Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Pizza Party

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news - OOPS ALL EPDATES! The boys break down a slew of insane, shocking reveals from the recent batch of Epstein Files - then The Piggyback Bandit rides again, Jill Biden's ex-husband charged with murder of wife, Canadian Snowboarder turned Drug Kingpin Arrested, FBI Impersonator fails to free Luigi Mangione from prison with Pizza Cutter, Listener E-Mails, and MORE For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Because I was trying to work on my Robin Leach before this.

Yeah? Can you give me a... Let me see what you got. It's like lifestyles of the rich and famous. It's almost like you've got to be more of an asshole. It's like, lifestyles of the rich and famous. Famous. was a big part of

my childhood. Yeah, all of us. We love looking at big houses. Oh, my God. We were fascinated with it. And Robin Leach was the very first impersonation I ever did. Really? As a little boy. And we actually have a home video of me going around the house

coming like, opulence, share opulence. And then going like, and then there's a photo of the honesty. It is a funny bit. It's wonderful. What your house looks like. Oh, of course. Yeah, of course. And I, on camera, took a thing of my mom's favorite perfume or big, it's a big fancy perfume.

And it's been like, can you even imagine it's stinky bleach? I get following it's stinky bleach. And I dropped it, it exploded all over because Jackie was holding the camera the whole time. It fucking went everywhere. And then, like, I was trying to all mix it up, you know, trying to clean it up. And then obviously, my mom comes home, right? I forgot what? She was like, out.

It just reeks. Oh, yeah. And she's like, what did you do? And we're like, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I don't do nothing. She's like, you were playing with the video camera.

It was like, maybe. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, you know. We make videos. We're fun. puts the video in. It was a wonderful, like, it was this wonderful moment of them all watching me destroy the thing on camera and have all the evidence of it on camera.

Were you just like waiting for a way to refute it? Even though like you just knew it was about to happen. Do we not understand, mother, how media can be manipulated? You're like immediately. Are you to see you eating the VHS? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And that's how Robin Leach first

taught me to cover up crimes. Oh, yes. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. How you doing? And honestly, and it's not code at all, kind of crazy. Our cheese pizzas just got here. My question is, is that did the grape get here yet? Is my grape

soda here yet? Oh, is the grape? You think of the grape? I do, I have the pizza glove, though. Oh, my pizza glove. Thank you so much. Great, great, great. No fingerprints on the pizza. No, no, no.

Actually, Eddie. Oh, it's a dildo hand. Can you please give me a big, look at this big fun pizza glove. What is this? Oh, God. What a great pizza glove? Is this really what we're spending the new budget on? Can you please bring me some, a big, nice slice of pizza?

Here we go. Oh, champ wants some pizza. Uh-oh. Oh, he's very young. He's very young. But that's never stopped anybody from having pizza before. Um, yeah. That's for fucking certain.

Oh, nothing I like better than a thin. wasted, pre-pubescent slice of pizza. Ah, gaza. Still hot like it's from the fires of hell. I'm eating mine without protection. I'm going wrong, raw dog in mine. I don't know what I'd get from this. No condoms.

Must be Bill Gates. You dirty fucking nerd. I heard they're going to change his name to Bill Gap. Say, come on. We'll be doing here. How many spots is he? Do you remember when Bill Gates was really concerned about drinking poo-poo water? Now I know why.

Hey, he loves it. Now I know why. That fucking pervert was so excited to drink piss legally in front of everybody. He created a whole fucking charity around him. Honestly, they made the doc. It's on HBO. And they put a bunch of shit into a machine. And then he drank the water with a big smile on his face.

I don't care. Sure. If you can you actually bury it over in the back of the ranch? Yeah, yeah, if you don't mind, yeah. If you could dig a shallow grave and put some of those pizzas over behind where the ranch ends in New Mexico? Or if it's too much, St. Lucia Island will be fine. If you could. Also, St. Bart's is a way to get there as well. If you could also maybe park that over on Elon's fucking plane.

Guys, oh, my lord. Oh, what a gift. I just, you said it. Finally, we got some shit we can use. You know, what's hard is, is that we're obviously going to be talking quite a bit about the new dump of Epstein Files. Can we hit that? Stinger, please. It's an island adventure.

It's an island adventure. See? Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time. And we couldn't be happier because this is just, it's. It's confusing, it's upsetting. I'll tell you that the reading of the files over the weekend, right? Oh, my God.

It's crazy. It's just like, here's like a, just like a bunch of shit and then search randomly. It's crazy. It's insane. Well, what we're doing now here is, like first, before we even get into it, I want to acknowledge, number one, the large, like, one of the big smoking guns about this whole fucking thing is the fact that most context has been stripped from this entire dump. They have done a, the only sort of work that our current administration has done to whittle any of this down is to sort of like, I believe they just decide.

They have a certain chunk of it they've held on their own. We now have something like three and a half million files. There was another dump this morning that they say are, oh, you know, we went through all this, blah, blah, blah. They obviously did not. Yes. It is a massive flood of stuff that they have released having stripped the context from in order to confuse you. They want you to believe, much like our wonderful president got on his plane while he was in the middle shitting his pants and thinking about rape. He said, this exonerates me.

That was his whole thing, right? Because he thinks in his head that they've now flooded the zone. And the problem is, is that when you flood the zone, you should think sometimes what you're flooding the zone with. Because I think these guys really think they're amazing villains. And it's just wonderful to see how bad they are at every single fucking. Injimate. It's really crazy. It's barely redacted.

It's using some AI programming, which is horrific. I will say if you're skimming through these files, one of the worst things in it is the random teenage nudity. Yes. Because there's quite a bit of it because they are catching it as they go. Have you seen it? No, thankfully. I've just been kind of very pointedly going into very specific pockets.

Yeah. Because I'm trying to, there was like one line of thought that I'm going to talk about today that I wanted to kind of put together. But it's, that whole place is a fucking spiderwe. of horrible, horrible shit. And so what are they doing to redact all that stuff? They are just slowly but surely catching it as they can. So why?

Which shows they didn't vet it in the fucking first place. They really didn't. No. So we are, we're now in the moment of they, they think that they have to. If we see the kids are we able to, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I'm just, I got to meet a million questions. If they see the kids, can they tell who they are? Yeah.

I mean, especially if you're a fan. You know what I mean? It really depends on how big you are into the scene. You know, but these guys, yeah, because you're like, because what we know about CSAM, unfortunately, is that it's sort of like Pokemon. You got to go and get the cards, right? And it's sort of a got them, got them, need them, got them, sort of scenario where guys are collectors of various pieces of C-SAM. Yeah.

Right. And also, if you, another really good way to get through all of this material is go to jmail. Dot word. Okay. Jmail. Dot world. Jmail. That is another place that you can go and search all of the Jeffrey Epstein emails in a Gmail.

style format. Someone, some genius has put this together and it is absolutely fascinating. Because you can really very easily read it. You kind of like pretend like it's your own inbox. Yeah, and then you're now your

that's the worst video game ever. Yeah, it's really bad. You're Jeffrey Epstein's accountant. Well, let's just say all these guys have some of the worst OPSEC abilities I've ever seen across the board. These guys are just emailing each other

openly about rape buying prostitutes doing all they're just they're just asking for it right we now know one of the big things is the Elon Musk is a loser oh my God begged to be on the island he's so annoying he can't even be a pedophile

think about this he's a guy so lame he kills the vibe of the rape island you know like everybody's there to sexually assault someone and they're like God he just really takes me out of the mood It's his hair cut. It's like it's something about his bird-shaped body going like,

hi, yes, have you fucked? Do you fuck? Do you like to fuck? I most certainly like to fuck. As you can see. It was so funny. I was watching the Daily Show and they caught that the email was sent on Christmas. Oh my God.

Which again, it's a boring day, especially when you're stupid fucking kids. And then also his daughter straight up ratted him out and said, yeah, we were on St. Part that day. Because now one, so one thing we've learned from these scenes. emails is the fact that the reason why Elon Musk was not seen on private plane logs going directly to the island. The reason why President Trump probably was not seen going directly to the island, Bill Clinton, all these guys that were definitely on the island, Bill Gates, it's because what they would do is that they would fly to neighboring islands and then take a boat over. No, they fly in.

