Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Piss Shrine

Episode Date: April 23, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Mary Kay Letourneau is single and looking, a Honolulu home invasion gets weirder and weirder, Indonesia deploys ghosts to protect against the virus, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last stop on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started Side stories yes Dying Or the word of 2020 is dying. You know what the word of 2020 is dying Hey, and also I guess it's gonna be corona virus corona virus making people crazy I am a corona virus apparently that is a that is a Cardi B thing. Is that right? I didn't know man. I didn't know I'm not up with the young references, and I don't know it's a young reference anymore

I'm not sure. I think Cardi B is actually for the for the young people who are now feeling older Because the young ones have like a Cardi C. I have no idea what they're listening to but something else Am I young but feel old or am I old but feel young? Well, that's the ultimate question chicken or the egg. Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to side stories I am Ben hanging out with Henry Soprowski dealing with the struggles of being middle-aged You didn't answer the question. I don't know the answer 36 I'm gonna be 36 is two weeks great great is that middle-aged are we middle-aged because what are you you're 45? I am I am 48 years in my heart 53 in my legs

Mentally, I am still rocking a nice rebellious 20 year old spirit fuck bush Fuck I was actually thinking about this episode in college I had a a huge american flag and I spray painted fuck bush on it and And I was just like all right like I am and it's all I gotta do dude So I think it evens out to 38, which is my age And then by comedian standards Of my size the mean is 33 to 44. So I'm right there in the window. That's john candy. And of course chris farley John candy being the elder statements of the fat points. Yes

There was a really nice little I want to say it was something Adoring uncle buck or becoming uncle buck and it was a nice little 25 little minute documentary about john candy and his career and it's so fun to see him like off camera and stuff He was such a funny interview and he was so humble, but you know what he did Which was I see it echoed in my own life and I hate this part of my own personality when you got to watch it He was very big into reading his own reviews and every single time they talked about how when when harry crumb came out Who's harry crumb? I believe it was called. Who's harry crumb? By the way, whatever the reviews say don't listen to them That movie is gold. I love that fucking movie. You have problems with that movie

You can come and report to my complaint office, which is just my fucking dick and balls inside of a boo All right, and you can go yell at that if you want if that's what you choose to do But he was so upset about the negative reviews of harry crumb because what he said is that he thought he Disappointed everyone and his crew and everybody around him that he disappointed the directors and like no john candy You were always perfect. The only thing that wasn't perfect is that you knew you shouldn't have been on a horse Yeah, you weren't supposed to go on a goddamn horse. It's actually very difficult to ride on a horse It is wagon z's the final film that he ever Was it part of died?

Doing what he hated which was being on a horse covered in leather. I don't know why it's a good idea I don't know why but he used outer breath in the scenes of the film They don't even I can't can't even cut that out of the mic No, you can't cut it out. They should have gone with corvettes west where it's just him. Oh my god and fat Driving to corvette. I don't need to see my fat performer suffer. That's not funny I want to see them having fun because I'm like they're not respected enough in society to be allowed to have fun Only in the movies only in the movies can they have a hot wife No, that's why you have to make it you have to make it equal in your own life

That's why if you're ugly got to be funny or play the guitar. We've already we've said this many times We've got to come up with a gimmick. Yeah, or in or in uh, what is it? Poppers case the guy from blues travelers to make the harmonica hot again, which is not easy to do It's not because it's just a sideways cock. Yeah, and it's just full Can you imagine being roadie on on roadie detailing for your roadie out there? And you've experienced this side stories lpotl at gmail.com What's harmonica duty like we haven't got an empty out all the white fucking fluid that comes to the back of John poppers blue glant blues glands

It's because you know that those are all full or whatever he was drinking and eating the night before and he's just Of course! Because he's saying only with like the most glottural parts of his throat. Yes, he's still around That's that's my john popper Impression well, it's definitely giving me the blues. I love it and I want to travel away from that sound I'm gonna kill us both. All right. Speaking of a lot of people taking people down with them Oh, my there was a tragic shooting a Nova Scotia over the weekend That we just want to kind of discover for a for a fucking hot second

Yeah, because it's an awful story But we were kind of more interested in the windup of the story apparently a man by the name of gabriel wortman He I guess the victim count is up to 22. Yeah, so we have 22, please. This is the largest I believe in canadian history Uh, 22 people it took it wasn't all in one spot. He drove to different locations and again our different crime locations Yes, yes, and our heart goes out to everyone in Nova Scotia and going through this because unlike americans who are a little bit I'm just gonna say slightly more scabbed When it comes to mass shootings, I know this is a bit more of an open wound for you all

And so our heart goes out to you, but as Henry said the thing that is most interesting and Henry's gonna go into detail here Is this person's mental lead-up? And I guess we can maybe learn something from it I mean, you just learned that you know, you can't just be a cop by wearing a hat and getting a badge But it can't but you also sort of can This came I feel like that what's really sad is that this was a small community called port of peak Which is at 60 miles north. That's about 100 kilometers for you people that don't respect the fucking american measurements You know, we're technically wrong right the imperial system is technically much it's dumb. Okay. It doesn't make any sense Yeah, um, it was north of Halifax where so the people who are already

Hidden in their homes, right? They are under a stayed home order. They're supposed to be home So apparently this guy he had spent the last couple years and I guess it's since high school He was obsessed with the royal mounted police Is that he wanted to be a mountie and he had said this early on and I guess it never happened because now when he ended He ran a dentures Like company like his job was where his job is that he built dentures for people I want to say it was called like denturas Because damn ace dentura is the only place to go get your dentures done in pet a peacock. Very scary very scary, apparently

Damn, he um, I guess over the last couple years. He had gotten a hold of a uh, he had RCMP uniform And then he drove around in a decommissioned cop car that he That was one of the reasons why they think he got people to open their homes because he was shooting people inside of their homes The first people these first victims were his ex-wife and her new boyfriend, which makes a lot of sense But the thing that doesn't have well in the sense in the sense that a lot of these shitties are very personal and obviously Yeah But he would set fires to the homes as he went he did this for like for many hours That started out. It was 14 hours. I started 10 p.m. Saturday

They don't think that they it didn't have anything not to do with the 420 holiday Being controversial and having a bad dark history. So it seems that he he might have been motivated by that They also are you talking are you saying so he's like a hitler uh birth He's this is him celebrating the birth of Adolf Hitler. Is that what they're saying? He's doing something I don't know but it's more about like something that's connected to whatever this holiday Uh makes people connected to but apparently he wasn't they they were they closed his business down for a month They don't know if it's financial. He did not leave any sort of note Okay, we we don't they're not saying that we didn't he left any sort of note. So we'll we'll find out

Probably as this investigation furthers. Yeah, but he he killed a Mountie right after killing his ex-wife and her boyfriend and then he just drove around Randomly shooting at people or and entering people's homes dressed as police officers So they trusted him and he started laying ways to people But then when they finally caught him they caught him at a gas station He died in a full-on shootout where they they fucking he did not he went down swinging in a bad way So, but we don't really know anything else about this psychology

