Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Psychic Nukes

Episode Date: April 16, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: porn-filled Easter eggs, Tom Delonge spots UFO activity, and a classified government document warns of the possibility of psychics nuking cities.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories You know what I tell you know what's getting For real out here right now. Honestly my citizen app is Blowing up with the oddest crimes, but it's a lot of just people like waving saws in the air Yeah, I don't know if I trust the citizen app anymore. You know me. I'm a hero You're a hero as well you get an alert someone's throwing Golf balls at someone which is a true alert that I got recently you go outside There's no golf balls to be found. There's no one doing anything

It's already been posted the time the crime maybe has passed or be you're not looking closely enough at the address I'm not going to say anything kissle Uh-huh might not have the best attention to detail I get an alert. I'm like Batman. I'm looking and I'm like I wish my parents gave me all the money in the world Yeah, where is it? Where is it? Step outside Henry and now I'm screaming where's the golf balls? Where's the golf balls now? You know what on everyone else's citizen app large drunk Wisconsin man screaming. Where are his golf balls? That's what makes it semi-real. It is a self-proliferating

Proliferating this is a great way to start but the other day I Sit as an app like thing fired up and that showed me and it said like two dudes beating another guy in the street Uh-huh sometimes you can attach video to it, right? So when you're filming to the people like of course It's a weird social media the way that immediately turned into a social media platform And so they were this guy was shooting this guy these two guys beat up another dude and he kept going shit get wild out here Coronavirus Well, I don't know if that's the coronavirus is fault it's cake It can be blamed for quite a bit but not these two guys beating up a random stranger from now on though

That's how I'm using describe or get out of any situation. I'm in if I'm just I'm caught shirtless and a grocery store I'm gonna go coronavirus. I agree wild chicken real now here Coronavirus it's getting real everywhere. Welcome to side stories. I am Ben with Henry We got some corona related adjacent stories when it comes to mirder and death We'll talk about those a little bit later on I was I wanted to start kissle with a fun little just start with an email that just thought was really interesting You want to start with the email? Yeah? Yeah, this cams this comes from a listener Um, hi, Henry and Ben. I work at a group home for young adults with severe mental illnesses and cognitive disabilities. Thank you

Thank you so much for what you do. That's very difficult. Obviously. Yes. Yes, definitely. It's very difficult Well today, I noticed one of the residents appeared to shovel so I gently encouraged him to shower offering to bride one of the spare towels So if he needed it, he replied that he does not use towels and first to air dry and he has never used towels in his entire life He's been living in this home for over a year now and we just learned this so I just thought Ben would like to know that he has been Caring for his daily hygiene in the same manner of a young man with paranoid delusions and intellectual delays Isn't that wonderful? And you know, that's why Everyone has a beautiful mind. You know, this is the version. I forget the name of the movie But let's just say somebody played a janitor. It's called a beautiful mind. There's no movie called a beautiful

I'm thinking of good. I'm thinking of good will hunting. Yeah. No, that's called. Yes. Smarty pants, but it's smarty pants Boston janitor I love that move But no, I don't think that this is about a beautiful mind It's about saying that you have you technically have a fully functioning Just I'm gonna say I'm gonna say almost normal brain. Yeah, some would say above some some say above Who I'm not sure whoever I convinced to say it at gunpoint. So the thing is this kid He's getting dry and you notice one other little tidbit. Who is the dumb one in the house?

They didn't know he was air-drying for a year So the only time that they were even confronted with the idea He may not be using a towel is when he said I don't need government handouts. No, it's because they finally I'm fine at him. No a towel is not a government handout in this case. It's literally in this case everything that man has a government handout That's all of it and that kid is yeah, absolutely. Yes, that's a government out But not this time your scenario you can voluntarily get towels But now you have so many now you have if you have as many towels as a Kardashian now I am giving a I am giving away

So many clothes so many towels as soon as people are allowed to be within one foot of each other again come spring It's a Ben kiss will give away. Hope you guys are ready to get some big t-shirts because they are going to be on my stoop How charming and inviting I can't wait to see all your free stretched-out That's how house that you live in it's called being very nice Henry It's called giving to people and that's what it's all about but keep speaking. I didn't mean to start with an attack No, I know but you did but that's okay I did I know I know but speaking of giving this story has been giving for a long time And we do have a small update on what's going on with Chad Dayville and Lori Vallow

The kids have been found and they're all going to the Super Bowl What the kids are going to the Super Bowl everything is there they're at the bottom of a ravine. Oh, that's not that's actually very sad I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. I just do what I I just say things that I think may be probably or true at this Point as we're all going to see there's trying to move things along in the Lori Vallow Chad Daybell case They they are at a standstill the kids are still nowhere to be seen No, they are I don't know why they have not been declared deceased. I guess it takes years. I Guess so of course, that's JJ and Tiley The the parents or the mom of rather Lori Vallow

Still people don't really know exact exactly what happened to Chad Daybell's late wife That's Tammy Daybell. And so now finally the police have said That Chad and Lori are possibly going to be on the hook for conspiracy murder and attempted murder of Tammy Daybell So they're opening up for those of you investigation into that. So another another Well, yeah clarify the remember this gets such a complicated story, but Chad Daybell's wife died Mysteriously, yes So for well at first they said it was natural and they weren't sure how she died But I guess what this is saying that they the police are now saying that she died suspiciously

Yes, and they're trying to put it on them. So this is the first time this happened This is earlier this month Fremont County prosecutor. He wrote to the AG's office requesting assistance into the investigation death of Tammy Daybell and for the first time again, as I said They put conspiracy murder and attempted murder and they are saying that that Lori and Chad are Potentially responsible for that woman's death. So that adds three people now That these two have four most like four people that these two have possibly or wink wink probably murdered Yeah, yeah, and you know, hopefully they go to jail for about a million years

But it's gonna take a while because it is very difficult to prove somebody guilty of murder if you don't have the body So let's have to figure out where these poor where these poor kids are Yes, but you have these two other victims that hopefully we can at least get them on that and less of course They're 100% innocent and if that if that is the case let the courts decide Thank you Solomon, but that who is how many how many dead bodies are you surrounded by? That's my only question. You know when it comes to these things, of course, you are innocent until proven guilty But at some point you're like how many dead bodies have you shown up? I have yet

