Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Peruvian Alien Mummies

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news starting off with last week's headline story from Mexico as a repeat hoax-er presents "mummified alien corpses" to Mexican congress, new report claims King Charles 'flew UFO to save lives' in top-secret Tesla mission, viral cosplay figure ‘Fluke Skywalker’ (who was arrested for child pornography) dies in prison, Chris Chan has charges dismissed, Georgia Doctor sued after allegedly posting decapitated baby’s autopsy on instagram, a couple of hungry heroes of the week, and much, much, more!

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get a stool sample, but we'll get there because that was a revelation that I needed. Yeah. Oh my God. It was, it was the New York Post. Or was it the daily note news? At the memories, hazy. Every day, new memories. That's what I like about every day. Delete the old ones. Welcome to Side Stories, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah, fucker. My name is Marcus Farck, I'm sitting here with Henry Zabrowski. Unfortunately. What do we got on the docket? Oh, fuck you. What do we got on the goddamn docket? I knew this. I don't know. Is that how I do it? Oh fuck you. What do we got in the goddamn docket? I knew to this

I don't know I don't know like is that how I do it is that do I go like hitery what are we out of the docket today? What are we gonna be talking about hey? I hear we've got some real wacky stories. Hey listen We got a lot of get through a lot of show we got a lot of show to get through today So yeah, you know hold me up me mom just going Blicked five minutes before the show. Obviously, the big news, which is what happens. I mean, it doesn't stop. It doesn't matter who's on this fucking show. It doesn't matter what happens with side stories.

The second we hit publish, the story that should be covered that week comes out. Yes. And it has to be the Mexican UFO hearing that is just God, I just wish I was there. I wish I heard the music in the room Could I do believe on some level there must have been because the US got the Mexican government had this I guess it was a hearing but I don't think it was all about UAP. No, no What it was it was an open session. That's awesome

So I wish we could do it. Why don't we have that? Yeah, it was an open it wasn't because the way it was, it was an open session. That's awesome. God, I wish we could do it. Why don't we have that? Yeah, it was an open, it wasn't because the way it was framed at first when I first started reading it. I literally thought it was the US. I like it. When I first saw the news, my first impression was, it's like, okay, so the United States government

has carefully, like through every level of the top secret back areas of every single intelligence agency, carefully woven a conspiracy every day since 1945, keeping it up, destroying narrative, destroying people's lives, hiding all the shit, and then I'll be, you know, for fucking this long. And then all of a sudden, the Mexican government is like, here's our UFOs. I thought that that's what this was going to be. It was the equivalent of a city council meeting. It was.

It was. It was. It just showed up and we're able to talk about their grift because that is one of the good things about it. Hey, great. Hey, Marcus. That is one of the good things about it is that I mean, it was the funny thing was that Carolina was the first one to show to me.

She was like, hey, check it out. And she goes, this is bullshit immediately because she knows, you know, she knows the grift. Well, also because in Spanish, we're listening to speak in Spanish. In my mind, I was like, this must be very important. And then you actually watch the translation of it. And you're like, oh, this is just, we got this too. This is this is big, it's big foot guts, man. It is our same, our same guys are everywhere. And so right now they what actually happened during this entire this this let's call it a rigmarole.

Sure was this man came out by the name of he showed a bunch of aliens that were in his possession his name is Jamie Mulsohn. Yeah Jamie Mulsohn who um good guy. And then a straight shooter. That's what you said. Sure. And he came out and he wanted to release this, this very special thing, show the whole world his mummies.

Yes. Now, he has a bunch of little tiny alien mummies. And obviously, it's been difficult week. But what was nice is, is that the memes have been making me smile. All of these mommies have been very cute. They got little mouths. They remind me of Wendy in many ways when what we're gonna do to her. Because we're in a mum of fire just like this.

Good job. I appreciate that. But for those of you who haven't seen these mommies, they're what? Two feet tall. Very small. Like one foot tall. They are ribbed for her pleasure. They have the only way I can try a bit of shelf like tits. They've got little it's very square shoulders. And they're supposed to be anywhere between I want to say 718 hundred years old. This is what this man saying allegedly allegedly. and then they were found in Kusko Peru.

And basically a lot of people in Peru were like, how'd you get our mummies? Yeah. Remember when there's a big criminal probe is going into that. Yeah. But he wanted to show this thing, be like, look, so according to Jamie Mosson, at this moment, the two bodies discovered in Peru are shown to the public that belong to Triedactyl B. Tried that. He said there is humanoid shape.

And he said that these specimens are not part of our terrestrial evolution. These aren't beings that were found or after a UFO wreckage. They were found in diatom algae mines and were later fossilized. Don't really know what that means. Seems to maybe just he's just kind of in private. Yeah, he's in private. Is it zaps up? Yeah. And so he showed US officials and members of the Mexican government videos of in private. Yeah, he's in private. Is it Zaps? Yeah. And so he showed US officials and members in the Mexican government videos of UFOs. Identified anomalous phenomena.

He did a whole presentation. I'm pretty certain that the first thing he did was like, had a tape recorder and then, do do do do do do do do the techno version? Yeah. It was on the X-Files soundtrack. Let me look at that. And because the X-Files soundtrack was incredible, because it had that Foo Fighters version of the Gary Newman song down in the park. It was great. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh. God, I could see myself just fucking sweating over a hamburger at a porter pot to get a UFO festival to the song. God, I love it. So we did a whole presentation. He said that scientists from the Autonomous National University of Mexico, the UNAM, were able to collect these DNA evidence for you. Radio carbon dating. And he says 30% of these tiny little guys DNA was said to be Marcus unknown.

Unknown. And the UNAM have, which by the way, is a very well-respected organization, very well-respected university have come out and said, we don't know who this man is at all. That's because they were so in shock at the results that they were and then who knows, the men in black could have come and erased all their memory. I think it might have just been Will Smith with his big old hand. Just now, make it everybody. Not everybody next week. But they're colonists debunked, which, hey, mm-hmm, hey buddies, just, just let it, just let it be real, it's obviously not real. I, it is hard to, because I love tiny mommies.

Of course. I think it's really cute. And I guess the Peruvian government is coming out and saying, what in the living fuck are you doing with whatever this stuff that could be ours? Where did you get this from? And Maasan responded, I'm not worried. I've done absolutely nothing illegal.

Absolutely. I don't know if he said it suspiciously. I don't see it in the actual font here. Millie go. Millie go. And he said whether they are aliens or not, we don't know. But they were intelligent. I don't what I mean.