What the reason why it interested me was the prep and it reminded me of Marvin Heemeyer um with his killdozer rampage and uh, this is Still an ongoing investigation. I'm just getting word over my from my my personal news Assistant over the wire. We are now up to 23 victims. So we still that just came in We still don't who knows this could go higher and again that is devastating. But yes What is it henry? There might be no more dangerous person Then the person who wanted to go into the military but couldn't because they were either two

Not meant something capable two out of shape or a person who wanted to be a cop But was rejected. I don't know if there is a more dangerous Just give him a plastic gun and run him around Look, let's just this is where I think virtual reality games could save us Yeah Where if we go and we can like plug him into a system where then look look you're a cop Here's all your paperwork because I don't think you understand just how boring it is to be a cop Most of your life is spent sitting

Paperwork and you know, I mean having a couple of beers at the station zipping around and checking some hot girls tail lights Driving around getting free pizza like that's what mostly would be ordered for for checking out hot girls tail lights at some point Then the alcohol of realism alcoholism really kicks in you then you end up dying for us as a liver. Yeah those first six months Are blast. It's just you and Steve Gutenberg Gutenberg is there and he's not a cop either But he still has his uniform from the police academy film Great, so he's fucking hanging out they're being a cop. Yes So I might have actually paid it a little bit rosier than it is But being a cop is vaguely very boring and so they they have an obsession

Well, you know, we see this John Wayne Gacy was obsessed with being cop. His altar was that cop slash detective Uh personality when he used to drive around with the with the big old like old school like black car with the side spotlight So people thought he would be a cop when he'd show up and that's how he'd shake down To shake the sex workers to get into his car and the next thing, you know He's he's fucking you didn't isn't that the magic trick is you isn't that amazing how? A single bright light zodiac killer did the same thing I believe didn't Bundy at some point poses like a cop or something like that I want to say that he did but also the security agency stuff btk

Um a son of sam wanted to be a cop Uh he couldn't pull it off. He didn't have the temperament No, he did not so this is according to the royal canadian mounted police chief say that in one sentence Uh the royal canadian mounted chief police chief superintendent. His name is chris leather Uh when it comes to the victims he says we still believe there may be victims still within the remains of those homes Which burnt to the ground so that's why we don't Know the exact number. I didn't Uh, it's it's

No, because we don't know because he set fire to a bunch of houses and people were just like stuck inside of their houses But again, bring it up because of marvin hemeyer. Check out the documentary tread Because they do one of the first like this came out last year and I didn't get a lot of buzz But it really goes into the life of marvin hemeyer and the building of the killdozer And one of the things that shocked me the most about tread that i'll say is that he said that you know when all of his weird municipal Bullshit like the one thing that really shows is just how much the things that marvin hemeyer was upset about like were bullshit And they gave him what he wanted like three times. They're like they tried to buy him out

They were gonna buy him they were gonna buy out his little area the little thing that they were like because he was upset about the concrete factory Being built next to him, right? They were making all this concrete. He was getting concrete dust whatever sure to be fair I mean, I understand no one wants to have a home and then all of a sudden you're like, what you guys doing out there? Building a concrete factory All day, but I sure but they were gonna buy him out for like 300 grand like I think oh you 375 grand that was that they were gonna he finally kept because they would come and say Okay, we'll buy you out. He's like that's not enough And he's like and then he'd go in and like how about this and they're like sure

I will give you this about it He's like that's not enough and so we raised it up to 375 grand and they're like here you fucking go And so that wasn't enough for him. Right. He got the idea for the killdozer. He said Sitting in his Sitting in his hot tub with a beer He went one night and just went like I tell you what I gotta do is I gotta even the playing field That's his whole thing is that he kept saying he's just like There's a lot of people wondering about the playing field and I'm gonna even the playing field

Like these he had these long tapes that he would record of explaining everything that would happen to him Quote-unquote what happened to him and his reaction to everything and it's like It's like oh you think that we're gonna be like these guys think we're gonna be on the same playing field But they're showing up to play football and guess what I'm showing up to play tennis Good lord. Why didn't he just he should have just Uh, just get another beer and just go back to the hot tub realize it's not that bad Everything is going to be all right instead of making yourself a twisted metal character Which is literally what he did the killdozer if you haven't seen pictures of it. We've talked about it. I'm sure you have

But um, he could not have gotten out of that if he wanted to no well He was sprayed up. He was supposed to die. He was supposed to die in it Um, but going back briefly to what happened in Nova Scotia Uh, evidently this dude he drove around for 14 hours and he knocked on a resident's doors. He pulled over other Uh victims and the cops say they must have trusted him because of course we're under the quarantine Um, so that's why there's some speculation that maybe he knew these people. Otherwise, they're saying They were just so enamored by the outfit that they just let him in and this is like the hard thing for me At what point do I just get on la local news in a police chase and in my head? I'm like, he's not a cop

None of them are cops. None of them are cops. And then it's just he well, that's how you know They know you're insane. You know what I mean? Like that's how they know that you've completely gone insane You're like, I don't even believe they're they're cops. I mean while you're like surrounded by police officers and fucking helicopters and shit They're like, I'm gonna need some identification But this goes against the very public trust we were supposed we were supposed to hold true And well, that's what's really scary. Yeah, but the part of it is how the the power of the uniform and what it does to people It really does it does really affect people you can go and they automatically trust you This is this. Well, I think that's also the inherent reason why the the constant weird rampant police

Butality that has happened throughout our country over the last couple years is also Extremely just damaging to the idea of police as a whole because we're supposed to trust them. We're supposed to reach out to them Now we're afraid of them What the hell are we gonna do then because then we're literally just stationed with an occupying army That's got all the guns and they got all the hats and the badges Still a thousand people who die every year at the hands of a police officer about a hundred I love her But I also know so many of our listeners. We have cop listeners

I know that it's a very difficult job to do, but I you know again. I think that this my main takeaway from this is don't Lend a guy your cop uniform no matter no matter what he promises to do to your wife Obviously this man whatever whatever cuck Uh fascination you have cop fucks wife cops cop fucks cucks wife We speak with brian whitney an author of a book on uh, uh, Luke magnata for a patreon interview last week Yep, and he but he was also roommates with the cannibal cop Uh, this is one of the rare times. What do you got to give a dollar to get the interviews or is it five bucks?

