair. That was one of the guys that was the old day. So he had a bit of a, oh, he had a bit of a cheek to him, didn't he?

Indeed he did. All right, let's try to find a fucking hero. Good luck. Oh, what are you up to, Wayne? What do we got today? Oh, I'm never here until the end of the show. And it's gotta come down,

cause kiss has gotta talk, cause if not, we got nothing to show we need a hair. Empty supermarkets. Hero of the week is an empty supermarket. Sad turned it. No, that's not sad. That's the sign of failing economy.

No, because an empty supermarket, oh, that's sad. What's not turning it into an indoor skate park for the community? That's really nice. It's open to the supermarkets. The supermarkets didn't do that. turning it into an indoor skate park for the community. That's really nice. It's open to skate borders. The super market didn't do that. Yes, it did. But the building itself didn't choose it.

It did. So skateboarders, BMXers, scooter riders and rollerbladers, if you want to be, they are now and abandoned sales barris. Apparently it's a restaurant or super market. It's okay. Okay. So they just in a skate park, but it's just an abandoned store a supermarket. It's okay. Okay. So they just in a skateboard. But it's just an abandoned store.

Yes. It is now. And there's just a lot. But now it's not. So the founder and skater at Pitt Street, his name is Jacob Skinner. It's cool. And for a skater, right? I feel like the hero here's like skating.

No. It's the location in which people are doing these things. As a child, he says, skateboarding was my outlet. And I want to give others the opportunity to use it in a positive way. So there you go. It's no longer full of ham and eggs. It's full of people having a nice time trying not to skin their knees and look sexy for the gales. You know, good because the part of me wonders, again, I have a lot of questions, but I why attack today? No, don't attack. I don't need to attack. I don't need to attack from the west to the east. We've been attacked from the south and the north.

Why don't we not attack today? I don't need to be attacking you from the inside. He says because again, yeah, I'm just the yeah. I'm having trouble grasping. Yeah, of course you are. But I, I, that's why you can't handle that's why you don't do the segment, but I like kids. And you're really, he says, we are really passionate about changing the view of skateboarding. Apparently, there's a negative view of skateboarding in the community. It's also so important to remember that. Yeah, it's because of crime. It's a noise ordinance issue. I'm a, I hate seeing all these kids with their long shorts. He also finishes off, he finishes it out with a lie, but it is nice that he said he says, it's also important to remember.

You're never too old to skate. You are. Well, you are. Well, not socially, but physically, physically. And then also you get too old to learn how to escape. If you haven't learned by the time you're 20 to skate, that's past. I actually don't know. We'll find outside stories LPL, the G, LGMO.com. What have you overcome? It reached your challenge. It seems like a reeks of middle-life crisis. Well, it depends.

You know what it is. I'm totally down. If you're skateboarding over 40, I guess, especially if you always did it, I'm totally cool. You just have to have to have always done it. You know what the key is? Don't add braces. That was usually being broken all the time.

We'd see a guy in a razor scooter show up with those like clear braces on each. Like, oh, that's not good. You're going to try to fuck my girlfriend. Well, yeah, you're not allowed near schools. So some of the kids in the community, they have, they have a group. There's one called the silver surfers and another one called the teeny boppers, which I don't like. I think it's not a bunch of old men.

Yeah, well, that's kind of the, this is much of a old man dressed up like Harley Quinn. Yeah. And that will be you stragging again, but you know what? I'm not attacking. I'm not yuking your arm. So what you need to do? God fucking, whatever the fuck it is.

Former Sainsbury supermarket. You're here of the week. You know what? Good for you, Sainsbury market. And obviously at some point we'll be purchased by somebody in this might all end. Oh, I mean, it's closed, I think. Yeah, I think that's warmer.

Yeah, because then they're gonna realize like what the sun's buried for there. There's somebody's gonna be like, you're doing what with my what? Yeah. It would be fun if they kept all that. It would be fun if they kept some of the snacks around. Yeah, that would be cool.

Yeah, that's indeed. It would be cool, like it was last of us. Yes. Oh. Now, let me, I'm Yes indeed. It would be cool. Like it was last of us. Yes. Oh, now let me, I'm going to read to me in this email here. And we talk a lot about toe sucking recently. And it's just in the fucking ear. We just the way mud. We put a mirror up to society. Dude, did you see there's now a fucking movie called Quick Sand about mud? Dangerous mud? This is what happens when everyone goes on strike. I need to make my own stuff.