How do you know? Well, they have a little math book. Next one. All right. They lived with us. And this should rewrite. He stole. And I think it's, I think it's more going to rewrite his Wikipedia page

with criminal applications. I think I have all the segment in the bottom of it. I did read his Wikipedia page and this man does have a long history of grifting. He was involved in public sizing a specimen dubbed the Metapet creature, which later turned out to be a skinned monkey. Metapet creature, I gotta look this up. He also had in 2016 something that he called a demon fairy. Oh, yeah, that is for certain. No, a skin monkey. That was like a right now. Yeah. This came from a guy named Ursula Ruiz. He regularly used to set traps to feed the owner's birds and snakes.

But then one day he found a small alien like creature alive, but caught in the trap. Oh, yeah. And they said they killed it. Yeah, he said, but your ranchers got together and said, KSS though, and we delivered you to that, which is not good. Yeah, the demon fairy, that turned out to be a bat with some wooden sticks glued to it. Like, doesn't he just shift to artists? Like, you're an artist. This is it. I'm not like I'm not a truth teller. I'm telling a story bigger than true fiction. This is my favorite one in 2015. He led an event called B witness where a mummified body that he claimed to be an alien child was unveiled. And when they actually looked at the mummified corpse. It was just a real kid.

It was an actual human child. It's like, my God, is that Madeline McCann? I can't believe I'm finally the mystery of South. Man, just the idea of just bringing a bunch of mummy kids in and just saying aliens, that's our next gig. We gotta go do it, man. It's so much simpler. That I have for so long wanted to be like the five-in-dime man in the, you know, in what

do you call it, the ballad of Buster Scruggs, the guy that travels from town to town in the wagon that has the cabinet of curiosities. I've won. That's been my dream forever. Don't take that away from yourself yet. Yeah. But they're in a charge too, but it's a gander. We know that there, that the guys went into the, the, the Provean mummy bed.

There was a documentary I watched that a reporter had already went and looked into this, when they were just in Peru. You went and he looked into, he got them all tested because that was what they were saying. They have X-rays up it. So you see these X-rays, which tantalized me at first. When I first saw it, of course, you got like the little alien like,

hey man, you know, you're like, you what, whatever that fucking meme is, right? And then I saw skeletons, and then I saw an X-ray with like little blobby organs in it. And I was just been like, yes. Like, I'm very excited. And all of a sudden it's just like, no, they went and redid the whole thing

and they're saying like all the bones inside of it are apparently completely mismatched. And they're also human bones. Well, because you'll remember that, and also we've been just saying Peruvian mummy. Its name is Josephine. And that is real. Okay, name it Josephine.

Josephine from your own out. Extremely, I don't mean to insult any Josephine's out there, extremely bitchy name for a proven moment. I mean, it's just like the idea. I've been like Josephine, but he's like these fucking don't fucking call me Josie. Don't call me Josie. I am Josephine.

All right. So the legs were from a tibia bone, and then there was another. There was a femur. Yeah. And it's in the main issues. There's no joint joint point. Yeah. Right. We didn't know it was a thing, which is saying that they said, the main issues, there's no joint point. Right, what you didn't know was a thing,

which is saying that whatever the humanoid was, if it was indeed a humanoid as it began, probably could not move. Well, it couldn't walk, but by joint, I think they may knees. Yes. So, maybe it could walk, but just like on little sticks. Like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, but John McCain, right? No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the audience feel your wealth. All right, they're at their working. It wasn't that expensive. How dare you tell them about your Al Paco lines sweater.

It was made by Nicole A. Whoa, whoa. You know who made it? Yeah, it's got a little thing. Man, that's crunchiest. Fuck. You just bought that from a woman you met? No, no, no, I bought it from this company that sells all package shit. I don't want to do it.

I actually, I've never seen just the shirt or the berth. The name of the person who specifically made your shirt. No, Matt, I moved to California. I started buying out package shit. I know. I started buying hemp stuff. You love hemp. I love hemp.

I love out pack of stuff. This is who I am now, and I'm loving it. Hey, I'm soft. You are extremely soft. You smell good. I taught you yesterday. You did smell very good. Thank you.

And you know, I like that you're easy going. I've been moisturizing because the sun, it's so hot out here. Come on. Wow, we're all fucking lame. I'm fucked now. We've all changed so significantly. But the, they did with the alpecus skull for the alien

is he's flipping around Facial part was seem to have been kind of knocked off that's they said the facial was knocked off leaving only the brain case Which is if you're looking at it. You're like, okay, yeah Yeah, I kind of see some of that and then the skull was unrotated so the back part faces forward Mm-hmm, and so yeah rotated to the back part faces forward. Mm-hmm. And so yeah. What it reminds me of is when I was growing up back in Rochester, back in Texas,

we had this one hardware store that was in town and they had hanging up on the wall. It was a creature that someone, basically someone had taken a deer's butt, they had taken a deer's butt They'd taken a deer's ass. Yeah, and they put eyes on it. Yeah, sure And they put and they put teeth in it like real sharp teeth. TGi Friday. Yeah, sure That's fine with me. I love all of this. This is exactly what they did. They jackaloped it. This is just a jackalop man Where are the jackalops? What do you mean? When we were kids.

Yeah, they were everywhere, weren't they? Jackalopes were fucking thing, right? Do you remember that Rob? Yeah. Yeah, America's funniest one video. He was the jackalope. Dave Koolie. Dave Koolie.

Yeah. Fuck you, you got his dick stuff. I'm playing out the Alanis Kool-Aid Jack. Like the angriest woman in the world. Wow. I mean, if anybody out there has like a spare jackalope around the house that you're not doing anything. Where are the jackalopes?

Send us a jackalope. I'd love to have a jackalope. Technically, I believe that the jackalope or this just straight up, they're in Peru and they're being shown to the Mexican government. Rob is showing us the exact thing that I saw when I was a child, except the one that I saw was actually far, it was done in a way

that made me feel as if it was a real creature. I think because you were a child. Yes I was a child and they did definitely scare me as much as they possibly could telling me that this thing was real. Of course. We killed it outside of town. We mounted it.

These things are everywhere. They're going to come here. They're going to kill you. They're going to kill your mother. Yeah. I get the all of that. Well, honestly, that's cute as hell. That's kind of one up.

I want to be that. That's like, I need that energy in my life. Look at that. That's incredible. We got to show this one to the people because I love this. What you can't see is that what somebody has done is they have taken a deers ass. They've definitely done that. And they left the tail and they've lifted the tail. What do you mean you have a deep succession? That's what that face is. Yeah. They've lifted the tail and they've put, it looks like wolf teeth. Like it looks like you know that you get,

it just could be a dog. That you get from like a wolf mask, you know, like a Halloween mask and they just shove that in there. They go tongue. And they just put two buttons on each side as the eyes. Honestly, PO box 470 of North Hollywood 91603. If you have one of these, please send to the LPN. I hope so. I hope so.

