Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Olaf Assailant

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a man sexually assaults a stuffed animal at Target, Panda Express's brutal promotion process, a mom makes disturbing deep fakes to thwart her daughter's rivals, and MUCH MORE.Smoking Gun: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/olaf-psych-eval-376215Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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extremely scary, specifically given the scene from Hereditary. Jerry barks in the upper right-hand corner. I don't know what it is at, but he only does it at certain times, and it is extremely scary if I'm on 25 milligrams of edibles. Of course. Extremely scary. I wonder why it's the one corner. Wendy does the same thing. It's always in the middle of the night she had. There's one little section she starts freaking out. It's like by the back door, and I have this like, it's a long-gated fantasy that we are all like, you know, we think Wendy's crazy, like, oh, Wendy, why are you barking? Why are you barking? Crazy dog.

Cuts too. Every single time she's barking, there is like a heaving seven-foot-tall maniac just waiting for me and Natalie to be vulnerable. Yeah, just licking a butter knife. Yeah, now you're the toast. We're gonna do it slow. Hey, what's up, everyone? Welcome to Side Stories. I am Ben, hanging out with Henry. Yeah. Pets, huh? Aren't they weird? And isn't it creepy how they can stare at nothing for hours and bark, but you're right, Henry, I do believe the Puffin and Jerry C stuff, especially Puffin. I don't know. I was watching this. Who doesn't really bark? He'll make more of a noise of like, come here, though. Come play. He wants to play with the ghost. I was

watching this little documentary that someone had sent me and it was about living with children with severe psychosis and it was talking in, you know, it was a very nice, positive documentary about how, you know, they're just kids, they're just kids, but the kid who wouldn't leave his Joker makeup, so he had his Joker makeup on and they were trying to describe about how when they used to start reading him books, how they knew that he was exhibiting very intense symptoms of what would be uncontrolled schizophrenia, that he would start to see the pictures on his wall like wave at him and shit, and yet people and events

that he used to talk to and like it does kind of sound cool, but like photo realistically, that's fucking frightening. You just see all the things on like, Hi, Henry, hi. Don't kill at school today. Don't kill. That's very nice that the clown said don't kill. I mean, I guess he doesn't want me to get in trouble because then he'll be lonely. Absolutely. The idea of dealing with your child, saying that they're seeing all of this shit, like just floating around, that's not, that's what Jerry's doing. Little Miss Sunshine set in hell. I love it. Those kids are fun if you do have one of those children. Oh, God bless you. Tiptoe. I always say

Tiptoe. Yeah, oh yes. Tiptoe around them. You never know. I watched an entire documentary on YouTube. Have you heard of it? Oh, that's the tube. That's for you. You are the tube. I watched a show on parents talking about having a psychotic son who wants to kill them. Oh yes, I remember that doc too. He's really scary. Oh yeah, man. Be careful what you're doing. I don't know if it's something. It's why we are getting chihuahuas. Those are perfect. Yes, because they do want to kill you and you know that they're openly hostile to you, but also at the same time, if they try anything, you can snap their spines if you need to. You could if you needed to

unless there's a massive gang of chihuahuas as we know from Detroit, they will kill you. They will suffocate you and they will eat your entire family. They will. You starting with your testicles going up to your eyes, but nonetheless, it's still more comforting knowing that I will get eaten by a group of chihuahuas than just one of my own offspring slicing my throat as I sleep at night. I mean, I don't want it to happen. I don't want it to happen either. It's very, you are vulnerable as a parent, but you are like, I always say the parent is the child's first victim. It's the closest one. Of course, speaking of

parents or children who have killed said parents, did you see one of the Menendez brothers just gave an interview? He's all bald now. Oh, yeah, I saw he's bald. I mean, that's what happens. You know what? Not a lot of wrinkles. I think he's doing fine. He might be getting Botox in jail. He really might be. So the Menendez kid, one of them, I forget which one of those douchebags was talking, but he's all bald now. So you can make fun of him for that. What a dork. Honestly, being bald is actually a sign of high testosterone. Testosterone. He's actually very manly. Yep, that's what they said. Well, let's go on to a tale. Speaking of high testosterone,

Henry. Oh, yeah? I know you're full of it. I mean, look at my body. Technically, I might be like too full of it. You might be. It's like one of those Play-Doh things that you stick all the Play-Doh in and then you squeeze it and then all of the hair comes out of its head that's Play-Doh. But for you, it's just nothing but testosterone. And it is hair. I am covered in hair. And hair. Well, this man was walking through a target, I believe. And he was so horny because he's so masculine. But you know what it is? He also, he just loves Josh Gad. He loves Josh Gad. Yeah, he was so horny that he had to have sex with a series of plushed animals,

specifically the snowman played by Josh Gad. I don't even know what movie that is Frozen or something. He's frozen, Dave. He went to town. He had sex with the snowman from the show Frozen, AKA the stuffed animal that was on the target shelf. He has now been, he's getting a psych exam. Oh, here we go. Because apparently, it's not super normal to have sex with all the toys you find to target. Oh, Kissel, did you watch the fucking footage of it? I'm watching the video now. You can find this on the smoking gun. This comes from the snow, this comes from the smoking gun. Psychoval for a cute stuffed doll assailant. Oh yeah, he's having sex with the doll.