I think it's five bucks if you want to just do a one time just a one time payment of five dollars a month This interview with brian whitney Is so interesting because he he He is true. He will call gill, which is the name of the cannibal cop, which is like really weird It's fun to just be it's your buddy. It's your buddy. It's my buddy gill. He's eating your cell. He's eating your cereal. Uh Don't be like gill. Did you eat my cereal again? He's like, oh, well wasn't my wife And you're like, I know you keep saying that like this is gonna make me less angry about right right Well, it definitely does put things in perspective doesn't it which I think that's why gill gill always has that trump card

Where he's like didn't eat your wife did I and you're like, I know I know but that can't be the only standard I hold you to and then interview on patreon comes out this week with brian whitney So give that a bit of a listen And uh another bit of a spoiler. Um, he's still horny for eating people Yes, he is we talk about that that story again. He wrote the book on elia rogers luka magnata and his friends with the cannibal cop Which he just keeps that to himself And he honestly and he's been playing a lot of squash with oj. Which is so nice that is that is satire I don't know if he has an ongoing relationship with oj, but oj

Well, he's fucking also calling out carol baskin recently trying to stay relevant Speaking of people that are famous for all the wrong reasons. Mary. Kayla turno is back on dating sites Yeah, she is so if you're lonely in this quarantine, I think I got the teacher for you Um, she is interested in quote finding someone who is more age-appropriate Of course, she wasn't convicted and spent seven years in prison for raping a 12 year old So I go one way of saying oh, I'm looking for someone more age-appropriate It's like yeah, because that other than 12 years old unless you are 11 to 13 years old You cannot date a 12 year old. I wonder if they should you think she just gets sick of that 12 year old dick

I don't but what do you do you raise? I mean, huh? Do you get bored? Over because now everyone it's this is the double standard right because we can have this conversation Oh my god, you're gonna do that. You're gonna do that. Okay Yeah, but You get bored a 12 year old cock or do you raise it to be so? So like fucking pleasant to you that like you got it like what do you do? How do you do they're not like 30 or eight-year-old man to properly pleasure you they're not flowers, man You can't just be like go to the sun. You can't form it's grooming inside of your vagina to make it a perfect penis

That's not the way it works. But I feel like the penis could almost grow Oh Anyway months after the legal separation. It's only been months since Mary Kayla Turdo and Vili Fula the former teacher, of course That she is in prison that she was in prison For raping. I mean, that's that's what it was. It's the term. Yeah, they they after you all know this after she got out They married and then I think at some point he looked she made it legit together. Yeah, she did the Woody Allen Where if you just marry

your Victim of pedophilia for some reason. We're all just fucking super chill with it because you know Well, you want to be in that fucking prison for your life Hey, and if you want to the other right if you want to check out Woody Allen We you can look at him on the new york times bestseller list below us low us there Yeah, just where sung he is below him. Oh my god, uh fabbins. I don't know if they're having a lot of sex I don't honestly I don't know we have a friend. I won't say his name, but he is a big-time mover. He moves

That's like if you're in New York, you're either a mover or a comedian or you're both or you're both He moved Woody Allen, which I don't understand how they let this man in Really? Yeah, dude. How was it? He said that uh Sunyi was she was very mean and she stood there and she watched him do everything And he said it was just a very strange Sensation to be in that home and I don't know if there's a lot of joy there He don't think so. No, absolutely not. I don't think things are getting easier over there as well No, I really don't um, but this is according to back to Mary K. Leturno according to a source which

I'm assuming is just her friend Pam. I don't know what these Everyone's like a top secret source. No one's smoking a cigarette in the shadows talking about this No one's like going to a dark alley to get more information on Mary K. Leturno's sex life Yeah, I think she is the deep throat or not so deep throat because it was a 12 year old boy You said it there. So this is according to a source She's on at least one dating site that I know of and they go on to say but she's also been on the apps She's just casually looking around to see if there's anyone. She's not someone who does well by herself Well, I she was still she's still very attractive

She is now she does. Hey, she looks fine. She's 58 years old now I look at her picture. According to you know what she looks pretty good. She does. I mean, there's a There's a he's a man now. He's a mod now, baby. Yeah, so it's fine now. It's it's all done now Because he's a mod now by the the source continued saying she's been talking to a few guys and she's interested in someone who is age Appropriate she knows that her best shot at happiness is to find someone who was closer to her age I'm just happy. She's not going after 12 year olds at 58 She can go after anyone over 18 and they will almost seem 12 because that's how old she's become now Which is fine. I mean people age

Do you think this will be flipped into an idea of people saying that you can grow out of pedophilia? Or you could grow out of being because my thing is I know we're supposed to say here that I guess that that what this meant is that she Uh, I guess she is a pedophile still. She is yeah one one always one, but Well, do you think that this is a smokescreen? And she's saying older in order to meet whoever the older is like kids And then she'll start fucking the kids if I had teenagers around the house I wouldn't allow her to come over because I've seen what pornhub is doing and uh, I don't want these kids Inspired it's training them to make even more love to their teachers than before

Well, if you really mommy's if you really want a fun episode of abledon's top And I interview someone who is a sex therapist for non-offending pedophiles So you do it is so much fun But I But it is a it is a it is a real thing and obviously she offended So she doesn't have much, you know sympathy on on that front, but non-offending pedophile sounds like me staring at my weed Pile and being like i'm not smoking right now You know, uh-huh, but I have all of this weed just waiting for me and I know I'm gonna smoke it

But sometimes I have to wait till Natalie like leaves or goes to work out It's kind of like that I suppose you have to wait till people leave till all searing I if all eyes are if namble a one Which is getting closer every day. Yeah, it seems like it right it's getting closer and closer every day to being successful If namble one the idea of like normalizing just them hanging out and just being able to go on a date with the Chan year old boy I don't know if that's that mean like because even if it's a no touchy touchy date You can't go on dates with children y'all singles. No as soon as they say it's date

It becomes a whole different thing So if you take a child out and it's like, you know, if you're going out for ice cream stuff And if your uncle like if you're just a kid's uncle, that's a nice day and that's normal But if you start saying like pick you up at eight, I'm the one wearing the red rose Well, if you're if you're in a custody dispute, you do have to let the child know when you're gonna be there And hopefully you're on time so they can build trust. Yeah, but if you're taking it to a place with checkered Tablecloth and candles That's a date. That's just a Chuck E cheese

It depends on what what city you're in. That's very true So the insider for Mary K. Leturneau goes on to say she's had a lot of time to reflect on the mistakes She's made choices that led to problems. She's fully on married the man. She married the mistake But he divorced her as so the insider continues She's at the age where she thinks about her past and wonders what her future will look like It's very uncertain So Mary K. Leturneau she's back on the prowl

She's 58 years old Fulu Fuluha her now ex-husband former victim is 36 Um, and apparently they they split and again, this is according to the source and this kind of makes me want to gag But according to the source Fuluha and uh and Leturneau split because quote the intimacy was gone She's just gonna find another boy She's gonna say more age-appropriate and it's gonna be like a 21 year old which again, I mean, it's legal Yes, I mean, hey, you know the whole thing. It's it's really just about 18 and over I don't judge anyone who does anything with people who are 18 and over Um, the source goes on to say for years. There was hope it would work about the relationship

Again, I can see where the pitfalls might be. Yeah, and uh Quote there was hope until the time where it was clear that the hope had faded away. I'm not surprised they got married This is according to Leturneau's lawyer and friend David Gerke Um, and he said I'm not surprised in this day and age. Oh my god. This is hilarious So he says I'm not I'm not surprised they got married and then he also goes on to say and I'm not surprised in this day and age That they are separated as you really think that this is what this is that this is a 2020 thing This is not because marriages are hard. No, she's fucking raped and groomed a boy That somehow I mean now he's just released but I hope that she can raise and groom a man

Absolutely. Do you know men are in you need it alone right now and I you really could use some of her You could use some of that loving touch if you're a 58 year old woman And you're looking to take care of a grown man boy. Please come on over. I got toilets to clean I don't even understand how much there's so much poop in my toilet. It's just me He'll eat it. He'll fuck it. He'll he can't make dinner No, but he will be there. He'll list you talk about that crazy girl at work Kissel is a very good sounding board for a 58 year old woman Can you imagine?