I want a whole trophy wall for this. Like my brother has for the animals that he's actually killed. Well, he's actually killed. Yeah, he's actually killed him, yeah. Well, I guess the story is really not gonna be a vermin. I know. I've heard. I was rooting for the hunters in Bambi.

I was get all of them. I hate everyone on them. I hate the flowers and that's disgusting. Everyone on the radio in the flowers and that's discussed. But his this this this did a little UFO in for this whole investigation is coming to a screaming halt. Mm-hmm. Because it's now there. It basically investigation and now it's a criminal investigation.

Well, everybody's mad at him because again, it looks like he stole these mums. And the only way I could put it is like instead of Indiana Jones, his name's like, it really should be like the fucking Arkansas Rodriguez where he was then he did it bad. He did this incorrect. So it's all debunked. The Provean officials are coming forward. I mean, like, where's our fucking mommies? I don't know what this says. Culture minister Leslie Ortega has questioned how once you described it, so what she described as pre his spanning objects left Peru and They're coming right up. So we'll see how this plays out But I feel like if the Peruvian government says give us our mummies back

Yeah, it looks like they might be toys There's some talk about they could be toys and they could literally just be our pieces or literally they could all have just been entirely made up At some point to freak people out 1800 years ago. Maybe who knows? You know, I don't know, I don't know what kind of pranks Peruvians are playing. I mean, I feel that was a lot, it was so much easier to do. You're to fuck with people. How like that?

You could say anything that you wanted, never wanted to smell. No way, you mean like, I am mostly ghost. You mean like the cool. How can you tell being like, look in my eyes, see through my eyes. Oh cool. Are you cool? You're freaking me out, buddy.

I mean, this man's been going back and forth to Peru for years. In 2017, he appeared in a video hosted by Gaia Inc. Sure. I love Gaia. I love Gaia. I don't know. Have you subscribed to Gaia yet on Amazon Prime? Unfortunately, yes. I did, of course, because there's a lot of stuff I don't know. Have you subscribed to Guy yet on Amazon Prime? Unfortunately, yes. I did of course because there's a lot of stuff I got to in there. There's a lot for the show Yeah, it's all in Guy. I every once well still watch the

George Norris show on it is absolutely All right, I was gonna ask you if you've ever watched if you've ever sat down and watched it I haven't I was supposed to do that show really well Yeah, but then he found that I did impressions of him Oh, man, and I don't know what to do George honestly. I'll come do it. I don't mean even call it terrible. It just you got Oh, you got a tight them bolts man. It's a lot about rations It's a very scared show right now, but I also I love anything I like I love An anti-vax woman explaining about gems and her pussy.

That is one of my, I love it. So I can't get enough guy. No, you can't. But this guy went on guy and he supposedly unveiled a mummified body that was supposedly discovered in Peru near the Nazca lines. That's how you know. That's how you know.

And he claimed that it was a three fingered alien. You're not saying you knew it was an alien, because it had three fingers. Yeah, yeah, it all dissentist hand. That's the only thing, I don't know anything about him besides I know he's like mean, I know he's got the big head and he's putting with three fingers. That's the only thing I know.

You know that it's a three finger. Yeah, because that's what he said. That's how he eats it like this. Okay, I knew that he ate it with his fingers, but I did not know that the number of fingers was confirmed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing the full, the full, what do you call this? It's not, we know what full banana is.

I don't want that for that anymore. But what is that? Yeah, the three fingers, I'd call it the purposeful pause. I call it the cigarette box. Yeah. That actually works. Right from North Wave. Speaking of cigarette boxes, cigarette box. Yeah. That actually works. Speaking of cigarette boxes, I don't know, this is bad segue.

But this, we'll see, I'll judge this next story is, you're going to might want to smoke some to understand just how fucking hardcore. Once your mind gets blown in this way, you're never going to look at it. Cause we've said a lot of horrible shit about our new English king. You have King Charles. You said a lot about it. I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think

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He got to do one King Lee thing first. Yeah, I do what I want him to do. I want him to cross a river with a bunch of guys on horses. Yeah. I want him to, it's just immediately like, yep, that's the King now. King Charles. Yeah, my king, man, my king's health. All right. So King Charles a third. He said apparently, well, this is, uh, it's an exclusive, it's an exclusive, but it's kind of hardly, it's a badly written order. But I'm trying to pull this thing out.

Right. So a part of the intrepid team, someone over the intrepid team over a daily star in the UK has revealed a King Charles III. He flew a UFO craft. And she saw it the same time. He saved lives. There are so called what they're calling a Tesla coil implosion. Yes. This is in the early 70s.

Yes. And he's a part of a thing called project Scorpio. And I could they said this, right? These, these whistleblower said this and Project Scorpio, I tried to look it up. The only thing I saw was references to an Xbox game. Yeah. And so he basically believed Project Scorpio, what they are alluding to is it has some form of UFO retrieval program that he was a part of and that they he flew some kind of object that was something

I guess either was UFO or based on UFO technology so he said that he was flying a thing called the Corsky prototype rotary craft which is said he was operated by Tesla coils. Yes. And again, this is kind of referring to this Tesla coil accident Happened that what happened it was was that when you have a Tesla coil accident is that it can shoot mass death Everywhere yeah, then just fucking it just an adjiganic Electrical storm yeah an orb expand. Yeah, like a set like a miniature sun that expands. And so according to diver Dan Costello, who says that this all actually happened,

this is a Korski Poetotath rotory craft was an electric risk fifth and target of tax, which cost the lives of the original Sikorski engineers and test pilots intended to fly it to Langley earlier that season in 1975. Many turbines was object to do emergency shutdown whilst some merged requiring special forces divers to enter the voltage risk areas to prevent a mass death event. And

he said that crunch, King Charles, he was right in the middle of it. Yeah, he was right in the middle of the show. Okay, showed up. He dived down into this electrical orb because God, you know, he's brave. And maybe that's what happened to his fingers. Maybe they were zaps. They might have been zaps. Like Hulk. And he also dove into this craft. He also saved all these people in the middle of an attack because apparently this project was constantly being attacked all the time.

They never said who was attacking, they never said who the enemies were, but there was somebody out there that was trying to prevent this Sikorsky prototype rotary craft from getting out there and who knows why. I mean, the because if you look at pictures of it, it looks fucking stupid. It looks really stupid. I don't really know what it would even serve. It looks like a dumber, flatter, more expensive helicopter. It just used a fucking helicopter. Yeah, it looks like, first of all, you've got your UFO shape, your classic UFO dome shape.

That's, you know, that's the bottom of it. So somewhere between a, was it, because we used to call it back in the day, you still have it, they're like teardrop on its side shape. Yeah. Sort of like a plain wing. Mm-hmm. And for some reason, it's also got a tail on it, saying, yeah, that, I don't know what it's called, the rotary tail. I think it's looked dope. Yeah, and then it's got, yeah, that I don't know what's called the rotary tail. I think it's looked dope. Yeah.