Boats can be tracked even more easily than planes. So the problem is, is that you go up, this, Juselain Maxwell was so, got so into this method of, of, like, hiding all the traveling, she got a pilot's license so that she herself could pick people up from St. Bart's and transport them to the island so that nobody would know who was coming in and out. Can't find good help these days. It's so hard because everybody just breaks the NDA. And aren't CEOs vulnerable, aren't they? So that's one big thing we know. We know that Trump definitely God knows what he did. I think that they were now also sort of seeing that Trump was one massive predator that got into the circle of Epstein's predator world and actually disrupted the flow

of his predator world. Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't he in the files more than anyone else? Who? Trump. Yeah. Well, also because Epstein was personally obsessed with Trump. Okay.

Because one big lesson that seems also seems to come out is everybody who was super worried about Trump winning. Yeah. Which seems like kind of the opposite for a bunch of people that love the idea of grifts and child molesters being in charge of things, right? They're all child molesters. And the fact that they were all super not into Donald Trump becoming president should really show you he's not a good guy. But what? Bannon's playing both sides then?

Oh yeah, very much so. Donald Trump has mentioned more than 38,000 times. And this is just in this dump. And again, remember, they believe this exonerates him because he's just so honest. So one of the big trains of thought that came out of this was a, it's stuff that is, it's hurting my brain. Okay, it is hard to process all this shit. It's fascinating and boring all at the same time. Natalie and I had a conversation yesterday where I was like, why am I pissed? I'm like walking around pissed and angry.

It's like, what would your therapist ask you? I said, probably like, what are you reading and watching? Yeah. It's like I have been reading and watching nothing mainlining Epstein fucking financial shit and fuck all of his back and forth. All the video watching videos of him check his face. for herpes sores. You see those videos? It's just videos of his face

and he's obviously checking this for a, he has a cold sore at his fucking lip. Of course he does. Yes. So he's checking it. All those photos of Prince Andrew over all fours

over a blank face girl who had her face all X'd out. Meanwhile, dude, you should see this fucking shit, dude. There's Prince Andrew on all fours over a girl. He's covered in sweat. You look at the photo.

He's covered in sweat when he eats a crumpet. But you Remember, he says legally he can't sweat. So he is glistening with sweat. He looks like a fucking rabid pig. Yeah, well, this is an old picture. Yeah, you're right, Eddie.

This is old. This is old news. It should have worked hard around with this one. No, this one, but then they cuts to the other, look in the background. In the background of this picture, are people... Is that American flag casket? It is an American flag tablecloth in which people are putting their feet

on the tablecloth while they all raped children together. It's a Guns and Roses album cover. Like literally you're looking at a, that's like what's the one with the guy with the big fucking cigar made out of money? What was the name of that album? Is it a Motley crew? Yeah. Dude, why? You see, the thing is like, all right, my, like, I used to be a criminal, and my brain

always goes back. Why are you taking pictures? Because they were so convinced. They were entirely untouchable, and the whole point was the pictures. Well, apparently they are. Jeffrey Epps. You're almost because it took one of them to die. That's all. And,

God, why did you choose your most special angel to go? Oh, because he just fell on that rope. Yes. That was one of the craziest falling on a rope scenarios I've ever seen. Do you see the recently released pictures of his neck? No. It looks like he was garotted.

Really? Oh, it's very interesting. So, this is a, this is a tidbit. I got this from Garbage Day. This is a really great substack that I've and it's a really fun. Talks about, like, kind of information into, like, technology information.

One of the things that they caught in this is, so we talk about stripping of context. Okay. One of the big ultimate themes of Jeffrey Epstein, his communication with various connection people all over the world, is this idea of buying into world collapse.

So there's a quote from Peter Thiel. Yeah. Brexit. Just the beginning. He then laid out this plan that directly what, literally what they're doing. Remember, Peter Thiel, Joe Rogan's best friend. Yeah. Pay pal. Yeah, his pay. All these guys, right? He said, return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances. You and I both agreed zero interest rates were too high. And as I said in your office, finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. So what they're learning, is that you're going to, they now start to realize, like, instead of waiting for all of these,

like, various hostile takeovers and all these kind of businesses selling businesses to each other and all this type of shit, they just really, it's like, oh, if we just destroy the world itself and then buy the dip, we'll make a lot of money.

But what's the point of having money if the world sucks? Because then you're the only ones to have money. And then when you're the only ones who have money and you have all the technology and you have all the power and you have all the armies

and you have all the health care, You can then just tell everybody whatever does you want about the money. And then you also can eventually choose to make sure some people have no money at all. And you can kill whole swaths, swaths of human beings. Because guess what they were all really interested in? Eugenics. One of the big long conversations that Jeffrey Epstein was with a scientist by the name of Yosea Bach, who was a tech researcher and influencer, is the guy that they were talking back and forth about highly racist ideas about black people's IQs.

also nojomsky love that love those theories talking about black people IQs talking about how like they were made to be dumber that white people were naturally ascendant that women don't choose to do math because quote they are

they was it does not yield social attention right and that maybe uncontrolled climate change is a really good way to deal with overpopulation yes so these guys are already the plans in right this is one of the big We're now seeing these guys talk about this out loud.

Now, normally... So they're like Thanos if he fuck kids. And think about how cool Thanos was in the fact that he didn't fuck any kids. That's the bar now. Right, Thanos, was he a pedophile? No. Did Thanos? Was he a girl?

Well, he did steal a child? But yes. He adopted her. Oh. That's kind of nice. Did he have a girlfriend? Rano. Also revealed in the files, revealed in the files,

Howard Stern, Woody Allen's mortal enemy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein, because I was just like... Boxed out Howard Stern. I was just searching random names. I was like, all right, Howard Stern. Like, just immediately just searching all my idols, you know? So I'm like, Howard Stern, please don't show up. And then it was Jeffrey Epstein emailing Sunye asking if he should invite Howard over to see them.

And she said, Howard is a mortal enemy. Yeah, I love that. Because he's on me aside. I love that fucking shit. So still okay. Through the scientists, Epstein also... help funded organization formerly known as the

World Transhumanist Association by this with this guy named Nick Bostrom who's an AI obsessed philosopher these guys and they want to create a post human world and the goal was to create and also if you watched any of the uh in I

beg you try I watched the Epstein interview with Steve Bannon the two hour chunk that was out and with just the two of them talking yes another like leit motif of this whole thing is what you think what we all think of as the most powerful smartest strongest people in the world

talking like high juniors in high school it's just shithead epstein waxing philosophic about how uh you know about how where does energy go when you die it can't there's no energy where does the energy transfer go and they're talking about it in these high-minded terms like it's the first time they're ever hearing these dumb concepts. And then stuff like he says, I thought really interesting is that, you know, see, women have a romantic view of the world. And they don't understand emotion and art and design. They can't be pulled into all of this, this, this science and economics and stuff.

Women can't handle it, which is another example of Jeffrey Epstein viewed women and all of these guys viewed women as vessels for their come. Yeah. And that's that for just lane. Well, Jis Lane would, no, no. Jus Lane was only, you got to remember. Just Lane, did they,

Jus Lane was just like how LBJ said, the idea that if you made the lowest white man feel lower than any black man than you got him in your pocket for the rest of your life, right? Just Lane, it's like any bottom bitch, right? If you listed any, if you live in that last good Dave Chappelle special, when like the idea is that your bottom bitch needs to know,

she feels like she's super important that she's outside. of your judgment sphere. But actually, she's at the very fucking top of it. Because she has to be because if not, just like Maxwell gets shot in the back of the fucking head. And guess what she gets immediately replaced by somebody else? I'm surprised she's still

alive. I mean, just because she's in jail. And I largely think it's reverse misogyny. Well, he was in jail. They killed his ass. I think it's reverse misogyny. I think you're literally watching misogynists decide that the female sex trafficker is not worth the fucking bullet. Yeah. They are And she's going to get out at some point.

Oh, yeah, who knows? Who knows what she's got? Because she's only got, like, what, like 15 years left, 17 years left, something like that? She'll run to Israel or something. She's going to go to one of those places. Now we actually wonder, another big thing that came out is that Epstein basically said that Robert Maxwell was whacked by the Mossad. We should know because he probably is Mossad.

Right from Northland. So here's the other big story. There's lots of big stories. There's lots of big stories. So there is a lot of smoke about Epsons. Christine's connection to 4chan. Yes. And poll. Now, this is,

it is interesting. He was first, I guess, after he got arrested, Jeffrey Epstein was super butt hurt about the way people were like talking about him. The first arrest. Yeah. In 2008. He was super

butt hurt because he was just like, these people don't understand, they don't know what I'm like, they don't know what I go, you know. If you ever listen Epstein, I love, honestly, in a way, When you listen to Epstein talk, it's pretty fucking crazy. I got it instead of a white noise machine. It's a little better. He's like a little bit of because you're a better coins guy.