Psychoval for a cute stuffed doll assailant. Yeah, he is, the only way to describe it is going to town on the doll. Oh, you just see it bobbing up and down like it's little Becky Sue in the back of a convertible in 1956 and then he pulls it out and then he pulls up his pants. I think he licked his own comb. Yeah, he licked his own comb off his hands and he lifted up and now he's just browsing. Oh my. You can see the look of just being like, well, that's done. You know, after you come and that, again, how many times we've said this on the show, the moment of cold realization of where you are and what you've done because now he's cleaning

himself, he is right in the pharmacy. Well, and just in case you happen to wonder who this man was, just to make sure you didn't date him in high school, he's only 22 years old. His name is Cody Meter. Evidently, he lives around 10 miles away from the target. So we didn't have to go far. He didn't, which is nice. That's nice. If you're going to go have sex with a bunch of Josh Gad fake characters. I don't want to drive all the way in Santa Monica to have sex with that stuffed animal. Definitely not. So apparently this is according to an employee. He exposed himself. Then he, quote, took the unicorn and placed it

against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn. It wasn't like he was trying to have sex with the unicorn. He was actively having sex with the unicorn. You can just see the target employee in their beautiful khakis in red shirt, just walking through aisle six, just shaking their heads, being like, oh, another day at Target. He's just checking his phone. You know, there's porn on your phone guy. So cocky with his straw. We're watching again the video. He's released. This is what he is. He's released. Look, easy breezy, man. Look, he looks like one of those. Remember the

Altoid commercials with the snowmen going down your spine? It looks like he's got a jaunty little step, but you will see the target employees. They didn't approach him. No, they know it's happening. We all know. We've all, anybody whose work retail knows that there is something, no matter what it is you're selling in retail, no matter what, somebody is going to come and fuck one of the things that you're selling. Absolutely true. And do yourself a favor. Don't get involved. Don't approach. Because even if you do, oftentimes they fire you because they say, oh, you're trying to be a hero, not on Target's watch. Well, not when they're

fucking a stuffed animal. Because also, have you ever tried to take food away from a dog? Oh, every day. Can you imagine what it would be like to try to take these stuffed animals from the fully engorged incel? This may, I'm going to go and say, no one would try to use the word incel anymore. But if there was one again, anybody who looks like a water-colored painting of Genghis Khan, but is a 22-year-old white person, is not like a cool guy. No, I don't think he's falling into the cool guy category. I think incel, in this case, is just a fine term because he's wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt. And he's having sex with a bunch of plushy

animals. It's not good for Star Wars. No one tell Disney, because they're doing a big push right now. I don't know if you can tell. I know Disney is really the soul of our country. You know that entire thing that was owned and operated by a Nazi, the one who founded it? He just, he wasn't a full Nazi. He just liked their clothes. I just love any channel that's dedicated 100% to children by children. Thank you, Disney, for all of the disgusting abuse you enabled over the years. These are two Disney properties involved in this. You got Star Wars and Frozen. And an incel. So that's three Disney properties. This guy is just

fantastic. So apparently, while he was having sex with Olaf, which is a funny name for the doll, I guess that's the unicorn? It's a snowman. The snowman is, okay, because he also had sex with a unicorn. Yeah, he picked up the Olaf because he started, okay, that's what it was. So he was humping the unicorn and then the cops are already on the way. So what cop report is that? We've got a 69 and a 420. Like, what is the number for this guy is in a target? Fucking one of our stuffed animals. Like, what is the police number for that? How do you know what you're gonna- I think it's, you call 911, you go, hey, Sheriff Steve,

Cody's here at the target. And they'll know that he is doing what he does. Because yes, so he did get, so the foreplay was the unicorn ring. He got himself hard and then he really let it go into Olaf. And I have to say, the article here, again, you can find it on the smoking gun. Check it out, follow along with us and we'll post this too on the website. But the way that they put Olaf, the snowman, they show him in the position of where he was being fucked. He looks like a crime tape. It looks like someone from the Cleveland Torso murders when you like left the body behind. Olaf is a well-known sex

worker in the snowman community. You should see Josh Gad's only fans. Oh my gosh. I'm sure it's something. Josh Gad, he's so talented. Maybe he is, maybe he's not. I have no idea because I've never seen anything he's in, but I also don't want to insult him. I have no clue. Maybe a good guy, maybe not. I actually am gonna say straight up, me too. I don't think I've ever seen a film that he's in. It's not for us. I shut off Frozen within five minutes. It's not for us. You don't have a child. What else is Ian? That train movie. Didn't watch that movie. What other movies to do? I know that he was in the Mormon, a Book of Mormon musical. That's how he

made his nut. I'm sure Matt Stone. And I'm sure that's extremely good. Just think about all the auditions you've been on. What movies were those for? And then assume that those were his rules. That's true. Because that's how it works. So apparently when Mr. Meter, Cody, was being read his Miranda rights, he admitted to quote, doing stupid stuff. Hey man, at least he knew. Because he already came. Well, yeah, because he admitted that he quote, nutted. Good for him, man. At least he said it. I don't know if this is good for anyone. All I know is don't buy half off stuff to animals at this target because that's probably what happened. Cody got to him

and now they're 50% off. This is also, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm not gonna tell you which location this is, but I know this target. Oh, I know now. I'm gonna say Clearwater, Florida. Yeah, but I know this target. Like, this is a target that I have been to many times with my family. Like, this is my mom's target. This is unbelievable. Right here on SideStores, we've got someone from the inside. Did you notice when you were walking through that aisle in Target that has all the stuff to animals? Were they cat calling you? Were they like, hey, come here, big boy. Honestly. Come on, get it, big boy. It's just nice to be noticed. Yeah. Because I know

everyone doesn't like cat callers, but honestly, it's just nice to walk down the street and feel that boost of confidence when Olaf turns at you and says, oh, sure, work, you can stick that dick in me. I don't know how he, I don't know what he sounds like. I think he's a swede. He might be. Either way, um, but no, yeah, it feels like a Clearwater target scenario, but also at the same time, it could just feel like my mom is like, oh, God, Henry Thomas, you wouldn't believe the other day. I saw this young man. Oh, he had no mustache. It was disgusting just a bit, but honestly, Henry Thomas, oh God, he was wrestling a snowman. It's now wonderful.