And then it's got fashion and then it's got two, two propellers on top that are diagonal and they're diagonal from each other. They could very easily hit each other. And then there are two glass bubbles, three glass bubbles. Now that I see there's three glass bubbles for the pilots to see out. All their fucking garbage and they're really fucking stupid. And tiny little wheels on the bottom that look like shopping cart. And if you look it up, it's nowhere.

If you look it up anywhere, you really can't find any of your evidence of it. But I don't know why we needed to have this thing, but they really felt they had to do it. And he said, because they got in there right, because they knew that these turbines. So again, let's roll back your intelligence for a second. All right, just try to imagine. Put yourself in the place for person who's just had a head injury. This rotary craft is real as all fuck King Charles is the bravest man has ever been.

He went down because the turbines were gonna blow. And he was like, I don't make them not blow then all blow. And he went down there, he churn off the turbines and he saved everyone. He said, they said, which I don't. He said he saved tens of thousands of people from the counties of children, Queens, and London back. And they knew that this was dangerous because this had already happened. In 1903, there was a massive Tesla coil incident

in which much metal was burned and melted. You gotta be careful with our metals. Because 1903 is a long time ago to just say something happened an electrical plasma event is what they're calling it. Because I don't understand a lot about one day, we've been floating doing a Tesla like series. It's one of those. It's like,

when I was like what the world would be like if we had listened to Tesla instead of Edison. But it wasn't there's something, maybe this is all just from the movie The Prestige. But to me made like floating energy, like wasn't the idea that he wanted to create the idea of like using of like distance charging and and being able to like turn things on like all around you and show?

I know that's from the movie. David Bowie did it. Yeah. If I remember correctly, I'm probably wrong here, but I think Tesla's thing is that if we would have gone with his method of electricity, everything we be groovy and everybody fucking would be I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we would have,

but we wouldn't have to use like power lines or, you know, anything like that. It just be air where and just be air where. Yeah, it'd be Wi-Fi electricity, but I just don't really understand. It's that yeah, I get your over simplifying it. No idea. Like, you know, you put side stories LPL and Gmail.com please explain to me what the hell Tesla energy was. And if that is real or not, because I know it had a lot of, because I know that Tesla had sort of mysterious side.

Yes. And it was mystical. And I think there was a little bit of that. And might have just been all that free floating goddamn electricity slowly cooks your fucking brain. That might be. And maybe that's part of the reason what with those things we'll find out after the, uh, we are done probably about 10 years from now. I think I can really start looking at the, how, uh, all of the entire, the, the mailstrom of electronic interference that we are in a sea of every day since 2007, like what it's done to us. Yeah. It's going to be real fun to see. It's like,

yeah, because if our bodies truly are powered by electricity and we're just fucking bombarded, it with all sorts of shit up in there. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a 5G conspiracit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not really what it's about. No, it's more just like, we are just sitting in this all the stuff though. Yeah, we're sitting electricity constantly. Again, that's my reason, that is my reasoning for why ghost sightings, cryptid sightings and UFO sightings have gone down over the years because the electricity makes them, makes them fucking go away. Yeah, then that's also a terrifying thought to think that man, what if after we die, you know, back in the day, the electricity in our bodies leaves, goes somewhere else, what if all the electricity in the air is destroying our souls immediately upon death?

Cool! I think that's fucking awesome. Yeah, I mean, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's just go right, it's literally like a soul shredder. Yeah, I mean, that's fucking crazy. It's literally like a soul shredder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Whoa. Yeah, like Wi-Fi is a soul shredder.

We'll find out. We'll find out when we fucking die, man. Yeah, but we were not in permanent blackness. Yeah, we won't know the difference though. And also, the cool thing about that is that as soon as Wi-Fi and the more that they should proliferate across the earth, the more that they should proliferate across the earth, the more that all the fucking electrical beings floating around just get zapped and

zapped and zapped and there's this whole war behind the scenes. You started to even know about. Honestly, I'm just scared. I was actually enjoying the sci-fi edge of it for a while, but now I'm scared. Yeah, your soul's gonna get fucking blasted into oblivion, bro. Again, I won't even know. Because what do I care? Because Delta is implementing new rules for gaining statuses? Are they how can I possibly care about what happens after life if I'm already in hell

If hell is here Well, I did look into Prince char or King Charles's excuse me Can we just call them Charles King? I like calm King Charles' excuse me. Can we just call him Charles? King, I like calm King Charles. I like to call him King Charles. I guess so people know that we're not just talking about fucking what's his name, Ralph Machia, what's his name from Charles and Charge?

Yeah, and you fucked me up, man. I was on a King Charles streak for like six months before you fucked me up. What? Because I just called him Prince Charles. Welcome to my fucking thrust. Not six months maybe, but months, months, a month. I was on King Charles and you fucked me up.

But anyway, I truly had American Revolutionary. I looked up King Charles's military record. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was so project Scorpio, it was like, is that one of the big things on it? No, project Scorpio has nothing to do with it. He was in the RAF though. He was in project Scorpio though, according to the man that goes unnamed in the order well according to the sources

that I've done read I heard was was that a man said that he was in project Scorpio regardless he was definitely in the RAF and he knew how to fly a plane like you know how to fly a jet fighter yes I was fucking Woody Harrelson yeah a lot of people know how to fly a plane like you try to fly a jet fighter. Yes, it was fucking Woody Harrelson A lot of people know how to fly a plane But this is interesting one of the people who trained him a man named Sir Richard Jones, huh, yeah said he said this Prince Charles had a natural ability and picks things up very quickly However, he has to say it's a literal point of the fucking country

However, there was one aspect He just couldn't get the grips with which I thought was down to him not relaxing I told him to relax and in response he burst into song Isn't that cute? No, you know what it is? That's the type of shit that makes me nuts because I love that excuse So like I always like what are your main flaws? Work to art. I care too much. And it killed it's killing me how much I care. Right? So this is that's that. And that's what he's saying. It's been like the only thing he was bad

at was being bad at anything. Like he was told to do it by a man with a fucking three-foot furry hat with a musket pointed at the back of his fucking hand. I know a lot. Honestly, I'm not going to malign those guys. What are they called? Beer keepers. Beer keepers. What are those guys called? The Royal Guard. Yeah, with the big hats. I think they're the Royal Guard. Whatever they are. But I know that they are trained. Right. I know they don't just stand there. Bobbies are the police officers. No, Bobbies are the police officers. Bobbies are the police are called like, uh, boppadus or something. I think it's the Royal Guard. Yeah, but they went and those guys, I know that they're highly trained, but you have to be the top of the top of the top in order to get those to do go to essentially, then

do kukuklock like actions in front of everybody. When you do the change of the guard, which is awesome. It's a tourist attraction. I've watched it so many times. I had so much fun to do. They're called the Queen's God. Great, but they are, you could see, they forcing other people to be like,

no, something nice. No, you go say something nice now, because you can go to break. You know, like it's very easy to threaten somebody because again, the man has a crown on. He does. So he's, yeah, you're gonna believe anything and he says at that moment in time,

because you know if you don't, it's a constant, it's an England man. We're not talking about, fuck it. We're not talking about England 1492. There's still, we're talking, we're talking like modern parliamentary democracy. You think, so you think in your mind that Queen Elizabeth for all of these years has been sending out the Queen's guard. Yeah, armed guard. Yes. I'm already saying yes.