You're going to talk like this and he keeps it real. He sounds like a mobster. And hearing him talk about it is fascinating. But he got sick of the way people were talking about him because he's like, yeah, I'm a sex offender, but I'm a sex offender with a goal. And why can't people see that? And he tried to get off the sex offender registry. know that much. Well, we know that he spent a significant amount of time hiring people to hack Wikipedia. $1,000 a day or something? Yes, in order to change, get him off the sex offenders

part of Wikipedia. We know that he did that. And a part of this is he started really getting into the internet. Up into this time, he was kind of on the outskirts. He was really sort of getting interested of whitewashing his entire operation through the sciences. And so he was like trying to kind of stick his way through. And one way he found in, was in the world of World of Warcraft. So he spoke with the guy. I hated that game. Absolutely.

It's very, very fascinating. He wrote, he was super close with a guy named Brock Pierce, who's a cryptocurrency entrepreneur. They did this thing with some stable coin. It's all these like Bitcoin bullshit things. This is when he really started getting all the Bitcoin, all this kind, all of this shit, cyber money, right? He basically pitched this idea to Activision CEO, Bobby Kotick, about in-game currency.

And he had this idea of, first of all, like, oh, you can create these sort of trade markets within games. He's the reason why your games fucking suck. Yes. Like, literally. He's the reason you've got to buy skins and shit like that. Yes. Because a part of it was this, I guess, this overarching idea that he had, again, big goals, that he thought that he would change the educational programs of our country by turning the whole thing into a giant video game. That legitimately, they believe that would eventually, where Epsine wanted to take all education.

from. He was a high school teacher. So he knows. He wanted to put kids in VR helmets where they're playing video games for money to get academic success. I mean, sounds like a good plan. It's actually not a bad idea. But it's like that was one thing, right?

So that's where he really... We used to play math blaster. Of course. Churchard's goose. So that's where he started to get into it. But that was when he was talking to journalist Michael Wolfe, you know, that brave journalist. God damn, man. Talk about someone. He should be first locked up. Sitting on all this shit

for all these years? All these fucking years, man. And just sitting there making your Instagram videos and your turtlenecks sipping tea, like a fucking piece of shit. Oh my fucking. Oh my God. I hate that, Michael Wolfe. I hate him so fucking much. I can't stand that too. He needs a fucking deck. I want to pull his pants down and slap him in the heine.

He has, that's what he deserves. He does like a public spanking. His bullshit old lady, art director glasses. I want to punch those glasses through your fucking face. You're pouting mouse. I'm going to grab your lips and fucking pull him off your face like I'm a chimpanzee. Fucking you wish you could suck dick.

So Michael Wolf, he helped Epstein on media strategy. So one of the things they realized was that in the advent of 2017, right after the New York Times published the article about Harvey Weinstein all over the files, right? Good friend.

Which jumps her to the Me Too movement, which they all referred to as the old kind of boomer version, Times Up. Yeah. And they had this idea of thing birthed from within them, within these emails, is, oh, I bet you we can push this Me Too movement 10 years away.

That was the plan. That's the idea. And that's where it started is in the way we're going to do that, we're going to take over the internet. So they had a lot of off the ideas. And who knows exactly how it played out? I mean, what are you talking about? The world's a fucking mess. 4chan exists.

The president got elected twice. All we know is is that. So now we'll tell a little bit of this story. So there's a guy named Christopher Poole who created 4chan, who's also known as Mute. For those of you, we all know we're not going to get into all the thing about 4chan. We know that when in 2011, treat me like I don't know shit because I'm just learning a lot of this now. Great. So it's an image board, a lot of horrible shit slash neutral shit, old school internet, backbone of the old school internet.

Yeah, pre-reddit. Pre-reddit. I know it's evil and I stayed off it because I knew it was evil. Then 4-Chan became 8chan and whatever. 8-Coon, all these different things. It changes into a bunch of the thing. It's just an image board that really started as sort of anonymous and independent way to speak amongst ourselves on the internet. And I still believe that there is, that is good.

We do need that, right? There is, full free speech needs to be available. That's how we're even going to be able to talk about this shit soon if they put us into fucking martial law or whatever, right? So I understand that. But it's inherently corruptible. And now we see why, because these guys eventually want to do it to make some money. Well, and 4chan was just filled with images of naked children and murder, right? Well, it was, honestly, it was a real mixture of honest.

Like, there was both. Because that's where you got a lot of your alien stuff, too, right? It's all, it was the internet itself. It was the entirely neutral face of the internet, which is neither good nor bad. Well, I think when you're entirely neutral, you're bad. Well, I agree. The problem is that you're corruptible. That is really the issue is that you're corruptible.

that you're corruptible. So when he was in 2011, we know that for a while Christopher Poole did not want 4chan to become full on political. For a while, there was a thing called New, and they had a bunch of things on there, and he was kind of going back and forth about doing it. Because then eventually, poll was created, which stood for politically incorrect, which we now know is the staging ground for Gamergate, 2016's Trump's entire grassroots campaign.

and all of the far right populism that we're still seeing. Pepe the Frog, all that kind of shit, right? I still feel bad for Pepey the Frog. He was taken from us. Right? Now, a version... It's not a great drawing.

It was cute. It was fun. If we can give up something, it's Pepe. It's fine. He's already gone. He's gone. It's already gone. So eventually he says,

poll shut down New in January 2011, telling users at the time, as for new, anybody who used it knows exactly why it was removed. When I re-ededed the board last year, I made a note that it devolved into Stormfront, I'd remove it. Stormfront was one of the oldest neo-Nazi communities on the web. And so for a while, he was trying to say, I don't want to deal with this, right?

So all of a sudden, he just turns a poll back on. Why? October 20, 2011. A guy named Boris Nikolik, who's a venture capitalist. I guess he was also an advisor to Bill Gates. Nasty guy. Man, Bill Gates could and fucking, who, what a lickah. Who knew he was so freaky, man?

Microsoft also describes his penis. Actually, I would consider it to be more. micro hard. So this came out. So we don't really know. So now we kind of see there's just weird thing. So Boris Nikolik, he sent Epstein,

the Wikipedia page for Christopher Poole writing, there was a cool guy, kid that you should meet. Nicolik then followed up saying, how did you like mood? He's very sensitive. So be gentle.

So Epstein got back to him. I liked him. I loved him a lot. I drove him home. He is very bright. Epstein replied. Nicklick went on to write that, oh, he will be a friend and that he is, quote, one of the greatest hackers. He'll simply have won the greatest hawkest in the whole world.

And you can't be surprised what he would hack into. It would seriously blow your mind. So according to Epstein's emails, it's like they said that seemed to be the only time they got together. They actually were having a hard time getting together because Christopher Poole, just like Epstein, was super, super secretive and did not like meeting. And so it was like they were going back and forth. there seemed to be quite a bit of email exchanges between their various teams. We know in 2017, he was on Ford Chan. Epstein loved Ford Chan because he loved...

No way. He loved five nights at Freddie porn. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So he was in the games. He was in a lot of stuff, like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did a lot of stuff.

So where is, you know, we're talking about all this. Where's Julian Assange? Where's Snowden? Nowhere. Where's anonymous? No way. Where are they helping us out on this? No, nothing.

Do nothing. They're just sitting there. They're just sitting. They're just sitting. They're not talking about because they were on the guys that took this up. So we know that Steve Bannon was involved. So they're saying here, essentially, these are very coincidental dates. Very, very coincidental dates.

They meet on October, between October 20th and 24th, on October 23rd, 2011, poll is reopened. Okay. So there was some discussion. It seems that they now realized that they were. we're buying into the, they want to start creating havoc. And they are going to use it to create havoc. And that's, uh, that's kind of

this idea. So, but now we're really wondering, like, are they fully connected or not? I mean, of course they are. It does seem like it, Eddie. Yes. Of course. It helps them. And you said that they were constantly using pizza as a euphemism.