Isn't that wonderful? Turns out having sex with a series of stuffed animals inside of a target, just misdemeanors. Great. So he's really great. I guess it is. It is just, I mean, I don't know what you throw. I guess you throw the book at him because honestly, part of the crime is more you sit in the holding cell and then the stories go around. I don't know how it is in jail all the time. You know, someone's got, somebody's got the fucking harmonica. The other person's got the toilet hooch. And then he's, you know, at some point, everyone's telling their stories of how they ended up, where they ended up. And then, you know, when he says

I fucked the snowman, you know, there's a lot of guys like, yeah, I stole money from a Coke dealer too. They're like, no, no, no, no, no. I had sex with Olaf. And they'll be like, Josh Gav. Whoa. It might make him the most dangerous man in jail if he plays his cards. Right. I could see some felonies being added on the count. He had to whip out his ding-dong and insert it into one of these creatures. Oh, yeah. Like, so maybe. Definitely destruction of property. Although looking at the pictures once again, not that destroyed. Relatively unscathed. On the shelves right now. Technically, technically, Olaf just got a facial. Oh my God. Versus

anything else. So honestly, in the end, we should thank Cody for his restraint and not ripping a hole open in this thing for a bunch of kids to see, because I feel like that's where the real trauma could come from. If someone else sees it, where you see the whole just like, all jagged and just like stiff with his comb. Yeah, to be fair, we've covered a lot of serial killers on last podcast. You know that, but he did not bring a knife. No, he did not try to gut it. I mean, he kept everything on the inside. Now we're in this whole world. I'm saying, if I'm his father, what I would say to the local If I was his father and the local pub. Hey, Barry, your son fucked the doll. Yeah, well, at least it wasn't

full penetration. At least it wasn't full penetration. He didn't bring a knife and did he lick his own come off his arm? Yes. Yes, he did. But that's why he's more like his mother. He's making his own. He's making his own lunch. That's what it's called. This next story comes also with the seams. I want to say this is also Florida. It could make sense. No, no, this is. Hey, this is LA. All right. Yeah, we got an LA story. This one. When's the last time you had Panda Express? I have never had it. It is not great. Yeah, I've heard it's like the Chipotle, but for Mexican food, or I'm sorry, for Chinese food. Yes. And you can get piles of it. Right. Now,

do you when you go to one of these places, when's the last time you've been to like a full on buffet style fast food joint? Now it's been like over a year. Well over. I'm going to say two years ago, maybe three years ago in Wyoming, you just say classic old country buffet. I love it. Panda Express. You think like these guys, you know, obviously there's some kind of training that goes in. It is involved with being a Panda Express employee, right? How to cook, right? Oh, yes. I mean, or just scoop. But what about if you were forced to just to get nude and cry for a promotion, I guess up to the rice station? Is this an episode of undercover boss gone horribly wrong? It

might be. It reminds me of the Hooters undercover boss episode, which was really bad. And that boss should have been fired. And I have no problem with Hooters because they got good wings, but they need to treat their employees with a little bit more respect. They do. But this story is about a former Panda Express worker. They sued, says she was forced to strip almost naked at a seminar. This comes from the LA Times. A 23 year old woman is suing Panda Express for sexual battery and emotional distress, claiming she was compelled to strip quote unquote almost naked and engage in other bizarre activities during a company

sanctioned workshop. This comes from its workshop was held by a live seminars. Alive cinema seminars. There is no line of cocaine not done in that office of the CEO. We cover this a long time ago on a relaxed fit. I can't find it anywhere. I on some level, I do believe that they either scrubbed it. It's hard to find. It's about it was about a work seminar group that used to put people in cages and make you eat shit and beat you up and shit like that. Basically, the whole point, the whole point was to they say that you have to go through all of this kind of essentially like a hazing that will allow you to then you

allowed to move up the chain of Panda Express. We're not talking about who's gonna go and become a Marine here. We're talking about the person who takes your money at Panda Express and then scoops a bunch of rice into a bowl. They need to go through this kind of traumatic treatment. I don't know if I don't know if it's correct. Is it a CIA spy? Are they trying to make Jason born? But if he never really had that much ambition and just worked in the Panda Express, it's this. That's a joke. No diss on people who work at fast-food restaurants. No, no, of course not. No, they are the lifeblood of this fucking country. Jennifer Sparga

Fiori said that she was told that a four-day self-improvement program with this so-called alive seminars and coaching academy was her only ticket to promotion at the Chinese fast-food chain. What? So he went and apparently devolved into them screaming at each other right and screaming at them breaking them down. That was the whole point of break down the personalities. Why do you need to break down somebody who is so desperate for a promotion at Panda Express? They're they are just trying their best to have a little bit of self-straight up. Just a little bit of self-worth in this crazy culture of ours. I feel like there's

kind of some converse way of them trying to validate them using kiosk eventually and switching completely new robots. I'm not even doing a bit. I really do believe this is like them gonna be like showing their quote-unquote investors. These are why our cashiers are weak, which is they were not lose their self. They're not allowed to use their cell phones. There was no clock in the room. The doors and windows were covered with a black cloth. This is a Pico Rivera. One activity required participants to pretend they were on a sinking ship where only four would survive, which I think is a really fun

idea. I think we should do that. That's not gonna be great for like team unity, team building. That seems really barbaric. Who wants it the most? Well, how is that gonna make our team better here at Panda Express exactly? If I know that Kathleen just said that she would kill me because she needs a spot on the boat. Kathleen said she's gonna kill me? Yeah. Kathleen said she's talking shit about me. I'll have Kathleen. No, I've already poisoned her. So now we don't have any employees at Panda Express. No, I mean, you know, that's when they start to put the kiosk up. On the seminar's third day, she was talking out with a male

participant who was also in his underwear who allegedly broke down in tears when he could not succeed in the main aspect of the exercise, which was taking turns yelling about their inner struggles until everyone else in the group believed them. Oh my God. Which is very Scientology. That's Scientology 101. I am working. That's acting school 101. I am working at Panda Express. Believe me. Things are hard right now for me and I would say I believe you because they're hard for me too. Apparently, according to another person that was there under the witness, the seminar was really traumatic with people vomiting left

and right. This is the kind of thing that happened because of tremendous psychological pressure that they subjected them to. Strangely enough, it seems like the ceremony was there to, quote, remove negative energy. I don't think it worked. There's a bunch of, there's a cult thing that comes up. This idea of berating somebody until they cry about they're like, you talk about their bodies or like things that you know, I guess that you kind of pressure points on a person. It's called high school. Yeah, it is true. But I guess they do it with the Marines and the Navy SEALs too, where they break you down and they're supposed