To threaten people to say nice things about her under the pain of death. Yeah. You believe that. I think everybody, I think I don't think it's sad. I think that you just know you could say like, so I something no, a snap. Yeah. You saw something noise and you know what happens to people. Don't go to the go to the not nice room. I do know. I don't know about the Queen's guard. I don'tish, man. Yeah. You saw something noise and you know what happens to people? Don't go to the, go to the not nice room.

I do know, I don't know about the Queen's guard. I don't know about that, but I have heard from our English listeners that if you go into the country side of England and talk shit about the Queen and a pub, you will have a man saying say something nice, say something nice. And then he'll, you know, he'll glass yet. Yeah, you, they, well, we discovered in our very, you know, we were not super traveled, but that was told to us many times of just being like, just understand that there are people that are still within this fear that will literally knock you the fuck out.

Like if you say something openly about the queen, but most of our people go like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, looking around for the hat. They're like looking to see if they had as anywhere in the bar. You know, all right. Well, our British listeners, if you know of the hat men,

the secret hat men, please email us at size stories LPO T.O. at gmail.com. I'm Northway. You know what millennial women are saying? What are they saying? Nerds make the best husbands. And you know what they're right.

I don't know. I think they're right. Elon Musk. Well, that's different. That's all I gotta say about that. That's different. That is different because you can't paint us all with the same brush.

Because they say, they say in the article, if a man owns a lightsaber, that's a green flag. And guess what? I want a lightsaber. Yeah, man, you get your black plasma one. But also guess what? Built that light saber with my wife. She has one too.

Wow. I feel, I feel, how beautiful that is. Mine's green. Hers is violet. You see, this is like, I love this shit. Because I don't think you guys were super into like IP. But you guys like nerd stuff more than anybody else. I kind of like know within our sphere.

Oh, no, dude. We know so much. You have no idea how much we actually know about Star Trek. Well, Star Trek. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. And Star Wars as well.

This is very interesting because you go, you, you're Star Trek people. And Lord of the Rings, you have no idea how much I know about Lord of the Rings. You're Star Trek people. Yeah. Why are you, why are you cheating? We love Star Wars as well.

But we are star trick people through and through. No, but I don't see you having star worlds is incredible, but you don't have a star trek like fucking weapon or anything. We well, what we do have is you going to get the thing from the what was the William Shatner when he fights the guy that I don't know exactly what that weapon was, but it looks somewhat like a cling on botless. And I do want a cling on botless somewhere in the house, but what we do have in the house, we have a phaser on a stand, don't you? No, we have a deep, a replica of deep space nine, the deep space nine station.

And we're working on our collection of all the deep space nine figures. We've got most of them right now. We got Jadzea, we've got Quark, we've even got Morn. I mean, we got a pretty good collection on. We've got Commander Cisco. We've even got, I mean, just for completion sake, we got Julian Bashir, you know, we thought about it. Like, do we really need Julian Bashir?

I feel like I'm your mother. And I'm gonna do like, that's NAS, Mark. That's NAS, now get to work. We even have a framed, we have a frame that has signed pictures of our two favorite klingons. Mark, Mark is talking gal. Yeah, father. Now we found a bunch of poems. And we have how we like you being created. You need to work on the fence. All right. Now you got to get your arms going. Right? Because it's going to be a null false to come

through here anytime now. It's going to blow up the dust. It's gonna blind our prize hosts. No, Easter. I don't know. But no, I'm glad that you have this together. Yeah, we do. Now, only I only do, if the only IP were really attached to is TwinPigs. Sure.

And we're also attached to that as well. But it's like my own, that's the only one we really kind of adhere to. Also, I don't like referring to it as IP. Well, the thing is, is that it's, it is. And I wish, you know what I'd like for them to do is that maybe when all of this is over and the strike is over and all this fucking garbage is over,

maybe they could like not treat it as such. And maybe people like me wouldn't feel like that anymore where they just are pumping out whatever the fuck it is they want out of the fucking, all of these beloved memories that we have. I mean, Marvel, like that Marvel is without it out 100% IP. And I also will consider comic comic book characters are far more IP. But it's also getting fucking factory milk.

Oh, yeah, definitely. And honestly, going to Star Wars Galaxy, like I loved it. It was fucking awesome. It was cool. The lightsabers, the rides are great. But I was disappointed that it was almost completely like new loved it. It was fucking awesome. It was cool. Do the lightsabers. The rides are great. But I was disappointed that it was almost completely like new Star Wars. Like they think they just didn't they're just wiping out the old. They don't want to deal with the old Star Wars because they want the new Star Wars

because that's what they're making the new money on. Yeah, and it will. I mean, it's but it's not. No, it's not good. No, the whole time because I'm like same thing. We've got theta. That's my thing. I was like, oh, we have not fade. I do like what's his name? Adam Driver's character. Yeah, he was great. Oh, okay.

Colorin was the best, he's the only good part of the series. Not only good, but the best part. Just give us something. Like, listen, the millennials, us. I know you are catering to us back for you are. But like, I know it's, give us, give us something. All right, give us something when we go in there. Yeah, I want to see a dark raider

I want to see a dark one. Is he Darth Vader? Um, have you heard of fluke Skywalker? I have not take a look at fluke Skywalker This is who I really feel like is the new generation. Um, he actually I believe just died by suicide Skywalker arrested was the auto Folly he died by suicide following criminal charges now He's had so many pictures with Mark Hamill and God, he must love that. His name is John Stevens. He said that he was pandering sexually-ordinated material involving a minor. He went by the name of Flux Skywalker and would dress as a, I don't know, pedophile version of Luke Skywalker

because he's quite chubby. Yeah, I mean, he was, ah, God help us. And again, just all of the pictures him standing happily with Mark Hamill. Mark Hamill smiling. God, he's had to deal with so much of this fucking shit. I can't, ah, God, he just want Mark Hamill. He must have to, God, what the, the, the piles of nerd

mister. Yes, dude, just weave his way through. Well, he doesn't just have star words to deal with. He also has the Joker, he has Batman fans to deal with as well. Which Batman fans, I think, because again, that's the other IP I adhere to. I love Batman. I love Batman. Anything Batman.

