Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Nude Food

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's wildest stories and craziest news - Mitch McConnell: DOA, "Daddy Daughter Dream Team" Rabbit Hole: the story of Patrick and Sarah Getchell, Miracle Baby arrested in Virginia shooting, the Florida Steakhouse offering a nude dining experience, Wisconsin man allegedly kills mother and covers mother in cat litter before setting corpse on fire, Indiana woman cuts out her father's heart, Colombian theater evacuated during ‘Spider-Man’ screening due to moviegoer’s uncontrollable bout of ‘rotten’ farts, Listener Mail, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Have you ever thought about getting, like, larger maniacs?

No, can't handle them. No. The thing about having a tiny maniac is kind of the reason why I have two undisciplined tiny dogs. It's true. And the fact that I. Yes, they are, they probably could use more training. But I like the fact that they only like me. I actually like that they only like me.

They like me. Yeah, no, but I mean, I'm just saying that they don't like society. No, they don't like society. But I like that about them. I like that they're right at Achilles tendon height. But you know, like so are the Muayun brothers. And the Muayun brothers, they use their lives, I believe, to fight against, I want to say, chairman Mao.

Yeah? Where is he at? Where are they out? I think Mao's gone. Yeah, it's Z now. Oh, yeah, that's right. All the way down to the end of the alphabet. All the way from Mao to Z.

Wow, that is crazy. The Million Brothers, they're really got to do something about that. We can flop them over. But on your other news, Eddie. What other news? I heard, I don't know if you hear, if you heard. Oh, I don't know. Hi, hi.

Come closer. Oh. Come closer to Mitch. Oh, hello. Closer to me, my Asian wife. Ah. My little Asian wife. Oh.

Oh. You look so good. You look so healthy. Quit lying to me, bitch. Are you coming out of your mouth again? Quit lying to me, bitch. Oh, my God. I can't believe how strong you are.

Quit. Shut, shush. Quit. Shush your little Asian mouth. This plug to the outlet. I can't. I can't get the plug out. No, wait, no, wait.

I got to tell you something. I got to say I went beyond the veil, my little Asian princess. Okay. And I saw something I cannot unsee. Was it my mouth? No, I wish I could tell you different. Was it my pussy? You have to write this down before.

You've got to write this down before I pass before the votes are. My votes are needed. Oh, man. I got to die. I got to die soon. But listen to me, don't ask me how I know. I'm Mitch McConnell. Yes, just no.

Yes, you're doing good. My little Asian wife, my little, my little beautiful porcelain doll. I just want you to know. O.J. is innocent. I saw it on the other side of the veil. I did not know. And we got to tell the world. Was he in heaven?

No. O.J. was in heaven? Well, yes. Of course. He's in heaven. Everyone's in heaven. Say hi to Linda Graham for me. Oh, I didn't see him.

You didn't see? No, they put him in the gay area. He's over in the gay, gay heaven area. I bet it's nicer there. I bet it's going to be gentrified. Now, shut up my Asian wife. Just take my secret and spread it to the world. Okay.

Spread my secret to the world. O.J. That lady's saying something I like to hear. Mitch. Mitch? Mitchell? He's still alive. He's going to be voting today.

He's going strong. We want to say welcome to side stories. Congratulations to Mitch McConnell. Each new proof of life picture, you just look younger. You're just looking younger and better. God, you're vivacious. It's like I'm looking at Carmen Electra. Is that really the new picture?

Yes. It's exactly the same picture with a different shirt. No, he slightly leaned forward. Look how actionable he is. Oh, my God. I'm Henry Zabrowski, and we're here at Side Stories are on Death Watch. I'm sitting here with my favorite guy to sit and wait and watch for a senator to die with Ed Larson. I can't wait. Oh, you know what I like about him is he's so worm-shaped. You won't actually have to dig him into the ground. He just gets to slid in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually going to be really nice. And if you cut off his head, it just grows.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is truly one of the one. That's currently what is alive. It's happened a couple times already. In order to save the head, they had to release their head from his corpse. So they released it from his corpusicle. Now he's just a head and spine, I believe. And they are, but he does believe that that is enough for him to vote on continuing the war in Iran.

Yeah, he's going to show up to the voting today with his head. and got a little spider legs. They're thing head in there. And they're all going to stand in applause. They're like, Senator McConnell's back on the floor. So strong. Yeah.

He's like, he's like, spider legs. Like, just raising and going, and like, and his little Asian wife just following behind

with her little bound feet, just so excited to be just go like, oh, I love to be quiet. Wasn't she, she's very, she's important, she's some fucking bitch.

She's a bitch, right? She's from fucking rich-ass, dumb-ass fucking bitch. Yeah, fuck her fucking ass. Don't like her. Don't like her. I fucking care.

She's, her, actually, she goes by bitch McComb. Oh, yes, but it is pronounced Asian, which everything is B-I-C-H.

Yes, yes. It's pronounced Asian. Elaine Chow. Oh, yeah, she was the former United States Secretary of Labor.

I guess that's what you call when you're getting it from McConnell. I love that. Her last name is goodbye. Yeah. Oh, Chao.

Oh, she's Italian? Oh, I thought she was Asian. Well, fuck her. So hopefully she dies with him. So it is pretty amazing to just know. It's cool. I've heard from either way, because someone was like,

oh, you guys are giving a lot of heat to Governor Bashir, but why he's not there saying, show me the corpse with his giant, you know, steak made out of silver and a torch and shit. But no, I do understand that there is some, He does have work to do. There's issues. Yeah, but it's the government.

Nobody cares. So there's a certain amount of, I guess there is political machinations still around. They're still trying to see, because they do believe, I think that they can help, they can, if he is declared dead, they then can hold a special election, and then it will definitely be a Republican. So according to Bashir, he's doing this politically, which he's basically, they're saying out loud, he's dead. We're not telling anybody. Yeah, well, I mean, he's technically alive. I believe that he's technically alive. Yeah, sure.

A lot of people are technically alive. I think that they can keep people alive for a long time. Who was that chick who was dead for like a decade? Oh, the old shivo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they kept her alive way too long. Yeah, yeah, they kept that bumping. But also...

How's she doing? She's dead. Didn't recover. Yeah. Didn't fucking recover. You know all who also's dead but still operating? It's kind of amazing. Frankie Valley.

Frankie Valley. But he's, you know, he's got it. For those of you who you don't remember the Frankie Valley, who are you? First of all, never seen Jersey Boys. Yeah. Unfucking believable. Frankie Valley of the four seasons. Of the, not the hotel or the landscaping company.