I need to make my own movies, because that should have been me. So I was just listening, and then there's like, now it's a movie about mud. Well, I mean, obviously this wasn't a year ago, but now we've only just started talking about mud, but now I'm thinking about mud a lot. And I've gotten so many emails still to this day

about how dangerous mud is. There's a lot of mud heads out there. It's very scary. I don't know why. I need more houses, less mud. I agree. It's very scary. I don't know why. I know more houses. Less mud. I agree. There we go.

So we're under president again. We're back the last week. We talked about toe suck and it hits us. Do you know what it is about hard about the crime of toe sucking? Is that depends on the police officer? Because some of them just don't take it seriously at all. I would you better take it seriously because I'd fucking freak that freak out.

Oh yes. In the invasion of privacy. Oh yes. So here we go. This was, I was listening to side stories this week, and I figured I would share my encounter with the Toe Suck Fairy of Arkansas. I'm a provider at a university hospital, specializing in orthotics and prosthetics,

and short, I build and fit fake limbs in custom braces. But a year ago, I received a call from a patient that was supposed to go to one of my female colleagues. It was especially strange because he claimed to be a prosthetic patient of hers, but she was a new hire and hadn't seen any prosthetic patients yet. I didn't have a grab in my colleague and throw in the patient on speakerphone. As she started to try and get more information about his medical history, it became more invasive and sort of asked some more explicit questions.

Do you like working with stumps? Will you rub my stumps? Do you think stumps are sexy? You think my stumps are sexy, right? He did it on his back towards the end and he straight up, ass straight up at the very end, hey, let me suck them toes to this woman on the call because he didn't have any toes. No, yeah, I guess who knows? What you understand andably made her uncomfortable

as he had already specifically had asked for her and had some of her professional information. He somehow found out this new brand new hot woman that was working with the clinic and he decided he wanted to stalk her toes and he wore them his way in there. And we ended up getting sent in with a recording in his invoted campus police

who tracked his phone number to a small city as stayed away in Arkansas. They put us on a conference call with the local sheriff in Arkansas to file a report. The sheriff seemed pretty disinterested about trying to find some random guy and some other county for him, blah, blah, blah. And he was harassing hospital employees

didn't understand his state away. Yeah, it could lead to something very dangerous. Until we mentioned the context. As soon as we mentioned feet toes, the sheriff explained, oh, that's Michael. Whoa. The sheriff onelaimed, oh, that's Michael. Whoa. The sheriff one don't explain that he'd been in communication with the Toe Suck fairy of Arkansas.

Apparently he's been arrested several times in the past for similar offenses. And here's a whole thing. So this guy turned out to be a gigantic. This is a foot and toe based villain. Wow. That's super villain. This came out in 2011 and updated in 2017. He called

himself the toe suck fairy, right? For the 10 years after he attained local infamy for sucking women's toes and threatening to amputate their feet. Michael Wyatt, 50 was behind bars again. After two women claimed he asked to slurp on their digits, really fun stuff. The legend toe suckers now in custody, right? Two women picked from a photo line as the man who approached them in local stores commenting on their feet and asking to suck on their toes. Now, this guy, he said that she,

one woman was saying that she was outside her apartment and a man came up to her and grabbed her toes, a man with no legs. Oh, great. Grabbed her toes to start with sucking on them, right? It's gonna sound very good. It's gonna sound very good. It's gonna sound very good.

He got a whole rap sheet. He was in jail for impersonating a podiatrist, a fondle, and suck a woman's foot in a department store. And then he just put him on probation. Huh, okay. Well, he said that he served one year in prison for threatening a comedian store clerk that he chop off her foot and suck her toes while she bled to death.

No, why would you say that while you're at the store? I don't think it's very charming. He didn't got in trouble again in 1999 for flashing photographs of women's feet to another woman and asking her if she'd like him to cut her feet off. Well, no. And so this guy's out there sucking on toes. Oh, look at my toes. I'm not on his feet. I'm the sheriff. I just, you know, I would say put a bit in it. They don't keep it. I feel like this guy. You might want to keep

a bit of a look. See upon him. Just keep a look. See. Have someone with real nice feet walked by the house. He reacts every now and again. All right. And here's another, let me do a little abduction story. Sure. It was the first time I've ever tried to put the story in a written words. But this memory is always stuck with me, stuck hard. I assure you it is 100% true. It wasn't until recently that I had started giving it more thought. When I was little, probably around five or six, I remember a night when I was staying at my grandmas, a frequent thing at the time, and a room with my little sister, with bunk