to build you back up. That's the key component is the building back up. We're here for $9 an hour. I think a lot of cults, they got the breakdown part right, but the Marines make you a killer that can snipe someone from a football field away and it looks like this just made this woman horrified of General South's chicken. So this is according to the lawsuit. They say one participant ran into the restroom to throw up. A live seminar staff ran after her. Another male participant was only given a small trash can to throw up him and was forced to do it in front of everybody. So it is horrible. I don't understand how this

seminar exists and I want to meet these alive seminar people. I think behind bars perhaps because it doesn't look like this is really going to make anybody a better person and that's what they're supposed to be doing. I guess they're supposed to fucking, that's the idea, but I don't want my cashier broken down. I want my cashier hole. I want my cashier to be just as happy to be there as they should be, which is competent. I just want everybody just to have a normal day at the fast food restaurant. It's just a fast food restaurant. I don't know what, we're not,

the way the system works, it's not like it was back in the day anyway. You don't go from sweeping floors to owning the restaurant anymore. That's how it is. You got to buy into the franchise. You need capital in the first place. They're lying to these people. They are, buddy. They are and it's interesting. Everything that we're talking about took place July 13th, 2019. So it's not exactly old history. We've had a lot of national conversations about like, do you think that would be nice if you made everyone strip and

then touch each other and hug all over each other? It's been a long time since we've said no. It's been a long time. So I just, you know, either way you can check out live seminars. I am sure they have a UCB class right now. Oh yeah. And they will let you get out of that shell, aka protective covering that's allowing you not to be bruised and traumatized. Isn't that nice? Your protection. Yeah, your protection. Shell. Get out of it. Good lord. Anyway, I hope this woman gets some cash

and does not have to go back to Panda Express. Panda Express has got that money. I haven't seen a single one closed. As a matter of fact, I think I saw a hospital close and a Panda Express open up in its place. Like, I'm pretty certain that Panda Express has got the cash. I got, I, apparently I have to try it. I don't know. You don't have to try it. I feel like when it comes to fast food, food, Chinese food, fast food, makes no sense to me because Chinese food, it's fairly fast to cook. But that's why in the end, that's why I'm just the opposite. I don't like

necessarily fancy Chinese food. I like cheap Chinese food. It's much tastier. Now I'm getting hoarding for that place we went in San Francisco. Do you remember that place we went in the Mission District? Oh my God, that place was fucking great. Oh, Natalie finally found it for me. It was called, the place, the group I was called was based on, there was a movie based on it called The Circle of Power and the non-fiction book that it was based on was called The Pit, A Group Encounter Defiled. And the group was called, it's, you remember they used to pit people in the

pit and they used to beat each other with fucking broomsticks? I remember high school. Yep. I know exactly what you're talking about. Well, let's move on to something I don't even know. Like this is so trippy to me, Henry, because we got, you know, they're doing all those funny little videos now where you can take somebody's face and make them dance and somebody sent them one, someone sent a video of Henry and myself and we were singing and it's scary. It's the deep fake technology. Oh, that is scary. Oh, deep fakes. They're very interesting.

Well, now it's, the road to hell is always paved with memes, fun memes. Just have a good time until there's a meme economy happening. Well, until Joe Biden is no longer given speeches or any president put whoever you want in there and he's just, we're just watching him fake. We're watching a deep fake version of our president who has been dead theoretically for 10 years, not Biden. I'm just saying in, in, it's going to be interesting. It will be happening in the future. Let me be clear. Let me be absolutely clear. I'm absolutely real.

I like ice cream and I like my computer based resistance. No, I mean, let me be clear. Hear me out. Let's do a deep fake. So he looks more human. See the thing is making him look more alive. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be nice. Put some color in there. Also get rid of the mullet, man. He needs to get rid of the mullet. I didn't even notice he had one. Have you ever seen a profile shot of Joe Biden? Well, that's cool. Joe Biden looks like Scrooge McDuck. Well, he's a handsome man with a great mullet. Anyway, speaking of handsome, let's talk about this lady.

This is a shocking looking woman. This story is so freaking crazy and weird. This is, they're going to make a comedy movie about this with Elizabeth banks, Elizabeth banks, about five years. Could be. This comes to the Pennsylvania real time new PA woman created deep fake videos to force rivals off of daughter's cheerleading squad. This is straight up a character out of a John Waters movie. This manipulative you have to see her. She looks like if Princess Leia, what was her name? Carrie Fisher. She looks like if Carrie Fisher look like shit.

If Carrie Fisher actually had sex with Jabba the hut and they birthed a daughter. This is what she looks like full of just the rage and anger in her eyes. It's palpable. I don't know how to describe it. Her name is Rafaela Spone. She was she's 50 years old. She was arrested for harassing teenage cheerleaders who she saw as rivals to her daughter. The only way to describe her face is because now the main fashion trend is to make your eyebrows and your lips bigger. Right. That gets kind of the idea. You want to make them. She somehow using makeup makes them smaller and her entire face is a type

of I would say museum tan is the call the way she looks like a mummy. She's got a mummy skin color and then she uses two black eyeliners to make circles around her eyes that make her eyeballs so penetrating that just me sitting here with her face on the laptop in front of me. I feel like she's following me. I actually got chills as if I'm her ex husband. Yeah. I'm like that is the meanest looking woman I have seen in a minute. And apparently she's also pretty technologically advanced somehow because my mom can't even she could barely fucking you got to call the geek team. It's like mom it's a squad actually and that's

a legal term. You have to call them the squad or they don't come. Anyway this woman her daughter was on a cheerleading squad called the victory vipers. That's a pretty cool name for cheerleaders and she and it's in Doyle's town and she said oh these girls are trying to encroach on my daughter's future success in cheerleading which is such a such a big money maker. It is there is a career track in cheerleading but you know I don't think that this is going to help her get it. You know what I mean. She tried to get everybody else kicked off the squad by creating fake photos and videos depicting the other girls nude drinking and smoking. So she doctored images of at least three of the members again depicting them doing just that