No. No, he is of the actual four seasons, Frankie Valley and the four seasons. But if you have been following his dissent, they continue to put him out on stage. The fact that he can stand and move better than the president of the United States, America actually speaks to a lot. But they pump in sort of his song. making from, I want to say a playlist from Hong Kong where it's just coming out of his mouth and he just goes

like an anonymous. I like him. I think it's good for him. Of course. He's been old forever. Oh no, do you don't think we're not going to be pumped, like rolled out with audio of us saying come and shit and fuck like and us going just mouthing it like

as we go? That's the dream. I have tiny maniacs. That's dream. That's the dream. That's a performer's fucking goal. Do you know my mom went on a date with one of the four seasons. Oh, was it winter? No. It was in the summer. But, yeah, no, I think he just

wanted a banger sister. Yeah, I bet. Patty? No, no, no. Judy. Never meet Judy? No, she's unmeatable. Why would I need a shovel? No, no, no, she's alive, I think. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's one of those

family members, I can't stand. So Frankie Valley didn't want to fuck her Aunt Patty? I don't think she was there available. Aunt Patty listens. Aunt Patty listens. Aunt Patty did not bang one of the four seasons, as far as I know. Did you get one of the tops? No.

The four tops? Yeah, yeah. Aunt Patty, if you could email about, is there any other member within, even Southside Joe? What's his name? Southside Johnny. And he's very jukes. He's a little young. Oh.

He could probably go. You know what they say about the old of the berry, the sweet of the juice. Come on. Give it a shot, Southside Johnny. And Patty's there. She's still alive. She's in Tom's River. She's doing really well.

She is. And honestly, we love you, Ann Pett. I had a wonderful time seeing her recently. Aunt Petty also been sending a lot of memes about the poo-poo disease. I can't help you. Yes. I don't know anything about it. I can't help you.

I wish I could. She's so scared of everything. She should be. It's very scary out right now. It's very funny. Honestly, they're always scared when I go to New York. They tell me to be scared of L.A. But honestly, the scariest place I've been is Tom's River.

Absolutely, Eddie. It's like Howard Johnson and Tom's River. When I go to Florida, I am constantly challenged by other men. I've never been into a place. I've never been in another state where I've got almost more physical altercations with other adults than Florida. And every time they're like, uh, Los Angeles. And it's like, I speak to nobody. I'm fine.

I'm great in Los Angeles. My life is fantastic. Los Angeles. The most dangerous thing I see is a coyote. It's me. I'm the problem. Speaking of the problem, Ian Brennan, one of our writers, one of our

editors here, he is truly, we love Ian to fucking death, right? Yeah. And he is great. He's so good at throwing stuff in. He's he does a lot of the video editing for side stories and for the stream, all the kind of, all sorts stuff about the thing. He's incredible. All the fun little factoid

you see, that's what he puts in. just know that he's disgusting. So he gave us this, like, every once in a while, like, he'll throw, like, a fun idea into the side stories email. And so this one, he just tossed in, and he's like, this is something I've been obsessed with for a while. And I think that you guys should really cover. And so we ended up, Eddie and I are disgusted.

Horfied. That we ended up in the middle of following this thing. And I feel like we're even, we're putting it on Netflix and we shouldn't. Patrick and Sarah Getchel. Yes. Have this thing called. What's it called Daddy Daughter? It's like Daddy Daughter Dream Team.

Yeah, Daddy Daughter Dream Team. Yes, it's just a dad and his ladybug. You disgust me. And Eddie was like, I got obsessed with this and started getting into this for like two hours. I was like, there's no way that I would get into this. I'm all of a sudden now looking into it. At first glimpse, you're like, no. And then you just look at it for two more seconds.

You're like, oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Stop it. Oh, God, no. Okay. What's happening now? Oh, God, no. So just so you know, I saw a YouTube video about these two, and this is bad. I've never heard of them before. Essentially, Patrick and Sarah Getchell are father and daughter, and they don't

act like it. They have a sort of very, they have this kind of baity relationship where they, where the father, Patrick Getchel, seems to be sexually fixated on his daughter. And the daughter is dying. She looks like she's being kind of both starved and fed to death. Yes. You know what I mean? No, it's very unhealthy. The only thing she eats is like cheese is some McNuggets.

It's like waffle cones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like all she's eating is waffle cones. Filled with cheese. Yeah, yeah. And so these guys are, it gets rough over here. And so the wife gets involved. She can barely stand.

She's filming them. Again, there's definitely something wrong with all of them. There is no outright criminality here. The reason why we're even talking about it is because it is a Christian. style fucking dissent into watching people prostrate themselves on the internet just simply for the freak show amount of attention that they get in order to be paid money. I think the problem is, Henry and I's main problem is with this, is that they seem to be more popular than us.

You see, we are, I'm mad because they're getting a lot of engagement. And is this something we need to do? Do we need to daddy, daughter? Do I need to, Eddie and I need to pretend to be father and son? Do I need to start breastfeeding Harley? If Eddie breastfeeds Harley, can you pay attention to his TikTok? Okay, will that be enough? Is that enough for you?

These guys, I have to say, the reason why artists were crucial is because, our goal was to present to you entertainment that we make fashion through a commitment to our art through training, years of experience, so that you don't have to watch Patrick

and Shera Gretel almost kiss. Because you don't have to watch them do really weird IRL streams where the main father has a walk pad he keeps falling off and the daughter and the mother that look more and more like each other every

day start physically assaulting each other. There's got to be other stuff. Watch Bloodbath 77 on YouTube. Yeah. You know, we've worked so hard on YouTube on this show and we're making over there. HGX2. It's great show. We go check it out. Try so hard to edit it. Got a guy

from Adult Swim to edit it. No one's watching. I just needed to go watch that. Sarah Getchell. Listen, I love Patrick. I get it. We do too. I love to watch Sarah Getchel try on bathing suits in front of her father. I'm with you.

I love to watch the mother of the daughter film the two of them rolling around in the grass next to each other like their two nude children in an old German 16 millimeter film. Yes. I just need you to watch Bloodbath 77 as well. So if you're going to just, I just must have you. This is what I'm going to say. If you're watching Patrick Etchall, you must watch my, you must stop. You have to stop. and watch Bloodbath 77 on YouTube.com

slash LPNTV for an hour. And if you don't want to watch that, you can always watch HGX2. It's probably better show. Of course, it's just as good. It's just as good. I'm just saying you watch this, but I get it.

We went down the Reddit page. I was stuck inside the Reddit page, watching them all, try not to kiss each other. And the whole family's trying to fuck each other. They're all sleeping in the same room, and they all... She has her own room.

Wow. She graduated. No, she has her own room, which she was, pretending that she moved out and it was an apartment. And then she got a wish list for everybody. And then she started accepting gifts from everybody. And then when some people who were really into it put pieces together like, hey, that's

not an apartment. That's the same room. She was like, I actually lied. I didn't move out. And I took everyone's gifts. And I promised to give everyone a refund by February. Wow. Now that's the transparency we like to see here.

Did you see him make her take the, purity ring. The purity ring. Yeah, like it was a wedding ring. Yeah, I saw it, Eddie. Yeah, he bought her a giant diamond ring, which I don't know if it was fake. It was a big old... He got it from...