Mary Kaylaterno coming home and talking about the crazy person at work and just cut to the so-called crazy person at work Just being like, yeah, so uh, that child rapist is now at my office She thinks I'm weird because I have a bunch of chochies because I love Aaron judge I think he's just gonna be rookie of the year and I think the Yankees have a chance this year She thinks I'm crazy She is just she is feels that she's one of those she can't be a hot pedophile because she's a hot woman Oh, disgusting All right, well, let's go and we're not letting them we're not letting these hot chicks get away with it

I'm absolutely not no one gets away with it. Hot chicks can still be villains. Absolutely. They often are I This story I want to talk about this story. Now this game It's an older story. They got rebumped up a couple of days ago on reddit But I have to talk about it because I find it absolutely fascinating It started first the story first broke in October of 2019 Um, this comes from the this is from the Honolulu news This takes place in a beautiful beautiful Hawaii

That's great. Here we go. This is Honolulu. This is from the article the first article. We'll start from from here I just feel like the Honolulu Honolulu news you open up in every page three There's just either a fake penis or a fake set of boobs that you can just grab and then you move on and every I would love to have it. I loved it. No another day coconut news. I don't know. I made it Jamaican. I don't know He violated our home says family that came home to find stranger living there James and britney campbell said that they had been gone for a week to visit family on the mainland And when they returned they got the surprise of their lives Got to the front door and when I got there there was a stranger at the door says said james campbell

I yelled at him to get out of the house get out of the house James said he was able to convince the man to come out and watched him for police arrived on the scene now This first of all how scary is this? He came home somebody's house. He was wearing all of his clothes right this man would say he was wearing He was wearing james campbell's clothes inside of his house. He asked him to leave cops came picked him up So they're like, okay, let's see what's going on here and it wasn't until he got inside of the home And they saw what was truly going on. He'd been living there for up to a week Okay, he had built what would seem to be some sort of shrine of things from their own home

That were in a pile all covered with piss The house was ransacked. Would you know pile and stuff? Henry just just to stick on that for a second You know about shrines. We've spoken with people Um that creates shrines the power of shrines. We all believe in the power of those things What would uh, what would a piss pile of clothes be? What is that like? What's the is there a certain? Is there is there a saint? Is there is there any kind of ghost or entity that is the piss the piss pile of pants entity? It led it lets other witches know that that's your piss pile

Because they come and they smell it and they'll live a little trace too. Just say hello to you as well Okay, but so that's not just that so okay. He came in a house And he said something was weird with their fucking, uh, xbox. He looked at a bunch of uh, Trans you look he looked up a lot of alternative lifestyle pornography transgender porn all over their xbox, right with the kids there But it basically um, he didn't left a series of writings an old Laptop that they left inside the home now. This has all been revealed since the they They posted all of this on reddit at the our true crime subreddit And it was the guy's wife was uh, the honeybee royale

On uh, uh, they came in this is straight from the source the the couple that was the victims actually The victims of this okay They found a series of notes and this is the reason why they are now trying to get this bumped up in the uh eyes of the news Because when he was arrested he was immediately let go on this bail relief program that they have in Honolulu where he was arrested he was nearly left But he doesn't have an address now the man that were they've broken to their home It's a man by the name of Ezekiel Zias who actually comes from bridgeport, Connecticut

According to some redditor sleuthers found out that he actually was coming to a lot Honolulu to speak to some quote-unquote doctor according to Zias's mother. They don't know how he got there so he traveled across the pacific To get to Honolulu okay, and according to these writings that they found inside of their home Apparently he had been watching this family for a long number a long time And he knew some of the people's names out of the home or name them He knew that there was a wife two younger boys and he

Wrote in these writings a series of I'm gonna say convoluted. Okay. Uh a ramblings about how he was going to abduct Drug and surgically alter the family because right now they were a lower life form called an omnivore And he was going to raise them up to a spiritual creature named an Ezekiel Well, he's got they got the freaking house that he's broken into. How are they a lower species? He's the one breaking into their home Keesh is Abserting his dominance as a higher level being they found video of him shaving half of his head and face Which is very similar to the björk

Assassin the potential björk assassin. I forgot his name, but that was another like that's another But it fucking rabbit hole to go down. Maybe this is drew. He used the wife's makeup to cover himself in sort of like tribal Drawings, okay And started yelling at the screen, which I mean again. I've been there got me in a fuck around of ours Of course, of course, we're screaming into the windows all day long. Um, but Is there and again if you're a psychologist out there because I don't think Henry and I can answer this question But um when it comes to shaving the head Lee, you were talking about björk. I'm also thinking of britney and I support britney. I support her breakdown leave britney alone

I've said that since day one. She shaves her head. What is it? Do you think when it comes to just the action of shaving one's head? Is that like a transformation for them? Is that when they can go fully on into fantasy because now they've like it's just interesting hair has been Talked about very often even like the bible. What is it samson or whatever samson? Very good kissle very good That you have you fucking the sexual fetishizing of of samson by all evangelical women can never be understood Because the strength in his beautiful hair. They love him, but I and I feel it every day. I feel my strength waning But I I believe it's got a lot to do with the cleansing process and the idea that you are becoming like it's why monks shave their heads It's like an acolyte process where you become sort of the ideas that if a group of people will shave their heads

They all sort of look the same right and you kind of are you're lessening your identity to become more of a vessel for other energies quite a bit or it's the kind of the hero's journey where you're prepping yourself before some transformative experience, but I want to read some of his writings so that she posted Honeybee Royale posted some of the writings that he did on this computer I want to read some of this because I want to I love getting to the sort of like the back door brains Of some of these more maladjusted people. So this is just this is the first thing you open up So this is happening in your home. Okay, you then open up your family computer and this is on a word document first thing Okay, so let's just again you walk home. You got your kids in tow. You're just got him out of the couch

I can't wait to turn the kids are in a hotel. They put the kids in hotel immediately Oh, okay, so now you're home. The house is covered in piss and shit. Right. It's been ransacked He's covered the everything and then you you don't know yet with the extent of everything you open your computer and you see this document Most know the story of the antichrist They've seen movies and heard stories about how he'd be this evil man that will control everyone and possibly label them to I don't know maybe go to hell and never return to earth But what if that story was all bullshit? What if he was just a kid? What if he was just a soul chosen open the world's eyes to things that they weren't able to see themselves