I know they have to show up But it's just it seems like there's a lot of corpses around this couple and most couples in love They have friends and family they go out to Outback Steakhouse. They have the blue medanian even though It's the worst thing you can get on the menu when it comes to health I'll eat a whole one though. I know because you're healthy. I miss it. You gotta get I miss I miss being able to fold the blue medanian into my system Hmm, but with these people they got four corpses at the very least they're surrounded by ghosts I'm gonna say something's going on something's going up. Somebody asked the Clintons that same question. Hmm. Well, we have

Ah, it's fun fun. There it is to do all of them, too I got an email also about uh that I guess the the idea of doing some form of waifu tribute is Actually fairly common when I was looking here is that the corona-chan explanation that I received from an email from a listener We talked about last time how yeah, I've been building sort of COVID-19 Essentially virtual alters can we call it can I call it a promortion? Booby totem. It is a titty totem. I would I would call it is that it's basically it's COVID-19 and depicted as a big titted Asian girl with wings and a Oxygen tank as it's a little weapon like it's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from the 90s

But what they have is apparently the anime community it turns absolutely everything into some form of anime girl They're entire subreddits based upon this Okay, for some reason and the one thing that he this listener pointed me towards is reddit.com r slash mo morph of it morphism Okay, www.reddit.com slash r slash mo morphism And so one was that I saw here. It's the US Department of State Chan that shows her with her pussy out Oh, American flag thing on there and she looks like a eagle from the dollar bill, but her pussy's out No, what is that? What does that signify the end of the coronavirus or is it if she sees her pussy? We have two more weeks of summer. What I think it's another way to just look at pussy's tits that are cartoons

There's mr. Krabs Chan from Friggin SpongeBob SpongeBob We're just a big titted woman with the crab eye things on the top of her head and then there's also Nintendo switch Chan Huh, that's just a big titted woman with that kind of shit And it's like weird things obsession with the Rockefellers, but you know, I guess any sort of excuse to draw tits on something I mean, I'm all for it Well, the question is how big are the bosom become because of course that's gonna be an indicator of how much the coronavirus is spread Are we seeing a reduction at any point in her bosom if we're gonna be covering the coronavirus?

We might as well do it accurately here We have got to hope that she gets down to a B cup by mid-May so we can open up this government again Open up the economy, but I you know, unless it's for medical reasons. We all hate a breast reduction. I don't know Henry I think some ladies they might need a breast reduction for their backs. Mr. Do it then you should do it if you're uncomfortable you should do it. Yes, I'm sorry for everything. I'm just saying Mr. Oh, I don't like the breast reductions I like them to be big and sloppy and just all messed up all the time Meanwhile, we got someone suffering from spina bifidus back here for your six sexual Polish pleasures

I just think it's nice some of the time Lordy a loop speaking of making wives disappear apparently COVID-19 a Week talked a little bit about this. Yes. We did this was gonna happen We were saying that I that COVID-19 is a is a good smoke screen for a lot of crime I think that after this we're gonna see more and more people kind of like what people did during 9-11 Where they use 9-11 as an as a chance to disappear they use 9-11 as a as a chance to

Get even with I guess rival gangs. Sure. Yeah Disappear people obviously the fire department the police the national government was focused on One thing and one thing alone So they didn't care if you went and committed acts of violence on 150th Street. They didn't care But now I think we're gonna start seeing more and more of that So here's one at various very specific story. This comes from the Daily Beast as referred to by the New York Post by Pilar Melendez Florida husband allegedly killed wife use COVID-19 to cover up her disappearance

Hmm a Florida husband has been charged in the murder of his estranged wife who disappeared without a trace last month and Authorities alleged she tried to cover up the grizzly crime by sending a text message claiming she tested positive for the coronavirus Coronavirus so how would this how would this even work the coronavirus in his mind? He would just be like the capsule think the coronavirus is armed now That would be incredible at least that would be a what a what a refreshing way to fight it if it just was guns That's true So David Anthony 48 has been charged with second-degree murder the 51 year old his wife Gretchen Anthony Or ex-wife was reportedly last seen on March 20th at her Florida home

But she looks like she might have been murdered the following day a witness told authorities that on March 25th She received a suspicious text message from Gretchen two days prior claiming that she had contracted COVID-19 and she was being held by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention after checking out of Jupiter Medical Center So she's saying that she flew all the way to Atlanta Okay, that was how special and crazy her case was and this text this text went to her mother it came went to her friend went to her Friend, okay, so her friend got a text message saying it was from this woman All right The same witness also told authorities that while the couple has been married for five years

They had recently separated after jointly filing for divorce on February 28th So they just got divorced the divorce hearings was just heating up and then the plague starts, okay? Authorities said another witness later said she'd also received a March 24th text from Gretchen Anthony's phone Stating that Gretchen had COVID-19 and was being sedated by the CDC the affidavit states okay March 26th Messages sent to the witnesses from Gretchen Anthony's phone stated that she was being placed at a ventilator in Palms, West Hospital So he started slowly but surely like ramping up the story saying that she was just about to die Even though don't you understand you could have figured this out very very quickly They were going to find out they don't know where her body is that's so scary also

She would have called like this guy He is just such a classic moron where he really thought that this was going to trick everybody You don't just send a text being like oh, I'm dying from corona You can also make a call or it would just be a lot more elaborate and heartfelt than just a random text message You know it who knows somebody's been watching a lot of oxygen Network That's for certain thinking that that's how you cover up your tracks But he does know every whoever whatever he's done does know that you got to get rid of the body to get rid of the crime Yeah, it looks like they have some pretty strong evidence, but we were not really certain yet that that he did murder her

Because right now she just missing the officer soon focused So they did they their focus came in on the 48 year old husband David Anthony who was separated from her in February and his Vocabulary it seemed to match the coronavirus messages that were sent So he's like sent stuff that were look he had little ticks in there But obviously were things that he says in text versus what she says in text So you have to learn tone y'all if you're gonna fake being somebody else a neighbor at the couple's home told officers She had heard a blood-curdling scream and then a woman's voice pleading No, no it hurts and as the investigation regressed and further evidence is collected

It is believed that David Anthony is responsible for her Disappearance and related homicide. Yeah, so he is now he was found in New Mexico He went all the way to Las Cruces New Mexico on March 31st Which is when they finally picked him up and so now they are here They're charging him with second-degree murder and kidnapping and is being held awaiting extradition to Palm Beach County. Yeah So this is 43 year old dude. He is now being charged. Evidently. He is like not Unfamiliar with acting all strange. This is according to Riviera Beach police report. They say that Anthony