beds. And I was always on the top bunk. And as many times I'd woken up there and was able to feel my way out the pitch box to go down and go to get my snack or go to the bathroom, this one night I had a dream that I got out of bed, and I went to find the door, only to realize that the walls were smooth, needed a void of any one thing,

that I should have found along that wall. And I followed it for a long time. No dressers, no closet doors, no window sills. At which point I started to panic, begin screaming, banging on the walls, which to my child's health felt seemed like an out. Mm, but then all of a sudden, all I came on, and it was my grandma on the opposite side of the room

that I figured I was. And my little sister was now adjacent to me doing the same thing I was, clawing at the wall in a panic with tears streaming down her face. This is a memory I held on to about last year. I'm about to be 32. My sister and I recently got the talking and I was surprised I learned she had remembered

it all because she would have only been about four at the time, but she could have sworn that she was the one who woke me and recalled having the same nightmare. Now, I haven't been able to stop thinking if there's something to that, but we both had somewhat supernatural experiences or whole lives, but my sister in particular seems to have been followed by ghosts until she was into her late 20s. Maybe it's the early and enthusiastic in me

that makes it feel more like a tandem abduction. Well, it could be, it could be, or indeed you were abducted. That's it. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's either a fantasy or you are abducted. You're very scary.

Yeah. That makes me afraid. All right, everyone. A couple of things. Right. We got murder fest. Yeah. So that was 23rd.

Dynasty typewriter. I think it's already sold out. Fantastic. I don't know whether or not we're going to do another date. We'll find that out. I can't wait. Not to honk your horn, but I've been watching some old murder for his sketches and Truly for those that don't know murder fist is the greatest sketch group of all time. So come and check it out. They are gonna have It's just such a fun fucking show. Obviously again, he's probably sold out. So if you didn't get tickets, we'll find out who knows Maybe we'll have another fucking show guys. There might be there might be and then we have a couple of other We've got a lot

common this year. I'm so excited. We got fun. Come we got fucking LPN show 10 20. That is a Sunday. I go. Well, go check us out. We're going to be it's going to be fucking awesome. It's going to everybody's going to be there. We're going to have some other special events.

We're figuring that out. We haven't said all that and so on yet. And November 4th, we're doing the palace in Los Angeles. We're going to be live. I can't wait. Man, come check it out. Wait, just the last show for Mama Mia. Here we go again. It's been a 10 year tour.

Oh yeah. And then I will be this Sunday. I'll be in Las Vegas. So come and check that out. And then the boys are gonna be over at Comic Con. So we're splitting our ways here. So we're gonna be all over the state. We're can't wait, man. Over the states, I guess. States, we're doing it, man. We're gonna come Con, so we're splitting our ways here, so we're gonna be all over the state. We're a can't wait, man.

Over the state, I guess. We're doing it, man. We're a constant presence. You know, they're gonna live every day. Yeah, sure, you wanna suck toes. Maybe you don't suck somebody else's toes, right? Maybe you can laugh your way to the bank, a sucking on your own goddamn toes.

Right? Because what I would do is just think about this. I'm gonna love this advice. Shave one foot is just think about this. You know, love this advice. Shave one foot, disordered dudes. Make that foot as hot as you could make your own foot. Well, you might like the hair. I don't think that they do. I don't know.

I'm not sure. I don't think that they do. And you work on that foot until that foot's the foot you want to fuck. Right? Yes indeed. That's how it's got foot on tap. Or what I would say is, buy a prosthetic foot.

Sex doll. Some day you could suck on that fucking doll's foot. And you can put it in a bunch of different positions. Now those dolls, I think you can buy a doll with like a surprise or like mad or disgusted face. Yeah, yeah. Which is great for you. I guess so, sure.

And then you can have it go like, like have that look of like, ah, ah, which way you want. Sometimes they're gonna make these robot a girlfriend's almost alive. Yes, you didn't because then you could have it like I have that look of like Sometimes they're gonna make these robots a girlfriend's almost alive. I'm fine with it. I think it's gonna help people Could be it could it might at least I feel like you know put it on that doll suck on that doll's feet or just fucking I don't know man. Just get the fuck over it. Yeah can just like fix your life. Okay. Think about your shit. Alright everyone, well thank you all so much for listening. Hell yourself.

Hell say. Mugus Delayshin. You leave my goddamn feet alone unless you want to fucking, cuz I know, I know with the boys, Mom. I don't think you're gonna- My milk foot brings all the boys to the yard. Mmm, that's when I call it my milk foot, cuz I got a drain in. Haha, so good.

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