The faults in government the signs of medical malpractice the good and the evil and music and technology And possibly even the truth about the gods that we serve for so many years Yeah, the men chosen before me were relentless Choosing to remain in one field of study and trying to do things that would please man instead of everyone But everyone I mean animals humans omnivores aliens spirits now, of course You can't please everyone but there are ways to show that just we're on each other's team Yesterday, I realized that everything here is spiritual warfare. I should have known this already, but yeah He came to me yesterday when the party was over and everyone departed

I left tv on and began to play music. Most of you already know that Hem was already know that Wait now what one of those funny crying places. Yeah, what a little funny emojis. What are you thinking on music? I could see this going Comically strange in the smash mouth direction where he just truly thinks it's good What he also would say he is a amateur hip hopper Oh, okay, okay according to his instagram So he was a musician that's a part of the reason why they think that maybe he even found them is that Apparently the husband of this story the father of the two kids who is not the girlfriend of the wife

Of the father is not the mother of the two kids, but he was a fairly Recognizable musician. Oh, he was a touring musician. They think that he might have been attracted to them because of that When they're not really certain why okay? But I left and when I left it on I noticed the artists I recognized they were just sad and they were they were stuck in the tv Almost waiting for things to get better. He was watching television. He was watching music videos And he said that they were stuck inside the television They were stuck in the tv, huh? This lesson literally goes for itself as well because right now

I'm just a kid in a huge house with everything I need to become a great man And sometimes I take it for granted, but I am trying I am trying to work hard for the things I need and even more I want to enjoy my time doing it all my life. I've been in training It's weird because I used to think I was living a normal life My eyes fooled me, but nothing is ever as it seems so keep going Now the training that I am in at the moment is probably my favorite of all The middle ground where things aren't really fully finished, but almost on the other side That is the worst part of everything so scary the middle is the worst

That's so scary, but that's what he's saying here. I say I'm praying I'm gonna have to keep this place forever I pray that I can build a foundation here. My family will be great My career will flourish and the world will see blessed things I just have to know when to keep my big mouth shut sometimes and enjoy my life and don't because we'll have to be more appreciative of our stations of course sure when he Basically then does is that he says he starts to describe the family with the things that he needs to fix on them Surgically because this is the training ground that he's in in order to make this new family this family that he has been Because all he had taken out all the family pictures and he had lined them all up

So he had been he had big plans for this family and he diagnosed them just from the pictures So mother's current diagnosis was she um um Omnivore age unknown her gender is male height six foot two weight 400 pounds normal woman completely normal size None of this is true. Yeah hair color black color black white woman hair type fur Skin discolored dry and itchy just saying this is a very insulting thing to say about a woman Just from looking at a picture of her fingers four to three inches long She had stubby arms 12 inches long with pink chicken like hands that all has to be fixed

three foot long legs um Her health issues that he found out in this he said just look at the picture complaints of boils and skin agitation on her penis toe fungus itchy anus And a lot of what he said here is that he's gonna do have to I'll do quite a bit of surgery on her anus If you look at some of this footage here and he said the ways of a lot of the hard work that he's gonna have to do Because there's gonna his with this family. His work was really cut out for him. Okay So because he said the main problem that the wife had is that he diagnosed her with Down syndrome just from a picture

But she doesn't have Down syndrome. Absolutely not normal I'm gonna say just the hashtag normal looking woman just you couldn't tell from the I guess She didn't have a visible, right? But he said the main thing is that he's really gonna have to figure out how to do anything about that But you know, but Down syndrome for him according to him now This is probably gonna It's gonna be the hardest for me because all I know is that extra because all I know about Down syndrome is that there Is an extra chromosome and it's apparently in there. So it affects speech. It affects eye movement

It affects facial movements. So in order for me to remove a chromosome I'm really gonna need to have to take samples of blood and poop or even come From the wife to even figure out how to get her stopping a Down being Down syndrome and she says according to his writing here I'd need more time with this. I need to treat Macy who he was calling the wife Macy throughout this whole thing more like a pet I'm gonna realize everything is okay. Yes. She's gonna be the first subject that we've seen what I can do with and of course They might not exactly be created yet. She will be my best one of all no That's a little I'm gonna say this is crazy

Yeah, but no the main thing is this guy was immediately released Yeah, that was one of the things that I wanted to talk about also if he went back to the 1300s He would just be the number one doctor in town He's literally just the fact that he would mention a chromosome. They would be like, uh, well, he is on to something Mm-hmm. So he was so But he was released, right? Yes. So they were first are kind of afraid of you don't always so they started two weeks ago They received a call from a woman. So apparently during the time period That this guy was alone in this house living there police were called to the home without the owners there

And he the Ezekiel Zias got into some form of domestic dispute With they believe his girlfriend or somebody that he brought to that house So he wasn't even alone in that house over the week. He brought somebody over to the house a girlfriend with them Yeah, girlfriend Something they go to a physical argument, but I guess the cops just let it go So it was over the piss pile they got into a fight over the piss pile They didn't own the home and the cops just said oh that's Ezekiel Ezekiel, how much piss did you put on this?

I just you know, I did what I did, you know, I fucking you know, I drank a bunch of water I had two or three pls. Yeah, so I did it be like There you are so fucking lazy. I need more piss on this shit. Do not be pl complicit in this by the way I need to see more piss on this But he went and they they went and they at they so so police came and so So two weeks ago the family gets a call from an unknown woman That they said was screaming where are you kids? I need to speak to the kids She's like, what are you talking about? We don't know you she's like I need to speak to the boys and acted as if it was nor like normal

Like it was the aunt that was calling them. So and like Mary Kayla turno. Is that you calling my house again? I just want to I'm just trying to see if uh, you know, just new blood Uh, I need new blood, but they uh, apparently uh, they uh, the couple is holding back some information Because they're waiting for the police to get truly involved and they believe that they might be targeted by literally a group of people That might be kind of aligned with whatever is Ezekiel Zias believes I think the cops probably have some splinin to do because they bungled this case. So it was september 22nd 2019 that's when Zias was formally charged September 26 pled not guilty. He was allowed to go

Then uh, october 9th Zias is arrested for robbery at a buddhist study center near the university of hawai And then february 2nd zias is zias is deemed unfit to stand trial And is committed to a hawaii state hospital Um, I just think at least he's in a hospital now. I I understand bail reform I'm actually a total advocate for bail reform, but at some point you have to look at the Evidence in front of you and say maybe This guy needs to be either in jail or in a hospital. No need to send him back out Now he got I guess he got re-picked back up