It's class. It's class. I was looking at cubic zirconium, you know, like recently. I was like, oh, I'll get Julie cubic circotium. We don't want a diamond, you know, because of like all the... It's just as expensive. Yeah, buddy. It's just expensive for a fake diamond.

I mean, it's... Yeah. Lab grown or whatever? Yeah, yes, it is. It is just... Why is it not cheaper? Because it's a diamond. And they don't want to, because if they became cheaper, it would destroy the entire market that was fake.

And that'd be bad for the economy. No. Okay. Well, back to these fuckers. Did you know they write books together? Oh, good. They can read. They write books together.

Oh, yeah. What do you think that he said rape books together? You literally think that he said they rape books together? Right. Okay. Oh, yeah. No, no. They can't read.

They can write, though. They wrote this. I don't know, is it? Yeah, they wrote a book called Firebound Harmony, Princess and Dragon Unite. Let me guess who's this. This is what her little... It's AI. It has to be AI.

There's no way they sat down and had the patience to write a book. This is from Sarah Getchel. Live the life you chose. Not the one everyone else expects. Since I was around 16, so many people have tried to tell me what I should be. They don't understand who I am or what my dreams are. The only ones in my life who have always supported me, my goals, or my family. especially my dad.

See, they're playing into it. Of course. They're playing into it now. And we are now. Yeah, now we're doing it. We have also joined in. I think that all of society has begun to fucking reward mediocrity. They don't even want talent anymore.

I mean, look at fighting. Look at what fighting has become. All the biggest fights are, the next biggest fights, Mani Pachial Floyd Matherweather. Yeah, that's a fight from 25 years ago. And then we watch Tyson, Jake Paul. I get it. We watch Connor McGregor break his leg in 15 seconds.

Yeah, because his bones are metal embaltso wood because all he doesn't do cocaine all day. We don't want to see who's best at things anymore. We want to see people fail more than we want to see people succeed. Because being the best of something, Eddie, would maybe reflect on you and then you would feel a sense of, like, inferiority. And then you would not be able to feel like a champion yourself. See, what's happened is... When are people going to start rooting for the loose? losing team. Like the team that never

wins. Like how it wins that going to be the new Super Bowl? They do the whole time, but they have to be, because then the losing team has to be get to be really good. Yeah, that's the problem. But I'm with you. I get it. No, it all sucks. But I for one say Patrick and Sarah Gatchell congratulations and we can't wait to send things in the mail.

Yeah. I think that you are, I think it's absolutely worth it. The other thing I've been paying very close attention to, which we're going to talk about next week is the Lindsay Clancy trial, talking about her killing her three kids and with electric with a exercise bands and slitting her wrists

slitting her throat jumping out of a window now she's paralyzed but they're coming out of it and they're trying to figure out this whole trial is about how culpable is she? Was she too mentally ill to know what she was doing or does the planning that she showed enough

to say that it was first degree murder? Well if they just leave her alone she'll just die right? Not necessarily. Yeah. No, this is a story about this whole, it's, we'll be covering this in total, but I've been transfixed by the trial. I haven't really learned anything about this yet. My whole life right now is watching this trial and watching Vietnam footage.

That is all I do all day long. See, I'm sticking to the Vietnam footage. Take out! Get out! Get out. All I do is, it's all I have in my head. 24-7. It's all I've been thinking about.

I ruined a guy's night on Saturday. Hell yeah, bro. I haven't done this in a while. I got straight up old-fashioned liquored up. And I talked Vietnam at a zoomer's face about an hour. See, that's actually your job. Yeah. That is like not only literally your job, but also like you need to do that to people.

They need to know. And you know when you can tell. They've had it too easy. They don't talk to their grandparents, these fucking zoomers. They don't. And I do think it's interesting. It's most of them, they're mostly in the White House or they were at January 6th. See, my problem with this guy was

is that he obviously was too socially awkward to talk to anybody else and he definitely was looking for ways out. Yeah, he was looking for ways out and I wasn't specifically I wasn't going to let him out. No, you were practicing for the show, as you should be. I just never turn it off.

No. I got him down. I got him down to be like, so where you stand now? Vietnam War never ended. Yeah. The Vietnam War never fucking ended, man. See, that's what happened. When you see us out and about, you can corner Henry and get that.

And then me, you just got to talk about P-Funk or, you know, lobster. Yeah, get him food. Yeah, shrimp. I get him food. Can we take the Terry Schiavo pictures off the monitor? I just look up and I just see her. Oh, now, Mr. McIntyre Schiavo. All right, we got.

All right, let's do this very funny. Sorry, no, you're funny. I just keep looking up and just seeing Terry Schiavo. And I'm just like, oh, wow. She alive? She back? Live from your grave. So this story, this made me laugh.

Honestly, this is what all news should be. This story really made me laugh. So this young man, Taekwuan Johnson, this is not the part that made me laugh. He shot up a bunch of people, right? He shot, he... He's facing arrest for felony assault and the firearm connection with a double shooting in Newport, July 19th. In Rhode Island, right? Yeah.

So we don't know. But the thing that's interesting is like, that's not that interesting. What's super interesting is that this young boy was actually just named literally last year. So before all this happened, Pope Leo, our new Chicago fucking thick style pope, I want to find out exactly how this works. Side Stories, L-P-O-T-L at gmail.com. Because I know every pope has to make lists of like miracles. Yeah, this is one that he thought that he saw. You have to apply.

I don't quite know. I'm surprised this miracle wasn't about hot dogs. You think it would be Joey Chestnut. Been like, you know, it's just amazing to see somebody with a bottomless gullet who's not always beaten his wife. How aggravating is that we have a Pope from Chicago and he's not fatter? This is what we've been talking about. He's not from Chicago. He must be from some other place in Illinois because he's actually from Chicago and he had the balls to be fucking Pope.

He should be 300 pounds. You know what his Italian beef is? Just him talking to the other guys in the Vatican about who the best pedophile is. No, no, no, it's got to be, Antonio. No, no, no. Piero, he makes him almost like it. You got the old father, Piero, he can make a baby almost like her with a tragedy that happened. What are you saying?

What are you saying? I ramp a baby so good. He ramp a baby so good. That's his Italian beat. Yeah, exactly. So because of this, I'd love to know how this process actually works. So retroactively, Tyquan Johnson, when he was born...

In 2007. He was born without a heartbeat. Yeah. And so these doctors, a series of doctors, they got together and they... I'm going to say this. He was a C-section, early baby. C-section, super... He was a preemie.

The doctors got together and invoked the Saint Salvador Valera para. Mm-hmm. Baby came back to life. They said that he was born for 65 minutes without a heart. heartbeat and then miraculously came alive when they started praying in the room. So they said they, it was on the blesses. Right? Yeah.