Yeah. Well, did anything Batman? Again, I'm not that into the idea of the new Joker, but I'll be fine. That's fine. Oh yeah, because he dances too much. No, it's just what I will just. Because I love the new joke. What in the living fuck is the Joker without Batman?

What is the point of having the Joker without fucking Batman in the things? I want Batman. I want Batman. I want Batman Anytime if you're just super hero, I don't give a fuck is a Batman who gives a shit then Blue beetle I don't care about blue beetle. Well, I am man. He's tiny. That's dumb. Yeah Batman. I mean I cared about Ted cord But you know like it's just well. It's hit new be the lane I'm not too into but yeah I haven't really given a shit about a Marvel movie in fucking years. I just love the Marvel movies and then just all became it became like the

actual comic book companies where the continuity is so fucked up and you have to watch every single thing to know what the fuck's going on it's just a constant fucking crossover forever and you have to buy every single fucking issue if you want to know Oh, I want to fucking find out what's going on with this new fucking crossover, but now I got to read five six Seven who saw different allow yourself to experience what I need issues I don't have to buy those issues. I Don't have to know Not every single crossover. I don't, not every storyline has to be engaged with. And I think that's really important for our listeners to understand it is that

you can choose your own and I can stick with what I love. That's only the point. And I don't have to buy in these crossovers. I don't have to be angry. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault that fucking after rebooting the X-Men. Don't start in such a wonderful way.

Just don't see me, right? Because we get it. Because the only, honestly, the only weaved crazy storyline I really want to follow is my eventual solo dive into the life of Christian, which they technically Christian had all of charges. They were dismissed. Wow. Wow. But how do you feel about that? Because you're a way back Christian guy. I'm not okay.

Let's let's pump the bricks on way back Christian guy. Way back Christian. I don't want it. That is not my identity. I've been here and you fucking talk about it. No, it has been for two years. Yes, I have been, I've been, yes, I've been, we asked you to stop. Yep. And you kept going. I then for my own personal mental health, I stepped away because it was getting worse and worse and worse. We know that the Christian was accused of making a legal, making legal, legal kisses to her mother.

And I am not happy. But all of this was outed by Pete. I mean, who knows? It's just, it sounds like somebody within the family dropped the charges and now Chris Chant's kind of back and just kind of living in anonymity. I don't know what's gonna happen next.

I don't think it's gonna happen next. Yeah. I don't think it's gonna be anything good. Well, I think when a lady has relations with her own mother, I think the word to use there is copulation. They copulate it. Because it's the worst word for it. We just gotta get rid of dryers Cross this whole fucking country man dryers. That's where all these mothers are getting stuck

Hey, can't rid all this shit. Just get rid of them. No, no front loader. No no front loaders only top Only top loaders It's bad I It's bad. I don't know what's going to happen with Chris Chan. And I'm going to keep my finger on it. Is that a bad turn? I shouldn't have said that. No, no. I'm going to read about it.

Keep your eyes peeled and sit and think upon it. Yes. Because I'll meditate upon it because they need help. And we'll see what happens. They could get a television show. Who knows? It's fucking 2023. They're not in the union. No, they're not. And they are absolutely desperate. I hear the studios are offering certain people like $1,000,000,000,000, triple the normal rate to cross the pickup line. Yeah, man. My imbiolic stuff can be back at jeopardy for months. Yeah. Christian could get right in there.

Can you imagine the skits of frenic? That'd be like if Daniel Johnson was God. Like if that started like everything that the wheels are really falling off that, you know. God. Oh my God. Well, I mean, wheels falling off. There is some insane shit going on on the internet right now. I don't know, man.

No, I'm new with this. You help it. I know. I know. I'm trying. I'm trying. I heard it. You know, guys, there is, I don't know if you've heard about this thing called the internet.

It is wild. There's wild stuff on the internet. He is he's making fun of us From the inside. I'm not making for you from the inside. I'm trying my best. No, you're doing good Instagram There's a doctor yeah, who live streamed The autopsy Oh, this is this is bad. Oh, this is just fucking bad This one is fucking bad. This is just fucking bad. This one is fucking bad.

This is, this story is both incredible and horrific all at the same time. He's just so smiley. Dr. Jackson Gates, he looks like... Kind of looks like Dr. Octopus. He does look like Dr. Octopus glasses on the round ones. No, he's being suited. Georgia Couple is suing him for posting photos of their child's to capitated body on

his social media, which is again, is that for likes? Is that increase your engagement? I think he is. Is it on a real? It's not the first time that he's done it. He, that's his thing on Instagram is posting autopsies. What? Do you mean that's his thing? That's his thing on Instagram is posting autopsies. What? Do you mean that's his thing?

That's his thing. That's what he's done. How is that a thing? He's got 11,000 followers. On Instagram? On Instagram. Yeah, it's his thing. I guess it must be fucking, I guess it's educational.

Yeah. And it wasn't a live stream. It was just a video. Um, oh, good. Yeah, good. Yeah, roll it back. Yeah, roll it back. Yeah, roll it back. But he actually, no, actually it was three videos.

It just don't really understand. The initial video was posted in July 14th, scoring people magazine. It was removed by Dr. Gates when he uploaded two more. And then he said, the brief parents learned about this. They, of course, they felt feelings of shock, anger, humiliation and outrage. Of course, they never gave him permission.

The lawsuits that the couples never gave him permission to pose the process. Yeah, of course not. The fucking phone call. Like, what is it? Oh, we got a problem with my, it was a, it was a, oh yeah, I know a lot of people were mad that I went to, like I went to a room under the strikes. It's like, is that me like, no, that's not what we're mad about, Dr. Gates. Well, I think what they're, I mean, the reason why they're extra mad at this is because Dr. Gates was not the one who decapitated the baby.

It was the doctor who tried to deliver the baby. During the Caesarian section, somehow this is one of the most horrific things I have ever heard to happen in the history of the show. Is this this? There was a Caesarian section. The body was pulled out, the head was somehow decapitated. Jesus Christ. And the head was delivered through the vagina.

I don't think that God is real. I think that it is true. I think Daniel Donson is Lord. This is not good. No. No, so they're already going through that. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's upset. Yeah, I mean, it's but the possibly the worst possible outcome. Oh, Good Lord of a burst take care of yourselves. But you know what it honestly, it was kind of because it connects to another story where a guy was filing for divorce from his wife Because he said their relationship will never be the same after seeing her intestines during her cesarean section. Wow. He's like I saw her guts. I can't love this woman Which is that you feel like in my way, in my mind, no, you know, you love this person more than anything else. Of course. You've seen him at there. You've seen you've been the most intimate. You could possibly be with another person.