He has been seen Approaching groups of girls quote pacing back and forth and sweating profusely They go on to say an officer noticed his license plate had been tampered with using black electrical tape to alter the numbers on the tag Which is a dead giveaway Yeah, you're doing something bad if you need to fuck with your own license plate. It's not a license plate just saying like To be laid Yes, I mean that's that's what you're that's what you should be doing with your license plate is telling everybody just how much sex You're having how cool your corvette is of course

So when questioned about the tape he blamed his 12 year old stepdaughter and then tried to leave The officer then held him at gunpoint after Anthony tried to grab something from underneath his driver seat They cuffed him. He was arrested March 14th. So this dude Not just did he most likely kill his ex-wife He is most likely also a a playground pervert Who doesn't need to be on the streets any longer not to mention the tampering with a federal license plate? He is an amateur PE teacher

And sometimes it takes a stranger to teach a bunch of young girls how to play dodgeball I don't well. They certainly had to run away from this monster. Well, they had to run away from his balls I'm talking about dodging his balls. Good Lord. Good Lord. Well, you know, we'll see how this pans out I don't think a lot good is gonna come out of it, but it just shows again if you're gonna use COVID-19 to cover your crimes Center it on yourself Use it to like if you're gonna use COVID-19 to get out of something just use it for yourself to get out of work You can get out of any sort of obligation right now. Everybody's got to get out a jail-free card of any single Family event or any single thing going on. I will say I am very thankful for COVID-19 because of the only two

Holidays so far it's ruined are the two worst ones, which is St. Patrick's Day and Easter. Oh, all right You didn't throw Valentine's Day in there. I guess we have that coming right up here. It was but after When is Valentine's Day? February 14th. I know the most romantic man in the world. Oh, yeah Well, no one actually likes it, you know, they overcharge you at the restaurant. It's well. Yeah, it's a fake holidays so one witness texted this fella and She was like what the hell is going on his reply didn't match the other text He said this is what she this is what he texted the witness She mentioned something about going to the beach around herself because she wasn't feeling well

Yeah, and then he also reported then she proceeded to tell me I should plead insanity on some bogus police charges I've been dealing with so this guy is just Like a slime ball. Yeah. Yeah, he's a slime ball a cadaver dog Which is trained to sniff out human remains alerted police to the signs of a dead body at Anthony's home and Inside the suspects the husband's truck, but they did not find the body But it looks like he probably transported her in a pickup truck Which is a horrible advertisement for the Dodge Ram and I don't know why they decided to go there with it But it's a lot of hauling power. It's a lot of

You need 150 horses to take that wife to an unmarked grave. Yeah, they are here at Dodge Ram We are here to know that no matter what happens during our quarantine. Yeah, you can't drive. No, yeah You can't go to the store. Yeah, you can't go to a restaurant But you could always sit in garage and look at your car and that's what we here at Dodge Ram sacrifice We have sacrifice to make sure that you can get a car You can sit inside of to avoid your family during quarantine make sure you remind them not to turn it on That's a horrible way to die. Do not do that. I am so sick at these companies congratulating themselves for selling us things All right, so let's do a little news of the way

Lastly with this just more evidence that she would not she did not go to the beach Her purse was found in her mini Cooper, which was a blue mini Cooper, so she didn't even bring her purse So this will go and she's got to bring her purse to the beach Of course, no, you're gonna want to rent a boogie board. You're gonna want to go to the popcorn stand I don't have I've been to a beach in years peanut. I have these things peanut. I love it All right, so let's get into some news of the weird. Okay. I you know, we're doing the summer is strange Yeah, we're calling it more weird news out there. It's thank God that that fucking faucet never runs dry This comes from a Twitter account that has been breaking

Various pieces of news they've been getting from free freedom of information acts requests about information about the KGB and the CIA Doing long-term Research into black magic and psyops in order to have psychic fights with each other. It's absolutely incredible So that's a geeks Twitter account. It's It's N-A-T-S-E-C-G-E-E-K and they have got some great documents breaking down this these Very interesting things that they've been talking about what what is not interesting like the KGB is that oftentimes they will plant specifically wild information just to see

What the US's reaction is to this information and oftentimes we either act like we are doing the same thing that they're doing or We call them ludicrous and then we do the same thing that they're doing because we think maybe they're on to something But we also then may not have a full idea of what the heck that is they're doing because it seems they're putting some money into it If you read this this recent post that Natsuki put up It shows that the KGB has been putting a lot of time or they did put a lot of time in the late 1960s 1969 and specific 1969 1969 specifically they've been devoting entire groups to collecting information on black magic this group was headed by a man named DJ Mirza Who has given his own secret laboratory?

It's the M4 in the appendix if you look read this this this little document it's deep in Moscow When they've been showing is that using black magic techniques is there a way to Weaponize it against the United States of America right and one thing that see they seem to have done They've been trying to fold parapsychology research into this is a one thing that they think they said that they created was a thing called a Psychotronic generator that was used to duplicate psychic effects that it was a machine You could hold in your hand a handheld instrument that you could be able to use piece You could use it hold it in your hand, then you could move pieces of paper around on a table Okay far away, and then they don't know whether or not that's just a fan or whether or not that it is an actual

Psychic machine or whether or not it's entirely fake or is it someone doing did you ever see the classic? I believe there was a documentary about this guy the old dude white fellow white hair He would test all the psychics and there was one guy who could make paper move through a phone book But then he would put he put all the like little styrofoam stuff there And he's like now do it without moving the styrofoam and he couldn't do it because he would just like blow Underneath very subtly on the paper. He was a really interesting guy. He used to bust open a lot of those James Randy. Yeah, James Randy was a good. Yes. He was a hoot. He also was a he also all we ruin everybody's good time But I also understand it's important to bump things that are

I also agree with that because I I'm gonna catch 22 because I watched the magic greatest reveals and I'll watch it on YouTube And I'll be like oh, but then afterwards I am like did I need it of course I didn't want of all the one thing you always learned I've said this before it's just the women doing all the work It's always it's just very skinny women That do everything in magic I Natalie had several friends that worked with the end within the the magical assistant World yes like her friend Heather who's also a very talented photographer But she basically that's what it was