Well, this is, so now it seems to be, this is the next wrinkle. So there's a lot of pizza euphemisms. So this is why now everybody's going nuts and why all of us who spent years trying to walk back Pizza Gate are like sitting here wanting to fucking pluck our eyeballs

out because it is very confusing. We were just pointing our face at the wrong people. So the people who said, oh, the idea that there was a secret code system amongst Democrats to go fuck a bunch of kids in the

basement of comet pizza and that they use all these pizzas things amongst each and that was like kind of this propped up part of the Q&on like conspiracy world yes and then we also now that went on when that little was a little potato guy who's the guy the shape of a potato who created Q&on who's a little guy oh who's that little guy who's that little fucker Alex Jones is it I'm going to have a little little little person Ron Watkins yeah Ron Watkins right that little fucking that little shit had he I think began Ron Watkins was the full size guy oh Ron Watkins is a full size guy that work with him Okay.

There's the, who's the little guy? There's a little more, little, little, little munchkinie guy. Small man. A little tiny, QAnon creator, small man. Little tiny guy. What's his name? Keep going, I'll find him. He's like a baked potato.

He's like a big potato. He's filled with fucking rage. He's a little fuckface. Jeff Zucker? Yeah. So he, uh, we know that those guys larped as Q and on and then it went past itself. What I think is that it started from up top. They seeded these things from up.

top, and then Epstein, in the emails, with all these people, start quote-unquote ironically using pizza, like talking about. And it absolutely is code. Yes. It is absolutely code. He says many times, do you want pizzas there? And guess where it all comes from? Where?

Think about how stupid this is. So, apparently the night, this is partially conjecture, partially a thing I've, put together from reading. Yeah, well, it's all conjecture at this point. We're still figuring everything out. Where the pizza thing came from is an inside joke amongst Epstein and his compatriots. Based upon the night that Donald Day Trump met Melania, they were at some function. And in the middle of this function, Donald Day Trump is fucking his sex worker, soon-to-be wife in another room. I thought it was on the plane. Yes. And he keeps constantly.

coming in and out of the room saying, my God, what a piece of ass. And he says it over and over again to the point where they use it as short term for every single time they were going to talk about women. And it shortened to pizza. Wow. My God. That's how fucking stupid it is. Yeah, because isn't it, Epsian introduced Trump to Melania? Yep.

Wow. They weren't friends, though. Anybody introduces their wives to each other differently friends. Yeah. Frederick Brennan. Yeah, that's the little guy. That's the little fucking piece of shit. Is he still alive?

I guess all odds. I'd say yes. Someone needs to throw him in a wood chipper or something. I mean, I feel like this guy is just going to implode. To be getting another one, oh, did you see the pictures of Stephen Hawking on the island? No. Look up Stephen Hawking. Look up Stephen Hawking with teenagers.

Look at the pictures. Dude, you got to see some of these pictures of him on this island, man. They pop them out of the chair, dude. He looks like they're. on fucking, looks like they're on vacation with ugly spaghetti. That guy is such a fucking pervert. That is so perverted, man.

Stephen Hawking was such a pervert he could fuck you from his, was he fucking with his knees? Well, that's where he had the joystick extender on his let me bring your healthy, call to serve, hang your policy, call to server, bring your hell of a server, bring your hell of a server, bring your hellasdy,

call sir, wow, what a fucking sack of shit. They should have let him spin and that fucking threw him out of the airlock of that space shuttle he was in. Let's see if he fucking bounces up the moon. I think Eddie Redmayne needs to make a sequel where he just bangs a bunch of kids. If you, Eddie Redmayne,

if you want to redeem yourself in my eyes, Stephen Hawking on the island, fucking weakened at Bernies, him having to convince people he can still fuck. That is a... Oh my God, buddy. Eddie Redmayne, you have the best... You could save

your whole career, even though it's doing great. I will literally give to any charity of your name. I'll give to any charity you ask, Eddie Redmayne if you do this. I need you to, can we at least... I think you got, I can say you got money on making this movie? Can someone Photoshop them

into the pictures? Can we at least do that? Can someone at least Photoshop them into the actual pictures of Stephen Hawking under the eye? Can we please? Just take him out of that and put him in there. Oh my God, yes. Oh, that would be the most popular Edmaine, Eddie Redmayne would ever be. So that is the... There's lots of other stuff, though.

He's obsessed with comedians. I feel like we have to bring this up. Yes, we do. So we now know that Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedian was Lewis Black. Yes. And he spent a lot of time trying to court Lewis Black. Lewis Black, too strong. Yes.

He went to dinner there with, if anybody spent a lot of time watching stand-up in the 90s, you probably know Bobby Slayton. Bobby Slayton, he was really into it, right? Robbie Slayton was like their guy. So Bobby, he's a great. He's old school stand-up comedian that did... The nasty show at Montreal. Yes, and he was fired, and he said...

For being too nasty, I guess, or whatever. Just for Laughs, which I also find hilarious, my fellow comedians, just so you know, guess who went to Just For Laughs several times? Jeffrey Epstein. Yep. And guess who loved... You probably hung out with him. You have no idea.

Dude, you have no fucking idea. He saw his... He loved Gilbert Godfrey. He saw Gilbert Godfrey a lot. He saw... Who is... And, like, again, just because they're there doesn't mean that there's... anything untoward happening.

It's like the ditty parties. People show up to a party. I've been invited places and be like, hey, this is weird. I should leave. I do find it interesting that, you know, Lewis Black did happen to mention that Prince Andrew was there having a great fucking time. That corroborates a bunch of stuff that he says that he was in ever. Oh, they're all never that close.

Meanwhile, and then Lewis Black is also talking about like, because in his mind, he's certain that they have to be of age. Yeah. But he kept saying there were these extremely young looking would seem to be. European models just everywhere and it's all because Jeffrey Epstein's a fucking loser that had to

convince all these other losers that he was a ladies man by paying for it and all of these guys had to pay for it. They all were such tremendous losers. All right so here's something that I can't stop thinking about and this is obviously me just

hypothesing you know out into the world. When are they going to start digging up the island? When I'm going to start digging up the ranch and looking for bodies. They don't want to. That's what's got to happen next. It's owned by new people now. Who owns it?

It's a guy. But seriously. Yeah, I don't know. You know, because we know some victims, but they had to have killed some of them. Yes. Oh, yeah. Epstein, there are several things he alludes to in all of the emails about murdering people, torturing people.

I think a lot of it's euphemistic, but legitimately he talks about it quite often. They talk about burying people. They talk about all these sorts of stuff, and I would not put it past them. and it just seems like it happened. Also, Robin Leach was to apparently stab to strangle the girl. Which I don't think it's true. I have no idea. Anything in that spreadsheet document,

I just want to say it was like a silk scarf. Unfortunately. Only with Cartier. So what do we know about Stephen Deccoff? He's the guy who bought the island. I don't know a heck of a lot about him. I really don't. Is he in there?

Let's look for him. Rob, can you do that? Just find the proper. Stefan, S-E-P-H-E-N, deckoff. But let's go. back to the comedians. I do want to talk a little bit more just because I find it really interesting. He was obsessed with older Jewish comedians, as you can imagine. He loved, you know, Louis said, name them ready. Woody. Woody was his guy. So Woody Allen was, they were very, very, very, very close. And Woody Allen was sort of the, any kind of little bit

of doubt anyone had is so far out the window. He can fucking, they all can. I want him floated out on a raft into the middle of the Atlanta. I just hate the years I spent defending this man because I thought he was funny. It makes me insane. He needs to be put into a raft and he'd be like, oh God, I can't even, oh, what is even this even happening? He is like the most fun man to

torture probably. Yeah, fucking somebody do it already. These guys. This is like going to find Nazis when they're 99. Who gives the shit? Lock him up. Lock him up. And so Woody Allen was used as bait for many comedians. So he would use Woody Allen as a way to get comedians to come over because people were interested.

Obviously, they want to meet Woody. Yes, because unfortunately, guys, I'm going to let this, like, don't project this onto me, obviously. Comedians, I think, of all of the artists, might be the most corruptible because we start so innocent. We're just little guys. Because we're ugly. Yeah.

We're ugly. We're gross. We're socially awkward. And then one day you figure. out how to weaponize your your own personal like your security blanket you learn to weaponize it and I think some guys they you they stay that bitter little nerd their whole life and then they just want to like hurt people and then can't wait to tell the whole world to go fuck themselves as soon as they can get enough money to do it yeah and that they're very

easily bought and not just that as a comedian I've noticed over the years people will come up to you and just say the worst thing possible because they think you'll think it's funny. Well, how many times? You how many times? As soon as you say you're a comedian, they hit you with the F words and all the shit. Oh, yeah.