So they believed it was a miracle. They retroactively made it a miracle last year. The Vatican made it a miracle. So they said, they said, 2025. They declared that a miracle. They said, miracle baby. And they saved the baby just to go out and shoot a couple people in Rhode Island. That's right.

And I just think that that's extremely funny. Henry. Because what he got on me? You got a big old... Oh, you got spit lumps? Yeah, spit lumps. Yeah, we can cut it out. I was trying to do it so it would be an easy cut.

You got spit lumps. It's because I'm talking about the fucking Pope. Get angry. Yeah, so anyway, this miracle baby shot up a place. Apparently. So God went out of his way. To save this baby. So if we believe that God every day wakes up with a series of to do things on his desk, right?

Does the miracles with guns, like finger guns. Yeah, that's what I'm. That's how I do it. You're going to live. You're going to die. You're going to die. You got AIDS. You don't got AIDS.

You got AIDS. You don't got AIDS. Next. So you must have like, do you think that's how it works that he sits at his desk? Do you think he does correspondence first? You think he gets up and then he's like, okay, here's the prayers. Done. Okay.

You want a billion dollars. Do you want a trillion dollars? You got it. Oh, you want something? Oh, you want the family to get this miracle health care thing? Nah, that's stupid. Yeah. And so he just goes and he greets all his pedophiles. Yeah. High fives each one of them. Good work. Keeping all these kids in line. And so then

then what do you think God does? So then God just chooses randomly who he's going to pick to save or not save. Right? And then the idea of like, so he has no idea. God knows everything. Yeah, God knows everything. If God's real, he knows every single thing is going to happen. Past, present, future. There's those things as time. God could see out my eyes. You could see out your eyes. Can see out the dogs. God's looking out. my butt right now if he wants to he could turn my butthole into an eyeball he can look out of if he wants to do it god i bet you you to you're best he's right now because he's not saying anything nothing much because he's in my pants yeah right so move on i guess yeah guess that's what you'd be like oh try that board roulette yeah he's oh every day shat roulette yeah come on i know it's good it's good

it's really good so this so god then chose to tiquan and tiquan did come out and say um which i thought was really nice, straight up. You know, if God didn't want me in this world, he would let me die on that table, but he wanted to give me a second chance. He said this before he was arrested for the crime, obviously. That was when he was when the miracle was first announced. Yeah. They wouldn't ask him.

When he was a fresh miracle baby. And do you think that that then gives you the confidence to do crime? At 18 years old, man, you declared a miracle. Like, if you're declared a miracle at 18 years old, to me, if you're not like, because like, North, That's like what happened in Northwest. Yes. You start getting hand piercings.

You're going on a 13, you're 13 years old, going on a world tour that you have no music. I mean, you have to imagine. How can you, like, do you think that- It got canceled. The tour got canceled. Good. Yeah, I mean. She's a child.

Need to get canceled. But what is about the fucking, but what about this shit? Do you think it makes them go like, I'm untouchable? Yeah, of course. He's a miracle baby. He's going to be fucking working. worshiped in prison. Miracle babies.

Miracle babies also a really fun gang nickname. Oh my God. You very rarely. My boy, Miracle Baby. Have you been Miracle Baby? He has a little fucking, yeah, it says Miracle baby

arrested at shooting and it's just a picture of him as a baby. It's not like the baby fucking dead it. That's the coppy de capo of babies. That's the coppers of a bus babies. No one got, no one

reports higher to the copp de cop with a baby. It was a miracle bullet Because it was double shooting one bullet This is my miracle Yo That's incredible You didn't Pope Leo can do it again Yeah

And you said this is my Yo This is my homie Miracle baby And it's a little preemie on oxygen Machine And my dope ass homie Right

Take a look You kiss him You kiss my miracle baby All right That's my miracle baby You give him a little kiss He covered a slime From his mother

What if it comes out That the people he shot Were pedophiles Great Then is he the miracle baby like a right end of God? Is he an archangel now? No. Actually, no. You know why?

Because if he was indeed, if he had the miraculous powers of Jesus Christ, I do believe he should be able to cure them. Oh. And be like, you didn't know pedophiles. You like big tits now. Because damn, you like big tits. Imagine how great that would be. Dude. That's what a genie should do, dude.

Bam, you like big tits. I want every pedophile to love huge naturals. My first wish? First wish. Robin Williams. What an amazing first wish. I feel like that has to be everyone's first wish from now on. He's really like, no, what, whoa.

That's a good wish. Wait a second. Even me? I mean, guys I know. I don't think Robin Williams' genie was a pedophile. No, unfortunately. Because he would have wished it out. We couldn't wish for his own self.

It was still a slave. He was a slave. Yeah. I know. All right. You knew your favorite story, Eddie. I mean, I got lots of favorite stories, but my absolute favorite story comes from Florida. It's in Hollywood, Florida, which is very nice.

There's a steakhouse there. Oh, man, oh, man. It's called Class Suarez Steakhouse. Ooh, okay. It's on one-to-one North 20th Avenue in Hollywood, Florida, if anyone wants to go. And once a month, they are starting complete nude dining. Wait a second. All right, we talked about this before the show, but I just realized this.

So it's just once a month? It's just once a month that you have to buy tickets to it. It's a special event and it holds 20 people. Right before this. $250 for men, $150 for women, $300 for couples. That's disgusting, first of all. Like, that is like such... Like, the idea of charging more for men and the women is just, like, classless.

I mean, I think... I think it's okay. Well, it should be no single-unaccompanied men. I mean, well... Only couples and single women. Or you make that extra 100 and let them come. But they're always the ones are going to be the problem. You don't think they're not going to be the fucking problem?

Of course they're going to be the problem. Well, that's why they've charged an extra hundred. So the guy that we went, so we watch the chef... Now, if you're a gay male couple, is it still 300? No, I charge them less. Charge them less. Yeah, that's more fun.

Well, here it is $250 for a man, $150 for a woman, $300 for couples. If you are a gay male couple, is it $500 or $300? No, it's a couple. So basically, if you're too pervert, you're like, yeah, we're gay together. Yes.

There you go, guys. I just saved you $200. Congrats. I just saved you $200. Debt for free. You know what I also love about this place? So, number one, we watched the interview with the chef, who the only way to really describe is a

hornier Patrice O'Neill. What he looks like. He's got a fedora and he's actively drinking on the job when they interview him. It is in the morning. He is visibly intoxicated. The horrific maga-coded reporter talking to him

looks like Bruce McCullough from kids in the hall doing a character. It is amazing. He's lit up because he kept being like, because also what I love is it. So it's a Hollywood Florida newscast that we're watching. us on. And the first thing the reporter asks is all naked people. So don't tell me, is it going to be any hanky-pinky going on? Absolutely not. And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, he definitely

starts doing spiritual. No, no, no, no, no. Because he is a, he's visibly intoxicated. A small restaurant. It's a very small restaurant. It is two tables with a gigantic flat screen, which again, that is not the class that's not a small restaurant. classy atmosphere. It's a gigantic flat screen, which I think is... That is objectively funny. It's very Florida. They say it's a five-star experience. Because two of those

stars are balls. It's like a house. It's just like a living room. It's got carpet. But now that all this is set and done, even just saying this, I thought this was a permanently nude restaurant. No. So you mean to tell me this furniture. It's a special event. So every other day.