Yeah. It could see. That's your child. Yeah. Coming out of this person. Yeah. And again, look at the child. Yeah. That's what I would do. Yeah. Don't look around the child. I would just develop tunnel vision where I'm just looking at the child. Yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah, don't know around the child. I would just develop tunnel vision where I'm just looking at the child to me like it's good. You want to make sure the wife's alive, right? The wife's alive and you got to look at the child and just be like, oh, this is nice. But also again, it's just blood and guts. Yeah. You were just in there anyway. Yeah, it's fine. If you're the husband, I would, yeah, you've been up in them guts before. Oh, I fucking, I hate that to up in them guts. You don't like that? I hate it. I hate it. Oh, man them guts before. Oh, I fucking hate that up in them guts. You know, I hate it. I hate it. Oh, man.

Good Lord. Well, this is a great story. Yeah. Thank God. You know, Instagram, they really helped. And everybody here, you know, that's, you know, Mr. Roger said, in times of trouble, look for the helpers. Look for the helpers, yeah.

And so I think the helpers here are bourbon. Um, I guess that's what it is. I don't know. It just takes you main lighting, Vikenden. So you don't care anymore. Yes, leapy pills. Yeah, it's bad, man.

Yeah, it's real bad because it's, yeah, it's on top of that. Why is he smiling so much? This picture of him where he's just like, yep, it was me. He's so happy that he did this because this is a photo from a go, I see the, oh go find me. Yeah, it's a from a gofummy.

I don't know what the gofummy is for, but the credit is gofummy. But this man is definitely in quite a bit of trouble. Yeah, he should be. Yeah, as he should be, because he just, he's been doing this for a while where he just does autopsy. He post videos.

He posts photos. Doesn't ask anybody if it's cool. He's gone under the radar. I just don't know. Until now because he put a fucking decapitated baby on a table and took a video of it and said, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I don't know what his demeanor was. Why?

He was. Yeah, you know, he was chuckling. But I'm in like, wow, that one, that one really scored it. Wow, incredible. Incredible, incredible. I think it's time for hero of the week. All right, let's do it. To keep it in line with the historical nature of hero of the week.

Two bears. They rated a crispy cream donut man. That was making deliveries in Alaska military base and I'm sorry for our boys, but these bears, they're the heroes of the week. I know you think it be you. They chumped on donut halls and everyone was trying to get them out of there. They're trying to shoot them away. They just have a joint base, El for Richardson, it's in Alaska. These two bears.

I guess he left the driver let this doors open when he stopped at the store. But all of a sudden these bears, they didn't fucking, they just jumped right in. And they just took over the entire little thing. And then it must have been real dangerous trying to get them out of there. Oh, and they're cute bears too. They're the great outdoors bears. Yeah, it is cute. Yeah, but we, and you know, in our home, we called them the bald,

heiny bear. Yeah, because we shot his butt. Yeah, you remember that in that movie? Yeah, I love that. That was the best part of the movie. We called it the bald, heiny bear movie. Yeah, oh, that's fun. Yeah.

And now it's like, I didn't like that movie as much as a kid. Now I love that movie more than ever. Yeah, because the Dan Eckroid character, we called it the bat movie. Very funny. Yeah, because when we used to vacate, we, when I was a kid, we'd vacation in New Mexico up in the mountains in Riyadosa. Yeah.

That's the destination for middle-class Texans. We talked about it in our Billy the Kid series, but it's got a real big bat problem. He does. Yeah. And so when our parents would go out, drink in, do whatever the fuck they want, they'd leave all the kids in the cabin that the families would rent together. And then bats would just come in. And then we'd put on all the, you know, we'd put the weights back in the gear over our head. And then when you actually kill a bat, it's not fun. That's horrible. You should be killing a bat.

It's well because it's a thing is that we're kids. So we think they're vampire bats. Oh God. And also they're rare, beautiful animals. And their parents are constantly telling us that bats have rabies. Oh yeah. They're freaked out by bats. Yeah also they're rare beautiful animals. And their parents are constantly telling us the bats have rabies. Oh yeah, yeah. They're freaked out by bats. Yeah, they're freaked out by bats. Cause like rabies is like that's like, when I was a kid, I was terrified of rabies because everything had rabies.

You don't go here. You're going to your anything because everything's got rabies. But of course we can't hide and we're kids and we want some mischief and we want some fun. You do. And you want to try to, you want to just kind of chew them out. But then there was one kid that was real interested in killing that bad. That's really sad. And he got that bad.

I told you, you know how many times I've talked about how I wrote into the bad expert, Dr. Merlin Tuttle. I was obsessed with that. And what happened for me was my Michael Keaton moment from Batman 89, where I was in same thing at our lake. This is real. I like George, right? Night fishing. This is real. I like George right. We went night fishing.

All the men were so mean to me because I was so bad and disinterested in the fishing process because as soon as they showed me how to be like pierce a worm I cried. No. Right. So and I was just like, yeah, yeah. And they all just been like, well, he's fucking useless.

Yeah. But then I do remember all the bats came out to get the bait. And I remember like, I felt like Faruja bulk, right? It was just like, yes, as the bats came around in a circle. And I was just like, yeah, the music they made reaches the night. You know, I fucking love that was like, oh, I became a little ginger god. Hmm. You just hearing your head. The music of the night.

Yeah, of course, because again, I was also deeply in my fandom face. Yes, so that was during your fandom face. I'm in it still. Yeah, no, you're I love that. I love Phantom and I want him back. I once got my ear almost ripped off by a fish hook. Yeah, I gotta stop doing manly things. That was when I was a child.

I was like four or five. Yeah, when ears are much easier to rip off. Oh my God, yeah, man, you can be, I could rip a fucking ear off a child in a second. They have no idea. You don't know what's coming. They just trust you. Yeah, but it was one of those like freak accidents

where you know we're all fishing and the line goes back and the hook just like caught my ear. And then it was like, and then it fucking, it propelled me forward almost out of the boat. You're proud, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of your ear. Thanks. I was involved in a lot of accidents and I was a kid.