You just have to very thin waist and be able to fit through the various compartments So yeah, very slithery and then a man just stands there at the very end and takes all the applause is again He's a very little he spent a lot of time packaging it But they do there there's a statement that I wanted to read okay comes from what I love is so You know you get a little bit interior view of how the CIA views the Soviet Union and also how they were doing their own work So this little item that she that that this Twitter account of posted was interesting The amazing thing to me is that many prominent Soviet scientists appear so involved politically that they are concerned only with the Possibility of their own promotion and do not see what is going on in their own laboratories

Hmm the research is very sloppy and often their alleged discoveries are ledgered later Disproven what you've you watched the Chernobyl series you see a lot of that built into it's a lot of just whatever it is That they need to do to suck up to the commanding officer in order to keep moving up because if you're not moving up Then you're moving down. Yes, and that's the kind of sucking up to the commanding officer You don't want to do this is according to Gordon Thomas's 2007 book secrets and lies the CIA's operation Often so this is according to project MK often this is this is a project evidently that They would explore the world of black magic

This is according to dr. Sydney Gottlieb and they would quote harness the forces of darkness and challenge the concept that the inner reaches of the mind are Beyond reach and evidently this went as far as talking with fortune tellers palm readers clairvoyance Astrologist medium psychics specialists in demonology, which is warlocks Satanists and other occult practitioners, which if you are working for the CIA This is a fun-ass project to be awesome. This is where you want to get to but the thing is that they would ship I imagine that they would ship the the least important Employees yes, they would go to it would be me if I worked for the CIA Which is what I would hope to do

I would be crossed my mind being like you know I'd be crossed my finger saying like you know I'm gonna get killed in Saudi Arabia. All right. Let's all face facts Yeah, but I'm really good at working with magicians. You'd be like the guy I just watched McMillian's and I know I'm like a year and a half. It's great But the main the dog dog or what I'm done. His name is Doug He you would have just been like that, but I'm really looking to deep dive to a deep dive into certain kind of things occult witchcraft What do you want me to do again? Oh, I'm gonna be a pretend to be a witch. I'm your candles. I can show my tits Let's do this. All right. Let's another so another thing if you go to muck rock comm

Which was that this Twitter accounts one of the blogs they post to I? The I love this fucking story. This life imitates Akira. This is an article Emma best wrote the NSA's fear of psychic Nukes basically they had this idea that they're part of with the one long for One long term idea of that the Soviets the reason why they might be so deep inside of the world of the psychic Uh-huh use it like and trying to discover like new weapons, right? They they're trying to figure out a figure out a way to weaponize it and one concept was taking a group of psychics and making them attack a city and Making it disappear. Okay, they said that they started to believe this concept

They they put out what they think might be fake But they said that they had discovered these things called sighs PS eyes these things that were inside of cells that they said Were the ways that the the physicalization of psychic powers and they were deep inside of our cellular material Which we now they think that might be misinformation like purposefully put in there if they did that to fuck with people But if not, it's fucking sweet. So this was all from a 1977 NSA memo Basically the first event raised by the NSA note is a CIA report which mentioned KBG research into Parapsychology according to this the KGB used hobby hobbyists and non-governmental researchers to talk to western

Scientists like literally this job is just go and fuck with western scientists That's what they would do. That's exactly what it was But the Russians they have always been massive tricksters So they are you go and you feed fake information Information to the US to get them scrambling to do something, but then at the same time you're so compartmentalize it within your own Weird Soviet government stuff. So I imagine there are people desperately taking these research These research things seriously it may be discovering real things about psychic abilities But at the same time the government's not taking it seriously specifically you are literally an entire bureau

That is just the decoy for the US the US army. Well, that's you are working in a Essentially a world that does not matter to anyone which is very unfortunate. Absolutely. So some of the reasons are very interesting So some people think this was just an effort to provoke radio chatter Which the Soviets could then use to track kind of what the US interests are and activities Another theory that this was just simply a warning to the West to stay away from from a sensitive Soviet research Or from sensitive Soviet research and a third theory was it was quote a double-think ploy to pretend Interest in a clumsy manner to make us think that this was really just a deception to trick the West into believing there was interest When there really was none. Well, the last theory might sound paranoid. This is how a denial and deception

This is how that would operate. It's something the Russian counterintelligence has excelled at so this is just They're just totally they're just this is a fun day at the office for the KGB. Yes, they are they love to fuck with us and Now they're doing it without us doing anything or about them doing anything now They're living in our heads rent-free. Isn't that fun? They're really excited. We gave them the keys. Why do you really love it? They really love just how much control they have over the US people without doing anything No, no, no human beings are very susceptible to misinformation. What would you what city would you think nuke first? Oh

You know what I do. Okay. Listen. I know. Yes, of course. You're gonna say New York, LA. Yes That's what everybody will that's how you're gonna get the most amount of death if that's what you're going for I don't know what you're saying sure sure sure but at the same time LA's got so many candles and so many crystals We might block out the psychic That's what we do in New York. You got the whole Bushwick witch thing going on sure you guys are getting a little bit more La I hate to say to get more I Know you and New York Satanists and witches don't want to hear about it, but you're gonna start wearing pastels soon

I bet you will Trash there's too much trash here to ever get fully LA. No, it's true Yes, you can't get you can't muck up your white sneakers and you're like your vaguely tan body suits No, I think yes, New York might also deflect cuz psychic attack, you know, who's might be right for it. Okay, Phoenix Phoenix, Arizona, but Arizona That's a place full of crystals. No no Sedona thing there Sedona is Sedona doesn't like Phoenix Phoenix is the big city. I guess this is what I'm saying I'm making up all of these rivalries. I don't know if that's true or not

Wow, I feel like if you're gonna go for because Phoenix also fairly conservative fairly conservative city Yeah, I mean, maybe they're not as much as the way we lose up ball if MLB comes back though They're gonna be performing in Phoenix. I feel like this is enough front not to Phoenix But to America's greatest pastime. I would I don't want them to attack Phoenix I would say but I'm saying Phoenix is up there Phoenix is a good sideways choice. They're not seeing it They're not ready for it. All of a sudden they've been disappeared by a group of Russian psychics You know what also, you know, who would really freak it. You know who really freak out who Denver Denver it would definitely freak out. Although do we want Denver to go there on the front lines of I don't want