So I come the next day. You got a fresh, soaked, you imagine they give it a wipe. It's like gym equipment. You got to give it a once-over. That's fucking, no, no, absolutely not. Absolutely not. It's legal because the staff is clothed. But he also says that once you walk through the door,

almost likely be nude, no clothes on. No, he said, but then he specifically said, Chef Barad Ali, specifically said, because the reporter said, asked him, are you naked? And he said, no, never. Yeah. So I guess if it's his day off, he could be naked. No! If he chooses not to be working that day.

This is my issue. The cooks have closed. The waiters have closed. The host is closed. No, the cook should have clothes. Because the cook has clothes. He just said no. But he, I, you know, it's, it goes back and forth. You say he's flirting. He's flirting with it. I think sometimes he acts as Mater D. that is fucking

do not go to this place no this place is legitimately going to be so thoroughly investigated class sworee steakhouse but why is the class an acronym I don't know what does class stand for I don't know let's find the website

why is it an acronym I just I'm not sitting in the same chair you were I refuse to fucking no it doesn't it's just a picture buddy I'm not sitting in the same chair as a fucking 300-pound man that you know how many you know if it's going to be

all dudes. That shrimp cocktail looks awful. Oh, of course. The last thing I want is naked shrimp cocktail. Yeah. I have to be the only one naked. Is it full chicken? That's gross. That's weird.

This is all gross. It's like rotissory chicken. If we're going to do, I honestly You know, my opinion is opinion. If you're having nude food, sushi. Yeah, sushi is definitely more. No dessert.

Like sexy desserts. There's a place in Key West with sexy desserts. And you're not naked, but it's a sexy dessert place. I went with Julie. It was very cute. It was sexy. But were there naked people in there? No.

That's different. There were naked people at the rooftop Garden of Eden bar. That's different. That's different. They kind of said one of this. Part of this is it's sex. So that's the adult only bar you went to. It's called Better Than Sex.

Yes. So that's fine. Yeah, that's exactly the place. So my question, so it is food, it is clothing optional? Where, better than sex? Yeah. No, better than sex, it's just sexy food. I just want my food and my nudity to be separate.

Maybe that makes me a prude. Yeah. Maybe I'm a prude. I just want my, I want those two experiences to be separate experiences. No, absolutely. No, they should be. But not a class. What does it stand for?

I can't find out. And if it's not sexual, then what is it? I know this idea. I'm constantly battering this idea back and forth in my head. Because on one hand, I'm trying to understand the body is not inherently sexual. I'm trying to hear that from people. But then this doesn't exist if that's how people feel. But no, there's some people that view it as like a freedom, quote unquote freedom thing.

But you're not really free because you've still got to pay to be inside the establishment to take your clothes off to eat rotissory chicken together. and you could do that for free in your house. What does the health department think about that? The health department doesn't care. It's a private event. That seems. It's a private event. Fishing.

If everybody... It smells fishy. I feel like if anybody had an issue with it, I mean, they're going to have an issue with it. At some point. This is going to be over... Oh, at some point, something's going to happen. Something bad is going to happen. There's no way this lasts forever.

I am just going to say, and I don't know the man, but I just feel like a lot of the issues are going to come back to the chef. You know, I have a feeling from seeing his interview with the reporter that a lot of the issues are going to come back to the chef and he is going, there is going to be because he said emphatically to the reporter, he does not get naked. And the fact that he seems to intimate, he sometimes I get naked might, might affect some people. Make people feel comfortable. I feel like some, no, I don't think it is. It wouldn't make me feel comfortable. are spending $300 a couple to go here.

You know, oh, the Instagram page is down. Yes, of course it is. It's not going to stay open. Go someplace else. If you want to spend $300 on an evening, there's so many places you could do it and then you can go home and be naked. You could just then be naked all day long.

Man, $300 goes a long way at Flanagan's. I'll tell you that much. Oh, my God. You could fucking pay for the whole coven in Flanagan's. What are you talking about it? I mean, I just did fucking grocery shopping the other day, and I felt like I was buying fancy

clothes. Maybe just buy food and cook your expensive ass food at home, completely naked. Now, where on the website, do they tell us what the acronym means? No, it doesn't, they are not, there's no an acronym here. It is got dots in it. No, but I think they just

did that for fun. Yeah. That's another thing they're lying you about. If they've got an acronym in there, you know, then there's an acronym. You got it, then there's an acronym. At some point, there has to be in a About Us page. You can just make up acronyms. I'm looking. I've been looking too.

Yeah, yeah. They have like a Meet the Chef page. Oh, this is women with his fucking ticking balls out? Meet the chef and his testicles. Look at this little hat. This little chef's hat. I put him a penis. That's a condom.

Yep. And so I don't get the pork chops pregnant. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Oh, he does private parties too. Yeah, he better. It must be a majority of private parties. Live from your blade.

Here's another fun story. Man allegedly killed, Bother, poured cat litter on her head, set her on fire. What are you going to do? All right, so this guy, he got mad. He got mad at his mom. He had tried to kill her before and he stabbed her into the neck a bunch of times and she died. And then after she died, he poured a bunch of cat litter on her head.

in her ears in her mouth, in her eyes, and dumped the rest on her head. He made sure he shoved it in there real good. He packed it up in there. And then he took a little fire, and he lit a fire right in her crotch. And then he left. Didn't take.

No, it didn't take. No, you know. But he did start a fire between her legs. Do you think he packed her up? Oh, like Gary Busey and was it Black Sheep? Yes. Start a fire in her grandmother's panties. I, um, just like that, right?

And so I, uh, I don't quite know why he buried her head in the cat litter. I imagine it was an argument that they had. I'm going to go ahead and just say that they had a volatile relationship. Do you think that he was like... They don't say what happened to the cat. You ever have that thing with fish when they do the salt bake? I love it.

When they cover it like a hard pack of salt. Oh my God, it's so good. Have you ever done it? Yeah. It's so good. That's what he's doing. The ladies he was trying to do. You think he was going to cook her head.

Cat litter. And that beautiful. Yeah, and that like, and then you crack it. And you're like, oh, all the lemons are in it. That's right. There's all these lemons, all these delicious lemons. It's cooked perfectly. You've got the capers in it.

I could see what he's doing. I think he might have been misdirected. It's a Wapaka. Wapaka County. What? Wapaka? How do you say that? Wapaka.