and apparently she also urged all of the girls to kill themselves. Well she it sounds like the way I would probably put this is that she put these pictures together. One of the teenagers parents in July they said the two more families came forward with a similar account. Two other families all came to the police at once saying this shit's happening to my daughter. They told the officers and their coaches or they received text messages that depicted them naked drinking smoking a vape according to the Philly Inquirer. I also love when did vaping. I literally am so I have come full circle on the vape because number one is get off of cigarettes. So the vape can be great when it comes to helping people get off of the real bad cigarette. It is. It is not good for

you but it's not cigarettes. So at least my main advice to kids if you're a child listening to this nice if you're a child listening to this right now at least when you vape your parents won't know that is a good point. And that's why they do it. But also you don't need to give yourself an addiction. You get the popcorn lung. You get the popcorn lung and nicotine it's not even that fun. Smoke some good stuff not PCP a little bit of sativa unless of course you're not of age. I got some good writings about people smoking PCP too that we should talk about. Oh my. People love it. Okay. So they basically they went and showed all these pictures because I imagine what happened was that she started sending these pictures out via text. I imagine it was through her daughter's

phone or somebody's phone and basically saying if you don't kill yourself or drop out of the cheerleading squad. Right. I'm going to send these to the coaches to get you kicked off the team. Yeah. This is insane. No one really understands why this happened. According to George Ratel he says he believes the harassment was triggered after he and his wife told his daughters to stop hanging out with Spone's daughter due to concerns over the girl's B.A. So the girl the the the the daughter of the Spone's daughter is the one doing all the crooked shit. Maybe or she's just being a normal teenager and her mom's insane. Well if you look at her eyeliner the mom is definitely a certified psychopath. Yeah. Ratel says again that's George Ratel. He's the dad of

one of the gals. He says I don't know what would push her to all this. As a dad I was pretty upset about it. It's an image put out there of my daughter that is simply not true. And isn't that the problem with all the deep fakes. Sure it's fun right now until all of a sudden you're the one saying oh I love Bud Light Lime. There's a video that's fake deep fake to me saying something like that. I know for a fact that there is real footage of you saying it. Yeah. I know it's somewhere deep in the archives. But that's the flip side of this too. Right. Now everyone who's ever done any misfarious. Oh yeah. No. Child fucker that that runs everything. They could just say that's not me. Oh yeah. So we are living in a world of illusion Mr. Zabrowski. We absolutely are.

What we need to do is everybody needs to be able to leave their homes again. Because then maybe we can experience something that is real. That is one idea and I love the idea and we can't wait to see everybody soon. Evidently the police were able to find out it was deep fake. They said they scoured over the footage. I can guarantee I look you can look at him because I'm just going to guarantee because of this woman's drawing ability of her eyebrows and lips there is no way she is an expert photoshopper. And they're also just saying the term deep fake. So in my mind is it a deep fake? Is it an actual deep fake? I don't know. Or is it a photoshop work done that she did? Right. Because now we're headed into this world where everything is you know just they're just going

to say the word deep fake. Buzzword. Yes but it could just be a picture she docked her because unless she could have figured out like how did you because to tell you what I'm stupid I don't know how to do the deep fake uh shit yet. I got one of the apps it's extremely easy now though. Wow. You just put your face up there and they they do it all for you. That's cool. It's scary. Anyway yeah perhaps the images of the women look like that painting of Jesus that the one woman said that she could do and then she didn't do it right and then they had to redo the whole thing again. I don't know either way if anyone is out there and they have to deal with a mother like that or a father I don't know uh just hang in there because you'll have to move out soon and um

it it is going to get better because can you imagine and now all of us now you have to go back to school and everyone knows your mom doctor the cheerleading picture. Oh yeah no her life's a living fucking hell from here on out. She might have to transfer schools. Oh yeah yeah she's uh she's got a life ruined for her by her mother because of this unless she is also a little psychopath as well and maybe she will double down and eventually we'll see them in the White House. And dare I say this now I've completely flipped George the father of who we were talking about one of the uh air quotes victims here in some ways obviously this could have been much worse but I think he needs to stop being so judgmental of the daughter of the of the lady's daughter.

We don't know what the lady's daughter is like if she's like the mother then she's gonna photoshop and she's gonna get a job and we are we could hire her. Oh honestly we do need that. Yes we do need someone who is good at photoshop also just so you know we are looking to hire an admin here last podcast network so if you are available and in the Los Angeles area you should send us an email at side stories lpotl the gmail.com. Yes indeed. This is a story that someone brought to me that was really cool I've never seen these before but I wonder if anybody out there has seen these before it's this concept called the Dark Watchers. Have you seen this? No. So basically it is it is essentially encrypted but it's more of an environmental phenomenon of people seeing

giant shadow-like people walking like over the San Lucia mountains over the Santa Lucia mountains. He only see if I can find a good picture of it. Let's go check them out. This is the Dark Watcher Big Sur. They saw these things that look like this. The only way to describe is they look like people that walk over the mountains and apparently it's been such a phenomenon it was actually in a John Steinbic book that he saw it back in the day. So they're they're described as tall featureless silhouettes kind of like the slender man visions or like that kind of shit. Absolutely. They have brim hats and walking sticks they're mostly often reported to be seen in the hours around Twilight and Dawn and then people see them all the time they kind of become a part of the

Upper California coastal like world and folklore. On a few trips I've made to beautiful sunny Las Vegas and you know it's sunny because the lights are always on. I can imagine the mountains hiding wonderful glorious cryptids. Oh yes. That's my favorite thing about being on the west coast. Love the east coast. The beast coast. But there is something about the mountains where you just look and you're like how is there snow up there and then what else is up there. Oh yeah. So I don't think we have enough cryptids climbing the mountains or we don't talk about enough cryptids who are climbing these mountains and we got to go find a Mr. Zabrowski. Henry we are on a mission to find the big long dark creature and if not we'll fake it. We will fake it because as the

dark waters they're technically they know them to not be real right like they are not technically real but they are haunting looking. They are for hundreds of years this is from livescience.com people have looked at the hazy peaks of California's Santa Lucia mountains at sunset and seem tall. But apparently they've been seeing this since the 1700s. They call them the los vigilantes oscuros. Cool. Which is the dark watchers the original Spaniards that arrived in California. So is there any scientific reason is it like a light refraction thing or is it one thing is the thing it might be just pareidolia. Pareidolia is the concept of humankind human brains see faces and bodies and things more often than not like we like to recognize