For burglarizing a buddhist temple. I that's what put him in the mental hospital Officially because they're like he's too crazy for jail But we gotta do something because obviously this guy is not yeah But if you look up, I was with this according to the one single bullet calm I don't know what else is on this website, but I definitely looked up this the heat did a little bit the person who runs this website does a little bit more of a deep dive into aziki alzaias and I don't know man. It's it sounds like he might have been like

recruited You he might have been brought to hanalulu. We don't really know No, why or how his first I did not have a record the first arrest that he had was that he got Because they he went missing in bridgeport in august So they were looking for him his mom was looking for him There was a missing person's out when they found him in hanalulu Uh, they he got an or he received a criminal citation for smoking in a prohibited place That was the big problem on september 12th

Not the pile of duke that he was peeing on outside of a chick filet It didn't happen yet. You can't smoke. You're gonna have to put that cigarette out, sir I mean, that's the biggest crime you can fucking make sure show are rated Yeah, that is true looking at a cigarette. Yeah, that is true. I was watching some old uh old sports And I do love all of the advertising for marburo. They're all marbs are marbs are everywhere in the 80s and early 90s And I miss when baseball players would smoke Like legitimately seeing them smoke. Yeah, I yep Um, all right. Well that story it's a bit of an older story

But I'm sure we will continue to hear more updates and I think you're right It probably should have gotten more attention So I'm happy that this woman was able to use reddit and explain her horror story because That's got home invasion psychotic person trying to kill your kids Trying to treat you like a pet because he thinks you have doubt That's a that's a horror That's a menagerie Oh, I just so

Many insane twists and turns But I mean we'll get to the center of this. Obviously, aziculzias is uh, correct And I really can't wait for I don't know if my insurance is going to cover me being turned into an azicul But I really hope they could scrub some of my down syndrome. I well, I think that would be absolutely wonderful as well just for the company One of us has one of us has to start learning map. I have to figure out. I am going to be our new accountant And we are going to do well. We certainly will not go to jail for that. No No, no, I mean how many mean taxes maxis Taxes they love when you write that and you say that when you send that in on the forms. Yeah, of course

Just send it with a picture of your pothole In this god don't even get me going on pothole. I will win. I will have I will have a 60 minutes Mickey Rooney Moment I always get those confused. It's all falling apart. Um, anyway, so should we do hero of the week? Do it All right, this week's hero of the week It's actually a country that has a lot of problems when it comes to uh civil rights and stuff like that

But I think they're the way they're handling the stay inside order for coronavirus is just a little bit more fun than the way we're handling it. I like this this concept that they're doing so in indonesia There are you know, obviously they're trying to confront the virus and they're like stay at home and people are like We don't want to stay at home So in order to get people to stay at home, they are deploying and this is true quote ghosts To scare people into staying inside so fucking good And if you see so good you can find this on the independent indonesia deploying ghosts to scare people into staying inside And it's actually terrifying. They have pictures of the ghosts

By government standards They actually nailed it Think about how much fun it would be to be a government employee that is essentially a spook house actor It's your job is it go and just been like so can I look be uh, oh can I be a skeleton with a mace? They're like love creativity go out and do that. Here's your grant He's like, can I be like can I be a the violator from spawn? It's like you already got the hair mr. Zabrowski if I can go jump in there. Yeah, it's the hair not the body. That's what I say Hello

We know that it's both So apparently indonesia has some of the highest rates of coronavirus deaths in asia just after Uh china so they're like what the hell are we gonna do? And this is what the government came up with they say quote We wanted to be different and create a deterrent effect because pocon are spooky and scary I'm assuming that's their term that's these it's this creature, right? Whatever i'm looking at you sent me this creature. Yes, which is fucking scary looking It looks like a fucking evil trash bag

It looks like the death metal fucking makeup with corpse paint if if the if the character the nun had a stepchild Um, so fucking cool So this is what they were trying to do so these quote shroud ghosts represent the souls of the dead They jump out from the grave to warn people that the soul needs to be released from the shroud in which it is buried um now this is why um They're doing this some people remain superstitious in indonesia It also won't come as too much of a surprise that others actually came outside to try to catch a glimpse of the volunteer actors

They're calling them actors although they are ghosts. Let's be true here Though one person did point out that the ghost should be careful not to spread the virus themselves Because as we all know the virus doesn't discriminate No, it doesn't and how fucking oh my god this ghost came to my fucking home trying to make us stay inside It got us all sick It's like this fucking A man when like i'm one of those like was it child? What's the name of the remember that movie with the with the little monkey with the Monkey shine monkey shine when that's a ding ding ding ding ding

Apparently it's coffin apparently it is working. This is according to um resident carno Super domo super domo anyway They say since the pocon appeared parents and children have not left their homes And people will not gather or stay on the streets after evening prayers. So i get so good It is working I don't know. I mean it's controversial hero of the week because I don't even know it's a good thing But indonesia's scare tactics are the hero of the week because I personally want to see I want to look out my way If we're going to live in an apocalyptic world as we are right now, which again, it will pass

But I want to look out the window and see in a clown. I want to see a clown waving. I want to see Hi, no, we already we're getting some of that Uh ed and I were talking about so yesterday ed saw dude whipping in the street Which is uh whipping which is fun for me. I gotta go and join him. Also jackie's boyfriend. Jeff has been doing the same thing No, what do you talk? There's a lot of whip. I'm thinking in a car like whipping whipping shitties No, dude with a whip bullet whip whip And yesterday I was doing my little quarantine walk to give natalie just like fucking moments of peace Yeah, I can only imagine the horror that uh that she's experiencing. She's just always in the eye of the hurricane

Oh, also happy birthday miss natalie jane. I love my wife Send her birthday love send her uh birthday wishes. She's on instagram on everything you can always find her and say happy birthday Hey, she's just a freshest 21 year old girl. She's not she that's actually that's actually kind of rude if you would say But she's sexy. No, she might but sexy beautiful wife. Yeah, and what's nice when you're in it into milfs like me Milfs without children though, apparently you have a small caveat but um, but I was walking down the street uh the other day and um a man in an ice cream hat things are dead Out here like yeah streets are empty guys coming down the street full yellow bc clet outfit

Like a little biker's outfit like neon yellow with an ice cream like salesman's hat on and he was just going in a circle He's going in a circle zips up and going around. Okay. What he's doing. He sees me. He's got a mask on He sees me. He gives me like hmm. He gives him the eyes. He tries to pass it and he goes Sackadelics sackadelics mushrooms acid and I was like man. It's like fucking Bonnaroo. That is kind of did you get something? No, I technically have mushrooms that story turned into such a cool experience though, man This guy sees the market and he's driving to it Capitalism is still happening He saw it. He saw an opportunity to make a hustle. That's what it is

And honestly, and I love you, but that was a good apocalypse outfit. I really appreciated it And we I'm gonna start upping my own apocalypse outfits. What are you gonna go with? What are you thinking? I mean mostly eddie is just eddie number one that you said to I need to start wearing my nice sneakers out Even if I'm just gonna do it so I'm wearing my bronze today. I honestly I realized Sometimes you get bit by the depression bug and then I once you start smelling yourself That's the problem. Yeah, and it does sneak up. It does sneak up because you just We live in a very noisy world, especially us as performers, right? And what we do in our normal lives