This is not want right want. This is me putting money on who does the psychics attack in order to surprise us Man, I just feel like Denver is also one of those cities that might be on the tip of the spear when it comes to the third eye opening They're so stoned. Oh, you're right No, but really Alice the Crowley does talk about that we does fuck with your ability to be psychic It doesn't help it. Hi messes with it. It messes with it. Actually, it's what allows my brain to shut down Huh, huh? Well, I am I am in a rock in a hard place But you know what I'm gonna go with because I want to see this state succeed and I love the people of this state

But my god, do we need an emotional? Psychological spiritual change in Indiana. Yeah, I would like to do this. They need it. They need a sign Just a sign. They need some attention from Russia. We just they need some attention from Russia big honestly Russia I mean, I will be a little I'll put on my make America. Whatever. Um, Russia help out in the Indiana I'll be like congrats. You saved you didn't archer noble You need to someone needs to come and save Indiana and maybe one of those cities Psychically disappearing might be the wake-up call they're looking maybe maybe get rid of Gary so that they don't just have a claim to fame on the side of The highway which was Michael Jackson's house that he was abused in that is not an amusement park trained in and

And I'm I am sick and tired of people looking down on mr. Jackson and what he did One of the biggest pop figures of all time I did love someone DM me on Instagram way back in the day because we've been doing the livestream for adult swim adult swim Dot com slay of streams for six seven years now five years. No, no, well three years three or whatever It's been years and we did get into an argument about MJ You stand corrected as a matter of fact, or you stand correct that you did say that Michael Was doing some negative things to the children. Marcus says he does not believe so this was many years of negative things to the children And I said, I don't know what's going on

I didn't know that he liked watching buttholes like they were old-school silent films. No, no But now I do know that and isn't it fucking great. All right Well, let's move on to some Easter news because we did have Easter and And then he was go back inside and he's like thank god, I just wanted to play the PlayStation I don't know why I use it as my Jesus voice. I think that I mean I I never got Easter I feel like Easter has been elevated as a holiday over the last couple of years I never particularly enjoyed Easter. I'm not even talking about just the from the Christian aspect I just don't really get the holiday necessarily. I well Easter is

It's a pretty significant holiday. Oh, I remember being a Catholic That was the those are the two days you had to go you had to go Easter. You had to go Christmas Well, my parents I love my parents for this and I don't know if it taught me Priorities that are all wrong, but they used to put money in the plastic Easter eggs They would put little coins and then sometimes would be a five or a ten dollar bill in there I thought that was really nice, but this story is about a woman who didn't really do something nice She did something a little bit more criminal a woman. Her name is April Cistone. She's a 42 year old gal and I want to say this before we get into this story

Hmm, you're gonna tell me we find out someone is putting porno picks in Easter eggs, which is what this woman did Yeah, in your in your brain. We don't know. It's a woman. What are you thinking? You are thinking a man You're thinking I wonder if it's me accidentally and I forgot that I did it So I want to say women they can be creeps too this 42 year old woman She had 400 plastic Easter eggs along with pamphlets containing pornographic images So she popped those porno images in the Easter eggs and she also really committed a crime here because inside of the same Easter egg She would put a goldfish cracker a packet of drink mix or a piece of toilet paper Alright, that is not acceptable if I open up an Easter egg. I can't the porno. I'm actually fine with I'll be like

Thank you for a weird porno. I don't care. I just kind of strange. It's coming from you You're gonna give me goldfish. You're gonna give me goldfish on Easter. I'm fine with the goldfish It just feel I don't like I'm all loose like that No, it's disgusting. I prefer to be in some form of some form of carrying chamber a little packet or something I think that she might have either been I'm gonna go on a limb here and say mentally ill or This might be her own crusade against Easter to show I mean because my mind Import pornographic images of any holiday. It's most appropriate in Easter. So but eggs and bunnies No bunnies do as fuck. It's all about rising again. It is a fertility, right?

So I understand trying to make everybody horny. I suppose so and her name is April Sestoni I think I may have said April before but it's April with a bee So at first all these people are opening up their mailboxes being like what the hell are these Easter eggs with toilet paper a goldfish Can of course the goldfish cracker a drip mix and then porno pictures people thought she was giving out COVID-19 But she was like no, I don't got no COVID-19 virus. I don't care. I'm not trying to spread that She's just trying to spread love. So when the cops caught the woman This is what they had to say they say the woman made several incoherent statements and rants about the church and local clergy Okay, it is quote that she included the images because homosexuals are allowed

Because homosexuals are allowed to each in the church to eat. I'm assuming that means eat in the church Basically, she's upset the gay people are allowed to go to her church So this is oh, so this is all mission she was on she this is this is the end of a saga This is a whole problem that she has been dealing with and I it's just again April Sestoni if you look at the picture doesn't seem like the kind of person who would have all these complaints But evidently she's got a lot of issues So She was getting real out here math corona virus corona virus

So she was seen placing all these eggs in mailboxes callers noticed noted She was driving a 2004 silver Honda Civic. They called stop bragging by the way I know they called the police department Department they looked into it the cops stopped the car and saw a cardboard box sitting on the passenger seat filled with pamphlets containing graphic images of women and men Engaged in various sex acts. Do you understand is unlawful to distribute eggs without your patented? COVID-19 bunny ears That's how you arrest somebody in this time age because she wasn't following fucking protocol man

You got to wear the bunny ears if you're gonna be out there. What makes this story even more weird is that Sestoni? Obviously again started ranting immediately about gay people in the church all this stuff. Hmm. She didn't just find this porno She created these pamphlets herself using PowerPoint. There's so much time people are baking bread people are making their own pornos This is there's a lot of self-taught skill making going on in this in this whole fucking country, right? Okay, Henry you might like this. She said that she was quote a church. She is a church Maybe a little secular humanist there and that she'd been conducting research quote on local clergy And that people quote deserve to know the truth and that church employees should pay back their salaries to the public She said she was only thing. She's been people. She's been only thing. She's been correct about so far

That is all correct. The fact that they I do see a little bit of the I don't like her That gay people shouldn't be allowed to go to the church. That's that's Pat Lindley wrong But the idea of keeping the churches open on Sunday, which I for Easter Sunday Well, I understand why they did that is it because they they want money But every single time you keep a church open and people go that's another fucking three days We're all gonna have to sit inside. Well, I just theoretically but they are bathed in the blood of Christ So I remember April also made several rants in relation to no one taking care of the elderly and the church employees Salaries will cover the medical costs. So she just wants to allocate funds differently here really and she's in a an FDR