ourselves in things. And that's why the uncanny valley is so weird because your brain is like I compute but I don't fully compute and maybe that's why those cops were so great in cracking this deep fake scandal we talked about just recently. Oh yes and there's also a term that is called the brock inspector that they might have also seen. What is that? It is a basically a brock inspector or a quote unquote mountain specter can occur in certain atmospheric conditions when the sun is at a particular angle. So basically a subject's shadow can sort of be seen cast onto a cloud bank that then is projected into a huge version of itself. It's like a movie. I think it's cool. I love it. The one thing that has not been the one thing that has not been debunked

are all the lights all of the weird phantom lights that happen in the carolinas they're not even sure why that happens but I just love the idea of a thing that's like spooky dookie I love it man super into and then all of a sudden you know like because I would love to see that shit because even if it's fake or not fake even if it's just the environment doing something cool I think that that's like you know technically it's inspired artists for generations. Absolutely it doesn't matter real air quotes fake whatever those mountains are beautiful and I hear they're alive with the sound of screaming as soon as people see that but you are correct there's been a lot of fun paranormal stuff Baker Mayfield by the way the brown brownies quarterback he is still going on

and this shit is apparently oh yeah dude these UFOs I guess they love the NFL because they are approaching Tom Brady Aaron Rogers says that he saw one oh yes he said according to this is uh this comes from Cleveland dot go Brown's quarterback Baker Mayfield was almost 100% he and his wife Emily saw a UFO on their way home from dinner in Austin Texas on Wednesday night he said but he's also not the first cubie say as such he's like almost 100% Amonite just saw a UFO drop straight out of the sky on our way home from dinner we stopped and we looked at each other when he asked if we had seen it very bright ball of light going straight down out of the sky towards Lake Travis anybody else witness this and there are multiple witnesses multiple the same exact

weird phenomenon and strangely all in the sports world there's just a bunch of them also there's a uh there's an announcer there's a an announcer aka broadcast named Colin Cowherd who says that he saw the UFO so there is something going on and you know these quarterbacks they got 2020 vision they gotta throw the field generals and just to once again prove how finding a UFO is never cool for you Baker Mayfield is the NFL quarterback maybe the coolest thing that a child could think of to be yes they roasted him like he was Peewee Herman they just treated him like dog shit he just immediately this is what I'm saying and he's a quarterback for a NFL football team you're still making fun of him they made fun of him so bad and I'm like if this guy can't even maintain cool status

after seeing a UFO there's no hope for any of us this comes from Colin Cowherd the announcer who said I would prefer of all the qualities of franchise quarterbacks I want to know your arm are you good pre snap are you mobile the ability to see UFOs in the off season is nowhere near my top 10 qualifications Joe Montana Troy Lee Troy England Terry Bridger and Tom Brady have never seen aliens I would prefer my guys don't talk about it but then guess what Tom Brady he got mad at Cowherd and he said yeah how do you know how do you know I've never seen aliens Colin I'm married to one typical Giselle beautiful from another world Colin Cowherd typical sports broadcaster are bloviating and yelling at other players who are just telling their truth so yeah the aliens

are out there we got creatures walking all over the mountains extremely fun but still the scariest thing we've talked about today is the man who had sex with all of those stuffed animals that still is the number one perp of the week absolute perp of the week except for I mean honestly well we got Sloane Rowan what's her name that fucking woman is out of control that woman's going to do something else much better than having sex with target with with target stuffed animals I think I mean immediately but think about the far flung like what's going to happen the results of what that woman has I feel like if I'm one of the dolls minus again we didn't we talked about how he didn't penetrate we're talking about Cody here he didn't penetrate the dog he

didn't penetrate but I think like having a lady if you were getting on and they would that would be you got to take a shower what after that with the lady with they would be robbing on the lady thing and then you'd say if a woman did you call it your potato let's call it a potato they co-groomed it on her potato so if a if a woman and rubbed a stuffed animal on her potato you wouldn't be as upset or you wouldn't be just as it would be wet how much wetness is coming out of there unless how would they be unless the potato is actively not peeing crying if the potato is actively crying how is the thing guys I have to look forward to get that sopping wet well that would have to be how aroused she would be Ben Shapiro's wife right going in there and it could be oh my goodness

that's a fun joke about wet ass pussy that is a fun joke my lord anyway um let us know side stories lpotl at gmail.com who would get the stuffed animal wet a man or a woman aroused um this story isn't really any fun but a dad killed his uh two autistic children and trying to get an insurance policy but instead he just got two in it two hundred and twelve years uh in prison because he tried to drive them off of a wharf uh at the port of los angeles so don't do that um i'm just gonna say raise your kids if you're gonna have them that's my main thing well he he also made the classic mistake he bought a three three million dollar life insurance policy for accidental death now he did do that in 2012 to 2013 so you get the feeling he was staring at these

kids with dollar signs like in his eyes the entire time just be like i'm gonna drive you off a cliff one day that's three million bucks dude fucking get him tiktok accounts get him tiktok that's how you monetize these kids absolutely it's really sad it was a 13 year old and they lived year old did they live no they died they died oh that's not good yeah because they drowned after being trapped in the car i don't like any of this cuz i hate this story you did this i know the boy's mom survived though after a fisherman threw a flotation device at her i think this guy shouldn't drive anymore i he probably doesn't you've been saying the drive-ins the problem i think there's a lot of problems yeah i feel like there's a whole you know what there's a crisis with the american family

going on right now there is if they're not having sex with each other they're drowning each other we have to find some middle ground i that's my every day henry zebrowski henry middle grounds of brows yeah us attorney nick hannah says these two boys deserved a loving father instead they got a man who put his greed and self-interest above their lives well anyway so that guy's gonna go away for a long long time because he killed uh he killed his kids and you don't want to do that also you're never gonna get the insurance money you can't get money for me these insurance companies if you actually go to the hospital with cancer i you will not get the money insurance companies they are just they just take your money they just take your money yeah just go to las vegas