I can't believe you're alive. Yeah, me too. Now it's time for some listen to you. First thing up, we got a good little response to my question last week when we were doing John Holmes part two about like drug dealers doing a test if you're a cop. And then someone wrote a really interesting story about how they, you know, they went in and out of areas

what they called trap houses, which is, you know, these like, that's where you got to get drugs. It was in Atlanta. You get hard drugs. You get hard drugs, not Tylenol. And then they went in there and they got, they were looking for H where I look for heroin like this guy because he wanted to go to this guy. He turned out, because you know, this is as more and more shit was being cut into the

heroin and they like, basically, we're saying this one guy. He's got the good stuff. Yeah, no more, no fettin' on his stuff. Yes. And so he met with this guy and he said the way He's like the only time I ever experienced this where the guy turned to him and said it's like how you take it And he pointed his nose and he pointed his arm and the guy was like, you know, you know Shutski and he was like so he poured him a big big line of it. Nice. Which he said

Honestly, if I had not ever done heroin before and I'd done that, I probably would have overdosed. But at that point, my tolerance was so high, I just zipped through it and I loved it. And so basically he's saying, I'm pretty certain that that was a cop test. Yeah. And I was like, that makes sense. Yeah. And then he became friends with that guy.

Oh, he said loosely kind of almost like a hostage situation, which is kind of what happens there. And they're not that super, not that pleasant. No, you know, no, they're really not. Oh, here I got some, this is a good story though. Bit of background. We're living in the Northeast, UK, pretty much right on the coast. We were driven out to a nearby seaside town

one night to get some food. It was dark in the road of the town's quite remote, and was slid by lamppost. I was driving. As we drove up the road of the town's quite remote was lit by lampposts. I was driving. As we drove up the road, I said to my boyfriend, what the fuck is that? The side of the road, there was a really strange, large flamingo-like creature except rather than pink, it was grey and it was fluffy. Baby, flamingos are grey. This is bigger than that.

And it was fluffy. Baby flamingos are gray. This is bigger than that. Obviously, in the northeast UK, flamingos are not native. There was no one near any houses. And I said, I said that stretch of the road is fairly remote. So it wasn't made, it was kind of garden ornament or anything like that. And it was moving, it was alive. My boyfriend was like, oh my god, yeah, what the fuck?

To which I replied, was it a flamingos? He looked really confused at that point. And I had no idea what I was talking about. It was a bit of back and forth, but if he'd seen something on the side of the road like I had, he had, but what he described was a big ball of flesh, rather than a flamingo type thing, which we've talked about. This has covered many times that people have seen two things at the same time.

We still have no idea what happened. I didn't see a fleshy ball anywhere. And you didn't see a flamingo, was it something presenting itself differently to each of us? Interesting. Interesting. So it's more flamingo shaped because it was gray and fluffy. Or it's just what it was weird, glitch in the matrixy,

blobby shit, it just kind of have to deal with. No, it's weird, they see something exact like that, these are complete opposite shapes because the flamingo is tall and slender and a big ball of life is a big ball of life. But you say it was fluffy, it was big. Fluffy. I do feel like it's more about like how we interpret it.

Or again, fucking blood in the water. Blood in the water. Maybe there was a guest. But otherwise I love this story. I love anything, you know, I love large birds like mysterious things. I like like, what are you doing it? Why is that it?

And what's interesting about that is the thing that it kind of peaks in my brain is perhaps her perception is more evolved than his. Is that because he sees just a big, big, big blob. He sees version one, she's seeing version three. Exactly. Yeah, that's very interesting stuff. That's very, you know, I like it, shit.

No, I love that shit. And I got one last story. With spooky seizing and approaching, I figured it would now be a good time to tell you guys about one of the most bizarre things that has ever happened. I was shot in the head by a ghost. So my family loves spooky shit. We don't necessarily seek it out,

but we do have a lot of scary stories. So one place we keep having these ghostly encounters is a local antique mold, usually just a weird feeling or an old woman sitting on the furniture who disappears when you turn around. That could just be vagrant. I want to go to that antique mall. So bad. The last antique mall I went to and it was in Abling, Texas and they had a bunch of Nazi

shit. So it sort of like turned me off from antique malls for a little bit. It's changed a little bit. Yeah, there was one on Florida where you used to go to all the time and it got real Nazi. Yeah. So one day my mom finds a small stuffed rabbit. She picks it up and she makes a joke about how creepy it looks.

And then she goes silent for about 30 seconds. Suddenly she throws the money back on the shelf and says, do not touch that fucking thing. So of course I go over to it. It's clearly very old and handmade. The fabric used to be pink, but now it's more brown. There are some dark stains on its belly. I pick it up immediately.

A sharp pain goes from the back of my skull, right through my right eye. My vision starts to blur around the edges and everything turns white. The only thing in focus is the bunny in my hand. I'm gonna finally snap out of it and be able to put the bunny down. We run out of the store.

Neither one of us say a word until we're standing in the kitchen, each holding a cup of coffee and staring straight ahead. Slowly she points to the back of her head her finger in the exact spot where I felt that joint of pain when she says, I just saw a little boy get shot. Turns out we both witnessed the same event from different perspectives as I was the one who was shot in the head by the fucking ghost.

I don't know what the hell that means. That's crazy. It's just weird. That's just one of those weird ass things. I love the ear. Yeah, that's one of those things where, you know, people grab onto it. It's the cursed object thing. It is.

Yeah. Oh, speaking of people like those things where you know people grab onto it. It's the cursed object thing. It is yeah Speaking of people like grabbing things and freaking out you know movie I saw for the first time a couple lines ago frailty You can't believe you're afraid of me Only demons are afraid of me. It was great. I love fucking I can't believe you haven't seen frailty I love it. Yeah, it's one of Carolinas favorite and she's like I can't believe you never seen frailty. Yeah, yeah, we watched it Wow, well, we did it. We did it another episode of the can I'm going check us out of the LPN Beach blanket bingo San Diego the Balboa theater October 20th will be there

Be yelling come and see me Henry's a brosky October 11 at a Motso pizza You look at look at the Donner party with Henry's a brosky and be in Come out, have a good time. I'm really excited. It's a whole cannibal theme dinner. It's actually gonna be extremely taste. And don't forget to listen to No Dogs in Space. I'm in Dool 2, part one and two out along with a little primer to get you into our Crouch Rock Epic. It's gonna continue very soon with Can, just as soon as we get it done. Can't fucking wake him up. So live every day.

Not to waste. I'm gonna be in the dark. I'm gonna be in the dark. I'm gonna be in the dark. I'm gonna be in the dark. I'm gonna be in the dark. I'm gonna be in the dark. get you into our crowd rock epic. It's going to continue very soon with can just as soon as we get it done. Can't fucking wake him up. And so live every day, not be in a guy who's illegally trafficking Peruvian mummies into another country just to blow your own life up. You know, because of not, you'll never laugh again because no one's going to

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Twice a month. I'm also check out this Thursday. You're there starting a five p.m. Yeah, it doesn't mean twice a week. It means twice a month. Try some on. I'm also check out this Thursday. You're there starting at 5 p.m. PST. Good putts coming back. And so it's tears of a clown. It's going to be really fun. So we'll see you, fuckers.

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