She really is she really is and so this is according to sheriff Rick Staley He said our team did a great job in tracking down this deranged offender and taking her into custody He goes on to say thankfully she did not appear to be sick with COVID-19 symptoms But she certainly needs some help this again proves that see something say something works And we need to thank the community for being part of our guardianship policing philosophy She's being charged with 11 counts of distributing obscene material driving with a suspended license violating executive order 20 91 for conducting travel not related to a central activity activity. That's creepy as shit

And she is being held at the county jail for $7,000 bond. So there you go She's handed out some nudes not the worst not the worst thing I've ever heard anyone doing again The goldfish cracker is very offensive, but the reason behind it is something that uh, I'm not sure if I'm ever gonna wrap my head around Yeah, it's uh, I feel like it's like that a lot of times and I imagine that she is not been understood by a lot of people And I think that she needs to go to a brain Hospital, yes, that's one way to put it. I agree But what can you do because these days brain hospitals? They're full Aren't they you got to be your own brain hospital? Yeah, well, I do

She is self-diagnosed. I self-diagnose and I self-treat really what did you what if you self-diagnosed yourself with lately? Oh, I am I work too hard and I care too much That's just the truth. Really? Wow well every day I just I am in awe of how much I care and I care so much and I give so much It's getting in the way of me taking care of myself, right? Well, thank you so much for coming into this interview at FedEx Mr. Zabrowski You're not wearing any pants No, because what from what I heard is that COVID don't come dick first

That's I don't know why but you just got yourself a job I do want to bring up quickly if you look up if you go to singular if you go to singular 40 and calm the I like how they they have They've switched the messaging on Tom DeLonge. They no longer say blink 182s Tom DeLonge He said the TTSA is Tom DeLonge, which is very very sad. I think that the rest of blink 182 is probably relieved But Tom DeLonge he shared a video of a UFO and on social media that he that he took picture of which he said look I saw this thing I guess above the skies of Encinitas, which is near San Diego Okay, I mean said that he saw this according to his post

So last night I get a text to somebody who says these UAP right up off the bitch where I live I run my balcony so split into two pieces and rise vertically. I grabbed my rent Jumped in my truck and went straight down to the bitch Well, the only ones on the bitch last night is the lives disappeared rip head broken of three passes and stacked vertically with one Little red dot fine around the top and then disappeared for the rest of the evening. This video doesn't show much We were quite late watching the lot dance around half a mile off the bitch. I don't know why he got British I don't know either, but I love it So he got he got a message from the Tom DeLonge secret alien phone, which is yeah, and he went out to go to I know he texts me

It was church and it was fire and orange of course I called up blue Elizondo is my fucking bro And as I was that and he was telling me all these things I was supposed to do with location Geographic details brother altitude and distance of course. I was completely worthless when it came to those details I'm a fucking idiot. I fucking play guitar, man But yes big deal last night it's in this California. Look checked immediately There are no flights near except one that I had my eyes on the entire time No military no boats and put your hover on line. So we're stacking on top of each other. Wow. Who knows?

I guess this is going Apparently so they put you know and everyone's like, uh, you know It's just a light because on this on his social media. It's just a little light but apparently There were many people that saw this UFO display over Encinese, California And there are many pictures of it of a series of lights stacking up vertical and then whip whip and a little thing flying around top fit in It's absolutely wild and it just makes my fucking dick hard. I know it's just

Ah, it's one of those things where it's all coming from Tom DeLong and I like Tom It's just it's what it's just what's so fun about ufology is that? It's coming from Tom DeLong, you know We always get the most important information from the people that maybe we didn't think we needed But it's the people we deserve and I love mr. DeLong for that These are the people standing up and fighting yeah our rights and ufology That man who is technically single-handedly ruining it only just because the UFO community is very very upset about the TTSA I'm gonna go into a little bit more detail over the next couple episodes, but they are very very upset. They've been upset

Can you explain what's the TTSA? The TTSA, it's the to the stars Academy. Tom DeLong started and he he's basically got a bunch of old-school spooks That used to work for Robert Bigelow various arms of the CIA various arms of covert ops He's basically just paying them out and they are just on his team right so there's some people that are mad I think largely it has to do with just the influx of money and how people are afraid that it's going to taint their research tight Right, but I you know, I think ufology Desperately needs an influx of cash

But who knows what this is all gonna roll out to but I want to get a little bit more deeper deeper deeper To this yeah, because I've seen this the TTSA is just ripping the UFO community apart They are just Falling all over themselves and I kind of so why now why are the I want to watch the hunt I want to watch the hunt for Skinwalker, which is on Nat Geo right now apparently is a good series I'll watch that and kind of come back with a little bit of a UFO update. All right. That sounds great did Um, was there any Government response did any local local municipalities like yeah, those are so nothing it was just this it was just the eyewitness accounts

I mean sometimes they do come out like we saw with the Phoenix lights and be like now It's a bunch of fire. It's a bunch of Chinese lanterns where people are horseshit The reason why is that they fucking doubled up? They did the Phoenix like when the Phoenix lights happen the next day They didn't see no actually we were in the middle of test report to Flare's right and they showed the flares up They shot a bunch of flares in the sky. You see that's we were doing this all the time, but they were not they were not the same thing Okay, the Phoenix lights was a gigantic solid craft you fucking asshole. You didn't even dare doubt me kissle Hey, buddy, I'm not even doubting you. I thought that I think you're on to something and again

I can't wait to be abducted on one of these ships and Finally be able to go and hang out at a bar again Oh, what are we gonna do? They're gonna have to get one of those fucking like lifts for dolphins. I'm not supposed to get you up in there All right, let's do hero of the week This week's hero of the week, he's an Italian man. You gotta love him. His name is Mario Salerno He's wearing a tracksuit in this picture. He's a New York City landlord Rarely do we get to praise New York City landlords, but this dude he's got 200 200 Tenants and he has said no one's got to pay rent for the month of April

He goes on to say I want everyone to be healthy. That's the whole thing Mario Salerno. He's a 59 year old. He owns 80 apartments across Williamsburg and Green Point Brooklyn He said after some of his tenants told him they were worried about paying rent because they lost their jobs He decided to take action on March 30th He posted a notice on the front doors of all his buildings announcing due to the coronavirus pandemic Affecting all of us, please note that I am waving rent for the month of April one of his tenants said she'd been out of work Since she was ordered to shut down her hair salon. She said quote. He's superman. He's a wonderful man It's a game changer. So that was really sweet. So that's that's extremely nice