And it just gets to a point where like, listen, bro, you don't know me. You have no idea who I am. And it doesn't, comedian doesn't just mean code for horrible predator. Yeah. Not anymore, guy. We're trying to turn it back, guys.

We're trying to turn it back. It's a new day. It's a new day. But how did he get left out of the death pool? Woody Allen, because he doesn't deserve the, fucking doesn't deserve it. He ain't going to die. He's too much of a hyperchondriac.

I bet he takes care of himself. Look at the old whispering Jewish man. As he sits in his natural habitat. I want to start investigating anyone over 90. Because I feel like awful people live forever. Oh, yeah, dude. Of course. Look at Chris Catherine O'Hara as an exact example.

She got sick and died immediately. Because she worked too hard. Because she cared too much because she had a fucking soul. So that's the problem And as soon as the soul's a fucking liability In this industry Oh So we also

It's I think a lot of it is he was fan So you listen to these guys talk about stuff It's just funny because they're all over it Mark Maren said no First time I've ever liked him What do you mean? He says no all the time

Yeah I know to the island They invited him to the island They invited him just to dinner And he said no Honestly I think you're right He's just antisocial Yeah he just doesn't like hanging out with people He always says no

I've tried to get him on the podcast. I'm trying to book him on a show. He said no to me. Actually, he didn't answer. At least he said no to Jeffrey Epstein. So he got out there. That was like one of the only times I've liked him. But, you know, I'll say...

He said no to Saudi. He did say no to Saudi. Yeah. No, he's got a moral compass, man. But also, what is he going to do? What is this material going to go well in Saudi? No. Is he going to do that?

Is he going to bring his notebook out in Riyadh? I don't think it works like that You know He's the only one in a chair Yeah yeah like it's not how That's not the vibe of the entire night So I don't think so All of this to say

Is that they're gonna now try to say About the files That they are too complicated They're gonna say that all of it is Disproven They're going to say a lot of stuff In the next couple of weeks And I would like for you

To use your own Like this is the only really time I will say this Use your own brain and try to see where things match up. Yeah. Just try to look at it and understand what they've done here is that they've removed. They've stripped the context away from all things so that you will look stupid or crazy talking about it. And I know because no one wants to fucking talk to me anymore.

Yeah. Because it's the only fucking thing I talk about anymore. I've been talking about it for fucking days. I've talked about it to every single person I've seen. You've been talking about it for years. I've been talking about it for years. I'm talking about it so much. You read an 800-page book.

Dude, I was, we were at it. Horspering and horrible things on a plane that I wish you didn't say. We legitimately were at a hotel, and Eddie and I saw an obvious sex worker, and it took all of my strength and I'd go up to the sex worker and say, go home. You need to go home before somebody fucking kills you, lady. Somebody's going to fucking shoot you in their head, lady. They don't care about you, lady. You got to go.

Go anywhere. She seemed nice. Justice.gov slash Epstein. Go search, fuck around for a little bit, pick some names, just start reading emails. It's just fascinating to, like, see someone as evil as him and how he talks and rant. It talks like we do.

They are such morons. They are such losers. But it worked. But their high-minded stuff is an entire smokescreen to create a very similar to Murdox, a sense of civility to entom. industry based upon leverage, sexual assault, hostile takeovers of businesses, shortchanging us.

They view us as expendable. This is the entire, this is the big message I'm getting. We're just way to get more money. All we are are crank out more kids for them to fuck. We're primates that are supposed to work in the factories. Okay, that's all we are to them. So, and make their things. And if we're not there to bend over or do the little fucking stupid jobs that they want,

That's the reason why they're trying to replace us with robots because they're easy to do. So just remember that as you go through this material. Keep your head and swivel. All right. Live from your grave. I want to move on, but Clinton's. Oh, yeah.

We haven't even talked about it. Bill and Hillary Clinton live. They're coming February 25th and 26th. You're a little goal C-SPAN. Are we going to be able to watch this? Dude, I want a fucking mystery science theater 3,000. How do we do that? Is that allowed?

Can we do it on Patreon? something? Yeah, we can figure it out. I want to watch the testimony live and I want to fucking do a drinking game. Yeah, let's do it. Because my view about Bill and Hillary Clinton is that Bill... I mean, he knows how to stand trial, dude. He fucking, he went through all those impeachments, didn't get impeached. I'm going to put it this way. And then all that fucking evidence. He did it. And he was like, I did it. These fucking ass napkins in Washington, D.C. are going to get their, they're going to get them, they're going to get it handed to them by Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Well, are they too old now? Are they out of the game? Absolutely

not. Bill Clinton's ready to go. Bill Clinton's been waiting for this this whole life. He's so sick. This is what I think is happening. This is what I think is going to happen. So we've talked about this. They're coming in together. So it's going to be interesting. You know, kind of separate. And my mind is we're all talking about, obviously, one theory I have is that he's going to completely fall on the sword

because he knows that if Hillary Clinton goes to jail. He's fucked. She's going to kill him from jail. I think that he's like, he's afraid. He's like, and the only way forward to do it, though, unless he goes in first. And he's like, I do guarantee I saw Hillary. Where? a goat mask.

Yes, I was there. It was her. Bill Gates. I saw Bill Gates. They flayed a Malaysian girl. They better clit off. I saw it. You have to arrest her. I feel their pain. I can see him. But he has to get it. That's why he's going first. Yeah. So we could maybe throw her under the bus. But otherwise, if not... Because if he throws

her under the bus, he's not going to. He could get... I mean, this could be his chance to finally be free. No, Bill Clinton. We have to remember. Bill Clinton is going to be immune. He was present in the United States. Because that is through the Supreme Court, which Trump enacted while he wasn't president, that you can't arrest a former president. Dude, and so this is, if

Bill's a real G, this is when he uses his shield, this is when he uses his shield to go in and say, yeah, I'm a sexual, I did rape, and so did he, and so did he, and so did he, and literally just, he could, who knows. And then Hillary had nothing to do with it. Well,

Hillary's just going to, I think she's going to let her pussy eat the microphone, and then I think that she's going to slash Marjorie Taylor Green's face open. So let's see. I can't wait to. Man, get her in the fucking cage. I want Hillary Clinton in that fucking cage. Her and fucking Marjorie Taylor Green, toe to toe.

I mean, Marjorie's going to flip. That'll be the thing, too. She'll come from the back because now she's a traitor, dude. Oh, yeah. Marjorie, I don't trust that bitch. She's trying to become president. I don't think she could become president of a fucking book club. What's what I'm saying?

I think she's switched sides just so she can come back around. I don't fucking trust this bitch. They all deserve each other. Yeah, they certainly do. They all fucking deserve each other. All right. Well, we've talked about this for 45 minutes. I'm sorry, but like one more.

John Biday Ramsey. Everyone's talking about it. It's in our wheelhouse. Miss her every fucking day. I wish I could fucking go. I wish we could have just had one joint together. So there is a picture in Jeffrey Epstein's house, a giant photograph with a little blonde girl wearing a jumper on his shoulders.

Everyone thinks that little blonde girl is John Bonae Ramsey. It looks a lot like her, but I will. And John Bonae Ramsey had the. same jumper. It's very possible. Who is the girl otherwise? Did Epstein have children? They say he was nominated. We know he was trying to create a type of controlled scenario where his come would be put in all of these very selected models and he would populate whole like towns with his children. But we don't know how many children he actually had. He was congratulated in a baby boy by Fergie. If you remember her, Sarah Ferguson. Oh yeah. She,

said congratulations on a baby boy. I have no idea what that means. There's several pictures of him with family members. Jeffrey Epstein had a secret child 15 years ago. Yeah. And then there's also the story about, I mean, with John Bonae Ramsey, I imagine finding out Jeffrey Epstein is your father you didn't know you had. I mean, like, where's that money? I mean, where's that fucking money? I, uh, you know, you know what's weird, Eddie? I think it's painted. You think it's painted? I think he did it as a funny joke. Because that Bill Clinton in the Monica Lewinsky dress is painted. Yes. Oh my God. I think it's

just a funny joke, buddy. You think so? Yeah, unfortunately. I don't think he had anything. There's no real corroborating evidence to put him in Denver. There's nothing to put him over there. There's no... It seems silly. There's some connection to maybe John Benet Ramsey and I mean, if you really... Oh, God, Eddie. Well, someone thinks that they saw

Gislein in the background of like the last photograph that she was ever in? I don't know. It all... It's a long one. I mean, I don't fucking know. I feel like with John Bonnet Ramsey still look at her Baumeister. I think it's closer to those connections. I have no idea what's going on with

John David Norman. If she was missing and we never found her, I'd feel like we could talk about Epstein more with John Bonnet Ramsey. I believe so too. I don't think that... But the fact that she was just killed in her own home, that doesn't seem like Epstein's MO. No, and I will always believe that she was killed from somebody outside of the family unfortunately, but that actually points

towards some form of system involved. Yeah. Which I'm no longer going to fight against. I'm no longer going to, it's like this is, I'm done, I'm toast, guys. I'm rereading program to kill. Just remember with David McGowan

when you're rereading program to kill that Henry Lee Lucas is filled with shit, but the Mark Dutro stuff now makes even more sense. So that's all over and that's all over in fucking Europe. Oh my God, Eddie. Russell Wilson tried to buy his boat. Oh, he did. He really did. The Giants owners all

over it. And, again, not necessarily due to wrong doing, but punk to Tony Phil was in the files as well. This is the unredacted version, but it's a bad angle, but they say that that It looks like her. Yeah, I'm saying it looks like a funny joke that he had made.