It's like and we like nightlife go nuts bars good like living a public life It's a very big and intention and it fucking intrinsic part of our existence Look specifically us and I know many stripes of people in this country that are fucking extroverts Oh, yeah, there's some damage that happens when shit when the when the when the quiet comes in and the noise of our busy lives Lead Henry and then Henry why is the quiet so loud though? I don't I don't like it either But you forget all of this shit comes to the surface and I was like no no no no no no You get out of here you funny little brain devils But they keep coming

Of the brain devils come but now when that's why I've been trying to come what it is, but it's truth It's an uneasy relationship with my both the silence. I'm trying to let it Like my litany against fear like dune like I will not fear like let the silence pass over me Know that I'm my brain. I can hear my thoughts outside of my skull You know, I mean like I can hear the thoughts coming out of my ears like they're bluetooth Yeah full speakers, which is bad, but I also yeah, so I mean honestly what I do that's what happens If you ever watch one of those videos back in the day when we still had freedom when people could ride motorcycles around a globe And then inside the globe was also a bear

Yeah, it's kind of like that and but It never stops and then you're just putting on your own radio show in your own brain And then you talk to someone after 18 hours and then they're like have you lost your mind? I'm like no, I've been now. I've been getting entertained by myself And then that but I didn't know but I also didn't know I left my my mouth speaker on as well Yeah, because that's the problem then the mouth speaker comes and now we have just so many fun ways of telling everybody all of our thoughts acid get some acid

Do we have any interesting listener mail this week now here it comes here it comes I got a couple they're not as juicy as I'd like them to be I think it was I think it was a hard week for some people So what I think I've come in I'm looking for funny ass stories and whatever is weird. Uh-huh So send us your shit and also anything scary. You know, we want to we want the fucking spokes We're gonna be having more and more of that We're in the middle of a heavy hitter right now in last podcast and left but we're going right back to weird shit We're just we already done the work on our heavy hitter before when all this hit So now we're already so you'll see but join us

I want weird shit weird shit is the best release right now. Oh here we go This comes is another army story In late 1950s, my dad joined the us navy a navy story. I don't want to get everybody. You don't want to give it be fucking in arms You have you have a hatred for the navy. Is that I love the navy? No, I I am my father's a navy man My father was a submarineer. I'm built to be a navy man. I'm the same height as my father I'm built to be in the tube. I was watching uh, I love that document I watched a documentary on he-man for some reason I'm finding these toy documentaries in history of the cartoons

That we loved to be not only loves them. Yeah, but um, there was a he-man character which then became I believe it was it became I don't know wet man or something But uh, his first name was seamen and then the guy who created was like we couldn't stick with seamen Apparently it just caused a lot of questions So I forget what they ended up calling him. But anyway probably a fishfucker Yes

Here we go. He was eventually assigned to a position as a radar operator His name is uh, Lee Harvey Oswald and a Lockheed ec-121 warning star surveillance aircraft that flew patrols across the north Atlantic from Newfoundland to the Azores as a part of the us military's early warning system against soviet attacks Next week. I will be doing more coverage about tom de long and the ttsa His working with a thing called the nro. Have you ever done any reading into the nro kissle? I'm just getting into the ttsa They'll talk about the nro. The nro is a government agency that only was acknowledged by the u.s. government 15 fucking 15 years ago, and they are the the group that coordinates all of the The gigantic reconnaissance satellites that was all over the globe was all that shit

Was that something that came out with like all the harry reed revelations and stuff like that or is no Is before that this is before that but Tom de long basically used whatever his money was we'll get into it But essentially ttsa is a slush fund for him to essentially bilk ufo Interested people to give him a bunch of money And he has a board of directors that he could do anything you want with and they went right to making television shows instead of investigating science But it's a whole lot. It's a whole thing. Okay, great. Can't wait to get into that next week. I know there's a lot of controversy within the So all right, so he was on one of these these surveillance aircrafts

So one day they were going about their patrol as usual when the base called in wanting to know why they hadn't heard from the plane For the last 15 minutes or so So think about this one of the most high-tech peace technology technology in the sky just goes missing for 15 minutes The crew was confused as they had been in constant contact per procedure and sent a response to that effect Trying to figure out what happened They compared the chronometer readings on the plane with those on the ground and found that the plane Was 15 minutes behind They couldn't figure out a reason for the discrepancy

No one on the plane had any sense of lost time or any memory of anything that might have happened during that time And nothing unusual had been spotted in the air after the crew landed They were told by higher-ups not to mention the incident to anybody kind of feels a little bit. It has a little bit of the uh has a little bit of the Philadelphia project. Yeah, I'm thinking right. It reminds me of like don't know yeah contact all those films Could be just a general fuck up, but who knows right another story that may not be related some years later My dad sat for the civil service exam at one point. He bumped into this guy. He recognized But who also recognized him they knew each other's names wives names

It was like they were old friends, but they couldn't figure out how they knew each other They compared notes and it turned out they had lived worked or have been stationed in the same places several times But none of the time frames overlapped they'd always missed each other by at least a few months So as far as either one of them could tell they had never been in the same place at the same time The conversation eventually came to an end and they said their goodbyes and went their separate ways He never did figure out where they'd met and he eventually forgot the guy's name and he never saw him again So fucking just weird just weird missing time. Who knows very weird cool story. Thank you for that email This is a story. I think that uh, I'm just gonna end it with this one

Because I just think that we could all find ourselves in this especially because you know people are feeling lonely. Yeah So here we go I was minded to the story from remark Henry made about cuckolds and recently on our on a recent episode My husband was a part of a pretty solid group of guys in high school that played a lot of dnd on the weekends They had a frank that we will we had they had a friend that we will call frank He was borderline morbidly obese so much so that he had a lot of health problems even as a teenager to be fair You cannot be borderline morbidly obese. You are It's one or the other it's one or the other

I I am still obese. Yeah, we are weird. Yeah, we are Skipped to the college years and my husband and his friends had to make food rules So that they could actually bring girls around right for frank So one of them was frank was not allowed to eat chicken in front of anyone Something about Fucking the marrow out of every single one of the bones out of a whole chicken like like snapping the bones It's that's bad. That's that's good. I mean if you're obese, you also don't have to eat like you're fat bastard Uh, you can't also just eat with a knife and fork. Well, that was part of my shame

That was on the part of the reason why like my heaviest when I was like and like over 300 pounds I didn't want to eat in front of anybody because I thought people would be like look him go I mean like look at him. Oh, what is that? You love to see it So, I don't know. See she's like so according to this writer like I've only witnessed it once and only reminded me of that guy And I only seen him eat once and it reminded me the guy who exploded in that montipython sketch I love that so but it was not that terrifying So anyways during one of their weekly vampire the masquerade sessions Frank tells them about this woman that he's been seeing and having sex with