Wapaka. Wapaka. Yeah, Wapaka. Wapaka. Yeah, Wapaka. Yeah, Wapaka County Sheriff's, office. He is looking upset. Yeah, no. He's in a lot of trouble.

They say there's no clear motive. I will say looking at his eyes, I believe that there might be no clear motive. He is not giving the gaze of a man with long view. No, yeah, no, this is, yeah, there is, yeah, exactly. He's living in the moment. He's living

in the moment. He saw the cat litter. He's like, you know what? You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to cover mom's head in this. And now I get to. He's already facing attempted murder charges stem from a violent incident that involved his mother in February.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they looked at the footage. They said they found him, and he was, he spent, he was a few hours later, he was sitting on a bench near an elementary school, which is great, he was trying to Billy Madison himself, he was just trying to get a little education, and then we finally got him, and they arrested him, he did a bit of it of resisting, and then

they put him in leg shackles, and they said the only thing he had on him was two lighters and a Bible, which is the only thing I travel with when I go abroad, because that's all I need, man. I just need to be able to keep predators away in the night. So apparently, after he did the crime, he left

and then he tried to come back later to, like, discover the body. Yeah. Oh, whoa! And he was like, he came in, like, whistling with a Bible in his hands. No! Yeah, yeah. Like, thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt honor thy mother and father.

That's a great idea, Bible. I can't believe I didn't read this before, Mom. What happened with the cats? litter. Oh my god, my mom's trying to commit suicide by cat litter. I told you to leave the litter in the box. I was going to clean it.

I wonder if she thought that would make her head stop smelling bad. Oh, we're getting all the moisture out of her fucking facial meat. Yeah. Well, I mean, now there are two cats that need to be adopted. So you want to check up the

Wapaka local cat rescue? because obviously there is a cat that now needs a home because his mother was made into a poo-poo. It's got to be the hardest thing. And these are the lessons of the hardest lessons to learn. There is a similar thing happened. Just slightly just flip it all around upside down. In Northwest Indiana, a woman allegedly cut out her father's heart after stabbing him.

Ooh, interesting. That's actually quite difficult. I was just... That's what I was thinking. She was 32, so she's got some strength to her. She's young. I was, one of the Vietnam vets I was listening to was talking about how when he was faced with a man, a VC man, and they both had, his gun was empty. And the VC man lifted up his rifle to fire at him, and it jammed.

And so then he grabbed his bayonet to run and push him down, right, in order to stab him to death. And he said the hardest part, and the most shocking part is that when he first stabbed him with the bayonet, it bounced off his sternum. Yeah. And he was so frightened by what had happened and he almost like died right there because he was like, oh my God, these, they're invincible. Yeah, but that's just going to happen. You got to cut the right. You just caught the wrong spot. He was in the throes of war.

Yeah. And he was killing a man with his bare hands. Sounds like he wasn't strong enough to get the job. It sounds like he was an 18 year old that shouldn't have been in the fucking jungle. So, but this lady was 32. and she cut out her father's heart. And that shows that I do believe that women should serve in the military. That's right.

Because I think that that's like, you know, I'm pushing against Pete Heggseth because that's the kind of woman that really showed that if she wants to kill, cut out somebody's heart, then she goes ahead and does it. Yoss Queen. She watched it on YouTube herself. She don't need a man. You know, I know you're not supposed to blame the victims here, but in both of these cases, I'm like, what are these parents do?

Well, it's just, I don't feel the elderly mother. I feel not as I feel bad for. Of course. I feel bad for everybody, for sure. I feel bad for the people who did the crimes, to be honest with you, if you really want to get into it. But like, at the same time, this is horrible. Yeah, I think that it is, uh, people are messed up. They're definitely messed up.

People are messed up. People get upset. And I think that they don't know what to do with it. And I think that they're afraid they're not going to get their homes because boomers are spending all the money. Yeah. She didn't say that she killed her father. Um, but then she went to the hospital anyway because her hands were

all cut up. And she said that she had, her hands got cut up because she were from a weed wacker or a small saw. That's hard. Yeah, she didn't remember if it was a weed wacker or a small saw. Yeah, you'd know. Cut the hands up. You'd know. So I imagine

she used a small saw to cut her father's heart out. It does sound like that. And then they found him with the heart sitting on top of his stomach. So she like cut it out and then put it on top of him and left. Well, yeah, it sounds like, by then you're just tired. That's my thing. She's just like, oh, why? Why'd I do this?

You know, like, you know how many times you do something so hard and you work so hard at something? And then you're like, and what's for this? It's like getting an embroidery. Yeah. No one's good to see this. Three knives are recovered inside the house with blood on them. Oh, good.

At least they know where they are. Yeah. Well, you know, it's hard to be a parent. That's why I don't have kids. I'm not going to let them fucking kill me when I'm 85 years old. Yeah, exactly. Once you still live with you at 32, it could be any day they go. That's just an adult now.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's a border. It's not even a child anymore. You have to think about that. Oh, the coroner says it was a homicide. Oh, crazy. I was waiting for that to come back.

I needed to know that before back. So we can actually now talk about what we actually, I'm sorry before up to this point. We were just conjecturing. So this is another great story, Eddie, that you brought my way. And I want to know who did it. Oh, yeah. This is more important than any of the other stories we've covered so far today. Makes me want to go to Columbia.

Actually, it doesn't for me. It makes me want to stay far away from it. excited. So this is by far the most important story of the week. And we you know, a lot of opinions are going to come out about this story. So even before we

get into it, I just want you to know we try as much as we can hear at Last Podcast Network to have an informed look forward. Right? And when we talk about subjects, our goal is to be informed. Yeah, of course, a bit. People

might even say we're flippant. We're like we're funny, we're lighthearted. Blue. A little blue. Brown. I mean? But when it comes down to it, this is truly, these are kind of stories that brings all together.

So what happened was a bunch of people in Columbia were going to see the new Spider-Man movie. It looks great. It's good. I saw it. It was good. It was good. I loved it.

I'm very excited to see it. But I'm not excited to see it in Columbia because apparently there was one guy in the theater who farted so bad they had to cancel the screening. Now, I don't know whether or not this has something to do with America. forces. I don't know if this is some form of, you know what I was thinking, why aren't we Havana syndroming

Mitch McConnell? Oh, just to kill him. Just see what happens? Yeah, just zap them. This is happen with the Havana. This is the perfect time to do it. But I feel like this could either be, this is some kind of psychological attack by our forces in Colombia in order to, I guess,

destabilize the international Spider-Man market, or their guts are as rotten as all fuck, and it's that Spider-Man, the guy in the Spider-Man costume. Apparently, there was 200 people in the audience, and the whole place had to leave and officially cancel the movie. There is just no way. There's no way, right?

But they were saying it could have been, someone's like, it has to be stink bomb. But some guy was farting. And like, everyone's... You can't just fart that. I've been around your farts. I've been around the farts of the elderly. I've had a couple that would have caused a stir.