Yeah. I think that he... Jeffrey Epstein was like that. He thought he was cute. They all thought it was funny. And I legitimately think he made that as an original piece. That's super funny. Find the picture of his neck. Can me get in the... Can you make one of me in that one? Make me one.

I want to be there hanging. Can I be on Jombini Ramsey's face? All right. Well, we got updates. Yeah. Dude, do we have updates? Yeah, we got updates. I can't believe we're just getting the updates.

This is too much today. This is a lot. Great job on the info dump, by the way. I'm sorry, everybody. No, no, no. They needed it. I needed it. As long as it made sense.

No, it did. I followed the whole thing. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that neck. So, yeah, he got really hardcore strangled. Yeah. Which he would have been if he died by suicide,

but it does look like he's all bruised up. And he very much, you mean, you know, they talked about the broken neck bone. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know, Eddie. Yeah. Because did he hang himself from a doorknob or from the ceiling? Dad, I don't know. I think from the bed. Maybe from the bed. Maybe from the bunk bed. Yeah. So it was, it had to have been murder then. I thought he did it himself as a personal theory. I do believe that. I still

believe he was allowed to do it. They're like, hey, here's your rope. It's your time. Go do it. Today's the day. He's like, yes. I'll see you later. I don't think he'd do it before they were going to poison him or stab him to death. Yeah. It was one of the other. Yeah. I think so. That's my view. Control over it. Who knows? So, guys.

Henry made a superhero. So, guys, it looks like we're just star makers, right? Out of here. We're giving the last podcast bump out to a lot of guys. Some people deserve it. Some people don't. This guy doesn't. No, he does not.

Sherman Cheygan, the piggyback bandit, has decided to own his legacy. So now the piggyback bandit, as we covered, we know that he's been banned from, he's like from five different states' worth of high school sports. Yes. He says now that he's been banned from over 20. He's super proud about it. The Biggieback Bandit, just so you don't, maybe this you know, his name is Sherman Cheygan. He's 42 years young. 240 weighing into his two winning in a 240.

That's stout 6'1. He comes out there and he insinuates himself into high school sports games afterwards by dressing like a mentally handicapped sort of helper person, right? He wears like a, where he looks like a... He looks like he works for the team. He looks like he collects the basketball. Yes.

And so he insinuates himself into it very cleverly, I might add. And he jumps on the backs of young boys. Piggy back, ride. Pick it back, ride. And then he rubs his genitals all over the lower back. And then he'll advance to, he was a re... The one time, like, when he was arrested, is because he handed him a note that said,

well, I hope that butt does more than poop and fart. and then here's $20. Yes. That still makes me laugh. I mean, still makes me. He ain't cheap. He ain't cheap.

We'll give us that. So he's back out. $20 is a lot for a guy like him. But so I have some theories here. I have some theories here. So Sherwin-Shuagen, he called the police saying that he called 911 on itself. He said he was having chest pants.

When he arrived, where they arrived at this, I guess he was at a hotel. It was outside of Cleveland. I have no idea how this guy is, is booking hotels. and plane tickets and stuff. I mean, it's grayout.

It's not great hard. It's kind of hard. You still got to figure out where you're going. He shouldn't just be like, what's next? I'm honestly, I'm kind of impressed. You know, I mean, those buses, you can just hop on it, man. I remember one time back in the day, like, I was just like, I was stuck on Christmas. I just started getting on buses that were heading north.

No, I get it. No, I understand. So, Cheyagan, they get there, and Cheyagan is full, remember George Costanza? Yeah. And Seinfeld, when he's, like, also in there. There's a, there, and they, um, he's laying out naked. On the fucking, on his bed. Yeah, on his back, right?

He's got a blanket on. He's got a blanket. He knew he was naked. Yeah, he knew he was naked. So they said that. He doesn't have Jeff Spain's. He's like, nah, I just kind of wanted to do, uh, wonder if you knew about me. I'm the piggyback bandit.

And they were like, what? And then I guess he showed him. He showed him the footage of a podcast that had been covering him. Yes. Recently. Yeah, there was a... I gotta say, I'm gonna go ahead and say it's like 75% chance it was else. Yeah, he said, so they went to there, they didn't know what to do.

They said they, during the Tuesday encounter, the hotel employee asked police to remove Cheyagan from the property because he was expecting of stealing snacks. Which is, I guess how he lived. right? He was not cited. They warned the school saying that he's around and he said he asked them, do you want a piggyback red? No. He gets the piggyback rides. He asks

he's greedy. He got to give some. You can't just take. I don't know. I don't want to activate him. I want to activate him. He then said that he went to the police. He was bragging about being banned from 27 states and he asked all the cops

that they wanted to get a picture with him. Because he's famous. he's famous. And he's out there. He said that he was going to plan to leave the state on an airplane. Okay. So this is my question. Natalie first asked me, how in the living fuck is he making money?

Yeah. I think he's, I just think he's probably disabled. He might be on disability. Yeah. But you know what I'm actually thinking too, Eddie? And this is independently wealthy? I think this is real gross.

I think that he's learned over time that men will give him money to do things. to them and that he's learned to try to give money to other men to try to get something from them. Oh, you think he's a prostitute and just flips it? That's what you're saying? Just the way you put that, like, I don't think it's like a plan.

You know what I mean? I don't think that... Sounds like a plan. I don't think it's like... Sounds like I'm going to suck this guy's dick so I can get a big bag right. But on one way, the way you just said it kind of sounds like the character from the song Pink Pony Club. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like a hooker with a heart of gold. You know what I mean? Like, it's not a... He's not out. here thinking, oh, wow, that is just him doing the piggyback rides right there.

You're looking at that video. He's like a little chihuahua. I mean, he's more like a pug. He's definitely way more of a pug than a... We want him on the show. Side stories of POTL at GMO. No. I just want to Zoom on.

We're talking about it. We give enough press. He likes it too much. Do an Epstein-style interview with him. I want a sit-down with just you and him. And ask him about his thoughts about the universe. Ask him where the soul goes. Should I ask him about, like, yeah, what math is correct?

Well, we can't do it in Iowa, New Jersey, North Dakota, or Montana. I'll tell you all about string theory. You got to do it. You got to put it in little tiny tugs. Yeah. Little tiny tugs. What's your theory of everything? But the thing is, like, Natalie was like, so there's a part of me that really believes that.

I think that he might have just kind of fit. You remember Harry with the gold coins that used to go up to John at the Eckerds? Yes. So Johnny Moreno that was on our sketch group Murder Fest. It was in her sketch group murder fist. When I was working at the photo development lab with him, there was a guy that used to come in, named Harold. He was like the guy from family guy, the old guy from family guy.

He's this guy. He used to go, hey, John, you got any gold coins? You got him gold coins? And that was when we had the dollar coins, a dollar gold coins. And he'd be like, you know, so he'd give him, like, they'd change out money for the gold coins. He'd like the gold coins. And be like, hey, John, you want to watch me do some pushups? You want him to do some pushups?

And he'd be like, yeah, you know, I don't get some. time today and you'd be like you sign this contract john i'm a slave i'm a push-up slave and it was this contract that he had a sign it was all mimographed and the whole thing was like you're gonna make me do push-ups until my arms are a pop-in-na-crackin and you're gonna make me do them and if they're not popping an a-cracken i do them until i'm pop a-cratin and it's all like this like obviously then sit on his back he once he set his back while he's doing the push-ups and it's all like very because it's not sex because it's the wrong parts on the wrong side Yeah, but it's definitely sexual.