and might as well just be health care in this country right now anyway what um are we ready for hero of the week yes okay hero of the week i'm super excited for this one because this one's also sort of a debate you know obviously things have been very hard for restaurants they have that is why we need heroes the new tour champions of guy fieri guy fieri he's doing some good have you i honestly he's doing some good work but he's giving out money to restaurants for all of these star chefs that are getting in there didn't he make 20 million or 200 million like he made a lot of money for restaurants he's a good dude i've always been on team guy and by the way thank you wish to say i did that's how i'm how much i respected what i saw what he did as i threw

an italian pronunciation his way i love it so there's a fella his name is hunter rey barker so you know he's smart and he saw a favorite his favorite mexican restaurant who was struggling to stay alive so what did he do like all heroes do he took out an inflatable pool and filled it with refried beans and then he sat in it for 24 hours to attract diners you can see him there in the beans it's disgusting yeah that's a lot of beans it's a lot of beans but i just look at the beans for a second i'm looking at the beans they are like they are floating he's got a mask on he does have a mask on he's sitting in a bunch of refried beans but that's not 2021 this is you know i i will say you're not gonna eat the beans hmm there's a waste of beans it's a massive but he

stole your over the week well i will say look at you so there's a bit of a debate here because his job is a stunt man that his job is technically a stunt man so the question is is this even a it's a stunt it's an intellectual stunt but it's not like a stunt man stunt like i don't remember this character and once upon a time in hollywood where the stunt man was you had a whole bunch of fun stunt men i mean getting thrown off of horses and then one is just sitting in a vat of beans do you think that it would in any way shape or form create some form of yeast problem with your dick involves i would assume sitting in beans for 24 hours first of all you know he's pissing in the beans oh sure he may have shot in the beans 24 hours human nature is just going to take hold

um yeah if i if i find out that the mexican restaurant has recycled those beans i mean that would be a problem i know that they keep the same thing i mean like in traditional homes in traditional like from what i know people i know that grew up in traditional men at mixing homes i know they keep those beans going for a fucking long time well beans are phenomenal food but i don't know if his body heat would be enough to keep the beans simmering enough to be healthy to serve yeah there's a lot of questions but you know what he did save this restaurant he did use a bunch of oh yeah dude it's the best thing in the world honestly and he is showcasing the beans he's showcasing the but he's guy like his cowboy hat but you know where i think honestly he's kind

of cheating why he's wearing pants henry because if he wasn't wearing pants it would be so much more disgusting but the whole thing is disgusting am i my heroic yes if it's that's to me the dividing line between art and stunt right now it's just art if he had taken off his pants and his underwear and he was sitting straight up dick to bean that's a stunt well because you don't know if that bean material can slide up his dick you don't know if he could go in your asshole you know i mean i could i mean it definitely could i mean i don't have to piss it out we should have him on the show what's his name well he's got a fantastic name he sounds like a country western singer his name is hunter ray barker you'd have him on the show yeah he's wearing his t-shirt there um his idea it spawned

out of just pure creativity and people love it this is according to one of the famous customers that they have there uh rick brantley he's just a diner but he's famous to us he says he's gonna sit in that for 24 hours it's totally crazy i wouldn't do it but you know what if it's gonna help lost toros and the community i'm all for it beating it up beating it up so there you go now that's why kissle and i are going to sit this is true we've just said that we're we've talked about this before the show no we are going to sit in a in a large tub of refried beans for a week to save health care wow you're saving health care so hunter ray barker are you a stuntman not sure but you are a hero of the week congratulations i think beans would probably be the least

comfortable thing to sit in it's a it's a long process yeah i mean and that's why he gets why he's a hero exactly now it's time to read some letters from our listeners oh okay now last week now two weeks ago okay i asked our listeners because i just straight up i guessed that a large chunk of our listeners would have had some experience with pcp or some like somebody like and a large percentage i mean up percentage upper yeah sure yeah and i was not wrong okay great so we got some great emails about what pcp is really like all right so i kind of wanted to read this so you could just hear what this guy says it's all about i want to know what it's all about on the most recent side stories you asked for pcp experiences and perspectives and i figured

i'd offer mine i'm both an experienced drug user as well as a neuroscientist and i've had a few experiences with pcp and pcp derivatives first let me be clear let me be clear uh-huh most pcp trips are entirely harmless although horrific things have and do happen see i would just kill the bug i saw that i'm like karate kid kind of karate skid whoa you did it um well although horrific things have and do happen yes these are relatively rare occurrences they are also often misreported remember the face eating chem cannibal from i believe florida yes we all remember that guy ready so fucking he cut himself he was widely reported that he was on lsd then bath salts and pcp in reality the toxicology report which is public record you could download it yourself

showed only traces of marijuana in the guy's blood which is you know i've gotten hungry absolutely you did it but furthermore we have a bias against these drugs because of course josh's 20 fun pcp experiences aren't going to be reported on cnn whereas bob's one train rick experience might be if it's severe enough sure i agree and media did a massive disservice to the pcp and bath salts and bath salts community that man was sober she'll don't smoke them lots of people they use it at parties festivals or wherever the few times i used it i just played mario party with friends and so and we had a great time no face eating no fights with cops just a lot of laughter if i had to compare pcp to anything this is where this is where me as a host step back and i say that sounds like a lot

yeah but i compare pcp to anything else i would describe it as a dissociative psychedelic cocaine and this is also where the problem lies yeah pcp is a highly dopo in dopa men gen is a highly dopamine or genetic drug like cocaine and amphetamine causing users who experience an intense sense of euphoria and energy like many other drugs these dopaminetic nailing it oh my god to open him dope it in their jerk dope a mean their jerk drugs oh my god i'm not a doctor i'm not even trying uh these dope and adjourn drugs like pcp and cocaine unfortunately can also induce psychosis and those were predisposed to such psychiatric conditions and this is my caveat including those of you that were not aware that you had those conditions absolutely you might