I don't know about this. Do you have ever been leaving? I mean, a couple people. People next to you leave, but the whole cinema. I just feel like that has to be a weaponized gas attack. That's to be some kind of stink bomb. In my mind, I don't know if just one fart can wipe it all out like that. You have to like shit or something.

Unless you fully, I think about your pants, maybe. Maybe it's a Spider-Man. 98% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. That 2%? Columbia. Yeah, Columbia. They were not happy. They were like, no.

As far as I know And Spider-Man, he's man like fart Nobody like a Spider-Man in Colombia Because the way Buelles are losing His bowels are losing Your post is hilarious For throwing this in at the end

Past most movie critic says Johnny Oleg Ksinski He dubbed the movie totally similar to the Toby McGuire franchise of the 2000s Which he called not only the gold standard of Spider-Man movies But Marvel films as well the article about Shitting

just so you know we still like Marvel movies There was a man We love Spider-Man in the movie theater That's who I'm blaming Yeah I'm blaming the guy in the full Spider-Man costume Because most guys in full

I mean if there's a guy in a green goblin costume Oh it is Oh you fucking bet your fucking bottom dollar But I also think that Let's just be honest here We all know professional Cosplayers Do you know that these costumes

Get really fucking smelly Yeah And they don't necessarily always have a zipper. And they also probably don't have the best diets. Especially that Spider-Man we're looking at is pretty fucking yoked. He's probably in quite a bit of protein. Oh, that guy, he's, I mean, he's chubby too.

Yeah, he's fat-jacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, that's my dream body. Oh, yeah, no, I want to be so. Oh, God, I love fat-jacked people. Fat-Jacked is my goal. But he could also then, but that also, the road to fat-jacked

is a lot, is lined with many, many, many, horrendous farts. Yeah, yeah. Lots of chicheron. No, you wanted to stay to the pernil. If I was him, I would stick to the pernil. Get away from the skins. I think that's really affecting you.

Are you ready for some listener, you know? Oh, do we have a sting? I can play you guys a new one, or do you want the classic reggae? I think you guys like the classic reggae. Yeah, I want to do it. Let's do one more week with the reggae. Let's do one more week because it was really good. It deserves another one.

Here it is. From our buddy George. Yeah, this one goes out to Tutsi, rest in peace. Side stories. Am I get scary? Really good. This just in. This is pretty great.

Yeah, it's nice. What happened? You got handed a note for the first time ever. We did here. Now, my family had been part of the Mormon church since before the church was officially organized. One of my pioneer ancestors was a polygamist and was absolutely awful. His wives included nine women, including two sisters and a mother and daughter. By the time the bastard died, all but one of his wives had left him.

Anyways. I'm with the kids these days call a homosexual. Cool. I left the church in 2015, and it's the best decision I've ever made. Even cooler. I'm still deprogramming from all the nonsense they filled my brain with from birth. One thing I've never been able to do is get rid of my temple clothes, even though I haven't been in a temple since 2012. Your interview with Alyssa Grenfell gave me the idea that you guys might appreciate them.

They'll do more good with you guys and sitting in a box in my closet. Plus, it'll help me get them out of my life and close one more part of my Mormon trauma. Thanks again for the great entertainment and Hail Satan. And he gave us a whole bunch of really gritted. Those are Mormon little underwear shoes. He sits a bunch of Mormon. We have so much more. Well, they're clean.

But these are the good ones. Yeah, but these are the fancy ones. But he wore them. What sizes is he? I think he's a big boy. Yeah? I haven't actually tried them on or opened them up. Yeah, try them on later.

Try them on, Rob. Yeah, these are for you. This is great for you, this is great. This is great. But thank you and congrats. Good work and getting out of there. Stay gay. Stay gay, my friend.

Yes, absolutely. You're lucky. You're one of the blessed ones. Enjoy being gay. How fun is that? Do you see the woman, was a woman bride was arrested for setting the church on fire because she was getting forced married

into a Mormon church? Y'athbatch. I'm so happy for her. Yes. First of all, one big update. We actually did get an update. Oh, let's hear it. Fat people have more blood.

They do. We found that out in the moment, though. Yes, we did. But also, I then looked at it. Then someone said an email officially saying that fat people have more blood. We kind of thought, yeah, sure. I just thought it was part of the struggle of being obese is that we had the same amount of blood as everybody else.

But no, as a matter of fact, we have more blood. We have more blood. That's so funny, though. Yeah. That you think that being fat, you have to struggle by you only get this much blood. I was supposed to know. I'm a fucking know. I'm a blood expert.

I think we need a full fat farm vampire movie now. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. I am ready for that. Here we go. This comes from the, someone was inspired by my Bretherian episode. Oh, it was good. Thank you.

I really enjoyed it, actually. I'll just get right into it. The 2010s. Instagram was new and highly unregulated. It wasn't uncommon to add random. people based on a shared interest or hashtag, and you would only get content on your feed from users you follow. We remember the 2010s.

We're very old. One day I got a message from this Australian guy, probably early 20s. Both had tattoos from the same video game, and we started a habit of messaging each other, and every time we got a new piece, chatting about other things, it was never super deep. By no means we weren't close friends, but he treated his social media like a diary, so I witnessed a lot. He was really in a Norwegian blackmail. and he posted a lot of really dark stuff.

I'm talking pictures of fresh self-inflicted wounds all over his body, captions about how worthless he was, lots of blood, and obsession with death. At first, I'd reach out and ask if he was okay, but he always minimized it and laughed it off. So it was like, okay, maybe he just does it for the mayhem aesthetic. Eventually, he'd escalated to video clips of him cutting himself. Then he stopped posting for a while.

After a while, he was back, but he was buff. All its content turned into weightlifting and PMA moments, motivational shit. He started getting into the paleo diet and eventually turned into the all meat diet, which then turned into all raw meat. His page was now all super graphic slabs of dripping red meat, him chewing meat, talking shit on vegetables, and of course, lifting weights multiple times per day. He disappeared again. Came back a few months later as a fruitarian. Oh God. This is where things get scary. He started losing a ton of weight super fast. The PMA and Aphemer started getting more spiritual, less cohesive.

I think at this point he had moved on to some kind of communal living situation in the jungle. It was all breathwork and energy and manic-looking hippies. Sloppy picks of fruit all over the place, trying to sell courses and recruit people. By a couple months in, he looked like a guy who'd been lost at sea. You could see bones that I didn't even know humans had. You could look into his eyes and see his body shutting down. I had to stop following him after he posted himself in the hospital twice and then pivoted to talking about how we can all get our nutrition from the sun. I've never heard him call up witharianism, but listening to the episode, there were so many similarities, and I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he was getting into.