Yeah, of course. People are all in all kinds of stuff. You're right, Eddie. And I don't want to, I can shame anybody. No. Except for the piggyback band. Hey, at least Harold asked for permission. Yes.

And you sign a contract. Well, I mean, that's legally binding. Piggyback's asking for permission, right? No. He's not? No, he's jumping on backs without permission. He's trying to buy sex. Oh.

And if you want to open that back up again, I can remind you what his message was. I love it. It's still one of my favorite. $10 plus note. This is $10. For letting me he give you a massage. This is $10 for you letting me give you a massage. Thank you for letting me give you a massage.

Use the money wisely. Also, I want to tell you. You tell me I'm a grown sex worker. Also, I want to tell you you have a nice ass. With those pants on, use your ass wisely to fart and poop. Also, I heard of you where. your hat backwards, you fart more than other people.

I got my hat backwards, too. He's never wearing a hat, though, in any of the pictures. You're right. He's got a big head. It's got to be hard to find it. It's definitely not a fitted hat. Definitely a snapback. It's just about the flirty.

I got my hat backwards too. Oh, my God. What are you even doing here? He fucking makes me laugh. All right. Is there any stories that don't involve sexual assault? Jill Biden's ex-husband accused of killing his wife. Fuck yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, that's a great story, dude. This just dropped. I don't even know what's happening. This is so insane. That headline made me nuts. It's so funny. I was just like, I was like, let me check the news real quick before we jump in here. It's like, what? So it is just like two paragraphs still developing.

William Stevenson 77, a charge with murder in Delaware. Of course, Delaware. They love their Delaware. I don't understand what is going on in Delaware. Oh, my God. This comes from, I found it on News. Jill Biden's ex-husband is charged with killing his wife after weeks-long investigation. It is 64-year-old Linda Stevenson was found unresponsive in the living room and she was pronounced dead at the scene.

Monday, 77-year-old William Stevenson was arrested in charge with first-degree murder. Wow. Wow. She really knows how to pick him. He's got a type. He really does. He does kind of look like crazy Biden. But I will say, Joe's more handsome than now.

Oh, he's definitely more handsome. You know what? He aged better. I will say. You could do a whole ton of push-ups. After all of this being said and done, I just was like, I was watching the footage of the fat fucking shit his pants in the White House and they all have to cover it, whatever. And I was just thinking about, like, you know, we misaligned Grandpa Joe.

Because Grandpa Joe, when he shit his pants, he did it in the privacy of his quarters. And he cried tears of shame. Yes. Like a real old man supposed to do. Like a real honorable old man. Joe Biden, when he shat himself in the fucking White House, he hid it. And he cried knowing his life was coming to an end because he felt it. That all he say that about him.

That doddering old man knew he was dying. and he took it on the balls. Hold on, Joe. You have to live one day longer than Trump. He's not going to. You live one day longer. That's all I ask. He's not going to.

One day. Hour. One hour. It's just one of those, Biden, just understand, I see your struggle. And I'm glad you kept it in your pants for just the shortest amount of time. All right? You think right when they found out the news, Joe, like, turned to Jill. He's just like, I never liked him.

I never. As soon as it all goes out I think that he's just like You mean or tell me, Jack, I could have been shit in my pants in public his whole time I've been honest Jack Me and corn pop I had nine corn pops this morning

Half a flavor of sleepers A log in my pants Oh my God is there a tree nap Oh well William Stevenson married Jill Biden in 1970 When they were in college And they divorced in 1975 Several years before she married Joe Biden

Wow Holy shit That's really really well you know William Stevenson's the one who placed The 911 call So we'll find out more as it develops. Oh, we will. Especially if you placed the call, sometimes, you might be guilty. Also, remember, too, when the cops ask you in a question and interrogation, this is one of my

favorite, when they say to you, what do you think should happen to somebody who'd be guilty of this crime? They think you're guilty. Yes. I mean, some dude tried to break Luigi Mangione out of prison with a pizza cutter. That was an amazing story, too. He walked in, said he was an FBI agent. They literally, they said he had a, I love the way these systems work, too. He walked into the jail. He said it was an FMII agent. He says a piece of paper. He said, I'm here to legally release Luigi Mangione.

And they were like, release Luigi Maggioni. Let's take a look at our paper work. I don't think we were supposed to release Luigi Maggioreen. And it was just this idea of like, yeah, obviously they were going to release. But I like that they checked it.

They were like, well, let's just make sure. Let's see. You never know. I never know. And so they go and he, yeah, he had a pizza cutter. and a fork The single funniest thing To release the most Italian boy It's racist

It's deeply racist He might as well be like I brought some grease So we could slick back his hair He could slide through the You know how You know Italians got soft bones Yeah here's a flower you're eating

You can start throwing Fireballs It's racist Here's a little balm with eyeballs on it And Luigi I thought you could use it here's some dough. I mean, kudos to this guy.

Good for you, buddy. You think he played that as his like cue music? And Luigi heard it? Luigi's like, There is somebody out there for me. That is somebody out there out of fun of my freedom. Man, watch Luigi get out after all this shit. He just beat the death penalty.

Yeah. He's got a very good lawyer. Oh, my God. All right. All right. And then also the other story about that we'll be covering updating is. So today's show hosts Savannah Guthrie's mother, who's an 85-year-old woman, Nancy Guthrie. They're saying she was kidnapped.

Yes. We have no idea where she is. There's a ransom note now demanding big money in Bitcoin. It's just, I don't know if Savannah, I don't know if she has access to that. It's very hard to kidnap somebody and get that money. And it's really, really, you know, I don't know why they would choose her of all the people. I mean, she's a public figure. It's just crazy.

You never know who they're randomly going to choose, dude. Remember when they kidnapped Cal Ripkin Jr.'s mom? Oh, yeah, that's right. You know, you never know who they're going to randomly snag. Well, this is why I fucking... Can't get me? Mom's dead. Yeah, I can't.

He's got no vulnerabilities. I put one of those GPS locators in my mom's vagina. Good luck getting that out. Yeah, it's all sewed up. All right, you can't get out. All right, so we'll just be... But hopefully we will get information on this because it's actually quite scary. That's fucked up.

It's terrifying. Poor Nancy Guthrie. But Savannah Guthrie knows, you can't negotiate with terrorists. All right, John Paul Getty. They have any fucking problems with? You'd be like, you can fucking shoot her. I don't care. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Remember that line, dude. Give them the money. Give them the money. No, I'd be like, no. Fuck you. Send me a pinky. Oh, you think you're going to fucking kill her? Send me a pinky.

She does seem pleasant. I'm just saying, Savannah Guthrie, fucking called her bluff. Oh, poor lady. Sorry. Actually, I'm really sorry. I was just being fun.

No, no, it's our job. It's just sad to think of her all. I wonder how annoying she's being to the kidnap. Boy, honestly, that's the only, that's the best thing. It's like the movie,

The Rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can always just see exactly. My mom was kidnapped. She would be released within the day. Okay. And you're trapped in paradise. Oh, that's that's what it is.

Was trapped in paradise? No, that's the bank heist. Yeah, but they kidnapped their mom, and she's super annoying. That's right. That's funny. All right, we got some really fun. Some emails came in this week. Oh, yeah, we have to read some of these.

Only just because, number one, you'll never make me feel bad about the death pool because we got reached out to by a family member of someone on the death pool and they liked it. Yeah, they were very happy about it. And those had you to reach out to it. We love you. We thank you for listening and hit us up. We'll send you a shirt. And we'll let you know, yeah.

They demanded that if their family member dies, that they get to pick the charity. And now, you know what? Sure. You got it. You got it. No problem. Please. Please.

Are you ready, Eddie? Yeah. Yes. Are you horny, Henry? Yes. Sure. Now it's time more listener email. Boom.

Yeah. There we go. So this one is about Ryan Wedding. I love this. I have no idea if this is true or not. I fucking love this little breakdown now. This is about Ryan Wedding. Yes.