And I hope more landlords take note as the government is not forcing this to happen if you can and you're a large corporate landlord Please God give your tenants a break Mario Salerno You are hero of the week and then just just a second kind of Another little sidecar hero. There's a little dog that provides wine deliveries for a Maryland winery And he just he grabs the little wine in his mouth and he goes and it's it's for it's for distance So when you can drop something off without touching someone, you know what I'm talking about there. It is very cute Yes, I will say I bet you that is very cute. I wish that we were enforcing our dogs to work But that's how this new economy is gonna be

But I also wonder if that if you think that that a landlords making up for the money just by selling a bunch of girls out Of a fucking basement or something. I never truly believe the good word of a New York land I don't either I don't either but anyway, that's that's Salerno. That's Mario. We'll see what his crimes are that'll come out next month Very soon, but as of right now soda pup. That's the name of the dog that delivers all the food soda pup There's according to the World Health Organization. There's no evidence dogs can contract your spread COVID So he was deputied deputized By the Stonehouse

Anyway, the guy this dog is delivering you boosts. All right, there you go. Yeah, so just get just get into it Let's get into it. I just want to read a couple stories here from our listeners that I find to be Interesting all right, and I hope that you'll find them to be interesting as well. First of all, this comes from a biologist We talked a little bit about how there were being massive pterosaurs and weird little extinct dinosaur birds being seen in North Carolina currently and this biologist had some Information not for us. I taught biology for several years and I'm a wildlife biologist with a specialization and raptor biology That's be jets giant birds like hawks eagles owls. So here's some possible explanations to these modern-day pterosaur sightings

Pterosaurs did not go extinct at the end of the Cretaceous period as previously thought so that's number one Hmm such a large predator is most likely candidate to be able to survive and undetected by reputable sciences since their population size Could be the lowest however this explanation is extremely unlikely It's extremely unlikely to people are witnessing a new species while scientifically plausible This one is also highly unlikely Pterosaurs are mostly closely related to modern-day birds Okay, impossible that a new raptor species could have evolved maybe descend of hawks egrits or eagles However, illusion evolution usually happens on a scale of many many generations

Rarely a new species can emerge in fewer generations like this, but it's usually the result of extreme environmental pressure three People are witnessing a new species that escaped from a lab left this one here Especially for you Henry less than a decade ago researchers in Kansas created a new lizard species that can produce its own clones through Unfertilized eggs this species was created by a breeding different species of whippetail lizard of whippetail lizards as to whether a Pterosaur could have been synthetically created in a lab Jurassic Park style. Uh-huh. It's highly unlikely Made incredible advances in a genetic technology We are still probably many years away from being able to

Synthetically recreate old species even if the technology exists it resides in some super secret lab most likely government owned But I doubt we will ever hear about it a number four the last reason is that it's fake in 2008 live science interviewed Rick Lind a mechanical and aerospace engineer in the University of Florida He and his team were working to create a pterosaur like drone with flapping wings and a crest on its head It's much more likely to this sort of thing actually exists today And so it's a bummer, but who knows what I say Let's try to catch one of them birds Absolutely, and if it's or if it's a drone feel free to shoot it down

I think that part three was actually the most interesting because it's not out It doesn't seem like it's out of the realm of possibility that we could indeed have a Jurassic Park One day for our children to go to well I'm mad why because I want it to be real. I want dinosaurs. Yeah, I think that's the whole point I mean I the email said that they can basically do it now. He's just government's gotta open it up saying whatever He's gonna say. Okay. All right. Here we go They say well I wanted to ask I asked last week because we talked about this week on our train humanoids episode

We talked about the giant of kandahar, which was a very fun news story about the apparently a group of us troops killing a giant in Afghanistan so let's I want to hear but I want to hear about if there were rumors of giant cave of Giants in the caves. Hmm. So this was here. We go. This is this is an email. I Was in Afghanistan around kandahar from 12 from 2010 to 2011 Well, I was there fellow soldiers told fabled tales of everything from area 50 poo Which was a giant shit like in the middle of the base to cannibals that lived in the caves all over the kandahar mountain areas The story of the cannibals are heard was that when then Soviets invaded they kept a stock of nukes around this area

People infected and mutated from radiation were ousted by the community They fled to the caves in the mountains where some people made their own communities The only meat many could get from the animals and occasional people that wandered and got lost in the cave networks They became partial the human flesh and over time created offspring that were born infected with radiation and are taught to find kill And eat human flesh who knows Damn all right. I don't like that could have done without that sir I thought it was a really fun story now here's these two I want to do these two more stories a little bit longer, but I just I couldn't choose between them. Okay

One day I found a listing for a paid medical study that entailed someone coming to your home to collect a stool sample for 60 bucks This is during the two this is during the first our last economic crisis in 2008 What a job that is oh, yeah 34 year old me now recognizes that a legit medical study would probably not take place in the comfort of my own bathroom But 22 year old me thought that this sounded like a great deal So I emailed them and I got a response telling me they found this over Craigslist, but okay Yes, of course telling me that someone would arrive at my house at an agreement upon time with a collection container I would then shit into the container and give it to the collection person

They repeatedly mentioned that my shit had to be solid and it'd be large enough to use in the study or I would not be paid However, they never said what the exact size and consistency it was required to be again 34 year old me can hear the alarm bells and see the several hundred red flags waving around but a 22 year old me did not Right, so the day arrives. I'm hanging out with my male roommates and my boyfriend now husband chugging some coffee and get ready for the big show The collection person arrives and this dude is not in any way resemble a person working for a medical study Okay, it's a young man our age or younger in a cheap suit and tie My husband is actually bigger than Kissel. He's six foot nine around 350 pounds Okay, dude seemed very startled and nervous to find me in the company of a big scary giant and some other lesser goons

Side note, I really want my husband and Ben to be best friends and make that meet and make me the meat in a bear sandwich That's uh, well, we'll get to the dookie story here. Oh, yeah, we'll see how this pans up So he hands me this hard plastic container that fits on my toilet seat. I make a perfectly long and solid shit Screw that lid on and hand it over he can stress that it needed to be solid and big enough Uh-huh and off he went weeks. Goodbye. I never get my check I Email them to ask where my money is and the person again asked me if I sure if I was if I was sure if it was solid enough And if I didn't get paid that's probably why