I don't know if he lived or died, but he was not in a good place the last I saw. I wanted to share this because I think diet culture slash clean eating is probably the most deadly cult of all time. He could probably be expressed, there's an express pipeline to eating disorders and much more insidious. belief systems. I do believe it. Part of what happens with an eating disorder, which I got slid into one accidentally once, this is head of talking, is that I remember being so proud to tell Natalie when I was at the height of my weight loss journey how like, look, all I need to eat is this two hard boiled eggs and an orange. And she's like, that's an eating disorder. And I remember being like, I'm a dude. I'm a fat dude. Dudes don't get eating disorders. Literally thought that.

Yeah. It's not true. Because a part of it is a mastery of it. of your body. You're being told you can master your body and that if you don't master your body, you're failing. I've done two juice cleanses. That's completely normal. I don't know if it is. It is. Yeah, cleanses are completely normal. It is fasting is normal. It is extremely normal.

It is just an entire deeply restrictive lifestyle is not. Were you putting salt and pepper on the eggs? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Now eat, we'll talk about this. We have an onk episode coming up and we're going to talk about it. God, I can't wait. You better be careful because It might be the entire show from no one.

We're going to fucking train you people on how to be proper on. And it's time for you. When you're going to get it, you're going to get it. So orthorexia, which is what I expected my friend was dealing with. It's an eating disorder that manifests is an obsession with being healthy. People with this tend to set really extreme boundaries about what, when, how they eat, restricting certain ingredients or food groups, exercising to the point of injury. Food anxiety rules their entire life.

Relationships crumble because they can't make any compromises. And usually they wind up injured or malnourished. And our culture praises them for their dedication and willpower. It's heartbreaking to witness. Because there's a distinct difference between eating healthy and a highly restrictive, like, diet. I did like a highly restrictive diet, like for me anyway. Like it was probably normal. It's normal for a lot of people.

But you had to, right? Because I was doing it for an episode of Briderside. Yeah. You know, and I just was trying out different diets over the course of a month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we did the juice cleanse. But I remember the hardest one for me. was vegan.

Yes. And it was so difficult for me. And then I remember one time ordering food and I didn't know because I was getting Greek food and I thought I was ordering hummus, but I ordered something with beef in it. And it came to me and I had an emotional breakdown. It was like one of the, because I was so hungry. Oh, yeah. And I just wanted to eat so bad.

But I was doing everything I could to stay on this diet. And I literally just, I had a breakdown. I get it. And it was like one of those things where it's like, yeah, man. It's like all these people. they're hungry. Yes. And they're,

they're hungry. They're hungry. Yes. When you're very hungry, you get emotional. And you get very, and you're very easily manipulated too. Yes.

Because you're desperate for food. Because you're dying. This is very interesting. It's hard because as a person now, like I'm trying to get from some form of fitness back in my life. It's extremely difficult to figure out what exactly to do. And to have the resources to do. I have the resources to do it.

But it's, everybody tells you something. different. And you have to do every single thing is about what works for you personally. There is no giant general tip that works for every single human being. Everybody is different.

Everyone is different. Every drug affects everybody differently. But the one thing that is not different is that each one of us needs to eat and drink water. Yes. And nobody what anybody says to you, you have to do just those two things. No matter. Even if it's just

crackers. Even if it's just crackers. You got to eat something, and you have to drink water, at least. Which is hilarious. It's just crazy to me still, to this day. And you shouldn't have a blog where you pretend to fuck your daughter either. Not any, you know, not in this, unless you want to make a lot of money. And you can live every day wanting to pretend to make love to your daughter on camera because you know you're laughing your way to the bank.

And then you can love your wife differently. No one else you shouldn't do. You shouldn't stab your mother in the neck and fill all of her head holes with cat litter instead of fire in her crotch. Unless, of course, you want to make it to side stories, which is how you get a one-way ticket all the way to the front page of side stores. Oh, thank you, young man. So you go to patreon.com slash bygast 11 order to listen to us ad-free. You can also watch movie stories over there as well. It's Ed and I breaking down a bunch of different movies.

Go look at our fucking show over there. It's on the Patreon. We're also on Netflix. You can see us there. You already have it. Go look on it. Yes, how you doing? Also, you want to see us in real life on August 16th.

Henry and I and my buddy Disney Dan are going to be doing a show called Dead Men Tell Some Tales Over a Dynasty Typewriter. If you're not in L.A., we're going to be live streaming it so you can check it all there. Get tickets at edytunes.com. I got all kinds of show coming up. 9-11 in D.C. Can't wait. That's the best day to be there.

912 D.C. Second best day to be there. Going to have a lot of fun. And I got September 27th. See, I still feel like the second best day to be there is President's Day. You're right. Third best day. Third best day.

September 27th, Milwaukee Laughing Tap, that's going to be with Logan Metz. October 4th, Denver, Colorado with the Comedy Works. And October 25th, Cobbs Comedy Club with Billy Wayne Davis, co-headlining the day after we. do Redway again. Can't wait? Oh my god. Yeah. So go. You want to see side stories right now? Technically the only book. The only show we have on the books is side stories live at the Mateel Center. But we will have a big, we'll have a bunch of shit come out soon. Yeah, we got a bunch of shows coming up. New dates are coming out. And then the crime wave still happening, baby. CrimeW

at sea, baby. Yeah, baby, baby, baby, go, go crime wave and see. Those tickets are still available. Also, tickets are available for Midsummer Scream. As this weekend. MidsummerSream.org. Come and see. our last panel on the left Sunday August 9th we are also we can't we don't know the exact time buy tickets for Sunday we're there all day and then we're selling in all weekend we're hanging out all weekend I'm gonna be there every day come and see our fucking ass

it's too much fun down there I think it's the coolest fucking place I had such a good time last time oh and you know what the good soundtrack is gods and leather go and listen gods and leather from Mass for Trash the end ofmatic band explain a little bit what it is because I played it at the end of the episode last week and people were they didn't

know what it was. So explain a little bit so that people can support. Master Trash is a band consisting of me, Ash Gordon, and Marcus Parks. We have put, and Isaac Hansen, who produced this whole album. We are, uh, this is our first dance single off of the, our Fright Jansson's revolting repository of ghastly sounds volume one and two. It is available anywhere. Songs are available to be played. Go on Spotify and any other one of those. But just the song, Not the whole. Just the song because there is going to be re-release of the entire vinyl. But those dates will also be coming shortly as well.

All right. So yeah. You go check it out. We wrote this song. You fucking enjoy it. Marcus and Ash sing on it. And I just, I wrote the majority of the lyrics. Whoa.

Oh, look at you bragging pants. That's me. I'm like Scott Weiland. That's me. Except very much a lot. Yeah, I'm Scott Weilin. Hail's Aiden. Hail to say up.

Oh, my boys. I am sitting by a rogue that somebody gave me on a birthday deathbed. I am spelled like a roll that somebody gave me down the dead and protest.