not know you should get checked out drugs that cause dissociation like ketamine and can also trigger psychosis and those who are predisposed essentially in pcp you combine two classes of drugs that are already capable of inducing psychosis so it is a tricky endeavor i feel like i've gone full circle here thinking it's very dangerous again it's just because he said it wasn't but then it's cocaine but you don't even think that you're a person yet so the only thing that keeps me tethered to earth is the idea that i'm a person on cocaine but if i had like the idea of a i'm on cocaine and i'm not even real like i that's how you get a machete attack that's the problem but sometimes you just play mario kart it's all about who you know right and this is what i

and this is my advice all right this is the recording this guy if you cry if you combine such a predisposition with the confusion you can get with the psychedelic drugs the dissociation you get from law you know example ketamine and the intense energy you can get from the cocaine you have a recipe for disaster so if you have a family history of psychosis schizophrenia or anything similar do not use these drugs ever um and this is guy he's also saying pcp does not induce superhuman strength um it does however dampen pain signals potentially allowing you to tank more bullets and who knows what when you get into a fight with the cops well i think i mean so the the outcome is just an intense drug it's just an intense drug and you just should know

like all things like the internet in general yeah things are neutral pcp does not have an agenda pcp is a neutral it's a molecule you're putting into your clothes on the great needle tree of california absolutely so we just know that like these things that are neutral they are not necessarily good or bad it's all about what you apply to it and to me when i am doing a really like if i'm doing an extra amount of mushrooms or if i'm doing acid the way i know i will be cool is if number one if i have a trip setter which i think is always beneficial good to have somebody there and then to be with people you love and and in an environment you feel safe in is i don't think pcp would be a great drug to just randomly try no you should be in a place that you are fairly comfortable

being in well at first and then you get used to it then you start rolling the dice i think we've all been in places where the drugs kicked in and then you realized you're in the wrong place and you gotta go all right well many times be very careful with pcp and as far as i'm concerned there's really no need to do it here i mean yeah i mean we are both i'm under the ed larson theory which he told me which he's like once he hit 30 he's like no new drugs no new drugs i've done everything under the sun that i had cared to do and i think i've actually done quite a bit oh yeah um this is we were talking about the originally we're talking about how body types for bar sports are like they're going away right even in bar sports everybody's getting fucking fit however

right how you know but however on Henry's note about the lack of Polish star athletes i'd like to bring a man named Jan Blankowicz when did you even shoehorn that it i don't know he is an MMA fighter who as of as of the writing of his email is the current UFC light heavyweight champion really and he will be defending it i guess last weekend i don't remember if we i don't know who won anyway onto how much of a bad motherfucker he is he's been known by the nickname the polish hammer which i'm amazed Henry has a name just hog blankowicz is known for gradually yet consistently pushing forward his opponents throughout fights with the ability to end it at any moment with the devastating power of the two mailboxes he calls his hands oh my god

there's a that's written by a polish person there's so much bias in this report um is that Blankowicz has recently mentioned in interviews an important pre-fight ritual he has he says years ago while walking through a forest in poland the polish hammer came across a grizzly scene Blankowicz was confronted by a man's corpse hanging from a tree and typically metal fashion Blankowicz who has now got into an argument with it ritual he's freaking polish there you go you need a stool that's a very polish um he he's now made it his pre-fight pre-fight ritual to return to the noose which is still hanging from the tree run his hands over the suicide rope before each one of his fights Blankowicz has explained that when you find the hangman you take his rope for

luck and that's since he began fondling the death rope prior to every fight he's had a 90 success right it's still not i mean it's great i don't know what's a scary look at motherfucker oh i'm polish hammer i call to you all right please come and protect me well you have to find somebody this is the wow look at this little video he said with the fucking hangman's rope oh my god well you have to start look at that he's just going to the hangman's rope jeez all right scary looking he is scary and he's the he is polish and strong he's got a nose as flat as a as a pancake because he's been hit a lot which probably isn't going to help his polish brain but nonetheless that is great so he found uh he found somebody hanging there and that person yeah they died

but he's a 90 percent uh success rate in the ring that's big that's bet's 10 percent of no success which is not a lot absolutely um also we had a lot of people right back talking about uh sexual sadistic crimes and can people be rehabilitated and we actually got a lot of good social workers that had messaged saying it seems to be the mass response answer this comes from our last week episode our our episode for from Jack Unterweger the serial killer that we're covering on last podcast and the last he you know there's a lot of people saying kind of the same thing it depends on the the uh person depends on the how seriously they take the uh the rehabilitation and how much work they're willing to put in and of course this is because Unterweger he got about 15 years for

for murdering that woman and uh probably did not need to be released despite the fact i apparently he was a hell of a writer but i'm also got a bunch of dms by norman mailer i guess he was a very mean man he was a very mean man what's going on he sounds worse than bukkowski these guys a lot of those old writer heads they were very like they were very masculine in a bad way yeah it was just intense i'm like bro you're a writer chill out anyway all right everyone well thank you so much for listening hope you're doing good out there you have already experienced someplace underneath that's our new show from natalie gene and amber nelson and it's come out this morning uh we're so excited to be tracking the uh the mysterious

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stuff then i make the jokes that's fine absolutely i'm just now i like i'm watching more comedy and it's nice because it does help me laugh you got me started because you told me about the wrong missy oh wrong missy i love the wrong missy lauren lapkis and david spade and you love brian rigan and i have immense amount of respect for brian rigan i love it it's just hard for me to watch stand-up comedy for some reason i don't know what i've never watched it even as a kid i watch sketch i still love it i still like some of these mish-mish stand-ups when i can get it and i watched an and i watched an old interview with george carlin and he was very mean oh yeah i mean you serious guy use more of a philosopher almost than a comedian but that's what happens yeah when you get

the feeling he would have rooted for kovat yeah he would have loved kovat he would have loved it he said after he was 65 he was done no yeah he was like i just want to watch everyone die now but he was also that's his kind of his contankerous later personality he was he was sillier originally and then i think that he a lot of it was a bit i could have gone for a little bit more of the hippity-dippity-weatherman towards the end i love hippity-dippity-weatherman i remember that bit all right everyone thank you for listening hail yourselves hail taken magustylations help me don't do anything to help your daughter don't deep fake anything not just fucking write a helper practice that's a good idea that's a good idea this show is made possible by listeners like you

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