I went back on Craigslist and found a flurry of posters a flurry of postings by other people who also never got paid For their samples and were told the same story. They were told their shit wasn't big and solid enough to be paid Oh, was it until then that it dawned on my dumb ass that this is definitely not a medical study 12 years later, and I am still dying to know what my shit was used for who that guy was and even would have tried to assault me You'll pull some other bullshit if my husband and roommates weren't there. I'll take the 60, but I'll take the 60 buck hit Because it gave me a great story to tell and it's endlessly entertaining to imagine what my shit was used for well I remember no, but remember kids It's probably a bad idea to let a stranger from the internet into your home to collect your shit for cash unless of course as part of a

Healthy and mutually consensual sex act. Yeah, but it does seem like you got to get the cash up front You got to get the cash pre poo at least, you know, I'd say $30 deposit right $30 upon completion. Absolutely. I completely agree. That's the that's the ignorance of youth This would have been a fine way to make 60 bucks. I actually understand you're 22 22 years old 60 bucks is 22 year old speak. That's a that is a cube of Natty light that's a hell you can get that's a fucking big old as a pallet That's a pallet of booze. You can get some smokes for that and you could probably get snacks for the night

You get a couple vks man get a couple burgers in there. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a good 36 hours of partying right there with that Yeah, no, I remember that I'm a Florida State, man. We can make I remember we used to have a drive-thru keg Place so you go through and you could throw your you go through a window and they would put the kegs at the back of your car That was fun. I love getting kid. I remember thinking like 45 dollars. That's incredible amount of money I you know, you had to get all the money together. Oh, yeah 45 bucks. Yep. Yeah, but then it was fucking but then you drink for like three days. It was biblical It never ended. There we go. So this is one last story. I know I'm telling a lot this week But this is this one. I just fucking I love all right

This comes from a listener's father that Listen father would tell the story as a child He was in the Marines doing the Vietnam war about 1967 to 1970 and he had plenty of awful stories That would make you question humanity and patriotism that he would let slip if properly liquored up Like Henry's father, he became a police officer in the 70s to 90s in New York City This produces certain type of stoic yet headstrong man who doesn't like to talk much about the past But one story in particular piqued my interest as a kid because it involved the unknown It seemed the paranormal had slipped through the veil in the battlefield

Oh, he was a designated radio man Which meant he kept a heavy backpack with telephone receiver on the back that could reach command in essence He was very important to keep alive as without him You were not getting backup or Medivac helicopters to ferry the grievously injured. Okay So essentially his squad and himself were coming back from an exercise that saw minor contact with the NBA to their fire Support base that they were based out of when they were ambushed in the jungle by an overwhelming amount of vietcong There are the trees This squad was dishing out what they what they could but it was clear they weren't going to survive the ambush

gunships or evac helicopters could not make it in time Despite radioing in for assistance. They were surrounded and outnumbered the vietcong use subterranean tunnels to get behind lines often And it clearly cut off their path to base all seem lost a few men were dead and the rest dangerously low in ammunition It seemed the jungle would claim more lives today When my dad noticed the jungle had darkened, but only in their immediate vicinity He could see the shining Sun over the jungle canopy behind their position a purple cloud had formed and was moving toward them My father described that upon seeing it He felt a fear that even combat with his innumerable

6.62 30 39 millimeter rounds raining on him could not produce It felt like the eyes of an angry god were upon him. He could feel his nervous system looking up and he had the deck letting the Purple cloud pass over him. He heard the gunfire from both sides slowly stop His surviving squad mates yelling exclamations of terror and immediately cries in Vietnamese in the distance When he arose from the ground, it was dead quiet. The purple cloud had passed through them and And into the Vietnamese fire line and continued onward. No enemy fire came and very soon the sounds of helicopters came gracing their weary ears Soon the deceased were aboard helicopters and my father when his squad mates followed suit The door gunner looked at my dad and asked what the hell happened down there

Explains to my father. They had seen a cup. They'd seen a huge purple cloud They look like a sandstorm pass over the area enveloping the jungle before they got there As for the Viet Cong they had seemingly retreated into their tunnels or the jungle when seeing the strange purple mist Whatever it was it stopped further bloodshed that day on both sides My dad would usually reiterate at this point that what he felt to his core when seeing it was that it has it was on no one side It was angry and it wanted everyone out of that jungle He would state emphatically that the primal fear that enveloped him when he saw it was unlike any other He had ever experienced in 20 years of being a firefighter and cop produced no competition to it today

Well, wasn't the jungles of Vietnam that day? I wonder about it sometimes Unfortunately, my dad was killed by a drunk driver when I was a teenager so I cannot pick his brains further on this All right, well never drink and drive. Okay, so I'm going to speculate Prince Was it Prince? We have a purple cloud coming through only Prince could stop the bullets flying Only if they all started only if they started all dancing uncontrollably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that is a Awesome story and we hear a lot of different stories like that I'm not sure if we could ever do like a last podcast episode on something like that But like the war we to meme remember to meme story when we did the listener pasta the door

Oh, no, there's inside. There's a lot of torture going on like there's something by the way I saw it to me. I believe in Orlando or it was upstate to me. Hello. I love you. Um, that the war zones are frickin Ultra sensitive. It seems like weird shit happens. They all there's also a fairly I forget what's war took but like, you know massive angel seeings sightings and UFO sightings one day will do ghosts in the military We did haunted battlefields once a long time ago. I feel like that's a very solid potential episode. Yes Solid as a duke. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening to this week's side stories We are excited to be with you for another wonderful week here in this world of ours In this world get the book last book on the left is out there. Yes

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Is that a dukey that's a dukey suggestion? Yep. Live every day knowing for a fact that all you need It's a tupperware to go make some money on this time period. Everybody's trying to find out at least trying to Because if you get the shit, you could sell the shit to farmers to grow food. So Fucking live that live that reality Love your job. You got a suit on. Yeah, you're 20 years old. Maybe you just got human traffic You bet and you but you're excited to be a part of the workforce. So you go out there You don't want to meet anybody in person But you say hey, I'm gonna give you this Tupperware take a shit in it go inside your home come back out with it

I'll take it out here on the curb. You can just leave it. I don't even you touch you That's again, you got that shit right there boom boom boom love that laugh But you've got a big Tupperware full of shit and you're looking at it You already know it's not solid enough for them to get any money So now what you got is some free ash shit, buddy Lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin, lavin And what you do is you sell it to some German So he could smell it like it's a fucking cologne because it's what they love

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