Our favorite are the Canadian snowboarder who recently got arrested for being a cartel leader. El Hefe. God, that's a crazy sentence. Yeah, right? That's why I love this story. So this guy did a little bit of breakdown. Who fucking knows? Since he's from Canada, he somehow gained access to the extremely lucrative heroin

markets in their largest cities on the border. Vancouver. Then basically emerged after El Chapitos showed up with El Mayo in pocket. Basically, the most productive parts of the Sinoloa car. cartel crumbled rather quickly and altogether. Wedding was in a position where he was making the most money. He had the most international influence and was also able to do things like kill federal witnesses in FBI custody, which I have a hunch is why they had such a hard on for him. So in the Sinaloa cartel, El Chapo, and one son were captured some time ago.

Yeah. In prison in the U.S. now. Then El Capito forms, which is a L. Chapo's kids, they form this fentanyl and heroin-focused franchise of the larger cartels. Then the last of El Chapo's sons kidnapped El Mayo, who was the financier and business manager of the whole cartel. He then flew him to Houston, turned him over while he turned himself in, and probably got a sweet fucking deal. After the dominoes fell, wedding was left with the most lucrative markets and the muscle to put down his competitors. It seems that since this term of Trump's, CIA, ATF, and even Delta Force has been led off the chain in Mexico, full scorched earth. And now the cartel fears the U.S. military special ops more than prison. So wedding arranged and turned himself in the American embassy in Mexico City.

It seems like he was hoping to pull a Julian Assange, hoping to keep his extradition out of the embassy in legal limbo, but appears they just kidnapped his ass. So it honestly feels like the goal was very similar to Sicario, Medellin, a dictator that controls the drug trade with whom we can deal with. And that makes total sense to me because we now know that Cash Patel, the YouTuber in charge of the FBI, he came out and said they quite part out loud by saying that we were in Mexico. go when we got him and we weren't supposed to say that out loud and it's because he's bad at the job and he was purposely put there to make the FBI almost impossible to work with. Yeah.

Nice. Look at this fucking guy, dude. He's big dude. He's huge. He has to be, dude. It's crazy though to think of, I just never think of snowboarders as being big and buff. I mean, I feel like, I think that he has gotten buffer. Yes. Since the snowboarding days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I would say.

And I just want to do this one. He does look scary. I've never been intimidated by someone who says they snowboard before. No, that's a scary man. That's a big scary, dude. That's a big scary man. All right, so this next one. I'm going to begin the process again.

I don't care. I don't fucking care. Oh, what are you doing? So tomorrow, you're going to listen to our, we're going to do a talk back on our YouTube page. You can go LPN TV. We're going to be doing a, you're going to come and talk to me,

shareholders meeting. I'm going to talk to all of you, all of your questions. We're going to talk about Beyond the Vale, too. So they'll go turn in, but I might be beginning this whole thing again. What do you mean? I'm writing to you about a painting I own by the Vancouver street artist Ken Foster.

Okay. For those who don't know, Ken was a fixture of the downtown east side, a street artist from the darkest patch of four blocks in North America. I know what that's like. His work reflects that, deep, dark, gritty alleyways. I am not attaching a photo of this painting. I've come to realize that when this piece is faced outward and people can see it, negative things happen. I originally gave this painting to my sister, who has a master's in art. art history. She loves art, yet for 10 years she never put it up. When she finally gave it back,

she told me she felt a specific dark sadness coming off of it, like a deep secret was hidden in the paint. She could actually feel a negative energy pushing off the canvas. I took it back and leaned it against the wall, face out in my basement suite, almost immediately. Things fell apart. My car broke down. Electronics just stopped working. I felt a heavy physical pressure on my brow whenever I was near it. The flood. My basement flooded twice. The water came up from under the floor. The into the carpet was thick and sobbing. Maybe he's just irresponsible. Maybe, who knows?

But the water never touched the painting. It's out there perfectly dry in the middle of the mess. I moved it to the laundry room by the heater. Three days later, the heater broke. My roommate who lives upstairs eventually admitted he got the exact same feeling my sister did just by being around it. I'm reaching out to see if Henry, Ed, or Marcus wants this piece for the office.

Or somewhere in the LPN building. I'm happy to send it your way, but I'll just say this. Beware of what's happening once you turn it face out. P-O-box 470. No, I don't want it. North Hollywood, California. What are you talking about? 9-1603.

We're going to fucking, I'm going to house it. We don't need bad luck. I'm going to bring it to some other place. Put it in your storage unit. I'm going to bring it over to the Mystic Museum. Yeah, the Mystic Museum. We're going to bring it someplace. The Museum of Death.

Well, this isn't a museum of death. It's more mystic. This is the beginning. If it's wrapped up in a piece of paper, it's not going to do anything. I don't like this. Of course you don't. Why do you bring in this weird shit to the office? It's fun for me.

It's stupid. It's fun. It's irresponsible. We'll see. I don't believe in any of this shit, but there's no reason to chance it. Hey, I say, rock the boat. Rock the boat. Yeah, dude, we're on Netflix.

Know what we should do. Wrap it up. Gift to Netflix. You know, it's like, hey, you know. I heard her deal. Ted Sarandos. We need to bring it to another. Got you something for your office.

Just a thank you. It's a, you know, housewarming for us. Let's go leave in front of Earwolf. Yeah. There's a bit of a great episode, guys. Really has, right? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, thank you for the info dump.

There'll be more next week, I guarantee it. There's millions of files to go through. I don't even think the world, I don't even think TMZ's had the chance to go through all of them yet. And it's going to be a lot of horseshit in there. There's going to be a lot of fake stuff. There's going to be a lot of stuff. We just use some common sense.

I thought the Cialis pop-up ad was a bad taste. And honestly, the idea of like having to click on the, are you over the age of 18 to be on a government website? It's wild. It's wild to me. But thank you guys. Live every day knowing for a fact, we're the controlled opposition and we're going to have to be.

Right? Yeah, because we love being paid by various counterparts in the Russian government. You know that, though. All right. And we laugh every day. When I get my money from the disinfo groups that I work for and when I get money from Jeffrey Pays me in de Blooms. Yes.

So it can't be traced internationally. That's the goal. So just remember, never meet your heroes unless, Of course, you're a 16-year-old girl. Yeah, I like to meet my heroes, and my heroes, I mean sandwiches. Oh, me too. I am delicious. Sandwiches never done nothing to nobody.

Ain't done nothing to nobody, never. Nobody, never. Except diabetes. We're going to be on the road. I'm going to be in San Francisco with the punchline on February 18th for Grant Gordon and Julie Rosen. And then Henry and I are going to Alaska, Anchorage sold out on February 20th, Fairbanks, February 21st. We're going to be in Urbana, Illinois.

I can't wait, dude. Honestly, it looks fun. It's going to be great. That's going to be on March 14th. April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky, May 7th. Netflix is a joke festival here in L.A. At the Avalon, the Lake Show, 945, going to be a fucking hoot. That's May 30th. We're going to be in Rochester, New York, and on June 28th, London, Ontario. And big announcement from me, let's take it to the stage, baby. I'm going to Peefunk Fest, Tallahassee, April 11th.

I'm going to be an emce. I don't even, we're working out what I'm going to do. You're going to be seeing me all day long. I can't wait, dude. Understand how this gig even happened. I'm bringing my man, holding McNeely. It's going to be a fucking blast. And then the following day, I'm high-tailed to Jacksonville to do a show at Jumbo Shrimp Stadium on April 12th.

Tickets are available on anytunes.com. I don't even understand. I mean, you want to come to this P-Funk Fest. Every faction of P-Funk is going to be playing here. 420 Funk Mom, Secret Army, everyone. It's going to be Garrett Shider. It's going to be fucking bananas. Get your ass out there.

I'm calling Juggalo's. You're going to love this shit. Any hardcore, all like Goths. You're going to be surprised how much you fucking love P-Funk. Get your ass to Tallahassee on April 11th. We're going to have a fucking blast. Let's take it to the goddamn stage. Fuck, yeah, dude.

Can't wait. How did Epstein be so good at keeping in touch with so many people? He says, you know, you got to have you, you know, I say talk to one person every week, whether it's an email or a text message or a phone call. I should learn. Just connect. We all learn from Jeffrey Epstein. Talk to your friends more.

Yeah. Just say hi. How you doing? You don't have to have an agenda. No. Just say stuff like, don't you think that black people are genetically inferior to your old friend? Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's what people like to do. That's what you know, just check out the emails. If you don't know how to do it, go search justice.gov slash Epstein and take some notes. It's that easy. Enjoy. Bye. Bye, Hail Nathan. Hail Catherine O'Hara.

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