He actually just kind of goes on to say that afterwards she feeds him a whole roasted chicken And the best damn dumplings he's ever eaten with biscuits Gravy and then a big slice of apple pie And then she just tells him to go home and he goes home. She just calls him weekly He comes over they fuck He eats and then leaves Immediately my husband and his three other friends were like dude. That's like super weird All right, you might want to check out. I'm just gonna say they may be being videotaped

Frank understandably thinks I mean hey, he hit the jackpot and he's like fuck this Yeah, sure and he just continues the relationship for months This must have been on his mind though though. It's because one day finally during the deed Notice the door was slightly cracked Right and afterwards he flung the door open Sure enough not only was he being filmed Oh my god, but her husband was in there nude And this isn't the late 90s right then this took place. So the camera was huge

Right, it's one of those huge cameras. So I had a really hard time believing this according to the writer I had a really hard deal believing any of this until I met Frank and then it all came together Because he told me then he ran out without his complimentary chicken menu and all they offered him money to come back Oh my god, he said no, I'm not a sex worker Well, I mean if you're Frank if they would just It's really the secretive nature of the whole thing. That's the problem I would have taken the money was you're getting late. There's a lot of different things there So who do you think had the fetish for the big man that the husband or the wife? I think the husband

I think the husband had a thing for watching the whole thing play out and the wife was I don't know. I let's ask our our audiences who's dealt with the all of the rainbow Of cuckold and power play relationships. Tell us what what is it? What is it? What is it? Who who's getting what because I'm certain the wife gets something about making the meals, obviously So she must I mean, obviously she's she's must be enjoying the process. It is a delight for everybody It's kind of a big Frank is sort of a victim because of Frank Obviously, he's a victim because he's being filmed against as well, but you know in the end

You just kind of open parameters to what's cool for you. Yeah, it's just too bad I hope you want to find the nice thing is you can find a good rotisserie chicken Again, they're not that difficult. You can go also safe way. You can you really can I mean I've had some really good roast chickens in my time. You also learn to make your own. It's not that difficult You know it's a lot more butter. It takes a lot of butter than you more butter than you think it would Although I don't know man chicken and dumplings ain't nothing better than that I am kind of but I am made so viciously hungry just by the description of it Yeah, I mean like I guess if they really want to watch me fuck

So as long as they're not selling the tapes well, that's the thing you say late 90s So I'm like the internet was still not really, but it was like university level. Yes. It was like and maybe They probably had to tangibly send those tape They would have to make copies of the tape and then tangibly send them you have to go to the post office with those Right. Wow. Well, I have a lot of questions now. I'm assuming she was smaller. I don't know. Who knows well I don't know, but please send us your please send us your feedback because send us your feedback But I also feel like we should be I feel like people are really Blowing overboard. They're things with like like food

Like with food pet peeves. I think people go overboard with them I think what comes down to it being like man, just let him live his life Yeah, he eats chicken like that and sometimes some women will look at a guy sucking up on a fucking roasted chicken And if you replace that chicken with your pussy, that's gonna be the best time I've ever had it with your life, you know I've only been in front of one person who I had to audibly tell not to eat. We all know who he is Yes. Well, that's different. That was different because he is that was the worst thing I've ever seen That was one of the worst eating people Why can't why can't we mention him? You'd know him

But he's fucking one of the worst single eaters and it's not who you think I'm gonna go ahead and he'll see you right now. Eliminate Ed Larson. Oh Larson is actually a very common normal leader Yes, as a normal leader, but there's some people on this network Even going farther. There's some people on this network are one of the worst fucking eaters I've ever sat across from ever and yes, he's not allowed to eat in front of me ever again But only because of his use of ketchup He is the one that literally slathered on all he's changed now. It's the sound for me. I just it's just a lot If he changed considerably, but he used to cover it in him

He used to cover his food in a mound of ketchup and then just eat the ketchup first It's what's spoiled. It's what kids who grew up super spoiled. Do which more ketchup. I work is your right? I got ketchup. It's just like it's pizza. You don't even need ketchup. Actually. It's disgusting. It's all over it Literally all over all of the crams the white cream the hot sauce. He would pile it on top of it And then just eat solid condiment scoops. I'm sorry. I've already broken what I was saying about food pet peeves. I've already done it Anyway, thank you all so much for your email side story lpotl at gmail.com Keep them coming. Um, we're getting through this shit We're getting through this shit live each life day man. You gotta live bro

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Well, my liza an unbelievable performer and I just I'm so team. Miley. It's ridiculous. I love it And I'll watch your pee. I'll watch her sing. I would I would do both of those things as well I don't like see if you are a grown man for me t-swift is off. You can't it's your children I don't but but Miley She is she adult Miley is just a good singer Miley is a good singer ty if you are a fan of taylor swift and this is pointed right at holden mcneely You you look like an undercover police officer. You're an older man going there so that you either look like an undercover police officer You're trying to marry kayla torno yourself a new one

But to be again, I guess I support him though. I guess I have to support him all right So hey remember live every day, man This time period ain't gonna be fucking deleted, dude. Did you you are living every day? It is they are these days are happening So remember you gotta live your life for the person you're gonna be for when the quarantine's over So think about that person that's good that person gonna want to wear some jeans Is that person gonna want to do fucking bullshit because there's a lot of stuff we're gonna have to go through because I would say love Love this time period a little bit Okay, because even though we are stuck at home

Then it is entirely boring and it's also mentally very taxing to keep fucking the water discipline of keeping our fucking hands clean at all times You gotta love this time period because when work comes back this is from bill Burr Bill Burr said this and I thought it was very interesting remember how much work is gonna suck when he comes back That's a good point when they when the floodgates open up It's gonna be very fucking difficult. That's true. There'll be a lot of work to do There's gonna be a lot of work to do so maybe One nice thing about the slowdown time because it's quite a time for a lot of people So it's gonna try to fucking find some kind of piece grow a plant. I don't know that helps

But I don't know what else to do. You sound like you're becoming a alternative Jack And you gotta laugh Because if you're not laughing you're just gonna be screaming at a bunch of people in the fucking street But only screaming people in the street if it keeps them inside their homes That's like that Ah, all right, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening. Hope I hope you enjoyed this in your ear tubes And we shall always talk to you soon. We'll be here for you at the last podcast network

Hail yourselves the fucking world explodes. Hail Satan magusta lations everybody. Hail me fuckers Indeed also if there's anyone that invaded your home Uh, I would say get them out get rid of them. I guess I say now's the time to get rid of them But unfortunately if they've come in from the outside you now it is your responsibility to clean them and now they are your roommate Maybe you could bring their bring like when puffing poops in the I don't do this to puffing But if a dog poops in the house my dad used to bring it bring their nose to their poop Who would be like don't poop in the house? Maybe you could do that to a person But then it might also just give them a fetish. I don't want to touch anybody. Good boy

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